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Speaker 1: City and with Kate Ritchie podcast Whippo. You got to

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Speaker 1: mention in the paper today talk about it very excitement.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen this?

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Speaker 2: It's all about this erotic novel that you've been penning

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Speaker 2: since what twenty forty fourteen, twenty fourteen you've been writing,

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Speaker 3: Brilliant writing.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually lost for words. We didn't know you were

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Speaker 2: writing an erotic novel. I heard it on a podcast

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Speaker 2: that you were going to gift a copy of this

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Speaker 2: book that there is there's only one.

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Speaker 1: Well so far that people.

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Speaker 4: This state and the thing is too so many people

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Speaker 4: in media and with profiles and celebrities.

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Speaker 3: Have written kids book.

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Speaker 4: No one's writing for the adults. No one's doing it.

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Speaker 4: I had to step up.

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Speaker 1: Well you did.

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Speaker 2: I just have to point out very quickly, I don't

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Speaker 2: know who wrote this in Sydney confidence.

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Speaker 5: It was very It was a busy day for them yesterday,

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Speaker 5: as when Pauline he just decided to get behind the

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Speaker 5: wheel again. That's a different story that's on the front page.

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Speaker 2: Oh is it the lovable comedian they call you. They're

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Speaker 2: yet to call you an author.

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Speaker 4: Which is a little bit rude, but it.

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Speaker 2: Does prove that people are interested. I think we we

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Speaker 2: got some budget. How many are we actually printing? Five

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Speaker 2: hundred copies I think are going to be coming into

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Speaker 2: the country very soon.

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Speaker 4: We haven't had a whole lot of feedback because no

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Speaker 4: one's had a chance to actually read it. Cope, because

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Speaker 4: we don't have any copies. What I did yesterday too

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Speaker 4: was I sent Sabrina a copy of chapter five, which

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Speaker 4: is quite a spicy chapter of this novel. We got

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Speaker 4: Sabrina on earlier.

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Speaker 1: Who's Sabrina.

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Speaker 4: Sabrina is a listener and a huge fan of the novel,

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Speaker 4: The Far Too Personal Trainer.

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Speaker 3: She needs something, you know, she needs some action in

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Speaker 4: I think here's the review we got from Sabrina. What

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Speaker 4: do you think should be on the front cover?

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Speaker 3: My girlfriend and.

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Speaker 1: I have a bit of a weakness for really muscular car.

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Speaker 2: So something like maybe really modern kind of speak of

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Speaker 2: some hot and male car.

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Speaker 4: Sorry about that. I thought it was going to be

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Speaker 4: the review. That was the next thing. What do we

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Speaker 4: put on a front cover of a book?

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Speaker 2: Call? It's very important what goes on the front cover

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Speaker 2: because when you think about it, I mean, I know

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Speaker 2: a lot of people read you know, on their devices now,

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Speaker 2: but when you go into a bookshop, you need to

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Speaker 2: be front and center center the people who are running

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Speaker 2: the bookshop, they need to be really keen and excited

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Speaker 2: around it. A good cover can get you a better placement.

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Speaker 4: I've done a resource so I've gone through some erotic

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Speaker 4: novels and some of the famous ones out of time.

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Speaker 1: Will you copy the plate, copy.

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Speaker 4: The post and I just I'm going to put some

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Speaker 4: on the screen so you can see. They're front covers

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Speaker 4: as well. So you got fifty shades of gray. That's

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Speaker 4: just a gray tie. So it suggests some level of

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Speaker 3: What have you thought?

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Speaker 1: That skilling?

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Speaker 3: Isn't it? Okay? There's another one that's love between the covers.

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Speaker 5: That's always they always turn that into a sketch, sort

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Speaker 5: of like a painting, isn't it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? That vintage piece.

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Speaker 1: Am why she looking like that?

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Speaker 5: She's obviously cheating on her husband with that man that

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Speaker 5: she met at a resort.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but Fitzy, that happens between the covers.

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Speaker 3: It's a tale of chiseled hunks and sexual awakening.

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Speaker 1: Is that a mock up? For real?

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Speaker 4: What about this one? Hired for the billionaire's secret son

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Speaker 4: Mills and Boone.

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Speaker 5: That's the modern day meals in larger pre to the

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Speaker 3: They on a canal there in Amsterdam or something.

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Speaker 4: Looks like that?

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Speaker 3: Does Look what am I trying to get into?

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Speaker 5: It a different type of canal, stairway to Destiny.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys have been down this stairway,

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Speaker 4: but Miriam McGregor has.

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Speaker 3: That's that's a beautiful cover, isn't It's.

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Speaker 1: A painting that looks like Claudia Schiffer with a cropped.

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Speaker 4: Hair, doesn't A guy with his arm around the girl,

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Speaker 4: just sort of comforting one thing. He's proposing. Hang on,

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Speaker 4: he's got a ring in his hands. The romance, Oh wow,

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Speaker 4: blind folded innocence.

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Speaker 3: That's I mean, that's in this That's in the act,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's in the throes of passion New York Times

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Speaker 3: There's muscles in there.

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Speaker 1: That's a woman. Look at that shoulder. Nice arms.

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Speaker 4: She's going to like that guy's shoulder. Do you think

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Speaker 4: it should be shoulders instead of legs?

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Speaker 1: Well? Maybe look at that the way he's holding her.

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Speaker 3: He looks faster of the mountain. Is that that book

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Speaker 3: about Craig Lowns or I.

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Speaker 4: Don't think it is dirty. Stranger is one of my

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Speaker 4: favorite gross So that's like a masculine muscle top half.

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Speaker 1: No like ripped in tanned.

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Speaker 4: This is my favorite. Kissing the coronavirus. Oh, she was

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Speaker 4: supposed to cure the coronavirus. Instead she fell in love

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Speaker 3: She had an a favorite corona.

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Speaker 1: Ah.

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Speaker 4: Some great front covers. Here's what I've sort of played

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Speaker 4: with together and behind the scenes, we've workshopped the title

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Speaker 4: and what it would look like. Get it up on

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Speaker 3: There's a couple of topless on a jet skin.

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Speaker 1: It's me in a.

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Speaker 4: Pair of shorts with my legs there and the ti

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Speaker 4: all the far too personal trainer.

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Speaker 3: Is that that's not the poster for teen Wolf, is it?

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Speaker 4: No? No, that's one session?

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Speaker 1: Are they your Why have you used your legs?

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Speaker 3: My legs?

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Speaker 2: Get nothing wrong with your legs. But there are people

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Speaker 2: out there. We could have run a competition for a model.

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Speaker 3: To do it.

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Speaker 1: I say, your medication is doing over.

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Speaker 3: Social.

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Speaker 4: Maybe it's because my legs are Maybe it's because they're

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Speaker 4: too close together. This one I've kind of I think

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Speaker 4: I'm wid you bending yes, you can see them. Step

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Speaker 4: one sliding out the inside a hamstring stretch. Yep, you've

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Speaker 1: Got bike shorts on under those?

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Speaker 4: Don't worry about that. And then why have you.

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Speaker 1: Got bike shorts on to cover? What?

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Speaker 4: Just to keep everything in there?

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Speaker 2: Lunch tiny little lunch box in hunting control?

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Speaker 3: Is that the one you're going with?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what about the one where he's bending

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Speaker 3: That's nice? So mid score?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: That or that looks like you're obviously you're you've come

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Speaker 5: across a virus as well, and you need to sit down.

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Speaker 1: You're about to sit on the toilet.

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Speaker 4: The legs, my legs, no good for the front cover.

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Speaker 1: Did you have someone there combing that hair?

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Speaker 4: I think I just pushed it down in my shorts.

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Speaker 3: I think you did.

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Speaker 2: I don't know whether I think if okay, if I'm

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Speaker 2: I'm seeing those hairy.

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Speaker 1: Legs, no, absolutely, no disrespect to you at all.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think you've got great legs, and I'm

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Speaker 2: certainly not here to shame.

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Speaker 5: Can I just say, first of all, you're not if

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Speaker 5: you're walking into a gym you're not using that as

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Speaker 5: a personal trainer.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: I think that looks like a personal trainer. I think

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Speaker 2: that looks like a creepy guy from the seventies.

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Speaker 5: Yes, who it's like Porkies, or it's teen Wars, yeah, or.

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Speaker 3: It's super Bad. It's the poster for super Bad.

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Speaker 4: I'm right here.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's not taking it seriously. If you're

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Speaker 2: board with Ben whatever his name is, the far too

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Speaker 2: personal trainer, I think we need you need to hire

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Speaker 2: some legs.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, So these legs aren't good. Fitzy, you

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Speaker 4: don't have any calves. You're the old spaghetti on steroids. Tommy,

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Speaker 4: you don't have any muscles. MDG, Hello mate, would you

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Speaker 4: consider maybe a reshoot, same red shorts your legs, because

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Speaker 4: what are your legs?

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Speaker 1: Line?

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Speaker 4: This is a pretty good leg My reformer pilates obsession

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Speaker 4: is finally about to pay off on the big stage.

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Speaker 4: What do you rate your legs out of ten?

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Speaker 3: Obviously a hard nine.

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Speaker 4: All right, a reshoot today. If you guys aren't happy

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Speaker 4: with my.

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Speaker 1: Legs, happy to wear those shorts after I've worn them,

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Speaker 1: you need a larger size. I imagine, just another proud

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Speaker 1: thing to add to the CV.

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Speaker 4: I mamacall and let her know that we're doing a

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Speaker 4: photo shoot.

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Speaker 2: Novel Fitsy and Wiffer with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast.

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