WEBVTT - The Local Lads Hitting Every SA Pub Reveal The Best Ones 🍻 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:05.440 We got get you every day, adelaides. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:10.320 Well, thoads and gentlemen. Sometimes you're sitting there, you're feeling unmotivated. 0:00:10.400 --> 0:00:12.200 Who can I get around? Who's going to give me 0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:18.920 some motivations? And then two South Australian lads turn up 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:22.960 and a just reader finds what you think your purpose 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:26.920 is and gives you some genuine focus. Finally a new 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:29.000 Year's resolution, which I love. 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:32.480 Two good South fussy boys just hitting the pubs hard 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:34.440 and hitting a lot of pubs hard. 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:35.720 Good on your lads. 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:38.920 Yeah, over six hundred pubs they vow to visit this 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:42.600 year in the pursuit of having a beer at each 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:43.479 and everyone. 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:45.120 Three hundred and sixty five days in a year. 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:48.279 Six hundred pubs, So that's what statistically, that's like two 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:48.960 pubs a day. 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:51.400 Yeah, it's doable because when you really have a crack, 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.680 maybe you can visit four or five. Yeah, maybe you 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:56.760 can visit five to ten. Who knows the boys or athletes, 0:00:56.800 --> 0:00:57.360 they know what they're doing. 0:00:57.440 --> 0:00:59.320 Yeah, exactly right, and the committed we've got to. 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:01.960 Chat to them too. Very nice, Jade. 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:04.759 What have I always said when it comes to news resolutions? Oh, 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:08.800 stop drinking, make them fun and realistic. 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:11.800 Oh okay, all right, sorry about. 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:16.679 This, ladies and gentlemen, Introducing Tate and Wade, two boys 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:20.280 from South Australia whose news resolution for twenty twenty three 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:22.720 was to have a beer at every single pub. 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:27.080 Well, i'm boys and good morning, good morning. How are you? 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:28.319 Yeah, we're so good. 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:29.960 I know your name's Tate and Wade, but for the 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:32.520 purposes of this interview, you'll be Tato and Wado. 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:36.880 Okay, that's all we get calls. So that's fine, that's good. 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:39.880 Okay, what are we up to? One seventy three out 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:40.680 of how many? 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:45.480 Well been so sticked under an eighty seven pubs? So yeah, 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:47.840 one seventy three now and we're going strong. 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:52.560 Wow, that's good. So what's the deal? It's one beer? 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:55.160 Or can it sometimes turn into a little bit of 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:56.840 a proper catch up session? 0:01:57.920 --> 0:02:00.760 Yeah? Absolutely that not quite often it's the case, but 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:02.200 generally we. 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:03.720 Obviously way not work together. 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:05.640 So wherever we work. 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:06.760 And we just try and stop in at. 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:09.160 A pub where close by and sort of tick it 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:11.080 off and get to know the publicans and whatnot. 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:13.840 So yeah, okay, and what do you boys do? 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:15.799 Are we landscaping? 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:16.359 Yeah? 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:18.560 Right, okay, so does that take you to all parts 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:20.760 of the state. So are we trying to like get 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:22.080 to every single corner. 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:27.079 Yeah. Absolutely, So we work all out Australia, but generally 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:29.960 we'll be either working in town or something like that, 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:32.680 so we will pop into a local pub. Then when 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:35.320 it comes to, you know, a weekend, what we do 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:38.320 is we pick out a name of the hat of 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:40.640 we run a list of pubs, We'll pick out a 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:43.679 name of the out of the hat and it could 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:47.240 be you know, WALLERIEU, or could be Monter, it could 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:50.200 be you know, Mountain Campans, it could be absolutely anywhere 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:52.760 and that's where we've got to go. Whatever. 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:55.600 When we pull out, love this, absolutely love this. 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:58.720 So was this born for a few beers and when 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:00.720 you're talking about news rest lets, because the stock standard 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:03.480 one is let's get fitter, let's do this, let's do that. 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:06.519 I love that you're taking in a different direction. It's 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:07.880 one that we can all subscribe to. 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:12.399 Yeah. Absolutely. So we actually were on Chao, so that's 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:16.160 the furthest south you can possibly go, and we were 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:18.240 actually having a beer and we sort of put two 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:21.960 and two together. But the biggest thing what we eventually 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:23.640 want to do is actually create it is a bit 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:27.840 of a fundraiser for you know, to do more things 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:32.120 for you know, fundraiser, I guess kids that are struggling 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:34.920 these and doing stuff like that. So eventually, that's all 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:37.720 we'd like to get into, yh. So to be able 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.000 to go to pubs and have event to be able 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:43.080 to raise money. So yeah, like I said, kids with 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:47.040 cancer or the homeless and stuff like that. So we're 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:49.200 just trying to sort of figure out how we're going 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:51.000 to get there. But that's that's the goal. 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:54.200 That's a great idea. Guys. So Tato and Wado, do 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:55.800 you have missos? Is my question? 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:57.720 I do not know. 0:03:57.800 --> 0:03:59.160 I'm happily happily single. 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:01.520 So Wade is engaged. 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:04.920 Actually right, and to be honest, she's the driver. 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:09.040 Yeah that works out perfect. 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:09.360 Both of us. 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:11.600 A beautiful combination. Boys. 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:14.880 Love this to be honest, you know, like I said, 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:17.120 it stick on seven pubs. That's how long she sticks 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:17.520 around for. 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:22.159 Yeah, nicely, test relationships very quickly before we let you go. 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:24.080 Do you have a favorite so far? Favorite pub? 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:27.160 Yeah, we'd have to say there's been a few actually, 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:29.479 but the over Land is really nice up here, just 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:30.719 out of rendmarks the way. 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:31.400 Yeah. 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:34.560 Then there's quite a few flue Cinders Rangers also that 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:37.679 we love so and then we do love our local 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:40.080 as well, which is the commercial in strath albin Ye. 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:43.640 But yeah, every single pub has its own feature to it, 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:46.039 so we absolutely love it. It's great to see everything 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:48.320 in South Australia, which is yeah great. 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:49.000 Boys love this. 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:52.480 The Instagram is pint at every pub, so everyone out 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:54.720 there make sure you follow the boys and watch their progress. 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:56.719 Thanks for chatting with us, boys and good stuff. 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:00.680 You could go to the gym, we'll do the shopping 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:01.520 or go to work. 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:04.520 But what if you went in a beachier direction. 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:06.680 You're only a what if away from a holiday with 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:07.240 the war if a. 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:11.000 Boom flass packages and more. What if it's for travel? 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:16.280 The milkoff returns. It's just an interesting day on the calendar. 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:18.600 Yeah, it's around midday to day at the Royal Adelaide Show. 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:21.080 Team ten will be there milking off a cow. 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:23.160 Good on you guys. I don't think that's the other 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:25.680 thing they're called milking off. I think it is called 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:29.480 it milking a cow. That's okay. 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:32.080 I think I think we know what you're trying to 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:34.599 talk about last week. Laugh, But I'm going to go. 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:39.680 Last year news read Abbey represented Team Nover. How was 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:40.599 that experience, Well. 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:42.280 It wasn't really Team nov It was just hey, we 0:05:42.279 --> 0:05:47.600 need numbers, so come and join this. But so basically 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:50.400 we got there and like I'm in a dress. Luckily 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:53.400 I bought flats, so anyway, and they got us all 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:57.440 together and they said, whatever you do, don't stand at 0:05:57.480 --> 0:06:00.320 the back of the cow. Because at the time I 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:01.640 didn't realize what they were talking about that. I said, 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:04.840 this guy called Hazy did it the other year and 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:07.960 he got shut on. Yeah, and it was don't stand 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:08.680 at the back of the cow. 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:09.280 Whatever you do. 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:10.840 So you know, you're trying to get in there and 0:06:10.880 --> 0:06:13.359 you're trying to be helpful, but you're trying to not 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:15.240 beat the back of the cow because you actually I 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:17.120 think we got played the video as well to be honest. 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:18.720 Wow, that was the safety briefing. 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:21.680 So you've become like a real cow hr issue. 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:24.640 I'm that guy on the example, yes, of what not 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:27.520 to do in the off And by the way, it 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:28.520 wasn't the other day. 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:30.039 It was five years ago. 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:32.720 Said five years ago, So when you last year, it was. 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:33.320 Four years ago. 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:36.120 So it wasn't just a couple of weeks ago, this 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:38.359 guy got shout on No, no, no, it stayed with me 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:39.359 for a long time. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:41.360 Now, oh it has I'm that guy. 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:44.240 You're that guy. So your official. 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:49.000 Claim to fame is the guy that a cow poolation 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:50.000 And I think. 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:53.160 It's so nice they showed me. 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:54.840 When they showed me the video and I realized it 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:56.680 was you, I was like, oh, this doesn't surprise me at. 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:58.640 All, to be honest, because he smells like poop. 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:01.440 Well, it's been all of the lion where you know, 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:03.440 is it a cow or is it as. 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:07.159 Oh? Maybe? 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:11.000 So you claim to fames, Abby, you're famous for something? 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:13.720 What are you famous for? Sure? 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:16.920 Famous for something? No, I don't think I'm famous for anything. 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:19.200 I definitely think you haven't claimed a film. 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:22.960 Two things actually resting bitch face person, Okay, there is that. 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:23.280 Yeah. 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:27.400 Secondly, at that time where you declared Elizabeth a genuine 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:28.760 disaster designed. 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:31.200 Checking over weather a shower or two and twenty one 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:34.160 the top, it's one hundred and forty in Elizabeth, Sorry, 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:39.960 it's fourteen and Elizabeth on Adelaide's over nine one nine Adelaides. 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:42.280 Remember that. 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:45.600 Yeah, you were the person who declared that's it's just 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:47.400 a place where humans could not exist. 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:50.200 And I left my mic on and is that a 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:53.080 word I shouldn't have that my mother would still kills me. 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:55.480 About to drop the biggest F bomb ever known to 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:57.400 man on radio was magnificent. 0:07:57.640 --> 0:08:01.080 Yeah, yeah, so well done to both of you. Thank you, 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:04.000 it's really really nice. One got pooed on, one dropped 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:04.559 in F bombs. 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:07.360 I wonder if I'm the example when people journalist start 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:08.600 it and over it and they go, this is what 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:10.880 it's not, this is what not to do. 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:12.640 Definitely make sure you turn your mic off. 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:15.400 You could be the HR example. Yea, oh here's what 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:16.600 you can't say on air. 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:18.440 Yeah, straight to. 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:21.360 Abby thirteen twenty four to ten, get involved with this? 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:23.520 Do you have a unique claim to fame? 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:26.280 Is this something that everyone knows before that you really 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:27.320 wish they didn't know? 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:30.760 It wasn't planned out. What's Jodey's let's know, let's not 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:31.120 go the. 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:34.160 Tru what's you claim to fame? 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:34.400 DH? 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:36.800 Yeah, well, the other morning I was going to ring 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:38.880 up and say the things that I was banned from. 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:41.720 Oh yes, it's just this just sort of flows on 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.920 from that because I'm actually banned from nearly everything because 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:48.760 I injure myself doing the slightest thing. So now my 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:51.720 claim to fame is that when somebody hurts themselves, they go, oh, 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:56.000 you've done a truty. Yeah yeah, if anyone didn't do it, 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:58.400 you know, it's always a bizarre one too. So you 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:01.000 know everybody hits themselves, they've done a truty. 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:03.160 I did a trouty the other day when I was 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:05.120 dancing around the songs a song, soong song, and I 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:07.319 just stood on my chair and toppled over and did 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:09.800 my ankle and then the chair toppled on top of me. 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:10.120 Drudy. 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:13.120 So I did a truthy, absolutely, mate, that'd be a truthy. 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:17.080 At least he's got a name now, exactly right, you 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:19.559 stuck for words, and I've done yourself a little truty. 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:22.760 Good on your truty, Thank you, Jesse. What she claim 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:23.160 to fame? 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:27.960 So I own the mirror ball from HQ Dance flot. 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:33.480 Oh yes, that's prince of a man, well done. 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:35.839 Thank you. How did how'd you get it? 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:38.880 Well, they had a fire stale when they closed down, 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:42.760 and we put in a bid at five hundred and fifty. 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:45.120 Dollars and yeah, and you got it. 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:47.400 We had to pick it up on that weekend and 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:50.080 drove it down Port Road on the trailer. Yeah, and 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:52.959 keep cars just touting at us here. 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:54.640 How big is it? 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:55.400 It is huge? 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:57.120 Is it too big to put anywhay? 0:09:57.160 --> 0:09:59.440 Is that my partner's workplace just sitting out in the 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:00.200 back at the moment? 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:01.240 Yeah right, Yeah. 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:03.480 So I mean take us back to the day when 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:05.640 you used to probably look up up at it after 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:08.200 a couple of beverages and think, one day I'm going 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:11.040 to own that Or is their plans right now to 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:11.559 steal it? 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:12.360 Oh? 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:14.480 We had many plans to try and steal that thing. 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:18.199 Yeah, God, and then came the opportunity. What a beautiful 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:21.360 story about a mirror ball and a man. Yeah, gorgeous, 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:21.800 well done. 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.920 Thank you for all those going to the show today 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.800 and just watching the milk off. Yeah, I bet you're 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:30.319 not going to see anyone milk it from behind. 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:32.120 No, won't be mad. 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:35.360 If Jody's phone was to ring. 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:40.400 And I know what you're thinking, Are you seriously still 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:41.880 rocking and NOCKI at fifty one ten? 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:42.520 I'm not. 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:47.040 God, I've got one of those Samsung flip phones the razors, you. 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:51.000 Know, top score, Yeah, the Hello Moto the Razor. 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:55.080 How cool? They it's so cool, someone please call me. 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:56.800 Yeah, And there wasn't a chick on the planet that 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:58.600 didn't have the hot pink one AnyWho. 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:00.960 So maybe back in the day, answer the phone if 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:02.560 it was an unknown number when you had to raise 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:04.160 it just so you could say hello and look cool 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:06.920 in front of your friends. But what about now your 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:09.040 phone's got a random number in front of it and 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:10.320 you're like, oh, I'm not sure this. 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:11.679 Are you ever answering it? 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:14.800 No, because I figure if the call is important enough, 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:16.800 someone will leave a voice message. But I had to 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:20.079 strip do not answer unknown number policy. But then if 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:22.480 you make an inquiry at work to say police media, 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:26.000 the police will always call you on no number, right, 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:28.320 So it's a bit of a lottery if I get one. Now, 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:29.240 I'm like, is that work? 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:30.600 Is it? 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:30.960 You know? 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:31.640 Yeah? 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:33.800 So it's real anxiety inducing stuff. 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:36.040 But surely they'd leave a Voicemaik it was important enough 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:36.880 even with the police. 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:37.600 Yeah, I think so. 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:39.600 Yeah, Yeah, I love this story. 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:42.400 In America, a hiker who was lost for twenty four 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:45.360 hours ignored calls from rescuers. 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:47.559 No because it was an unknown number. Good. 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:51.080 So to extend the story out just a little bit, 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:53.800 I ran about twelve hours in probably could have got 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:56.719 rescued phones ringing Nah, I don't know that number, it's 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:59.600 a rescuer extends it out for an extra twelve hours. 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:02.880 Hence, that's my theory about emergency services calling you on 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:03.840 unknown numbers. 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:07.120 You just can't risk it because it could be someone 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:08.719 trying to sell your solar panels. 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:09.280 In the middle of the desert. 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:11.920 So this guy is like half dying. He's got no 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:14.400 food or water, but he's like, oh, I'm not full 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:14.720 for that. 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:18.959 No, I am knocked down for an awkward chat no 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:21.120 with some random dude trying to sell me something. 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:21.920 Yeah, And I get it. 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:23.800 And I do feel sorry right now for the Nigerian 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:26.800 princes out there because that has we know, terrible at texting. 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:29.199 They can't text, they can't text, They find leaving a 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:32.760 voicemail very confronting. Yes, because it's quite a nervous situation. 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:34.200 So all they want to do is chat to your 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:34.760 voice to voice. 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:35.959 Well, I mean, at the end of the day, it's 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:38.280 just a prince trying to find love and he gets 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:39.400 nervous like the next guy. 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:41.439 It's not even that she's not even trying to find love. 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:43.160 The amount of princes that I've spoken to are saying 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:44.960 I just cannot get hold of anyone. 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:48.040 I've got so much cash to give away. Yeah, where 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:48.520 are we to put? 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:49.760 It gets to the point where like I just need 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:52.520 to withdraw and burn it because no one's going to 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:53.679 accept this cash. 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:56.400 Hang in there, Nigerian princes, because one day there is 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:57.440 a woman called Beryl. 0:12:57.679 --> 0:12:58.960 She's eighty seven. 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:01.280 And she will take your and she'll take you call. 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:03.959 But some of these other people, like this hiker in America, 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:06.440 will not take your call under any circumstances. 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:08.680 And he's like, what do I need solar panels for? 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:12.400 Look this son? Everywhere? In fact, I'm burning up. 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:13.160 I'm burning up. 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:15.360 Worth it though, because they don't have a really really 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:19.200 boring chat. It's we're quite conflicted though here at nov 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:21.760 what's that? Because if you win tickets with us, yes, 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:24.440 you've got to hang by your phone. Yeah, and you 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:26.800 might get a call on a private number and it 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:29.840 might be producers Zoe saying you've been upgraded via our 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:30.560 Golden ticket. 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:33.920 Yes, what do you do? I don't know. 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:35.360 I don't want to talk to Zoe. 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:39.680 It's too awkward. 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:41.560 She's awkward, she's kidding. 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:44.079 So for the next two or three days go against 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:46.559 what we naturally know, and they use to ignore random numbers. 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:49.560 Yeah it's a private number. It could be Nova upgrading you, 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:49.920 I know. 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:52.720 And if you don't take that call, you're missing out 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:55.760 on the Nova fares Wiel and a real good spin 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:56.080 on it. 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:01.480 You've got home machine. 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:07.360 On this Thursday, seventh of September. Let's take a trip. 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:07.679 Why not? 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:08.440 So I'm driving. 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:10.080 Who's in the front seat, who's in the back, who's 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:10.720 got shotgun? 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:11.719 Just jump on. 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:13.560 Board, strap yourselves in, and let's just fill out that 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:14.280 brain full of knowledge. 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:16.239 It never gets old when your kids are like shutdown. 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:18.200 I know, there's shut up. 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:20.360 And then they hit each other screaming, and you're like, 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:23.120 if you guys don't sort this out, we'll be going. 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:26.560 No, if you guys don't sort this out, I will 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:28.560 pull over and you can go out on the side 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:29.040 of the road. 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:31.400 And they all know, we all know that's not gonna 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:35.840 two thousand and six, at Sasha Baron Cohen's mockumentary Borat 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:40.040 Cultural Learnings of America for make benefit Glorious Nation of Cassocks, 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:41.640 Time premiere. 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:44.720 Is at the Toronto Film Festival. What an absolute institution. 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:45.080 It was. 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:47.560 Do you want a fun fact? I can't bring myself 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:48.359 to watch. 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:50.600 All of hor at. 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:53.120 I've watched different scenes, but I get so uncomfortable when 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:54.600 other people are made uncomfortable. 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:57.000 I don't like it. Yeah, like prank stuff I can't do. 0:14:57.120 --> 0:15:02.160 The problem is it's so imitatable, right, everyone on this planet. 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:05.880 Some sage is like, hey, hey, hey, this nearny. They're nags. 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:08.440 Bought. 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:11.800 Such an easy impression to do, though, isn't it. 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:12.400 Yeah. 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:15.200 Twenty thirteen, Tony Abbott was elected Australias Prime Minister. 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:16.320 Remember when he ate the onion? 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:17.280 Oh? 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:24.360 What was that to prove? Again? Oh my god? 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:27.400 It was like Tony, no one eats an onion like 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:35.680 an apple, mate, that is so unrelatable, you do. Twenty eighteen, 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:39.160 rappers Cardi b Nicki Minaj came to physical blows at 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:40.520 in New York fashion events. 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:41.880 Oh I must have missed that one. 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:44.080 They could pack a punch those two who wins? 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:48.480 I'm not really sure, Cardian Nikki, that's a w where's 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:49.360 your money going? 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:49.800 Yeah? 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:52.160 It could be a draw roll at the mud the jelly. 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:54.240 Oh wow, we. 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:56.320 See. 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:57.920 I would have predicted that you would have said that, 0:15:57.960 --> 0:15:59.160 and yet it came out of my mouth. 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:01.160 So thank you very much. 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:05.320 You're the villain this time numb one song in September seven, 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:08.840 two thousand and two was complicated by Avril Levine Avrol. 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:09.320 Yes. 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:13.120 Let's always remember when she was married to the great 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:18.600 Chad Kruger krug or Kroger yeah, Kroger yeah, Nickerby Okay yeah. 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:19.280 Let's all. 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:21.760 Let's also remember. 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:24.920