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Speaker 2: Hi guyshy guys, Hi guys.
Speaker 1: All right, so today I'm going to run a little
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Speaker 1: bucket and pulling out Celebrity age game. Celebrity age game,
Speaker 1: Guess the age of the celebrity. This is came up
Speaker 1: because for some reason Nelly came up. That's right. A
Speaker 1: little while ago, he did a concert and apparently no
Speaker 1: one was there. He was really awkward in the audience.
Speaker 1: But then somebody's like, no, that's the sound check. But
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a sound check or
Speaker 1: the actual audience.
Speaker 2: I saw him in the news because he's engaged to
Speaker 2: a Shanta.
Speaker 3: How's that for a nineties period?
Speaker 1: Remember it was a shanty and Jar rule always together,
Speaker 1: was it? Yeah, Jar ruling a shanty not going out,
Speaker 1: but they'd always do songs together. What's in a shanty song?
Speaker 2: I can hear in my head like a simads and
Speaker 2: j yeah, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, great, Okay, So he's marrying her? Well anyway,
Speaker 1: because I was surprised at his age because it's it
Speaker 1: always goes you know, Nelly and then their age next
Speaker 1: to them. So this made me want to do celebrity
Speaker 1: age game with you. And how old do you think
Speaker 1: Nollie is? What was Nolli's song He's hot in here,
Speaker 1: isn't he? It's getting hot in here?
Speaker 2: Like those songs?
Speaker 1: Was stupid?
Speaker 2: I reckon, So I'm going to be forty five, maybe
Speaker 2: around my age forty nine.
Speaker 1: Now he's nearly forty years old. Yes, that was amazing. Okay,
Speaker 1: onto the next one, jay z.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know he's significantly older than Beyonce.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fifty fifty four?
Speaker 2: No, yes, fifty.
Speaker 1: Four years old?
Speaker 2: Shit? Yeah okay Eminem oh okay, I reckon, he'd be
Speaker 2: my sister's age. So forty nine fifty one?
Speaker 1: What I know? It's only although I'm like, what, There's
Speaker 1: something about it, though, isn't I think because we always
Speaker 1: think of them younger, like I always I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, just will you think of them when they were
Speaker 2: having their moment in the sun.
Speaker 1: Yes, my youngest loves Eminem songs. God they're rude, like
Speaker 1: he calls women bitches all the time and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I'm like put on the clean version. Yeah, okay, Anthony Keatis,
Speaker 1: who I used to have the biggest bonafore my god,
Speaker 1: I was obsessed with Anthony Ketis and I read his
Speaker 1: audi biography when we were in America and he used
Speaker 1: to live in Encino and I was staying in Encino
Speaker 1: in La and I just was so obsessed with him.
Speaker 2: He'd have to be over fifty fifty two, sixty two?
Speaker 1: What, Yeah, he's sixty two years old.
Speaker 2: This is the unfair thing. I'd still go there.
Speaker 1: I sent a photo to a friend of mine of
Speaker 1: Anthony Ketis going can you believe he's sixty two? And
Speaker 1: she's like, I'd still bang him, and I'm like I
Speaker 1: would too. Like his body's ripped, his hair though it
Speaker 1: used to be cooler, it's not good now.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 1: Like the I don't like guys having like a fringe
Speaker 1: kind of thing, and.
Speaker 3: It's the Lloyd Christmas, it's the you know from Dumb
Speaker 3: and Dumb.
Speaker 1: Yes, And he dies at black and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you're better than this, Like when he had like the
Speaker 1: just not the long long hair, but the longer hair
Speaker 1: and that beautiful brown color which I'm sure it's gray
Speaker 1: now because he's six, so he keeps dying it. But
Speaker 1: he's one of those guys that always has really young girlfriends,
Speaker 1: Like he had a girlfriend that there was like a
Speaker 1: forty year age gap with forty years.
Speaker 2: This is the thing. My husband disagreed with this, which
Speaker 2: was where again, and then it became an argument.
Speaker 3: A surprise because we don't know how to have a conversation, but.
Speaker 2: A man aging I don't feel like they lose their attractiveness.
Speaker 2: There's like this, a guy that has gray hair and
Speaker 2: wrinkles and stuff is not looked at the same way
Speaker 2: as a woman who say lets herself go gray, yes,
Speaker 2: and doesn't have anything in her face.
Speaker 1: It's true, But like I saw Richard Gear the other
Speaker 1: day in a picture who was like six hundred, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know. I think Richard Gear feels a step too
Speaker 2: far for me. Yeah, Richard Gear, and George Clooney is getting.
Speaker 1: Close to that.
Speaker 2: He's not have you seen him lately? Nothing wrong with aging.
Speaker 1: But it means we don't want to bang you anymore.
Speaker 2: He looks different. He's from dusk till dawn. Moment was
Speaker 2: his finest, all right? Jared Lito, Oh, okay, I reckon,
Speaker 2: I reckon he is.
Speaker 1: He's segued really well from acting into being a pretty
Speaker 1: hea like full on rock star.
Speaker 2: I think he always did it. I think he always
Speaker 2: for years. He's had that band.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he used to be a actor before he
Speaker 1: got What's what's thirty seconds to Mars? Is that the band?
Speaker 2: He's so fucking up himself. I see him, I find
Speaker 2: him beautiful. Same but my god, he is. He is
Speaker 2: into himself.
Speaker 1: I hate it when they drink their own cool ad.
Speaker 1: It's so dull. I remember he was with Cameron Diaz.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like he's short.
Speaker 1: Ah, they're all short. They're all incredibly short, you know,
Speaker 1: like Cameron Diaz is not new now, but Benji and
Speaker 1: Joel Madden from Good Charlotte come up to my nipples
Speaker 1: like they're so tiny. They're tiny. Yeah, so many celebrities
Speaker 1: like appear so much taller than they are, but they're
Speaker 1: really majority of them.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, I think he would be. He's got to
Speaker 2: be close to fifty at least.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, he's fifty one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he looks. He looks pretty good. He
Speaker 2: takes care of himself. I think.
Speaker 1: Okay, did you watch requiem requem for a Dream, No neither,
Speaker 1: apparently it's so hectic, and apparently for that movie, because
Speaker 1: it's all drug related, he used to shoot water into himself.
Speaker 2: He's real method. I think, how weird.
Speaker 1: Would it be if, like, you're like Jared John to
Speaker 1: come over for dinner and he just comes over it
Speaker 1: in full junkie mode and a few of them are method.
Speaker 1: Who else's method? Borat would be method?
Speaker 2: He is, he'd be controversial now apparently, look fuck it.
Speaker 1: So he was at that because they came back to
Speaker 1: Australia for New Year's Eve, because Fisher is obviously Ozzie,
Speaker 1: so they will back for Christmas. And a friend went
Speaker 1: to a party that Isla Fisher was at for New
Speaker 1: Year's Eve and Borat had flown to someone else's party
Speaker 1: in like, I don't know, somewhere else in Australia, and
Speaker 1: I remember going, that's odd that he would choose to
Speaker 1: go to a party and she would go to a
Speaker 1: different one, and they obviously were together.
Speaker 2: He I actually do think there's a bit of brilliance
Speaker 2: in you know, when Borat came out and stuff waiting
Speaker 2: character Yeah, Bora Borat? Is it? Borat? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You're getting a bit technique.
Speaker 1: I'm not Borat is.
Speaker 2: Ivery tomato tomato, I probably interchange them.
Speaker 1: Will you do ever say tomato?
Speaker 2: No? But like castle, castle, no, envelope, envelope, there are
Speaker 2: things that we say different envelope.
Speaker 1: I would never say envelope, pass me the envelope. Borat
Speaker 1: and Borat a very different the different.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, who's to say yours is?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Mate? Maybe you've been saying it wrong this whole time,
Speaker 3: except the guru thing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's terrible.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, but I mean, like, come on, in fairness,
Speaker 2: let's just fucking give me a Jesus, someone's going to
Speaker 2: be nippicky. However, I think that was brilliant Bora. But
Speaker 2: he did all that press Borat, Yeah, but he did
Speaker 2: all that press in character.
Speaker 1: Incredible, it was.
Speaker 2: It was also a very good protection thing that he
Speaker 2: was able to keep his private life private. That also
Speaker 2: made people want to know what he was like as
Speaker 2: Sasha Baron cul.
Speaker 1: Well, no one knows what he's like as Sasha Baron
Speaker 1: Colen because he always does everything in he's a character actor, arrogant, arrogant,
Speaker 1: character method actor. All right, everyone, thank you for listening
Speaker 1: to celebrity age game. I hope he played along and
Speaker 1: had a real hoody tooty playing that game. Thanks for listening.
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