WEBVTT - We Did A Full Friday Show With A Broken Studio 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:08.280 We get you morning every day, adelaides, it's gracious. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:10.959 Welcome to your Friday so happening behind the scenes, of course, 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:16.000 we're in a temporary boardroom, which brings its own technical difficulties. Well, parlor, 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:18.720 we'll get through and we'll persevere because it's Friday. 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:20.200 You know, I feel like we are with a life 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:22.279 of little ducks on the lake and goes, look at 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:24.400 this so lovely, it's so fluffy. You shoud see our 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:28.760 legs underneath. Oh my gosh, swimming against the current. But 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:30.720 we're getting there. Yeah, we're getting. 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:34.840 There, your little legs in particular, and just like under 0:00:34.840 --> 0:00:35.160 the water. 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:36.479 But god, you're calm on the surface. 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:38.120 You know, it could be worse because you could be 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:38.920 a cart and supporter. 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:42.240 Oh my god, he'd be a cart and supporter. 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:44.400 Producer, Molly, what are you doing? Change jeams? 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:44.839 I know? 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:47.520 And also do you know what's the most crap about 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:50.160 being a cart and supporter? When you have a Thursday 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:52.800 night game sets you up for such. 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:54.680 A glorious weekend. 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:59.400 I said, She said, angry. Wouldn't you be triggered all weekend? 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:03.560 Well, my dad hasn't said a word since what time 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:05.039 ropable halftime? 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:08.080 He said, what should all go downhill from here? Yeah? Yeah, 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:09.399 that's say one thing. 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:11.399 That's what they do. 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:13.320 Yeah yeah, Well I mean you have to, don't you. 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:16.600 That's self preservation because you can't dare to dream when 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:19.040 you're comfortable, even when you're sixty boys up at a 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:19.600 half time. 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:22.080 To think future in the second half. I don't know 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:22.880 what's going on with the Blues. 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:23.560 I don't know, mate. 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:25.560 Molli texted me yesday. She's like, oh, I have put 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:27.240 my tips in. Do you think Carl's gonna win? I said, 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:29.280 after a feeling they are gonna win. I did tip 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:36.000 Collingwood for safety, Yes, so there I know exactly. I 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:38.000 had to because not one hundred and three percent of 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:41.200 people tipping Collingwood. So you have to tips around too. 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:42.680 By the way, I tips dot com dot I you 0:01:42.840 --> 0:01:43.640 one from month. Take that. 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:47.000 Conversely, never write Collingwood off. Oh god, can that team 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:47.600 make a company? 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:48.200 You know? 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:51.080 A negative thing from football last night there's two blogs arrested, 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:53.440 not sure if they were Blues or Collingwood supporters, and 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:56.440 then they got searched. They had firearms on them. 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:58.000 Pie supporters they were were they? 0:01:58.440 --> 0:01:59.360 Oh my very good? 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:00.360 Shock you to the core? 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:03.200 Does this look like a man who's shocked. 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:07.760 Unbelievable though, because they've installed all this technology at the 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:11.040 MCG that they have in the NBA, in the NFL 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:13.760 in the States, and they're like scanners. So you walk 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:17.400 through these scanners and they're supposed to pick up dodgy 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:18.640 little things like firearms. 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:20.000 Still got through, and they still got through. 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:23.400 So no one can explain from the mcc how that happened. 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:25.960 A little bit scary if I'm honest, I'm not going 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:26.880 to happen on our watch. 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:28.560 Certainly not at the Adelaide Oval. 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:30.360 Certainly not of the Pepsi collective too. 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:32.760 Oh my very goodness. 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:35.320 Gosh, the absolute best way to experience all the games 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:37.720 that Adelaide Oval forgether around. So we're talking premium seating 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:41.079 like music, DJ's food, drink packages, pass plays past is 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:42.639 worth fourteen hundred bucks, and we've got a couple of 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:43.360 giveaway this morning. 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:47.120 Certainly no weapons, we can guarantee the security at the 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:49.520 Adelaide Oval Elite, and. 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:51.680 The weapon there is you are for a couple of drinks. 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:52.440 True mate. 0:02:53.919 --> 0:03:01.120 Watch the following segment is from your audience is only 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:04.840 content graphic language and nudity, not that you'll see it 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:07.640 is easily offended. Well, you're about to find out just 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:10.080 how easily your father. 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:14.959 He's on the money, Jody and hazes six nothing. 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.320 Yeah, that's right. A little bit more risky, a little 0:03:18.360 --> 0:03:20.079 more blue before we straighten them up to seven o'clock. 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:22.120 But this is a passion piece for you. I must 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:28.040 say it. Jump there, I'll stitch up there. It's okay, older, older, 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:31.200 what about this? A recent study by fetish Finder analyzed 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:35.800 Google search trends to identify the sex positions that people 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:39.560 are most curious about in twenty twenty five. Okay, ah, 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:40.640 I got your attention now. 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:42.760 Well, no, I'm just wondering, is there any other position 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:43.640 other than missionary? 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:46.840 I thought the same thing. What else to just staring 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:49.640 into your partner's eyes. Well, here's a bunch of positions 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:51.840 we'd shine. I didn't even know we're a thing, but 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:54.960 people are googling the absolute hell out of them. For example, 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:57.080 bear hut. Do you know about the bear hut NOLP. 0:03:57.240 --> 0:04:00.320 That's a standing position involving partners embracing each other. Experience 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:02.600 of six hundred and twenty three percent surgeon searches. 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:03.480 Well, that's popular. 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:05.120 That's quite passionate ky. 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:07.240 Maybe it just give a bit of a bear hub. 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:09.040 Now that takes a new meaning, doesn't it. 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:13.440 One percent the anvil where one partner lies on their 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:16.360 back with legs lifted overhead while the other nails. That 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:19.320 saw a two hundred and seventy five percent increase in interest. 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:26.760 It's familiar with the anvil. The bridge, a physically demanding 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:29.920 position where one partner lifts their hips supported by legs 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:32.720 and upper body. That experience of two hundred and seventy percent. 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:34.960 Growth in searches something I do for five minutes at 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:35.400 the start of. 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:38.120 Plate one hundred percent. Whow gosh, which blood is you 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:42.280 going to? That is outrageous. A bunch of other positions 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:44.680 which I'm not really sure what they are, but the 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:48.159 full nelson, the butterfly, the straddle, the piled driver, the 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:50.960 butter turner, and the pragmatis that are amongst the top 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:55.279 positions gaining attention. Do any of those positions ring any 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:56.200 bells for you? 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:56.320 No? 0:04:56.560 --> 0:04:58.640 Absolutely not. They sound like wrestling moves. 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:01.760 Actually from the ne the pile driver, that doesn't sound 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:05.800 fun goodness straight from someone jumping off the top right, Yeah, we. 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:08.880 Got a resident wrestler arm in our team, actually, Producer Josh, 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:12.240 I believe you find they're all finishing moves. Jokes. Ay, 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:16.599 that's good, isn't it. You mentioned before the top position, 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:17.360 which is missionary. 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:17.719 Yeah. 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:21.960 At my age and with my wife and with three 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:25.039 kids in the house, I never knew this phrase until 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:28.920 this particular age. But boy, oh boy, beggars can't be chooses. 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:35.480 You. I'll never forget the day that I was on 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:37.400 the phat to you, and it must have been a 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:41.040 long time between drinks because you look stealing it. Gotta 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:43.240 go and hung up in my ear, and I was like, wow, 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:46.560 what's that about? And you later told me that Kahara 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:51.159 Hayes was in the shower and you went, you've given 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:53.960 her the quizical hmm, and she's given you the wink 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:54.520 and the nod. 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:59.039 I didn't think I had the physical strength to rip 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:05.599 jeans in half myself, but I do. Clearly the Bebes 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:07.040 is gone through some stuff. 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:09.359 He's got some stuff going on. Obviously he's not well. 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:15.440 He's got Ramsey Hunt syndrome. So fans are concerned about 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:19.480 him though, because of his cryptic posts on Instagram's and 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.599 it feels like he might have just thrown some shade 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:27.320 at his ex girlfriend Selena Gomez's engagement to Benny Blanco 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:30.360 after he shared a meme to his Insta story. 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:32.360 And I'll tell you what the meme is. 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:35.720 It's girls on social media when they get engaged, and 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:39.520 then it's a picture of Gollum from the Lord. 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:41.600 Of the Rings situation. 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:48.200 Yeah, because she posted about her engagement back in December 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:50.400 with her ring, which is incredible. 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:51.880 By the way, that is so beautiful. 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:59.200 Anyway, I'm sorry, so obviously a bit of background here. 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:01.720 Justin and Sele had that famous on again, off again 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:03.960 relationship for nearly eight years. They called it off and 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:06.760 then two months later, two months later, he got engaged 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:09.360 to Hailey Bieber and they tied the knot later that year, 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:10.840 and that had a bebit together. 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:13.080 It's so hard to tell, but it just seems like 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:16.880 Hailey Bieber is really cool and fantastic for Justin. Yeah, 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:19.240 it seemed like such a solid couple. Yeah, but who 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:22.480 would have thought that sometimes there's trouble in Paradise shows. 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:23.600 I couldn't believe it that. 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:25.800 Some of the outfits from Justin of Laisha are a 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:29.080 bit questionable as well. But he doesn't look well when 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:31.520 there is some suggestion that he might be back on drugs. 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:34.320 All the things though, and this is quite a serious point. 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:36.280 All the things though, and some of the things that 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:38.480 he said in terms of the way that he was 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:41.800 introduced into the system of showbiers at such a young age. 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:44.240 There's this documentary that I watched about him where he 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:47.680 really opened up and said that the more famous he got, 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:49.800 the less friends he had and the less people he trusted, 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:52.680 and how at the absolute height of his fame he 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:55.280 had never been more lonelier. It's really really sad. 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:57.880 I don't know many happy child stars, do you. 0:07:58.000 --> 0:07:59.120 Well, that's the thing, isn't it? 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:01.680 Anyway to move this along? Now? 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:05.040 Selena and Benny have just dropped a collaborative album a 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:07.520 few weeks ago, and fans are convinced the song how 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:10.800 does it Feel to Be Forgotten? Might be about justin 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:13.600 Can I read your few lyrics and see what you think? 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:14.240 Okay? 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:18.800 And you walked in, big ass grin, talking like we're friends. Honey, 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:21.560 what will you thinking? He loves me? I love him? 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:23.400 Look at you? Just look at you now? 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:27.720 Oh my gosh, Selena. 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:28.280 You're so embarrassing. 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:31.880 There's no g on the The journalist of me just 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:36.040 wants to scream right now, go cry while no one's watching. Again, 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:38.880 No G, I can't imagine it. How does it feel 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:42.480 to be forgotten? How does it feel to be forgotten? 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:46.680 Okay that you lost me at the No G, tell 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:52.160 you what I'm finna flip out there? Yeah? 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:54.160 Well, okay, all right. 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:57.800 We all know your journalistic skills are questionable at best, 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:00.800 so I can see how you can get triggered by 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:02.079 a couple of missing Jeez. 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:04.400 Did you like my use of finner instead of gunner? Finner? 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:07.680 That's why they were over there. That's what look it up? 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:10.400 Finner They say finner instead of gunner. All right, anyway, 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:12.480 I was trying to be cool. I was trying to 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:12.760 be cool. 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:18.360 Well, work out for you not too good? So anyway, 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:21.400 that's That's the latest on the Justin Bieber and Selena 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:24.640 Gomez drama. I wonder when they're getting married. She'll make 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:26.480 a beautiful Brady. 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:33.200 Can I go back to that again? Kenya West has 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:37.120 just delivered why he thinks that she broke up with him? Okay, 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:40.720 involving some of his outrageous social media posts. 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:44.719 I genuinely stopped listening to anything Kanye has to say. 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:46.840 Yeah, that's that's a good idea too, for the health 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:47.280 of your brain. 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:49.120 To pinpoint the moment that he lost me. 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.839 Oh, that's right when he made his wife Bianca take 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:55.880 her clothes and go completely nude. I don't know if 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:57.440 I want to listen to Kanye. 0:09:57.559 --> 0:10:00.400 Yeah, that's fair nonsense. Hey, Joe's before I some importan 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:02.800 Adelaid tickets to give away by our good friend Jack 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:06.160 Laicosis thirteen, twenty four ten. When did your kid wheezl 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:08.320 out of things? Because weaseling out of things is a 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:16.760 very very important thing for kids to do, of course, 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:18.119 except the weazel Except. 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:20.400 For the weasels who do it best, don't they understand. 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:25.240 So we've heard this week that my daughter Peyton, who 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:28.080 is thirteen, tried to weasele her way out of a 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:30.880 science test because the Prime Minister was in town and 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:32.240 she got up at four o'clock in the morning to 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:34.160 come and meet him, and then he wrote her a note. 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:35.679 Yeah, that's top shelf weaseling. 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:37.120 By the way, it's excellent. 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:39.640 Weazler didn't get her out of it because she's still 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:44.319 supplementing her science education with some extra classes. So I'm 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:46.600 not saying the test went badly. I'm just saying it 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:47.440 didn't go well. 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:50.600 It's let's just say it's a work on, it's a 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:51.080 work off. 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:53.719 It's everyone has a subject at school that is in 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:56.760 a strength, am I right? Unless one of those kids 0:10:56.760 --> 0:10:59.360 who finishes you top of the class, everyone's got one 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:01.959 subject there, Like, I'm so good at everything. 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:03.520 Except for that, And you're like, oh, wow, you're a 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:07.640 successful and smart boring exactly, kidding, very jealous. 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.000 The kid also is desperate to get out of cross 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:11.600 country action every Wednesday. 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:13.319 There's a new excuse on a Tuesday night. 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:16.200 She's starting to bring in, like muscular aches and things 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:16.440 like that. 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:19.360 Oh, yeah, that was one. I've had a growth spurt. 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:22.120 Oh sorry, I'm going through a growth spur. Yeah, so 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:23.480 self diagnosed growth. 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:25.680 Well, my muscles, ache, et cetera. 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:28.440 But the one we spoke about briefly yesterday was the 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:32.240 five year old who has declared she no longer wants 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:32.640 to do. 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:35.120 Dance for a couple of different reasons. 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:38.160 Yeah, and this upsets you and your husband, Greg, because 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:40.600 you are desperate to be dance mums and dads. 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:41.520 Oh desperate. 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:44.480 Then we're going to a full day dance competition on Sunday, 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:47.480 Golden Grove cannot wait so long the bit it starts 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:49.120 at eight o'clock, probably finished about six. 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:50.920 I think my sunday's open. I wish it was filled 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:51.199 with you. 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:51.840 You want to come? 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:54.800 Oh my gosh, you can come. I mean we shouldn't 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:56.320 do this on it. Let's discuss it later on down 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:56.640 the track. 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:59.040 I don't no, no, I would really like a commitment 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:00.600 from you right now on air. 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:02.520 Just say that you're going to come all day on 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:04.120 Sunday to my kids dance convidation. 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:06.640 What I will say is that you and Greg as 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:09.240 dance mums, and Dad's still a fantastic job. So world 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:09.640 unto you. 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:10.000 Thank you. 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.199 So yay, let's straighten up and get back on topic. 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:14.120 It's only thirty bucks. I'll spot you. 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:18.240 Oh God pay for it. Two yeah. 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:20.960 So she declared that dance classes were no longer for 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:22.680 her for a couple of reasons. 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:25.640 It's too hard, and she gets a little bit thirsty, does. 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:36.720 Get a little bit thirsty. Poor Harper, right, ah, let 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:37.920 her get out of anything after that. 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:39.200 I know, and there are. 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:41.959 A few hydration issues that probably involves mum being in 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:43.360 a hurry and forgetting her water bottle. 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:47.280 Whatever. Harper god h two O the way to go? 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:49.160 Sometimes sometimes not. 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:51.720 Thirteen three four ten? What did your kid try to 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:53.880 wheezel out of? Let's kick it off with Katie and 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:56.240 TONSA good morning to you, Katie, Hello Katie. 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:57.080 Good morning. 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:00.640 Watch you kids trying to get out of like you? 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:05.640 Every Wednesday she has Italian and every Tuesday night or 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:10.360 Wednesday morning, it's a new ailment, right, run us. 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:12.600 Through the list of things that are potentially wrong so 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:13.720 she can't go to Italian. 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:17.440 First it was I really do think I have COVID Again, 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:22.079 She's never had COVID. She just knows that if she 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:25.720 says that she has a scrapchy throat at school, their 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:29.960 their policy is to call and they have to be 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:30.480 picked up. 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:36.079 She's there loopholes in the system, Katie, I know it's not. 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:38.640 Google is a horrid, horrid thing for children. 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:42.280 Yes, okay? What else? What else does she come down 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:43.800 with that? 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:49.560 I due to her sister's dance and her sister's netball, 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:53.120 she didn't get to sleep very early enough, and it 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:57.720 was my fault. Then it was I wake her up 0:13:57.720 --> 0:14:00.800 too early and she's too tired, and she doesn't she 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:02.199 wouldn't be able to give it her best, and she 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:03.520 wouldn't be able to concentrate. 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:08.480 I wouldn't be I can't perform today. I cannot. 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:11.000 I simply cannot give it my best, chow Bella. I'm 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:13.920 so sorry. I won't be attending Italian. 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:16.280 In these conditions. I need better. 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:18.080 Coadie, thank you so much. 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:20.440 We do have all the Cinema Family passes for the 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:21.720 best caller this morning. 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:23.280 All right, give us call thirteen and twenty four? 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:23.520 Ten? 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:26.920 What did your kid try to weasel out of? Hey, Jose, 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:29.600 I mean this like it's a compliment. Okay, I mean 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:31.760 this from a good, good spot in my heart. Your 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:34.800 kids are very easily Okay, it's quite the skill. It's 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:37.640 quite the skill. Yeah, very good weaseling out of things. 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:39.960 You're very good at throwing shade at my children. Do 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:41.840 you want me to return fire with you a little? 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:42.160 Lotti? 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:43.560 Oh yeah, go for it? What do you go? 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:47.200 Oh god, Lottie would be the queen of the weasels 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:49.120 if she didn't want to do something. There ain't no 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:50.560 way you're going to make her do something. 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:53.080 Are we seriously having this conversation on it? What is 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:53.680 wrong with you? 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:55.880 What you gas like me? 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:58.120 She's I'll tell you what when she gets a litt 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:00.200 bit older. She's four years old right now, and you'll 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:02.560 be able to get out of absolutely everything. All she 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:05.120 has to do is tell dad, and Dad will probably 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:08.320 make it happen. Yes, because I reside around her little finger. 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:09.040 Yeah. 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:10.840 So my kids are trying to get out of a 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:14.880 variety of things, from science tests to cross country running 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:17.240 to dance at the moment from a five year old 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:18.880 because she's too thirsty. 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:23.160 Let's go to Joanne from Kidman Park. Hi, Joanne, Hi, 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:24.120 how are you good? 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:24.440 Good? 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:26.400 What's your kid trying to weasel out of? 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:30.600 Early morning stage three concert band rehearsal? 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:33.200 Oh my gosh, I think i'd want to wheezel out 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:35.240 of that as well, there, Joanne, Early more. 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:37.960 They start at seven and twenty five. 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:41.280 I'm sure the creative juices are. 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:43.360 Flowing there so early, Joanne. 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:45.960 I think they're trying to fit everything into the day. 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:48.040 But it's a tough start to try and get a 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:49.920 senote boy to get up and early to go to 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:51.160 the rehearsal. 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:53.400 What's that? What's his instrument of choice? 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:58.600 Joanne's trom bonus. A trombonus that's the one that goes 0:15:58.720 --> 0:15:59.840 in and out that's the one. 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:03.240 It is. Yeah, right? Does he practice at home, Joanne? 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:04.040 Is that fun? 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:04.320 Yeah? 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:05.720 He does. He does process. 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:07.600 Yeah, good for the neighbors as well. 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:12.320 It yes, like you said to you so many times 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:18.400 before as well, Joeanne, don't disturb me. I'm practicing the trombone, right, Is. 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:24.480 That his technique to try and get the girls tone? 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:27.720 Not your rockstar are insta it? Is it the trombone? 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:28.440 No, it's not. 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:30.000 That's okay. There can be exceptions. 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:32.120 What if they call it? It's not your axe, isn't it? 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:33.800 It's certainly not an axe. 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:37.400 You Joanne, just watch out for this because Andrew Hayes 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:39.760 purely took up the guitar just to pick up chicks 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:41.360 on a Sunday afternoon at the Lion. 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:45.360 You know, really interesting, Joeanne, to see how it works 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:48.040 out for your son. We're the trombone. We'll see how 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:48.560 the results go. 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:49.280 So how we go. 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:53.200 We are talking about the art of weaseling, particularly in 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:56.000 the space of kids kids from a really early age, 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:58.880 and you know better than anyone. Jode's really come up 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:01.280 with some interesting employees get themselves out of that, and we. 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:03.160 Were just sort of re enacting them during the during 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:06.000 the song from Cyril, you know how you would use 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:09.080 the trombone to pick up girls. It would just be like, 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:10.199 get mate, how are you? 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:12.720 Yeah, we spoke to Joe Anne. She told us that 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:15.400 her son asked to Weasley's way out of these early 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:18.439 morning band practices and he plays the trombone. Yeah, so 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:20.320 it's just an interesting way to pick up women. 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:22.560 What's what's that you got there? That's a combine? 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:24.560 Although were trying you want to play it all right, 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:28.960 here's Jack Johnson on the trombone. It's a bit different, 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:30.480 doesn't it. 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:33.280 Go to daniel from Delaware? What are your kids trying 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:34.000 to weasel out of? 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:37.680