WEBVTT - Bonus: Does Lloyd Langford Have Secret Comedian Meet Ups?

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<v Speaker 1>You're on the air with Jason Lauren Clinton as well,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're doing a thanks so mate, she already express.

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<v Speaker 2>Our next guest is a comedian who sounds like a

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<v Speaker 2>YouTube video being played at half speed.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw a poorster in Melbourne the other day and

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<v Speaker 3>it said, are you aware that the trum we'ser same

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<v Speaker 3>as thirty Rahinos?

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, no, no, he's got a new

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<v Speaker 4>stand up show called Okay I believe you. Please welcome

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<v Speaker 4>to the show, Lord.

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<v Speaker 2>Langley, whoa Hi, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>One of my favorite times of the year here in

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<v Speaker 1>mel Bene. A lot of people coming to Melbourne for it.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the Melbourne Comedy Festival.

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<v Speaker 5>Comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>It is from April seven.

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<v Speaker 1>You can get your tickets in comedy dot com dot

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<v Speaker 1>a you.

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<v Speaker 2>Lloyd Langford is in the house.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning. I think by show is on from me

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<v Speaker 3>April seven. Sorry, the Comedy Festival starts before then.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's why Jason should never be trusted. Details lays.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it starts on Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, forget the other show's okay yours?

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<v Speaker 2>Lord?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you love things like the Comedy Festival? Do you

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<v Speaker 5>prefer it when it's just like just about you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, what a question to asking comedians, because.

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<v Speaker 5>Some comedians are like, they're quite competitive with each other.

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<v Speaker 3>They are the absolute worst people to be with, aren't

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<v Speaker 3>you with one partner comedian?

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<v Speaker 4>My partner is a comedian.

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<v Speaker 5>Competitive ones are no good.

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<v Speaker 3>They're very funny, and she's very funny. But I mean

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<v Speaker 3>I meant to competitive ones. Yeah, I find that incredibly difficult.

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<v Speaker 5>So it's fun the festival when you all come together.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the festival starts on Tuesday, and we are going

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<v Speaker 3>on holiday.

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<v Speaker 5>You're missing the start.

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<v Speaker 4>We're going on holiday. We're going to Brunswick.

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<v Speaker 2>Head Way to support. I love that so much.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you doing I'm going to be reading a book

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<v Speaker 4>on the beach.

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<v Speaker 2>He really purposely got out of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we're doing this. I'm doing the second half of

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<v Speaker 3>the festival. And Anna has been very very busy working

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<v Speaker 3>on a sitcom that she's written and starring in for

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<v Speaker 3>the ABC, so she's finishing that work and she was like,

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<v Speaker 3>this is the only time I can go away. I

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<v Speaker 3>would normally be around for the festival doing even if

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't doing my own show, doing like other gigs

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<v Speaker 3>and and stuff. But I'm just getting out of town.

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<v Speaker 3>It actually feels.

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<v Speaker 4>Fun Hey your girl, dad, Yes, a little four year

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<v Speaker 4>old Gwen? Yes, Now is she funny?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I just all kids are funny, but a comedian's

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<v Speaker 3>daughter I would expect to be funny already.

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<v Speaker 2>She's showing science.

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<v Speaker 3>She has a level of confidence that even I, a

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<v Speaker 3>professional comedian, not yet attained. So I took her to

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<v Speaker 3>the playground last night, and she walked around the playground

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<v Speaker 3>getting other parents of children to come and watch her

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<v Speaker 3>do a performance. And I wanted to like hide in

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<v Speaker 3>a hall. And she was like, I'm going to do

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<v Speaker 3>a dance. And then she's like, now, meet me and

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<v Speaker 3>my father are going to do a dance. She right,

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<v Speaker 3>you dance with it. I said, like, I have no

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<v Speaker 3>natural rhythm. I have to I have to rely on

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<v Speaker 3>my charm and good.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, yes, how's her natural?

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<v Speaker 3>Her and Anna like dancers and her and Anna like yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>sugar almost yeah, not like you.

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<v Speaker 5>I think show Girls mains trippers.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a movie called Showgirls, and there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>there's a lot of it.

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<v Speaker 5>She's not she's not al and if.

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<v Speaker 1>She wants to grab the they're extroverts.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's look then what is your show about.

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<v Speaker 3>It's called Okay, I believe you, and it's about how

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<v Speaker 3>everyone else in the world is a dick, right apart

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<v Speaker 3>from me and the audience.

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<v Speaker 4>Of that night.

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<v Speaker 3>You talk about, Well, I get into a fight with

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<v Speaker 3>a man in a coffee. I just get into these

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<v Speaker 3>random kind of skirmishes. He's on straight, like a arguments

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff you don't see.

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<v Speaker 2>But the sort of person that I want to get

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<v Speaker 2>into a public fight.

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<v Speaker 4>No, he was being mean. He was being mean to

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<v Speaker 4>the woman he was with next to me.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, you're like Superman.

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<v Speaker 4>Not so much. But I was like, I'm gonna I'm

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<v Speaker 4>going to verbally destroy him.

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<v Speaker 2>To his face. Wait and put in a show.

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<v Speaker 4>I did it to.

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<v Speaker 3>Gwed was there so I could I could explain things

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<v Speaker 3>to greed under the guys of like start picking a

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<v Speaker 3>fight with it.

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<v Speaker 5>You're just saying very loudly to her that man is

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<v Speaker 5>not very nice.

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<v Speaker 3>It was that kind of thing, Yeah right, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>It was useful for her to be there.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you reckon he'll come to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>I do hope so.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Look, Lloyd Langford, the Comedy Festival is on, but

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<v Speaker 1>you got to wait till April seven, when he gets

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<v Speaker 1>back from holidays for you to see him. Tickets from

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<v Speaker 1>comedy dot com dot au passer best on to mate,

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<v Speaker 1>it's good to see.

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<v Speaker 5>You enjoy the holiday.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks Lauren.

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<v Speaker 5>Lauren wake up feeling good following him on the socials