Speaker 1: We got get you the morning every day, Adelaides.
Speaker 2: Friday, Friday, Friday.
Speaker 3: How naked would we feel if we didn't experience fitty
Speaker 3: on a fitty for Friday? It just wouldn't be right,
Speaker 3: like turn out with their pants on.
Speaker 4: Oh I know. It's like those dreams that you have
Speaker 4: where you're on the school bus naked. How we feel
Speaker 4: when we don't speak fitty.
Speaker 5: Morning, Fitzy apparently naked talking to current situation naked. I did.
Speaker 5: I did get seeming naked on a school bus coming home.
Speaker 5: We were big. We're just the old sucking a moon
Speaker 5: at someone as they got off the bus. It was
Speaker 5: one of the funniest things to ever do. I mean,
Speaker 5: obviously Land's cape has changed these days, you can't do
Speaker 5: it anymore, but jeez, it was funny the end of
Speaker 5: the day.
Speaker 3: But also, if you're after the age of forty, you
Speaker 3: chuck a moon to someone and they see what's going
Speaker 3: on down there? Oh boy, oh boy, that's traumatics.
Speaker 5: No, no, well, actually we spoke to Mick. Fanny is
Speaker 5: the quick story. And you know Fisher, the DJs who
Speaker 5: played at Lift Golf. They were good mates. When Mick
Speaker 5: Fanning won his first World Championships. When he got back
Speaker 5: to the Gold Coast, there was like hundreds and hundreds
Speaker 5: of people at the airport and cooling gadder for him,
Speaker 5: and his mum organized a limo to drive him home.
Speaker 5: So it's his mum and him in the back of
Speaker 5: this limo and Fisher is running down the side of
Speaker 5: the road just outside the Call and Go a airport
Speaker 5: completely naked with a sign that said can I have
Speaker 5: a lift? Champ And he wound down the window. He
Speaker 5: said that, honestly, can I get a list because I'm
Speaker 5: completely naked, I don't know have anywhere to go, And
Speaker 5: Mick said no, no chest, So Fisher did a fruit
Speaker 5: bowl on the window to each mom.
Speaker 3: Speaking of FITZI, we spoke a couple days ago about
Speaker 3: the lies you were told as a kid and how
Speaker 3: it's skipping generations. So my son had to put me aside. So, look,
Speaker 3: I've got some devastating news for you. As a person
Speaker 3: who consumes gum, if you swallow it, it'll stay in
Speaker 3: your gut for seven years. And I was just impressed
Speaker 3: that lies like that keep on going from generation generation.
Speaker 3: I feel like your old man would have had a few.
Speaker 5: So Dad down at Normal's no longer center. We had
Speaker 5: an amazing water slide park called Splashdown. There was only
Speaker 5: two slides, Jodes, that was the Order and the Screamer.
Speaker 5: When we were younger, Dad told us that it was
Speaker 5: wet and wild, right. So I would go to school
Speaker 5: every Monday and I would say to my mate, yeah,
Speaker 5: we went wet and wild and again on the weekend
Speaker 5: and they'd be like, what do you afford to go
Speaker 5: up to the Gold Coast all the time and go
Speaker 5: to wet and wild. Dad was lying to us telling
Speaker 5: us that it was wet and wild instead of Splashdown.
Speaker 5: Absolute shonk of a bloke.
Speaker 3: He's trying to the best for his kids. These horrendous lies.
Speaker 6: The thing that's happened this week which you will absolutely love.
Speaker 6: We've got a new producer. Her name is Molly. She's gorgeous. However,
Speaker 6: she was not made aware that the Prime Minister Anthony
Speaker 6: Albanesi was calling in to the show, and so she
Speaker 6: has picked up the phone and answered it and he said, hello,
Speaker 6: it's Prime Minister Anthony Alberinezi here and she thought, I'm
Speaker 6: not joking. This is a fringe performer impersonating the Prime
Speaker 6: Minister because there's no way, no way that he would
Speaker 6: be calling on his mobile.
Speaker 5: Because his voice does sound like a parody. Account.
Speaker 7: Well that's for me, he does.
Speaker 5: Well, you know what, She's been an integral part of
Speaker 5: the team, and I just say, it's just sad that
Speaker 5: it's the last day.
Speaker 6: Have you ever been in a situation fits where you
Speaker 6: haven't read the room and known that there was someone
Speaker 6: there that you know, you should have known who they were,
Speaker 6: but you did not.
Speaker 5: But I was on the end of someone who didn't
Speaker 5: know who I was. I had someone pulled me. I
Speaker 5: had an old lady pulled me aside at the airport
Speaker 5: once and was having a conversation saying, I'm a massive
Speaker 5: fan of yours and I'm going, oh, this is great,
Speaker 5: it's awesome. And she said, you know what you did
Speaker 5: in your lyrics was very powerful, and there was a
Speaker 5: lot of people around the time would never wouldn't do that.
Speaker 5: And she as she walked off, she said, you know,
Speaker 5: I've loved Midnight all forever, you know what. I loved
Speaker 5: her a gatt so much so I just went along
Speaker 5: with those in front of her, and then I pissed her.
Speaker 7: Up that.
Speaker 4: Pizzy, Thank you so much. For joining us once again
Speaker 4: very quickly. You've got a big event tomorrow in thirty
Speaker 4: eight degrees. Tell us about it.
Speaker 5: Exciting, nice day to go to the club down at
Speaker 5: the Port along the Footay Club So regurgitator, Ruby Field's Tumbleweed,
Speaker 5: where's the Pope Adelaide Legends of playing? So sit down there.
Speaker 5: If you're not doing anything them, I come down for
Speaker 5: a beer. It'd be a great day.
Speaker 4: You're doing doing the Peter Garrett dance.
Speaker 5: Run, will be doing mid songs. Yes, we do tend
Speaker 5: to won the album in full at around about six
Speaker 5: thirty on stage.
Speaker 3: Because appreciate you. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 5: Love you guys, see you, Jody and Hazy Friday Up.
Speaker 3: Somebody royally forked up the top four things that forked
Speaker 3: up this week. No, here we go, a bit of accountability,
Speaker 3: ain't right?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, you guys are crap at your job.
Speaker 2: We get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it be better whatever.
Speaker 2: Okay, it sounds like you two aren't learning.
Speaker 1: We do the Friday walk ups every Friday, and then
Speaker 1: we look back on the things that you kind of
Speaker 1: royally forked up.
Speaker 3: It sounds like this segment very much has a solid future.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, absolutely coming in at number four. Jody, there's
Speaker 1: something you need to know about men. If we start
Speaker 1: to thin on top, we can get a little bit sensitive.
Speaker 1: But that didn't stop you forking up and throwing Hazy
Speaker 1: under the bus.
Speaker 3: I said, I Reckon, I'm ready, I'm ready to get
Speaker 3: the clippers out and go for a bit of a shave.
Speaker 3: And she said, no, no, no, while we can still
Speaker 3: make it look like you've got heaps of hair, we will.
Speaker 3: You're right, it's all alive. Every time you talk about
Speaker 3: my hair. Yep, five follicles fall out, all oat in
Speaker 3: front of me and land on the table.
Speaker 4: What are they screaming as they fall out?
Speaker 3: They're screaming or they're not screaming anything. Because they die,
Speaker 3: they go to hair heaven.
Speaker 1: Coming in at number three for the four Cups this week.
Speaker 1: A major for Cup will always be when someone Jody
Speaker 1: will agree with a fraudulent liar like Belle Gibson. It
Speaker 1: really was one of the most simple questions from Tara
Speaker 1: Brown to Bell Gibson, and Jodi did not have to agree.
Speaker 2: Well, I live knowing as I've always known that I
Speaker 2: would be twenty.
Speaker 6: Six okay, Bell eyes is a really, really simple question
Speaker 6: how old are you?
Speaker 3: I believe that I'm twenty six, so had jokes as.
Speaker 4: Before ever twenty six.
Speaker 3: That's okay, you're bell ahead of your time.
Speaker 2: By the way, what a great headline. Jody Oddie agrees
Speaker 2: with Belle gibbson.
Speaker 3: She's got the only support in the world.
Speaker 2: You know, coming in at number two.
Speaker 1: Arguably the most favorite segment of the week is Songs
Speaker 1: A song Song, Songs that we play every Tuesday. It's
Speaker 1: the Nova Songs or chestralized and you need to guess
Speaker 1: it's Jody versus Hazy and you play for a listener.
Speaker 2: Tanna called up to be on Team Jodi.
Speaker 6: Tana, thank you so much for jumping on board my team. Absolutely,
Speaker 6: you know what, I fell it in my bones, I
Speaker 6: like Hazy says, I feel it.
Speaker 7: In my warding.
Speaker 3: You're gotta trust those feelings sometimes as well.
Speaker 2: Time started off so strong. She was really happy to play.
Speaker 1: Of course, then it all went fork uped because we
Speaker 1: only have Hazy lef So what was Sarah's response.
Speaker 4: Sarah from Parkside, good morning to you.
Speaker 5: Good morning.
Speaker 4: You've gone Team Hazy. Well that's what I got.
Speaker 3: If there was a third option, would you have taken it?
Speaker 7: Sarah. No, I wouldn't Sarah.
Speaker 3: I did just tell how flat Sarah was with the situation.
Speaker 6: She was like, if there was a twenty seventh option,
Speaker 6: I wouldn't have taken you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's someone wh couldn't even talk. There's a chance
Speaker 3: that she was going to hang up there for a second.
Speaker 3: That's okay, I've got through.
Speaker 2: She was so flat on you.
Speaker 3: Yeahs't.
Speaker 2: It's threw them along and coming in at number one.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say it. I know it's only February.
Speaker 2: This is the biggest fork up of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: Oh whoa great news, Jodie and Hazy. Not on you,
Speaker 2: Prime Minister.
Speaker 6: Do you mind telling all our beautiful listeners exactly what
Speaker 6: just happened with producer Molly who might have mistaken you
Speaker 6: for someone else.
Speaker 1: Look, Molly was terrific, but I could say that that.
Speaker 3: Was a my shelf on the phone and she basically put.
Speaker 5: Me on hold.
Speaker 3: Didn't believe it. Thought it was Frank Paul, Okay, good,
Speaker 3: good on your Molly thought it was the relationships off
Speaker 3: to your bad.
Speaker 7: She thought you were going to.
Speaker 3: She thought you were a French performer. And I think
Speaker 3: she came in and said oh, you should hear this bloke.
Speaker 3: He does the worst. Anthony Albanez.
Speaker 5: Should be fair, you didn't tell.
Speaker 3: Her that I was in so yes, Molly, welcome to
Speaker 3: the team. It's all about wow. You know what, Molly,
Speaker 3: You'll be just fine here. I think.
Speaker 6: Okay, just talk us through very quickly your thought process.
Speaker 4: When you heard Anthony al I.
Speaker 8: Just didn't think he'd ring direct. In what world is
Speaker 8: there not a publicist patching us through? He just said hello,
Speaker 8: it's Anthony Albanize.
Speaker 3: Mixture of Olbo and John Howe there for exec great.
Speaker 2: Now it's the top five four cups of the week.
Speaker 7: Well done, Battle of Yes.
Speaker 3: What a gladiatorial situation we find ourselves in with the
Speaker 3: Battle of the Bangers. It's a chance for you to
Speaker 3: pick the music and we've tweaked it up ever so
Speaker 3: slightly in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4: And isn't it working in your favor? I have to say.
Speaker 3: So to one of my favorite So with this.
Speaker 6: New system, what happens is it's kind of like the
Speaker 6: voice where you have to I'm talking.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm just trying really good about this segment.
Speaker 6: We have a year with a random generator and then
Speaker 6: when you hear a song that you particularly attuned to,
Speaker 6: you turn your care, so to speak. And I left
Speaker 6: it far too late this week. I left it far
Speaker 6: too late to the last song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so the Sax songs, and we both hadn't chosen
Speaker 3: a song until we got the song five, and I
Speaker 3: thought I've got to jump in, so straight away I
Speaker 3: selected Robbie Williams and part of No Kids. So that
Speaker 3: meant that there was one song left. You didn't know
Speaker 3: what it was going to be, which you had to select.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And the worst thing is is I bypassed and
Speaker 6: since bye bye bye.
Speaker 3: That's tough. And you would deal this absolute pool.
Speaker 4: Sandwich that rock Promis's face.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't because I actually really liked Rock Thomas. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I like match Bombs twenty. I'm old school bat.
Speaker 4: But you don't like one of his greatest songs ever?
Speaker 3: No interesting?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, can regard Josh welcome.
Speaker 3: To the studio very much? Can I just firstly say,
Speaker 3: can you turn his mic on?
Speaker 4: For?
Speaker 3: Sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 1: That absolute who Sandwich is my mother's favorite song of
Speaker 1: all time.
Speaker 4: Now you've just insulted Josh's.
Speaker 3: Mother, missus Morrow, grow up. I'm just kids. She's an
Speaker 3: absolute sack. She's an absolute saint, one of the most
Speaker 3: saintly saints out there.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 6: I accidentally tried to vote for myself yesterday and saw
Speaker 6: the school line, which wasn't great.
Speaker 3: Doesn't your vote count for two hundred votes?
Speaker 4: You would have thought, okay, would you change?
Speaker 3: And you would have hoped, would you like a drum roll?
Speaker 6: There? Man?
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. You win it with sixty percent
Speaker 3: of the votes. It's oh what who saw this coming?
Speaker 6: This is crazy because she's such a big fan of
Speaker 6: Kylie and Robbie Williams.
Speaker 3: I'm a massive fan of Robbie Williams. Oh, you're a
Speaker 3: big Santana fan.
Speaker 7: Are you.
Speaker 3: Putting song for Battle of the Bangers? Robbie Williams, Kylie Minogue,
Speaker 3: This is Kids, and Adelaide's Nova nine one.