Speaker 1: High Scrollers is produced on gadigul Land.
Speaker 2: We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this
Speaker 2: country and Elder's past and present.
Speaker 1: Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. I'm Britney Sanders.
Speaker 2: And I'm all right hey, and this is High Scrollers,
Speaker 2: the podcast version of your favorite group chat.
Speaker 1: We've been sharing our lives online for over ten years,
Speaker 1: so who better to catch you up on everything that's going.
Speaker 2: Viral and we talk a lot about ourselves as well.
Speaker 2: This week on the podcast, Britney's had a revelation.
Speaker 1: My God You're episode title.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: Also one of the worst royal flushes for me, I
Speaker 2: bring up a trend that is all over my for
Speaker 2: you page and these two have absolutely no idea what's
Speaker 2: going on. And we also just talk about people's will
Speaker 2: to ask for things on the internet.
Speaker 3: Oh, plus, you've got a gift for me. We guess
Speaker 3: where I'm going again? It is happening this week. Deal
Speaker 3: me and doel Let's go.
Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning. We talked the whole day through
Speaker 1: a good morning, good morning. Well I'm in a good mud.
Speaker 3: I'm no, it's Tiffany back.
Speaker 1: Tiffanny hasn't gone in God, So tiff Fanny's back. I've
Speaker 1: got on some red cowboy boots. I think these are
Speaker 1: the ones the water Faye to stay.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, where are they from?
Speaker 1: They're from Boooooo. Maybe like a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: Tiffanny is back and I'm back from Adelaide. You're back
Speaker 1: from Brisbane. And I won't turn this into a big
Speaker 1: business episode, but Adelaide Fate pop up is going off,
Speaker 1: and I just want to say, the people of Adelaide
Speaker 1: are really fucking nice. Have you found that? Not that
Speaker 1: you've really spent much time in Adelaide when you've gone
Speaker 1: to do your shows, like you're in and you're out.
Speaker 1: But I've obviously been there for a week, so I've
Speaker 1: gotten to like no people, the local businesses around us.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw on our socials, but
Speaker 1: like we were going to get a coffee every morning
Speaker 1: of these two guys that own a coffee shop there
Speaker 1: called Ovo. Made best friends with them. We went out
Speaker 1: for dinner and then I was just joking saying they
Speaker 1: should make a sticky Fate gelado. They made it overnight.
Speaker 3: What what are you laughing at? Sorry?
Speaker 2: I just realized when we hit record that I didn't
Speaker 2: check my hand. Look, I've walked in, I sat down
Speaker 2: and they've gone quick for god.
Speaker 1: Hairs looking good. Did you get it done.
Speaker 2: Yeah before Brisbane. Yeah, yeah, a touch up. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I've got this little bit of the back. It's all
Speaker 2: a bit of a mess. I'm a bit of a
Speaker 2: mess at the moment. But congrats on opening Adelaide pop up.
Speaker 3: Love that for you.
Speaker 1: Thanks, It's going really well now I'm back. You've been
Speaker 1: and done your first two shows back cour tour. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in Brisbane, and then you went all out with a
Speaker 1: bang I.
Speaker 3: Saw, did I Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think I woke up on Sunday morning and I
Speaker 1: checked your close friend's story yep, and I feel like
Speaker 1: you're like getting in trouble at work and you're like
Speaker 1: getting caught out. You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So
Speaker 1: you went out after your show on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Nuth in my own time outside this work place. It's
Speaker 2: none of anyone's business.
Speaker 1: How many people do you have on your close friends story?
Speaker 3: By the way, I don't know, like thirty forty maybe
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, I woke up on Sunday morning to an
Speaker 1: absolute treat, absolute treat. It is in a hotel room,
Speaker 1: no like before they had gone out, clearly having some
Speaker 1: pre drinks. But when I was watching it, I'm like,
Speaker 1: he's already fucked. No like, I'm like, you're not going
Speaker 1: to get let into the clock. And it was actually
Speaker 1: really wholesome like Fortnight, because you were just sitting there
Speaker 1: singing your post friends. And I actually managed to screen
Speaker 1: record a little bit. So it's Matt sitting in a
Speaker 1: hotel having some drinks before they went out.
Speaker 3: My friend was there.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm that would be even more wholesome
Speaker 1: if you.
Speaker 3: Were by yourself behind the camera.
Speaker 1: So I only Rick scream recorded a minute because it
Speaker 1: was very long. It was lots of stories.
Speaker 2: I woke up the next day. I deleted all of these.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you've caught them on screen recording.
Speaker 1: Let's just play some little bits of the audio.
Speaker 3: Always know you made me smile. Please come on, it's
Speaker 3: a banger of a song. Oh no, I feel fil.
Speaker 1: Hey, Siri, play what's that song?
Speaker 3: By train?
Speaker 4: By train?
Speaker 2: I stop that Hay Soul sisters.
Speaker 3: On the of the my lift sun am I going
Speaker 3: bright red? Or I said, and don't man, no yo man,
Speaker 3: And so this is like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Anyway, you get the idea and it goes on and
Speaker 1: you haven't even gone out at that night.
Speaker 3: Well here's the thing. So I don't know why.
Speaker 2: So the Friday Night I was really nervous for the
Speaker 2: Friday Night Show because it was obviously six weeks off
Speaker 2: and I was meant to like rest the whole six weeks.
Speaker 2: I feel like I did anything, but in all like
Speaker 2: random opportunities, the Jennifer Coolidge Audible ad and things like
Speaker 2: just popped up last minute, and so I didn't just
Speaker 2: I actually didn't take time to like rest and recover
Speaker 2: from the first tour, and so going into this next one,
Speaker 2: I also didn't have much time to rehearse, and so
Speaker 2: I really went into the Friday Night Show like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I think I'm just not going to be
Speaker 2: able to do this, Like I don't think I can
Speaker 2: remember what I meant to say. Like imagine doing a
Speaker 2: Ted Talk like three or four months ago, and then
Speaker 2: like you're like, oh, do the Ted Talk tomorrow, Like
Speaker 2: you'd be like, what am I meant to say?
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, but when you got up there, did it all
Speaker 1: just come back to you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, thank god.
Speaker 3: It was fine. It was great show, but it was
Speaker 3: also the crowd.
Speaker 2: Like if the crowd hated me, then I reckon it
Speaker 2: would have been a disaster. But Friday night, I was
Speaker 2: so lucky. It was like an amazing crowd. And then
Speaker 2: so was Saturday. But because I was so nervous on Friday,
Speaker 2: I had this like aversion to food, like I was
Speaker 2: like I can't eat, like I'm so nervous. Yeah, which
Speaker 2: used to happen all the time during tour, and then
Speaker 2: this tour I have been eating bloody everything inside Dylan,
Speaker 2: So it was like like last time I was so stressed,
Speaker 2: I didn't need anything, and now this time I'm so stressed,
Speaker 2: I'm meaning everything. So this that came back though, and
Speaker 2: I was like I can't even. I went and bought
Speaker 2: some food and I like took one part of the
Speaker 2: burger and I was like, I feel sick, like I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't. And then.
Speaker 2: Saturday I just had that like not to the same extent,
Speaker 2: but I just had that same like feeling.
Speaker 1: Right, so You're doing a show on an empty stummy.
Speaker 2: Basically, and then as soon as I'm done, had a
Speaker 2: couple of room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all downhill from there.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I loved it. Out of every song that you could
Speaker 1: have thought to be playing when you're having some pre drinks,
Speaker 1: that song came to your mind, Like I would never
Speaker 1: think of that song, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I don't even like that song, but you're like play
Speaker 3: that song like time.
Speaker 2: I don't even know why that song came about in
Speaker 2: that way, but can I tell you? It was also
Speaker 2: the weirdest, wildest night ever, as in like not heapes wild,
Speaker 2: but just like things just kept happening to this first
Speaker 2: event and I it was called Flash, and my friend
Speaker 2: wanted to go and it's like I think it started
Speaker 2: in Sydney and it's in Melbourne as well, and they're
Speaker 2: doing Brisbane as well, and it's called Flash and I've
Speaker 2: heard a lot of good things about it. But you know,
Speaker 2: just like from the photos of the club that I've
Speaker 2: seen online, like it's.
Speaker 3: Very much like people is it in the valley? Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like a club night though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I used to love going out in the
Speaker 1: valley when I lived in Brisbane when I was nineteen.
Speaker 3: I love it. Yeah, did you love the beat?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: But is it like this was how long ago? Was
Speaker 1: I nineteen fourteen years ago or something like that? Is
Speaker 1: that really how long it is? So we all know
Speaker 1: that we can't do maths on this podcast. Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I used to love going out in the valley, but
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's different now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's still just as good. I love it.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: Brisbane clubbing is like the best clubbing. Did you see
Speaker 2: my video house? Like I was just walking to the
Speaker 2: shops and saw like one of the pubs on the
Speaker 2: corner just have like eighty people line dancing in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I saw that Chattahodies Chattahoochies, I think it's called. It's
Speaker 2: like it takes a saloon sort of looking thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my gosh. I was like, Brisbane is just
Speaker 3: such a vibe.
Speaker 2: Anyway, the point is we go out and I was
Speaker 2: a little nervous to go to this club night because,
Speaker 2: like the photos online, everyone's a very specific body type.
Speaker 2: It's everyone with their shirts off in their undies, you know,
Speaker 2: being gay. And I'm like, well, here I come, my
Speaker 2: leopard printed in downtown pants. Let's sell, let's have a
Speaker 2: good night.
Speaker 1: Become your personality. Do you have at least more than
Speaker 1: one pair.
Speaker 3: No nut, I think the browns and the white.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to get you a few more pairs
Speaker 1: of black than you because you always wear them.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: We canna do it, all right, I hate ten.
Speaker 3: And then we get in.
Speaker 2: I it was so funny because the first person I
Speaker 2: see inside is this guy named Tom who's followed me
Speaker 2: for like ten years.
Speaker 1: And shout out to Tom.
Speaker 3: Shout out to Tom.
Speaker 2: And the first thing he says to me is you
Speaker 2: blocked me on Twitter because I spoiled the drag Race finale.
Speaker 2: And I said, and rightfully, so bitch. And then we
Speaker 2: kind of like hung out here at Flash for a
Speaker 2: little bit, and he was so much fun. It was
Speaker 2: just like the most He's just like ridiculous, Like he
Speaker 2: was like level one hundred the whole night. And I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, this is hilarious. And then we weren't
Speaker 2: dancing or anything. We're just like walking around and blah
Speaker 2: blah talking and whatnot. And then we started dancing. We
Speaker 2: were like, we better have a dance. We start dancing
Speaker 2: for like five minutes, the fire alarm goes off. Everyone
Speaker 2: needs to be evacuated out into the streets. There's like
Speaker 2: like five hundred gay boys in underwear standing on the
Speaker 2: streets in the valley and me and mate at THET
Speaker 2: Prenton downtown.
Speaker 1: Do you want to know something bad? I don't know
Speaker 1: if anyone else does this, But when I used to
Speaker 1: live in an apartment, speaking of fire alarms, when I
Speaker 1: still live in an apartment in Sydney, our fire alarm
Speaker 1: would go off all the time, like it would false
Speaker 1: go off, or if someone's hair straight and it was
Speaker 1: too hot. I just used to stay inside.
Speaker 2: Well, I'd say, but I'd look over the balcony and
Speaker 2: go like if I can't smell smoke or like seeze
Speaker 2: what everyone else?
Speaker 1: I would just be like, I cannot be bothered.
Speaker 2: Just take me well, because I was also on level fourteen.
Speaker 2: That's a long way to walk down, Yeah, because the
Speaker 2: lifts don't bloody work and you're not meant to use
Speaker 2: them in an evacuation off your sleep.
Speaker 3: But I was like, well, I'm not walking down fourteen
Speaker 3: bloody levels.
Speaker 1: I should just lay in bed while I would listen
Speaker 1: to all my neighbors leaping there apart.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I always did a little smell check and a little
Speaker 2: site test and was like, if I'm gonna be fine.
Speaker 2: It will be fine. But anyway, don't take our advice.
Speaker 2: Everyone always leave in an evacuation. Please, yes, do as
Speaker 2: we say, not as we do on this podcast. So anyway,
Speaker 2: that's been evacuated and we're like, well, we don't know
Speaker 2: when we're going to be let back in or whatever,
Speaker 2: so like, let's just go to the beat because it
Speaker 2: was just around the corner. So we go to the beat,
Speaker 2: We get in and again we're just like hanging out whatever,
Speaker 2: and then we go inside to have a dance. We
Speaker 2: danced to one song and the lights come on and
Speaker 2: it's home time.
Speaker 3: What time was it? Three o'clock?
Speaker 2: Time just went so so fast because by the time
Speaker 2: I had like finished the show, got backstage, got undressed,
Speaker 2: got back to the hotel, showered, took my makeup off,
Speaker 2: had a few drinks in the hotel, performed Hay Soul Sister,
Speaker 2: and then got to the club and then the fire
Speaker 2: alarm went off and they went to the It was
Speaker 2: like hometime.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, whoa, when I watched your close
Speaker 1: friend's story, I feel like that was at like eleven PM,
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's late and they haven't even
Speaker 1: gone out yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah. True, Yeah. Well anyway, fabulous, fabulous, nice.
Speaker 1: Well speaking of Brisbane, Yeah, I actually have a gift
Speaker 1: for you from Brisbane. Yes, what from someone from Brisbane?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, God, I'm like after the haceold Sister revealed,
Speaker 2: I'm like really not coping, Like, I'm what is this
Speaker 2: going to be? We've started it's just my underwear from
Speaker 2: Saturday night coming back to me, Like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: So we've started a bit of an organic gift exchange
Speaker 1: on the pod here. Obviously we got our high Scrollers
Speaker 1: mugs here that a scroller sent in, and then you
Speaker 1: brought in the Amazon kindles and so, and then I
Speaker 1: brought the souvenirs from Greece and so now I'm here
Speaker 1: with another gift for you from a scroller and it's
Speaker 1: someone that I know personal, great friend, And I almost
Speaker 1: I don't want to say anything to you about what's
Speaker 1: in the box. I just want to hand it to
Speaker 1: you and you look at it and then we're going
Speaker 1: to talk about what it is. But I thought, wait,
Speaker 1: I kind of want to tell the scrollers what it
Speaker 1: is like in the mic, So could you or could
Speaker 1: you just go out the door for one second?
Speaker 3: My phone's going off like crazy, go.
Speaker 1: Do some emails for one minute. I'll yell out to you.
Speaker 1: Just stay up there, okay, scrollers. So Matt has gone out.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk more about it after he's seen it.
Speaker 1: But it is a beautiful handmade clutch bag and it's
Speaker 1: got hand like it's hand diamonded, and it's just so
Speaker 1: blingy and crystal sparkle vibes and it says all right
Speaker 1: hey on one side, and on the other side it
Speaker 1: says Australia's number one, Glamo's on. And I know Matt's
Speaker 1: feeling a bit rough today, but like knowing him, I
Speaker 1: feel like he's going to fall off his fucking chair.
Speaker 1: I showed it to gay Jay before Matt got here,
Speaker 1: and gay j was like, because it's that beautiful. So
Speaker 1: let's see his reaction and then we'll talk more about
Speaker 1: who sent it. Okay, Matt, Okay, so come back in
Speaker 1: and put your phone down yea, and close your eyes.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's a closed box though.
Speaker 1: True, Okay, I was just trying to build a suspense,
Speaker 1: so I'm going to say nothing about what's in it.
Speaker 3: Okay, what do you think it is?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know, have a guess.
Speaker 3: Can I shake it?
Speaker 1: No, don't.
Speaker 3: It is fragile.
Speaker 1: If you just yeah, if you had to have a guess,
Speaker 1: what do you think it is? What are you hope
Speaker 1: it is?
Speaker 3: Well, at the bottom of it's wet, so is it?
Speaker 3: Is it a consumable?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I must have just put it on something wet.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I feel like I've been thrown off with
Speaker 2: because I'm going to say it is a book.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're not going to tell me about that.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you. Yeah, what do you
Speaker 1: hope it is? Right now in this moment?
Speaker 6: A sick bag, an oxygen tank some Barcca did on
Speaker 6: Hunt hospital?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I don't know. I don't they get the game.
Speaker 2: Like for those who are listening and not watching, it's
Speaker 2: a black box.
Speaker 1: The size of a laptop in which laptop? Who I'm
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 3: Can? I'm scared? I'm's gonna jump out.
Speaker 1: Imagine what, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: A bag fit for a Glamazon Joel the Bomber Shop?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 3: How I say that?
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: What the fuck that is? Like?
Speaker 1: Is that not the most amazing thing you've ever seen?
Speaker 3: A thing I've ever been gifted in my life? What
Speaker 3: the heck and a little.
Speaker 1: And he puts little charms on it with yours and
Speaker 1: skies initials.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is beautiful. What the heck?
Speaker 2: It says Australia's number one Glamos on all dime. I
Speaker 2: out and it says all right, hey on the other side.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: He makes this by hand?
Speaker 3: And what color is this?
Speaker 1: Is that like electric blue?
Speaker 3: Pink like Australian.
Speaker 1: No, it's going for No, it's electric blue.
Speaker 3: Is that the Southern Cross? No, it's electric Australia's because
Speaker 3: Clamazon and.
Speaker 1: The writing around is hot pink.
Speaker 2: This is seriously mind blowing, Like that's crazy, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Well that's going on display here at
Speaker 3: her How good is it? That's incredible? Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Joel from the Womba shop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so, Joel, have to look that up.
Speaker 3: I've met a big customer.
Speaker 1: I've met Joel a couple of times in Brisbane. He's
Speaker 1: actually a hairdresser and he's styled my hair years ago
Speaker 1: when I did a meet and greet at one of
Speaker 1: the shopping centers up there, and then again when I
Speaker 1: was going to a wedding. And he has his own
Speaker 1: salon but now this is his business and he's been
Speaker 1: making them for drag queens, I believe. And yeah, he
Speaker 1: reached out after he heard us giving each other stuff
Speaker 1: on the pod. It was a while ago that he
Speaker 1: reached out. I think after we did the mugs because
Speaker 1: it takes him a while to make. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: before I went to Europe, I think. And then he
Speaker 1: said I'd love to make one for Matt.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, they take so I can imagine they take
Speaker 2: so long. I mean I've done some stoning myself.
Speaker 1: And that is on another and like it's so neat.
Speaker 3: I know, you've got to have so much patience.
Speaker 1: How good is it?
Speaker 3: That is crazy?
Speaker 1: That is like you in a bag, I know.
Speaker 2: And so that's like a royal blue Yeah, because that's
Speaker 2: like fave color.
Speaker 1: How good is that?
Speaker 3: How much? Joel? That's crazy?
Speaker 1: How good is it?
Speaker 3: So shout out to Joel, Jesus wish I had talent and.
Speaker 1: Everyone check out the Womba shop. Yeah, lovely womb That
Speaker 1: was a bit.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say I'm a bit rocked because that
Speaker 2: was a bit of a roller coaster of a star
Speaker 2: out of an episode. Yeah, like I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: thrown in the deep end immediately with the Hay Soul
Speaker 2: sister reveal, and then it's just I've got whiplash like
Speaker 2: background too.
Speaker 3: Wow, feeling good?
Speaker 2: Well, before we get into the episode, I think it's
Speaker 2: time we played our little game.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, where mass going?
Speaker 3: Because I have a few updates for you.
Speaker 2: So, as you all know, I've booked a trip somewhere
Speaker 2: and each week I'm giving one clue. Last week you
Speaker 2: got three clues because it was the first week.
Speaker 1: And can you remind us of remind us of the
Speaker 1: three clues?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I will, yeah, and so, and you know what I
Speaker 2: want to say. Sorry, let me explain the rules and
Speaker 2: then I'll say what I want to say. But I
Speaker 2: give one clue a week. Brittany can ask one yes
Speaker 2: or no question and then also guess where it is,
Speaker 2: and we just keep going till she's right. And if
Speaker 2: the scrollers guess where it is, that doesn't mean the
Speaker 2: game ends. Brittany has you can help Brittany, but Brittany
Speaker 2: has to be the one to guess.
Speaker 3: So can you sh For those who have never heard
Speaker 3: this before, what's the premise?
Speaker 7: You haven't said where?
Speaker 1: What it is you're going on a trip?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I said it, We're going on a trip, yeah,
Speaker 3: medication going.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyway, last week I gave three clues, which
Speaker 2: was somewhere I haven't been before. It's somewhere I haven't
Speaker 2: been before. I'm not looking forward to the food situation,
Speaker 2: and I don't have to buy anything new for this trip.
Speaker 2: And Brittany had to guess, ask some questions all the.
Speaker 3: Rest of it. But I just want to say this,
Speaker 3: what's the question that I asked you? You said, am
Speaker 3: I going this year?
Speaker 1: And you said yes, yes, okay uh.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 2: I want to give a shout out to our scrollers
Speaker 2: because let me just go to Spotify and go to
Speaker 2: the comment episode comments. There are two scrollers I want
Speaker 2: to give a shout out to. The first one is Nicki.
Speaker 1: Nicki, there's forty four comments or that episode. We need
Speaker 1: to do things more like this to get more comment Oh.
Speaker 3: No, I'm a dreamier. So it's almost like this was
Speaker 3: my plan. More engagement. I told you, more engagement. I
Speaker 3: love it.
Speaker 2: And scrollers in the scrollers chat as well, we're guessing
Speaker 2: and everything like that. But Nicky made a really good
Speaker 2: comment saying, hear me out. Matt is going on. I'm
Speaker 2: a Celebrity All Stars, which I think you have to
Speaker 2: be on I'm a celebrity first to then go on
Speaker 2: All Stars. But anyway, the food is questionable. No need
Speaker 2: to pack anything because the network supplies everything, and he
Speaker 2: never once calls it a holiday. Then Jenny replied to
Speaker 2: this comment saying time away doesn't like the food, doesn't
Speaker 2: need time off to be scheduled. My first thought was
Speaker 2: a surgical procedure. No one ever loves the food intake
Speaker 2: for a colonoscopy, and no new clothes need to be
Speaker 2: purchased because he'll be wearing hospital gowns or pjs.
Speaker 3: Or very clever right, So both way off.
Speaker 2: Obviously, no medical procedures booked, unfortunately, and no I'm a
Speaker 2: Celebrity All Stars unfortunately. But I love where your brain
Speaker 2: went with that.
Speaker 1: Is that a clue?
Speaker 2: The clue this way, which the clue itself is a clue,
Speaker 2: but the clue this no, but it's in like.
Speaker 1: You're going to have to help me.
Speaker 2: It's a double It's almost like a double enten dreve
Speaker 2: that's what you want to call it, do you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? But this week's clue just to keep
Speaker 2: things interesting because I like where they're going, and I
Speaker 2: think if other scrollers kind of start thinking on this wavelength,
Speaker 2: it might get a bit interesting. So this week's clue
Speaker 2: is very simple. It really doesn't give you much, but
Speaker 2: it also gives you so much if you think about it.
Speaker 2: This week's clue is think outside the box.
Speaker 3: That's not a clue. It is because when I reveal,
Speaker 3: you'll all go, Wow, that's so fucking smart.
Speaker 1: Think outside the box. Outside. By the way, scrollers, this
Speaker 1: game that we're playing is going to expose how dumb
Speaker 1: I am. Like I've never felt more dumb trying to
Speaker 1: guess this. Think outside the box so in that is outside,
Speaker 1: so something outdoorsy, but like so many places could be outdoorsy,
Speaker 1: anywhere can be outdoorsy. And then the box gay J
Speaker 1: does anything come to mind for you?
Speaker 7: Well, I feel like he might be signaling signaling that
Speaker 7: it's not a place that we're probably thinking it is. Okay,
Speaker 7: I feel like, because we're probably gonna go, he'd probably
Speaker 7: go here, or he'd like to go here, But I'm
Speaker 7: thinking it's somewhere that no one would be not thinking
Speaker 7: of at all, Like it's just so not in his vibe.
Speaker 1: Because I had some scrollers also saying that they think
Speaker 1: it's a brand trip.
Speaker 2: I don't get to say anything, don't I don't say anything.
Speaker 2: I just answer yes or no question.
Speaker 7: He said, I must get me out of here.
Speaker 3: He goes, that's not it. But it's the vibe.
Speaker 1: I like the way, the way that they're thinking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking it is a brand trip.
Speaker 7: Question that could your question this week?
Speaker 1: Well, someone else, no, because someone else has already said
Speaker 1: to me they think they know what it is because
Speaker 1: they saw another influencer talking about a brand trip. Oh
Speaker 1: but I don't want that to be my guess if
Speaker 1: that person is so wrong.
Speaker 7: But like, if you asked the question this week, is
Speaker 7: this for a brand trip, and you get a yes
Speaker 7: or no, we'll know going for next week, we could
Speaker 7: have an answer.
Speaker 1: But also a lot of people suggested that I just
Speaker 1: ask is it the Southern Hemisphere or the northern with a.
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, that doesn't eliminate quite a lot of places.
Speaker 7: Then yeah, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: Okay, is it in the northern Hemisphere.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna just staff to double check geography.
Speaker 1: Surely northern.
Speaker 3: I'm going Southern Hemisphere from the Southern Hemisphere. The Southern
Speaker 3: Hemisphere Okay, there you go.
Speaker 1: Well we're gonna have to wait till next week to
Speaker 1: ask the next question.
Speaker 3: Well you still get a stab. Oh yeah, you get
Speaker 3: a stab. It what it is?
Speaker 1: Okay, give me two seconds. I'm doing some research.
Speaker 3: I love it. I love it, Matt.
Speaker 7: While BRIT's doing that, you want to sing solsae stuff for.
Speaker 3: Your lipstick step? Oh bloody hell? Are you asking.
Speaker 1: Asking for the most commonplaces in the Southern Hemisphere? Because
Speaker 1: I'm not very good at geography.
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to put all the clues
Speaker 3: into chat and be like, where does this lead?
Speaker 1: Okay? No, I just want to know, like the top
Speaker 1: countries and then I'm going to take a stab.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I was ship at geography in school, but I.
Speaker 7: Don't think it will be a top country. So think
Speaker 7: outside the box.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I've got a list here, Matt. There's so
Speaker 1: many like what the fuck? Okay, Zambia, that's incorrect, But
Speaker 1: you're gonna say that's it.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just wanted to gag you a
Speaker 3: little bit.
Speaker 1: But Victoria falls into far.
Speaker 3: That's all done. I can't come back. Come back next week.
Speaker 1: Yes, I picked one from the list that was like
Speaker 1: an obvious place.
Speaker 2: I think you thought a bit too outside the boxers.
Speaker 2: I love this because no matter what, like if you
Speaker 2: go down the most popular, like I just love that.
Speaker 2: You were like, guess one of the most popular ones
Speaker 2: and you go, no, I guess one of the least popular.
Speaker 2: It's like not And then it's like, well, which way
Speaker 2: do you go? Do you go popular or do you
Speaker 2: go unheard of? Or but like why would I go?
Speaker 2: Why would I go to that? You've got to think
Speaker 2: about like the.
Speaker 1: What because I'm thinking it's a brand trip.
Speaker 3: Is there a brand trip to Sambia? I don't know
Speaker 3: where is Zambia.
Speaker 1: I don't know in the southern hemisphere?
Speaker 3: Okaye? That should be another rule.
Speaker 1: You can't the scroller that said that they saw Christian
Speaker 1: Hull talking about a brand trip to Qatar, it's not
Speaker 1: that because Qatar is in the north.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: But I was like Christian was talking about her, He's
Speaker 1: going there a brand trip to Qatar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, elaftely not. Haven't heard anything about that. Why didn't
Speaker 2: you guess Qatar? It's northern hemisphere. Yeah, so that was
Speaker 2: smart asking south, south or north?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So now we're eliminated in half the world. Yeah, okay, scrollers,
Speaker 1: you're going to have to help me for next week.
Speaker 1: Leave me some comments on this episode, and just what
Speaker 1: would you ask next if you were me? Anyway, let's
Speaker 1: get onto our royal flush.
Speaker 7: Please be upstanding for the Royal Flush.
Speaker 1: Well, my real flush is a video that I saw
Speaker 1: on TikTok just on the weekend. And I don't know
Speaker 1: if you saw it as well, Matt, But do you
Speaker 1: just want me to play you the video and then
Speaker 1: we talk about it rather than me explaining what it is? Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna play you. Probably not all this video
Speaker 1: because it's insane, um, but I'm just gonna play it.
Speaker 1: It's by a lady, Okay.
Speaker 3: By a lady. Here we go.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 5: My name is Agnesa dea Bora, and I am looking
Speaker 5: for one wealthy person to sponsor my existence for one
Speaker 5: year four thousand euros a month fourty eight thousand euros
Speaker 5: of total.
Speaker 1: So, just for context, she wants someone to sponsor her
Speaker 1: for a year, her existence for a year four thousand
Speaker 1: euros a month, So what's that maybe seven thousand Australian
Speaker 1: dollars a month she's wanting. This is the only video
Speaker 1: on her account completely serious.
Speaker 4: No donations, no crowdfunding, and I am not looking for
Speaker 4: a job. What I am looking for is a person
Speaker 4: for whom forty eight thousand euros is an irrelevant amount
Speaker 4: of money but an interesting amount of curiosity. I want
Speaker 4: to know what happens if, for one year, I do
Speaker 4: not have to convert my brain and cognition into whatever
Speaker 4: market happens to need for me that month. I want
Speaker 4: to think, study things, build right, follow up questions much
Speaker 4: farther than economically reasonable, and make things that doesn't exist yet.
Speaker 4: Maybe something extraordinary comes out of it. Maybe absolutely nothing
Speaker 4: commercially useful does. That's part of experiment.
Speaker 1: So, in a nutshell, this woman wants to not work
Speaker 1: for a year and wants someone else to pay her
Speaker 1: forty four thousand euros for the year to do nothing,
Speaker 1: and she has come to the internet and is playing
Speaker 1: it off as a social experiment. Bitch, just say that
Speaker 1: you want to do fucking nothing and get paid for it, because.
Speaker 3: We all do. We all want to do that.
Speaker 1: Agne's Zebra Tiffanny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's wrong with someone giving it a go? What's
Speaker 3: wrong with someone trying? You know what? The words from
Speaker 3: your own mouth. But she wants to do nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I would say I'm here for it. I would
Speaker 3: love it.
Speaker 1: So she has made this TikTok account. She has two
Speaker 1: thousand followers. It's the first and only video on her page.
Speaker 1: It currently has six hundred and sixty eight thousand views.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I'm hoping that some rich person
Speaker 1: with forty four thousand euros spare will do it. But
Speaker 1: the thing is, she said she's gonna do nothing, so
Speaker 1: it's not like she's gonna like did she say she.
Speaker 3: Wants to build and write and create things that are
Speaker 3: or did she say I won't? Oh, let me go back.
Speaker 4: An interesting amount of curiosity. I want to know what
Speaker 4: happened before one year. I do not have to convert
Speaker 4: my brain and cognition into whatever market happens to need
Speaker 4: from me that month. I want to think studying.
Speaker 1: I won't think. Is that what she says? I won't
Speaker 1: think studying? So she wants to do nothing.
Speaker 3: She'ld just be in like a chilled out state for
Speaker 3: you sign me up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, I mean I would want to.
Speaker 3: Do that too, But if you don't ask, you don't
Speaker 3: get I hope she gets it.
Speaker 1: I'm truly hoping the comments are off. Oh, and so
Speaker 1: the comments are off. But you know how when you
Speaker 1: click on the audio and then someone else has posted
Speaker 1: the video with her audio, and so this person said,
Speaker 1: since the comment section was turned off on the video,
Speaker 1: comment your opinion here. The top comment is, let's be honest,
Speaker 1: nothing is going to come out of it. I think
Speaker 1: she's a bad ass. And it's a great philosophical question.
Speaker 1: There's enough wealth in the world for the majority of
Speaker 1: us to be living much better than we are. So
Speaker 1: what happens to a person without the stress of paying
Speaker 1: to live, and what happens if the outcome radically benefits society?
Speaker 1: What would that make billionaires? Someone said the audacity is
Speaker 1: actually kind of inspirational. I don't know. Closed mouths don't
Speaker 1: get fed. Someone else said, she's an icon. I don't care.
Speaker 1: Someone else said, involve me. I am inspired. I might
Speaker 1: also do it. I'm ready for her. I don't care.
Speaker 1: So I'm feeling the same, like I hope some billionaire
Speaker 1: out there sees this and goes, yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, if she's going to do nothing,
Speaker 1: that means she's probably not going to document it. You know.
Speaker 1: I'm like, if you're getting paid to do nothing. At
Speaker 1: least with that money, hire a film crew and make
Speaker 1: it into a documentary about your life doing nothing for
Speaker 1: a year, because if you're truly going to do nothing,
Speaker 1: what's the point. You're just getting to live for free.
Speaker 3: Fore, I kind of want a documentary in the lead
Speaker 3: up to this decision as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what has happened in her life to get to
Speaker 2: the point where you put your first and only TikTok
Speaker 2: up being like I'm done, someone pay me to do nothing?
Speaker 1: And how she landed on forty four thousand euros that's
Speaker 1: what I want to know as well.
Speaker 3: Well, how much money is that a year?
Speaker 1: It's maybe like seventy thousand Australian.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me actually do the converter and see what
Speaker 3: is that euros to?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you just went sorry forty eight forty eight
Speaker 1: thousand euros. So her bio says experiments without predetermined outcome.
Speaker 3: So yeah, that's only seventy eight thousand dollars a year Australian.
Speaker 1: Currently forty eight thousand euros one year, one human and
Speaker 1: her username is Agnice dot deb Borah Deborah Deborah and
Speaker 1: that's that.
Speaker 3: How many was it forty eight, so it was only
Speaker 3: fifty six USD six thousand USD. That's not much.
Speaker 2: But I guess if you're not doing anything, But then
Speaker 2: why would you want to live the life where you
Speaker 2: do nothing?
Speaker 3: Like do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Then you've got all the time in the world. You
Speaker 2: should be spending your money and doing fun things.
Speaker 1: Right, what you're thinking she should have asked for way
Speaker 1: more because she wants to live like an extreme like
Speaker 1: lavish life.
Speaker 2: Style, not even extreme. But I just think, like maybe
Speaker 2: she'd have to worry about less.
Speaker 3: Yea, she asked for more.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's worked out at her expenses, Yeah, and worked
Speaker 1: out this is what I'd need to get by.
Speaker 2: I wonder what so to say where in Europe she's from. No,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say, like Europe, how would I find.
Speaker 1: The average bridge salary?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Average? Way?
Speaker 1: It doesn't that's a thing as well, like how is
Speaker 1: someone meant to contact her? Because if I go, if
Speaker 1: I go to message her, like it goes into her requests.
Speaker 2: So the average gross monthly salary is approximately two thousand,
Speaker 2: seven hundred euros to three thousand, one hundred euros and she.
Speaker 3: For four thousand.
Speaker 1: Is it alost seven thousand a month. Oh no, yeah,
Speaker 1: four thousand. So she's asking for more than the average
Speaker 1: wage over there.
Speaker 2: Yes, so they go the highest is in Switzerland. They
Speaker 2: get six five hundred euros a month.
Speaker 1: Isn't Switzerland like the most amazing place in the world.
Speaker 3: I never been.
Speaker 2: It's incredibly beautiful and just like such an amazing fire,
Speaker 2: but it is so expensive.
Speaker 1: I was literally like, this is not worth it, Like
Speaker 1: I get paid very highly with.
Speaker 2: What it is, like I'm happy to spend a bit
Speaker 2: more to get good quality stuff Like I mean I
Speaker 2: would go to like the equivalent of like a ship
Speaker 2: pub here and get a shit burger and chips, and
Speaker 2: it'd be like seventy ousie dollars in Switzerland and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm paying more but for shit. Yeah, but it is
Speaker 2: stunning and I absolutely loved it, but I probably would
Speaker 2: never go back because everything, like every like bottles of
Speaker 2: water like eight dollars minimum.
Speaker 3: Like it's like everything is really but it makes.
Speaker 1: Sense if their average wage is a lot higher.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but bring that down.
Speaker 1: So anyway, that's my royal flush. I love that she
Speaker 1: is so ballsy to just post this because the funny
Speaker 1: thing is she literally just wants to get paid to
Speaker 1: do absolutely nothing and don't we all, but I'm truly
Speaker 1: hoping that someone will do it. Do you think anyone will?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think if someone did, it would just
Speaker 3: lead to more people begging for that.
Speaker 1: I think if I was her, I would have said,
Speaker 1: and we will turn it into a documentary and like,
Speaker 1: you know, give a bit more as to why she
Speaker 1: wants to do this. Yeah, but I think she's truly
Speaker 1: just saying she just wants to do nothing for a year.
Speaker 2: And she's framed it as an like a science experiment
Speaker 2: to be like you can see what my brain is like, oh,
Speaker 2: for a year as if. But I guess like we're
Speaker 2: looking at it wrong, Like we're looking at it like
Speaker 2: Elon Musk is like going to be like, I'll give
Speaker 2: you that money. No, I think now it's just clicked
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That imagine like a university actually wanted to do a
Speaker 2: study on this sort of something true, Like they might
Speaker 2: actually take her up on this offer and be like
Speaker 2: we've actually been wanting to know what happens to a
Speaker 2: human if they don't.
Speaker 1: Use their brain for a year, if they don't have
Speaker 1: any like financial responsibilities because the money's already there for them.
Speaker 1: What would it do to your mental health?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm thinking like a scientist or a university study,
Speaker 2: like she could probably get that across the line.
Speaker 1: But again then I think, like I think, I don't know,
Speaker 1: some big business or something would put this experiment together
Speaker 1: and then turn it into a Netflix documentary and all that.
Speaker 3: You know, where you go then you offer it to
Speaker 3: her and like, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: I like how she's like, and I want no crowdfunding either.
Speaker 1: She's got to come from one person. You know what,
Speaker 1: get it girl?
Speaker 3: Well this isn't my Royal Flush.
Speaker 2: But I kind of want to go off the back
Speaker 2: of this of people getting on the internet and just
Speaker 2: asking for whatever they want and like just putting it
Speaker 2: out to the universe, right, and we love that. I
Speaker 2: want to shout out this Instagram profile called Dating Gail
Speaker 2: the Dating Experiment because Gail is sharing her dating.
Speaker 3: Life and love when people do this online.
Speaker 2: And she's from Brisbane, Brisbane, Big Brisbane episode this one
Speaker 2: searching for my Man and sharing the journey adventures of
Speaker 2: being single in Brisbane, travel, wine, and good story. She's
Speaker 2: got four thousand followers Dating Gail that's g a y
Speaker 2: l E.
Speaker 1: Can I see her?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to show you the video now because
Speaker 2: this popped up on my reels the other day, and
Speaker 2: have a listen to what Gail has to say.
Speaker 1: To night, I'm heading out with friends to may And
Speaker 1: for dinner, followed by Cloudland for jeweling pianos.
Speaker 6: Cloudland normally has a pretty mixed crowd, so I'm hoping.
Speaker 3: My friends can help find me an age appropriate man.
Speaker 1: That's basically their task tonight. Let's see what the night brings.
Speaker 3: I love her.
Speaker 1: I love Gail Cloudland. Did you see that in the valley?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I've never been though, but she puts up lots
Speaker 3: of lots of reels like that.
Speaker 1: What I had the rest of the weekend to relax.
Speaker 1: Then a friend invited me to go and see Parkway
Speaker 1: Drive tonight, apparently the heavy metal and I've got my
Speaker 1: rock chick outfit ready to go.
Speaker 3: Let's see what happens. I love her cute.
Speaker 1: You really can make content out of anything. And is
Speaker 1: she getting like people hyping her up in the comments?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Let me see this.
Speaker 2: One's her dancing at the Alligator Club. Let me read
Speaker 2: the comments here. Had a blast last night same time
Speaker 2: next week. That's a great video. The song, the dance,
Speaker 2: the dress, fire emojis, lots of men just putting hearts,
Speaker 2: having a great time. It looks like Gail, I want
Speaker 2: to go out with you. Wish I was their sad face.
Speaker 2: Go girl, come to Lefties, You'll be a hit. You
Speaker 2: are cracking, I think.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Everyone seems really supportive, which is nice. Gail come back
Speaker 2: to come to black Bear Lodge, Gale replied, please explain
Speaker 2: what they is. Yeah, I love Gail, absolutely obsessed. Not
Speaker 2: my royal flush for the week, but just want to
Speaker 2: I just wanted to give her a shout a shout.
Speaker 1: Love when anyone does like dating series on in Store
Speaker 1: or TikTok, I love it.
Speaker 3: My royal flush is.
Speaker 2: Actually I was like, I was gonna do this stupid
Speaker 2: thing on the podcast, and I hope this is going
Speaker 2: to make sense to you. But I was going to
Speaker 2: do this stupid thing and we could actually probably still
Speaker 2: make it a social clip, like at the end of
Speaker 2: this video would just film as social clip. But I
Speaker 2: was going to do this story time where I talk
Speaker 2: and this is gonna make no sense to people who
Speaker 2: aren't on this side of the Internet. But I was
Speaker 2: going to tell this story time of how I almost
Speaker 2: drowned when I was younger and it was at the
Speaker 2: local swimming pool and they had a whirlpool and I
Speaker 2: was like drowning and like someone like reached.
Speaker 3: In to get me. Yeah, like a whirlpool in the
Speaker 3: in the swimming pool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and someone reached in to get me, like I
Speaker 2: was seeing the gates of well hell, but you know
Speaker 2: I was, and these hands just came through the water
Speaker 2: and got me. And this woman just like picked me
Speaker 2: up out of the water and saved my life. And
Speaker 2: I said, oh my god, what's your name? And she said,
Speaker 2: I am Chanty Beluga.
Speaker 1: Who's that?
Speaker 2: And this is the problem. You're not on that side
Speaker 2: of the internet. Who the fuck is on Chanty Beluga Internet?
Speaker 2: Because you're not on Chanty Beluga Internet. You're not on
Speaker 2: Chanty Beluga. Started to this, bitch, this isn't even funny. Then, see,
Speaker 2: like if you knew who Chanty Beluga is, that would
Speaker 2: have been the gaggiest, gag funniest thing you've.
Speaker 1: Ever didn't actually happen. I literally was like, what pool
Speaker 1: in the Central Coast has scara.
Speaker 3: It has a whirlpool it's in the middle where the
Speaker 3: spar is what yeh?
Speaker 1: In the warm pool, Like it goes around in circles,
Speaker 1: like the water.
Speaker 2: Pushes you around in like a whole big circle, and
Speaker 2: there's a spar in the middle. I don't know if
Speaker 2: it's still there, but it was when I was a kid. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I actually saved a kid from drowning in there one day.
Speaker 2: But uh, where was it going with that? Okay, well
Speaker 2: that makes no sense, scrollers if you know who Chanty
Speaker 2: Beluga is, like that was the funniest thing ever, right,
Speaker 2: Like that was a gag.
Speaker 3: It's funny.
Speaker 1: Can you tell us who chang?
Speaker 3: No? Because like it's kind of like you got to
Speaker 3: be in on it, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Anyway, this woman Chanty Beluga, she's she's she just makes videos,
Speaker 2: which explaining them isn't even funny. But she just makes
Speaker 2: videos with like POV on the screen, like but they're
Speaker 2: just like the most stupid stuff. Like it says a
Speaker 2: woman named Chanty Beluga goes to a restaurant and this
Speaker 2: is the whole video, right, she doesn't get it? Okay,
Speaker 2: so then I've seen her. Wait, where's another good one?
Speaker 2: Here we go a woman name Chanty Beluga makes a
Speaker 2: doctor's appointment.
Speaker 7: Heying to make a follow up appointment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good back, Hi, that's it.
Speaker 2: So anyway, the point is she's like one of the
Speaker 2: fastest growing accounts on TikTok and got the fastest amount
Speaker 2: of views, right, and in two weeks her last her
Speaker 2: first video. Sorry, well her first video was at the
Speaker 2: start of it was god, American dates are backwards. It's
Speaker 2: the tenth of August. So how what's the date today?
Speaker 1: Twenty something yep, So it's been like not even two weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got one hundred and nineteen thousand followers. The
Speaker 2: account name is Chanty Beluga. That's all she does her
Speaker 2: since in the two weeks, she has.
Speaker 3: Gone from.
Speaker 2: Being a nobody or so her name isn't Chanty Beluga.
Speaker 2: It's obviously a character, ye, but she's gone from being
Speaker 2: an absolute nobody to being in Rolling Stone. They had
Speaker 2: a Chanty blooga contest in New York where people had
Speaker 2: to come and.
Speaker 1: This is all happened in the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: She's now also done her first sponsored post with Verizon,
Speaker 2: got paid. She would have got paid Motster for that.
Speaker 2: That's got four million views that add for Verizon, and
Speaker 2: the caption just says can you hear me now? Hashtag
Speaker 2: Verison partner And.
Speaker 1: Is everyone in the comments going, yeah, chance he got
Speaker 1: her first brand deal. Oh I thought they would be
Speaker 1: hyping her up.
Speaker 3: Oh it's over. What was she an ad all along?
Speaker 3: Oh it's over already.
Speaker 2: She literally started this August eighth, and it's not even
Speaker 2: the end of the month and she's already a partnership
Speaker 2: with Verizon. You can't tell me my white mediography and
Speaker 2: white privilege isn't real. You couldn't have waited like a
Speaker 2: little longer, fastest brand deal of all time? All right,
Speaker 2: we know it's all a ploy industry plant.
Speaker 1: Interesting from a business owners standpoint, I understand people thinking
Speaker 1: that this could have been employee all along. Let's save
Speaker 1: Verizon Mobile is the one that created this character. But
Speaker 1: I would think it is a girl that's just made
Speaker 1: this stupid TikTok and ran with his character, and me
Speaker 1: working in marketing, it would be brands seeing her gaining
Speaker 1: traction so quickly that they've jumped on it so quickly,
Speaker 1: like we do the same at Fate. You know, if
Speaker 1: I see this small creator on TikTok, who's you know,
Speaker 1: maybe got five thousand followers, but they're posting consistently and
Speaker 1: like doing outfit videos and stuff, and their videos are
Speaker 1: starting to get like a lot of traction. I'll always
Speaker 1: be like, oh, let's see if you know this creator
Speaker 1: wants to work with fate because you like kind of
Speaker 1: jump on it when someone's up and coming. But obviously,
Speaker 1: because that's in America, they become a lot bigger, a
Speaker 1: lot quicker. So I would guess it's just the marketing
Speaker 1: team of that mobile COMPANYEA, Like I get.
Speaker 3: Where to do a video, can they just like go
Speaker 3: on to it really really quickly?
Speaker 2: And it's I'm so envious because she has made her
Speaker 2: paid partnership style so easy, five second, one take video.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would take her no time at all.
Speaker 2: There'd be no there's no thinking of like concepts, there's
Speaker 2: no like having to say things a whole bunch of
Speaker 2: different ways. And yeah, I think it's I think it worked,
Speaker 2: but everyone seems to be really upset about it.
Speaker 3: On top of this, now she's she has created this.
Speaker 2: Kind of phenomenon because not only is it her content
Speaker 2: going off like there's a whole chanty beluga world.
Speaker 3: That is why I'm so surprised you're not like in
Speaker 3: like's nothing you've come across singing.
Speaker 2: So like other big already established influence on TikTok and
Speaker 2: content creators, like one of them made a video and
Speaker 2: was like, there is a girl popping off on this
Speaker 2: app and she bullied me in high school. Her name
Speaker 2: is Chanty Beluga and blah blah blah blah, and made
Speaker 2: this like satirical video that obviously just gets lost in
Speaker 2: translation on the Internet because it's such a minefield of
Speaker 2: fucking awfulness at the moment. So then people believed that.
Speaker 2: So then when I hated on Chanty Bluga e it
Speaker 2: was made up and the guy who made the she
Speaker 2: bullied me in high school thing, and you know he's
Speaker 2: The things he said she did were like so ridiculous,
Speaker 2: and he was also like giggling after each line and stuff,
Speaker 2: so it was like really obvious.
Speaker 3: But then you know, on other videos that other people
Speaker 3: made who were like, who's Chanty Beluga.
Speaker 2: I'm seeing so much about Chanty Beluga, people will get
Speaker 2: in the comments and be like, don't even bother girl,
Speaker 2: she is a bully she bullied, and then would tag
Speaker 2: the creator that made the bullying video. Then there's like
Speaker 2: other videos of just like the other end, so you
Speaker 2: know how she just got the A woman named Chancey
Speaker 2: Beluga does a doctor's appointment. So now there's like receptionists
Speaker 2: an answering and being like, hey, what did you say?
Speaker 2: Your name was Chanty Beluga and so that's like the video.
Speaker 2: So like so many people have gotten involved with I
Speaker 2: feel like you hate this royal flash.
Speaker 3: Like no, I like it.
Speaker 1: I'm just sitting here thinking, you and I have been
Speaker 1: doing content for so long, and obviously, like our personal
Speaker 1: brand is us, you know, for who we are, and
Speaker 1: it's just really fascinating to see the way that, like
Speaker 1: the Internet has changed since you and I started. We
Speaker 1: started in the YouTube days when it was uploading five
Speaker 1: YouTube videos a week that were thirty minutes long each
Speaker 1: and it was really organic, and you know, all about
Speaker 1: our lives and then our careers and building an audience
Speaker 1: online has happened so progressively over the longest time, like
Speaker 1: well over ten years, and it's just funny now to
Speaker 1: see that someone can just make a silly TikTok account
Speaker 1: and it can just blow up overnight, and just how
Speaker 1: different it is and It's funny because I'm just thinking
Speaker 1: we could do something like that today, Like we could
Speaker 1: start a whole new account as a different character and
Speaker 1: just be someone completely different. But I'm so stuck in
Speaker 1: my ways that I never would.
Speaker 2: I know I wouldn't either, but I would love to,
Speaker 2: like a bit of a The gag would be ruined
Speaker 2: as well, because everyone'd be like, oh, I know who
Speaker 2: that is.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: But what if we you know, let's say you started
Speaker 1: a new account as a character with a certain type
Speaker 1: of video. Yes, your audience that you have now, Matt
Speaker 1: would be like, that's all right, hey, But if you
Speaker 1: went big and viral like this Chanty Beluga and got
Speaker 1: the American audience, you would just have a whole new
Speaker 1: audience and they would only see you as that new character.
Speaker 2: Well, the girl who plays Chandy Bluga actually replied to
Speaker 2: some of the comments on one of the videos who
Speaker 2: because there was another very serious video that was like
Speaker 2: this girl is an industry plan and this is how
Speaker 2: I know and basically said like all of the things
Speaker 2: that she has done. In fact, I think I may
Speaker 2: have saved I think I may have favored it. And
Speaker 2: I'll be able to get you a list. But anyway,
Speaker 2: the girl who plays her actually commented on the video
Speaker 2: and was like, I have been a comedian for like
Speaker 2: five years, and this is the I've been She said,
Speaker 2: I've been a comedian for however many years, and I've
Speaker 2: been a content creator for five years, and this is
Speaker 2: the first thing I've posted that has gotten any sort
Speaker 2: of traction.
Speaker 1: And it's so interesting when people make a character on
Speaker 1: their social media.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Chanty Biluca is one thousand percent a corporate industry plant meme.
Speaker 2: She first posted her video like less than two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: She already has a Verizon ad Washington Square Park lookalike
Speaker 2: contest Harry Daniel's video and perfectly imperfect article. Big brands
Speaker 2: can't rely on true creators any more to advertise with
Speaker 2: such as Jules Lebron, who could be mentally unstable and
Speaker 2: tarnish their deal at any moment, so they planted a
Speaker 2: safe cis straight white girl who is easily marketable to
Speaker 2: sell their products. The joke of high I'm insert funny
Speaker 2: name has already been done, So why is this one
Speaker 2: instantly blowing up and receiving brand deals when it hasn't
Speaker 2: even gone fully mainstream. Chanty Biluca comments on I literally
Speaker 2: am a comedian and have been posting for five years,
Speaker 2: and this is the first thing of mine that has
Speaker 2: popped off. The creator of the original TikTok that just
Speaker 2: wrote all of that nonsense says, no wonder it took
Speaker 2: five years. And then everyone else is commenting, I just
Speaker 2: learned about the Jonas brothers. They just collaborated with her.
Speaker 2: You can't tell me this isn't some masterman planned by
Speaker 2: gen Z corporate marketing team a Rolling Stones article.
Speaker 3: This is so much more. There's so much more than
Speaker 3: you even listed.
Speaker 2: How interesting people are defending her though, it says this
Speaker 2: person said, well, she's actually just an la failure to
Speaker 2: launch comic who had a funny idea and friends to
Speaker 2: engage with her posts. The name is funny enough, and
Speaker 2: her persistence caught the eye of gay men. To accuse
Speaker 2: her of being a plan is a fundamental misunderstanding of
Speaker 2: how social media works in the modern day.
Speaker 1: So very interesting to hear both sides, and I think
Speaker 1: we are living in this world now with social media,
Speaker 1: especially where everyone does because it's so flooded and been
Speaker 1: around for a while now everyone does automatically think that
Speaker 1: everything is inauthentic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like you.
Speaker 1: Even posted a video the other day saying about like
Speaker 1: influencers not being what'd you say.
Speaker 2: I said, there's too many influences in your old fucking
Speaker 2: boring exactly in this shirt, by the way, I've worn
Speaker 2: this too much.
Speaker 3: Okay, the leopard print has had it's run, all right,
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 1: And so again, like going back to where you and
Speaker 1: I started on the Internet, when it was that very organic, real,
Speaker 1: down to earth relatable whereas now we're in this like
Speaker 1: TikTok five second fame world. So of course people will
Speaker 1: always jump to like, this is marketing, this is an
Speaker 1: industry plant the same way like even when I went
Speaker 1: to Europe and I was putting my friend in my
Speaker 1: videos and everyone's going, this is marketing. She's launching the
Speaker 1: men's line and he's the investor and blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Not everything is marketing. But because of like how flooded
Speaker 1: social media is and there's so many influencers, so many creators,
Speaker 1: so many brands, so many marketers, everyone always thinks that
Speaker 1: everything now has like some hidden thing behind.
Speaker 3: It a gender.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and I think what was really interesting about
Speaker 2: that video that I made saying too many influencers all
Speaker 2: fucking borrowing because it is and if you didn't see
Speaker 2: the video, basically, I just was like, look, you know,
Speaker 2: ten years ago we had twenty influencers. They all had personality.
Speaker 2: As we said, We've given you thirty minute videos all.
Speaker 3: About our lives. We were very in depth.
Speaker 2: We shared everything and people ate it up and I
Speaker 2: could tell you, you know, Shany Grimman and I could
Speaker 2: do Trivia Night on Shanny Grimman and I knew everything
Speaker 2: about it. Now, when I scroll through my page, I
Speaker 2: see all of the you know, big content creators and
Speaker 2: influencers in Australia, and I'm like, it's carbon copy of
Speaker 2: each other. There's there's white girl black hair, there's white
Speaker 2: girl white hair, there's.
Speaker 3: White girl brown hair.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't even actually know your names because
Speaker 2: all it is is like, try the Kingston and Peach
Speaker 2: two minute microwave viral recipe, and everyone's trying the Boost
Speaker 2: Juice air one jukes right and can't wait to try
Speaker 2: them as well. But don't need to see four hundred
Speaker 2: girls trying for your page.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think we need to just bring back
Speaker 1: a bit. I think it's also the algorithm of like
Speaker 1: we all have two second attention spans, so that's also
Speaker 1: added to Like the I guess inauthentic feeling of social
Speaker 1: media these days is because we're not even spending enough
Speaker 1: time getting to know the creators. Therefore we're pumping out
Speaker 1: content that doesn't really say a whole lot.
Speaker 2: Well, it was interesting on the comments from the influencers
Speaker 2: who were like, we were too scared to show ourselves
Speaker 2: or reveal.
Speaker 1: True as well, you're going to get roasted yeap.
Speaker 2: People are so mean, like as soon as you actually
Speaker 2: show any personality or say.
Speaker 1: An opinion, how boring is that?
Speaker 3: Like how what a world? What a world?
Speaker 2: But also totally I totally get and I agree with them,
Speaker 2: like I understand why people are too scared to show
Speaker 2: their personality. I also think can't relate because my whole
Speaker 2: personality is the whole reason we sit here, Like if
Speaker 2: we were boring, we wouldn't have such a successful pod.
Speaker 1: I've had a bit of a revelation recently with my
Speaker 1: social media and I kind of want to change my
Speaker 1: angle and the way that I show up and talk
Speaker 1: on social media from two things alone, Number one is Tiffany,
Speaker 1: and just coming back from Europe and sitting on the
Speaker 1: pod and kind of just I've started to just say
Speaker 1: more of what I'm thinking in my mind, naming and shaming.
Speaker 1: So I'm feeling more passionate about just saying what it
Speaker 1: is or calling someone out. I've kind of always done that,
Speaker 1: but I think I've like taken a back seat over
Speaker 1: the last couple of years. But I'm naming and shaming.
Speaker 1: Like just last week, the Streets of Adelaide account put
Speaker 1: up a nasty story and so I just went fucking
Speaker 1: to town on that because.
Speaker 3: I had a couple of wines beforehand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two and a way out for dinner because I'm two.
Speaker 3: Ones with Brittany and like, she's a whole different person,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I was just like, you're an account that's meant to
Speaker 1: promote the Streets.
Speaker 3: Of Adelaide, and I saw a lot of comments saying.
Speaker 1: This is so weird them to post because I follow
Speaker 1: that account, and that's exactly what my point was. This
Speaker 1: feels personalized because it's me anyway. And then the second
Speaker 1: thing that made me realize I kind of want to
Speaker 1: change up my angle on social media was I don't
Speaker 1: know if I already spoke about this on the pod,
Speaker 1: but the photo that I shared of AJ and I
Speaker 1: and then how I was talking about Laught. Have I
Speaker 1: already spoken about this?
Speaker 2: I think so on the pod, Yeah you said so,
Speaker 2: many people said how they needed that reminder.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I want to talk a little bit more about
Speaker 1: my personal life and relationship because there's a lot of
Speaker 1: things that I hold back on because I have a
Speaker 1: fear of upsetting other people that don't actually give a
Speaker 1: shit about me. So I'm kind of opening the floodgates
Speaker 1: there as well.
Speaker 2: Good thank god, because I have unfortunately always opened the
Speaker 2: flood gates on my life and I'm sick of her.
Speaker 2: I think I should actually rain it in a little bit.
Speaker 3: But I think like we have.
Speaker 1: Probably so much more that we can share and talk
Speaker 1: about that a lot of people would relate to and
Speaker 1: then not feel so alone or feel more normal. By
Speaker 1: the way, whenever we say normal, we're referencing Cheryl and Barnes.
Speaker 2: If you haven't seen that video where it's like I'm gay,
Speaker 2: I'm bisexual, I'm a lesbian, and CHERYLN.
Speaker 3: Barnes pops in and goes, oh, I'm normal.
Speaker 1: So whenever we say normal, we say normal.
Speaker 3: Normal. That's why when we say normal, we go normal.
Speaker 1: I am a normal anyway. Anyway, I've got some ideas
Speaker 1: for like big business personal episodes obviously on the pod.
Speaker 1: I want to open up more and share more about
Speaker 1: my life and my thoughts.
Speaker 3: Good yeah, thank god.
Speaker 2: How many years into the podcast she's like, I'm ready
Speaker 2: to be open.
Speaker 3: I always I always actually ready to tell you about
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 1: I've always spoken about my life, but I feel like
Speaker 1: there has been like a hold back, like you know,
Speaker 1: a mix of work staff, business, family, not wanting to
Speaker 1: upset people.
Speaker 2: But fuck it, thank god, man, we got there finally.
Speaker 2: Ah google girl, I'm engage.
Speaker 3: Over there. Wave and his arm around.
Speaker 1: Going by the way, gay j. Everyone's saying I loved
Speaker 1: the one hour episode.
Speaker 3: Longer episode.
Speaker 7: I know they love it, but you have we have
Speaker 7: a booking today and we've got to get through six episodes.
Speaker 1: Well that's another episode done in dusted.
Speaker 3: I just don't forget.
Speaker 2: We have our YouTube videos going up every Thursday six
Speaker 2: pm and then Friday six pm a YouTube exclusive the
Speaker 2: Jackpop for you. You can only get those episodes on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Close friends. On Friday, we're not gonna start doing close
Speaker 2: friends videos. We've had a couple of requests that I know, guys,
Speaker 2: it's right now, I'm a one man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Like, well, then the answer is you need to share
Speaker 2: this fucking podcast and tell more fucking people to.
Speaker 1: Listen, because we listeners lately, then we get more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we bumped up the chart. Stop we were top
Speaker 3: forty last time I checked. I reckon.
Speaker 7: We're going to bump up even more hotly and.
Speaker 1: As soon as I start roasting people, more people are going.
Speaker 3: To come listen more.
Speaker 2: But seriously, like I don't know, I don't know what
Speaker 2: you have to do when we post social clips like
Speaker 2: share it to your stories and stuff, because the more
Speaker 2: listeners means more sponsors, means more money, which Xander using
Speaker 2: the government name because this is serious, will invest back
Speaker 2: into putting all that sort of stuff up. Challenge this week.
Speaker 7: Everything you seeve us shaddy story as much.
Speaker 2: Story your group chat, stop gate keeping on some fucking
Speaker 2: sick of bar make us face.
Speaker 1: Seriously, logans were just on and I'm like, why were
Speaker 1: we not there?
Speaker 3: Okay, get us what the log and get us on
Speaker 3: the logos and I'll put on that that that bag.
Speaker 2: I'll wear that bag to the logis all right anyway, darls,
Speaker 2: I better let you go, booking on one way to
Speaker 2: get to Zambia.
Speaker 3: Hey, Siri, play what's that song by Train