Speaker 1: Yesterday, we were talking to one of your favorite characters
Speaker 1: from your favorite reality show, Captain Sandy from Below Deck.
Speaker 2: She's not my favorite. I love the show. Did you
Speaker 2: like again, Captain Lee? I'm an OG fan, But he's
Speaker 2: he's packed it in, so he's gone. He's left the
Speaker 2: show to come to his clothing. Did she replace him? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh I can see why, yeah, Captain Lee. Well, anyway,
Speaker 3: we were asking her if.
Speaker 1: On any of those massive super yachts, which can cost
Speaker 1: like a million dollars a week to charter, if she'd
Speaker 1: ever had a couple on there who had broken up
Speaker 1: on the charter and they had to put whoever was dumped.
Speaker 3: Back on the silly little tender back to that dry land.
Speaker 4: I was going to marry these people, and I remember
Speaker 4: watching the episode and they were breaking up that night
Speaker 4: and then the next day I married them. So yes,
Speaker 4: they I think.
Speaker 3: They broke up, but they made up the next morning.
Speaker 2: You know, it's Sandy Celebrant. Yeah, well she's so what
Speaker 2: do you mean they can just ma can Mary?
Speaker 3: We are on internet?
Speaker 1: You need so you're not actually probably getting married properly anyway.
Speaker 2: Probably casuals down a go boat could do.
Speaker 1: It too, you're not actually get married. You have to
Speaker 1: be in it, like a country to sign the form
Speaker 1: international waters.
Speaker 2: I don't it's guys, I'm pretty sure ship captains, I
Speaker 2: don't think so.
Speaker 3: You'd have to do the call.
Speaker 2: You can you Google have certain Only certain people can
Speaker 2: sign a marriage certificate like ship captains.
Speaker 1: No, do you think they're like a justice of the
Speaker 1: peace or pharmacist, a police officer or a ship captain
Speaker 1: if you know what?
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we thought that that.
Speaker 2: Was the executive producer Brady the thumb.
Speaker 3: Even though it is believed to be a regular event,
Speaker 3: a ship captain generally don't have doesn't have the legal
Speaker 3: rights to the wedding at sea.
Speaker 2: Beyond Wikipedia or like a proper website Wikipedia, this Cruisecritic
Speaker 2: dot com, critics dot com. That's another segment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Anyway, Captain Sandy talking about people breaking
Speaker 1: up on a super yacht got us talking about our
Speaker 1: favorite topic, x's. It is time for today's installment of
Speaker 1: the x fas were your name and Shane your ex?
Speaker 1: Remember I was telling you guys a while ago about
Speaker 1: my girlfriend who was a hosty flight attendant. Yeah, business
Speaker 1: class on quantas and the plane was fully boarded.
Speaker 3: Before take off, one of the passengers came up.
Speaker 1: They were sitting I think in one A and one B,
Speaker 1: a couple, and she came over to her the host
Speaker 1: year was an international flight and said, just so you know,
Speaker 1: I just need to give you the heads up things
Speaker 1: might be a bit rocky in one A and one B.
Speaker 1: I recently found out my husband was having an affair.
Speaker 3: With his secretary.
Speaker 1: He's not good at confrontation, he's not good at conversations.
Speaker 1: So I thought, I'm gonna wait until we're on this
Speaker 1: ten hour flight to bring it up, because he's got
Speaker 1: nowhere to go, and we're gonna have to talk through it.
Speaker 2: I would open that emergency door and happily get sucked
Speaker 2: right out.
Speaker 3: So all the host is knew.
Speaker 1: And they took off and she bought it to it
Speaker 1: and they could tell the conversation was happening, and the
Speaker 1: host has just kept going past and dropping the wife
Speaker 1: like champagne and chocolates.
Speaker 2: Just as wheels leave the ground, just after you finish
Speaker 2: your hot tower. No, when they go seatbelts on is
Speaker 2: now off. You are free to move around the cabin. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's her endous.
Speaker 1: They broke up on the plane, but they got stuck
Speaker 1: there for eight hours talking about it, and my yould friend,
Speaker 1: who was hostly, said he just stared out of the
Speaker 1: window for ninety eight percent of that.
Speaker 2: Fu I'll be honest, I reckon there would be a
Speaker 2: lot of couples that break up on holidays, because holidays
Speaker 2: sometimes are the first test pattern of whether you can
Speaker 2: live together. See I don't get holiday.
Speaker 3: I almost agree. I think holidays are like holiday romance.
Speaker 1: And then you come home and you get back into
Speaker 1: real life and you're like, oh no, you're not that
Speaker 1: guy you were on holidays.
Speaker 3: We're not carefree, we are not.
Speaker 2: It's you know what, it's always the second week of
Speaker 2: the holiday. First week you're doing the white water rafting,
Speaker 2: you live in, you haven't cocktails. It's the second week
Speaker 2: you start getting into.
Speaker 1: A retain I had a friend that took a girl
Speaker 1: on a overseas holiday and they broke up over there.
Speaker 1: He'd paid for the whole thing. They'd only been together,
Speaker 1: I think for like three or four months, and they
Speaker 1: were doing like around the world business class trip in
Speaker 1: these beautiful hotels. They had a huge barny and they
Speaker 1: broke up on the trip and even though it was
Speaker 1: all paid for. She said, well, because it was all
Speaker 1: paid for, probably she said to him, well, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna I'll just stay on the holiday with you. We'll
Speaker 1: just and then we just we'll go our separate ways
Speaker 1: and we get back back to Australia. But they were
Speaker 1: doing separate things during the day, but they were just
Speaker 1: sharing the same rooms. He was he paid for it.
Speaker 1: He was sleeping on the couch. She got the master
Speaker 1: because he was trying to be a gentle.
Speaker 2: Imagine how competitive that would be that you'd becoming home going.
Speaker 2: I had the best day.
Speaker 5: Of white Water.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I think he looked at my photos. I
Speaker 3: think he was hoping they'd work it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he went up to din one night, she went
Speaker 1: up to dinner one night. He came home on the
Speaker 1: couch and she bought someone o.
Speaker 3: In the room hotel that he'd paid for.
Speaker 2: And he's on the couch in his separate room.
Speaker 3: But he saw this guy walk.
Speaker 2: Through, was just like, get another well.
Speaker 3: I assume, so I think he got up and left.
Speaker 2: Get another room. You can't be doing that.
Speaker 3: You can't do that on his coin. He still thought
Speaker 3: they were going to work.
Speaker 2: Now you've got to go to the formula.
Speaker 3: This person you don't Chason.
Speaker 2: Loud I had a massive blow up when we're in
Speaker 2: Fiji recently.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I used to go for walks around the hotel.
Speaker 2: I just did laps around the hotel to cool down.
Speaker 3: We had another friend, Oh my god, it is on holidays.
Speaker 1: We had another couple who had a huge bunny in
Speaker 1: a nightclub and he left and she stayed out with
Speaker 1: us in a bar.
Speaker 3: Were in l A and we went.
Speaker 1: Back to the hotel to go to bed, and he
Speaker 1: was standing in the reception with his suitcase, trying to
Speaker 1: get them to book him another room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And she didn't seem and she just.
Speaker 1: Walked straight past went upstairs, and I was like, do
Speaker 1: we go and say something to him?
Speaker 3: What do we do do? I was like, I'm going
Speaker 3: to bed, Paul, you deal with it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Festa, there you go.
Speaker 1: So he went up and then she called me crying,
Speaker 1: going he's not here, He's taken all his stuff.
Speaker 3: Do you know where he's gone?
Speaker 2: And I was like no.
Speaker 3: I was like, Paul, is a you problem nor me problem?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten Holiday breakups. Did your relationship end
Speaker 2: on a holiday How confident are you? I reckon we're
Speaker 2: going to get a few of these. Yeah, I reckon
Speaker 2: you can remain completely anonymous. I want to know where
Speaker 2: the holiday was. Big four Jumping Pillow can understand mal dives,
Speaker 2: you work through it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't care what you've done.
Speaker 1: I'd stay with you to get that Molded's holiday break
Speaker 1: up with you after.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten? Have you broken up on a holiday?
Speaker 2: In return? I got two hundred and fifty dollars Bailey
Speaker 2: Nelson vouchers up for grabs. They're shaken up the way
Speaker 2: you get glasses with friendly optometrists and Australian design frames
Speaker 2: at fair prices. This week's X Files we are focusing
Speaker 2: on holiday by breakeups. We are opening the X Files
Speaker 2: for a week our favorite subject and this week we're
Speaker 2: focusing on have you had a bust up with an
Speaker 2: X on holiday?
Speaker 3: Break up on tour Brianna in Newport? Did you break
Speaker 3: up with someone on a holiday?
Speaker 5: I did it shortly after smart holiday Smart.
Speaker 1: I often used to bite my tongue before a holiday.
Speaker 2: Where did you go on holiday? And was the breakup
Speaker 2: as a result of the travel?
Speaker 5: No, we booked it probably earlier in the year, and
Speaker 5: we're going to America and Canada for about six weeks
Speaker 5: sort of mid year and at the start of the
Speaker 5: other don't want to see this guy anymore. This big
Speaker 5: trip booked. So I sucked it up, went on the trip,
Speaker 5: waited a reasonable amount of time afterwards.
Speaker 3: Did he pay for it?
Speaker 5: A bit of a bit of bees, like a bit
Speaker 5: half each. So I didn't want to lose all my money.
Speaker 2: Reason, you know what they need? Travel insurance should cover breakups?
Speaker 3: No way, do you know what I mean? Stamp exactly exactly?
Speaker 2: Did you lose your suitcase? Did you lose your boyfriends? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll say so. You were at two nights in the
Speaker 2: nar resort, you had a blowup on the first night
Speaker 2: and need the second room. Okay, we'll pay for that
Speaker 2: back in your pocket.
Speaker 1: How many people direcking hotels and gone, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm just going to get my own room. It would happen,
Speaker 1: the front desk would see it.
Speaker 2: Ye oh yeah. They probably got a little bedding system
Speaker 2: going as you check in. These two aren't going to
Speaker 2: make it.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Julie. Where did your holiday breakup happen?
Speaker 4: We were in England. It was the end of our
Speaker 4: three months euro vendor the summer. Yes, we had three
Speaker 4: weeks left to go, and he told me he had
Speaker 4: cheated on me.
Speaker 2: Why why do you do that with three weeks still
Speaker 2: to go? I mean, tell you and cheap, but why
Speaker 2: would you tell you? Well?
Speaker 4: I kind of lied to him and said, oh, there's
Speaker 4: a book feature where we can see deleted messages. And
Speaker 4: he shoot himself and told me so he wasn't going
Speaker 4: to tell me almost igh, Like.
Speaker 3: So, did he cheat on you while you're on the
Speaker 3: holiday or before you let me know?
Speaker 4: He cheated on me a year beforehand, and then while
Speaker 4: we were on the holiday you thought you'd bring it up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I was suspicious because he was acting like fuddy, always around,
Speaker 4: like his phone.
Speaker 3: Did give away give way?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I love that you tricked him into the confession. And
Speaker 3: what happened? Did you stay traveling together for the next
Speaker 3: three ways?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we had three weeks together and it was the
Speaker 4: relative part, so we.
Speaker 2: Had your relatives or his both. Oh gosh, you all
Speaker 2: there and did you tell the relatives?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: So we actually kind of like, I wish we had
Speaker 4: break up travel insurance because we kind of just had
Speaker 4: to write it out for the three weeks, so they
Speaker 4: couldn't afford to just hop on another plane to go home.
Speaker 1: You needed the family to pay. Did you sit next
Speaker 1: to each other on the flight home?
Speaker 5: Yes, we did.
Speaker 3: That's a long flight from the year.
Speaker 2: That's a rookie move seat selection.
Speaker 3: Come on, I'm flirting with everyone on the plane.
Speaker 2: You know, when Quantus puts on those emergency flights to
Speaker 2: get Ossie's home the repatriation, they need to do that,
Speaker 2: the repatriation flight. Yeahlie again, we're sending us seven three
Speaker 2: seven ideas from you. I still call you Australia Home.
Speaker 2: You get the idea.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's take one more.
Speaker 6: Alita, good morning, Good morning, go to Lauren.
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 1: Did you break up during what was supposed to be
Speaker 1: holiday romance.
Speaker 6: It was the second honeymoon. We've been married for twenty years.
Speaker 6: We were in Bruges in Belgium, and and we had
Speaker 6: a fight about which restaurant would.
Speaker 5: Go to your breakfast for breakfast.
Speaker 6: And said, I'm not and I'm not going to that one.
Speaker 6: And he's like, well I am, and I'm like fine
Speaker 6: you And then I said, well I need my passport
Speaker 6: and he said his passport and then I hit him
Speaker 6: on the head with a tiny little brochure book and
Speaker 6: said that, and then he laft.
Speaker 2: He's never seen again years one of those little brochures
Speaker 2: you get in reception where their advertising.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Alida, you were married for twenty.
Speaker 6: He's been playing it all along. He's been playing it along.
Speaker 6: He's been cheating beforehand.
Speaker 1: I was just waiting for you to do something that
Speaker 1: he could blame. This is a lot of men do this.
Speaker 1: They way up to fair.
Speaker 2: Hang on, what was wrong with the restaurant?
Speaker 6: I just didn't like it, but clearly he didn't like it.
Speaker 3: Married Alida? How long ago?
Speaker 2: Laugh? About ten years ago?
Speaker 3: An he better off without him?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: He's not.
Speaker 2: An Is it a good hit when you got him
Speaker 2: with the bro.
Speaker 6: Apparently I faulted him, but clearly I don't know.
Speaker 2: Silly little bro travel insurance assaulted with the movie.
Speaker 3: Well he found love since a.
Speaker 6: Leader, I am happily married and I've got a beautiful man.
Speaker 2: Captain. They've updated him. He's not as solid as he
Speaker 2: used to be.
Speaker 3: Does he like Belgian waffle?
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