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Speaker 2: Britney Saunders and I'm all right hey, and this is
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Speaker 2: this by saying this is a pretty heavy episode. We
Speaker 2: do talk about a lot of debt in this episode.
Speaker 2: There's some topics that are a bit morbid and you know,
Speaker 2: conspiracy theories, and we get a bit deep.
Speaker 1: So this is your little trigger warning.
Speaker 2: Is your little trigger warning, your little content warning if you.
Speaker 1: Don't like talking about death, which I do, just giving
Speaker 1: you a heads up.
Speaker 2: Just giving your heads up. There is some fun talk
Speaker 2: at the start as well. So I've been on a
Speaker 2: new personal hygiene journey that I take you through. And
Speaker 2: Brittany's really sick of people saying a particular thing on
Speaker 2: the internet. But I think she's just overreacting.
Speaker 1: I am not.
Speaker 2: You can all be the judge of that. But strap
Speaker 2: in for this episode and another reminder that this one's
Speaker 2: a little bit more full on and a little bit
Speaker 2: less fun than usual. So deal me in, don't let's go.
Speaker 1: I saw a video map that I thought I got
Speaker 1: to share with you first thing this morning.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Before, and I've I'm not actually gonna share the video
Speaker 1: because I didn't say it, but I remember what she said. Okay,
Speaker 1: and no shame for this creator. I've seen people say
Speaker 1: this a million times. It was like a vlog or
Speaker 1: whatever on TikTok, and she started the vlog by saying,
Speaker 1: I just got home from Jim.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like no d Jim.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I've noticed that some people say this, I
Speaker 1: just got home from Jim. Now I'm making breakfast.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It was the start of a vlog, and it just
Speaker 1: triggered me because I hate when people say that. But
Speaker 1: then it got me thinking because I would say I
Speaker 1: just got home from the gym, right, okay, But then
Speaker 1: I started thinking, why do people say I just got
Speaker 1: home from Jim, I just got done at gym. I've
Speaker 1: never even heard anyone say really, I have people say it,
Speaker 1: And then it got me thinking, like why would they
Speaker 1: say that. Well, you would just say I just got
Speaker 1: home from Aldi, I just got home from see. But
Speaker 1: then it's different, I just got home from the bank.
Speaker 1: You would never say I just got home from bank,
Speaker 1: but you would say I just got home from Aldi.
Speaker 1: I just got home from the shops. You would never
Speaker 1: say I just got home from shops. So why do
Speaker 1: people say I just got home from Jim.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't like it stumped me already.
Speaker 1: So people genuinely say I just got home from Jim.
Speaker 1: But then you would say I just got home from Aldi.
Speaker 1: You don't say I just got home from the Aldi.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe maybe I would say I just got home
Speaker 2: from going to Aldi, though, is what I would say.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe it's because Jim isn't abrid name, which is
Speaker 1: why I think you need to say the gym.
Speaker 2: I feel like you just need to calm down.
Speaker 1: But you could say I just got home from anytime fitness.
Speaker 1: You could say that because it's a name. But I
Speaker 1: think the fact that it pisces me off is that
Speaker 1: it's Jim. It's not Aldi, it's not Planet Fitness, it's
Speaker 1: I just got home from gym. You need to say
Speaker 1: the gym.
Speaker 2: Is Who's gym exactly.
Speaker 1: So this is just my call out to any of
Speaker 1: you gym goers out there that say I just got
Speaker 1: done with Jim or I just got home from Jim.
Speaker 1: You're saying it fucking wrong.
Speaker 2: And there's two people who don't go to the gym. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, who are we to judge?
Speaker 1: We are the people to judge.
Speaker 2: You know what's wild is lately I have been considering
Speaker 2: joining a gym just because I'm like, just something different.
Speaker 2: I'm getting a bit over the walking. It's cold now,
Speaker 2: it's winter. I've only really walked during warmer months and
Speaker 2: I love walking. Im.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I keep.
Speaker 2: Thy go for it. You've got I joined.
Speaker 1: Remember I joined like a month or two ago, and
Speaker 1: then I went for a couple of weeks and then
Speaker 1: I fell off and now I need to go back.
Speaker 1: And now I'm in that phase where it's like too
Speaker 1: hard to get back into it. But I better because
Speaker 1: like I'm paying for it. But remember I was only
Speaker 1: going just for pilates like reformer. But I don't think
Speaker 1: I'll ever be like a gym normal gym person, like
Speaker 1: going gym and drifting weights.
Speaker 2: You're not going to go gym.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not going gym the.
Speaker 2: Way it used to be, like my be all and
Speaker 2: end all, like my life would revolve around the gym.
Speaker 2: I think that's what makes me hesitant, And I don't
Speaker 2: want to be like that again, be like that again.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, the thing about the gym is, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't wait, did you say the gym or is
Speaker 2: it just jim the gym? Did I say the gym?
Speaker 1: Yes, you said it the correct way.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: If any of you, by the way, any of you
Speaker 1: out there say I just went got home from gym,
Speaker 1: please dm us somewhere and tell us why you say it.
Speaker 1: Don't tell us why you say it that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You were really reading into that a lot, aren't you.
Speaker 1: It's so wrong.
Speaker 2: You're off your rock.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just like, I don't know whether it be
Speaker 2: worth it for me because I don't really what am
Speaker 2: I doing lifting weights? Boring? I don't really want.
Speaker 1: To I've said it before, I wish I could be
Speaker 1: that person. Yes, I see the girl he's like building
Speaker 1: their booties and fucking lifting the legs with the weights
Speaker 1: on their ankles. Like I wish that could be me.
Speaker 1: That's never gonna be me because I'm not fucking interested
Speaker 1: in that, Yeah, but like I wish I was, Like
Speaker 1: I wish that was a genuine interest of mine. Like
Speaker 1: I like when you see like a girl and she's
Speaker 1: like got really toned calves and you can tell that
Speaker 1: she like puts effort into like building those muscles, Like
Speaker 1: I wish I could be me, but can't because I'm
Speaker 1: not interested in that, but I wish I was.
Speaker 2: I just love as well how there are people who
Speaker 2: just use the gym, and then there's people who like
Speaker 2: use the gym, And like I remember, like for me,
Speaker 2: I would I think I had one shower at the
Speaker 2: gym in my entire life, Like I was, like, I
Speaker 2: can't shower at a gym. I'm not doing the whole
Speaker 2: change room and the locker room. And then they've got
Speaker 2: gyms with like the hair dryers and everything like that,
Speaker 2: and people would you do the entire routine at the gym?
Speaker 2: I could never do that. I was that person who
Speaker 2: was like, I can't stand there and use the hair drum.
Speaker 2: I'm going home and having a shower and then like
Speaker 2: working that into my routine.
Speaker 1: So there's this one. I don't know the name of it.
Speaker 1: Maybe we can look it up. But in Brisbane there's
Speaker 1: this new world class gym. Have you seen it? No,
Speaker 1: it's like ridiculously expensive, like it may as well be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is it, Okay, Total Fusion Platinum, Brisbane's new eighty
Speaker 1: million dollar wellness place. It's got fucking trees in the
Speaker 1: middle of it. Like if you scroll up, there's a
Speaker 1: photo there. Look at those trees in the middle of
Speaker 1: the gym, and it's like got bryo machine, led machine,
Speaker 1: ice fucking machine. It's like a fancy hotel. I feel
Speaker 1: like if that was in Nui, which it never would
Speaker 1: be because look at it, I'd fucking go there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. True. Well, when I first moved to Sydney, I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna change my life, and you know,
Speaker 2: I signed up to Virgin Active and.
Speaker 1: That's pretty nice too. Are we able to look up
Speaker 1: the price of a membership for this place as well?
Speaker 2: Like Total Fusion, I did Virgin Active and I lasted
Speaker 2: maybe ten weeks and then canceled because I was like,
Speaker 2: why am I paying so much money? It was so
Speaker 2: so much money to I have looked at a couple
Speaker 2: gyms though, but a lot of them don't want to
Speaker 2: put their membership prices online. They want you in the
Speaker 2: door on the phone, because if they all put their
Speaker 2: memberships online, everyone to just go to the cheapest one.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, true, there's a reddit thread here for
Speaker 1: the Total Fusion gym because maybe they don't have their
Speaker 1: prices listed fifty to seven dollars a fortnite, forty to
Speaker 1: seventy dollars a week, and put seventy four dollars a
Speaker 1: fortnight that I feel like that's I thought it was
Speaker 1: more from what I saw. Maybe they're the cheapest ones,
Speaker 1: but it's like hundreds of dollars a week for this.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, Like for some people, that could be
Speaker 2: a tax rite off, right, if you're a personal trainer
Speaker 2: and you go to that gym, like you could claim
Speaker 2: that on tax. So maybe it's a business expense to
Speaker 2: have the expensive one. I don't know. If you really
Speaker 2: take your health that seriously, you know, it would be
Speaker 2: really beneficial. I guess I feel like.
Speaker 1: I'd want to go to this total fusion gym just
Speaker 1: to say that I fucking go there.
Speaker 2: It does look nice.
Speaker 1: Oh it looks like it's a five star hotel.
Speaker 2: Well that's why I did Virgin Active because I thought, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, because they had like the swimming pool, the sauna,
Speaker 2: they had all the things. They had a rock climbing wall,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, I can't wait to use
Speaker 2: all that. What do you think I did? I was
Speaker 2: paying seventy five dollars a week or whatever it was
Speaker 2: to walk on the treadmill.
Speaker 1: That would be me.
Speaker 2: I just didn't really use it to its full advantage.
Speaker 2: So then I canceled. And I always I've had to
Speaker 2: cancel a few gyms in my life and they don't
Speaker 2: want you to leave, do they. It's like there's no
Speaker 2: because when the one that I was on the Central Coast,
Speaker 2: and then when I moved to Sydney, I had to
Speaker 2: cancel and they were like they were like trying to say, oh,
Speaker 2: don't you reckon. You could just still come up, and
Speaker 2: I'm going I'm not driving an hour and a half
Speaker 2: on the freeway to come walk on a treadmill, darling,
Speaker 2: Like please just cancel my membership and let's get on
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: It's saying here that the gym, well, the membership cost
Speaker 1: is little higher than your typical gym, starting at fifty
Speaker 1: five dollars a week. I feel like that's a normal
Speaker 1: price for a gym.
Speaker 2: Really, fifty five dollars a week. Yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: They must have gone up because on the Coast I
Speaker 2: was paying six to ninety five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there is ones like that, but I feel like
Speaker 1: for what that is, like there's a fucking snow room
Speaker 1: that you can go into.
Speaker 2: I think I paid eleven ninety five at Planet Fitness,
Speaker 2: and I loved it at the time because you could.
Speaker 2: Included in your membership was obviously the gym, but then
Speaker 2: there were no classes from memory, there were originally, but
Speaker 2: then they changed the structure to be more American and
Speaker 2: there were no classes, but they had like hydro massages
Speaker 2: and massage chairs and free fake tanning included, and I
Speaker 2: got a fake tan twice. That's the only time I've
Speaker 2: ever faked tanned was twice there and all of that included.
Speaker 2: I think that's still included in the membership. It might
Speaker 2: be more expensive these days, but yeah, I do a bit.
Speaker 1: Of girl math though, so I like, I don't believe
Speaker 1: that that place is fifty five dollars. Any of you
Speaker 1: that are in Brisbane, can you give us the tea please?
Speaker 1: Is it really fifty five dollars? Because I swear it
Speaker 1: was a lot more at Total Fusion Gym. But I
Speaker 1: do a bit of girl math, so I just say
Speaker 1: if it is fifty five dollars a week, which is
Speaker 1: a lot, but if you go five times, it's ten
Speaker 1: dollars every time you go, and I feel that's not
Speaker 1: so bad. But when it is when gyms are ten
Speaker 1: bucks a week, then obviously, yeah, fifty five is a
Speaker 1: lot more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I need to know they've got on offer.
Speaker 1: Total Fusion someone do There's no pricing on their website.
Speaker 1: That's fucking shady, isn't it?
Speaker 2: You know what? Speaking of like working out and whatnot.
Speaker 2: I a couple months ago. This is a random tangent,
Speaker 2: but I made the switch to natural geodorant. Do you
Speaker 2: have natural geodont or what do you air? No?
Speaker 1: But I've wanted to try it, but I haven't taken
Speaker 1: that plunge because all I hear is that it makes
Speaker 1: you fucking reak.
Speaker 2: Okay, So this is what is the most surprising thing
Speaker 2: about the whole thing. I have not experienced any of that.
Speaker 1: Do you want to do a shout out to the
Speaker 1: brand that you're using.
Speaker 2: So the first brand that I used was I think
Speaker 2: called Sultan's Stone, and I only started using it because
Speaker 2: I got it in a goodie bag after an event.
Speaker 2: And then I also had a couple of weeks preparing
Speaker 2: for my live shows and thought, well, now is the
Speaker 2: perfect time to kind of do this transition because I
Speaker 2: was like, I feel like I've been using spray deodorant
Speaker 2: with aluminium in it for years and years in my
Speaker 2: whole life, so I was like, it might be a
Speaker 2: detox process. So I was really scared about how stinky
Speaker 2: the process would be. A week in, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is like amazing, there's been no detox process, but
Speaker 2: maybe I need to wait like three four weeks for
Speaker 2: it to really kick in. It's now been a couple
Speaker 2: of months. I haven't experienced that at all.
Speaker 1: What one are you using in now?
Speaker 2: So now I'm using Wild.
Speaker 1: Okay. I wanted to try it because yeah, I'm too scared,
Speaker 1: but I want to because I keep seeing videos pop
Speaker 1: up on TikTok about how bad deodorant actually is for us.
Speaker 1: And I've been using the same deodorant my whole life,
Speaker 1: and I swear by my one that I use is
Speaker 1: the Dove Original, like you know, the white with the
Speaker 1: blue roll on, Like that's just my go to. I
Speaker 1: do I have to roll on?
Speaker 2: Does roll on have like aluminium in it? Because that's
Speaker 2: sure that I wanted to like get out of it.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1: I saw a TikTok the other day of a natural
Speaker 1: path in a shopping like aisle going through what one's
Speaker 1: bad and what ones are good, and they held up
Speaker 1: like the double one.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh shit, that's me. Well, I will
Speaker 2: say it definitely doesn't last as long, so I do
Speaker 2: find I need to reapply, Okay, Like with the spray ones,
Speaker 2: I could go all day without reapplying deodorant and I
Speaker 2: wouldn't smell, whereas now it's like five six hours and
Speaker 2: I'm like it's a bit pongy. I could go I
Speaker 2: could do a.
Speaker 1: How fucking weird is it that our armpits smell? Like?
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 1: Like behind my knees don't smell? Is it because our
Speaker 1: arms are shut and it's down all day like it's
Speaker 1: just con.
Speaker 2: But I I think the other thing as well is
Speaker 2: I have noticed that I don't smell if I don't
Speaker 2: wear a deodorant and I'm not going out and not
Speaker 2: wearing deodorant. But I mean like if I wake up
Speaker 2: and I just spend the day at home and I'm
Speaker 2: doing things around the house, I haven't put deodoran on,
Speaker 2: but I don't smell.
Speaker 1: Could it be our deodorants that are making a smell.
Speaker 2: I've got no idea, But all I wanted to say
Speaker 2: with this, The reason I brought this up is because
Speaker 2: I've switched to natural deodorant and the process actually was
Speaker 2: not stinky. There was no detox process, there was no
Speaker 2: there was literally nothing to worry about. And sometimes I
Speaker 2: only wear the deodorant and no perfume or fragrance, cologne, whatever,
Speaker 2: and people compliment like the way that I smell, and.
Speaker 1: You're like, it's my arm pi literally, So it's really
Speaker 1: changed my life, and everyone get out there and try it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm happy with the natural deodorance. That's my that's mine.
Speaker 2: It's not a royal flush, but it's my favorite thing
Speaker 2: of the week or the last couple of months that
Speaker 2: I've done for myself. I switched to natural deodorance, so
Speaker 2: highly recommend.
Speaker 1: Kicking things off with our royal flush. Matt and I
Speaker 1: have got why royal flush, which literally has just landed
Speaker 1: in our DM.
Speaker 2: Okay, what is it?
Speaker 1: So a couple of episodes ago, my royal flush of
Speaker 1: the week was Basic Income walk who I still don't
Speaker 1: know his name? Dan? Okay, Dan, love you those of
Speaker 1: you if you don't listen closely enough. My royal flush
Speaker 1: was this guy named Dan who is on TikTok and
Speaker 1: Instagram and he's walking from the southernmost point of Australia
Speaker 1: up to the top and it's taking him six months. Anyway,
Speaker 1: here's my royal flush. And then on his walk, he
Speaker 1: we thought he fell off a cliff, but he actually
Speaker 1: just got stuck and then had to get rescued. Anyway,
Speaker 1: why are you laughing, Matt?
Speaker 2: We thought he fell off Why you just casually said that.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he's fine and he's continuing his walk and he's
Speaker 1: actually in Sydney. Now by the time this is out,
Speaker 1: he's probably even further than Sydney. He might be in
Speaker 1: NEWI who knows well he has sent us a video.
Speaker 1: Why do you have no reaction to that?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I'm trying to look for my royal flush
Speaker 2: of the week.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's play the video.
Speaker 4: Gooday Britain, Matt, how are we doing? Staniel from basically
Speaker 4: Income Walk And I just want to say thanks for
Speaker 4: the high phrase and for the concern. It was great
Speaker 4: to hear the live reaction to the national incident. I
Speaker 4: also wanted to give a good shout out to Tiff
Speaker 4: and Kim for sending me that Cliff. I honestly listened
Speaker 4: to it like fifteen times, and I wish I was exaggerating,
Speaker 4: but anyway, I just want to let you know I'm okay.
Speaker 2: So the back on my feet, I got my gear
Speaker 2: back together.
Speaker 4: Thanks some donations from some really generous followers, and I'll
Speaker 4: definitely be sticking to the bath from now on.
Speaker 1: Oh well, insat the audio so it sounds a bit
Speaker 1: better because this iPhone is on its fucking last legs.
Speaker 1: What the hell? Like, I can't even hear that. Well,
Speaker 1: that is my absolute royal flush of the week. The
Speaker 1: fact that he said he listened to the part of
Speaker 1: our podcast like fifteen times and our live reaction to
Speaker 1: the news.
Speaker 2: That is so fun. I love that.
Speaker 1: I literally was watching his videos last night. He's like
Speaker 1: back to posting as usual. So slagh Dan and thank
Speaker 1: you to Tiff and Kim. I think he said who
Speaker 1: actually sent him our podcast?
Speaker 2: Obsessed with that? Oh that's fun. Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 2: I wonder if he wears natural deodorant. Anyway, I have
Speaker 2: one of those Reddit things as my royal flush. Oh
Speaker 2: yeah of the week, you know how I said. I
Speaker 2: saw it on TikTok. Like people post the reddit thread
Speaker 2: and then some of the responses. I did a similar
Speaker 2: royal flush like this, you know, a few months ago,
Speaker 2: and I've got one that's really juicy and I thought
Speaker 2: we could talk about. So the reddit thread was what's
Speaker 2: your secret that could literally ruin your life if it
Speaker 2: came out? And then there's all screenshots from people's responses.
Speaker 2: Some of the responses are, ah, what, like I'll start
Speaker 2: with a funny one. I don't know how this secret
Speaker 2: would ruin your life, but anyway, I once took a
Speaker 2: shit in the bathtub and then realizing what a horrible
Speaker 2: mistake i'd made, I flung poo into a random hole
Speaker 2: in the wall. What my parents renovated and patched up
Speaker 2: the hole. So now there is a fifteen year old
Speaker 2: turd in between the bathroom and kitchen wall of my
Speaker 2: childhood home.
Speaker 1: That wouldn't ruin his life if it.
Speaker 2: That wouldn't ruin his life. But that's probably a funny one.
Speaker 2: This one is Everyone thinks I have a good job
Speaker 2: and roommates, but I've been homeless and a sex worker
Speaker 2: for over a year. That wouldn't ruin your life, would it?
Speaker 2: I don't know claim that. Yeah, you know, this one's creepy.
Speaker 2: I once helped out my female friend's family by taking
Speaker 2: care of their cat for a week, and every day
Speaker 2: for that week, I would go over there and snoop
Speaker 2: around their house. I found my friend's diary and proceeded
Speaker 2: to read the entire thing, and I use this information
Speaker 2: to get her to like me, and she is currently
Speaker 2: my wife.
Speaker 1: No, that would ruin his life if that came out.
Speaker 1: That's like life ruining what the reading?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, I cannot imagine.
Speaker 1: If you just happen to stumble across someone's journal or
Speaker 1: diary by accident, you're fucking shunning that thing as soon
Speaker 1: as you read that first sentence and you realize what
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, like, respectfully, you're not reading someone's fucking diary.
Speaker 2: That is wild. But this one is probably my favorite,
Speaker 2: and the one, well not my favorite, but the one
Speaker 2: that got me the most because I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: this actually is crazy because obviously there are many missing
Speaker 2: people in the world. People are missing all the time,
Speaker 2: and there are lots of people where like their cases
Speaker 2: have never been solved. And I know of this guy
Speaker 2: that was from the similar area to me, and his
Speaker 2: story has always fascinated me because he just disappeared literally
Speaker 2: without a trace, and there is no evidence and no
Speaker 2: one knows anything, and he's still missing to this day
Speaker 2: and has been missing for years. And no one knows
Speaker 2: where this guy is. And because he's like around my
Speaker 2: age and we had mutual friends and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: Like the story has always been it's in the back
Speaker 2: of my mind. I think about it all the time,
Speaker 2: like where is this guy? And this is a confession
Speaker 2: that someone wrote on the Reddit thread. It says, I
Speaker 2: cut off all contact with everyone that I know and
Speaker 2: moved to Kenya. I now have a fake name and
Speaker 2: a fake background and have made it a pear to
Speaker 2: my family that I died on a boat trip in
Speaker 2: the Pacific. I am technically dead in the United States.
Speaker 2: That blew my mind. I was like, imagine, how like so.
Speaker 1: Obviously, like if you really wanted to, you could just
Speaker 1: disappear off the face of the earth if you're moving
Speaker 1: to another country. But like, for example, if I wanted
Speaker 1: to do that, Let's say, like i just had enough
Speaker 1: of this life and everyone in it, I'm going to
Speaker 1: go move overseas and have a new identity. How do
Speaker 1: you get to the other country without using your passport?
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I that's what I have questions for
Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 1: Like, clearly, you can just move to any country that
Speaker 1: you want. I guess you could, like you could fly
Speaker 1: to a country and yeah, that would be on your
Speaker 1: records with your passport. But then if you just country
Speaker 1: hopped through countries that are like near each other without
Speaker 1: having to then fly again, like you could quite literally disappear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know how. See, I've never actually done that.
Speaker 2: I've never gone from country to country landlocked.
Speaker 1: Even then, do you have to still show your passport
Speaker 1: borders and stuff? That's like key, So they must be
Speaker 1: going somewhere getting a fake fucking passport and everything, like
Speaker 1: going to that.
Speaker 2: Length or going in illegally. Yeah, just walking through.
Speaker 1: That's dedication to fucking ditch and everyone in your life.
Speaker 2: But the first thing that came because one of the
Speaker 2: first things that one of my friends said when that
Speaker 2: boy went missing, my friend was like, but some people
Speaker 2: just do that. Some people just get up and uproot
Speaker 2: their whole life and start fresh somewhere else. And I
Speaker 2: couldn't fathom that, Like I was like, I just that's.
Speaker 1: Wild to think that you can do that, Like, if
Speaker 1: you genuinely wanted to, and you knew how to plan,
Speaker 1: you could just do that.
Speaker 2: I don't think I could. I think I'd have to
Speaker 2: tell everyone first, and you're like, sorry, I'm actually going
Speaker 2: and I'm actually going to change everything about myself, so
Speaker 2: love you all. We'll have a going away party and
Speaker 2: then I'll disappear and you'll never hear from me again.
Speaker 5: You could do that if you wanted to, which is
Speaker 5: wild day, But it's just it's just makes me so
Speaker 5: sad that that person has a family who thinks that
Speaker 5: they are dead from a boating accident or whatever he
Speaker 5: said or they said.
Speaker 2: Blows my mind me too. So although maybe not my
Speaker 2: favorite thing on the internet this week, It's definitely the
Speaker 2: thing that captivated me the most, so it still warrants
Speaker 2: being my royal flush.
Speaker 1: Here's a question for you, Matt. Would you ever get
Speaker 1: frozen frozen frozen coke?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So would you when you die, ever get your body
Speaker 1: body body body frozen in a chamber because maybe science
Speaker 1: could bring you back later on down the track.
Speaker 2: I think that that's not how it works. I think
Speaker 2: if you dared and you get frozen, you wouldn't get frozen.
Speaker 1: Maybe we need to look more into this because I
Speaker 1: saw this video on TikTok and the first Australian has
Speaker 1: been frozen.
Speaker 2: Yes you sent this to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think they had to. I don't think
Speaker 1: they're getting frozen to death.
Speaker 2: Yeah they are. Are they to watch the full video?
Speaker 2: They said the whole They explained the whole process.
Speaker 1: Oh, I maybe missed that bit. I thought they like
Speaker 1: just died and they're freezing their body in hopes that
Speaker 1: they can be brought back one day.
Speaker 2: No, they were.
Speaker 1: They chose to be frozen to death.
Speaker 2: Yes, in the name of science, they've chosen to be
Speaker 2: frozen to death. Right, And they had a goodbye to
Speaker 2: all their friends and family, because obviously the whole thing is.
Speaker 1: Do you have to be like terminally ill to do this?
Speaker 2: It's voluntary. I looked into it because this sort of
Speaker 2: stuff blows my mind. Yeah. Right, So if you haven't heard,
Speaker 2: as brit said, the first Australian has been frozen in
Speaker 2: the hopes that they will be able in the future
Speaker 2: to be resurrected by science and live, you know, a
Speaker 2: couple hundred years in the future, right.
Speaker 1: That would be wild. Can you imagine if like science,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised, you know what, I'm going to go out
Speaker 1: and say, I'm surprised this hasn't already happened, and that
Speaker 1: it's like a full fucking thing with how far technology
Speaker 1: is going. Like I know Elon Musk is really hated,
Speaker 1: so I just have to do that little disclaimer. But
Speaker 1: did you see that chip thing that he's created that
Speaker 1: he you put it inside a human and they're trying
Speaker 1: to do it so that people who have their limbs
Speaker 1: are no longer in use can become usable again. And
Speaker 1: a guy got the chip put into him and he's paralyzed,
Speaker 1: but he can use his mind now and move a
Speaker 1: cursor on a screen using his mind because of Elon
Speaker 1: Musk's chip, and there's a full video look it up.
Speaker 1: And he's sitting there and there's like a computer screen
Speaker 1: in front of him, and the mouse is moving across
Speaker 1: and clicking on stuff, and he's going, I'm literally controlling
Speaker 1: this with my mind.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: So I think, like I believe in this fucking frozen
Speaker 1: to death shit to be brought back later. And how
Speaker 1: wild would that be to come back in like two
Speaker 1: hundred years, How different the world would be? Right, and
Speaker 1: you're still stuck in twenty twenty four, right, I see.
Speaker 2: I don't think I could get frozen, because I think
Speaker 2: that would be the worst part about it, is just
Speaker 2: missing two hundred years and then stumbling into a reality
Speaker 2: that you are not in any way, because imagine two
Speaker 2: hundred years ago. Oh to now imagine someone from Britain
Speaker 2: in two hundred years ago, let's say, getting unfrozen today,
Speaker 2: you would lose your fucking mind.
Speaker 1: I reckon. They'd almost have to fully set these people
Speaker 1: up for success in the future. And maybe they are
Speaker 1: unfrozen into maybe they've got like suburbs or cities or
Speaker 1: states or whatever where you get reborn back into kind
Speaker 1: of thing and then you're slowly introduced to the world
Speaker 1: because it'll be such a shock to fast forward two
Speaker 1: hundred years. But like with how crazy and wild science
Speaker 1: is and technology and AI and all this shit, like
Speaker 1: I'm surprised. I will not be surprised if this becomes
Speaker 1: a full on thing, And I'll be surprised maybe not
Speaker 1: in our lifetime, but in the future. If they can
Speaker 1: figure out a way to make humans live fucking forever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like by turning us into fucking robots or AI or
Speaker 1: whatever it is, I will not be surprised because technology
Speaker 1: is whe would.
Speaker 2: You opt in for that living forever? I wouldn't. I
Speaker 2: want to sounds I could terminate at any time and
Speaker 2: so I've had enough, see you later.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's the tricky thing, because like you would want to
Speaker 1: say yes to living forever, because no one really wants
Speaker 1: their life to end, but it's like a guarantee for
Speaker 1: all of us. But when you actually think about it,
Speaker 1: can you imagine living forever? Like it would never fucking end,
Speaker 1: Like you are going about your day to day forever anyone, so.
Speaker 2: To just keep getting older and older Because I think
Speaker 2: if they could slow down the aging.
Speaker 1: What if you could stay this age forever.
Speaker 2: See, I'm already geriatric though in some parts of my body. Like,
Speaker 2: look at all the issues I've already had this year, and.
Speaker 1: I've if they could make it a superhuman and like
Speaker 1: you never got disease. But then even then, like wouldn't
Speaker 1: you get over it, especially if you're just still living
Speaker 1: the day to day and like working living is That's the.
Speaker 2: Thing I think with inflation, imagine in two hundred years
Speaker 2: how much everything's going to cost you.
Speaker 1: Actually, you get fucking over it, even though like it
Speaker 1: fucking is so shit that we all die. I know
Speaker 1: I'm going down this hole. It makes fucking sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Sure, like life is short and way too short for some,
Speaker 1: but like, could we really live forever?
Speaker 2: I guess I've never really thought about that.
Speaker 1: I think about this shit all the time. It is
Speaker 1: what keeps me up at night.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See I try not to think about death. I really
Speaker 2: that whatever way I die is not painful, you know.
Speaker 1: And I see this really gets me going, Matt because
Speaker 1: I will be laying in bed with a Jay and
Speaker 1: I look at him and look at me, and like,
Speaker 1: one day we are definitely going to be dead one day.
Speaker 1: I'm either gonna have to go to his funeral or
Speaker 1: he's gonna have to go to mine. And that is
Speaker 1: a guarantee for all of us.
Speaker 2: Unless you die together, that would be the.
Speaker 1: Best, you know what I mean though, Like it's a guarantee.
Speaker 1: And this is why I just have this mentality of
Speaker 1: do whatever the fuck you want in life, and like,
Speaker 1: who gives a fuck? Because today is it. We're all
Speaker 1: definitely going to die one day.
Speaker 2: Wow, someone's seen dancing queen.
Speaker 1: We literally are, though, And that's like a guarantee. Doesn't
Speaker 1: matter who you are. Death doesn't fucking discriminate. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: definitely going to die, and that's fucked.
Speaker 2: So would you would you freeze yourself to death to
Speaker 2: hopefully come back later, because I'm assuming then when they
Speaker 2: resurrect you, you won't be living for very long.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It fucking depends. Yeah, if you don't
Speaker 1: know the outcome, it's not a guarantee, you know. Like
Speaker 1: I feel like, when I die, I definitely want to
Speaker 1: donate all my organs, like because why do I need them?
Speaker 1: But then if you're doing this frozen thing, you're not
Speaker 1: donating your organs but you could be saving someone else's
Speaker 1: life by donating your organs, which you definitely don't need
Speaker 1: once you're dead.
Speaker 2: But also, if they're freezing the organs, could the organs
Speaker 2: be used at a later date too, even if they
Speaker 2: can't be brought back. I'll give you the details from
Speaker 2: that video that you sent me, So basically, this is
Speaker 2: how it works if you're curious scrollers. So, the bodies
Speaker 2: are put into cooling chambers at minus one hundred and
Speaker 2: ninety degrees celsius, and those cooling chambers are actually full
Speaker 2: of liquid nitrogen, and so they also the death is
Speaker 2: a four day process, so you are they're out of it.
Speaker 2: They get you know, they go to sleep, but the
Speaker 2: death actually takes place. It takes four days for the
Speaker 2: body to actually die.
Speaker 1: A movie in the future is going to come out
Speaker 1: about this shit and how wrong it all went.
Speaker 2: Right. Yeah, So, then after they've been cooled to minus
Speaker 2: one hundred and ninety degrees, which I'm assuming is frozen,
Speaker 2: but I don't know. But it's nitrogen, so maybe nitrogen
Speaker 2: doesn't freeze. I don't know how that works. But anyway,
Speaker 2: the body is then transported into a vacuum sealed cryostat
Speaker 2: and then it Oh sorry, I said four days. It
Speaker 2: actually takes six days to freeze them completely and the
Speaker 2: death process to happen. So the reason they think this
Speaker 2: is possible is because they've done it with frogs and fish,
Speaker 2: that frogs and fish have been frozen and unfrozen and
Speaker 2: fully come back to life.
Speaker 1: How are we anything like fish?
Speaker 2: Though? Well, I don't know. I mean we all have
Speaker 2: things that are similar similar. I mean, frogs and humans
Speaker 2: are probably really close in some aspects, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: Have you heard that thing by the way, that it's
Speaker 1: like you're either a frog or a rat?
Speaker 2: Yes? I reckon, what are you?
Speaker 1: I think I'm a rat?
Speaker 2: Really? Am I giving rat? I think I.
Speaker 1: Feel like you could be either. I think you might
Speaker 1: be more rat, but I could see maybe frog Ellie.
Speaker 2: Is giving frog?
Speaker 1: Yeah you're frog.
Speaker 2: You're giving frog? Ellie? I reckon, you're Can you lean
Speaker 2: to the side so I can take a good look
Speaker 2: at your face, please, Brittany, No, like lean to the
Speaker 2: side away from the microphone.
Speaker 1: Rat for sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is giving ratt too, And I don't think
Speaker 2: it's like one's worse than the other.
Speaker 1: I think it's no, they're equal and if anything.
Speaker 2: Just glanced over it you maybe you are rat.
Speaker 1: Any of you. I don't know what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: By the way, humans either look like a rog or
Speaker 1: a frat.
Speaker 2: No right, a roger, a frat or a frat. That's
Speaker 2: the best thing you've ever said.
Speaker 1: Fucking hell, I'm done. Put me in the fucking frozen crime.
Speaker 2: So anyway back to this, scientists say it's never going
Speaker 2: to be possible. Like the scientists who are actually there
Speaker 2: today being scientists right now in Australia are like, this
Speaker 2: is the dumbest thing ever and it will not work
Speaker 2: ever in our not in our lifetime, not in any lifetime.
Speaker 2: They believe that it will never work. So they think
Speaker 2: it's silly. But these these people who are freezing, these people,
Speaker 2: they think it's going to work. Fifty Australians have signed
Speaker 2: up to take part in this process. They're obviously only
Speaker 2: frozen one so far. It was a success. Apparently. I
Speaker 2: don't know how they measure that success, but that's how
Speaker 2: it worked. Fifty Australians have signed up to do it.
Speaker 2: It also costs one hundred and fifty thousand dollars to
Speaker 2: actually do the process, So you've got to be like, hello,
Speaker 2: I'd like to risk coming back to life later I
Speaker 2: know I might die. Also, here's one hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: grand to do this process.
Speaker 1: Look, I want to say I want to get behind it,
Speaker 1: because I'm all for that, like technology and AI and
Speaker 1: robots and all this shit. But I don't think I'm
Speaker 1: going to spend one hundred and fifty grand to do that,
Speaker 1: especially because Jesus, especially because that's the way that you're
Speaker 1: ending your life kind of thing. Like it's it'd be
Speaker 1: different maybe if you die of old age or whatever
Speaker 1: then they freeze you, because then you wouldn't know. But like,
Speaker 1: going through this whole thing sounds traumatic.
Speaker 2: I feel like if I'm ninety five and I die
Speaker 2: from old age and then some motherfucker brings me back
Speaker 2: five years later and unfreezes me and goes, well, welcome back,
Speaker 2: I'd go kill me again. Love, I've had an up,
Speaker 2: Like I'm like at the point where I'm like, this
Speaker 2: is what I mean, Like I wish you could like
Speaker 2: tap out painlessly, you know. I feel like once you
Speaker 2: get to a certain age, you just kind of like
Speaker 2: a it sounds you're just waiting to die. Really, you
Speaker 2: get to the pell point where you know your body
Speaker 2: might be so frail and you can't really like you
Speaker 2: can't even go to the shops without maybe being in pain.
Speaker 1: You can't go to the toilet, you can't shower. It's sad.
Speaker 2: You just get to that point, Like I'd love to
Speaker 2: be like, all right, I think this is the it
Speaker 2: for me. I'm no longer able to travel, I'm no
Speaker 2: longer able to do anything, blah blah blah. I'd like
Speaker 2: to just press the button.
Speaker 1: Well, that's like in South Australia, is it the assisted
Speaker 1: youth in Asia became legal?
Speaker 2: I think I think South Wales we may have passed
Speaker 2: it as well. I know Alex Greenwich was trying to
Speaker 2: get that passed and I'm pretty sure we did. See.
Speaker 1: I'm all for that because I always think, oh.
Speaker 2: There you go. Voluntary assisted dying is legal in all
Speaker 2: Australian states, which is googled.
Speaker 1: It is available in limited circumstances to people who meet
Speaker 1: the eligibility criteria discussed. Yeah, I'm all for that, Like,
Speaker 1: especially if you are at that stage in life where
Speaker 1: you are just essentially like waiting around to die, like
Speaker 1: as sad and grim as that is we're talking about
Speaker 1: some rim things on this.
Speaker 2: I know it's this episode's heavy, maybe we need a
Speaker 2: trigger warning at the start. But what I will say
Speaker 2: about this is you have to have, as it says,
Speaker 2: there's an eligibility criteria. You can't just walk in and
Speaker 2: be like, pleas let it happen, Like you need to
Speaker 2: already have a terminal illness or Yeah.
Speaker 1: But like when our pets get so ill, or like
Speaker 1: when they like break bones and they can't be repaired
Speaker 1: or whatever, like the first thing the vets do is go, well,
Speaker 1: we're unfortunately going to have to put this pet down.
Speaker 1: But the fact that we're only just getting onto it
Speaker 1: for humans now, I feel like it's a little bit delayed.
Speaker 2: What you're like.
Speaker 1: I mean, like it's so cruel that like if you
Speaker 1: are fortunate enough that you get to a really old
Speaker 1: age where you are going to die simply from just
Speaker 1: old age or whatever, that you can't have to live
Speaker 1: through that for so long. Like, even though you obviously
Speaker 1: never want your loved ones to die, is it really
Speaker 1: that great to live through like fifteen years of them
Speaker 1: essentially just disintegrating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think like with my granddad, my granddad
Speaker 2: got to a point as well, because he had battled
Speaker 2: cancer for so many years that he ended up just
Speaker 2: being like, can we stop trying to fix this, Like,
Speaker 2: let's just let nature take its course, because I'm a
Speaker 2: bit over the whole process.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm like, you know, I've always wondered as well. Like,
Speaker 1: just so, people are in their nineties or whatever and
Speaker 1: they are like that where it's kind of taking over.
Speaker 1: Do you think that they feel like they have lived
Speaker 1: long enough?
Speaker 2: I guess it depends on the person, And I guess
Speaker 2: it depends on their circumstances, because remember, like them, what
Speaker 2: was drilled into their head growing up was like to
Speaker 2: live life to the fullest, you need to have a
Speaker 2: good job. Yeah, Whereas like we're like, no, we want
Speaker 2: to travel, we want to do everything.
Speaker 1: We want to go everywhere, So maybe we will feel
Speaker 1: more fulfilled.
Speaker 2: Well, I think we'll feel less fulfilled because we won't
Speaker 2: be able.
Speaker 1: To do all the puse because of inflation.
Speaker 2: We won't be able to travel everywhereveryone too, because things
Speaker 2: are too expensive. We won't be able to get the
Speaker 2: dream job or have the dream salary or anything like that.
Speaker 1: So the dreams were much smaller bout, so they made
Speaker 1: maybe feel more Yeah.
Speaker 2: Interesting, what a random, heavy topic to talk about. Did
Speaker 2: you know, by the way, that we learned, thanks to
Speaker 2: our producer Elie, that frozen the Disney film Because obviously
Speaker 2: Walt Disney was frozen in the hopes to be resurrected
Speaker 2: in the future. I'm pretty sure he died first though,
Speaker 2: didn't he Like he died and then they froze him, right,
Speaker 2: So that was a little bit different to this process
Speaker 2: we're talking about that's happened in Australia. But anyway, the
Speaker 2: movie Frozen that we all know and love, apparently that
Speaker 2: was meant to have a different name. And then they
Speaker 2: realized that if they named the movie Frozen, that when
Speaker 2: people Google searched Walt Disney Frozen, the movie would come up,
Speaker 2: and not the fact that he has had himself is frozen.
Speaker 2: He's frozen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the hell?
Speaker 2: And that's the thing, Like everyone would google Walt Disney
Speaker 2: Frozen and like his frozen body body would be the
Speaker 2: search results. But now if you type in Walt Disney
Speaker 2: Frozen and it's.
Speaker 1: The movie, let it go. Let it go.
Speaker 2: We've just done a little Google BBC. Click that first
Speaker 2: link for me, please, because it says it's an urban myth.
Speaker 2: But I thought it was real, but it says it.
Speaker 2: Could there be any truth to it? I guess we don't.
Speaker 2: Maybe we don't know. Oh, I'm looking now, it's meant
Speaker 2: to be. It's like a conspiracy theory. I didn't even
Speaker 2: know this, and you know I love my conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: I heard once that he was meant to be frozen
Speaker 2: underneath the ground at Disneyland. It says, well, Walt Disney
Speaker 2: was a strange man who was definitely interested in the
Speaker 2: future and potentially preoccupied with his own demise. There is
Speaker 2: no clear evidence to back up the claim that he
Speaker 2: is frozen and buried in any kind of undisclosed location,
Speaker 2: the most popular rumor being under Pirates of the Caribbean
Speaker 2: ride at Disneyland in Anaheim, California. Wow, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: I thought it was underneath his statue in the main strip.
Speaker 2: But there you go. Fair enough, Okay. I've like spent
Speaker 2: my life believing that this was real, and now it says.
Speaker 2: Walt Disney died on December fifteen, nineteen sixty six, of
Speaker 2: complications related to the surgery he had undergone for lung cancer,
Speaker 2: and then the funeral was only attended by family. It
Speaker 2: was very small and private. Disney stated while alive that
Speaker 2: he specifically avoided going to funerals whenever he could help it,
Speaker 2: and he didn't want a funeral of his own. That
Speaker 2: was his wish. Apparently, two biographies that were written about
Speaker 2: Walt Disney cited Disney's interest in cryogenics, but have since
Speaker 2: been widely discredited for this. Okay, so this must be fake.
Speaker 2: This whole time, I've been sitting here thinking Walt Disney
Speaker 2: is frozen under Disneyland.
Speaker 1: And conspiracy and it's actually a conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: Okay. Interesting. Well, it's disappointing because, like before this Australian guy,
Speaker 2: I thought Walt Disney was maybe one of the only
Speaker 2: people in the world to have done this, and evidently
Speaker 2: I'm wrong. Check your facts.
Speaker 1: Why is it so freezing in here all of a.
Speaker 2: Sudden, Well, because we're talking about being frozen.
Speaker 1: Is anybody else surprise, bitch, surprise?
Speaker 2: Bring in the cryo machines?
Speaker 1: Is anything else cold in here all of a sudden?
Speaker 2: No, you're just getting haunted by Walt Disney's frozen ghost.
Speaker 1: Probably this is a grim episode of High Scrollers. It's
Speaker 1: not even October we can't say it's like a halloween,
Speaker 1: spooky Halloween.
Speaker 2: In June.
Speaker 1: I saw another TikTok the other day. I'll actually play
Speaker 1: it out loud for you. I do have it saved
Speaker 1: in my favorites. I didn't mean to say that, then, I.
Speaker 2: Hate that, you know how you you hate people saying
Speaker 2: just got back from gym. Yeah, I hate when people
Speaker 2: say you.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to say that. Then it just came
Speaker 1: use or use people. Okay, listen to this.
Speaker 3: If your alarm clock didn't go off tomorrow morning, would
Speaker 3: you sleep past your alarm clock?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Or no?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: And if the answer is yes, which for many people
Speaker 3: it will be, then you're not getting enough sleep. No
Speaker 3: other species as well, by the way, artificially terminates their sleep,
Speaker 3: but we humans will do it. We will wrench ourselves.
Speaker 2: Out of sleep.
Speaker 3: Truly, if you would sleep past that alarm time, then
Speaker 3: you're not done with sleep. Your body isn't done with sleep.
Speaker 1: Well, I saw that and I had to favorite it,
Speaker 1: and I had to mention on here, like whether that's
Speaker 1: facts or not, who knows, because it's a random person
Speaker 1: on a podcast. But I thought it was interesting to know. Well,
Speaker 1: obviously we are the only species that artificially terminates our sleep, Like,
Speaker 1: think of all animals and everything in the world. They
Speaker 1: just naturally have a sleep cycle. And apparently they just
Speaker 1: sleep whenever they want, Yeah, and then they wake up
Speaker 1: when they've had enough, whereas we humans, like if we're
Speaker 1: not waking up or sleeping, sleeping further, it's because apparently we.
Speaker 2: Need it, right, I've got what something for you? Yeah,
Speaker 2: even though technically the species probably don't artificially and they're sleep.
Speaker 2: There are alarm clocks in the wild, like roosters rooster
Speaker 2: for the farm animals. M So that's it an alarm.
Speaker 1: But how's the rooster waken up? This is like the
Speaker 1: chicken or the egg? What came first? How's the rooster
Speaker 1: waken up? What's his alarm?
Speaker 2: Well, the roosters just live in his life, and I
Speaker 2: don't think we should judge him, but I think he's
Speaker 2: an alarm for the shape and the cows.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I think he is. But it does make sense.
Speaker 2: But then they can just sleep whenever, can't they.
Speaker 1: I've still yeah, but I've still got my theory. I
Speaker 1: know we've spoken about sleep and alarms before. On did
Speaker 1: we speak about alarms? And everything waken up that first time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I don't want to go down that track again.
Speaker 1: The other thing that comes to mind with that as
Speaker 1: well is like I think as humans, we can definitely oversleep,
Speaker 1: Like just say, we don't set an alarm and you
Speaker 1: just keep sleeping and you wake up a bit and
Speaker 1: then you sleep more. Like I think we can very
Speaker 1: easily oversleep. But I honestly think our body does tell
Speaker 1: us when we've had enough sleep because of those times
Speaker 1: that you wake up before that alarm, like we mentioned before,
Speaker 1: like this morning, I didn't have my alarm set until seven,
Speaker 1: but at six o'clock boom, my eyes opened and I thought,
Speaker 1: that's enough sleep for men. That's your body telling you.
Speaker 1: In those times when you wake up a little bit earlier,
Speaker 1: I can that's your body saying that's enough. But then
Speaker 1: we choose to go back to sleep, you know. So
Speaker 1: I don't know what to think of this guy's video.
Speaker 2: I wish I could just never set an alarm. See
Speaker 2: I'm thinking though. See his question was if I didn't
Speaker 2: set an alarm this morning, would I would I sleep
Speaker 2: longer than it or whatever how you put it. So
Speaker 2: last night, when I was going to bed, This is
Speaker 2: so weird that you've brought this up, because last night,
Speaker 2: when I was going to bed, I obviously knew we
Speaker 2: had to film this podcast today, record this podcast today.
Speaker 2: When I went to sleep last night, I went, I
Speaker 2: could just not put an alarm on. I reckon i'd
Speaker 2: wake up. And then I went, well, I better put
Speaker 2: the alarm on, and luckily it did wake me up.
Speaker 2: But I was like, surely my body knows on a Monday, I.
Speaker 1: Think it is like all about routine. Obviously, your routine's
Speaker 1: a bit more out of whack because you don't have
Speaker 1: like a consistent go to sleep part of me and
Speaker 1: wake up time. Whereas I used to be that way
Speaker 1: too when I didn't work full time, because I couldn't
Speaker 1: ever fall asleep at the same time every night. But
Speaker 1: now because I do have a routine and I know
Speaker 1: all of our staff start at eight o'clock every morning,
Speaker 1: like my body now wakes up when I never used
Speaker 1: to be able to do that when I was not
Speaker 1: in that routine. Like I think our bodies genuinely learn
Speaker 1: a routine. Yeah, now I can't fucking sleep in on
Speaker 1: the weekend. It's like boom, I'll wake again.
Speaker 2: Oh really, see. I slept in on the weekend and
Speaker 2: it was amazing. I slept till ten.
Speaker 1: I would love to every Friday night. I'm like time
Speaker 1: past and.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is amazing. I haven't done this
Speaker 2: in years.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I wish I could do that every
Speaker 1: Friday night, Like I'm got to sleep in tomorrow. Aj
Speaker 1: nut boom you reckon. Yeah, like you're in a routine.
Speaker 2: Why don't you gonna get some sleeping pills or something.
Speaker 1: Because I feel like I get enough sleep, Like if
Speaker 1: I'm going to bed at eleven, you complain about no
Speaker 1: sleepings because I just want to be one time.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, you know, well, I'll give you some of
Speaker 2: my one of my sleeping pills.
Speaker 1: But then I think I would feel worse. This is
Speaker 1: my whole thing, because I'd be oversleep.
Speaker 2: To be fair, they make me feel absolutely ridiculous, Like
Speaker 2: if I take one, I've got to I've got it.
Speaker 2: As soon as I wake up, I've got to sit up.
Speaker 2: Then I stumble to the shower and have a real
Speaker 2: cold shower.
Speaker 1: I had those melf melotonin.
Speaker 2: This is a real ship. I'll give you the ones
Speaker 2: that bring it at the brink of death, right, I
Speaker 2: pop two of them. It says, no more than one,
Speaker 2: I pop two. I'm floating on fucking mars. It is beautiful,
Speaker 2: not encouraging anyone to take sleeping people like shit. But
Speaker 2: the next day, you know, in the entertainment industry, as
Speaker 2: someone who with a DJ, a drag queen, a comedian,
Speaker 2: all the rest of it, sometimes you gotta run on
Speaker 2: sleeping pills and red Bull. And that's that was well
Speaker 2: cried for me. You got to do that. You gotta
Speaker 2: do what you got to do. So there you go.
Speaker 2: I highly recommend, but I'm not a doctor, so make
Speaker 2: your own decisions.
Speaker 1: Well that is another episode done and dusted, and a
Speaker 1: grim one at that. I feel a bit who after that.
Speaker 2: Friends, if you want something fun, we'll talk about fun
Speaker 2: stuff in close friends. Yeah. Sorry, everyone's sorry, but you
Speaker 2: know what. You know what to do. Subscribe notifications we
Speaker 2: upload every Tuesday, Friday, all the rest of it. Share
Speaker 2: it with a friend, tell them.
Speaker 1: How how grem we are.
Speaker 2: So I just listened to the worst podcast. You should
Speaker 2: definitely have a listened to it.
Speaker 1: It's all about death and critical thinking. We're making people
Speaker 1: think about their lives and hopefully you will get out
Speaker 1: there and fucking make today awesome. That's the whole point.
Speaker 2: We always say we're not trying to change the world
Speaker 2: with this podcast, but maybe today's episode we are. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love when you get deep and critical. It's really
Speaker 2: weird to see you do that, but it's good.
Speaker 1: It's a shit I talk about all the time, not
Speaker 1: on social media, but like to a Jay, the poor thing.
Speaker 2: You're a little conspiracy theorist in your own and you
Speaker 2: haven't really let us into that world. One day I'll
Speaker 2: extract it out of you, all right, can't wait. Museums
Speaker 2: are fake anyway, Love ya, see you when I see ya. Also,
Speaker 2: I'm doing another self promo. Sorry for the shows, because
Speaker 2: my comedy shows are coming around the country in a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: Okay, get your ticket.
Speaker 2: And we sold out Brisbane, so we sold out two
Speaker 2: shows in Brisbane, put on another show. We sold out Perth,
Speaker 2: Adelaide and Melbourne. We put on another show in every
Speaker 2: city going when you go to perse Yeah, there's still
Speaker 2: tickets for this Friday in Sydney if you're listening to
Speaker 2: this when this goes live, so get your tickets, come
Speaker 2: and see Dancing Queen. I'm also not going to Newcastle
Speaker 2: or Willongong the central coast, so you'll have to come
Speaker 2: down to trip I did. People. Honestly, it's like get
Speaker 2: a grip. It's at seven pm. You'll behind before ten.
Speaker 2: Let's sort it out people. Anyway, shows are selling out
Speaker 2: around the country, so come along. What did you ask?
Speaker 1: By the way, when you go to Perth, I really
Speaker 1: want to go to Perth again.
Speaker 2: Well, come to Perth and we'll check out some fate locations.
Speaker 1: How long are you going to be in Perth those I'm.
Speaker 2: Only staying for one extra day. So I'm staying a
Speaker 2: few extra days around some cities around the country. About
Speaker 2: Perth Perth, I'm only staying till the day afternoon. How
Speaker 2: many nights so I think I fly in on the Friday.
Speaker 1: Oh it's not long enough.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry. I fly in on the Saturday, do a
Speaker 2: show to two shows Saturday night, doing a double header, which.
Speaker 1: Is crazy, and then you go home Monday each other and.
Speaker 2: Then I go home Monday because I want to go
Speaker 2: see some Perth things because last time I went to Perth,
Speaker 2: we didn't. I was on a big national tour with
Speaker 2: like your ten Emojo and your Nash Grea and all
Speaker 2: the big Tyler pleas and whatnot.
Speaker 1: That's still not long enough. I'm not fucking coming if
Speaker 1: I'm only going for two nights, all right, Well, some of.
Speaker 2: Us are busy, so you've got to do what you've
Speaker 2: got to do anyway, Buy a ticket to my show.
Speaker 2: Do you want to give anyone a fake discount?
Speaker 1: Nah, I'm gonna save it for another episode.
Speaker 2: Too many people use the last one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they said to be broke.
Speaker 3: Okay, fair enough.
Speaker 2: You don't get in one this week anyway, dull, I
Speaker 2: better let you go. There's a rog on a frat
Speaker 2: waiting for me outside