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Speaker 1: This is the City and with Katelyn ki podcast.

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Speaker 2: The kids are back at school, which is great news.

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Speaker 2: Do you know the best thing about the kids being

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Speaker 2: back at school is.

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Speaker 3: The gossip that.

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Speaker 2: You get around mate.

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Speaker 4: This is what makes me notice because the Lawrence, A

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Speaker 4: lot of the kids go back this Thursday, and I

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Speaker 4: reckon all the mums and the chat groups are sitting

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Speaker 4: about going. There is a beautiful calm before this mad

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Speaker 4: storm that's about to hit.

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Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing. At the end of the year,

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Speaker 2: you're over school drop off and pick up. I mean,

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Speaker 2: you know all the goss. You know what's going on.

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Speaker 2: You know the single mums that are looking for new

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Speaker 2: relationships with the young teachers at the school and all

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Speaker 2: this kind of stuff.

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Speaker 3: You've heard it all before.

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Speaker 2: You're sick of it, right, you want to go on holidays,

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Speaker 2: But when you're back, you're actually looking forward to hearing

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Speaker 2: about the goss and what's been happening around the school.

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Speaker 3: Have you got some gossip here?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Man? Have I got some goss? Or not?

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Speaker 6: So?

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Speaker 3: School pick up? The other day.

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Speaker 2: I was talking and I was asking about a certain

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Speaker 2: family because I didn't see them. I wanted to catch

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Speaker 2: up with a dad It was a football related question

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Speaker 2: I needed to ask, And I asked one of the

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Speaker 2: mums have you seen him? And they said, oh, no,

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Speaker 2: haven't you heard. They've left the school. The families left

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Speaker 2: the school. And I said, why is that? Mum got

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Speaker 2: caught vaping in the kid's toilets at the Christmas carols?

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Speaker 1: What an iconic sentence, Mum.

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Speaker 4: If there's two things I want to do, you don't

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Speaker 4: sing too loud, don't vape in the toilets?

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Speaker 1: Really that bad? My god? Is that a dismissable offense?

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Speaker 5: Will you as a parent? It can be expelled from

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Speaker 5: a school?

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Speaker 3: Can I add to it?

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Speaker 2: She was in the cubicle and there were kids in

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Speaker 2: the toilet, so there were young girls.

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Speaker 3: There were other young girls. They were just they were

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Speaker 3: just at the sink.

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Speaker 2: But she was in the cubicle hiding on her pineapple

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Speaker 2: bubble gum flavor pape. And one of the teachers came

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Speaker 2: in to tell the girls you're up next with the

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Speaker 2: Christmas carols and.

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Speaker 3: Knocked on the door and this mum in their vape?

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Is that?

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Speaker 7: Is it?

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Speaker 1: Just me? I don't think that's that bad? Is it

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Speaker 1: that bad?

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Speaker 4: I mean, if you try to set an example at

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Speaker 4: a kid's school Christmas fait.

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Speaker 5: It's probably not the it's.

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Speaker 1: The the example that you're human being, you can't get.

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Speaker 3: Expelled as a family.

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Speaker 2: But they were highly embarrassed about it, and they were

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Speaker 2: thinking about moving anyway, and.

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Speaker 3: They've just packed up and gone to another school.

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Speaker 6: I hope that in the entrance interview they said, look,

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Speaker 6: you just want to know, is that are the fees

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Speaker 6: direct debit? How important is the time blazer? And also

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Speaker 6: am I allowed to vape in the toilets? We've just

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Speaker 6: got to cover all this.

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Speaker 3: Off thirteen twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 2: Did you get into trouble at your child's school?

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Speaker 3: He's another one for you. At the end of last year.

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Speaker 2: At the inn of last year, a mate sent this

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Speaker 2: through but his son's high school.

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Speaker 3: These what's that? These parent WhatsApp groups are just getting

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Speaker 3: out of control now.

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Speaker 2: So the year finished at the end of last year

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Speaker 2: and there was one mum who wanted answers.

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Speaker 3: This is in the holidays.

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Speaker 2: We're talking the Christmas holidays, wanting answers for twenty twenty

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Speaker 2: five and where do we get this and what do

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Speaker 2: we do that? And one of the other parents has

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Speaker 2: completely lost the plot and said, have a rest, we're

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Speaker 2: in the holidays, and then another family has gone that

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Speaker 2: person for blowing up. Theapp group has blown up and

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Speaker 2: the school has had to get involved and shut down

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Speaker 2: the WhatsApp group for twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 3: It's done in Dusty.

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Speaker 4: He's the one that we had on the chat the

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Speaker 4: other day.

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Speaker 5: What's Francesca? She's in kindergarten?

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Speaker 4: Is she in.

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Speaker 5: Kindergarten or prep?

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Speaker 3: Tom? She's in kindergarten?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 6: Ye?

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Speaker 4: Anyway, she's in kindergarten. One someone on the chat, right, is.

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Speaker 5: It a concern that my daughter can't spell their name?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Is it the school's issue or is it your daughter's issue?

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Speaker 4: Or is it the parents issue?

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Speaker 5: Shouldn't they be able to spell their name by now?

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Speaker 5: My daughter can't.

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Speaker 3: It's not my issue, but.

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Speaker 6: That is a a valid question, and that would be

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Speaker 6: the schools issue. And also maybe it's time to call

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Speaker 6: in some help.

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Speaker 5: If you need to.

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Speaker 1: I got in.

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Speaker 6: Trouble not on WhatsApp because I'm a what do they

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Speaker 6: call it? You're a lurker, not a I'm a reader,

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Speaker 6: not a feeder. I can't wait into it, but I

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Speaker 6: owe every single time I send my children with the

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Speaker 6: correct color for Harmony Day or the streamers. I owe

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Speaker 6: it to those women on the WhatsApp that seem to

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Speaker 6: know everything. But I did get in trouble once. Actually

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Speaker 6: I've been I've been in trouble a few times, but

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Speaker 6: the most recent time was I had to leave a

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Speaker 6: call it some something else now. But it's essentially sex

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Speaker 6: education because I am really in my mind and everywhere

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Speaker 6: I'm twelve years old film and if someone mentions bosoms

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Speaker 6: or ovarias or periods or erections, I giggled like an

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Speaker 6: absolute idiot. And I have the misfortune of having a

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Speaker 6: daughter at the same school as an old school friend

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Speaker 6: of mine, so we always sit together, me and Nat

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Speaker 6: and it's just like being back at school. And I

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Speaker 6: had to get up in the middle of this. Everyone

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Speaker 6: is so mature and normal, and I am hunched over,

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Speaker 6: wheezing or bumping into chairs trying to get about of.

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Speaker 1: This place because I am an idiot.

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Speaker 6: Of it, Like, oh my god, I cannot be trusted

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Speaker 6: to be grown up.

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Speaker 5: Could we ask the parents to behave please?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Okay, Paige in Rouse here, welcome to the show. You

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Speaker 5: got in trouble at school? Did your page well?

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Speaker 8: Yes, my dad did. We were fresh to start a

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Speaker 8: new high school year seven, a very small Christian school

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Speaker 8: who were quite strict, and we had a working day

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Speaker 8: before the year had commenced, in nice hot day. At

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Speaker 8: the end, I proceeded to go to the boot of

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Speaker 8: the car and bring on a case of beef for

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Speaker 8: everyone and share it around. I mean, which they don't

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Speaker 8: drink alcohol.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna have a can, an't we We're gonna have

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Speaker 4: a couple of cans.

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Speaker 8: It wasn't just the one offer, Dad.

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Speaker 2: I love that JESU, isn't it You When you go

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Speaker 2: to a school event, there's always one parent at some

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Speaker 2: stage that will crack open an eski or something. Then

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Speaker 2: we'd drink that will come out at some stage.

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Speaker 3: You know what.

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Speaker 4: At my girls where my sisters went to school, Dad

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Speaker 4: would always he'd worked the hot dog stand at the

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Speaker 4: fair and you don't reckon he went one hot dog,

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Speaker 4: one glass of wine for me, one hot dog, one

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Speaker 4: glass of wine for me by the end of it.

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Speaker 6: See this is why the Saint John's Ambulance have a

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Speaker 6: little just a little pigole, a little shape clop thing

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Speaker 6: there ready to go.

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Speaker 2: Plastic Scotch College as well, I'd love to know what

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Speaker 2: what what?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: What's the best wine paired with a hot dog?

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Speaker 4: Sharon, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 5: What did you get in trouble for?

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Speaker 1: Shower?

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Speaker 7: I got in trouble for spraying a bottle of champagne

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Speaker 7: over kindergarten kids after our faith we had a really

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Speaker 7: big fake. We raised about fifty six thousand dollars and

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Speaker 7: I thought it was a cause for celebration.

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Speaker 5: He thought, you just want to grand prix?

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Speaker 1: Did you show?

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Speaker 7: We had a new principal that wasn't happy with that,

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Speaker 7: and I was a prospective teacher school and let's just

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Speaker 7: say I never got a job there.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's in any state. Who doesn't love being showered

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Speaker 1: in shampus? Come on, the.

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Speaker 9: Kid love it? They got?

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Speaker 1: They got, love it.

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Speaker 7: Show I got there was volunteering up that never got

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Speaker 7: a paid job. Everyone talks about it to this day.

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Speaker 2: Shows great, the kids like them, like their won baffirst.

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Speaker 4: It's a shame they didn't get a chance to do

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Speaker 4: a shoeing.

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Speaker 3: This is the Fitzi and Wibber with Cape Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Inappropriate places that the dancer has been called to go to.

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Speaker 2: And if you've got a story thirteen twenty four to ten,

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Speaker 2: and I brought this up, and you guys do not

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Speaker 2: believe it.

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Speaker 3: But over Christmas we went through all the old.

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Speaker 2: Family photo albums and I found some photos that are really,

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Speaker 2: really alarming. And it was from my father's fortieth birthday party.

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Speaker 2: So Dad turns eighty this year. This is forty this

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Speaker 2: is forty years ago. But I'm about to put these

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Speaker 2: up on the screen for you guys. Now, John Mick

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Speaker 2: Fitzgerald in a chair with a red feather boa. There's

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Speaker 2: a lady in lingerine behind him, and that is my grandmother,

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Speaker 2: Hazel Fitzgerald. Where they're fisted up saying to the dancer,

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Speaker 2: you leave my son alone.

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Speaker 6: Can I further she your grandmother looks like a caricature

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Speaker 6: of a grandmother. She's in a rose colored she looks

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Speaker 6: like day Medna Everridge.

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Speaker 1: And your dad has a red feather boa around him.

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Speaker 6: And the stripper is wearing classic eighties underwear. Christ there

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Speaker 6: is something going on there. The photograph I will never

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Speaker 6: get out of my head.

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Speaker 4: Sway, Can I also bring this fits? Can we go

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Speaker 4: back to that top photo. I don't want to say,

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Speaker 4: I don't know how to really say this, but it

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Speaker 4: looks like Mick's actually really enjoying the attention.

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Speaker 5: If you have a look at what's Betwidi's.

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Speaker 4: Hands there, it looks looks like mix given it three

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Speaker 4: thumbs up?

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Speaker 3: Na what no very, He's very embarrassed.

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Speaker 2: And I just can't believe in a room where there

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Speaker 2: are women and there's wives. The boys have obviously organized

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Speaker 2: this lady to come and do a performance for Dad,

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Speaker 2: but these women in the room.

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Speaker 3: Is that inappropriate? Is that not the time to have it?

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Speaker 6: I just love at her feet is a classic ghetto

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Speaker 6: blaster a tea, I'm saying, or an aki. Yeah, it

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Speaker 6: would have been battery operated. I want to know what

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Speaker 6: song is blasting out of that to really set the mood?

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Speaker 1: Is it love a boy? What is it?

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Speaker 2: If you look, if you look closely as well, there's

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Speaker 2: a bottle of champagne that I think she's ready to

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's so so.

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Speaker 2: That is Hazel Fitzgerald not with us anymore, but Chrissy.

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Speaker 2: She was the first ever woman to play piano in

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Speaker 6: It looks like she's just about to take off that

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Speaker 2: Inappropriate places that an exotic dancer have been called. If

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Speaker 2: the can you show Chrissy the photo of my mum

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Speaker 3: How good is mumby?

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Speaker 6: She's looking over a shoulder. Is she keeping an eye

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Speaker 5: Now that the high.

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Speaker 4: Heels are off of the champagnes being opened by Mick,

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Speaker 3: Mum's got flats and stockings on. Remember that look where

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Speaker 6: And was it a theme party? Because your dad's come

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Speaker 1: I knew it was a cricket player.

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Speaker 6: My son recently turned sixteen and he loves Middle Eastern food,

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Speaker 6: I thought wouldn't it be fun to have a belly

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Speaker 6: she unplugged the ghetto blaster and you hand her three

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Speaker 3: On the end of it. No inappropriate. Mum.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to fat America. Yeah, Fatima and Dullitch, he'll

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Speaker 9: Hey guys, happy day.

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Speaker 3: To you too, Thank you.

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Speaker 9: So we're talking about my friend Chris his eighteenth nineteen

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Speaker 9: eighty nineteen ninety three. Yep, anyway, nice eighteen down at

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Speaker 9: the local first club, beautiful catered barbecue, yaddiadiada, and then

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Speaker 9: coins because no one works. Everyone was posed and then

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Speaker 9: like this with her zoom box, remember warrant cheers my jerispa.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, what a sweet surprise it was.

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Speaker 9: It was cream because his grandma was there, all the

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Speaker 9: you know, big red hair, big red bush. Nothing. The

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Speaker 5: What was doing at these stats?

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Speaker 9: Dying a million deaths?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Horrible?

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Speaker 3: Can we so?

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Speaker 9: Sweet? Was a real square and the boys did a

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Speaker 3: The big red bush.

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Speaker 2: Well, Alison in Villa Wood, Where's the wildest place you

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Speaker 2: saw an exotic dancer? Alison?

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Speaker 8: Oh, we had a Brazilian exotic dancer turn up at

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Speaker 1: It turns out she was in the wrong spot and she.

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Speaker 8: Was supposed to go to the sixtieth birthday functions.

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Speaker 5: Awesome, Oh, I was going to ask for the person

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Speaker 5: that died Brazilian?

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Speaker 4: So how far into the act until they realized that

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Speaker 1: Had any item of clothing been removed?

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Speaker 2: Well, she wasn't really wearing much, so awesome, every cloud

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Speaker 2: everyone would have been going, Well, that's the way Grandpa

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Speaker 2: wanted to go out.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's just roll with it, guys.

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Speaker 5: He wanted one when he was alive.

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Speaker 1: But funeral.

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Speaker 3: You can imagine all the fellas there going, that's all right.

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Speaker 2: No, if you know, if she's booked in your mars,

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Speaker 1: I would have wanted dying wish.

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Speaker 3: I just loved that.

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Speaker 1: I just love that.

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Speaker 6: The first caller was all about the big red bullsh

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Speaker 2: Can we bring my parents to get an answer? On

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Speaker 2: Dad's fortieth I haven't spoken to them about this, all right,

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Speaker 2: let's give him a cool ges his idea.

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Speaker 4: If you've got Claire sis Gerald's number there, let me

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Speaker 4: and we'll get Cliff have.

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Speaker 1: Her on speed.

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Speaker 6: This is I haven't spoken to your parents ever. Am

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Speaker 6: I allowed to ask anything?

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Speaker 5: Anything?

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Speaker 3: You can go for anything?

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Speaker 1: Amazing?

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Speaker 3: Just Dad's will struggle to hear with a hearing aid.

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Speaker 2: But Mama, Hello, Hi, Mum, it's your son. You're here

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Speaker 2: You're live on air. Mum, good morning, Hilaire, how are

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Speaker 4: I mean, we're more excited than we've ever been having

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Speaker 2: Yes, so, mum, I found these photos over Christmas. Dad's

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Speaker 2: fortieth was at the Portner Lunger Surf Life Saving Class. Mum,

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Speaker 10: Well, it was supposed to be a.

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Speaker 11: What was it supposed to be a supergroom.

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Speaker 10: But I think she was a skinny agress.

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Speaker 6: It was supposed to be a fatagram. I remember those, yes,

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Speaker 6: because how funny is a woman in a big body?

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Speaker 6: But anyway, who organized this lady to gyrate and take

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Speaker 3: Oh no, he did organize it, you know I did.

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Speaker 10: I I was very disappointed, to be honest.

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Speaker 5: What were you hoping she did well?

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Speaker 10: Well at least entertainer And then you know what happened.

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Speaker 10: Mick's mum, Hazel, she was that disgusted that she went

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Speaker 10: we ended up quite funny, to be honest.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, is dad there? So Dad had no

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Speaker 3: idea about this? Can you put Dad on? Dad?

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Speaker 9: Dad?

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Speaker 2: Dad, we're going Can you transport yourself forty years ago

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Speaker 2: to your fortieth birthday at the Surf Life Saving Club?

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Speaker 3: And how how nan.

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Speaker 2: Hazel fitzgil blew up at you because you who so

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Speaker 2: mum organized the exotic dancer for you?

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Speaker 3: Did you know what was coming?

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Speaker 6: Dad?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: No, no, because I was.

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Speaker 4: Looking at the photos. She was all over here. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: we could see that in the pis Mick. But it

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Speaker 4: almost looks like you're quite excited to have her there.

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Speaker 11: She sat on my lap. Was that bigged after a while?

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Speaker 5: And hardy bloody walked?

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Speaker 11: But she was She wasn't an expert. I don't think

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Speaker 5: Time a trainee on the job, you might say, me.

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Speaker 4: Think it was strange that your wife organized another lady

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Speaker 11: Yeah, Well, to be honest with you, I was. It

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Speaker 11: was a bit of a shot. Of course, everybody and

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Speaker 11: the old joint bloody cracked up and all that.

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Speaker 1: Well, you got in trouble from your mum.

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Speaker 6: Hazel Mick, can you remember what she was saying to

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Speaker 3: She was thinking.

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Speaker 5: She got up and.

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Speaker 11: She was trying to grab Old of the Guild of

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Speaker 11: Blood because she was on my lap. She's trying to

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Speaker 11: grab Old of her leaving my son alone, leave him alone,

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Speaker 11: get away from my son, very protected. Yeah, so I remember,

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Speaker 11: I was fairly embarrassed.

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Speaker 5: But you had already jumped on the viagraa that night, too.

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Speaker 3: Ready to fly forty years ago. That one around then,

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Speaker 2: Well, Dad, that's there's a bottle of champagne next resort.

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Speaker 2: Did she spray champagne all over you? Can you remember?

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Speaker 2: Or there's that The photos don't show that.

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Speaker 10: Yeah she did.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, she couldn't spray well, not just on me. It's

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Speaker 3: A couple of champagne.

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Speaker 2: Fortieth Well, we had some funny ordeal, funny calls inappropriate

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Speaker 3: A lady just rang up. It was at a funeral, Dad.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately she rocked up to the wrong joint, but they

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Speaker 2: kept her performing for five minutes. So so you didn't

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Speaker 2: take out the best story this morning, Dad.

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Speaker 11: Oh well, I can't, we can't with them all.

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Speaker 4: Maybe you'll have one at your funeral mix thank you.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 2: It's Mick fitz Gerald's eightieth Fish Years, so you might

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Speaker 3: Up houses unavailable, good man.

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Speaker 11: I love that, that's for sure.

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Speaker 3: What a team?

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Speaker 5: How good is that?

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