Speaker 1: Jason Lauren on Nomber one hundred.
Speaker 2: Good morning, everybody working a Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1: We've always hello.
Speaker 2: Hello, guys. Got a question.
Speaker 3: Question?
Speaker 2: First concert, who ever went to.
Speaker 1: John Bond Jove at Waverley Park, did you? Followed two
Speaker 1: weeks later by Michael Jackson at the MCG. You sure,
Speaker 1: jack Michael Jackson at the MCJ. It was when my parents,
Speaker 1: I think it was a few weeks later. That was
Speaker 1: when my parents were getting the big d oh and yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think they were both trying to win me
Speaker 1: over the other one.
Speaker 4: Mom took us to John Bond drove.
Speaker 1: Dad took us to. Dad was like, well, what are
Speaker 1: you and I'll take you to Michael Jackson. Wow, I
Speaker 1: will down on the ground. And I was like on
Speaker 1: the field at the MCG and I was standing on
Speaker 1: my chair and this cranky old woman behind because the
Speaker 1: only little craky old woman behind sid you can't stand
Speaker 1: on the chair.
Speaker 4: And the security came and got me, took me right
Speaker 4: down the front.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's a great divorce, isn't it. Present back to back concert?
Speaker 2: Is that what happens here? You play for the kids?
Speaker 4: It was his history tour. Does that you do the
Speaker 4: m C j.
Speaker 2: I saw John Jo Rumba. What's was the O G
Speaker 2: Telstra Dome was like a pop music festival.
Speaker 5: Yeah. My first concert was live what's his name? Ed
Speaker 5: and Crash at Rod Laver Arena. I was in the
Speaker 5: mosh pit.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I wasn't. I was a very very
Speaker 3: young teenager.
Speaker 4: Thirsty Merk supported them.
Speaker 2: Maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I went to that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels that feels pre thirsty Merk.
Speaker 5: No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It might have been a different tour. I went, it's
Speaker 1: you live at rod Laver.
Speaker 2: In Many. Why do you ask the reason I asked?
Speaker 2: You have a musical guest joining.
Speaker 3: Us on the show to Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2: Is a gentleman by the name of it War and
Speaker 2: what a boy.
Speaker 4: He's like twenty one.
Speaker 6: He's only young, has a very cool story, so he's
Speaker 6: going to be He did start on the.
Speaker 1: Top that TikTok house, all the TikTok What do you
Speaker 1: mean the TikTok, the TikTok.
Speaker 5: House, the Big Brother House.
Speaker 1: Well kind of, but they're always like when TikTok was
Speaker 1: starting off, they all moved into this house together and
Speaker 1: created content.
Speaker 3: Together in a house together. You know what I'm loving
Speaker 3: he told me that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just.
Speaker 4: Recited who knows about the TikTok House.
Speaker 2: No, she's not in yet, too early.
Speaker 6: So look, Alex are going to be joining us a
Speaker 6: little bit later on. We can talk about the TikTok house.
Speaker 6: Your chance to win free money on the show today.
Speaker 4: Money, free money.
Speaker 2: I love free money. It's going to be one of those,
Speaker 2: is it? Oh?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 4: Who's in the bar?
Speaker 2: Free money? Let's get into it.
Speaker 4: In fact, we've got free cash coming up shortly.
Speaker 2: I think you'll find it's free money.
Speaker 1: Free cash.
Speaker 6: All right, we've got cash to go before. Since then,
Speaker 6: this morning, let's get into stuff. This is Jason. You're
Speaker 6: listening to Nomber one hundred. This is Nomber one hundred.
Speaker 6: We are on the ear. Thanks I made to show
Speaker 6: already express you got Jason. Lauren Clints here as well.
Speaker 2: Morning, good morning. You know what I realized yesterday? I
Speaker 2: am not built for manual labor.
Speaker 1: How long has it taken you to work? That?
Speaker 2: Give us?
Speaker 1: Look at your hands, that doesn't carry anything any little
Speaker 1: pincers have hand have a feel very soft. Don't ever
Speaker 1: ever ever look at me, and so I have a
Speaker 1: feel he's got little pincers.
Speaker 4: He's got no sausage fingers, but little little footy frank fingers.
Speaker 2: I'm not King Charles anyway, they're.
Speaker 4: A bit King Charles s.
Speaker 2: I was cleaning.
Speaker 4: I just need a little signet ring on that chubby
Speaker 4: little fingers.
Speaker 6: I'd have to get a cut off. I was cleaning
Speaker 6: out the backyard yesterday. The people who own the house,
Speaker 6: who we bought it off, they kept a lot of
Speaker 6: spare things from their Renno, like spare tiles.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 4: That's so handy if you need paint, Yes, that's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, Well the pain I'm throwing out of date
Speaker 2: doesn't go out of date. It does.
Speaker 6: No, I think you can go out of date because
Speaker 6: the flakes off the doors and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: Paint doesn't go out of date.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have thought so. I think that's a market
Speaker 4: employe to make you buy more paint.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's bloody worked on.
Speaker 5: Just give it a stir.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, you don't take me as a Bunnings guy anyway.
Speaker 2: Please have you seen me?
Speaker 4: You eat the sausage, absolutely.
Speaker 1: But I don't think you'd go there for any other
Speaker 1: reason other than a snag fest.
Speaker 6: Anyway, here's a predicament I'm in. So I was moving
Speaker 6: all the tiles. I was cleaning out the backyard.
Speaker 4: And can you say moving all the tiles? How many tiles?
Speaker 3: Are we talking?
Speaker 2: Half a dozen?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: It took me an hour?
Speaker 3: How many?
Speaker 2: I just I've just.
Speaker 6: Recently got a shed, so I was moving him to
Speaker 6: the shed to house them all the ship, big boy,
Speaker 6: like a little metal shed.
Speaker 1: Land must be.
Speaker 4: Fit in the and.
Speaker 5: A roundabout and.
Speaker 4: A butler's bounty.
Speaker 2: How do you fit it all in?
Speaker 3: And there's still real activities machine?
Speaker 2: You should get a basketball ring.
Speaker 3: Now in basketball court you've.
Speaker 6: Got We've got a basketball ring, but that's in the
Speaker 6: drama anyway, court as well.
Speaker 1: Any Way, he's getting a court and a pickleball court
Speaker 1: put into anywhere.
Speaker 4: And don't forget the horse riding arena out the back.
Speaker 6: So you guys have got to come around for Equestrian Friday.
Speaker 1: She's very I can't wait to come and do some dress.
Speaker 1: Are are you bowling Allie? Richie?
Speaker 4: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: I love that movie Richie about you?
Speaker 6: Anyway, I recently got influenced three tiles, so I moved
Speaker 6: all the tires. I'm cleaning up, and I'm left with
Speaker 6: one of those high pressure hoses, you know, a gurney.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta be careful.
Speaker 2: No, no, hang on, I'm.
Speaker 6: Getting rid of it right because I got I recently
Speaker 6: got a new one which I bought off.
Speaker 1: The ground upgrading it.
Speaker 3: I boughtland.
Speaker 4: It's good for the horse dropping arena.
Speaker 6: I bought one that hooks under the wall, so it's
Speaker 6: all like and it's got a retractable hose.
Speaker 4: Because you're a bit you're a bit of a neat freak.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 6: So I didn't want all the wires and cables and
Speaker 6: all that. And I said to our executive producer Brodie,
Speaker 6: do you want my gurney?
Speaker 2: It's in full working condition. He said, I'll take it,
Speaker 2: drop it around.
Speaker 3: M hm. Did you say, jeez, you've got a small house,
Speaker 3: isn't that I feel like if I'm giving it to someone,
Speaker 3: shouldn't they come and get it from me?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 8: He said?
Speaker 4: Can you drop it around?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: But you're also getting it off your hands and your friends.
Speaker 1: It's a bit different. That's like inviting you over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, come over, drop it over.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought it would be like, oh, come and get it,
Speaker 2: take it off your hands.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Maybe, but don't you live light three straights, so
Speaker 4: just drop it over.
Speaker 1: We'll bring it in.
Speaker 2: I really thought you'd be on my side with this one.
Speaker 4: To be honest, I'm never on your sne you realized
Speaker 4: that this.
Speaker 2: Is number one hundred. Good morning.
Speaker 6: You're on the air with Jason and Lauren Quinty as well,
Speaker 6: and we are joined by a very special guest.
Speaker 3: Our next guest is a net bowler who's been captain
Speaker 3: of the Melbourne Vixens since twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1: Little channel a Jan Maloney off the court.
Speaker 3: She doesn't take any maloney off the court.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure. Please welcome to the show, Kay Maloney. Well,
Speaker 2: she joined us now, Kate, good morning.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Hey guys, thanks having me in.
Speaker 2: All right, let's ite big issue first.
Speaker 5: I want to ask you about fake tan and Netflix.
Speaker 1: Now professional athlete, I stithing more sensible than that.
Speaker 5: It's true or false.
Speaker 3: Mikay, do you and your teammates have fake tan sessions
Speaker 3: before a match?
Speaker 7: Well, that's definitely false, but we go by the slogan
Speaker 7: of look good, feel good, play good.
Speaker 2: I love that. Yeah, we should try that.
Speaker 7: Very serious. Uh some probably a little bit too much.
Speaker 7: Really tone the fake tan down a little bit, but.
Speaker 1: People will be outraged that we have a very serious
Speaker 1: athlete in here, and that has been opening questions female
Speaker 1: athletes you to a.
Speaker 3: Very long time, right, And we have spoken about this
Speaker 3: privately before because I would argue that sometimes my tan
Speaker 3: is a little I was a little darker, a little
Speaker 3: better than the girls.
Speaker 1: Of the NETWORKLI might be asking because he wants in
Speaker 1: on the fake tan session.
Speaker 7: It's actually like the girls start their preparations like two
Speaker 7: to three days before the game.
Speaker 8: It's a serious business.
Speaker 2: And but I get the hit space. Look good, feel good,
Speaker 2: play good.
Speaker 8: I agree, Yeah, I think it definitely helps.
Speaker 2: It's only going to a meeting if you feel a
Speaker 2: confident you're looking good. You know.
Speaker 1: While we're on the hard hitting questions, what sort of
Speaker 1: a manicure do you have to have to play netball?
Speaker 1: Because when I was a kid, if no Jase, did
Speaker 1: you know? Do they I don't know do they do this?
Speaker 1: In professional the umpire has come up to you and
Speaker 1: you have to put your hands on nail length and
Speaker 1: I used to bend my fingers so far backwards so
Speaker 1: you couldn't see my nails and if they long, you
Speaker 1: had to cut them or take them up for the games.
Speaker 8: That still still happens in professional networks.
Speaker 7: The umpires coming to the change room before the game
Speaker 7: ten minor not too bad at the.
Speaker 4: Moment, and they checking check your piercings.
Speaker 8: No piercings, nothing like that.
Speaker 7: And yeah, you can't tape your nails or wear gloves
Speaker 7: like it's social netballs.
Speaker 1: In the mid gloves So you can't actually take them
Speaker 1: up or wear gloves.
Speaker 7: No, so yeah you have to you have to cut them.
Speaker 7: So nails for netballers are very nice during the season.
Speaker 1: No, but they'd have to be kept short and exactly
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 5: Lauren is a netball veteran.
Speaker 2: Are you guys?
Speaker 3: The team we did play in a very successful team
Speaker 3: at Albert Park, didn't we repeat? We went back to
Speaker 3: back to back, called the Wags.
Speaker 8: Could we get some tips?
Speaker 10: Sure?
Speaker 2: Who was in the team?
Speaker 3: Well, Rebecca jar She was a bit of a swing woman,
Speaker 3: as in she used to swing between the goal defense
Speaker 3: and goal attack. She was there, she was feisty running
Speaker 3: through them. I ran through the mid quarter a bit,
Speaker 3: didn't I need? David Neats from Melbourne who played for
Speaker 3: forwards and he might have.
Speaker 1: Played, might have played a couple of times, and the
Speaker 1: Melbourne and.
Speaker 3: Then once we had a fit we needed a fill in.
Speaker 3: So guests who took the center bib Gary.
Speaker 4: Ablett, they were the other team, weren't happy.
Speaker 2: How did David needs Go getting the bid on?
Speaker 1: Well, the issue was he got Verdiego.
Speaker 5: We but we won. We won a lot with that handicap.
Speaker 3: We just lobbed it into it.
Speaker 5: And this is not.
Speaker 4: This is not supposed to be about us.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I love it, talk us about, tell us about
Speaker 1: the Vixen.
Speaker 2: I was just going to say, like, you drive past
Speaker 2: any netball court here in Melbourne on the weekend we
Speaker 2: had went down the road from us Thomas Strait and
Speaker 2: it was packed with kids playing netball, And now the
Speaker 2: crowds are increasing watching you girls play John Cane Arena.
Speaker 2: It must be a real thrill, it.
Speaker 8: Is, I think.
Speaker 7: You know, women's sport is growing so so much, and
Speaker 7: netball has been the leading female sport for so long.
Speaker 7: Now we've got competition, which is great, But as you said,
Speaker 7: it's Saturday mornings. You know, as a young girl you're
Speaker 7: down at the netball courts playing, coaching, umpiring.
Speaker 4: And what was your team when you were young court?
Speaker 7: I was I can't remember the nickname of it. But
Speaker 7: I played for Sacred Heart Netball Club.
Speaker 4: I played for the Marighty Ducks.
Speaker 1: Ducks.
Speaker 3: Kate Maloney is inspirational right. She's the captain of the
Speaker 3: Melbourne Vixen's. She's played so many tests for Australia as well.
Speaker 1: Are they called tests?
Speaker 3: They're called tests?
Speaker 4: Yeah, as long as the cricket load.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 5: You love a team talk, right, don't you?
Speaker 7: I don't, But it's kind of been brought upon that.
Speaker 7: It's kind of the thing is everyone talks about it.
Speaker 1: Now, what's the team?
Speaker 2: What do you mean like a warm up?
Speaker 8: In the time?
Speaker 3: Down by three goals?
Speaker 5: Got three minutes on the clock?
Speaker 7: Girls, I'm probably more passionate than I'd like to be
Speaker 7: about netball and about the Vixens and about winning. I
Speaker 7: get way too competitive when I'm out there.
Speaker 2: You do the ould leave it all on the court.
Speaker 3: I love those lines occasionally, I don't like to admit it.
Speaker 1: So do the netballers have Like AFLW the women who
Speaker 1: play have other jobs and then they have to train
Speaker 1: outside of those hours as well. And it's hard because
Speaker 1: a lot of mums, they're professionals and their professional athletes.
Speaker 4: There's a lot going on.
Speaker 1: Do you guys, are you full time or do you
Speaker 1: have a job on the side as well.
Speaker 7: Yeah, i'd say Naples considered semi professionals still, and depending
Speaker 7: on where you're at it in your career, it sort
Speaker 7: of differs for every single person. We've got a lot
Speaker 7: of girls who are studying. Holding down a full time
Speaker 7: job would be pretty hard for us these days. I'm
Speaker 7: pretty lucky. When I first started, I had a job
Speaker 7: and I'd work and play, and I don't have to
Speaker 7: do that as much anymore.
Speaker 8: Which is really good.
Speaker 7: But women's sports come so far, We've got so far
Speaker 7: to go still, and but it's exciting and I can't
Speaker 7: wait to see what the future holds. And hopefully we
Speaker 7: have female sports where it is fully professional and girls
Speaker 7: don't have to work anymore. I'm sure they'd still you
Speaker 7: still want to see them studying and doing things outside
Speaker 7: of their sports, but where they have the option to
Speaker 7: choose to or not.
Speaker 6: You can get in on all of It's an action.
Speaker 6: Make sure you grab tickets the next home game. John
Speaker 6: Cane Arena eighteenth of May is the next home game.
Speaker 6: Tickets are available through ticket Tech. So what are your
Speaker 6: BONDI Sands.
Speaker 2: Gal or what are we talking?
Speaker 8: What do you use to Clint?
Speaker 3: I got the spray t it's way too much of it.
Speaker 1: That's way too much fum bond. I sands you look
Speaker 1: much better than Clint does.
Speaker 2: Clint's on the verge of bodybuilding is restraint. Hek thanks
Speaker 2: for coming in.
Speaker 6: Thanks having me, guys right across Melbourne. This is an
Speaker 6: over one hundred. You're on the air with Jason and Lauren.
Speaker 6: Clint's here as well. Hate tomorrow on the show. Yes,
Speaker 6: the po Pow resident friendly Cop.
Speaker 4: Cheesy is in Wayne Cheeseman. I want to ask him
Speaker 4: it ain't easy being cheesey.
Speaker 2: No, it isn't. I want to ask him a question
Speaker 2: about something I was involved in and whether.
Speaker 3: It have you fly outed the law? Legal?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 2: Or frowned upon?
Speaker 6: What is situation? Yester afternoon? In fact, I was on
Speaker 6: the phone to executive producer Brody hands free, hands Free.
Speaker 6: I was on the way to pick up Archie from Kinder.
Speaker 6: I turned off the Nepean onto Dandy Street as I
Speaker 6: was driving along Tendy Street.
Speaker 4: Roller shops are in Brighton. No, he's Dandy Street.
Speaker 6: And Dendy connects. Yeah, I'm driving down Dandy. I was
Speaker 6: talking to Brody and I'm like, oh, cart just flashed
Speaker 6: their lights at me. Remember we dropped my son Archie
Speaker 6: to his first day of kindom and the highway patrol
Speaker 6: was set up there near the Brighton golf course.
Speaker 2: Is it a catchment? Aread back?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Really must be hot spot? Well school zoned too, so
Speaker 2: forty ks.
Speaker 1: Well we also had cameras and all kinds of things
Speaker 1: in the car with your small child, and we thought
Speaker 1: they were coming.
Speaker 4: They parked. Remember when we thought they were coming to
Speaker 4: see if we kidnapped your child.
Speaker 5: So as they flashed the lights, you what you're doing
Speaker 5: about eighty nine?
Speaker 4: What's a speed limit there?
Speaker 3: Forty school and he's got forty sneak up on it?
Speaker 2: Be very really do they really do? So?
Speaker 6: Anyway, I was actually going the speed limit perfect and
Speaker 6: I drove past the highway patrol give him a wave.
Speaker 2: No go the other cars little flash?
Speaker 5: Oh you flash?
Speaker 1: And then but I reckon, you should not do that
Speaker 1: every day anyway, just to get to slow down.
Speaker 6: I'll ask Cheesey about that tomorrow. But here's the issue.
Speaker 6: As I've pulled up at kinder I'm like, I need
Speaker 6: to warm my mates. The under dads so I've quickly
Speaker 6: messaged Sesh sleepy sidesh but I messaged him and gone, hey,
Speaker 6: brother Dandy Street, you know, keep just just careful. And
Speaker 6: then I've gone to message Bene, my other mate, and
Speaker 6: I got distracted. Archie was at the window waving, so
Speaker 6: I quickly got out of the car and went to
Speaker 6: pick him up. I'm inside, I'm playing with Archie, chatting
Speaker 6: with the teachers. A few minutes later, my mate Bene
Speaker 6: walks in headless. He just got done.
Speaker 4: Well, that's his responsibility. She shouldn't have been.
Speaker 2: Speeding doing the limit, and as he was blowing up,
Speaker 2: I don't know why I put myself in it, and
Speaker 2: I'm like.
Speaker 6: Oh, oh, were they there? I came the other way.
Speaker 6: I just wanted to distance myself from the whole.
Speaker 4: Classic Jase Hawkins. If ever I've seen it, what you.
Speaker 5: Didn't need to add anything to it, That's right, Clint.
Speaker 6: I should have just shut up. Should Yeah, well, if
Speaker 6: you reckon, that's classic Jay Sawkins. You're gonna love what
Speaker 6: happened next. Sedesh walks in twenty seconds.
Speaker 1: Later, Thanks for the text.
Speaker 6: This is the guy that I did text. He walks
Speaker 6: in and goes Jase. Thanks to the heads up about
Speaker 6: the cops.
Speaker 2: Mate.
Speaker 3: He wasn't asleep, was he?
Speaker 5: If only he was?
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to say.
Speaker 1: He walked in and went, I got your message and
Speaker 1: I opened it and I got done for being on
Speaker 1: my phone.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, he just he just thanked me
Speaker 6: for the warning in front of the doubt.
Speaker 2: I didn't warn Ben House Ben.
Speaker 4: Did he say, why did you lie to me?
Speaker 2: He's a few hundred bucks he.
Speaker 4: Shouldn't have been speeding. But did he also say why
Speaker 4: didn't you lie?
Speaker 3: You're right, Lauren, it's not about it's on him.
Speaker 1: But if this was women, we would go down a
Speaker 1: full deep dive, investigative, investigative experience to try and work
Speaker 1: out why you'd lied.
Speaker 6: No, I see us, blakes just look at each other. Idea,
Speaker 6: that's stupid, little laugher. Then he goes idiot and we
Speaker 6: just carry on without her. That's where we're different. We
Speaker 6: know that.
Speaker 2: Laugh. Well he joined us now Alex working on the show.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Hi, how am We're very good and how
Speaker 1: are you. We're excited to speak to you this morning.
Speaker 9: I heard oping. I can't complain.
Speaker 4: Hey, you're fresh from stage coach. Now I want to
Speaker 4: go to that.
Speaker 2: Lauren's obsessed.
Speaker 4: I'm obsessed with stage.
Speaker 5: Cold you need to be to go to stage.
Speaker 1: Well, it's funny you ask how cool you need to
Speaker 1: be because I saw on your Instagram you saying that
Speaker 1: all your high school bullies go to Stagecoach every year,
Speaker 1: and this year Jelly Roll asked you to get up
Speaker 1: and perform with him.
Speaker 3: What a moment. That's a big up yours.
Speaker 9: I closed like an hour ago. How did you see that?
Speaker 4: I'm on doing No.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was so cool and now I was so blessed. Well, yeah,
Speaker 10: it's funny. Every year of my my it tends to
Speaker 10: be the kids in the high school. I went to
Speaker 10: go to that, and it was pretty crazy to get
Speaker 10: the text the next day saying, oh my god, I
Speaker 10: saw you.
Speaker 4: Well, bully, they.
Speaker 1: Reached out to you after that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm a nice guy, I kind of. I don't
Speaker 10: I don't have any bad bad blow with anyone. And
Speaker 10: also we were the kids.
Speaker 9: I don't mind.
Speaker 10: But no, it's always just a fun thing where it's like,
Speaker 10: you know, Jelly decay to bring me out, and Jelly
Speaker 10: so such a sweetheart that he is.
Speaker 9: And I got to meet some really cool people that night.
Speaker 10: And you know, I was blessed to be able to
Speaker 10: be on the stage with that many cool people.
Speaker 4: How amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that crazy, that full circle thing is extraordinary. What's
Speaker 3: what's life like for you right now? That must have
Speaker 3: been a bit of a pinch me moment. You know,
Speaker 3: you're slaying it. You're slaying it on socials. You know,
Speaker 3: everyone loves the music. It must have been a bit
Speaker 3: of a nice pat trout.
Speaker 9: Now it's cool.
Speaker 10: I'm definitely like, you know, the one thing that kind
Speaker 10: of sucks about this, it's like you start to see
Speaker 10: how many people don't like you now, which is but
Speaker 10: it's definitely really cool and I've met some really amazing
Speaker 10: people and and you know, being blessed in this position.
Speaker 10: And I think it's more of just like trying to
Speaker 10: try to make the most of it. And you know,
Speaker 10: I don't want.
Speaker 9: To mess up.
Speaker 6: I know you performed Ordinary with Ed Sheeran. Is it
Speaker 6: true you guys met just that day that you did
Speaker 6: the performance.
Speaker 2: Yes you did.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we met that day.
Speaker 10: And it's so funny as he asked me to go
Speaker 10: to a bar with him the next day, and so
Speaker 10: in Nashville. So I flew to Nashville and went to
Speaker 10: a bar and he got me drunk off to Medellas
Speaker 10: and I had to have.
Speaker 9: My wife driving home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he's a bit, he's quite. He's a good drinker.
Speaker 1: He can he can settle in for a session.
Speaker 6: And we'll spend the night on a party bus with
Speaker 6: him and I. I had to deal with her doing
Speaker 6: the show the next morning, and she was shambles.
Speaker 2: How were you? How'd you?
Speaker 3: Probably?
Speaker 9: I was fine? I mean, two beers put me on
Speaker 9: my ass. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 10: I drink once a year, and so I chose that
Speaker 10: once to be with ed and it was a treat
Speaker 10: and we were at a beer only place and it
Speaker 10: takes just two Mandela's and I'm gone.
Speaker 9: So honestly, he probably loved it. I was a cheap drinker.
Speaker 1: It will be hard to say no if you drink
Speaker 1: once a year. And in shear and it's like, come on, bro,
Speaker 1: have a few beers with me. I mean you'd has
Speaker 1: to say Yes's.
Speaker 3: Can I ask you about the song Ordinary? Because I
Speaker 3: bloody love it? Right, it's just such a it's such.
Speaker 2: A beautiful song. Is it?
Speaker 3: Is it like a story of transformation? Is that what
Speaker 3: it's what it's about you know, why did you pin it?
Speaker 10: I wrote it because it's something that you know, I've
Speaker 10: noticed with this generation that I'm in, it's not a
Speaker 10: lot of people are getting married, I guess at a
Speaker 10: young age, which I don't know if it's not normal
Speaker 10: or not.
Speaker 9: But I'm twenty four. I got married at twenty three
Speaker 9: with my wife I met at eighteen. You know, when
Speaker 9: we met, I had nothing.
Speaker 10: Of sleeping in my car, and she decided to sleep
Speaker 10: in it with me. And it was cool because it
Speaker 10: was like there was nothing that I had that she
Speaker 10: wanted except for my love.
Speaker 9: And I think that was that's really rare to fine.
Speaker 10: I think today everyone kind of wants something from you
Speaker 10: and wants like other things, and no one's really getting married.
Speaker 10: And I wanted to write a song about what we
Speaker 10: found was out of the ordinary.
Speaker 2: What about devotion? And devotion? Sweet?
Speaker 1: Do you think I didn't love you enough?
Speaker 2: Also, I'll tell you what the Tour of Us is
Speaker 2: scraping us from looks very different to the car then
Speaker 2: missus would have lived in.
Speaker 3: Very true.
Speaker 4: Are you on the tour of Us?
Speaker 9: I am on the tour bus.
Speaker 8: That's cool.
Speaker 6: You didn't know you didn't have bunk bads in your
Speaker 6: own shower back in the car.
Speaker 10: I would sneak into like speaking to open like poll
Speaker 10: like communities, like pool communities. You know when someone has
Speaker 10: like a gated community, of sneak into that and showering
Speaker 10: there like a gated pool.
Speaker 1: You must be like so proud of yourself looking at
Speaker 1: this extraordinary life that you're living right now.
Speaker 4: Do you have pinched me moments? And what's being the
Speaker 4: biggest one?
Speaker 1: Where you're like Ricky from from where I was years
Speaker 1: ago to now, what what's been the big thing?
Speaker 10: I walked in the sound check with Ed Shearing and
Speaker 10: he was learning ordinary and hearing him just from the chorus,
Speaker 10: I was like this, I audibly was like, this is
Speaker 10: the coolest day of my life. And he just started
Speaker 10: looking at me laughing, and I was like, this is insane.
Speaker 10: And so we started singing it together, and my wife
Speaker 10: is there with me and she starts bawling her eyes
Speaker 10: out in front of Ed Shear and as him and
Speaker 10: I are just singing this song, and he thought it
Speaker 10: was so funny and he loved it.
Speaker 9: He was such a cool experience, you know, that is
Speaker 9: the reason I got into music. So it was just
Speaker 9: such a cool opportunity.
Speaker 10: Oh wow, our nail pals and he helps me through
Speaker 10: a lot of this stuff.
Speaker 9: So it's been really cool.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you got that moment. Like that's your hero,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I never meet your heroes, and when you do and
Speaker 1: they impress you. What an experience.
Speaker 6: And you know what, it doesn't love douchebags like you're
Speaker 6: a good kid.
Speaker 2: I like, she got a great hand on your show.
Speaker 6: I got three young boys and all the sort of
Speaker 6: like you know, you didn't buy back of the bullies.
Speaker 6: You just kept doing your own thing. You know, you've
Speaker 6: got to perform there in the crowd. You know, you're
Speaker 6: the sort of lad that I get my three boys
Speaker 6: to look up to. Mate, So well done, Thank.
Speaker 10: You, sir.
Speaker 9: I really appreciate that. It means a lot.
Speaker 2: Let's talk Australia. You're coming.
Speaker 1: You're coming to Australia where it's very excited.
Speaker 4: Have you out here in august I.
Speaker 10: Grew up surfing and a lot of my neighbors were
Speaker 10: Australian funny you know, so Josh Kerr, if you know
Speaker 10: that is the professional surfer. He lived down the street
Speaker 10: from us, and you know, I grew up idolizing him,
Speaker 10: and it's really cool, like now that I get to
Speaker 10: go to Australia and people want to see me, just.
Speaker 2: Be careful there, sholl they're sharks. There's also a lot
Speaker 2: of pepparazzi photos of international guests coming to town trying
Speaker 2: to catch a wave getting.
Speaker 1: Dumb by Yeah, yeah, did you ask it about the
Speaker 1: good beaches to go to?
Speaker 4: Because he loves Australia, He's here a lot.
Speaker 10: Oh, I'm going to need a base especially he's a
Speaker 10: fellow ging so we need to watch ourselves with sunscreen.
Speaker 4: I love the Gingers.
Speaker 2: Should we talk him out there? But here in Melbourne
Speaker 2: probably should.
Speaker 1: Get him out to a beach. Well, we're very excited
Speaker 1: for you to come out here to Australia. We love
Speaker 1: you out here, so we can't wait to meet you.
Speaker 1: We can't wait to see you when you come to town.
Speaker 2: Right, we'll have to get you in the studio.
Speaker 9: Please, I'd love to I'm stay. I'm obsessed with radio interviews.
Speaker 9: I'd love to come in.
Speaker 10: I grew up watching it, so please, any chance I get,
Speaker 10: I will pop in and say hey and hang out
Speaker 10: for the day.
Speaker 9: You're just gonna have trouble kicking me out.
Speaker 4: That's the thing we love that we can't wait to
Speaker 4: meet Alex. You're such a delight. We can't wait to
Speaker 4: see you.
Speaker 2: Ronnie May thank you so much your time this morning.
Speaker 9: Thank you so much. Look forward to seeing you guys.
Speaker 9: In personal.
Speaker 5: I'm keen to hear from Lauren Phillips right now. Lauren.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a new beauty trend which is doing the
Speaker 3: rounds and it's taking the world, particularly Asia, by storm.
Speaker 3: It involves pink kneecaps. Let me explain pink kneecaps. So
Speaker 3: a Thai beauty clinic is inundated right now with requests
Speaker 3: not just in Thailand but from people right around the world.
Speaker 3: They're taking more than five hundred bookings a day. Basically,
Speaker 3: it is an anti aging technique whereby a woman gets
Speaker 3: her knee caps tattooed pink.
Speaker 2: What tattooed?
Speaker 4: Well, women do have a complex about their kneecaps as
Speaker 4: they get older.
Speaker 3: Quite often it's a bright pink circle on their kneecaps
Speaker 3: and what does that do. It's meant to enhance youthful appearance.
Speaker 3: It costs four thousand bases or one hundred and eighty
Speaker 3: six dollars, you.
Speaker 4: Said Jesus like you knew what four thousand bar?
Speaker 2: Sorry, you got me there with the bar.
Speaker 3: The clinic also offers genital elbow, armpit, heel and scalp
Speaker 3: tattooing if you're in the mood, so you.
Speaker 4: Do a circle on your knee and it makes you
Speaker 4: look young.
Speaker 2: Apparently, apparently.
Speaker 4: I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: I did a beauty thing when we went to Thailand
Speaker 2: back in the day.
Speaker 5: What what was your beauty thing in Thailand? I'm curious,
Speaker 5: is it?
Speaker 2: Son In? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Did you ever put son in in your hand? And
Speaker 1: you do it in like Thailand, the Gold Coast and
Speaker 1: sunny places. It makes your hair go Sonny. Oh no,
Speaker 1: it makes your hair go a bit orange already in
Speaker 1: the spray, son In. I did not do thought might
Speaker 1: have been.
Speaker 5: I don't know if what you did in Thailand classify beauty.
Speaker 6: It was in a shopping center. They steamed my face
Speaker 6: and then they extract all the little Oh good, what happens,
Speaker 6: give it a squeeze. But it was actually putting dice
Speaker 6: in on my face.
Speaker 4: Women we go and get facials.
Speaker 2: What they do my whole face?
Speaker 5: It felt so clear about your schnozz. You get all
Speaker 5: these little worms appearing.
Speaker 1: When was doing postcards that we day spar and they
Speaker 1: asked me if I wanted to steam my.
Speaker 2: Who oh your?
Speaker 3: And I was like, what was Gwyneth Paltrow didn't start
Speaker 3: with steaming?
Speaker 4: Well, no, this is like some ancient thing.
Speaker 2: And you what you mount a steamer?
Speaker 1: No, you sit on like a box hole limit. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like a wooden thrown. I've got a photo
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 4: It's like a photo.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: I didn't do it. I got scared.
Speaker 1: You sit on like a wooden throne and it's got
Speaker 1: a hole in it and they steam from underneath. Be
Speaker 1: care it doesn't boom you would And I was like, firstly,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get on the hoo. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. But secondly, I'm certainly
Speaker 1: not doing it on postcards.
Speaker 2: So what it meant to just short drive from Melbourne
Speaker 2: c B D you can steam your.
Speaker 5: So, Lauren, what's it meant to do? Because I'm keen to.
Speaker 3: Let me have it, it's meant to.
Speaker 4: Clean, let me do it quick cleanings benefits.
Speaker 2: I just I don't know. It's called.
Speaker 6: You haven't done the colon. No, No, I'm the same.
Speaker 6: I've had people, I've had mates do it and I just.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go on, well, what does it should I use
Speaker 1: to stee my private partner. That's not that's a home
Speaker 1: job benefit.
Speaker 2: While you're looking, thirteen twenty four ten is our number
Speaker 2: to join us on the air.
Speaker 4: Now I've got a map. I don't want a map,
Speaker 4: a map of.
Speaker 5: What I'd love to talk.
Speaker 2: What beauty trend have you tried, especially ones around the world.
Speaker 4: I think this is meant to be very good for you.
Speaker 2: Have you ever done them?
Speaker 3: Big into fads? Love it?
Speaker 2: There's a Do you know what hurt when I had
Speaker 2: it done? The threading of the eyebrows? Oh, you've had that?
Speaker 1: Do you guys understand how hard it is being a chick.
Speaker 1: We get waxed, poked, prodded, threaded.
Speaker 6: Sounds like a fun not steamed. I'm in there's a
Speaker 6: there's a place. I think it was the Softotell in Brisbane.
Speaker 6: They had like a massage parlor there and they had
Speaker 6: the temple.
Speaker 1: Don't say a massage parlor that's a day days but.
Speaker 6: Different in no light up sign and they had like
Speaker 6: what they call the temple, and you go in there
Speaker 6: and there's a beauty trend as a goddess. No, they
Speaker 6: steam the room and you go in there.
Speaker 4: With someone else that's called that's called her mum, and.
Speaker 2: You paint each other in certain MUDs.
Speaker 1: Oh is that the Turkey the Turkish sauna? I guess
Speaker 1: it's called They're amazing and.
Speaker 2: We're just in there painting each other in mud.
Speaker 4: Who are you we?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 4: Oh, that's okay, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: That's not whoever else booked the three fifteen session.
Speaker 4: Hi, I am Jason around.
Speaker 2: Good, I'm Tom fifteen. Let's go to the temple.
Speaker 5: I don't imagine getting there. Habit it called a horum
Speaker 5: having Jason.
Speaker 2: We're going to need a roller.
Speaker 5: Thirty we get the steamer into the studio.
Speaker 2: Lauren's agreed to do.
Speaker 1: It lifely, not doing it on poster live. Do you
Speaker 1: want me to find you a photo?
Speaker 2: I don't need to see a photo of the chair.
Speaker 2: Third twenty fourteen. What beauty trend of you tried? What
Speaker 2: do you want to go with me? We're talking beauty treatments.
Speaker 3: Sydney makeup department where I frequent a lot.
Speaker 5: Channel Channel nine.
Speaker 3: The girls there are very very fond of yanking out
Speaker 3: nose hairs, Lauren. They do it with paddle pop sticks
Speaker 3: and wax.
Speaker 2: No, no, have you said you can get like a
Speaker 2: nad's nose hair removal kit. It's like a little place.
Speaker 6: It looks like the vix thing that goes on your
Speaker 6: nose and then and then you cover it in wax
Speaker 6: and you put it up there and then you wait,
Speaker 6: then you pull them out.
Speaker 2: Jeez, it's fantastic.
Speaker 3: It is the best feeling when you have your your
Speaker 3: hooter cleaned.
Speaker 2: It feels amazing. You wouldn't understand what we have to
Speaker 2: go through.
Speaker 3: It's it's disgusting. The nose hairs can be as long
Speaker 3: as those things are a car wash and then all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, Clint, it's just again, fantastic.
Speaker 4: Nose hairs don't stop you from breathing.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't, und.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't because I don't have disgusting long nosehirs.
Speaker 2: But it's very difficult being a man.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, hey, Molly, how are you just not
Speaker 4: even going.
Speaker 1: To take the bank?
Speaker 3: Molly?
Speaker 2: You wouldn't understand.
Speaker 6: Quiet and she's taking the bait all right, Molly, what
Speaker 6: beauty trend are you coming up about?
Speaker 10: Side?
Speaker 7: Fringes.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, did you wear a headband wrapped around
Speaker 4: it as well?
Speaker 2: What is this? Yeah, that's the memory unlocked.
Speaker 1: So let's go back.
Speaker 3: What do you reckon?
Speaker 4: Molly? About two thousand and four?
Speaker 1: Yeah, somewhere between two thousand and four and like ten.
Speaker 4: So the girls would part their hair and I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: The part would start so far over and it was
Speaker 1: like this side fringed almost did.
Speaker 4: You cover a whole eye with it?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then girls would go to like Prince Nightclub and
Speaker 1: we're like a wrap around headband that way, like a
Speaker 1: daisy chain.
Speaker 2: I like the wrap around headband?
Speaker 4: I thought, did you do that, Molly? The wrap around headband?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So did.
Speaker 1: J Sampson was one of the great side part leans
Speaker 1: of all time with the headman.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So when a girl friend of mine, Chrysanthi, I swear
Speaker 4: she only had one eye for.
Speaker 5: The feen years, she looked like the Phantom of the Opera.
Speaker 4: She could never see out of the other because the
Speaker 4: side part.
Speaker 3: Was so.
Speaker 6: Heavy affect you later in life. She'll probably wear a
Speaker 6: patch now for the rest of them.
Speaker 1: Seriously, Chrisanthi would not have been able to see out
Speaker 1: of that right eye.
Speaker 2: For have you seen on the top of the people
Speaker 2: that cut their hair with a meat cleaver. I'm not
Speaker 2: on the top of Yeah.
Speaker 3: They get it out. They say they put the hair
Speaker 3: on the table.
Speaker 2: And they.
Speaker 1: Do.
Speaker 4: You mean they put their hair on the table. Hair
Speaker 4: touched to their hair.
Speaker 3: It's on the cleaver.
Speaker 2: It's like a what is it chopper? Yeah, clever, isn't
Speaker 2: it is?
Speaker 1: The hair attached to their heads?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's on their head. Yeah, the hairs on the head.
Speaker 2: What's the name of the thing that it squashes the meat?
Speaker 2: You know, the hammer?
Speaker 4: Oh but the meat hammer?
Speaker 3: Isn't it a mallet.
Speaker 2: The moment?
Speaker 5: No, this is a cleaver, right, chops the hair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's that was Jemm. I had the sidepath.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, look at that.
Speaker 1: Yeah No, that wasn't real though. That was a beauty
Speaker 1: fad that we all had in the early two thousands
Speaker 1: called natural glow. It was in this blue container. Every
Speaker 1: girl had it, and you would put your natch you
Speaker 1: got any natch, babe, and you'd borrow it and you'd
Speaker 1: put so much on you'd walk out of a nightclub
Speaker 1: fluorescent orange.
Speaker 2: Gabrielli and ventrigal like good morning, what beauty trend.
Speaker 3: Did you try morning? The eyebrow trend?
Speaker 2: Eyebrows black thing?
Speaker 3: You know, fucking and there's nothing left.
Speaker 6: And it's always like I'm just going to play one
Speaker 6: more a little bit, and then you're like, I've taken
Speaker 6: too much and now I've got to even it out.
Speaker 2: The other one.
Speaker 4: They were like upside down Nike ticks, weren't they?
Speaker 8: They were?
Speaker 5: And now I've had to have them tattoo because they
Speaker 5: never grew up.
Speaker 2: I never grew Is that common the tattoo?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Well it's common for women about sall because.
Speaker 2: That's good, all right? Thirteen twenty fourteen, we're talking beauty
Speaker 2: treatments this morning.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Danielle.
Speaker 1: Hi, how are you? How old are you?
Speaker 4: What give me an age bracket?
Speaker 7: Sort of thirties and.
Speaker 1: Sort so do you remember all the things we've been
Speaker 1: talking about, like the natural glow, the hair part, the
Speaker 1: terrible eyebrows? Yep? Absolutely, what a time it was to.
Speaker 3: Be alive, wasn't it?
Speaker 1: All of these beauty regrets?
Speaker 2: Literally from I'll come back, what one we beginning? What
Speaker 2: one of you got to bring up?
Speaker 8: Obviously it wasn't actually me because I'm female, but I
Speaker 8: was a huge fan.
Speaker 3: Of this bad So are you ready?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's the Shannon no flavor saver.
Speaker 6: The goate, No, not even the goat, it just a little,
Speaker 6: just a bit, the landing strip, the chin, the bottom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is terrible.
Speaker 5: So you loved it, did you, Danny?
Speaker 2: Or not? You didn't love it?
Speaker 8: But I mean, can you believe we found that attractive?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 2: What did they call it again?
Speaker 1: The flavor saver?
Speaker 2: Shocking?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And men with eyebrow rings? Was that a beauty trend that.
Speaker 3: They all had?
Speaker 1: You have one of those mini go tea things? You
Speaker 1: also had an eyebrow, had.
Speaker 2: The eyebrow ring. I definitely didn't have the flavor.
Speaker 4: Wait, what's the difference between that and agoti?
Speaker 2: Is like down on the chin? It includes them. Was
Speaker 2: like a little landing street just below the what was
Speaker 2: it actually called flavorsab or the noisy.
Speaker 4: Should not know?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 1: They were all trends in two Thousand'm telling you they
Speaker 1: were all trends in two thousand and four.
Speaker 2: And what's so sad is they will come back in fashion.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, the skinny eyebrows and the
Speaker 1: natural glow ain't coming back.
Speaker 2: The flavorsaver.
Speaker 1: Potentially.
Speaker 2: We are joined by a very special guest.
Speaker 3: Our next guest is premiership player from the Collingwood Magpies, Jordan,
Speaker 3: the guy.
Speaker 2: From my money park.
Speaker 11: Morning, good morning, we're going well, we're going well, really
Speaker 11: well Clinton.
Speaker 4: What's your name?
Speaker 1: He's a passionate Collingwood supporter. You should ask him some
Speaker 1: hard hidden questions about.
Speaker 2: It's not about me, it's about Jordan.
Speaker 4: Jason is a new supporter.
Speaker 3: Yeh yeah, okay, up on the mean street.
Speaker 4: Put him into the into barracking for the party.
Speaker 3: Coxy big Masons love the coxy. Hey, Jordy and I
Speaker 3: got history.
Speaker 1: He's doing that.
Speaker 3: We'll talk about that the minute.
Speaker 4: Okay, don't we that you both have the best. Do
Speaker 4: you have the same dentist?
Speaker 3: You have the best?
Speaker 1: That's a white off.
Speaker 4: You two could be a cold go dad together.
Speaker 2: We could do that. We could do.
Speaker 3: Is that what you can do?
Speaker 2: Our moms.
Speaker 3: Like besties, like they grew up together.
Speaker 4: Really really they were on the shardonnais too.
Speaker 2: I love the.
Speaker 3: Common so back in the I don't even know what
Speaker 3: sort of ear it was. Let's say the seventies. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we all go with that.
Speaker 5: They were marching girls.
Speaker 3: Together.
Speaker 1: Sorry, marching girl like a cheerleader.
Speaker 3: Not really so marching girls used to Yeah, they used
Speaker 3: to like have batons and they used to sort of
Speaker 3: where would they perform at?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: They used to go to you now, this is all you.
Speaker 4: I know they did it, but not did they go
Speaker 4: to competitions together?
Speaker 2: Photo photos?
Speaker 3: Oh god, they look like if yourek top left, top left,
Speaker 3: That is Jeordie's beautiful mum Collingwood. Next and next and
Speaker 3: next to her is my mom ton Tones.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: How old would they have been there? Nineteen seventy seven?
Speaker 12: They've still got the outfits twenty I hope not twenty.
Speaker 12: I think they might get another one as well. I
Speaker 12: know they are second row, so second My mom's there
Speaker 12: on the on the left.
Speaker 4: With the brown hair, and Jordy is that your mum
Speaker 4: with the blonde hair?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow, seriously they were hotties. Yeah, the boys would have
Speaker 1: been oogling over them.
Speaker 2: We'll get out of the uniforms.
Speaker 1: They still have it heart and skirts. Do you reckon
Speaker 1: ton spools hers out for John occasionally?
Speaker 10: I reckon?
Speaker 2: She does?
Speaker 1: Time still has your mother l Lee Lee and Tones?
Speaker 2: You reckon? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Dynamic duo. We've had one or two nights on the
Speaker 5: town as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was like, yeah, I think no secrets should stay
Speaker 1: on the dead. Hey, now talk to me about this
Speaker 1: yelto run because Clint thinks he has done it before too,
Speaker 1: and I'm not believing him.
Speaker 4: So you're running all? How many levels is it?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 3: I think it's like fifty floors? Yeah, one, two hundred and.
Speaker 4: Forty stairs from the bottom of the alto to the top.
Speaker 3: Yes, correct, Wow, And what are you doing for?
Speaker 11: So it's for an organization called Giant Steps and they
Speaker 11: have young adults and children with complex needs and autism,
Speaker 11: so they're smaller charity, but their work is.
Speaker 3: You know, phenomenal.
Speaker 11: I think you know, they support these children who these
Speaker 11: kids sorry, who haven't had a proper program built around
Speaker 11: them before and really build them up.
Speaker 3: And you know, the results are epic.
Speaker 1: So people can still register to do it, or they
Speaker 1: can donate at rialto run up dot net dot Are
Speaker 1: you two hundred and forty steps? How? Like I go
Speaker 1: on the stairmask to sometimes Yeah, and I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I remember I saw this thing on Instagram. So if
Speaker 1: you do it for ten minutes to day, you'll look
Speaker 1: like elmcpherson I last said about two minutes and thought
Speaker 1: my legs were going to fall off.
Speaker 4: How long do you think it's going to take you
Speaker 4: to go up all those stairs?
Speaker 11: That's a good question. Probably a long time. I don't
Speaker 11: really walk up to and practice it. I know I
Speaker 11: haven't been practicing.
Speaker 1: Get a stir might meet me.
Speaker 4: Did you even get on the sticks?
Speaker 3: A lot of the firefighters do it to train, so
Speaker 3: they do it with all their apparatus because they would
Speaker 3: have to their heavy oxygen tanks, and they scale it.
Speaker 3: I think I did it in about nine, nine or
Speaker 3: ten minutes. Yeah, so you're running up and the last
Speaker 3: of ten fifteen you're actually sort of pulling yourself up.
Speaker 8: What did you do it for?
Speaker 3: We did the rialto run up back in the day.
Speaker 3: It was like, I think Millsy did it.
Speaker 2: I did it. How does this go?
Speaker 1: I think I remember it's still going the rialto runner.
Speaker 2: Pretty No, you're accurate time there, Clinton.
Speaker 4: I think he made that up.
Speaker 8: I don't.
Speaker 1: Honestly, you would die on a StairMaster for nine minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you get you get dizzy because you're just
Speaker 3: going around and around. You lose your bearings.
Speaker 4: Okay, so what sort of preparation you do.
Speaker 11: So I've done no preparation whatsoever. So on the day
Speaker 11: it's going to be an absolute struggle. But I think
Speaker 11: that's the whole part. It's struggle for everyone. So you
Speaker 11: know your bond as a community. You get the job
Speaker 11: done and you raise good money. A partner you me
Speaker 11: with one of those merry go round things. I can
Speaker 11: take you down there.
Speaker 2: Get that helps.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. Good on you and a great organization as
Speaker 1: well to run up dot dot au if you'd like
Speaker 1: to register or to make a donation.
Speaker 6: One of our boys has autism and I know Giant
Speaker 6: steps well and it's all about, you know, giving these
Speaker 6: kids routines and with their planning and they do a
Speaker 6: good job.
Speaker 3: Biggest thing with them is, like I said before, it's
Speaker 3: they build a.
Speaker 11: Program around every child and every kid so every kid's
Speaker 11: going to be different in their needs and what they want.
Speaker 11: So if they can build a program, it makes more
Speaker 11: one on one and personal and I think that's where
Speaker 11: you're going to get.
Speaker 4: The best results are on you for donating your time
Speaker 4: to do it.
Speaker 3: They got crows this weekend.
Speaker 11: Yeah, are you back? I should be back? Yeah, I reckon,
Speaker 11: We'll see after the client, seriously, after the client. That
Speaker 11: might be a seriously but even after the wind last week,
Speaker 11: it's going to be tough. The team's going well, they're
Speaker 11: taking on the Crows mcg on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Get behind them. Jordan to go in this morning, mate,
Speaker 2: Good to see.
Speaker 3: You, cheers, Thanks for having me, guys, been good.
Speaker 4: I just read the bottom dot point that said Jordan
Speaker 4: is not running, but he'll.
Speaker 8: Be there by.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my bad.
Speaker 3: I was trying to be a good sport.
Speaker 1: Oh no, what the stand?
Speaker 3: The club would kill me if I did that.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, I don't know if this
Speaker 2: is a great idea before the Crows. Yeah, I reckon,
Speaker 2: you know what. I reckon?
Speaker 3: Clint, you should do it again.
Speaker 7: Yea.
Speaker 2: In the Marching Out, you're on the air with Jason
Speaker 2: Lauren Clint here as well.
Speaker 8: Elly, easily quiet, I'm hunting a weapon.
Speaker 2: It's words. You can't say. Turn this up. You got
Speaker 2: the kids in the car away to school.
Speaker 6: It's always the segment that puts a smile on your
Speaker 6: face to start the day.
Speaker 4: Yes, of course, Well were you not at you?
Speaker 2: Here's some's some classics we got last week.
Speaker 3: My partner has a kuwaske kanwake.
Speaker 2: Skaki, Yeah, I haven't.
Speaker 3: Baddy pollinate?
Speaker 2: Do you avoid Italian restaurants?
Speaker 3: I can't say to what?
Speaker 11: Gwamma Coli?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Quawkable Walker? She was a big week. Last week?
Speaker 2: Was all right?
Speaker 4: Did we get into it?
Speaker 1: I'm thirteen twenty four to ten, Megan from Epping. What
Speaker 1: word can't you say? And can you throw it in
Speaker 1: a sentence for us? Okay?
Speaker 7: The word I can't say used.
Speaker 2: In the sentence, Megan.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 4: I live in the suburbs.
Speaker 1: Griffiths, in Griffith. That's it, griff So what do you say?
Speaker 8: I just can't say it.
Speaker 2: And the sad thing is I work in a call
Speaker 2: center people that live in that suburb and again suburb.
Speaker 1: Griffith.
Speaker 2: Do they ever have to give you their address and
Speaker 2: then you have to read it back to them?
Speaker 8: I just don't do it.
Speaker 2: I just I give it to someone else to do.
Speaker 4: Have you ever been to Griffith?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, we must. I love that.
Speaker 1: It's great, Thank you, it's in the tea.
Speaker 2: Thurty. Twenty four ten is our number. We are doing
Speaker 2: words you can't.
Speaker 1: Say, Susannah, can you put your word into a sentence
Speaker 1: for us?
Speaker 9: Sure?
Speaker 2: The AFL players are going to the tribunal comes up.
Speaker 1: A lot of tribrun get it all really hard to
Speaker 1: say tribunal, tribunal, tribe hang on, No, you said it wrong.
Speaker 3: Tribunal, tribunal, tribunal.
Speaker 1: I've been saying it wrong the whole time. What do
Speaker 1: you say tribunal?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, are you right?
Speaker 8: How do you lansana tribune ual?
Speaker 10: My husband tells me I say this true our, isn't it?
Speaker 10: And I'm convinced serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a footy quickly if you're a footy reporter
Speaker 2: and you couldn't say it, God, you be gutted seeing
Speaker 2: someone and I get sent he's hard saying, let's cross
Speaker 2: line to the anfl Tribunal thirteen twenty four.
Speaker 5: Ten words you can't say, Lachlan.
Speaker 4: Morning, What word can you not saying?
Speaker 3: I can't say?
Speaker 2: Fire extenditure?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, there's a fire, Lachlan.
Speaker 3: What do we need to get get the fire extended?
Speaker 2: Up?
Speaker 5: Good onion?
Speaker 1: Mate, that's okay, that's okay, it's really hold you, Lachlan.
Speaker 3: Twenty one twenty one.
Speaker 2: Do you feel like I told you back in life?
Speaker 4: Did you ever have a thought that you'd like to
Speaker 4: be firemen?
Speaker 1: And then you went, Yeah, he's a man.
Speaker 6: A few words, that's great and not all of the
Speaker 6: most spot on Holly in Mornington, good morning, good morning,
Speaker 6: Welcome to.
Speaker 2: The show, Holly. Use your word in a sentence, go
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 1: I have a few of trilantlas. Oh the spiders, Yes, angela,
Speaker 1: try tarantula, but I can't say it. How do you
Speaker 1: spell it?
Speaker 8: A r a t u l a?
Speaker 5: I think no, No, that's wrong. Tarantula.
Speaker 1: Is it not a triangela arantula?
Speaker 8: It's not a triandla.
Speaker 2: You can keep asking all day.
Speaker 5: You say tarantula, tarantula.
Speaker 4: I've been saying trian and I get stuck with the
Speaker 4: rangu tanks? What the monkeys?
Speaker 3: The rangu tang tang a rangu tang a rang tang. No,
Speaker 3: I think they're spelt that way o rangutangrang tang.
Speaker 2: Are you are right?
Speaker 4: Not today?
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm not doing well today, am I.
Speaker 2: Let's take it Lauren's bedroom now.
Speaker 4: So Sunday morning, lying in bed?
Speaker 2: What time do you wake up?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Like the Weekend Today show was on?
Speaker 5: Was I was I on while you were in bed?
Speaker 4: Well it was sort of your fault that I rediscovered
Speaker 4: this thing. So I was signing in bed. It's my darling, Paul,
Speaker 4: love of my life.
Speaker 1: And I thought, whatever Clint's doing on the Weekend Today
Speaker 1: show is not fulfilling my entertainment desires. I don't know
Speaker 1: what you were doing. It's lip syncing battle or some
Speaker 1: such thing. Anyway, so I thought, let's flick around and see.
Speaker 4: What else is on?
Speaker 2: Oh, Sunrise boring.
Speaker 3: Okay, flicking.
Speaker 2: James is still doing the weather.
Speaker 3: On that still James Aben, Yeah, still there.
Speaker 4: But it's a new male host on the Sunrise Weekend.
Speaker 2: David Woywood Melbourne. Boy.
Speaker 4: He looked smart.
Speaker 2: He is smart, annoyingly so yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: A challenge too smart for me. So I kept flicking.
Speaker 2: He's not singing.
Speaker 1: Did you know that on a Sunday morning? This is
Speaker 1: going to fall really flat? If you guys knew this
Speaker 1: that this show is still on.
Speaker 4: Child still on Sunday.
Speaker 2: I thought Rage went through the night.
Speaker 1: No, Rage is still on on my yes on Sunday morning.
Speaker 2: Really, I feel like someone we know recently hosted it
Speaker 2: and don't geese.
Speaker 1: Film clip was on and I was like a people
Speaker 1: still making video clips?
Speaker 2: I mean video hits, remember video hits? That's right.
Speaker 4: I watched video hits and rage and I thought there
Speaker 4: were things.
Speaker 6: Of until I gone near, until actual whitehead the host
Speaker 6: got his little white head out at an awards.
Speaker 4: He didn't still so one of the great film clips.
Speaker 2: Is it still a countdown from forty to one or
Speaker 2: whatever it is? Or do you not hang around? Did
Speaker 2: you get around? The weekend?
Speaker 3: Today?
Speaker 1: Went back to your lip sync battle, to be honest,
Speaker 1: But we watched the dough Chi film clip, and I
Speaker 1: didn't know that artists were still making film clips.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that. Yeah, you go to YouTube and
Speaker 3: it's all the film clips go up. Yeah, they're still
Speaker 3: making They play on Spotify as well.
Speaker 4: There were some good film clips back in the day.
Speaker 3: Did you have a favorite a film clip?
Speaker 1: I loved the thriller film clip. Oh yeah, the video
Speaker 1: clip Michael Jackson screaming in them.
Speaker 2: It was a poker face she's dancing she did yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: really good one.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: I didn't even mind the POxy call me maybe in
Speaker 2: the back of the car.
Speaker 4: You know what else was a great film clip?
Speaker 1: Barbie Girl, remember Barbie gue Yo, I'm a Barbie girl.
Speaker 2: Barbie.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah that was a ripper.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Rageous still on Sunday mornings, and I.
Speaker 5: Could get around it. Don't actually, because the Weekend Today Show.
Speaker 1: You've just lost a viewer. In fact, you've lost two
Speaker 1: viewers because Paul watches whatever.
Speaker 3: I watch a segment.
Speaker 1: My favorite is a lie bed and watch TV in
Speaker 1: bed and dress coffee and now I'm on the rage
Speaker 1: train train.
Speaker 6: I still love that, like video clips on in the background,
Speaker 6: I'm getting ready if we.
Speaker 4: Really want to go to school before you go out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this would be more your vintage Clinton Saturday mornings.
Speaker 2: The l J. Hooker Real Estate Show.
Speaker 5: I do remember it, Yeah, LJ.
Speaker 8: Hooker.
Speaker 6: Yeah, before they had real Estate Dot common stuff, before
Speaker 6: the Block, it was just a real estate show on
Speaker 6: a Saturday where they would showcase a couple of homes and.
Speaker 4: Then there'd been the newspaper and that was it.
Speaker 6: I remember we'd be on the couch watching and eating cereal.
Speaker 6: Mum be next to us in a cloud of smoke
Speaker 6: with their long beach go.
Speaker 2: You're not going to get that us for that.
Speaker 4: I don't really have changed.
Speaker 2: I really have
Speaker 7: Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on
Speaker 7: the Socials