1 00:00:05,921 --> 00:00:25,121 Speaker 1: Apod Jake Production. Welcome back to another episode about I 2 00:00:25,121 --> 00:00:29,081 Speaker 1: Am Mad Mom podcast. We're almost at school holidays again. 3 00:00:29,641 --> 00:00:32,481 Speaker 1: I went on the weekend and bought a whole load 4 00:00:32,841 --> 00:00:35,761 Speaker 1: of lunchbox stuff for this week, right. 5 00:00:35,721 --> 00:00:38,361 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, why do I That just popped in 6 00:00:38,441 --> 00:00:40,241 Speaker 2: my head up like we talked about this. 7 00:00:40,561 --> 00:00:43,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, So bought all this lunchbox stuff. I had a 8 00:00:43,561 --> 00:00:46,480 Speaker 1: busy weekend and so I was really quite proud of myself. 9 00:00:46,521 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: I was like, yes, you've nailed that. You've got it 10 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:52,601 Speaker 1: all done. Oh if you go for your weekend and 11 00:00:53,081 --> 00:00:55,721 Speaker 1: then CALLI goes to me, Mum, why do you get 12 00:00:55,761 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 1: all that lunchbox stuff? We've got a study block this week, 13 00:00:58,361 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 1: we're going to be at home. I was like, oh, 14 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:04,641 Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Because I am so big on 15 00:01:05,561 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 1: don't eat convenience food at home, Like we spend more 16 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,961 Speaker 1: money on that prepackaged shit so that they can go 17 00:01:13,041 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 1: in lunch boxes. You could just slice cheese and have 18 00:01:16,441 --> 00:01:17,961 Speaker 1: cheese and at home. 19 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,161 Speaker 2: Guess what's on special though, this week? Katie. I thought 20 00:01:20,161 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 2: of you when I bought it. Give pre sliced cheese, 21 00:01:23,801 --> 00:01:26,801 Speaker 2: not the big slices, the tasty ones like that, like 22 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,281 Speaker 2: square ones. Yeah, I thought of you. I bought it. 23 00:01:29,321 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 2: I was like. 24 00:01:31,721 --> 00:01:35,001 Speaker 1: I bought grated cheese the other day, and I just 25 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:37,560 Speaker 1: really felt like it changed my life in that moment. 26 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,681 Speaker 2: What because because you don't have to grate it. 27 00:01:39,761 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 1: I hate grating cheese. 28 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:43,721 Speaker 2: I know, I hate grading anything. It's paining the ass. 29 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 1: There must be like a machine that you can just 30 00:01:46,081 --> 00:01:47,761 Speaker 1: put it through and it grates it for you. 31 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:51,441 Speaker 2: Yeah, there is just something like, No. Mum loves buying 32 00:01:51,481 --> 00:01:54,841 Speaker 2: all those little contraptions. I tend to buy it, use 33 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 2: it once, and forget to have it. So but it's 34 00:01:57,201 --> 00:02:00,121 Speaker 2: like you put something like on it and it's no. 35 00:02:00,241 --> 00:02:01,561 Speaker 2: I think you have to use your head. 36 00:02:02,001 --> 00:02:04,441 Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what I really hate. I hate 37 00:02:04,481 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: when you get Yeah, you didn't get your your nail 38 00:02:08,761 --> 00:02:12,401 Speaker 1: or your knuckle. You go enjoy your cheese sandwich. Just 39 00:02:12,401 --> 00:02:14,481 Speaker 1: got a little bit of shellac in it. But you know, 40 00:02:14,641 --> 00:02:18,201 Speaker 1: we're all about too many microplastics these days. 41 00:02:18,601 --> 00:02:21,481 Speaker 2: Worry guys, you won't choke on the shellac. It's actually 42 00:02:21,481 --> 00:02:30,881 Speaker 2: by the gradible. You'll be fine. 43 00:02:34,441 --> 00:02:40,481 Speaker 1: My bad mom for over sharing. My kids are at 44 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,960 Speaker 1: the age where they know everything, Like they watch stuff 45 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,241 Speaker 1: on Netflix. I don't even know what. 46 00:02:44,401 --> 00:02:46,121 Speaker 2: Actually their age. 47 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:49,641 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm an expert in everything. But yeah, nothing, 48 00:02:49,921 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: I've never done it, but I'm an expert. You don't 49 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:53,761 Speaker 1: know what I'm about to talk about. But you were 50 00:02:53,921 --> 00:02:58,881 Speaker 1: highly involved because we had a day out on Saturday. 51 00:02:59,041 --> 00:03:03,641 Speaker 1: We did the Samford Long Lunch, which seemed like it 52 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,641 Speaker 1: was going to be such a lovely whole some day. 53 00:03:06,201 --> 00:03:09,761 Speaker 2: Yeah, we had and we was. It was to start with, 54 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:10,400 Speaker 2: wasn't it. 55 00:03:10,481 --> 00:03:15,761 Speaker 1: We had catering, catering from Cantering Cold. We had a 56 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:19,121 Speaker 1: group of ten people, really lovely ten people. I was 57 00:03:19,161 --> 00:03:22,201 Speaker 1: so excited about it and got there it looked like 58 00:03:22,201 --> 00:03:23,841 Speaker 1: it was going to rain. It was raining a bit 59 00:03:23,841 --> 00:03:26,201 Speaker 1: to the start, and it just really held off and 60 00:03:26,281 --> 00:03:28,921 Speaker 1: it stayed nice and didn't get cold until like later 61 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:32,361 Speaker 1: on in the evening. I don't know what it was 62 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:37,281 Speaker 1: in me in particular that just decided to go completely 63 00:03:37,321 --> 00:03:40,521 Speaker 1: wild that day. Like I was just when we were 64 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:42,961 Speaker 1: talking about, oh, you know what drinks? Did you enjoy it? 65 00:03:43,041 --> 00:03:45,041 Speaker 1: I enjoyed all of them. You said, oh, I'm not 66 00:03:45,121 --> 00:03:47,881 Speaker 1: really feeling that, like I'm not really liking it. I 67 00:03:47,921 --> 00:03:50,841 Speaker 1: was feeling all of it, like I just I think 68 00:03:50,841 --> 00:03:53,441 Speaker 1: it's because I'd done the lunchbox stuff. And like I 69 00:03:53,481 --> 00:03:57,281 Speaker 1: felt like I was really nailing life. And I left 70 00:03:57,401 --> 00:03:59,001 Speaker 1: that day with my house tidy. 71 00:03:59,561 --> 00:04:01,361 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I get it completely. 72 00:04:01,601 --> 00:04:04,841 Speaker 1: The washing machine was on, the dishwasher was on. I 73 00:04:04,881 --> 00:04:07,721 Speaker 1: was like, this is great, Like I'm coming back to 74 00:04:07,761 --> 00:04:12,161 Speaker 1: everything already done. What I was coming back to Rach 75 00:04:12,521 --> 00:04:15,161 Speaker 1: was being blind drunk by the end of the day, 76 00:04:17,401 --> 00:04:20,321 Speaker 1: and I had a moment where this is the bad 77 00:04:20,401 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 1: mumpart on the Sunday, I was looking at the like 78 00:04:25,721 --> 00:04:27,841 Speaker 1: when I say looking, I was like trying to open 79 00:04:27,921 --> 00:04:29,161 Speaker 1: my eyes and like focus. 80 00:04:29,241 --> 00:04:33,041 Speaker 2: You were recovering your what was it? They probably would 81 00:04:33,041 --> 00:04:34,921 Speaker 2: have been about eighty group. 82 00:04:35,841 --> 00:04:42,521 Speaker 1: So many videos. For some reason, we videoed absolutely everything. 83 00:04:42,761 --> 00:04:45,001 Speaker 1: So just to put it into context, it was a 84 00:04:45,081 --> 00:04:48,721 Speaker 1: very boozy day. At the end of it, Rach went 85 00:04:48,761 --> 00:04:54,321 Speaker 1: home because you had to get Elsie She's together presentation. 86 00:04:54,481 --> 00:04:55,561 Speaker 1: I was so confused by that. 87 00:04:55,601 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 2: I was like, what are we doing? But it was 88 00:04:58,001 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 2: because everything was in Samford for me. So that's why 89 00:05:01,761 --> 00:05:06,041 Speaker 2: I probably didn't let go of the rains because I 90 00:05:06,121 --> 00:05:08,921 Speaker 2: knew I had a to get home by a certain 91 00:05:08,961 --> 00:05:12,081 Speaker 2: time be to be able to still make party pies 92 00:05:12,281 --> 00:05:14,801 Speaker 2: and see then get her to a netball presentation. 93 00:05:15,041 --> 00:05:18,521 Speaker 1: Yeah, and so in my mind I felt like everyone 94 00:05:18,601 --> 00:05:20,921 Speaker 1: went a bit wild, But on reflection, I think maybe 95 00:05:20,961 --> 00:05:21,561 Speaker 1: it was just me. 96 00:05:22,001 --> 00:05:24,520 Speaker 2: No, no, no, there was a view in the pack. 97 00:05:24,841 --> 00:05:28,041 Speaker 1: So anyway, we've left the place where the lunch was, 98 00:05:28,401 --> 00:05:31,880 Speaker 1: and we're trying to work out where we're going to go, 99 00:05:31,961 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 1: like where do we go? Of course we have to 100 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,600 Speaker 1: go somewhere after, like we have to keep this going. 101 00:05:36,241 --> 00:05:39,760 Speaker 1: And I called you, Yeah, I said, do you want 102 00:05:39,841 --> 00:05:41,161 Speaker 1: us to come to your house? 103 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 2: Yeah? 104 00:05:41,961 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: Or not? And well, maybe arned something else and you 105 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,481 Speaker 1: went yeah, yeah, come to mind. I was like great, 106 00:05:47,041 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 1: And then you send a text message afterwards and went 107 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:58,041 Speaker 1: but leave by eight, which made me laugh. I actually 108 00:05:58,041 --> 00:06:00,520 Speaker 1: filmed a little video, or we filmed so many videos, 109 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 1: I haven't done anything with them, but I filmed a 110 00:06:03,401 --> 00:06:06,561 Speaker 1: little video of us king up to your gate, going 111 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,801 Speaker 1: Grace wants to leave by eight. We're not leaving by eight. 112 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:14,721 Speaker 1: We're staying. So we've gone into your house and you're 113 00:06:14,761 --> 00:06:18,001 Speaker 1: doing the month thing you're making then and the whatever 114 00:06:18,081 --> 00:06:18,601 Speaker 1: you're doing. 115 00:06:18,681 --> 00:06:21,281 Speaker 2: I also had one other child still at home. I 116 00:06:21,361 --> 00:06:23,921 Speaker 2: still had Gracie there. Most of you didn't even know. 117 00:06:25,241 --> 00:06:27,001 Speaker 2: Actually we do know that Gracie was there because we 118 00:06:27,081 --> 00:06:29,241 Speaker 2: made it to a dance to one of the songs. Yeah, 119 00:06:29,281 --> 00:06:30,001 Speaker 2: did we remember. 120 00:06:33,721 --> 00:06:36,121 Speaker 1: I have then been watching some of these videos the 121 00:06:36,161 --> 00:06:38,161 Speaker 1: next day that are going in the group chat, and 122 00:06:38,281 --> 00:06:42,320 Speaker 1: I'm like looking at myself in the videos and I'm like, 123 00:06:42,521 --> 00:06:44,921 Speaker 1: oh my god, why did we film all of this? 124 00:06:45,121 --> 00:06:46,881 Speaker 1: Like I can't watch these. 125 00:06:47,001 --> 00:06:51,601 Speaker 2: I am the least least expected person to ever pick 126 00:06:51,641 --> 00:06:53,361 Speaker 2: up a phone and try and film shit. I never 127 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:55,321 Speaker 2: do it. That's why when you girls all pull out 128 00:06:55,361 --> 00:06:58,320 Speaker 2: the cameras, I was like, stop, I don't want to 129 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,921 Speaker 2: ever see this. And then I'm the opposite to you, babe. 130 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,880 Speaker 2: I get all of the videos, I don't watch them, 131 00:07:05,241 --> 00:07:08,001 Speaker 2: watch them. I don't want to see myself thinking that 132 00:07:08,121 --> 00:07:11,561 Speaker 2: I'm Celine Dion. I don't want to see that. I 133 00:07:11,601 --> 00:07:14,481 Speaker 2: can't look back on that and think, fuck, you nailed that. 134 00:07:14,561 --> 00:07:16,921 Speaker 1: So I'm looking at some of these videos of us 135 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:20,961 Speaker 1: behaving like highly inappropriately, and I noticed that Holly is 136 00:07:20,961 --> 00:07:24,761 Speaker 1: looking over my shoulder and she's like watching everything, and 137 00:07:24,801 --> 00:07:27,881 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh god no. When I like kind of 138 00:07:27,921 --> 00:07:33,761 Speaker 1: smiled funny, yah, we had a good day, she went, 139 00:07:34,761 --> 00:07:39,001 Speaker 1: oh my god, like rolled her eyes like millennial moms like, 140 00:07:39,681 --> 00:07:40,481 Speaker 1: I just love that. 141 00:07:40,521 --> 00:07:44,281 Speaker 2: We need even a label of millennial moms, Lennie, let's 142 00:07:44,361 --> 00:07:47,121 Speaker 2: talk about just the bitches that know how to have fun. 143 00:07:47,361 --> 00:07:51,121 Speaker 1: Yes, I was like, look how my bumb we had. 144 00:07:51,761 --> 00:07:54,361 Speaker 2: I hope she wasn't watching that one that your husband 145 00:07:54,401 --> 00:07:58,041 Speaker 2: and I constructed about the paddle, the gin paddle. 146 00:07:58,481 --> 00:08:03,201 Speaker 1: Yes, so there was like a wooden paddle and tasting 147 00:08:03,521 --> 00:08:06,561 Speaker 1: gin tasting. I think, like, why tasted? You've got flights 148 00:08:06,921 --> 00:08:10,321 Speaker 1: and then you've got the little wooden cutout circles and 149 00:08:10,361 --> 00:08:12,201 Speaker 1: that's how it served to you. So it was a 150 00:08:12,281 --> 00:08:18,521 Speaker 1: gin flight yep. And so after the someone someone had 151 00:08:19,321 --> 00:08:21,921 Speaker 1: I mean I contribute to one of those. Then it 152 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,961 Speaker 1: was left with the paddle with the hole cutouts. And 153 00:08:25,001 --> 00:08:32,321 Speaker 1: then you and my husband Jay decided, wouldn't it be 154 00:08:32,361 --> 00:08:34,921 Speaker 1: funny if it was. 155 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:41,401 Speaker 2: Like a guess whose penis was in the hole? Maybe 156 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,881 Speaker 2: saying it back now it might not be as funny, 157 00:08:44,081 --> 00:08:46,961 Speaker 2: but on the day now that it. 158 00:08:46,641 --> 00:08:49,481 Speaker 1: Was so funny in that moment. And then because then 159 00:08:49,561 --> 00:08:52,841 Speaker 1: what you both did is you've had a table improvising 160 00:08:53,201 --> 00:08:55,441 Speaker 1: seeing what you could put in each hole and what 161 00:08:55,641 --> 00:09:01,201 Speaker 1: one belonged, which man at the table, the consistency, the length. 162 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:06,681 Speaker 2: Like, the with the like had the color like. 163 00:09:06,721 --> 00:09:09,161 Speaker 1: And Holly's watching this video too, and I'm like, oh, 164 00:09:09,281 --> 00:09:12,801 Speaker 1: Jaye and I thought we were funniest, it so funny. 165 00:09:12,881 --> 00:09:14,561 Speaker 1: She's just like watching. 166 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,841 Speaker 2: Might not have been funny for her, but might have 167 00:09:16,921 --> 00:09:19,721 Speaker 2: been a had to be their moment, but at the 168 00:09:19,761 --> 00:09:22,041 Speaker 2: time very funny. 169 00:09:22,281 --> 00:09:26,161 Speaker 1: But the night quickly kind of went sideways. You know. 170 00:09:26,201 --> 00:09:29,601 Speaker 1: I think there's a couple of boobs. 171 00:09:28,961 --> 00:09:32,001 Speaker 2: Out mate mine, we're firmly away. 172 00:09:33,441 --> 00:09:36,081 Speaker 1: It was one of those occasions that you're like, wow, 173 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:41,121 Speaker 1: go back twenty years and you'd go, oh, yeah, that's fine. 174 00:09:41,361 --> 00:09:44,161 Speaker 1: But I was like, oh my Jesus Christ, I'm a mother, 175 00:09:45,241 --> 00:09:46,361 Speaker 1: I'm a business owner. 176 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:53,641 Speaker 2: So the lesson in this is if that thing had 177 00:09:53,681 --> 00:09:56,481 Speaker 2: not been out, you wouldn't even know how this shit happened. 178 00:09:56,641 --> 00:09:57,321 Speaker 1: Don't film it. 179 00:09:57,401 --> 00:10:00,601 Speaker 2: Don't film it. Put them away, like you know, keys 180 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,321 Speaker 2: in a bowl, phone in a bowl. 181 00:10:02,161 --> 00:10:06,521 Speaker 1: And surround yourself with every everyone being the same level 182 00:10:06,561 --> 00:10:11,321 Speaker 1: of drunkness because some of them were not. And to 183 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:14,041 Speaker 1: be honest, Rach, I blame them. Yeah, I blame the 184 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,641 Speaker 1: sober ones. Yeah I thinks feel bad. 185 00:10:16,801 --> 00:10:19,521 Speaker 2: Yeah I did feel bad at five am when I 186 00:10:19,521 --> 00:10:20,201 Speaker 2: had to wake up. 187 00:10:20,361 --> 00:10:22,241 Speaker 1: Okay, let's have a look at what the worst part 188 00:10:22,281 --> 00:10:25,081 Speaker 1: of this is, then, is not my sixteen year old 189 00:10:25,161 --> 00:10:30,161 Speaker 1: daughter eye rolling at the millennial Mum's Gone Wild videos, 190 00:10:30,681 --> 00:10:34,481 Speaker 1: The fact that your twelve year old was in the 191 00:10:34,561 --> 00:10:36,321 Speaker 1: house hearing at all. 192 00:10:36,401 --> 00:10:38,481 Speaker 2: All of it, and then a friend, her friend was over. 193 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,921 Speaker 1: Yeah, what did her friend say to her parents? 194 00:10:40,961 --> 00:10:43,561 Speaker 2: Oh? No, she hasn't been back.