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Speaker 1: Hey guys, it's Anna and Matt and welcome to our
Speaker 1: Love Island season three recaps.
Speaker 2: Where we'll be unpacking all the villa action and keeping
Speaker 2: you up to date on all the drama.
Speaker 1: Things are about to get very juicy in here. Where's
Speaker 1: Your Head At is a podcast that talks all things relationships, breakups,
Speaker 1: reality TV, trending shows, and everything in between.
Speaker 2: This is your new go to destination for laughs, gossip,
Speaker 2: intimate details, advice, and much more. All right, I asked,
Speaker 2: So we watched episode five, What were your thoughts?
Speaker 1: I loved it. It was very, very dramatic, just the
Speaker 1: way we like it.
Speaker 2: So to recap the episode, there was a double date
Speaker 2: Chris and Rachel Keep moving Forward, and they played a
Speaker 2: game make your Perfect Islander.
Speaker 1: It was a good one.
Speaker 2: And also one islander got dumped from the villa. Who
Speaker 2: was it?
Speaker 1: It was Jordan that But honestly, Jordan started to grow
Speaker 1: me in this episode, so it was actually kind of
Speaker 1: sad to see him leave.
Speaker 2: I definitely thought there should have been someone else to leave.
Speaker 2: But we'll get into that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So let's start with the Aaron and Taku makeup.
Speaker 1: There was a breakup last episode, and there was a makeup.
Speaker 2: Things do move fast in the villa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we saw Aaron called Taku a sensitive little
Speaker 1: bitch after their chat when things were a bit heated,
Speaker 1: but the next morning everything kind of down. They cooled
Speaker 1: down and they both kind of manned up and apologized
Speaker 1: to one another, which we love to see.
Speaker 2: Good to see, but what I didn't like to see
Speaker 2: is Aaron is an absolute clown. The guy did not
Speaker 2: stop tensing the whole time he's in there. Do you
Speaker 2: know why?
Speaker 1: He kind of reminds me of you with his mirror time.
Speaker 1: The amount of mirror time he's standing is Matt vibe.
Speaker 2: I'm just not a muppet when I do it like
Speaker 2: he is, like I was watching him like this guy's
Speaker 2: about to blow his O ring. He keeps teasing the
Speaker 2: whole time.
Speaker 1: We didn't see Aaron make any strong connections in this episode.
Speaker 1: We saw him kind of try and cling on to
Speaker 1: Courtney when she was doing her rounds. Thoughts on Courtney
Speaker 1: this episode map she.
Speaker 2: Was being a bit of a control freequurse. So she's
Speaker 2: a bit hungry for power.
Speaker 1: She was loving the power, and honestly, I don't know
Speaker 1: if it was the best look on her, like I'm
Speaker 1: all about that girl power, but obviously it's been hard
Speaker 1: for us. She hasn't found a connection in there yet,
Speaker 1: and she's wanted the attention from the boy. But she
Speaker 1: was really making them work for it.
Speaker 2: Wasn't she look unpopular opinion or popular opinion? I'm not
Speaker 2: sure yet, And I'm sorry if your friends or family
Speaker 2: with Courtney, but I think she has to go.
Speaker 1: You're not a fan.
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan. I got the ick from her,
Speaker 2: Actually he did. I did. Now I know what means
Speaker 2: you finally, no, I know I got the ick from it.
Speaker 1: If you haven't listened to our episode on the Ick
Speaker 1: that we just dropped. Make sure you go check that out.
Speaker 1: But let's talk about Ronnie because he was also doing
Speaker 1: some heavy and hard grafting this episode, which we haven't
Speaker 1: seen from him yet.
Speaker 2: Okay, so no hate on Ronnie for grafting. Do what
Speaker 2: you've got to do. Find someone in the villa. But fuck,
Speaker 2: I nearly lost my shit. He went up to one
Speaker 2: of the girls and he said, where's your mind at?
Speaker 1: It's where's your head at? Ronnie.
Speaker 2: I really threw my phone at my TV. I just
Speaker 2: was like, it's not hard, it's not hard.
Speaker 1: That's like, where's the promo at when we need a plug?
Speaker 1: Having words with him after this, and then let's talk
Speaker 1: about the Taku and Jess and Ryan and Lexi double date.
Speaker 2: It was cute. They were feeding each other chocolate cherries
Speaker 2: but strawberries. Oh okay, I thought it was cherries. But
Speaker 2: I know what you're looking at me about that grim
Speaker 2: hot tub again, so grim. I'm not a fan of it.
Speaker 1: The water looked dirty, like it looked like everyone went
Speaker 1: in there full of mud, And honestly, it wasn't appetizing
Speaker 1: to see.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine the villa producer being like, oh, guys,
Speaker 2: I Reckon should take him on a double date into
Speaker 2: the hot tub. It looks really romantic but really cute.
Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, good, idea tip for the producers.
Speaker 1: Let's put some bubbles in their necks. They might get
Speaker 1: rid of the cloudy water.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, I hate being negative about the hot tub.
Speaker 2: The actual date was cute.
Speaker 1: It was cute. I think the Jess and Taku moment
Speaker 1: when they're having a little romantic kiss and then Tina
Speaker 1: ends up going to the toilet had me in stitches.
Speaker 1: That was so funny.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: And Ryan seem to be getting along well, but there's
Speaker 1: just something about them that's not letting me connect to
Speaker 1: them as a couple. It seems like they're just getting
Speaker 1: really hot and steamy. They're having a bit of a
Speaker 1: summer romance, but I don't really see it going anywhere.
Speaker 2: I think that the next girl that walks in Ryan
Speaker 2: and his Gucci belt are going to turn their heads
Speaker 2: for him.
Speaker 1: I reckon that silver Gucci belt. I can't go.
Speaker 2: So then the Islander started playing a game called Make
Speaker 2: Your Perfect island Ert. What were your thoughts on that?
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it, it's love islands. We're getting
Speaker 1: everyone's best features. I would have personally liked a game
Speaker 1: of I don't know how intelligent or funny or charming
Speaker 1: or charismatic someone.
Speaker 2: Is, but unfortunately, people aren't watching Love Island for that
Speaker 2: anna They're watching it for their looks.
Speaker 1: I mean, I disagree. I think that people want to
Speaker 1: see more like, yeah, someone can be really hot, but
Speaker 1: it's not just about watching a group of hot people.
Speaker 1: The people who do the best on this show are
Speaker 1: people who were interest so pointing at, meaning that the
Speaker 1: people are the people who are funny or intelligent or endearing,
Speaker 1: and they have something to say, and you know, they
Speaker 1: capture the audience's heart. So I have to disagree with you.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's all about looks. But I mean, look,
Speaker 1: it was a fun game. They seem to have a
Speaker 1: lot of fun with it, and I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: have a lot to say about it. They were just
Speaker 1: putting body parts together.
Speaker 2: It is what it is. Okay, Well, what would your
Speaker 2: perfect island to be with those islanders?
Speaker 1: I have a boyfriend and I'm happy with him just
Speaker 1: the way he is. If you want to play, who
Speaker 1: would you have picked?
Speaker 2: Okay, so I actually did play it. I'm sure I
Speaker 2: did play along with the Islanders from home. I went
Speaker 2: with Jess's eyes, yep, Lexi's pecks, do you mean booths?
Speaker 2: I just wanted to be polite. I didn't want to
Speaker 2: objectify women, so.
Speaker 1: I said, ah, that's nice. Okay, yep, continue a smile. Yep.
Speaker 2: I actually forgot whose body but Courtney's legs.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that would be my perfect island, so perfect one.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk about the recoupling. So the new couples
Speaker 1: we have are Jess and Taku, Rachel and Chris, Tina
Speaker 1: and Mitch, Courtney and Ronnie, Ari and Aaron, and Lexi
Speaker 1: and Ryan. But let's talk about Ari for a second.
Speaker 2: I think that is the biggest thing coming out of
Speaker 2: that recoupling was Ari's little moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she seems to be really infatuated still by Ryan
Speaker 1: and he's just giving her nothing. So it's really hard
Speaker 1: to watch, and honestly, my heart does really break for her.
Speaker 1: I know what it's like in there. I remember when
Speaker 1: I was on Love Island and I was into Owen
Speaker 1: and then he chose Jesse in the end, and I
Speaker 1: still wasn't over it. And the next day the producers
Speaker 1: were asking me about new Boys and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: Like this is all moving too fuss, and it does,
Speaker 1: and I really empathize with.
Speaker 2: Her, but vibe with that. I Vanessa got dumped and
Speaker 2: literally the next day the bomb squad walked in. Right,
Speaker 2: you just expected to just move on straight away.
Speaker 1: You're expected to move on. So I totally get where
Speaker 1: she's coming from, Like it is super hard, but at
Speaker 1: the same time, like when he's giving you that many donuts,
Speaker 1: I think it's time.
Speaker 2: To just take him and eat him.
Speaker 1: Find someone else, Find someone else. I mean, my heart
Speaker 1: did break for I can tell that she's very upset
Speaker 1: about the situation. She feels like it's her fault. But
Speaker 1: it wasn't her fault. He wasn't interested. If he was,
Speaker 1: he would still be with her, standing by her side.
Speaker 2: Did you think that she was going to pick him?
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what the producers wanted us to believe,
Speaker 1: and it did look like that. I'm glad for her
Speaker 1: sake that she didn't. I just hope that there's a
Speaker 1: new guy before the next recoupling, otherwise she might be
Speaker 1: in danger of leaving.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she's picked that cleon Aaron, what do you
Speaker 2: think about that do you reckon Aaron or Jordan.
Speaker 1: Jordan gave us so much really early on with the
Speaker 1: whole kiss with Rachel, and I just felt like his
Speaker 1: time was cut really short. We haven't seen a lot
Speaker 1: of Ronnie, and I feel like Jordan was more of
Speaker 1: a loss, and I was kind of hoping that Ronnie
Speaker 1: would leave as the first Islander to go, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know how much more wrapping Ronnie I can take
Speaker 1: at this point, but let's hope that we get a
Speaker 1: little bit more from Ronnie in the next episode.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the next episode, a bomb is dropping. She
Speaker 2: is intelligent and got the beauty, so the beauty and brains.
Speaker 1: Yeah, her name is Emily and we are excited. So
Speaker 1: let's jump into episode six. Okay, Matt, Episode sick.
Speaker 2: There's a lot to unpack in this one. Anna isn't there.
Speaker 2: We prayed to the Love Island gods and they dropped
Speaker 2: a half decent bomb in the villa.
Speaker 1: They delivered finally, so we have a huge bomb dropped.
Speaker 1: Her name was Emily. She we took Mitch and Ronnie
Speaker 1: on a date. We then see Tina get very jealous
Speaker 1: because Mitch has actually slid into Emily's.
Speaker 2: DMS recycling storylines, mind you.
Speaker 1: And then we see Jess do a total one eighty
Speaker 1: on Taku. I was so heartbroken for him, but we're
Speaker 1: gonna discuss that now.
Speaker 2: So right after the recoupleing, Jess pulls all the girls
Speaker 2: for a chat and tells them that she wishes she
Speaker 2: didn't friend zone Aaron.
Speaker 1: I know, I was honestly shocked. I didn't believe it.
Speaker 1: We're seeing Jess being so indecisive. She drops a huge
Speaker 1: mom on not just the villa but also the viewers
Speaker 1: because I had locked them into the final and I'm
Speaker 1: honestly so disappointed with this.
Speaker 2: I was very invested in her in Taku.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we I mean we see Jess saying to Taku,
Speaker 1: I have a naughty side to me. She's being affectionate,
Speaker 1: and then straight after she's saying to Aaron that she's
Speaker 1: open to getting to know him. Like Jess, what is
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 2: Well, look, Jess reminds me a lot of Isabelle from
Speaker 2: our season. To be honest, I think you're decisive and
Speaker 2: just going back and forth and telling guys what they
Speaker 2: want to hear, really to keep herself in the villa.
Speaker 1: I mean, she even went as far as to call
Speaker 1: herself toxic so she knows that this is probably not
Speaker 1: looking good.
Speaker 2: Well, she said, I'm not toxic. I'm just saying I
Speaker 2: can't stop thinking about Aaron. Babe. You are toxic. You
Speaker 2: have red flag written all over you.
Speaker 1: Do we think that she's the most toxic girl in
Speaker 1: the villa just because she can't decide? Or do we
Speaker 1: think that potentially she's just trying to stick around because
Speaker 1: she hasn't really found someone that she likes.
Speaker 2: I think that's a pretty good point, Anna, She might
Speaker 2: be doing that, just trying to stay around. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The thing that disappointed me, Matt was the fact that
Speaker 1: every single person in the villa knew that she was
Speaker 1: open to getting to know Aaron, and Taku was the
Speaker 1: last person to know.
Speaker 2: That's pretty shit on Jess's behalf, it's not cool. And
Speaker 2: then she finally pullsing for chat next to the pool
Speaker 2: and I was in that chat a couple of times
Speaker 2: in love Yes you were where she friend zones him
Speaker 2: and like, man, my heart bled for him. Like that's
Speaker 2: a brutal chat. And he's trying to hide that he's
Speaker 2: hurt because he knows there's cameras on him everywhere.
Speaker 1: He tried to hide it, but we could see he
Speaker 1: was hurting. And then I think he kind of composed
Speaker 1: himself and said that we smell bullshit comment which I liked.
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, tell it great, Okay. We also
Speaker 1: saw Chris and Rachel. They're just basically on a big
Speaker 1: old kissing bender at this point. They're loving life.
Speaker 2: I've said it to you before. These guys just don't
Speaker 2: stop kissing each other. They just sucking face the whole time.
Speaker 2: It's cute and I'm about it, and that's what we
Speaker 2: want to see. But like, yeah, give us something else, guys,
Speaker 2: And is there so much they can bond over Harry Potter?
Speaker 1: I think they're just geeky about everything. So I think
Speaker 1: they're just geeking out over each other.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, surely they've got another, like something else
Speaker 2: they could joke about. It just seems like it's all
Speaker 2: Harry Potter. But it's cute and I like to see
Speaker 2: them growing together.
Speaker 1: It was Lego.
Speaker 2: I think that was Mortal Combat or something combat.
Speaker 1: I think she's probably gonna introduce him to Star Wars.
Speaker 1: They've got They've got enough.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for that.
Speaker 1: And then we see the bomb dropped Emily. What was
Speaker 1: your first initial thoughts on Emily maph I.
Speaker 2: Thought she was meth, But then as she kept going,
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, and I said it. I don't
Speaker 2: know if I got sucked in by all the promos,
Speaker 2: all the girls, all the guys hyping her up, but
Speaker 2: I think I did. And I was like, hang on,
Speaker 2: she actually might be my flavor, right, Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, look, we see all of the guys
Speaker 1: swooning over her. But I think in Love Island it's
Speaker 1: this case of like she's fresh meat. It's exciting, it's new,
Speaker 1: and in Love Island you have to kind of pick
Speaker 1: from what's there and the moment that something new and
Speaker 1: shiny and like the new fresh toy comes in. You
Speaker 1: see the boys pound.
Speaker 2: I hate to say this, but she might be the
Speaker 2: best of a bad bash.
Speaker 1: That is so savage, man.
Speaker 2: But I've told you I'm not attracted to many of
Speaker 2: the girls on this season. They're not my type. I've
Speaker 2: said that.
Speaker 1: I mean that's how you feel. Yeah, side No, I
Speaker 1: actually loved Ronnie on the date with Emily. He spoke
Speaker 1: a bit of Spanish.
Speaker 2: Spanish is the most sexy language.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he even said to her in Spanish, come
Speaker 1: a little closer, because from this distance we achieved nothing,
Speaker 1: which I thought was very hot and steamy from him.
Speaker 2: If a guy said that to you on a day, Anna,
Speaker 2: that ticke alot of your boxes.
Speaker 1: I think if he said it in Spanish, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: that's hot.
Speaker 2: He could have really said anything in Spanish, could have
Speaker 2: been you would have been like, your knees would have
Speaker 2: been quaking.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, he could have said anything, and I
Speaker 1: would have had and I would have had no idea
Speaker 1: since I don't speak Spanish. Okay, let's talk about the
Speaker 1: game that Okay.
Speaker 2: So the game was called the Perfect Pair, where they
Speaker 2: had to write on a chalkboard and answer the questions
Speaker 2: and get him right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it was testing how well they knew each other,
Speaker 1: which is.
Speaker 2: A bit brave to have after a week of knowing
Speaker 2: each other. Yeah, it's quite quick.
Speaker 1: For that game. But I mean, we were about it
Speaker 1: and we saw Jess say that Ryan is the hottest
Speaker 1: after her partner. Now, as a viewer, after watching the episode,
Speaker 1: we were expecting it to be Aaron, since she just
Speaker 1: had this conversation with Aaron saying that she was open
Speaker 1: to getting to know him, and then she dropped to
Speaker 1: Bob and Us saying she thought Ryan was the hottest.
Speaker 2: I'm really confused, like I don't Yeah, she I think
Speaker 2: I'm as cub used as she is.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I mean, look, I love Jess. I
Speaker 1: just think that she just genuinely just hasn't found someone
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 2: That she likes. And well, hopefully for her sake, someone
Speaker 2: comes in.
Speaker 1: I think what's going to happen is we're going to
Speaker 1: see a new guy come in or there's gonna be
Speaker 1: a Cassa a Moore, and Jess will find the.
Speaker 2: Guy that she's keen to date.
Speaker 1: Also, something else that was notable that we got from
Speaker 1: the game. Emily said that Ryan, Taku, and Mitch were
Speaker 1: her top choices in Guys.
Speaker 2: So I guess the next episode we're going to see
Speaker 2: her really go for them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I mean the episode ended with Emily talking
Speaker 1: to Mitch and we see her in the beach huts
Speaker 1: saying I'm here, baby, turn your head. So she's definitely
Speaker 1: made a splash in this episode, and I'm excited to
Speaker 1: see what's coming on the next few episodes.
Speaker 2: All in all, it was a massive episode, But before
Speaker 2: we go, I want to give Tina a quick shout
Speaker 2: out Anna. Yeah, she did mention our podcast. She said,
Speaker 2: where's Jess's head at? So she got there. It's the
Speaker 2: closest we've been yet. Yeah, we're about it, about it.
Speaker 1: Anyone who says where's your head out there get a
Speaker 1: shout out on our podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you for coming. All right, so we'll catch you
Speaker 2: from the next one.
Speaker 1: Bye, guys.