WEBVTT - Insane Cheating & Break Up Stories Part 2 - #253

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to person number one podcast. You're listening to The

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<v Speaker 1>Jamo and Dylan Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, we're on the way that danes Bra little

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<v Speaker 2>Man trip with the board. Gooday, guys, and welcome back

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<v Speaker 2>to another episode of The Jammo and Dylan Show. Today's

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<v Speaker 2>episode two hundred and fifty three. We're playing golf today. Deal.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a beautiful day, twenty three degrees and sunny. It

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<v Speaker 2>feels like summer, mate, even though it's not hitting the height,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, it feels like summer.

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<v Speaker 3>The energy, summer. It's really a perfect day for golf.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you don't want it too hot. There's not

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<v Speaker 3>much wind going on. It's perfect blue skies. Gotta be

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<v Speaker 3>happy with that.

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<v Speaker 2>It also feels a bit more like summer when the

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<v Speaker 2>cricket's on and there's a Test match in Perth at

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<v Speaker 2>the moment, Australia versus India, so that whenever started to TV,

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it just started, you know, ten minutes ago. So

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<v Speaker 2>whenever that's on, it does feel like it's summer. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas is around the corner too. That always creeps up.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it comes around quick. The years go fast.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro. Doing my shopping at the moment, I haven't done much,

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<v Speaker 2>but I've got pretty much whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm merely done.

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<v Speaker 2>You're in November, yeah, you get it done.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to get it done early because there's so

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<v Speaker 3>many birthdays that I have in the month, so it

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<v Speaker 3>gets very overwhelming if I don't get it done early.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I would say I'm about ninety five percent

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<v Speaker 3>and you take that. So I'm happy with that. Get

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<v Speaker 3>it out the way and then i can just have

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<v Speaker 3>my money for my money over summer.

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<v Speaker 2>I could never do a week before Christmas in the

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<v Speaker 2>mad people don't give a fuck, bro. That is Christmas

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<v Speaker 2>shopping like SKO Holidays too. I really despise going to

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<v Speaker 2>the shops around Christmas time because you can't get a

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<v Speaker 2>spot and then it's really difficult. Yeah, and you can

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<v Speaker 2>do everything like Boxing Day sales and whatnot from your

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<v Speaker 2>phone now yeh. Black Friday sales.

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<v Speaker 3>Like a lot of Black Fridays starting now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a lot of companies just do it early, bro,

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<v Speaker 3>so lots of good deals out there though.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Speaking of I got I've got a new camera.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah mate, you've been telling me about that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll show you this once we finish, I'll show you.

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<v Speaker 2>But look the whole thing's just in.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, very nice and compact.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually going to take it to golf today. Nice

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<v Speaker 2>nice and hopefully wi wicket wicked alert?

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<v Speaker 3>Who je, Well the young man average in fifty five, he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Gone caught beautiful scenes for us. Nice early week pointed

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<v Speaker 2>with that, the twenty two year old the average? Is

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<v Speaker 2>it not good for the average whatsoever? Unlucky mate, good

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<v Speaker 2>catch there. We've just got it on behind us with

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<v Speaker 2>no volume. So I hope you guys don't mind, or

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<v Speaker 2>you probably don't even care to be honest, that's fine. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>board new camera dj I Osmo Pocket three. I'll show

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<v Speaker 2>you that after we record.

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<v Speaker 3>What made you pick that? One bit of research or

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<v Speaker 3>bit of research?

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<v Speaker 2>It is just like one of the coolest like gadgets

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen, And ye like, I'm a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a gadget nerd even though I don't have many like

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<v Speaker 2>we just have stock standard log type cameras. This is

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<v Speaker 2>similar but a little bit more versatile if that makes

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<v Speaker 2>more compact? Yeah, easier to like I can walk around

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<v Speaker 2>and hold it and not feel like a dickhead holding that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know, I know what you mean. Is a

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<v Speaker 3>film in good quality?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I only got to use it last night for

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<v Speaker 2>like half hour, so still very raw and haven't found

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<v Speaker 2>all the right settings yet, but it's pretty cool and

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<v Speaker 2>like there's like a mode where you can stand a

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<v Speaker 2>few meters away from it and you can walk around

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<v Speaker 2>and it will just follow you like tracking. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>that's pretty cool for if you're doing like a solo

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<v Speaker 2>video or.

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<v Speaker 3>Any YouTubers use it. Do you know of or is

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<v Speaker 3>it just more recommended it's just YouTube and TikTok and

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<v Speaker 3>all that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I saw it on TikTok first. Yeah, maybe like

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of months ago. It's been out for a year,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know, I've just seen it used and then

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<v Speaker 2>I go on a deep dive. And I was saying

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<v Speaker 2>this to a few people yesterday that when I find

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<v Speaker 2>something that I want, it's quite rare, Like there's not

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<v Speaker 2>many things that I set my eyes on and I

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<v Speaker 2>say I want that. My needs for this are actually

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<v Speaker 2>quite unclear at the moment. Yeah, but you just felt

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<v Speaker 2>like I feel like once I have it, yeah, ideas

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<v Speaker 2>will come and stuff like that. So yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted it so much. I've done so much

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<v Speaker 2>research that I was like yesterday, fuck it Black Friday sales,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go why not treat yourself exactly? So that's what

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<v Speaker 2>it felt like, and very excited to get to use that.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, we'll see what we can get from the

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<v Speaker 2>camera today and maybe I'll post it, maybe I won't,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll see. Now. I had a weird Tuesday deal. I've

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<v Speaker 2>started a new job. I was halfway through my shift

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<v Speaker 2>and I got a I got a text yep from Rob,

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<v Speaker 2>who we know quite well. Yep. He was working at

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<v Speaker 2>his shop. And for those who don't know Rob, he's

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<v Speaker 2>been on the podcast before. He owns a brand called

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<v Speaker 2>the Kit Dealer.

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<v Speaker 3>Good episode, go watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he sells retro football kids slash soccer in Perth City. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>he was just working in his shop and Bobby Lee

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<v Speaker 2>rolls in. So Bobby Lee fifty three years old, actor, comedian, American.

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<v Speaker 2>He rolls in the shop and he's an arsenal man.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, he buys a couple of arsenal kids and

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<v Speaker 2>basically just get robbed a couple of tickets and said,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I'll see you tonight. I swiped up to

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<v Speaker 2>his story and basically just said, oh, that's unreal, Like

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<v Speaker 2>the chances of that associate and stuff, and then he said,

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<v Speaker 2>we're do want to come tonight and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, let's run it. So went with him

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<v Speaker 2>to see Bad Friends, which is Andrew Santino and Bobby

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<v Speaker 2>Lee's podcast on tour. And this was the final show

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<v Speaker 2>of the tour. So they've I think they did in

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<v Speaker 2>New Zealand and Australia. They actually did a show in

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<v Speaker 2>Perth the night before and then they did this show. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>there was a few things that happen. Now. Firstly, we

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<v Speaker 2>go sit down in the seats and it was really good.

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<v Speaker 2>Seats were probably like seven six seven rows back in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle. But on the aisle we were like two seats

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<v Speaker 2>from the aisle. So there was an older lady on

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<v Speaker 2>the aisle seat and I'm thinking, this isn't her scene. Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>this is she's there.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe she's a longtime fan.

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<v Speaker 2>By herself as well, but I'm talking like in her sixties.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm thinking, okay, this is interesting. So I curiosity

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<v Speaker 2>killed the cat. The cat goes calling and I said, hello,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you here for? Who are you here to see?

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<v Speaker 2>She goes my daughter. Okay, I was like, your daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>One wasn't familiar that there was many women involved, and

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<v Speaker 2>her daughter is a thirty eight year old who's originally

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<v Speaker 2>from Mandra has been living in LA for the last

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<v Speaker 2>ten years. And she was opening doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Stand up for the boy who's the daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't remember her name. Oh okay, sorry, but I'll

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<v Speaker 2>be able to find that out. Good. She was pretty good. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I would say the other people were on another level. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think she was better than she was the

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<v Speaker 2>night before because her mom said, you know, she was

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<v Speaker 2>a bit nervous and she didn't have long to prepare

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<v Speaker 2>and whatnot. Because what happened was she was on a

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<v Speaker 2>flight back to Perth. I assumed to just visit family

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<v Speaker 2>and whatnot, and she bumped into the those guys, and

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<v Speaker 2>because she's been doing stand up for the last ten years, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>they got talking and then they do you want to

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<v Speaker 2>open for us in Perth? So she goes, Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 2>my hometown. I get to do it in front of

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<v Speaker 2>a few thousand people back to back night.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good experience.

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<v Speaker 2>The only negative with that is that you only have

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<v Speaker 2>a few days to prepare. I don't know how long

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<v Speaker 2>she had, but it wouldn't have been like yep, other

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<v Speaker 2>people have been preparing their stuff for half a year,

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<v Speaker 2>so good for her. But then we had this weird feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>You're sitting next to her mum now, so you know

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<v Speaker 2>that it's her mum, you know that that's her daughter

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<v Speaker 2>on stage. Then you feel obliged to laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you don't want to be rude exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>So that was really awkward. And then after she finished

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<v Speaker 2>her set, her mum left because she watched it the

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<v Speaker 2>night before and she was like, Okay, I know what

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<v Speaker 2>it is. It's not my vibe. This show got hectic,

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<v Speaker 2>like we did a live show and ours was fairly tame,

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<v Speaker 2>even though we did a Who's Punching on stage? This

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<v Speaker 2>was next level so I'll get onto it. But basically

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<v Speaker 2>there was a girl on after the Perth girl, so

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<v Speaker 2>they had four stand ups on and then they did

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<v Speaker 2>like an interactive live show. Okay, so the second stand

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<v Speaker 2>up was a girl called is either jet Ski Johnson

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<v Speaker 2>or jet Ski Jessica or something like that. She was

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<v Speaker 2>really good. She was very good, had the crowd on

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<v Speaker 2>ropes and you could tell she's experienced yep. Then Andrew

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<v Speaker 2>Santino came out, did about twenty minutes Elite yep. And

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<v Speaker 2>then Bobby Lee came out electric, probably the best of

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<v Speaker 2>all of them in terms of just ridiculousness. Yep. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>Bobby Lee dominates and then they all come back on

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<v Speaker 2>stage apart from the Perth Girl. So you've got jet Ski,

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew and Bobby all on stage. Also, jet Ski has

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<v Speaker 2>a trumpet that she uses okay during the performance, so

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<v Speaker 2>it's very interactive. So she has like lots of jokes

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<v Speaker 2>where she uses the trumpet and whatnot. But the catch

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<v Speaker 2>she's elite with the trumpet. Yeah, so she actually plays.

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<v Speaker 2>In the back end of the show, they did a

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<v Speaker 2>song and she actually does the trumpet stuff for that.

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<v Speaker 2>But with the interactive show, they get four like diehard

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<v Speaker 2>fans from the crowd who have done a submission. So

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<v Speaker 2>when you came into the show, there's a QR code

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<v Speaker 2>on the screen. Oh okay, sign the QR code. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>tap the QR code and then a waiver comes up.

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<v Speaker 2>Now the waiver is in extremely fine print and all

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<v Speaker 2>you have to do is tap the bottom of it

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<v Speaker 2>and that's your signature. Okay, no one was reading that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's too long and it's too easy to get through.

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<v Speaker 2>I read the waiver and it basically said that the

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<v Speaker 2>artists the talent can do whatever they want to you

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<v Speaker 2>or with you on stage. Okay, a lot of people

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know that when they when they say signed up, Dave,

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<v Speaker 2>signed up. Now you put in your hidden talent. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't have it. So was my hidden talent? Yep, it's

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<v Speaker 2>definitely not the harmoniker. But that's back today, Yes it is.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you had like something that you've never told

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<v Speaker 2>anyone one of those type of questions, very invasive stuff

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<v Speaker 2>and things that you can be rid of good for,

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<v Speaker 2>but I guess that's what comedy is. Now. The four

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<v Speaker 2>people got picked, so they would have done the submissions

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<v Speaker 2>at the start of the show, and then maybe an

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<v Speaker 2>hour into the show, their producer would have picked the

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<v Speaker 2>people and then they call them out on stage and

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<v Speaker 2>then they stand up, come up on stage, and then

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<v Speaker 2>they're basically just props for the boys. Now, they did

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<v Speaker 2>a quiz, and the quiz was basically like if we

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<v Speaker 2>did one, it would be jamoin Dyland through the years,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we'd have questions about the show exactly, so

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<v Speaker 2>it's like does rog currently have a girlfriend? Yes or no? Answer? No? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>And then if you lost it Let's say it was

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<v Speaker 2>like a best of three and it's a one v one.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's say you and I are on stage one,

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<v Speaker 2>you win two one, I have to do a forfoit

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<v Speaker 2>foot was basically kiss Bobby Lee or get a quacker.

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<v Speaker 2>Now the quacker is Bobby Ly pulls his pants down.

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<v Speaker 2>You lay on your back and he basically spreads his

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<v Speaker 2>ass cheeks and puts it as close to your face

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<v Speaker 2>as possible.

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<v Speaker 3>Does he have underwear on?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, no. So I saw Bobby Lee's asshole few times.

0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:23.440
<v Speaker 2>I saw his penis a few times. Tiny yeah, very tiny, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like exactly as you'd imagine. But he was so erratic

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<v Speaker 2>on stage, and he'd pull his pants.

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<v Speaker 3>When people kiss him or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but like it was a lot of them were

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<v Speaker 2>just a peck. Yeah he did. No, wait, so he

0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:41.320
<v Speaker 2>was kissing the girls. He also motor boated a girl's ass.

0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:44.360
<v Speaker 2>It was just the most hectic show. There was a

0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:48.400
<v Speaker 2>guy who's hidden talent was like fighting on command, but

0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:50.640
<v Speaker 2>he had to suck in air. So he's on his

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<v Speaker 2>back with his legs up, just like, could he do

0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:56.559
<v Speaker 2>it clinching? Yeah? He actually did yep. And then they

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<v Speaker 2>wanted him to do it a second time to prove

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<v Speaker 2>that it wasn't a fluke, but he couldn't do second

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<v Speaker 2>one because he got stage Friday reckons I believe him.

0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:05.720
<v Speaker 2>And then he said, well, because I couldn't do that,

0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:07.959
<v Speaker 2>I'll do a backflip for you. And they were like, well,

0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:10.760
<v Speaker 2>we're not you know, if you break your neck, we're

0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:13.079
<v Speaker 2>going to be in shit for that. He said, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll land it, and he landed at fair play to him.

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<v Speaker 2>He's only eighteen years old too, but it was such

0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:20.920
<v Speaker 2>a random like I didn't get home till midnight. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>There was also we kind of saved this small Asian

0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:28.680
<v Speaker 2>girl as well. So we were going back to Rob's

0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:31.240
<v Speaker 2>house to go back to mine because my car was

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<v Speaker 2>at his house, and there was a dark man in

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<v Speaker 2>his probably fifties just following a girl down the street

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<v Speaker 2>and the girl's probably like sixteen seventeen year old Asian girl,

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<v Speaker 2>really scared looking over a shoulder, walking faster and this

0:12:47.080 --> 0:12:49.439
<v Speaker 2>guy was clearly drunk. Her off his head and he's

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<v Speaker 2>following her at speed. So we actually pulled the car over,

0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:57.680
<v Speaker 2>got out, the car walked briskly towards them. By the

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<v Speaker 2>time we got there, she taken off in another direction

0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:05.040
<v Speaker 2>and then he was like kind of in front of us,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we got him to like move to the

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<v Speaker 2>other side of the street and move away. So you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it felt like a superhero, but it's actually really scary

0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:15.400
<v Speaker 2>seeing that stuff in real life. Yeah, you can see

0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:18.440
<v Speaker 2>it playing out definitely. But yeah, bad Friends was the

0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:20.680
<v Speaker 2>name of the show. It was. It was an experience.

0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:24.640
<v Speaker 2>It was. The stand up part was really funny, yep.

0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:27.040
<v Speaker 2>The second part of the show just crazy. It was

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<v Speaker 2>extremely cringey, to the point where you're like crawling up

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<v Speaker 2>inside and you want to die. There was also entertainment

0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:38.680
<v Speaker 2>like aspects of it, yep. But you did also feel uncomfortable, Okay,

0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:41.160
<v Speaker 2>But in saying that, it was still a good Tuesday night,

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<v Speaker 2>like better than doing nothing. I North Centinel Island deal,

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<v Speaker 2>So I've been fascinated with this for a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe we've actually spoken about it.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I just saw another video on it and

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<v Speaker 2>it just still amazes me and I just wanted to

0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:01.880
<v Speaker 2>quickly touch on it. North Sentinel Island is an island

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<v Speaker 2>off the coast of India. It's like in between India and.

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<v Speaker 3>Untouched, untouched civilization.

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<v Speaker 2>So the death of an American tourist who illegally visited

0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:17.880
<v Speaker 2>the isolated North Sentinel Island had drawn the world's attention

0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:23.960
<v Speaker 2>to the smallest island's reclusive inhabitants. Basically, they're an uncontacted

0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:28.160
<v Speaker 2>tribe and there is anywhere between fifteen of them to

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<v Speaker 2>five hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>But they don't know. Oh yeah, because whenever they look overhead,

0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:33.320
<v Speaker 3>you can't really see because it's just jungle.

0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:37.080
<v Speaker 2>It's dense, so the whole outskirts is beach and then

0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:40.920
<v Speaker 2>it just goes straight to Jan's jungle. It is unreal. Now,

0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:45.720
<v Speaker 2>they have flown drones over before and got some images.

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<v Speaker 2>People are painted orange, brown, black, I think even like

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<v Speaker 2>a shade of yellow. Like there's a lot of paint

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<v Speaker 2>that gets used and I don't know how they source

0:14:56.800 --> 0:15:00.720
<v Speaker 2>it or what's going on. They really really like, I

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<v Speaker 2>believe it's like rocks and stones and stuff, because it

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<v Speaker 2>must be really crucial for them. So they've actually had

0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:11.640
<v Speaker 2>shipments that went well where US aliens, because virtually were

0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:15.360
<v Speaker 2>aliens to them, have come to their shores and given

0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:17.960
<v Speaker 2>them things that they researched and they know they need.

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<v Speaker 3>But why are we leaving them alone, Like, is the

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<v Speaker 3>what's the moral thing behind it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I mean? So why are we

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<v Speaker 3>leaving this little Like is it for us to study them?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure if we were being morally right if

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<v Speaker 2>we were to study.

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<v Speaker 3>Selfish, I don't Like, I'm confused.

0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:39.400
<v Speaker 2>If we were to study them, that would involve going

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<v Speaker 2>there frequently. Yeah. But one of the main reasons, as

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<v Speaker 2>to what I've found from all the videos I've watched,

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<v Speaker 2>is if we come into contact with them, they all die.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what's happened throughout history.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because we have all these diseases and stuff that

0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:57.600
<v Speaker 2>they would not have, and vice versa. So I think

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<v Speaker 2>the main fear is that the world don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>kill this tribe. They want them to be this special

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<v Speaker 2>thing in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>Can we drop them an iPhone or something, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But they wouldn't, like their language is completely different to

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<v Speaker 2>anything we have.

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<v Speaker 3>Just just it would be great to just see them

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<v Speaker 3>figure look at that.

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<v Speaker 2>And go whoa, yeah, well yeah, surely they can fly

0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:24.920
<v Speaker 2>a drone over, drop ten iPhones and then just track

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<v Speaker 2>the what happens on the iPhone.

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<v Speaker 3>It's pretty trippy though, like, because their reality is so

0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:33.160
<v Speaker 3>different to ours that we share the same world. Yeah,

0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:36.200
<v Speaker 3>they view the world completely differently. I think though that

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<v Speaker 3>imagine all the other tribes. We might not know of

0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:43.160
<v Speaker 3>other ones or islands or uncontacted tribes. It's pretty crazy.

0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:47.440
<v Speaker 2>I believe that they can't see any other land apart

0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:51.040
<v Speaker 2>from their islands. So in my head, they have their

0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:54.000
<v Speaker 2>little islands and then it's just ocean. Yeah, so the

0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:58.040
<v Speaker 2>island is their world and then everything else is basically

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<v Speaker 2>like a solar system.

0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:01.280
<v Speaker 3>And they would see when they see the boats and

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<v Speaker 3>that they would think they're just devils or I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's so rare, so like I think it was

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<v Speaker 2>actually the remember the bad bad tsunami in Thailand killed

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<v Speaker 2>two hundred four or whatever, two hundred thousand people. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't realize how Yeah, destructive.

0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:22.400
<v Speaker 3>There's a crazy movie on it. I forgot the movie.

0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:26.280
<v Speaker 2>It's a lead really good. Yeah. Yeah, so it was

0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:31.000
<v Speaker 2>so destructive. And apparently the Sentineleese people survived just from

0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:35.200
<v Speaker 2>the studies that they've done from drones and stuff. Technically,

0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:38.160
<v Speaker 2>the whole island should have been wiped out of all life,

0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:41.639
<v Speaker 2>but the rumors are that they were able to climb

0:17:41.680 --> 0:17:45.480
<v Speaker 2>the trees and just hang up there, which is unreal

0:17:45.720 --> 0:17:50.880
<v Speaker 2>like the strength that it is unbelievable. Okay, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>a chain of islands. They're in the Andaman Islands, which

0:17:53.680 --> 0:17:56.680
<v Speaker 2>is a chain of islands in India's Bay of Bengal.

0:17:57.160 --> 0:17:59.480
<v Speaker 2>They have been at least some, but there'll be one

0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:04.560
<v Speaker 2>day someone or fucking they're called the Sentinelese people. They're

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<v Speaker 2>hunter gatherers. Yeah, and what you notice is whenever someone

0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:13.400
<v Speaker 2>comes to visit or like gets closed, they shoot spears.

0:18:13.440 --> 0:18:15.640
<v Speaker 3>There is a law you're not allowed to go within

0:18:16.080 --> 0:18:19.840
<v Speaker 3>five nautical miles of the island and the Indian government. Yeah,

0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:23.760
<v Speaker 3>so they are technically governed by India, but that who

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<v Speaker 3>owns them.

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<v Speaker 2>They wouldn't even know that. I know.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fucking crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just an incredible thing. Like untouched tribes are just

0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:36.320
<v Speaker 2>something that you wouldn't imagine is in this world. Indian

0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:39.160
<v Speaker 2>Coast Guard helicopters flew over the island after the two

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<v Speaker 2>thousand and four.

0:18:40.200 --> 0:18:41.520
<v Speaker 3>What if we don't know the truth about them, what

0:18:41.560 --> 0:18:44.240
<v Speaker 3>if we're a version of an untouched tribero there's more

0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:46.639
<v Speaker 3>advanced people. They just look and leave us. They're like

0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:49.720
<v Speaker 3>these little fucking pawns. Bro, these little dummies.

0:18:49.880 --> 0:18:52.479
<v Speaker 2>They found the Sentinellese people in good shape and not

0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:55.720
<v Speaker 2>pleased at all to see them. They were not hesitant

0:18:56.720 --> 0:18:58.760
<v Speaker 2>to attack the helicopter with bows and arrow.

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<v Speaker 3>They reckon, there's one hundred to two two hundred uncontacted

0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:02.600
<v Speaker 3>tribes globally.

0:19:02.720 --> 0:19:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know there's a lot in the Amazon.

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<v Speaker 3>Seventy seven to eighty four in the Amazon. Yeah, and

0:19:08.640 --> 0:19:10.840
<v Speaker 3>they reckon there's there could be up to ten thousand

0:19:10.840 --> 0:19:13.600
<v Speaker 3>people in all of these tribes total.

0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:18.600
<v Speaker 2>It's incredible, it's so fascinating. I've watched there's even some

0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:22.280
<v Speaker 2>around like the Papua New Guinea area, some of the

0:19:22.320 --> 0:19:27.960
<v Speaker 2>islands there, and sometimes they do make contact with these tribes. Yep.

0:19:28.119 --> 0:19:33.280
<v Speaker 2>There is also cannibal tribes. And I think we talked

0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:36.360
<v Speaker 2>about it last time, but the last person to actually

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<v Speaker 2>go to North Centrain, New Island and get on the

0:19:38.640 --> 0:19:42.639
<v Speaker 2>land was a Christian man from America who was actually

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<v Speaker 2>just trying to spread the word of God to them.

0:19:45.480 --> 0:19:48.800
<v Speaker 2>But he had no brain, he had no wits about it.

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<v Speaker 3>What they do rip him apart?

0:19:50.000 --> 0:19:54.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they may have even eaten him. I've bro, you

0:19:54.600 --> 0:19:59.760
<v Speaker 2>got to eat John alan Chow, he's twenty eighteen was

0:19:59.760 --> 0:20:04.159
<v Speaker 2>an twenty seven evangelical Christian missionary who was killed. I

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<v Speaker 2>want to know how.

0:20:05.080 --> 0:20:07.320
<v Speaker 3>He was pro he's coming there saying God loves you,

0:20:07.359 --> 0:20:10.320
<v Speaker 3>and they've got they've just they've grabbed him, bro. Yeah,

0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:12.920
<v Speaker 3>probably chanting and ship carrying him through.

0:20:13.840 --> 0:20:16.879
<v Speaker 2>He paid local fishermen to transport him to the island.

0:20:17.119 --> 0:20:20.359
<v Speaker 3>Do you reckon? They roasted him or hated him in

0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:21.440
<v Speaker 3>some of that good island.

0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:24.800
<v Speaker 2>So he made three attempts to reach the island. He

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<v Speaker 2>was killed with arrows on his third attempt because they're

0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:30.280
<v Speaker 2>thinking that he's coming.

0:20:30.520 --> 0:20:31.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's the devil, bro.

0:20:32.359 --> 0:20:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And imagine being.

0:20:35.280 --> 0:20:37.800
<v Speaker 3>A white man, imagine white Asian.

0:20:37.520 --> 0:20:40.120
<v Speaker 2>In two thousand and four, he's Asian man. Yeah, imagine

0:20:40.119 --> 0:20:43.359
<v Speaker 2>in two thousand and four when helicopters fly over the

0:20:43.400 --> 0:20:46.119
<v Speaker 2>island and they've never seen them before, like whoa. But

0:20:46.240 --> 0:20:49.280
<v Speaker 2>then that is such that would be such like a

0:20:49.359 --> 0:20:52.200
<v Speaker 2>visceral core memory for them to the point where that

0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:55.399
<v Speaker 2>would be passed down to the next generation like this, I'll.

0:20:55.240 --> 0:20:57.600
<v Speaker 3>Tell stories about it. It's part of their history.

0:20:57.760 --> 0:21:00.479
<v Speaker 2>So and it would have been a fearful time for them,

0:21:00.520 --> 0:21:03.600
<v Speaker 2>I would assume. So the next time that happens, it's

0:21:03.640 --> 0:21:06.719
<v Speaker 2>like World War two, Like, they're going to be scared

0:21:06.760 --> 0:21:10.080
<v Speaker 2>and act on in instinct and stuff. So whenever someone

0:21:10.160 --> 0:21:13.439
<v Speaker 2>goes to the island now, they're just going to think danger, danger, danger,

0:21:14.160 --> 0:21:18.480
<v Speaker 2>And especially after the tsunami happened. Then they see helicopters

0:21:18.520 --> 0:21:20.560
<v Speaker 2>come over a couple of days later, they're probably thinking

0:21:20.600 --> 0:21:22.080
<v Speaker 2>that they're the ones that did it.

0:21:22.280 --> 0:21:24.679
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, imagine all the debris that might have washed up

0:21:24.720 --> 0:21:25.600
<v Speaker 3>on their shores too.

0:21:25.800 --> 0:21:29.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all the what John alan Chow tried to give

0:21:29.480 --> 0:21:32.880
<v Speaker 2>him a soccer ball? That would be pretty coolag sent eleven.

0:21:32.960 --> 0:21:37.120
<v Speaker 3>I wonder if they would know, like, yeah, kickball, surely.

0:21:37.040 --> 0:21:41.399
<v Speaker 2>I don't know North Centinel FC. Yeah, imagine coming up

0:21:41.440 --> 0:21:44.639
<v Speaker 2>against them, they'd be violent, Bro, The Ultras would have

0:21:44.640 --> 0:21:45.200
<v Speaker 2>spears and.

0:21:45.240 --> 0:21:47.920
<v Speaker 3>Red cards everywhere, bow and arrows.

0:21:48.760 --> 0:21:52.760
<v Speaker 2>Ref makes a bad decision, they just done spear him.

0:21:52.920 --> 0:21:57.880
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, that's just a little a little by fascinating people.

0:21:57.840 --> 0:22:01.600
<v Speaker 2>Very fascinating. This is a sad turn of events.

0:22:01.680 --> 0:22:04.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is very rare that it's happening in It's

0:22:04.920 --> 0:22:06.040
<v Speaker 3>affecting a lot of people.

0:22:06.240 --> 0:22:09.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so there was a poisoning in a Laos Is

0:22:09.359 --> 0:22:14.240
<v Speaker 2>it allooo laos loosy name or like.

0:22:14.240 --> 0:22:17.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, bro, just near Thailand, for those who don't.

0:22:17.320 --> 0:22:22.359
<v Speaker 2>Know, very unfortunate events where five people have now passed

0:22:22.359 --> 0:22:24.040
<v Speaker 2>away from methanol poisoning.

0:22:24.040 --> 0:22:27.840
<v Speaker 3>It's about fourteen in hospital and an Australian and unfortunately

0:22:28.240 --> 0:22:30.080
<v Speaker 3>and rest in peace young as well. They were just

0:22:30.119 --> 0:22:33.119
<v Speaker 3>on like a little sort of end of school trip.

0:22:35.080 --> 0:22:38.679
<v Speaker 3>It's so bad their drinks have been laced with methanol

0:22:38.880 --> 0:22:41.520
<v Speaker 3>and it's now being treated as more of a mass poisoning,

0:22:41.560 --> 0:22:42.760
<v Speaker 3>not just an accident now.

0:22:42.960 --> 0:22:48.280
<v Speaker 2>So nineteen year old Australian Bianka Jones unfortunately passed away. Yeah,

0:22:49.119 --> 0:22:52.680
<v Speaker 2>and then just recently Simone White, a lawyer from the UK,

0:22:52.840 --> 0:22:55.480
<v Speaker 2>has passed away. To two Danish women nineteen and twenty

0:22:55.600 --> 0:22:56.040
<v Speaker 2>years old.

0:22:58.119 --> 0:23:00.959
<v Speaker 3>You gotta be careful because you know these places are

0:23:00.960 --> 0:23:03.760
<v Speaker 3>great to go to. They are third world countries. You

0:23:03.840 --> 0:23:05.359
<v Speaker 3>got to you got to be careful.

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<v Speaker 2>So they consume drinks laced with methanol, a deadly substance

0:23:09.080 --> 0:23:12.440
<v Speaker 2>often found in bootleg alcohol. And that's the thing. Any

0:23:13.320 --> 0:23:18.520
<v Speaker 2>open top alcohol in these like Southeast Asian countries can

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<v Speaker 2>quite often be lace with something.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's it's tough because you know you're on holiday,

0:23:22.640 --> 0:23:24.800
<v Speaker 3>it's cheap, the drinks are flowing like you've got to

0:23:24.800 --> 0:23:26.720
<v Speaker 3>live your life and you don't expect this to happen.

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<v Speaker 3>This is rare and hasn't happened for a while. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>particularly not in sort of lous Thailand. I haven't heard

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<v Speaker 3>of it.

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<v Speaker 2>So this genuinely could have happened to us when we

0:23:36.680 --> 0:23:37.879
<v Speaker 2>went to Balio percent.

0:23:37.920 --> 0:23:41.200
<v Speaker 3>You don't know, we're pretty bali fucking.

0:23:41.320 --> 0:23:45.240
<v Speaker 2>We're pretty reckless with our drinking, like it was. You know,

0:23:45.320 --> 0:23:48.720
<v Speaker 2>sometimes you're just wanting to let loose and celebrate and whatnot.

0:23:48.800 --> 0:23:53.119
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I guess our advice is stick to the

0:23:53.160 --> 0:23:56.760
<v Speaker 2>bottled drinks because you know and stuff.

0:23:57.040 --> 0:23:58.720
<v Speaker 3>At least you know at least.

0:23:58.560 --> 0:24:00.360
<v Speaker 2>You know, and you know how much you drink too,

0:24:00.480 --> 0:24:02.760
<v Speaker 2>Like let's say, okay, you have five drinks, you know

0:24:02.800 --> 0:24:06.399
<v Speaker 2>how much you've had. Whereas if you're having these like

0:24:06.600 --> 0:24:09.119
<v Speaker 2>we had a couple of drinks at finns Now it

0:24:09.200 --> 0:24:12.959
<v Speaker 2>felt like they were triple shot. Yeah. It's a scary,

0:24:13.000 --> 0:24:15.399
<v Speaker 2>scary world, so everyone be safe.

0:24:15.600 --> 0:24:18.359
<v Speaker 3>It's pretty horrible, like the type of poison, like what

0:24:18.400 --> 0:24:19.480
<v Speaker 3>they would have gone through.

0:24:20.320 --> 0:24:23.720
<v Speaker 2>I heard that fifteen milli liters can make you blind.

0:24:23.920 --> 0:24:27.000
<v Speaker 2>Fifteen millileters really bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifty seven people in India died after consuming methanol laced

0:24:31.280 --> 0:24:35.280
<v Speaker 2>liquor earlier this year. Similar cases of mass poisoning have

0:24:35.359 --> 0:24:38.480
<v Speaker 2>been reported in the Philippines and Peru.

0:24:38.760 --> 0:24:42.399
<v Speaker 3>Bro, this is listen to this. This is the the

0:24:42.480 --> 0:24:48.200
<v Speaker 3>steps of methanol poisoning. Right, It's pretty fucked bro. Step one, right,

0:24:48.240 --> 0:24:51.240
<v Speaker 3>so you start feeling the symptoms dizziness, gnaws, a headache,

0:24:51.280 --> 0:24:54.520
<v Speaker 3>so you probably think I'm drunk. I'm maybe I've got

0:24:54.560 --> 0:24:59.200
<v Speaker 3>a bit of a barley belly or travelers. Then turns

0:24:59.200 --> 0:25:03.880
<v Speaker 3>into rapid breez think confusion. Organs start failing, Bro. Then

0:25:03.920 --> 0:25:08.440
<v Speaker 3>like you said, you start going blind. Central nervous system

0:25:08.520 --> 0:25:12.560
<v Speaker 3>shuts down into a coma. Kidneys and livers done, death, broach.

0:25:12.440 --> 0:25:14.879
<v Speaker 2>Up a coma. That's what happened when I did my knee.

0:25:16.119 --> 0:25:18.560
<v Speaker 2>It did. You were losing it, Bro, from what you

0:25:18.640 --> 0:25:23.800
<v Speaker 2>told me, very close, but no tragic, tragic, And yet

0:25:24.040 --> 0:25:26.920
<v Speaker 2>our advice is to just be extra careful.

0:25:27.520 --> 0:25:29.440
<v Speaker 3>We know you've got to enjoy yourself. We know better

0:25:29.480 --> 0:25:29.919
<v Speaker 3>than anyone.

0:25:29.960 --> 0:25:32.919
<v Speaker 2>It's so easy to get carried away and you know

0:25:33.000 --> 0:25:35.720
<v Speaker 2>you're just having a good time and everything's all fine

0:25:35.720 --> 0:25:38.400
<v Speaker 2>and dandy, and then it can change so quick. Even

0:25:38.400 --> 0:25:39.960
<v Speaker 2>the same with getting on the back of a bike

0:25:40.080 --> 0:25:44.199
<v Speaker 2>or driving drunk. Just all that shit. Just be careful.

0:25:44.880 --> 0:25:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Six A side update. So played last night and we've

0:25:47.880 --> 0:25:51.479
<v Speaker 2>turned our season around. Deal. We had a couple of

0:25:51.480 --> 0:25:54.240
<v Speaker 2>losses early on, yep, and that's when you kind of

0:25:54.240 --> 0:25:58.560
<v Speaker 2>write yourself off because traditionally in these comps, teams don't

0:25:58.640 --> 0:26:01.239
<v Speaker 2>usually drop many games. But what we found in this

0:26:01.280 --> 0:26:04.280
<v Speaker 2>division that we're in is that even the best teams

0:26:04.280 --> 0:26:07.359
<v Speaker 2>have lost a game, so we're still in the hunt.

0:26:07.880 --> 0:26:10.320
<v Speaker 2>Last night was huge for our goal difference. I think

0:26:10.359 --> 0:26:12.320
<v Speaker 2>we won by like nine or ten.

0:26:12.400 --> 0:26:13.280
<v Speaker 3>How's the ladder looking?

0:26:13.640 --> 0:26:16.400
<v Speaker 2>So coming into this round we were fourth.

0:26:16.680 --> 0:26:16.960
<v Speaker 3>Yep.

0:26:18.080 --> 0:26:22.000
<v Speaker 2>After today we should be up into third or second.

0:26:22.160 --> 0:26:27.000
<v Speaker 2>How he games the left, I think it finishes. I

0:26:27.000 --> 0:26:29.639
<v Speaker 2>think we're halfway through the season and as a league system,

0:26:29.680 --> 0:26:31.480
<v Speaker 2>it's a league system, yeah, so you have to finish

0:26:31.520 --> 0:26:33.440
<v Speaker 2>on top. But looking at the ladder, I think the

0:26:33.520 --> 0:26:35.479
<v Speaker 2>last couple of games of the year might be against

0:26:35.480 --> 0:26:39.480
<v Speaker 2>some of those good teams for a top spot. So yeah,

0:26:39.600 --> 0:26:43.360
<v Speaker 2>now we're playing well, it's been good. The offenders army

0:26:43.359 --> 0:26:46.600
<v Speaker 2>are up and about. We actually had our so obviously

0:26:46.640 --> 0:26:48.960
<v Speaker 2>it's for the old place that I used to work for.

0:26:49.040 --> 0:26:51.240
<v Speaker 2>It's all the boys that used to work there and

0:26:52.240 --> 0:26:55.399
<v Speaker 2>our old boss when work was good and fun and great.

0:26:55.960 --> 0:27:01.479
<v Speaker 2>He actually came down, our captain basically said, we've got

0:27:01.480 --> 0:27:03.359
<v Speaker 2>a guest speaker for the game. I'm not going to

0:27:03.359 --> 0:27:04.760
<v Speaker 2>tell you who it is, but he's going to come

0:27:04.760 --> 0:27:08.240
<v Speaker 2>down and say a few words. Came down and he

0:27:08.280 --> 0:27:10.399
<v Speaker 2>didn't even know he was supposed to speak, so we

0:27:10.440 --> 0:27:12.800
<v Speaker 2>didn't get a speech, which was sad. Oh okay, yeah,

0:27:12.800 --> 0:27:15.520
<v Speaker 2>I know. It was good to see Dan. He came

0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:18.240
<v Speaker 2>down with his son and watch the game, and good

0:27:18.280 --> 0:27:20.879
<v Speaker 2>to catch up with him as you're looking forward to

0:27:21.080 --> 0:27:23.280
<v Speaker 2>had a beer after the game. It's just fun you

0:27:23.359 --> 0:27:24.840
<v Speaker 2>and are going to come down and watch in a

0:27:24.840 --> 0:27:28.160
<v Speaker 2>couple of weeks time fun. Hopefully get a good crowd there.

0:27:29.359 --> 0:27:34.120
<v Speaker 2>Seven point thirty Blockbuster Time Blockbuster game team. Yeah, they're

0:27:34.119 --> 0:27:36.200
<v Speaker 2>fairly good. I think they're around the same level as

0:27:36.280 --> 0:27:39.080
<v Speaker 2>US yep. And what we did at the start of

0:27:39.119 --> 0:27:42.000
<v Speaker 2>the season we put an asterisk next to one of

0:27:42.000 --> 0:27:44.800
<v Speaker 2>the team's names and marked it as our rivalry game yep.

0:27:44.840 --> 0:27:48.640
<v Speaker 2>So we just have made this and make believe it's them,

0:27:49.119 --> 0:27:52.119
<v Speaker 2>so that'll be big. Apparently, these boys, because they've been

0:27:52.119 --> 0:27:54.359
<v Speaker 2>playing for about four years. I've only been there for two.

0:27:54.800 --> 0:27:56.720
<v Speaker 2>They have played them a few times before and they've

0:27:56.760 --> 0:27:59.920
<v Speaker 2>always been fiery games. Yep. So really looking forward to that.

0:28:00.280 --> 0:28:03.000
<v Speaker 2>And pitch one's looking in good condition at the moment.

0:28:03.040 --> 0:28:04.760
<v Speaker 2>The game that sorry, the pitch that we were on

0:28:04.840 --> 0:28:06.560
<v Speaker 2>last night had potholes everywhere.

0:28:06.680 --> 0:28:07.840
<v Speaker 3>Yep, you don't want that.

0:28:07.920 --> 0:28:10.840
<v Speaker 2>It was very scary, especially for those who have injury

0:28:11.480 --> 0:28:14.960
<v Speaker 2>written all over them. Yes, so yeah, moving on to

0:28:15.000 --> 0:28:17.840
<v Speaker 2>breakups and cheating. Now, quite a few we do. We

0:28:17.920 --> 0:28:21.120
<v Speaker 2>have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and then

0:28:21.160 --> 0:28:24.360
<v Speaker 2>we also have a court slash voice message slash cheating.

0:28:24.440 --> 0:28:25.840
<v Speaker 2>You know, we're multi dimensional.

0:28:26.200 --> 0:28:28.560
<v Speaker 3>Quite a few cents in this week. People love this segment.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Breakups and Cheating with Jammo and Dylan. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>here we go. We have I actually can't say the

0:28:35.400 --> 0:28:37.399
<v Speaker 2>names I forgot. I tell everyone that it's going to

0:28:37.440 --> 0:28:39.360
<v Speaker 2>be anonymous.

0:28:39.360 --> 0:28:42.120
<v Speaker 3>That's how they want to yep. All right, first one,

0:28:42.320 --> 0:28:45.960
<v Speaker 3>quite a long one, so strap in everyone. Basically, my

0:28:46.040 --> 0:28:48.160
<v Speaker 3>ex broke up with me in a hell sus way.

0:28:48.720 --> 0:28:51.600
<v Speaker 3>I just finished a twelve hour shift at work and

0:28:51.760 --> 0:28:53.960
<v Speaker 3>got a call from my best mate saying, bro, you

0:28:54.120 --> 0:29:00.920
<v Speaker 3>need what I don't know. This one's broken. Bro, Bro,

0:29:01.080 --> 0:29:03.400
<v Speaker 3>you need to meet and the other before going home.

0:29:05.040 --> 0:29:06.080
<v Speaker 2>I'll just see what I can do.

0:29:06.200 --> 0:29:08.960
<v Speaker 3>Bro, you need to me and the other before going home.

0:29:11.200 --> 0:29:13.160
<v Speaker 2>Basically, my ex broke up with me in a hell

0:29:13.240 --> 0:29:16.680
<v Speaker 2>sus way. I had just finished a twelve hour shift

0:29:16.680 --> 0:29:19.560
<v Speaker 2>at work and get a call from my best mate saying, Bro.

0:29:23.040 --> 0:29:26.280
<v Speaker 3>You need to come. You need to meet, You need

0:29:26.320 --> 0:29:33.040
<v Speaker 3>to get me and the other. Fuck this guy, man,

0:29:33.600 --> 0:29:37.560
<v Speaker 3>That one's crazy, that one's poorly. That's really bad, bro.

0:29:37.800 --> 0:29:40.000
<v Speaker 2>Write it. And then at the end he said, sorry,

0:29:40.040 --> 0:29:42.520
<v Speaker 2>if this was how long? How about you couldn't even

0:29:42.560 --> 0:29:43.920
<v Speaker 2>get through your secondary.

0:29:43.560 --> 0:29:46.960
<v Speaker 3>That one's really fucking bad. Like, I can't even put

0:29:47.000 --> 0:29:51.680
<v Speaker 3>together the puzzle of trying to make the story fit.

0:29:52.760 --> 0:29:54.600
<v Speaker 2>Fix your grammar, car, I even.

0:29:54.480 --> 0:29:56.240
<v Speaker 3>Had to throw in twelve hour for the shift. You

0:29:56.240 --> 0:30:00.240
<v Speaker 3>didn't even write that, stupid god.

0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:03.640
<v Speaker 2>All right, first one good a lads. Another week another

0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:06.960
<v Speaker 2>submission and you're smashing it as per usual. Thanks mate.

0:30:07.200 --> 0:30:09.200
<v Speaker 2>I have something I'd like your opinion on, so let

0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:12.440
<v Speaker 2>me digress for some context. I have a rather large

0:30:12.440 --> 0:30:16.320
<v Speaker 2>social group in my hometown, oh friends, yeah, look at him,

0:30:17.040 --> 0:30:20.000
<v Speaker 2>of which has smaller groups within it. Yes, massive groups,

0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:22.600
<v Speaker 2>smaller groups within it fair enough. Some of us went

0:30:22.600 --> 0:30:24.640
<v Speaker 2>to school together, some of us met at college, and

0:30:24.680 --> 0:30:27.600
<v Speaker 2>there are a few one off people, those of whom

0:30:27.600 --> 0:30:29.400
<v Speaker 2>none of us were really friends with at school, but

0:30:29.440 --> 0:30:30.800
<v Speaker 2>they've just become a part of the group.

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<v Speaker 3>Rambo.

0:30:32.160 --> 0:30:34.440
<v Speaker 2>There's one individual who I'd call the one off. He

0:30:34.520 --> 0:30:37.480
<v Speaker 2>went to a different school to us. Although it's a

0:30:37.520 --> 0:30:40.600
<v Speaker 2>small town, we all knew him. He was in a

0:30:40.600 --> 0:30:43.360
<v Speaker 2>different social group at school for a lot of people

0:30:43.360 --> 0:30:45.920
<v Speaker 2>in the current social group. He's tier two out of three,

0:30:46.400 --> 0:30:48.680
<v Speaker 2>so he's that middle of the range, mid range. But

0:30:48.720 --> 0:30:51.520
<v Speaker 2>they come in handy that mid range, that pull up

0:30:51.520 --> 0:30:53.640
<v Speaker 2>and hit that too. Yeah, bro, nothing wrong with a

0:30:53.680 --> 0:30:56.880
<v Speaker 2>midrange friend. Whenever he doesn't get invited to something, he

0:30:57.000 --> 0:31:00.440
<v Speaker 2>whinds about it and makes a big deal that. Some

0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:04.000
<v Speaker 2>examples example a me and a handful of school friends

0:31:04.000 --> 0:31:06.320
<v Speaker 2>all hang out together with our girlfriends. This has been

0:31:06.360 --> 0:31:09.360
<v Speaker 2>going on for years. We've done holidays together, meals out,

0:31:09.560 --> 0:31:13.160
<v Speaker 2>and even a secret Santa so it's quite clearly its

0:31:13.160 --> 0:31:16.000
<v Speaker 2>own little clique. In the summer, I won a free

0:31:16.120 --> 0:31:19.360
<v Speaker 2>VIP party at a mini golf bar, so I invited

0:31:19.440 --> 0:31:22.600
<v Speaker 2>said group. How Good's that? Very good? It was also

0:31:22.720 --> 0:31:26.200
<v Speaker 2>limited to X amount of people inviting. This one off

0:31:26.240 --> 0:31:29.160
<v Speaker 2>we'll call him Bob, would have exceeded that amount. Yep.

0:31:29.400 --> 0:31:31.959
<v Speaker 2>In addition, none of the girls really know Bob and

0:31:32.160 --> 0:31:36.320
<v Speaker 2>or like him very much, so he's got X amount

0:31:36.320 --> 0:31:38.360
<v Speaker 2>of people are allowed to go. He's already got this

0:31:38.440 --> 0:31:39.920
<v Speaker 2>cliq that have gone for years.

0:31:39.720 --> 0:31:42.440
<v Speaker 3>And the girlfriends yep, Tier two. See if he was

0:31:42.440 --> 0:31:44.760
<v Speaker 3>a well liked Tier two, Yeah, I feel like you'd

0:31:44.800 --> 0:31:46.640
<v Speaker 3>be there all the time because you like that point

0:31:46.640 --> 0:31:48.800
<v Speaker 3>of difference in the group sometimes for sure.

0:31:49.400 --> 0:31:51.400
<v Speaker 2>When it came up and when it came up in

0:31:51.480 --> 0:31:54.000
<v Speaker 2>conversation that me and my mates were doing this, he

0:31:54.120 --> 0:31:57.560
<v Speaker 2>asked what our plans were that weekend. He responded bluntly

0:31:57.600 --> 0:32:00.880
<v Speaker 2>with oh, and then became absent in the group chat.

0:32:01.160 --> 0:32:04.040
<v Speaker 2>Later on on PlayStation, he was talking to another lad

0:32:04.080 --> 0:32:06.640
<v Speaker 2>and was moaning that he wasn't invited, saying, I guess

0:32:06.680 --> 0:32:11.080
<v Speaker 2>I'll go fuck myself then. Example, b My missus recently

0:32:11.120 --> 0:32:15.400
<v Speaker 2>graduated and hosted a graduation party. She's only met Bob once,

0:32:15.600 --> 0:32:17.959
<v Speaker 2>so she felt like she didn't really want to invite him.

0:32:18.040 --> 0:32:18.520
<v Speaker 3>That's fair.

0:32:18.640 --> 0:32:21.120
<v Speaker 2>She invited the group of guys and girls from above,

0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:24.320
<v Speaker 2>plus one more of my friends. When Bob found out,

0:32:24.360 --> 0:32:26.520
<v Speaker 2>he was asking my other mate the same as the

0:32:26.520 --> 0:32:29.320
<v Speaker 2>one before, why he wasn't invited and thought that he

0:32:29.400 --> 0:32:33.240
<v Speaker 2>definitely should have. Not looking good for Bob example C

0:32:33.320 --> 0:32:35.160
<v Speaker 2>and D a few of the Okay, I think we

0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:35.720
<v Speaker 2>get the point.

0:32:35.800 --> 0:32:37.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Bob just gets left out.

0:32:37.440 --> 0:32:40.440
<v Speaker 2>Bob always gets left out. It was pure coincidence, but

0:32:40.600 --> 0:32:43.280
<v Speaker 2>very awkward, and then he asked why we didn't invite him.

0:32:43.320 --> 0:32:46.920
<v Speaker 2>All in all, he's frustrating and annoying. He's been invited

0:32:46.960 --> 0:32:49.040
<v Speaker 2>to lots in the past, but he's not helping his

0:32:49.080 --> 0:32:52.120
<v Speaker 2>odds here. Bob not to be invited to the next

0:32:52.120 --> 0:32:55.280
<v Speaker 2>function is paying three to one. I have sympathy for him,

0:32:55.320 --> 0:32:58.320
<v Speaker 2>as it's clear he has some anxiety and worries about

0:32:58.360 --> 0:33:01.120
<v Speaker 2>being liked, but it's also fucking annoying and he needs

0:33:01.160 --> 0:33:03.960
<v Speaker 2>to stop being a baby. Keep smashing it. Sorry, it's

0:33:03.960 --> 0:33:05.680
<v Speaker 2>a long one, but I'm sure you'd give a funny

0:33:05.680 --> 0:33:07.560
<v Speaker 2>insight into this. Take it easy.

0:33:08.000 --> 0:33:11.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, look, I understand why Bob feels that way, but look,

0:33:11.120 --> 0:33:13.719
<v Speaker 3>if you're not invited, you're not invited, mate. It's just

0:33:13.760 --> 0:33:14.360
<v Speaker 3>the way it is.

0:33:14.480 --> 0:33:18.320
<v Speaker 2>Unfortunately, definitely, and at the end of the day he

0:33:18.360 --> 0:33:21.120
<v Speaker 2>came in late and look, the group does have to

0:33:21.160 --> 0:33:24.120
<v Speaker 2>be somewhat inviting if he is actually a part of

0:33:24.160 --> 0:33:26.320
<v Speaker 2>the group. But if he's you know, a middle of

0:33:26.320 --> 0:33:27.840
<v Speaker 2>the range mate.

0:33:27.600 --> 0:33:29.320
<v Speaker 3>And it seems like he's friends with some in the

0:33:29.320 --> 0:33:30.719
<v Speaker 3>group more than the others.

0:33:30.800 --> 0:33:33.720
<v Speaker 2>Like, if you're a middle of the range mate, you're

0:33:33.760 --> 0:33:36.440
<v Speaker 2>going to get invited to middle of the range events. Yeah,

0:33:36.600 --> 0:33:40.600
<v Speaker 2>not these events, not the premium events with the girlfriends

0:33:40.640 --> 0:33:43.280
<v Speaker 2>and the travel and the international And he.

0:33:43.240 --> 0:33:45.320
<v Speaker 3>Can't expect that. And if he wants to be a

0:33:45.320 --> 0:33:47.880
<v Speaker 3>part of that, he needs to make better impressions. He

0:33:47.920 --> 0:33:51.000
<v Speaker 3>obviously hasn't made any ground with the girlfriend. He hasn't

0:33:51.280 --> 0:33:54.080
<v Speaker 3>you know, people don't go, oh, invite him like he's quality.

0:33:54.200 --> 0:33:56.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. If there's multiple people that don't like you and

0:33:56.680 --> 0:33:59.320
<v Speaker 2>they have a valid reason, yeah, and don't be expected

0:33:59.320 --> 0:33:59.960
<v Speaker 2>to be invited.

0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:05.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, unfortunate for him, definitely. All right now, then fellers

0:34:05.240 --> 0:34:07.320
<v Speaker 3>love the Potty and got a cheating story for you

0:34:07.400 --> 0:34:10.760
<v Speaker 3>about a mate of mine in sixth form, ages sixteen

0:34:10.800 --> 0:34:12.800
<v Speaker 3>to eighteen. He was on and off with this girl

0:34:12.840 --> 0:34:15.239
<v Speaker 3>for a while, but they were clearly into each other

0:34:15.280 --> 0:34:18.600
<v Speaker 3>and eventually got more serious and they were together close

0:34:18.640 --> 0:34:20.960
<v Speaker 3>to a year at the end of school year, we

0:34:21.000 --> 0:34:22.799
<v Speaker 3>had our graduation and it was a bit of a

0:34:22.840 --> 0:34:24.880
<v Speaker 3>mess to get there and people were all over the

0:34:24.880 --> 0:34:28.480
<v Speaker 3>place trying to sort lifts and taxis. Ended up getting

0:34:28.480 --> 0:34:31.600
<v Speaker 3>a lift from his girlfriend. Takes us about fifteen minutes

0:34:31.600 --> 0:34:34.000
<v Speaker 3>to get to graduation. Me and the other lad walk

0:34:34.040 --> 0:34:38.240
<v Speaker 3>off to the graduation as he says bye to his girlfriend. Weirdly,

0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:40.600
<v Speaker 3>we noticed when she parked up she didn't drive off

0:34:40.640 --> 0:34:42.920
<v Speaker 3>for a good couple of mins, but thought maybe she

0:34:43.000 --> 0:34:44.200
<v Speaker 3>was just texting someone.

0:34:44.360 --> 0:34:46.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like to do that when I leave someone's house.

0:34:46.640 --> 0:34:48.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm sitting there for five minutes and I'll I'm not

0:34:48.800 --> 0:34:50.640
<v Speaker 2>sure everything sorted before I leave.

0:34:51.800 --> 0:34:53.840
<v Speaker 3>Later on that night, my mate comes up to me

0:34:53.880 --> 0:34:57.359
<v Speaker 3>and turns out she'd gone straight to her exes and

0:34:57.440 --> 0:35:00.000
<v Speaker 3>he found out by her not replying and she left

0:35:00.120 --> 0:35:03.879
<v Speaker 3>her snap maps on filthy. He broke up instantly over

0:35:04.000 --> 0:35:06.359
<v Speaker 3>text and not sure if he's spoken to her ever since.

0:35:06.400 --> 0:35:10.239
<v Speaker 3>And that was in twenty eighteen. Crazy dropping him off

0:35:10.280 --> 0:35:12.600
<v Speaker 3>a graduation then going to get the old oo.

0:35:13.480 --> 0:35:18.400
<v Speaker 2>That is crazy. Ooh yo got a cheating story for

0:35:18.520 --> 0:35:21.120
<v Speaker 2>you don't know if it's that crazy, but it still

0:35:21.160 --> 0:35:24.120
<v Speaker 2>gave me some trauma. So back in high school in

0:35:24.120 --> 0:35:27.440
<v Speaker 2>the year ten, I got into my first long termish relationship.

0:35:27.800 --> 0:35:29.920
<v Speaker 2>All was well until I started to notice that she

0:35:29.960 --> 0:35:33.280
<v Speaker 2>would hang around the year elevens and twelves, the big dogs.

0:35:33.880 --> 0:35:35.600
<v Speaker 3>They are the big dogs in your year ten.

0:35:36.080 --> 0:35:38.560
<v Speaker 2>You were year ten looking up to them like, Oh, fuck,

0:35:38.600 --> 0:35:40.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't like you. I get scared.

0:35:40.920 --> 0:35:42.279
<v Speaker 3>He probably fucking hates them.

0:35:42.280 --> 0:35:45.399
<v Speaker 2>Bro. I didn't really think of any I didn't really

0:35:45.440 --> 0:35:47.839
<v Speaker 2>think anything of it at first, but then she all

0:35:47.840 --> 0:35:50.439
<v Speaker 2>of a sudden has this boy best friend, let's call

0:35:50.480 --> 0:35:54.759
<v Speaker 2>him Scottie. Apparently she's had this boy best friend the

0:35:54.800 --> 0:35:58.000
<v Speaker 2>whole time. This is definitely a fresh boy best friend,

0:35:58.000 --> 0:36:01.480
<v Speaker 2>isn't it. Yeah, this is a two week At this point,

0:36:01.520 --> 0:36:04.320
<v Speaker 2>she's a bit distant at school and even on the messages.

0:36:05.040 --> 0:36:07.360
<v Speaker 2>Then one night I was up at around two am

0:36:07.520 --> 0:36:10.200
<v Speaker 2>and for some reason I had a random gut feeling

0:36:10.239 --> 0:36:14.319
<v Speaker 2>to check her snap maps. No, my heart sinks to

0:36:14.400 --> 0:36:17.280
<v Speaker 2>the floor. One other bloke from school is at her house.

0:36:17.360 --> 0:36:21.400
<v Speaker 2>Let's name him Caleb. My heart started pounding. At this point,

0:36:21.480 --> 0:36:24.240
<v Speaker 2>my fingers went crazy. On the typing I was messaging

0:36:24.320 --> 0:36:28.799
<v Speaker 2>both her and Caleb. First question was my ex why

0:36:28.880 --> 0:36:31.279
<v Speaker 2>is he there? Why is he there then pretty much

0:36:31.320 --> 0:36:33.680
<v Speaker 2>I was begging Caleb to not do anything. And then

0:36:33.840 --> 0:36:36.560
<v Speaker 2>in brackets bitch move from me like he knows that

0:36:36.680 --> 0:36:40.720
<v Speaker 2>please don't, please don't. Anyways, after all that, I found

0:36:40.760 --> 0:36:43.920
<v Speaker 2>out that they did hook up, which was crazy because

0:36:44.000 --> 0:36:46.879
<v Speaker 2>Caleb had a kid on the way with someone else

0:36:46.960 --> 0:36:50.600
<v Speaker 2>in our school. Caleb's a year twelve. He's like, you know,

0:36:50.600 --> 0:36:52.080
<v Speaker 2>I've got a kid in the way. I'm seventeen. I

0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:52.560
<v Speaker 2>don't care.

0:36:53.040 --> 0:36:55.360
<v Speaker 3>Wow, this guy's a dog bro.

0:36:55.920 --> 0:36:58.439
<v Speaker 2>Or just quietly viat Coley's coming out to bat two

0:36:58.440 --> 0:37:01.880
<v Speaker 2>wickets down, get at. I love how he said like

0:37:02.000 --> 0:37:04.399
<v Speaker 2>he was begging Caleb not to do anything. And then in.

0:37:04.440 --> 0:37:06.520
<v Speaker 3>Bracket's Bitch movie, yeah, at least he knows in.

0:37:06.560 --> 0:37:09.160
<v Speaker 2>Hindsight, because you do some crazy things when you're young. Back,

0:37:09.920 --> 0:37:12.600
<v Speaker 2>I've got some stories. I'll tell you that. I found

0:37:12.640 --> 0:37:15.840
<v Speaker 2>out that they did hook up, which was crazy. Yep. Anyways,

0:37:15.880 --> 0:37:18.560
<v Speaker 2>my ex didn't show up to school for around a month,

0:37:18.680 --> 0:37:21.399
<v Speaker 2>which was odd. Then out of nowhere, I noticed she'd

0:37:21.440 --> 0:37:24.480
<v Speaker 2>come back here and there. Later I found out that

0:37:24.520 --> 0:37:27.839
<v Speaker 2>she got pregnant and the baby daddy was the boy

0:37:27.960 --> 0:37:31.200
<v Speaker 2>best friend. Safe to say, I dodged a bullet, so

0:37:31.680 --> 0:37:39.920
<v Speaker 2>the boy best friend is Scottie. She hooked up with Scott,

0:37:39.920 --> 0:37:43.840
<v Speaker 2>her with kayleb oh no, oh wow. But then she

0:37:43.960 --> 0:37:45.880
<v Speaker 2>had the baby with Scottie.

0:37:47.120 --> 0:37:48.759
<v Speaker 3>This school's crazy. Where did they go?

0:37:48.880 --> 0:37:51.200
<v Speaker 2>Bro? I don't know. This is what this bloke looks like.

0:37:51.280 --> 0:37:52.960
<v Speaker 2>Now he's the one that got done dirty.

0:37:53.040 --> 0:37:53.920
<v Speaker 3>Ah, poor fella.

0:37:54.280 --> 0:37:55.359
<v Speaker 2>He looks good now, it's good.

0:37:55.400 --> 0:37:56.759
<v Speaker 3>Now he's doing all right. Bro.

0:37:57.200 --> 0:38:02.000
<v Speaker 2>I reckon he's slaying that slaying that ting. But yeah,

0:38:02.120 --> 0:38:04.680
<v Speaker 2>I find it crazy that so he had the gut

0:38:04.680 --> 0:38:06.799
<v Speaker 2>feeling he knew that something was wrong. He went and

0:38:06.880 --> 0:38:09.520
<v Speaker 2>checked and he was right. But then it's also the

0:38:09.560 --> 0:38:12.760
<v Speaker 2>fact that it wasn't even Scotty that was at her house.

0:38:12.920 --> 0:38:16.600
<v Speaker 2>It was Caleb. Yep, Caleb's done her in. Then he

0:38:16.680 --> 0:38:19.880
<v Speaker 2>finds out a month later that she's pressure had been

0:38:20.239 --> 0:38:21.400
<v Speaker 2>Scotty's kid.

0:38:21.920 --> 0:38:24.560
<v Speaker 3>You never had a chance, brother, never much chance.

0:38:24.920 --> 0:38:26.880
<v Speaker 2>And crazy that Caleb had a kid on the way too.

0:38:27.040 --> 0:38:30.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this school was crazy. Usually that's rare. Maybe it's

0:38:30.400 --> 0:38:32.879
<v Speaker 3>not as rare in that's other place.

0:38:33.000 --> 0:38:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Unreal. In the cricket, this guy just got out for

0:38:35.239 --> 0:38:39.640
<v Speaker 2>a twenty three ball duck, twenty three balls to get

0:38:39.640 --> 0:38:41.320
<v Speaker 2>a run, and you got nada.

0:38:41.560 --> 0:38:44.560
<v Speaker 3>Might as well get out in the first one. Hey, lads,

0:38:44.560 --> 0:38:47.520
<v Speaker 3>loved the potty was dating this sheeler and everything was

0:38:47.560 --> 0:38:51.320
<v Speaker 3>going well. When she updated her relationship status on Facebook.

0:38:51.400 --> 0:38:54.160
<v Speaker 3>I didn't think much of it. I checked it had

0:38:54.200 --> 0:38:57.640
<v Speaker 3>been updated to in a relationship with another blow. Never

0:38:57.719 --> 0:39:00.360
<v Speaker 3>been so confused in my life.

0:39:00.480 --> 0:39:02.359
<v Speaker 2>He thinks he's with this girl, you know, he's been

0:39:02.400 --> 0:39:04.440
<v Speaker 2>there for a few weeks, but having fun, and then

0:39:04.440 --> 0:39:07.680
<v Speaker 2>he goes and checks Facebook status update from his girlfriend

0:39:07.920 --> 0:39:09.319
<v Speaker 2>in a relationship.

0:39:08.719 --> 0:39:12.839
<v Speaker 3>In relationship with Todd, He's gone what see that one

0:39:13.640 --> 0:39:16.239
<v Speaker 3>feels harmless just because the way he wrote it. He's

0:39:16.280 --> 0:39:17.359
<v Speaker 3>just gone off, all right?

0:39:17.520 --> 0:39:19.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he warned and moved on.

0:39:20.000 --> 0:39:20.839
<v Speaker 3>Nah, I like it.

0:39:21.320 --> 0:39:24.000
<v Speaker 2>I know a couple who separated because the husband was

0:39:24.040 --> 0:39:26.880
<v Speaker 2>having an affair with the colleague, who then told the

0:39:26.960 --> 0:39:30.839
<v Speaker 2>wife when she found out he was married. Oh so

0:39:30.920 --> 0:39:33.160
<v Speaker 2>she How did she not know that he was married?

0:39:33.760 --> 0:39:38.080
<v Speaker 2>That slip his ring to work, or maybe maybe he

0:39:38.320 --> 0:39:41.200
<v Speaker 2>was like, look, we've got to end it now, and

0:39:41.239 --> 0:39:43.680
<v Speaker 2>then she's off. I'm gonna tell her.

0:39:43.760 --> 0:39:49.640
<v Speaker 3>Then I'm going to tell her her my ridiculous breakup.

0:39:49.680 --> 0:39:52.560
<v Speaker 3>Please keep anonymous. I was with the girl for a

0:39:52.560 --> 0:39:54.960
<v Speaker 3>good two years, but the reason we broke up was

0:39:55.000 --> 0:39:58.920
<v Speaker 3>because her mum moved back overseas where they originally from, allegedly,

0:39:59.440 --> 0:40:01.480
<v Speaker 3>and she told she has to go with her and

0:40:01.600 --> 0:40:04.799
<v Speaker 3>she has no other family in Perth. I instantly knew

0:40:04.800 --> 0:40:06.760
<v Speaker 3>there was nothing I could do about it and agreed,

0:40:07.080 --> 0:40:09.640
<v Speaker 3>as hard as it was. A couple months later I

0:40:09.680 --> 0:40:12.000
<v Speaker 3>found out she lied and was never moving back and

0:40:12.040 --> 0:40:13.759
<v Speaker 3>it was just an excuse to break up with me

0:40:14.200 --> 0:40:16.319
<v Speaker 3>and then to start dating another guy who had been

0:40:16.360 --> 0:40:19.279
<v Speaker 3>the close friend. Don't worry about him, we always hear

0:40:19.280 --> 0:40:20.719
<v Speaker 3>about that. An absolute tragedy.

0:40:21.280 --> 0:40:26.040
<v Speaker 2>Crazy, the close friend, my best friend.

0:40:25.800 --> 0:40:30.280
<v Speaker 3>The close friend. We've known each other since we were kids.

0:40:30.320 --> 0:40:33.759
<v Speaker 2>He's just waiting in the wings, and we're going to

0:40:33.840 --> 0:40:37.960
<v Speaker 2>end up with this last court case slash voice message?

0:40:38.840 --> 0:40:40.760
<v Speaker 2>What do we put it in? What should we do?

0:40:40.760 --> 0:40:43.520
<v Speaker 2>Do we remember which one? I think? Confession?

0:40:44.480 --> 0:40:44.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:40:44.719 --> 0:40:45.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:40:45.200 --> 0:40:46.240
<v Speaker 2>Should we do VM?

0:40:46.360 --> 0:40:49.960
<v Speaker 3>Voice VM or court I haven't even listened to it,

0:40:50.000 --> 0:40:53.280
<v Speaker 3>so I'm not sure. Okay, okay, I have called.

0:40:53.120 --> 0:40:59.640
<v Speaker 2>To it, and it's probably a court VM both.

0:41:00.040 --> 0:41:02.080
<v Speaker 3>You know both crazy, we've never done it.

0:41:02.080 --> 0:41:03.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm pressing both at the same time.

0:41:03.440 --> 0:41:09.239
<v Speaker 1>All right, now, time to have your story and your

0:41:09.320 --> 0:41:12.960
<v Speaker 1>questions and cases are real featured the boys.

0:41:13.239 --> 0:41:18.840
<v Speaker 2>This is that must have sounded absolutely.

0:41:18.280 --> 0:41:20.160
<v Speaker 3>We have no idea how that sounded, but.

0:41:20.600 --> 0:41:23.480
<v Speaker 2>Just both of them overlapped. That would sound horrible. And

0:41:23.520 --> 0:41:27.120
<v Speaker 2>I love it. I just love how impromptu. We're creators

0:41:27.320 --> 0:41:28.360
<v Speaker 2>and that's creative.

0:41:28.520 --> 0:41:29.600
<v Speaker 3>Maybe you do sound elite.

0:41:30.760 --> 0:41:32.480
<v Speaker 2>I want to listen to it back. We're nearly done anyway,

0:41:32.520 --> 0:41:34.200
<v Speaker 2>this is the last thing for the show today. And

0:41:34.200 --> 0:41:35.920
<v Speaker 2>then we've got a ripper who's punching that we're going

0:41:36.000 --> 0:41:39.760
<v Speaker 2>to smash through before we go, and Golfer play like Tiger.

0:41:40.320 --> 0:41:43.160
<v Speaker 2>All right, a little bit of a longer voice message.

0:41:43.840 --> 0:41:45.320
<v Speaker 2>Do we run it on a one point five?

0:41:45.880 --> 0:41:46.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:41:46.280 --> 0:41:49.160
<v Speaker 4>All right, hey boys, here's one for the cheating scandals.

0:41:49.200 --> 0:41:50.680
<v Speaker 4>And it might have to go to the court room

0:41:50.680 --> 0:41:52.160
<v Speaker 4>because I still don't know whether I'm guilty or not

0:41:52.160 --> 0:41:54.400
<v Speaker 4>for not saying anything to the other girl. But basically,

0:41:54.560 --> 0:41:56.120
<v Speaker 4>I was shouting to this guy on tonight and then

0:41:56.280 --> 0:41:57.880
<v Speaker 4>we moved it over to like just text and stuff

0:41:57.880 --> 0:41:59.200
<v Speaker 4>and whatnot, and then helps me out on a date

0:41:59.239 --> 0:42:01.080
<v Speaker 4>and I was like, yes, sure to go. Anyway, fast

0:42:01.080 --> 0:42:02.759
<v Speaker 4>forward to the date night, he just completely and I

0:42:02.760 --> 0:42:03.839
<v Speaker 4>goes to me and I was like, hal, when's were

0:42:03.800 --> 0:42:05.920
<v Speaker 4>getting ready, so I was like, okay, maybe I'll just stop. Anyway,

0:42:06.160 --> 0:42:08.160
<v Speaker 4>he texted back like the next day and was like,

0:42:08.200 --> 0:42:09.640
<v Speaker 4>I'm so sorry, like I got so busy this, that

0:42:09.680 --> 0:42:10.759
<v Speaker 4>and the other, and I'm like, look, it's fine, it

0:42:10.800 --> 0:42:13.680
<v Speaker 4>happens whatever. He rescheduled another day, and then I didn't

0:42:13.680 --> 0:42:15.279
<v Speaker 4>bother getting ready for that date until I knew that

0:42:15.280 --> 0:42:18.200
<v Speaker 4>he was like one hundred percent down. Anyway, that night

0:42:18.239 --> 0:42:20.200
<v Speaker 4>he ghosted me again, comes back saying because I send

0:42:20.239 --> 0:42:21.640
<v Speaker 4>him a message, and I was like, if you're not interested,

0:42:21.680 --> 0:42:22.560
<v Speaker 4>like I get it, but just like let me know

0:42:22.600 --> 0:42:25.040
<v Speaker 4>so you don't waste my time. He'd come back saying, sorry,

0:42:25.080 --> 0:42:27.839
<v Speaker 4>my sisters just tried to off herself, like kill herself.

0:42:27.840 --> 0:42:29.399
<v Speaker 4>And I was like, what the fuck? Anyway, I don't

0:42:29.400 --> 0:42:31.560
<v Speaker 4>know if I can say that, but yeah, anyway, I

0:42:31.600 --> 0:42:32.799
<v Speaker 4>was just like, oh my god, like I'm so sorry.

0:42:32.840 --> 0:42:34.120
<v Speaker 4>Are you okay this, that and the other. He's like, yeah,

0:42:34.120 --> 0:42:35.200
<v Speaker 4>I just need like a little bit of space, and

0:42:35.200 --> 0:42:36.719
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, look, I get it. He tried to then

0:42:36.719 --> 0:42:38.040
<v Speaker 4>plan a third date, and I was like, look, I

0:42:38.040 --> 0:42:40.000
<v Speaker 4>think you need to be by yourself for a little bit,

0:42:40.000 --> 0:42:42.120
<v Speaker 4>like I don't know. The next week, he posted that

0:42:42.160 --> 0:42:44.600
<v Speaker 4>he is engaged to this chick. Turns out that chick

0:42:44.600 --> 0:42:46.239
<v Speaker 4>and I have a mutual friend, So I don't know

0:42:46.239 --> 0:42:48.600
<v Speaker 4>whether I should have told her or not that he

0:42:48.680 --> 0:42:51.279
<v Speaker 4>was also like speaking to me at the same time,

0:42:51.280 --> 0:42:53.480
<v Speaker 4>and I never said anything. But they never ended up

0:42:53.480 --> 0:42:55.040
<v Speaker 4>getting married, because assume if there was me, there was

0:42:55.080 --> 0:42:56.080
<v Speaker 4>one hundred other girls as well.

0:42:56.120 --> 0:43:01.080
<v Speaker 3>But like, what the fuck? Wow, that is a crazy story.

0:43:01.120 --> 0:43:02.759
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know where that was going to go, and

0:43:02.800 --> 0:43:03.799
<v Speaker 3>I didn't expect it to go.

0:43:03.840 --> 0:43:08.560
<v Speaker 2>There A lot to unpack, Wow, a lot to unpack.

0:43:09.360 --> 0:43:13.520
<v Speaker 2>Very interesting. So man was engaged while talking to you,

0:43:13.640 --> 0:43:15.719
<v Speaker 2>using suicidal sister.

0:43:15.760 --> 0:43:16.520
<v Speaker 3>As an excuse.

0:43:17.360 --> 0:43:19.960
<v Speaker 2>Out of the days, three dates nearly got lined up.

0:43:20.120 --> 0:43:23.759
<v Speaker 2>Now he's engaged, and the engagement is off. Fair enough,

0:43:23.840 --> 0:43:25.960
<v Speaker 2>is off? I think that's a good choice. And you're

0:43:26.000 --> 0:43:27.960
<v Speaker 2>probably right there probably was a lot of other girls.

0:43:28.960 --> 0:43:31.440
<v Speaker 2>At least you're aware. Yep, at least you're aware, and

0:43:31.480 --> 0:43:33.400
<v Speaker 2>you dodged a bullet because imagine if you went on

0:43:33.440 --> 0:43:36.680
<v Speaker 2>those dates and he'd probably just try and engage you

0:43:36.719 --> 0:43:41.880
<v Speaker 2>and run up to imagine that double lives bro crazy insane.

0:43:42.280 --> 0:43:45.160
<v Speaker 2>All right, guys, much love. We hope you enjoyed today's episode.

0:43:45.719 --> 0:43:48.160
<v Speaker 2>Let's have a think of what we can do next week. Well,

0:43:48.239 --> 0:43:51.000
<v Speaker 2>we'll do different to the breakups and cheating, but I

0:43:51.040 --> 0:43:54.160
<v Speaker 2>still want to stay in that realmane in that lane

0:43:54.160 --> 0:43:58.840
<v Speaker 2>for another few weeks. Much love, guys, have a lovely week,

0:43:59.000 --> 0:44:01.640
<v Speaker 2>and we'll see you for two five four.

0:44:02.560 --> 0:44:04.560
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