Speaker 1: We got gety morning every Dayay, gentlemen, Adelaide, John, surely
Speaker 1: you jelly you're on a bellie flying through the belly
Speaker 1: sne mearly they.
Speaker 2: Please welcome to the show, Joshu Shelley show.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll get to footy in just a moment.
Speaker 4: Maybe we will, maybe we won't, because we need.
Speaker 3: To get to the bottom of what happened at your
Speaker 3: house this week and the cops are involved.
Speaker 5: The cops are involved.
Speaker 6: Yes, there was a few cars going up and down
Speaker 6: Ash Street, a few neighbors outside.
Speaker 5: Looking what's going on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened.
Speaker 6: So it started with it's probably about ten ten, eleven
Speaker 6: o'clock at night and Luke randomly got this text on
Speaker 6: his phone that said, oh, hey mate, you did such
Speaker 6: a good job on the weekend. Just picked up the boat.
Speaker 6: Thanks for thanks for giving me the boat. So Luke's
Speaker 6: got a boat at the front of our house at
Speaker 6: the moment. We're working out to store in where house,
Speaker 6: so it's just at the front and he's like he
Speaker 6: looks down, He's like, this is I don't think I've
Speaker 6: sold the boat because his dad and goes, dad, have
Speaker 6: you saw the boat?
Speaker 5: And he's like, nah, no, I don't know what you're
Speaker 5: talking about.
Speaker 6: So he runs outside quickly, pretty much just in his jocks,
Speaker 6: nothing on, and the boat's missing.
Speaker 5: And he's really rated.
Speaker 6: Runs upstairs to me because I'm trying to organize the
Speaker 6: warehouse for him to put his boat into it, and
Speaker 6: he goes, Josh, did you get the guy to come
Speaker 6: picked up? I go, oh, no, I don't think so,
Speaker 6: but I'll give a text anyway calling up no. And
Speaker 6: then next minute we're all outside just pretty much just
Speaker 6: like in our jocks, looking at what's going on, and
Speaker 6: a cop car comes past up and down our street
Speaker 6: a couple of times, and then he goes right to
Speaker 6: the end of the street and the.
Speaker 5: Signs go on and off, and we're like, what's going on?
Speaker 6: And then then they drive past with the windows down
Speaker 6: and laugh and their heads off and go are you
Speaker 6: guys in a boat?
Speaker 5: They're like yeah, and they're like oh okay, and they went.
Speaker 6: They're being so weirdly blunt. They didn't give us any details.
Speaker 6: Do you know where it's gone? They're like, yeah, there's
Speaker 6: a car that took her down the road. And we're like,
Speaker 6: do you know who the car is? Yeah, it's miss
Speaker 6: Abishi and we're like, do you know who the people are?
Speaker 6: And they're like, yeah, there was these two Irish boys.
Speaker 2: I was keen.
Speaker 6: It was keen and car right. They put the boat
Speaker 6: at the end of our street and then parked their car,
Speaker 6: hid in the car while the cops came past and
Speaker 6: put their backs but the car. The cops went put
Speaker 6: their signs under see who's in the car because their
Speaker 6: neighbors across the road have called the cops and saw
Speaker 6: them into that.
Speaker 2: So then they had to explain what was going on,
Speaker 2: just a prank.
Speaker 6: And then they drove up and down our street multiple
Speaker 6: times with they couldn't see anyone in the car, and
Speaker 6: then parked right at the front and come out with
Speaker 6: both of their girlfriends as well.
Speaker 5: They were in the prank too.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, this is a will So is it
Speaker 2: a prank? It is a prank that's technically gone wrong.
Speaker 2: But then the cops at sports I've jumped on board.
Speaker 5: They've jumped on board, and yeah, so.
Speaker 3: It was just so the cops were in on it,
Speaker 3: were they.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they were in on it.
Speaker 3: That's amazing.
Speaker 5: So they were just and they just laughed and drove off.
Speaker 6: They didn't really give us any.
Speaker 2: Details Irish pranks?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Is that a stock standard from Marque?
Speaker 5: That's pretty stock standard.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: As soon as the day one he got to the
Speaker 6: club here because he had no one's phone, numbing out
Speaker 6: his Irish phone, he was texting everyone on it and
Speaker 6: pretending that you he was stalkers that would come to
Speaker 6: our house. He'd leave the eggs and notes under our
Speaker 6: matt and just crazy guy here.
Speaker 3: You footy club ranks, they're just next level, aren't They?
Speaker 2: Got to stay sharp, stay sharp footy pranks? So one thing,
Speaker 2: but what about football finans? Feedback? Chosh from your TikTok
Speaker 2: dancing on at Jodie and hazy Charlie x X.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought it was okay.
Speaker 6: I've got a few views I looked back on yeah
Speaker 6: something Yeah thirty three.
Speaker 4: Now Josh is pretty happy with that.
Speaker 2: Worth it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he cares up.
Speaker 2: Did you get any finds for that?
Speaker 6: Did you get coup one hundred? The boys weren't too
Speaker 6: happy with it. They showed it multiple times and it
Speaker 6: was a pretty cringe to watch. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And so also you've got form on this front, because
Speaker 3: you did tell us that you've been practicing in your
Speaker 3: hotel room. At Melbourne.
Speaker 6: Yes I did. And that video got leaked as well,
Speaker 6: which was.
Speaker 2: So what about it? Just picture like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: Jordan Dawson, Taylor Walker getting in the zone, probably studying
Speaker 2: fusion for the opposition, Josh was Sheerley, TikTok dancers just
Speaker 2: preven for a game.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: Can we quen ask how much money do you find?
Speaker 5: I think it was a few. I think I can't
Speaker 5: just remember who it was, like three four hundred dollars,
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, and where does that money go?
Speaker 6: It goes towards our end of day, mad Monday. There's
Speaker 6: a lot. There's a few thousands in there. So, as
Speaker 6: I was mentioned before, I don't know where the rest
Speaker 6: of the money is going because alcohol a few slabs
Speaker 6: is at that much?
Speaker 3: No, no, So who collects the money?
Speaker 6: Kieran Strawn's our guy who's on the fine, so I
Speaker 6: reckon it's going straight into his pocket.
Speaker 3: The rest of right, it sounds like it.
Speaker 2: Gosh, you could have a nice little at the Hilton.
Speaker 2: By the sounds of that price.
Speaker 3: You've come in with a little black eye. Not as
Speaker 3: bad as.
Speaker 6: Texan though, No, Taylor, it was I didn't really on
Speaker 6: the game. I thought he I got real scaled. I
Speaker 6: thought he's old. He's done something to his legs. He's
Speaker 6: on the ground and around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mine, ghost Jes is so old.
Speaker 2: Did I hear as well that he was getting feedback
Speaker 2: from some of his teammates that he was doing a
Speaker 2: ray gun impersonation.
Speaker 3: That was funny movement, that's amazing. But he's going to
Speaker 3: be all right. It's not a rustlane situation.
Speaker 6: Now, he go quick, little laser surgery showed up to
Speaker 6: the game. But he should be fun next week, depending
Speaker 6: how his old legs are.
Speaker 2: Here you go, big game, of course, the showdown. Do
Speaker 2: you love showdowns more than any other game? But let's
Speaker 2: let's be honest and don't set you up to say
Speaker 2: one week at a time, all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: But given you're not playing finals, how important is this game?
Speaker 2: How big is it?
Speaker 6: Well, considering most of our lists haven't played finals yet,
Speaker 6: that's kind of like the only finals game that we
Speaker 6: really get once a year, big forty fifty thousand crowd.
Speaker 6: But I do love playing it, and I do love
Speaker 6: playing in their way once the most.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, what sort of feedback do you get?
Speaker 6: You can just hear all the court fans with their
Speaker 6: no teeth in the background.
Speaker 2: That's all that.
Speaker 4: Will come back.
Speaker 2: That is nice.
Speaker 3: Hey Josh, very quickly before we let you go, we
Speaker 3: spoke during the week with a couple of girls here
Speaker 3: who are in the house market, and a survey has
Speaker 3: come back and said that most people would for go
Speaker 3: sex in order to have the money for a deposit
Speaker 3: on a house.
Speaker 4: You don't have a house here?
Speaker 2: Do I do house? Right?
Speaker 4: Did you have to forgo that in order to get
Speaker 4: your house?
Speaker 5: Not necessarily?
Speaker 2: Okay, Josh? One of those youngsters who can old girl,
Speaker 2: passo it and do both. Josh. We appreciate you each
Speaker 2: and every week when we chat with you. Good luck
Speaker 2: this weekend, and stay beautiful.
Speaker 3: And just keep an eye on your boats.
Speaker 2: You guys, keep an eye on Martine exactly the best.
Speaker 3: You want to talk about cows?
Speaker 2: Yes, please, let's jump into this. There he is. When
Speaker 2: you think chocolate milk, your immediate thoughts, where does chocolate
Speaker 2: milk come from?
Speaker 3: Well, sugar and coloring and flavors? Correct into what into milk?
Speaker 2: Into your stock?
Speaker 3: Standardby didn't feel like I had to say into milk
Speaker 3: because that was very captain obvious.
Speaker 2: So don't you think it's It's super captain obvious, isn't it.
Speaker 2: How about this for a really alarming statistic from the
Speaker 2: country which is regarded as the leaders of the free world. Yes,
Speaker 2: Serve has revealed from the Innovation Center for the US
Speaker 2: that around seven percent of American adults think that chocolate
Speaker 2: milk comes from brown cows. Well, it makes sense because
Speaker 2: they're brown, and so the milk would come out all
Speaker 2: brown and it would taste all chocolate. Isn't that right? Oh?
Speaker 2: Here it is this milk and a brown cow. Seven percent.
Speaker 2: That means twenty three million Americans twenty three Oh my god,
Speaker 2: comes from brown crash god?
Speaker 3: Oh my support?
Speaker 4: Is it all starting to make sense? Far out?
Speaker 2: So there you go. What else are you going to
Speaker 2: tell us that they actually landed on the moon? What
Speaker 2: else that COVID is real? What else have you got?
Speaker 2: That the Earth isn't round?
Speaker 3: It's flat, you guys, flat, isn't it? What else are
Speaker 3: they going to tell us that there's not two Milania trumps?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: Is there two millennias? Is that a theory?
Speaker 3: Is it? There's a theory that there is a fake millennia?
Speaker 3: And I'm going to take that step further, there's a
Speaker 3: fake Millennia in the waiting who looks exactly like the
Speaker 3: real Millennia, who they roll out when Donald and Millania
Speaker 3: have had an argument, really and Millenia doesn't want to
Speaker 3: face the world and she doesn't want to walk out
Speaker 3: of you know, Air Force one or whatever that's They're like, oh,
Speaker 3: Millennia is having a day, roll out the fake.
Speaker 2: One, Yeah, wow, Yeah, what's sort of milk the sheep,
Speaker 2: Because what I've always seen with Millennia's milk is if
Speaker 2: it's brown, do not drink it down. Welcome to news
Speaker 2: reader Abby, who brings such a plethora of hot gossip.
Speaker 4: What's good morning, what's open?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 8: Who knows my life today? At the moment, I came
Speaker 8: across this and thought it would be interesting to have
Speaker 8: a chat about it. So basically, a guy is has
Speaker 8: a wife and she's pregnant. She's pregnant with twins, and
Speaker 8: he has gone and he has bitched to his friends
Speaker 8: and said, I get that she's pregnant, but she wants
Speaker 8: to be pampered all the time, and this is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Why am I doing so much? Essentially is what he's saying.
Speaker 2: Can I say stupid, stupid man.
Speaker 8: My mother used to say and all the time and
Speaker 8: still says it. Abby men are stupid. And you know
Speaker 8: what one disagreed if no.
Speaker 2: One disagreed, I agree.
Speaker 3: When Kara was pregnant, you were coming in here and
Speaker 3: bitching about her. So the dad he ran to too.
Speaker 8: His friends basically said, you know he is. He's upset
Speaker 8: because she basically wants to be pampered constantly. When it
Speaker 8: goes into the story, though there's nothing about pampering.
Speaker 3: It's about she.
Speaker 8: Wants me to run to the post office, she wants
Speaker 8: me to go and do the food shopping, all that
Speaker 8: sort of thing. And he goes, I think she should
Speaker 8: still be able to do that despite because she's.
Speaker 3: Not that far along. But she's having twins, Okay, So
Speaker 3: basically he needs to stop being an adult baby pulled
Speaker 3: on his big boys and just go and do this.
Speaker 8: One of his other issues is she's only four months pregnant,
Speaker 8: but she's obviously having twins. But he's had to also
Speaker 8: help with looking after the grandmother because she's not well.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, welcome to life.
Speaker 8: And he's working full time and he just thinks that
Speaker 8: all of this is really unfair she's pregnant and he's
Speaker 8: got to do all the heavy lifting and it's not fair.
Speaker 2: Can I just go on the bath room just a second?
Speaker 4: Go on there?
Speaker 2: There's no possible Well, mate, if you're so upset about it,
Speaker 2: why do you put a couple of babies in it?
Speaker 3: It's disgusting?
Speaker 2: Well, can't have it both ways. I'm sure that was fun,
Speaker 2: but now there are consequences.
Speaker 8: I do I do wonder. I mean, obviously I haven't
Speaker 8: had children, but I do wonder. Are there do men
Speaker 8: think this? Like as women get you know, yes, okay,
Speaker 8: you're pregnant. It's sucking the life out of you.
Speaker 3: But do men.
Speaker 8: Actually think this deep down? Do they go, you know what,
Speaker 8: why can't you go and hang the washing?
Speaker 3: Yes? Why can't? So?
Speaker 2: If you're a man and you want to never have
Speaker 2: sex again with your wife, tell us about it.
Speaker 3: Also, if you're a woman gives on thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 3: are you pregnant and you're milking the.
Speaker 4: Crap out of it? I love to hear from you
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 8: A friend of mine and she's just had her first baby,
Speaker 8: and I went around to see her on the last
Speaker 8: weekend and her husband he's got leave.
Speaker 3: He's in with the police and he's got leave.
Speaker 8: And she I said, how's it all going, And oh, yeah,
Speaker 8: he's been really good. He made scones the other day,
Speaker 8: he made muffins. He's been baking, and I wait, you
Speaker 8: know what this is?
Speaker 3: But I wait, you know what. It shouldn't be celebrated
Speaker 3: at the sense of like, oh my god, look at this,
Speaker 3: like that's just that's what he should be doing. He
Speaker 3: should be looking after them, he should be baking. He's
Speaker 3: got time off than you.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to boil water, make a stock.
Speaker 3: I'd love to see you bake. In fact, I would
Speaker 3: love to put an apron on you and see you
Speaker 3: whip up some strawberry ricotta muffins.
Speaker 2: I'd put myself in the oven accidentally outside sunny.
Speaker 8: You'd eat the cake better before we even got in there.
Speaker 4: Andrews stuck in the oven again.
Speaker 2: I think your calls for this does that you're ready
Speaker 2: men suck men, suck men' suck.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say something really controversial, and I'm so
Speaker 3: open to feedback on thirteen twenty four ten, but the
Speaker 3: feedback to me is that millennials cannot work five days straight.
Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, I said it. It's out there. Now, it's
Speaker 2: out there. Absorb that, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3: I'm just I am speaking on behalf of the plethora
Speaker 3: of employee ers, and I always get employers and employees mixed.
Speaker 2: Upffoys, big difference, broad bought employees.
Speaker 3: Employers shut up who say they simply cannot find stuff.
Speaker 3: They cannot find young kids who are willing to do
Speaker 3: a full five days work.
Speaker 2: When I was young, when I was coming through so
Speaker 2: here we go, I was working twenty six hours a day.
Speaker 2: They said it was impossible. Found an extra two.
Speaker 3: That's that farm methic coming out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and fifteen miles of school every morning,
Speaker 2: stepping on the cow patties, kept my feet when all
Speaker 2: that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, So I sort of based this loosely on
Speaker 3: a conversation I had with a girlfriend of mine who
Speaker 3: runs a fairly big company, and she was telling me
Speaker 3: how one of the young employees in her twenties just disappeared,
Speaker 3: disappeared from work during the day, and so she has
Speaker 3: wrung her and said, hey, where have you gone?
Speaker 2: You're coming back.
Speaker 3: She was like, I'm cooking a roast because my boyfriend's
Speaker 3: parents are coming over, and the boss was like, okay,
Speaker 3: so when are you coming back? Because it was one
Speaker 3: o'clock in the afternoon, and she's like, well, I'm not
Speaker 3: the roast chicken's going to spoil in the car.
Speaker 2: It's forward thinking there, So I like that.
Speaker 3: But what universe can you think back to when you
Speaker 3: started work if you just left the office at one
Speaker 3: o'clock and went sorry, not coming back cooking a roast
Speaker 3: for my boyfriend's parents tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I got fired from several jobs, did you surprises no one?
Speaker 2: Vintrality and sort of tardiness and all that sorts of
Speaker 2: things brutal back then. But I just think that what
Speaker 2: I did when I was sort of eighteen nineteen to
Speaker 2: get myself fired and you could definitely get away with now.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely, I think it's harder to fire people like you.
Speaker 3: Hear stories about young kids that take days off for
Speaker 3: their boyfriend's birthday.
Speaker 2: What yeah? Or pet deaths that was never a thing
Speaker 2: morning a pet death. And don't get me wrong, no
Speaker 2: one loved my dog more than me. But the idea
Speaker 2: that you'd take a day off to morn like an animal,
Speaker 2: I don't want to sound cold hearted. But that wasn't
Speaker 2: the thing back in the day.
Speaker 3: It's not the intention to sound cold hearted. And yet
Speaker 3: here we are, and you're right, and no one, no
Speaker 3: one loved your dog more than you. No one loved
Speaker 3: that incontinent little much more than I know. It's on.
Speaker 2: Look at her, she's up in heaven right now. This'ff God.
Speaker 3: Actually probably pizzing on God.
Speaker 2: Definitely pissing on God. Jeez, is Jodi wrong? Millennials, give
Speaker 2: us a call.
Speaker 3: Well, come and avenge yourself. I'm more than happy to
Speaker 3: hear it. If you've got a strong work ethic and
Speaker 3: you believe that you can work more than eight hours
Speaker 3: a day, I love to hear from you.
Speaker 2: All right, give us call thirteen and twenty fourteen. I
Speaker 2: know exactly what's happening right now. That that's it. I'm
Speaker 2: going to call these clowns in uh con.
Speaker 3: Wrong.
Speaker 2: I have established this that are in this space. I
Speaker 2: am firmly Sydney's pool all through the bed, just completely soil,
Speaker 2: will you?
Speaker 3: Though you came out hard, you are rising rapidly.
Speaker 4: Well that makes me who.
Speaker 2: Well you were the bulldogs, but then they got spanked
Speaker 2: on the weekend by.
Speaker 3: The cost so who am I?
Speaker 2: Oh geez, you're coming home strong? May your por allaie.
Speaker 2: This is a nasty second on the ladder, but in
Speaker 2: some good form.
Speaker 3: That works well for this week, doesn't it. Yes, because
Speaker 3: the theme is showdown colors.
Speaker 2: Showing colors? Now, can you explain because sometimes it can
Speaker 2: be a little bit long winded the themes.
Speaker 3: What's absolutely not and I try to explain this in
Speaker 3: the meeting. It's very very very simple.
Speaker 4: Poored.
Speaker 3: Adelaide are black, white, and teal.
Speaker 2: Oh you're going to rattle off your favorite teal.
Speaker 3: Song, mate, So that was my assignment to find a
Speaker 3: song related to that. The Adelaide Crows are blue, red, blue,
Speaker 3: and yellow.
Speaker 9: This is what's really frustrating is I know, I knew
Speaker 9: you were going to do it just to annoy me,
Speaker 9: and I still reacted.
Speaker 3: Does it matter?
Speaker 4: What matters?
Speaker 9: It matters the order that you do certain things at
Speaker 9: the club because it's like a style guide.
Speaker 2: But also it is gold, so red, blue and gold. Correct.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, Emily, you need to calm down. I mean,
Speaker 3: we don't say that. We don't say that's pregnant women.
Speaker 8: Look, you should know if you're fine, it's not even
Speaker 8: that hard to be pregnant.
Speaker 2: Is that right? All right? Can you go first? Totes?
Speaker 2: I certainly in the spirit of your poor adelaide ye, okay,
Speaker 2: what have you got for us?
Speaker 3: I was thinking about, you know, songs with till there's
Speaker 3: a few, not many that took my fancy, but this
Speaker 3: song absolutely took my fancy. It's a pretty fly for
Speaker 3: a white guy.
Speaker 2: Seeing this next week, Gertie.
Speaker 3: Girdi is like Borough, like guard.
Speaker 2: That's a good turn. This is why you're in such
Speaker 2: good form. The stuff that you used to bring used
Speaker 2: to be garbage. That's not true, and then you turned
Speaker 2: it all around.
Speaker 3: It's certainly untrue. All right.
Speaker 2: What you got offspring pretty far for a white guy
Speaker 2: versus a song that just I feel also gets you
Speaker 2: up and about in terms of really shaking your body
Speaker 2: in the spirit of a showdown. That's right. R hcp
Speaker 2: JOA can't start read its hot chili weebbers hate low
Speaker 2: hanging fruit, but what do we always say? The sweetest fruit,
Speaker 2: and it's the lowest Okay, can't stop, can't get head, Hey.
Speaker 3: Dudes, f from a song again, stop.
Speaker 2: Can't stop red hot chili webbers. Okay, thoughts which.
Speaker 3: We've had this boat before about the best red hot.
Speaker 4: Chili fetherers st.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's probably not their greatest song of all time,
Speaker 2: but it's for me. The catches and gets me up
Speaker 2: and about the most What.
Speaker 3: Did they sing at the closing ceremony for the Paris Games?
Speaker 2: This was there. They definitely sung can't Stop. I'm sure
Speaker 2: of it. Sure when they crossed the La we didn't
Speaker 2: watch it because we couldn't hear the sand. But watching
Speaker 2: the TV.
Speaker 3: Did you watch can't Stop or can't Stop?
Speaker 2: You can't stop? They played can't Stop? All right? Get
Speaker 2: voting at Jodi and and it is currently thirteen apiece.
Speaker 2: Oh I believe this.
Speaker 3: It's chance, isn't it.
Speaker 2: That's five You're going for six weeks in a round?
Speaker 2: Huh oh gosh, what are you doing? Ladies and Jim?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, don't turn don't turn on those people that
Speaker 3: jump on the Instagram page and boat please don't.
Speaker 2: Well, you won't turn on because they're on your side exactly.
Speaker 2: I'm starting to take it personally, my friends at Jody
Speaker 2: and Hazy. Get voting right now and then we will
Speaker 2: reveal the winning song tomorrow morning at eight o'clock.
Speaker 3: I think at some stage last year I said, this
Speaker 3: is starting to feel like a popularity contest because I
Speaker 3: was losing no matter what I put up. And you said, oh, well,
Speaker 3: people hate you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I got to say, it has completely swung around.
Speaker 2: And I asked, is when did I lose your, folks?
Speaker 2: When did I lose you? What was it?
Speaker 3: Do you really want to know?
Speaker 2: I don't. That's going to hurt my soul.
Speaker 3: At what point did his heartbreak? Like Ralph on the
Speaker 3: on The Simpsons. I think there's a few things you've
Speaker 3: done in your time, Okay, all right. There was an
Speaker 3: incident on television this week, more specifically on ABC Breakfast,
Speaker 3: and there's a so I called Nate Burne, and he's
Speaker 3: a weather presenter, very very popular, and he got midway
Speaker 3: through a weather presentation when this happened to him.
Speaker 10: Right through that part of the country. And we're going
Speaker 10: to see lots more rain in the days ahead. I'm
Speaker 10: actually going to need to stop for a second. Some
Speaker 10: of you may know that I occasionally get affected by
Speaker 10: some panic attacks, and actually that's happening right now. Lisa,
Speaker 10: maybe I could hand back to you.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, and she promptly took over and the
Speaker 3: whole team at ABC. There rallied around Nate, and I
Speaker 3: feel like watching that back, they had a contingency plan.
Speaker 3: He obviously sat there and said, this happens to me
Speaker 3: quite often during weather. I need you guys to be
Speaker 3: able to pick me up if I fall. And I
Speaker 3: loved two things about this. I love that his team
Speaker 3: gathered around just to prop him up. Yeah, And I
Speaker 3: also love for all those people out there who have
Speaker 3: suffered panic attacks to watch their televisions and watch that
Speaker 3: unfold and go, oh my god, I'm not alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think this would happen much more than people
Speaker 2: would realize, and in particularly with some of these people
Speaker 2: who part of the job is to look so natural,
Speaker 2: so cool, so relaxed, and you don't know what's happening
Speaker 2: beneath the scenes. And by beneath the scenes, I mean
Speaker 2: you might be watching someone and going, gosh, they're so comfortable.
Speaker 2: Put a heart rate monitor on them and it's doing
Speaker 2: two hre and twenty clicks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And listening back to that was really hard for
Speaker 3: me because I can categorically say that pattern attacks nearly
Speaker 3: ended my career.
Speaker 2: Really on per well in terms of radio or TV.
Speaker 3: Both a little bit of both, not so much radio,
Speaker 3: because I've always felt really comfortable in this space. But
Speaker 3: television is a different beast because, as you well know,
Speaker 3: it's a visual medium. So radio you can sort of
Speaker 3: hide behind things. I know that if I trip up,
Speaker 3: You're going to catch me. If I fall, that's fine,
Speaker 3: But it is a very lonely place staring down the
Speaker 3: barrel of a camera. And I used to get them,
Speaker 3: in particular when I was doing weather on Channel ten.
Speaker 3: And because whether as you know, is three minutes, it's
Speaker 3: down the barrel of the camera. There's nowhere to hide.
Speaker 3: So if you start and even when I'm thinking about
Speaker 3: it now, I can feel my voice going because it's
Speaker 3: just it's such a muscle memory thing, such a visceral
Speaker 3: thing to feel and experience. When your heart starts to
Speaker 3: beat up like that, you can't breathe, you can't get
Speaker 3: the words out, and you are so very cognizant of
Speaker 3: the fact that you are live on television at the time,
Speaker 3: and three minutes you think this starts to happen like
Speaker 3: it did to Nate twenty thirty seconds in where are
Speaker 3: you going to run? Mate? It is absolute hell, And
Speaker 3: I know you know what I'm talking about. It and
Speaker 3: we'll get to that in just a moment. But it's
Speaker 3: taken a lot of things, a lot of therapy to
Speaker 3: work out why. I know. It's like it's a physical reaction.
Speaker 3: It's fight or flight. I understand that. So when your
Speaker 3: body gets stressed, it's like back in Neanderthal das you've
Speaker 3: been chased by a tiger. Your heart starts to beat up,
Speaker 3: everything starts to accelerate to protect yourself. So that is
Speaker 3: the reaction. I understand the reaction, but it's taken a
Speaker 3: lot of work to be able to deal with that,
Speaker 3: and a lot of breath work to breathe through it.
Speaker 3: I know the things now that if I'm feeling a
Speaker 3: bit on edge, if my central nervous system is up
Speaker 3: and about, I know what I have to do to
Speaker 3: stop thinking about what I'm about to do to be
Speaker 3: able to get through it. I've been doing this for
Speaker 3: twenty years and it still happens on occasion.
Speaker 2: What was your worst Do you remember a specific one
Speaker 2: where There's.
Speaker 3: Been times when I thought it was when Beck Morse
Speaker 3: was on the desk, And there's been times when I've
Speaker 3: been that close and I'm talking milli seconds away just
Speaker 3: to throwing back doing what Nate did and just going
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, we've got technical problems we have to throw back. So, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's so weird that it sort of starts to happen
Speaker 3: now and I talk about it, isn't it strange?
Speaker 2: And I know those old feelings again where you have
Speaker 2: to hang on what's going on, are panicking.
Speaker 3: But you know, at the base of it is not
Speaker 3: wanting to humiliate yourself, not wanting to be embarrassed, not
Speaker 3: wanting to look forward or stupid. That's the I think
Speaker 3: the psychological core of panic attacks.
Speaker 2: Yes, So then it goes from yeah, instead of talking
Speaker 2: about what you're talking about, like you would say with
Speaker 2: a friend at a bar, all of a sudden, you're
Speaker 2: just concentrating on the words yeah, And that leads to mistakes.
Speaker 2: And then once you make a mistake, your brain's like,
Speaker 2: don't you dare make another mistake? And if you do, oh,
Speaker 2: your heart's pounding absolute jack out.
Speaker 3: It's very hard to describe to people who've never experienced that.
Speaker 3: It is such an overwhelming sensation that you fear that
Speaker 3: you can't formwards. And that's been my biggest fear of
Speaker 3: my whole career, isn't having nothing to say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's all that balance for you. Jode's too,
Speaker 2: to be honest with you, what do you mean mate?
Speaker 2: So if you're panicking too much and you can't speak
Speaker 2: versus your too relaxed and sometimes you're genuinely throwing to
Speaker 2: good morning, Jodie. Oh ah, yes, hello, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: I've had some good ones.
Speaker 3: You've had some good ones live on television as well.
Speaker 3: I really will hear about those because it's again refreshing
Speaker 3: to watch someone like Nate from the ABC go through
Speaker 3: that and to go, oh my god, it's each and
Speaker 3: every one of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's e about my next. And also we might
Speaker 2: catch up with news read to Abby because she puts
Speaker 2: herself in a bund wall space as well. Egend every
Speaker 2: morning much harder than it looks and sounds, although sometimes
Speaker 2: we make it sound pretty hard.
Speaker 3: Just really want to applaud a weather presenter from the
Speaker 3: OBC called net Burne who suffered a panic attack live
Speaker 3: on the television the worst possible place on the planet
Speaker 3: that you could possibly have one, and he got halfway through.
Speaker 3: They must have had a contingency plan for when he
Speaker 3: does it, because his team were quick to rally around
Speaker 3: him and support him. But this is how it played out.
Speaker 10: Right through that part of the country, and we're going
Speaker 10: to see lots more rain in the days ahead. I'm
Speaker 10: actually going to need to stop for a second. Some
Speaker 10: of you may know that I occasionally get affected by
Speaker 10: some panic attacks, and actually that's happening right now, Lisa,
Speaker 10: maybe I could hand back to you.
Speaker 2: I feel like everybody who suffers from panic attacks can
Speaker 2: hear in his voice totally. He's not right with his
Speaker 2: breath yep, and you can feel the sort of almost
Speaker 2: like he's tightening up. And it's the worst feeling in
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 3: And we're talking this morning about it happening live on
Speaker 3: the television, But it happens everywhere. Happens in the workplace
Speaker 3: where you're so embarrassed in front of your colleagues, It
Speaker 3: happens when you have to speak in public. It can
Speaker 3: happen absolutely any happen on a plane, train wherever. So
Speaker 3: I mean, we'd love to hear from you if you've
Speaker 3: been through it, and if you've survived it.
Speaker 4: But Hazy, you've had a couple of.
Speaker 2: Doozy a couple of doozies, and you're right in that
Speaker 2: in terms of being embarrassed in front of colleagues. So
Speaker 2: I work at Channel seven and in particularly our sports presenters,
Speaker 2: so Soda ye Abbaye and Tom Wilson. I don't think
Speaker 2: there's better sport presenters getting around. It's not and obviously
Speaker 2: I'm probably going to be very biased, but so you
Speaker 2: watch them and go, my god, that's flawless. I can't
Speaker 2: make a mistake. Yeah, and they're flawless because I've done
Speaker 2: it for so long, but also they're very confident all
Speaker 2: sorts of things. But it's very interesting. I've spoken to
Speaker 2: Bruce Abnethy about it and he says he's gets very
Speaker 2: nervous each and every time that he reads.
Speaker 3: Which is a good thing because I think nerves can
Speaker 3: they serve you to keep you alert, and they keep
Speaker 3: you on the ball. The minute you stop feeling nervous,
Speaker 3: it's almost like you don't care anymore, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember doing it across and it was an in
Speaker 2: studio cross, so you've got all the help you need,
Speaker 2: but there was no grab in between, so it was
Speaker 2: just me speaking straight for sixty seconds.
Speaker 3: So when we say grab, we mean like you throw
Speaker 3: to the premiere or you throw to text Walker or
Speaker 3: you throw to Ken Hinckley, which maybe.
Speaker 2: If you were stumbling and you throw to the grab,
Speaker 2: you can sort of recompose yourself.
Speaker 3: You've got fifteen twenty seconds to.
Speaker 2: Breathe, to start up again and finish it off strong.
Speaker 2: So I didn't have that, and for whatever reason, I
Speaker 2: felt good going into it. But I can't even remember
Speaker 2: it was about. It was about crows bought, and I
Speaker 2: started talking. And if you make a mistake early, instead
Speaker 2: of talking about what you're talking about, you start making
Speaker 2: sure you don't stuff up the next words, and inevitably,
Speaker 2: when you do that, you stuff up the next words. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you start chasing yourself and your brain saying don't
Speaker 2: stuff up again. You're really making a meal of this,
Speaker 2: and you start thinking about your breathing. In that particular moment,
Speaker 2: I was taking too many breaths in yep. It was
Speaker 2: in small breath out to the point where I was like,
Speaker 2: I was talking like that, and I remember I got
Speaker 2: to the end of it was a minute and a half,
Speaker 2: but I don't I don't think I breathe. I took
Speaker 2: a breath out at all for the whole thing. So
Speaker 2: I remember throwing back to I think I threw back
Speaker 2: the soda. Yeah, and then I had to almost lie out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and the head was spinning. And it's the most uncomfortable
Speaker 2: situation I've ever been in my life. And it wasn't
Speaker 2: a big cross. It wasn't you know, it wasn't overly important.
Speaker 2: It was just one of those moments where it came
Speaker 2: from absolutely nowhere and I was prepared. Yeah, it just
Speaker 2: hit me.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not going to name this girl's name, but
Speaker 3: I watched a friend do across the other night and
Speaker 3: she was shaking so hard, her hand was shaking so
Speaker 3: hard that her paper was you can actually hear it.
Speaker 3: And she said to me straight after she goes, I
Speaker 3: don't know what happened. She said, I felt really great
Speaker 3: going into it. And that's the thing where these panic attacks,
Speaker 3: they come out of bloody nowhere and they can reiku
Speaker 3: and the ferocity of it it can just be debilitating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So it doesn't need it have to be in
Speaker 2: a public situation like where you're under the spotlight. It
Speaker 2: can happen absolutely anywhere. We've got a call. Let's go
Speaker 2: to our Sharna in monnow, Paris, Shanna, good morning to you.
Speaker 2: Thanks for sharing, but you get plenty of you.
Speaker 7: I do all the time. As a mum of three.
Speaker 7: It's like my biggest fear having it happen with the
Speaker 7: kids around. Yeah. And then when my first started school,
Speaker 7: I was so scared to drop him to school and
Speaker 7: it was going to happen. And it did end up
Speaker 7: happening one of the morning and all the school mums
Speaker 7: had seen it. I just started bursting into tears, and
Speaker 7: I had the teachers and all these mums that I had,
Speaker 7: you know, complete strangers, come and rally around me. And
Speaker 7: it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to.
Speaker 7: It was embarrassing, but it was it was beautiful at
Speaker 7: the same time. If nothing makes sense, Yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 7: they happen all the time, Like even at the gym.
Speaker 7: It's always when you least expect it'll be that morning
Speaker 7: where I feel really good and then I get in
Speaker 7: there and it happens. But I'm sort of learning to
Speaker 7: get through it.
Speaker 3: And Channa, I think the hard thing with this is
Speaker 3: it becomes a fear of it.
Speaker 7: Happening, so this and then you make it happen.
Speaker 3: Yes. Yeah, It's almost like a self fulfilling prophecy, isn't it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's see exactly, but one day at a time,
Speaker 7: and the stories that you are all sharing and bringing away,
Speaker 7: it's beautiful. I just think it's so important.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Charna. Thank you so much for sharing your
Speaker 2: story as well, because yet you bring a life to
Speaker 2: the fact that it could happen to anyone at any time,
Speaker 2: in any situation.
Speaker 3: I highly recommend, Channa, for you and anyone who goes
Speaker 3: through it is to talk it through with a professional
Speaker 3: because that is really really helpful, but also they can
Speaker 3: give you some breathing techniques.
Speaker 4: To try and deal with it.
Speaker 3: Win.
Speaker 7: We go in through therapy at the piment and I
Speaker 7: share my story on Instagram and everywhere. I'm trying to
Speaker 7: bring awareness myself, so super passionate.
Speaker 2: Wow, what's what's your what's your handle there?
Speaker 7: Shanna the peaceful homemaker, peaceful.
Speaker 3: Homemaker around it all right, Shanna, thank you so much
Speaker 3: for your call. Okay, the little people in the background too,
Speaker 3: who aren't aware that Mummy's on the radio.
Speaker 1: Jody and loose Lips.
Speaker 2: Ah, Yes, Loose Lips Joe's. This is a little segment
Speaker 2: which was originally born to help you better absorb information
Speaker 2: because sometimes you're listening skills can be let's just say
Speaker 2: little bit of a work on Yeah. Is that fair?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Questionable? Best, I'll take that. But we've played this for
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks where I put on the noise
Speaker 3: canceling headphones and you deliver a line and then I
Speaker 3: have to work out what you're.
Speaker 2: Saying, yes, and you magically turn it blue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And you became so obnoxious in this space once
Speaker 3: again that I was like, well, you have a go,
Speaker 3: and here you are.
Speaker 2: We're going to do a little role reversal.
Speaker 3: We are doing a massive role reversal.
Speaker 2: So I'm Jody. Yep, I'm doing Jody Roll. Okay, you're ready.
Speaker 2: I'll start from here. What's going on? What day is it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, So what we're going to do? Wait what
Speaker 3: I'm going to get you to slip on those noise
Speaker 3: canceling headphones. We're going to put some music in your ears.
Speaker 4: Can you hear me?
Speaker 2: I can't eat anything now acause some delicious elevator music.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's good, all right? He left me high and dry.
Speaker 2: That feeling high as a kite.
Speaker 3: He left me high and dry.
Speaker 2: It's I know the rhyming word. You left me wanting
Speaker 2: to die?
Speaker 4: Let's have another ready.
Speaker 3: He left me high and dry.
Speaker 2: He left me wanting to fly high.
Speaker 4: Okay, turn off the music.
Speaker 3: He left me high and dry.
Speaker 2: Gosh, thank goodness, because he left me wanting to die.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's aggressive feedback.
Speaker 3: All right, okay, none from one music on.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 3: I like to eat your toes.
Speaker 2: I like you because you're old.
Speaker 3: I like to eat your toes.
Speaker 2: I like old balls. Is that closer? Closer? Give me
Speaker 2: one more, Give me one more, give me one more.
Speaker 2: I can do this. I can do this. Something about
Speaker 2: old bulls, something about.
Speaker 3: Old I like to eat your toes.
Speaker 2: I can't say it. Are you saying I like to
Speaker 2: eat your scrot? What is it?
Speaker 3: I like to eat your toe same thing, but a
Speaker 3: little bit different, just a little bit lower.
Speaker 2: What's worse?
Speaker 3: Let the cat out of the bag.
Speaker 4: Your face is so priceless.
Speaker 2: Let the hat go on the bag so.
Speaker 3: Closely, Come on, let the cat out of the bag.
Speaker 2: Cat, Let the cat out of the bag.
Speaker 3: Yes, friend, will done. One from three?
Speaker 4: That will do it?
Speaker 2: Will take that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But also, I like to eat your scrat
Speaker 2: Probably fresher than my toes.