Speaker 1: It's lucky terme, It's Lucky time, It's Lucky star term,
Speaker 1: I'm Madonna.
Speaker 2: I remember Lucky Dog. It was dog food. Yes, was
Speaker 2: it Lucky dog, Lucky dog something like that?
Speaker 1: Yes, I do remember that. Actually anyway, Hi everyone, it's
Speaker 1: Mel and Monty. On a side note, coming came out
Speaker 1: on my Instagram the other day, which I'm sure every
Speaker 1: Madonna and Kylie Minogue fan have seen, but it was
Speaker 1: Kylie and Madonna singing at Madonna's concert.
Speaker 2: I will survive.
Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, I will survive.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was like a slower version.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then l l l l l l l LA,
Speaker 1: and I just felt uncomfortable for Kylie because she kept
Speaker 1: trying to embrace Madonna and look at Madonna, and Madonna
Speaker 1: wasn't looking at her at all.
Speaker 2: I have the feeling Madonna's not really ever at him.
Speaker 1: But you would be so cuckoo bananas, like the craziest
Speaker 1: of the crazy cats, hands.
Speaker 2: Down, you'd have to be. I mean, how could you
Speaker 2: not be? Yeah, well today, I thought, not long ago,
Speaker 2: you did some embarrassing for no reasons that listeners had
Speaker 2: sent in. I've got a few that I thought I
Speaker 2: would do. These are very everyday ones. They're the best, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because they're so relatable. Okay, when you go into a
Speaker 2: public bathroom, that's embarrassing, full stop. Yes it is. I
Speaker 2: almost get a bit of like we anxiety, like to
Speaker 2: be able to WI if I know someone is in
Speaker 2: the stall next to me. It's almost like I have
Speaker 2: trouble letting my WI go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon that would be normal, you know. Before
Speaker 1: I go in, it's always like my mind goes, what
Speaker 1: kind of toilets are they going to be? And I
Speaker 1: hate the public toilets where they're just the bowl. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: those two they don't put a seat on it, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, fuck, there's always that disappointment when you
Speaker 1: walk into those.
Speaker 2: And people are disgust disgusting, discussing.
Speaker 1: I also feel like everyone just comes down or wrung
Speaker 1: in those things because they're so gross that everyone just loses,
Speaker 1: Like you just don't care as much. It's a revolting
Speaker 1: Like if I was to accidentally piss on the floor
Speaker 1: in a public toilet, I probably wouldn't clean it up.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, like a park public toilet. Fuck, I'd
Speaker 1: rather piece under a tree than go to one of those.
Speaker 1: I would just hold it's insane how long I hold
Speaker 1: my way for Like Sam is shocked because I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm so uncomfortable right now, but I just go to
Speaker 1: a whole other level of discomfort before going to weed.
Speaker 2: Same we avoid at all costs, which is not good
Speaker 2: advice because you shouldn't terrible. But when you do go
Speaker 2: into a public toilet and you go to wash your
Speaker 2: hands and it's an automatic soap just means something. It
Speaker 2: doesn't come out and you have to keep trying, same
Speaker 2: as with the hand dryer or whatever. Yes, and there's
Speaker 2: someone next to you. It's working perfectly fine, but you're like,
Speaker 2: it's like with the door, you know, like automatic doors
Speaker 2: and they don't open straight.
Speaker 1: Yes, totally. I would never use the blow dryer in
Speaker 1: one of those things. I'd just wipe it on.
Speaker 2: I heard they like the bacteria that kicks up from
Speaker 2: those things. Oh really, they're apparently really really bad, Like
Speaker 2: they do cultures on them all the time, because I
Speaker 2: guess if you think that you like especially those newer ones,
Speaker 2: and you put your hands in there, that liquid is
Speaker 2: probably falling down or flying everywhere, and then you think
Speaker 2: everyone is doing that. Yeah, when you go to buy
Speaker 2: shoes and you're in a shoe shot and you try
Speaker 2: them on, and then you have to do like that
Speaker 2: little walk to see if bit comfortable, and the person
Speaker 2: standing there going so how do they feel? You're like, oh, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: they're okay. What the fuck are you gonna say?
Speaker 1: That's so true? You know how long it's been since
Speaker 1: I've been in a shoe shop same. I buy all
Speaker 1: my shoes online. I cannot remember the last time I
Speaker 1: had to do that. The last time I had that
Speaker 1: feeling was when I took my kids to get school shoes.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, remember when you were a
Speaker 2: kid and you'd go and get school shoes at the
Speaker 2: start of every year, and they put your foot in
Speaker 2: that thing to your foot.
Speaker 1: My dad used to go like he used to have
Speaker 1: a business in America, and he used to draw around
Speaker 1: our feet to take the you know, the drawing over
Speaker 1: to America to get us all a gears.
Speaker 2: That's smart. Yeah, these last ones are shopping things. When
Speaker 2: you're trying on clothes and then the attendant will come
Speaker 2: to the changing room and go.
Speaker 1: Everything okay here, yes, find it's so embarrassing walking out
Speaker 1: with the clothes in my hand and handing them.
Speaker 2: Ode I'm not taking any I know, and I always
Speaker 2: I always go ough, not a lucky day, or got
Speaker 2: to start, which is such a toxic thing to say,
Speaker 2: but I've got to start watching what I eat, none
Speaker 2: of these or whatever. Yeah, it's so embarrassing, Like, don't
Speaker 2: be offended. I didn't like any of.
Speaker 1: You see your start, especially if it's like a small shop,
Speaker 1: or I'll be like I'm gonna come back when I've
Speaker 1: got more time.
Speaker 2: Oh I use that all the time. Yeah, always Okay,
Speaker 2: when you're at the self serve checkout and it's packed right,
Speaker 2: but then like something that you know, something always goes wrong.
Speaker 2: It says like undetected area and you're standing there and
Speaker 2: you've got to wait for one of the people to
Speaker 2: come over and everyone's sort of looking at you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know that. I hate call it. I
Speaker 1: never do them because of that. I'm also like, nah,
Speaker 1: I'm paying enough for these groceries. I'm getting someone to
Speaker 1: put them in the bags for me. I hate self checkout,
Speaker 1: but I hate it specifically for that reason. Without foul,
Speaker 1: every single shop you need to come and put their
Speaker 1: tag thing on it, put in their code.
Speaker 2: Every time, and they don't give a shit. Nah, I
Speaker 2: don't give a shit. You could have been you could
Speaker 2: you could be stealing everything in that shop. I don't care.
Speaker 1: They just rob those things crazy, put things through is
Speaker 1: different things all the time. Like they almost deserve it,
Speaker 1: to be honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, because if they're not hiring staff to
Speaker 2: work those checkouts, then make your groceries less. Take a
Speaker 2: cub from that ray because he lives buck we're old.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And this is the last one, which not everybody does
Speaker 2: and I don't like to do for this reason, but
Speaker 2: my husband always does it. When you go out for
Speaker 2: dinner and say you've ordered, like the four of us
Speaker 2: go out and we've ordered several things and there's heaps
Speaker 2: of leftovers, I.
Speaker 1: Think Joe he doesn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does, because he's like, what, there's like three
Speaker 2: quarters of a pizza left here here, we can eat
Speaker 2: it later.
Speaker 1: I feel like the only acceptable place to do that
Speaker 1: is pizza. But also I thought for how health and
Speaker 1: safety reasons they weren't allowed to do that anymore.
Speaker 2: I thought that too, But no, they do do it
Speaker 2: with like it's like and I will never say it
Speaker 2: because can I grab a box or something to take
Speaker 2: these home with? And it makes you feel like a
Speaker 2: tight ass.
Speaker 1: Yes, horrible, even though you're totally entitled to it. You
Speaker 1: have paid for it, of course, and nothing's better than
Speaker 1: leftovers after next day.
Speaker 2: So good, it's so good. You know what I'll finish with.
Speaker 2: This just came to mind when you when you're at
Speaker 2: a restaurant and it's packed, right, you're ready to go,
Speaker 2: trying to get the waiters attention.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're life.
Speaker 2: And how many times they walk past and.
Speaker 1: You like you hesitate if you excuse me, and they
Speaker 1: don't hear you?
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so good, it's the worst good. I love it
Speaker 1: all right, let us know you're embarrassing for no reason.
Speaker 1: Show and Tell online on instance, is the best place
Speaker 1: to get us. We love hearing from you and hearing
Speaker 1: what you're embarrassed about for no reason. They're always so
Speaker 1: great and yeah, we'll be back change too soon, buck
Speaker 2: Now, love you,