Speaker 1: Every day Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcast, kids, And I'm going to ask
Speaker 2: you this question.
Speaker 3: Have you ever had a shitty birthday?
Speaker 2: Like how we like, like real shitty, like the ultimate
Speaker 2: shitty birthday?
Speaker 3: Because this woman couldn't have had a worse one.
Speaker 1: Let's talk poor timing, Yes.
Speaker 2: Let's talk at shall we We have some weird conversations
Speaker 2: in our meetings, And yesterday we were having a chat.
Speaker 2: I was telling you guys about a story I heard
Speaker 2: about someone's grandpa who died at the wedding reception at Adelaide.
Speaker 1: Oval ruined that shocking timing, terrible.
Speaker 2: Timing, and because producer Zoe is producing Zoe, she has
Speaker 2: to one up me all the time.
Speaker 1: She has come here. She's like, well, well ten people died.
Speaker 3: She has come home.
Speaker 2: And has gone bang with a story that he is
Speaker 2: so outrageous it needs to be told on the radio.
Speaker 3: Let's just hope none of your family members are listening.
Speaker 4: So I've got permission from Bendy my mom. She said,
Speaker 4: it's all good, but she's keeping my grandma busy for.
Speaker 1: This because your grandma does listen.
Speaker 4: To My grandma does listen to the show.
Speaker 3: Tune out.
Speaker 4: So yeah, six years ago on my grandma's birthday. My
Speaker 4: grandpa died mid lunch. Wow on her birthday?
Speaker 1: What did he have for lunchrooms?
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, they're taking to the spiciest Mexican restaurant made.
Speaker 4: It was very It wasn't funny at the time, but
Speaker 4: now it is because it didn't end there.
Speaker 3: We were mid lunch.
Speaker 1: He came back. Okay, back zombie store.
Speaker 3: I'm glad this is funny to you guys.
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, Margie, proceed. We have some respect to Andrew.
Speaker 3: We were mid lunch, him be and your for a while.
Speaker 4: So he was upstairs and my grandma on her birthday, goes,
Speaker 4: I'll fix him a plate, takes it upstairs, comes back
Speaker 4: down and goes, he's gone. He's not with us, and
Speaker 4: we all kind of.
Speaker 1: Went, oh, that is terrible timing.
Speaker 4: It was on our actual birthday as well. It got
Speaker 4: a whole lot worse though, because we had to, you know,
Speaker 4: do all the formalities. So birthday got put on hold
Speaker 4: for a set. We had to call the funeral home.
Speaker 4: They got there and went, oh, you've got stairs, and
Speaker 4: we're like, yeah, yeah, he's upstairs. He's not down here,
Speaker 4: he's upstairs, and they went, oh, it doesn't cover our
Speaker 4: whole work. Heal safety. We can't carry him down. So
Speaker 4: mum carried her dad downstairs. Her dead father downstairs. It's
Speaker 4: very not funny, but funny. So she had to carry
Speaker 4: him downstairs. We sent him off. We all like finally
Speaker 4: sit down, and so the rest of the family came
Speaker 4: over to kind of say goodbye, and then we cut
Speaker 4: cake and saying, have your birthday.
Speaker 6: Birthday, Amen, birthday once you'll never forget. Oh my goodness,
Speaker 6: that is unbelievable, A bit outrageous, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Let's talk thirteen twenty four ten. Unfortunate timing doesn't have
Speaker 2: to be death.
Speaker 3: It can be anything.
Speaker 5: Maybe it tween you know, unfortunate events collide. For example,
Speaker 5: I mean, I just wanted to come into this world
Speaker 5: nice and safe. But if my little baby boy Sonny
Speaker 5: came in on grand final.
Speaker 1: Day about this time, buddy, come on, Sonny, read the room.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Going would win by four points and you decide to.
Speaker 5: Ball it all and a right right, Let's go to Jesse. Jesse,
Speaker 5: good morning to you, good morning. Take us through your
Speaker 5: particular situation.
Speaker 7: So my nana is the funeral I arrived about ten
Speaker 7: minutes after the viewing had started. Yeah, and my mom
Speaker 7: and Auntie had been in already and noticed that it
Speaker 7: was not my nana in the coffin. It was some
Speaker 7: other lady. So the funeral home told my mum and
Speaker 7: my auntie that the funeral had to go on because
Speaker 7: everyone was there. So we were made to sit through
Speaker 7: a funeral with some other lady's body in the coffin.
Speaker 1: So was it was it an open cask funeral?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 7: Yeah, as soon as my mom and Auntie realized it
Speaker 7: was not my nana, they closed the viewing and no one.
Speaker 5: Was allowed in Jesse before we go on permission to
Speaker 5: have a bit of a giggle at the.
Speaker 7: Time, Well, my nana was a bit of a jokes
Speaker 7: about it, but at this time it was a bit traumatic.
Speaker 1: What about the what about the funeral part? Now I
Speaker 1: got to push her. Now, who was who was the lady?
Speaker 7: There's a lady from South Australia who had no family
Speaker 7: here in the country. Ah, so she was she was
Speaker 7: just going to have like a little memorial thing at
Speaker 7: the funeral home.
Speaker 1: What that's gone.
Speaker 3: It's a bit of a wind Jesse for her, isn't it?
Speaker 2: I mean, if you were going to have no one
Speaker 2: at your funeral and then suddenly you had fifty people,
Speaker 2: even though they thought you were someone else.
Speaker 3: It's a small victory, and death isn't.
Speaker 5: It a small as a wind? So so then so
Speaker 5: then did they get the right body? I just don't
Speaker 5: know how to word.
Speaker 3: What do you mean? Did they get the right body?
Speaker 3: Did you have another one?
Speaker 1: Where was Nan?
Speaker 7: We don't really know. They cremated Nana's body before we
Speaker 7: could actually do a viewing.
Speaker 2: Her. Why goodness, wow, I mean, please don't say the
Speaker 2: name of this funeral home.
Speaker 3: No, and if I die, please don't send me there.
Speaker 3: You guys out? Did you one more question? Jesse? Sorry,
Speaker 3: it is so fascinating. Did you tell the other people
Speaker 3: who'd come to say goodbye to you or Nana that
Speaker 3: it wasn't Nana?
Speaker 7: Not at the time. They found out after we made
Speaker 7: a story on the current affair. Oh wow, we were
Speaker 7: told to keep it all quiet by at the funeral hope.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet, yeah, I mean it's not the best
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, come say goodbye to someone else's down. Oh my, oh, Jesse,
Speaker 3: that's outrageous.
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Speaker 2: So basically this segment is the small things in life
Speaker 2: that you can't get your head around and you look
Speaker 2: at it, like, for example, when you can't find a
Speaker 2: fork and you work place kitchen and you go, what
Speaker 2: the fork?
Speaker 3: Why is that happening?
Speaker 5: It's the thing all across offices, particularly in this country,
Speaker 5: forks just going missing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so we just thought we'd expanded out all
Speaker 2: the little things that you simply do not understand.
Speaker 3: And I don't understand this. There is a new survey
Speaker 3: that's come out and.
Speaker 2: Shockingly, in the UK, more than one point five million
Speaker 2: people admitted to washing their bath towels once a.
Speaker 1: Year, once a year, once.
Speaker 2: A year your bath tower with all your bodily functions
Speaker 2: and fluids on it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I want to jump on board with this. Unfortunately,
Speaker 5: if I was in the UK. I think I'm one
Speaker 5: of those statistics.
Speaker 3: Oh year, really yeah, because I have.
Speaker 1: A shower every morning here at Nover.
Speaker 3: Oh this is disgusting actually, yeah.
Speaker 5: And so we started jan nine and I changed the
Speaker 5: tower for the first time the other day.
Speaker 3: You didn't, that's what do we mean? What?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Quick matter ten months or nine months?
Speaker 2: And not only that, we figured out there's another bloken
Speaker 2: engineering who uses that shower and where you figure that.
Speaker 3: You guys have been cheering that time.
Speaker 1: We do because we shower together.
Speaker 5: We don't really, but the tower was actually talking to
Speaker 5: me the other days, like it's time for you to
Speaker 5: have a bit of a wash yourself, like up.
Speaker 3: On its hind leaks.
Speaker 1: It was chatting to your genuine piece of cardboard.
Speaker 2: My goodness, they say experts say that you should wash
Speaker 2: after three to five uses on high temperature sixty degrees
Speaker 2: to ensure you kill any gems. And just to who's
Speaker 2: got the time, just to inform you about what you've
Speaker 2: probably contracted. It's bacteria like Staphylococcus urius that can lead
Speaker 2: to skin infections and is.
Speaker 1: It really itchy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and fungy like candida yeast can cause issues like
Speaker 2: athletes foot.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have athletes.
Speaker 3: Full well not yet.
Speaker 5: Well I've got a fresh towel, though it's just changed
Speaker 5: a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Oh yuck. And it just made us think about other stuff,
Speaker 2: like how often would you, say, for example, washing bed sheets.
Speaker 5: You're car bed sheets, obviously fresh bread bed sheets last night,
Speaker 5: thank you very much. But if when I was in
Speaker 5: my single days, oh god, you're an absolutely horrendous stuff,
Speaker 5: I would wonder how how often they get changed?
Speaker 1: Because who's got the time? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: But how No, if you had to put a figure
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 5: How often, Yeah, that'd be once or twice a year, agone.
Speaker 5: But I would have a shower before I went to bed.
Speaker 5: So I feel like just to paint a picture here,
Speaker 5: I'm in a room full of lovely ladies, and I
Speaker 5: feel like that was the wrong answer, given the absolutely
Speaker 5: shocked and disgusted looks I'm getting right now.
Speaker 3: That is gross. What about your pajamas? Let's talk about
Speaker 3: your pajamas.
Speaker 1: Pajamas? Who wears pajamas these days?
Speaker 3: You know everyone?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What about that frank green bottle? It's in front
Speaker 1: of us. You gotta wash that out don't do the
Speaker 1: whole Oh it's water, It's okay.
Speaker 2: No, I mine's starting to taste a little bit funky,
Speaker 2: like a little bit tinny and jews and was to
Speaker 2: write to tell me that they can go a little
Speaker 2: bit moldy the frank green.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, so I don't hate it.
Speaker 3: Probably I don't really wash it at it all?
Speaker 1: Really, so you are an absolute monster yourself. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten, let's do this the washing addition.
Speaker 1: You can take it too, father, What do you mean, newsreader? Abby?
Speaker 5: You can overwash, can't you?
Speaker 3: You to a filth?
Speaker 8: And I don't think I want to work here anymore.
Speaker 8: So I used to dance with a woman. Oh she'll
Speaker 8: remain nameless, but she had five children, and we're all
Speaker 8: sitting around having a champagne one night after dance rehearsals,
Speaker 8: and she let us know that she washes her towels
Speaker 8: every single day. What every single day she puts those
Speaker 8: bad boys through the washing machines.
Speaker 3: And she's not five kids, five kids? That's she just
Speaker 3: a permanent washer? Is that all she does all day?
Speaker 3: Every day?
Speaker 8: I would assume so, because how do you have time
Speaker 8: to do anything else?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? And what was your response to that?
Speaker 8: I just, literally, as I do, lost my marbles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what'd you say to her? I can't repeat it?
Speaker 1: On Anne?
Speaker 3: Did you accuse her of single handedly draining the Murray?
Speaker 3: I did?
Speaker 8: Actually, yeah, I said, you're the reason that the Murray
Speaker 8: river's low, because around that time it was it got
Speaker 8: really low. But now we've had flood since and we're fine.
Speaker 5: So did the washing machine luck out when I went
Speaker 5: to that particular house, Like I'm going to my forever
Speaker 5: home and.
Speaker 8: Now I'll tell this story quickly because my sister will
Speaker 8: kill me. But my oldest sister, I remember when she
Speaker 8: was living at home, she I don't think, changed her
Speaker 8: sheets for I don't know how long, and they started
Speaker 8: ripping down the bottom of the sheets.
Speaker 3: And now I'm crusty.
Speaker 8: Yeah, my mother was not a happy woman. It was disgusting. God,
Speaker 8: people are feral.
Speaker 5: What the fork the washing habits edition? It was a
Speaker 5: call give us an example. Thirteen twenty four ten. Some
Speaker 5: real dirty cats out there, and guess what I'm king
Speaker 5: of them?
Speaker 3: We got a beach house action two hundred dollars beach
Speaker 3: house worth entertain the kids.
Speaker 2: This school holidays produce and you're going to throw your
Speaker 2: husband under the bus.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: When we first started dating, thankfully, his sister in law,
Speaker 2: who I actually already knew, came up to me and said, look,
Speaker 2: I'm just letting you know. I don't know the last
Speaker 2: time his sheets were washed, so I made sure I
Speaker 2: wash them before you came. And also, he's like, you hazy,
Speaker 2: not a fan of pajamas, but I feel like, if
Speaker 2: you're not wearing pajamas, you need to make sure those
Speaker 2: sheets are washed. Even more, Yes, if you're because all
Speaker 2: your bits are all over the sheet.
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you, we work with you.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure bits aren't leaking.
Speaker 5: I promise we're at this text as well from John
Speaker 5: and Seat and he said, I have a shower in
Speaker 5: the morning, but not at night.
Speaker 1: Is that bad? Does that count?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You need to have it. You need to have
Speaker 3: a shower before you get into your sheets, all right?
Speaker 3: Cursed if your thoughts on this.
Speaker 9: I got into serious trouble with my partner because I
Speaker 9: put a handtowel in with the socks and jocks.
Speaker 1: God forbid.
Speaker 9: I don't know what he thought was going to happen
Speaker 9: to said handtowel, but anyway, I got I got blasted.
Speaker 1: So yeah, well lead the goodness.
Speaker 3: You can put a hand down in with your normal.
Speaker 5: Washing handtail's likely to survive in amongst the socks and jocks.
Speaker 5: I just gang up on.
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: I'm chocking everything in together, from tea towels to your
Speaker 2: normal towels, to your socks to.
Speaker 3: Your underwear towels go in their own wash. No they don't. Yes,
Speaker 3: no they don't.
Speaker 1: They don't.
Speaker 3: Again with the opinions from you, when you.
Speaker 1: Does all your washing, had a lot to say.
Speaker 3: Kelly, your thoughts, you're washing thoughts.
Speaker 10: I hate it when you go to the laundry mat
Speaker 10: and they're washing their dogs.
Speaker 2: No, this is why I avoid the laundromat at all times.
Speaker 2: We had our washing machine Kelly broke down for about
Speaker 2: a month before they actually eventually came out and repaired it,
Speaker 2: and I had to go to the laundrom out. I
Speaker 2: was like, you're literally putting all your underwear in with
Speaker 2: some other randoms washing Because I don't care what you do.
Speaker 3: That drum cannot be clean.
Speaker 10: Can That's exactly right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go, thanks for washing washing new jokes
Speaker 2: with some someone's dog coach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they shouldn't make sure that. Let's wrap it up
Speaker 1: with Abby. Good morning, Abby, good morning for us.
Speaker 10: So I do the washing every weekend at our house,
Speaker 10: but my partner's works jumper things to always only be
Speaker 10: in there once a week.
Speaker 3: Oh no, and he's wearing it every day.
Speaker 10: Yeah, wedding and being grossed like it's hot, and he'll
Speaker 10: still wear it.
Speaker 5: It's purely it's purely a smell thing though, Abby, I
Speaker 5: can tell you I represent the male species and I've
Speaker 5: got a couple of hoodies that's exactly the same. Unless
Speaker 5: it's visibly stained or there's some kind of smell coming
Speaker 5: from it, we're just going to keep on wearing it.
Speaker 10: Well, it's the worst jumper, of course, it's stayed, you know.
Speaker 10: And apparently him.
Speaker 3: Then what does he do, Abby, what does he do?
Speaker 10: He's just like at the end of the week, he'll
Speaker 10: put it in the wash pile. But it basically walks.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: But what does he do for work?
Speaker 2: Is what of it?
Speaker 10: Oh he's a truck driver and farmer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a farmer. A lot going on. Hot of
Speaker 1: stands on that jump, Oh.
Speaker 3: My goodness, that jump.
Speaker 1: It's only yeah, have.
Speaker 5: You we got to turn ad Old beach House. About you,
Speaker 5: here for you if you'd like it.
Speaker 10: Oh, excellent, thank you.
Speaker 5: Your very work on the beach house. Perfect destination for
Speaker 5: a fun field day out. It's more fun at their house,
Speaker 5: the beach house. It's okay.
Speaker 1: We can all be dirty together.
Speaker 3: We are what have we got?
Speaker 2: Three working days and two weekend days left until the
Speaker 2: children go back to school.
Speaker 3: Hallelujah, thank God.
Speaker 2: But I don't know if any other parents feel this way,
Speaker 2: but we in the audio household.
Speaker 3: Are counting down. Yeah, it's been a long couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: Crawl. Yeah, it's an absolute crawl.
Speaker 5: That guy who's just at the edge of the marathon,
Speaker 5: he's literally crawling because the legs an't working.
Speaker 1: You've got this, you can do it.
Speaker 3: That's me as a parent right now. Just wobbly legs,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: And so yesterday we picked up Harper, who is the
Speaker 2: four year old, picked her up from childcare so she
Speaker 2: does half days. So we pick her up at one
Speaker 2: o'clock and I'm presented with a green pluster scene frog
Speaker 2: that she'd made, and she was so proud of it.
Speaker 1: Have a listen, gift from the heavens.
Speaker 3: It's beautiful, cold, is it okay, I love it. You're
Speaker 3: so clever, ye.
Speaker 1: Some question marks. I'm just how beautiful it was to
Speaker 1: be honest with you.
Speaker 2: Well, and to be honest with you, I've just called
Speaker 2: it a frog and I realized it was a koala.
Speaker 1: Ah, there you are.
Speaker 2: That's how well I'm going at the moment. It was
Speaker 2: though it was green, not a lot of green green.
Speaker 3: A lot of green tree.
Speaker 2: Frogs had little gurgly eyes that she'd stuck on. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Susan at the child care said to me, Oh, she
Speaker 2: had such a good time making that. So we're driving
Speaker 2: home and I'm thinking, God, how am I going to
Speaker 2: keep this kid entertained all afternoon? So she's presented me
Speaker 2: with the green koala and do you know what I did?
Speaker 2: Though she had so much fun making it, she can
Speaker 2: make it again.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I squashed the koar you scrunched up in
Speaker 1: her face.
Speaker 2: One of those parents a little plasters and koala and
Speaker 2: satura at the kitchen tables.
Speaker 3: It do it all again, darling aramatic? Go on?
Speaker 5: Then yeah, wow, okay man has a single tear ran
Speaker 5: down her sweet little cheek.
Speaker 3: I mean is that?
Speaker 2: I mean that's at that smacks of desperation. I understand that,
Speaker 2: but we're all feeling a bit that way, aren't we.
Speaker 5: Well, there is, They're just so kids are so unbelievably
Speaker 5: crazy energetic that it's not like, let's just exercise for
Speaker 5: half an hour and have a bit of a spell.
Speaker 5: If it was up to my son and particularly my daughter,
Speaker 5: they gave for ten hours straight to reckon.
Speaker 2: And so what have you been doing with Henry that
Speaker 2: you've been doing all week and you're probably going to
Speaker 2: have to do again?
Speaker 5: Genuine rotation between going bowling and going to the aquatic center?
Speaker 1: I don't know my name. With the quartic Center, it's
Speaker 1: really nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you find the aquatic Center?
Speaker 5: It's an interesting place, isn't it. Yep, everyone's very confident.
Speaker 5: I think Quatic Center.
Speaker 3: Do you like jumping in the water?
Speaker 1: I don't like. I'm a cat.
Speaker 5: I'm a genuine cat. I don't like touching water, and
Speaker 5: I like being in the water. It's a heat of pool,
Speaker 5: particular in the junior section, and even I get too
Speaker 5: cold real quick.
Speaker 3: Unless the paul is thirty eight degrees, I'm not going
Speaker 3: in it. Yeah, I'm like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think this one's about thirty six, so for
Speaker 5: us're not tropical enough.
Speaker 3: It's really not thirteen twenty four ten?
Speaker 2: Are you a parent? Are you crawling to the finish line?
Speaker 2: And if you've got any ideas whatsoever about how to
Speaker 2: keep our children entertained for the last couple of days
Speaker 2: of the school holidays, please let us know, because I'm
Speaker 2: I'm at the squashing plus the scene frog's face.
Speaker 5: Yeah, specifically, do you have a hack that doesn't involve
Speaker 5: an iPad?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: You imagine you know how they do the average screen time?
Speaker 2: Imagine the average screen time for our kids at the moment. Yeah, like, oh,
Speaker 2: your child was on the iPad.
Speaker 3: For twenty seven hours today.
Speaker 1: Watching Blippy for twenty hours straight.
Speaker 3: No, and I'm like, there's only twenty four hours in
Speaker 3: a day. How did that happen?
Speaker 5: Gosh, is an extra iPad time shouldn't be humanly possible?
Speaker 3: Tanika, good morning, than good morning? How are you? Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're so good? Thank you? How are you holding up?
Speaker 10: Not too bad? I work at an ash And something
Speaker 10: that keeps the kids entertained for hours is something called
Speaker 10: harmer beads.
Speaker 3: What a harmer bee? They make like.
Speaker 10: Little stencils out of them, and then you just iron
Speaker 10: them and they just keep making these stencils.
Speaker 2: So yeah, okay them from a craft shop, just from
Speaker 2: a craft shop, Yeah right, okay, anything.
Speaker 10: Else that's about it unless they go outside.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the thing that I mean, ideally you just
Speaker 5: sort of shift them outside for ages.
Speaker 1: But they get the sniff of that tablet.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh boy, the lorws strung, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Pools real, their pool is very very well.
Speaker 3: He's where you're waking up to Adelaide?
Speaker 5: What's the news sneezies just condensed beautifully, Joe's because you
Speaker 5: just fear that when you wake up, first thing, you
Speaker 5: get the information overload.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I get overwhelmed by the shift volume of stuff
Speaker 2: on my phone now because there's so many different channels.
Speaker 3: Isn't there the Internet? Instagram?
Speaker 1: Internet on your phone?
Speaker 5: Who goods you go within ure phone three?
Speaker 2: It's a sum flip phone.
Speaker 5: Oh good on you pushing against what everyone else is doing?
Speaker 3: Okay, Abby, what's happening in the news?
Speaker 8: Good morning. So basically, if you're heading up South Road,
Speaker 8: there's still gonna be some road closures around. You know
Speaker 8: where the Bunnings is on South Road down Edwardstown. Yeah,
Speaker 8: so it was a massive factory fire last night. It's
Speaker 8: impacted three businesses, which is obviously really sad five cause
Speaker 8: investigators are heading back out there this morning to determine
Speaker 8: what caused it. But dunn Allan Road is closed, so
Speaker 8: if you're around the area, just be careful of extra traffic.
Speaker 2: That's a shame because South Road normally runs quite smoothly.
Speaker 3: That's a joke, Abby.
Speaker 8: It's one of our best roads, isn't it.
Speaker 3: So that's the first one for me.
Speaker 8: Second one, we've heard a beer keg, but what about
Speaker 8: a milk keg?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 8: So the Fluorio Milk Company are trying to get everyone
Speaker 8: to reduce our cub and footprint. They want to reduce
Speaker 8: single use plastics and today they're unveiling a milk keg,
Speaker 8: which is a first for South Australia. So they're gonna
Speaker 8: have milkkegs and surprise, surprise, everything old is new again.
Speaker 8: So they're bringing back the glass glass bottles. Sure if
Speaker 8: you had some sort.
Speaker 3: Of brain faced some hell I did, I've.
Speaker 8: But yeah, So they're unveiling that today at the Central Market,
Speaker 8: so that'll be fun.
Speaker 2: So the milkkeg is that the markets is that right,
Speaker 2: So West is keg that you speak of, so.
Speaker 8: People will actually be able to buy it and use it.
Speaker 8: So they're hoping to reduce. So each year I think
Speaker 8: they're hoping to reduce like seven thousand bottles of household
Speaker 8: or person or something. Yeah, they're hoping to reduce seven
Speaker 8: thousand single use plastics each year.
Speaker 3: That's so good. So yeah, I would employ everyone.
Speaker 2: Like every time I go to the supermarket my milk,
Speaker 2: I ignore the big four supermarket chain milks because they pay
Speaker 2: the fun is two cents and try and go to
Speaker 2: Florio milk or also Sata.
Speaker 3: Is the other one here in South Australia. Just go local.
Speaker 3: So we go Florio milk and it's the best milk.
Speaker 8: Like having a coffee at home is just like having
Speaker 8: one in a cafe.
Speaker 3: Beautiful milk, very nice work.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to go to a keg party and
Speaker 1: you find out it's.
Speaker 3: Milk strawberry please.
Speaker 2: A newly married Port Lincoln couple have described the terrifying
Speaker 2: moments they rushed to rescue were drowning French tourists while
Speaker 2: on their honeymoon in Indonesia.
Speaker 3: So they're in Bali.
Speaker 2: Lombok Island and everyone's like going, this guy's missing, this
Speaker 2: guy's missing, And so she turned to her husband and said,
Speaker 2: you've got to do something. So he's grabbed a kayak,
Speaker 2: grabbed a paddle, grab some life jackets, gone out and
Speaker 2: he said he got hit by wave. But as he
Speaker 2: was getting hit, he heard the man screaming like terrifying SCRAMs.
Speaker 2: So he's pulled him out of the water and saved
Speaker 2: his life. Well done, it's amazing good work. That reminded
Speaker 2: me of I don't want to pay myself as a hero.
Speaker 2: But when I was on holidays in Thailand, were sitting
Speaker 2: around by the pool in the resort and I saw
Speaker 2: this little boy. I was like, oh, don't jump in.
Speaker 2: He was too little to be able to swim. Don't
Speaker 2: jump in, don't jump in. And it goes in the
Speaker 2: deep end and he went straight to the bottom and
Speaker 2: I'm looking around for his parents nowhere to be seen,
Speaker 2: and so I just run in and pulled him from
Speaker 2: the bottom.
Speaker 3: And that could have ended so bad, but they were
Speaker 3: so casual about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, I presented this half drowned child and
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, I thank you.
Speaker 3: That from Denmark or somewhere just clearly.
Speaker 1: And he's just like subtly saying that you're a bit
Speaker 1: of a hero.
Speaker 2: Why did you have to do that saying that.
Speaker 1: I'm just you're saying that, not me. But if I'm
Speaker 1: a hero and the words you want to use, then
Speaker 1: I guess we are.
Speaker 3: We're going to have beef todays, just.
Speaker 1: Casually going along it.
Speaker 5: And all of a sudden, I flipped that little red
Speaker 5: floaty thing they have watch.
Speaker 2: And the.
Speaker 3: Rescue Journey edition the themes. I'm going.
Speaker 1: Remember how they watched Sago.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Ushie, anyway, let's hear about you being a hero.
Speaker 5: Then I've got nothing wrong say except the fact that
Speaker 5: it's let's round out of the trade to walk and
Speaker 5: just quickly as what was put out, Lad's trade its future.
Speaker 1: First round picked a Frio for two second round.
Speaker 5: Selections of the powers, trying to build a bit of
Speaker 5: a war chest to get guys like a Sava Radigalaiir,
Speaker 5: Jordan Sweat and Brandon Zerk. That chat first and foremost
Speaker 5: it is get a Sava over.
Speaker 1: The line, the big fella. And also if you're looking.
Speaker 5: At the news as well, and this is devastating for
Speaker 5: us straight to our heart, that affair boys Fantasia ends
Speaker 5: up at the Giants.
Speaker 1: It's done a medical Okay, what.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: He's our little he's our ru.
Speaker 1: If we can do it by a correspondence, who's going to.
Speaker 3: Bring you, guys lasagna and coffee mornings?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: I mean I never got one?
Speaker 2: No, no, wow, geez god, he used to bring pastries
Speaker 2: and all sorts of thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, lovely, beautiful little man. And we love our artsyl
Speaker 3: and will be really very sad to lose him if
Speaker 3: he does, in fact go to the Giant.
Speaker 5: Well hopefully who knows what's going to happens along trade period,
Speaker 5: but watch this space could end up being a giant.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow. Is it kind of at odds with his statue,
Speaker 3: isn't it because he's on the.
Speaker 5: Giant Heart though, Giant. That's our post snooze at news.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much, happy from the news room. We're
Speaker 5: going to jump into six fifteen venue machine very very soon.
Speaker 5: Chock a Block feels some outstanding price.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying I'm a hero, but if I hadn't
Speaker 2: been there at the time, oh my god, seriously, there
Speaker 2: are so many things we adore about you, but one
Speaker 2: of the things that I love the most is the
Speaker 2: fact that you find the quirkiest stories and you bring
Speaker 2: them to the table.
Speaker 3: Well done. Give yourself a little round of applause with
Speaker 3: that sound.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, appreciate that. Oh like that too, thanks you.
Speaker 2: Can you remember that story that you told us a
Speaker 2: little while ago about a man who's twenty thousand dollars
Speaker 2: to buy a dog suit to dress up as a
Speaker 2: dog because he just wanted to be like a little rover.
Speaker 1: I felt like it was a dog inside, specifically a collie.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then that led to a discussion about which animal
Speaker 2: we would all collectively like to dress.
Speaker 3: Up as for a day, and this is how it
Speaker 3: rolled out.
Speaker 4: I'm going in a practical direction, okay, octopus, Yes, so
Speaker 4: I can maximize my grocery shopping efficiency.
Speaker 3: Eight ms octopus and ur four octopus.
Speaker 1: There's an ink clean up and our four.
Speaker 2: I'm going to dress up as a dolphin and I'm
Speaker 2: going to peruse the really, I'm going to peruse the
Speaker 2: really crowded surf beaches and just have a ball popping
Speaker 2: up in the waves next to the surfers, like going boo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be good, wouldn't you'd get certainly get
Speaker 1: a laugh on us.
Speaker 2: So there's Jody masquerading as a dolphin who's masquerading as
Speaker 2: a shark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you going.
Speaker 5: All of a suddenang shark gets confused and takes out
Speaker 5: Jodie and.
Speaker 1: Then we've got to go to Jooney's little little.
Speaker 3: Dog and everyone's very upset.
Speaker 1: There's a follow up with this dog man.
Speaker 3: What's happened?
Speaker 5: Twenty thousand dollars he spent on this, so this was
Speaker 5: obviously the honeymoon period when he was going through all this,
Speaker 5: and the next step was to go out.
Speaker 1: There and try and meet other dogs.
Speaker 5: Right, it's been reported that he's been going to dog
Speaker 5: parks and would you believe it's so shocking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the dogs don't want a bar of him.
Speaker 3: That makes me sad.
Speaker 5: So he's getting absolutely ignored by the other dogs. Which
Speaker 5: can you imagine if there was a dog dressed up
Speaker 5: as a human, just how much straightaway you'd know that
Speaker 5: it's a fraud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, very true, like something out of a horror movie.
Speaker 2: Because I remember when you first did the story he
Speaker 2: was he was going out and sniffing other dogs.
Speaker 3: It's like going up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he's the he's the sniffer. He's looking for
Speaker 5: a sniffy Yeah right, card.
Speaker 1: Fine, Okay.
Speaker 2: You know when you take your dog for a walk,
Speaker 2: you run into another person with a dog, and you've
Speaker 2: got no control over it because these dogs want to
Speaker 2: sniff each other. So then but then you're left awkwardly
Speaker 2: standing there with a stranger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you start sniffing the stranger.
Speaker 6: Too, So you left.
Speaker 2: Standing there like doing this small talk thing what your
Speaker 2: dogs are sniffing each other's.
Speaker 3: But it's really weird.
Speaker 1: It absolutely sucks. I know how. I can see how
Speaker 1: this plays out, though. You just got to be careful
Speaker 1: what you wish for.
Speaker 5: All of a sudden, this dog man's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 5: just looking for a mate, some sort of dog that's
Speaker 5: going to love me for who I am.
Speaker 1: And that is a fake dog, and he's going to
Speaker 1: end up finding his match.
Speaker 5: He's going to be this giant pit bull by the
Speaker 5: name of Sasha who's going to take a liking to him.
Speaker 5: He's either that or he's going to run into the
Speaker 5: current affair. Bloke remembering back of the day, Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be a dog anymore.
Speaker 2: Can you tell me that you built a time machine.
Speaker 5: It's hazy on this dazy, weird, wacky and way out
Speaker 5: there Wednesday, that's what today is.
Speaker 1: Time for a trip down to bend Y Lane. Eleventh
Speaker 1: of October.
Speaker 5: Let's go back to nineteen seventy two, an incredibly special
Speaker 5: day on the calendar. Ozzie Michael Gallan, who was thirty
Speaker 5: three at the time, made sixty three bananas in ten minutes,
Speaker 5: achieved a place in the Guinness Book of World Records. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and then he started singing Gwen Stefani Holliback Girl.
Speaker 1: And there's a particular moment right at the start.
Speaker 5: We know exactly what's going on this yeah, and that
Speaker 5: little bit there this my Yes, it was bananas for
Speaker 5: days and days and days.
Speaker 3: I see what I see what you've done there.
Speaker 5: And nineteen seventy five, Bill Clinton, who was twenty nine,
Speaker 5: married Hillary Rodham twenty seven, And I assume they just
Speaker 5: had an absolutely straightforward, non turbulent relationship and it was
Speaker 5: just they just sailed off into something.
Speaker 3: She kind of became the poster child for sticking with you, man,
Speaker 3: didn't she really?
Speaker 1: Hilary through thick and thin? Oh boy, threw some fixed uff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Hillary nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 5: It was Saturday Night Live, a sketch comedy and variety
Speaker 5: show debuted on American television. What a cracking show. It
Speaker 5: is really good since then, though, I mean we've we're
Speaker 5: learning some stuff. Maybe potentially got Jim Cunt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a few roomors going around abou Jimmy room.
Speaker 1: You just don't always believe rooms. But they're pretty consistent.
Speaker 1: But still great show, great show.
Speaker 5: And I feel like some of those shows is where
Speaker 5: guys like Will Ferrell et cetera really really broke through
Speaker 5: and we're like, that.
Speaker 1: Guy's funny putting on every single movie place.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they did, and Hollywood did. Headline for you.
Speaker 3: Woman sues Disney over water slide wedgie. Classic big story
Speaker 3: of this one.
Speaker 2: A couple of sewing walk Disney Parks and resorts after
Speaker 2: one of them sustained an injurious wedgie to call word
Speaker 2: that is injurious injurious so sustained.
Speaker 1: Injury basically by age.
Speaker 2: Yeah. At Typhoon Lagoon water Park, Emma McGinnis got hurt
Speaker 2: while riding the wait for it, Humonger Cowerbunga water.
Speaker 1: Jump on.
Speaker 3: As you yelling Cowerbuger she rode the slide where guests
Speaker 3: speed two hundred and fourteen feet downhill. It's quite a
Speaker 3: lot of.
Speaker 2: This is According to court documents, the impact of the
Speaker 2: slide and her impact into the standing water at the
Speaker 2: bottom of the slide caused miss McGinnis clothing to be
Speaker 2: painfully forced between her legs.
Speaker 3: Guess what happened next?
Speaker 2: She was taken by ambulance to hospital and later transported
Speaker 2: to another hospital for the repair of her gynological injuries.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Give us? Also, according to the complaint, riders are told
Speaker 2: to cross their legs at the ankles at the top
Speaker 2: of the slide, though they are not told why, maintaining
Speaker 2: that Disney.
Speaker 3: World was negligent.
Speaker 1: Oh so they knew what was going on?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you're told, don't you when you get at
Speaker 2: the top, like, cross your legs and cross your arms
Speaker 2: across your chest?
Speaker 3: Aren't you to protect all those said bits?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Does sound like she was on the verge of
Speaker 1: a genuine atomic wedging?
Speaker 2: It does.
Speaker 1: From the Simpsons, this is just next level. Do you
Speaker 1: know what atomic widgy is?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 5: An atomic weggie is a slang for forcibly yanking the
Speaker 5: waistbin if someone's underwear up to their shoulder blades and
Speaker 5: ideally keyword ideally over their head. This stands and contracts
Speaker 5: contrasts with a regular wedgie, where the underwear is only
Speaker 5: yanked a few inches above the recipient's wasteline.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, and atomic sounds horrendous, God doesn't it, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: You couldn't even get your knickers above your head while
Speaker 2: you were wearing them if you tried, could you?
Speaker 1: Probably not?
Speaker 3: Have you ever had a wedgy that's caused you internal injury?
Speaker 1: Not this week, but I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: No, Oh my gosh, theme park injuries. I remember nearly
Speaker 2: drowning at witt and Wild when I was about fourteen.
Speaker 3: So if you go into the deep end, which is
Speaker 3: quite deep by the way, I've still got PTSD from this.
Speaker 3: I was trying to get out the side, like pull
Speaker 3: myself up over the leach out the side, and if
Speaker 3: you've ever been in a wave pool, one of those
Speaker 3: big wave pools.
Speaker 2: Goes up, so you're up and then it goes down
Speaker 2: and you sort of plummet towards So I remember, as
Speaker 2: a teenager desperately trying to get out the side and
Speaker 2: I had to be helped out by the lifeguard and
Speaker 2: did the old hand signal.
Speaker 1: What was your mum and the lifeguard having a coffee together?
Speaker 3: I don't know where Colin was clearly not watching her child. Yeah,
Speaker 3: ever had a theme park injury there apps.
Speaker 8: So for those who've been to Balley into water Bomb Park,
Speaker 8: there's an interesting slide there that basically you stand up
Speaker 8: in your you know, millions of meters above the slide
Speaker 8: and they go through tree to one same thing. Your
Speaker 8: hands are across your chest and your legs across and
Speaker 8: there's this massive drop and you come down. Now, let
Speaker 8: me tell you, I was wearing full normal bathers. They
Speaker 8: were in places they shouldn't have been by the time
Speaker 8: I got to the end, because all the water washes
Speaker 8: up and you sort of and then you get to
Speaker 8: the end and there's all you know, there's people everywhere,
Speaker 8: so you sort of having to try and pick it
Speaker 8: out and get yourself sorted before you stand up and
Speaker 8: get out the way of the next person.
Speaker 3: So what you're saying is you did atomic wedging yourself,
Speaker 3: especially I did.
Speaker 8: They ended up over my head. I mean some people
Speaker 8: have done that and lost their bathers altogether. So luckily
Speaker 8: that wasn't me, but yeah, there we go.
Speaker 1: Now we know the terminology, Just pitch your abby with
Speaker 1: it ATOM
Speaker 2: For you.