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Speaker 2: Speaks in.

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Speaker 3: Love to know if your man has let you down

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Speaker 3: at the birth of your child. This was on Reddit

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Speaker 3: last night. It is blown up and this guy has

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Speaker 3: been called an eye howl because he wasn't there. He

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Speaker 3: was cleaning up the shed when it came to the

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Speaker 3: time for the kid's birth. He'd spent the month beforehand

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Speaker 3: preparing the house for the child, so he'd been the handyman,

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Speaker 3: done a bit of wall papering as well for the nursery,

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Speaker 3: and he put the cot together. He'd done everything right,

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Speaker 3: and she said, you need to make sure the shit

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Speaker 3: is ready as well. Right, I want everything cleaned up

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Speaker 3: before I get home from hospital. The water's broke. He

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Speaker 3: went in there right. It's hard to tell when you

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Speaker 3: go into labor how long it's going to take, so

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Speaker 3: just assume that everything would be fine. He's just got

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Speaker 4: Picks up the phone. Forty five missed calls.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, when did your man let you down at

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Speaker 3: the birthing time?

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Speaker 4: Elise?

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, how are you Goodwe did your partner miss

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Speaker 3: the birth?

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Speaker 5: My husband was this man at his friend's waiting over

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Speaker 5: on Rotneest Island and missed the birth of our first child.

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Speaker 4: Oh he was on rott Nest.

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Speaker 6: There's no way he's getting back quickly for the No

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Speaker 5: I rang him at one am over Westernshilia time, So

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Speaker 5: it was back there for seven and a half hours

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Speaker 5: we're pregnant with our second. Charlie jokes about the Tasmania.

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Speaker 4: I think Whiskey week's coming up.

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Speaker 6: But when you think about the timing, the timing of

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Speaker 6: your wife going into labor for the very first time

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Speaker 6: to your best like getting married, it only ever happens once.

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Speaker 4: Sue in Ireland's Welcome to the show, What's Your Story?

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Speaker 7: My husband missed out in the birth of my daughter

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Speaker 7: and she's our second. But after twenty miscaused from my mom.

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Speaker 7: She was having a shower. Well, you see, that day

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Speaker 7: thirty seven weeks. So I started with the contractions and

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Speaker 7: they took me to hospital, both my mom and my dad,

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Speaker 7: the test and they said to me, no, it's false labor. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: it is false contractions. And my dad my husband obviously

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Speaker 7: mom said to him, why don't you go have a

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Speaker 7: And he goes, yeah, okay, So he went and turn out.

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Speaker 7: Five minutes later the contract the real contractions came on

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Speaker 5: Him, calling him still in the shape, yees, still in

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Speaker 7: I literally walked in three months three minutes after I

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Speaker 8: So that was how the calls did you have?

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Speaker 4: Called birth?

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Speaker 8: What happened when you gave birth? Katrina, Well, this is.

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Speaker 9: Our third child, and what happened was we were living

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Speaker 7: Miguel, Miguel, where have you been?

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Speaker 9: We've been calling you? Your wife goes birthday years ago,

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Speaker 9: and which suggested it was this the most bizarist and

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Speaker 4: He's just tipping him in Spain. He's having a good time.

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Speaker 8: All right, What story you got? Chris? Uh?

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Speaker 10: So I missed the ninety eight so called.

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Speaker 8: N Who was calling you?

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Speaker 10: It was my boss who is also my fiances.

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Speaker 4: What'd you done? Where were you? Chris? What were you doing? Michelle?

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Speaker 11: So?

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Speaker 10: I had gone after work the day before to drop

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 10: Three am and I woke up at his place. Not

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Speaker 4: Be Chris and how's it and your relationship now? Mate?

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Speaker 10: Uh yeah, we're okay.

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Speaker 4: Chris hasn't had a drink since that. He's not allowed out.

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Speaker 6: Paul Berry from media watching, you're watching every Monday night

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Speaker 6: nine fifteen on the A b C.

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Speaker 8: He is here up against Maddidi Green.

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Speaker 4: It's the Headlin old Wells to read out headlines.

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Speaker 3: He's not that great against it right sometimes.

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Speaker 2: Down down down down down to matter, grew town down.

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Speaker 10: It's fine, well metaphorically, we're some headlines up everyone.

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Speaker 8: We'll let Matt the group go first.

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Speaker 11: It's just he's just trying to have look, see because

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Speaker 11: we have got better ones than I've got. The sales

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Speaker 11: lease sales did this. And when you take on someone

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Speaker 11: from the ABC, you feel you need to up your game.

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Speaker 11: You know, when you take on the person who is

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Speaker 11: the watchdog for the industry, you've got to bring your best.

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Speaker 2: Good And I've brought my best, all right.

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Speaker 8: I wouldn't be surprised if.

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Speaker 6: Paul's installed a bug or something in the studio and

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Speaker 6: we could be on Media Watch next week.

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Speaker 4: It's a.

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Speaker 8: Show, all right.

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Speaker 6: I'm going to give it to Matt the Group first.

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Speaker 6: But the first topical story, this is without a word

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Speaker 6: of a lie, A man lives for twenty one years

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Speaker 6: with fourteen toes. It's a basic one man lives for

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Speaker 6: twenty one years with fourteen toes.

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Speaker 8: Best headline, Matt de Group.

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Speaker 11: An incredible feet for this man's feat, but fourteen toes

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Speaker 11: is totally gross.

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Speaker 8: I don't mind feed and feet.

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Speaker 4: The tail of the we kind of fell off a

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Speaker 2: Very safe again, mister Barry, please all right take it away, Barry.

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Speaker 8: Here we go so many times would make some scream.

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Speaker 8: But if you're at bathast Uni, it's one girl's dream.

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Speaker 4: I love that.

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Speaker 1: While that story is incorrect, is gonna.

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Speaker 6: Kill me as well. You could write a whole book

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Speaker 6: on that story. So you've given that to Paul, you

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Speaker 6: can go first on this one second story. Wild kangaroo

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Speaker 6: jumps through the windscreen of a car and sits in

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Speaker 6: passenger seat. Kangaroo jumps through the windscreen, sits in the

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Speaker 6: passenger seat. Best headline, Paul Kangaroo jumped in my window

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Speaker 6: and it shot me to my bones. But I'd prefer

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Speaker 6: that any day than having to listen to Jones.

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Speaker 12: Live on James, Have you ever reported on yourself? First

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Speaker 12: up tonight, al.

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Speaker 2: Caangar reverses through a window and leaves a car totally rooted.

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Speaker 11: Joke.

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Speaker 8: I'm not sure if everyone's across that listening, but you

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Speaker 8: know what, poor Berry even knows what it means. You

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Speaker 8: get it up.

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Speaker 4: That one as well.

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Speaker 12: You are lovely, lovely game double the round one.

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Speaker 8: Poor you go first. Here we go.

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Speaker 6: Mom who drank forty cups of tea a day, buried

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Speaker 6: in giant box.

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Speaker 8: Of tea bags.

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Speaker 6: Mom who drank forty cups of tea a day, buried

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Speaker 6: in a giant box of tea bags.

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Speaker 8: Best headline, old bag.

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Speaker 2: That's a tribute in a tea bag.

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Speaker 8: Mat de group.

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Speaker 4: We know where you're.

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Speaker 12: Going, no worry about.

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Speaker 11: I was also getting progressively more like an old school

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Speaker 8: Justin, I love the moors. Just here, we are right

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Speaker 8: get one, you're right here.

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Speaker 11: A mum whose toaster now goes becomes her own brand

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Speaker 11: of English roasts.

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Speaker 13: Very good, no clean sweet for pop. Respect your second headline, I.

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Speaker 2: Was disgusting.

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Speaker 6: Threes if you can catch Paul media watch every Monday

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Speaker 6: night nine fifteen.

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Speaker 8: Thank you very much, Paul, thank you.

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Speaker 4: That's mate, fantastical.

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Speaker 8: Test test test, and now it's time for Tom the

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Speaker 4: Time to time great.

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Speaker 3: I can see I can see it, said Trawler coming in.

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Speaker 3: If you want to go and pick some scraps off

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Speaker 14: Of that hijacked my beautiful show opener with bin Chook

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Speaker 6: Tom, I saw an iris yesterday just down on the bin.

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Speaker 6: Remember I took that photo and send it around Tom's

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Speaker 13: You know there's one that lingers on our back fence

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Speaker 4: Doing my head in it now off the balcony away.

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Speaker 6: I had two people come up to me in the

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Speaker 6: former host of Sale of the Centry totally funny.

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Speaker 14: And Sarah and I are in the Sarah H.

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Speaker 12: Binchuk, what's going on with Thank Ed for his.

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Speaker 4: Contribution to the show. Good work mate, anyway, That's not

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Speaker 4: much I can do.

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Speaker 8: Tom. You you've got this color as a bin chook too.

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Speaker 6: There's a bit of a there's dark, there's gray, there's

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Speaker 6: a bit of white in your beid.

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Speaker 4: I can't let you in on a secret too.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yesterday someone suggested that because you've got the two

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Speaker 3: ety arras and it's white.

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Speaker 4: Like you look like a bin chook.

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Speaker 3: Your car looks like a binchook, we just get a

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Speaker 3: big beacon, stick it on the bonnet and binchookmobile is instant.

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Speaker 8: You know they have red Nose Day.

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Speaker 6: Why don't we have a charity day like Binchick Day

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Speaker 6: or something where people put massive ibis noses on their

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Speaker 8: And you've got to go through the bins to help Tommy.

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Speaker 8: Come on your grub. What do you got? They're all

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Speaker 8: great ideas.

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Speaker 4: You know what I've been chook is. Don't worry about that.

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Speaker 8: Very good.

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Speaker 4: You're ready to play along.

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Speaker 14: Fiana, Yeah, ready to go. Guy Three incriminating questions. The

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Speaker 14: answer is either Fitzy or Whipper. First question, Now, we

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Speaker 14: had the dog Man from a current affair on the shoes.

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Speaker 8: So I remember this guy.

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Speaker 14: Who has become so obsessed with the dog Man that

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Speaker 4: Let's have a listen to this man.

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Speaker 7: Do it.

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Speaker 8: Now? Would that be Fitsy? Would that be Whipper? Who

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Speaker 8: It doesn't sound like it's not Poor Cooper.

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Speaker 4: One is.

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Speaker 6: You do that and.

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Speaker 4: Then look dog barks.

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Speaker 8: You need to get the last one. Create these two left.

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Speaker 10: That would be Whipper.

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Speaker 3: I became as yesterday, joined the community, gone on the

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Speaker 8: Josiah's a bit of.

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Speaker 4: That chasing Becker tied today.

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Speaker 8: He's got the hit.

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Speaker 6: He's got a heap of an eighty year old and

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Speaker 14: months ago was ranting about being sugar free and how

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Speaker 5: I think the asthmatic whipper.

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Speaker 8: Was actually Fizzy Monica.

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Speaker 4: It's not but ye Kieren's balls alone, mate, thank you.

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Speaker 4: They are not free for the taking. Well professional, and

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Speaker 8: Here at is offered, that's for sure.

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Speaker 14: We do love the limp ball that are sent into We.

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Speaker 3: Need to talk about this guy. If he saw this

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Speaker 3: There was a little viewing area that sits across the pool. Now,

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Speaker 8: That is unbelievable.

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Speaker 4: Wow, here he comes.

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Speaker 8: Oh, just have a listen to the glass break here

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Speaker 6: So he's landed on the railing, the glass railing with

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Speaker 4: Very very quickly.

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Speaker 3: He told everybody he afterwards doing the interview. He doesn't

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Speaker 3: regret a thing, mate, bloody way. It was my birthday

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Speaker 4: I'll do what I want.

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Speaker 8: That's what I love about him.

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Speaker 6: I love Russians right, and this was his sturdy But

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Speaker 8: Wouldn't he do it again?

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Speaker 4: Mate?

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Speaker 3: Torn ligaments. Left leg does not work. I don't know

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Speaker 3: Mean he would know it was ice, and I think

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Speaker 13: Like that is the world's great thinking.

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Speaker 4: Just one of the most painful things to watch. And

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Speaker 3: So anybody that goes to have a party and we

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Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten. If you have gone from

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Speaker 6: The birthday, right, that's that's when you still you've got

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Speaker 13: One now, please I disagree entirely. One of my girlfriends

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Speaker 4: Kidding well done.

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Speaker 4: He was straight to hospital for stitches in the sack.

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Speaker 8: Tom.

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Speaker 14: It was stitches in the sack.

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Speaker 8: That is we don't talk about on that show. We

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Speaker 6: I see Cops has been taken off air, which is

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Speaker 6: fair enough, but jeez, wasn't that an institution for the

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Speaker 6: last Yeah? I remember watching that in an nineties When

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Speaker 3: There is a dog bounty hunt to be going now too.

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Speaker 3: I mean a lot of his work was pretty full on,

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Speaker 8: What's dog?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: His wife died, but then he hooked up with a

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Speaker 8: He can he can chase down a criminal, but he

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Speaker 3: Can he chased down a family member and propose that

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Speaker 4: Yeah, ready, this is this.

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Speaker 8: I like this story, Sarah.

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Speaker 6: And you know what, prisoners get a bad rap Sometimes

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Speaker 6: well they are criminals, right and they've gone to jail

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Speaker 8: Sometimes poor criminals pr But I haven't listen to this story.

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Speaker 8: This is amazing.

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Speaker 6: This is over in Italy to Italian inmates who managed

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Speaker 8: So they escaped Sarah in Rome.

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Speaker 6: They left a note for everyone at the jail there

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Speaker 6: by their children. David Zuganovich oh yeah, and Litl Miller

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Speaker 6: They've been sentenced for committing fraud and receiving stolen goods.

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Speaker 6: They got word from the inside that their kids, two sons,

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Speaker 8: We need to resolve all the issues of our families.

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Speaker 8: Let us do that and we'll be back in jail soon.

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Speaker 2: How did they resolve it?

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Speaker 6: Like, they went out and grabbed their sons, went to

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Speaker 6: can't do this anymore. Don't end up like your dad's

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Speaker 6: We're going back to prison.

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Speaker 8: Guys, we're back. And the boys went back to jail.

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Speaker 8: It's a great story.

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Speaker 3: When you make the return to jail, you're wandering up

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Speaker 3: no one saw, and.

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Speaker 4: You're just lying in your bed and waking up like

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Speaker 6: fifteen days. When you do arrive, you want everyone to

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Speaker 6: you'll get a standing ovation.

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Speaker 13: You would create discipline and you're dishing out to your kids.

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Speaker 13: That takes fifteen days like this, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I'll be back in twenty four hours. It

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Speaker 6: Guy, It can resolve it in probably an hour of

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Speaker 6: giving just them a good berating Sarah. But then you

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Speaker 4: For a while.

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Speaker 3: Well about what happened to prison visits? I mean, couldn't

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Speaker 3: in here. You don't want to end up like this.

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Speaker 8: Actually, now that I think about it, that's a lot better,

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Speaker 4: Mate, have you been MDG? Has someone here knows in prison?

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Speaker 4: Have you been there lately?

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Speaker 8: MDG?

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Speaker 11: You're not allowed to so they have pivoted to zoom

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Speaker 8: Go in though you have been in there, haven't you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Do you are they handcuffed in that when they go

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Speaker 8: in the No, it's not that bad.

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Speaker 11: Or no, it's not like the States either, where you're

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Speaker 2: It's like a cafeteria.

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Speaker 11: I'm presumed for a certain for a certain class of

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Speaker 8: But you just you go in.

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Speaker 11: You go through the multiple stages of security to get

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Speaker 11: They're all at different tables, they're all in green jumpsuits,

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Speaker 8: Patricia, did you meet the other white supremacists when you

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Speaker 8: were there?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Don't.

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Speaker 2: If that's a Caronella reference, that.

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Speaker 8: Is too far.

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Speaker 4: Did you DG? How how is security when you go in?

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Speaker 3: Like, are you strip searched?

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Speaker 4: Do you have to give everything over?

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Speaker 11: Or me as in anyone or me if I'm visiting

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