Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, It's Lucky Dip time, your bite sized little
Speaker 1: mussel of mal and monty.
Speaker 2: Yes see, imagine you could just stop at a mouthful.
Speaker 1: Hey, oh, just a mouthful. You know what I got
Speaker 1: the other day is I bought some gifts because Odie's
Speaker 1: leaving his childcare, and I bought some of that fancy chocolate.
Speaker 1: What's the fancy like It looks like a Willy Wonka bar,
Speaker 1: but forget what the brand is whatever anyways, and they've
Speaker 1: got like pretzel and caramel in them and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: And then I opened it because I got an extra
Speaker 1: one and it was dark chocolate.
Speaker 2: Love it.
Speaker 1: And I could stop at one with that.
Speaker 2: Take it back to basics. Just a cadbre.
Speaker 1: Cabriy's the best. But I actually said to Sam, who
Speaker 1: likes dark, and we just decided on no one. And
Speaker 1: now I forgot about you. I know, do you love dunk?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not talking about ark chocolate today. We're talking
Speaker 2: about dark stories because I am doing a Lucky dip. Yes,
Speaker 2: I've collated a few celebrity scandals that you may not remember.
Speaker 1: Great, I love a scandal.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this one happened in nineteen eighty seven. Now
Speaker 2: cast your mind back to the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Speaker 2: Matthew Broderick was Ferris Bueller. Ye, Jennifer Gray played his sister, right.
Speaker 2: Do you know they were together in real life?
Speaker 1: No? I do not, Jennifer Gray from Dirty Dancing, I
Speaker 1: did not know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they were together and they're engaged. After she
Speaker 2: had just wrapped filming on Dirty Dancing, they went on
Speaker 2: a holiday to Ireland, Ireland Ireland are Land anyway. So
Speaker 2: he was driving a rent to BMW and after getting
Speaker 2: lost a couple of times, they stopped at this petrol
Speaker 2: station and there was a cop there and they asked
Speaker 2: for directions to where they wanted to go, and the
Speaker 2: cop was like, the weather is terrible. If you're not
Speaker 2: a local, you're crazy to be driving that way. There's
Speaker 2: this alternative route you can take. But Matthew Broderick was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: this is the way we were to go.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 2: It's believed that Matthew veered onto the wrong side of
Speaker 2: the road while he was driving and they had a
Speaker 2: head on collision with a mother and daughter and they
Speaker 2: both died. Oh no, yes, way. So the mum was
Speaker 2: sixty three. The daughter was twenty eight. Matthew Broderick was
Speaker 2: unconscious and had to be cut out of the car. Wow,
Speaker 2: and Jennifer Gray just had minor injuries. But apparently when
Speaker 2: they were pulling Matthew Broderick out, he just kept saying,
Speaker 2: did I hurt them? Did I hurt them?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Jennifer Gray says that right after the accident, she didn't
Speaker 2: even realize the other passengers had died. She was just
Speaker 2: obviously worried about Matthew Brodrick.
Speaker 1: Fucking nightmare.
Speaker 2: He was completely sober at the time. Matthew Broderick told
Speaker 2: the police quote, I don't remember that day. I don't
Speaker 2: remember even getting up in the morning. I don't remember
Speaker 2: making my bed. What I first remember is waking up
Speaker 2: in the hospital with a very strange feeling going on
Speaker 2: in my leg. Was in hospital for four weeks. Anyway.
Speaker 2: He was never charged with vehiciler manslaughter, but he pled
Speaker 2: guilty to a lesser charge of careless driving, and his
Speaker 2: punishment was one hundred and seventy five dollar fine.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So apparently he wrote a letter to the victims'
Speaker 2: families apologizing, but he never made actual contact with them,
Speaker 2: and they were pretty dirty on him for a while
Speaker 2: about that. But I mean like he needed a lot
Speaker 2: of therapy and stuff to get over that, because I mean, imagine, god,
Speaker 2: you would imagine living with that. No, you'd killed people.
Speaker 2: But I wasn't aware that that had even happened.
Speaker 1: No way, neither neither was I. And also as the
Speaker 1: family seeing him have a career, and you'd be gutted.
Speaker 2: Every time you'd see him at a premiere or whatever.
Speaker 1: Oh totally yeah.
Speaker 2: And they broke up not long after. I mean, that's
Speaker 2: a lot of stress in a relationship too. I think,
Speaker 2: do you remember the pee Wee Herman masturbation scandal?
Speaker 1: Vaguely?
Speaker 2: Pee Wee Herman was like his name was actually Paul Rubens.
Speaker 2: It's like the most annoying fucking character of all time.
Speaker 1: Don't you get a friend who shoved pee Wee Herman
Speaker 1: so much? Just got a pee Wee Herman tattoo?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Well I hated him. But anyway, he
Speaker 2: one night in nineteen ninety one went to a Florida
Speaker 2: adult movie theater and there was a police rate in there.
Speaker 2: So this movie theater was obviously a place you'd go
Speaker 2: to watch porn.
Speaker 1: Right weird.
Speaker 2: Anyway, he was busted masturbating in there. I do sort
Speaker 2: of think, what.
Speaker 1: Are they expecting? That's what I.
Speaker 2: Said to Mark Marks. You can't just fucking start masturbating,
Speaker 2: I said, you're watching porn in there. Isn't the point
Speaker 2: of that to get you rolled up like what I
Speaker 2: mean to do? Then just sit there on a fat
Speaker 2: and not do anything like I don't know that's anyway.
Speaker 2: He pleaded no contest to the charge, but he always
Speaker 2: maintained his innocence. I just found this so funny, right
Speaker 2: his career was over because he was a child's entertainer,
Speaker 2: and it was like that was very.
Speaker 1: Sadly because I always thought he was a pedophile. But
Speaker 1: he obviously was like that got isn't that so fun No?
Speaker 2: No, no, there's more.
Speaker 1: There's stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, hang on, there's more, there's more to it. But
Speaker 2: he later went on and said, how's this for a
Speaker 2: fucking just ridiculous excuse? He wrote, had we gone to trial,
Speaker 2: we had an expert from the Masters and Johnston Institute
Speaker 2: who was going to testify that in thirty years of
Speaker 2: research on masturbation, the institute had never found one person
Speaker 2: who masturbated with their non dominant hand. I'm right handed,
Speaker 2: and the police report said I was touching myself with
Speaker 2: my left hand. That would have been the end of
Speaker 2: the case right there. Proof it couldn't have been me.
Speaker 2: My brother wipes his ass with his left hand and
Speaker 2: he's right handed, does it really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I find that like so weird, tragg I said, what,
Speaker 2: he's not ambidexterous or anything. I'm like, but how do
Speaker 2: you have the control you need?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's what's wild.
Speaker 2: I've just always gone left, and I'm like, that's weird, weird,
Speaker 2: so weird.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So his career was over, but then it was resurrected,
Speaker 2: you know, later on down the track. But in two
Speaker 2: thousand and two police were apparently tipped off that he
Speaker 2: was in possession of inappropriate pictures of kids, okay, and
Speaker 2: when they raided his house. He was charged but he
Speaker 2: pled not guilty. And look, there were there were images
Speaker 2: of mine as with no clothes on, but he explained
Speaker 2: it as art and he did that old, which I
Speaker 2: think is a very pedophile thing to say, like, oh well,
Speaker 2: if you see something sexual in that.
Speaker 1: Then that's something wrong with him. God.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, he died. He died at age seventy in
Speaker 2: July last year. Yep.
Speaker 1: Cancer.
Speaker 2: And then you've got George Michael, who just fucking made
Speaker 2: a hit song out of it when he was caught,
Speaker 2: you know, with that cop in the in the toilet,
Speaker 2: didn't he.
Speaker 1: Caught several times in a toilet.
Speaker 2: Well, he openly. He did this one interview that is
Speaker 2: so good if you find it online. He was so
Speaker 2: open and he was saying, I got off on doing
Speaker 2: shit like that in public, like the hook of thriller culture. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and he said that day he was at a public
Speaker 2: restroom and he was at the urinal and an undercover
Speaker 2: cop came in and basically took out his dick and
Speaker 2: had a look at George Michael. So George Michael showed
Speaker 2: him his dick and whatever, George Michael says in that article.
Speaker 2: The guy just turned around and walked out. He goes,
Speaker 2: and I thought, geez, he mustn't have been impressed with
Speaker 2: what old pack. And he goes, and then they came
Speaker 2: in and arrested me.
Speaker 1: But in decent exposure.
Speaker 2: But I was like, at least he owned it, like
Speaker 2: he made that song outside and whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not that bad to me, I think.
Speaker 2: So I think as long as you're as long as
Speaker 2: you're not like doing it in a place where people
Speaker 2: are around and they're going to see you or a
Speaker 2: kid is around them.
Speaker 1: Certain places are known as like there's beats and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, where it's known things like that happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Sylvester Stallone's first movie was a porno.
Speaker 2: Did you know this true?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And I've seen it, have you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I have years ago. Is it on YouTube?
Speaker 2: I don't think it would be on YouTube, but I
Speaker 2: remember Mark's friend had like a compilation video tape that
Speaker 2: had like an assortment of celeb porn or fantastic. Anyway,
Speaker 2: it was before before he did Rocky. It was called
Speaker 2: The Party at Kitty and Studs in nineteen seventy and
Speaker 2: he was pay shot. Well, he was paid two hundred
Speaker 2: dollars for two days work, and he later said that
Speaker 2: he did the film out of desperation because he was
Speaker 2: literally living out of his car at the time. Anyway,
Speaker 2: after Rocky came out and he became successful, the movie
Speaker 2: was retitled The Italian Stallion.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, imagine it was a female imagine.
Speaker 2: It was oh what Barbara streisand was on that tape too,
Speaker 2: no way. Yes she did a Porno two. I didn't
Speaker 2: know that, Yeah she did. But I remember this scene
Speaker 2: in the one with Sylvester Stallone. It was like it
Speaker 2: was so weird to me. It was like he just
Speaker 2: you know, you were talking to me that time about
Speaker 2: Dennis Rodman doing the run up and breaking his.
Speaker 1: Dick, yes, trying to yeah, inside a woman.
Speaker 2: It was like Rocky just sort of like ran up
Speaker 2: to this woman and there was no like positioning it in.
Speaker 2: He just was like bang and then just started going
Speaker 2: And I'm like, it surely can't be in like that
Speaker 2: needs to be guided in, just like ran and in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good memories. I love them. I love a celebritiescam
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