Speaker 1: We got getty morning every day, Dad, I'm not afool.
Speaker 1: I got my unch packed up, my boots.
Speaker 2: Oh bye, don't get anyway.
Speaker 3: Yesterday today yesterday. So most of the public schools went
Speaker 3: back yesterday after very wearing school holidays. I have to say.
Speaker 2: Midyear two weeks have felt like six.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure did. Private schools mostly go back today. So anyway,
Speaker 3: all the kids are back at school and I had
Speaker 3: my four and a half year old's first day of
Speaker 3: reception yesterday.
Speaker 2: Wasn't that nice? What a beautiful little milestone.
Speaker 3: Mark's the end of child care fees and a big
Speaker 3: shout out to Susan at our childcare and who's been
Speaker 3: magnificent and raised all three of my children. Isn't that wonderful?
Speaker 2: Bordmate?
Speaker 4: You as well running away from child care fees and
Speaker 4: just going oh what's that school face?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, not as bad as shog care fias.
Speaker 3: I'll give you the big tip anyway. So I think
Speaker 3: there are around three thousand children yesterday that started this
Speaker 3: new midgi intake whereby kids can go a little bit younger,
Speaker 3: because the government deemed that that was necessary and they
Speaker 3: based it. I watched the Education Minister Blair boy last
Speaker 3: night on the Newsgo. We based it on emotional intelligence, development,
Speaker 3: and maturity. Each parent is required to assess those three
Speaker 3: things before they send their children of school. Like she's going, yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm super emotional with her intelligence.
Speaker 2: Why she crying so much?
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Pretty sure that is of joy.
Speaker 3: You can go to school halfway through the years. So
Speaker 3: little half I went off to school yesterday. I wasn't
Speaker 3: too worried actually, because she's got a little posse of
Speaker 3: boys that she hangs around, Hugo, Muttin Locke and Archie boys.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you.
Speaker 2: Mean, yeah, boydreams. She hasn't worked out boy dreams yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are little bodyguards too, by the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not coming very ambulator, like a little crewth
Speaker 3: I've all got their red bandanna offull. They were discooed.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: So I felt pretty chilled and happy that this is
Speaker 3: the last process that we're going through for primary school.
Speaker 3: So I had sat down how to chat with her
Speaker 3: last night and I was like, how did it go?
Speaker 3: And her first thing was, I went to the toilet
Speaker 3: by myself. That's a big that was in the build up.
Speaker 3: She always wanted mum and dad to take it to
Speaker 3: the toilet, but she said she went by someone like
Speaker 3: that's crap because they got one pairs. But anyway, it's
Speaker 3: a win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a small wins.
Speaker 3: So I was putting out a bed last night and
Speaker 3: I just thought I'll just record her and see how
Speaker 3: she went. What was today school day? Your first day?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, what did you like about it?
Speaker 2: I like summer playing with me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, your big sister, how long do you think you
Speaker 3: have to go to school for? Forever? Forever?
Speaker 1: Yea?
Speaker 3: What in your eg any of your lunch today?
Speaker 1: Because I didn't want it in that container?
Speaker 3: Oh it was the wrong container.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And what did you learn? Nothing? Nothing? Care numbers, numbers, you.
Speaker 4: Know, it's really refreshing, but nothing's changed centuries of schooling.
Speaker 4: Kids will refuse to eat what they're given. Yes, And
Speaker 4: also what did you learn?
Speaker 3: Nothing? God, the amount of times you would have said
Speaker 3: that to Deirdre. What do you learn today? Andrew? Absolutely nothing?
Speaker 3: But you were right?
Speaker 2: Quick conversations too, high school air? Good? What'd you do?
Speaker 2: Nothing done?
Speaker 3: Good? Thanks?
Speaker 2: Good chat.
Speaker 3: Also, she's developed a new nickname for her mum and
Speaker 3: dad at the moment, and I'm not sure about it.
Speaker 3: What did you just call me? Old man? Just say
Speaker 3: what old man? Would you say? Old man?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 3: Old man, Hello, old lady, Hello.
Speaker 1: Old people, oldum.
Speaker 3: Who's the smartest person in your class? Me?
Speaker 2: That's funny. I've been saying this for years.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're getting caught an old man when you're a lady. Yeah.
Speaker 2: That can be confronting.
Speaker 3: That hurts. But yesterday, at around lunchtime, I thought, I'm
Speaker 3: just going to wander down to us I've held out
Speaker 3: to Greek was home. I was like, I'm just going
Speaker 3: to take the dog for a walk, knowing full well
Speaker 3: they'd be out in the playground, and I just wanted
Speaker 3: to spy her. So I just did a little lap
Speaker 3: around the block of the school with sid and I
Speaker 3: was just trying to keep an eye because you had
Speaker 3: that fear as a parent that they'll be alone, sitting
Speaker 3: there crying by themselves. So I just wanted to double
Speaker 3: check on her. So here I am I ran into
Speaker 3: another parent. She's like, what are you doing. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: just I'm just taking the dog for a walk. But
Speaker 3: I was like scouring the school around just to see
Speaker 3: that she was okay.
Speaker 4: The kids have gone back inside and ab so you
Speaker 4: can probably relate to this as well. There's a woman
Speaker 4: out there with a weird bred eye.
Speaker 2: What's that? It's okay, it's.
Speaker 3: Did you see from that far away though?
Speaker 6: Okay, I walked past that school when I looked after
Speaker 6: your dog. Yeah, I mean I was struggling, I know
Speaker 6: about you with just one eye.
Speaker 3: Ye, But gorn into the classroom and Misscado the teacher's like,
Speaker 3: what do you mean, what do you mean there was
Speaker 3: a devil outside?
Speaker 2: What do you mean the term it was outside?
Speaker 4: Hey, we had a lot of fun last week when
Speaker 4: we spoke about Fitsi's young fellow Lenny and how he
Speaker 4: has now learned a new song in his repertoire oo
Speaker 4: DEENI by Evan, which is very very aggressive in some
Speaker 4: of his lyrics, and he got himself into a bit
Speaker 4: of strife at school for singing such lyrics, in particular
Speaker 4: about coding, habits, et cetera.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and just the teachers had to have a
Speaker 3: quick chat to mister and missus Fitzgerald and just say, hey, guys,
Speaker 3: maybe get Lenny to tone.
Speaker 4: It down on the coding chatine having a disciplinary chat
Speaker 4: to Ryan Fitzgerald that will go down.
Speaker 2: Well, wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Take you super seriously, wouldn't.
Speaker 4: We got just thinking about some of the songs that
Speaker 4: we used to bust out when we were youngsters, which
Speaker 4: were full of inappropriate lyrics.
Speaker 2: This is how it went.
Speaker 4: Get fired up, come along, so get hit from the.
Speaker 5: Barn, and he got to write down there, I'm created
Speaker 5: on myself.
Speaker 3: Nobody wants to see emoshal Moore.
Speaker 1: They want shady.
Speaker 3: I'm jump Let's chill the stream. I rock and right
Speaker 3: like a band. All light up the stage and watch
Speaker 3: trump the candle down.
Speaker 2: It felt really good, it did.
Speaker 3: I loved it.
Speaker 2: Can you believe as well? My wife? How would you
Speaker 2: describe her?
Speaker 3: Oh, she's pretty straight mother Teresa. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's quite wholesome, isn't she.
Speaker 3: She's gorgeous and she's she's very mothery. She's one of
Speaker 3: those women. God damn it. She's really good at it.
Speaker 2: Yes, she's very good mother. Yeah, she mothers me too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Well, she got four children.
Speaker 2: Often says that I got fourth. The fourth kid is
Speaker 2: a bit bigger.
Speaker 3: Three under ten, six foot whatever.
Speaker 2: You are, three under ten one pushing forty age gap.
Speaker 2: You thought you had an outrageous age.
Speaker 3: Gap twenty three oundand and five car's got me covered.
Speaker 2: When I came home, she was like, I would have
Speaker 2: nailed that. What are you talking about it? And then
Speaker 2: it hit me. She was like an eminem fiend back
Speaker 2: in the day. This was her thing.
Speaker 4: Get a couple of drinks in her and she will
Speaker 4: smash out the most random eminem lyrics of all time.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, how did I not know this about Kara?
Speaker 2: I completely forgot about it. I felt bad for not
Speaker 2: remembering her go to song was forgot about dry. I
Speaker 2: think she was about thirteen or fourteen.
Speaker 4: She might have still been in Scotland when she was
Speaker 4: busting this out.
Speaker 7: Nowadays everybody want to tart Laddy got sudden mistep and
Speaker 7: nothing comes out when they move their lips. Just a
Speaker 7: bunch of ribberries about nowadays everybody wanted the tarp Lady
Speaker 7: got sudden this sep and nothing comes.
Speaker 5: Out when they move their lips. Just a bunch of ribberies.
Speaker 2: That about.
Speaker 7: What do you say to somebody? Hate anyone trying to
Speaker 7: pring p ebry way? One result things in a bloody away.
Speaker 7: Just study a taper band w a. One day I
Speaker 7: was walking back with my walking arm when a carter guy,
Speaker 7: give me a knock. That that strangled them up in
Speaker 7: the parking lot with parking.
Speaker 2: Out, and she just kept on going and she went
Speaker 2: for it. She was going on for about a day
Speaker 2: and a half.
Speaker 3: Oh my, very goodness. It's pretty impressive that woman was
Speaker 3: born to rap. She was.
Speaker 4: I who would have thought she viewed off in a
Speaker 4: different direction. Producer Zoe, your mom, Yeah, she had a
Speaker 4: bit of a bomb sheheld.
Speaker 5: Oh no, she heard us talking about this. She's going
Speaker 5: to kill me for this. And she left me a
Speaker 5: little voicemail going, so I remember when you used to
Speaker 5: do that. This was mineming camera what that's quarter?
Speaker 3: Your mother? Your mother left, Kalise on your voice?
Speaker 1: She did?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I thought, oh mom's called me. Must be important. Hello,
Speaker 5: my milkshap brings all the.
Speaker 2: Boys real, Kalise, nice nicey.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure about you, but do you want to
Speaker 3: think about Dedrew Hayes's milkshape bringing all the boys to
Speaker 3: the hoy?
Speaker 2: Do you really sure?
Speaker 4: To be honest with you, It hasn't crossed my mind. Okay,
Speaker 4: but now that is crossing my mind. Yes, I feel
Speaker 4: like I want to vomit.
Speaker 3: You know what, Let's do this this morning thirteen twenty
Speaker 3: four to ten. The inappropriate lyrics that you sang as
Speaker 3: a child, those little rap songs that you're like, whoo yo,
Speaker 3: mom and dad listen to these and Mum and Dad's
Speaker 3: eyes go, oh my god, good morning, Nadia morning. So
Speaker 3: is this your kid's song or your song? Well, it
Speaker 3: wasn't really anyone's song.
Speaker 6: My kids were about eight years old and they attended
Speaker 6: a Catholic primary school and we get.
Speaker 5: To stall and the song on the radio.
Speaker 8: I was telling.
Speaker 4: Them this is a great song.
Speaker 2: It explains, you know, sticks and stones might hurt your bones,
Speaker 2: but words.
Speaker 3: Can never hurt you.
Speaker 8: And they ended up saying, Mum, the lyrics wits and
Speaker 8: chains excite me.
Speaker 3: E.
Speaker 4: Sticks and stones might break my bones, but whips and
Speaker 4: Chaine's excite me.
Speaker 2: Real Catholic theme there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so pleased that your eight year olds had
Speaker 3: to school you on what Rihanna is all about.
Speaker 4: Wow, And were still we're still trying to work out
Speaker 4: as well what S and M means and if you know,
Speaker 4: I mean, seriously, just text us through for double nine
Speaker 4: nine or nine as anyone.
Speaker 3: Know, do you genuinely playing dumb in this space.
Speaker 2: Very much?
Speaker 3: Just seeing the next caller and the song Oh my goodness,
Speaker 3: shall we take it? Yes, Steph, I'm scared. Hello, good morning? Hi? Hello?
Speaker 3: Was this you? Or was this your kid? No?
Speaker 5: This right?
Speaker 2: What's the what? What's the song title? And name?
Speaker 3: Keep it clean? I feel like it might be called
Speaker 3: next by back?
Speaker 2: Yeah, great song for ages We were you guys? I
Speaker 2: reckon like twelve thirteen?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Isn't that just wildly inappropriate, especially when you've seen that
Speaker 4: in front of your parents?
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly in the kitchen. Oh my god? All right, Steph,
Speaker 3: it would be very remiss of us if we didn't
Speaker 3: let you take us out to the news and sing
Speaker 3: how long you're ready? Okay, but not just the clean,
Speaker 3: the clean bit. Okay, all right, go Steph. He's what
Speaker 3: you're waking up to.
Speaker 5: Adelaide News.
Speaker 2: What's the news today?
Speaker 3: My snooze news. Rus Stevens is speaking out about how
Speaker 3: his son Charlie, of course, who was tragically killed last
Speaker 3: year in a schoolies incident, and he has spoken out
Speaker 3: about organ donation and how his life has now benefited
Speaker 3: other people have a listened.
Speaker 7: So it's just one sentence out of one of those letters.
Speaker 6: In many ways, I've been given the gift of life again,
Speaker 6: the opportunity to look at the future and see my
Speaker 6: kids go through school, reach milestones and maybe even get married.
Speaker 2: This is what your family has given me.
Speaker 3: So he's received. He's revealed that his family has received
Speaker 3: touching letters from people whose lives have been saved by
Speaker 3: the tragic death of his son. And I just feel
Speaker 3: like organ donation is such a no brainer, don't you reckon?
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, when you think about the physicality
Speaker 3: of it, maybe it makes you a little bit uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: I get it, but you can't take your organs with you,
Speaker 3: but they can save the lives of other people and
Speaker 3: help other families live on. So I think if you
Speaker 3: can leave that legacy in your life, then I think
Speaker 3: that's the most wonderful thing. And that's obviously what Charlie
Speaker 3: has done.
Speaker 4: I think most people you probably don't think about donating
Speaker 4: organs and just how much how important it could be.
Speaker 4: But you also don't understand how important it could be
Speaker 4: because I think you're just sort of seeing that once
Speaker 4: you everything's done and that's fine and you basically waste,
Speaker 4: but just how important how much you can genuinely save
Speaker 4: what And Abby.
Speaker 3: I don't want to put you on the spot here,
Speaker 3: but I'm not sure about the process. Is it just
Speaker 3: you tick yes? And your drivers you.
Speaker 6: Need to tick on your driver's license. I actually think
Speaker 6: and there was a little while ago or talk around
Speaker 6: just everybody you like, everybody is an organ donort and
Speaker 6: if you don't want to be, you can opt out right,
Speaker 6: But I don't think they'll change that. It's something that
Speaker 6: you have to Obviously, you've got to give me inform,
Speaker 6: consent and permission. I think in some religions they don't,
Speaker 6: you know, to do that to a body. I think
Speaker 6: some religions don't sort of allow it or like it.
Speaker 6: But yeah, we had a chat with mom and dad.
Speaker 6: I remember when we all got our license and they
Speaker 6: really encouraged us to you know, if you can go
Speaker 6: on and save and in this instance, Charlie saved seven people.
Speaker 6: If you can go on and do that because you,
Speaker 6: for whatever reason have passed away, what an amazing thing.
Speaker 3: And I think from a memory, it's important to verbalize
Speaker 3: to your family that's what you want.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The problem is a lot of people don't and then
Speaker 6: something happens, you pass away and your family if you
Speaker 6: haven't teached that box and you haven't said yes, and
Speaker 6: your family don't know. They can't give permission and wishes
Speaker 6: and things like that. So yeah, it's definitely a conversation
Speaker 6: as much as it can be a little bit more,
Speaker 6: but it's definitely a conversation to have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, my family's listening. Boy, that's definitely something that
Speaker 3: I want to do. And also my husband's not allowed
Speaker 3: to move on without me.
Speaker 6: Maybe just don't give anyone your EGHI though, sorry that
Speaker 6: was sorry.
Speaker 4: Is there is there a box out of you that
Speaker 4: you can tick which says do not donate your right eyeball?
Speaker 6: Maybe if they just put a note and say that
Speaker 6: my eye keeps getting a first blood vessel.
Speaker 4: Say, guys, just their heads up. My eyes prone to blowouts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so don't mate, go to the left.
Speaker 3: Definitely donate your right hamstream man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my left hamstring is absolutely which ham appreciate that side.
Speaker 3: Absolutely limping and the carry on. For months, we all
Speaker 3: knew which hamstring it was.
Speaker 2: That that's my left ham string.
Speaker 4: I had a left reconstructed knee and a left reconstructed ankle. Goodness,
Speaker 4: make right side, very good, Okay, take the right side, thanks.
Speaker 3: Goodness, gracious me.
Speaker 6: Speaking of blowouts, let's talk about Illuminate Adelaide. Yes, so
Speaker 6: one point three million people over the month of July
Speaker 6: have gone out and attended all of the lights and
Speaker 6: all of the Winter Festival throughout the city. So that's
Speaker 6: a huge attendance rate, which is really good to see
Speaker 6: despite the global it despite wild weather. I know that
Speaker 6: they had to cancel last Friday night because it was
Speaker 6: obviously horrific weather, but yet it's really good to see
Speaker 6: that it just continues to keep gaining success. It's the
Speaker 6: fourth edition of the Winter Festival, so it'll be happening
Speaker 6: again next year. But the Adelaide Exclusive event Eden that
Speaker 6: has actually been extended because of the demand, and then
Speaker 6: Patch Theatre's interactive work for children, Superluminal, will also continue
Speaker 6: at the Essay Museum, So if you did miss out,
Speaker 6: you still have a chance to go and see a
Speaker 6: few of those things. But it's really good to see
Speaker 6: a winter festival just gain so much traction and have
Speaker 6: so many people out and about because we've always been
Speaker 6: this sleepy little city in winter, but we definitely aren't anymore.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 4: I love little things like this, make us the festival state.
Speaker 4: My kids absolutely love it blue their little mites.
Speaker 3: Oh really there?
Speaker 2: I saw that they almost had blowouts in their lives.
Speaker 2: So got through.
Speaker 3: That, okay, very quickly. In the AFL too, the number
Speaker 3: one complaint from supporters this time around umpires, umpiring decisions. Inconsistency.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, but Andrew Dillon says prying has never been stronger.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, real dichotomy, there isn't it.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 4: You've been asking this for weeks now, Joe, so let's
Speaker 4: get into it.
Speaker 2: Your wishes, mim.
Speaker 3: I don't mind talking about this topic. I'm not entirely
Speaker 3: sure I want to talk about it with you. But
Speaker 3: here we are.
Speaker 2: Do you not think I'd be very good in this space?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I think you'd be useless.
Speaker 2: Well, it's funny you should say. How about this.
Speaker 4: Here's your headline, Young Ossieville, is why men are worse
Speaker 4: at sex than women.
Speaker 3: See, this is why you wouldn't be very good in
Speaker 3: this place because you hurry through things. Say that again, slower.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to get straight to the punchline really quickly.
Speaker 4: I've only got twenty five seconds left. A young Ossie
Speaker 4: by the name of Mickey Daniels, who's divorced. She's a
Speaker 4: single mum who now runs a successful only fans account
Speaker 4: okay who were slept with over one thousand men and women,
Speaker 4: has revealed why she thinks guys are worse at sex
Speaker 4: and it's just the reality is that she's had to accept.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to pull you up on that stat.
Speaker 3: One thousand men and one thousand women or one thousand
Speaker 3: combined combination.
Speaker 4: And I don't know if it's five hundred apiece or
Speaker 4: if it's a sixty forty five percentage situation.
Speaker 2: Not really sure, but she's sampled enough to know the
Speaker 2: key difference.
Speaker 3: Look at your footy sports reporter, you've really got to
Speaker 3: break down the stats.
Speaker 4: Well, MICKI just wants to take one man or woman
Speaker 4: at the time and not look too far ahead and
Speaker 4: just control the controllables.
Speaker 2: She said.
Speaker 4: The big difference has been that she finds the way
Speaker 4: men and women approach sex to be drastically different.
Speaker 2: Okay quote from her.
Speaker 4: She said women are usually much softer than men who
Speaker 4: are rough in nature. Women smell so much better too,
Speaker 4: and the majority of women also aim to please. She
Speaker 4: said when it comes to men, she's found their approach
Speaker 4: lacks consideration. How very dare you nicky, She said, men
Speaker 4: want to get their rocks, offer experience their fantasy. She
Speaker 4: also found that men aren't just thoughtful and can sometimes
Speaker 4: expect sex even when they are dirty, as in physically dirty,
Speaker 4: whereas women are more considerate and thoughtful and personal hygiene
Speaker 4: is never an issue. Who is the dirty bird blokes
Speaker 4: that Micky's been sleeping with, That's what I want to know,
Speaker 4: So even when sex is over. She found that women
Speaker 4: are also better in that aspect, both at cleaning up
Speaker 4: and physical mess and being there emotionally good on.
Speaker 3: Your ladies, so patronizing, good on your ladies for having
Speaker 3: a shower before you physically interact with another human.
Speaker 2: Pre and post.
Speaker 4: Yes, but I would go against this and say, maybe
Speaker 4: the sample list that Micky's been choosing from is just
Speaker 4: a dirty bunch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's let's refer to the sample list that is
Speaker 3: your group of mates. That's a much better, much better sample.
Speaker 2: Who are you talking about in particular, all of them?
Speaker 3: Robbie Cornthwait jumped into my mind.
Speaker 2: As well.
Speaker 4: Remember this moment, because we're in a catch up for
Speaker 4: Friday's Live at School on Friday, brought your corn and
Speaker 4: you're talking about how much of a dirty love here.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I regret saying that immediately.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like first thing in the morning, right
Speaker 3: if your husband or your partner is like, come on,
Speaker 3: kids are quiet? Should we should we? This is what
Speaker 3: I get?
Speaker 2: Should we?
Speaker 3: Should we lock the door? Greg says that yes, because
Speaker 3: you have to because not the children. Do you want
Speaker 3: some time alone?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you saying?
Speaker 4: That's Gregor's great saying that, Greg saying that's you. Yes,
Speaker 4: And I can guarantee my life what the response is?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 4: It's negative. It's a negative response. And Greg knows it's
Speaker 4: going to be negative as well. He thinks, you know what,
Speaker 4: just one time, one time, the stars are going to
Speaker 4: align and you might say.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm just beginning to feel like you were at
Speaker 3: our house on Sunday morning, are they?
Speaker 4: I don't think you should be nervous because you're in
Speaker 4: actually pretty good form. I mean the scoreline is fifteen
Speaker 4: to nine that I reckon it was like fifteen to
Speaker 4: almost six at once.
Speaker 3: Though it wasn't pretty.
Speaker 5: Don't rol her up. She just said off there that
Speaker 5: she should have done a nervous way. Don't roll her up.
Speaker 3: Should know I've had a tig thing of water and
Speaker 3: a coffee and now I'm paying the price if you
Speaker 3: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Hey, So just on a serious note, I'm not having
Speaker 3: a goal at you, but what I would ask from
Speaker 3: you as the adjudicated, could you please ask him to
Speaker 3: be quiet if he doesn't know it, because the chatter
Speaker 3: during all time.
Speaker 4: So first of all, she's having a go at you,
Speaker 4: just she is. She'll take that personally, definitely.
Speaker 5: I think it's a little bit valid, though hazy. There's
Speaker 5: a lot of chatter when you're not quite sure of
Speaker 5: you pad a little bit. So just to reiterate some
Speaker 5: rules that we seem to miss every week. Your name
Speaker 5: is your buzzer and shut up in between the same
Speaker 5: as always, We've got a couple of listeners on and
Speaker 5: the steaks are a Wallace Cinema family pass. Kyli from
Speaker 5: Bridgewater is on Team Hayes this morning, so overwhelmed.
Speaker 3: By you mate.
Speaker 5: Maria from Virginia is on Team Jody. Morning Maria, Maria,
Speaker 5: Lots of five from Maria Energy. We're bringing up I
Speaker 5: love it. So it is the same as always three
Speaker 5: and over hits three backs or castralize best of three man. Yeah, now,
Speaker 5: I'm pit neverous. Song number one, please.
Speaker 2: Know on, go on, go on, it's Gaga bad romance.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's done this there, Yeah, composure, hold it.
Speaker 2: Together, stop dancing.
Speaker 5: Stop those hips?
Speaker 2: Stop dancing?
Speaker 3: How did that just happen?
Speaker 2: Can someone please change up these hips?
Speaker 3: Please? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Out of control?
Speaker 3: How did that just happen?
Speaker 5: To be fair, that one was exceptionally easy.
Speaker 3: I would say about six seconds of it.
Speaker 2: But when straight to this bit, I think it's got.
Speaker 5: Such an iconic reef or whatever. The music time is a.
Speaker 2: Little rat with that the first bit, listen.
Speaker 5: Literally straight away, straight away Gaga.
Speaker 3: Wait. I still don't get it.
Speaker 5: All right. It's a strong start from Hazy, but there
Speaker 5: is an opportunity for redemption j D with song number two.
Speaker 3: I know it.
Speaker 2: I know the signs that on the n.
Speaker 3: O.
Speaker 5: I don't you do Jody anything.
Speaker 3: I don't love that.
Speaker 5: Any guesses I'll give you no, I'll give you a
Speaker 5: hym but then I'll just tell you the answer. Hazy,
Speaker 5: you in the past have reversed the order of the
Speaker 5: name and artist of this song.
Speaker 3: I know that's not fair.
Speaker 5: I won't pay it to him, but go on, is
Speaker 5: it the Goo Goo dolls?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's Iris.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm not paying that. I'm not paying that.
Speaker 5: I can give you the what but do you remember
Speaker 5: when that happened ages ago.
Speaker 2: And we're all embarrassed.
Speaker 5: He's very funny. Hazy was like it's Google. I was
Speaker 5: by Iris. All right, So we have a chance here
Speaker 5: for a tie breaker. That's a tie rather ye where
Speaker 5: both people win or Joe's you got to try and
Speaker 5: be Hazy otherwise he's gonna bring it home song nab
Speaker 5: me try.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. You I've just seen this before. Jo,
Speaker 2: you're in trouble.
Speaker 5: Name is your brother?
Speaker 2: Hazy?
Speaker 5: Go on?
Speaker 2: You're in trouble?
Speaker 3: Go on?
Speaker 2: Do you know why you're in trouble?
Speaker 3: Shut up smarter because literally listening to this song, yes
Speaker 3: is yeah.
Speaker 2: Sweet but psycho artist Max, Oh.
Speaker 5: He's done it, Jo.
Speaker 4: Rain on me songs a song song song guys, God
Speaker 4: bless me.
Speaker 5: Oh it looks good.
Speaker 1: Kill.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, but that was a poor performance from all
Speaker 6: of you this Weekuse me very much.
Speaker 3: You don't have to think about what you Two and
Speaker 3: a half.
Speaker 2: From three, what are you talking for?
Speaker 5: Two and a half? Carly from Bridgewater is taking home
Speaker 5: a Wallace cinema p.
Speaker 3: Well, down you, Carly.
Speaker 2: Welcome Carly, thank you very much.
Speaker 5: I was thinking this earlier this morning. Hazy was singing
Speaker 5: this song and I was like.
Speaker 2: Oh, note, that's what I'm just always singing.
Speaker 3: This genuinely during this whole segment, could not hear myself think, Okay,
Speaker 3: he wasn't that chugging.
Speaker 2: I was singing this song.
Speaker 4: I was singing this song this morning because I literally
Speaker 4: and I was explaining that I was listening to these
Speaker 4: pop songs yesterday on the BIX.
Speaker 3: That's a really cool story, mate. Can you press the button? Jody?
Speaker 6: You should take this to the International Panel of Songs
Speaker 6: for Song Song Song Judges.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I might watch this space.
Speaker 5: It's nine to six days favorite, Okay.
Speaker 2: How many weeks left in the ear many?
Speaker 3: This is why I hate this segment because you are
Speaker 3: such a d head.
Speaker 2: Even I know that I'm super obnoxious in this face.
Speaker 3: We'll stopped doing it.
Speaker 2: What a wanker. I'm sorry, sorry, winning wanker. This is
Speaker 2: a most awesome.
Speaker 3: Is most awesome coffee, A good coffee that's can't be
Speaker 3: in the city.
Speaker 2: Do you believe it?
Speaker 6: Joe?
Speaker 2: It's what a journey.
Speaker 3: This is.
Speaker 2: Voting closes today five pm. We've got five finals.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable stuff, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Yes, So we've got Jiro Espresso for Morton Lakes, good
Speaker 4: Ere Coffee, Seaford Beach, Willowbend Coffee and Croydon and Fresco
Speaker 4: Bar in the Adelaide CBD and Coffee Factory at Port
Speaker 4: not longer. So this is what we thought we'd do, justus.
Speaker 4: We thought we'd just go to each of these beautiful
Speaker 4: coffee establishments one by one and let them sell themselves
Speaker 4: as like a last sort of pitch.
Speaker 3: How many seconds does each person get?
Speaker 2: We're not gonna let them rab it on for minutes
Speaker 2: and minutes.
Speaker 4: Let's go real short, sharp to be fishing with the
Speaker 4: words about ten seconds.
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Is that too aggressively?
Speaker 3: No? I think that's good. Word efficiency is good.
Speaker 4: You know, let's kick it off with one of the
Speaker 4: most beautiful men on this planet and probably beyond is
Speaker 4: Roger from Fresco.
Speaker 2: But I get if they go buy it, yeah, we're great.
Speaker 3: Becky. You know how this roles. You've got ten seconds
Speaker 3: to sell your beautiful establishment in the city. Are you
Speaker 3: good to go?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 9: It's all about experienced products are being dipped. We have
Speaker 9: a dark chocolate and terrible note cut through the milk.
Speaker 9: Really well, we're back it up by our Austin service
Speaker 9: and one of our bruces were even.
Speaker 2: There we go, Roger, that was very good.
Speaker 3: You had me at dark chocolate and caramel notes. Thank
Speaker 3: you very much. Thanks Roger. Let's go to Michael from
Speaker 3: the coffee factory at Port Nor Longer. Hey, Michael, well done,
Speaker 3: congratulations on making the finals.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: How are you going?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're great, Thank you. Okay, you have ten seconds
Speaker 3: on the clock. Your time starts now.
Speaker 2: Okay. We bring the vibe every day. We're proud to
Speaker 2: be part of port and a longer community, representing the
Speaker 2: South in six seconds second.
Speaker 3: Sometimes sometimes it's about the efficiency, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Michael, Michael good? That was good. It reports coffee even better.
Speaker 3: Adriam from Gero Espresso at Morson Lakes. I'm sorry for
Speaker 3: butchering your for most of the week.
Speaker 2: That's all good.
Speaker 9: I haven't haven't heard much of the footage unfortunately, I've
Speaker 9: been so busy.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it is Gerald Espresso.
Speaker 7: Yeah, don't even go into my last name because you
Speaker 7: won't be able to pronounce that live on air.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: You might as well hit us now what is it?
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 3: It's like, hey, you run them over?
Speaker 2: Did did you roll them over?
Speaker 3: All?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Are your in ten seconds on the clock. Your time
Speaker 3: starts now go.
Speaker 6: I'm Adrian from Gerald Espresso and I need to express
Speaker 6: on my gratitude to all you bruteful people for voting
Speaker 6: your life to react.
Speaker 9: On Novo's post would been so much to us.
Speaker 3: Thankful last.
Speaker 4: Yes, perfect, that's a really good effort. Tough from Hannah
Speaker 4: from Good Coffee.
Speaker 2: Top that. But here we are Hannah and welcome.
Speaker 3: Hello Hannah, congratulations of making the final. You've got ten
Speaker 3: seconds to tell people what they need to vote for you.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. So we are a tiny Argentina
Speaker 2: coffee trailer. It doesn't just there a great.
Speaker 5: Step of coffee, but also good vibes, love and the
Speaker 5: best views on the flory will be front.
Speaker 2: Very nice.
Speaker 3: Well did you cut off to that beautiful accent? Is
Speaker 3: that what you just did?
Speaker 2: I think so much?
Speaker 3: That's good, good Hannah.
Speaker 2: Okay, boys, go to my boy Benny. Good morning to
Speaker 2: you great man.
Speaker 4: Hey Ben.
Speaker 3: Okay, firstly, we just need to establish you guys are
Speaker 3: great mates and you frequent willow Ben, But this is
Speaker 3: not regged, is it?
Speaker 2: Ben? Definitely not?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Ready Benny? Ten sevens starts now.
Speaker 8: Hey, guys, loves too short for bad coffee. Come down
Speaker 8: to Willow Ben, try and father Glenn. If you haven't
Speaker 8: tried it already roasted in store, gotta give it a go.
Speaker 3: There you go, casual? Hey, Ben? How many times out
Speaker 3: of ten when Hazy comes in to see you is
Speaker 3: he wearing a T shirt and a pair of shorts and.
Speaker 2: Birkenstocks every single time? Very good? And you know what?
Speaker 2: Do you know who I'm absolutely motivated by.
Speaker 4: It's yourself, Ben, because you're a man who likes to
Speaker 4: dress for comfort, not fashion.
Speaker 2: We appreciate it. Right.
Speaker 3: Well, then, congratulations, I'm making the finn. Well that's it's
Speaker 3: over to the people now.
Speaker 4: And now voting clothes at five pm. I'm and I
Speaker 4: tell you it's reasonably tight. There's a bit of distance
Speaker 4: between third and four, Okay, one and two could be
Speaker 4: quite tight. Yes, let's see this pans out, Yes, and
Speaker 4: then we will crown.
Speaker 2: I win it tomorrow. Can you believe?
Speaker 3: It's stunning?
Speaker 4: Jody and Hazy for Adelaide's Most Awesome Coffee Jump on
Speaker 4: the Facebook page get voting by the emojis,