Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, welcome to Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Welcome to it.
Speaker 2: I've had the most gorgeous morning. I've got a podcast
Speaker 2: called The Christy Cast, and I caught up with the
Speaker 2: great Dylan Lewis. What a joyous creature, and he's just
Speaker 2: turned my life around. Something. That's all you take. That's
Speaker 2: all it takes, is just being in the orbit of
Speaker 2: somebody positive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a vibe that man. Ah. I remember at
Speaker 3: the age of nineteen, when I first started at Nover,
Speaker 3: I'd see him at five point thirty every morning in
Speaker 3: the kitchen. He'd make a coffee together and you'd have
Speaker 3: some fun, quirky fact for me.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's changing your life one comment at a time,
Speaker 2: and that's exactly what we aim to do here at
Speaker 2: The Christy Swan Show. We've got a great show for you.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have some fights. There's going to be some fights.
Speaker 3: Oh I love that.
Speaker 2: But I have the best to do list Tuesday that
Speaker 2: I've ever had. You are going to have zero relatability
Speaker 2: to this one. Jack, when say the best the worst?
Speaker 3: Okay, I was expecting that what is good is a
Speaker 3: two hundred dollars Westfield gift card and that he's in
Speaker 3: the bum bag and Chrissy's queasy the.
Speaker 4: Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: You're listening to The Chrissy Swan Show on Nova. You know,
Speaker 2: when I hear that song where he goes whoa whoa, whoa,
Speaker 2: whoa whoa, I want to like play it on repeat
Speaker 2: when I'm trying to get to sleep. It's like it's
Speaker 2: like those you know sound bowls.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's like your version of the car map.
Speaker 2: Whoa whoa Tuesday? Oh yeah, this is where we open
Speaker 2: up our diaries and we compare the urgent things that
Speaker 2: we must achieve within the next twenty four hours, because
Speaker 2: nothing illustrates the great golf between life responsibilities and consequences
Speaker 2: of life choices. Yes, they're our to do lists agreed today.
Speaker 2: Number one sprout wheat berries. Yes, you heard, sprout wheat berries.
Speaker 2: I'm back on the soured over wagon.
Speaker 3: Baby, sprout wheatberries. What does that mean?
Speaker 2: So when my just before my sour dough journey started,
Speaker 2: which has lapsed, have you noticed I haven't been activating him? Yes, right,
Speaker 2: all sad news for you. I've been feeding that baby.
Speaker 2: I've been feeding it anyway before that, I was an
Speaker 2: Ezekiel bread. Girl, if you heard of Ezekiel bread, it's
Speaker 2: where you hand meal your own pulses and wheat from scratch.
Speaker 2: I bought a meal to do it, to make my
Speaker 2: own flour.
Speaker 3: And what's a meal?
Speaker 2: It's what it's what like the hard wheat goes through
Speaker 2: to make the flour. Okay, Anyway, I did that once
Speaker 2: and I thought, oh my god, no, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I was barred in a packet. But what remained was
Speaker 2: a selection of wheatberries, which are the little husks of
Speaker 2: wheat fresh dingleberries. Correct. So then I went, I've got
Speaker 2: to get this sourdough happening again. I'm going to mill
Speaker 2: my own flower, but first I'm going to sprout it,
Speaker 2: because that's better for you.
Speaker 3: Why don't you just go to Baker's Delight like everybody else.
Speaker 2: I wish I knew, Jack, I wish I knew. Okay,
Speaker 2: but I'm sprouting wheatberries, which I will then dehydrate and
Speaker 2: then I will I will then put them through the
Speaker 2: mill and make my own flower. Because my life is
Speaker 2: not hard enough.
Speaker 3: Why are you creating more work for you?
Speaker 2: I'm insane.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Next, this is hot, Okay, this is some hot girl stuff.
Speaker 2: Swap author, Do we have some sexy music? I'm sure
Speaker 2: this is This is some hot stuff.
Speaker 3: I reckon already hear where you're going. My mouse has broken?
Speaker 2: This is okay, Well we'll just go oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: no take that back, no returns.
Speaker 3: You should have dumped that.
Speaker 2: What about this? I'll just put on a sexy voice,
Speaker 2: even though I don't know.
Speaker 3: What they're ok.
Speaker 2: Swap orthotics out of old Hawkers into new howkers. Wow,
Speaker 2: because look, oh I love that color of new Howker.
Speaker 3: But a shade of gray.
Speaker 2: Correct my yellow ones that I bought for my hot
Speaker 2: lady euro thing. I've got to swap them. I need
Speaker 2: fresh enough, Okay, but my authotics are in them. Okay,
Speaker 2: so I've got to swap the authotics out right. That's
Speaker 2: somewhere to do. Listen and last but not La says.
Speaker 2: I was leaving the house today. I looked at the
Speaker 2: carpet my camart rug.
Speaker 1: Well, what is that?
Speaker 2: If someone spilled a hot chocolate on their No, the
Speaker 2: dog Murphy has wiped his own hooey bum on the rug.
Speaker 3: Oh, he needs to be rehomed.
Speaker 2: Generally, I would, and I have done this before I
Speaker 2: rolled it up and put it on the hard rubbish collection,
Speaker 2: immediately put the dog in it. That was that was
Speaker 2: when there was a whole poopoo on it. But there's
Speaker 2: just a smudge. So that is on my to do
Speaker 2: list tonight is try and spray something out of it.
Speaker 3: That's a bing job, is it.
Speaker 2: It's only a smear though.
Speaker 3: Keep a rug though, all right. I've got three really
Speaker 3: quick ones for you. Go to cars to buy pants
Speaker 3: for Saturday night. I love cost Shane. They've got a
Speaker 3: really great pair of black pants.
Speaker 2: It's the elevated label from H and M. That's it,
Speaker 2: very nice. I've got a birthday shirt from there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the lovely one likes very you. I could like
Speaker 3: I think most things can cause like it's almost like
Speaker 3: a modern Gorman Like I really like their stuff.
Speaker 2: I like it too, and often on sale, yes, which
Speaker 2: we love.
Speaker 3: Sort out Hens and Bucks on jan eleven. I've got
Speaker 3: a Hens and a Bux. I need to work out
Speaker 3: what I'm doing with that.
Speaker 2: Oh who's going to win?
Speaker 3: I generally not. I don't know if I can say this.
Speaker 3: I generally start with the Hens and finish with the
Speaker 3: Bucks because the boys get a bit rowdier and are
Speaker 3: a bit more fun at night. So I'll start with
Speaker 3: the gals, finished with.
Speaker 2: The Hen's not for women.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's always a token gay.
Speaker 2: I know you, that token gay. How do you feel
Speaker 2: about that?
Speaker 3: Oh? I bring the vibe, man, I love you. And
Speaker 3: then nine am mon Fell Black Friday Sale. There's this
Speaker 3: brand that never gone sale and they're doing a Black
Speaker 3: Friday sale on Friday. And I've set a reminder to
Speaker 3: ensure I get some stuff.
Speaker 2: That we haven't heard of.
Speaker 3: Mom Fell Montfel, it's a Melbourne brand. I'll show you online.
Speaker 3: I'll get you a hoodie I.
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Speaker 4: The Chrissy One.
Speaker 2: So I've got some questions?
Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 2: Specifically? I've got one question because you know, I love
Speaker 2: to a futureproof my my finanswers, and I love the
Speaker 2: idea of a fully electric car because once you buy
Speaker 2: it it doesn't cast you anything. You never buy petrol again.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine just the electricity to charge it? Right?
Speaker 2: Which is cheap, way cheaper than.
Speaker 3: You're almost You're like halfway there.
Speaker 2: Right, exactly. The hybrid. H I've got a hybrid which
Speaker 2: is half electric and half petrol. But I have been
Speaker 2: looking recently at a fully electric car.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: But I had a question and I couldn't find an answer.
Speaker 2: And my question is this. If you do have an answer,
Speaker 2: I'm throwing it out to you. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: What happens if you're in your electric car. It's been
Speaker 2: charged in your garage. You plug it in like a
Speaker 2: vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fully charged.
Speaker 2: You hit the road. You want to drive somewhere. That's
Speaker 2: what we do in cars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, h.
Speaker 2: So you drive four hundred kilometers? How's your Google there?
Speaker 3: I haven't even had a diet or cogs is today.
Speaker 3: I don't know where that came from. The it's my
Speaker 3: beef stir for right?
Speaker 2: Oh yack. So you're driving, you're enjoying yourself, probably listening
Speaker 2: to Torture Poets Department or folk or depending on your mood,
Speaker 2: and then you hit the four hundred kilometer, Marc. You
Speaker 2: get normally four hundred kilometers out of a charge, right,
Speaker 2: So this road trip, just say you're driving from Sydney
Speaker 2: to Ula Root. Yes, you know that it's many many kilometers.
Speaker 2: You hit the four hundred kilometer mic sort of in
Speaker 2: the middle of nowhere, you pull over, go to a motel, whatever.
Speaker 2: How do you start your car in the morning when
Speaker 2: you want to continue your road trip because you've used
Speaker 2: your four hundred kilometers and you can't put petrol in it.
Speaker 3: Would you not plug it in at a motel or
Speaker 3: the motel you're staying at. How like with get a
Speaker 3: big cord and not known plug it through to the
Speaker 3: motel room.
Speaker 2: That seems not right.
Speaker 3: I feel like that that's what it's meant to be
Speaker 3: though it's meant to be as simple as that.
Speaker 2: But then what if the cord gets stuck in the
Speaker 2: door like they do? Not all doors are made to
Speaker 2: put a cord out.
Speaker 3: Of A murderer comes in overnight and kills you whilst
Speaker 3: you're charging your car.
Speaker 2: Can you see my question do? I was pondering it
Speaker 2: the other day and I park next to a Tesla
Speaker 2: in work, But I've never seen the owner of the Tesla.
Speaker 2: I'm like, someone's doing well anyway, it turns out that
Speaker 2: the guy that's doing well is our very own scutter.
Speaker 3: Hello, welcome, Hello.
Speaker 2: So you and I the universe provided and we were
Speaker 2: turning up at work at the same time. Yeah, or
Speaker 2: maybe I was arriving and you were leaving highly but
Speaker 2: I think I was running late actually, And I said,
Speaker 2: oh my god, amazing. I know the person that drives
Speaker 2: his Tesla, which is a fully charging car, fully electric cart,
Speaker 2: no petrol. And I said to you, Scudder, Hey, here's
Speaker 2: my question. What happens if you drive your four hundred
Speaker 2: carm and is what happens the next morning?
Speaker 5: And you said, well, I don't know because I've never
Speaker 5: done it. I've never run out of battery.
Speaker 2: But surely that's a question you should have asked before
Speaker 2: you brought a FULLI you can.
Speaker 3: I don't think Scott is driving planning on doing any
Speaker 3: wild driving.
Speaker 2: No, you just but it's not wild. This is Australia.
Speaker 2: Everything's hundreds of kilometers away.
Speaker 5: You just have to plan a little bit more before
Speaker 5: your head out. If you're doing more than a battery
Speaker 5: is worth driving a day?
Speaker 2: How long have you been driving this vehicle?
Speaker 5: Almost two years now.
Speaker 2: Right, So let's say you and I hit the road
Speaker 2: tomorrow and we drive, you know, from Sydney, but we're
Speaker 2: going to all the route. Yeah, we hit the four
Speaker 2: hundred kilometer mark wherever that is. Yeah, what are you
Speaker 2: going to do? Separate rooms at the hotel by the way, stutter.
Speaker 3: It's nervous policy.
Speaker 5: My car did come with a cord like a phone
Speaker 5: charger that you plug into the wall, so if you
Speaker 5: find a.
Speaker 2: Power inside, you kind of plung it into the wall.
Speaker 5: There's outdoor power points sometimes.
Speaker 2: But you can't leave the window in the door open.
Speaker 2: There's murderers in small towns the series haven't you seen Psycho?
Speaker 2: You know what happens at Bateman's Motel, Baits motel.
Speaker 5: Well, so in the tesla specifically, this is an ad
Speaker 5: but it tells you that you're not going to make
Speaker 5: it to your destination. It tells you, well.
Speaker 3: That's the charge is here.
Speaker 2: Does it also say this is what you do?
Speaker 3: Where's hey mission? And when you need them? Didn't they
Speaker 3: do that back in the day They drove a car
Speaker 3: to see how long the fuel tank lasted when it
Speaker 3: said it was empty. We need them to do this
Speaker 3: for an electric vehicle.
Speaker 2: Thurteen twenty four to ten. I'm deeply unsatisfied by by
Speaker 2: your answer, scudder.
Speaker 3: Sorry, what happens when you run.
Speaker 2: Out of electricity in your electric car?
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 4: It's the Chrisy Swan Show. It's the Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: I listened to that song twice this week.
Speaker 3: What album is that off mine?
Speaker 2: I can't remember.
Speaker 3: Oh, some swift deocrat, you are.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's before my time. It's one of the
Speaker 2: country ones. It's called speak Now, Speak Now, Speak Now.
Speaker 2: I was never a speak now girl? Obvious.
Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question? Oh?
Speaker 2: Look there she is again, my queen, save you. My
Speaker 2: question to you, dear dear listener, is if you've got
Speaker 2: an electric car and you want to drive two thousand
Speaker 2: kilometers and you only get four hundred? My god, this
Speaker 2: is giving me flashbacks of maths problems in year seven.
Speaker 2: If you drive one thousand kilometers and you run out
Speaker 2: of battery after four hundred ks, what the hell are
Speaker 2: you supposed to do?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't even try and work that out. I just
Speaker 3: look next to Tom, look at Tom's sheet and copy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you just write a note for your note
Speaker 2: from your parents saying I'm leaving school, so thirteen twenty
Speaker 2: four ten. My question to you is this, do you
Speaker 2: have an electric car? Have you driven further than four
Speaker 2: hundred kilometers? Have you ended up at a motel in
Speaker 2: I don't know, Caratha, and I don't know why I
Speaker 2: said that just feels like the right thing to say.
Speaker 2: And what are you supposed to do when you can't
Speaker 2: start your car? Sharon? Hi, what is the answer to
Speaker 2: my question?
Speaker 6: You just have to be really organized and if you
Speaker 6: can charge it at home, if you could find a
Speaker 6: charger and the city charger, and just plan where are
Speaker 6: you going to be, how long it takes you to
Speaker 6: get there, how many kilometers rather and how much battery
Speaker 6: life you've got left now?
Speaker 2: Not sat Sharon that this seems very ad hoc to me.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like there needs to be
Speaker 2: a chapter in the manual that says this is what
Speaker 2: you do. It's just like, oh, yeah, if you're going
Speaker 2: to go longer than four hundred k's good luck to you.
Speaker 3: Your example was as well, far out of a city,
Speaker 3: you don't have the option of charging in a city
Speaker 3: or at home.
Speaker 2: Correct, if you're four hundred kilometers from home, which is
Speaker 2: the point of a road trip? What do you do
Speaker 2: you yes, Sharon, Hello Patrick, a good mate. What am
Speaker 2: I going to do in an electric car when my
Speaker 2: brain is that of a scrambled egg in a pan?
Speaker 7: Okay, so it's pretty simple. It's just like a GPS.
Speaker 7: It's a big screen in the center of the tesla.
Speaker 7: You're type in your destination. So some people can be
Speaker 7: really organized and planning the whole trip ahead of time.
Speaker 7: Although if you don't have that sort of luxury of
Speaker 7: time to do that, you can type in there into
Speaker 7: the GPS wherever you want to go in the tesla
Speaker 7: will actually direct you to a power bank along along
Speaker 7: along your trip, so you don't actually need to think
Speaker 7: about where to stop, all right, So it physically won't
Speaker 7: let you.
Speaker 3: Run out, all right.
Speaker 2: So let's say, okay, so you're from Victoria. Let's say
Speaker 2: you're driving Melbourne to a chuka for example, if you
Speaker 2: have to stop before you get to a chuka to charge,
Speaker 2: how long it.
Speaker 7: Will redirect you.
Speaker 3: It won't.
Speaker 7: So they've got different type like battery sizes, so it
Speaker 7: depends on how much money you want to spend. You
Speaker 7: can get like a long range Tesla, which will give
Speaker 7: you, you know, further kilometers before it'll run out of its charge.
Speaker 3: But if you do it at a station.
Speaker 7: You'd be pretty stupid to drive, you know, from here
Speaker 7: into woop woop where there's nothing but it around you.
Speaker 3: I think if you're wanting to do a road trip,
Speaker 3: a Tesla's not for you.
Speaker 2: That's me. I'm stupid.
Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe not.
Speaker 3: And Patrick's you were saying that the Tesla won't allow
Speaker 3: you to go further away from a charging point.
Speaker 7: I mean you can, you can disobey it quick on
Speaker 7: the for the warning screen that comes up on the screen,
Speaker 7: But I mean that's on you. That's just like driving
Speaker 7: a petrol car in when it said empty, just keep going.
Speaker 7: Your runs out.
Speaker 3: So our next phone is should be have you been
Speaker 3: stranded in an electric vehicle somewhere? Because it's clearly it
Speaker 3: has to have happened.
Speaker 2: Well, yes, because when I was in Europe, I've been
Speaker 2: to Europe now so I can say that sentence. There
Speaker 2: were entire businesses with little guys in vans that come
Speaker 2: to you and charge your car. Can you imagine how
Speaker 2: many times I would.
Speaker 3: Call that, like every second day a double pass? The
Speaker 3: seed Gladiated two in cinemas. Now for you, Patrick, let's
Speaker 3: finish with MS one.
Speaker 2: Hi, Emma, Hi.
Speaker 8: My suggestion is investing in a portable power bank.
Speaker 2: So what does that mean?
Speaker 8: So it's basically will help you out of the sticky
Speaker 8: situation when you run out, and it's like a phone
Speaker 8: power bank. It's worth the same, you know what.
Speaker 2: Still, no one has given me an answer to that
Speaker 2: specific question. You're at the motel in Matteranca and what
Speaker 2: do you do?
Speaker 3: You die because you will be murdered and you will
Speaker 3: have a stranded car.
Speaker 2: I'm sticking with the hybrid to the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christy Swan Show on no But
Speaker 2: what a great coincidence because that's exactly where we are.
Speaker 3: To Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 2: You know, most of the time, I'm you know, busy
Speaker 2: working mum, busy working mom, and I seem to get
Speaker 2: my viewing experiences not from watching the entire thing, just
Speaker 2: from a series of trailers. So it's very exciting for
Speaker 2: me when a new trailer drops because that's often all
Speaker 2: I get to see.
Speaker 3: That's as far as it we'll go for you.
Speaker 2: But I get a massive dopamine hit from it. Of course,
Speaker 2: I speak today about a new series on Netflix. We
Speaker 2: don't know the date yet, we will keep you posted.
Speaker 2: It's called Apple Side of Vinegar and it is the
Speaker 2: story of famous Australian shister Belle Gibson. If you need
Speaker 2: a little reminder of your Oh yeah, I know that name,
Speaker 2: but I can't remember. She fooled people into thinking that
Speaker 2: she was terminally ill and that she healed herself through
Speaker 2: the power of whole foods. And it seems Apple Side
Speaker 2: of Vinegar because that is what the doco is called.
Speaker 2: Remember she had that app the whole the whole pantry,
Speaker 2: the whole pantry. She made an absolute fortune. She's still
Speaker 2: alive and she's still living in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: On that Yes, remember she did that iconic sit down
Speaker 3: interview on sixty Minutes. Where was it? Liz Hayes ran
Speaker 3: through everything she claimed to have had.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget her face when she was copping the
Speaker 2: arrows from Liz one after the other. Stupid cockman. Amy's
Speaker 2: stories how humiliating, and she made millions of dollars from
Speaker 2: people's love and kindness and it was utterly misdirected, disgusting.
Speaker 3: Not well in the head.
Speaker 2: Let's have a listen to the trailer. I was diagnosed
Speaker 2: with a stage four brainch him. That was four years ago.
Speaker 1: Human beings are capable of anything. I was on a
Speaker 1: quest to heal myself naturally.
Speaker 4: I flirt out's row and honest.
Speaker 3: The start from when you first lad about having brain cancer.
Speaker 2: Now here's a fun fact that accent a it sounds
Speaker 2: like Bell Gibson and b it's very very Australian. She
Speaker 2: is an American actress called Caitlin Devit. You would never
Speaker 2: you would have seen her. Well, I saw her in
Speaker 2: a book Smart, which is a great film if anyone
Speaker 2: has a saying that you must.
Speaker 3: And it was also shot here in Australia, in Melbourne,
Speaker 3: so it'll be quite interesting to watch.
Speaker 2: It's going to be like Offspring, but with criminals. I
Speaker 2: just can't watch.
Speaker 3: Whilst we're on these types of stories and scams and shams,
Speaker 3: there's something that you wouldn't quite be across one because
Speaker 3: it's happening on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got to get onto TikTok. But I'm scared
Speaker 2: because I'm gonna waste my life.
Speaker 3: You will, you will. There's a scandal unfolding surrounding a
Speaker 3: sort of influencer like family called the Harris family.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard of them yet.
Speaker 3: It hasn't even really hit mainstream news as yet, but
Speaker 3: apparently they had a very sick baby, a child, and
Speaker 3: it's all sort of come into light that allegedly the
Speaker 3: mother was causing these illnesses and lying about.
Speaker 2: Them Munchausen's by proxy, and.
Speaker 3: The children have been taken away.
Speaker 2: From the Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It's really devastating, but I think it's it'd be quite
Speaker 3: interesting in one to watch for those like listening that know.
Speaker 2: I've got goosebumps on my head. This sounds dreadful.
Speaker 3: It's really really awful, but it's all over TikTok if
Speaker 3: you allow.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you heard it here.
Speaker 1: First is the Chrissy Swan Show in the.
Speaker 2: Words that Jerry Maguire, which we are going to be
Speaker 2: talking about again later. Help me help you Jack take
Speaker 2: away these so delicious the Glucagel jelly beans from Priceline.
Speaker 2: Can't be trustful, I mean.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with just a small little bag. You've literally sworn.
Speaker 2: That I buy the giant bag so that I can
Speaker 2: share without feeling.
Speaker 3: Mean, Well, you haven't shared with me, and it's been
Speaker 3: an hour.
Speaker 2: But I've only just opened these. You know, I always
Speaker 2: share them with you.
Speaker 3: You do, you do? I do?
Speaker 2: That's why I buy the Keilos. It's a tell myself anyway. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I've already eaten too many, which is very easy to do.
Speaker 2: But they are very delicious.
Speaker 3: Yum. Hey, Coming up before four o'clock, we're going to
Speaker 3: be talking about that viral meme of Nicole Kidman. It
Speaker 3: was taken of her, taken of her in two thousand
Speaker 3: and yes.
Speaker 2: And it looks like she's throwing her hands up with
Speaker 2: joy at the news of her divorce settlement with one
Speaker 2: Thomas Mattatha Cruise the third Wow, Hello fun?
Speaker 3: Was it next though? Chrissy's Quizy, The.
Speaker 2: Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show, play the opener,
Speaker 2: and then I'll let everybody, you know, while we're laughing.
Speaker 1: From festive music and movies, just is it picks? That's
Speaker 1: what it feels like.
Speaker 4: Chriss discover more reasons to love this season at Westfield?
Speaker 1: Is he your local center today?
Speaker 2: Chrissy's crazy? See, Well, you don't really know about me,
Speaker 2: is that I always talk in analogies, in metaphors, and
Speaker 2: some of them hit and some of them don't know.
Speaker 3: Whatever you just delivered I loved.
Speaker 2: Did it make sense?
Speaker 3: It made sense. It's just so funny.
Speaker 2: So twenty four hours previously, I was just saying to Jack,
Speaker 2: you know, the last twenty four hours, I feel like,
Speaker 2: you know, when you're in the cinema at a three
Speaker 2: D movie but you don't have your glasses on, and
Speaker 2: the screen always looks looks blurry and doubled up. You
Speaker 2: can recognize it, but it just looks weird. That's what
Speaker 2: I felt like. And then you said something that can
Speaker 2: make sense. You didn't you have your glasses? Go no, No,
Speaker 2: it's an analogy anyway. The good thing is the appshot
Speaker 2: is I feel like I've got my glasses on now
Speaker 2: and it's all in focus and three D and I'm good.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Usually because usually that conversation would go, oh, it's feeling
Speaker 3: a bit crapy yesterday, but now today I'm back. I'm
Speaker 3: feeling myself again. But I just love the way that
Speaker 3: you told me his gorgeous story.
Speaker 2: Next time, I'll just say it the way you said, Hello, Lee, Hello, Hi,
Speaker 2: you are working from home? Do you love it? Are
Speaker 2: you going to be sad when it's over.
Speaker 9: Hopefully it never ends.
Speaker 7: I love it that much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was the one good thing to
Speaker 2: come out of COVID, wasn't It is that people realize
Speaker 2: that you can be trusted to be at home.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 6: And you can catch up on your washing, you can
Speaker 6: prep your dinner, you can do all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 2: It's great, so good. Hello there, Jess, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 2: If you are lucky enough to win the Christy Swansho
Speaker 2: Official bum Bag? What are you going to put in it? Ah?
Speaker 9: Well, I've got four kids, so I tend to end
Speaker 9: up with all their stuff too, So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say it's probably not big enough
Speaker 2: for four children, but you'll give it a red hot.
Speaker 3: Go all right?
Speaker 2: Bebe is your name? Is it your buzzer? It's the
Speaker 2: best of five. I mean, the first person to get
Speaker 2: three answers Cret wins the game, gets the bum bag
Speaker 2: and two hundred dollars to spend at your local Westfield
Speaker 2: happy place. Let's go. Question number one Sam Kerr and
Speaker 2: her fiance Christy. Yes they're having a baby. Yes, Christie's pregnant.
Speaker 3: Question number two one point.
Speaker 2: What is the name of Apple's web browser. I didn't notice. Yes, Lee,
Speaker 2: it is Safari. I didn't know that that was Apple.
Speaker 2: I've got one its own thing. Safari was its.
Speaker 3: Own knew you've heard yes, yes, yes, well yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm used to when it says do you want
Speaker 2: to open Safari? I go no. I make my own choices.
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 3: What are you are? Your Crome gal?
Speaker 2: Yep number three?
Speaker 3: Tom? Who got that point?
Speaker 2: Lee?
Speaker 3: Lee? Fantastic? Thank you? Sorry, I was shocked by your
Speaker 3: Safari admission. This is for the Win, Lee.
Speaker 2: Three years ago today, this song from the soundtrack of
Speaker 2: ingun Thor was released. What's it called? Pa, Yes, Lee
Speaker 2: for the win. We don't talk about Bruno, Bruno. I
Speaker 2: love that film that you have won the bum bag.
Speaker 2: But most importantly, there's a two hundred dollars west Field
Speaker 2: gift card in it for you, and you aren't going
Speaker 2: to spend up big my bibbit.
Speaker 6: Oh sure, and thank you so much.
Speaker 2: You're working from home. It may involve having to leave
Speaker 2: the house, but you know, power to you.
Speaker 3: Lee. Sorry, Jess, Hey, next apparently we're going to have
Speaker 3: a fight. I think we are, so keep it locked.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan sho Okay, look I know it's not
Speaker 2: biologically possible, but that song by Gracie Adams reminds Abrams
Speaker 2: reminds me if Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo and Amy
Speaker 2: Shark possibly could have a baby, it would be her. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: three ladies making a baby doesn't really work.
Speaker 3: It doesn't, But I get what you're trying to say.
Speaker 3: It's very similar sounding to all three gals.
Speaker 2: It sure is. If you like, then you're gonna love
Speaker 2: that you are listening to the Christy Swan Show on Nova.
Speaker 2: I think we're about to have an argument Jack. Okay,
Speaker 2: maybe our first argument ever, but probably not.
Speaker 3: No, we don't argue like when we're off air.
Speaker 2: We never argue, no, and we never argue on air.
Speaker 2: But there are some things that you believe one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Now other things that I believe one hundred percent. And
Speaker 2: I'm right, But I'm happy to entertain your thoughts.
Speaker 3: For the sake of four minutes radio. Listen to me.
Speaker 2: You remind here's another analogy for you, in the style
Speaker 2: of the one that I gave you earlier about three
Speaker 2: D Glasses. I'm like a cranky mother barley dog, okay,
Speaker 2: and you're like a puppy, and I'm like, day, that's me,
Speaker 2: the angry Balinese dog.
Speaker 3: I love. I've got to tell you a story about
Speaker 3: Balinese dogs.
Speaker 2: After Okay, mental note dogs. Now, I just I hope
Speaker 2: I'm right here that we're going to have a differing opinion,
Speaker 2: because it'll be a real downer if we If we're
Speaker 2: aligned on this.
Speaker 3: That's okay, We'll just going to thrift shop, okay. Michaelaur
Speaker 3: and Ryan was a waiting scooting through Reddit.
Speaker 2: I found this thirteen twenty four ten. By the way,
Speaker 2: which way do you face in the shower? Do you
Speaker 2: face the water or do you face away from the water? Singing?
Speaker 2: Any excuse to play this?
Speaker 3: I love this, Becky g song. Shower is it because
Speaker 3: it has a shower? Did not get the airplane credit
Speaker 3: it deserved ten years ago?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: Did it deserve it?
Speaker 3: Though? Absolutely no?
Speaker 2: Are we arguing about that? Now? Which way do you face?
Speaker 2: Because this I just feel like there's only one answer.
Speaker 2: There's certainly only one answer for me. Whenever you shower,
Speaker 2: which way do you face? Asks this guy on Reddit.
Speaker 2: I think most people respond that they rotate depending on
Speaker 2: where the soap is. However, I let the water hit
Speaker 2: the back of my body. And I've recently learnt that
Speaker 2: some people face the water jet head on and he
Speaker 2: cannot believe that. Well, I'm going to go first.
Speaker 3: Okay, So if you're standing under the shower, yes, where.
Speaker 2: What am I looking at? Am I looking at the
Speaker 2: shower head? Or am I looking away from the shower head?
Speaker 2: I am looking at away? No, you're not, I said,
Speaker 2: I'm looking at.
Speaker 3: You're looking at Well, that's wrong. That's the wrong way
Speaker 3: to live.
Speaker 2: No, because you're walking in you wanting to get water
Speaker 2: on you, so you face where the water is coming from.
Speaker 3: Like, no, one's so many you've cooked it. That is
Speaker 3: so bizarre to stand in the shower where the wall
Speaker 3: most likely is and the showers coming out and you're
Speaker 3: just facing a wall like thirty centimeters from your face
Speaker 3: and there is just water spraying onto you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, man, you turn.
Speaker 2: Around and I turn the head so it hits me
Speaker 2: on the buzzies. Like if I'm just standing there, it's
Speaker 2: not in my face. I'm not like an idiot. I am,
Speaker 2: but you know, not in that not in that moment.
Speaker 2: I'm standing there and the water is permanently because I'm
Speaker 2: the only one who uses that shower hello, and then
Speaker 2: I face it so that if I am just standing there,
Speaker 2: it hits my boobs and then I can lather it
Speaker 2: all up.
Speaker 3: Do you do it because of the feeling of it
Speaker 3: hitting the boobs.
Speaker 2: Or because you know, because it's practical, that's what you're doing.
Speaker 1: You're washing.
Speaker 3: What are you doing this for your face? It hits
Speaker 3: the back of my neck and my hair.
Speaker 2: But why do you need to clean the net?
Speaker 3: I clean all aspects. How do you clean your I
Speaker 3: then get my cleanser, my ordinary cleanser. If you ask,
Speaker 3: lather it up, get some water, and then wash my face.
Speaker 3: You should never have the shower directly hitting your paws.
Speaker 3: A Dermatole just told me.
Speaker 2: That I am shook. I just never if I if
Speaker 2: I'm shaving my legs, I will turn on the side
Speaker 2: and that's it. I never ever do the back unless
Speaker 2: I'm cleaning my bum.
Speaker 3: I'll turn around.
Speaker 2: The water goes right up there.
Speaker 3: I turn around to turn the shower on or off.
Speaker 3: But aside from that, I'm facing the wall because I
Speaker 3: like to look look around, have a think, have a sing.
Speaker 3: Just facing the wall is very confronting and very grim.
Speaker 2: It's practical. Thirteen twenty four to ten. Which way do
Speaker 2: you face?
Speaker 3: I can't believe that, really, I can't believe that. I
Speaker 3: just it's a very sad image, the idea of someone
Speaker 3: facing the wall and just being sprayed.
Speaker 1: No, it's sort of, you know, like Prisoner of Wall
Speaker 1: the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: I'm calling it Song of the Year at the Grammy
Speaker 2: No Birds of a Feather. Actually the term is Record
Speaker 2: of the Year. I like that they've gone back to
Speaker 2: that Record of the Year. It's retro cool, old school.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christis One show on Novah and
Speaker 2: we've got a big question. But Jack and I cannot
Speaker 2: agree on which is the right way to face when
Speaker 2: you're having a shower. We all do it every day,
Speaker 2: and I personally do it the same way every day,
Speaker 2: and that is I walk in and I turn on
Speaker 2: the shower and I do not move. I'm facing the water.
Speaker 3: That's it, as if you're in an asylum. I turn
Speaker 3: around and face out of the shower and have a
Speaker 3: look around whilst I'm cleansing and washing my body in He's.
Speaker 2: Got a very clean back, which nobody sees.
Speaker 3: Martin, Who's right, Christy, you're a hundred PC right, thank
Speaker 3: you man, completely mad.
Speaker 2: It's gone completely mad.
Speaker 7: It's like all the bits that he needs to clean,
Speaker 7: all the bits are exposed.
Speaker 8: You face that there front.
Speaker 3: Exactly No, But Martin, what you do is you slightly
Speaker 3: tilt your right shoulder back or your left shoulder back,
Speaker 3: and then the water like will go down your chest
Speaker 3: and into the bits.
Speaker 2: Did you hear the ridicule in Martin's laugh? That's stupid?
Speaker 3: Martin thinks I'm an idiot.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, he's actually words where you've gone mad, which
Speaker 2: is true.
Speaker 3: Hey Martin, we're going to send you a soda stream art.
Speaker 3: Push for better, thank you very much, don't you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Push for better means face the water? Hello, Rachel? Hey guys,
Speaker 2: who's right here? Me facing the stream of water? Or
Speaker 2: Jack facing away?
Speaker 9: Sorry Christy, it's Jack, right, Rach.
Speaker 7: Yes, with a little rotate every now.
Speaker 3: And again, exactly like I was just saying to Martin,
Speaker 3: I don't mind a little black shoulder back, shoulder back
Speaker 3: every now and then to let the water come down
Speaker 3: the front. And don't get me wrong, twenty like eighty
Speaker 3: percent facing away, but like every now and then you'll
Speaker 3: you'll just turn to get a little bit on a chest.
Speaker 3: But no, we're not facing the wall like a weirdo.
Speaker 2: I don't understand it, Rachel.
Speaker 3: Rachel sensitive.
Speaker 4: Also, so if it's really hot or really cold, it's okay.
Speaker 3: That's true. You're not like getting nippleburn. Yeah, So to
Speaker 3: stream art push for better, Rachel, is what should I try? Like?
Speaker 2: You know, they say that it change is as good
Speaker 2: as a holiday, and I do. I have a shower
Speaker 2: tomorrow with it facing. I just can't understandable.
Speaker 3: Tonight you'll have a shower tonight.
Speaker 2: You'll have it. I will shot, I will show tonight.
Speaker 2: I do have two a day. You'll be pleased to
Speaker 2: know good.
Speaker 3: I have three, Well, I have four. I have it.
Speaker 3: Do it tonight, try and film it and we'll whack
Speaker 3: it on the socials.
Speaker 2: But all my busies in front bottom will be dry.
Speaker 2: I don't see all the bits that really need a
Speaker 2: washer in the front. You face your arm pits, but
Speaker 2: your busies, your belly button, and you do do the
Speaker 2: technique of why do you need a technique when you
Speaker 2: can just put water on it like you do a
Speaker 2: dish or a T shirt, like anything else that needs washing.
Speaker 2: I don't take the head off and get it up there,
Speaker 2: get it, I take it off, put it in my arm,
Speaker 2: pits everything.
Speaker 3: I do that as well, but facing the other way.
Speaker 3: But why hey, Jackie's on.
Speaker 2: The line, Jackie, please help me make sense of this.
Speaker 9: No, I've got to agree with jack When I get
Speaker 9: into the shower, I face the shower head because the
Speaker 9: taps on. And then once I've turned it on, I
Speaker 9: turn my body because the fun of me is now wet.
Speaker 9: Now the back of me is getting wet by love up.
Speaker 9: I wash it all and then turn it and wash
Speaker 9: it all off, and then if I want then in there,
Speaker 9: I'll put my back against it again.
Speaker 3: You're busy in that shower, Jackie.
Speaker 9: And actually I'm actually demonstrating as I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: This, and I'm imagining it too. I'm flipping around and
Speaker 2: I feel dizzy. I feel very very dizzy, slippery.
Speaker 3: So to stream for Jackie, let's finish with JJSANJJ.
Speaker 2: Who's right here me facing the water or jack facing away?
Speaker 1: None of you.
Speaker 9: He's got a breath sit in the shower.
Speaker 3: Oh that is grim.
Speaker 4: The Cressy swe show lasted not least Chrissy clique.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you would have seen it. It is an
Speaker 2: iconic picture of Nicole Kidman walking. She looks like she's
Speaker 2: on a lot of a set or something like that.
Speaker 2: She's doing the good Australian Yeah, almost like two thumbs
Speaker 2: up yes, with one sort of a Laurie Lawrence vibe. Yeah,
Speaker 2: whilst we'mming coach vibe.
Speaker 3: Whilst doing like a catwalk walk with one leg crossing
Speaker 3: over the other side. Yes.
Speaker 2: And her eyes are closed and she looks like she's
Speaker 2: saying hooray. And that went viral a little while ago
Speaker 2: because apparently that was her leaving the lawyer's office after
Speaker 2: signing the final agreement that she would be allowed to
Speaker 2: divorce Tom.
Speaker 3: And Jennet Dewan Swannye who is Channing Tatum's ex.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: She also shared that meme when she had finalized her
Speaker 3: divorce with Channing.
Speaker 2: A little side note, I think that's really disrespectful.
Speaker 3: I think it's kind of funny.
Speaker 2: I don't think it is why, because that's disrespectful. That's
Speaker 2: the f of her child. Yeah, but like life some respect.
Speaker 2: Life's a joke for you, and life's a joke for me, correct,
Speaker 2: but it's not a joke for the children. And when
Speaker 2: children's parents break up, that is a really serious thing,
Speaker 2: and so I don't know, I just I just went
Speaker 2: off Jenna Dewan from that point of view, I would
Speaker 2: never do that. That's so disrespectful. Anyway, turns out, Nicole Kidman,
Speaker 2: that's not the story behind this picture at all. She's
Speaker 2: just on set. She's playing a character. Well, so she says,
Speaker 2: I never remember a character in a film that looks
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 3: Well, and this is the thing she said that she
Speaker 3: has she was shooting a film, but she doesn't reveal
Speaker 3: which film she was shooting. So it's like you'd think
Speaker 3: you'd name the movie.
Speaker 2: And she's not in She's not in character there, that's her, Definitely,
Speaker 2: She's never looked like that in a film.
Speaker 3: Well, she's trying to like, like she said, that was
Speaker 3: not me, that was from a film. That wasn't real life.
Speaker 2: It's not from a film. So you're saying, Nicole, well,
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, your honor, show me the film where
Speaker 2: she's wearing that outfit.
Speaker 3: So you're saying, Nicole Kidman's alile and those shoes. Nicole
Speaker 3: Kidman's a liar.
Speaker 2: Yes, Nicole Kidman's a liar, right, No, I know that
Speaker 2: this was around the time of like Bewitched, but she
Speaker 2: doesn't look like that anyway. I'd like to see the
Speaker 2: film you're on her, But that's what she said. She's like,
Speaker 2: that's not what was happening at all. Hey, I read
Speaker 2: an article I meant to tell you the other day.
Speaker 2: I think we must have been our holidays. You know
Speaker 2: how we're always like she's in another film, she's in
Speaker 2: a film festival, in another film, and another series, and
Speaker 2: we're like, are there four of her? Because there is
Speaker 2: no way. Someone asked her in an interview and she
Speaker 2: answered it.
Speaker 3: What did she say?
Speaker 2: The like, are U okay? Because you do seventeen films
Speaker 2: a year and you are not Nicholas Cage all right? Anyway,
Speaker 2: she said, I know I am always in something, but
Speaker 2: I feel like it's my duty because and this makes
Speaker 2: sense when you're a small indie film where you've got
Speaker 2: no budget and you go to get funding and you say,
Speaker 2: Nicole Kidman's attached to this film, Oh wow, you get
Speaker 2: it like that, and so she's like, this, it's my
Speaker 2: way of giving back. Well that is so impressive.
Speaker 3: See I've always loved her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, just just be honest. You don't
Speaker 2: want to be at home with the kids.
Speaker 3: We get it, yeah, or Keithy Keith Key put the
Speaker 3: guitar down.
Speaker 8: Bro.
Speaker 2: Let's move on to Madonna, shall we? I just rediscovered her.
Speaker 2: She's a legend, unbelievable. She's taken to Instagram and asked
Speaker 2: her listener her followers a question. She's been working behind
Speaker 2: the scenes on her own biopic for four years or something,
Speaker 2: can't get funding, but she wants to ask should she
Speaker 2: do a movie or a series? And she's asking us.
Speaker 3: Well, I like that. She's turned to her fans.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say. I'm going to say, od.
Speaker 3: I think a series because you get more.
Speaker 2: I do too, because she's got such a big, broad
Speaker 2: story to tell. She's got all those years in New
Speaker 2: York City with Keith Herring and Busky art and stuff
Speaker 2: starting out. Then she's got her first album, second album.
Speaker 2: Oh God.
Speaker 3: The idea that she is struggling like someone with such
Speaker 3: notoriety and like fame, like her and like a back catalog,
Speaker 3: that she is struggling with production teams to get this
Speaker 3: off the ground is now.
Speaker 2: She's saying that they're asking her to downsize and downscale
Speaker 2: thinks smaller. Excuse me, do not tell Madonna to think smaller.
Speaker 2: She was the first to do everything. Everything that you
Speaker 2: expect now or are shocked by or impressed by by
Speaker 2: the current raft of actor acts has all been done
Speaker 2: by her forty years ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so let her show us how she did it.
Speaker 2: She is extraordinary. Have you seen that for her first film?
Speaker 2: That well, the docco Truth or Dare No. Okay, I've
Speaker 2: got an idea. I'm going to come back come back
Speaker 2: to you with it tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Alright, let's talk then and riculate. Tim and Joel are
Speaker 3: up next to have a beautiful Tuesday night.
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