Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren, We'll start your morning the right way.
Speaker 1: This is Jason Laurengel one hundred.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody. We were welcome to a what
Speaker 3: is going to be a very wet tuesday.
Speaker 4: Yes, now I heard you two talking about this while
Speaker 4: I was on my driving having lots.
Speaker 1: Of storms, lots of storms on the way. Wow, thunderstorms
Speaker 1: probably mid till late afternoon. Fifty meals of rain on
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 3: Are we saying if you're heading to school today, I
Speaker 3: remember to pack your.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's a job. Maybe a brolly too, right,
Speaker 4: So when does the rain start?
Speaker 1: So, well, it's yeah, it could be on and off
Speaker 1: through the day, but the main sort of surge is
Speaker 1: gonna happen mid afternoon.
Speaker 4: Okay, cool, I'll be home by then, so good day
Speaker 4: to bat down the hatches and bump down down.
Speaker 3: So what school run in school run time this afternoon?
Speaker 3: Imagine no, because it's going to be that bad, is it?
Speaker 3: Problem is that when there's a minute of like a
Speaker 3: speck of rain, then all the parents get to school
Speaker 3: pick up earlier.
Speaker 4: So that like shit, why do you change your timing
Speaker 4: if it's raining?
Speaker 3: Because like some kids, I guess would normally walk home,
Speaker 3: so other parents are there to pick them up. And
Speaker 3: they opened the school gates at three point fifteen and
Speaker 3: driving to the oval.
Speaker 5: Oh, you can't do that when it's.
Speaker 3: Well that it starts banking out on the center road
Speaker 3: and then onto.
Speaker 4: The drive across the oval.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the concrete oval. They set it up
Speaker 3: like a full driving. It's like a Maca's driving.
Speaker 4: You go, yeah, the concrete oval a road.
Speaker 1: I guess it's like basketball. Yeah, yeah, basketball book multi
Speaker 1: purpose concrete.
Speaker 3: Through the gates, around past the hall. You come around,
Speaker 3: You go, hi, can I grab grab those two kids?
Speaker 3: Think they chuck them in the cary the net you go.
Speaker 1: We had a concrete over at Glennie High as well,
Speaker 1: and we used to like get really injured playing footy
Speaker 1: on it because you.
Speaker 6: Used to like tackle people crazy.
Speaker 3: Got the astro turf for that.
Speaker 1: Well, you take a big hangar, Brodie nose Ep, you
Speaker 1: take a hangout, You take a hangar and you'd like
Speaker 1: four on the ground.
Speaker 6: You get up and you kick the goal.
Speaker 3: Astro turf burn. You had that British bulldog on it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but they ban that later in Red Rover.
Speaker 6: I don't know what.
Speaker 5: You have to run up and down people through the ball.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's dodgeball.
Speaker 6: Dodgeball, yeah, called something else.
Speaker 3: Red Rover, Red Rover, I call over, Lauren, and then
Speaker 3: you've got to run. You can screw.
Speaker 1: I remember that sort of British Bulldog which got a
Speaker 1: little bit intense, and.
Speaker 4: That one where you're in British Bulldog you had to.
Speaker 1: Get from one side of the concrete oval to the other.
Speaker 1: But there's a line of people trying to tackle you
Speaker 1: in the middle.
Speaker 3: Queens and what do you call it when you ran
Speaker 3: from the cops stealing?
Speaker 6: We didn't do that, boys and girls.
Speaker 4: Yeah, as if would have been all over that.
Speaker 6: No, I reckon that was more a Wesley thing probably.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, tonight we are celebrating the Hawks. Jack Van
Speaker 3: going to be in after six point thirty this morning.
Speaker 3: We had Vossi in from the Blues yesterday covering different
Speaker 3: clubs every day. I mentioned to Clen earlier, Lucky, today
Speaker 3: wasn't your tiger's day, Lauren.
Speaker 5: Why what's happened?
Speaker 1: I'm akelty lafowl. He's forward. He has been done for
Speaker 1: drink driving. Oh dear, you know he allegedly may have
Speaker 1: had a few to manage drinks. But just on Jack Innovan,
Speaker 1: I love the fact that characters are still.
Speaker 6: Welcome in our game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's embrace it, let's get around him, let's
Speaker 1: encourage it more.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, absolutely knows the Wiz quite well too.
Speaker 6: The Wiz is troubling.
Speaker 3: Oh those two want to night out? Hello? So look,
Speaker 3: Jack and I we're going to join us after six
Speaker 3: thirty this morning. And this is the song you are
Speaker 3: listening out for him?
Speaker 7: Don't old school edge in the.
Speaker 3: Way that is, don't when you hear it, and we're
Speaker 3: going to play it nice and early today. When you
Speaker 3: hear it, give us a ring in. Tickets will be yours,
Speaker 3: is he hear? I don't believe he.
Speaker 6: Was in the mayoral robes last night? And switch again?
Speaker 4: Why did they put him in the chain mail?
Speaker 3: What's what chain mail?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 6: They're the mayorll right, that's where you were?
Speaker 3: Are the metal if you're the mayor?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you've just got the metal robes?
Speaker 4: Was it metal?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: That's what meors do.
Speaker 4: And near ESS's do you think you liked it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Did you get the key as well? I don't know
Speaker 3: if they do the key to the city. Hey, speaking
Speaker 3: of it, Clint's got himself in trouble. Should tell larm
Speaker 3: what you've done on the other side of.
Speaker 6: This, Oh dear, she'll be horrified.
Speaker 3: Seven past six. Let's get into a good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Jack Genevan in from the Hawks just after six thirty
Speaker 3: and Ed Cheering tickets on the way. Yes, Ed Sheering tickets. Clint.
Speaker 1: So we're going on a little excursion on Thursday night
Speaker 1: to Ed Sheeran. We're lucky enough to see him live
Speaker 1: at Marvel Stadium, which I'm really looking forward to.
Speaker 6: Lauren.
Speaker 5: Yes, so very exciting.
Speaker 1: Jace, you're taking your war Yeah, date night, Lauren. I
Speaker 1: assumed you're going to be taking poorly, are you?
Speaker 4: I think so?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think I think he's coming. I think we may
Speaker 4: be going another night, Paul and I. I think I
Speaker 4: may have double booked.
Speaker 3: Twice. If they're going twice, well I'll.
Speaker 4: Probably only go once. So I've just got to work
Speaker 4: out which one I pull out of.
Speaker 3: What times here go on stage?
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know. I'd say normally like, yeah,
Speaker 6: dinner beforehand.
Speaker 1: If you've double booked, I've double invited somebody is my
Speaker 1: plus one?
Speaker 6: Well? Sorry, I've invited two people. You've got tickets, I
Speaker 6: got me and who.
Speaker 1: Well, So I threw it out there a week ago
Speaker 1: to our great friend Christine Heart. I thought Christine would
Speaker 1: love this because she's coming back from the Winter Olympics.
Speaker 1: I thought this is a great you know, a great
Speaker 1: little exactly entry society.
Speaker 6: She has a Melbourne society, said she has a done.
Speaker 4: Time guy, great re entry into Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Anyway, She's like, look, I don't know if I can
Speaker 1: make it because I'll be just getting off the flight
Speaker 1: that morning. I don't know what sort of you know,
Speaker 1: headspace i'll be in, and she has looking at it.
Speaker 1: I'm not thanks for the invite, but I'm not you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not the biggest ed.
Speaker 4: Shearing she's uninvited.
Speaker 6: Well, but here's the thing she has. But it does
Speaker 6: sound like a nice night out.
Speaker 4: So makes a ticket on Christina hurt please. She doesn't
Speaker 4: like it.
Speaker 3: It can pull up after an all night and do
Speaker 3: the sport. Christine can get off a plane and go.
Speaker 4: Well, she doesn't like it, so she shan't be coming.
Speaker 1: So I invited my sister Casey because she loves it
Speaker 1: and loves, loves and loves a free about say loves
Speaker 1: a free.
Speaker 4: She loves the concept into many concerts.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Christine texted me last night said, really looking forward
Speaker 1: to day night.
Speaker 3: What did you reply?
Speaker 6: I haven't yet.
Speaker 5: If you're listening, you've been uninvited in Italy.
Speaker 6: She's still She was at.
Speaker 4: The at the closing ceremony. There was about nine people
Speaker 4: at the closing ceremony. I thought God quit with the
Speaker 4: wide show.
Speaker 1: Really was that some medieval sort of colissecene colossecenes verona.
Speaker 3: You need to pray that that flight's delayed.
Speaker 6: Either that or she's really jet lagged. And she's like,
Speaker 6: I can't make it.
Speaker 4: I think you just say you said no.
Speaker 3: She sort of said, oh, made over. He doesn't like confrontation.
Speaker 5: No, Christine must go, and Quinn has to say.
Speaker 6: Out, I'll be buying tickets from a scalp, last minute.
Speaker 3: Ticket anyone, but just to avoid the confrontation.
Speaker 6: Anyway, So it'll all work out. I think at the moment,
Speaker 6: I think my sister's in position A one. You get
Speaker 6: your ticket.
Speaker 3: I think, look, you know what, Christine's just had the
Speaker 3: Winter Olympics.
Speaker 6: I know she's seen she's seen all the sudden greedy
Speaker 6: share it around you know.
Speaker 4: She saw people on those fake little boats at the
Speaker 4: closing ceremony floating around.
Speaker 3: We are doing a dinner. Okay, okay, all right, if
Speaker 3: you want to go to ED, we're gonna double up grams.
Speaker 3: This the song listening out for as soon as you
Speaker 3: hear it, hit the fines and tickets will be yours. Jack,
Speaker 3: get them it in from the Hawks after six thirty
Speaker 3: and fifty thousand dollars cash to give away after seven
Speaker 3: thanks to Carlile Holmes. We got a big one coming
Speaker 3: up today.
Speaker 1: Alight, this is asurance you says you, tricks says seem
Speaker 1: like non on.
Speaker 3: New merch.
Speaker 4: We must get some new merch for the tour. Ye
Speaker 4: love merch.
Speaker 3: We love ED Frontier Touring. Proud to be bringing back
Speaker 3: the global superstar that is insurance for stadium shows around
Speaker 3: Australia with the Loop Tour. For details hit the Frontiertouring
Speaker 3: dot com. Otherwise send to us at over because God
Speaker 3: do with some tickets to give away this week.
Speaker 4: I know the Price company is full of tickets and
Speaker 4: we're giving some away right now to James from aspen Vale.
Speaker 4: Good morning, good morning you.
Speaker 3: Excellent.
Speaker 5: Who would you like to take?
Speaker 3: James, Oh, my darling wife.
Speaker 4: We missed out last time. Oh you tell me about
Speaker 4: your darling wife.
Speaker 3: So her name's Breed and she's a chef in rest
Speaker 3: By Care and she's just awesome.
Speaker 5: Ah, that is an incredible job.
Speaker 3: Good on your beautiful You think it's sweet him talking
Speaker 3: about the wife with the music in the background.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but any man who describes his wife this is
Speaker 4: darling wife, so sweet.
Speaker 5: Have a great date night, Jane.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, Like, James, just say my
Speaker 3: darling wife. Now without the music, my darling wife great.
Speaker 3: Sounds pretty good. And then if we had the music,
Speaker 3: go for it. I don't need a coma. Don't like
Speaker 3: darling wife. There it is. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Even he's timing was good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really was, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: Oh she sounds amazing, James. I think you're a great
Speaker 4: husband too.
Speaker 3: Well, we don't know that topic, which meant I've got
Speaker 3: a good face for radio two.
Speaker 4: We've got a great voice for radio too. Good on you, James,
Speaker 4: have a great night out, all.
Speaker 3: Right, thanks so much. It's a little bit.
Speaker 6: Strange, of course I liked it.
Speaker 4: What's strange.
Speaker 6: It's just a little bit odd. I love it, But
Speaker 6: it's the whole call.
Speaker 4: What just because he was romantic about his wine?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's wrong with that? Clint?
Speaker 6: Oh? No, Jace, what is wrong with it?
Speaker 3: Hey, you're gonna have a great time Thursday night, Ed Sheeran.
Speaker 3: We've got more tickets to go throughout the week. What
Speaker 3: just a nice smooth voice. It just gets you straight away, don't.
Speaker 4: I don't understand much strange about it, Quint.
Speaker 6: It's just weird.
Speaker 3: Well me making it weirder. Hey, Jack Nivan going to
Speaker 3: be joining us after six point thirty. We are talking
Speaker 3: about the Hawks today. We're the Blues in yesterday.
Speaker 8: Walks are on fight.
Speaker 3: Towards the end of last season.
Speaker 6: They were they made a big charge, made a prelim.
Speaker 6: They want to go a bit further this year.
Speaker 3: Say they're a couple of years ahead of your times,
Speaker 3: you know, like rebuilding stage went.
Speaker 4: Through many years ahead.
Speaker 3: All right, Jack, get him. Were going to join us
Speaker 3: in minutes. We'll check around to work. We've got storms
Speaker 3: come in Melbourne way as well. Clint's got all the details.
Speaker 3: Next here on over guys, what he's almost back. Let's
Speaker 3: say hi to our next.
Speaker 2: Care Our next guest is an Anzac Day Middle Recipients
Speaker 2: Premiership player for Collingwood and currently what are the stars
Speaker 2: of the howth on Football Tips? Please welcome to the show,
Speaker 2: Jack get him in.
Speaker 4: Morning. Hello Guinea, You trug doing here at six thirty
Speaker 4: on your day off?
Speaker 8: How means that it's okay. I love getting up early,
Speaker 8: so it's all good.
Speaker 5: You an early early riser.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I definitely used not to be when I was
Speaker 8: like eighteen and freshly drafted, but I do love it now.
Speaker 3: It's a good made of ours and become a regular
Speaker 3: on the show. Show was the wiziz it before we
Speaker 3: got him in at this time, he'd normally be coming
Speaker 3: from the club.
Speaker 6: But.
Speaker 8: Definitely he's always in me backfucker, I love the Whizz.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's so good. We love him too.
Speaker 6: Have you heard much of his work on this show?
Speaker 4: That was my alarm?
Speaker 3: You set your alarm for this time playing a sleeping.
Speaker 4: Where we say that was my alarm going off to
Speaker 4: say the tesla's charging, not I need to.
Speaker 3: Get to work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as the guys saying we love the Wiz on
Speaker 1: this show. He really started to grow in confidence swords
Speaker 1: the back end of the yearning in radio. If you
Speaker 1: listened to much of his work.
Speaker 8: Yeah, a little bit and that's that's exactly right. He's
Speaker 8: a bit more confident now in definitely speaking his thoughts,
Speaker 8: which is good and when you get wiz up and about,
Speaker 8: it's definitely good listening.
Speaker 3: What's your back, mat? I saw him modeling your sonnies
Speaker 3: and now you've got this deal with Reebok. Watch out.
Speaker 3: He'll get these little hooves in those rebox pumps. Take
Speaker 3: you take your gig.
Speaker 8: I took him to the NBL in the rebox seats
Speaker 8: the other day, so he's he definitely own.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 4: Before we talked footy, how is the off season? Did
Speaker 4: you have a nice time?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Off season was amazing. Went to South America with my boys.
Speaker 8: Sez we're never aquate a mile on Nicaragua prough five
Speaker 8: four Now that's unreal, all of us. And then yeah,
Speaker 8: the boys went to America. But it was Yeah, it
Speaker 8: was so much fun and that's what you need.
Speaker 4: Well, it's good that you get to do that because
Speaker 4: like when we non athletes were all in our early twenties,
Speaker 4: that's what we did. We went backpacking, we traveled. I mean,
Speaker 4: I'm sure you did it in far more style and
Speaker 4: I did in my twenties. But you think you like
Speaker 4: these young athletes, you get stuck into footy and you
Speaker 4: don't get that downtime very often, so you get to
Speaker 4: escape and get away from it all.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's great, and everyone in the media wants us
Speaker 8: to come back earlier, but you honestly need that break,
Speaker 8: like from now to September, hopefully in the last the
Speaker 8: last week of September. We're on twenty four to seven,
Speaker 8: so you know, eight week, twelve week break where you
Speaker 8: can kick your feet up, relaxed, go with the boys
Speaker 8: and no one knows you Jack.
Speaker 3: Are we talking a relaxed trip, little Lindoda massages or
Speaker 3: some loose knights.
Speaker 8: Oh, definitely, some loose nights, but well behaved. Yeah, just
Speaker 8: just a few hikes in there as well, which is good.
Speaker 8: But yeah, definitely some fun nights that I'll remember forever.
Speaker 1: But can I say just on that Guinea, don't change
Speaker 1: because I buddy love watching you mate, and I always have.
Speaker 1: And he's just I think he's a breath of fresh
Speaker 1: air as well. It's because we have so many athletes
Speaker 1: these days who that you know, present presenting this studio.
Speaker 1: Even you know, we've had we've had guests who are
Speaker 1: come in here and just bore us to tears because
Speaker 1: they don't speak their minds. What this guy does is
Speaker 1: he has a bit of color on the field and
Speaker 1: off the field as well. I mean, I mean how
Speaker 1: important is that for you as a person to showcase
Speaker 1: your actual personality as well?
Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you. Yeah, obviously it's important to me. I think,
Speaker 8: you know, I don't want to change who I am,
Speaker 8: even if I'm coming to this crazy environment in the
Speaker 8: AFL and people trying to you know, be robots or whatever.
Speaker 8: I've always tried to be my authentic self. And yeah,
Speaker 8: that's something I really strive for, and it's got me
Speaker 8: in the position I am today playing good football and
Speaker 8: getting you know, things off the field like reblock and
Speaker 8: listen and all these things because brands are excited to
Speaker 8: you know, sign with me or be a partner with me.
Speaker 8: So yeah, it's been really good for me.
Speaker 3: I must be pretty relaxed about as well, because you're right,
Speaker 3: like I remember when Colin Wood were going through dramas
Speaker 3: and Paul Mason came in here a good and say
Speaker 3: bloody work.
Speaker 8: Well yeah, sorry, yeah, no, Well Sam, Sam's been an
Speaker 8: amazing coach.
Speaker 4: We had a great coach, isn't he yeah, exactly.
Speaker 8: And you know, I've had a few slip ups and
Speaker 8: and I know I've been the first to tell Sam
Speaker 8: and that's all he wants, just a bit of honesty
Speaker 8: and to time quickly. And yeah, he's always got my
Speaker 8: back and same as my line.
Speaker 3: How awkward is it when Albert comes into the dressing
Speaker 3: rooms after the.
Speaker 8: Game trying to think he's the coach. He's always trying
Speaker 8: to get in the circle with his Hawk scarf.
Speaker 3: That's funny in there singing the song. You can imagine it.
Speaker 1: The one thing the Hawks do really well is express
Speaker 1: themselves on the field. You're playing some great footage towards
Speaker 1: the back end of last year. Unfortunately fell a little
Speaker 1: bit short. But what do you I mean, how do
Speaker 1: you approach twenty twenty six, skinny? I mean, what are
Speaker 1: the expectations?
Speaker 8: The expectation I think is to you know, get into
Speaker 8: the Grand Final and hopefully win it. But that's you know,
Speaker 8: we strive for greatness obviously at Hawthorne. And yeah we've
Speaker 8: fell short the last two years, which is hurt. And
Speaker 8: I've been a part of many final series. I think
Speaker 8: I've lost two prelims now by a little margin and
Speaker 8: a semi by two points, so you know, I'm hungry
Speaker 8: as ever and all the boys are as well, and
Speaker 8: that's something we are really excited for obviously, And yeah,
Speaker 8: hopefully start well in a week's time against the Giants.
Speaker 3: Glad he's got put ahead on his shoulders for twenty three,
Speaker 3: doesn't he mess at twenty three?
Speaker 4: That's true as a Rebok athlete. What does that mean
Speaker 4: to that? Do you have to, like now all of
Speaker 4: a sudden, also be a model? And how do you
Speaker 4: go behind the camera? It's funny seeing football players.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's good being on a rebox team. They've yeah,
Speaker 8: they've picked me out and I'm the first ambassador I
Speaker 8: think in Australia, which is amazing from a football lens.
Speaker 8: And yeah, hopefully in their boots next year. And yeah,
Speaker 8: it's been cool to do some modeling. I was up
Speaker 8: at four.
Speaker 6: Do you like it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: It was all right, Like I did the runway last
Speaker 8: year and yeah, it wasn't too bad. And then you
Speaker 8: did a run like a cat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is my I mean, not that I would
Speaker 4: be asked to do that is my biggest fear. I
Speaker 4: don't know how people.
Speaker 3: Did you practice at home in front of the flatbates.
Speaker 8: In front of the miss I like took the fist
Speaker 8: because she's a model. So she was teaching me some troops.
Speaker 8: But yeah, it was funny. But I was walking down
Speaker 8: the island smiling and giggling. But I was trying my hardest. Yeah,
Speaker 8: try my best. But no, it's amazing being a Rebok athlete.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 8: They embraced my individuality and yeah, I'm forever grateful for them.
Speaker 3: They bring them back. The pumps, the ones I remember
Speaker 3: that relock are back. Keep rocking up in school with
Speaker 3: Rebo pumps. We're all sitting there yet.
Speaker 4: My brother had them to Yeah, they were like hot property. People.
Speaker 5: Have you got those ones on the foot?
Speaker 4: Pump up the toys?
Speaker 8: Not yet, they might be coming, just a quick one.
Speaker 1: There's story today. Kenny Hinckley wants players to like NRL.
Speaker 1: You know NRL players switch can declare they're switching clubs
Speaker 1: mid season.
Speaker 6: Well, that's what he wants. He wants a bit more
Speaker 6: freedom in the AFL.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon?
Speaker 1: The AFL is ready for that, because I know as
Speaker 1: someone who has switched clubs, difficult decision. Collingwood to Hawthorne, who,
Speaker 1: by the way, you break for as a kid.
Speaker 8: Right, Yeah, it would be hard to do that. I
Speaker 8: think it's I know, I don't think there's enough money potentially,
Speaker 8: like in you know, someone who's on one hundred thousand,
Speaker 8: two hundred thousand can switch mids. You're talking about mid season?
Speaker 6: No, no, sorry, I mean to declare.
Speaker 1: NRL players can start a season and then you keep
Speaker 1: playing having declared that next season you're going to play.
Speaker 3: If I find out you're going to smooth, you're gone.
Speaker 3: We're not waiting until the end of the year.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I think that would be a bit charing smooth.
Speaker 8: I think that would be challenging just for the player
Speaker 8: and coaches, and I think that it would cause you know,
Speaker 8: some weird.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I don't know about that.
Speaker 6: I don't know if they're different cats in the NRL.
Speaker 8: Kenny, let's not do what the NRL.
Speaker 6: I was going to ask you about that.
Speaker 8: He's a command Hopefully he's at the Hawks next year.
Speaker 3: Hey, speaking of the Hawks, you can get your twenty
Speaker 3: twenty six Hawthorn membership at membership dot Hawthorn fc dot
Speaker 3: com dot are you. We've got a couple of memberships
Speaker 3: to give away this morning, so if you want them.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten is our number I get
Speaker 3: to choose to coming in mate.
Speaker 8: Appreciate good work on the modeling, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4: My god. Go to rebop dot com dot are you
Speaker 4: if you want to see you've done a codelab?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Can you design any of it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 8: But I just modeled it and I'm on the website,
Speaker 8: which is kind of kind of it looks right.
Speaker 1: Any any Selly's plan for this year? Everything in the
Speaker 1: back pocket?
Speaker 8: Yeah, men will con you something up. So I watch
Speaker 8: out Round zero.
Speaker 3: Just really travel with his PlayStation.
Speaker 8: We both did at a stage there fortnights.
Speaker 3: You're not loading the gaming chair in the bus or
Speaker 3: anything as well.
Speaker 5: Do you wear the headset?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a little weary this morning because I have
Speaker 4: a patience in my home.
Speaker 5: Poorly had a knee.
Speaker 4: Operation, the big man, big boy. Yes, he's fine. It
Speaker 4: is funny when people come home from the hospital after
Speaker 4: a surgery.
Speaker 3: Though. He's not on a scooter or anything, is he No?
Speaker 4: No, because it's his knee.
Speaker 6: He's been carrying this for like right through summer. Right.
Speaker 4: I think it's one of those things that, like, you know,
Speaker 4: as we get older, we get a little niggle things.
Speaker 5: You don't do anything about it. And then he was like,
Speaker 5: this is actually getting worse.
Speaker 4: And I think you've been carrying this little tear for
Speaker 4: quite some time, because.
Speaker 3: That's blokes normally just winge about it.
Speaker 4: Then he winged and he just didn't move on. So
Speaker 4: I was like, time to do something about it.
Speaker 3: You should get that toe. Look.
Speaker 4: It's funny though, as I know, I keep saying, as
Speaker 4: we get older, and I think everyone does, there is
Speaker 4: some sort of anxiety going into surgeries, isn't there When
Speaker 4: you go in and you've got to go under, it
Speaker 4: is kind of scary.
Speaker 3: I'd love to be put on have a good sleep.
Speaker 5: Just for no reason.
Speaker 1: We'll roll you into the hospital or now you know that.
Speaker 4: Took a turn.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, like a good slant broken sun. No,
Speaker 3: kid's waking me up just ten hours.
Speaker 4: The longer you're under, the worst you feel when you
Speaker 4: come out the other side of And I was saying, oh,
Speaker 4: we had this unneath the tistin the other day who
Speaker 4: was one of our experts. I was like, he made
Speaker 4: it seem very calm and anyway, so he went in
Speaker 4: free surgery and he texted me, well, I dropped him
Speaker 4: in there and he was like, why does this stuff
Speaker 4: happen to us? I was like, what's happened to her?
Speaker 4: And he goes, well, they've just come in and they're
Speaker 4: like ready to shave. He's like that had to shave
Speaker 4: his leg and dye where they do the operation and
Speaker 4: they're like is it your leg or your left leg?
Speaker 4: And he's like, it's definitely my left leg. They're like, no,
Speaker 4: all the PaperWorks is right. No, you admitted for an
Speaker 4: operation on your right leg. And he's like, no, there's
Speaker 4: absolutely nothing wrong with my right leg. I screenshot I
Speaker 4: sent it to Clint. I was like, no, you never
Speaker 4: heard of this before. And they were like, hang on wait,
Speaker 4: something's gone amiss here. He's like yeah, yeah. So they
Speaker 4: were like the lady was tick the wrong box, but
Speaker 4: all the PaperWorks and then he has to sort of
Speaker 4: like be readmitted with the other leg.
Speaker 1: Lucky he knew wasn't sort of hadn't gone under already.
Speaker 6: Nothing's wrong with this.
Speaker 4: Maybe like this never happened, This never happens. He's like, well,
Speaker 4: I should hope not know. This is not a common occurrence.
Speaker 4: They fully had him booked him for the wrong leg,
Speaker 4: but that stuff does and the doctor came in and
Speaker 4: was like, hang on, I remember seeing that it was
Speaker 4: not the left leg. He's like, yeah, it's definitely the
Speaker 4: left leg. As they went to shave it.
Speaker 3: Don't they put those little drawings, the funny little crany
Speaker 3: then they did.
Speaker 4: Another doctor came in and was like, circling it, wrote
Speaker 4: his name on it.
Speaker 6: Was like guys wrote his name on his leg.
Speaker 4: The other doctor to say, hey, I've checked this, and
Speaker 4: this is this leg.
Speaker 6: The doctor's name on the leg.
Speaker 3: Just in case we lose the leg, we need to know.
Speaker 4: Who accidentally also amputated.
Speaker 3: Is it like a restaurant. A restaurant stuffs up, you
Speaker 3: get a free meal, and they have.
Speaker 4: Gone through with it potentially, but luckily he interv Yeah.
Speaker 4: But as he left and they were willing about, they're like,
Speaker 4: good luck with the right leg, bro funny, funny, until
Speaker 4: you operate on my non broken legs.
Speaker 6: I think my.
Speaker 3: Wife she went in for some procedure and she almost
Speaker 3: got the pipe up there. They thought she was in
Speaker 3: for a and what was she in for? I forget,
Speaker 3: but it definitely wasn't that. It might have been that
Speaker 3: might have been the wrong end.
Speaker 4: Well, they're sort of similar at least it was. She
Speaker 4: wasn't in for like.
Speaker 1: A you know, different in different functions, similar job, I know,
Speaker 1: but you don't want to be.
Speaker 4: But I did always wonder that when I have my
Speaker 4: hand done, they do they draw all over it?
Speaker 5: They basically.
Speaker 4: And now I understand why, yes, because there can be
Speaker 4: some confusion.
Speaker 3: How is easy? All right?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, look he I don't know. He slept in.
Speaker 4: He slept in the downstairs room last night. He's just
Speaker 4: woken up. But when he came home, I was a
Speaker 4: bit like. He was like I'm fine and fine. I'm like,
Speaker 4: you're loopy half and he was like no, I'm fine,
Speaker 4: And he was just still.
Speaker 3: Off his head on the painkillers.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, And he was like ferociously working and sending
Speaker 4: emails because you've missed the day of work. And I
Speaker 4: was like, I don't know, this is a good idea.
Speaker 3: You know, when that's the time to have a DNM,
Speaker 3: because that's when people tell the trap.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, you're not.
Speaker 5: You're a bit loopy, bit loopy.
Speaker 6: Lawren's got nothing hard. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: No? Just mean, you know, like you know what which
Speaker 3: is like when people you've got a conscience and I know.
Speaker 3: I'm just like when people are half under, Yeah, like
Speaker 3: there's no filter.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should put him under. Do you get sleep
Speaker 1: and a confessional?
Speaker 5: Get anesthetic to your wife?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: He says it's for sleep, but he's got something to confess.
Speaker 5: Are you all right?
Speaker 4: Are you all right?
Speaker 3: Check on your partner.
Speaker 4: I was so you said you'd like to go under
Speaker 4: for ten hours and then come out and make some confession.
Speaker 3: You know what, I'll take twelve, I'll take it under
Speaker 3: two now. Well, good morning around, just going nine past seven.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Poncho Tuesday. It's gonna be a wet one,
Speaker 3: everyone properly.
Speaker 4: It's going to be wet and wild. So the weather
Speaker 4: it's weird all around the world. Have you seen the snowstorms?
Speaker 4: The blizzard in New York? Amazing? Yeah, very dangerous. People
Speaker 4: are locked in their houses.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, we are spoiled for music in Melbourne. See
Speaker 3: Kesher played Melbourne.
Speaker 6: I saw that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw some videos and school went along and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, what do you do? Kescher a couple of mates
Speaker 3: from high school.
Speaker 6: No, it's friends. There were still girls and guys there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was and Plate yes, yep.
Speaker 5: His heap's going on in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Well, we've got Ed Sheeran on Thursday night. Remember this
Speaker 3: is the song you're listening out for as long as
Speaker 3: you when you hear us play Ed sheering and Dustin Bieber,
Speaker 3: I don't care. Give us a ring and tickets will
Speaker 3: be yours. And then tam In Parlor's on the way
Speaker 3: as well, returning to Australia with the dead Beat to
Speaker 3: twenty twenty six playing Melbourne on October fourteenth. Frontier pre
Speaker 3: sale starts tomorrow at nine am Local time, with all
Speaker 3: tickets going on sale this Friday at eleven o'clock.
Speaker 5: People will go mad for that.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: For more details here to Frontier Touring dot com. But
Speaker 3: we love a pre sale. I'm gonna play tame In
Speaker 3: Parlor right now.
Speaker 1: And then my very sad and lonely backyard has been
Speaker 1: given a sexy overhaul and I hate it.
Speaker 4: Oh dear, I hate it.
Speaker 3: Never heard you refer to your home and the word
Speaker 3: sexy before we'll go there After.
Speaker 1: This my house, I'm doing a little bit of renovating
Speaker 1: at the moment, very very very.
Speaker 3: Small, changing the coastal theme, and so I don't.
Speaker 1: Well, not yet, but I feel as though it might
Speaker 1: have a little bit of an overhaul. Now this you
Speaker 1: might recall on this show we've spoken about my renovating
Speaker 1: or my taste in what would you call that interior design.
Speaker 1: I live in Richmond three one two one, which is
Speaker 1: a long long way from the a long way from
Speaker 1: the water. But my home is of a coastal theme.
Speaker 5: A lot of cane, lovely for an inner city terrace.
Speaker 1: Got a timbert a cane, a lot of very soft colors.
Speaker 4: You ever get rid of that shell lampshop?
Speaker 6: I did. They were sort of like shell Laurent.
Speaker 1: They were shell chandeliers, seafood restaurants.
Speaker 4: Inherited those. You didn't put those house came with the
Speaker 4: shell chandel.
Speaker 1: Now, shanea Blaze from the block famously came around to
Speaker 1: my house to do a bit of a an inspection
Speaker 1: to assess the coastal themed home, and she just she
Speaker 1: walked out to the backyard and she was stunned, flabbergastad even.
Speaker 4: She described your backyard as being lonely, lonely. It looks
Speaker 4: very very lonely. There wasn't much laughing there.
Speaker 6: There was a garden name, a few pop plants.
Speaker 5: It has never been used or plum.
Speaker 3: Very very lonely.
Speaker 4: How's your laugh? You've got there?
Speaker 1: Seriously anyway, So I've decided to start work on the backyard.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, because it's a clean slate. Yep, that's a
Speaker 3: great thing, like you don't have to pull anything out.
Speaker 1: Well, first things first, the fences needed replacement.
Speaker 6: Aren't they landscaping?
Speaker 3: You need to get in Dave Franklin from the block.
Speaker 1: Well, I've got I've got a friend of mine, Jimmy,
Speaker 1: coming in to do the landscaping. To come in with
Speaker 1: these sort of bits and pieces. What are they like,
Speaker 1: three D modeling and all that sort of thing.
Speaker 4: They're going to draw me a Oh, you're getting action.
Speaker 6: When you step into that. Next time you come around
Speaker 6: my place, it's going to be like an oasis. My god,
Speaker 6: they've chose me.
Speaker 3: The food place or like a tropical.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be nice right now. So the fences, Now,
Speaker 1: getting fences replaced is a thing, right because you.
Speaker 4: Have to share.
Speaker 3: It's the stories on the current affair.
Speaker 6: Oh is that how they start? So on one side,
Speaker 6: I've got a girl who owns the place. On the
Speaker 6: other side, I've got renters. So you've got to go
Speaker 6: through the property. Anyway, long story shot, they're getting replaced yesterday.
Speaker 5: Though, And what was wrong with them? Were they falling down?
Speaker 1: They were falling down and they add to crepit. They're shocking, shocking,
Speaker 1: they need replacing. So everyone's going fifty to fifty almost. Yep,
Speaker 1: it's enough story. Neighbors are war now, I've got some.
Speaker 1: I've got some trade's around at my place. And when
Speaker 1: I got home yesterday, I was myself for at how
Speaker 1: they were behaving. Now, this is Jake. Jake is the fencer.
Speaker 4: Oh hello, Jake, Jesus is this okay?
Speaker 6: Is his behavior? Okay?
Speaker 3: Are they shooting a calendar.
Speaker 6: Like? Rigs out? Top off? You're right there?
Speaker 4: What are you fute mean? Without available?
Speaker 6: This is my house.
Speaker 3: One of them is shirtless hole. The other one is
Speaker 3: filming him for his Instagram.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the that's offense anyway. So the other thing
Speaker 1: that happened here is that when Jake took his top off,
Speaker 1: the neighbors one by one started appearing on the balconies
Speaker 1: of the various.
Speaker 4: They just liked his technique of digging. They wanted to
Speaker 4: learn the digging tech.
Speaker 3: Jase, what's a bit? Lauren's going to ring Jake to
Speaker 3: come and dig a hole replace no need, she just
Speaker 3: wants to hold.
Speaker 5: I need a new fence, Jake. I go home and
Speaker 5: start demolishing my fence.
Speaker 4: What are you doing when the fence is swelling down?
Speaker 3: Dar?
Speaker 8: Okay, so you stay inside.
Speaker 4: I've got Jake here. Where do we see Jake's Instagram?
Speaker 1: This answers my question because Jace, like, is this okay
Speaker 1: for someone a trade to come in and rip the
Speaker 1: shirt off and start the.
Speaker 3: Good thing is though he's going to work harder because
Speaker 3: it's on Instagram.
Speaker 4: But what sort of holy what is that well there?
Speaker 4: For the apparently apparently the other guy's got his ship.
Speaker 6: The fence posts in the middle of the yard. That's
Speaker 6: where the fence is going. Bro.
Speaker 4: So do you know Jake?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I do.
Speaker 4: I've never met Jake. Where's Jake been all these years?
Speaker 1: Jake's freshly single. Actually he listens to our show and
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, can we do Trady wants a lady
Speaker 1: two point.
Speaker 5: Zero, We'll get a lady.
Speaker 3: Good morning Melbourne. That is Adele twenty seven past seven.
Speaker 3: We got fifty thousand dollars cash. Thanks so I mate
Speaker 3: to Carlile Holmes. We've been building a quite nice a
Speaker 3: virtual Carlile home. If you can work out how many
Speaker 3: bricks are in it? Are you in the fifty k?
Speaker 3: We are getting extremely close to giving this thing away.
Speaker 3: We'll give you a chance to play and win, coming
Speaker 3: up in a tick. You're on over.
Speaker 6: I love a new survey. A new survey has dropped.
Speaker 1: Today which I found quite startling, even as a single bloke.
Speaker 1: It's got to do with lottery. We also, yeah, from
Speaker 1: time to time we'll buy a lottery ticket.
Speaker 6: You guys.
Speaker 3: I've just gotten back into scratches.
Speaker 6: Oh well, Lauren is talking about scratches the other day,
Speaker 6: weren't you.
Speaker 4: That's so weird that you just said that because I
Speaker 4: bought them up last week. Yeah, yeah, you it's inspired you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think maybe you inspired by Lauren.
Speaker 3: Maybe you bringing it up got in my head because
Speaker 3: I was the news news agent the other day and
Speaker 3: do you win. I know this is frown upon, but
Speaker 3: I bought my son.
Speaker 4: A scratching No, no, no, my na I thought, yeah, like.
Speaker 3: In twenty twenty, Oh that's gambling.
Speaker 1: No. I bought him scratching weed to sit at the
Speaker 1: Matthew Flinders Hotel in and played Club Keina yeah, I
Speaker 1: let him do that too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the dogs.
Speaker 4: No, we've bought show tickets when they're like the big
Speaker 4: one hundred million dollar jackpot situations.
Speaker 3: Oh, we're a sucker in it. We all get on
Speaker 3: the world as well.
Speaker 1: Ironically, the bigger the jackpot, the less chance you Actually
Speaker 1: it's amazing.
Speaker 3: You know that one where it's like, oh, you win
Speaker 3: it for life and we'll just give you thirty K
Speaker 3: every two years. It's like, no, I want all the
Speaker 3: money man a week or something like a.
Speaker 6: Salary, a weekly salary.
Speaker 1: Well, some interesting research has come across my desk because
Speaker 1: it turns out that Australians, well a majority of strayans
Speaker 1: have revealed that if they won the jackpot, they would
Speaker 1: do a runner on their partners.
Speaker 4: Oh majority, well, I don't know.
Speaker 6: Twenty percent.
Speaker 1: Twenty percent of people say it would invigorate their relationship.
Speaker 4: It would make life so much.
Speaker 3: So much better.
Speaker 6: That would do exactly marriage.
Speaker 4: Do you think there's a curse though, that you can
Speaker 4: win too much and it can greatly ruin your life?
Speaker 1: Should give some back twenty one percent, so shading it
Speaker 1: by one percent, but still would leave their partner if
Speaker 1: they were guarant that.
Speaker 4: Means twenty one percent of people deeply unhappy in their
Speaker 4: relations Twenty.
Speaker 1: One percent of people, if they scoop the jackpot, would
Speaker 1: be like, see you, Jason, I'm off.
Speaker 4: I think that means twenty one percent of people are
Speaker 4: staying in their relationships for financial reason.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it. Like I've got a couple of
Speaker 3: mates go through divorce recently and it's like almost bankrupt them,
Speaker 3: you know, so like I get it. I see why
Speaker 3: people will do it. I also see why twenty percent
Speaker 3: would be like, it'll bring the relationship alive again. Take
Speaker 3: off the money pressures.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, financial pressures is a huge one for that
Speaker 4: causes people to break up. How much to argue?
Speaker 3: How much for you do the runner on Paul?
Speaker 4: I want to do the runner on Paul. I love
Speaker 4: my Paul.
Speaker 6: That may probably must be a number.
Speaker 4: I mean one hundred million. I'd be more desirable, wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you only tell him though you won too. You
Speaker 3: never tell him how much you won, Jason, I mean,
Speaker 3: I llward leave me for one hundred bucks.
Speaker 5: Why do you think he's buying scratches every day?
Speaker 3: It's my way out come on three right? Apple? Stammit,
Speaker 3: it's a limit.
Speaker 6: One.
Speaker 3: We love it's right on seven point thirty. Will you
Speaker 3: leave your partner for fifty thousand dollars because it could
Speaker 3: be your way out?
Speaker 4: Next?
Speaker 3: Next to Carlile Holmes, that's right. Phone lines are going crazy.
Speaker 3: Will someone be pocketing fifty thousand dollars? Next?
Speaker 4: I'm excited. I think today's the day I do too, Carlos,
Speaker 4: get that novelty check ready.
Speaker 3: It's coming up on Nova Bars Smith, No horan a
Speaker 3: drive safe. Good morning everyone. It's just going to call
Speaker 3: it to wait here on over one hundred. Hey, Guinea
Speaker 3: jack Inevan from the Hawk's going to be in after
Speaker 3: eight o'clock.
Speaker 5: I love him.
Speaker 6: He's a lad, he's a character. He's very stylish as well.
Speaker 3: Yes he is. He's the new ambassador of Rebulk.
Speaker 4: I love it when football players start boddeling and doing
Speaker 4: things like in places you don't expect to see them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Rugby Ley players can have loads.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they do. Good Hawaiian shirt for two bucks.
Speaker 3: They do a great Hawaiian shirt, king g shorts and
Speaker 3: some cargoes. Hey, guys, have you heard of the craze
Speaker 3: looks maxing?
Speaker 4: No? What is it?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 4: I have looks?
Speaker 3: Of course you haven't. It refers to a trend encouraging
Speaker 3: men to maximize their own physical attractiveness and attributes.
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: So so men go to extreme measures. But be it dieting,
Speaker 1: be it sort of you know, even you know, plastic surgery.
Speaker 1: They break their jaws to get a better jaw line. Basically,
Speaker 1: it looks looks maxing.
Speaker 5: Is it only men?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this trend of phenomenon refers to men. You know how,
Speaker 3: only wear shorts because I've got great carves.
Speaker 6: Silence is definitely.
Speaker 3: I know. The emergency tape was about the kick in.
Speaker 3: I thought about his garden.
Speaker 4: It looks maxing. Wouldn't you have to have enhancements putting?
Speaker 3: I don't know, because I was born with amazing calves.
Speaker 3: I just like to wear.
Speaker 4: Shorts showing them off. It's parading, parading.
Speaker 3: There's a funny video going around Clinton. Yeah great, so
Speaker 3: he's a looks maxing influencer.
Speaker 5: So oh god, look at his jaw lines.
Speaker 3: His name's androgenic Andro Jenick and sorry, so he's a
Speaker 3: good looking rooster. He's massive, huge shoulders, only wear singlers.
Speaker 3: And the video it's going viral is a fan coming
Speaker 3: up and ripping his hat off because he actually wears
Speaker 3: a week the hair is attached to the.
Speaker 6: Hat, because that's all part of the looks maxing phenomenon.
Speaker 5: He wants to he had his jaw broken.
Speaker 1: And hut, Well, it looks like he looks like Roger
Speaker 1: Ramjet doesn't He doesn't look.
Speaker 3: Great without a doesn't look great without the Wigan hat.
Speaker 3: Does he know?
Speaker 6: He looks very different? It looks a bit like can
Speaker 6: I say he looks a bit like Prince William?
Speaker 1: He looks that the head of hair, I mean without
Speaker 1: the hat, the balding head.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Prince William doesn't have a jaw on
Speaker 5: my part, it does.
Speaker 1: Not looks maxing. Okay, so it's your feature? Oh put
Speaker 1: me on.
Speaker 4: Spot like your favorite?
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 6: Are you allowed to say what our best speeches are?
Speaker 6: Isn't that a bit up ourselves?
Speaker 4: Jason rolled out hot at the start of this break
Speaker 4: with it.
Speaker 6: What's your feature? Tell me? What's your feature?
Speaker 1: Feature?
Speaker 6: Feature?
Speaker 4: Body positivity? Call and tell us what you love about yourself.
Speaker 3: I love that, I.
Speaker 6: Would say, without thinking.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 5: Why you got your arms crossed?
Speaker 6: Why I think my I think dimples?
Speaker 4: That's why he smiles. That's why he smiles like this
Speaker 4: in anyone who follows Clint on social when he does
Speaker 4: self's accentuate what I'm taking.
Speaker 3: But it's.
Speaker 6: One and a half dimples.
Speaker 5: Have you got a good side and the bad?
Speaker 6: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Do you? You should do that everywhere, even a funerals.
Speaker 3: Just get the dimples out.
Speaker 4: Respect, just thing to say, show him off wherever you go,
Speaker 4: even at funerals.
Speaker 6: What about you, laur This is this is men's were
Speaker 6: just were just we're just finding everyone.
Speaker 8: What's your feature?
Speaker 4: What's my feature?
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 6: The silence is definitely.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: One of the producers just put you've got a nice forehead.
Speaker 4: Oh that's paid for.
Speaker 6: You've got you know what you've got?
Speaker 3: Oh tread lightly, you've got you've got great hair?
Speaker 4: No, no, I don't you do. It's too far s
Speaker 4: lovely hair.
Speaker 1: But it's not about me telling you. You've got to
Speaker 1: tell us what your best feature is. What do you
Speaker 1: think your best feature is?
Speaker 5: Smile?
Speaker 4: There you go a friendly and sometimes savage.
Speaker 3: I agree with the savage thirteen twenty four ten. Here's
Speaker 3: what I would like to say this morning, blokes of Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Let's target the boys. Okay, don't be shamed give us
Speaker 3: a ring rag. Yeah. If you've got amazing pecks and
Speaker 3: you go shirt this.
Speaker 4: Everywhere, maybe you've got a great voice.
Speaker 6: And that's what it can be. It can be quirky.
Speaker 1: This has already been boasting about his cars and they
Speaker 1: are they're good calves.
Speaker 4: But you can also you don't have to look like
Speaker 4: it could be that you just love like your dad
Speaker 4: and you embrace it. You get around in your speedos
Speaker 4: because you just love. You love your boss.
Speaker 3: Apart from the carves, the rest of me is a mess.
Speaker 4: Your chest hair. Some men love, They're like, what are you?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number, blokes of Melbourne.
Speaker 3: What do you love about yourself? What's your best feature?
Speaker 4: You trady hands hands.
Speaker 3: In return or we've got free stuff to go. I've
Speaker 3: got Specsavers vouchers. You can get yourself a new pair
Speaker 3: of designer sonnies. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number
Speaker 3: lads of Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Come on boys, what's your your feature?
Speaker 6: Tell me? What's your feature?
Speaker 3: Jason Lauren clintcy too. We're doing a thanks to shell
Speaker 3: Ready Express and this is the song you are listening
Speaker 3: out for.
Speaker 4: As long as you're just you can see.
Speaker 3: Me, it's SHARONI give me Justin Bieber. Yeah, when you
Speaker 3: hear it, give us a ring. And we've got a
Speaker 3: stack of tickets to go and see the man. How
Speaker 3: are today? Is going to be a wet one? Good
Speaker 3: news for Thursday though, she's looking fine. No rain for
Speaker 3: the first concert.
Speaker 4: Of bed Oh that's good under the roof?
Speaker 3: Well, no beginning there, okay, No one wants to go
Speaker 3: to the concert punch O fair enough when they open
Speaker 3: the roof cold Play.
Speaker 4: They opened the roof because roof would probably open, do
Speaker 4: you reckon? Yes?
Speaker 6: No, I don't think so. Nah the wow actually maybe yeah.
Speaker 3: Cold Plate was open because remember there was that person
Speaker 3: the fireworks and the person in the apartment filming.
Speaker 5: Wonder and all the others have been in up enough.
Speaker 3: They should give the artists the remote, but they should
Speaker 3: have the garage buzzer if they want. The roof opens.
Speaker 6: But if it starts raining like at the tennis.
Speaker 3: How long does it take?
Speaker 6: What exactly is? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well, no rain, open the roof.
Speaker 6: Lots of rain today though.
Speaker 3: It's going to be.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be. What when we need some rain in
Speaker 4: Victoria though? Gosh, flying to Sydney the other day which
Speaker 4: it's so that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got a windows heat two and just looking
Speaker 1: out over like northern parts of Victoria, it was like
Speaker 1: tinder dry. Yeah, and that was where the I actually
Speaker 1: did a job the other day in Seymour for Racing
Speaker 1: Victoria the Bushfire Recovery Charity.
Speaker 3: And how was it out there?
Speaker 1: Oh, some of the stories are harrowing from some of
Speaker 1: those bushfires a few weeks ago. It's just they do
Speaker 1: it tough in the country. Well, and they're tough cookies
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 4: But please be careful on the road today because it's
Speaker 4: actually going to be like they could be flush flooding
Speaker 4: around as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going to cop it. As the day goes
Speaker 3: on highs of twenty four, I hit a milestone in
Speaker 3: our house. I feel like my eldest has just grown
Speaker 3: up overnight. Now he's going to.
Speaker 4: Hide high school. That'll do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just over some ofe Like now he's got a
Speaker 3: key to the house, he just comes and goes.
Speaker 4: We'll also think because when you're in primary school and
Speaker 4: you're six, like, that's they're the oldest kids you hang
Speaker 4: out with. As soon as you start high school, you're
Speaker 4: hanging out with kids who are also sixteen and seventeen,
Speaker 4: and so sudden you try and grow up because you
Speaker 4: don't want to be the youngest.
Speaker 3: That's the thing. Well, him and his brother want to
Speaker 3: go to the movies on the weekend. Now normally I
Speaker 3: would be dragged along to a kid's movie.
Speaker 6: But now m fifteen plus.
Speaker 3: Buthering heights No no, no no, like like I forget
Speaker 3: what they wanted to see because I didn't have to
Speaker 3: see it.
Speaker 5: Ah, he can go on his arm.
Speaker 3: I've hit that age where I.
Speaker 5: Start smooching girls in the cinema.
Speaker 3: He's with his brother, so I hope they went back. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So I drop him off and then I went off
Speaker 3: and did a bit of shopping. So I was in
Speaker 3: the shopping center and then they came out, and I
Speaker 3: was like, this is like a milestone, So you lived
Speaker 3: your best life an hour and a half to live
Speaker 3: my best life.
Speaker 6: Dumplings plus in the food.
Speaker 3: Was thirty session, so it was too early for a bid.
Speaker 4: But you also get to the point where you can
Speaker 4: go out and leave them at home for a.
Speaker 3: Bit different stages. Yeah, I'm like, you know what.
Speaker 5: A couple of the older one's got to be responsible
Speaker 5: for the younger.
Speaker 3: One, yeah, and the younger one is trouble.
Speaker 4: My brother will be like, yeah, I'll look after her,
Speaker 4: and then he'd ditched me at second moment.
Speaker 1: What about what about the moment that your parents said
Speaker 1: it was okay to like catch the bus there, or
Speaker 1: get public trans.
Speaker 3: Or it's all the stages, And that was the next time.
Speaker 3: I won't even park and come in. I'll be able
Speaker 3: to pull in just that little cap and go out.
Speaker 6: You get well, I'll be back.
Speaker 3: In an hour.
Speaker 4: Who are you At the risk of sounding one hundred.
Speaker 6: Back in our dad, you'd be parking. It's straight into
Speaker 6: pair cake parlor.
Speaker 3: I'll be in here if you need me.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, back in our day there was no phones either,
Speaker 4: so we would just fend for ourselves. You got on
Speaker 4: the wrong bus, it was like, well, see you suck
Speaker 4: it up, do it.
Speaker 3: Did you ever do that reverse charge cool thing where
Speaker 3: it'd be like, will you accept a reverse charge call
Speaker 3: from mum AND's man, I'm ready to be picked up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, leave a message.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And if you did have them, I did.
Speaker 4: I was in the era of mobile phones in like
Speaker 4: high school, but it was it was prepaid. You want
Speaker 4: to waste your credit on calling mum and dad. So
Speaker 4: you'd prank them and then they'd call back. They'd be like,
Speaker 4: why do you the little ring once my now you're
Speaker 4: paying dad? Or it was it's like I'm paying for
Speaker 4: prepaid anyway.
Speaker 3: Or they didn't even have to answer, they just knew
Speaker 3: one was call that's the science pick her up with
Speaker 3: the loading dock near Wallies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Or I was like fifty five cents six yes, god, we're.
Speaker 3: All yeah, we old five cents for a.
Speaker 6: Fifty He really do I need?
Speaker 4: He never replied okay. There were no passive aggressive It
Speaker 4: was like an essay. Every time you.
Speaker 6: Said did you get as.
Speaker 5: Much in as you could?
Speaker 4: And remember in the word camp he did say like
Speaker 4: you'd have one of two hundred and fifty five letters
Speaker 4: left and then you'd start unspelling words and shortening them
Speaker 4: and try and get exitrages.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning Melbourne. Hey it was this time yesterday.
Speaker 3: David from Patterson Lakes took on the money.
Speaker 4: Which country is the Jungle Book set in?
Speaker 6: He got.
Speaker 4: Well done, you can pay your redot and go on
Speaker 4: a motorbike holiday.
Speaker 3: David, what a Monday morning, Thank you guys. He was
Speaker 3: a mild hog love the roads.
Speaker 4: Now, did you make up the term mild hog because
Speaker 4: I've never heard that before.
Speaker 6: Well, no, I think because a wild hog.
Speaker 4: I've never heard that either.
Speaker 6: Of a wild hog.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you didn't make it up.
Speaker 3: Hanging on.
Speaker 5: Wild hog is people who go on motorbike trips.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, not to be confused, confused with hog's breath cafe.
Speaker 3: No, there's no curly fries on motorbikes.
Speaker 6: Okay, wild hog. I've heard of a wild hog?
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, I think there was a movie as well,
Speaker 3: and all the old guys world.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's just you know what, Let's just say it
Speaker 6: more and more and it'll be true.
Speaker 3: Let's go to lang Warren this morning.
Speaker 8: Morning.
Speaker 6: Hi, Cindy, how are you?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 8: Youah, good things?
Speaker 3: You are the chosen one.
Speaker 6: Yeah you are. Tell us about your day. What are
Speaker 6: you up to.
Speaker 4: I'm on my way so Oakly to pick up my
Speaker 4: husband a birthday cake. Birthday? Well are you going down
Speaker 4: to Oakley quality cakes? What's it called? Floria a cake?
Speaker 4: Floria Continental one?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Yeah you are Nickos and Oakley. You
Speaker 3: got me onto that. Oh I've got to get a
Speaker 3: rehab to get off it.
Speaker 5: I shout out to the papoos family, which is school
Speaker 5: with them?
Speaker 4: The family family?
Speaker 6: What's a great name?
Speaker 3: They sleep because they make a lot of cakes.
Speaker 4: They make a lot of cakes, have a lot of staff.
Speaker 4: But they were like hot property at school because they
Speaker 4: like the cake family. Everyone wanted their birthday cakes.
Speaker 3: Hey, Cindy, what sort are you going? What's he lying?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: I'm actually dive Betty cakes. But he likes a good
Speaker 4: Italian cake. Oh, if he's Italian cake I'm talking about
Speaker 4: he's the Greek shop, the Greek cakes.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it might come in handy for today's question. Really,
Speaker 3: because I believe you want to go for five.
Speaker 4: Hundred, five hundred dollars.
Speaker 6: That's the guy.
Speaker 3: You can go an easy question for fifty meeting for
Speaker 3: five hundred, or roll the dice and go for five k.
Speaker 3: You've gone for five hundred.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, I'm not that greedy.
Speaker 3: Reals are simple. You'll hear a question, you'll hear a
Speaker 3: three to two one. You have to answer within that
Speaker 3: three two one. Okay, okay, all right, husband's Italian. Here
Speaker 3: we get it.
Speaker 4: Good luck.
Speaker 3: Five hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: What is a single strand of spaghetti called two spaghetti?
Speaker 4: That's what I said.
Speaker 3: It is not. It's spaghetti, spaghetar saget, spaghetto.
Speaker 4: Spaghett I'm with you, so you don't have a single spaghetti.
Speaker 6: It's spaghetti, spaghetti is and that's what it is.
Speaker 3: We spaghetto on my shape.
Speaker 6: Well, well that's spaghetto.
Speaker 4: No spaghetto, no.
Speaker 6: Oh my god. We have a protest.
Speaker 5: We have a protest.
Speaker 4: Where do you adjudicators?
Speaker 6: But now they're all having breakfast.
Speaker 4: I'll put it in chat.
Speaker 3: Chat peat play j Pete stand by protest going on.
Speaker 6: Live Google.
Speaker 4: What is a single friend called spaghetti called please hold
Speaker 4: spaghetti spaghetto. It's called spaghetto. Spaghetti is the plural form
Speaker 4: in Italian chat et Pete wouldn't now the singular form is,
Speaker 4: which literally means little spring or little twine.
Speaker 3: Your husband's going to be very disappointed with your telling
Speaker 3: ye it's all right. I just thought i'd try ringing.
Speaker 4: Cindy. You know what I was with you. I thought
Speaker 4: it was spaghetti too.
Speaker 3: Hey, pass on a happy birthday to him, and I
Speaker 3: hope you guys have a cracker.
Speaker 6: Thank you, all right, Good on your Cindy.
Speaker 3: Good morning Melbourne. This is number one hundred. You are
Speaker 3: on the air. With Jason Lauren clint here as well.
Speaker 6: Hi this is.
Speaker 4: You, says you tricks se down on this.
Speaker 3: That's right. Ed is coming Thursday and a couple of
Speaker 3: sleeps ago. Frontie Touring are proud to be bringing back
Speaker 3: the global superstar Ed Sheering the stadium shows around Australia
Speaker 3: with the Loop Tour. For details here to frontieturing dot com. Otherwise,
Speaker 3: we've got your ticket.
Speaker 6: We sure do.
Speaker 4: These are the hottest tickets in town to get and
Speaker 4: we have them up for grubs and they are going
Speaker 4: to Maddie. Good morning morning. How are you good?
Speaker 3: Take it to yours?
Speaker 5: Ticket to yours?
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm so excited. And you want to play ed
Speaker 4: as your first dance at your wedding?
Speaker 6: Is that right?
Speaker 4: Yeah? So he's new song for always. I want to
Speaker 4: play it with my dad.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 4: I love the bride and dad dance.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I'm very excited. We'll have a wonderful time.
Speaker 5: It's going to be a great show.
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you so much, guys. I love listening to
Speaker 4: you every morning.
Speaker 6: Thank you for calling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good luck with the wedding.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Yes, I want to watch the dance now.
Speaker 4: Sometimes they you know, they do the first dance with
Speaker 4: the dad and then they hand it over to the
Speaker 4: first dance, last dance with the dad, and then the
Speaker 4: first dance with the groom, and oh time you will
Speaker 4: coup that right, she's your problem now that's what my dad.
Speaker 3: God Bobby really got out of there quick.
Speaker 4: To me, that'd be playing celebreak, don't do the honors.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's get to Warpton. Robin, good morning. I believe
Speaker 1: you've got a special guest with you as well.
Speaker 4: Well. He just had to hop out of the Carter school.
Speaker 6: So him because you're going to end, Oh my god.
Speaker 8: He's going to be so excited.
Speaker 4: Tell us about your son.
Speaker 6: As well.
Speaker 8: He's only ever really seen the Wiggles, so he.
Speaker 6: Was excited to much.
Speaker 3: It's going to be a little bit different.
Speaker 4: So this will be his first big concert. How special.
Speaker 4: Good on your mom, Robin. You and your son Mason
Speaker 4: are going to ed Shear and have a great time.
Speaker 3: Well done. It's as easy as that. And we have
Speaker 3: more tickets to go all week. You two seven.
Speaker 6: You want to get my guitar out, don't play.
Speaker 3: You have to take it out of the bubble. Round
Speaker 3: Frontier Touring, Proud to be bringing back the global Superstar
Speaker 3: each year and stadium shows around Australia with the loop
Speaker 3: to for details at the Frontier Turing dot com pep
Speaker 3: before the loven do we stand like get into.
Speaker 4: I was at tepping' yaki on the weekend tipping yak
Speaker 4: Shep pulled out a guitar and started singing ed shearing
Speaker 4: in the middle of dinner. Really it was amazing. And
Speaker 4: then he did oasis.
Speaker 3: Before the fried or did he flip their It was.
Speaker 4: While things were cooking on the barbecue. It was amazing
Speaker 4: talents a man, a man who can cook and sing,
Speaker 4: he knows to my heart.
Speaker 3: When they did a little tower with the onion rings
Speaker 3: and then lighting on fire, have you seen that?
Speaker 4: It's like a little that they did do the big fire.
Speaker 4: You know they put I don't know what are they
Speaker 4: put on when it was oil?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And then did you catch the rice in the egg.
Speaker 4: And every yeah, yeah, yeah we caught the egg. I
Speaker 4: wasn't too bad. Tom Hawkins made a real dog's breakfast
Speaker 4: of it, though.
Speaker 3: Well big man little bowl couldn't get the.
Speaker 5: Egg in his mouth.
Speaker 4: But the edg shearon singing and cooking chef was amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were to Benny Harness on.
Speaker 5: The Old cost That place is institution.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he rolled in with the little cart and
Speaker 3: he had a yuiye boom pump and music and glow
Speaker 3: sticks around.
Speaker 4: His neck, and I'm like, wow, we're on the gold
Speaker 4: Goes there.
Speaker 3: Don't let outside fool you. We've got rains are coming.
Speaker 3: Rains are out, poncho afternoon ahead. We've got thunderstorms, potential
Speaker 3: flooding heading our way. Tops to twenty four.
Speaker 4: March to the rains here yet, yeah, mar Rangery, let
Speaker 4: me have a look at that.
Speaker 3: It's quite tricky because we've got the tint on the glass.
Speaker 3: That was the corn was the I was eating the corner? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 4: Looks like the rains are sort of more central Victoria
Speaker 4: currently in the city's being dodged at least for the
Speaker 4: next few hours.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But this afternoon afternoon, that's school pick up. It's going
Speaker 3: to be a night everyone trying to pick up their
Speaker 3: finger buns a baker's delight before they pick up their
Speaker 3: angry kids.
Speaker 4: You've got a thing for finger bunons at the moment, don't.
Speaker 4: You've got a couple of times the pink.
Speaker 6: Ones, aren't they?
Speaker 3: We can get the hundreds of thousands.
Speaker 5: Is it realize? Oh my, I remember having them after school.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was so young.
Speaker 3: Mate. Baker's Delight at about two thirty is heaving.
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 6: I love it?
Speaker 3: Every parent picking up mun cheese for the angry little
Speaker 3: I like the oh he would go, He'll be like
Speaker 3: an apple turnover a strude.
Speaker 6: I like the ham and pineapple pizza roll.
Speaker 4: I don't mind the ham and cheese, but not the pineapple.
Speaker 4: The pineapple can go in the bit.
Speaker 6: Look at me like that?
Speaker 3: Do you? And do you use your senior's cart?
Speaker 4: Now they're quite young.
Speaker 5: What were the old tearran chairs called.
Speaker 4: Tear and chair?
Speaker 5: That's what our friend's called them.
Speaker 3: That's an ad for Baker's Delight, It isn't it that?
Speaker 6: Are they not anymore?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, you still got the.
Speaker 4: Bakers.
Speaker 3: I've still got them. Yeah, don't you worry.
Speaker 4: Remember one morning we tried to uber eats, Baker's Light
Speaker 4: came from the other side of Victoria. Basically, yeah, two
Speaker 4: and a half hours to get slow drive. I think
Speaker 4: it was the last time I had pas Hey.
Speaker 3: Coming up next on the show, If you want to
Speaker 3: feel a bit better about your marriage and maybe about
Speaker 3: your wedding night.
Speaker 6: I've got just the audio for you.
Speaker 3: Oh dear Jason Lauren Clinty. As well as going to
Speaker 3: make everyone feel better, who are marriage?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Startling viewing last night on the television.
Speaker 1: Now, we were in America recently, so we missed a
Speaker 1: chunk of Maths. Everybody's well, they said, of love to
Speaker 1: hate it, don't they people? A lot of people will
Speaker 1: watch it but don't admit to watching it. It turns
Speaker 1: out two million Australians per night or watching it.
Speaker 4: I haven't watched it. But then when Paul and I
Speaker 4: were doing Date night, they have a night doing our puzzle.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we're doing the date activities and one of
Speaker 4: them is doing a puzzle. We're puzzling and watching Maths
Speaker 4: and it was the first time I'd seen it, and
Speaker 4: Paul was like, oh, this girl's horrible and watching. So
Speaker 4: it turns out when we're in America, who was at
Speaker 4: home watching us and he said, there's two girls in
Speaker 4: there who have been bullying, like Fitch shocking and the
Speaker 4: other night they're on the couch and she left came
Speaker 4: to her hair because they said, I've never seen a
Speaker 4: woman be so rude to another woman in my life.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well I'm starting.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be honest. It's like, it's not a
Speaker 3: high quality of people that are agreeing to go on
Speaker 3: this show.
Speaker 6: Jason, I'm lovely, it's looking for I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: If you're looking for love, you're not going on Marriatith
Speaker 3: first sight. And if you are, you've got your head
Speaker 3: in the clouds.
Speaker 6: It's a funny bunch of people.
Speaker 4: Doctor love over here.
Speaker 3: No, but seriously, are you so angry? I just think
Speaker 3: they're drop kicks, all of them, most of them.
Speaker 4: Well, next time alisandeles on, you should we should tell
Speaker 4: her that.
Speaker 6: I think she would agree, wouldn't she?
Speaker 4: All of them? Some of them are nice.
Speaker 6: I mean you got to think.
Speaker 4: What about that poor girl there are being mean to?
Speaker 1: We got to wonder what are these what's of motivation
Speaker 1: so called experts thinking when they, you know, pair people up, because.
Speaker 4: I mean, some of them are recipe for disagn It's
Speaker 4: a reality show.
Speaker 1: Last night I was watching the New There's there's some intruders,
Speaker 1: some couples. Three new couples. So we've got we had
Speaker 1: two last night, we've got one tonight. We had a
Speaker 1: same sex couple tonight. But last night, I was quite
Speaker 1: struck by Joel and Juliette now is thirty one. He
Speaker 1: was an uber driver, Now he's a model.
Speaker 5: There's no reason why Uber drivers can't be modeled.
Speaker 3: I like him already too.
Speaker 1: He is he's been sared with beautiful twenty seven year
Speaker 1: old Juliet who admitted to wanting something a little left
Speaker 1: of centers. You wanted a little bit kookie, but not
Speaker 1: as kooky as Joeld. This is This is how his
Speaker 1: wedding speech went in front of everyone's friend's family and
Speaker 1: some other Maps contestants.
Speaker 7: One thing about me is that I have an insatiable
Speaker 7: appetite not just for food, but for life, for love,
Speaker 7: and of course for Yeah, if you haven't already picked
Speaker 7: up on it, I'm quite an eccentric, weird, wacky, crazy,
Speaker 7: over the top kind of dude. You've actually scored yourself
Speaker 7: a hygiene obsessed OCD neat frick. If you don't place
Speaker 7: the TV remote in perfect alignment.
Speaker 8: I will notice it.
Speaker 7: If you don't hang the handtawils with the labels facing outwards,
Speaker 7: perfectly leveled, horizontal and centered, I will notice it.
Speaker 3: As I was saying, dropkick, So he's dropped.
Speaker 5: A ball gag in there. I don't hate it.
Speaker 6: Well. He also spoke about not rockets.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's I'd leave yea. What did he say about.
Speaker 1: Oh he was talking about his hayfever gets quite bad
Speaker 1: in hay fever months, and about how he just has
Speaker 1: to you know.
Speaker 4: Oh that's disgusted.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I mean here's the thing. It did get
Speaker 1: worse because his mum followed him and the speech knocked
Speaker 1: my socks office the mother's speed.
Speaker 9: From the very beginning, Joel was dancing to the beat
Speaker 9: of his own drum. He would rather staff himself, which
Speaker 9: turned into the opposite problem as he got older, and
Speaker 9: he turned into a gluttonous pig. Until Joel was ready
Speaker 9: to lose twenty kilos and go from Uber driver to
Speaker 9: model to mass. Here we are today. I knew that
Speaker 9: I had a special soul that I had to nurture
Speaker 9: and love so very tenderly. He was always very close
Speaker 9: to me, and he still likes to light on my
Speaker 9: lap and have me scratches back.
Speaker 3: Mom, he's going to die a line.
Speaker 4: He wonderwise, your maths, this is what I was saying,
Speaker 4: can I is exactly what I was saying. God bless
Speaker 4: Paul's mother's soul. But if I walked in and he
Speaker 4: was lying across her lap and she was scratching his back,
Speaker 4: I would walk out the door and never come back,
Speaker 4: Like seriously, that would that would do me? See U backscratch?
Speaker 4: Imagine a fully grown man lying across his mother's lap
Speaker 4: getting a backscratch, A different kind of repulse.
Speaker 1: To be fair, he's lost twenty kilos, he's gone from
Speaker 1: driving a model to maths him.
Speaker 4: As a blotner's pig. Imagine your mother's saying that to
Speaker 4: you on your wedding day.
Speaker 3: Our mother in law was on a two minute time
Speaker 3: Frank frel for the wedding speech, and I asked to
Speaker 3: see it first.
Speaker 4: You're control freak psycho, Wendy. Can I see it first?
Speaker 3: I just thought, you know what topics are you hitting?
Speaker 6: Is that after she gave you a back scratch?
Speaker 4: If I walked into your house and you were lying
Speaker 4: across Big Wind's lap getting a backscratched.
Speaker 3: I love helps just left left and left right, David Guda, Rihanna,
Speaker 3: Who's that chick?
Speaker 6: This is to throw back, isn't it?
Speaker 4: I love Rihanna and David Gwenda so I loved that.
Speaker 3: I love yeah, big fan of the Remember she played
Speaker 3: super Bowl, she did, she lifted in the air, she won,
Speaker 3: she played the super Bowl.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, that's what she anounced her pregnancy.
Speaker 3: I went down to a giant. A few people have
Speaker 3: done that. Beyonce did that? Was it beyond turned on
Speaker 3: and rubbed the belly.
Speaker 4: Didn't Red come out with her belly out at the
Speaker 4: super Bowl?
Speaker 3: She wasn't pregnant.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was her announcement.
Speaker 3: I saw. I was going down a rabbit hole watching
Speaker 3: YouTube videos of Super Bowl performances of Ross leaving on
Speaker 3: a helicopter at the end of the performance, Oh, Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4: And he said to the director, do not start the
Speaker 4: music until I do my first move. And the director
Speaker 4: was in his ear being like, come on, and he
Speaker 4: still remember he just waited for this. He went for
Speaker 4: like two minutes hearing screaming, have you.
Speaker 3: Got that video on your algorithm? At the moment in
Speaker 3: mind which one the director's telling that, Oh yeah, he's
Speaker 3: come out, he's told the story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And they're like, you've got to do something, brother,
Speaker 4: And he did and he didn't, And it was the
Speaker 4: greatest silence of all time.
Speaker 3: Footage inside the control room.
Speaker 6: Come on, Michael, you've got you or you in your algorithm?
Speaker 6: Is the monkey?
Speaker 4: No, I've got Punched the Monkey, and I've got the
Speaker 4: characters from Love Story because we're going to have to
Speaker 4: talk about that. I can't wait till Friday for another episode, Jace.
Speaker 3: I went to Ike last night to try and get
Speaker 3: the monkey toy. So for anybody who's been living under
Speaker 3: there's Punch the Monkey over in Japan. Everyone knows he's
Speaker 3: been a band of by his family, so they've given
Speaker 3: him a stuffed toy that you buy that kids.
Speaker 4: He's a bit naughty. So I've been watching more videos
Speaker 4: to Punch. He's a lot. He's doing heap, so I
Speaker 4: can see why some of the other monkey's like, come on, bro,
Speaker 4: pull your head.
Speaker 3: In the lineup to meet Punch the Monkey is incredible.
Speaker 1: Well, I was doing my shopping at grocery shopping last
Speaker 1: night at Carl's in Victoria Garden. I did notice that
Speaker 1: I was still open, so I thought, Oh, go up
Speaker 1: and surprise the guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you do like a big weekly shot sort of?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like old school?
Speaker 1: I get the I'm not I don't do enough for
Speaker 1: the big trolley. I get the half trolley. Trolley, I like,
Speaker 1: I love a half trolley.
Speaker 3: But sometimes you find you're buying things that you don't
Speaker 3: actually need. You're like, oh, look at that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you fill up the half trolley and you're like,
Speaker 1: I need a big trolley.
Speaker 4: I couldn't tell you the last time I used to trolley.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Like now with like all the delivery services and stuff,
Speaker 3: you imagine Clint out there going up and down the.
Speaker 4: Little thing on your key ring to get clicked the trolley.
Speaker 3: I've got the.
Speaker 4: I buy the Monkey online.
Speaker 5: The Monkey online, so.
Speaker 4: It's sold out for delivery, but you can click and
Speaker 4: collect well as I couldn't be.
Speaker 1: As I ventured into the children's section of I Care
Speaker 1: Too hopefully because.
Speaker 6: At the website there was something stock.
Speaker 3: You walk all the kenchens and there was.
Speaker 1: A bloke who was who I passed with the Foreroad
Speaker 1: brow who said they're out of stock, and I knew
Speaker 1: what he was talking about. And as I approach him, like, no,
Speaker 1: there's four up there. There they are, I'll go and
Speaker 1: grab them. And I tried it and they're like they're
Speaker 1: display ones.
Speaker 3: They're like, did you ask someone?
Speaker 6: I asked? I asked the lady. I said, can I
Speaker 6: have one of the display ones for a radio show?
Speaker 3: Did you say over one? Did you really? Did you
Speaker 3: really say that? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Anyway, Sorry, we got another delivery coming Thursday.
Speaker 5: Okay, everyone get done there.
Speaker 6: I don't tell everyone gardens Thursday, ten o'clock is it?
Speaker 3: Ten?
Speaker 4: People?
Speaker 3: We must broadcast live.
Speaker 4: Thank you for being want eye for my dog?
Speaker 3: I need the monkey I work on over one hundred.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and she said, no, I need it for our radiation.
Speaker 6: She has radio sugar, Yeah, one hundred. She has No,
Speaker 6: you can't let it.
Speaker 3: She has a Ross and Rachel sort of Hey, guys,
Speaker 3: that's it. We are out of here. What's it? Run
Speaker 3: up to you for huge day?
Speaker 4: Take my dogs for bet?
Speaker 3: Everything wrong?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah yeah she again.
Speaker 4: Nah, she's she doesn't like getting monicure. She doesn't getting
Speaker 4: her nails, but so long that they're gonna it's just
Speaker 4: they're gonna have to sedate her to do it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she's got a few other things going on. I'm like,
Speaker 4: put her under the knife, give her a nip and
Speaker 4: tuck walk.
Speaker 3: She said, I made the mine as a dog groomer.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised she hasn't bitten big money in dog grooming,
Speaker 3: huge money.
Speaker 4: They like hold their heads up so they can't. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she's it's so stressful for her that they're like, well,
Speaker 4: we will probably have to give her a sedation to
Speaker 4: do it. But they're like, if there's anything else, And
Speaker 4: I'm like, she's got a little lump on her head,
Speaker 4: she's old, so they're like, we'll totally give her a
Speaker 4: little facelift. Stop.
Speaker 3: I watched those videos of like vets putting on the
Speaker 3: big protective gloves trying to get feral cats out and
Speaker 3: the cats are trying to chlor them to death.
Speaker 6: Are we stilling there?
Speaker 3: I believe have a bright down right just saying that
Speaker 3: and riches in next.
Speaker 1: No No, Mel Mel and Aaron botho today double.
Speaker 5: Get out of there, well
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