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Speaker 1: This is the Fitzian Whipper with Cape Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Of all the things that Chrissy Swan brought to the

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Speaker 2: show this week Christy Swan hanging out with us, one

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Speaker 2: of the.

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Speaker 3: Main ones was more talk of you're talking about it's

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Speaker 3: worst when you say and more specifically the sensations Chrissy

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Speaker 3: was having in hers.

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Speaker 2: My boob tingle when I my left one, especially the.

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Speaker 4: Binger one do tingles again, guys bingle.

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Speaker 2: That's good, that's good. You have not noticed my enormous

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Speaker 2: jug out with a fine sheath of gauze. And when

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Speaker 2: it's not more boobies, she's trying to get on the show,

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Speaker 2: it's more doobies, more doobies. Os Looto hit one hundred

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Speaker 2: million dollars on Tuesday, and Whipper had the classic question

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Speaker 2: for Fitzie, what is the first thing you would buy

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Speaker 2: with one hundred million dollars, which for some reason he

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Speaker 2: could not answer for the life of him. That's one

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Speaker 2: hundred million dollars. If you don't have an answer, you've

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Speaker 2: got everything in life's too good.

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Speaker 3: What's the first thing that I would buy one hundred

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Speaker 3: million dollars?

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Speaker 2: Do you want a Ferrari? Do you want a note?

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Speaker 2: Do you want to buy a race horse? Go to Vegas?

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Speaker 2: What do you want to do? One hundred million dollars?

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Speaker 2: We want it? We don't have me an answer, don't

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Speaker 2: buy a ticket made thankfully fits. He didn't win the

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Speaker 2: hundred million dollars, so he was back in the studio

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Speaker 2: to have a chat with Rachel Griffith. Welcome to the

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Speaker 2: Fitzy we Piquet Ritchie show Beautiful. Her new TV series

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Speaker 2: has her running a brothel, so the topic came up

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Speaker 2: pretty quickly. I don't know too much about brothels. Had

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Speaker 2: he never been to a prospect.

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Speaker 4: There's an open days A very famous one is that the.

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Speaker 2: One that's slightly overlaps a yoga studio.

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Speaker 4: So if anyone's tracking, you know, Happy on Life.

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Speaker 2: Three sixty, it's like, yeah, it's really into yoga lately, guys.

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Speaker 3: I mean thing like have you been too hot yoga?

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Speaker 2: That behavior has been a running theme on the show

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Speaker 2: this week.

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Speaker 3: School pick up the other day and I was asking

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Speaker 3: about a certain family and they said, oh, no, haven't

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Speaker 3: you heard they've left the school?

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Speaker 4: And I said, why is that?

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Speaker 3: Mum got caught vaping in the kids toilets at the

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Speaker 3: Christmas carols.

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Speaker 2: What an iconic sentence.

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Speaker 3: One of the teachers came in to tell the girls,

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Speaker 3: you're up next to the Christmas carols.

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Speaker 2: And knocked on the door and best mum in their

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Speaker 2: vape on her pineapple bubble gum flavored pape. And it

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Speaker 2: turns out she's not the only parent that's got in

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Speaker 2: trouble at school, trouble for shot.

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Speaker 4: I got in trouble for spraying a bottle of champagne

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Speaker 4: over kindergarten our faith. We raised about fifty six thousand

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Speaker 4: dollars and I thought it was a cause for celebration.

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Speaker 2: I thought, you just want to go now we all

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Speaker 2: know it was only a matter of time before Whipper

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Speaker 2: went on Ozambic. It's called oh sorry, monjaro, but it's

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Speaker 2: basically the same thing. It's one injection a week into

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Speaker 2: your stomach, just stifles your appetite. And we'd certainly take

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Speaker 2: it a bit more seriously if he wasn't saying this

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Speaker 2: five minutes later on the show, We've ranked Australia's best

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Speaker 2: ice creams. If ice cream companies want to send, we

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Speaker 2: are happy to put together our own list here and

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Speaker 2: throw the stuff at me. Tommy I'm not complaining though,

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Speaker 2: just make sure there's enough for the whole team. Send

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Speaker 2: in a couple of.

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Speaker 4: Jabs at Montarnjaro.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes on the show, a random celebrity suddenly gets roasted

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Speaker 2: out of nowhere? Do you remember Just Cuts Amazing hairdresses?

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Speaker 2: This week it was Grand Dya's time. Do you remember?

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Speaker 2: And Grant den You was the face of Just Cuts.

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Speaker 3: You know there would be life size stickers of din

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Speaker 3: you in Just Cut Discover.

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Speaker 4: On a postage stand.

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Speaker 2: There it was Grant. Then you're looking at you, sort.

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Speaker 4: Of laughing at you with the haircut that you just

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Speaker 4: got from.

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Speaker 2: Us, just to be laughed. That's not fair. We love you, Grant. Yeah, thanks,

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Speaker 2: that'll make him feel better.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Christy had a great idea for the show this week.

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Speaker 4: We're getting together a dictionary of family words with their definitions.

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Speaker 2: What's the family phrase? And we got so many great

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Speaker 2: calls that I've included a translator to speak things up

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Speaker 2: a bit.

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Speaker 1: For example, equor land certificate, foil cling wrap, Schnitzers.

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Speaker 2: Then we can also use the translator for Chrissy derodient.

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Speaker 1: Deodorant de meate. This was it I that consumed the

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Speaker 1: food baskin Robins Baskin and Robins Whipper, the Cerama's, the

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Speaker 1: cinemas linked and LinkedIn, and FITZI finally finally American Russo

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Speaker 1: American Russom.

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Speaker 3: Dormant pet Oh god, nope.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I don't know about that one.

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Speaker 2: It turns out even the translator can't figure that one out. Sorry, bro,

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Speaker 2: I'm snitch. Catch you guys next week. This is the

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Speaker 2: Fitzy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast