WEBVTT - Worst Bday Ever | "She Had To Carry Her Dad's Body Downstairs" 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:06.960 Every day Adelaide. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:09.840 Welcome to the podcast, kids, And I'm going to ask 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:10.600 you this question. 0:00:10.720 --> 0:00:13.000 Have you ever had a shitty birthday? 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:19.600 Like how we like, like real shitty, like the ultimate 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:20.400 shitty birthday? 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:25.720 Because this woman couldn't have had a worse one. 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:27.880 Let's talk poor timing, Yes. 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:31.360 Let's talk at shall we We have some weird conversations 0:00:31.400 --> 0:00:34.400 in our meetings, And yesterday we were having a chat. 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:36.760 I was telling you guys about a story I heard 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:41.760 about someone's grandpa who died at the wedding reception at Adelaide. 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:46.040 Oval ruined that shocking timing, terrible. 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:48.919 Timing, and because producer Zoe is producing Zoe, she has 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:50.360 to one up me all the time. 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:54.560 She has come here. She's like, well, well ten people died. 0:00:58.080 --> 0:00:59.200 She has come home. 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:03.160 And has gone bang with a story that he is 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:06.520 so outrageous it needs to be told on the radio. 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:09.160 Let's just hope none of your family members are listening. 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:11.920 So I've got permission from Bendy my mom. She said, 0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:14.160 it's all good, but she's keeping my grandma busy for. 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:17.199 This because your grandma does listen. 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:18.520 To My grandma does listen to the show. 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:20.039 Tune out. 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:24.600 So yeah, six years ago on my grandma's birthday. My 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:29.040 grandpa died mid lunch. Wow on her birthday? 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:31.720 What did he have for lunchrooms? 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:35.760 Oh my gosh, they're taking to the spiciest Mexican restaurant made. 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:39.840 It was very It wasn't funny at the time, but 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:41.840 now it is because it didn't end there. 0:01:42.280 --> 0:01:43.360 We were mid lunch. 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:47.559 He came back. Okay, back zombie store. 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:49.800 I'm glad this is funny to you guys. 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:57.040 Sorry, sorry, Margie, proceed. We have some respect to Andrew. 0:01:58.360 --> 0:02:00.400 We were mid lunch, him be and your for a while. 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:03.240 So he was upstairs and my grandma on her birthday, goes, 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:05.280 I'll fix him a plate, takes it upstairs, comes back 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:09.000 down and goes, he's gone. He's not with us, and 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:09.560 we all kind of. 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:11.440 Went, oh, that is terrible timing. 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:14.720 It was on our actual birthday as well. It got 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:16.400 a whole lot worse though, because we had to, you know, 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:18.440 do all the formalities. So birthday got put on hold 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:20.040 for a set. We had to call the funeral home. 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:23.720 They got there and went, oh, you've got stairs, and 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:26.120 we're like, yeah, yeah, he's upstairs. He's not down here, 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:28.480 he's upstairs, and they went, oh, it doesn't cover our 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:31.560 whole work. Heal safety. We can't carry him down. So 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:37.959 mum carried her dad downstairs. Her dead father downstairs. It's 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:41.160 very not funny, but funny. So she had to carry 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:44.120 him downstairs. We sent him off. We all like finally 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:46.440 sit down, and so the rest of the family came 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:48.920 over to kind of say goodbye, and then we cut 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:50.320 cake and saying, have your birthday. 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:04.120 Birthday, Amen, birthday once you'll never forget. Oh my goodness, 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:07.800 that is unbelievable, A bit outrageous, isn't it. 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:11.560 Let's talk thirteen twenty four ten. Unfortunate timing doesn't have 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:11.960 to be death. 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:12.920 It can be anything. 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:16.480 Maybe it tween you know, unfortunate events collide. For example, 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:18.799 I mean, I just wanted to come into this world 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:21.480 nice and safe. But if my little baby boy Sonny 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:22.639 came in on grand final. 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:27.200 Day about this time, buddy, come on, Sonny, read the room. 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:28.840 Do you know what I mean? 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:32.000 Going would win by four points and you decide to. 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:36.040 Ball it all and a right right, Let's go to Jesse. Jesse, 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:39.320 good morning to you, good morning. Take us through your 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:40.360 particular situation. 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:45.920 So my nana is the funeral I arrived about ten 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:50.080 minutes after the viewing had started. Yeah, and my mom 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:53.840 and Auntie had been in already and noticed that it 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:57.120 was not my nana in the coffin. It was some 0:03:57.320 --> 0:04:04.360 other lady. So the funeral home told my mum and 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:06.480 my auntie that the funeral had to go on because 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:10.360 everyone was there. So we were made to sit through 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:13.560 a funeral with some other lady's body in the coffin. 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:16.880 So was it was it an open cask funeral? 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:17.719 No? 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:20.880 Yeah, as soon as my mom and Auntie realized it 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:23.880 was not my nana, they closed the viewing and no one. 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:27.880 Was allowed in Jesse before we go on permission to 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:28.919 have a bit of a giggle at the. 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:32.359 Time, Well, my nana was a bit of a jokes 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:37.600 about it, but at this time it was a bit traumatic. 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:41.760 What about the what about the funeral part? Now I 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:45.560 got to push her. Now, who was who was the lady? 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:50.000 There's a lady from South Australia who had no family 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:54.280 here in the country. Ah, so she was she was 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:57.280 just going to have like a little memorial thing at 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:58.120 the funeral home. 0:04:59.320 --> 0:04:59.920 What that's gone. 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:04.200 It's a bit of a wind Jesse for her, isn't it? 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:05.920 I mean, if you were going to have no one 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:09.200 at your funeral and then suddenly you had fifty people, 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:11.240 even though they thought you were someone else. 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:12.919 It's a small victory, and death isn't. 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:15.680 It a small as a wind? So so then so 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:18.360 then did they get the right body? I just don't 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:18.839 know how to word. 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:22.240 What do you mean? Did they get the right body? 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:23.400 Did you have another one? 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:24.000 Where was Nan? 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:29.640 We don't really know. They cremated Nana's body before we 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:31.200 could actually do a viewing. 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:37.919 Her. Why goodness, wow, I mean, please don't say the 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:39.279 name of this funeral home. 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:43.360 No, and if I die, please don't send me there. 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:50.400 You guys out? Did you one more question? Jesse? Sorry, 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:53.760 it is so fascinating. Did you tell the other people 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:56.000 who'd come to say goodbye to you or Nana that 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:56.880 it wasn't Nana? 0:05:57.760 --> 0:06:00.719 Not at the time. They found out after we made 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:08.080 a story on the current affair. Oh wow, we were 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:10.440 told to keep it all quiet by at the funeral hope. 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:12.880 Yeah, I bet, yeah, I mean it's not the best 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:14.200 advertisement for all them minute. 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:19.080 Yeah, yeah, come say goodbye to someone else's down. Oh my, oh, Jesse, 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:20.120 that's outrageous. 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:22.120 Thank you for sharing this. Story. This is incredible. 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:24.839 If you've been waiting to skip the school holiday crowns 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:25.880 for your next trip, now. 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:28.880 Is your chance you take a sneaky weekend with what 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:29.640 if dot com? 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:31.720 Just imagine all those empty beaches. 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:33.679 For coordination and more on the what if happen? 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:40.960 What if it's ouzzy for travels? What the Fork? A 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:43.240 little survey alert here? Goodness me. 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:47.400 So basically this segment is the small things in life 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:48.880 that you can't get your head around and you look 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:50.560 at it, like, for example, when you can't find a 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:52.760 fork and you work place kitchen and you go, what 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:53.360 the fork? 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:54.640 Why is that happening? 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:57.760 It's the thing all across offices, particularly in this country, 0:06:57.760 --> 0:06:58.760 forks just going missing. 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:02.040 Yeah, and so we just thought we'd expanded out all 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:04.880 the little things that you simply do not understand. 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:08.040 And I don't understand this. There is a new survey 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:09.200 that's come out and. 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:13.840 Shockingly, in the UK, more than one point five million 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:18.440 people admitted to washing their bath towels once a. 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:20.560 Year, once a year, once. 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:25.480 A year your bath tower with all your bodily functions 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:26.400 and fluids on it. 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:31.880 Yeah, so I want to jump on board with this. Unfortunately, 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:33.440 if I was in the UK. I think I'm one 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:34.280 of those statistics. 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:37.160 Oh year, really yeah, because I have. 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:39.040 A shower every morning here at Nover. 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.040 Oh this is disgusting actually, yeah. 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:47.680 And so we started jan nine and I changed the 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:49.240 tower for the first time the other day. 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:52.840 You didn't, that's what do we mean? What? 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:53.320 Yeah? 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:56.520 Quick matter ten months or nine months? 0:07:56.600 --> 0:07:59.400 And not only that, we figured out there's another bloken 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:01.880 engineering who uses that shower and where you figure that. 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:03.640 You guys have been cheering that time. 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:06.280 We do because we shower together. 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:10.440 We don't really, but the tower was actually talking to 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:12.640 me the other days, like it's time for you to 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:14.960 have a bit of a wash yourself, like up. 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:15.960 On its hind leaks. 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:18.480 It was chatting to your genuine piece of cardboard. 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:21.520 My goodness, they say experts say that you should wash 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:26.040 after three to five uses on high temperature sixty degrees 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:29.280 to ensure you kill any gems. And just to who's 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:32.440 got the time, just to inform you about what you've 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:37.960 probably contracted. It's bacteria like Staphylococcus urius that can lead 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:40.040 to skin infections and is. 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:40.680 It really itchy? 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:46.599 Yeah, and fungy like candida yeast can cause issues like 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:47.360 athletes foot. 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:50.880 I don't. I don't have athletes. 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:51.400 Full well not yet. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:54.720 Well I've got a fresh towel, though it's just changed 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:55.400 a couple of weeks ago. 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:59.240 Oh yuck. And it just made us think about other stuff, 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:02.160 like how often would you, say, for example, washing bed sheets. 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:06.120 You're car bed sheets, obviously fresh bread bed sheets last night, 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:08.120 thank you very much. But if when I was in 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:14.120 my single days, oh god, you're an absolutely horrendous stuff, 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:17.079 I would wonder how how often they get changed? 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:19.439 Because who's got the time? Do you know what I mean? 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:21.600 But how No, if you had to put a figure 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:21.880 on it. 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:25.200 How often, Yeah, that'd be once or twice a year, agone. 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:27.440 But I would have a shower before I went to bed. 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:31.520 So I feel like just to paint a picture here, 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:34.280 I'm in a room full of lovely ladies, and I 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:36.839 feel like that was the wrong answer, given the absolutely 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:39.400 shocked and disgusted looks I'm getting right now. 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:41.600 That is gross. What about your pajamas? Let's talk about 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:42.120 your pajamas. 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:44.480 Pajamas? Who wears pajamas these days? 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:46.360 You know everyone? 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:48.840 Yeah? What about that frank green bottle? It's in front 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:51.719 of us. You gotta wash that out don't do the 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:53.280 whole Oh it's water, It's okay. 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:57.160 No, I mine's starting to taste a little bit funky, 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:00.760 like a little bit tinny and jews and was to 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:02.600 write to tell me that they can go a little 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:04.600 bit moldy the frank green. 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:06.000 Absolutely, so I don't hate it. 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:09.559 Probably I don't really wash it at it all? 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:15.400 Really, so you are an absolute monster yourself. Oh my gosh, 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:16.600 oh my goodness. 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:20.040 Thirteen twenty four ten, let's do this the washing addition. 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:23.840 You can take it too, father, What do you mean, newsreader? Abby? 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:26.880 You can overwash, can't you? 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:27.760 You to a filth? 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:29.520 And I don't think I want to work here anymore. 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:35.360 So I used to dance with a woman. Oh she'll 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:38.760 remain nameless, but she had five children, and we're all 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:41.800 sitting around having a champagne one night after dance rehearsals, 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:45.199 and she let us know that she washes her towels 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:50.000 every single day. What every single day she puts those 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:51.400 bad boys through the washing machines. 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:54.960 And she's not five kids, five kids? That's she just 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:57.719 a permanent washer? Is that all she does all day? 0:10:57.720 --> 0:10:58.120 Every day? 0:10:58.200 --> 0:10:59.960 I would assume so, because how do you have time 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:01.160 to do anything else? 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:03.040 Oh my god? And what was your response to that? 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:07.559 I just, literally, as I do, lost my marbles. 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:10.440 Yeah, what'd you say to her? I can't repeat it? 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:10.840 On Anne? 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:14.840 Did you accuse her of single handedly draining the Murray? 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:15.439 I did? 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:18.200 Actually, yeah, I said, you're the reason that the Murray 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:20.400 river's low, because around that time it was it got 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:22.600 really low. But now we've had flood since and we're fine. 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:25.120 So did the washing machine luck out when I went 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:27.760 to that particular house, Like I'm going to my forever 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:28.720 home and. 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:30.760 Now I'll tell this story quickly because my sister will 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:33.040 kill me. But my oldest sister, I remember when she 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:35.880 was living at home, she I don't think, changed her 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:37.760 sheets for I don't know how long, and they started 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:40.280 ripping down the bottom of the sheets. 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:42.080 And now I'm crusty. 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:45.520 Yeah, my mother was not a happy woman. It was disgusting. God, 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:46.760 people are feral. 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:52.040 What the fork the washing habits edition? It was a 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:55.280 call give us an example. Thirteen twenty four ten. Some 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:57.959 real dirty cats out there, and guess what I'm king 0:11:58.000 --> 0:11:58.240 of them? 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:01.640 We got a beach house action two hundred dollars beach 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:03.760 house worth entertain the kids. 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:05.640 This school holidays produce and you're going to throw your 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:06.520 husband under the bus. 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:07.000 Yes. 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:11.080 When we first started dating, thankfully, his sister in law, 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:13.840 who I actually already knew, came up to me and said, look, 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:16.520 I'm just letting you know. I don't know the last 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:18.600 time his sheets were washed, so I made sure I 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:25.320 wash them before you came. And also, he's like, you hazy, 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:27.080 not a fan of pajamas, but I feel like, if 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:29.199 you're not wearing pajamas, you need to make sure those 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:32.840 sheets are washed. Even more, Yes, if you're because all 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:34.240 your bits are all over the sheet. 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:37.920 Yes, thank you, we work with you. 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:39.880 I'm not sure bits aren't leaking. 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:44.360 I promise we're at this text as well from John 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:46.600 and Seat and he said, I have a shower in 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:48.040 the morning, but not at night. 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:50.319 Is that bad? Does that count? 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:52.640 Yeah? You need to have it. You need to have 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:57.360 a shower before you get into your sheets, all right? 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:58.920 Cursed if your thoughts on this. 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:02.199 I got into serious trouble with my partner because I 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:04.080 put a handtowel in with the socks and jocks. 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:04.960 God forbid. 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:06.400 I don't know what he thought was going to happen 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:11.680 to said handtowel, but anyway, I got I got blasted. 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:14.440 So yeah, well lead the goodness. 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:16.119 You can put a hand down in with your normal. 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:18.400 Washing handtail's likely to survive in amongst the socks and jocks. 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:19.200 I just gang up on. 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:20.920 Is it just me? 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:24.760 I'm chocking everything in together, from tea towels to your 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:27.000 normal towels, to your socks to. 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:30.080 Your underwear towels go in their own wash. No they don't. Yes, 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:30.760 no they don't. 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:32.680 They don't. 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:36.240 Again with the opinions from you, when you. 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:38.920 Does all your washing, had a lot to say. 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:42.360 Kelly, your thoughts, you're washing thoughts. 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:45.200 I hate it when you go to the laundry mat 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:46.640 and they're washing their dogs. 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:53.200 No, this is why I avoid the laundromat at all times. 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:56.040 We had our washing machine Kelly broke down for about 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:58.800 a month before they actually eventually came out and repaired it, 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:00.120 and I had to go to the laundrom out. I 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:04.360 was like, you're literally putting all your underwear in with 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:07.400 some other randoms washing Because I don't care what you do. 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:08.720 That drum cannot be clean. 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:10.760 Can That's exactly right? 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:16.360 Yeah, there you go, thanks for washing washing new jokes 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:18.280 with some someone's dog coach. 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:21.240 Yeah, they shouldn't make sure that. Let's wrap it up 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:24.720 with Abby. Good morning, Abby, good morning for us. 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:28.440 So I do the washing every weekend at our house, 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:33.320 but my partner's works jumper things to always only be 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:34.440 in there once a week. 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:37.040 Oh no, and he's wearing it every day. 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:40.440 Yeah, wedding and being grossed like it's hot, and he'll 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:41.320 still wear it. 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:43.280 It's purely it's purely a smell thing though, Abby, I 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:45.120 can tell you I represent the male species and I've 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.080 got a couple of hoodies that's exactly the same. Unless 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:50.160 it's visibly stained or there's some kind of smell coming 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:51.560 from it, we're just going to keep on wearing it. 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:55.240 Well, it's the worst jumper, of course, it's stayed, you know. 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:57.960 And apparently him. 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:01.000 Then what does he do, Abby, what does he do? 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:04.000 He's just like at the end of the week, he'll 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:06.280 put it in the wash pile. But it basically walks. 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:08.160 I know. 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:09.440 But what does he do for work? 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:09.960 Is what of it? 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:12.400 Oh he's a truck driver and farmer. 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:15.920 Yeah, and a farmer. A lot going on. Hot of 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:17.240 stands on that jump, Oh. 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:19.200 My goodness, that jump. 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:20.840 It's only yeah, have. 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:22.400 You we got to turn ad Old beach House. About you, 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:23.600 here for you if you'd like it. 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:26.320 Oh, excellent, thank you. 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:27.920 Your very work on the beach house. Perfect destination for 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:30.640 a fun field day out. It's more fun at their house, 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:32.560 the beach house. It's okay. 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:34.440 We can all be dirty together. 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:35.920 We are what have we got? 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:39.680 Three working days and two weekend days left until the 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:41.040 children go back to school. 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:42.200 Hallelujah, thank God. 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:44.760 But I don't know if any other parents feel this way, 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:46.600 but we in the audio household. 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:49.360 Are counting down. Yeah, it's been a long couple of weeks. 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:52.080 Crawl. Yeah, it's an absolute crawl. 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:54.600 That guy who's just at the edge of the marathon, 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:56.720 he's literally crawling because the legs an't working. 0:15:57.400 --> 0:15:59.120 You've got this, you can do it. 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:01.640 That's me as a parent right now. Just wobbly legs, 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:01.920 you know. 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:03.080 Absolutely. 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:06.400 And so yesterday we picked up Harper, who is the 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:09.320 four year old, picked her up from childcare so she 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:11.120 does half days. So we pick her up at one 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:17.520 o'clock and I'm presented with a green pluster scene frog 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:19.760 that she'd made, and she was so proud of it. 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:21.240 Have a listen, gift from the heavens. 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:29.360 It's beautiful, cold, is it okay, I love it. You're 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:30.160 so clever, ye. 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:31.800 Some question marks. I'm just how beautiful it was to 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:32.320 be honest with you. 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:33.800 Well, and to be honest with you, I've just called 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:35.600 it a frog and I realized it was a koala. 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:36.960 Ah, there you are. 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:38.720 That's how well I'm going at the moment. It was 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:41.880 though it was green, not a lot of green green. 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:44.400 A lot of green tree. 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:49.200 Frogs had little gurgly eyes that she'd stuck on. Anyway, 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:50.800 Susan at the child care said to me, Oh, she 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:53.520 had such a good time making that. So we're driving 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:54.920 home and I'm thinking, God, how am I going to 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:58.560 keep this kid entertained all afternoon? So she's presented me 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:01.120 with the green koala and do you know what I did? 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:04.199 Though she had so much fun making it, she can 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:04.800 make it again. 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:08.560 Oh wow, I squashed the koar you scrunched up in 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:09.080 her face. 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:13.000 One of those parents a little plasters and koala and 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:14.280 satura at the kitchen tables. 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:17.000 It do it all again, darling aramatic? Go on? 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:20.440 Then yeah, wow, okay man has a single tear ran 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:22.000 down her sweet little cheek. 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:23.920 I mean is that? 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:27.119 I mean that's at that smacks of desperation. I understand that, 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:29.760 but we're all feeling a bit that way, aren't we. 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:32.960 Well, there is, They're just so kids are so unbelievably 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:35.760 crazy energetic that it's not like, let's just exercise for 0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:37.080 half an hour and have a bit of a spell. 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:39.919 If it was up to my son and particularly my daughter, 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:41.600 they gave for ten hours straight to reckon. 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:43.639 And so what have you been doing with Henry that 0:17:43.720 --> 0:17:45.280 you've been doing all week and you're probably going to 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:45.960 have to do again? 0:17:46.280 --> 0:17:49.639 Genuine rotation between going bowling and going to the aquatic center? 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:52.080 I don't know my name. With the quartic Center, it's 0:17:52.119 --> 0:17:52.560 really nice. 0:17:52.680 --> 0:17:55.200 Yeah, how do you find the aquatic Center? 0:17:55.640 --> 0:17:59.040 It's an interesting place, isn't it. Yep, everyone's very confident. 0:17:59.080 --> 0:17:59.920 I think Quatic Center. 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:01.120 Do you like jumping in the water? 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:02.440 I don't like. I'm a cat. 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:04.879 I'm a genuine cat. I don't like touching water, and 0:18:04.880 --> 0:18:06.400