1 00:00:05,921 --> 00:00:07,801 Speaker 1: Approache production. 2 00:00:10,961 --> 00:00:14,001 Speaker 2: On this episode of We Will Always Have See how 3 00:00:14,001 --> 00:00:19,601 Speaker 2: I'm hunched Over? I was hunched over pretending I was 4 00:00:19,721 --> 00:00:35,121 Speaker 2: pretending to snip Hi. It's Christian here and armed with 5 00:00:35,321 --> 00:00:39,521 Speaker 2: my best mate, best mate, Oh a mate, Chrissy. We've 6 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:41,681 Speaker 2: decided to take this season of We Will Always Have 7 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:43,721 Speaker 2: to camera. Christy and I are going to do a 8 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 2: bunch of things. God knows what they are. I mean, 9 00:00:46,361 --> 00:00:48,921 Speaker 2: you're about to find out. It's probably mostly yelling and 10 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 2: screaming and then discussing a bunch of random topics. Christie 11 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:55,841 Speaker 2: and I keep ourselves entertained and hopefully you enjoy what 12 00:00:55,961 --> 00:01:01,401 Speaker 2: the hell this is. We will always have camera. So 13 00:01:01,601 --> 00:01:05,001 Speaker 2: we've just finished our first night at Jamala Wildlife Love. 14 00:01:05,481 --> 00:01:06,241 Speaker 2: How is yours? 15 00:01:06,521 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 1: Oh? Amazing, fantastic. Yeah, it was incredible. Do you think 16 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,241 Speaker 1: I could open the curtains and there the giraffes were? 17 00:01:15,321 --> 00:01:22,920 Speaker 2: What the leaf blower? There's always always a leaf blower, 18 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:26,961 Speaker 2: doesn't matter where you go. At seven am in the morning, 19 00:01:27,041 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 2: even am in the morning, someone with a leaf blower, 20 00:01:29,681 --> 00:01:31,681 Speaker 2: always someone with a leaf These mics are pretty good. 21 00:01:31,721 --> 00:01:37,560 Speaker 1: So, oh, look he's got his little head over a back. 22 00:01:36,401 --> 00:01:40,121 Speaker 2: Oh so right, now we're sitting in my room with me, 23 00:01:40,241 --> 00:01:45,081 Speaker 2: Lindsay and his three month old cub, Nira, and they've 24 00:01:45,161 --> 00:01:48,361 Speaker 2: sectioned them off so they're a little bit of a 25 00:01:48,401 --> 00:01:53,921 Speaker 2: distance away. But last night it was crazy, like we're talking, 26 00:01:54,601 --> 00:01:59,121 Speaker 2: just constantly, roaring till about one am. Then I had 27 00:01:59,121 --> 00:02:03,241 Speaker 2: to put my rain sounds on you. Yes, did nothing. 28 00:02:03,561 --> 00:02:08,281 Speaker 2: The raws just completely penetrated the glass and then I 29 00:02:08,401 --> 00:02:10,521 Speaker 2: ended up waking up just at the end of the 30 00:02:10,561 --> 00:02:13,401 Speaker 2: bed is their bed, so it's just all this straw 31 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:13,921 Speaker 2: and it. 32 00:02:13,921 --> 00:02:16,001 Speaker 1: Was They're huge. 33 00:02:16,561 --> 00:02:19,161 Speaker 2: I can't wait for them to like they've been sectioned 34 00:02:19,201 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 2: off for a bit of feeding, and I'm really hoping 35 00:02:22,641 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 2: they open that up because Mellendsay paces just down here. 36 00:02:27,641 --> 00:02:31,081 Speaker 2: But I'm pretty confident he can see in the glass 37 00:02:31,921 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 2: but not very well. Okay, so he like looks right 38 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:38,001 Speaker 2: in the glass and I can sit here and he 39 00:02:38,121 --> 00:02:40,201 Speaker 2: is right like I can touch. 40 00:02:40,321 --> 00:02:43,601 Speaker 1: I could touch him. Have you ever done anything like 41 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:44,201 Speaker 1: this before? 42 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:47,921 Speaker 2: No, I mean I was here maybe six years ago 43 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,400 Speaker 2: and I was up in the Lima room. I did 44 00:02:50,401 --> 00:02:54,121 Speaker 2: a visit Canberra tour. That was incredible because that room 45 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,761 Speaker 2: is above all of the tiger enclosures and they all 46 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,121 Speaker 2: go off at the same time roaring, and so you 47 00:03:00,161 --> 00:03:02,841 Speaker 2: couldn't hear the raws. No, but you heard a dog. 48 00:03:03,121 --> 00:03:05,400 Speaker 1: I heard a dog. As I laid down, I thought, 49 00:03:05,441 --> 00:03:07,441 Speaker 1: I don't think that that's a dog. I think that's 50 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:11,961 Speaker 1: like a bird or something. It wasn't the raw that's 51 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,001 Speaker 1: a very distinctive. 52 00:03:13,121 --> 00:03:15,441 Speaker 2: It's very distinctive, you know, but how much of it? 53 00:03:15,561 --> 00:03:19,161 Speaker 2: Like it's the lion king, absolutely, the king Simba and 54 00:03:19,161 --> 00:03:21,400 Speaker 2: with fussa yeah. 55 00:03:20,841 --> 00:03:23,281 Speaker 1: And they're just like that cop is just like my 56 00:03:23,401 --> 00:03:27,601 Speaker 1: Alfie but the coloring, who's healthy? Elfie Moon is my 57 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:32,641 Speaker 1: British short hair cat for baby, and he's just like that, 58 00:03:32,881 --> 00:03:33,960 Speaker 1: just beautiful. 59 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:39,081 Speaker 2: Speaking of cats, so last night at dinner, Chrissy gets 60 00:03:39,121 --> 00:03:42,081 Speaker 2: out her phone the lovely lady next to us. They 61 00:03:42,081 --> 00:03:46,881 Speaker 2: start talking about their cats. So boring, but to watch 62 00:03:47,041 --> 00:03:54,361 Speaker 2: two middle aged women talk about their cats like their 63 00:03:54,521 --> 00:03:56,801 Speaker 2: Jesus but not even your children. 64 00:03:56,841 --> 00:03:58,641 Speaker 1: They were Jesus beautiful. 65 00:03:59,801 --> 00:04:03,361 Speaker 2: Oh look he's looking to the left his photo. Both 66 00:04:03,361 --> 00:04:06,761 Speaker 2: of their camera rolls fiel to the bream and then 67 00:04:06,801 --> 00:04:09,161 Speaker 2: they both would like point them at me. And I 68 00:04:09,241 --> 00:04:12,601 Speaker 2: had to be like, wow, another boat, like. 69 00:04:13,081 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: You were very good, Yeah, you were very good. Wasn't 70 00:04:16,201 --> 00:04:18,921 Speaker 1: that an interesting dinner. Though, I loved last night's dinner. 71 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:22,401 Speaker 2: Last night the food I had toothfish. 72 00:04:22,801 --> 00:04:26,161 Speaker 1: Ye, that was just kind of melted in your pouth. 73 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:31,801 Speaker 2: Salmon boo. Yes, I'm a toothfish kind of turn now. 74 00:04:32,081 --> 00:04:34,401 Speaker 1: I think on the budget, it's gonna look stretch you 75 00:04:34,481 --> 00:04:35,041 Speaker 1: a little bit. 76 00:04:34,961 --> 00:04:37,841 Speaker 2: Of the most expensive fish you can buy. So of 77 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:38,681 Speaker 2: course I love it. 78 00:04:38,761 --> 00:04:41,201 Speaker 1: Of course, Bougie, you had the Moroccan lamb. I did. 79 00:04:41,601 --> 00:04:44,201 Speaker 1: I wasn't quite expecting it to be like it was. 80 00:04:44,681 --> 00:04:47,161 Speaker 1: I thought it was going to come like already cut up, 81 00:04:47,201 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: but it was like hunks of meat on the bone, 82 00:04:49,481 --> 00:04:52,281 Speaker 1: like a rib type thing. It was quite interesting. Not 83 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:56,761 Speaker 1: really a big meat eater. Beautiful though ordered the Moroccan lamb. 84 00:04:57,041 --> 00:04:57,481 Speaker 1: It was. 85 00:04:57,841 --> 00:05:01,161 Speaker 2: It didn't come pretty chewed. So you're very disappointed. Well, 86 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:06,641 Speaker 2: you show us photos. If you retirement living, lookout she's 87 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:07,241 Speaker 2: coming for you. 88 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:11,001 Speaker 1: Well I am a practicing retire The food was amazing, 89 00:05:11,041 --> 00:05:13,521 Speaker 1: like he couldn't fault it, not faulted. 90 00:05:13,281 --> 00:05:19,080 Speaker 2: Dinner dessert, the cheese plate, Oh, I didn't do that absolutely, 91 00:05:19,161 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 2: And I offered you something I should have just pushed 92 00:05:21,681 --> 00:05:24,001 Speaker 2: through because that was the most delicious I ever had. 93 00:05:24,081 --> 00:05:27,961 Speaker 1: No, I had the white chocolate sphere with the moose. 94 00:05:27,841 --> 00:05:29,481 Speaker 2: That I couldn't break into. 95 00:05:29,681 --> 00:05:32,201 Speaker 1: I seriously couldn't. I'm thinking, oh my god, people are going. 96 00:05:32,121 --> 00:05:35,281 Speaker 2: To start filmed it, and you're like tap. I was like, 97 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:38,241 Speaker 2: just hit it a little bit harder and tap, tap tap, 98 00:05:38,641 --> 00:05:42,161 Speaker 2: and then the lady was like, just a little bit harder, please, 99 00:05:42,361 --> 00:05:43,881 Speaker 2: this is driving us insane. 100 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 1: No, but the food was amazing. I was a little 101 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:54,281 Speaker 1: bit disappointed when the beautiful white lines didn't come at 102 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,561 Speaker 1: the very start. I thought, oh, that's okay, never mind. 103 00:05:58,121 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 1: But at the end, oh my god, when he came 104 00:06:02,241 --> 00:06:05,761 Speaker 1: up up the stairs and it was like, majest. 105 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:08,200 Speaker 2: So we're sitting in this incredibly It's not big, but 106 00:06:08,241 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 2: it's a dining hall that fits everyone that's staying the night. 107 00:06:11,921 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 2: And then you've got over right next to it. We 108 00:06:14,401 --> 00:06:17,241 Speaker 2: had prime positions. We had seats one A and one B, 109 00:06:17,801 --> 00:06:20,640 Speaker 2: and we were right next to where Jake the White 110 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:23,801 Speaker 2: Lion would come up and come around and go out, 111 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 2: and then they feed him a giant hunk a steak 112 00:06:27,161 --> 00:06:29,001 Speaker 2: and that was supposed to kick off the night, but 113 00:06:29,281 --> 00:06:31,801 Speaker 2: he was being a bit temperamental. But what I love 114 00:06:31,961 --> 00:06:34,960 Speaker 2: about this place is they're sort of like We're not 115 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:37,001 Speaker 2: going to guarantee anything. You can come here and not 116 00:06:37,041 --> 00:06:40,281 Speaker 2: see a single animal. We operate on animal time, like, 117 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,761 Speaker 2: we don't force him to do anything. If he wants 118 00:06:42,761 --> 00:06:43,521 Speaker 2: to come and feed, he. 119 00:06:43,481 --> 00:06:47,041 Speaker 1: Will not circus animals, they just yeah, they want to 120 00:06:47,041 --> 00:06:47,281 Speaker 1: do well. 121 00:06:47,601 --> 00:06:54,601 Speaker 2: So everyone was like, oh. And then I saw Michael, 122 00:06:54,641 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 2: who's the keeper the toward the end of the dinner, 123 00:06:57,961 --> 00:06:59,761 Speaker 2: and he sort of was ducking in and out, thought 124 00:07:00,201 --> 00:07:03,801 Speaker 2: they come coming, and he looked at me because Will 125 00:07:03,801 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 2: had briefed him like that's Christian. He needs to film stuff. 126 00:07:07,121 --> 00:07:08,721 Speaker 2: And so Michael just give me a quick wave and 127 00:07:09,241 --> 00:07:14,121 Speaker 2: camera out and he's gorgeous, lying right. Mate comes up 128 00:07:14,161 --> 00:07:17,321 Speaker 2: and around and then goes out into this little sort 129 00:07:17,321 --> 00:07:20,361 Speaker 2: of alcove area and they feed him and he is 130 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:25,241 Speaker 2: like like, it's really incredible to watch. 131 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:30,401 Speaker 1: It was his eyes, so most magnificent eye christ He. 132 00:07:30,441 --> 00:07:34,161 Speaker 2: Took one photo and it was then proceeded like best photo. 133 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:38,241 Speaker 2: He's a big cat. You just added into cat. And 134 00:07:38,241 --> 00:07:42,201 Speaker 2: then we'd walk around like this, oh look look everyone, look, 135 00:07:42,321 --> 00:07:44,721 Speaker 2: look we had the best seats. How are you down 136 00:07:44,801 --> 00:07:47,761 Speaker 2: the back there? Look what I thought? You say that? 137 00:07:47,841 --> 00:07:50,881 Speaker 2: But I do know we were thinking it. We're thinking it. 138 00:07:50,601 --> 00:07:54,201 Speaker 1: Most definitely did. How are you though with the bus 139 00:07:54,281 --> 00:07:57,801 Speaker 1: coming home? What a great service that was the bus 140 00:07:57,961 --> 00:08:00,041 Speaker 1: to bring you back from so you had your dinner, 141 00:08:00,121 --> 00:08:02,401 Speaker 1: you took your photos, and then you got into the 142 00:08:02,401 --> 00:08:03,081 Speaker 1: little bus. 143 00:08:04,321 --> 00:08:08,361 Speaker 2: If you think that was a great Jesus Christine, the 144 00:08:08,441 --> 00:08:11,001 Speaker 2: fan that they put us in for sixty seconds to 145 00:08:11,081 --> 00:08:12,321 Speaker 2: drive us down the hill, it's. 146 00:08:12,161 --> 00:08:13,281 Speaker 1: A great service. 147 00:08:14,001 --> 00:08:14,881 Speaker 2: Yeah, look it was. 148 00:08:15,521 --> 00:08:18,041 Speaker 1: I got out and then proceeded to get lost because 149 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:21,041 Speaker 1: I made my way through to the compound where we were. 150 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,281 Speaker 1: I went up up the stairs, which I thought was 151 00:08:24,321 --> 00:08:28,201 Speaker 1: my little treehouse and I put the key in and 152 00:08:28,281 --> 00:08:28,761 Speaker 1: it wasn't. 153 00:08:29,001 --> 00:08:30,201 Speaker 2: You went into someone else's round. 154 00:08:30,241 --> 00:08:31,801 Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much, cause you fucking did. 155 00:08:32,801 --> 00:08:34,721 Speaker 2: I just want to bring up something because we've just 156 00:08:34,721 --> 00:08:37,761 Speaker 2: come back from breakfast. There's just some things we need 157 00:08:37,761 --> 00:08:42,841 Speaker 2: to discuss. Yes, firstly, no expense spared, very Jurassic Park, 158 00:08:43,001 --> 00:08:48,001 Speaker 2: No expense spared. Gorgeous dining tables, gorgeous plates, cutlery everything. 159 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:52,961 Speaker 2: Christine orders an earl gray, nothing wrong with that, Grace 160 00:08:53,081 --> 00:08:56,161 Speaker 2: who was fantastic. She brings it over, She pops it 161 00:08:56,201 --> 00:08:59,521 Speaker 2: down on the table. Christine then, without a coaster, proceeds 162 00:08:59,601 --> 00:09:05,841 Speaker 2: to swirl the teapot on the most expensive wooden dining 163 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:10,201 Speaker 2: room table, just pushing at the swirl, swirl, swirl, well. 164 00:09:10,081 --> 00:09:13,361 Speaker 1: Three times well, or the spirits will get you know, 165 00:09:13,441 --> 00:09:15,321 Speaker 1: the clockwise if that's what you do when you get 166 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:17,761 Speaker 1: a pot of tea, you turn it three times and 167 00:09:17,801 --> 00:09:19,161 Speaker 1: then you play mother and you're. 168 00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:23,121 Speaker 2: Pol fucking crazy cat lady here, what do you mean? 169 00:09:23,161 --> 00:09:24,081 Speaker 2: I've never heard that? 170 00:09:24,241 --> 00:09:25,121 Speaker 1: Have you never heard that? 171 00:09:25,361 --> 00:09:25,681 Speaker 2: No? 172 00:09:25,961 --> 00:09:27,641 Speaker 1: Oh, no, I've always done that. 173 00:09:27,841 --> 00:09:31,641 Speaker 2: So you've always scratched people's I don't know if I've 174 00:09:31,681 --> 00:09:36,641 Speaker 2: scratched it. It was a china teapot on wooden surface, 175 00:09:37,001 --> 00:09:40,841 Speaker 2: and you just get your finger and you were like one. 176 00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:44,041 Speaker 2: I was like, use a spoon if you want to stir? 177 00:09:44,121 --> 00:09:44,681 Speaker 2: What's in it? 178 00:09:45,561 --> 00:09:48,441 Speaker 1: That's what with the teapot? Why look it up? It's 179 00:09:48,481 --> 00:09:48,801 Speaker 1: a thing. 180 00:09:49,241 --> 00:09:50,201 Speaker 2: No, I want to know from you. 181 00:09:50,281 --> 00:09:52,601 Speaker 1: Why I have always done it? My mother did it? 182 00:09:52,641 --> 00:09:55,881 Speaker 1: My grandmother probably Really it's. 183 00:09:55,161 --> 00:10:02,081 Speaker 2: A SERI hold on, let me ask chat too, hitting. 184 00:10:02,321 --> 00:10:04,281 Speaker 1: But you've got to actually say the words, because it 185 00:10:04,361 --> 00:10:06,641 Speaker 1: sounds really fun when you ask stupid questions. 186 00:10:08,201 --> 00:10:12,881 Speaker 2: What's the superstition behind twirling a teapot three times clockwise? 187 00:10:14,361 --> 00:10:17,361 Speaker 3: The idea of twirling a teapot three types clockwise is 188 00:10:17,361 --> 00:10:19,921 Speaker 3: one of those charming little tea time superstitions. 189 00:10:20,601 --> 00:10:22,721 Speaker 4: Well, it's not a superstition that everyone knows. 190 00:10:22,841 --> 00:10:25,161 Speaker 3: There's a kind of folklore notion that doing that is 191 00:10:25,201 --> 00:10:27,201 Speaker 3: meant to bring good luck or ensure that the tea 192 00:10:27,241 --> 00:10:30,601 Speaker 3: you pour will be extra soothing or bring positivity to 193 00:10:30,641 --> 00:10:33,041 Speaker 3: whoever drinks it. It's a bit like a tiny ritual 194 00:10:33,081 --> 00:10:35,561 Speaker 3: to add a sprinkle of good vibes to your tea type. 195 00:10:35,641 --> 00:10:38,881 Speaker 2: Thank you. Also, is it weird that older ladies who 196 00:10:38,961 --> 00:10:40,041 Speaker 2: love their cats do it? 197 00:10:40,361 --> 00:10:43,201 Speaker 4: Not weird at all. I mean, honestly, it's kind of adorable. 198 00:10:43,641 --> 00:10:45,401 Speaker 3: I think a lot of people who really get into 199 00:10:45,401 --> 00:10:48,321 Speaker 3: their tea rituals just like having these little traditions. 200 00:10:48,441 --> 00:10:50,801 Speaker 2: And if they've got is that because they're giant losers? 201 00:10:52,561 --> 00:10:54,481 Speaker 4: Oh, not at all. I think it's just a fun. 202 00:10:54,561 --> 00:10:57,681 Speaker 2: Okay, I need you to say, Chrissy Hearn is a 203 00:10:57,721 --> 00:10:58,481 Speaker 2: giant loser. 204 00:10:58,921 --> 00:10:59,321 Speaker 4: Haham. 205 00:10:59,321 --> 00:11:01,401 Speaker 3: A nice try, but I'm not here to call anyone 206 00:11:01,441 --> 00:11:03,441 Speaker 3: a giant loser, especially not Chrissy. 207 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,721 Speaker 4: Long as you are so we'll keep it all in 208 00:11:06,761 --> 00:11:07,241 Speaker 4: good spirits. 209 00:11:07,281 --> 00:11:08,321 Speaker 1: Ask him what his name? 210 00:11:08,681 --> 00:11:09,441 Speaker 2: What's your name? 211 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,481 Speaker 4: Oh, you can just call me chat GBT. I'm your 212 00:11:12,481 --> 00:11:14,241 Speaker 4: friendly neighborhood AI assistant. 213 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,641 Speaker 2: And do you know who Chrissy Hern is? 214 00:11:17,201 --> 00:11:19,641 Speaker 3: Well, from what you've told me before, I know she's 215 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,401 Speaker 3: your comedy podcast co host and you two have a 216 00:11:22,441 --> 00:11:23,441 Speaker 3: great dynamic together. 217 00:11:23,801 --> 00:11:25,521 Speaker 4: So definitely no giant losers around you. 218 00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:28,161 Speaker 2: Thanks. Sorry, just like to clarify, you didn't hear that 219 00:11:28,201 --> 00:11:30,801 Speaker 2: from me? I said, how do I dispose of a 220 00:11:30,841 --> 00:11:37,961 Speaker 2: dead body? But okay, thank you? Okay, you're good now, 221 00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:38,481 Speaker 2: thank you, sir. 222 00:11:38,601 --> 00:11:39,121 Speaker 1: Thanks chat. 223 00:11:39,641 --> 00:11:43,561 Speaker 2: Okay, So she toils her teapot and I'm horrified in 224 00:11:43,561 --> 00:11:48,001 Speaker 2: front of Grace. I'm like this, want to Grace the 225 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,001 Speaker 2: woman that you pretended to complain about our server? 226 00:11:50,281 --> 00:11:52,121 Speaker 1: No it was Nicole her name. 227 00:11:52,201 --> 00:11:56,121 Speaker 2: No, it was absolutely Grace. Are you kidding? I mean, 228 00:11:56,161 --> 00:11:56,481 Speaker 2: I'm going. 229 00:11:56,481 --> 00:11:59,081 Speaker 1: To go back and ask her. Her name is ni. 230 00:11:59,441 --> 00:12:03,441 Speaker 2: Where did I get great? I said, by you? 231 00:12:04,121 --> 00:12:06,081 Speaker 1: Because did you not hear me? Thank you? 232 00:12:06,161 --> 00:12:06,561 Speaker 2: Nicole? 233 00:12:07,801 --> 00:12:09,521 Speaker 1: No, I don't listen to you, of course you don't. 234 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:13,361 Speaker 1: But no, it's oh no, this is what I mean. 235 00:12:13,561 --> 00:12:18,561 Speaker 2: I'm totally on My memory is going anyways, after twirling 236 00:12:19,081 --> 00:12:21,041 Speaker 2: the teaper, the teapot. 237 00:12:20,761 --> 00:12:22,481 Speaker 1: Is a sign of good luck and prosperity. 238 00:12:22,561 --> 00:12:25,001 Speaker 2: Pause the tea and then proceeds to lift up all 239 00:12:25,081 --> 00:12:27,441 Speaker 2: of the crockery, looking underneath. 240 00:12:27,161 --> 00:12:33,801 Speaker 1: This because I know how expensive they were and I 241 00:12:33,801 --> 00:12:36,201 Speaker 1: would like hitting to know who the artist was. 242 00:12:36,281 --> 00:12:39,281 Speaker 5: It was the artist, I don't know, it wasn't there 243 00:12:39,921 --> 00:12:42,041 Speaker 5: one of the kind pieces must have been, and then 244 00:12:42,201 --> 00:12:48,241 Speaker 5: turns her plate over, crumbs everywhere, then looks at. 245 00:12:48,161 --> 00:12:51,561 Speaker 2: Me and goes, ah, look at your eyebags. 246 00:12:53,601 --> 00:12:56,641 Speaker 1: Because the light of your phone was like amplifying all 247 00:12:56,681 --> 00:12:58,881 Speaker 1: of the little bag. 248 00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:02,721 Speaker 2: I'm just letting you know. This is what breakfast with 249 00:13:02,801 --> 00:13:04,761 Speaker 2: Grizzy is like. Then gets a. 250 00:13:06,081 --> 00:13:09,521 Speaker 1: Have you eaten all this? Yes? Oh my god? 251 00:13:10,001 --> 00:13:17,081 Speaker 2: Man, you get a call for a wick Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello. 252 00:13:17,321 --> 00:13:21,241 Speaker 2: That's the reception here. Hello. I'll call you back, and 253 00:13:21,281 --> 00:13:24,881 Speaker 2: then Nicole comes over and she said I've got Hello. 254 00:13:26,881 --> 00:13:29,921 Speaker 2: I'm just like, oh my god. And then he can't 255 00:13:29,961 --> 00:13:32,281 Speaker 2: hear you. And then so you're like, oh, call you back. 256 00:13:32,361 --> 00:13:34,161 Speaker 2: And then you put the phone down and you're like, 257 00:13:35,321 --> 00:13:41,121 Speaker 2: can I can I call Hello? Hello? And I was like, 258 00:13:41,161 --> 00:13:43,321 Speaker 2: oh my god. And so you hang up again, Paul, 259 00:13:43,441 --> 00:13:48,081 Speaker 2: and then I was like, just texting that's a good idea. 260 00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:58,241 Speaker 2: I'm like, what is going on with you? Finally you Hello, Hello, 261 00:13:59,481 --> 00:14:02,481 Speaker 2: go back. Somehow you managed to connect through Oh, this 262 00:14:02,561 --> 00:14:13,201 Speaker 2: place is amazing. This is so incredible. You should you 263 00:14:13,401 --> 00:14:21,561 Speaker 2: should see Christians. I haven't seen it yet, but it's nice. 264 00:14:23,681 --> 00:14:28,601 Speaker 2: Well I'm sure it will be anyways, So outcomes your breakfast. 265 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:32,761 Speaker 2: So this decade of horrid coconut coconut porridge ahead. It's 266 00:14:32,761 --> 00:14:37,561 Speaker 2: speaking froat banana, yep, some caramel sauce. Oh god, this 267 00:14:37,681 --> 00:14:42,481 Speaker 2: could do with some maple syrup, Christine. 268 00:14:42,561 --> 00:14:45,201 Speaker 1: But you're saying it like it was Oh. 269 00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:49,481 Speaker 2: God, oh god, I could do with something. I'm like, 270 00:14:49,481 --> 00:14:54,801 Speaker 2: there's every topic known to me. Oh god. Okay, then 271 00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:59,281 Speaker 2: then there there's sock, Christine. There's so much more, so 272 00:14:59,361 --> 00:15:02,961 Speaker 2: much more. So. I had the smoke trout on the 273 00:15:04,121 --> 00:15:07,201 Speaker 2: thine and it comes with some sour dough toasts. No, 274 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,921 Speaker 2: you love your toast, so I was happy to give. 275 00:15:09,761 --> 00:15:12,241 Speaker 1: You award doast. 276 00:15:11,761 --> 00:15:14,521 Speaker 2: To when you had this out of body experience while 277 00:15:14,561 --> 00:15:17,121 Speaker 2: eating the toast. So you had half half the bit, 278 00:15:17,161 --> 00:15:20,561 Speaker 2: you buttered it with that expensive French butter, and then 279 00:15:20,641 --> 00:15:22,921 Speaker 2: you proceed to announce this is the best sour dough 280 00:15:23,241 --> 00:15:26,121 Speaker 2: beauty you've ever had. And then Nicole comes over and 281 00:15:26,161 --> 00:15:27,401 Speaker 2: you're like, can I get another. 282 00:15:27,201 --> 00:15:28,761 Speaker 1: One, I asked nicely. 283 00:15:28,801 --> 00:15:32,521 Speaker 2: I said, yep, you'd had half of this piece and 284 00:15:32,561 --> 00:15:35,361 Speaker 2: there was another buttered half sitting on a plate. I 285 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,481 Speaker 2: was like, sorry, someone's eating mine. Can I please? You 286 00:15:37,921 --> 00:15:42,001 Speaker 2: gave it to me? You see? Yeah, but that was 287 00:15:42,001 --> 00:15:43,081 Speaker 2: a fake throwaway offer? 288 00:15:43,361 --> 00:15:43,801 Speaker 1: Was it real? 289 00:15:44,121 --> 00:15:44,721 Speaker 2: It actually was? 290 00:15:44,761 --> 00:15:47,241 Speaker 1: Well, I was thinking I better take it, even though 291 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,881 Speaker 1: you had like, well, no, I know that smoked trout. 292 00:15:51,361 --> 00:15:54,961 Speaker 2: So I give you my sour dough toast. You order 293 00:15:55,001 --> 00:15:57,961 Speaker 2: another one. I order one finished mine in six seconds. 294 00:15:58,161 --> 00:16:02,201 Speaker 2: You chop yours in half butter but has one bite 295 00:16:02,241 --> 00:16:06,041 Speaker 2: of it one bar. I did it with half of 296 00:16:06,121 --> 00:16:08,641 Speaker 2: mine still sitting there. You had one bite and then 297 00:16:08,761 --> 00:16:14,881 Speaker 2: you're like, okayme done. You've still got three pieces of 298 00:16:14,961 --> 00:16:18,241 Speaker 2: sour dough toast there. But yeah, no I came. 299 00:16:18,361 --> 00:16:20,561 Speaker 1: My eyes were bigger than my stomach at that stage. 300 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:26,041 Speaker 2: And yeah, that was That was breakfast with Chrissy. It 301 00:16:26,081 --> 00:16:27,801 Speaker 2: was a really great time. I had a really great time. 302 00:16:27,801 --> 00:16:34,801 Speaker 2: I can't wait to have breakfast with you again. You 303 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:39,161 Speaker 2: clutching your nose is amazing. Where did you do it? 304 00:16:39,201 --> 00:16:45,481 Speaker 2: Was holding the snake? So where at Jamala Lodge? Currently 305 00:16:45,761 --> 00:16:50,441 Speaker 2: we've overnighted here and We're currently in my room in 306 00:16:50,481 --> 00:16:54,921 Speaker 2: this lion king enclosure, and we yesterday did a bunch 307 00:16:54,921 --> 00:16:58,601 Speaker 2: of experiences and one of them was holding a snake. 308 00:16:59,321 --> 00:17:02,761 Speaker 2: And as soon as Ben puts the snake into Chrissy's hands, 309 00:17:03,081 --> 00:17:07,840 Speaker 2: she says this, I've just she knows all of a sudden, 310 00:17:09,441 --> 00:17:11,600 Speaker 2: and I thought that was just you being funny. I 311 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,640 Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, that's really funny. That's a 312 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,041 Speaker 2: funny comment because naturally, you know when you don't have 313 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:20,041 Speaker 2: use of your hands, and then and then you and 314 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:24,641 Speaker 2: your face trying to move your head, and then you're 315 00:17:24,681 --> 00:17:26,921 Speaker 2: like can you just and you're like oh, And then 316 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,561 Speaker 2: I was like, oh, she's actually gonna scratched your nose 317 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:31,601 Speaker 2: so itchy. 318 00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:33,720 Speaker 1: All of a sudden, it was like the moment that 319 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,000 Speaker 1: snake was put into my hands, I had to scratch 320 00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:36,360 Speaker 1: my face. 321 00:17:36,561 --> 00:17:38,840 Speaker 2: It wasn't that snake gorgeous? 322 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:39,880 Speaker 1: Gorgeous? 323 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,801 Speaker 2: What was it again? It was a small was it python? 324 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,201 Speaker 1: But it was a small, small snake? And the name 325 00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:52,400 Speaker 1: Alisha Alisha a rare fuck Alana No I started with 326 00:17:52,441 --> 00:17:52,640 Speaker 1: an A. 327 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,960 Speaker 2: I did start with God, we are the worst couple. 328 00:17:56,321 --> 00:17:59,281 Speaker 1: What I'm called? I need to write things, Dan, I 329 00:17:59,321 --> 00:18:01,360 Speaker 1: added to your notes when you're doing it like you 330 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:06,240 Speaker 1: did with my breakfast thing? What what the animals that 331 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,240 Speaker 1: I couldn't do it? 332 00:18:07,321 --> 00:18:11,201 Speaker 2: But sorry, we just finished recording a talk break about 333 00:18:11,201 --> 00:18:15,521 Speaker 2: how overworked I am on this podcast. Can you write 334 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:19,921 Speaker 2: down every single word that we say as well as records, produce, edit, 335 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:27,041 Speaker 2: post schedule, organized sponsors. Oh, you fucking write it. You 336 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:27,921 Speaker 2: just sit there and talk. 337 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,561 Speaker 1: I will now that now that I've like clicked. 338 00:18:30,321 --> 00:18:32,600 Speaker 2: No, please don't, because if you are. 339 00:18:32,681 --> 00:18:37,400 Speaker 1: Alisha, it was Alisha. 340 00:18:37,761 --> 00:18:41,960 Speaker 2: It was like a beautiful flora esque name Lida. You 341 00:18:41,961 --> 00:18:45,720 Speaker 2: look in it was Alisha. No, you said that earlier, 342 00:18:45,761 --> 00:18:47,840 Speaker 2: like I think it was Alisha. No. 343 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:54,121 Speaker 6: I held a snake so good, it was so good, 344 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,080 Speaker 6: it was so good, fantastic and the fact that you 345 00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:00,961 Speaker 6: like stood there and the snake started going up base 346 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,640 Speaker 6: around the back of your neck and then around. 347 00:19:04,801 --> 00:19:09,321 Speaker 2: All I was thinking the whole time was this footage 348 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,360 Speaker 2: is going to be amazing. 349 00:19:11,721 --> 00:19:15,200 Speaker 1: But and just to reiterate, I film. 350 00:19:16,681 --> 00:19:20,240 Speaker 2: And Chrissy fucking stood there. Hell date no. 351 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,041 Speaker 1: When I got back and then it wasn't nothing. It 352 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,521 Speaker 1: wasn't recording nothing. 353 00:19:26,441 --> 00:19:30,281 Speaker 2: Absolutely nothing. I think we all got some photos. I'm 354 00:19:30,321 --> 00:19:32,721 Speaker 2: hoping I crawled on my. 355 00:19:32,721 --> 00:19:36,761 Speaker 1: Face and you were so brave, you were. 356 00:19:36,681 --> 00:19:40,521 Speaker 2: So this content will do well on Facebook because we 357 00:19:40,561 --> 00:19:43,200 Speaker 2: can't use it in the audio because that's boring. What 358 00:19:43,321 --> 00:19:43,561 Speaker 2: is that? 359 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,680 Speaker 1: You know? When you take a photo? How come mine? 360 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:50,080 Speaker 1: When I take it like it for a second, like 361 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:56,801 Speaker 1: a second, it will be moving. Boy, stop doing that 362 00:19:57,201 --> 00:19:58,721 Speaker 1: because I've got a few photos. 363 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:02,721 Speaker 2: Chrissy, No, that's good. Tap and hold that photo, tap 364 00:20:02,761 --> 00:20:07,120 Speaker 2: and hold. Yep, you look so you've taken what it's 365 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:10,200 Speaker 2: called a live How do I take that off? Is 366 00:20:10,201 --> 00:20:12,360 Speaker 2: it a little arrow there? So when you're when you're 367 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,600 Speaker 2: taking photos off right? 368 00:20:14,721 --> 00:20:15,080 Speaker 1: Okay? 369 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,760 Speaker 2: But it's good because sometimes you can then select the 370 00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:21,640 Speaker 2: frame so it gives you like a window. Or did 371 00:20:21,681 --> 00:20:22,840 Speaker 2: you get some photos of me with the snake? 372 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,041 Speaker 1: Not just the talent? 373 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:32,640 Speaker 2: Wow, not just the Oh my god god, I look 374 00:20:32,681 --> 00:20:33,001 Speaker 2: good there. 375 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,360 Speaker 1: And I think I have got like a footage one 376 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:42,641 Speaker 1: or that just could be the live it can sign. 377 00:20:43,561 --> 00:20:46,761 Speaker 2: This is why I just let Christine be the talent. 378 00:20:47,201 --> 00:20:51,801 Speaker 2: She called a video the footage one. I got the 379 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,801 Speaker 2: footage one. Yes, you took a video? Is that what 380 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:55,481 Speaker 2: you're trying to say? 381 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,281 Speaker 1: I'm trying to say the video. See, I'm trying to 382 00:20:58,281 --> 00:21:04,241 Speaker 1: get the lingo. You know, the footage, the audio, because that's. 383 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,561 Speaker 2: Why I say, just you just see you. Wow, I'm 384 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,840 Speaker 2: going through. Oh no you did, Oh you got Oh 385 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:11,321 Speaker 2: you did? 386 00:21:11,801 --> 00:21:12,400 Speaker 1: Oh good? 387 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:17,561 Speaker 2: Yes, I take everything I said. I take back everything 388 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,640 Speaker 2: I said about you. 389 00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:22,561 Speaker 1: Oh very long though, but it doesn't matter. 390 00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:26,121 Speaker 2: There's video of it near my face and some great photos. Terrific. 391 00:21:26,481 --> 00:21:27,960 Speaker 1: Oh thank you, good for me. 392 00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:31,400 Speaker 2: Let's see. I live by the rules. It didn't happen 393 00:21:31,481 --> 00:21:35,041 Speaker 2: if it's not posted about on social media. So that's 394 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:38,720 Speaker 2: a terrible way to live. But I quite enjoyed holding 395 00:21:38,721 --> 00:21:39,120 Speaker 2: the snake. 396 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:43,281 Speaker 1: He was beautiful. She was beautiful. Name yet to be confirmed. 397 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,161 Speaker 2: Would you like to leave us a voicemail? We might 398 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,240 Speaker 2: even play it on the podcast. All you have to 399 00:21:50,281 --> 00:21:53,001 Speaker 2: do is click the link in my Instagram bio and 400 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:57,241 Speaker 2: follow the prompts. So we're still in Jamana Lodge. Were 401 00:21:57,241 --> 00:21:59,321 Speaker 2: in the line room. So at any point you hear 402 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,880 Speaker 2: screens and shouts, it's because me, Lindsay has come up 403 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:05,041 Speaker 2: to the glass. I want to ask you. You will. 404 00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:09,161 Speaker 2: Auditioned earlier in twenty twenty five for Travel Guides. Yep, 405 00:22:09,681 --> 00:22:10,680 Speaker 2: what is Travel Guides? 406 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:10,920 Speaker 3: So? 407 00:22:11,001 --> 00:22:16,640 Speaker 1: Travel Guides is a traveling show where people, individuals, non 408 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:21,880 Speaker 1: TV people, right everyday kind of people, families, and they 409 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:27,400 Speaker 1: go and experience overseas travel YEP Channel nine flies them in, 410 00:22:28,041 --> 00:22:30,840 Speaker 1: they go and do the shoot and then back home 411 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:35,440 Speaker 1: you go. I thought, what a top show for me 412 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:40,041 Speaker 1: to be in you I would be perfect auditioned with 413 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,201 Speaker 1: my friend Tracy. 414 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,920 Speaker 2: I'm not going to take any offense to that. 415 00:22:43,561 --> 00:22:46,360 Speaker 1: Well, I think the words when I said to you, 416 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:51,761 Speaker 1: are you keen to audition with me? Would that be 417 00:22:51,801 --> 00:22:55,121 Speaker 1: something that you would like to do? You looked at 418 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,080 Speaker 1: me and with the head. Because that's quite on point 419 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:02,360 Speaker 1: for Christian Oh God, just kill me now. 420 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,041 Speaker 2: Yeah. Honestly, couldn't think of anything worse. 421 00:23:05,201 --> 00:23:07,600 Speaker 1: I couldn't think of anything, even though I think we 422 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,360 Speaker 1: would be faintas. 423 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:13,200 Speaker 2: Podcast is basically travel guide to the podcast. 424 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:16,521 Speaker 1: Well, yes, you're quite right there, Yes you are. And 425 00:23:16,761 --> 00:23:19,041 Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if they travel first class. 426 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,440 Speaker 1: If we were to travel overseas, would we be going 427 00:23:21,481 --> 00:23:23,801 Speaker 1: first class or business? That's a definition. 428 00:23:24,041 --> 00:23:25,521 Speaker 2: I would be going business. 429 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:30,921 Speaker 1: I would be going premian economy economy, premian economy. What 430 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:37,121 Speaker 1: there's premium I've said it now that I've confused myself. 431 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,240 Speaker 1: Premium economy. 432 00:23:41,761 --> 00:23:47,960 Speaker 2: You're going to step down to premium economy that potentially 433 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:52,281 Speaker 2: it depends on the budget and if the trip is 434 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:53,840 Speaker 2: being comped. 435 00:23:53,721 --> 00:23:57,080 Speaker 1: Right, we like that comped as in compensate. 436 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,801 Speaker 2: Like Virgin Australia, like, we'll give you some tickets, they'd 437 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,840 Speaker 2: probably give us economy. I'd pay for an upgrade. Perfect, 438 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,000 Speaker 2: and then I'd go, Christy, you're welcome to pay for 439 00:24:05,041 --> 00:24:06,481 Speaker 2: an upgrade if you would like one. 440 00:24:07,921 --> 00:24:10,921 Speaker 1: Oh, so you're at the other end ye, Now, so 441 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:13,281 Speaker 1: did the audition. I thought it was a good one. 442 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,001 Speaker 1: You even saw the auditions. 443 00:24:15,201 --> 00:24:15,720 Speaker 2: I liked it. 444 00:24:15,801 --> 00:24:16,720 Speaker 1: What did you think? 445 00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:17,241 Speaker 2: Well? 446 00:24:17,281 --> 00:24:19,120 Speaker 1: I thought first day. 447 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,721 Speaker 2: Channel Line would be stupid. I was like, just send 448 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:25,200 Speaker 2: them any of the content that you've done with we 449 00:24:25,281 --> 00:24:29,200 Speaker 2: will always have because I mean, you're just even around 450 00:24:29,321 --> 00:24:32,001 Speaker 2: a breakfast this morning. I'm like, there is a whole 451 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:36,001 Speaker 2: episode in how painful you are. 452 00:24:38,761 --> 00:24:41,241 Speaker 1: I'm like, see, I don't think I am. I think 453 00:24:41,281 --> 00:24:43,600 Speaker 1: I am one of the most easiest people. 454 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,441 Speaker 2: Look, it's not painful. It's just like it's not boring, 455 00:24:46,801 --> 00:24:49,241 Speaker 2: Like I can just sit still and watch Chrissy and 456 00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:51,241 Speaker 2: be thoroughly entertained. 457 00:24:51,921 --> 00:24:54,401 Speaker 1: I see. I don't know how though, it's just you. 458 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:58,160 Speaker 2: Know, hello, hello Rick, Rick Hello, Hello on the phone 459 00:24:58,441 --> 00:25:00,801 Speaker 2: when there was no reception there and hello, and then 460 00:25:00,961 --> 00:25:03,801 Speaker 2: hanging up, and then Rick calling immediately back, and you 461 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,600 Speaker 2: just falling back straight into the same pattern. Hello, Hello, Rick, 462 00:25:07,721 --> 00:25:10,161 Speaker 2: there's no reception, Hello, Hello, and then hang out. 463 00:25:10,681 --> 00:25:13,281 Speaker 1: I'll ring your back. Babes, he couldn't hear you. No, 464 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,241 Speaker 1: he couldn't. He couldn't hear me. God love him. 465 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:18,360 Speaker 2: And then you're doing your weird, superstitious teapot. Then you're 466 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,360 Speaker 2: getting out photos of your cats, and I'm just trying 467 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:24,160 Speaker 2: to eat my smoke salmon trout and being I'm just like, 468 00:25:24,281 --> 00:25:25,481 Speaker 2: what is going on? 469 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,360 Speaker 1: I don't think I'm alone. I think there are a 470 00:25:27,441 --> 00:25:31,161 Speaker 1: lot of people like me over forty five. 471 00:25:31,201 --> 00:25:34,441 Speaker 2: I hope there aren't. But when I am unique, that's why. 472 00:25:35,321 --> 00:25:37,321 Speaker 2: Maybe that's why there's too many of you. 473 00:25:37,521 --> 00:25:42,080 Speaker 1: That's right, Audi, Jane. I wasn't unique enough. But when 474 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,281 Speaker 1: I did show you the audition tape. 475 00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:45,640 Speaker 2: What did I say? 476 00:25:46,321 --> 00:25:49,360 Speaker 1: You said, I think I've even still got the voice 477 00:25:49,521 --> 00:25:53,481 Speaker 1: note on it, which is so funny because you said, yeah, 478 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:58,681 Speaker 1: listen is how you said. Yeah. Totally don't know why 479 00:25:58,721 --> 00:26:01,840 Speaker 1: you've come out of the feron like you have, because 480 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,761 Speaker 1: I came out Tracy and I came out. 481 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:08,321 Speaker 2: By first, right, Yeah, look I did put my Channel 482 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,640 Speaker 2: nine producer Lens on. 483 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,241 Speaker 1: Yeah, and was you gave some great feedback you said, 484 00:26:13,521 --> 00:26:16,360 Speaker 1: you know that first second two seconds, you've really got 485 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,321 Speaker 1: to grab them. 486 00:26:17,761 --> 00:26:19,480 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think it was abundantly clear that you 487 00:26:19,481 --> 00:26:22,440 Speaker 2: were just like, just hit recorded, we'll just do this happening. 488 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,200 Speaker 2: And I was like, twenty seconds in, I'm like, they 489 00:26:24,201 --> 00:26:28,521 Speaker 2: haven't said anything yet. What's crazy is I remember getting 490 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,160 Speaker 2: the feedback in radio. You've got to wow them in 491 00:26:31,201 --> 00:26:34,321 Speaker 2: that first twenty seconds. You put your gold at the 492 00:26:34,321 --> 00:26:36,841 Speaker 2: top because people naturally want to build and they want 493 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,281 Speaker 2: to put like their best bits, like we'll finish big. 494 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,600 Speaker 2: And it's like, no, you've lost them. You've lost them, 495 00:26:42,561 --> 00:26:44,200 Speaker 2: lost them in that first twenty second. 496 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:47,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, bucker, anyway, we lost them in the first second, 497 00:26:47,201 --> 00:26:50,481 Speaker 1: idea say, but I did get a nice email, did 498 00:26:50,521 --> 00:26:55,481 Speaker 1: say from chat JPT pretty much standard stock standard email. 499 00:26:55,521 --> 00:27:00,280 Speaker 1: I thinks, but no thanks, Yeah, no, no, bump. So 500 00:27:01,001 --> 00:27:06,200 Speaker 1: I must say that when they did eventually showcase who 501 00:27:06,281 --> 00:27:09,041 Speaker 1: they were coming, so they picked, Yeah, they've picked all right, 502 00:27:09,201 --> 00:27:11,680 Speaker 1: And I'm not happy. I am really not happy with 503 00:27:11,761 --> 00:27:13,840 Speaker 1: Channel nine, Channel nine, and I am not talking at 504 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:18,441 Speaker 1: the momento because they've chosen Okay, this is here, me here, 505 00:27:18,441 --> 00:27:21,881 Speaker 1: we go, let me adjust miss out on top of 506 00:27:21,921 --> 00:27:23,521 Speaker 1: my soapbox. 507 00:27:24,001 --> 00:27:26,441 Speaker 2: There was an actual soapbox here to get into the bed, right, 508 00:27:27,201 --> 00:27:27,960 Speaker 2: it's just under there. 509 00:27:27,961 --> 00:27:28,480 Speaker 1: I'm getting it. 510 00:27:28,561 --> 00:27:30,400 Speaker 2: You get it and put it here. Just put it 511 00:27:30,441 --> 00:27:36,561 Speaker 2: right next to me. There's a legitimate, just a momento. 512 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,521 Speaker 2: Get on your soapbox right. 513 00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:43,120 Speaker 1: As we put it down. Put it there, move it up, 514 00:27:43,241 --> 00:27:45,041 Speaker 1: move it up. 515 00:27:45,001 --> 00:27:47,241 Speaker 2: Get on it, and the floor is yours. 516 00:27:47,921 --> 00:27:52,041 Speaker 1: Channel nine. You are all about unknown people getting on 517 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:57,561 Speaker 1: TV shows such as travel Guides, however, and there's currencies that. 518 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,921 Speaker 2: Someone from Big Brother, math Stars. 519 00:28:00,561 --> 00:28:05,201 Speaker 1: We've got math Stars, We've got I'll get off. It's 520 00:28:05,201 --> 00:28:05,880 Speaker 1: a long way down. 521 00:28:06,801 --> 00:28:11,720 Speaker 2: That's a long ten centimes way down. Oh no, okay, 522 00:28:11,921 --> 00:28:12,641 Speaker 2: so I kind. 523 00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:15,440 Speaker 1: Of I was really like disappointed because I want to 524 00:28:15,481 --> 00:28:17,600 Speaker 1: see unknown people. I don't want to see people that 525 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,801 Speaker 1: have already had their go, do you know what I mean? 526 00:28:19,921 --> 00:28:22,440 Speaker 1: Like they've been on maths if what else of the 527 00:28:22,441 --> 00:28:27,641 Speaker 1: show was there, I'm as love Island, Love Ireland. I'm sorry, 528 00:28:27,721 --> 00:28:30,161 Speaker 1: but I do not want to see these I want 529 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,761 Speaker 1: to see people that aren't if I want to see 530 00:28:32,761 --> 00:28:35,080 Speaker 1: every day people. Yeah, similar to myself. 531 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:39,801 Speaker 2: Look, I would agree with you, but I've never enjoyed maths. 532 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:42,681 Speaker 2: I love Ireland, so I've always been of the opinion 533 00:28:43,721 --> 00:28:48,240 Speaker 2: those shows so boring and it is disappointing because it's 534 00:28:48,281 --> 00:28:52,721 Speaker 2: it's that same sort of younger crowd. This season of 535 00:28:52,761 --> 00:28:53,641 Speaker 2: Big Brother, I don't know. 536 00:28:53,601 --> 00:28:55,281 Speaker 1: If you're watching, Yeah, I am watching. 537 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:58,481 Speaker 2: So we're recording this in November when Big Brother has 538 00:28:58,561 --> 00:29:02,121 Speaker 2: relaunched and they've got your everyday people. I'm not watching it, 539 00:29:02,161 --> 00:29:05,200 Speaker 2: but I'm seeing comments because the TikTok live stream is 540 00:29:05,241 --> 00:29:08,561 Speaker 2: going absolutely bonter. And I remember when there was a 541 00:29:08,641 --> 00:29:11,361 Speaker 2: hint that an influencer might be going into this season, 542 00:29:12,001 --> 00:29:16,121 Speaker 2: people lost their fucking ship. They don't want to they 543 00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:19,200 Speaker 2: were like you because they basically what happens is they 544 00:29:19,201 --> 00:29:20,841 Speaker 2: brought all these influencers in to. 545 00:29:20,881 --> 00:29:26,321 Speaker 1: Do some primo and they absolutely set them up. 546 00:29:26,241 --> 00:29:29,761 Speaker 2: And people were fucking They were like, if we see 547 00:29:29,921 --> 00:29:33,761 Speaker 2: one al but it's true because they're so boring over it. 548 00:29:33,881 --> 00:29:36,681 Speaker 2: But they're in there for like, bless them, they're in 549 00:29:36,721 --> 00:29:38,841 Speaker 2: there for a career. They're in there for longevity. They're 550 00:29:38,841 --> 00:29:41,841 Speaker 2: not in there to maximize their experience to be themselves. 551 00:29:41,961 --> 00:29:45,841 Speaker 2: They all polished and all very good looking. 552 00:29:46,081 --> 00:29:50,521 Speaker 1: Yeah, but also too, they're already media savvy, like they 553 00:29:50,721 --> 00:29:54,641 Speaker 1: know exactly how they need to behave what they're going 554 00:29:54,681 --> 00:29:57,441 Speaker 1: to be doing in their hands. They know what makes 555 00:29:57,441 --> 00:30:00,440 Speaker 1: it good TV exactly, so they ham it up. The 556 00:30:00,441 --> 00:30:03,321 Speaker 1: wary I'm cranky is because I think that we need 557 00:30:03,361 --> 00:30:07,001 Speaker 1: to see more women over the age of forty plus 558 00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:11,201 Speaker 1: on TV. We are invisible the Golden Bachelor. 559 00:30:11,761 --> 00:30:14,201 Speaker 2: Did you see how so the Golden Bachelor for those 560 00:30:14,201 --> 00:30:17,041 Speaker 2: that don't know, is it over fifty? Yeah, so it's women, 561 00:30:17,361 --> 00:30:20,601 Speaker 2: We'll say over forty five, and it's the Bachelor. 562 00:30:20,721 --> 00:30:21,401 Speaker 1: Yeah. 563 00:30:21,481 --> 00:30:24,841 Speaker 2: The way the public loved all of these women and 564 00:30:24,881 --> 00:30:27,041 Speaker 2: their stories and it. 565 00:30:27,001 --> 00:30:28,161 Speaker 1: Was so nice. 566 00:30:28,321 --> 00:30:29,280 Speaker 2: So you didn't like it? 567 00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:31,841 Speaker 1: No, I did. I loved the first couple of episodes 568 00:30:31,921 --> 00:30:36,681 Speaker 1: and then to so much life stories. Look, please understand, 569 00:30:36,801 --> 00:30:37,881 Speaker 1: everybody has a story. 570 00:30:37,921 --> 00:30:38,481 Speaker 2: I get that. 571 00:30:38,881 --> 00:30:42,200 Speaker 1: I don't necessarily need to see it unfolding again for 572 00:30:42,281 --> 00:30:46,281 Speaker 1: them on television, and they're relaying their life story, spoiling 573 00:30:46,681 --> 00:30:48,721 Speaker 1: and theirs and their greed. 574 00:30:48,841 --> 00:30:51,601 Speaker 2: People. People can find that really relatable, don't they. 575 00:30:51,801 --> 00:30:53,441 Speaker 1: Yeah, But I also that's what you want. 576 00:30:53,481 --> 00:30:55,441 Speaker 2: You want them to come on and share their story. 577 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:57,721 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I want to see women that are empowered, 578 00:30:58,081 --> 00:31:01,281 Speaker 1: Like I want to see that are having had that 579 00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:04,000 Speaker 1: and now are living magnificent lives. 580 00:31:04,081 --> 00:31:06,480 Speaker 2: What they're doing against each other for the love of 581 00:31:06,521 --> 00:31:08,841 Speaker 2: a man. Yeah, I get your point there. 582 00:31:08,841 --> 00:31:11,520 Speaker 1: And Girl Code, like, there was a little bit at 583 00:31:11,561 --> 00:31:15,761 Speaker 1: the beginning of Girl Code. Well, so say, for instance, 584 00:31:15,801 --> 00:31:19,281 Speaker 1: one of the contestants hadn't had time with the Golden Bachelor, 585 00:31:19,921 --> 00:31:23,121 Speaker 1: whose name was bear Yep. Sometimes I wondered if he 586 00:31:23,241 --> 00:31:25,961 Speaker 1: was providing the bare minimum because he was like. 587 00:31:28,001 --> 00:31:29,281 Speaker 2: Oh good lord. 588 00:31:29,841 --> 00:31:33,561 Speaker 1: Yeah, there was like a situation where one of them said, oh, look, 589 00:31:33,641 --> 00:31:37,041 Speaker 1: you haven't had time with him. We're all going to 590 00:31:37,081 --> 00:31:39,960 Speaker 1: step back and let you do that. Now. That to me, 591 00:31:40,721 --> 00:31:43,641 Speaker 1: come on, that's a classy thing. That's the girl at 592 00:31:43,681 --> 00:31:47,841 Speaker 1: its very very best. We in power, we uplift. Yeah, 593 00:31:47,881 --> 00:31:50,681 Speaker 1: we don't throw women under the bus and to try 594 00:31:50,721 --> 00:31:53,001 Speaker 1: and get across them to get to him. 595 00:31:53,761 --> 00:31:56,161 Speaker 2: You gotcha, which is like dirty street pie. 596 00:31:56,241 --> 00:31:59,041 Speaker 1: Don't like it? Did you like? Biancho Died Died? 597 00:31:59,761 --> 00:32:02,720 Speaker 2: I but she's working radio, so I know, I know 598 00:32:02,801 --> 00:32:06,641 Speaker 2: bi anchor. I think she's gunning to be the Golden Bachelorette. 599 00:32:07,121 --> 00:32:10,321 Speaker 1: Oh and rightly, so she has got so much time. 600 00:32:10,161 --> 00:32:13,841 Speaker 2: But also good because she's done all radio. Yeah, she 601 00:32:13,921 --> 00:32:15,841 Speaker 2: did great. I remember when she used to be on 602 00:32:15,921 --> 00:32:17,881 Speaker 2: OVERA when I was, you know, like wanting to get 603 00:32:17,921 --> 00:32:21,161 Speaker 2: into radio. She was in in Sydney and she's great, 604 00:32:21,281 --> 00:32:25,480 Speaker 2: Like she's like her. She's like so loud and a force, 605 00:32:25,841 --> 00:32:27,081 Speaker 2: and I think would be great. 606 00:32:27,401 --> 00:32:29,681 Speaker 1: No, I love her. And she's got a huge story 607 00:32:29,801 --> 00:32:37,601 Speaker 1: all right, from infertility to relationships to amazing wonderful but Quirkyeh. 608 00:32:37,761 --> 00:32:41,761 Speaker 1: Her dress sense is amazing. She's not ashamed of who 609 00:32:41,801 --> 00:32:44,281 Speaker 1: she is. She stands tall and she goes, this is me. 610 00:32:44,601 --> 00:32:46,641 Speaker 1: If you like me, you like me, if you don't 611 00:32:46,761 --> 00:32:48,081 Speaker 1: off your fuck yeap. 612 00:32:48,041 --> 00:32:48,240 Speaker 2: You know. 613 00:32:48,321 --> 00:32:50,561 Speaker 1: And I think that's really what we want to see 614 00:32:50,601 --> 00:32:54,241 Speaker 1: more of. Yeah, I get really passionate about women over 615 00:32:54,361 --> 00:32:57,881 Speaker 1: forty five, but not being on TV. We just I'm 616 00:32:57,961 --> 00:33:00,801 Speaker 1: sick of seeing God love them all. But if I 617 00:33:00,841 --> 00:33:04,561 Speaker 1: see another bloody swimmer in a film on a beach 618 00:33:04,841 --> 00:33:07,601 Speaker 1: with their tongue down a guy throat, I'm kind of 619 00:33:07,721 --> 00:33:08,521 Speaker 1: lose my shit. 620 00:33:08,521 --> 00:33:11,561 Speaker 2: But like, surely it's time. Like reality TV came in 621 00:33:11,561 --> 00:33:14,041 Speaker 2: in the early two thousands, it's been twenty five years 622 00:33:14,321 --> 00:33:18,121 Speaker 2: Christian and reality killed all of the storyboarding, and it's 623 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:21,041 Speaker 2: sort of it's cheap and easy to produce. So now 624 00:33:21,441 --> 00:33:24,401 Speaker 2: stations and networks only want to produce reality. They treat 625 00:33:24,481 --> 00:33:28,081 Speaker 2: the competitors, well, they call them competitors so that they 626 00:33:28,201 --> 00:33:30,401 Speaker 2: fall into a different legal category. They don't have to 627 00:33:30,401 --> 00:33:33,480 Speaker 2: pay them. They're a contestant. So you're a contestant on 628 00:33:33,521 --> 00:33:36,521 Speaker 2: the show. You don't earn any money, and there's a 629 00:33:36,561 --> 00:33:39,561 Speaker 2: whole different set of rules, different ages, different everything. 630 00:33:39,641 --> 00:33:41,201 Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god, I didn't know that. 631 00:33:41,281 --> 00:33:43,921 Speaker 2: And that's why they treat them like fucking shit, because 632 00:33:43,921 --> 00:33:46,361 Speaker 2: they don't have to. And so this is why I 633 00:33:46,361 --> 00:33:48,720 Speaker 2: don't like reality TV. It's all I contrived, it's all 634 00:33:48,721 --> 00:33:49,401 Speaker 2: from shit. 635 00:33:49,401 --> 00:33:53,241 Speaker 1: For reality TV, but it's not real. You cannot put 636 00:33:53,241 --> 00:33:56,321 Speaker 1: that on say, for instance, the older woman, Now fucking 637 00:33:56,401 --> 00:34:00,401 Speaker 1: hate saying that, the woman that is in Big Brother Jane, 638 00:34:00,681 --> 00:34:03,281 Speaker 1: the older woman, Oh, I fucking hate saying that. Sorry, 639 00:34:03,521 --> 00:34:07,321 Speaker 1: but she's a lot old Tom the consistents right, Well, 640 00:34:07,641 --> 00:34:10,201 Speaker 1: she's losing the shit in there because they're farting in 641 00:34:10,241 --> 00:34:12,921 Speaker 1: her face. They're sparking like she's like, I do not 642 00:34:13,041 --> 00:34:16,641 Speaker 1: want people farting. Do not fart around me, Like farking 643 00:34:16,761 --> 00:34:20,561 Speaker 1: is not and I'm thinking it's like talking to your kids. Yeah, yes, 644 00:34:20,841 --> 00:34:23,001 Speaker 1: Like you get to a stage where you think, do 645 00:34:23,121 --> 00:34:26,321 Speaker 1: I really have to be here to have some child fart? 646 00:34:27,801 --> 00:34:29,081 Speaker 2: What am I doing here? 647 00:34:29,161 --> 00:34:31,361 Speaker 1: What am I doing here? How am I being perceived 648 00:34:31,401 --> 00:34:35,441 Speaker 1: on television? Because they twist it? You know what she 649 00:34:35,561 --> 00:34:38,201 Speaker 1: might be saying in her approach to it might be 650 00:34:38,281 --> 00:34:40,801 Speaker 1: one of can you just not fucking fart anymore? You 651 00:34:40,961 --> 00:34:42,601 Speaker 1: just don't want to hear it? 652 00:34:42,721 --> 00:34:45,161 Speaker 2: So here's the thing is the difference with this big brother. 653 00:34:45,721 --> 00:34:47,841 Speaker 2: I don't think they can twist it as much because 654 00:34:47,841 --> 00:34:52,441 Speaker 2: they live stream it as it's happening on TikTok and 655 00:34:52,721 --> 00:34:55,641 Speaker 2: it gets seven or eight thousand people watching it at 656 00:34:55,681 --> 00:34:58,361 Speaker 2: the time. So it's going on and Charlton have gotten 657 00:34:58,361 --> 00:35:00,441 Speaker 2: into hot water because there's some you know. 658 00:35:00,441 --> 00:35:04,201 Speaker 1: Well, I'm telling you now they're editing because we lose 659 00:35:04,321 --> 00:35:06,801 Speaker 1: vision and then we're looking at too black. Well, that's 660 00:35:06,881 --> 00:35:07,721 Speaker 1: your machine and dry. 661 00:35:08,201 --> 00:35:11,641 Speaker 2: True. But what I think what they're doing there is 662 00:35:11,721 --> 00:35:14,681 Speaker 2: something good's happening, save it for the show. So they 663 00:35:14,761 --> 00:35:19,361 Speaker 2: flicked to a fish bowl or something's happening that could also. 664 00:35:19,121 --> 00:35:22,241 Speaker 1: Be an audio god and everything goes. 665 00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:25,161 Speaker 2: And they switch it up and they've got that promo, 666 00:35:25,281 --> 00:35:27,441 Speaker 2: watched the show seven thirty Sunday or whatever. 667 00:35:27,641 --> 00:35:30,281 Speaker 1: Huge numbers on the kitchen watching it. 668 00:35:30,201 --> 00:35:32,401 Speaker 2: And because the live stream went down and everyone was like, 669 00:35:32,481 --> 00:35:35,401 Speaker 2: oh no, the live streams down and they're all freaking out. 670 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:38,841 Speaker 1: This is reality TV. I don't think reality TV is 671 00:35:38,921 --> 00:35:43,401 Speaker 1: anywhere near finishing. People are too much, But it's time 672 00:35:43,441 --> 00:35:47,961 Speaker 1: for that shift again. I think we're recycling past contestants 673 00:35:47,961 --> 00:35:50,281 Speaker 1: on previous shows that have had their turn. We need 674 00:35:50,361 --> 00:35:53,401 Speaker 1: new faces, we need new personalities. We need to have 675 00:35:53,921 --> 00:35:58,161 Speaker 1: more older people, men or women who you don't want 676 00:35:58,161 --> 00:35:59,721 Speaker 1: to be out there. I mean I would have been 677 00:35:59,721 --> 00:36:03,321 Speaker 1: great on travel. You would be so seriously, it's so good. 678 00:36:03,361 --> 00:36:03,641 Speaker 2: Okay. 679 00:36:03,561 --> 00:36:05,681 Speaker 1: I don't want to burst any no, I don't want 680 00:36:05,721 --> 00:36:07,601 Speaker 1: to breast my own bubble, but I reckon I would 681 00:36:07,601 --> 00:36:09,241 Speaker 1: have had something for them. 682 00:36:09,241 --> 00:36:13,081 Speaker 2: So funny. You would have been so perfect. 683 00:36:12,601 --> 00:36:15,161 Speaker 1: Because I don't think I'm funny. Like you will sit 684 00:36:15,201 --> 00:36:16,801 Speaker 1: there and you'll laugh at me about what I do 685 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:19,321 Speaker 1: at breakfast, But to me, that's just me being normal. 686 00:36:19,401 --> 00:36:22,401 Speaker 2: Oh no, you're a producer's dream dream because you just 687 00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:28,001 Speaker 2: do the weirdest shit, just consecutively. Spin the teapot show 688 00:36:28,001 --> 00:36:30,081 Speaker 2: photos if you can I'm able to talk to your 689 00:36:30,121 --> 00:36:35,241 Speaker 2: husband on receiption like it's just so, what is she doing? 690 00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:38,601 Speaker 2: And then you're in like surrounded by lions doing just 691 00:36:38,641 --> 00:36:39,361 Speaker 2: being yourself. 692 00:36:39,601 --> 00:36:42,121 Speaker 1: Would you consider maybe next time you and I am 693 00:36:42,161 --> 00:36:44,761 Speaker 1: additioning for could you think about it for a minute. 694 00:36:44,921 --> 00:36:48,241 Speaker 2: No, No, Firstly, it's gonna sound very arrogant. You need to 695 00:36:48,241 --> 00:36:50,241 Speaker 2: come to me with a big paycheck. 696 00:36:50,361 --> 00:36:53,481 Speaker 1: Okay, Channel nine, can you please go to Christian with 697 00:36:53,561 --> 00:36:54,201 Speaker 1: a paycheck? 698 00:36:54,361 --> 00:36:56,601 Speaker 2: Having worked in commercial radio, I just don't want to 699 00:36:56,601 --> 00:36:57,721 Speaker 2: work for anyone anymore. 700 00:36:57,801 --> 00:36:58,401 Speaker 1: That's okay. 701 00:36:58,521 --> 00:37:01,841 Speaker 2: And I really love doing this podcast with you, and 702 00:37:02,201 --> 00:37:04,441 Speaker 2: that's essentially I'd have to give that up. We couldn't 703 00:37:04,441 --> 00:37:06,281 Speaker 2: do both. It's the same thing. 704 00:37:06,761 --> 00:37:10,521 Speaker 1: Oh no, I couldn't give that up. But ec And now, 705 00:37:10,681 --> 00:37:13,001 Speaker 1: do you remember that travel show that they had around 706 00:37:13,041 --> 00:37:15,761 Speaker 1: the World? It was in the nineties or was it 707 00:37:15,801 --> 00:37:17,841 Speaker 1: in the look Zero's what's this? 708 00:37:17,961 --> 00:37:18,241 Speaker 2: Zero? 709 00:37:18,761 --> 00:37:22,721 Speaker 1: I would have been very young, very fair. I'm tossing 710 00:37:22,801 --> 00:37:24,801 Speaker 1: up whether to audition for that one. 711 00:37:24,961 --> 00:37:26,481 Speaker 2: No. Absolutely, I'm more of. 712 00:37:26,481 --> 00:37:27,641 Speaker 1: An ABC kind of girl. 713 00:37:27,761 --> 00:37:31,921 Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're definitely a Channel seven bogan. 714 00:37:32,721 --> 00:37:37,081 Speaker 1: Like you're definitely a bogan, a middle class bogan. Thank you. 715 00:37:37,201 --> 00:37:37,761 Speaker 1: Let's get there. 716 00:37:37,801 --> 00:37:40,241 Speaker 2: So last night you were like, God, this is so 717 00:37:40,641 --> 00:37:48,561 Speaker 2: decard dicad. You're like, what's the word desiccond? This experience 718 00:37:48,681 --> 00:37:53,481 Speaker 2: is so desicond. I'm like, oh, keep going, discarden. I 719 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:58,201 Speaker 2: was like sounded out. You're like, oh help, what is it? 720 00:38:00,721 --> 00:38:02,561 Speaker 2: Decadent was the word she was trying to get to. 721 00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:05,361 Speaker 1: Decadent. It was decadent as I was standing there with 722 00:38:05,401 --> 00:38:10,281 Speaker 1: my glass and muwei, yeah, perfect, yeah, classy Bogan, classy Bogan. 723 00:38:10,681 --> 00:38:12,361 Speaker 1: I'm putting my hand out. I don't mind. 724 00:38:12,841 --> 00:38:14,041 Speaker 2: I mean the suburb you live in. 725 00:38:14,401 --> 00:38:15,081 Speaker 1: What are you saying? 726 00:38:16,521 --> 00:38:18,601 Speaker 2: You get here, you can't say I'm not a Bogan 727 00:38:18,761 --> 00:38:22,481 Speaker 2: and then proceed to live where you live the hills. 728 00:38:22,881 --> 00:38:23,801 Speaker 1: I live in the Hills. 729 00:38:23,961 --> 00:38:25,521 Speaker 2: I stand my case. 730 00:38:25,681 --> 00:38:27,841 Speaker 1: The hills are middle class. It's a Bible belt. 731 00:38:27,921 --> 00:38:29,401 Speaker 2: I've seen the Hills have eyes. 732 00:38:32,161 --> 00:38:34,361 Speaker 1: Alert with the sound. 733 00:38:35,041 --> 00:38:36,241 Speaker 2: She doesn't even get the reference. 734 00:38:36,361 --> 00:38:37,041 Speaker 1: No, I don't know. 735 00:38:37,121 --> 00:38:40,081 Speaker 2: The Hills have Eyes was an family horror movie. 736 00:38:40,641 --> 00:38:43,241 Speaker 1: Oh that's delightful. 737 00:38:44,401 --> 00:38:47,001 Speaker 2: God, you're in the Hills and the eight people. 738 00:38:47,161 --> 00:38:50,241 Speaker 1: All right, So anyway, Channel nine, I hope that next 739 00:38:50,281 --> 00:38:51,841 Speaker 1: time maybe you're a little bit nicer to me. 740 00:38:52,161 --> 00:38:53,321 Speaker 2: I don't think they will be up to this. 741 00:38:53,641 --> 00:38:53,801 Speaker 1: No. 742 00:38:53,921 --> 00:38:57,921 Speaker 2: Probably if this podcast can start earning some decent money, 743 00:38:59,441 --> 00:39:05,001 Speaker 2: yeah right, yeah, okay, any money that this podcast makes 744 00:39:05,161 --> 00:39:07,841 Speaker 2: will go into a kitty. Yes, and then we can 745 00:39:07,881 --> 00:39:09,321 Speaker 2: do the business class and we can do our own 746 00:39:09,361 --> 00:39:09,961 Speaker 2: travel guys. 747 00:39:09,961 --> 00:39:12,561 Speaker 1: Oh, I think that would be great. I think that 748 00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:13,361 Speaker 1: would be amazing. 749 00:39:14,241 --> 00:39:16,241 Speaker 2: Look, I won't like it's tough. We'd have to hire 750 00:39:16,281 --> 00:39:18,161 Speaker 2: a cameraman and a producer. 751 00:39:18,321 --> 00:39:20,561 Speaker 1: Right, so what would that look like? They would just 752 00:39:20,601 --> 00:39:24,321 Speaker 1: follow us all around? And yeah, she's got I have none, 753 00:39:24,681 --> 00:39:25,721 Speaker 1: So what would it look like? 754 00:39:25,961 --> 00:39:31,000 Speaker 2: No idea. Everything that I do they can do, which 755 00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:32,361 Speaker 2: is what? And then I can just do a you 756 00:39:32,601 --> 00:39:35,281 Speaker 2: and sit at a multimillion dollar coffee table and spin 757 00:39:35,321 --> 00:39:38,121 Speaker 2: a teapot around with no cares in the world, fucking 758 00:39:38,201 --> 00:39:41,241 Speaker 2: swe in and swan out. Oh, it was so fun. 759 00:39:41,281 --> 00:39:44,121 Speaker 2: And we went we went to camera. Oh, chushul, have 760 00:39:44,161 --> 00:39:47,761 Speaker 2: I got to push record twice? 761 00:39:48,561 --> 00:39:50,921 Speaker 1: You have, though you've done that a couple of times. See, 762 00:39:51,001 --> 00:39:53,201 Speaker 1: that's just a stress that you're under. I admit that. 763 00:39:53,361 --> 00:39:53,801 Speaker 1: I know that. 764 00:39:54,441 --> 00:39:54,601 Speaker 2: Well. 765 00:39:54,641 --> 00:39:57,401 Speaker 1: You've always said to me, Quzzy, you are the talent. 766 00:39:57,561 --> 00:40:00,081 Speaker 1: So you just walk in there and you just be you. 767 00:40:00,281 --> 00:40:02,321 Speaker 2: And I say that with a lot of love because 768 00:40:02,481 --> 00:40:05,201 Speaker 2: there's not a fucking chance I could trust you to 769 00:40:05,241 --> 00:40:08,481 Speaker 2: do anybody hand up. No, no, I'm surprised you can 770 00:40:08,481 --> 00:40:10,161 Speaker 2: get yourself dressed. Of them all. 771 00:40:11,921 --> 00:40:13,561 Speaker 1: Well, I did it at the time because of the 772 00:40:13,561 --> 00:40:14,961 Speaker 1: frozen shoulder. Have to get your. 773 00:40:15,001 --> 00:40:18,041 Speaker 2: Cab, I had to film, I had to edit, I 774 00:40:18,081 --> 00:40:19,881 Speaker 2: had to record, I had to be talent, and then 775 00:40:19,921 --> 00:40:21,681 Speaker 2: I had to fucking dress. Christine. 776 00:40:22,561 --> 00:40:25,841 Speaker 1: You just need to care as allowance. Now all right, 777 00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:28,721 Speaker 1: Well that's me on my soapbox about travel guides. 778 00:40:29,201 --> 00:40:31,001 Speaker 2: Can you put the soapbox back? It's really heavy. 779 00:40:31,841 --> 00:40:33,961 Speaker 1: Thanks, you might want it though, I like it. 780 00:40:33,961 --> 00:40:34,481 Speaker 2: On it right? 781 00:40:34,521 --> 00:40:35,281 Speaker 1: What are you getting on it? 782 00:40:35,801 --> 00:40:37,481 Speaker 2: Here we go, It's gonna get on the soapbox. 783 00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:39,161 Speaker 1: I'll finish this by I was saying. 784 00:40:40,361 --> 00:40:44,161 Speaker 2: If possible, Channel nine, please hire Christine Hurt. 785 00:40:44,321 --> 00:40:44,681 Speaker 1: Please. 786 00:40:44,881 --> 00:40:48,521 Speaker 2: She shits herself. It's amazing content. She is just the 787 00:40:48,561 --> 00:40:56,161 Speaker 2: machine that keeps on machining. Love the soapbox. So we're 788 00:40:56,241 --> 00:41:02,001 Speaker 2: checking out of Shamaala Lodge, fantastic today, amazing and we're 789 00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:04,921 Speaker 2: currently in the sort of reception. 790 00:41:05,281 --> 00:41:08,361 Speaker 1: The Lander and the adlandra. I feel like it's a landrun. 791 00:41:08,561 --> 00:41:11,161 Speaker 2: And I just wanted to bring something up because for 792 00:41:11,241 --> 00:41:14,281 Speaker 2: pretty much about three hours after breakfast this morning, we 793 00:41:14,361 --> 00:41:18,681 Speaker 2: recorded a whole bunch of stuff at my room. And 794 00:41:19,481 --> 00:41:22,321 Speaker 2: as Christy was leaving, what did I say to you? 795 00:41:22,961 --> 00:41:25,521 Speaker 1: Do you remember? You didn't say anything. I don't think. 796 00:41:25,561 --> 00:41:28,361 Speaker 1: I kind of turned and you had your nose in 797 00:41:28,401 --> 00:41:30,361 Speaker 1: a basket like a woven. 798 00:41:30,801 --> 00:41:34,281 Speaker 2: Okay, so I said to you, I'm gonna have a shower. 799 00:41:34,961 --> 00:41:38,321 Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, Christine, it was in code. It 800 00:41:38,361 --> 00:41:40,681 Speaker 1: was Christine, you can leave now and do what you 801 00:41:40,721 --> 00:41:43,121 Speaker 1: want to do, and off your top because I'm going 802 00:41:43,201 --> 00:41:46,321 Speaker 1: to have a shower and I need some malone times. 803 00:41:46,721 --> 00:41:47,761 Speaker 1: You're a bit much. 804 00:41:47,921 --> 00:41:52,441 Speaker 2: So you then dawdled, turned around and saw. 805 00:41:53,841 --> 00:41:57,201 Speaker 1: Doodlings. It was collecting my things. 806 00:41:57,401 --> 00:42:01,801 Speaker 2: You fucking doodled. And then you turned around and saw 807 00:42:01,841 --> 00:42:02,841 Speaker 2: me sniffing. 808 00:42:02,641 --> 00:42:06,361 Speaker 1: A basket, which I've then asked you. You got out. 809 00:42:06,281 --> 00:42:10,281 Speaker 2: My phone, then you stood there. Then I reenacted it, 810 00:42:11,041 --> 00:42:13,761 Speaker 2: and then you didn't record that, so then I reenacted 811 00:42:13,761 --> 00:42:14,561 Speaker 2: it a second time. 812 00:42:14,761 --> 00:42:16,241 Speaker 1: You need to go to the bathroom. Is that what 813 00:42:16,281 --> 00:42:18,601 Speaker 1: the whole thing was? So I just wanted your body 814 00:42:18,681 --> 00:42:20,241 Speaker 1: language now is quite telling? 815 00:42:22,681 --> 00:42:23,321 Speaker 5: This is me? 816 00:42:24,681 --> 00:42:26,480 Speaker 2: What do you think? What do you think? 817 00:42:27,281 --> 00:42:29,841 Speaker 1: There was no drawels in the bathroom. 818 00:42:30,321 --> 00:42:34,881 Speaker 2: See how I'm hunched over. I was hunched over pretending 819 00:42:35,841 --> 00:42:37,960 Speaker 2: I was pretending to sniff. 820 00:42:37,681 --> 00:42:39,481 Speaker 1: The fast. 821 00:42:52,001 --> 00:42:58,041 Speaker 2: I was doing it. I was hunched over. How about 822 00:43:03,761 --> 00:43:04,961 Speaker 2: I was hurried around. 823 00:43:04,961 --> 00:43:09,561 Speaker 1: I hurried around, I've just worked it out. 824 00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:19,881 Speaker 2: Just proceeds to film me and I didn't want to 825 00:43:19,921 --> 00:43:25,601 Speaker 2: do it. But in the moment, I said, remember this moment, 826 00:43:25,721 --> 00:43:27,401 Speaker 2: just because I'm going to revisit this with you. 827 00:43:28,201 --> 00:43:33,841 Speaker 1: Oh my god. And the fact the fact that I 828 00:43:33,881 --> 00:43:37,521 Speaker 1: actually didn't take the video the first one. I actually 829 00:43:37,561 --> 00:43:38,761 Speaker 1: asked you to do it again. 830 00:43:40,961 --> 00:43:43,281 Speaker 2: Then you turned around us. I was hunched over. 831 00:43:43,441 --> 00:43:44,121 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 832 00:43:44,401 --> 00:43:49,281 Speaker 2: You you weren't walking out and I was hunched over, 833 00:43:49,361 --> 00:43:52,681 Speaker 2: and you turned around and I was like, pretended to 834 00:43:52,721 --> 00:43:55,281 Speaker 2: sniff the basket, so you didn't think I was about 835 00:43:55,321 --> 00:43:58,440 Speaker 2: to ship myself. And then you go, what are you doing? 836 00:43:58,601 --> 00:44:03,401 Speaker 1: I was like, And the funny thing is, you know, 837 00:44:03,441 --> 00:44:06,601 Speaker 1: funny you should mention this. Did you pull the blinds 838 00:44:07,361 --> 00:44:08,441 Speaker 1: for the bathroom? 839 00:44:09,161 --> 00:44:09,321 Speaker 2: Right? 840 00:44:09,401 --> 00:44:12,601 Speaker 1: Because someone DMed me last night on Insta to say 841 00:44:12,641 --> 00:44:16,161 Speaker 1: that they had come to the jamala and there was 842 00:44:16,201 --> 00:44:20,161 Speaker 1: somebody that actually pulled their pants said on the toilet 843 00:44:24,001 --> 00:44:26,401 Speaker 1: you could see it. 844 00:44:26,321 --> 00:44:31,241 Speaker 2: It's so funny not only was I about to explode. 845 00:44:31,921 --> 00:44:36,401 Speaker 2: I waddled over and it was like and then putting 846 00:44:36,401 --> 00:44:40,161 Speaker 2: the blind down every emotion. 847 00:44:40,681 --> 00:44:42,960 Speaker 1: Oh God, that is so funny. I'm going to ever 848 00:44:43,041 --> 00:44:51,681 Speaker 1: keep that on the next we will always have something 849 00:44:51,721 --> 00:44:55,361 Speaker 1: you're going to send to Nana. Christmas cards, a packet 850 00:44:55,441 --> 00:44:56,401 Speaker 1: Christmas card. 851 00:44:56,401 --> 00:44:58,001 Speaker 2: Like to read what that says? 852 00:44:58,081 --> 00:45:02,561 Speaker 1: Okay, the first one is Merry Christmas cant. 853 00:45:02,881 --> 00:45:05,321 Speaker 2: Yep, Merry Christmas yep yep. 854 00:45:05,481 --> 00:45:07,441 Speaker 1: And the one on the back it is the moist 855 00:45:07,761 --> 00:45:09,281 Speaker 1: wonderful time of the year. 856 00:45:13,921 --> 00:45:14,241 Speaker 3: Mhm.