Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast, Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 2: Look, and I can't stress this enough that when the
Speaker 2: working day is done, girls just want to have a
Speaker 2: good time.
Speaker 1: Girls is players too, of course, come.
Speaker 3: On, I knew I get those lyrics from Yeah, thanks
Speaker 3: for having me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, big show coming up. Judge Jody back in town,
Speaker 1: sorted out a dispute between a mother in law and
Speaker 1: her daughter in law. No big deal, just changing lives
Speaker 1: make things better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, after your little midweek session on the you know
Speaker 2: what at the Snoop Dog concert?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, there was a weird a roama
Speaker 1: in the air. I couldn't quite bin pointed.
Speaker 3: Really secondhand blazed it up.
Speaker 2: Didn't you.
Speaker 3: Smell? My gosh? I have had a Snoop dogg concert.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Your daughter's just taken to calling you something other than daddy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm looking for daddy. Dad's fine as well.
Speaker 2: She came up with this. It's really aggressive with it
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: It's a real high pitched aggressive I hate just Daddy's fine.
Speaker 1: We play a little round of ask us anything, which
Speaker 1: is your opportunity to ask us whatever questions you like,
Speaker 1: And we came up with some porn star names.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really good fun.
Speaker 2: And also Jody storry, it gets better and better every week.
Speaker 2: I reckon this week was an emotional rollercoaster in a
Speaker 2: good way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know how I can take a negative spin
Speaker 1: on anything. When you said it's getting better every week,
Speaker 1: I think, oh, so he thought he thought it was shit.
Speaker 3: It first week was always what are you trying to say?
Speaker 1: Oh God, say ninety nine lovely things to me, and
Speaker 1: that one negative comment stick in my brain.
Speaker 3: You know it is.
Speaker 2: It's the beautiful wall of the most beautiful white paint
Speaker 2: that you've ever seen. It could go for miles and miles,
Speaker 2: but there's a little black spot in.
Speaker 3: The corner, Oh honey, And what do you see?
Speaker 1: Just dirt everywhere?
Speaker 2: Jody and Hazy, Welcome to the podcast. Thank you for
Speaker 2: having us.
Speaker 1: You know, I like to jot things down during the week,
Speaker 1: just to diarize. It's very cathartic. It's very healing for me,
Speaker 1: therapeutic view, isn't it? A lot of things go on
Speaker 1: in this room that I need to speak about.
Speaker 3: Why are you stabbing me with your eyes?
Speaker 1: Do you want to have a listen?
Speaker 3: All right? Then go on there, go on?
Speaker 1: Then, dear Diary, it's been a rollercoaster this week, and
Speaker 1: it turns out I've been writing it without a bra on.
Speaker 1: My little niece, who's only about six, dropped truth bomb
Speaker 1: at the fringe the other day in front of several
Speaker 1: hundred fringe goalers and just loudly pronounced, Auntie, Jody, you're
Speaker 1: not wearing a bra and I wasn't.
Speaker 3: Everyone thought, well, that's interesting information to know, isn't it.
Speaker 1: But at least I don't go around blowing kisses to
Speaker 1: randoms at the gym.
Speaker 3: And I was in an absolute different world. I've accidentally
Speaker 3: been saying goodbye.
Speaker 2: To him, kissed my hand and then waved to him,
Speaker 2: and I didn't realize i'd done it until if therefore,
Speaker 2: but I picked up something wasn't quite.
Speaker 3: White when he gave me this really strange look, and
Speaker 3: I thought, I was why did I do that? And
Speaker 3: I know why I did, because that's why I do
Speaker 3: my kids when I leave.
Speaker 2: When I'm walking out the door, I just kissed my
Speaker 2: hand and wave like that, campie.
Speaker 1: And not only did my good friend Andrew try to
Speaker 1: proposition a bloke, he also tried to say he's got
Speaker 1: no interest in naked women.
Speaker 2: So Ashley is an adult entertainer. So she's a stripper
Speaker 2: at the Palace in Adelaide. And look, I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: honest with you, Joe's I don't. I haven't met too
Speaker 2: many strips. But also this is this is a new
Speaker 2: different space sort.
Speaker 1: Of buzzer sound effects like incorrect this Diri This week
Speaker 1: Abbey in the newsroom and I got emotionally naked as
Speaker 1: we penned letters to our thirteen year old selves for
Speaker 1: International Women's Day. And my goodness, I couldn't be prouder of.
Speaker 4: Her bravery To dear thirteen year old Abbey, strap yourself in,
Speaker 4: little miss, It's going to be a hell of a
Speaker 4: bumpy ride.
Speaker 1: In a few years time.
Speaker 4: You'll meet a boy who'll be the first person in
Speaker 4: the world you love more than just a friend.
Speaker 1: Creating crying already, he'll make you cry with laughter.
Speaker 4: He'll be fun and silly and make you think about
Speaker 4: the world in a different way. But he'll decide that
Speaker 4: this world isn't where he wants to stay, and you'll
Speaker 4: spend the next twenty years asking yourself what could you
Speaker 4: have done to make him stay? You'll be really angry,
Speaker 4: and the pain will make it hard to open yourself
Speaker 4: up to love in the future. But please promise me
Speaker 4: don't ever close yourself off. You like to be hard
Speaker 4: on yourself, extremely hard, and we have so much hard
Speaker 4: work to change this.
Speaker 5: And I want you to start now.
Speaker 1: You will learn what you think is what you attract.
Speaker 4: And when you figure this out, my darling, oh my goodness,
Speaker 4: you're a scary force to be reckoned with. And decide
Speaker 4: much sooner in life to love yourself. It'll make things
Speaker 4: so much easier. Love your thirty three year old self.
Speaker 1: Okay, dear thirteen year old Jodie, stop telling yourself you
Speaker 1: aren't enough. I mean, really stop it, because you actually are.
Speaker 1: You have good intentions and a lot of empathy and
Speaker 1: a nice heart, and that's a good thing, so I
Speaker 1: don't apologize for it. You're going to feel like a
Speaker 1: total impostor in your career, and just know you aren't
Speaker 1: alone in feeling like a woman who's a total fraud
Speaker 1: in the workplace. You're going to spend your days telling
Speaker 1: yourself you aren't thin enough, you're not pretty enough.
Speaker 3: Jokes.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have four of the most beautiful girls you
Speaker 1: can ever imagine, Hug them and love them hard because
Speaker 1: you will never do anything more with whole in your life.
Speaker 1: Then raise those beautiful little blonde babies. So finally, young jobes,
Speaker 1: you just need to know that you're going to be
Speaker 1: okay and being a woman is a gift and it'll
Speaker 1: be surrounded by other incredible women, so embrace them. Make
Speaker 1: it your mission to bring light into every room you
Speaker 1: walk in. Definitely, all right, let's lighten the mood with
Speaker 1: a bit of snoop dully dull up. Everyone's going to
Speaker 1: snoop Dogg?
Speaker 3: Aren't they going to snoop dogg?
Speaker 4: Snoops?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 3: You're just going to put a big stick up there?
Speaker 1: What do you mean stick up? Where my oldest sister
Speaker 1: is going to snoop Dogg? By the way, San, people
Speaker 1: are going thank you very much?
Speaker 3: What about so who organizes imagine compete with that cheer
Speaker 3: and diary.
Speaker 1: By the end of the week, I was feeling a
Speaker 1: little bit deflated about the fact that my husband is
Speaker 1: trying to kill me. So this all started a little
Speaker 1: while ago when I got a note Fortion saying that
Speaker 1: he'd updated my life insurance co And I would have
Speaker 1: thought all my money would go equally to my children,
Speaker 1: not so he updated it so it was like fifty
Speaker 1: percent him and then whatever was left over was divided children.
Speaker 1: I really did trust him until when I was driving
Speaker 1: my car the brakes didn't work. He's like, oh, what's
Speaker 1: going on. Take it to a mechanic, and the mechanic said,
Speaker 1: there is an actual slice in the break hose. And
Speaker 1: the mechanic looks me, and I'm not joking. He goes,
Speaker 1: there's someone who doesn't like you.
Speaker 2: Strike.
Speaker 1: Okay, So my family's a little bit dysfunctional, but at
Speaker 1: least like an adult.
Speaker 2: See what I have paid a dollar every time my
Speaker 2: wife said I have three children, I go, no, you've
Speaker 2: got two.
Speaker 3: S Ah, you're talking about me as well.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So to Snoop Doggie Dog. My girl abs
Speaker 1: in the newsroom and all the braless women go off.
Speaker 1: Queens have a wonderful weekend. All my love Jody, very.
Speaker 3: Nice, good stuff. Another excell tion OF's dark had.
Speaker 1: A bit of everything, didn't it. And I love how
Speaker 1: I seamlessly segued from Abby's very heartfelt letter in the
Speaker 1: Snoop Doggy Dog.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay we're to from here.
Speaker 2: Let's talk Snoop dogg seems like your stock standard scene
Speaker 2: was transition right.
Speaker 3: The guest speaking story this town has several scenes, is huge, juicy.
Speaker 1: The news we all wanted to hear this morning. Jimmy
Speaker 1: Barnes's back of the swing after his recent surgery, launching
Speaker 1: his rumored rockabilly global supergroup. You heard that right, that.
Speaker 3: Got your standard stand you expect from Jimmy.
Speaker 6: You know what, the.
Speaker 3: Jimmy Barnes and the mall rats. What did my brain
Speaker 3: going that direction? That's not it?
Speaker 2: The barn Stormers, barn Stormers right, what about Jimmy's vocals,
Speaker 2: the vocal cords going, well, this is.
Speaker 3: A refreshing change. We're not getting beaten to a bolp.
Speaker 1: So he's just had hip replacement surgery and it forced
Speaker 1: him off the road in December, but he's back with
Speaker 1: the barn Stormers and we love it. Good on you, Jimmy,
Speaker 1: good stuff, good South Australian boy. Prince Harry and Megan
Speaker 1: Mark Will have declared it is Archie and Lily Bett's
Speaker 1: birthright to use their Prince and Princess titles. Might we
Speaker 1: were talking about this yesterday, so in a new statement
Speaker 1: defending the decision to use the children's royal titles, the
Speaker 1: Sussexes said the matter had been settled for some time
Speaker 1: with King Charles, who obviously must approve good stuff. I
Speaker 1: feel like, if you're not an active royal, if you're
Speaker 1: not giving back to the community like Diana did, like
Speaker 1: you know, the queen did for seven hundred years, then
Speaker 1: can you call yourself a prince and a princess?
Speaker 3: Doesn't feel right, does it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: For example, I mean doctor Dre sort of doctor even
Speaker 2: is he is he certified doctor?
Speaker 3: Is he taking appointments?
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Does he have the certificate?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I genuinely don't think he's treating your ear infection doctor Dre.
Speaker 3: No, he's not. And Doctor Dre, I've got a severe
Speaker 3: case of gout. Can you come see it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: No, the solution isn't some new what beats by Dre headphones?
Speaker 2: Does he fixed my gout at all?
Speaker 1: I know? Cole Sprouse has done an interview. Now, Cole
Speaker 1: Sprouse was on Riverdal and dated his co host Lily.
Speaker 1: They were Jugead Jones and Betty on the show. You
Speaker 1: might recall. Now the interview starts with Cole asking if
Speaker 1: he can smoke inside, and then the interviewer agrees, so
Speaker 1: He spends the rest of the interview just spilling his
Speaker 1: feelings while dragging on a cigarette, and he candidly chatted
Speaker 1: about his split from his co host Lily Have a Listen.
Speaker 1: Do you think it lasted longer because you were working together?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Absolutely, I mean there was a lot of pressure
Speaker 3: towards other people. Really.
Speaker 6: I think if I had loved myself a little more,
Speaker 6: I probably would have laughed a little earlier. But I
Speaker 6: just felt like I had to take care of a
Speaker 6: lot of people around me, which was not good for me.
Speaker 6: I probably should have exercised a bit more selfishness. But also,
Speaker 6: in very many ways, all the cliches about dating someone
Speaker 6: you work with are very true.
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about col Sprass, but it just
Speaker 2: sort of feels like cold could be someone who consumes
Speaker 2: a lot of his own bath water.
Speaker 3: Am I right for picking up those bombs?
Speaker 1: I think so, I think you might. And then he
Speaker 1: just gives it a big.
Speaker 3: What is the eighties.
Speaker 6: On?
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 1: Who smokes inside anymore?
Speaker 5: Come on?
Speaker 1: Go outside into one of those little cages in the
Speaker 1: pubs like everyone else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly where people and sit there and go, oh, look,
Speaker 2: it's a smoker.
Speaker 1: It's almost like they're on display, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Back in the day first started going out when you're eighteen,
Speaker 2: and I'd come home and Mum would give me a
Speaker 2: hug and she has, Oh, I know you've been smoking. Okay,
Speaker 2: so let's just deal with this and go No, Mom,
Speaker 2: I don't smoke. But that's what the time was. You
Speaker 2: go out and you get covered in cigarettes.
Speaker 1: Disgusting. Wasn't it really added to the hangover, didn't it?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: And big news on Nobay yesterday Kate, Tim and Joel
Speaker 1: has morphed into Ricky Lee. Tim and Joel have a
Speaker 1: listen to the announcement Ricky Lady, Jim and Joel.
Speaker 2: It's the game excuses charge.
Speaker 3: A bit of Anthony Keys in there as well of spice.
Speaker 1: And I think the sentiment yesterday and I echo it
Speaker 1: is I loved Kate. I love Kate Richie, and she's
Speaker 1: making an announcement about her future this morning. But also,
Speaker 1: if there's anyone fit to replace Kate Richie, it is
Speaker 1: Ricky Lee.
Speaker 3: We love her.
Speaker 2: Also, feedback has been fantastic. We've spoken to a couple
Speaker 2: of times already and she is beautiful, wonderful. And then
Speaker 2: what I like as well is it? Sometimes he'll just
Speaker 2: bust into song.
Speaker 3: And you go, oh, that's right. She's actually one of
Speaker 3: the best singers on the plane.
Speaker 1: She's actually got an amazing voice, and she's a performer.
Speaker 1: You forget about that because she's so good on radio.
Speaker 3: Very good stuff.
Speaker 2: Book for holiday you this summer, because he's at a
Speaker 2: little different on holiday, more daring, relaxing, sometimes be more fancy.
Speaker 1: And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit
Speaker 1: your style?
Speaker 3: Booking to get away on the what if? What if
Speaker 3: it's Ozzie for travel? What do your kids call you
Speaker 3: at home? Mum, mum?
Speaker 1: Until I don't want them to anymore.
Speaker 3: So if I've heard, well, would you know what to
Speaker 3: be called mum?
Speaker 1: That's if you've heard it seventy eight times in a row, mom, mom, mum.
Speaker 1: So I get to the point with mine and I'll
Speaker 1: just go, I'm not mum anymore. And that's when they
Speaker 1: know to call me Jody.
Speaker 3: So they'll call you. How al are your kids again?
Speaker 3: Take us through the twenty two years old. That's fine,
Speaker 3: she can call you Jody whatever she mum.
Speaker 1: And she does. And then we've got eleven, nine and.
Speaker 2: Three okay, and they called him Jody threshold, Jody nappy,
Speaker 2: change it.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: So right now my daughter is too, and it's this
Speaker 2: beautiful little age where she's starting to construct sentences and
Speaker 2: all sorts of things.
Speaker 1: Isn't it fascinating They learned something like sixty new words
Speaker 1: a day when they're that age. Is that right? It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: It's really really nice. So for a long time she
Speaker 2: goes to elc and there's a young girl there called Charity.
Speaker 2: So Lotti is convinced that her name is Charity. We're like, no,
Speaker 2: it's Lotty, and she says, no, it's Charity. And also
Speaker 2: she's going through this phase where she calls mom, mum,
Speaker 2: and me something else and we got her last.
Speaker 3: Night name.
Speaker 6: Name.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure about the formalities of my waughter call
Speaker 2: it my two year old daughter calling me hazy.
Speaker 1: So yeah, because there's not many people that call you Andrew,
Speaker 1: I only use the word Andrew when you annoy me.
Speaker 1: Everyone calls you hazy.
Speaker 3: Right, that's exactly the context of using the word Andrew.
Speaker 2: My parents included i've done something wrong, they'll call me Andrew, obviously,
Speaker 2: but my wife can't calls me hazy as well?
Speaker 1: Does she?
Speaker 3: And now my daughter? So is this acceptable?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Can you play that again? That's the cutest little thing
Speaker 1: I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: Gommy's name his name, she said with such passionate So
Speaker 3: she can call me hazy. Yeah, do you know that?
Speaker 3: I draw the line at horse.
Speaker 6: You got the time machine.
Speaker 7: On this daisy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome Friday, Get it weekends upon us, Get it queens.
Speaker 2: Let's get a queen's go off. Let's take a little
Speaker 2: trip in the meantime as well down memory Lane.
Speaker 3: Friday. It's the tenth of March. Let's start.
Speaker 2: In nineteen seventy one, Timberland was born in Virginia. Today's
Speaker 2: his fifty second birthday. Probably name Timothy Mosely.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I like Timberland. Hello Timberland speaking.
Speaker 3: It's Timberland. Here, can I help you? I'm looking for
Speaker 3: Timothy Moseley.
Speaker 1: Actually, oh, he's not it.
Speaker 2: Nineteen fifty eight, Adelade's first parking meters began operating in
Speaker 2: Rundle and Heimley Streets.
Speaker 3: And haven't the.
Speaker 1: Park a great invention?
Speaker 3: And haven't the guys that run that just become rock stars?
Speaker 3: Ever since?
Speaker 1: I actually feel sorry for parking inspectors.
Speaker 2: So do I because it's a job and they're just
Speaker 2: doing the job. And you never get a parking ticket
Speaker 2: for doing the right.
Speaker 3: Thing, do you.
Speaker 1: No? And also no one ever comes up to you
Speaker 1: and goes, thank you so much for doing that. I
Speaker 1: really appreciate that fifty eight dollar fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that time that we were trying to doorstop Ryan
Speaker 2: Burton for the whole day, Yes, and he didn't turn
Speaker 2: up to Calvary Hospital to get a scammed And I
Speaker 2: went and got my car at quarter past three and
Speaker 2: it turned out that I had a three hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty eight dollars.
Speaker 3: Fine because I was in a bus zone.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I cried.
Speaker 1: I think I cried, And you didn't get the Ryan burn.
Speaker 4: No, Burt.
Speaker 3: I looked towards the heaven and said, what am I doing?
Speaker 3: What's going on here?
Speaker 2: Ninety ninety seven Buffy the Vampire Slayer created by Josh
Speaker 2: Weed and then starting Sarah Michelle Galla, premiers on Wbtelor's network.
Speaker 3: You're not seeing the big picture here. I mean that
Speaker 3: gym was full of vamp Sarah Michelle back in the day.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was settled down.
Speaker 3: I mean, is it hot in here? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Oh boy, because she looked gorgeous. In the words of
Speaker 3: Tony Greg calm down, Dirty Bird.
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty one, video gaming platform Roadblocks goes public on
Speaker 2: the New York Stock Exchange, valued at forty five billion dollars.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget the time that my sister in law
Speaker 1: was sitting at the pub at the paort Elliot Pub
Speaker 1: and looked at her phone and said, oh my god,
Speaker 1: my daughter has spent four hundred dollars on Roadblocks right
Speaker 1: before Christmas. Four hundred dollars. Really, yeah, can you.
Speaker 3: Get that back?
Speaker 1: Yeah she did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, that's cool. Well done roade box people, Yeah,
Speaker 3: well done.
Speaker 1: I mean it was an initial show from her, though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like there's a lot of dodgy transactions
Speaker 2: going on via infants. That one song on March ten
Speaker 2: and twenty fifteen was four or five seconds by Rhianna.
Speaker 2: Paul McCartney was on that song, and I love how
Speaker 2: so many people post that were like, this guy's.
Speaker 3: Good a future.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's good. His nee, he's not bad.
Speaker 2: This dude, yeah got a pretty solid pass too. He Oh,
Speaker 2: she's back, ready to attack the weekends.
Speaker 1: Back in the courtroom where she belongs. Dear Judge, Jody,
Speaker 1: I met my girlfriend a year ago and I've justsed
Speaker 1: she said, yes, this is a happy letter so far.
Speaker 1: My family live into state, and we're so excited that
Speaker 1: they flew us over to meet them. Everyone liked her.
Speaker 1: We had a great week, except that her and my
Speaker 1: mum really don't get along at all.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, oh boy. Indeed that's a tough one.
Speaker 1: I respect my mum and her opinions so much it's
Speaker 1: hard not to have doubts. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: I'm really disappointed that she didn't make more of an
Speaker 1: effort to get along with my girlfriend, especially when the
Speaker 1: rest of the family liked her. My girlfriend has also
Speaker 1: said she's now uncomfortable visiting and doesn't want to go
Speaker 1: back anytime soon. Should I be worried, Jodi? Or do
Speaker 1: I just accept that they won't get along? Anonymous from
Speaker 1: Plympton A couple of red flags here, A.
Speaker 3: Couple of red flags. Very interesting anonymous joke for Fry.
Speaker 2: It feels like a bit of a red flag. But
Speaker 2: then I mean, it's got to go both ways. The
Speaker 2: mom needs to be accommodating. Yeah, there has to be
Speaker 2: an initial welcoming stage where you it shouldn't the girlfriend
Speaker 2: of someone coming into a family, in my opinion, shouldn't
Speaker 2: be on display and they shouldn't have to instantly prove themselves.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you'll find that out pretty soon.
Speaker 1: The thing that worries me about this, this is the
Speaker 1: first week that they've spent together.
Speaker 3: It should be this should be the honeymoon period.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So how is it that they've instantly gone, Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't really I don't take to her and she
Speaker 1: doesn't take to me. Like that's that's very worrying. Very
Speaker 1: early on. It's almost like one of them has made
Speaker 1: a snap judgment very quickly about how they feel.
Speaker 3: Did you instantly get along with Greg's parents?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I love his family, I really do.
Speaker 3: Is it both ways?
Speaker 1: I don't know who's to say? Is to be in
Speaker 1: the newsroom? What are your thoughts on this one?
Speaker 4: I feel like the son needs to have a chat
Speaker 4: with mum, Like if the rest of the family liked her,
Speaker 4: then what's mum's problem?
Speaker 1: But he probably needs to have a chat with her
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 4: But my ex boyfriend up in cans his mother told
Speaker 4: me that I was high maintenance after I said to
Speaker 4: her that he needs some mental health health help. Because
Speaker 4: of being in the army or that sorry, the navy. Yeah.
Speaker 4: She was like, well, Abbe, you are quite high maintenance,
Speaker 4: and I was like, this is never gonna work because
Speaker 4: now I really don't like you.
Speaker 1: So anyway, we ended up splitting up.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I feel like there needs to be a
Speaker 4: conversation of mum, what's what's the real reason behind why
Speaker 4: you don't like her?
Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: Abs as well, because you're you're very quote yeah and
Speaker 2: you're quote on your Instagram by was if you can't
Speaker 2: handle me at my worst, and you should, he.
Speaker 3: Don't deserve me my best.
Speaker 1: Just picturing you said this week that you've got resting
Speaker 1: bitch face. I'm picturing how much of that the mother
Speaker 1: in law.
Speaker 3: Was that explained to her.
Speaker 1: This chick thinks she's cool, she's on radio. Get her out.
Speaker 1: That's awful. Thirteen twenty four ten. We need some jurors here,
Speaker 1: and also we've got some exclusive invites to Novah's Red
Speaker 1: Room for next week for international du joe topic.
Speaker 2: All right, thirteen twenty fourteen, give us a call. Judge
Speaker 2: thirty has returned. It's a real doozy for a Friday.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I love my mother in law. I can't
Speaker 1: rest that enough. She looks after my children a.
Speaker 3: Lot way winking at me.
Speaker 1: It was a tricky one this morning. So basically, a
Speaker 1: guy has just proposed to his girlfriend. They flew into
Speaker 1: state to meet the family, and then the mother and
Speaker 1: the girlfriend instantly decided that they didn't like each other.
Speaker 1: So now the boyfriend or the fiance is like, well,
Speaker 1: what do I do? Is this a red flag? Do
Speaker 1: I call it quits on this relationship?
Speaker 3: That's tough, isn't it.
Speaker 1: In a situation where I've had a partner who's I
Speaker 1: had an argument with with with his mum.
Speaker 3: Really was it? I'm going to give you some context
Speaker 3: for a couple of drinks.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, she it was a real overstep from her.
Speaker 1: It was sort of her wading into the relationship when
Speaker 1: she really shouldn't have.
Speaker 3: You stood up yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know she was lovely, but it's very
Speaker 1: difficult to come back with. Like Abby in the newsroom
Speaker 1: was saying, if someone says you're high maintenance, you're not
Speaker 1: coming back from that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard not to really storm out of there
Speaker 2: and creative we've ever seene're clicking your fingers, Ah.
Speaker 1: Okay, I am a woman. I have never had an
Speaker 1: argument with someone and walked away clicking my fingers go screaming.
Speaker 1: This has never happened, and if it ever does happen,
Speaker 1: then you feel free to slap me hard in the face.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, thank you permission.
Speaker 1: Ah okay thirteen twenty four ten. We need some jurors
Speaker 1: on this one. Let's go to Christy from Old Ronella. Hey, Christy, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I hell? Are we good? What needs to happen here?
Speaker 9: Are the man needs to stand his ground one hundred percent.
Speaker 9: I love love my mother in law. We have a
Speaker 9: very close relationship. But two weeks before our wedding, debates
Speaker 9: happened and things got into play and I got called
Speaker 9: a gold digger. Ooh, and my husband we've been together
Speaker 9: seven years, married, next two years, next Monday, and he
Speaker 9: stood my ground, and he stood his ground and said, Mum,
Speaker 9: you can't do that. If you love your partner a
Speaker 9: love and you want to be with her, you'll tell
Speaker 9: your mother where the line is.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's it's such a good point because not only does
Speaker 2: define the relationship between between you and your mother in law,
Speaker 2: but you get a good idea of your your potential
Speaker 2: future partner as well.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm listening to everything you're saying, Christie, but
Speaker 1: in my head, I'm thinking, how quickly can Hazy get up?
Speaker 1: And seeing she years a gold nigger, how quickly can
Speaker 1: you do that for me?
Speaker 9: No one wants a mummy's boy.
Speaker 1: No, No, that's very too true. Thank you, Christie, thank you.
Speaker 1: It's going to mark him from Graine. But hey, Morgan,
Speaker 1: what are your thoughts on this one?
Speaker 4: I think mummy's sad that she's losing her baby, so
Speaker 4: she doesn't want anyone else to have you.
Speaker 1: It's a funny old relationship, isn't it Between a mum
Speaker 1: and a son. It's very very tight. And they do
Speaker 1: say that there's a lot of mothers who feel a
Speaker 1: lot of jealousy when their partners find someone else, don't
Speaker 1: they It's different from.
Speaker 3: Mother and daughter.
Speaker 9: I think mother and son they just have something different
Speaker 9: and they don't want anyone.
Speaker 3: Else to have him. Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, the other way I can compare that is I
Speaker 2: know that's going to be similar to me my daughter
Speaker 2: right locker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, thank you, Morgan. Let's go to
Speaker 1: Jackie from rich Haven. Hey Jackie, Hi, how are you good.
Speaker 1: Thank you. What's going on in this situation? What are
Speaker 1: your thoughts?
Speaker 8: Look, I feel if he has his missus back, it
Speaker 8: will last. Should he not stand up to his mother
Speaker 8: and just say, look, I'm in love with this person,
Speaker 8: you know, like, where's the compromisation here from his mother?
Speaker 8: So you know, look, at the end of the day,
Speaker 8: as a mom myself, if your son is in your
Speaker 8: love and he's happy and he's been true, that's right.
Speaker 8: Well that's all you can ask as a parent.
Speaker 1: Very true.
Speaker 8: Thank you, Yeah, thank you, that's okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: Everyone who's jumped on air is off to Nova's Red
Speaker 1: room to see DJ Topic next week.
Speaker 3: She's some good calls coming through this morning. Very wise
Speaker 3: and insightful.
Speaker 1: I feel. And this is do you want my ruling?
Speaker 3: Do you want to all let's just sit on it
Speaker 3: for a second.
Speaker 1: Okay, just take a breath, Jo to.
Speaker 2: Take a bit different breath. But spend a big week
Speaker 2: for you. The judge had snoop dogg on Wednesday night.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to retire to my chambers.
Speaker 2: And as we know, on Wednesday night, the air wasn't
Speaker 2: as pure and clean as it should have been.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, sig start if you do.
Speaker 2: If you're not jumping in for a quick cause, well,
Speaker 2: don't forget some tickets. And when I say tickets, I
Speaker 2: main exclusive invites to see topic via Nova's Red Room
Speaker 2: to give away. I would send us a textough for
Speaker 2: double O number nine, number nine Jodi Naty.
Speaker 1: Just have a situation this morning where a guy's girlfriend
Speaker 1: has just met his mum and they didn't get along.
Speaker 3: He's proposed.
Speaker 1: Now he's thinking, well, is these massive red flags that
Speaker 1: I should be worried about? Because obviously mums think they
Speaker 1: know what's best for their little boys, don't they.
Speaker 2: Absolutely they do. It's a very very unique relationship between
Speaker 2: a mother and a son.
Speaker 1: Yes, However, on this occasion, I do think I agree
Speaker 1: with the callers in the sense that the son needs
Speaker 1: to step up. He needs to have his partner's back
Speaker 1: and go to his mom and say, can you please
Speaker 1: just at least make an effort to get to know
Speaker 1: her and to get to like her, right, please just
Speaker 1: try and then go from there and see what happens. Wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: why do you look so stunned and astounded?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: You just so against mothers. That's your final ruling. But
Speaker 2: he's where I feel like it's a little bit true.
Speaker 1: Question my ruling.
Speaker 3: Very goodness to me, and now it's completely official.
Speaker 2: So what happens if you tell mom where to go
Speaker 2: effectively and then the relationship doesn't work, well, then.
Speaker 1: You can repair the relationship with your mum and just
Speaker 1: go Okay, mum, you were right on this occasion.
Speaker 3: Okay, that can always happen. That there's always a repaarable
Speaker 3: option with mum, do.
Speaker 1: You think, yes, yeah, yeah, mums will always have their
Speaker 1: doors open to their children no matter what happens. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so that can be fixed. However, I just think mum
Speaker 1: needs to give this woman a chance.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, very good. I'm tht if you ever
Speaker 3: questioned me.
Speaker 2: Thoughts on that and the ruling? Still get involved? Oh
Speaker 2: for double O nine nine is the text line. Some
Speaker 2: big news inside the Nova network, some very big breaking news.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you want me to make the announcement?
Speaker 3: Yes, please, you'll do it better than me, let's be honest. Okay.
Speaker 1: Well, the big news this morning is that Kate Richie,
Speaker 1: our girl Kate is joining Fitzie and Whipper on Breakfast
Speaker 1: in Sydney. So Kate's going to be back.
Speaker 3: Very good stuff.
Speaker 1: Awesome.
Speaker 3: All right, let's hear the moments that it was announced
Speaker 3: over in Sydney this morning. I can't believe us. I've
Speaker 3: just picked up the sheet here and it doesn't say
Speaker 3: the Fitz WI Show. It says Fitz and Whipper with
Speaker 3: Kate Richie. Welcome to the show Monday. Can we do
Speaker 3: a proper show? So glad?
Speaker 1: It is so nice to be here and excited to
Speaker 1: be back in the studio making radio after eight years
Speaker 1: of doing it with Tim and Marty and then Joel.
Speaker 1: I learnt a great deal and now I'm here to
Speaker 1: teach you everything I know.
Speaker 10: This is awesome.
Speaker 3: Can you not bring any of the off air skills
Speaker 3: from the Drive show in here? Because they've got a
Speaker 3: different lifestyle to us. We get up very early in
Speaker 3: the morning, mate, so kick those habits. Hey, We've had
Speaker 3: a few brainstorming sessions Kate that we want to I
Speaker 3: don't know. We might throw a few things at you,
Speaker 3: deceive anything sticks, maybe some segma. Nine years you've got
Speaker 3: that wrap up of the.
Speaker 4: Way.
Speaker 2: There you go, Fitz Whipper with Kate Ritchie, which means,
Speaker 2: of course, which we learnt this morning.
Speaker 3: Wiki Lee is now officially part of the Drop Show.
Speaker 1: I'm incredibly jealous of Kate. I've always wondered with.
Speaker 3: Joy and ask us anything.
Speaker 10: Oh.
Speaker 2: I love his parts because the vulnerability is just off
Speaker 2: its head, isn't it?
Speaker 3: How you like putting yourself in uncomfortable situations? Don't where
Speaker 3: you can.
Speaker 2: Be really, really open and honest and answer extremely honestly
Speaker 2: in the situation.
Speaker 1: Breakfast at over nine one nine dot com dot are
Speaker 1: you if you'd like to get involved? Producer Sean joins us, Now,
Speaker 1: what did you got for us?
Speaker 3: Good morning?
Speaker 7: Well, firstly, can you tell me how's to call me
Speaker 7: a bumblebee this morning? Do I look like a bumblebee?
Speaker 3: Class? Does? Good news?
Speaker 5: Audience? You're going to get the truth today?
Speaker 3: Good stuff.
Speaker 7: Zeb from park Home has written in and going morning guys,
Speaker 7: Happy Friday.
Speaker 5: I just want to know what is your guilty pleasure song?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 5: I know it's Spice Girl, so we can just.
Speaker 1: That's yours.
Speaker 2: It would be easy for me to just say this,
Speaker 2: I mean that would be that would be lazy. It's
Speaker 2: a good tune, though, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I think it's hinder I'm not really sure going to
Speaker 3: say this. Five Flights Our city. How good. And of
Speaker 3: course when that's not in the mix, it's I mean,
Speaker 3: it's it's definitely got to be this.
Speaker 4: Fire.
Speaker 3: You don't hear enough Johnny cash on no, but do
Speaker 3: you show no, No, you don't.
Speaker 1: Also feel a little bit like it was like one
Speaker 1: guilty pleasure song and you've just reeled off about ten.
Speaker 5: You've got three songs already.
Speaker 1: He's got one.
Speaker 3: Flow right, actually doesn't.
Speaker 2: Joke.
Speaker 5: You know there's a dancing goes with this, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's proper dancemers it goes this is yeah, oh.
Speaker 5: Just Jody's dance. He goes low on the chair.
Speaker 3: Oh, there we go, So that h that chair has
Speaker 3: got a meeting with hr alright.
Speaker 7: My second question is from Amber from Modbury and she's
Speaker 7: gone hazy. I can't imagine or much of a romantic
Speaker 7: but I'm dying to know from the both of you.
Speaker 7: What's the most romantic thing you've ever done for your partner?
Speaker 3: Gat question?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what what romantic thing are you doing to your
Speaker 1: partner tomorrow on your anniversary? What romance are you bringing
Speaker 1: to the table?
Speaker 3: Please, I'm in a bit of a pickle.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: We've got a footy reunion tomorrow, and it's a proper
Speaker 2: big deal at Adelaide over one hundred and seventy.
Speaker 3: Five bucks a ticket. Yeah, so, and I completely forgot
Speaker 3: about the dates.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow's my wedding anniversary and it's my mother in law's
Speaker 2: sixtieth birthday.
Speaker 1: So Cara is going along with you to the footy reunion. Right,
Speaker 1: at least you'll have a nice dinner. She can get
Speaker 1: dressed up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's going to a mum's sixty. It's controversial, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm in trouble. Yeah, I've written a song before. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's an awful song thought that goes behind him?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 1: Is that for Kara?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in trouble. This is fun.
Speaker 1: I love this segment.
Speaker 2: So scared if I tried to write car or something
Speaker 2: right now, I just know how cringed out she'd be.
Speaker 5: From the heart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she'd love.
Speaker 1: It was a romantic thing I did. I traveled a
Speaker 1: very long way to surprise someone who was working into state,
Speaker 1: and it wasn't overly well received, Like what are you
Speaker 1: doing here? Sounds good? Well, well, yep, we'll move.
Speaker 5: On from that.
Speaker 3: Move on swiftly there, mister Bumblebee.
Speaker 1: And let's go back to talking about his body.
Speaker 5: Read and kel from Bedford Park has gone.
Speaker 7: We all know you know your adult entertainment name is
Speaker 7: your first street and your first pet mashed together.
Speaker 5: So, Jody and Hazy, what is your adult entertainer name?
Speaker 1: Do you want to go first? I had to text
Speaker 1: my mum about this one because it wasn't quite sure.
Speaker 3: What the street the streets the streets of Hobart.
Speaker 1: So you finished, you too?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay. So the first street was Miller Street and the
Speaker 1: first pet was a three legged cat called Misty. So
Speaker 1: Misty Miller.
Speaker 3: I like it, Misty Miller. That actually works.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 7: I would google that, but I'm afraid I'm going to
Speaker 7: get done for hr. That is crazy, Misty Miller.
Speaker 2: This is unbelievable coincidence. You're not going to believe this.
Speaker 2: So our first pet wasn't it pet? It was a
Speaker 2: cattle doog, big brutal kelpie. His name was Horse, and
Speaker 2: we grew up on Mhorseman Lane, so mine was horse Mchorseman.
Speaker 5: You can't get over the horse, can you?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Actually it's Tadpole row Allen.
Speaker 2: Yes, our dog's name was Tadpole Taddy, and we grew
Speaker 2: up on a farm and the property name was Roe Allen.
Speaker 3: That's nowhere nearest Sexy's Misty Miller?
Speaker 5: Is it not at all?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: How is Our next guest is playing at the Rhino
Speaker 1: Room as part of the Adelaide Fringe twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: Please say a very warm welcome to Nick, Britain. Good
Speaker 1: morning you guys. How's it going? We were just having
Speaker 1: concert chat off their Yes, we of course had Edge
Speaker 1: Sheer in here. Sixty thousand people at the Adelaide Oval
Speaker 1: was incredible.
Speaker 3: It was electric, it was crazy.
Speaker 1: Everyone was out for something.
Speaker 3: It was great.
Speaker 1: But can I say the first three songs? I was like, ooh,
Speaker 1: I'm done from three here, Like, I don't know any
Speaker 1: of those songs. And you were saying you went to
Speaker 1: the Chili Peppers. I did.
Speaker 10: I went to the Chili Peppers in Sydney at the
Speaker 10: I don't know if news got over here to Adelaide,
Speaker 10: but it was a bit of a ful because of
Speaker 10: a two hour concert. And I've got to say they
Speaker 10: were amazing.
Speaker 1: They brought a show.
Speaker 10: They were in their sixties and they still look very good.
Speaker 1: But of two hours on you five sons, Oh no, yeah,
Speaker 1: under the Bridge Downtown.
Speaker 10: No under the Bridge, No under the bridge, no scar tissue.
Speaker 10: What like the hits that they left off.
Speaker 1: Were it was extraordinary.
Speaker 3: Grow up Anthony, Anthony, grow up to John and Flee.
Speaker 1: Going show is so fun.
Speaker 10: I'm doing a split bill with beautiful Claire Hooper. Yeah
Speaker 10: at the Rhino Room. We're doing half an hour each
Speaker 10: and it is Oh man.
Speaker 1: I just love Adelaide audiences.
Speaker 10: I know everyone comes here and they're like, oh, we
Speaker 10: love you, buy tickets to our show. I feel no
Speaker 10: compulsion or obligation. I just genuinely think you guys are
Speaker 10: so up for a good time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 10: You know, there's a lot of audiences who are not
Speaker 10: that I say anything that's politically incorrect or you know,
Speaker 10: offensive to anyone in particular. I mean it gets a
Speaker 10: bit filthy, but Adelaide is just up for it all.
Speaker 10: It's such a treat to perform here every time.
Speaker 1: I love that you get filthy because I always say
Speaker 1: to Hazy over here, you would have you. We would
Speaker 1: shop your pants off my girlfriends and I with what
Speaker 1: we talk about. I mean, you have no idea.
Speaker 10: You can't say that without shocking his pants off with consent.
Speaker 10: Everywhere else that's my point.
Speaker 1: Go on, you love taking your pants?
Speaker 2: Oh goodness, math I did see as well, just going
Speaker 2: through your little bye it says nominated for most Outstanding
Speaker 2: Show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3: Yes, so that's a big big deal.
Speaker 10: It is a big, big big deal and it's and
Speaker 10: I'm so grateful for it and it's lovely. It was
Speaker 10: that we couldn't have any international acts coming in and
Speaker 10: doing shows. So am I gonna say that the competition
Speaker 10: wasn't as high that year?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not. I'm going to lean into my success.
Speaker 3: That's a nothing detail for me.
Speaker 10: I think I'm the best committean in the country, in
Speaker 10: the world.
Speaker 2: We will completely take that because even if say, I
Speaker 2: don't know, you're competing against the athletes, and the top
Speaker 2: athletes are Russian, but the Russians aren't allowed to compete
Speaker 2: at the moment, they still awad a gold medal.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's very true, isn't it.
Speaker 1: And also I would say, Nikki, you turned up, you
Speaker 1: showed up.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 3: I showed you there.
Speaker 5: I showed up and I brought I brought the lulls.
Speaker 10: Yeah, exactly right, And that's that's what we're doing here
Speaker 10: as well. I do have a solo show as well
Speaker 10: on Sunday, and people want to come to that. It's
Speaker 10: at the Howling Owl the Halfe.
Speaker 1: Where's the howling Ow? Goodness?
Speaker 3: Such a cool questions.
Speaker 10: From the extent states of I'll tell you about half
Speaker 10: an hour before that show happens, right, I've googled it?
Speaker 1: Can you text me? Yeah, I'll create that.
Speaker 2: Did you think that you would come on a radio
Speaker 2: show in Adelaide and the people who live and have
Speaker 2: always been that I would ask you questions where to
Speaker 2: get to places in Adelaide and they're from Cydney who
Speaker 2: saw that coming out.
Speaker 1: It's also, this is such a great city for a festival.
Speaker 10: Everything's so close. I mean literally, run a room is
Speaker 10: across the road from where we're And also I'm not
Speaker 10: ashamed to say I'm staying at the Mantra, which is
Speaker 10: on the other side of this building.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is a really nice little zone
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I mean, honestly, I could do five of these interviews
Speaker 10: and twelve shows and still not reach my step count
Speaker 10: for the day. And that's the kind of geography I enjoy, guys.
Speaker 1: But also your manager just booking your time at the Mantra. Yeah, Nikki,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming. You my pleasure. You
Speaker 1: guys get back to the Mantra.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I can keep.
Speaker 10: My eyes closed and still make my way there.
Speaker 1: I'm sure.
Speaker 2: Right up until Sunday nights at the Rhina Room, that's
Speaker 2: where we're going to catch you. Yeah, excellent, looking forward
Speaker 2: to make sure you go down get some tickets. Nikki
Speaker 2: brittin absolute pleasure. Thank you so much.
Speaker 10: Thanks guy.
Speaker 3: It's been a big week, very big week. Next week
Speaker 3: as well, we're going to speak to the Lord. Yes,
Speaker 3: we are looking forward to that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to get the latest from the oscars
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't believe it one Minute's exciting because it's
Speaker 2: finally coming here. But it's our Thursday nights will be
Speaker 2: Nervous Red Room featuring topic. So score your last invites
Speaker 2: all next week.
Speaker 1: You know when you're bracing yourself because you're not it's
Speaker 1: going to be a massive night.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So you're always like you're like gear to the age
Speaker 2: where you start to think about the hangover already?
Speaker 3: Are you thinking about that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going to be epic.
Speaker 1: More chances to get in the drawer for first class
Speaker 1: and fifty k all next week as well. Andrew Hayes,
Speaker 1: you've been.
Speaker 2: A pleasure, have you been. Jod's welcome back producer Sean.
Speaker 2: You look like a bumblebee, but you're not sick. That's fantastic.
Speaker 2: Enjoy the rest of your weekend, everybody, Happy long weekend? Yeah,
Speaker 2: enjoy Goodbye hanover Night, One Night, The min