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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast.

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Speaker 2: If you've gone out with someone and they just don't

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Speaker 2: get along with your pet, I don't know, it could

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Speaker 2: be a very big deal breaker, couldn't it.

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Speaker 1: If I won't able The girl that had a black

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Speaker 1: cat that would you'd be sitting on a couch, would

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Speaker 1: land on you and scratch you. Yeah, yeah, what attack?

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Speaker 1: Yeah obviously felt threatened because she was so in.

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Speaker 3: Love with me. Well, I think that's what it was.

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Speaker 3: But see cats, No, cats are pretty smart like that.

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Speaker 2: They'll work out if you're a peanat or not and

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Speaker 2: they'll go you Straightawa.

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Speaker 1: This one hated me.

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Speaker 3: This is not real.

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Speaker 2: This story is not what it is interesting though, because

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Speaker 2: this woman's been arrested forty five year old Janet Janie Smith.

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Speaker 2: Janie This is in North Carolina. She has reportedly been

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Speaker 2: training squirrels from her area to harm her ex lover.

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Speaker 2: She's been trapping and training the squirrels, and in the

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Speaker 2: past months, the rodents have believed to have assaulted a victim,

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Speaker 2: her ex, four one year old James Robinson, more than

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Speaker 2: a dozen times. These assaults left him with numerous severe wounds,

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Speaker 2: including the loss of a finger and his testicle was bitten.

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Speaker 1: Well, I was going to say, what a squirrels do?

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Speaker 1: They collect nuts? Well, this is the go and get

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Speaker 1: those two over there, straight up the legs.

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Speaker 3: Kill a squirrel.

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Speaker 2: The unfortunate man was baffled as to why squirrels were

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Speaker 2: attacking him until he noticed his ex girlfriend, a former

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Speaker 2: circus animal trainer, encouraging the animals during one of the attacks.

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Speaker 2: She was somewhat concealed by some shrubs, but I could

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Speaker 2: still see and hear her. The squirrels were given orders

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Speaker 2: to assault me by her while she was shouting at them.

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Speaker 3: Awesome.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't I couldn't see her. I could just quietly

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Speaker 1: hear eat that nut.

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Speaker 2: When police went to missus Smith's house, there was a

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Speaker 2: total of twenty seven squirrels that were discovered inside at home,

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Speaker 2: two training dummies with mister Robinson taped over their faces.

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Speaker 1: So I've never seen this squirre'll do a trick? So

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Speaker 1: would I would suspect a squirrel could not be trained.

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Speaker 1: It's a wild animal that hangs around up a tree, right,

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Speaker 1: not a bad looking animal. Kind of cute, you know,

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Speaker 1: part of a few cartoons growing up. I wouldn't have

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Speaker 1: thought you could create a killer pack of squirrels.

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Speaker 2: Actually, it would be a great act for AGT, wouldn't it.

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Speaker 3: What if you have if you're a man, if you.

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Speaker 2: Could train up an animal and then full the show,

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Speaker 2: so you full channel seven and say, oh, look these squirrels,

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Speaker 2: they're so friendly. Yeah, they'll kick around a footy blah

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Speaker 2: blah blah. And then on the night you've got them

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Speaker 2: trying to go in to attack the audience.

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Speaker 3: Attack. Shane Jacobson, even Kate Richie could get attacks, you

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Speaker 3: know what I mean. It's just like.

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Speaker 1: Bangg that goes a finger and the squirrels have to

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Speaker 1: bring back a finger from one of the judges. Or

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Speaker 1: you have a man who's just on a wheel, right,

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Speaker 1: and he's like taped to a wheel, so he's being

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Speaker 1: spun up around and it's out of control. Then you've

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Speaker 1: got him screaming no, no, and you don't know whether

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Speaker 1: it's part of the act. And then she just releases

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Speaker 1: the squirrels from the cage and they got a.

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Speaker 3: Town on his pesticles.

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Speaker 2: And then an elderly guy from the country comes in

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Speaker 2: and plays a gun leaf, plays a gum leaf.

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Speaker 3: Through through his hand.

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Speaker 1: And they pick up in this guy's testicles and drop

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Speaker 1: them on the judges panel.

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Speaker 2: Shane Embardier, does your pet have a Does your pet

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Speaker 2: hate your partner?

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Speaker 3: Shane?

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, he does.

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Speaker 3: So to what point does it get to? Shane?

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Speaker 4: Well, it gets to the point wherever she tries to

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Speaker 4: be affectionate. It will attach me or kiss me me.

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Speaker 4: Bird will growl, it'll run across me and attack her.

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Speaker 4: It just hates her and she picks up her phone,

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Speaker 4: it'll go over and grab her phone and try and

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Speaker 4: rip it to pieces.

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Speaker 3: What kind of bird is it, Shane.

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Speaker 4: I've got an Indian ring neck.

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Speaker 1: Indian ring neck? Is that like a big cockie?

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Speaker 4: It's like a parrot?

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Speaker 3: Awesome?

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Speaker 2: That's an aggressive Does the bird think that she's attacking

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Speaker 2: you when she gets amorous with you?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 4: Man? She'll just touch me like a rub me and

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Speaker 4: he'll just run across my body and just try and

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Speaker 4: bite her, and then he'll start growling at her. We

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Speaker 4: brought the bird together, we ordered the other messing box together.

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Speaker 4: We've fled it as a baby together, and Shane, it's

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Speaker 4: just turned on.

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Speaker 1: The bird obviously has feelings for you, which is great news. Congratulations,

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Speaker 1: you've got a couple of birds on the go. Have

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Speaker 1: you thought maybe getting Nah the parrot to hang out

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Speaker 1: with that parrot, so then it might give you a

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Speaker 1: bit more freedom with your human love interest.

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Speaker 4: And love me bird too much?

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Speaker 1: I get another one, is what I'm saying. Don't replace it,

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Speaker 1: so you have two birds so they can get on.

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Speaker 3: He wants the one needs a distraction.

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Speaker 2: Shana only wants the one bird from the animal kingdom

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Speaker 2: and from the human kingdom.

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Speaker 1: Shane the girlfriend from the animal kingdom. What's its name?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 4: Lala La La?

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Speaker 1: Can la La talk?

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Speaker 4: Not yet? It's only six months old, all right?

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Speaker 1: Right, when it can talk, gives a call back, We'll

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Speaker 1: have a chat to the bird about it.

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: Great story, Shane hanging.

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Speaker 3: Then you're in the running for first class in fifty ks.

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Speaker 1: I hope Shane wins.

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Speaker 2: Tom in Waverley. Your pet has a favorite between you

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Speaker 2: and your girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Tom?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, mate, what is it?

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Speaker 3: It's a cat?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she doesn't like Maybe she loves.

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Speaker 3: The girlfriend, right, So what does the cat do to you?

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Speaker 3: Does the cat is attack you, Tom?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she thought attacked me.

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Speaker 1: It's the weirdest thing. I'll speak.

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Speaker 4: You know, you don't really part of the cat right, yeah,

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Speaker 4: and it just washes for Rais.

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Speaker 1: Cats cats are nasty things. I love completely, but loves

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Speaker 1: the girlfriend, but they're always.

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Speaker 3: A bit Was it your cat or was it the

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Speaker 3: family's cat? Tom?

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Speaker 4: Ah, Well, yeah, family's cat, family's cat. But yeah, just

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Speaker 4: loves the girlfriend does not like.

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Speaker 3: Me at all.

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Speaker 1: What's the name of the cat.

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Speaker 4: It's embarrassing. I say, came with the house, so we

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Speaker 4: didn't actually name it. Every time take out loud push right, actually, girl?

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Speaker 3: So Tom, do you love your girlfriend? Like? Are you

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Speaker 3: in love? Do you say the word love? Yeah? Makes

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Speaker 3: it's good value, that's beautiful. So we love puspuse, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you know it's love hate good.

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Speaker 1: It's just hard to know whether you're going to hold

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Speaker 1: on to pus Puss or.

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Speaker 4: Your Yeah, she's right.

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Speaker 3: She goes missing there. He goes to SoundBite and recap

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Speaker 3: of the week for Tom.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like you've got your work cut out for you

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Speaker 1: with puss Puss.

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Speaker 2: Tom's in the running for first class and fifty. He

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Speaker 2: will take his girlfriend though he's in love. He won't

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Speaker 2: take pus Buss.

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Speaker 1: You're usually better than that, to be honest with you,

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Speaker 1: When I don't usually go to the gunner a Weekly.

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Speaker 2: Can I just say I didn't. It's one of those things.

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Speaker 2: As soon as I said it, I went You.

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Speaker 1: Did laugh to yourself a lot your.

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Speaker 2: Joke a lot, because when I said it, it actually

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Speaker 2: sounded quite humorous.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I loved it, and you should encourage yourself to go.

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Speaker 3: You should do more.

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