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Speaker 1: This is the Fitsy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast,

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Speaker 1: How Things at Home?

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Speaker 2: Buddy, you've got a feeling that your partner's trying to

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Speaker 2: kill you. No, it's there's been a couple of moments

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Speaker 2: where I've looked, look, I've changed up a few things

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Speaker 2: with my sleeping.

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Speaker 3: I put a pillow over my head.

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Speaker 4: She does. We've been trying for years.

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Speaker 3: So what it does.

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Speaker 2: It cuts out all the noise around me, and I've

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Speaker 2: been getting a better sleep. But unfortunately, because I'm getting

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Speaker 2: a better sleep, that means apparently I'm snoring more.

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Speaker 4: So hang on a minute. Are you one pillow under

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Speaker 4: the head, one pillow over in a pillow sandwich?

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Speaker 2: Yes, right, Yes, I'll have a pillow over at the

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Speaker 2: top of my head on my other ear.

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Speaker 4: Some people think about using earplugs.

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Speaker 2: As a yes, now, I actually find it really comfortable

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Speaker 2: having a pillow on your head. So there's been a

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Speaker 2: couple So I've waken up a couple of times whip

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Speaker 2: and my wife's not in bed. She's gone down into

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Speaker 2: the spare bedroom because of my snoring.

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Speaker 3: Then I'm a couch.

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Speaker 2: The other night, there was a moment where we were

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Speaker 2: watching something on the couch, and she looked at her

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Speaker 2: and she was staring at me. And you know what,

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Speaker 2: there's a lot of people out there probably going, oh,

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Speaker 2: that's beautiful, your wife staring at you. But she sort

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Speaker 2: of had an evil look on her face.

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Speaker 4: Do you know That's why they call it a death stair?

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Speaker 4: You do realize that day, is it? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Death stare?

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Speaker 4: She's thinking about I just didn't know you.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know what was ticking, what was you gone?

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Speaker 4: They just thinking that couch would look beautiful without you?

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Speaker 4: Are it?

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Speaker 2: Then the other night, I I've got a sore back

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Speaker 2: and it's and I've I've hid a nerve in my back. Right,

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Speaker 2: I've done something to my back. I've got a knot

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Speaker 2: in my back and every time I turned my head

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Speaker 2: to the left, I've just got this sharp pain that

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Speaker 2: goes all the way up to my neck.

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Speaker 3: There's a knot in my back.

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Speaker 2: So I said to BJ, I said, honey, can you

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Speaker 2: grab the massage gun? I need you to do. There's

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Speaker 2: like a knot in my back that I need you

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Speaker 2: to get out. She didn't con and all I heard

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Speaker 2: was all I heard was this, and off she went,

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Speaker 2: and I thought, oh, this is great.

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Speaker 3: She's doing it.

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Speaker 2: So I lay down on the carpet in the bedroom

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Speaker 2: and she goes hell for leather right for about five minutes,

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Speaker 2: and then I'm like, Okay, no worries, wasn't I went

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Speaker 2: to bed really saw that night and it didn't really

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Speaker 2: didn't really work.

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Speaker 3: Woke up for work the next morning and I jump.

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Speaker 2: Into the shower and I have this pain down my

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Speaker 2: back and I realized that my.

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Speaker 3: Wife's trying to kill me.

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Speaker 4: Give me a long hang on a minute, shirt off,

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Speaker 4: guys had off, shirt off, headphones off. Oh what is that?

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Speaker 3: Taking so much skin off my back? It looks like

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Speaker 3: a tattoo. The massage gun.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that looks like a bird. That's like

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Speaker 4: and do you know what?

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Speaker 3: I realized she she was doing that.

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Speaker 4: She would have seen what ye she was doing.

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Speaker 3: But she's gone hard.

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Speaker 4: She would have seen it start to bleed, and still

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Speaker 4: she wants she kept pounding, didn't she? Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: I just and like I said, I've got a mushroom

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Speaker 2: pie for lunch today.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on with my wife. I

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Speaker 3: don't know what's happening.

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Speaker 4: Were you instructing her? You're on the spot, keep going, please,

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Speaker 4: or did she go this we'll fix it?

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Speaker 2: Well, you just just before we went to ash at

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Speaker 2: the seven o'clock news.

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Speaker 3: There you just did.

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Speaker 2: What's the sign that your relationship is due?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe the four layers of skin she's taken off

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Speaker 2: my back could be a sign.

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Speaker 4: And did she wake up the next morning? Go hi? Ryan?

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Speaker 4: How are you?

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Speaker 3: Tommy? Where do you register for the singles party?

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Speaker 4: It's not too late, they were too late.

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Speaker 1: This is the Fitsy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 4: Hey, let's talk about Mother's Day. It's been excited to

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Speaker 4: get our place. My wife does a bit on social media,

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Speaker 4: Ryan James, So quite often I'll sit at home on

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Speaker 4: the couch falling asleep. And then.

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Speaker 3: Are you the official photographer at home?

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Speaker 4: Boyfriends of Instagram? Yeah, husbands of Instagram. And I'm also

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Speaker 4: the receiver of anything sent to the house, the freebies

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Speaker 4: that might arrive awesome yesterday.

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Speaker 3: That we've always loved being a receiver.

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Speaker 4: Yes, captain receiver, they call me. Will take anything. And

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Speaker 4: the doorbell rang and I took a parcel. I had

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Speaker 4: some food, some champagne and everything from other state. Also

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Speaker 4: included some Chili's which was great. So put it on

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Speaker 4: the kitchen bench. Kids came home, we started playing around.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know what they were doing. Jack had gone

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Speaker 4: missing for about twenty minutes. I said, what are you

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Speaker 4: doing over there? Mate? He said, well, Ted made dinner

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Speaker 4: for everybody last week, so I thought I could cook

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Speaker 4: something tonight. And I went great. I had no idea

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Speaker 4: what he was doing. I couldn't see. He's chopping up

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Speaker 4: a chili. Great order an awesome toy. There's so many

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Speaker 4: things to play with at our place. There's so many

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Speaker 4: bits of plastic that you can throw around.

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Speaker 3: Once it's on the skin, though, it can go anywhere.

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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 4: He had no idea, and I went, okay, you need

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Speaker 4: to wash your hands immediately, trust me, right now, Jack,

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Speaker 4: put the knife down, get up from the table, and

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Speaker 4: go and wash your hands.

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Speaker 3: He starts crying. Wipe, no, stop crying. Wipe your hands

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Speaker 3: with you with your fingers. Wipe your eyes, Wipe your eyes,

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Speaker 3: wipe your eyes.

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Speaker 4: What does? He goes into the bathroom decides to take

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Speaker 4: a Wii before wiping his hands, and I said, mate,

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Speaker 4: I've been there. I started dating this girl and we

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Speaker 4: went round to her friend's place for dinner. I jumped

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Speaker 4: into the kitchen and chopped the chili, went for a

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Speaker 4: wi Half an hour later, I'm back there with the

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Speaker 4: old fella in the sink, running cold water over my gosh?

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Speaker 3: What's it like to when it's on fire? Tom, luck

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Speaker 3: is it?

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Speaker 4: I'm not going into that kind of stuff and m I.

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Speaker 3: Use chilis though, but it's flammable stuff.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, absolutely, you see your doctor if papersists. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Jack's now in tears. So we go from holding is

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Speaker 4: Wally doing a Wii to then washing his hands to

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Speaker 4: realizing that his crotch was on fire and then trying

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Speaker 4: to wipe the tears from his Oh man, this is

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Speaker 4: getting worse and worse. Go upstairs, get in the shower now.

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Speaker 4: So we had a cold shower at about four o'clock yesterday.

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Speaker 3: What was the meal he prepared?

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Speaker 4: It didn't make it to the table. I can tell

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Speaker 4: you that right now. It got wiped straight into the

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Speaker 4: bin and we got some takeaway fish and chips. I'd

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Speaker 4: like to know, Tom thirteen, twenty four to ten. Chili disaster,

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Speaker 4: Absolute chili disaster. When did you realize it was on

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Speaker 4: your hands and then you may have done something? Did

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Speaker 4: it end up in your eyes. What happened due to

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Speaker 4: a chili? Kelly from Kellyville. What happened to you, Kelly

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Speaker 4: from Kellyville.

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Speaker 5: Ah, I was chopping chili's to make dinner and I've

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Speaker 5: had a cut in my hands. The pain actually so

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Speaker 5: it went into the cut in my hand, and the

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Speaker 5: pain from the chili shot up through my arm into

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Speaker 5: my elbow like wicked tennis elbow.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's lethal stuff, Isn't it unbelievable?

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Speaker 3: Can we go back to You've got your own suburbs?

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Speaker 3: That is unbelievable? I mean, did people laugh about that?

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Speaker 3: What does your friendship group say about this?

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Speaker 5: I try and find all friends now with names of

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Speaker 3: Imagine having Tomville or whip Aville.

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Speaker 4: What we should do is find out all the names

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Speaker 4: that are built into suburbs, so it's like Kelly from Kellyville,

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Speaker 4: and then put together grassroots groups of people. All the

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Speaker 4: Kellys can get together in Kellyville.

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Speaker 3: Probably be better than the Sue in Cronulla. What happened

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Speaker 3: at the city to serve?

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Speaker 1: So Hi guys? Anyway, I had this cream that you

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Speaker 1: put on your legs, like, you know, if you like,

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Speaker 1: like a JP sort of thing. It's actually made out

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Speaker 1: of capsican and chili's and it activates once you once

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Speaker 1: you heat up, So just before City to serve, but

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Speaker 1: I'll just go to the toilet like a nervous where

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Speaker 1: as you do. Didn't think anything of it. Started City

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Speaker 1: to Serve, then all of a sudden, the gates of

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Speaker 1: hell down there.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, it was on your handles.

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Speaker 3: And the more that you heat up, so the worse

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Speaker 3: it gets.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because like my my pair and that had dragged

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Speaker 1: some of the stuff like the cream, oh firecrotch.

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Speaker 3: You had the old heart heartbreak crutch, did you so?

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Speaker 6: Well, that's right.

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Speaker 1: I had to stop at one of those portloos take

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Speaker 1: off the yundies, through them away, and I walked out

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Speaker 1: and looked like I wet my peas.

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Speaker 4: It looks like a disaster, really really awkward when you're

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Speaker 4: running past the gatorade station picking up pups and tipping

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Speaker 4: it down the front of your pants, isn't.

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Speaker 1: It exactly exactly? We'll need to say that that that

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Speaker 1: thing's now in the bin. It went straight in the bin.

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Speaker 6: When I got home.

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Speaker 7: I've had to sacrifice a few pairs of undies around

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Speaker 7: Bond and we.

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Speaker 3: All Emily and Narrabine. Where did the chili end up?

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Speaker 6: Good morning, guys, go on it. I was on about

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Speaker 6: a third or fourth date with a guy and we

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Speaker 6: went out to pizza. He chose pepperoni, you do and

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Speaker 6: he uh, we came back home. The date went well,

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Speaker 6: so obviously things are going well. Thing's got a bit risky,

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Speaker 6: as you can imagine. The date ended with a bag

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Speaker 6: of frozen peas, so so he.

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Speaker 4: Had pepperoni on his hands?

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Speaker 6: Did he on his fingers specifically?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? No, that's what I mean. I mean you're without

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Speaker 4: spelling out the act. I can pick up the pen

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Speaker 4: and draw the line between them.

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Speaker 7: Radio the old pepperoni, I can't say that word starts

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Speaker 7: with pe.

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Speaker 4: Classic double p M.

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Speaker 3: You know what, that's that's the story.

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Speaker 2: That's when did you ever think that that story could

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Speaker 2: actually win you teen thousand dollars?

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Speaker 3: Because you're in the running for ten gay every Friday?

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Speaker 4: And hey, how long did that relationship last? M?

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Speaker 6: The last date?

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Speaker 4: Oh, don't need another slice of that?

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Speaker 6: Before the good stuff happened.

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Speaker 7: Just before you go, It wasn't Family size.

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