Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Hi Jack, Happy Monday.
Speaker 3: I feel like I haven't seen you forever.
Speaker 4: I know, but it's just been a normal amount of time.
Speaker 4: I think we're becoming way too close, don't you.
Speaker 3: We are we are now.
Speaker 4: I know that you love a steak, I do. But
Speaker 4: how would you feel about going with me on no
Speaker 4: meat Monday?
Speaker 2: Today? Monday? Would you give it?
Speaker 5: I already had a bagel this morning with bacon, and
Speaker 5: then I'm having spaghetti Bollonais for dinner.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: I had made a magical like duh, because I read
Speaker 4: an article about fiber and how important it is for you. Yes,
Speaker 4: so I made this magical curry with Oh my god,
Speaker 4: I'm salivating thinking about it, with like you know, chickpeas
Speaker 4: and lentil and pre lentils and all sorts of stuff
Speaker 4: in there. And I've brought you in some and I've
Speaker 4: brought you in some tom just in case. Okay, you
Speaker 4: want to spend the next two days on the toilet, guaranteed,
Speaker 4: How thoughtful of your so great, And all you have
Speaker 4: to do is cook some rice and be done.
Speaker 2: Maybe you could pop it in the freezer have it
Speaker 2: next week.
Speaker 3: Absolutely I'll have it tomorrow night. Hey, we've got a
Speaker 3: massive show for you.
Speaker 5: Before three o'clock we're playing a brand new game called
Speaker 5: Swan Spotlight Scream. You literally just have to scream and
Speaker 5: whoever screams the best out of you in another caller fun.
Speaker 3: That a one thousand dollars spot like that?
Speaker 2: WHOA I can't scream?
Speaker 3: Really?
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Speaker 4: said over the weekend? Specifically thirteen twenty four ten.
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Speaker 5: But we've still got one hundred dollars cash for every
Speaker 5: other quarter.
Speaker 2: That make us laugh. Peg had a friend over and she.
Speaker 4: Made off with my homemade laminated fridge notes that say
Speaker 4: things like Hello, Darling's Happy Friday, tonight is takeaway or
Speaker 4: tonight is what was what was actually on there when
Speaker 4: she pulled it off the fridge and screwed it up?
Speaker 4: I found it this morning. I don't know, but I
Speaker 4: was very, very embarrassing to her.
Speaker 3: And did she not want someone to see it or
Speaker 3: did she Yes.
Speaker 4: She had a friend over, and no one can know
Speaker 4: what a loser I am.
Speaker 2: So she did that and it really made me laugh.
Speaker 4: Initially I saw it sort of screwed up and shoved away,
Speaker 4: and I thought, I don't remember doing that, And then
Speaker 4: I put two and two together. I thought that funny
Speaker 4: little flea, funny little flee. Hello Nash, Hello Natalie.
Speaker 6: Hi guys, how are you so good?
Speaker 2: What did your son Archie say?
Speaker 6: So in the school holidays, we watched the movie called
Speaker 6: Drop Dead Fred. Have you guys seen that at all?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: I have, with the great Rick Mail from the Young Ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah quite Oh.
Speaker 6: But anyway, I loved it as a child. So we
Speaker 6: watched that. And then over the weekend we were at
Speaker 6: my grandma's place and my great Auntie was there and
Speaker 6: we're all sitting at the table having lunch, all quite formal,
Speaker 6: and my little son Archie goes under the table and
Speaker 6: lives there, and then yelled out copwear because that's what
Speaker 6: that's what happened in the ROOV.
Speaker 2: That's I know, the exact scene. Yes, that is so great.
Speaker 6: So embarrassing, I love, but it's so funny.
Speaker 3: Stay on the line with us, Natalie. We're going to
Speaker 3: cross to Rose now.
Speaker 2: Swan Hi, risy Hi. How are you guys? What did
Speaker 2: your three year old give you on the weekend?
Speaker 7: Well, it was her party yesterday and she woke up
Speaker 7: amongst everything happening and getting ready and she said, Mom,
Speaker 7: I've got to do my eyebrows in my makeup appointments. Oh,
Speaker 7: I just said, you don't even have enough five rounds
Speaker 7: to do, baby, but we'll.
Speaker 8: Do your makeup.
Speaker 2: I love that. So much. They watch everything you do,
Speaker 2: don't they.
Speaker 4: Hi, Maddie, Hey, good, what's your what's your funny thing
Speaker 4: that your kids get over the weekend?
Speaker 9: Yeah, old start. I'm not proud of it, but I
Speaker 9: did find it pretty funny. So I've got a five
Speaker 9: year old daughter who come walking up my hallway with
Speaker 9: her five fingers up in the air, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 9: it's like, hey dad, she goes, I have five five fingers.
Speaker 9: She started, she started putting the dash, she goes, these
Speaker 9: four are yours, And obviously she kept the commut all
Speaker 9: one up and said this one for you. Oh that's
Speaker 9: going to be I'm definitely not proud, and it's not
Speaker 9: a reflection on my parenting, but that I found that
Speaker 9: actlutely hilarious.
Speaker 2: I would be very proud of that.
Speaker 3: She could be proud. Matt that's hilarious.
Speaker 5: Let's finish with our fourth call on Melissa before we
Speaker 5: decide on a winner.
Speaker 4: Hi Melissa, Hi Christy, Hi, Hi, you are a lucky
Speaker 4: girl because you just got back from the GC.
Speaker 6: Yes we did.
Speaker 7: We took their girls to the Golf Coast for a
Speaker 7: holiday for a week.
Speaker 6: Oh gorgeous, and we had got back and my twelve
Speaker 6: year old daughter turned around and said to me, Mom,
Speaker 6: I love Queensland more than a shower.
Speaker 3: Oh and over.
Speaker 2: Geography gets tricky, doesn't it. Well, I have a winner, Matt.
Speaker 2: You have won five hundred dollars towards your kids Choker
Speaker 2: l thanks to genius chokare beautiful and make sure she
Speaker 2: doesn't do that after her nap to the care and
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Speaker 1: Life the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the weekend, Chrissy's Weekends.
Speaker 4: Week liscome to The Christy Swan Show one over and
Speaker 4: I'm here on Monday, and I'm thrilled to be here.
Speaker 2: I feel very fresh.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 4: I realized when I was going through sort of my
Speaker 4: greatest hits of gratitude over the last sort of forty
Speaker 4: eight seventy two hours, I did not leave the house.
Speaker 2: Wow, I know it.
Speaker 3: You love that compound.
Speaker 2: I just and I think this is why I feel
Speaker 2: so fresh today.
Speaker 3: You look fresh.
Speaker 4: Friday night was my sister's birthday. I went over to mums.
Speaker 4: We had some cake. It was very very nice.
Speaker 3: What did you buy her? A Priceland?
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for asking?
Speaker 4: Well, sort of, Oh no, I bought her this amazing
Speaker 4: essential oil diffuser, okay, and it's like classic me. It's huge,
Speaker 4: so you've only got to fill it with water like
Speaker 4: once a week, once every two weeks, easy, and it
Speaker 4: just goes and goes.
Speaker 5: I feel like that hyperfixation of essential oils you had
Speaker 5: has sort of faded still into.
Speaker 3: Them like you once were.
Speaker 4: Or don't be fooled, Okay, I might just not talk
Speaker 4: about it right and maybe just maybe that specific hyperfixation
Speaker 4: has been taken over by.
Speaker 2: Reusable bags from.
Speaker 3: Team Got It.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll discussed later on in the week.
Speaker 4: I also gave her a pack of kind collective makeup
Speaker 4: and it was, and then we had to play with
Speaker 4: it and it was just really a fun night.
Speaker 5: Ve collective makeup. I think I don't think we've talked
Speaker 5: about it on air, but all week last week I
Speaker 5: was saying.
Speaker 3: How great you look. I know your face genuinely looked different.
Speaker 3: It was because of this makeup.
Speaker 2: And what about today?
Speaker 3: I know I can tell and this isn't sponsored or
Speaker 3: anything like that. You can just really notice a difference.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. And look at the I'm going
Speaker 4: old school with a lipstick, like a lipstick, love it,
Speaker 4: loving myself sick. I also cooked, which is the sign
Speaker 4: of a good weekend for me. I made an unbelievable
Speaker 4: chicken curry right like next level.
Speaker 3: Still you need to I'm still saying that you need
Speaker 3: to do a cook for me.
Speaker 2: And my thirteen year old were like speechless.
Speaker 3: That's how good it was.
Speaker 4: It was so great, huge, And then I whipped out
Speaker 4: the world famous best ever chop chip.
Speaker 2: Cookies with kit the world famous just better. They're just
Speaker 2: the best.
Speaker 3: Is it a certain recipe or do you just yollow it?
Speaker 2: No? Oh my god, are you joking? And I took
Speaker 2: it through.
Speaker 4: I had like my hands tied off it because I
Speaker 4: need kit to know how to make them from scratch, okay,
Speaker 4: and he does now. And they were magical and I
Speaker 4: actually got to eat four.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3: Are they usually all gone by the time you'd like
Speaker 3: to enjoy one?
Speaker 4: Absolutely? I solved my TV problem. Do you remember where
Speaker 4: I was telling you? No, there's a television that every
Speaker 4: time I go to turn it on, it doesn't turn on.
Speaker 4: Turns out that my tailor swift candle was blocking the
Speaker 4: path between the remote.
Speaker 3: Oh have you worked out that issue?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 5: Sometimes I'm like, oh, you quickly put the block on.
Speaker 5: You want to You're going to want to see this
Speaker 5: room reveal and you're like, I don't know how to
Speaker 5: work for you to.
Speaker 2: Air that seems like a next week.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: But speaking of television, I watched some television like streaming,
Speaker 4: and I think anybody listening that has a super busy life,
Speaker 4: and we all do if you can. If you find
Speaker 4: yourself on the couch watching something, you get flooded with
Speaker 4: the joy of looking after yourself, because we never ever
Speaker 4: do that.
Speaker 5: It's so nice to just stop and lay on the
Speaker 5: couch and focus on that one like escapism moment.
Speaker 2: It's extraordinary.
Speaker 4: I watched Four Things, What Jack One Woman of the
Speaker 4: Hour brand new on Netflix.
Speaker 5: I tried to give that a go last night, but
Speaker 5: it just felt a bit heavy for my hangover Sunday hangover.
Speaker 4: I agree there are some very uncomfortable scenes in it
Speaker 4: because it's a it's based on a true story, and
Speaker 4: it's about a murderer, and that's right up my alley,
Speaker 4: and I quite enjoyed it. I saw a documentary on
Speaker 4: Gary Coleman, do you remember.
Speaker 2: It from Different Strokes?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Now the World?
Speaker 4: Oh, move really recommend that fascinating story. I ended up
Speaker 4: watching Thriller forty on Paramount Plus, which was great. Was
Speaker 4: about Michael Jackson's album and he's just an excellent I mean,
Speaker 4: he's just a magical musician, extraordinary. And then I finished
Speaker 4: with the Milli Vanilli documentary, also on Paramount Plus, Heartbreaking
Speaker 4: Great Music.
Speaker 2: Ten out of ten. That was the favorite thing I
Speaker 2: watched all weekend.
Speaker 5: And like worth watching for someone like me. That's not
Speaker 5: for we across the It's still one hundred interesting.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I really really recommend it. I'm going to
Speaker 4: say it again. If you're listening and you haven't been
Speaker 4: able to write it down. Just remember this MILLI the
Speaker 4: Nilly Paramount Plus watch it.
Speaker 2: It's extraordinary.
Speaker 3: Love it. That's my night sorted this evening.
Speaker 5: Hey next our brand new competition, Swan's Spotlight Screams The.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrisy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: This is a bit of fun.
Speaker 1: Spotlight is the home of Halloween costumes, decorations and diy sums.
Speaker 2: Spotlight scream God. I love Spotlight.
Speaker 5: I love like tablecloths and getting like homeware stuff from
Speaker 5: small You.
Speaker 4: Can get anything you want from us, but like it's
Speaker 4: your world is the world is your oyster.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that Intulight went in.
Speaker 5: I just always sort of pigeonholed it as a like
Speaker 5: fabric and sewing shops strictly.
Speaker 4: No like do you want a really realistic fake plant,
Speaker 4: You can get it. Do you want for some polystyrene balls?
Speaker 4: You can get it.
Speaker 2: It is magical. Hello Heidi, Hello, how are you? I'm good?
Speaker 4: And we also have Kylie on the line. Hello Kylie.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: I'm excited for this because I cannot scream, but apparently
Speaker 4: you guys can. My voice box just isn't built for it.
Speaker 4: I've never been able to scream it's weird.
Speaker 5: I don't think I can either, because I can't go
Speaker 5: that high anymore. Like it's like a like I can't
Speaker 5: scream like Tom.
Speaker 2: But what who can? But what about when you were
Speaker 2: a kid? Could you scream?
Speaker 3: I think so? Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Always annoyed me that I couldn't do it, particularly in
Speaker 4: spooky season because we are gearing up for Halloween, when
Speaker 4: the scream is everybody's preferred method of communication. This is
Speaker 4: how it's gonna work, Heidi versus Kylie. We're gonna have
Speaker 4: a live scream off in honor of the scream queens
Speaker 4: that we know and love from films such as Scream,
Speaker 4: Scream One, Scream Two, Scream Halloween. Jamie Lee Curtis has
Speaker 4: got an absolute rip snorter on her.
Speaker 5: In I think my favorite scream was Paris Hilton in
Speaker 5: the House of Wax.
Speaker 2: She would be good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, There's no doubt about it. And the best scream
Speaker 4: walks away with a one thousand dollars spotlight voucher just
Speaker 4: in time for Halloween, and I would spend that on
Speaker 4: like a spiderweb and then a coup quilt set for myself.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go, we go, Heidi.
Speaker 4: First, let's first, On the count of three, Heidi, give
Speaker 4: us your best ever scream one, two, three.
Speaker 2: Highty That is really good. That was wow.
Speaker 4: God, I'm so jealous. All right, Kylie, you have heard
Speaker 4: what you need to beat. On the count of three,
Speaker 4: give us your best ever scream one two three.
Speaker 3: That is so unhinged on I really.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna have to give it to Heidi.
Speaker 3: Thousand dollars worth of spotlight stuff.
Speaker 4: Go crazy, get the trolley, do not leave until you
Speaker 4: have a life size skeleton hanging out of the back
Speaker 4: of your carpet.
Speaker 3: Rush.
Speaker 7: Thank you this morning.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 1: The crispiest one show.
Speaker 2: Let's go clicking.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's click face.
Speaker 2: Well, I am unnaturally and uncharacteristically thrilled by the appearance
Speaker 2: of two people in love.
Speaker 3: Which two are we speaking of?
Speaker 2: Generally you only ever get to see young people falling
Speaker 2: in love, but we have watched with our super sleuth
Speaker 2: eyes on. Meryl Streep and Martin Short are together.
Speaker 4: Hot new couple, and I am so excited. She very
Speaker 4: quietly engaged in what are they calling it gray divorce?
Speaker 4: She very quietly divorced her very long term husband, a
Speaker 4: man by the name of mister Gummer, which is a
Speaker 4: very unfortunate her name. Yeah, and all her kids have
Speaker 4: got it. I would have rather streep of the Gummer totally.
Speaker 3: And also if my mum's Meryl Street best believe I
Speaker 3: am using.
Speaker 2: Nutflex one hundred percent. Anyway, we started seeing them together
Speaker 2: and they just looked like friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: They were on Kashi joined the cast of Only Murders
Speaker 5: in the Building and Swanny. When they first started shooting.
Speaker 5: The show's showrunner John Hoffman, Yeah, said that it was
Speaker 5: clear they had chemistry immediately.
Speaker 2: I'm just so thrilled for them.
Speaker 4: And then they were recently at an awards ceremony whichever
Speaker 4: one it was, and they were clearly enjoying each other's company.
Speaker 4: But it could have been just colleagues.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But over the weekend, two added pieces of information have surfaced. One,
Speaker 4: they were peraped getting into a car driving away from
Speaker 4: I'm going to say a restaurant, I don't know, and
Speaker 4: they look she is vibrating with happiness, she looks smitten,
Speaker 4: They are laughing, he's laughing. It just looks so gorgeous.
Speaker 4: And then Steve Martin, who clearly is feeling like the
Speaker 4: third wheel has posted to instat gm no to x
Speaker 4: formerly known as Twitter. I think a photograph of the
Speaker 4: three of them together again, Martin Short and Meryl Streeps faces,
Speaker 4: both beaming with new love with a big cross through
Speaker 4: Steve Martin's own base.
Speaker 3: It was Instagram Swanie, and it's funny.
Speaker 5: It was such like a boomer post because it's not
Speaker 5: the original photo. It's a screenshot of the Glamor, like
Speaker 5: a Glamour article, so you can see like that his
Speaker 5: phone's one hundred percent charge, that he's connected to Wi Fi.
Speaker 3: What time it is full? Grandpa vibes. I love it.
Speaker 2: I love this so much.
Speaker 4: I am just I mean you, as a very dark
Speaker 4: hearted person, you gotta admit this is lovely.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 5: I love it, and I love all three of them
Speaker 5: so much. I really need to watch Our friend Sampang
Speaker 5: always talks about how great that show is. Yeah, on
Speaker 5: the Murders in the Building, and I still haven't watched it.
Speaker 4: I've watched the first few episodes of the first season.
Speaker 4: I'll have to go back to it. Yeah, later on
Speaker 4: in the show or maybe tomorrow. I'll play you the
Speaker 4: most cringe worthy interview ever I've ever heard, and it
Speaker 4: was with.
Speaker 2: One of the you know, one of those chipper American
Speaker 2: more wing TV shows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Martin Short and it was about his wife
Speaker 4: who had passed away a few years earlier.
Speaker 3: You played that to us earlier this year, Yes, I thought.
Speaker 4: I played it on a different show. Is still I
Speaker 4: can barely listen to it, it's so excruciating. Anyway, let's
Speaker 4: move on to something that is not excruciating. Dua Lipa
Speaker 4: has sung Believe with the Great Share at the Rock
Speaker 4: and Roll Hall of Fame induction at Duelope.
Speaker 2: And then, oh my god, listen to the crowd.
Speaker 3: Yes, queen, what.
Speaker 2: A song and what a performance.
Speaker 4: She seems to be everywhere at the moment, and it
Speaker 4: makes me worry that she's running down the clock.
Speaker 5: She's just trying to milk every last bit of herself
Speaker 5: before it's all over.
Speaker 2: Exactly. She might be afraid of her own mortality, and
Speaker 2: she's like, I gotta get out there.
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear her speech?
Speaker 2: Yes? Please.
Speaker 1: My life has.
Speaker 3: Been just a roller coaster and the one thing that
Speaker 3: I have never done so I never give up.
Speaker 1: I never give up. And I'm talking to the women.
Speaker 1: You guys are on your own.
Speaker 4: I love that she's always been like that. And I've
Speaker 4: got a little little framed a print that I bought
Speaker 4: off TIMU. Would you believe that pays homage to one
Speaker 4: of her greatest quotes ever, which was my mom said
Speaker 4: to me one day, you know, why don't you sail
Speaker 4: down to marry a rich man?
Speaker 2: And I told her mom, I am a rich man.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 4: Rolling into the threat three pm hour. How you feeling, Jack?
Speaker 4: Have you recovered from your massive weekend?
Speaker 5: I have. I just got a little bit weary then,
Speaker 5: but I've recovered. I had a great, great day Saturday
Speaker 5: at the Race of Swanee.
Speaker 4: I've been resting, I've been burning stuff. I've just had
Speaker 4: the loveliest time.
Speaker 3: You really have.
Speaker 2: I feel very zen today.
Speaker 3: That's good. Yeah, Pyromania obviously does that.
Speaker 2: It really works for me, and you've just got to
Speaker 2: do what you can.
Speaker 5: Hey, coming up before four o'clock, we're going to be
Speaker 5: talking about Justin bieber Is.
Speaker 3: He's been seen in public again.
Speaker 4: It's a bit concerning. I yeah, I'm a bit worried
Speaker 4: about old jbbes.
Speaker 3: But next Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Let's do this.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 4: Luke on the line, Hello, Luke, are you born to
Speaker 4: be wild?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 2: How are we going? I am bond to be Why
Speaker 2: are we singing that song to you?
Speaker 7: Going for a motorbike ride down the Great Ocean Road
Speaker 7: on the weekend?
Speaker 4: You are also very brave because that windy road would
Speaker 4: fill me with dread on a motorbike.
Speaker 2: It's bad enough in the car.
Speaker 6: No, it's flow now, it's like sixty kilometers an hour
Speaker 6: the whole way.
Speaker 3: Nearly boring, boring.
Speaker 4: All right, let's see if we can liven up your
Speaker 4: week with a Chuzy swad Show limited edition bum bag?
Speaker 2: Luke?
Speaker 3: Would you wear that on the bike? Luke? A bum bag?
Speaker 5: Hell?
Speaker 3: Yeah, good boy?
Speaker 2: Hello Laura. Did you do anything sort of you know,
Speaker 2: death defying on the weekend?
Speaker 7: No, the complete episode.
Speaker 2: I spent the weekend watching my husband play cricket and
Speaker 2: then my girls playing cricket on the Sunday.
Speaker 3: So it's pretty boring.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I bet you wished you were on
Speaker 2: the motorbike on that dangerous road.
Speaker 7: Yes, I would, Silba and.
Speaker 2: Louise, did I know?
Speaker 3: I probably would have?
Speaker 4: Al Right, guys, may the best person win the bum bag.
Speaker 2: Your names are your buzzes.
Speaker 4: It's the best of five, meaning the first one, two,
Speaker 4: three correct or wins it. Question number one, which two
Speaker 4: members of the Royal family are currently visiting Australia.
Speaker 2: Laura, Yes, Luke, Charles and calla correct? Question number two?
Speaker 2: Whose nose grew longer every time he told a lie?
Speaker 4: Laura, Yes, Laura correct one apiece.
Speaker 3: Question number three.
Speaker 4: You know I saw Pinocchio recently. It's quite a creepy
Speaker 4: premise as our most fairy tales, a single old man
Speaker 4: creating a little boy creepy?
Speaker 3: Would you put it like that?
Speaker 2: Question number three? Two years ago?
Speaker 4: Today, my Queen and Savior, Taylor Swift release This song
Speaker 4: is the lead single of Midnights.
Speaker 2: What is it called? Hi? The problem is me time?
Speaker 2: Come on, I'm about to design both of you. Oh
Speaker 2: it must be using l Yes, Laura is Anti here?
Speaker 5: Did you see she brought out Florence on the Weekends?
Speaker 2: Of course I did.
Speaker 4: I have alerts for anything to do with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3: Florence Welsh.
Speaker 5: What a woman?
Speaker 3: What a voice?
Speaker 4: I also I identified her as a backing vocalist on
Speaker 4: another track on Torture Poets Department.
Speaker 3: Did you tell you about it? Is it real? Have
Speaker 3: you fact checked it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I haven't, don't need to question not before.
Speaker 4: Robe is a town and fishing port located in which Australian.
Speaker 8: State, South Australia.
Speaker 2: It is South Australia.
Speaker 4: And you know what, My dad used to take us
Speaker 4: on road trips around regional South Australia and all of
Speaker 4: those towns have the best cream buns known to man?
Speaker 3: Do they?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: And Robe is up there in my top three along
Speaker 4: with Victor, Harbor and Wallaroo.
Speaker 3: Look at you? You should host an essay travel show.
Speaker 2: I mean, is there nothing I can't do?
Speaker 3: Jack, Let's call our friend Haley Pearson and get you on.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I love that woman. Question number five the
Speaker 2: eight What is a score?
Speaker 3: Chech?
Speaker 5: Please two points each? This question is for the win.
Speaker 5: It's been a great game, Luke and Laura.
Speaker 4: I'd like to say question number five thank you. The
Speaker 4: ATO is an acronym for what Laura, Yes.
Speaker 2: Laura, for the win. Australian Tax Office. It is the
Speaker 2: Australian Tax Office. Well done. They are on instant redail onmine.
Speaker 4: I'm going to give a bum bag to both of
Speaker 4: you because you were both.
Speaker 2: Such excellent Oh thank you.
Speaker 4: Such excellent players, and you're both going to get one.
Speaker 4: And I'm sorry if that's upsetting to you.
Speaker 3: Tom, I was giving you side eye.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh show.
Speaker 4: Oh that's my little boyfriend, Troy Savannah. He doesn't realize,
Speaker 4: but we're best friends.
Speaker 3: One day. I hope one day he does realize. I
Speaker 3: hope you get to meet him and solidify that.
Speaker 2: Best I hope so too.
Speaker 4: You're listening to the Christy Swan Show, and you know,
Speaker 4: I very rarely leave the house, but choice of arn't
Speaker 4: asked me to come over, I would say yes. And
Speaker 4: I never do podcasts apart from my own.
Speaker 2: Of course, Yes, the Chrizzy Cast.
Speaker 4: I've been asked to do a podcast, and in a
Speaker 4: most uncharacteristic response, I said, yes, I can't wait.
Speaker 3: You're okay.
Speaker 4: Well, see the thing is, it's a reality TV podcast, okay.
Speaker 4: And there is nothing I love talking about more than
Speaker 4: my time on Big Brother correct.
Speaker 5: And I love that about you because there's a lot
Speaker 5: of people out there that have done these shows and
Speaker 5: they sort of shy away from them once they've reached
Speaker 5: further success.
Speaker 3: And they don't let to talk about it.
Speaker 2: Can you tell me give me an insight into what
Speaker 2: that's about.
Speaker 5: I think because I completely don't get it and disagree
Speaker 5: with it. But I think people think that they become
Speaker 5: above it, and because once they get full time jobs
Speaker 5: in the industry or in the media, they like to
Speaker 5: sort of distance themselves from being a contestant, which is
Speaker 5: so sad.
Speaker 2: That is so bizarre. But I think you're right.
Speaker 4: No, I loved it because I was a human being
Speaker 4: then and I'm a human being now. So I'm going
Speaker 4: to be waxing lyrical about my time on a Big
Speaker 4: Brother twenty one years ago. Unbelievable anyway, one of the
Speaker 4: questions that they've asked, in fact, there's only one question.
Speaker 4: They said, We're just going to chat to you about
Speaker 4: all sorts of stuff. The podcast is called Confessions of
Speaker 4: a Reality Star, So could you come armed to begin
Speaker 4: the episode with a sin slash secret to confess.
Speaker 3: About yourself all the time on the show?
Speaker 2: Now about myself?
Speaker 3: Ah, oh wow, that's tricky.
Speaker 4: And it is tricky, particularly for someone like me that
Speaker 4: has been you know, I'm just a classic. I'm an oversharer. Anyway,
Speaker 4: It's like I coined the phrase, so there's almost nothing
Speaker 4: about me that a I'm embarrassed about, or that is
Speaker 4: secret that I haven't already shared, Like it's going to
Speaker 4: be hard.
Speaker 3: Have you done some thinking, like over the last couple
Speaker 3: of days about.
Speaker 2: They're all lame, they're all lame, Like.
Speaker 3: Come give me some, I'll let you know if they're okay.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, the best I can do is, you
Speaker 4: know how I get hyper fixated on stuff And at
Speaker 4: the moment it's the Lifesaver's brand sour per fruit pastils.
Speaker 4: I only eat them in lots of four of the
Speaker 4: same flavor at the same time.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I just fell asleep. You can't do that.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I'm sorry. There's something else.
Speaker 5: I don't know, everything embarrassing that I could think of
Speaker 5: as well. You've already shared on this show, like there's
Speaker 5: nothing secret, Like you.
Speaker 4: Know, I've shown my private bits and pieces at a
Speaker 4: fresh food market, Like I've done it all and I've
Speaker 4: shared it all. It's hard, but it got me thinking,
Speaker 4: what would you say if you were invited on this
Speaker 4: podcast thirteen twenty four ten. What is something about you
Speaker 4: that almost nobody knows? We can change your name.
Speaker 5: Yeah, be anonymous, and just for sharing with us, you
Speaker 5: will win a Frank Green gift pack. We love that price.
Speaker 4: And I suppose it's juicy that I once had an
Speaker 4: accidental affair with a married man.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, and I want some help exactly, like.
Speaker 2: Who was that?
Speaker 3: Post Malone and Morgan on.
Speaker 2: Morgan thirteen, twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: If you were asked to give one little factoid about
Speaker 4: yourself that had to be a sin or a secret,
Speaker 4: what would you say?
Speaker 2: We have got Frank Green gift packs to give away.
Speaker 5: Yes, jump on the line and share yours and you
Speaker 5: will win one of those gift packs. Now it's hard
Speaker 5: for you, Swanie, because you have literally overshared everything for
Speaker 5: twenty years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, And there's nothing left on the table.
Speaker 4: And just before that song started, I said, well, I
Speaker 4: did have an accidental affair with a married man.
Speaker 3: I thought you were joking.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely, I'm serious. But I've written about that in
Speaker 2: my book and column.
Speaker 4: Right, so there's almost nothing that I haven't confessed.
Speaker 5: I can't believe we've been friends for decade and I've
Speaker 5: never spoken to you or known about this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm a very naive person. It was years ago.
Speaker 2: It would have been.
Speaker 4: To early two thousands, Okay, I think, and you know,
Speaker 4: I was just like, oh, this is.
Speaker 2: You know, the guy's really really great.
Speaker 4: And of course looking back on it, you go. I
Speaker 4: mean he called me from you know, block numbers and anyway.
Speaker 4: He always would answer the phone before I before it
Speaker 4: went to voicemail. And then one time I called and
Speaker 4: went to voicemail, and the voicemail was you know, his
Speaker 4: voice and saying you've missed blah blah and blah blah.
Speaker 3: Oh he said his wife's name huge, and.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, total accidental.
Speaker 4: I mean, of course, looking back on it now, I
Speaker 4: could see, oh my god, it's so obvious.
Speaker 2: But where you're in it, you don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: thought of another one.
Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, go, I think, and I I've not told
Speaker 4: anybody this thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: By the way, what is your secret? What is your confession?
Speaker 4: I think I was meant to have four children that
Speaker 4: I've got three.
Speaker 3: And why do you think that? Is it a medical
Speaker 3: thing or is it a no?
Speaker 4: Well, I just was so busy and you know, yuck,
Speaker 4: and I never did, never had sex again. But I
Speaker 4: feel like, you know, after my third but I feel
Speaker 4: like in the shadows there is a baby that there's
Speaker 4: a person that should have been born to me and wasn't.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a boy.
Speaker 3: Very mystics. I know, maybe you need to see a psychic.
Speaker 2: Maybe.
Speaker 3: I don't know how i'd answer this question for that podcast,
Speaker 3: like well.
Speaker 2: No, because you would get fired for anything, for anything
Speaker 2: that you confessed.
Speaker 3: Know you're correct, they're all illegal. Or I can't say
Speaker 3: because say.
Speaker 2: Nothing, there's absolutely nothing.
Speaker 5: No, I'd ruined, Like no, I just couldn't turn Hey,
Speaker 5: we've got someone a noon swany oh.
Speaker 2: I love an anonymous Hello Anon?
Speaker 4: What would you say on a podcast if they said,
Speaker 4: please come with a secret or a confession?
Speaker 3: A non too? Are you either?
Speaker 2: Are you there?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: I am okay? What is your confession?
Speaker 7: My confession is I unknowingly had an affair with her
Speaker 7: soon to be married man.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, so he was. He was deep in the
Speaker 2: planning of a wedding with somebody else, but he found
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 7: Turned out on the I found out on the Thursday,
Speaker 7: and he was getting married on that Saturday.
Speaker 4: WHOA How long have you known him for or been
Speaker 4: in a relationship before finding out that he was going
Speaker 4: to get married.
Speaker 7: We were only seeing each other for eight weeks. I
Speaker 7: just felt really stupid and hadn't told anybody for the
Speaker 7: simple fact that I can't believe I didn't do some
Speaker 7: talking or investigating prior to that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how long ago? Was it?
Speaker 7: About four years ago? He's now married to that person
Speaker 7: with two children?
Speaker 2: How did you? What did the conversation go like?
Speaker 4: When you said to him, you're getting married.
Speaker 2: In two days, please explain?
Speaker 7: It was no, I'm not No, I'm not I promise
Speaker 7: it's a fake account. I am not getting married because
Speaker 7: I screenshot her profile on Facebook and sent it to him.
Speaker 7: He said, no, no, that's not me, that's not me, and.
Speaker 2: Then bost me and then locked you and then never
Speaker 2: explained anything. That was it?
Speaker 7: Nothing?
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 7: Nothing at all?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: You tempted to tell his now wife.
Speaker 7: Definitely, because I know if I was that other girl,
Speaker 7: I would definitely want to know. But it turns out
Speaker 7: he actually on her profile and blocked me too.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's the cleaner, isn't he?
Speaker 3: Seriously? A non two?
Speaker 5: You have won a Frank Green gift pack valued at
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Speaker 5: Now we have so many great confessions and sins here Swany,
Speaker 5: but let's save them tomorrow because we're going to run
Speaker 5: out of time.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm tempted to do it every day for
Speaker 4: the rest of my life.
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Speaker 4: Chrissy's Clique fait Okay, Justin Bieber has turned up on
Speaker 4: stage and he is not well.
Speaker 2: No, and I just don't understand.
Speaker 5: Where are his people or his management or even Haley.
Speaker 3: Why is she letting him do this?
Speaker 2: I don't understand it.
Speaker 4: He's a new father and he's there's been rumors around
Speaker 4: all of this P Diddy stuff that he is kind
Speaker 4: of a victim. A victim, yeah, so he'd be psychologically
Speaker 4: just tortured at the moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: He rocked up on stage Sway with a rapper named
Speaker 5: Don Tolliver. I'm not sure if you've heard of him.
Speaker 5: He's not massive, No I haven't, but he has this
Speaker 5: really great song with Justin called Honest.
Speaker 3: It sounds like this.
Speaker 2: Gabo.
Speaker 4: Justin Bieber is so talented and so talented. I really
Speaker 4: hope he works himself out and comes back to his power.
Speaker 2: You know, I.
Speaker 5: Agree, because he got on stage with Don and didn't
Speaker 5: even sing. He was just holding his microphone.
Speaker 4: And worse than that, it's like he looked out of it.
Speaker 4: He looked out of it and he was wandering around.
Speaker 4: It looked like he couldn't focus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sad.
Speaker 2: Physically he was like slouched.
Speaker 4: But Hailey Beeber, his wife, who obviously would know him
Speaker 4: better than anybody else day to day. At the moment,
Speaker 4: She's supported his surprise performance at this show.
Speaker 5: Okay, maybe he just didn't want to sing, Maybe he
Speaker 5: just wasn't up for it vocally. It was weird though,
Speaker 5: to go on stage and not even really perform.
Speaker 2: It was weird.
Speaker 4: Plus he looked like norm from Life Being The Life
Speaker 4: Being a campaign.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know what's going on with the youth of today.
Speaker 4: I've got the best story coming next. So you know Rihanna,
Speaker 4: and she has many many songs, but this one is
Speaker 4: about out so much, rescue men losing air so great.
Speaker 2: And you know I'm a lyrics person. Yeah, so I
Speaker 2: know this song. I've sung at a thousand times.
Speaker 4: I could probably win a pub card at a pub,
Speaker 4: you know, five hundred dollars drinks card at a pub
Speaker 4: for knowing it word for word. Well, it never occurred
Speaker 4: to me that the entire verse is just a pastiche
Speaker 4: of classic eighties.
Speaker 2: Songs stitched together. Have a listen to set a record
Speaker 2: company exectly this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's an agent and a songwriter. His name's Evan Bogar, and.
Speaker 4: He is responsible for the lyrics. Have a listened to
Speaker 4: what smart Little Evan has done.
Speaker 8: The whole second verse of that song is eighty song titles.
Speaker 8: Take on Me, ah me you know inside you feel
Speaker 8: it right now? Take me on, take me I could
Speaker 8: just die up in your arms tonight, I.
Speaker 1: Melt with you.
Speaker 3: You've got me head over.
Speaker 2: Heels, tell me the.
Speaker 8: Boy you keep me hanging on the way, you make.
Speaker 1: Me feel hanging on the way.
Speaker 2: So we've got.
Speaker 8: Number one songs from the eighties.
Speaker 4: We've got to keep me hanging on Kim Wild, head
Speaker 4: over Heels, that's a Tears Fears song. Take on Me
Speaker 4: obviously die eat your arms tonight. I think it's by
Speaker 4: the Cutting Crew.
Speaker 2: Melt with You one of my favorite songs of all
Speaker 2: time by modern.
Speaker 3: English Cutting Crew, your spot on Swanny Wow.
Speaker 2: And I think I've got them all there. That is
Speaker 2: the most satisfying tidbit I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: The best. Was there an MJ song in there as well? Yes?
Speaker 2: The way you make me with that?
Speaker 5: Hey, that's us done. Ricky leads, Tim and Joel are
Speaker 5: up next. Have a beautiful Monday night.
Speaker 2: Love you.
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