WEBVTT - Crow Josh Rachele Reveals Why Cops Were Called To His House This Week 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:11.039 We got gety morning every Dayay, gentlemen, Adelaide, John, surely 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:14.080 you jelly you're on a bellie flying through the belly 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:15.760 sne mearly they. 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:18.759 Please welcome to the show, Joshu Shelley show. 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:23.160 Okay, we'll get to footy in just a moment. 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:26.680 Maybe we will, maybe we won't, because we need. 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:28.680 To get to the bottom of what happened at your 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:30.800 house this week and the cops are involved. 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:32.159 The cops are involved. 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:34.840 Yes, there was a few cars going up and down 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:37.479 Ash Street, a few neighbors outside. 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:38.080 Looking what's going on? 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:38.960 Yeah, what happened. 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:43.320 So it started with it's probably about ten ten, eleven 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:46.960 o'clock at night and Luke randomly got this text on 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:49.519 his phone that said, oh, hey mate, you did such 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:52.480 a good job on the weekend. Just picked up the boat. 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:55.760 Thanks for thanks for giving me the boat. So Luke's 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:57.640 got a boat at the front of our house at 0:00:57.640 --> 0:01:00.280 the moment. We're working out to store in where house, 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:04.399 so it's just at the front and he's like he 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:06.560 looks down, He's like, this is I don't think I've 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:09.840 sold the boat because his dad and goes, dad, have 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:10.440 you saw the boat? 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:11.840 And he's like, nah, no, I don't know what you're 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:12.280 talking about. 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:16.960 So he runs outside quickly, pretty much just in his jocks, 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:23.200 nothing on, and the boat's missing. 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:23.440 And he's really rated. 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:26.640 Runs upstairs to me because I'm trying to organize the 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:28.920 warehouse for him to put his boat into it, and 0:01:28.920 --> 0:01:30.120 he goes, Josh, did you get the guy to come 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:32.720 picked up? I go, oh, no, I don't think so, 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:37.360 but I'll give a text anyway calling up no. And 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:40.040 then next minute we're all outside just pretty much just 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:44.800 like in our jocks, looking at what's going on, and 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:47.640 a cop car comes past up and down our street 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:49.800 a couple of times, and then he goes right to 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:51.080 the end of the street and the. 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:53.800 Signs go on and off, and we're like, what's going on? 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:56.800 And then then they drive past with the windows down 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:59.640 and laugh and their heads off and go are you 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:00.559 guys in a boat? 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:03.800 They're like yeah, and they're like oh okay, and they went. 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:06.360 They're being so weirdly blunt. They didn't give us any details. 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:09.760 Do you know where it's gone? They're like, yeah, there's 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:11.480 a car that took her down the road. And we're like, 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:13.480 do you know who the car is? Yeah, it's miss 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:16.040 Abishi and we're like, do you know who the people are? 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:18.679 And they're like, yeah, there was these two Irish boys. 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:19.640 I was keen. 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:25.680 It was keen and car right. They put the boat 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:28.560 at the end of our street and then parked their car, 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:31.200 hid in the car while the cops came past and 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.959 put their backs but the car. The cops went put 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:36.680 their signs under see who's in the car because their 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:38.640 neighbors across the road have called the cops and saw 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:39.480 them into that. 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:41.040 So then they had to explain what was going on, 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:42.799 just a prank. 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:46.120 And then they drove up and down our street multiple 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:49.400 times with they couldn't see anyone in the car, and 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:51.240 then parked right at the front and come out with 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:52.560 both of their girlfriends as well. 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:53.560 They were in the prank too. 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:56.880 Oh my gosh, this is a will So is it 0:02:56.919 --> 0:02:58.800 a prank? It is a prank that's technically gone wrong. 0:02:58.960 --> 0:03:01.360 But then the cops at sports I've jumped on board. 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:04.040 They've jumped on board, and yeah, so. 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:05.560 It was just so the cops were in on it, 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:06.040 were they. 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:06.880 Yeah, they were in on it. 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:08.040 That's amazing. 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:09.960 So they were just and they just laughed and drove off. 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:11.320 They didn't really give us any. 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:13.160 Details Irish pranks? 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:13.760 Wow? 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:16.480 Is that a stock standard from Marque? 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:17.680 That's pretty stock standard. 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:17.919 Yeah. 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:19.400 As soon as the day one he got to the 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:21.120 club here because he had no one's phone, numbing out 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:23.320 his Irish phone, he was texting everyone on it and 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:26.280 pretending that you he was stalkers that would come to 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:29.040 our house. He'd leave the eggs and notes under our 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:31.120 matt and just crazy guy here. 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:34.400 You footy club ranks, they're just next level, aren't They? 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:37.880 Got to stay sharp, stay sharp footy pranks? So one thing, 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:41.600 but what about football finans? Feedback? Chosh from your TikTok 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:45.040 dancing on at Jodie and hazy Charlie x X. 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:46.360 Yeah, I thought it was okay. 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:48.320 I've got a few views I looked back on yeah 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:51.040 something Yeah thirty three. 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:53.600 Now Josh is pretty happy with that. 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:54.720 Worth it? 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:56.960 Yeah, he cares up. 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:58.840 Did you get any finds for that? 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:01.760 Did you get coup one hundred? The boys weren't too 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:03.800 happy with it. They showed it multiple times and it 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:05.880 was a pretty cringe to watch. Yeah. 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:09.240 And so also you've got form on this front, because 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:10.880 you did tell us that you've been practicing in your 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:12.000 hotel room. At Melbourne. 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:14.600 Yes I did. And that video got leaked as well, 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:15.080 which was. 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:18.039 So what about it? Just picture like, I don't know, 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:21.239 Jordan Dawson, Taylor Walker getting in the zone, probably studying 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:27.719 fusion for the opposition, Josh was Sheerley, TikTok dancers just 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:28.560 preven for a game. 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:29.920 Wow, that's amazing. 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:33.080 Can we quen ask how much money do you find? 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:36.080 I think it was a few. I think I can't 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:37.719 just remember who it was, like three four hundred dollars, 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:38.400 Oh my god. 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:41.039 Yeah, Well, and where does that money go? 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:46.239 It goes towards our end of day, mad Monday. There's 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:48.480 a lot. There's a few thousands in there. So, as 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:50.040 I was mentioned before, I don't know where the rest 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:53.360 of the money is going because alcohol a few slabs 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:53.920 is at that much? 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:55.640 No, no, So who collects the money? 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:58.760 Kieran Strawn's our guy who's on the fine, so I 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:00.720 reckon it's going straight into his pocket. 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:02.760 The rest of right, it sounds like it. 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:05.440 Gosh, you could have a nice little at the Hilton. 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:07.640 By the sounds of that price. 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.240 You've come in with a little black eye. Not as 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:11.160 bad as. 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:15.880 Texan though, No, Taylor, it was I didn't really on 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:17.839 the game. I thought he I got real scaled. I 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:20.520 thought he's old. He's done something to his legs. He's 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:21.720 on the ground and around. 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:25.240 Yeah, mine, ghost Jes is so old. 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:28.359 Did I hear as well that he was getting feedback 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:30.120 from some of his teammates that he was doing a 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:31.080 ray gun impersonation. 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:38.880 That was funny movement, that's amazing. But he's going to 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:40.520 be all right. It's not a rustlane situation. 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:43.440 Now, he go quick, little laser surgery showed up to 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:46.159 the game. But he should be fun next week, depending 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:47.320 how his old legs are. 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:51.080 Here you go, big game, of course, the showdown. Do 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:53.320 you love showdowns more than any other game? But let's 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:55.560 let's be honest and don't set you up to say 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:57.040 one week at a time, all that kind of stuff. 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:59.880 But given you're not playing finals, how important is this game? 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:00.560 How big is it? 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:03.680 Well, considering most of our lists haven't played finals yet, 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:06.080 that's kind of like the only finals game that we 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:09.240 really get once a year, big forty fifty thousand crowd. 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:11.720 But I do love playing it, and I do love 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:12.960 playing in their way once the most. 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:15.200 Yeah, yeah, right, what sort of feedback do you get? 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:18.159 You can just hear all the court fans with their 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:22.920 no teeth in the background. 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:23.719 That's all that. 0:06:26.680 --> 0:06:27.279 Will come back. 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:28.039 That is nice. 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:30.040 Hey Josh, very quickly before we let you go, we 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:32.080 spoke during the week with a couple of girls here 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:34.920 who are in the house market, and a survey has 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:37.200 come back and said that most people would for go 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:40.960 sex in order to have the money for a deposit 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:41.479 on a house. 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:43.400 You don't have a house here? 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:45.920 Do I do house? Right? 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:48.360 Did you have to forgo that in order to get 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:48.760 your house? 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:50.960 Not necessarily? 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:55.240 Okay, Josh? One of those youngsters who can old girl, 0:06:55.279 --> 0:07:03.200 passo it and do both. Josh. We appreciate you each 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:05.240 and every week when we chat with you. Good luck 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:07.960 this weekend, and stay beautiful. 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:09.119 And just keep an eye on your boats. 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:14.840 You guys, keep an eye on Martine exactly the best. 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:16.960 You want to talk about cows? 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:23.200 Yes, please, let's jump into this. There he is. When 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:26.320 you think chocolate milk, your immediate thoughts, where does chocolate 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:27.520 milk come from? 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:34.720 Well, sugar and coloring and flavors? Correct into what into milk? 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:35.280 Into your stock? 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:37.520 Standardby didn't feel like I had to say into milk 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:39.520 because that was very captain obvious. 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:41.520 So don't you think it's It's super captain obvious, isn't it. 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:45.240 How about this for a really alarming statistic from the 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:48.520 country which is regarded as the leaders of the free world. Yes, 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:52.680 Serve has revealed from the Innovation Center for the US 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:55.840 that around seven percent of American adults think that chocolate 0:07:55.840 --> 0:08:01.960 milk comes from brown cows. Well, it makes sense because 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:05.080 they're brown, and so the milk would come out all 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:08.640 brown and it would taste all chocolate. Isn't that right? Oh? 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:12.679 Here it is this milk and a brown cow. Seven percent. 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:19.160 That means twenty three million Americans twenty three Oh my god, 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:22.720 comes from brown crash god? 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:24.920 Oh my support? 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:28.680 Is it all starting to make sense? Far out? 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:31.240 So there you go. What else are you going to 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:36.560 tell us that they actually landed on the moon? What 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:42.120 else that COVID is real? What else have you got? 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:44.240 That the Earth isn't round? 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:48.320 It's flat, you guys, flat, isn't it? What else are 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:52.000 they going to tell us that there's not two Milania trumps? 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:52.120 No? 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:55.480 Is there two millennias? Is that a theory? 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:57.960 Is it? There's a theory that there is a fake millennia? 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:01.640 And I'm going to take that step further, there's a 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:04.360 fake Millennia in the waiting who looks exactly like the 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:07.400 real Millennia, who they roll out when Donald and Millania 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:10.319 have had an argument, really and Millenia doesn't want to 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:12.480 face the world and she doesn't want to walk out 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:16.800 of you know, Air Force one or whatever that's They're like, oh, 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:19.400 Millennia is having a day, roll out the fake. 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:21.320 One, Yeah, wow, Yeah, what's sort of milk the sheep, 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:28.080 Because what I've always seen with Millennia's milk is if 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:32.560 it's brown, do not drink it down. Welcome to news 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:36.520 reader Abby, who brings such a plethora of hot gossip. 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:41.520 What's good morning, what's open? 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:41.760 Now? 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:46.000 Who knows my life today? At the moment, I came 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:49.840 across this and thought it would be interesting to have 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:53.679 a chat about it. So basically, a guy is has 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:56.679 a wife and she's pregnant. She's pregnant with twins, and 0:09:56.720 --> 0:10:00.439 he has gone and he has bitched to his friends 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:03.840 and said, I get that she's pregnant, but she wants 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:06.280 to be pampered all the time, and this is ridiculous. 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:09.520 Why am I doing so much? Essentially is what he's saying. 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:12.280 Can I say stupid, stupid man. 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:15.760 My mother used to say and all the time and 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:18.920 still says it. Abby men are stupid. And you know 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:21.120 what one disagreed if no. 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:23.400 One disagreed, I agree. 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:27.959 When Kara was pregnant, you were coming in here and 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:35.000 bitching about her. So the dad he ran to too. 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:38.320 His friends basically said, you know he is. He's upset 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:41.400 because she basically wants to be pampered constantly. When it 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:43.680 goes into the story, though there's nothing about pampering. 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:44.520 It's about she. 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:46.200 Wants me to run to the post office, she wants 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:47.720 me to go and do the food shopping, all that 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:50.319 sort of thing. And he goes, I think she should 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:52.760 still be able to do that despite because she's. 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:55.520 Not that far along. But she's having twins, Okay, So 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:59.080 basically he needs to stop being an adult baby pulled 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:01.880 on his big boys and just go and do this. 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:05.240 One of his other issues is she's only four months pregnant, 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:07.400 but she's obviously having twins. But he's had to also 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:10.160 help with looking after the grandmother because she's not well. 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:12.240 Okay, well, welcome to life. 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:14.560 And he's working full time and he just thinks that 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:17.680 all of this is really unfair she's pregnant and he's 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:19.560 got to do all the heavy lifting and it's not fair. 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:21.800 Can I just go on the bath room just a second? 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:24.080 Go on there? 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:28.800 There's no possible Well, mate, if you're so upset about it, 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:31.880 why do you put a couple of babies in it? 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:32.680 It's disgusting? 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:36.679 Well, can't have it both ways. I'm sure that was fun, 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:38.400 but now there are consequences. 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:41.000 I do I do wonder. I mean, obviously I haven't 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:43.439 had children, but I do wonder. Are there do men 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:46.280 think this? Like as women get you know, yes, okay, 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:48.480 you're pregnant. It's sucking the life out of you. 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:49.640 But do men. 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:52.280 Actually think this deep down? Do they go, you know what, 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:53.600 why can't you go and hang the washing? 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:55.240 Yes? Why can't? So? 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:56.800 If you're a man and you want to never have 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:58.760 sex again with your wife, tell us about it. 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:04.000 Also, if you're a woman gives on thirteen twenty four ten, 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:05.640 are you pregnant and you're milking the. 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:07.800 Crap out of it? I love to hear from you 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:08.240 as well. 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:08.719 You know what. 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:12.000 A friend of mine and she's just had her first baby, 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:14.080 and I went around to see her on the last 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:16.080 weekend and her husband he's got leave. 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:18.640 He's in with the police and he's got leave. 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:20.640 And she I said, how's it all going, And oh, yeah, 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:23.280 he's been really good. He made scones the other day, 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:27.000 he made muffins. He's been baking, and I wait, you 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:27.640 know what this is? 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:30.479 But I wait, you know what. It shouldn't be celebrated 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:32.200 at the sense of like, oh my god, look at this, 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:34.920 like that's just that's what he should be doing. He 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:37.079 should be looking after them, he should be baking. He's 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:38.280 got time off than you. 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:40.720 I don't know how to boil water, make a stock. 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:44.280 I'd love to see you bake. In fact, I would 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:46.360 love to put an apron on you and see you 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:48.760 whip up some strawberry ricotta muffins. 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:54.200 I'd put myself in the oven accidentally outside sunny. 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:57.920 You'd eat the cake better before we even got in there. 0:12:58.320 --> 0:12:59.800 Andrews stuck in the oven again. 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:01.439 I think your calls for this does that you're ready 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:05.079 men suck men, suck men' suck. 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:09.800 I'm going to say something really controversial, and I'm so 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:13.440 open to feedback on thirteen twenty four ten, but the 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:19.959 feedback to me is that millennials cannot work five days straight. 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:26.360 Wow, Okay, I said it. It's out there. Now, it's 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:28.400 out there. Absorb that, ladies and gentlemen. 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:32.640 I'm just I am speaking on behalf of the plethora 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:36.720 of employee ers, and I always get employers and employees mixed. 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:40.240 Upffoys, big difference, broad bought employees. 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:45.600 Employers shut up who say they simply cannot find stuff. 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:49.320 They cannot find young kids who are willing to do 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:50.560 a full five days work. 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:52.400 When I was young, when I was coming through so 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:55.040 here we go, I was working twenty six hours a day. 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:58.760 They said it was impossible. Found an extra two. 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:02.440 That's that farm methic coming out? 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:05.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, and fifteen miles of school every morning, 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:07.800 stepping on the cow patties, kept my feet when all 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:08.320 that sort of stuff. 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:12.560 Yeah, anyway, So I sort of based this loosely on 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:15.600 a conversation I had with a girlfriend of mine who 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:20.280 runs a fairly big company, and she was telling me 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:25.480 how one of the young employees in her twenties just disappeared, 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:30.000 disappeared from work during the day, and so she has 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:34.040 wrung her and said, hey, where have you gone? 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:35.040 You're coming back. 0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:39.720 She was like, I'm cooking a roast because my boyfriend's 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:43.640 parents are coming over, and the boss was like, okay, 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:47.560 so when are you coming back? Because it was one 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:50.760 o'clock in the afternoon, and she's like, well, I'm not 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:53.320 the roast chicken's going to spoil in the car. 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:58.640 It's forward thinking there, So I like that. 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:02.440 But what universe can you think back to when you 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:04.720 started work if you just left the office at one 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:07.720 o'clock and went sorry, not coming back cooking a roast 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:09.320 for my boyfriend's parents tonight. 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:09.680 Yeah. 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:13.200 I got fired from several jobs, did you surprises no one? 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.360 Vintrality and sort of tardiness and all that sorts of 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:18.400 things brutal back then. But I just think that what 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:20.400 I did when I was sort of eighteen nineteen to 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:22.560 get myself fired and you could definitely get away with now. 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:25.520 Yeah. Absolutely, I think it's harder to fire people like you. 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:28.440 Hear stories about young kids that take days off for 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:31.000 their boyfriend's birthday. 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:33.920 What yeah? Or pet deaths that was never a thing 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:36.520 morning a pet death. And don't get me wrong, no 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:39.840 one loved my dog more than me. But the idea 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:42.720 that you'd take a day off to morn like an animal, 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:45.280 I don't want to sound cold hearted. But that wasn't 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:46.200 the thing back in the day. 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:48.680 It's not the intention to sound cold hearted. And yet 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:52.040 here we are, and you're right, and no one, no 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:54.920 one loved your dog more than you. No one loved 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:58.160 that incontinent little much more than I know. It's on. 0:15:58.280 --> 0:16:01.160 Look at her, she's up in heaven right now. This'ff God. 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:04.760 Actually probably pizzing on God. 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:10.880 Definitely pissing on God. Jeez, is Jodi wrong? Millennials, give 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:11.360 us a call. 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:13.960 Well, come and avenge yourself. I'm more than happy to 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:16.560 hear it. If you've got a strong work ethic and 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:18.960 you believe that you can work more than eight hours 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:20.240 a day, I love to hear from you. 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:22.000 All right, give us call thirteen and twenty fourteen. I 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:23.880 know exactly what's happening right now. That that's it. I'm 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:26.200 going to call these clowns in uh con. 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:30.960 Wrong. 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:42.880 I have established this that are in this space. I 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:48.120 am firmly Sydney's pool all through the bed, just completely soil, 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:49.560 will you? 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:52.560 Though you came out hard, you are rising rapidly. 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:54.000 Well that makes me who. 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:55.800 Well you were the bulldogs, but then they got spanked 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:56.480 on the weekend by. 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:57.960 The cost so who am I? 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:00.880 Oh geez, you're coming home strong? May your por allaie. 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:03.640 This is a nasty second on the ladder, but in 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:04.480 some good form. 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:06.840 That works well for this week, doesn't it. Yes, because 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:10.119 the theme is showdown colors. 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:13.359 Showing colors? Now, can you explain because sometimes it can 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:15.720 be a little bit long winded the themes. 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:18.399 What's absolutely not and I try to explain this in 0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:20.720 the meeting. It's very very very simple. 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:22.280 Poored. 0:17:22.280 --> 0:17:24.200 Adelaide are black, white, and teal. 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:26.480 Oh you're going to rattle off your favorite teal. 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:30.600 Song, mate, So that was my assignment to find a 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:34.919 song related to that. The Adelaide Crows are blue, red, blue, 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:35.479 and yellow. 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:42.720 This is what's really frustrating is I know, I knew 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:44.119 you were going to do it just to annoy me, 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:45.040 and I still reacted. 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:46.080 Does it matter? 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:47.560 What matters? 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:51.879 It matters the order that you do certain things at 0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:53.280 the club because it's like a style guide. 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:56.879 But also it is gold, so red, blue and gold. Correct. 0:17:56.960 --> 0:18:00.159 Okay, Okay, Emily, you need to calm down. I mean, 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:02.760 we don't say that. We don't say that's pregnant women. 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:06.640 Look, you should know if you're fine, it's not even 0:18:06.680 --> 0:18:07.680 that hard to be pregnant. 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:13.879 Is that right? All right? Can you go first? Totes? 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:16.679 I certainly in the spirit of your poor adelaide ye, okay, 0:18:16.720 --> 0:18:17.479 what have you got for us? 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:22.240 I was thinking about, you know, songs with till there's 0:18:22.280 --> 0:18:25.600