1 00:00:00,330 --> 00:00:10,560 Deano: This is Browny's Podcast. All right. I'm going to kick things off with, we only 2 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:13,080 Deano: lost by 3 points, you sons of bitches. 3 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:14,310 Browny: To the Gold Coast Suns. 4 00:00:14,310 --> 00:00:14,760 Deano: We're back. 5 00:00:16,470 --> 00:00:17,250 Browny: What's wrong with you? 6 00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:19,439 Deano: What do you mean? Man, that was the first time we've 7 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,590 Deano: been invested in a game, third time all year. It was thrilling. 8 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:24,180 Browny: You've been so bad this year, there should be a 9 00:00:24,180 --> 00:00:27,750 Browny: relegation system in the AFL, you'd be relegated to the WAFL. 10 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:29,970 Brodes: VFL backup or something, mate. There's got to be something else. 11 00:00:29,970 --> 00:00:31,710 Browny: Peel Thunder would beat you at the moment. 12 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:36,450 Deano: Bullshit. Dog's not here now. Now what has happened, because you're 13 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:38,670 Deano: claiming he's real sick, Brodes? 14 00:00:38,909 --> 00:00:41,490 Brodes: Yes. Well, obviously we record the podcast at the same 15 00:00:41,490 --> 00:00:44,910 Brodes: time every Monday. And I just received a message from Campbell saying, " 16 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,680 Brodes: I'm going for a blood test. I can't make it." 17 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:51,270 Browny: Okay. So it doesn't sound good. I think on Friday, 18 00:00:51,270 --> 00:00:53,400 Browny: we'll have to ask Dave O' Neil about this, Dave 19 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,190 Browny: did a gig with him Friday, but I'd love to know his physical 20 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:58,800 Browny: state at that stage. We know Dog's not a massive 21 00:00:59,130 --> 00:01:03,720 Browny: drinker. Publicly, people think huge drinker, not a massive drinker 22 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:06,720 Browny: though, so the weekend couldn't have got away from himself. 23 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:08,910 Browny: I'm feeling monkeypox. 24 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,020 Deano: Is that your diagnosis? 25 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:10,800 Brodes: Monkeypox. 26 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:11,639 Deano: Is that your diagnosis? 27 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:12,270 Browny: I think so. 28 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:13,050 Deano: Gut feel? 29 00:01:13,050 --> 00:01:14,370 Browny: Gut feel diagnosis. Deano? 30 00:01:14,819 --> 00:01:16,830 Deano: I think he's got the pox too. JB. 31 00:01:17,220 --> 00:01:17,310 Browny: Yeah. 32 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:20,850 Deano: During the entire podcast, we're going to irresponsibly diagnose our 33 00:01:20,850 --> 00:01:23,009 Deano: friend Campbell, so let us know if you've got one, boys. 34 00:01:23,190 --> 00:01:26,069 Browny: It's concerning. Do you think he'll be back? That's the 35 00:01:26,069 --> 00:01:28,950 Browny: question? Will he be back for Browny's Podcast or... Well, 36 00:01:29,550 --> 00:01:33,660 Browny: the way Bucks performed when Dog was last gone. It'd 37 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:35,490 Browny: be sad if he- 38 00:01:35,490 --> 00:01:37,500 Brodes: We'd mourn for at least half an hour. 39 00:01:37,860 --> 00:01:40,410 Browny: Absolutely. We'd have a public sendoff. Maybe not as big 40 00:01:40,410 --> 00:01:44,340 Browny: as Warney's. We'd absolutely mourn him, quickly replace him with Bucks. 41 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,220 Deano: Yeah. Because bucks famously after he did an app, we've 42 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:52,140 Deano: coined the phrase, " Where's bucks?" Because Campbell can't deliver what 43 00:01:52,140 --> 00:01:54,720 Deano: Bucks can. And by that we mean listening to your 44 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:57,750 Deano: friends and the offering coherent dialogue. 45 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:58,711 Browny: And he doesn't pick his toenails. 46 00:01:58,710 --> 00:01:58,712 Deano: Doesn't do that either. 47 00:01:58,711 --> 00:01:59,341 Brodes: Doesn't threaten. 48 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,440 Deano: Doesn't threaten anyone. I haven't been threatened once by Bucks. 49 00:02:04,470 --> 00:02:05,760 Browny: And he's well dressed. 50 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:06,900 Deano: No shit. 51 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:11,700 Browny: Isn't he? Considering Brown Dog. Clearly, whoever's in charge of 52 00:02:11,700 --> 00:02:14,970 Browny: Browny's Podcast, not happy with the way he dresses because they've 53 00:02:14,970 --> 00:02:16,590 Browny: offered up a sponsorship for Country Road. 54 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:19,380 Brodes: Yes. Just because he's just got absolutely no dress sense 55 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:22,110 Brodes: whatsoever. And he just looks disheveled. Every time he comes in, 56 00:02:22,470 --> 00:02:25,889 Brodes: the shirts are dirty, the pants smell, he looks awful, 57 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:26,521 Brodes: there's just absolutely no etiquette. 58 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:30,870 Browny: What about when he turned up the other day in a tuxedo with red wine stains down the front 59 00:02:30,870 --> 00:02:31,350 Browny: of his shirt. 60 00:02:31,350 --> 00:02:33,750 Deano: Absolutely stunning. I just had a gut feel diagnosis for 61 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:36,059 Deano: Dog. I reckon he's been struck in the face by 62 00:02:36,419 --> 00:02:39,540 Deano: a bookie. I reckon he's crossed a bookie. 63 00:02:39,540 --> 00:02:40,560 Browny: That's a real chance. 64 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,840 Deano: And he can't go in public because everyone will be like, " 65 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:45,030 Deano: What happened, Dog?" No one's going to believe he walked 66 00:02:45,030 --> 00:02:47,670 Deano: into a door. To the weekend, Freo, what the hell? 67 00:02:48,030 --> 00:02:50,250 Deano: That was pretty bad against Dees, JB. 68 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:54,030 Browny: Yeah. Well, Dees came to play. That was a flex. They had copped 69 00:02:54,030 --> 00:02:56,130 Browny: a bit of flack during the week, their work rate 70 00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:57,480 Browny: was a lot better, and Jack Viney. 71 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:58,560 Deano: Oh, Jesus. 72 00:02:58,560 --> 00:02:59,429 Browny: How good's Viney? 73 00:02:59,550 --> 00:03:03,060 Brodes: God, I like the way he plays. He's hard, he's disciplined, 74 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:05,400 Brodes: he kicks it well, and he's just unrelenting. 75 00:03:06,030 --> 00:03:09,810 Browny: Jack Viney lifts for the big moments and big games 76 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:13,139 Browny: and hard opposition. He lifts and he leads his team. 77 00:03:13,139 --> 00:03:13,830 Browny: I love that. 78 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:17,310 Deano: Collingwood, are we respecting them yet for 10 wins in 79 00:03:17,310 --> 00:03:17,790 Deano: a row? 80 00:03:17,850 --> 00:03:20,040 Browny: Well, I love what my mate Fly McRae doing down 81 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:24,750 Browny: there. Justin Leppitsch on the coaching stuff. But they're playing a 82 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:29,160 Browny: great style, much similar to Richmond, very, very similar game 83 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,950 Browny: style to Richmond in 2017, especially. So they're playing the 84 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:35,010 Browny: right brand of footy, but their percentage is about 105. 85 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:38,490 Browny: And usually teams with low percentage that go into finals, 86 00:03:38,490 --> 00:03:42,180 Browny: they tip over very quickly, so that's just a watch. 87 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:45,570 Browny: Okay. They've won all these close games, considering that Richmond 88 00:03:45,570 --> 00:03:48,540 Browny: are ninth with 114%. Where do you think Brodes? 89 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,730 Brodes: We probably should have won that game, I'm a Port 90 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,500 Brodes: Adelaide supporter, we should have probably won that game. We 91 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:55,440 Brodes: were better, we just didn't kick it well. And mate, I've 92 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,450 Brodes: been saying for weeks, they're just falling across the line. 93 00:03:57,450 --> 00:04:00,990 Brodes: Yes, they're winning close games, but they're not actually convincingly 94 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:04,020 Brodes: beating anyone. And you look at the teams, you got Adelaide in 95 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:07,170 Brodes: there, Essendon, Port Adelaide, they're all bottom up eight teams 96 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:10,980 Brodes: and they're nowhere near it. So for them to be spruiking about a 10 97 00:04:10,980 --> 00:04:12,571 Brodes: goal winning streak, doesn't actually mean that much. 98 00:04:12,571 --> 00:04:15,150 Browny: I'm not convinced prelim final at best for Collingwood. 99 00:04:15,150 --> 00:04:17,850 Deano: This is driving me wild. No one's taking them seriously. 100 00:04:17,850 --> 00:04:19,289 Brodes: That's pretty good, it's a prelim final. 101 00:04:19,290 --> 00:04:22,470 Browny: Prelim final would be an unbelievable effort, but I just couldn't see them going 102 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:25,200 Browny: all the way through. What was it like, the Port 103 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:28,920 Browny: Adelaide supporters, which you are one of, and the Collingwood supporters. 104 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:30,660 Browny: It would've been a real sort of... 105 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,130 Deano: Meeting of the minds. 106 00:04:32,130 --> 00:04:35,549 Brodes: Definitely. Yeah. It's a... I don't even know how you 107 00:04:35,550 --> 00:04:36,150 Brodes: would describe it. 108 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:36,839 Browny: Who was worse behaved or best behaved? 109 00:04:38,430 --> 00:04:42,150 Brodes: I would say the physical behavior of the Port Adelaide 110 00:04:42,150 --> 00:04:45,239 Brodes: supporters was probably better, but they don't know where the 111 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,580 Brodes: line is and they certainly don't have a political correctness 112 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:50,190 Brodes: scale, it is savage out there and you just don't 113 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:51,510 Brodes: want to be sitting anywhere near the opposition. 114 00:04:51,511 --> 00:04:55,320 Browny: I know we played Port Adelaide in a night grand final in 2001. 115 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,740 Browny: And it was over at Football Park where the games 116 00:04:58,740 --> 00:05:02,430 Browny: used to be played in Adelaide. And there was a small contingent of Brisbane 117 00:05:02,430 --> 00:05:05,190 Browny: Lion supporters, about 100, and they sat beyond the goals- 118 00:05:05,820 --> 00:05:06,690 Deano: Ansett Cup were talking. 119 00:05:06,690 --> 00:05:11,700 Browny: Ansett Cup. They were given a police escort into the stadium with about 120 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:14,820 Browny: 20 coppers. And then we were down by about 90 121 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:17,669 Browny: points halfway through the last quarter, they were then given 122 00:05:17,670 --> 00:05:20,700 Browny: a full police escort out of the stadium before the 123 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:24,599 Browny: rest of the crowd left, that's how much abuse and 124 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,490 Browny: how bad the Port Adelaide supporters were. 125 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:30,600 Deano: John looking at your entire career? Were the Port fans 126 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:31,589 Deano: the feralist? 127 00:05:31,589 --> 00:05:32,250 Browny: I think so. 128 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:33,930 Deano: Woo, Brodes, congratulations. 129 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,001 Brodes: Oh, well done (inaudible) . 130 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:35,880 Browny: But you are one off. 131 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,710 Brodes: Do you know that I once went to a Port Adelaide game and I can't remember 132 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,440 Brodes: who were playing, I believe it was Freo, years ago, 133 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:44,789 Brodes: it was start of the season. And I was sitting on the hill amongst Port 134 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:47,880 Brodes: Adelaide supporters, amongst my kin, and it was wonderful. Matthew 135 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:51,000 Brodes: Broadbent was sitting down one end and had been a 136 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,940 Brodes: little bit unconvincing in his attack on the ball. And 137 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:55,980 Brodes: this woman who, again, just with her 10 year old 138 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:58,920 Brodes: child and her partner from behind me, one seat behind, 139 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,230 Brodes: said, yelled out at the top of her voice, as 140 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:04,560 Brodes: Matthew Broadbent was running back around, " My dick would be 141 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:10,529 Brodes: bigger than yours." I swear on my life. She wasn't 142 00:06:10,529 --> 00:06:12,780 Brodes: happy with the effort or the courage stone from Broadbent. 143 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,300 Deano: Her dick would be bigger than his. 144 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,400 Browny: I remember, used to hear it clear as day, when 145 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,500 Browny: you played Port Adelaide at Footy Park, you used to 146 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,870 Browny: hear the abuse, word for word. 147 00:06:21,870 --> 00:06:22,650 Brodes: Mat, it's savage. It's absolutely savage. 148 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:25,739 Browny: On the outer. For some reason, I don't know the sound, because 149 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,480 Browny: a lot of the grounds you can't hear it probably, 150 00:06:27,810 --> 00:06:30,029 Browny: but at Football Park you could hear it clear as 151 00:06:30,029 --> 00:06:32,940 Browny: day. And they had perfect timing as well. They'd just wait 152 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:36,150 Browny: for that little hollow moment in the sound and then bang, 153 00:06:36,420 --> 00:06:36,690 Browny: out she'd come. 154 00:06:37,140 --> 00:06:40,020 Deano: About Razor Ray Chamberlain, he told us his favorite ever 155 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:42,539 Deano: sledge. So I think it was a Pies fan yelled 156 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:45,029 Deano: out and he heard her, " The dingo took the wrong 157 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:46,020 Deano: baby." That's unbelievable. 158 00:06:47,310 --> 00:06:49,170 Browny: That's a good one. 159 00:06:49,350 --> 00:06:53,520 Deano: John, what the hell? Still know win to the G 160 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:56,700 Deano: since 2014, where are they on the ladder now? You've 161 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:59,130 Deano: slipped to fifth, I'm worried about your boys. 162 00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:03,420 Browny: Well, we're not the greatest running team in the competition 163 00:07:03,420 --> 00:07:04,530 Browny: and you got to be able to do that at the 164 00:07:04,770 --> 00:07:07,260 Browny: MCG. But our first half was sensational, we got to about 40 165 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:10,770 Browny: points. And then we lost Zac Bailey and Keidean Coleman, 166 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:14,580 Browny: our two best runners. And I don't know what they 167 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:16,020 Browny: were thinking having a medi- sub as a ruckman. 168 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:17,161 Brodes: It sounds like excuses to me. 169 00:07:17,161 --> 00:07:20,460 Browny: It is excuses, absolutely. We can't afford not to have 170 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:23,190 Browny: those players out there and then we got steamrolled. But we 171 00:07:23,190 --> 00:07:25,410 Browny: don't run that well, but a lot of great foot in the first 172 00:07:25,410 --> 00:07:28,290 Browny: half, especially. So they would've taken confidence out of that. 173 00:07:28,590 --> 00:07:31,140 Deano: Want to talk about the great Dwayne Pipe Russell, one 174 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:33,720 Deano: of the great commentators. We had Pipe on this podcast 175 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:36,060 Deano: last week and he mentioned that he had a few 176 00:07:36,060 --> 00:07:37,470 Deano: Red Bulls, and that's what he likes to do, he 177 00:07:37,470 --> 00:07:40,891 Deano: likes to get jacked up when he's calling. 178 00:07:40,891 --> 00:07:43,440 Browny: I'm concerned about Pipe's diabetes and his sugar levels, because not only have he have Red Bulls 179 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:47,370 Browny: and Cokes and some chocolate milks, before the game, I 180 00:07:47,370 --> 00:07:51,360 Browny: noticed six chocolate bars lined up beside his book ready 181 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,630 Browny: to go. He really likes to prepare himself and load up 182 00:07:54,630 --> 00:07:56,850 Browny: his sugar content in case he needs to hit the 183 00:07:56,850 --> 00:07:59,369 Browny: highs. Now, admittedly, he didn't, fairness, didn't need hit the 184 00:07:59,370 --> 00:07:59,971 Browny: highs, North Melbourne, Essendon. 185 00:07:59,971 --> 00:07:59,972 Brodes: In the North, Essendon game. 186 00:07:59,972 --> 00:08:05,670 Browny: But my goodness, there was Twixs, there was Poly Waffles, Snickers, Picnics. 187 00:08:06,030 --> 00:08:07,530 Browny: I think we need to get him checked, Deano. 188 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:10,110 Deano: Brother, he's on the wrong side of 50 to be 189 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:10,921 Deano: eating six choccies. 190 00:08:10,921 --> 00:08:15,210 Browny: Mate, it was unbelievable. He's on machine, when you considering 191 00:08:15,630 --> 00:08:17,460 Browny: the amount of fat, no, not fat, he consumes, the 192 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:18,390 Browny: amount of sugar he consumes. 193 00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:21,390 Deano: Because Pipes in good nick right? 194 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,280 Browny: Pipe's in good nick. That's what I'm saying. 195 00:08:23,940 --> 00:08:24,000 Deano: How? 196 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,580 Browny: I think he bike rides. Imagine Pipe in the leotards. 197 00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:30,870 Brodes: He's a former professional athlete and he's eating that much 198 00:08:30,870 --> 00:08:31,111 Brodes: sugar taking it in. 199 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:31,112 Browny: That's his preparation. 200 00:08:31,112 --> 00:08:31,113 Brodes: And that's it? 201 00:08:31,113 --> 00:08:36,030 Browny: Yeah, absolutely. And he's a former Port Adelaide legend too, so you just 202 00:08:36,030 --> 00:08:37,920 Browny: need to show a little bit more respect. Because I 203 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:41,280 Browny: did mention to him, I said, " You know that we 204 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:44,220 Browny: played your audio last week, because our man Brodie Pommeroy 205 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:47,040 Browny: was hanging shit on your call for North Melbourne when 206 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,620 Browny: they beat Richmond, and he wasn't happy with that, he 207 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:50,459 Browny: was offended by it. 208 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:54,150 Brodes: You always say... You know my name is spelled Pummeroy, not 209 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,850 Brodes: Pommeroy. We've been friends for five years and you've been 210 00:08:56,850 --> 00:08:57,840 Brodes: saying Pommeroy everyday. 211 00:08:57,870 --> 00:09:00,809 Deano: Brother, that's it forever. Dolph Lundgren is an actor. What's 212 00:09:00,809 --> 00:09:01,590 Deano: his name, JB? 213 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:02,429 Browny: Dolph Lundgren. 214 00:09:02,429 --> 00:09:05,130 Deano: He just can't change his mind once he's on something. 215 00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:06,720 Brodes: Say it with me, Pummeroy. 216 00:09:07,050 --> 00:09:10,620 Browny: Brodie Pommeroy. How's Dog going? 217 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:15,179 Deano: Oh let's just check actually. Anyone got a diagnosis? 218 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,400 Brodes: Gut feel, meningococcal. 219 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,740 Deano: Meningococcal? Sharing water bottles. 220 00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:20,040 Brodes: Yeah. 221 00:09:21,059 --> 00:09:23,820 Browny: My gut feel is, and I'm not sure why he needs a blood 222 00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:26,640 Browny: test for this, Steven May finally caught up with him and 223 00:09:28,290 --> 00:09:29,339 Browny: he's squared the ledger. 224 00:09:29,550 --> 00:09:31,440 Brodes: Would love to see nothing more than Steven May vs 225 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,960 Brodes: Campbell Brown round two. That would be phenomenal. 226 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:35,910 Browny: Well, I reckon he's ran into him and he's knocked him out 227 00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:37,949 Browny: the other night and he's home in bed, nursing a 228 00:09:37,950 --> 00:09:38,640 Browny: sore jaw. 229 00:09:38,910 --> 00:09:41,670 Deano: I was speaking to an AFL player this morning who 230 00:09:41,670 --> 00:09:44,640 Deano: will remain nameless. And he said, this statement I want 231 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:51,960 Deano: you guys to reflect, " Carlton will not make the finals. 232 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:58,949 Browny: It's a big call. Tell you what's shaping up Carlton, 233 00:09:58,950 --> 00:10:03,000 Browny: Collingwood. On the last Sunday of the football season at the 234 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,359 Browny: MCG, that could be for Carlton to make a top 235 00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:09,840 Browny: eight. Mate, they'd be 95,000 there, it would be unbelievable. 236 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,510 Deano: The call of Carlton not making the... While it sounds 237 00:10:12,510 --> 00:10:15,780 Deano: shocking, if you look at their run home and who's 238 00:10:15,780 --> 00:10:18,150 Deano: nipping at their heels, they've got a lot of work 239 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,829 Deano: to do to make the finals. All of a sudden, 240 00:10:19,830 --> 00:10:20,699 Deano: how's that happened? 241 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:26,010 Brodes: Geez, they've got a big game this week against you. Mate, that is a massive game. 242 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,890 Brodes: If they don't win that, they're in legitimate strife and they look like 243 00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:30,900 Brodes: one of the premiership favorites early in the season. 244 00:10:31,350 --> 00:10:31,981 Deano: Top four, they were looking top four. 245 00:10:31,981 --> 00:10:36,600 Brodes: Mate, this is their run home, Lions, Dees, Collingwood. 246 00:10:38,910 --> 00:10:40,319 Browny: They'll beat Collingwood in the last round. 247 00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:41,699 Deano: Will they? 248 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:44,040 Browny: To make the finals. It'll be (inaudible) , but my man Vossy'll sort them out. They were shit house around 249 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:47,700 Browny: the contest. Cripps and Walsh got 40 odd, but they 250 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:51,750 Browny: were ordinary, defensively they were shit house. Vossy'll sharpen them up, don't 251 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:53,700 Browny: worry about that. He'll get them back and he'll get them 252 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:54,540 Browny: into the finals. 253 00:10:54,809 --> 00:10:57,120 Deano: It's wild man. I'm saying it's not going to be easy. 254 00:10:57,179 --> 00:10:59,489 Browny: Adelaide too have been going better than people think, that's 255 00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:01,349 Browny: why they were always going to get a scalp late in the year. 256 00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:02,790 Browny: But back my man Voss in. 257 00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:04,920 Brodes: He's a bit soft mate. I'm saying it now, he's 258 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:08,071 Brodes: a bit soft. He played soft, coaches soft, that's what I'm saying. 259 00:11:08,071 --> 00:11:13,890 Browny: I'm going to play that. I'm going to get him on the podcast and play him that. What about Chad Warner, Brodes? What's the update on him? 260 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,900 Brodes: Well, I don't know if everyone saw it, but over 261 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:18,690 Brodes: the weekend, Chad Warner, who's absolutely a star at Sydney, 262 00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:20,969 Brodes: agreed. One of the most in form players in the 263 00:11:20,970 --> 00:11:24,450 Brodes: competition and just so good to watch. Anyway, some photos 264 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:27,450 Brodes: have been leaked of Chad and they've come out and 265 00:11:27,450 --> 00:11:29,910 Brodes: they've made the circles around, I've showed everyone this morning, 266 00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:33,599 Brodes: and they're of a revealing nature, they're they're naked photos. 267 00:11:33,690 --> 00:11:36,660 Deano: I saw parts of Chad Warner I never expected to see. 268 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:37,679 Brodes: They're dick pics. 269 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,650 Deano: His gooch. I saw the gap between his bottom and 270 00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:41,880 Deano: his bag. 271 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:42,841 Browny: They're not great. 272 00:11:42,841 --> 00:11:44,880 Brodes: They're not great. I don't understand, and maybe- 273 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:49,829 Browny: It was a couple years ago too, in fairness to him. He's just starting getting 274 00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:52,110 Browny: his head on, now he's becoming a star, he's decided to 275 00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:54,090 Browny: release a series of dick pics. 276 00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:55,679 Deano: Wait, did you know that they're old? I didn't know 277 00:11:59,580 --> 00:11:59,641 Deano: they were old. 278 00:11:59,641 --> 00:11:59,641 Brodes: No, I didn't know that. 279 00:11:59,641 --> 00:11:59,642 Deano: You sure they're old? 280 00:11:59,642 --> 00:12:00,510 Browny: Yeah. They're old. And they've just been released for a couple of years ago. 281 00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:02,609 Deano: Oh, if we're talking old dick pics, let's talk about 282 00:12:02,610 --> 00:12:03,450 Deano: Nick Riewoldt. 283 00:12:03,510 --> 00:12:06,480 Browny: Well, old teammate of mine, Timmy Notting, got himself in 284 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,699 Browny: a little bit of strife and it made A current affair. 285 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:11,730 Browny: Now, this was all fair, this is while he was 286 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:14,760 Browny: with his girlfriend at the time. And then down the 287 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,280 Browny: track, that relationship turns out and she released them to 288 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:21,330 Browny: A Current Affair. And unbelievably it's turned up on A 289 00:12:21,330 --> 00:12:23,490 Browny: Current Affair. However, pixelated. 290 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,840 Deano: So if you squint, you can get the party. 291 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:28,771 Browny: Is that the key, it's the squint? 292 00:12:28,771 --> 00:12:29,699 Deano: That's the key, you just squint. 293 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:31,002 Browny: (inaudible) . 294 00:12:31,002 --> 00:12:33,480 Brodes: But what I don't get right is I don't have a good 295 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,510 Brodes: angle. I've never sent one and won't ever send one 296 00:12:36,510 --> 00:12:39,000 Brodes: just because there is no way, and my partner Annika would 297 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,830 Brodes: agree, that you can look at the goods and go, " 298 00:12:40,830 --> 00:12:41,429 Brodes: Yeah, beautiful." 299 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,979 Deano: Yeah. You've got a sad looking turnip and I think 300 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,090 Deano: we can all agree on that. 301 00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:47,100 Brodes: And so I would never send one, for not only 302 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,020 Brodes: that reason, but again, you can't have them getting out. 303 00:12:49,050 --> 00:12:51,300 Deano: You're only sending out dick pics if you look like 304 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:51,929 Deano: Bin Dog. 305 00:12:51,929 --> 00:12:53,160 Brodes: But mate a lot- 306 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:53,429 Browny: Well that's right, Bin Dog, one of the greats. 307 00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:56,880 Deano: There is no bad angle of Bin Dog. 308 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:57,270 Browny: He built like a horse, Bin Dog. 309 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,610 Brodes: But everyone seems to have them now. And have I missed 310 00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:03,030 Brodes: the boat? 311 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:03,121 Browny: Yeah. 312 00:13:03,121 --> 00:13:07,140 Brodes: I just don't understand. Surely there is not somewhere a 313 00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:08,280 Brodes: dick pic of yours, Jonathan Brown? 314 00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:10,590 Browny: Well, I did nude bungee jump when I was 15 315 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:13,110 Browny: years old, but I didn't have the money to pay. 316 00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:15,179 Browny: I didn't have the full... $ 80 back then, when you're 317 00:13:15,179 --> 00:13:17,160 Browny: a 15 year old and you got no money on the gold coast 318 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,830 Browny: and the lady offered said, " Look, I'll give it to 319 00:13:19,830 --> 00:13:20,580 Browny: you for free if you do it nude." 320 00:13:21,179 --> 00:13:21,990 Deano: How old were you again? 321 00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:25,020 Browny: I was 15. Hardly a hair on my old boy. 322 00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:28,050 Deano: Was this lady a pervert, in hindsight? 323 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,630 Brodes: Who says that? " Nah, just take your clothes off, mate. 324 00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:31,170 Brodes: Just jump off." 325 00:13:31,830 --> 00:13:33,630 Deano: It's an odd request to ask of a child. 326 00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:33,960 Brodes: It is. 327 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,900 Browny: She was an Austrian backpacker. You'd do anything for an 328 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:37,321 Browny: Austrian backpacker at the time. 329 00:13:37,321 --> 00:13:39,330 Brodes: She didn't even work at the bungee jump. 330 00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:42,630 Browny: Actually. Yeah. She looked like the girl out of European 331 00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:44,670 Browny: Vacation. Yeah. So anyway... 332 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,349 Deano: But mate, that does feel weird, doesn't it? 333 00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:48,270 Browny: It was fucking cold when I got up the top 334 00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:50,610 Browny: too. I couldn't believe it, I was starting to question 335 00:13:50,610 --> 00:13:54,480 Browny: my decision in life and then it occurred to me, 336 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:57,510 Browny: Deano, there must be no record of this ever, so 337 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,870 Browny: video had to be scrapped now. I'm sure there was 338 00:14:00,870 --> 00:14:01,979 Browny: video out there somewhere. 339 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:05,700 Deano: Wait a minute. Don't all those Bungee jump places record every jump in case you 340 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:06,569 Deano: want to buy them back? 341 00:14:06,570 --> 00:14:07,380 Browny: They probably do. 342 00:14:13,710 --> 00:14:13,711 Brodes: That's worth the call. 343 00:14:13,711 --> 00:14:14,130 Browny: Fortunately enough for me, that was 27 years ago. Was it 27? No, 23 years ago. 344 00:14:15,030 --> 00:14:15,780 Brodes: Have you ever sent one? 345 00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:18,330 Deano: Yeah, I have. And would never do it again. 346 00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:19,020 Browny: Really? 347 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:19,620 Deano: Because- 348 00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:20,310 Browny: So it's out there? 349 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:22,440 Deano: It's in someone's phone, it would be. Yeah. 350 00:14:22,710 --> 00:14:25,110 Browny: Oh shit. So when you turn into the Howard Stern 351 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:28,830 Browny: of Australia, our Dick pick is coming out for sure. 352 00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:31,950 Deano: Yeah. But I don't think the nice lady that received 353 00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:33,990 Deano: it, I don't think she would release it. 354 00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:35,371 Browny: Well, how do you know things aren't going to turn sour with her relationship? 355 00:14:35,371 --> 00:14:35,611 Deano: It's a good question. 356 00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:41,760 Brodes: I can say with absolute conviction, there is no doubt 357 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,940 Brodes: in my mind that Campbell has sent multiple, upwards of 358 00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:46,620 Brodes: 50. What do you think? 359 00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:49,891 Browny: Well, that may be why he is not here today. Through sheer embarrassment it's about to be released, Chad Warner-style. 360 00:14:49,891 --> 00:14:55,890 Deano: Yep. I've got a gut feel. I think it's foot and mouth disease. 361 00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:55,951 Brodes: Oh, that's nice. 362 00:14:55,951 --> 00:14:57,901 Deano: And I give him seven days. 363 00:14:57,901 --> 00:14:59,430 Brodes: I hear that's actually quite nice. 364 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:02,460 Deano: Yeah. It's a nice disease. Seven days to live at 365 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:05,940 Deano: best I'd say for Brown Dog. Okay. Pummeroy, you've got a 366 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,110 Deano: question for Jonathan? 367 00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:11,609 Brodes: You said to me something this morning, really, it shocked 368 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,801 Brodes: me. And you know how old school football, right? 369 00:15:13,801 --> 00:15:14,011 Browny: Yeah. 370 00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:19,230 Brodes: And they always say had these wive's tales about how 371 00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:23,730 Brodes: things we were talking. And doctors have revealed that it 372 00:15:23,730 --> 00:15:27,030 Brodes: is dangerous to pee on your feet in the shower. 373 00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:29,400 Brodes: And I think we can all say that we've all peed in the shower 374 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,120 Brodes: once or twice before. 375 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:30,630 Deano: Absolutely. 376 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:34,260 Brodes: It happens regularly. And Browny said out of nowhere, this 377 00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:37,350 Brodes: old wive's tale that, " One of my old trainers said 378 00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,270 Brodes: we should pee on our feet to make it harden." 379 00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:41,940 Brodes: What, harden our feet. What was the exact expression? 380 00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:46,860 Browny: Well, the challenge for footballers is blisters. So especially in 381 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:49,170 Browny: the pre- season up north, where you're sweating a lot 382 00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:51,780 Browny: in your boots, you need to harden your feet up. 383 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:54,840 Browny: There's two options out there, our old head trainer God 384 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,150 Browny: rest his soul, Murray Johnson, one of the greats. You 385 00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:58,080 Browny: know Murray Johnson? 386 00:15:58,140 --> 00:15:58,141 Deano: Yes. 387 00:15:58,141 --> 00:16:01,560 Browny: Our head trainer died during the game against St. Kilda. 388 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,710 Browny: However, there was 30, 000 people at the Gabba and a shit 389 00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:07,860 Browny: load of medical staff and defibrillators on hand, so they 390 00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:08,670 Browny: brought him back. 391 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,080 Deano: Jesus. 392 00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:12,240 Browny: They brought him back at the Gabba on the bench. 393 00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:13,320 Deano: Did you know this was going on? 394 00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:17,880 Browny: It was the year before I played, but then he 395 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:18,871 Browny: was our head trainer for the next 10 or 12 years. 396 00:16:18,871 --> 00:16:18,872 Deano: Jesus. 397 00:16:18,872 --> 00:16:25,020 Browny: Yeah. He was an old veteran, great head trainer, lovely man, Murray 398 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:28,920 Browny: Johnson. And he used to put the Condy's Crystals out. 399 00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:33,300 Browny: Or if we didn't have Condy's crystals, he'd say, " Pee 400 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:37,080 Browny: on your feet." And that would harden up your feet, 401 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,140 Browny: so you wouldn't get blisters which are the mortal enemy 402 00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:40,800 Browny: of athletes. 403 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:41,370 Brodes: No, it doesn't. 404 00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:45,180 Deano: Because you hear that pees a miracle substance, like if you 405 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:49,260 Deano: got an infection on it, piss on it, if a blue bottle stingy 406 00:16:49,650 --> 00:16:52,140 Deano: thing at the beach stings you, piss on it. 407 00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:52,950 Brodes: That's a blue bottle. 408 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:55,410 Deano: Yeah. That's what I meant, piss on it, right? People say that. 409 00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:59,640 Browny: That. Well, it's got any bacterial properties in it. You can get 410 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,440 Browny: in there. I used to wee on Pikey's feet all 411 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:04,260 Browny: the time. He'd wee on my feet. It was good, no blisters. 412 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,170 Deano: I'm calling Dr. Cass, Pangy's personal physician. 413 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:10,590 Dr. Cass: Cass (inaudible) speaking. 414 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,750 Deano: Hey brother, it's Deano, do you have two seconds? 415 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,929 Dr. Cass: I have two seconds, just walking into McDonald's at Wangaratta, 416 00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:17,251 Dr. Cass: Deano. We're heading off to the snow. How are you? 417 00:17:17,251 --> 00:17:22,380 Deano: Good. We're having a debate. Is wee healthy? Is it 418 00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:24,600 Deano: safe to piss on your feet to make them tougher? 419 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,770 Deano: Jonathan reckons it is. 420 00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:32,670 Dr. Cass: I've never heard that, but I can look it up 421 00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:35,250 Dr. Cass: in my medical textbook, Deano, and see. 422 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:40,290 Browny: My old football trainer, Murray Johnson, was adamant that it 423 00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:42,899 Browny: would work almost as good as Condy's Crystals to harden 424 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,030 Browny: up the feet. So you wouldn't get blisters. Dr. Cass. 425 00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:51,480 Dr. Cass: I've never heard such a thing, Browny, but that doesn't 426 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:54,750 Dr. Cass: mean it's not fact. I was going to say, look, there 427 00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:59,429 Dr. Cass: is chemicals in the urine, there's urea and there's salt and potassium and 428 00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:01,890 Dr. Cass: that sort of stuff. So there may be some scientific 429 00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:05,909 Dr. Cass: basis to it, but I wouldn't put my medical degree 430 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:06,090 Dr. Cass: on it. 431 00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:08,699 Deano: All right. Interesting. It could be just some strange man 432 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,650 Deano: wanted these boys to on their own feet. 433 00:18:11,970 --> 00:18:15,690 Browny: What about if guys drink their own urine on a 434 00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:16,140 Browny: footy trip? 435 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,070 Deano: Yes or no, Cass, one word? 436 00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:22,020 Dr. Cass: Negative. 437 00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:24,330 Deano: Thanks mate. See you later. Enjoy Maccas. 438 00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:24,390 Dr. Cass: See you later. Bye. 439 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,231 Brodes: So God rest his soul, but Murray was full of shit, mate. 440 00:18:31,231 --> 00:18:35,100 Browny: I don't think he was. We believed him, we trusted him, he was a 441 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,620 Browny: great man. He did everything. Imagine these soldiers doing it over in Vietnam. 442 00:18:37,621 --> 00:18:42,060 Deano: He was a great man. But he was asking you to piss on 443 00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:42,990 Deano: your feet for no reason. 444 00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:46,440 Brodes: He just goes home and goes, " I guarantee you they're 445 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,510 Brodes: doing that," a little victory for when he gets home. 446 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:50,251 Browny: Do you reckon he used to laugh with his wife? 447 00:18:50,251 --> 00:18:50,252 Brodes: Absolutely, mate. 448 00:18:50,252 --> 00:18:56,220 Deano: Ads, back in a second. Welcome back to Browny's Podcast. 449 00:18:56,609 --> 00:18:59,640 Deano: Campbell Brown is not here and we're just sort of... 450 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:04,800 Deano: He's obviously sick, but with what? Gut feel gout. 451 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:04,889 Brodes: Gout? 452 00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:07,260 Deano: I reckon he's got gout. 453 00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:07,500 Browny: No. 454 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:08,520 Deano: Yes. 455 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:15,420 Browny: I think his dad, Mal Brown, has just grounded him for constantly 456 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:20,310 Browny: living off his legend status. He just walks around like 457 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:20,700 Browny: one of those, you know those big whales? 458 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:22,561 Deano: Yeah, I do. 459 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:26,040 Browny: He just cruise around and you got those little sucker fish just hanging 460 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:26,670 Browny: underneath him. 461 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:27,690 Deano: Mal's, the whale. 462 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,629 Browny: Mal's the whale and he's just parked the bus there. 463 00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:34,020 Browny: And that he's decided to go down and lower himself 464 00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:37,200 Browny: down under the sand and he's going to squash those 465 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,070 Browny: little sucker fish. 466 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,060 Deano: Oh Brodes, you've got a diagnosis. 467 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:43,139 Brodes: It feels incontinence. 468 00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:47,190 Deano: Okay. Sort of like a... You're getting like a prostate feel? 469 00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:50,879 Brodes: Yeah. Like a Crohn's Disease type. 470 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,910 Deano: Speaking of Dog, on Friday he had a gig and 471 00:19:53,910 --> 00:19:55,859 Deano: we had a bone to pick with him. So this 472 00:19:55,859 --> 00:19:58,590 Deano: is from Friday, this chat. Okay, Dog, we know you 473 00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:00,600 Deano: have no attention span, but you're going to have to listen to 474 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,649 Deano: 90 seconds of audio. 475 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:01,980 Dog: Sure. 476 00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:02,790 Deano: No phone. 477 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:03,330 Dog: Is it funny? 478 00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:04,650 Browny: What are you doing today? 479 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:08,699 Dog: I've got a function with Dermott Brereton for Ringwood Footy Club. 480 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:08,820 Brodes: Oooh, cashy? 481 00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:10,080 Browny: And who else? 482 00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:10,979 Dog: Dave O'Neil. 483 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,230 Deano: Okay. Listen to this. He's our friend, by the way. 484 00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:14,550 Deano: Did you know Dave's a good friend of ours? 485 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:15,030 Dog: Comedian? 486 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:15,300 Deano: Yeah. 487 00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:18,270 Dave O'Neil: Well, what an honor to be on this podcast. Thanks for 488 00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:18,629 Dave O'Neil: having me. 489 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:20,970 Deano: You're getting ripped off, man. You're getting targeted by a 490 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,639 Deano: con artist. You're doing a five hour free gig. 491 00:20:23,910 --> 00:20:27,330 Dave O'Neil: For the Norwood Footy Club, because my electrician fixed some 492 00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:30,780 Dave O'Neil: globes around my house and he said, " Just pay for 493 00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:34,109 Dave O'Neil: the materials. And you come do a gig." And then 494 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,429 Dave O'Neil: the guy rings me up, he wants to be there 495 00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:38,401 Dave O'Neil: from 12:00 to 5: 00. 496 00:20:38,401 --> 00:20:38,430 Browny: How do you feel about Campbell Brown? 497 00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:44,220 Dave O'Neil: Well, he's there with Dermott Brereton, they're hosting. They're obviously 498 00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:44,850 Dave O'Neil: getting paid. 499 00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:49,409 Deano: So Campbell and Dermott are doing a sportsman's day and 500 00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:53,100 Deano: you're the comedian. And those two pricks are getting cash. 501 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:53,399 Dave O'Neil: How much would they get you reckon? 502 00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:54,930 Deano: How long was the elec- 503 00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:56,070 Browny: Five grand cash each, minimum. 504 00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:56,490 Deano: Easily. 505 00:20:56,490 --> 00:20:57,000 Browny: Literally. 506 00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:58,470 Dave O'Neil: No wonder I'm not getting paid. 507 00:20:58,619 --> 00:21:00,750 Deano: How long was the electrician at your house to warrant 508 00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:02,460 Deano: your time of five hours? 509 00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:03,899 Dave O'Neil: An hour, hour and a bit. 510 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,750 Deano: Campbell's dogged you. You're being dogged by Campbell Brown. 511 00:21:07,619 --> 00:21:08,401 Dave O'Neil: He may not be aware of it. 512 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:12,390 Browny: Is there any chance that the president was thinking these 513 00:21:12,390 --> 00:21:14,940 Browny: boys are steep with their price? Because Brown Dog's got 514 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:18,180 Browny: some good stories, Dermott's got some great stories, they're premiership 515 00:21:18,180 --> 00:21:21,240 Browny: players. Do you think their budget's come back and thought, " 516 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,910 Browny: Our budget is full, but I need Dave O'Neil," so 517 00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:27,960 Browny: he's offered some dodgy, conman story and you fell into 518 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,820 Browny: it. He's come around and changed a couple light globes 519 00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:31,230 Browny: and you've agreed to do it for free. 520 00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:33,630 Dave O'Neil: Yeah. Offered a tar my roof like those Irish con men. 521 00:21:33,690 --> 00:21:37,020 Deano: Do we have your permission to go to Campbell and get some 522 00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:39,930 Deano: of his fee to give to you? 523 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,510 Dave O'Neil: Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. I want to cut. 524 00:21:42,570 --> 00:21:43,110 Deano: All right. We'll call you later. 525 00:21:43,110 --> 00:21:43,949 Dave O'Neil: And Dermy, too. 526 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,949 Deano: No, Dermy's not parting ways with (inaudible) . What the 527 00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:47,670 Deano: hell, man? 528 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:50,640 Dog: I wasn't aware of any of that, but I must 529 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:54,869 Dog: say to Dave I was taken aback by how big the 530 00:21:54,869 --> 00:21:57,900 Dog: budget was for this because we're not splitting it three 531 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,159 Dog: ways, it's only two ways. So it makes a bit of sense now. 532 00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:04,000 Deano: Give Dave some (inaudible) cash. 533 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,780 Dog: Do you know what? I've got some spare lights and stuff at 534 00:22:06,780 --> 00:22:10,740 Dog: my place. I can help him with some of his electrical cords. 535 00:22:10,770 --> 00:22:12,690 Deano: This is an absolute farce. 536 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:16,050 Browny: Wow. Oh, well it looks like it's a good earning 537 00:22:16,050 --> 00:22:17,002 Browny: day for you (inaudible) . 538 00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:17,221 Deano: It should be a fun day. 539 00:22:17,221 --> 00:22:21,359 Browny: It'll be fun. Geez, Dave O'Neil's going to be rapt, isn't he? Actually, he might have a 540 00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:23,521 Browny: few jokes coming your way I would have thought, Dog. 541 00:22:23,521 --> 00:22:26,850 Dog: You know the greatest thing about that? He's got to be there from 12: 00 to 5: 542 00:22:27,150 --> 00:22:29,550 Dog: 00. I thought the function went from 1: 00 till 3:00 that's, 543 00:22:29,670 --> 00:22:30,899 Dog: because that's the only time I'm there for. 544 00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:35,670 Deano: Jesus. You and Dermy give him one green one each. 545 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:37,439 Dog: Yeah, of course. Do you know what? I'll give him 546 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,700 Dog: a horse tip. 547 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,730 Deano: That was back on Friday. Let's call Dave O'Neil and 548 00:22:41,730 --> 00:22:44,189 Deano: see if Dog actually gave him any money or if 549 00:22:44,190 --> 00:22:46,200 Deano: he's in fact a dog. 550 00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:49,020 Dave O'Neil: Hello. 551 00:22:49,470 --> 00:22:51,751 Deano: Dave, tell me they didn't (inaudible) you over. 552 00:22:51,751 --> 00:22:56,369 Dave O'Neil: Friday. No, I received no payment. It was like I was 553 00:22:56,369 --> 00:22:59,609 Dave O'Neil: being held hostage for... I was there for about five hours, I 554 00:22:59,609 --> 00:22:59,790 Dave O'Neil: think 555 00:23:00,330 --> 00:23:00,930 Browny: That's unbelievable. 556 00:23:00,930 --> 00:23:04,290 Dave O'Neil: While Dermott talking about how wokeness had ruined modern broadcasting. 557 00:23:07,770 --> 00:23:10,680 Dave O'Neil: And there was a long list of the injuries he 558 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,370 Dave O'Neil: caused to other men. Oh my God, it was horrific. 559 00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:16,139 Deano: I got to admit, when I was working at Fox 560 00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:19,050 Deano: footy for two seconds, Dermott caught me in the kitchen, 561 00:23:19,830 --> 00:23:22,469 Deano: cornered me and just banged on about political correctness and 562 00:23:22,470 --> 00:23:25,530 Deano: I wanted to hang myself, Dave- 563 00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:27,780 Dave O'Neil: Well, then I got on stage and proved it there 564 00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:30,990 Dave O'Neil: was wokeness at the Norwood Footy Club when I got on, that's for sure. And it affected me, that's for sure. 565 00:23:33,420 --> 00:23:37,320 Deano: So nor neither Campbell or Dermott gave you any coin? 566 00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:40,500 Dave O'Neil: No, but I didn't expect any money. 567 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:44,280 Deano: But this is bullshit, you're a professional, more entertaining than those two 568 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,490 Deano: I might add, and nothing, you were hostage for four hours. 569 00:23:47,670 --> 00:23:50,940 Dave O'Neil: Yeah. And I got a chicken dinner in a bowl. 570 00:23:50,940 --> 00:23:52,501 Browny: But how long were you performing there for? 571 00:23:52,501 --> 00:23:53,911 Dave O'Neil: About 25 minutes probably. 572 00:23:53,911 --> 00:23:53,912 Deano: Okay. 573 00:23:53,912 --> 00:23:53,913 Browny: Really? 574 00:23:53,913 --> 00:23:59,429 Deano: All right. And did Dog give you any horse tips at 575 00:23:59,430 --> 00:24:00,359 Deano: least? Anything? 576 00:24:01,290 --> 00:24:05,850 Dave O'Neil: Campbell gave everyone a horse tip. That was very entertaining, Campbell and 577 00:24:05,850 --> 00:24:06,271 Dave O'Neil: Dermott, but- 578 00:24:06,271 --> 00:24:06,272 Brodes: Dermott. 579 00:24:06,272 --> 00:24:11,880 Dave O'Neil: And it's Dermott. That's what my daughter calls him, " Oh, not Dermott." They 580 00:24:13,650 --> 00:24:17,850 Dave O'Neil: had the audience enthralled with the injury stories and bashing 581 00:24:17,850 --> 00:24:21,419 Dave O'Neil: teammates. Campbell's become topical again, because he was the original 582 00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:22,920 Dave O'Neil: person who punched Steven May. 583 00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:27,811 Browny: He was. 584 00:24:27,811 --> 00:24:27,811 Dave O'Neil: I didn't realize that. 585 00:24:27,811 --> 00:24:27,812 Browny: He was sucked because of that. His old team mate at the Gold Coast Suns. 586 00:24:27,812 --> 00:24:30,900 Deano: Also Dave, it was outside The Viper Room in Los Angeles and Rihanna 587 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:35,160 Deano: was implicated. Unbelievable. 588 00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:36,780 Dave O'Neil: Is he not well or...? 589 00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:40,109 Deano: We don't know. He's getting blood tests. Gut feel, he's 590 00:24:40,109 --> 00:24:40,800 Deano: on his way out. 591 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:42,600 Browny: He'd be dead within the week. 592 00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:46,980 Dave O'Neil: And thank God I just got in and out and 593 00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:48,600 Dave O'Neil: did my gig. Oh no, hang on a minute, I 594 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:48,781 Dave O'Neil: was there for five hours. 595 00:24:48,781 --> 00:24:53,460 Deano: Jesus. All right, well I'm still going to get you some money, Dave. 596 00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:54,629 Deano: Thank you very much for joining us. 597 00:24:54,630 --> 00:24:57,330 Browny: Just quickly putting context too, just to end it again, 598 00:24:57,330 --> 00:25:00,540 Browny: Dave, you were there for five hours free of charge, 599 00:25:00,869 --> 00:25:04,530 Browny: and it was obviously a Contra work. How many light bulbs did 600 00:25:04,530 --> 00:25:08,100 Browny: the president of the football club replace for you as Contra? 601 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:16,110 Dave O'Neil: He's secretary. Let's see, one, two, three, four, five. I reckon five or six. 602 00:25:16,110 --> 00:25:16,830 Deano: All right, Dave. Go Geelong. Good luck Cats. 603 00:25:26,910 --> 00:25:29,939 Dave O'Neil: Yes. Go cats. You should talk more about that. I 604 00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:31,409 Dave O'Neil: took the night off on Saturday night to watch it 605 00:25:31,410 --> 00:25:33,810 Dave O'Neil: like a true Geelong nuffy. So there we 606 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,750 Browny: Oh yeah. And getting your light bulbs changed is really 607 00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:37,710 Browny: paying the bills, Dave. 608 00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:48,991 Dave O'Neil: To quote the (inaudible) , do you reckon you did $ 1000 of work on your house? 609 00:25:48,991 --> 00:25:49,051 Deano: See you, mate. 610 00:25:49,051 --> 00:25:49,052 Browny: See you, mate. 611 00:25:49,052 --> 00:25:49,052 Dave O'Neil: See you, mate. 612 00:25:49,052 --> 00:25:51,090 Deano: Brodes, you have a problem. What is it? Get it out. 613 00:25:51,090 --> 00:25:53,910 Brodes: So on Saturday it was Port, Collingwood, and every time 614 00:25:53,910 --> 00:25:56,220 Brodes: they come here we all rally around and go, " Great. 615 00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:57,210 Brodes: It's going to be a great day at the footy." 616 00:25:57,210 --> 00:25:57,960 Brodes: So about- 617 00:25:58,109 --> 00:25:58,980 Browny: It was a nice day too. 618 00:25:59,190 --> 00:26:00,750 Brodes: Great day. So (inaudible) and the boys, we went to 619 00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:02,669 Brodes: bottomless brunch, just a bit of a lead in, and 620 00:26:02,670 --> 00:26:04,290 Brodes: then out that night, It had been a very big 621 00:26:04,290 --> 00:26:07,980 Brodes: day. But I have got a problem and I need 622 00:26:07,980 --> 00:26:09,780 Brodes: it to be addressed and I need your help on this 623 00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:13,350 Brodes: matter. Every time I do indulge and have a beer 624 00:26:13,350 --> 00:26:15,810 Brodes: or two or whatnot, there comes a point in the 625 00:26:15,810 --> 00:26:18,840 Brodes: day or the evening where I always send a regretful 626 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:23,159 Brodes: text to Ricky Nixon every time. I always ask... And 627 00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,190 Brodes: it's almost like everyone starts encouraging me, " Oh, text Ricky, 628 00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:30,270 Brodes: text Ricky where he is." And again, I don't mean 629 00:26:30,270 --> 00:26:32,760 Brodes: to, it's an involuntary response that happens. 630 00:26:33,780 --> 00:26:34,411 Browny: It wasn't a Dick pic, was it? 631 00:26:34,411 --> 00:26:37,770 Brodes: It wasn't a dick pic. And I just sent at 1: 15, so it hadn't 632 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:39,510 Brodes: only been a couple of hours, but (inaudible) , I 633 00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:42,330 Brodes: was under the weather this point. And, " Hope you're all 634 00:26:42,330 --> 00:26:45,420 Brodes: right, Chicken, toot, toot. Can't wait to see you." And then, again, I don't 635 00:26:45,660 --> 00:26:47,369 Brodes: really know Chicken that well, but that feels very- 636 00:26:47,369 --> 00:26:47,551 Browny: Why would you send that? 637 00:26:47,551 --> 00:26:47,552 Brodes: I don't know why. 638 00:26:47,552 --> 00:26:53,700 Deano: If you're going to send Chicken, do something funny. Why are just drunk, worried 639 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:55,380 Deano: about Chicken just out of nowhere? 640 00:26:55,470 --> 00:26:58,470 Brodes: And then he responded, " All good, mate, getting amazing support 641 00:26:58,470 --> 00:27:00,330 Brodes: in the community." Great. So looks like Chicken- 642 00:27:01,140 --> 00:27:03,510 Browny: That was after the big story last week, about how he was 643 00:27:03,510 --> 00:27:07,350 Browny: dropped from a medical company for traveling around town in 644 00:27:07,350 --> 00:27:11,490 Browny: these mobile van giving out IV infusions, including a skin 645 00:27:11,490 --> 00:27:12,780 Browny: brightening infusion. 646 00:27:13,530 --> 00:27:16,320 Deano: And then attacked Seb Castello. Now, I use the word 647 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,240 Deano: attack pretty loosely to be completely honest. 648 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,239 Brodes: And then I said, " Yes, Chicken, back you to the 649 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,129 Brodes: hills, mate." So I was just throwing a bit of support behind him, 650 00:27:23,130 --> 00:27:24,360 Brodes: just trying to rally behind him. 651 00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:27,330 Browny: Really? I'd like to check the audio over the last week or so how 652 00:27:27,330 --> 00:27:27,990 Browny: much you backed him. 653 00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:29,460 Deano: John, again, why? 654 00:27:30,570 --> 00:27:33,150 Brodes: So anyway, I've left it, that's at 1:18, so I've left 655 00:27:33,150 --> 00:27:37,020 Brodes: at 1: 18. And then at 12: 53... So it's been 656 00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:39,719 Brodes: a long time it's been about- 657 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:39,840 Browny: Lunch time, 12:53. 658 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,180 Brodes: So it's been another 12 hours later that I've decided to text him. It's 12: 659 00:27:42,450 --> 00:27:45,420 Brodes: 00 at night, " You out tonight, great man." Nah, hasn't 660 00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:46,800 Brodes: responded to that one yet. Yeah. Just let that one 661 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:46,921 Brodes: go to the keeper. 662 00:27:46,921 --> 00:27:50,669 Deano: Brodes, never stop texting Chicken. 663 00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:52,230 Brodes: I don't know why, but every time. 664 00:27:52,230 --> 00:27:55,020 Browny: Can we compile all these text message, these drunken text 665 00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:55,949 Browny: messages you send to Ricky? 666 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,930 Deano: We'll make a coffee table book out of it. Hey, 667 00:27:57,930 --> 00:27:59,939 Deano: how's Liv going, your eldest, JB? 668 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,180 Browny: She's going well, she's a big Carlton supporter, we know 669 00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:05,430 Browny: that, we've spoken about that often, but she does love 670 00:28:05,430 --> 00:28:08,220 Browny: her footy, she plays a fair bit. She plays club 671 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:11,550 Browny: footy and school footy. And on Saturday morning, I'm not 672 00:28:11,550 --> 00:28:14,580 Browny: normally effusive with my praise, I'm probably a little bit hard 673 00:28:14,580 --> 00:28:17,730 Browny: on Liv to be honest. I'm big on her ball 674 00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:21,359 Browny: drop and picking up the football, but finally it's working 675 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,270 Browny: because Saturday morning she's playing with these older girls in 676 00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:27,149 Browny: her school game, mate, it was like watching Dusty burst out of 677 00:28:27,150 --> 00:28:32,189 Browny: the center. And she's stiff- armed about eight girls and then laced out a few teammates 678 00:28:32,190 --> 00:28:34,560 Browny: leading inside 50. I was like, " Shit." 679 00:28:34,619 --> 00:28:36,751 Deano: These are older girls too. She's playing- 680 00:28:36,751 --> 00:28:39,150 Browny: Mate, absolutely, because she's pretty small. And she gets a bit worried 681 00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:40,710 Browny: about her height. I said, " Don't worry about your height, 682 00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:44,310 Browny: you'll grow, it'll come." But she's quick. She gets in 683 00:28:44,310 --> 00:28:46,800 Browny: and out of him really fast, picks the ball up, 684 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:50,400 Browny: good skills, and then delivering inside 50, I was sort of half 685 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:54,240 Browny: chuffed, I started strutting around the school stadium. Mate, I had the head 686 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,450 Browny: wobble, don't you worry about that? And normally, like I 687 00:28:57,450 --> 00:29:00,270 Browny: said, I don't swim in those waters where you're pumping up 688 00:29:00,270 --> 00:29:03,480 Browny: your kids, but the praise was there. The praise was 689 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,110 Browny: well deserved. 690 00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:06,090 Brodes: Well, she's obviously dominating. Let's check in on one of 691 00:29:06,090 --> 00:29:08,790 Brodes: your other children. What about Jack Brown, is he mastering the football? 692 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:12,930 Browny: Still no good at it. Still no good. I tell you what he did do though- 693 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,880 Deano: He set a bin on fire at school. 694 00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:19,560 Browny: No, he stripped Gary Lyon's blower motor apart in about 695 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:23,910 Browny: 30 seconds flat. Mate, it was an unbelievable performance. I watched this 696 00:29:23,910 --> 00:29:26,430 Browny: wizard just go to work. He didn't want any use for 697 00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:29,370 Browny: the mower, the blower motor, but he (inaudible) stripped 698 00:29:29,370 --> 00:29:29,940 Browny: it real quick. 699 00:29:30,330 --> 00:29:32,190 Deano: Gaz happy with this? Why was he doing this? 700 00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:35,310 Browny: Well, no, Gaz couldn't get this motor going. And I said, " 701 00:29:35,310 --> 00:29:37,500 Browny: Can you get the young bug to strip it, tidy 702 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:39,480 Browny: it up, put it back together and get it going again?" 703 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:40,740 Deano: Bam- bam. 704 00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:44,100 Browny: So left him for about 15 minutes and I come back. 705 00:29:44,370 --> 00:29:47,040 Browny: Mate, he not only stripped it, he's cut the wires 706 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,620 Browny: apart. He's had the angle grinder out because he couldn't 707 00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:52,680 Browny: get one of the screws off. So Gaz's blower ain't 708 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,320 Browny: going to be working again. It's now spare parts. 709 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,410 Deano: One more thing on Liv. Tell me you took the girl to 710 00:29:59,070 --> 00:30:01,410 Deano: Maccas and let her have whatever she wanted after the game? 711 00:30:01,650 --> 00:30:04,110 Browny: Ah, I got her a nice little hot chocolate with 712 00:30:04,110 --> 00:30:06,930 Browny: a couple of marshmallows on the way home. She loved that. She's a 713 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:09,959 Browny: good little player, so she's going places. And I've said to her, " 714 00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:14,130 Browny: You know, Liv, that if you're good enough, you'll be father- daughter. 715 00:30:14,130 --> 00:30:15,090 Brodes: Father- daughter. Yes. 716 00:30:15,150 --> 00:30:17,490 Browny: To the Brisbane Lions. And she said, " Yeah, that's fine. 717 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:21,750 Browny: I'll still barrack for Carlton though. Really?" Won't be if 718 00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:22,650 Browny: they miss the finals. 719 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:23,280 Brodes: Exactly. 720 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:24,390 Browny: She'll drop off him real quick. 721 00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:27,690 Deano: Quick. Back in a second. Welcome back to Browny's Podcast. 722 00:30:27,690 --> 00:30:30,450 Deano: Campbell Brown is not here, but we're just gut feel 723 00:30:30,450 --> 00:30:32,160 Deano: diagnosing him. John? 724 00:30:34,380 --> 00:30:35,970 Browny: He's got a bit of Mel Gibson about him, I 725 00:30:35,970 --> 00:30:41,490 Browny: think. I think now he's just faking his sickness. He's 726 00:30:41,490 --> 00:30:43,770 Browny: obviously going to try and fake his sickness, because you know 727 00:30:43,770 --> 00:30:48,330 Browny: now, he's sick, so technically we now have to pay 728 00:30:48,330 --> 00:30:49,320 Browny: him for the rest of the year. 729 00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:53,460 Deano: Also, watch out for a GoFundMe page that'll pop up, Dog 730 00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:57,000 Deano: claiming to need funds for his health, his recovery. 731 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,231 Brodes: Despite being sick- 732 00:30:58,231 --> 00:30:58,560 Browny: He's a conman. 733 00:30:58,560 --> 00:30:59,280 Deano: He's a conman. 734 00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:03,960 Brodes: Despite being sick, he actually tweeted from his deathbed yesterday. 735 00:31:04,020 --> 00:31:04,320 Deano: What? 736 00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:06,660 Brodes: And it's actually caused some controversy on Twitter because it's 737 00:31:07,830 --> 00:31:11,220 Brodes: provocative, let's put it that way. So he's tweeted, " Not 738 00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:13,470 Brodes: sure there would be too many companies doing a worse 739 00:31:13,470 --> 00:31:15,030 Brodes: job than Qantas at the moment." 740 00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:15,600 Browny: Really? 741 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:19,110 Brodes: But so many people are jumping on Dog and absolutely 742 00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:19,800 Brodes: ripping him to shreds. 743 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:21,000 Browny: So what did he tweet them about? 744 00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:24,300 Brodes: No idea. He goes, " Plenty of companies, mate, struggling to 745 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:26,850 Brodes: find staff, find company support, finding suppliers. Think Qantas is 746 00:31:26,850 --> 00:31:28,980 Brodes: doing an amazing job on these difficult times. Who are you 747 00:31:28,980 --> 00:31:31,710 Brodes: to say?" That's from Chick Olsen. " Mate, don't think he's 748 00:31:31,710 --> 00:31:34,320 Brodes: blaming the staff more likely he's been joyced. Don't be 749 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,600 Brodes: disrespectful. I can't believe you would say that about a company who's trying 750 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,070 Brodes: to do the best for their employees and the best 751 00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:40,110 Brodes: for people around. I can't believe you would say that. Why 752 00:31:40,110 --> 00:31:40,590 Brodes: on earth?" 753 00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:42,930 Browny: Why is he referencing Qantas? Has he flown somewhere? 754 00:31:42,930 --> 00:31:43,771 Deano: Yeah. That's what I want to know too. 755 00:31:43,771 --> 00:31:43,772 Browny: Is that why he's not here? 756 00:31:43,772 --> 00:31:48,510 Deano: Why has he cherry- picked Qantas to attack them on the internet? 757 00:31:48,510 --> 00:31:51,480 Brodes: And of all people to be questioning someone or a company about 758 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,930 Brodes: their professionalism. I find very, very ironic. 759 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:58,830 Browny: Just because Mal has cut your allowance off and because 760 00:31:58,830 --> 00:32:01,770 Browny: you've had to pay for your Qantas flight, it doesn't mean you should be 761 00:32:01,770 --> 00:32:02,310 Browny: dishing them. 762 00:32:02,430 --> 00:32:06,240 Deano: Just because Mal took his belt off, smacked your bottom 763 00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:09,180 Deano: several times and sent you to your room, You don't 764 00:32:09,180 --> 00:32:10,680 Deano: have to whinge about Qantas. 765 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,290 Brodes: If Mal Brown was to challenge Campbell to a fight, who 766 00:32:13,290 --> 00:32:14,100 Brodes: wins that right now? 767 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:17,220 Browny: Come on. No, Mal Brown easy mate. TKO in the 768 00:32:17,220 --> 00:32:20,190 Browny: first (inaudible) minute. There's no question about that, I 769 00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:21,750 Browny: don't even why you're asking that question. 770 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,120 Deano: Hey, I was watching best on ground in you and Rooey 771 00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:26,400 Deano: go head- to- head in that segment where you argue stuff. 772 00:32:26,430 --> 00:32:26,701 Browny: Macca's moment. 773 00:32:26,701 --> 00:32:30,450 Deano: Maccas's moment. Okay. And you were arguing that Vossy was a 774 00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:31,860 Deano: better player than... 775 00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:33,570 Browny: Well, harder player than Lenny Hayes. 776 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:37,020 Deano: Now you incorporated your argument very cleverly, my friend, into 777 00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:38,640 Deano: the classic VB add. 778 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,220 Browny: A hard- earned thirst needs a big, rough blood nut and 779 00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:44,610 Browny: the roughest blood nut is Voss, Michael Voss. 780 00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:47,460 Deano: Now, the crowd are going off, you do this great 781 00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:50,340 Deano: speech and then you whip out a can of VB 782 00:32:50,550 --> 00:32:52,770 Deano: and you crack it. And the Crowd are at fever 783 00:32:52,770 --> 00:32:55,470 Deano: pitch, John, because if you've got a beer in public, 784 00:32:55,830 --> 00:33:00,720 Deano: like Bob Hawke, people expect certain things. All of a 785 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:01,261 Deano: sudden they're thinking, "He's going to scull it." 786 00:33:01,261 --> 00:33:07,020 Browny: Well, I did the milk, of course, the sculled liter and a half 787 00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:09,150 Browny: of milk on that show a few weeks ago, which 788 00:33:09,150 --> 00:33:11,610 Browny: is fine because milk is non- alcoholic, and the milk 789 00:33:11,610 --> 00:33:15,180 Browny: people absolutely loved it. But obviously as a nod to 790 00:33:15,180 --> 00:33:18,030 Browny: the VB ad, I turned to the camera and said, " 791 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,830 Browny: As a matter of fact, I got it now," which 792 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,290 Browny: is of course the iconic line in that VB add. I 793 00:33:22,290 --> 00:33:24,930 Browny: cracked the can, then I took a sip and the 794 00:33:24,930 --> 00:33:31,170 Browny: crowd, obviously thinking I'm going to scull this can. And then Rooey stops me halfway through and goes- 795 00:33:31,170 --> 00:33:32,280 Deano: Yeah, have a listen, you can hear him here. 796 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:35,551 Speaker 7: I think they want you to scull. 797 00:33:35,551 --> 00:33:35,552 Deano: "I think they want you to scull." 798 00:33:35,552 --> 00:33:39,719 Browny: Yeah, no shit, Rooey. No shit they want me to scull, but there's also 799 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:44,520 Browny: these things called responsible drinking or responsible consumption of alcohol. 800 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:49,440 Browny: And we're on national TV, so I'm thinking, " Well, Foxtel 801 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,810 Browny: will probably lose their license here, or a massive fine, 802 00:33:51,810 --> 00:33:54,600 Browny: if I drop this whole can." So all of a sudden I'm in this 803 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,610 Browny: dilemma of going, " What the (inaudible) do I do?" 804 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:56,641 Deano: The peer pressure? 805 00:33:56,641 --> 00:33:56,642 Browny: Knowing the theater- 806 00:33:56,642 --> 00:33:57,240 Deano: Fever peer pressure. 807 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:03,570 Browny: Fever pitch peer pressure and the theater of the occasion. 808 00:34:03,570 --> 00:34:05,790 Browny: I thought, " This would top it off beautifully," but knowing 809 00:34:05,790 --> 00:34:09,420 Browny: full well, a massive fine would be coming towards Foxtel 810 00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:11,339 Browny: and fair to say, I might get me ass kicked by CUB as well. 811 00:34:12,030 --> 00:34:14,610 Deano: You could have got fired from CUB and Fox could 812 00:34:14,610 --> 00:34:15,121 Deano: have got fired, but- 813 00:34:15,121 --> 00:34:15,331 Browny: All in one hit. 814 00:34:16,050 --> 00:34:19,200 Deano: But Brodes, how about the on the spot thinking by 815 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,859 Deano: John? To think all that in one second, I'm just 816 00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:23,879 Deano: sculling that can. 817 00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:26,550 Browny: Well, I probably should have thought that when I cracked the 818 00:34:26,550 --> 00:34:29,040 Browny: can as part of the gag, that there was going to 819 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,680 Browny: be a request for a sculling. I didn't think that 820 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,830 Browny: far ahead, Deano. A bit like Chad Warner, didn't think that too 821 00:34:34,830 --> 00:34:35,340 Browny: far ahead. 822 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:40,049 Deano: We're done. We're won't see you on Friday because you got 823 00:34:40,290 --> 00:34:41,489 Deano: the great Billy Picken's funeral. 824 00:34:41,489 --> 00:34:44,880 Browny: That's right. Billy's funeral. So vale to Billy, my uncle 825 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,880 Browny: and godfather and Collingwood legend. So a huge crowd's going 826 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,560 Browny: to be turning up to Hamilton for his funeral to 827 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:50,371 Browny: send him off, the great men. 828 00:34:50,370 --> 00:34:54,120 Deano: Uh- oh one more diagnosis for Dog. What do you reckon, JB? 829 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,969 Browny: He's always banging on about dropping his kids, that's why 830 00:34:56,969 --> 00:35:00,390 Browny: he's like to do the podcast. I'm thinking nits. 831 00:35:00,420 --> 00:35:02,611 Deano: He's got nits. Absolutely he's got nits. 832 00:35:02,611 --> 00:35:02,612 Browny: Don't you think? 833 00:35:02,612 --> 00:35:02,613 Brodes: That's not. No. 834 00:35:02,613 --> 00:35:07,140 Browny: Especially with that disheveled hair of his. I don't think he ever washes it. 835 00:35:07,350 --> 00:35:07,920 Deano: See you, Dog. See you, everyone.