Speaker 1: On Nomber one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well a good morning, everybody. What can it?
Speaker 1: Tuesday morning, Melbourne? How are we all?
Speaker 2: We are good?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 1: Yesterday afternoon was magnificent the weather.
Speaker 2: Have you bought your breakfast in the studio? No smells eggy?
Speaker 2: It's me.
Speaker 4: I've got boiled eggs and I had died. I had
Speaker 4: a fight with a couple weardra all this morning.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why did you look at me?
Speaker 1: And I couldn't find the matching lid.
Speaker 2: Sometimes he looked me up and down. He goes something
Speaker 2: spells eggy.
Speaker 4: Because you and I boiled eggs for breakfast. But normally
Speaker 4: it's in a sealed tuplewear. And this morning, at five fifteen,
Speaker 4: the studio job. At five fifteen, I was trying to
Speaker 4: pull the tupple wear out and find the matching lids.
Speaker 4: Question and I was screaming.
Speaker 2: So you don't store the container with the lid?
Speaker 4: Well they should be well, but I could not go whoa,
Speaker 4: I've been away for two weeks now. I don't know
Speaker 4: what's happened. We had house sitters could not find So
Speaker 4: it's a tup of it with glad rap over.
Speaker 2: Obviously, see I've lost it because we used to have
Speaker 2: like it wasn't plastic tuple where it was like the
Speaker 2: glass ones with the plastic lids. But then Lou started
Speaker 2: bringing in I think Woolies were doing free ones as well,
Speaker 2: and now the lids don't fit on the other ones.
Speaker 1: I'm just well, yeah. As I was driving to it
Speaker 1: this morning, I was like, that's it, it's all going in.
Speaker 4: I'm buying one of those sets of like forty where
Speaker 4: everything matches.
Speaker 2: Did you boil your eggs at cord past far No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you pre boiled. I was in bed.
Speaker 1: I went to bed early last night.
Speaker 2: What time I saw it?
Speaker 3: Because I sent your message and you had your message?
Speaker 2: Was funny. Did you go to bed before my kids? Yep?
Speaker 2: You did.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well we're a bit jet lagged in our house.
Speaker 4: So Paul was like snoring his head off at seven,
Speaker 4: and I was like, let's go to bed. And I
Speaker 4: as we climbed into bed on Sunday night, I'd made
Speaker 4: boiled eggs for Monday morning and Tuesday morning, and as
Speaker 4: we climb into bed last night, Paul goes, oh, I
Speaker 4: ate those eggs in the fridge today myself lunch, and
Speaker 4: I was like, I was like.
Speaker 2: What option did you go the pillow face or.
Speaker 1: It looks could kill?
Speaker 4: And so he got up out of bed and went
Speaker 4: and boiled me some fresh eggs.
Speaker 2: Good him, So he should a stay of execution. No,
Speaker 2: they just called that intimidation.
Speaker 4: I would have had no problem. Obviously we are a couple.
Speaker 4: I don't mind sharing.
Speaker 1: If you had have told me prior to me going
Speaker 1: to bed.
Speaker 3: Ease everyone, we have eggs, he'd ate an egg hole,
Speaker 3: wouldn't he just like.
Speaker 2: Straight down there?
Speaker 4: Anyway he boiled them, It didn't put them into way
Speaker 4: the matching lead, And so I've hadn't And then I'd
Speaker 4: flat tire this morning.
Speaker 2: Oh I know, bad day for you. He would have been.
Speaker 4: Stumping around chair said pull over immediately and I'll be right.
Speaker 4: And then I thought, nah, nah, I couldn't. I couldn't
Speaker 4: possibly deal with breaking down on the day to work.
Speaker 2: What did I say the team? Everyone was like, Laurent
Speaker 2: is such a good but this is yesterday, give it
Speaker 2: twenty four hours.
Speaker 4: No, I'm still I think I'm still in a good move.
Speaker 4: So you are going to break my stride this morning?
Speaker 4: Can we play that first?
Speaker 3: Except the lids on them, the lids on the top
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 1: I'm still smiling about it, even the flat tire.
Speaker 3: I was like, I do smell a little bit.
Speaker 4: Okay, don't break, do not turn her?
Speaker 1: Can we please play that song this morning?
Speaker 2: You maybe? Can you get me? Ain't nothing in to break?
Speaker 2: My st who sings it?
Speaker 1: Oh, like the Bee fifty twos or something?
Speaker 2: I think that's love shack. It says that ilk, isn't it?
Speaker 4: It's nineties nothing everyone wants that fountains a wayne that
Speaker 4: stays mom.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys coming up this morning, big show. Are we
Speaker 2: going to be probing the top popo this morning? Mike Bush,
Speaker 2: Police Chief Mike Bush is in the house.
Speaker 1: He been changing the news yesterday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're getting police out of paperwork and into policing.
Speaker 1: I love this rightfully gets stuck doing all this stuff.
Speaker 2: Mate, unbelievable. When I do a police state in the
Speaker 2: other year, there's two outs. They handwrite it the other year.
Speaker 2: Still talking about I'm referencing.
Speaker 4: It every time we see him voice When you go,
Speaker 4: oh the amount of paperwork you guys have to do that.
Speaker 2: It blew me away. Two hours handwriting. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: I got voice notes on my phone. Use that brand
Speaker 2: writing hand writing? You didn't get the typewriter around.
Speaker 1: They like detectives in old passions, movies like.
Speaker 5: Mattock, Like what sorry, it's an old person show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was more of a murder, she wrote, Guy,
Speaker 2: I loved Angela and.
Speaker 1: I used to watch it with my name. They saying,
Speaker 1: nothing going to break my.
Speaker 3: Yep, we'll play play a wild I break my straight
Speaker 3: after Wood?
Speaker 2: All right, Taylor swift Yes, this is Wood. It is
Speaker 2: six past six. Welcome to your Tuesday. You're on the
Speaker 2: air with Jason Lauren Clinty too. You're on Nova. Good
Speaker 2: morning skies. Is it a different version of the thighs?
Speaker 2: Didn't say skies or thighs? There?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if she's opening her thighs.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wasn't.
Speaker 3: I think she's opening the sky.
Speaker 1: I think I I've been.
Speaker 2: No no no no, no, no no no.
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift Wood, which is from the new album of Course,
Speaker 4: Life of a Show.
Speaker 5: It's a bit salacious issues happening, That's what the song's about.
Speaker 2: Thank you Live Google, You're over everybody. Good morning it
Speaker 2: is Jase Lauren clint Here says gurgle.
Speaker 1: Oh, his love was the key that opened my thighs.
Speaker 2: We'll hang on. We're playing, playing like a clean version
Speaker 2: or playing did it say Scott's I'm pretty sure it's
Speaker 2: it skuys.
Speaker 1: There's way sexier songs, and.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought.
Speaker 4: I didn't actually realize that. I've just been sort of
Speaker 4: humming along. I didn't realize that song was so naughty.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was listening to the Travis Colsere podcast
Speaker 2: the other day. Horn for Travis, I've got horn for
Speaker 2: the brother. Jason you got because his.
Speaker 1: Name is Jason, good name love it part of the club.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Jason Friday the thirteenth, all of the Jason.
Speaker 1: He's very YouTube.
Speaker 2: No, he's Jason. His brother's just a lad. But they
Speaker 2: were talking on the podcast about they want to play
Speaker 2: that song to their dad and get his reaction.
Speaker 1: Would sexy song open your thighs?
Speaker 2: Dad's guy? You know what?
Speaker 3: She's also another announcement overnight.
Speaker 1: What's the new announcement? Overnight?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 5: She's bringing out another docu series and another concert film.
Speaker 2: I mean, how many? How many can we have?
Speaker 1: She's a beast, isn't she. I would like of a
Speaker 1: business woman?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, double announcement. I would like to see her
Speaker 2: behind the scenes of the years to her.
Speaker 3: Sorry, there's been a few. Wasn't there a movie or something?
Speaker 1: No, that was mister Americana.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that. That was still to come.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: She's just a machine, isn't she.
Speaker 2: She's got it all sorted.
Speaker 1: How much money is is she worth?
Speaker 2: I think she's doing it right.
Speaker 1: How much money is three hundred million?
Speaker 2: I think he's worth more worth. No, No, I went
Speaker 2: down that Instagram video the other day. Did you say
Speaker 2: that video without comparing it? It's not true? Is it
Speaker 2: not true? He got catfished? So we both got catfish?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, no. When I was watching, I was like, there's
Speaker 2: no way after that eras too. She would be worth
Speaker 2: a moza to be fair.
Speaker 5: I watched it in Fiji when I was like, six
Speaker 5: pinnacleis deep?
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, I believe.
Speaker 1: I even google Networth.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's pretty sick googling someone's network, isn't it.
Speaker 1: You know, well one point six billion US, so that's
Speaker 1: about two and a bit Australian. Once you're in the billions.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter anymore, doesn't.
Speaker 1: Once he got one, you might as.
Speaker 3: Well have like Scooge McDuck swimming in the coin.
Speaker 2: Well, for the rest of us. Your chance to We
Speaker 2: need thousand dollars coming up nice and early this morning.
Speaker 4: Would you like to be a thousand are thanks to
Speaker 4: Jason Lauren. Well, we're making dreams come true today, guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, coming up the next ten minutes, we're going to
Speaker 2: offload a cheeky thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: All right, what else we're talking about?
Speaker 3: Did you see one of my trade projections came true?
Speaker 2: Oh? Here we go.
Speaker 1: Hang on, but that wasn't your Well he.
Speaker 5: Hasn't signed yet, but Charlie Kurnod Sydney, the Blue Baggers
Speaker 5: will be Their hearts will be broken, won't they. What
Speaker 5: about poor Harry mckayd's his brother in arms, it's his
Speaker 5: forward partner. He's off touring the facility in Sydney.
Speaker 4: But now Harry might get more kicks. He doesn't have
Speaker 4: to share.
Speaker 2: Up hill. Let me get this right. They don't want
Speaker 2: to confirm that he's going to the Swans, but they
Speaker 2: actually take him for a tour of their training facility.
Speaker 3: Yeah, with all the cameras out the front, Well, the cameras.
Speaker 1: I wonder what he's doing there, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: I wonder, But they do like Christian Petranka went to
Speaker 4: Adelaide And he's not going to Adelaide.
Speaker 2: No, I don't. But like, but the guy's touring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's going to Swan's.
Speaker 4: He's going to look at all the different options, right,
Speaker 4: Is there another.
Speaker 1: Option for him somewhere else?
Speaker 2: Not at the Geelong?
Speaker 1: Has he done a tour that?
Speaker 3: No, I hasn't done a tour Geelong. But I mean,
Speaker 3: I mean it's pretty you sort of seed it all
Speaker 3: the time? Can India Park?
Speaker 2: When does trade finish tomorrow night?
Speaker 5: Thank goodness? Jason finishes tomorrow at seven pm, seven thirty.
Speaker 5: Sorry all the trades though they'll go through at the
Speaker 5: last minute because they live stream it.
Speaker 1: So, oh well, Jon, get out chips ready, can't?
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm watching pain No, No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: It was like I'm tired from TV news it. Oh,
Speaker 2: he's already checked out. He's only got a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks left to Channel nine. He's already one.
Speaker 5: I had to fill in a form yesterday at Channel
Speaker 5: nine to reclaim my phone number. I've got to pay
Speaker 5: my phone bill for the first time in twenty four years.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the real Yeah, exactly, Brother.
Speaker 2: City. Yesterday with that. He was sweating yesterday. What's wrong?
Speaker 2: And he guess I'm gonna hit my laptop back into
Speaker 2: channel night And I'm like, what's wrong with that? And
Speaker 2: he goes, I'm going to get off all my stuff first.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what have you.
Speaker 1: Got on your works?
Speaker 3: I need a nineteen specialist.
Speaker 1: You need to the brain.
Speaker 2: You need two liters of fuel and pour it over it.
Speaker 2: Not like that thing empty cases is going to do
Speaker 2: much clear ripped that hard drive out brother, Good morning Melbourne,
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Speaker 4: our celebrity cats. We're going to give you some clues
Speaker 4: and you have to guess which celebrity on our couch.
Speaker 2: Over to you, mister clean down away.
Speaker 3: First two clues, okay, first two clues.
Speaker 5: He's a proud soccer loving ossie with Greek roots yas
Speaker 5: yas soon?
Speaker 1: Can I get it yassel? Yes, that's first clue.
Speaker 2: Jeesus, I love Grace.
Speaker 1: I love Grace.
Speaker 2: It's the one with the lamb and that they put
Speaker 2: the chips.
Speaker 3: What's the difference between and sevlak?
Speaker 1: Well, actually, in graces of luck is like meat on
Speaker 1: a stick.
Speaker 2: That's a what do they call kebabs? Meat on a stick?
Speaker 5: They've got They must change, They must uproot your heritage
Speaker 5: and change.
Speaker 2: Next clue.
Speaker 5: Okay, he's been a busy man. In fact, he's the
Speaker 5: only man who's managed more Hams than a Christmas lunch.
Speaker 2: All right, morning, Hello Jack, Oh Jack's going hung up?
Speaker 4: Molly in Brooklyn, Good morning, Mulley, Hi, Hi, Hi, how
Speaker 4: are you?
Speaker 2: We're good? He's a high school teacher. Oh yeah, I am,
Speaker 2: and I'm devastated because I have no idea. One more?
Speaker 1: Give her another clue?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, he's out of clues.
Speaker 1: I've got one. I've got one.
Speaker 4: Once upon a time he was kicking goals for South Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Thousand dollars on the line, Any ideas? Oh, I was
Speaker 2: good chatting, have a good day, la, Matt, Come on, Maddie,
Speaker 2: we're good. Do you think it is Matt for a
Speaker 2: thousand clues?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm just how many guests? Who I did this one?
Speaker 2: Yeah? How works? All right?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 3: He's currently doing some good things in England.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 8: It's not who I thought it was.
Speaker 2: I was gonna who are you thinking?
Speaker 7: I was going to say, George Calembars, Yes, he'd.
Speaker 2: Know what they call meat honestick, make a good one
Speaker 2: and Langmarren.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Hello, good morning?
Speaker 2: Any ideas?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to try this.
Speaker 8: I've got John Anasta Darius.
Speaker 2: Play. Can we give an audio clue? Okay, here's an
Speaker 2: audio audio clue?
Speaker 1: All right, that means absolutely nothing to me?
Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning?
Speaker 6: Any ideas?
Speaker 2: Is it? And we'll take it? Thousand dollars and the
Speaker 2: correct way to say it is Clint's gone away edge
Speaker 2: pasta coglo you can call it goglugge thousand dollars. Thanks,
Speaker 2: for my mate today, dreading furniture that's coming your way.
Speaker 4: He's began coaching these days, his manager to win the
Speaker 4: Championship and then get the boot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he won the Europa League with Tottenham and
Speaker 5: now he and then he got the boot and now
Speaker 5: he's managing Nottingham Forest in the Premier League and they're
Speaker 5: not going very well.
Speaker 2: Give them time, give them edge, say itlo justin bieber
Speaker 2: Daisies morning everyone, twenty one to seven. You are on
Speaker 2: over one hundred. We are we going to top to
Speaker 2: twenty one today? It's going to be.
Speaker 5: Thirty on Saturday. I saw thirty degrees on Saturday. Scorefield
Speaker 5: Cup day. Let's go and I've got a weekend in
Speaker 5: Melbourne this weekend.
Speaker 1: Can't wait three time.
Speaker 2: Oh we're not going to know him next year. Do
Speaker 2: you think I'll change? Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Do you think, like what could I do to my appearance?
Speaker 5: Because being on television, you know, when I get a
Speaker 5: haircut off, let them know, do you reckon?
Speaker 2: Imagine if I grow my hair out. We've wrapped up
Speaker 2: today with a man bracelet. A man bracelet.
Speaker 1: No, you've been wearing that for a while though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just still little bit of it was the guy.
Speaker 5: From Saltburn, Jacob Ordie, you know, with some sort of yeah,
Speaker 5: maybe just a beard.
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't like you with the beers.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you know what I am trying to do.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to shed a few kegs because I jumped
Speaker 5: on the scales the other day and I am heavier
Speaker 5: now than when I started my men's health campaign last year.
Speaker 2: No way, no way, I am.
Speaker 1: But you're more muscling I am, Lauren. You what waiting me?
Speaker 3: Downs, rise and tries and so strong.
Speaker 4: Stop at Lauren, so strong under that outfit.
Speaker 2: We're so proud of you. Oh no, she's lying. I
Speaker 2: know that voice.
Speaker 5: Eight weeks to all summer to get a summer bod, Jason,
Speaker 5: eight weeks I'm working for next summer.
Speaker 1: Say, summer bod isn't made in winter. I've already missed that.
Speaker 2: From here and chip away. You know.
Speaker 5: Let's think of it this way. A keg a week
Speaker 5: to summer. That's eight kegs. That's not too bad.
Speaker 2: I eight keggs between now and summer.
Speaker 5: You want to lose eight yeah, probably just gonna have
Speaker 5: a bit of a the size of my right hand.
Speaker 3: No, it's all muscle.
Speaker 1: Would be smaller than.
Speaker 2: Because and muscle.
Speaker 5: That's a little mission I'm embarking on. But it all
Speaker 5: makes sense because if you've got a dad bob dad
Speaker 5: bod and you haven't been getting any action, I can
Speaker 5: tell you why.
Speaker 2: It turns out that.
Speaker 5: Women, according to some thorough research in the newspapers, are
Speaker 5: ditching the dad bods in favor of the chiseled, muscly
Speaker 5: gym bods.
Speaker 2: Sorry, everything comes around in seasons, don't they. Damn it?
Speaker 4: Are you? Are you guys actually surprised that we think
Speaker 4: people with ripped bodies are hot?
Speaker 2: Well, I just think in twenty twenty five, how about
Speaker 2: your love to the.
Speaker 3: It's not it's dad sorry, just a bit.
Speaker 1: Of love, I love, I love you know, a bit
Speaker 1: of dad bond.
Speaker 4: However, you guys don't actually think that we look at
Speaker 4: dad bods and go daddies way hotter than that goes
Speaker 4: six doesn't want to marry them.
Speaker 2: For the last year or so, Yes, I have to.
Speaker 5: We're dad bird right, soft edge, full of suburban charm.
Speaker 5: That it's a real bad for daddad boards.
Speaker 1: People with dad bods are generally nicer.
Speaker 2: Oh really, because they're not hungry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like you when you're on that when you're eating
Speaker 4: almonds and grape.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're a real piece of well. The daddy, I
Speaker 2: like your fat and jolly. You quite nice fat and jolly.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm just a bit podgy that.
Speaker 1: You don't have a dad.
Speaker 3: Boh, it's getting there.
Speaker 1: You are, de Lulu.
Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna call me delicious.
Speaker 4: Never in your wildestreets what I call you delicious?
Speaker 1: So Lulu?
Speaker 5: At right now, given where on the cusp of summer,
Speaker 5: a new generation of dads are swapping beer and takeaway
Speaker 5: for protein shacks four am workouts in the quest to
Speaker 5: become rad dads. Oh please, no, what we're allowed to
Speaker 5: be proud of our body?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, calling yourself a rad dad.
Speaker 2: Makes you out out dad, bod in rad dad.
Speaker 1: You know that's good.
Speaker 4: I think it's great that so many more, not just men,
Speaker 4: men and women are taking control of our health, like
Speaker 4: the dad.
Speaker 5: Well, well, let's let's let's ask smell. We'm telling you now,
Speaker 5: I'm thirteen twenty four to ten. Oh, like, what are
Speaker 5: you into?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: What what sort of bod gets you going?
Speaker 4: All the really ripped guys that I've dated have been douchebags.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, but but it feels nice, surely, yeah for
Speaker 5: a little bit.
Speaker 2: They so you've got to take him around and meet
Speaker 2: the parents.
Speaker 1: Then you're like, you know, then your parents go there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: get rid of it.
Speaker 2: What do you like your dad rolling around with in bed?
Speaker 5: It's none of your dad bought or a rad bod
Speaker 5: or a hairy bod hairless bod.
Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 4: Right, like a man who cares and has done a
Speaker 4: bit of a transformational not even a transformation, but cares.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: But if you went to bed, if you went to
Speaker 2: bed with some sort of boody Italian adonis, right like,
Speaker 2: they're not a shd of fat on him.
Speaker 1: Just.
Speaker 2: Like just ribb dabs.
Speaker 5: He's got the v there's no hair, he's smooth like
Speaker 5: big thighs but muscle strong thighs, skip leg.
Speaker 2: Are you going to feel self conscious?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: That's not about her, about me, because he's going to
Speaker 4: make me feel so beautiful.
Speaker 2: Maybe he likes rolling around with Lauren.
Speaker 3: I don't know thirteen Excuse me?
Speaker 1: Are you're saying I've got a dad both?
Speaker 2: Thirty twenty four ten is our number? A rad bot
Speaker 2: twenty four is our number. I'll tell you what give
Speaker 2: us a ring. I've got three hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 2: and her headphones up for grabs. These are great.
Speaker 1: Deliver them to the gym.
Speaker 2: Delivery eighty years of true, said red Mill. Switch and
Speaker 2: hear the difference thirty twenty four ten What sort of
Speaker 2: body are you into? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What sort of body are you into? For yourself? Or
Speaker 1: are you attracted?
Speaker 2: No? Attracted to? What do you do?
Speaker 1: Because I like bearing manicured right like you like it?
Speaker 1: You shave your.
Speaker 3: Legs and no, I don't shave my legs.
Speaker 1: Chest and all clipper.
Speaker 2: You're like it is a spix cat. There's not a
Speaker 2: bit of hair on you?
Speaker 1: Yes, even I like aunt like big chest hair.
Speaker 2: A friend of mine. It's not a bit at the moment. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've got a bit, a little bit friend of mine.
Speaker 2: Pubes on your chest from a friend of mine. Into
Speaker 2: Trade's She's like, if the guy's hands are clean and
Speaker 2: there's no cuts or anything on them?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like tiny little tiny little tissue paper hand Yes, yeah, give.
Speaker 2: Hands yeah, minus soft as it's like touching a sponge.
Speaker 1: Big hands are hot.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four Into Back to Friends, Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: It is just gone five to seven. Have we got
Speaker 2: the big dog coming in after seven this morning? Mike Bush,
Speaker 2: the Chief Commissioner of Police, yep. Our senior Sergeant Tom Crowdon,
Speaker 2: Chief Wigan yep, yeah not quite.
Speaker 1: Chief Wigham probably more competent than chief.
Speaker 2: But yes, the police Chief of Victoria Police, Smike Bushes
Speaker 2: in the house. Big changes coming to Victoria Police, which
Speaker 2: I think everyone living in Melbourne are going to be
Speaker 2: happy about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very grateful for. Indeed, we will talk to him
Speaker 1: very shortly.
Speaker 5: At the moment they we're talking bods, we are we're
Speaker 5: talking dad bods because the dad bot is out and
Speaker 5: in is the rad bod. Blokes are being a to
Speaker 5: undergo a bit of change physically to try and get
Speaker 5: a bit more action between the sheets. Kylie, that's what
Speaker 5: it's it's inspired by. Yeah, yeah, because women are just
Speaker 5: off the Kylie and Bendigo good morning or are they?
Speaker 8: How are you going?
Speaker 2: We're good? We're body into I like both.
Speaker 8: It's initially it's all about the rads, but as the
Speaker 8: relationship grows, it's all about the dad Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Don't you think the radbod guys can often be okay?
Speaker 5: So you the initial attraction is the radbod which is
Speaker 5: washboard abs.
Speaker 4: But Kylie, it wears off, doesn't it If they don't
Speaker 4: have a personality to match.
Speaker 1: The rad bod. It's like, that's boring exactly.
Speaker 2: I know for someone like me, I'm going to peek
Speaker 2: in the second stage of the girl's life.
Speaker 7: And there is a space for guys like you.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Kylie.
Speaker 5: There we go, Kylie, what about I don't mind when
Speaker 5: it comes to a bit of extra body hair because
Speaker 5: blokes when they're sort of single and out and about mingling,
Speaker 5: they tend to take a bit more care of themselves.
Speaker 5: And then that also sort of starts to sprout out
Speaker 5: every ourbics.
Speaker 8: If you train your partner right, it's not a problem.
Speaker 5: We're not a dog, Jesus, No dogs are far He's
Speaker 5: him the pet store for a bit of a ground.
Speaker 4: But I could get a trainer like you can for
Speaker 4: your dog to come in and train your usband.
Speaker 1: We would all do it all.
Speaker 2: Do Itte twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: We're talking a bit of man escaping is nice, but too.
Speaker 2: Much is exactly too much.
Speaker 1: It's too much is not for me.
Speaker 4: But some people really like Clint with his wax legs
Speaker 4: and his waxed chest and his waxed eyebrows?
Speaker 2: What do you mean we're saying?
Speaker 5: Okay, I've I've clipped the legs, I've clipped the chest,
Speaker 5: and I've had the eyebrows pocked.
Speaker 2: He bowled down there and my ball down there?
Speaker 1: Let me check, please, don't check.
Speaker 2: No, and.
Speaker 1: You're not waxed. You're not getting the probably half hard.
Speaker 1: Are the blokes called the wax? You get the backsack
Speaker 1: and crack?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I wouldn't wax.
Speaker 2: Who would wax? Bloody?
Speaker 1: Have you your nuds?
Speaker 2: I've never heard a mature two age women? Do you
Speaker 2: know what me?
Speaker 1: Mature age woman?
Speaker 5: Or do you know what's even funnier? We have the
Speaker 5: chief Commissioner of Police waiting in just outside the studio,
Speaker 5: and Lawrence just screamed.
Speaker 4: Well, these are the hard hitting questions that I asked
Speaker 4: and you didn't answer it.
Speaker 1: Have you had a wax before?
Speaker 5: I've never waxed gonads? Haven't you you ever done the nads? Crank,
Speaker 5: I've done the nads, not on the nads? Have you
Speaker 5: done it on the nads?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And I lost king? Happened you count the six?
Speaker 2: Were you supposed to count the sixty? And you wipe
Speaker 2: it off and I'm too late. I almost wiped off
Speaker 2: more than my hair, Like it just takes it all off.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, should have seen the washer afterwards look like
Speaker 2: a sorry. You are on the air with Jason Lauren
Speaker 2: Clints here as well, Chief Jason Lawrence Rove. One of
Speaker 2: our favorite segments we do on this show is chat
Speaker 2: with different members of the Victoria Police. We got the
Speaker 2: top cop in this morning, Chief Commissioner Mike Bush.
Speaker 9: Welcome back, good morning, good morning, Welcome morning, Chief.
Speaker 1: You're officially a friend of the show.
Speaker 9: Yeah twice, thank you, Lauren.
Speaker 2: We must get some merch. A third time you get
Speaker 2: a hat in the car spot. It's how it works
Speaker 2: around you.
Speaker 1: Normally we sit down when we do the show.
Speaker 4: But when you walked in and said, all stand for
Speaker 4: me too, we're all We're all standing.
Speaker 1: To attention, Mike.
Speaker 2: Big announcement from the Victoria Police yesterday. You've been in
Speaker 2: the top job now for three months. You rolled out
Speaker 2: a massive change yesterday. You're getting, from what I understand,
Speaker 2: you're getting our cops off the desk, do on paperwork
Speaker 2: and back on the street, which is what we need.
Speaker 9: That's a big part of it. So it's taken me
Speaker 9: three months to have a good look around, understand what
Speaker 9: the environment looks like, what the opportunities look like. But
Speaker 9: it's glaringly obvious we need to it cops out of
Speaker 9: stations and on the street, preventing crime and responding to
Speaker 9: calls for service.
Speaker 1: So who does all that back end stuff.
Speaker 9: We're going to have. We've got a lot of other
Speaker 9: capable people who can do that. So we've got police
Speaker 9: custody officers who will work next door. We've got public
Speaker 9: servant staff more than capable of doing that stuff. So
Speaker 9: why would you use a fully trained or two fully
Speaker 9: trained police officers to sit back of house instead of
Speaker 9: being out there on the street.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's insane that it's been going that way
Speaker 1: for so long.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I found it quite surprising, but it's just the
Speaker 9: way they've done things here. They didn't think about doing
Speaker 9: it differently. So that's the good thing about fresh Eyes.
Speaker 5: Three months in. What's the overriding emotion? I sense a
Speaker 5: little bit of frustration.
Speaker 9: Penile frustrated. We have brilliant people overwhelmed by the capability
Speaker 9: and the commitment of Victoria police officers. They are brilliant,
Speaker 9: but they want to do more so, they need better,
Speaker 9: better systems, less bureaucracy, better tech to enable them to
Speaker 9: go out and do the job they joined to do.
Speaker 1: You got rid of the fax machines.
Speaker 2: Yet machines stations another thing.
Speaker 9: I was overwhelmed by the fax machines. We still have
Speaker 9: some that they got to go becoming a bit of
Speaker 9: a running joke.
Speaker 2: He's keeping their laugh.
Speaker 1: So that's the top line.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: We're getting our police officers back on the streets doing
Speaker 4: also what they have trained to do.
Speaker 1: And I imagine what they've joined the police force for.
Speaker 1: What else?
Speaker 4: What other changes are coming in because Victoria feels like
Speaker 4: we're in dire straits right now.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Well, I've got to build a back room too
Speaker 9: that support those staff members so that they don't have
Speaker 9: to do all that bureaucracy, all that paperwork, so they
Speaker 9: can stay out there. Better tech so that they can
Speaker 9: actually do their entire job with a device they hold
Speaker 9: in their hand and they only have to do it once.
Speaker 9: That's the aim that'll take a while to build. We're
Speaker 9: also building a State Mart coordination center so that a
Speaker 9: senior officer on behalf of the executive can watch what's
Speaker 9: happening live across the state and have the executive's authority
Speaker 9: to deploy twenty four to seven live into situations. So
Speaker 9: at the moment we've got good cops in isolation doing
Speaker 9: stuff and more of an ad hoc fashion, but you've
Speaker 9: got to do it with good intelligence, do it live.
Speaker 5: Has the Premier and her government given you as a
Speaker 5: police force everything you need to tackle the crisis because
Speaker 5: it is, as Lauren intimated, quite distressing for so many people.
Speaker 9: You are two things on that. I think the whole
Speaker 9: system's got to come together so we can be really successful,
Speaker 9: and we're talking to government about that. We've got a
Speaker 9: plan so the system works together. But for me as
Speaker 9: Chief Commissioner, I've got a look in house first and
Speaker 9: make sure we are best dressed. We've got the right
Speaker 9: people in the right place at the right time, the
Speaker 9: right things. Well, let's let's have a look in the
Speaker 9: house first because we can organize ourselves better and and
Speaker 9: do things differently.
Speaker 2: I think women chating about it for a while, and
Speaker 2: I think that's why is Melbournie and we're just hitting
Speaker 2: a head against the wall going. You know, the crime
Speaker 2: is just it's out of control in the city at
Speaker 2: the moment. And I'll be honest, I think initially the
Speaker 2: anger was towards the police, and now people have understood
Speaker 2: the process more. I know in here all the police
Speaker 2: we chat to is just just as frustrated as poushed.
Speaker 2: You guys are stretched. You're out there, you're getting these
Speaker 2: criminals and then they're back on the streets a.
Speaker 3: Couple of days, over and over again.
Speaker 2: How often you're.
Speaker 9: Catching the same crims over and you've seen the data
Speaker 9: we released it a few weeks ago. We can't have that.
Speaker 9: So there's two things we need to do. We need
Speaker 9: to intervene early in these young people's lives. But if
Speaker 9: that doesn't work, then they've got to be held to account.
Speaker 9: The fact that community safety is the number one consideration
Speaker 9: around sentencing and bail is absolutely appropriate. But we want
Speaker 9: to see that happen. But one of these the community
Speaker 9: comes first.
Speaker 5: One of these youth offenders the other day who was apprehended,
Speaker 5: admitted to police that he was addicted to knife crime.
Speaker 2: That is the teenagers.
Speaker 5: That shocking, abhorrent and that really that was shocking.
Speaker 9: So what do we do about those young people? How
Speaker 9: did they get into that state? So what can we
Speaker 9: do with NGOs, community neighborhoods. Police to actually get into
Speaker 9: those communities some earlier intervention with those young people to
Speaker 9: steer them away from a life of crime. You've got
Speaker 9: to do that as well.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent. And I think, yeah, you try and
Speaker 2: stop the problem before it arises. The other issue at
Speaker 2: the moment is everyone just goes. They don't care. There's
Speaker 2: no fear on these kids like that. I'm not worried
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 4: Kid who got a citizen's arrest from the nineties brown
Speaker 4: and he said, don't call the police, don't hurt me,
Speaker 4: call the police because he knows you guys will come,
Speaker 4: do your jobs, do a great job. And as we saw,
Speaker 4: he's back out on the streets.
Speaker 3: It's dale yesterday. Do you faith in the judicial system?
Speaker 9: The judicial system operate independent of everyone. They've got a
Speaker 9: tough job in front of them. But you know, one
Speaker 9: of our officers used the line that sentencing wasn't in
Speaker 9: line with community expectations. I personally believe the judiciary have
Speaker 9: got to listen to the community.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, and they're not at the moment. They're just not.
Speaker 2: I know, you've got to be careful what you say.
Speaker 2: But you know, as a member of the public. I
Speaker 2: city going these I'll be honest, these little shits through
Speaker 2: out there committing these crimes, they don't care.
Speaker 1: I think we all feel for the police as well
Speaker 1: because it must have been so frustrating doing the same
Speaker 1: thing over and over again.
Speaker 4: And it's great the changes that you're making to get
Speaker 4: the police back out on the streets. What is the
Speaker 4: time frame on that. When will we see the police
Speaker 4: out of the back end and out on the street.
Speaker 9: Well, it's going to start very shortly. So the the
Speaker 9: reorganization as a proposal, so it'll take about three months
Speaker 9: to land, and it includes a slim down police executive
Speaker 9: so the support that we have and that personel power
Speaker 9: can be redeployed to the front line. So in about
Speaker 9: three months will land exactly what it looks like. But
Speaker 9: the changes we want to bring in start now. So
Speaker 9: I've put a team together. You were going to start
Speaker 9: driving those changes just quickly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like shopping centers bizarrely becoming a bit of a
Speaker 5: focal point. Last night a man was arrested, two people
Speaker 5: stabbed during a broad outside Craigieburn Plaza.
Speaker 2: It's happening a lot.
Speaker 5: We saw those wild scenes in a shopping center last week.
Speaker 5: Do you have any theory as to why they're becoming
Speaker 5: a hotspot.
Speaker 9: Yes, a lot of those incidents happened outside and then
Speaker 9: they gravitate inside to the shopping centers. And again, I
Speaker 9: want to put more cops on the street and into
Speaker 9: those places so there's a visible police presence, so that
Speaker 9: we can intervene in that sort of stuff, because it
Speaker 9: is unacceptable that people going about their lives shopping are
Speaker 9: confronted with people with machetes and knives. We can't have that.
Speaker 2: Again, though I sit there and go, I think that's great,
Speaker 2: more police on the ground, more cops out there as
Speaker 2: a deterrent. But until the courts get on board with
Speaker 2: this as well, they're going to look at the cops
Speaker 2: and they know that they're going to get away with murder.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately putting machetes and knives into those bins.
Speaker 9: Do you have had three thousand and nine hundred since
Speaker 9: September in the bins, but our staff since January have
Speaker 9: seized I think it's actually thirteen thousand knives off people
Speaker 9: on the streets.
Speaker 2: Predominantly from youth offenders.
Speaker 9: I'm assumed dominantly youth. Most of this problem as young people.
Speaker 3: And they're not the ones depositing knives and machines.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I was about to say.
Speaker 9: I mean, no, they're not. But you know, every machete,
Speaker 9: every knife we take off the street is one that.
Speaker 2: Can of course. It's just gone twenty past seven. We
Speaker 2: are on the air with Might Push the Chief commission
Speaker 2: this morning. You happen to take some calls, Sure done.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number. If you would like
Speaker 2: to chat with Mike and you've got a question for
Speaker 2: the Chief of police, give us a call here at
Speaker 2: Nover thirteen twenty fourteen. Will come back to take calls
Speaker 2: next morning, Melbourne. Just go on. Twenty seven past seven.
Speaker 2: You are on the air, which as Lauren Clint here
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 5: The Chief Jason Lawrence Crob he's a popo.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's a friend of our show.
Speaker 4: Chief Commissioner Mike Push from the Victorian Police is here now.
Speaker 1: Mike. We love that we get the chance to speak
Speaker 1: to you and thank you for.
Speaker 4: Coming in because Victoria does feel like it's in a
Speaker 4: really trying time at the moment, and it's it's wonderful
Speaker 4: for us that we get to talk to you but
Speaker 4: it's our audience at home who are equally as frustrated,
Speaker 4: who would like to have ask you some questions.
Speaker 1: You're down for that, sure, all right?
Speaker 2: Twenty fourteen is our number to join us on the air.
Speaker 1: Who we got FI owner? Good morning?
Speaker 7: OHI hell are you well?
Speaker 1: You've got a question for the bus?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I know. I guess. The frustration is these underages out
Speaker 7: there doing this stuff. And I'm thinking, whether you know,
Speaker 7: is it a consideration about curfews. I mean, we had
Speaker 7: them in COVID for under you know, for people maybe
Speaker 7: underage people. You know, there's a curfew setup and parents
Speaker 7: are fined or families are fined, and that money goes
Speaker 7: back into education and community services to get these disorted.
Speaker 9: I get what you're saying forout it, but you know
Speaker 9: it's intolerable and not acceptable that fourteen year olds are
Speaker 9: out in South south Bank at two am are getting
Speaker 9: involved in knife crime. What I would like to see
Speaker 9: happen is, especially those young people that have been bailed
Speaker 9: for other offenses, are on electronic bail, so we know
Speaker 9: exactly where they where they are. They've got conditions not
Speaker 9: to leave home and we monitor those so the minute
Speaker 9: they breach those conditions, we're on top of them and
Speaker 9: we take them home.
Speaker 1: Would that be with like an ankle brain, Yes, with.
Speaker 9: An ankle Bracely we that we do. We've got it
Speaker 9: for about sixty young people. We need to roll that
Speaker 9: out further. We need to use it's a trial, right,
Speaker 9: and we need to use it for our old offenders
Speaker 9: as well.
Speaker 2: But I've choked around about this in the past. I
Speaker 2: know we say it's a trial. I can go down
Speaker 2: Apple and by an air attack and strap it to
Speaker 2: someone like it's twenty twenty five. Surely we would have
Speaker 2: the tech by now, wouldn't we.
Speaker 1: I guess it.
Speaker 9: The tech does exist. I think in New Zealand there
Speaker 9: are nearly two and a half thousand people on electronic
Speaker 9: monitored bail, so we know where they are and we
Speaker 9: know where they breach. In the minute they breach, we
Speaker 9: deploy to it.
Speaker 1: So that helped like curve reoffending.
Speaker 9: Yes, absolutely, And I think and I've been talking to
Speaker 9: the Department of Justice about this. I think we need
Speaker 9: to do a lot more of it.
Speaker 2: Because it's his ignorance.
Speaker 5: But when someone is bailed, be it a young offender
Speaker 5: an older offender, they are some of their conditions are
Speaker 5: curfew based, which are clearly flouted by the kids.
Speaker 2: They're it's like they unless you're driving around to their
Speaker 2: house and checking, you don't know, and then more police.
Speaker 4: If they were monitored like that, you'd be able to
Speaker 4: tell it anytime where they are and you can go
Speaker 4: hang on.
Speaker 9: So the way it works in New Zealand, as we
Speaker 9: have a corrections person and now what we're going to
Speaker 9: establish as our state command and coordination center. Their minute,
Speaker 9: there's a breach on that ankle, bracelet we respond go
Speaker 9: pick them up? Right exactly?
Speaker 3: Is it just us, Mike? Is it just Victoria that's
Speaker 3: in a bad place?
Speaker 9: Well, I think everyone's grappling with crime, and but that's
Speaker 9: why we're reorganizing ourselves and working with government to get
Speaker 9: a response because the levels of crime are unacceptable and
Speaker 9: the fear of crime is unacceptable.
Speaker 4: Can we turn it around because it feels like we're
Speaker 4: in a hole and we're not even close to digging
Speaker 4: ourselves out of it.
Speaker 9: Of course we can and we must for our people.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to Sarah in Mentoi morning. Sarah,
Speaker 2: you're on with Mike Bush, Chief of Police. What's your question.
Speaker 7: Wanting guys wanting cheese. So there's a lot of protests
Speaker 7: going on locally at the moment.
Speaker 2: I was just wondering, what's your view.
Speaker 9: On the protest Hi, Sarah, good question, very topical. At
Speaker 9: the moment, you would have heard us say that we
Speaker 9: deploy twenty five thousand shifts since October twenty twenty three
Speaker 9: to manage protests. Everyone's got a right to protest, but
Speaker 9: I appeal to the protest community to think about doing
Speaker 9: this differently. Whatever your causes, you have empathy for others.
Speaker 9: How about practicing that empathy and compassion for Malburnians. So
Speaker 9: if I deployed half of that twenty five thousand shifts
Speaker 9: to crime prevention, that would really help to get on
Speaker 9: public crime. But also I watched the weekend protests closing
Speaker 9: down almost the entire CBD. There are businesses that are suffering,
Speaker 9: Our tourism suffers. So can you also consider and apply
Speaker 9: your compassion and empathy to Malburnian I.
Speaker 2: Don't get a twenty Do you remember the trucks when
Speaker 2: they all started banking up, shutting down the bridges and stuff,
Speaker 2: And you're trying to get us on your side for
Speaker 2: what you're protesting. It makes no sense.
Speaker 4: Protesting can be a really important part of COB But
Speaker 4: you have people's right to protest.
Speaker 2: But you're annoying everybody and stopping them in their tracks
Speaker 2: is not going to get the support of the public.
Speaker 1: Mike, did the police work with these organizations here?
Speaker 9: We've got good lines of communication with them, but you know,
Speaker 9: I'm asking them, if you want to protest, protest, but
Speaker 9: you might need to stop marching and closing down our CBD.
Speaker 4: But there's often it's not there's a large portion of
Speaker 4: the protesters who are doing the right thing, group of
Speaker 4: absolute idiots that ruin it.
Speaker 9: There is a very very small group who ruin it
Speaker 9: for everyone.
Speaker 1: And is it the same group pretty much?
Speaker 2: Pretty much?
Speaker 9: You know, ninety five percent of those people are very
Speaker 9: peaceful people. But again, can you think about your fellow
Speaker 9: Melbournians and just stay put for a little bit, don't
Speaker 9: close down the CBD, don't impact on our reputation, don't
Speaker 9: impact on businesses, and don't cause us to have to
Speaker 9: deploy so many police.
Speaker 2: That's used five thousand and here we are saying we
Speaker 2: need them, you know more on the street.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you're moving things in the right direction
Speaker 4: for Victoria Police. And I know the police force must
Speaker 4: be so grateful to get back on the streets and
Speaker 4: get out of all that back end stuff.
Speaker 2: Mike. So that's what they joined for that those crazy kiwis.
Speaker 2: They're onto something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, real policing you we could follow New Zealands.
Speaker 2: Mike. Good to have you. Thanks coming in.
Speaker 9: Mate, My pleasure. Great to see you.
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Speaker 2: Maybe you could give it a go.
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Speaker 3: And is he good?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 4: I think originally the film was going to be earlier
Speaker 4: and then COVID hit and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: And then he kept practicing.
Speaker 3: He could go to the Olympics.
Speaker 2: Is that nicked for you?
Speaker 1: He probably could people playing table tennis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ah, there's a professional sport.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: It's quite impressive.
Speaker 2: People who called out good and I coordination.
Speaker 1: Is like someone taking it seriously and terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, like just chill out at the public.
Speaker 5: So this is a Christmas film, Well it's coming out well,
Speaker 5: good timing because we love table tennis on Christmas.
Speaker 1: Do you think he's ever going to pull that out again?
Speaker 2: I'm good better than you. That's so good. That's that's
Speaker 2: all we did during lockdown. Did a table tennis in
Speaker 2: the ground. You would fold it out and it began
Speaker 2: a little slice backhand. Yes, he backhands most Okay.
Speaker 1: So when we were talking about the I've got it
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Hang on.
Speaker 1: So seriously, when.
Speaker 2: You want to go, I want to go. I want
Speaker 2: to take you. See, I think to.
Speaker 3: The to the table tennis cleaners.
Speaker 2: I think I'd be surprised if you can return to
Speaker 2: your serve get off it.
Speaker 3: You'd be one of those annoying blokes to do a
Speaker 3: little drop serf.
Speaker 2: I wait to get at the back of the room
Speaker 2: and I go run that boy, and then just drop
Speaker 2: it over the net and that wait.
Speaker 3: Wait till you see my little slice backhand down the line.
Speaker 1: Done with your track to.
Speaker 2: Gross we got you were here.
Speaker 3: Sorry, that was a real I'm good at table tennis.
Speaker 1: I'm not that dirty masculine conversation.
Speaker 4: That wasn't that masculine you're talking about table tennis have
Speaker 4: all things, you know.
Speaker 2: What we need? The guy does the score gun at
Speaker 2: the AO to see what our speed is on our serf.
Speaker 2: I put a bit bit more spin on my serf.
Speaker 4: Remember when you wanted to actually do that at the
Speaker 4: straighta to see how fast your serve was, and it
Speaker 4: was so slow I didn't.
Speaker 1: Even suf, so don't be doing it.
Speaker 2: I was like, you need to check the speed gun. Guys,
Speaker 2: it's not working.
Speaker 3: Do you want to play with it?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: You know why because you're not good at it?
Speaker 1: No, but I'm doubting that you two are.
Speaker 2: We're excellent, and I'm not going to turn.
Speaker 4: Dressed head to toe in my table tennis gear and
Speaker 4: then not be able to play because.
Speaker 5: I'm You've also got to have a profee in your
Speaker 5: left hand as well.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, hey, question, what are you good at? Like
Speaker 2: a useless skill?
Speaker 4: Like do you think he's ever going to pull that
Speaker 4: out after learning table tennis? Do you think it's going
Speaker 4: to go on playing a table tennis championship Timothy.
Speaker 2: Summer, Johnny, it's a I gues. It's a use of skill,
Speaker 2: but I'm very good at it. Well, I know the
Speaker 2: exact time to arrive at an airport to get on
Speaker 2: the plane.
Speaker 1: How would you know that because you never go to
Speaker 1: the air book.
Speaker 2: No, no, But when I go, like remember that time
Speaker 2: we were going to Adelaide because I went too early.
Speaker 2: You were freaking. We have to go. We need to
Speaker 2: get the car. We need to get there right now
Speaker 2: and clean. We got all the time in the world.
Speaker 1: Cleant's a bit of a panic when it comes to that.
Speaker 2: I can walk into the terminal, walk straight through, and
Speaker 2: I want to enjoy the experience.
Speaker 1: We want some truffle fries and a champagne and the ladde.
Speaker 2: Like owt to for the launch at the time, it's
Speaker 2: I go straight on the plane by Hebry.
Speaker 1: Jackson straight y. Daniel Steonenut's running through terminal four chee.
Speaker 2: So you're good at the air you're good at the airport.
Speaker 4: Donuts are all getting mashed up in the.
Speaker 1: Not good at anything? Hand on, I'm not because I'm
Speaker 1: a quitter. Finally we agree, I'll try that.
Speaker 3: You're good at you know what you're good at.
Speaker 2: You're good at getting yourself out of pickles.
Speaker 1: I'm very good at getting my pickles.
Speaker 2: You are coming to get yourself into them. You got
Speaker 2: to get yourself out of Actually, yeah, you know what
Speaker 2: you're You're probably the one person I would ring in
Speaker 2: a crisis. In a crisis, you're the crisis center. You
Speaker 2: know how to get us out of situations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good at getting you two out.
Speaker 2: Of oh yeah yeah, ye, not herself. I'm quite good
Speaker 2: at all nighters.
Speaker 5: You are endurance, Yeah, for someone who works some silly hours.
Speaker 2: You got told the other day you forgot you left
Speaker 2: the club at six. I know that.
Speaker 3: I thought it was quarter past six. As it turns out.
Speaker 2: It's half us.
Speaker 1: I've been hospital for a month, so.
Speaker 2: The next day probably do a fortieth on Saturday night.
Speaker 2: Listen to my voice, I sound like Patty and sell
Speaker 2: match Bishop thirteen twenty four Ten is out number? Is
Speaker 2: there a useless skill that you have? Just something you're
Speaker 2: really really good at thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: Tennis isn't useless, It's quite good, quite impressive.
Speaker 2: I've got four hundred dollars Specsavers vouchers up for grabs.
Speaker 2: You can go and get yourself in your pair of
Speaker 2: Specsavers frames with any lens option, maybe duck in grab
Speaker 2: some Sonny, here.
Speaker 1: Is something hold about.
Speaker 4: I've got a girlfriend who you just wouldn't expect it,
Speaker 4: but she's a pool shark. Yes, and the guys go fine,
Speaker 4: I'll play with you and she annihilates them every time.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen Hot what's your useless skill? Hello? Rider
Speaker 2: and kesher right round? Pop quiz. A famous movie that
Speaker 2: was the closing credits, Ah, Hangover.
Speaker 1: Yes, Hangover, good Man and the Hangover.
Speaker 2: Very different with all the photos of what they got
Speaker 2: up to in Vegas. Yeah, oh yeah, and married. We
Speaker 2: should do that on our next team night out to
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: What's that take photos of our bad decision?
Speaker 3: It's a long camera.
Speaker 1: No one wants to not hument that, No one.
Speaker 2: Good morning Melbourne. This is an over one hundred. You're
Speaker 2: on the air with Jason Lauren clint here as well.
Speaker 2: Five K question coming up very soon. But at the
Speaker 2: moment we are talking useless skills.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your little niche skill that you've got going on? Timothy.
Speaker 4: Timothy has said that he learned how to play table
Speaker 4: tennis for six years so he could play a table
Speaker 4: tennis player.
Speaker 1: Must do his own stunts, Timothy. He's also a good.
Speaker 2: Dancer twenty fourteen. I would love to learn how to dance.
Speaker 1: Remember he did that, he did the Rihanna dance.
Speaker 2: Didn't he know? That was Tom Holland?
Speaker 1: Was Tom?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It was Tom Holland.
Speaker 4: Umbrella, Yes, umbrella, Timothy stating kin Jenner, who is now
Speaker 4: a singer, a singer, a singer.
Speaker 1: Would you believe it? Tyler in Mornington, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1: Good You're really good at something.
Speaker 8: Oh, just really good hearing it Literally, I've got one
Speaker 8: of the best hearing from the audiologists like me.
Speaker 2: It's amazing, especially with such a bad phone lit so.
Speaker 1: You can so like, what could you hear that I couldn't?
Speaker 8: I can drop it.
Speaker 5: Then talking, whispering, eating, chewing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. We need no, we need to take
Speaker 2: you to a restaurant so we can get you to
Speaker 2: eavesdrop on conversations and tell us what we're talking about. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's it's a curse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it would like if I had to
Speaker 1: listen to you distracting.
Speaker 4: Because you know how jas choos into the microphone Sometimes
Speaker 4: in Clinton, I have to take our headphones out walk out.
Speaker 1: If I could hear that, like really acutely, that would do.
Speaker 3: My There is a hearing test you can do with
Speaker 3: your ear pods.
Speaker 2: Have you done it? Yes? Yeah, yeah, which over a
Speaker 2: period of time.
Speaker 3: I think it might be ninety seconds. It sort of
Speaker 3: releases different pings and you've got a press the button
Speaker 3: when you hear it, and it tests out good hearing.
Speaker 2: I just thought of another use of the skill I
Speaker 2: have go talk to me. I can see when someone's
Speaker 2: about to spill something.
Speaker 1: Or breaks up, but is it too late to stop them.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, like like like with three kids and
Speaker 2: a clumsy wife like Lou might put a drink down,
Speaker 2: but she'll put it right on the edge of a table,
Speaker 2: and I can see that's going. That's a window into
Speaker 2: the future. Yes, but only with that situation. Yes, I
Speaker 2: do you do? Yeah? Might step being to move the class.
Speaker 1: She must love that.
Speaker 2: She never mentioned you're like a medium.
Speaker 1: Would you say you're psychic.
Speaker 2: You're a drinks medium. Yes, I think John Edward. All right,
Speaker 2: let's go to Jackie. Hello Jackie, good morning, welcome back.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 7: I am ridiculously good at I'll watch the floor with you.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 2: Oh, Jackie, you've come to the wrong place style because
Speaker 2: I am the king of Have you got to no attack?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: I flip, she's a she's got switches it clip slip.
Speaker 2: I didn't know there were.
Speaker 1: Soe many very in Vegas.
Speaker 2: No, no, they've canceled it.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's back. I believe it. Yeah, they're doing
Speaker 1: a thing in Vegas.
Speaker 2: What are you doing next week? Jackie? Should we go
Speaker 2: to Vegas and try a hand at the un tables?
Speaker 1: Let's go now. Jason thinks he's the king of.
Speaker 2: I want to take Jackie.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he remembers.
Speaker 2: I will take you on any day.
Speaker 1: Jackie, when we're in Hide and Seek, I beat JAS
Speaker 1: six one true or false, Jason?
Speaker 2: That is true as having off day.
Speaker 1: Thanks Jackie.
Speaker 4: We should have a no no championship. Yes, that's a
Speaker 4: very US idea.
Speaker 2: It really is ten thousand dollars, like how they like
Speaker 2: a Vegas casino? Yeah, and then someone's going to walk
Speaker 2: out with ten grand and be crown Melbourne's best, you know, champion.
Speaker 4: I was thinking maybe Nover hats and Novo socks. But
Speaker 4: if you've got ten great go for it is doing
Speaker 4: a hat.
Speaker 2: Keep listening morning, John? What are you good at? Sun?
Speaker 8: I am really good at controlling PowerPoint slides, in particular
Speaker 8: with song lyrics.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what.
Speaker 8: So I need to give long story short. I used
Speaker 8: to be part of a church crew and you know
Speaker 8: how you go there? They sing along with the songs, right.
Speaker 8: I used to be one of the best people that
Speaker 8: would control those slides and I'll always change it on
Speaker 8: the right.
Speaker 1: Basically karaoke situation.
Speaker 2: And then you brighten the lights on the bait is
Speaker 2: that he changally and.
Speaker 1: He changed to the next slight. He changed to the
Speaker 1: next slide at the right time.
Speaker 2: Wow, what a skill I mean we are What about
Speaker 2: his voice as well? John? You have a great voice.
Speaker 2: Let's got a helen.
Speaker 1: Do you only do it in church or do you
Speaker 1: think you did it require?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Is it always in church, John? Or would you do
Speaker 1: it in a nightclub?
Speaker 8: Wuld only do it in church? There's no point in him.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's a left us with your presentation
Speaker 2: to music. Please welcome John. Hello, Helen, he's a huge
Speaker 2: he is Hello, what do you useless? Skill? Helen?
Speaker 7: I'm a bit of a psychic media, Helen, Come at
Speaker 7: me in what way?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Are you are you seeing when people are going to die?
Speaker 2: You seeing when drinks are going to fall?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 7: There's that that.
Speaker 2: Then there's also I used.
Speaker 4: To do answer, don't tell us when we're going to do?
Speaker 4: Nothing too serious. But Jase doesn't like it. You got
Speaker 4: anything coming to you about Clinton? I?
Speaker 8: Oh, it's more about Clint's relationship.
Speaker 1: Okay, everyone let her get into that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, there will be someone Clint, but I feel
Speaker 7: like it's in the States, not in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: All right, lady, that's an issue because I've just committed
Speaker 3: to Melbourne.
Speaker 4: No, don't you dare take him away from complication clean,
Speaker 4: that's the thing.
Speaker 2: So you think he's going to find a love and
Speaker 2: it'll be.
Speaker 5: Interstate, Yes, even though he's been a landing you know,
Speaker 5: landed here.
Speaker 1: Well, that's that's complicated. She's just going to have to
Speaker 1: come to you because I'm not letting you go anywhere.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely not. You need to widen your radius on
Speaker 2: the app.
Speaker 1: Do you think we're the problem in your dating life?
Speaker 3: Jason, there's many problems.
Speaker 2: Let's do it. Excuse me every day your chance to
Speaker 2: win five thousand dollars. At eight o'clock, let's go to
Speaker 2: Katie is our player this morning from Don Valeo.
Speaker 4: Katie.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Jason, Laurie.
Speaker 2: Oh Katie, she's way too smart for this show.
Speaker 1: You're a scientist.
Speaker 2: Hello, good morning Katie. You're a scientist. Stacey, you're a
Speaker 2: smarty pants.
Speaker 1: What sort of science, Katie?
Speaker 4: Theology?
Speaker 1: Geology?
Speaker 2: I went to wicked science on school holidays? Is that
Speaker 2: very s?
Speaker 1: What is a geologist?
Speaker 2: Dig up bones? Archaeologists?
Speaker 1: Not quiteologists?
Speaker 7: Theologists thinks that mineral and metal?
Speaker 2: That was my second guest.
Speaker 8: This is them for materials that we basically need every day.
Speaker 8: You iologist is the first person that interacts.
Speaker 1: With far too or whatever. Do you find diamonds? Sorry
Speaker 1: to do diamonds.
Speaker 2: You've got any spirits you can throw my way. I
Speaker 2: have been to the.
Speaker 5: South African diamond That was really exciting.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm not one to throw shade, but I can't
Speaker 2: help but notice you've opted to go the medium. Question
Speaker 2: today is five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: I know this.
Speaker 2: Give me a look, all right, Katie, you'll know this case. Yeah.
Speaker 2: If you don't know this, Katie, you hand back your
Speaker 2: diamonds for five hundred dollars. You need to answer within
Speaker 2: the three seconds.
Speaker 1: Speaking of handing back diamonds.
Speaker 2: Okay, for five hundred dollars, here is your question. Who
Speaker 2: was Nicole Kidman married to before Keith Urban? Three?
Speaker 4: Two? All one?
Speaker 6: God, come on Tom, it needed to be before the buzzer, Katie.
Speaker 1: She's just given back to diamonds to Keith Urban. I know,
Speaker 1: how was that they've gone splits?
Speaker 2: I didn't expect that on the break. Oh.
Speaker 1: I loved Nicole and I really love Keith and I
Speaker 1: love Nichole.
Speaker 2: They just don't love each other. Katie. Thanks you giving
Speaker 2: it a crack. I know are ready for a good
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Speaker 2: in Melbourne. Book a tour today, you local Good Start.
Speaker 4: Can we not take sides on the Nicole and Keith split?
Speaker 4: You know people got on team Tom, just let them be.
Speaker 2: Well, see, I'm going to back it in and say
Speaker 2: there's more of a chance we're going to get off
Speaker 2: with Keith Urban Interview. So I'm and Ken Keith, I
Speaker 2: mean it is a it is an interesting one.
Speaker 3: Taking sides post people do it all the time, I.
Speaker 2: Know, and Clint doesn't like confrontations.
Speaker 1: For how many times have you gone in trouble for you.
Speaker 3: Get broken up as friends over text me?
Speaker 1: Clint one's got friend dumped?
Speaker 2: What what do you mean?
Speaker 1: It took my side?
Speaker 2: And then you got a text on the that worked
Speaker 2: out stuff of that decision.
Speaker 4: And absolutely not he'd still be on the streets.
Speaker 1: I took him in.
Speaker 2: It seems to be going so well right now. A
Speaker 2: five K question returns this time tomorrow. Coming up next,
Speaker 2: A big event happened over the break. I haven't told
Speaker 2: you guys about in the Hawkn's household. We're going to
Speaker 2: go there after Taylor Swift on Nova. It is Jason
Speaker 2: Lauren Clint here as well. Big news for TATA fans
Speaker 2: out there, the Swifties. We have a multi part docco
Speaker 2: series and a movie coming our way of Behind the
Speaker 2: Scenes of the Earrors Tour. She dropped the news last night.
Speaker 3: Announcement last night. Yeah, she's addicted to announcements.
Speaker 4: She's addicted to like she's a boss. She is so strategic,
Speaker 4: like there would be a reason it was last night.
Speaker 4: There's a reason for everything she does. I'm loving all
Speaker 4: the interviews.
Speaker 5: There's a cool little video which is going around about
Speaker 5: which shows her tipping all the staff on the way
Speaker 5: out of one of the shows.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Really, she does that a lot, so she's clearly
Speaker 2: quite generous. Guys, we've just returned fro him a two
Speaker 2: week break. The second week the kids were back at school.
Speaker 2: Big milestone in the Hawkns household. Year old honey, your
Speaker 2: spirit animal? First school camp in the holidays? No, no,
Speaker 2: when they were back at school second week, where did
Speaker 2: he go?
Speaker 1: Hang on, they have two weeks off.
Speaker 2: You don't know where he went.
Speaker 1: Chum Creek or something in Mount Martha Way.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're just happy to sit. You put him on
Speaker 3: the bus and see you later.
Speaker 5: But wait, could have taken into buddy anywhere, the juvenile
Speaker 5: Justice center for you get well.
Speaker 2: They came back to it quickly. They need to lock
Speaker 2: those guys.
Speaker 1: So they had two weeks school holidays, they went back
Speaker 1: to school, went straight.
Speaker 2: On school can yeah, straight on school camp.
Speaker 1: No, let's hit the books for a few weeks.
Speaker 2: Well, they waited for the tuesday. They didn't go on
Speaker 2: the Monday, did they go to school on the Monday. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they did. Went to school on the Monday and then
Speaker 2: Monday night.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the packing list, Lauren. I loved the package.
Speaker 2: It looked like we were going on a family holiday
Speaker 2: to Barley.
Speaker 1: Four pairs of form socks.
Speaker 2: Now here's the gook down to Ossie Disposal. All that
Speaker 2: stuff we.
Speaker 1: Rocked up in disposal. Still think there was one.
Speaker 2: Good bye, a sleeping bag and a pellet gun. Yes, and.
Speaker 4: The mum would go nine, you don't need a bottle opener,
Speaker 4: you don't need a stand they night.
Speaker 2: But the packing and the politics of who am I
Speaker 2: sharing a cabin with they allowed to take, Scrogan, I'm
Speaker 2: going to get to what they were allowed to take.
Speaker 2: So he rocked up a big duffel bag, backpack and
Speaker 2: sleeping back like each kid had like three bags. It
Speaker 2: was unbelievable. We dropped them all off on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: How many nights?
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: One night? I think? I think it was like, you know,
Speaker 2: it's like a taste of skill cam. They don't want
Speaker 2: them away for too long.
Speaker 1: Take three bags for one night.
Speaker 2: And here's ago. When the bus rocked up the next morning,
Speaker 2: all the parents are there. Sorry, next afternoon. I'm there
Speaker 2: ready to pick him up with all the other parents.
Speaker 2: Every kid got off the bus and every parent went
Speaker 2: they're in the same clothes as they left it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're nine year old boys.
Speaker 2: They're not going to change.
Speaker 1: Yuck mugine. The smell.
Speaker 2: The teachers got off that bus and looked like they
Speaker 2: had been to war. Well, they probably had been, like,
Speaker 2: hats off to him looking.
Speaker 1: After his backpack, and he would have.
Speaker 3: Taken games and stuff.
Speaker 2: Let's get to the contraband.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because everyone smuggled contraband, do they inspect the bags?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah they do, they do, and the kids knew this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, compartments.
Speaker 2: So I saw Honey packing his bag on the weekend.
Speaker 2: I said, you're taking a Teddy Bear and he goes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: a couple of us are taken stuffed animals. What they've
Speaker 2: done is that cut a little hole in the bottom
Speaker 2: of the stuffed animal. They had ripped out all the
Speaker 2: feeling of these stuffed animal, packed it full of candy.
Speaker 2: But then wait for it. Then he goes, they had
Speaker 2: those sticky tape.
Speaker 1: Shir they're in the boogie board bags.
Speaker 2: He goes, and I just need a couple of like
Speaker 2: fun sized Mars bars or something to check in my
Speaker 2: back and I said, wow, you got the Teddy Bear decoy.
Speaker 2: He goes, we need decoy candy. So when the teachers
Speaker 2: find that, they think cool, we've got it.
Speaker 4: But now you by saying this on the radio, you've
Speaker 4: ruined it for every other nine you're on going on
Speaker 4: school camp.
Speaker 2: Well, I told him when I dropped him off, I
Speaker 2: said to him and his mates that you guys know
Speaker 2: they have the airport scanners at school camp. You got
Speaker 2: to stand there with your arms up and they'll scan
Speaker 2: you and should us in their faces. They turned bloody white,
Speaker 2: but he loved it.
Speaker 1: You know those airports scanners don't scan for Mars bus.
Speaker 2: Right, I've been sweating every time I go through Teafaul
Speaker 2: put them in.
Speaker 1: The sorry so you can't take snickers on board.
Speaker 2: I've been doing all this week. When comfortably hide.
Speaker 1: It melt down, his pants stand in my pocket. Chase
Speaker 1: looks like he's put himself on it. They're the Mars bars.
Speaker 1: He strapped his bunder or did you get away with it?
Speaker 2: Away with? And when he got off the bus and
Speaker 2: said how was it? He goes, can we talk about
Speaker 2: it later? I need to sleep and what he means,
Speaker 2: He goes, we pulled them all night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course they did.
Speaker 2: He goes, there was a party in the cabin next
Speaker 2: to ours.
Speaker 1: What did you think? Okay, we're going to do get
Speaker 1: on the vaves, go and make down for and go
Speaker 1: to sleep at seven o'clock they did make.
Speaker 2: Then the teachers went to bed at seven and then
Speaker 2: there is ed a little more book to play. Taller
Speaker 2: Swiss wedding as well. Apparently this is number one hundred.
Speaker 2: You're on the air with Jase and Lauren Clinton as well.
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Speaker 2: set it up at the counter. It's like I can't
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Speaker 4: I know, what about when someone's before you and you're
Speaker 4: in the line and you've got like a whole forty
Speaker 4: five seconds to peruse all the next stand and you're.
Speaker 2: Like, but you need to be ready to make your choice.
Speaker 2: You don't want to hold up the list.
Speaker 3: Anyone ever buy the fruit in the basket.
Speaker 2: To what I need? Is it like lolly? Or yeah,
Speaker 2: me too? Yeah, yes, bread banana bread. Hey, guys, can
Speaker 2: we just take a moment to extend our love to
Speaker 2: the executive producer of this show, Brody ri Ip Brody. Okay,
Speaker 2: so yesterday we had a situation in the office where
Speaker 2: Brody quickly turned it.
Speaker 4: Jase made a horrible mistake on air, horrible, and we catastrophic.
Speaker 1: We had dead air.
Speaker 4: And Brody quickly tried to move at a pace that
Speaker 4: was too fast for his body.
Speaker 2: I would say he sprung into action. He dropped like
Speaker 2: a sack of potatoes and his ankle, Oh, mate, it
Speaker 2: swelled up and we were like, you need to take
Speaker 2: pressure off that. And that is when Clint came to
Speaker 2: the rescue. Now he's on crutches. And where we get
Speaker 2: the crutches from. They were in my boot.
Speaker 1: Clint just happened. Okay, you know what, Tomorrow, no one
Speaker 1: touched a thing in the car. Tomorrow we are finding
Speaker 1: those random we're going through.
Speaker 2: So I had crutches in there.
Speaker 3: I've had them in there for two years.
Speaker 5: Why silly housemaid of mine, former housemate now rolled his
Speaker 5: ankle somewhere. And Dad, being a medical person, he has
Speaker 5: a treasure trove of all things medical, medical, things medical,
Speaker 5: and I ended up with the crutches and never return them.
Speaker 2: Now, Brodie, you're welcome. I know there's green whistles in
Speaker 2: the boot.
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 2: Not that I know of.
Speaker 4: Thing is when you don't have children like Clinton I,
Speaker 4: you very rarely use the back seat on the boot.
Speaker 4: Things just live on the front seat, or you just
Speaker 4: throw things at the back and then very rarely do
Speaker 4: people get in and you have to move things. So
Speaker 4: things could sit there for years and you wouldn't even
Speaker 4: know when was the last time you had passengers in
Speaker 4: your back seat?
Speaker 1: Years since crutches went in.
Speaker 2: Well, we sent producer gen Z down to the cars
Speaker 2: before goodness, she has gone through all our car boots.
Speaker 5: Who are we starting with? Okay, you don't know all right,
Speaker 5: we're going to close our eye. The games is going
Speaker 5: to come in and hold up an item from one
Speaker 5: of our cars, and then we have to confess. Are
Speaker 5: you ready? I'm quite nervous because I've got some random
Speaker 5: your eyes in three.
Speaker 1: To one found in our boot.
Speaker 2: And opening eyes in three to one, it's a shoe,
Speaker 2: just a simple sneaker.
Speaker 1: Oh no, there might in the box.
Speaker 2: Brand new running shoes, but in a box.
Speaker 4: No no, their tennis shoes for playing tennis. Because last sorry,
Speaker 4: Lon Hewart, no, last summer, last summer.
Speaker 1: Last night, I was going to join the tennis club.
Speaker 2: So you went and bought all the gear.
Speaker 1: I think there might be two pairs in.
Speaker 2: There, but you know how many games do you play?
Speaker 1: They're still in the box. That's been over a year
Speaker 1: of me. I've never played done a tennis lesson, but
Speaker 1: I went and bought.
Speaker 4: All the game.
Speaker 2: That's such a Lauren Phillips think the summer I played tennis.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's two pairs of actual special tennis shoes.
Speaker 1: Like I'm impact. They're like Roger Federer on.
Speaker 2: You just you just run out, don't you straight away?
Speaker 2: Like you you're all in, You're you're fad girl.
Speaker 1: It's just I reckon. It's about tennesse season against join.
Speaker 5: One. Okay, holding up the item opened them in three
Speaker 5: two one?
Speaker 2: What is that? Goodness, gracious man, what is that?
Speaker 1: What is it? Bubbles entertainment? That sounds like but.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's a membership car'd for what give me that?
Speaker 2: Bubbles entertainment?
Speaker 4: Bubbles entertainment, that's some kind of entertainer.
Speaker 5: Well, when I tell you they specialize in balloon's face
Speaker 5: painting and magic.
Speaker 1: Oh definitely yours Clinton.
Speaker 2: Than Bubbles and Entertainment.
Speaker 3: I have the other bubbles.
Speaker 2: What actual bubble or the car?
Speaker 1: Did you know that was in there?
Speaker 2: No? I had no idea.
Speaker 1: Now did you go to Bubbles Entertainment?
Speaker 2: Maybe I did.
Speaker 1: There's a mobile number. Should we call Bubbles? I'm not
Speaker 1: buying that.
Speaker 2: This is a kids the cover. We'll get the phone
Speaker 2: ringing in the cleanse boot bubbles.
Speaker 1: Let's text Bubbles and see what. Let me see what other.
Speaker 4: Sim not buying?
Speaker 2: Okay, Third and final item.
Speaker 3: If you pull a cat out of mine, there's two
Speaker 3: more more.
Speaker 5: Okay, eyes closed, three to one, hold up the item
Speaker 5: three two one?
Speaker 2: Was that la boo boo?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a la boo boo.
Speaker 2: Let me guess, Lauren Phillips, that's smart. You're such a fact.
Speaker 1: And you know why. I don't know. But my dog
Speaker 1: uses it is a dog toy.
Speaker 2: Do you know how many kids doing that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Marla likes carrying around the pointer.
Speaker 3: Se I don't get give me a look at that,
Speaker 3: right for a dog? Why is that worth so much money?
Speaker 2: One? Eyes closed?
Speaker 3: Okay, this is mine.
Speaker 1: Obviously it would be weird if you were carrying.
Speaker 2: The item three two one.
Speaker 1: I was open a razor. Do you try shaving the car?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you knew how earlier we were talking about being
Speaker 5: having no heir count.
Speaker 2: Then you're not man escaping. You pull up at the lights.
Speaker 2: You've got a bit of time. You're kidding.
Speaker 4: Not in the sports carle leg.
Speaker 3: On the deshack, backsack and crack that called you.
Speaker 2: You would have the full wardrobe in your ye.
Speaker 5: I've got ties, I've got blazers, I've got all sorts, shoes.
Speaker 4: Bubbles, Bubbles, I'm back on the Bubbles Entertainment website.
Speaker 2: Sam Fender, Olivia Dean there, Good morning Melbourne. This is
Speaker 2: over one hundred. If you're a fan of allowed music,
Speaker 2: Houl you'd like to see Sabrina Carpenter in New York City.
Speaker 1: I just got back from New York City and it is.
Speaker 2: Nova can get you there. Her brand new album Man's
Speaker 2: Best Friend is out now. You have days left to
Speaker 2: register by the Novaplayer. We're going to announce a winner
Speaker 2: this Friday.
Speaker 8: Thank you for being.
Speaker 2: Melburn. Thanks Johnny's for the show today. She was a
Speaker 2: fun one.
Speaker 4: It sure was speak of live music. One thing we
Speaker 4: left here at Nova is inviting people.
Speaker 1: To Nova's Red Rooms. There is a global supers. Be
Speaker 1: careful stepping into Nova's Red Room. He doesn't want me
Speaker 1: to spoil it. He already spoiled it today.
Speaker 4: Places No, And when I found out about it, I
Speaker 4: demanded that we be there, Ja, because I'm excited and
Speaker 4: we're going to tell you who it is tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Don't miss it. You're gonna want to be a part of.
Speaker 2: This redroom plus great venue two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of my favorite.
Speaker 2: Yes, we've done a red room there before and it
Speaker 2: went off. I think it was our first red room.
Speaker 1: It was yeah, yeah, we're network.
Speaker 2: I don't know yet. So oh no, you're gonna love
Speaker 2: this one. Tomorrow our next international act that will be
Speaker 2: playing Nova's Red Room. I'll give you a little taste. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: you'll give it.
Speaker 1: Just it's not on me.
Speaker 2: Just snippet of this.
Speaker 3: Everyone like, you don't know, you don't.
Speaker 2: You hear it? Because give me one more you hear it?
Speaker 2: All right, that's it.
Speaker 3: Here is the Golden Girl.
Speaker 2: By bringing him back for I got some bad news
Speaker 2: I need to let you know about Jason Lauren.
Speaker 4: Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the socials