WEBVTT - Near-death experiences and free bleeding 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.440 Ad A lady ad A lady ad A lady ad, 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:06.960 Lady unfiltered. Oh hi there, I'm Hailey and I'm Lauren, 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:08.400 we'd lady unfiltered. 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:11.480 We're bessies. We're business partners with the creators of Adelaidy. 0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:14.120 Hello, I say hey, Lossy Media, and we do everything 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:19.640 together except bang, what a week? 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:23.720 What a week? How are you? I don't like it 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:25.439 when you ask me how we are, Like, how are you? 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:30.920 We know that is the worst question. So how's everything going? 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:32.320 How life going? 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:36.720 Oh? Shut up, I don't care. No, I don't care 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:40.240 what this is big for light. We've been you know, backstory. 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:42.559 We this morning we were at Nova. We're doing an 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:43.880 interview with Jodie and Hazy. 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:45.680 We're together. We spoke on the way there. 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:47.960 We spoke there at the radio station, and then we 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:49.800 got our cars, drove to your house and spoke the 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:50.360 whole way here. 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:53.199 Because we literally speak twenty four seven And when I 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:55.480 don't speak to you, I feel like there's something weird 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:57.720 going there, Like we're fighting, yes, even though it's been 0:00:57.760 --> 0:00:59.400 like three hours. Like if you don't answer your phone 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:01.920 in my who could you possibly be on the phone to? 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:07.760 That's oh, I know you've got a husband. Wun. I 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:12.679 hang up on everybody if you're calling to go, I know, 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:18.920 and I'm calling even no reason whatsoever. So anyway, so 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:21.959 i'd just like to hear breathe as a drive. 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:25.160 We have a shopping list today, and one of them 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:26.400 a bit nervous to talk about. 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:29.039 In fact, sure. 0:01:28.920 --> 0:01:30.880 We're going to get a bad review from our mums 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:32.600 for this, but let's dive in. 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.080 Who gures all right, So we're gonna be talking about 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:36.720 escaping death today, and then we're going to be talking 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:39.000 about something that's just whack, and then we're going to 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:41.000 be talking about the sandwich generation whack thing. 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:45.360 We are sandwiching in the middle because hopefully it's you 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:47.800 can digest it, and then we'll move on quite fast. 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:50.240 Yes, okay, and maybe our mums won't listen to the 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:51.120 middle of the podcast. 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:54.240 Yeah yeah, I'd like to know their thoughts on it. 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:56.200 Though it's pretty gross. 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:59.200 I'll get the text straight away. That's disgusting. Wow, it 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:00.000 is fanscusting. 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:02.080 But we'll get to that soon. Let's start with that 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:02.760 member of the week. 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:08.680 Okay, So you know how I'm slightly crazy, slightly adhd 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:12.160 and when I make it Minch, I do it quite quickly. 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:15.840 So about nine days ago I decided I think I'm 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:19.359 going to sell my house. Story I was like, I've 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:22.960 had enough. I don't have a linen press, so I 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:25.800 can't bring a baby into my house without a linen press. 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:28.079 So I'm going to pack up my house and I'm 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:30.240 going to sell it. And then the agent was like, 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:32.640 you're about to have a baby in you know, like 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:34.960 two months, Like are you okay with this? My yeah, 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:37.560 I am. So anyway, Burger comes home, so we're selling 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:40.120 our house. He goes, what a great idea. So that's great. 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:44.200 So I cleaned everything, put everything in the shed. Within 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:46.760 seven days on the weekend, I had people through my house. 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:52.239 Within seven days, I had painters, cleaners, gardeners. The shed 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:54.200 is so full. I said to the real estate agent, 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:56.880 if anyone asked to look in the shed, don't let 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:58.800 them because they may die because things may fall on them. 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:02.200 As a few dead there, okay, and the bodies in there. 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:03.440 And then you see me in. 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:05.560 A video down the street going, oh my god, there's 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:07.880 people coming to see my house. And it doesn't surprise 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:10.399 me because when you put your mind to something, when 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:13.400 we give you a goal. You fricking get there, I know. 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:15.640 But it was also funny because you were like, you 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:17.720 and I have the same brain and we're crazy. Whereas 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:20.560 Jimmy brings you back to earth. Yeah, whereas berg and 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:23.280 I my partner, Berga and I are the same. 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:25.560 Do you know we spoke about you the other day 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:27.280 because we're talking about this because I was like, I 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:29.400 need someone to level me out. But you guys are 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:33.000 both dopamine, Like that's how you act on everything. 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:34.920 But and it was the same as when you got 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:35.200 a dog. 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:37.480 We did all this research into like where we get 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:40.480 the dog from, and you know, you decided one morning, 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:41.840 I'm going to get a dog, So you drove out 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:43.920 to Port Agusta and picked a dog up from Macas. 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:44.360 Yeah. 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:46.880 In the it was literally like a drug dealer. I 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:48.360 was like, well, here's two and a half grand cash. 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:50.440 Let me count that out and I will be gone. 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:52.200 I would be lost if I was with Burgo, because 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:53.600 we're the same. I just couldn't do it. 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:55.920 But do you know what also as well, on Saturday, 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:58.800 after we cleaned the house, and he kept cursing me 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:01.800 like he did because he's six five, He's cleaned every 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:03.600 single window with squidges. 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:05.800 Like we mopped the floor. 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:07.400 We had to move all the pop plants, but because 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:10.040 I'm pregnant, I can't do anything. So I'm like, you 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:12.080 need to move that over there? Can you move that 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:12.560 over there? 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:13.000 Move that? 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:17.640 So I'm just directing him and firing around and he's like, anyway, 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:19.640 we did it all. The floor was still wet. As 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:22.880 families are coming in like it was we literally fly 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:23.720 by the seat of. 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:26.240 Our pants and did you sell the house? No? 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:28.360 So no one put in an office. So then I've gone, well, 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:29.160 maybe we just won't sell. 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:34.599 It's too hard. I just left my body. 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:36.680 I was expecting someone to go, oh, buy it, and 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:38.839 I'm like, okay, so it was worth like washing the 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:40.599 floors and no one has. 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:43.120 No Now do you know what, though, you've just cleaned 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:45.599 your house out, you've decluded, You've forced yourself to do it, 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:47.000 and now it looks really nice. 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:48.360 And this is the sad part. 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:52.279 When everyone sells your house, it never looks or feels 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.839 better than the day that it goes up for sale. 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:56.599 Why why don't we look. 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:58.479 After it ourselves and make it look nice for us? 0:04:58.520 --> 0:04:59.960 Why don't we have to do it for someone else? 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:02.560 We don't have time. But poor Sophia, She's like, can 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:04.560 I play with my Barbie dreamhouse mates in the shed? 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:06.640 You can't go in there? Can I play with my barbies? No, 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:08.760 they're in the shed. Like She's literally like, can I 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:10.680 play with the spoon from the kitchen. 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:14.360 Is in the shed? I was going to put her 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:17.159 in the shed? Okay, that's your men? You ready for 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:19.960 my men? Yes? Go all right, it actually involves you. 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:24.360 On a couple of weeks ago, we were at at 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:28.000 lady slumber party. It was the best night ever. Two 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:30.960 hundred and fifty women in a hotel dancing. The dance 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:33.200 hall was going off by about six ten, right in 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:33.840 the afternoon. 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:36.279 It was unbelievable. It was so fun. 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:41.279 Now, the funny thing is, you broke a rule that 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:43.000 I would have on a dance for. 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:45.039 There's one thing that you don't do want to dance for, 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:45.400 and you. 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:48.040 Did it, and you tried to do it multiple times 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:49.080 to did I really? 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:52.280 Oh? What did I do? So we're dancing. I am 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:56.040 slut dropping like a prayer. 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:58.960 I am having so much fun. I am just dancing. 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:01.520 I feel like I'm out of festival. I'm so happy, 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:04.000 I've got all this like joy in me right and 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:07.000 you start to have a serious conversation with me on a. 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:09.919 Dance floor and I'm like, I was, I can't hear what? 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:12.840 And you start telling me about this woman that we 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:13.919 know that almost died. 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:17.479 I needed to share it with you. Wait, I want 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:19.480 a dance floor. Right now, I'm dancing. 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:21.240 But if I don't tell you, then what am I 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:23.000 going to tell you? 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:26.200 You don't tell me on a dance floors, It's like 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:28.279 your brain was like, it's in my brain. 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:30.000 I have to tell her about that right now, Ian, 0:06:30.080 --> 0:06:31.600 Right now, we're on a dance floor dancing. 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:34.240 When I find out something, I need to tell you 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:36.200 straight away. That's why I call you about dumb things, 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:38.039 because they come into my brain and if I don't 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:39.040 tell you, I feel like I've. 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:39.360 Lied to you. 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:41.520 So the funny thing is, if you picture this, I'm 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:43.400 on one side of the dance floor, you're on the other, 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:45.560 and I can see your eyes and your eyebrows when 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:48.279 you get concerned, go like full eyebrow concern. 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:50.599 Well, I could never have botox. No, you couldn't tell. 0:06:50.480 --> 0:06:52.680 I need to see that face. But you come, you 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:55.400 start coming towards me, and I'm like, she's got her 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:57.240 sad eyes on. Oh God, what she gonna say? And 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:59.279 then you started telling them. I'm like, let's just hold 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:01.520 and tell me a second. But then you started again 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:04.159 because like the next song started, the backstroke boys are starting, 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:06.400 and you're like, so anyway, she almost died. 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:10.600 I'm like, stop telling me this information. I went rude. 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:15.040 All the nut pushes on it. 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:18.440 That's our rain. My two rules on a dance floor. 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:21.760 One you don't tell your friend a morbid story while 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:22.800 you're on a dance floor. 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:24.760 You just don't do a serious conversation. Wow. 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:28.680 And two, you don't go on a dance floor, go 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:30.200 to the bathroom, do a number two, and then come 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:31.680 back to the dance floor, because that's gross too. 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:32.720 There's always been my rules. 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:33.800 What do you mean I didn't do that. 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:36.960 I'm was saying you do that. If you did that, 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:39.640 I would fight you from being my friend. What do 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:40.840 you mean you can't do a number two? 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:43.320 You can't be on a dance floor like at a 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:46.040 club and go to the toilet and do a number 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:47.080 two and then go back. 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:50.680 That's so crappy. What if you need to go to 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:53.080 the toilet, you go home. That's your cue to go home. 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:56.120 You you are out for what if it's seven o'clock 0:07:56.120 --> 0:08:00.520 of the night. You work so cooked. He's saying, it's 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:02.680 okay to go to the club. I need to go. 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:04.480 I need to go, and then I come back. 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:06.640 Clubbing because I'm feeling three killers ladder. 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:14.160 Oh my god, how are we? You have the weirdest rules. 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:16.240 Okay, I'm not allowed to talk about death and I'm 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:17.120 not allowed to take shit. 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:18.760 All right, we're about to talk about death. Are you 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:21.280 ready to talk about this? I've got an amazing things 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:23.320 so where you took your jacket off? Yeah, I'm getting 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:23.800 hot and sweaty. 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:25.920 I'm getting Oh my god, I'm getting so hot and sweaty. 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:28.320 Okay, okay, I want to talk about you know, the 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:29.440 movie Final Destination. 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:31.160 Yeah, but I've never seen it, but I'll pretend. 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.040 Have you never seen no hat movies? Because I can't 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:37.400 talk in that. Oh god. Devin Sawyer, the guy in it, 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:40.240 his name's Devon. His name is Devon like the Fritz. 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:42.000 We were all obsessed with him back in the day. 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:45.080 But then you watch it as an adult and you're like, oh, yuh, 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:47.040 why was I tracted to that guy? Anyway? 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:49.880 Sorry, Devon, if you're watching it's a bit offense, Devin. 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:54.120 Okay, a few weeks ago it was Ann's ac Day, 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:57.520 and obviously people were sharing stories about their grandpas and 0:08:57.559 --> 0:08:58.400 everything that they. 0:08:58.240 --> 0:08:58.719 Went to war. 0:08:58.800 --> 0:09:01.720 I found out something about my grandpa Bob, and I 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:04.280 was like, oh my god, I wish he was still 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:06.319 alive so I could talk to him about this. I 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:09.400 never knew this, and this is amazing. Do you really 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:10.840 want me to read something? I should I tell you 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:13.079 the story. I might tell you the story because I'm 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:13.880 not very good at reading. 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:17.080 Yeah, just tell me. But it was documented. I will 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:18.080 just have proof. 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:18.640 Okay. 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:22.160 So my grandpa Bob and his brother Hugh were in 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:24.480 the war, right, They went in the war together, and 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:25.960 they were in New Guinea and they went. 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:27.840 To separate little areas. 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:31.520 One day, in the middle of the jungle, my grandpa 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:35.200 and Hugh were on different trucks. They went past each 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:37.360 other and they said, oh, mate, maybe mate. Hughes like, 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:39.480 get in my truck, come with me. We're going over here. 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:43.560 And his commander was like, oh, all right, you can 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:45.560 go with him only because he's your brother. That's the 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:49.160 only way you can swap trucks. So Bob, my grandpa 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:51.960 got out of his truck, got into his brother, Hugh's truck, 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.640 and they went off to fight. The truck that my 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:58.680 grandpa was in about twenty minutes later was bombed by 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:03.559 an American plane and ninety two people died. My grandpa 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:05.480 was meant to die. He escaped death. 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:07.600 Isn't that bizarre? 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:09.880 And how old was he when he actually died? 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:11.080 Eighty something? 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:17.760 Yeah, so his brother that just that like serendipity, that 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:21.640 timing of seeing him and going oh, and the only 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:24.280 reason he could swap trucks is because they were related. 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:27.240 Everybody else in that truck had to stay, but Bob 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:29.400 got out and got in with you, and he lived. 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:31.280 He wasn't meant to die. 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:32.400 It wasn't his time. 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:35.160 So the thing with Final Destination, though if you haven't 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:37.920 seen it, it's like nineties movie or whatever it is, 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:42.600 it's all about escaping death. So it basically starts off 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:44.160 with all these kids on a school camp and they 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:46.560 go on this plane and then they get off the plane. 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:48.880 Half of them get off the plane, and that plane 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:51.160 goes down, and they were meant to be on the plane. 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:53.880 So the whole concept is that fate is if you're 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:55.760 meant If that's your time. Your time is up. 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:59.200 You're meant to die. If you escape it, it's. 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:00.599 Going to catch up to you. Death is going to 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:02.400 chase you because you were meant to die that day. 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:05.600 No, I see it as in like, it wasn't your 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:07.080 time to die, so you're not going to die. 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:09.080 Yes, So you can look at it it both ways. 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:11.760 So I actually look at it at your way as well, 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:13.680 going that's not my time. So I was never meant 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:15.480 to die that stage. I'm meant to die when I'm 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.680 ninety five and I'm in my bed surrounded by my 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:20.960 family like Titanic, like Titanic, yes, speaking of Okay, so 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:23.880 I've done some research because I love this year. 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:24.439 Like Roades. 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:26.000 She died at like ninety two in her bed. She 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:28.760 didn't die the Titanic. But that was a movie that 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:30.280 was yeah, but it was real. Yeah, it was a 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:32.480 Titanic went down Rose. 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:34.280 Rose was not a true story. 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:36.840 Leonardo dicapprou wasn't on Titanic. I get it. 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:39.240 So this is a true story. 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:43.480 A woman survived Titanic. So she survived the Titanic, but 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:46.400 a couple of months later died in a car accident. 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:48.199 So that is an. 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:51.000 Example of death going no, no, no, mate, you were 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:51.920 meant to die this day. 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:53.720 Isn't that weird? 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:56.360 You would be so annoyed as a ghost like I 0:11:56.520 --> 0:12:01.240 literally was in that water, that cold water, and now you. 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:03.560 Kill me in another really violent way. I would be 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:05.959 so pissed off because. 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:11.320 Seth McFarlane creator A family guy, Michael Jackson, and someone else, 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:14.160 Mark Wahlberg were meant to be on that plane that 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:16.640 went into on the nine to eleven. They were meant 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:20.400 to be on the plane, and they survived for various reasons. 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.200 One of them slept in. One of them, Michael Jackson 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:27.760 was probably having too many I don't know, pills, but 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:29.400 he didn't make the plane. So they were meant to 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:32.720 They were meant to die that day. So this leads 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:35.400 us to where we want to talk about escaping death. 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:38.880 You and I have escaped death twice. 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:42.560 We are literally hoo DEEDI when it comes to escaping death, 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:44.880 which now scares me because now I'm just imagining the 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:45.880 Grim Reaper going. 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:51.760 Hello, hello, I'm just he'd have jazz hands for us. 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:55.959 The Grim Reaper, I legit thought on both of those 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:58.400 occasions that we were going to die. Both of them 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:01.880 happened in Fiji. Okay, how do you remember the story? 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:03.959 Do you tell the first time? Because this happened the 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:05.000 first time we were there together. 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:06.520 So this is the first time. 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:09.680 We were supposed to be on a boat by midday, right, 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:13.160 and apparently you shouldn't be on a boat between two 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:15.560 and three and Fiji or something. But you and I 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:18.199 instead of hopping on this boat at twelve, we saw 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:21.160 people riding horses on the beach and we were in 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:24.520 Camilla's and went, oh gosh, let's go ride horses at 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:26.720 the beach and our Camilla's, which we did because we're like, 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:30.040 that'll be great. Shops the photo, Yes, yeah, droning us 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:31.880 on a beach. So then we got to this boat 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:32.559 at two. 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:35.839 O'clock too late, too late, and we missed the catamaran. 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:38.400 Yes, so then we had to go on a smaller boat, 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:40.520 to which we took all these photos on the boat. 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:43.560 We uploaded them to the cloud that merely got so 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:45.559 merely got all these lovely photos of us having fun 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:49.640 at the boat. Then the boat took off and suddenly. 0:13:49.600 --> 0:13:51.240 Could I just say, it wasn't just a boat, It 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:53.560 was like a dingy. It was a tiny little boat. 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:55.400 We were meant to be on a massive catamaran. So 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:58.120 this is a really small boat that had you, me, 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:01.400 a cameraman, are soundy eighty from Fiji, and our producer. 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:02.360 It was six of us. 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:04.000 There should have been one person on this boat, but 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:05.800 where they were six. We were literally like rowing out 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:07.120 into the ocean to Cloud nine. 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:08.720 We're on our way to Cloud nine, which. 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:12.240 Is like a party boat thing in the middle of nowhere, 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:14.200 and it is so cool. So we're out, we're on 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:16.800 our way, and then suddenly the cloud start coming and 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:19.600 they go dark, and the water starts going dark. And 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:22.120 then suddenly we're in this boat looking forward and instead 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:24.200 of seeing sky, we can only. 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:27.640 See water because the waves were like two story buildings, 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:28.680 that's how high they were. 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:31.560 Yes, and it was engulfing our boat. And I never 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:34.480 forget our SOUNDI, who's not religious, did the sign of 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:34.920 the Cross. 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:35.880 That's what I looked at. 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:37.240 Him and went, Okay, we're going to die. 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:39.960 And and we all did it, even the Fijian lady. 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:42.560 Yes, she was screaming, say I'm a mother. I don't 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:43.040 want to die. 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:47.880 That was Onnie, I'm a mother. 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:51.040 And then the lady from that was the guy that 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:53.720 was driving the boat threw the life jackets at us 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:56.800 and said put these on when you hit the water. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:57.720 Okay. 0:14:58.280 --> 0:15:00.920 And at that point you thought I wouldn't swim, which 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:03.080 is weird because I was very good at swimming. I 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:06.480 should have known with your giant paddles that you'd be great. 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:08.400 I was thinking, how am I going to save Hailey. 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:09.880 I'm gonna have put Haley on my back because she 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:13.040 can't swim. And I was also thinking of our insurance policy, 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:15.880 like if we survive, did I tick boats? 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:18.360 We didn't have an insurance policy back then? No, we 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:20.480 really did, did we? Yeah? Always? 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:22.160 But I was worried that we were going to be 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:23.920 out of a lot of money, Like if we survived this. 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:26.320 I was thinking of just drowning and sharks. That's all 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:28.720 I was thinking here because at this point we won't. 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:30.840 See land right, also thinking of your kids, because I 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:33.720 was your only mom, I had anything. We had nothing 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:37.760 to live for, No, just the insurance policy, so I 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:40.640 had nothing. All our footage and everything was also on 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:42.880 this boat. So we went over. We've just been filming 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:44.760 for five days in Fiji. We were going to lose everything. 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:46.240 We're going to lose a lot of money. That my 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:47.800 head was at Do you remember. 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:49.200 We went to the guy that was driving the boat, 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:51.560 you need to take us to land, and then he 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:53.360 said how much money have you got? 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:54.960 Yeah, he literally said, well, if I was to take 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:56.800 you to land, of course you ten dollars per person. 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:59.000 And I was like, mate, at this point, fucking charges 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:00.880 my money had to die. 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:05.360 And then what happened. Then he just goes, oh, land. 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:08.360 So after the water, the boat's doing this, the waves 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:10.280 are coming in, We're putting on our live jackets. We're 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:12.720 sobbing our eyes, and he goes, oh, I see an island, 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:14.480 and he took us to this island and. 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:15.600 We kissed the ground. 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:18.520 We were sobbing, and then we had coronas and pizzas 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:20.960 all afternoon because we survived on a deserted island. 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:22.520 And I called my husband. 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:26.000 I was like, oh, I die, and hear me thought 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:28.920