Speaker 1: Pay Adelaide In twenty twenty three, we've supersized your morning.
Speaker 2: The boys are back. It's better Lam and Bell.
Speaker 1: There's a couple of other Adelaide legends joining the Nova
Speaker 1: Morning lineup this year.
Speaker 3: And.
Speaker 2: This is an interesting change.
Speaker 1: Ben Liam and Bell from six AM and now Jodyotti
Speaker 1: and Andrew Hayes seven till nine, My Friends, the Last
Speaker 1: Double the Fine a much better looking bad show than
Speaker 1: recent years.
Speaker 3: Significantly. Actually, it all starts now.
Speaker 2: Yes, good morning.
Speaker 4: We are than you, guys, and it's good to be
Speaker 4: chatting to you this morning on day three.
Speaker 3: With the new kids on the block, but not the good.
Speaker 5: Ones that sing like real bangers. But we are new
Speaker 5: kids nonetheless.
Speaker 4: In KOTV, in ko TV, as I preferred to record
Speaker 4: in their latter stages.
Speaker 5: You're a show off because I was trying to think
Speaker 5: of the acronym in my head and I couldn't believe
Speaker 5: at you just rolls off the tongue the old abies
Speaker 5: birds doesn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course straight too. Look, it's good to be here, Joe.
Speaker 4: It's because I still finding our feet.
Speaker 2: Team.
Speaker 4: We're learning so much about each other and our listeners.
Speaker 4: Everyone's getting involved. Thirteen twenty four to ten text line
Speaker 4: as well. Oh fall double o nine nine nine my nine.
Speaker 5: It's been busy, like a real speed dating vibe about us,
Speaker 5: isn't it get to know us real quick.
Speaker 2: And we'd like to get to know you everyone else?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I'd love to do that.
Speaker 2: What have you speed data before?
Speaker 3: I've never have?
Speaker 4: I nicecause that sounds like an awkward situation.
Speaker 5: Oh can you imagine sitting there trying to get to
Speaker 5: know someone in like fifteen seconds?
Speaker 3: Embarrassing? I can't think of anything worse. Just quietly, I've.
Speaker 4: Got one for you. What text line? This one says
Speaker 4: so good to have Jody back on the radio. I
Speaker 4: used to listen to her on nix. There's a lot
Speaker 4: of texts and a lot of messages coming through of
Speaker 4: that ILK, which is really nice.
Speaker 7: That's lovely.
Speaker 3: Thank you, that's really nice feedback.
Speaker 4: And also I've just been looking at some of the
Speaker 4: comments again on the advertisement.
Speaker 3: Something articles tring do it why as well?
Speaker 4: All the comments about you love. This one says Hayes
Speaker 4: is a soaking wet blanket. Not a wet blanket, not
Speaker 4: a damp blanket. It's so soaking wet blankets.
Speaker 3: Oh that's horrible. You're Oh you're not.
Speaker 5: It's so defensive when people say horrible things, particularly about you,
Speaker 5: because you're.
Speaker 3: Not a blanket and you're not soaking and you're not wet.
Speaker 4: But as said, if youre going to do something, to
Speaker 4: do it properly. So if you're going to be your blanket,
Speaker 4: that's a little bit moist than go hard.
Speaker 2: Yes, it needs to be soaking.
Speaker 5: To know someone said you sounded like you should be
Speaker 5: delivering a ulibhit.
Speaker 2: It's all good, solid feedback. Strikers in good form.
Speaker 4: But see the boys up and about again last night
Speaker 4: put on over two hundred, big winner over the Renegades,
Speaker 4: our boy Chris Lan's sixty nine.
Speaker 2: Not out. They're on far in the top three.
Speaker 3: Good number to finish on two, isn't it classic?
Speaker 5: Yep? Hey, big show coming up, Hazy, Are you schnitting
Speaker 5: me your chance to win a one hundred dollars schnit house?
Speaker 7: About you?
Speaker 5: This is where one of us tells the truth, one
Speaker 5: of us tells a lie, and you, as the listener,
Speaker 5: have to work out who's being honest and who's been
Speaker 5: just eightful Hazy This week got a bit of hate
Speaker 5: on the TiSER website you also got a bit of
Speaker 5: hate from a very unlikely source.
Speaker 3: We need to talk about that as well.
Speaker 5: And yesterday we promised you Sam Smith tickets. We've got
Speaker 5: them to give away, and we also promised a very
Speaker 5: big announcement.
Speaker 3: Are you ready for it?
Speaker 4: Let's get into it. It's time for a little version
Speaker 4: of ask us Anything where I'm going to fink some
Speaker 4: questions at you.
Speaker 2: You've got to be open and honest.
Speaker 5: Why do I have to Why do I have to
Speaker 5: answer the questions? Why can't I ask you the question?
Speaker 4: Because you're the big dog, You're the voice of reason,
Speaker 4: so true and what you say sticks?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, And if you've got some intriguing questions as well.
Speaker 4: Text line O full double nine nine one nine, I'll
Speaker 4: start celebrity hall pass.
Speaker 2: Who have you got?
Speaker 4: And have you had had an open conversation with your
Speaker 4: beautiful husband Greg about this?
Speaker 6: Umm?
Speaker 3: Not really?
Speaker 5: But it's unwritten that I should be allowed to have
Speaker 5: sex with David Beckham?
Speaker 3: Really should I ever get the opportunity written?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: He doesn't need to be spoken about David Beckham.
Speaker 4: That's just the rule, which is strange because his first
Speaker 4: name is David and not greet because you've got a
Speaker 4: strong history with gregs.
Speaker 2: We know that, yes we do. But there you go.
Speaker 2: David Beckham.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't he with David?
Speaker 2: Who would say no? Who the hell would say no
Speaker 2: to David Beckham?
Speaker 3: As long as he didn't talk?
Speaker 2: Just lets him down a little, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: I'd be like this. I'd be like David, David, there's
Speaker 3: no need for words. That's okay.
Speaker 4: You can see him coming towards you. You're trying to
Speaker 4: whisper something. No no, no, no, no no no. That's going
Speaker 4: to do so much more damage than you think. Okay,
Speaker 4: lets just stop David. All right, David Beckham, that's a
Speaker 4: good one.
Speaker 5: Hello, Jody, get out, Dave.
Speaker 2: Not good enough? Greg can't pick me up?
Speaker 3: Put your shirt back on?
Speaker 2: That was quick, Jodey, what happened? Didn't got a plan?
Speaker 2: Should we get backers?
Speaker 5: In the mood?
Speaker 7: David?
Speaker 2: You were?
Speaker 3: I told you one rule? Don't talk?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: This one come through via the text line I fell
Speaker 4: two for double O rather nine or nine nine on nine?
Speaker 4: Now They rattled off the text line of a previous
Speaker 4: employer again and stuff. Career aspirations? Did you always want
Speaker 4: to do media?
Speaker 3: I like when I think about it.
Speaker 5: I always wanted to work around sport because I always
Speaker 5: played sport growing up. And then I got I don't
Speaker 5: know why, I don't I don't know why I did this,
Speaker 5: but I started studying nursing, really for six months. I
Speaker 5: did six months of nursing on the Gold Coast. And
Speaker 5: then do you know what they do to They put
Speaker 5: you in the like the elderly homes, just to really
Speaker 5: weed out who was serious about caring for other people.
Speaker 3: And then I worked out pretty quick smart. I wasn't that.
Speaker 2: Competitiveent you weed you got weeded out. How did Jody
Speaker 2: go over the old folks?
Speaker 5: Yeh?
Speaker 2: Last of the morning?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Could you?
Speaker 5: Gareth needs a shower in room twenty four, Jody, can.
Speaker 3: You just go and attend to Naked eighty nine? Roll Gareth? No,
Speaker 3: I don't want to. I'm going to hide around the
Speaker 3: corner and read the whip. Say that's what I'm going
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 4: And by the way, Gareth knows you're coming to and
Speaker 4: he's ready for it. He's a bit of a character, Gareth.
Speaker 4: That's how we refer to him. I've got one for iswel.
Speaker 5: Gareth didn't hate young blondes, you know, from the nursing.
Speaker 4: Of course he didn't. Jodi pulled out and they said
Speaker 4: him Darren. He was very upset with that last question.
Speaker 4: Do you find your co worker or co workers attractive?
Speaker 4: And this is a fun, safe environment. There's a lot
Speaker 4: of new people here. Should we go through them all individually?
Speaker 3: Zoey Dooey's hot? I do find her attracted?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: The producer, Oh boy, there you go, good solid honesty.
Speaker 5: So are you what about cut There's no question about that.
Speaker 2: Cute as button.
Speaker 3: Ye, he's no Gareth.
Speaker 2: He speaks. He speaks much better than David Beckham. He's
Speaker 2: got that coming for him as well.
Speaker 5: So are you essentially asking me if I think you're hot?
Speaker 3: Is that what you're asking?
Speaker 4: Hey, this was a question that came through via the
Speaker 4: text line. This is a question via the people.
Speaker 5: So when I pick up my phone and look at
Speaker 5: the text line, it says, hazy, do you think I'm hot? I?
Speaker 2: Thank goodness I sent that text to the right person.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, can I be completely honest.
Speaker 7: With this one.
Speaker 5: I've always thought you were hot always. We've worked together
Speaker 5: for a long time Channel seven, Channel ten. We've gone
Speaker 5: to a lot of press conferences together.
Speaker 7: Do you.
Speaker 8: Spaking story?
Speaker 2: This town so much is huge?
Speaker 5: Oh God, Prince Harry is the gift that keeps on giving.
Speaker 5: So it's He's booked out today and it's on Amazon
Speaker 5: and it's gone number one already. It's gone gangbusters. I
Speaker 5: think we were looking at buying the audio book.
Speaker 3: How much does it cost? Do you know, Sean ep.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well we just jumped on and bought an audible subscription.
Speaker 3: So oh we've got a subscription book. Did I pay
Speaker 3: for that? How much did that cost me?
Speaker 2: The bills in the mouth?
Speaker 4: Okay, you didn't even say how much? Was just take
Speaker 4: my money? I want to listen.
Speaker 5: Hey for it, and now I want to know how
Speaker 5: much it costs the Royal family.
Speaker 3: This is an amazing story.
Speaker 5: Believes Prince Harry has been kidnapped by a cult of
Speaker 5: psychotherapy and Meghan Markle. According to a report, a Royal
Speaker 5: sources told The Independent that the family fears it has.
Speaker 3: Fully lost him to cult like beliefs.
Speaker 5: It clearly blames on his California actress wife Markle.
Speaker 4: I'm not a good man at reading social situations, but
Speaker 4: I get the feeling that Meghan Markle is not popular
Speaker 4: within the Royal family. Are you picking up that vibe
Speaker 4: that was?
Speaker 3: That was fairly perceptive. I think what about this?
Speaker 5: The influx of cyclists on Adelaide's roads and the lead
Speaker 5: up to the tool down under has triggered a polea
Speaker 5: from police, the writers and drivers to learn the rules.
Speaker 4: You've become a psychost I have some at the minutes,
Speaker 4: and I've been riding my bike everywhere to and from
Speaker 4: work for.
Speaker 2: The last three or four weeks and it's brutal out there.
Speaker 5: Let me pull back the curtain here for a moment.
Speaker 5: You had a car when you were at Sihead and
Speaker 5: they said you can give that back.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 4: They said, you give that back, thanks, that is not
Speaker 4: your property. Get out immediately. I said, well, I've got
Speaker 4: a bike at home, so look to jump into this world.
Speaker 4: You get some really really solid looks from motorists, like
Speaker 4: there's an instant disrespect.
Speaker 5: So I'm the opposite. I respect cyclist and I don't
Speaker 5: want to hit one. So if I see a cyclist,
Speaker 5: I will I'm one of those people that viers so
Speaker 5: wide around them because I'm just terrified of clipping one.
Speaker 2: That's good. We don't want to be clipped by you, no,
Speaker 2: So thanks for playing ball.
Speaker 3: You haven't invested in the Liker yet, No.
Speaker 2: And that's not something I wo'll jump down.
Speaker 4: I am looking forward to though eventually if I do
Speaker 4: get on like a train, putting on the clip clops
Speaker 4: as well and just clipping and clopping my way from
Speaker 4: cafe to cafe.
Speaker 2: Late.
Speaker 3: Thanks very nice.
Speaker 5: Also, there's been a threat from Extinction Rebellion the protesters
Speaker 5: that they will do some said protests at the start
Speaker 5: lines of several tour down under Legs.
Speaker 2: So just on that. I mean, you know me pretty well, Joey.
Speaker 4: Do you think that the environmentalists and someone like myself
Speaker 4: would be the type of people who would come together
Speaker 4: and catch up and have fun conversations over a couple
Speaker 4: of biers? What are these guys and what are they
Speaker 4: all about?
Speaker 3: Do you know yourself?
Speaker 5: Do you think you could have an educated conversation with
Speaker 5: someone about climate change?
Speaker 4: Well, I just don't want them to glue themselves to
Speaker 4: the table and it's time to pay the bill.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what they're going to do.
Speaker 5: They'll glue themselves to the pavement and then they call
Speaker 5: the fieries and the cops and then they come and
Speaker 5: they bring what is essentially nail polish remover to unglue
Speaker 5: them from the road, and then they arrest them and
Speaker 5: off they go.
Speaker 2: Is it fair to say they're not sending a message
Speaker 2: of just being annoying.
Speaker 5: Well, they can be annoying when they disrupt traffic at
Speaker 5: peak ow.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 5: Let's go from climate change to a really smooth segway
Speaker 5: to The Bachelor, which is back on Channel ten last. Okay, so,
Speaker 5: if you don't know, there are three one, not two,
Speaker 5: but three bachelors this year on the show.
Speaker 3: One of them Felix.
Speaker 5: Who's your quintessential six bit like you hazy, six foot,
Speaker 5: chisel jaw, dark hair, like real handsome, sort of cat bit.
Speaker 2: Alopecia is what.
Speaker 3: We're talking You have alopecia? Felix does not.
Speaker 5: Okay, he doesn't have patches in his beard and on
Speaker 5: his head anyway, So Felix ruffled some feathers last night
Speaker 5: at one of the cocktail parties by putting on a
Speaker 5: full show.
Speaker 3: He lifted up a blanket and then had like.
Speaker 5: A bit of a pash with Tilly, and then one
Speaker 5: of the other bachelors were like, hey, man, rein it in.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, guys, how are youse.
Speaker 4: There's still other people hair, oh care, Come on, like, seriously,
Speaker 4: you know what this is all about. You're either on
Speaker 4: there to get a profile. Who's genuinely going on the
Speaker 4: Bachelor these days and saying I am looking for true love.
Speaker 2: It's not really.
Speaker 4: It doesn't feel like the most organic place to find
Speaker 4: true love.
Speaker 2: So I think.
Speaker 4: Feelix is doing what most other people would do in
Speaker 4: that situation.
Speaker 2: He's sampling all the fruits.
Speaker 5: Would you go in there and try and get as
Speaker 5: many passions as you could?
Speaker 3: Would that be your aim? I mean, I know you're
Speaker 3: happily married.
Speaker 5: With small children, but let's put that aside from one moment.
Speaker 3: Would you, if you were.
Speaker 5: On the Bachelor, just really mack on with as many
Speaker 5: of the girls as you could see.
Speaker 2: I get so awkward seeing vision of myself dancing.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine how awkward would be to watch vision
Speaker 4: of myself pashing on.
Speaker 2: That's why I wouldn't want to.
Speaker 5: Well, one of the girls, bachelorette, Ella, didn't like it.
Speaker 5: She tapped out of all the madness and she sent
Speaker 5: herself home because she's like.
Speaker 3: You know what, I'm just emotionally not reny.
Speaker 7: In my past, my boyfriend did cheat on me.
Speaker 6: I'm obviously not emotionally ready for this, so I've got
Speaker 6: to be bashed by just well, is.
Speaker 4: It confusing that you can't instantly find true love in
Speaker 4: a contest where you're competing with tens of other women
Speaker 4: for just three men's of What show?
Speaker 3: Did you think you signed up for? Ella? What show?
Speaker 3: For goodness sake, it is a competition. You're up against
Speaker 3: twenty other chicks. He's going to pash other people. I'm ready, Well,
Speaker 3: don't go on the show. We love feedback.
Speaker 5: However, you like to laugh at people who say nasty
Speaker 5: things to you online, so we don't.
Speaker 3: No, I don't, I don't. I like it. It hurts
Speaker 3: my heart.
Speaker 5: Someone said this morning that you were like a soaking
Speaker 5: wet blanket.
Speaker 4: Not a wet blanket, like a blanket that's been absolutely
Speaker 4: just doused in water.
Speaker 2: Just soaking wet blanket, a little keyboard warrior.
Speaker 5: So let's hear ourselves up, shall we? With some nice feedback? Hey, Michael,
Speaker 5: you've given us a call.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Hey guys, tell you good thank you.
Speaker 9: I just want to say thank you for being on
Speaker 9: the radio at seven am. It makes it makes it easier.
Speaker 2: Good on you, Michael, from a beauty part of the
Speaker 2: world as well, Golden Road. It's good to have you
Speaker 2: on board.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it is telling the old boom bugs, you know
Speaker 9: that old dial beings. I always have that on over
Speaker 9: and that's it.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 4: You know who that sets a good vibe with. I
Speaker 4: think Nova Boy likes the cruise around with a boom
Speaker 4: box as well.
Speaker 3: He certainly does.
Speaker 5: And then Michael, when you're done with the boombox, you
Speaker 5: pick up your little sony walkman and get.
Speaker 3: Around with that for the rest.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I wish I still have one of
Speaker 9: them the day.
Speaker 3: They kind of retro now, aren't they.
Speaker 9: Michael, Yeah, they have. I remember I had one from
Speaker 9: an older one and I had to hold it straight
Speaker 9: to walk around. If they didn't hold it straight, it
Speaker 9: would skip the stom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you tipped it over the shop.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so you just had to walk around with your
Speaker 9: hands straight.
Speaker 10: Up in the Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was like a platter of food, was it?
Speaker 2: And then somehow put out still keep this cool vibe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, as you walk around up within two heads in
Speaker 5: front of your holding diment, it's even possible.
Speaker 4: Good on you, Michael, you go so in the drawer.
Speaker 4: Michael is for Novus free for twenty three. Just get
Speaker 4: yourself on the air, to get yourself in the drawer
Speaker 4: to have you Bill's car covered for a good year
Speaker 4: or so.
Speaker 2: Let's get into this all alive, all right.
Speaker 4: So this Joe's is where how absolutely extraordinary young producers.
Speaker 2: Zoe comes in.
Speaker 4: She does some research and she just sort of tells
Speaker 4: us a bunch of people who are very, very notable
Speaker 4: who might have just sort of slipped under the radio
Speaker 4: after the last a couple of years.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so she will chuck some names
Speaker 5: at us, and we and everyone who's playing along at
Speaker 5: home have to work out if they are as the
Speaker 5: name of the segment suggests, dead or alive.
Speaker 3: So we welcome, thank.
Speaker 7: You, good morning all be ready.
Speaker 6: I'm feeling good about today. We started off strong for Hazy.
Speaker 6: It's three to one. How the score stands now from
Speaker 6: a last round. Not a super strong performance from Joe's.
Speaker 6: So we're over mate, it's going to be ractified today.
Speaker 5: I reckon, you're like one of those horses at the
Speaker 5: Magic Millions on the Gold Coast yesterday.
Speaker 3: Just went bang, read your own race.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ten kilometers down the Gold Coast Highway, I went.
Speaker 6: I'm feeling good for you today, Joe, So are we ready?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Good? Feeling good? Yeah?
Speaker 7: First up?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 7: Ray Charles.
Speaker 1: Jack to come.
Speaker 6: Back an American sing American singer, songwriter, and pianist. He
Speaker 6: is regarded as one of the most iconic and influential
Speaker 6: singers in history, knowing for Hit.
Speaker 7: The Road, Jack Can't Stop Loving You.
Speaker 6: Born nineteen thirty in September, Dead or alive, hazy, Let's
Speaker 6: kick off with the reigning champh Jeez.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm sorry, unbelievable good of this game, so it's ridiculous,
Speaker 4: so I'll give you the answer here. Unfortunately, Joe, so
Speaker 4: he passed away.
Speaker 2: Okay, so there you go. You've good Jades.
Speaker 7: What do you reckon?
Speaker 5: Right? Well, I just firstly want to commend you for
Speaker 5: the way you pronounced pianist.
Speaker 3: You did very well. Thank You'll be real careful with
Speaker 3: that word pianist.
Speaker 2: What's the version?
Speaker 3: Well, it sounds a bit like something else, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Anyway, he's dead, Like what.
Speaker 7: All right? Both thinking dead?
Speaker 6: Yep, correct, he's dead. He died in two thousand and
Speaker 6: three following health battles.
Speaker 7: It's come to liver failure, bumma.
Speaker 4: The only problem with what we're doing here is when
Speaker 4: we successfully both say that someone's dead and we get
Speaker 4: it right, we have a little celebration.
Speaker 7: It is green. Well, feels wrong, We'll jump into another one.
Speaker 2: But Ray doesn't know.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 7: Number two, Bill Gates along.
Speaker 2: I'm Bill Gates, chairman of Microsoft.
Speaker 6: William Henry Gates the Third an American business magnate and
Speaker 6: philanthropist and co founder of Microsoft, born in nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 7: Dead or alive.
Speaker 2: You got first, Joe.
Speaker 3: He'll still with us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bill is still with us.
Speaker 4: Definitely. I feel like we would have heard something. It
Speaker 4: will be huge when Bill Gates passed away. I don't
Speaker 4: think Bill's that all?
Speaker 7: Is he He is alive. That's a success story for
Speaker 7: both of you.
Speaker 3: Actually, Yes for Bill, Bill the life of someone.
Speaker 6: So that one tripped me up because of Steve Jobs.
Speaker 6: To me, they're the same person.
Speaker 5: I was thinking, Yes, yes, Zoey, I'm with you all right?
Speaker 6: One, all yeah, one, all for this one and last
Speaker 6: but not least.
Speaker 7: Larry King, Oh next.
Speaker 2: Larry King Live.
Speaker 6: An American television and radio host. Over his career, he's
Speaker 6: hosted over fifty thousand interviews, most popular for Larry King
Speaker 6: Show and Larry King Live. Is he dead or alive?
Speaker 3: Let you go first?
Speaker 2: Oh, I have no idea. I'm going to say that
Speaker 2: he unfortunately is no longer with us.
Speaker 5: Judy, I'm also going to say that he is, wow
Speaker 5: both longer with us, because I reckon it was quite
Speaker 5: recent that he passed away.
Speaker 7: All right, you are correct he has died.
Speaker 6: Which, yeah, he died in twenty twenty one from complications
Speaker 6: from COVID.
Speaker 3: I hope you've got a tiebreaker.
Speaker 6: I actually have to call it a tie right, which,
Speaker 6: actually that's good.
Speaker 7: You're back a bit.
Speaker 2: I'll take that because it means I'm still overall in
Speaker 2: the lead.
Speaker 3: You are.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it is now six ' four. We'll play again
Speaker 6: next week, and Joe, it's time for comeback.
Speaker 2: There you go, Okay, Jodie, just start thinking about shut up.
Speaker 3: Everyone was happy with that performance today.
Speaker 2: Research. Can you start researching some death? Please? Do need
Speaker 2: some advice? Because you're a mother of hundreds of girls?
Speaker 4: Yeah, four girls. We've established that that you're a girl factory. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's what you do. Raging and angels ages from three
Speaker 4: to twenty.
Speaker 3: One, yeah, nearly twenty two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh boy, just a little eighteen year gap in between.
Speaker 3: I've been first off for a very very long period
Speaker 3: in my life.
Speaker 2: You certainly have. That's the very respect way to describe it.
Speaker 3: Just rock over a girl factory and go a, I
Speaker 3: want one, Well, I'm your woman.
Speaker 2: Hey you got a girl for me? Sure gives nine months?
Speaker 3: You want a boy, he's not down the road?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I have a boy. Yeah, I have a
Speaker 4: four year old boy, and I have a two year
Speaker 4: old girl. Four year old boys. Getting the stage where
Speaker 4: we have some very very interesting conversations, where we have
Speaker 4: genuine conversations about everything. Okay, and I have to set
Speaker 4: some rules. My wife is the best mother that I've
Speaker 4: ever known. Like, sounds like I'm saying she's better than
Speaker 4: my mother.
Speaker 5: She is, sounds like she's better than me.
Speaker 2: Also, probably, I'm going to say probably.
Speaker 4: I just set the boundary the other day and say
Speaker 4: to my four year old son at about seven thirty
Speaker 4: in the morning, No, you cannot have ice cream for breakfast.
Speaker 3: Good parenting, your learn It wasn't.
Speaker 4: I nearly I nearly cracked too. Yeah, I nearly got
Speaker 4: the I nearly got the Golden North out. Yeah right,
Speaker 4: but I didn't. I said no, mate, you can't have
Speaker 4: ice cream for breakfast. Maybe you can have ice cream
Speaker 4: for dessert. You need to have toast or cereal or
Speaker 4: something else.
Speaker 5: Okay, but define dessert so after you've had your toast
Speaker 5: in cereal, then you.
Speaker 4: Can dessert at nighttime dessert and the p yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: we don't have desert at breakfast in the Hayes household.
Speaker 4: So that wasn't received very well. And for the first
Speaker 4: time in my life, in my relationship with my kids,
Speaker 4: he turned to me and he said, I hate you.
Speaker 3: That is year old arrow through the hearts.
Speaker 2: Oh, and it really really hurt me.
Speaker 5: Did you take a deep breath, walk away, which is
Speaker 5: what you should have done, and just reassessed and got okay,
Speaker 5: he's for he doesn't mean it, it's fine.
Speaker 3: And did you go back to him and then deal
Speaker 3: with him appropriately?
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, I dealt with it the same way that you
Speaker 4: deal with an adult, very in a childish, immature way.
Speaker 4: And I said, well, good, I hate you too, which
Speaker 4: almost rattled him. You look at me and man, okay,
Speaker 4: then we're on the same we're on the same path
Speaker 4: here and looked started watching TV again.
Speaker 2: I didn't handle it very well. I don't think you.
Speaker 5: Told your four year old. So you've responded like a child.
Speaker 3: You've got good. I hate you?
Speaker 2: Who are you very immature?
Speaker 5: Are you at childcare in the playground and you're having
Speaker 5: a fight over who gets to use the monkey bars?
Speaker 2: It felt like that sort of situation.
Speaker 5: Oh god, well, I mean someone who's well qualified to
Speaker 5: assess this situation and a little surprised for you now,
Speaker 5: but car Off Online, morning.
Speaker 2: Morning, missus, hood, morning god.
Speaker 5: So how well did your husband handle that situation with
Speaker 5: his son?
Speaker 10: Look, he could have handled a lot better. I often
Speaker 10: feel like I've got three children when Henry and Andrew
Speaker 10: start be fering, because he really does deal with a
Speaker 10: lot of it like a child. As they come looking
Speaker 10: for me, you can hear through the background Andrew and
Speaker 10: Henry Andrew doesn't give him enough credit. He can push
Speaker 10: Andrew's buttons like nothing on earth, and they often it's
Speaker 10: only going to get worse if Henry gets older. I
Speaker 10: can see it now. I know this is the same child,
Speaker 10: remember you, I often say to his poor mate, like,
Speaker 10: after us this morning, if we could go to Africa.
Speaker 11: On a plane to the day.
Speaker 10: He doesn't get the concept of what he's saying or
Speaker 10: what he's doing. He's got an invisible friend called Nothing
Speaker 10: who's nothing foul. If Henry does anything wrong, nothing told
Speaker 10: him to do. And that's his reasoning out of everything.
Speaker 10: And he is hazy, just pickering back with it before.
Speaker 2: That's not fair. He started it. Are you schnitting me?
Speaker 5: A one hundred dollars Schnithou's voucher on the line right here,
Speaker 5: right now, Mary from Broadview is playing along.
Speaker 6: Hey Mary, Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 3: We're great? Thank you. You're new to our new show.
Speaker 7: How are we going?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Really good.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 9: I love no but yeah, you listen to it.
Speaker 4: All the time.
Speaker 2: All right, well, thanks for getting involved this morning.
Speaker 3: All right, Mary, this is how this is going to
Speaker 3: roll out. We're gonna tell a story.
Speaker 5: I'll go first, you can go second, Andrew, and you
Speaker 5: just have to tell us which one of us is
Speaker 5: schnitting you.
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, okay, all.
Speaker 3: Right, okay, Hazy.
Speaker 5: Back in the day, I had a little patch where
Speaker 5: where I my first marriage ended before my second one began.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you were off slaying some dragon. Is that
Speaker 4: what you're trying to say? You're trying to find, mister Wright.
Speaker 3: I was trying to find mister Wright, and where do
Speaker 3: you find mister Wright?
Speaker 2: A Maroon at Marble Bar, not at Marble Bar.
Speaker 5: Adam Maron five concert. So basically I went along with
Speaker 5: a girlfriend and I hope my husband's not listening this morning,
Speaker 5: and we were like, wonder where the Dan's staying. So
Speaker 5: we went back to the Hilton, right because we heard
Speaker 5: that they were staying there.
Speaker 3: And then we're in the bar.
Speaker 5: Sure enough, the band comes back and there were a
Speaker 5: few beverages consumed, and I may or may not have
Speaker 5: passed one of the band members of Maron five.
Speaker 4: Yes, so look, I can ask one question. Let me
Speaker 4: ask one one that's it was that Adam the Vein.
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it wasn't Adam on the Vein. It was
Speaker 2: one of the other guys.
Speaker 3: It was one of the you know, backup dudes.
Speaker 2: Right and no disrechecting Marine five. But off the top
Speaker 2: of my head, can't really roll off their names.
Speaker 3: The others like the Rolling Stones, you could name them all, sure,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 4: Not so okay, it's pretty believable, I must say not
Speaker 4: because I think you're that way incline that you're searching
Speaker 4: as your time where you're a little groupie.
Speaker 3: I have Melusy goosey. You're not suggesting that hate Mary believable.
Speaker 9: Maybe maybe no one hear yours what you got.
Speaker 4: So when I was I grew up on the farm
Speaker 4: and I actually went to a school. My primary school
Speaker 4: there were fifteen kids. I was the only one in
Speaker 4: my year and it was no one near above. And
Speaker 4: that's probably why I have some difficulties having conversations, normal
Speaker 4: conversations with people. Came from a very very nice little
Speaker 4: country ara an isolated part of the planet, which is beautiful.
Speaker 3: Fifteen people in your entire.
Speaker 2: School, My entire school, there was fifteen kids.
Speaker 3: Who was your teacher?
Speaker 4: I do remember it as Missus Walker who was I'll
Speaker 4: say this before I get into it. Time was a
Speaker 4: little bit different back then, and she was very very
Speaker 4: back handsy if you misbehave, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Oh you think it's a little bit different back then.
Speaker 4: And then I had Missus Craigie. Okay, she was an
Speaker 4: absolute angel. Fifteen kids and I was school captain two
Speaker 4: years in a row by defaults.
Speaker 2: But no one's done it before the kids.
Speaker 5: You can't claim school captain, Well, you're in charge of
Speaker 5: fourteen other children.
Speaker 2: Yes, well school has since been shut down.
Speaker 10: There you go, Mary, Yep, thoughts, I reckon it's the
Speaker 10: Maroon five story.
Speaker 9: I reckon it might be that one.
Speaker 2: I didn't anyone from you were hoping.
Speaker 4: What does that say about Jody though Mary? When you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: that's more believable.
Speaker 5: Do you know the best way to get friends is
Speaker 5: to waterline, bribe them, purchase them as you will.
Speaker 3: We for the fuse of you out there. We just
Speaker 3: played a little bit of Sam Smith audio and that
Speaker 3: was your cue to call who we got on the
Speaker 3: line there.
Speaker 4: Hazy, let's get Elaine from trot Park. Good morning to you, Elaine.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, to Coer, I love you so much.
Speaker 4: Okay, so what we're going to tell you is keep
Speaker 4: trying because we've got some Sam Smith tickets to give
Speaker 4: to you before nine o'clock.
Speaker 8: Ok yeah, oh my god, I love you guys.
Speaker 4: I'd listen.
Speaker 11: Think she started this week. But before obviously I was
Speaker 11: a keen Ben and Lee and far and I must say,
Speaker 11: and then obviously Small was his surgery was also giving
Speaker 11: away tickets, so I got to got to know him
Speaker 11: really well too. The morning before even get dressed. How
Speaker 11: such is that?
Speaker 3: And then your commitment to the cause is admirable. It's
Speaker 3: been amazing.
Speaker 11: Oh but yeah the shows a great too. I mean yeah,
Speaker 11: you guys are really sort of yeah, you make my
Speaker 11: life bearable.
Speaker 9: What can you say?
Speaker 2: That's good? I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: Well, Sam Smith's going to make your life absolutely magical, Elaine?
Speaker 4: Am I am? I picking up an English accent there
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 1: Yes you are.
Speaker 11: I came to Australia three years ago with my family.
Speaker 11: I never managed to see him in the UK, so
Speaker 11: you can imagine how delighted I am that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Oh my goodness, just pinching myself.
Speaker 9: Is it really this dream?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I'm living the life. I'm never tired lady.
Speaker 5: So yeah, the concert, said Smith. It's Gloria the Twitter
Speaker 5: Adelaide playing the Entertainment Center Saturday, October twenty eight and
Speaker 5: you can get your tickets on Wednesday, January eighteen at
Speaker 5: twelve thirty pm.
Speaker 3: No need for you, Elaine, you are after Sam Smith.
Speaker 2: Good stuff alone.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: And it's Jodi and Hazy on Adelaide's over no on nine.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Well how is you?
Speaker 5: It's me and my Lafe's mission this week to bring
Speaker 5: in friends of the show. This guy, I can't begin
Speaker 5: to explain. When you see him in the building, when
Speaker 5: you see him at sports press conferences, the reaction between
Speaker 5: the two of you is just what can only be
Speaker 5: described as pure man love.
Speaker 2: It's just teacht me to an area where I'm a
Speaker 2: four year old again.
Speaker 4: I know, it's really good like a four year old
Speaker 4: and I'm meeting Buzz Lightyear in the flesh exactly.
Speaker 3: What it's like. Good morning to you, beautiful.
Speaker 12: Tom radh It's so good to be here. I was
Speaker 12: going to say four year old might be overstating it,
Speaker 12: maybe more like two or three. But I've gotta say
Speaker 12: I've seen you two in the building and I just
Speaker 12: had to come in. Both rock stars but very humble
Speaker 12: as well. So it is a pleasure to be here
Speaker 12: this morning with you.
Speaker 3: It's so nice just explained to each other what you
Speaker 3: did when you saw each other. There was a lot
Speaker 3: of touching. There's a lot of holding hands, a lot
Speaker 3: of a lot of grumty.
Speaker 12: Hazy is a very attractive man, and I'm just always
Speaker 12: keen to get my hands and my body on all
Speaker 12: over his I was about to say something really awkward.
Speaker 2: Then could not be more mutual to us, by the way, and.
Speaker 12: Like Danny DeVito and Towards Stegger from Twins, but it works.
Speaker 2: We make it work. You just make it work. Sometimes
Speaker 2: that's what you've got to do. Good friends as work
Speaker 2: with that.
Speaker 4: Tommy's wife Sarah, and quite often we'll get into Sarah's
Speaker 4: here and just say, look, you don't know how lucky you.
Speaker 2: Are, Sarah. Don't you let him go? Ever?
Speaker 4: And Sarah actually said, just to make a pain bit
Speaker 4: of a visual, and what Tommy's wearing right now, it's
Speaker 4: like he's got this belt shorts ensemble with a thin
Speaker 4: it's a Tommy Hill figure polo his hair.
Speaker 2: Then it's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Sarah said to us the other day that it's four
Speaker 4: o'clock in the morning, when you're getting to go work
Speaker 4: at double A.
Speaker 2: You wake her up and ask her what you should wear?
Speaker 12: Happened this morning nowhing's James.
Speaker 4: She's asking Caa what I should wear. Hence I'm wearing
Speaker 4: my money's on my head.
Speaker 12: She said to me the other day, she said, you're
Speaker 12: thirty nine years of age.
Speaker 2: You're forty this year.
Speaker 12: She said, it might be time where we draw the
Speaker 12: line and you start to have to dress yourself.
Speaker 5: Well, the other thing is it comes full circle, doesn't
Speaker 5: it when you're a little kid, When you're a little
Speaker 5: boy and the apple of mother's eye, you'll lay out
Speaker 5: your clothes for school the next day.
Speaker 3: You idiots are.
Speaker 12: Still doing it there.
Speaker 2: Forty is a cutoff date, though, is it?
Speaker 5: Oh? Is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That'll do?
Speaker 3: Oh? No, I start now.
Speaker 2: I think they made a movie. We can start and
Speaker 2: step brothers.
Speaker 12: So I'm going to say Will Ferrell.
Speaker 2: Got a forty year old delinquence.
Speaker 5: Well, Johnny, thanks for coming in giving us some man love.
Speaker 5: You are the hardest working man in media, There's no
Speaker 5: question about that.
Speaker 12: It is a joy to listen to you guys, great chemistry.
Speaker 12: Loving the show already and can't wait for a massive
Speaker 12: twenty twenty three. It's going to be outstanding.
Speaker 3: That's so nice. Go and give him a hug.
Speaker 2: You know you want to, all right, you're tuning, you