1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 1: This is Fizzy and Whipper. Probably they ever podcast. It's 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:08,360 Speaker 1: great to have you for youre Tuesday today. Obviously, the 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:12,119 Speaker 1: talking point over the past twenty four hours is the 4 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 1: slap and we need to talk about that. And we 5 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:18,000 Speaker 1: want to know when your Gi Jane moment was. When 6 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,920 Speaker 1: did you actually deliver a joke or you saw someone 7 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 1: deliver a joke and a fell flat you did a bomb. 8 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:25,759 Speaker 1: I mean, we've got a great story of a guy 9 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 1: who went to a Greek wedding, four hundred people in 10 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: the room and he was basically ripped off stage by 11 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:32,279 Speaker 1: the mother in law. 12 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 2: Certainly would have opened with that. 13 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 3: Fitz and Whipper. 14 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 1: Let's talk about the oscars yesterday because there was a 15 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 1: fair bit of shouting going now that we thought this 16 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: was set up when you first watch it, I mean, 17 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 1: the slat looked like it was set up. Could not 18 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 1: believe it was going on. And well, look everyone's been 19 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 1: talking about it for the last twenty four twenty four hours, 20 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: but Chris Rock has sent well he's just had a 21 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,920 Speaker 1: go at Will Smith and Will Smith decided to get 22 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 1: up at Defendy's wife and this is what's happened with this. 23 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:18,679 Speaker 1: Oh wow, wow, Will Smith just smacked this out of it. 24 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 4: Lit Wow, dude, it was a gi janger. 25 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,760 Speaker 2: God. I mean, I think that'll do great things for 26 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 2: Chris Rock. Stand up to her. That's ready to go, 27 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,200 Speaker 2: He'll tee off. There's plenty of material in it. But 28 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 2: you know what was interesting we were saying earlier was 29 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,520 Speaker 2: the way it looked like Will Smith was laughing at 30 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,759 Speaker 2: the joke, and then he saw Jada, his wife's face, 31 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 2: and went, oh, no, no, no, this is not no. 32 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 2: I need to do something. 33 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:53,280 Speaker 1: So Jada's got alopecia. I think she shaves her head 34 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 1: for that. 35 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 2: Reason, your entire body of any hair, eyebrows, everything, So 36 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 2: you can understand he's defending his wife. 37 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 1: But also I don't think violence is the answer. God, 38 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 1: it was a split second decision. He's going up there. 39 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 1: I wonder what he was thinking in his. 40 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,959 Speaker 2: Mind as he's walking towards the stage. 41 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 1: Now, does he clinch he's fist at some stage or 42 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 1: does he go the slap? And obviously he went the 43 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 1: slap in the end. What would be going through his mind? 44 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 1: Because you know, close to a billion people are probably 45 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,239 Speaker 1: watching this all around the world. 46 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,680 Speaker 5: So you say split second, split second, as if he 47 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 5: was already standing there. 48 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,760 Speaker 3: He had time on that. 49 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 5: Walk to figure out, Okay, I shouldn't do anything. Maybe 50 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 5: I'll just lean into his ear and said, that's not cool. 51 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:34,639 Speaker 3: Apologize. 52 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,800 Speaker 2: You know what you think if you're Chris Rock two, 53 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 2: you're standing there on stage, you're thinking Will's just going 54 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:41,639 Speaker 2: to grab the mic and say something or tell him 55 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 2: to f off or something inappropriate. You certainly don't think 56 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,080 Speaker 2: there's going to be a wind up and an open 57 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 2: palm coming at your place. 58 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 1: You know what, when he won Best Actor for King Richard, 59 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: I thought he started it really well by saying, you know, 60 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,520 Speaker 1: Richard defended his family fiercely, right, and that was a 61 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 1: great way to get back if he left it to that, 62 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: like if he didn't get up and do anything to 63 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 1: Chris Rock at all. I mean, it would have been 64 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:06,240 Speaker 1: good to get up and accept that award and say, 65 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:09,240 Speaker 1: you know, with Chris before, I was defending my wife 66 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,240 Speaker 1: like Richard did with Serena and Venus and his wife 67 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 1: as well. I think that would have been. 68 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,560 Speaker 2: More power, much more powerful. 69 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 1: We'll go to the media afterwards and go, well, we 70 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:18,559 Speaker 1: weren't too happy. 71 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 2: With the joke, and like they're talking now and the 72 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:23,120 Speaker 2: academy is looking into whether they'll removed the oscar from him. 73 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,560 Speaker 2: At the same time, they're suggesting maybe they won't, but 74 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 2: he certainly won't be invited back next year. 75 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:32,639 Speaker 1: Which she's the means as well, won't they a few 76 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,120 Speaker 1: out there? A few in there? 77 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 2: Did you see the coonor McGregor one? Is that in 78 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 2: the system at Orleana? 79 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 1: Well, it's when you've got the what's the moon one? 80 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:46,560 Speaker 1: The big moon and the big pizza your eye? 81 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 2: That's tomorrow, when. 82 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 3: The moon hits your eye like a big tried. 83 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 1: To jump on board and miss I failed miserably. I 84 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: mean I just quickly jumped onto one of his classics 85 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 1: and try to put it in there. Back off now 86 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 1: with Gile brother rolls the Duddles asleep and I'm about 87 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 1: to go, oh, didn't didn't really work a response? I 88 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 1: like that. Can we just focus on what we want 89 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,039 Speaker 1: to focus on is the actual joke. So this is 90 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 1: the g I Joanes g I Jane Joe bombs the joke. 91 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 2: JA we got it? Let no g I Jane joke, 92 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,960 Speaker 2: the one that actually stunk. I mean, it wasn't a 93 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:29,520 Speaker 2: great joke. 94 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 1: Well, this is going to be wrong and jaa, I 95 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,480 Speaker 1: love your Gi Jane too. Can't wait to see it all. 96 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 2: Right because of the shaved head. Of course. 97 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,360 Speaker 1: Now we've all been in situations before where it's been 98 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: really tough and you've gone for a joke or someone's 99 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:51,119 Speaker 1: gone for a joke at a wedding or a funeral 100 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: or something like that and it's fallen flat. So this 101 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:57,359 Speaker 1: is your g I Jane moment right now, thirteen twenty fourteen. 102 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,839 Speaker 1: Give us a call where a joke has fallen flat? 103 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,600 Speaker 2: You know when you when you start your mc gig two. 104 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,560 Speaker 2: I mean it was at a mate's wedding and he's Irish, 105 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 2: there was his last name is mcgwinney. And he got 106 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 2: up and he said, I've got a funny one. I've 107 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 2: got a funny one to kick it off with. I've 108 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,680 Speaker 2: got a funny one. I'm well going, Oh here we go. 109 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 2: His joke was. His joke was, hey, could the car 110 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:21,560 Speaker 2: out in the driveway or could the car out the 111 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,600 Speaker 2: front of the house with the number plate three two 112 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 2: one eight nine seven six four to two zero A 113 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 2: B C D YZF H A Y. And everyone's going, 114 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:36,279 Speaker 2: oh yeah, could you please move your car? Your number 115 00:05:36,279 --> 00:05:38,360 Speaker 2: plate is blocking the driveway. 116 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 1: Stink. 117 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,840 Speaker 2: So it's just the crowd and just the group boom 118 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 2: as they looked down at their sheet to try and 119 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 2: work out how the joke didn't land. Like looking for 120 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,120 Speaker 2: another answer on the. 121 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,279 Speaker 1: Sheet, Timmy and Woollongong. When did the joke for flat fear? 122 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,080 Speaker 1: Tim Yeah? 123 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 6: Mate, I was at my brother's wedding. Yeah, and his 124 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:05,520 Speaker 6: partner had been previously married before, and he got up 125 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,960 Speaker 6: during his speech in front of you one hundred people 126 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:12,240 Speaker 6: and said that he hoped his marriage lasted longer than 127 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 6: the last one. 128 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:17,200 Speaker 1: Oh, I see that. You can't start making jokes about 129 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:18,240 Speaker 1: previous weddings. 130 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 5: You do it on air Tommy all the time, especially 131 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,360 Speaker 5: like just after my second marriage and the lead up 132 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,600 Speaker 5: and I was dating Gary. 133 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 1: Now, well there may have been a couple at your 134 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,160 Speaker 1: second wedding, Sarah, where we said we cannot this has 135 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 1: been so amazing, cannot wait for. 136 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 2: The heard me awesome, says we go make. 137 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 1: Up for me. Solidays with what if dot Com This Easter. 138 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 2: Ocean view apartment for US water part for. 139 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:44,279 Speaker 1: The kids plus select hotels are fully refundable. 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I told you I M seed a 146 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,840 Speaker 1: very good mate of mine and they had their They 147 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:05,040 Speaker 1: had their honeymoon at the in law's house, which was 148 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:08,800 Speaker 1: a beautiful house overlooking Avalon, so beautiful house, and the 149 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,360 Speaker 1: in law said, you know what, you guys can have 150 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 1: it for a few nights, have a bit of a 151 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,600 Speaker 1: honeymoon there. So I was talking about that, and I 152 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,920 Speaker 1: thank the mother and father who I only met on 153 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,440 Speaker 1: that day for the very first time, Sarah, and I said, 154 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,800 Speaker 1: just the one piece of advice I would never read 155 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,440 Speaker 1: off that kitchen table ever again. 156 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:32,600 Speaker 7: And the mother's face, she was just mortified to think 157 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,600 Speaker 7: that maybe there was the only thing that safety was 158 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:38,880 Speaker 7: that the crude mates in the background laugh. 159 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 6: It. 160 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:41,480 Speaker 1: No one else was laughing. 161 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,559 Speaker 2: Tommy, We're bound to get more calls on this topic 162 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:46,640 Speaker 2: than when did you knock out the MC? When did 163 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:50,920 Speaker 2: you punch the mc dani monavel. We'd love to know 164 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 2: what joke you told that fell flat? 165 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:58,960 Speaker 8: Yeah, at a company quarterly function, the sales rector went 166 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,840 Speaker 8: up and made a speech. Uh, and when he finished, 167 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,920 Speaker 8: the owner got up and confident him and how good 168 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,560 Speaker 8: his speech was, which he then said, did you get 169 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,960 Speaker 8: your mum to help you write that? And everyone knew 170 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:14,440 Speaker 8: that his mum had passed away. 171 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:16,280 Speaker 9: You could just see him. 172 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 8: Trying to shovel the words back in his mouth. 173 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 2: Did he hold onto his job? 174 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:22,480 Speaker 1: Dan? 175 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:22,680 Speaker 10: Or? 176 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,240 Speaker 2: Was that sort of things wrap up for the. 177 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 6: So you think? 178 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:31,760 Speaker 1: So, what a moment to be in the room as 179 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,480 Speaker 1: a mate and a fellow employee in you in the 180 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,559 Speaker 1: bag of your mind. You would have been loving that, 181 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 1: wouldn't you? 182 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:41,080 Speaker 8: We we all because he's always the Alarican, was the 183 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 8: owner of the company, and yeah, when it. 184 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,240 Speaker 6: Happened, we just it was. 185 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:47,760 Speaker 8: We all just looked around. 186 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:52,439 Speaker 1: And just awesome than Michael and Lewish And what was 187 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:53,320 Speaker 1: the joke that went wrong? 188 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:53,559 Speaker 2: Mick? 189 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,520 Speaker 11: Yeah, we were a massive Greek wedding and I'm talking 190 00:08:56,559 --> 00:09:00,440 Speaker 11: about three hundred plus in a massive auditorium, and all 191 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:04,240 Speaker 11: went well until the best man got up, and he 192 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:06,439 Speaker 11: was doing all right for a minute or so until 193 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:10,640 Speaker 11: he said that the two beautiful new couples, the couple 194 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:14,240 Speaker 11: should only have their honeymoon for six days, because as 195 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:17,840 Speaker 11: we all know, seven days makes the whole week. And 196 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:20,960 Speaker 11: I'm talking h O L E, to which the mother 197 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:25,080 Speaker 11: in law got up, came through the crowd, got up 198 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:31,240 Speaker 11: the steps and just absolutely will smith him in the head. 199 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:35,800 Speaker 11: She went the full backhander. 200 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,160 Speaker 2: That's brilliant. 201 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,000 Speaker 1: There are a few laughs around. 202 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:46,000 Speaker 11: The room, yes and no. We're talking Greek, Greek and 203 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,360 Speaker 11: Catholic and a lot of people angry in the car 204 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:48,920 Speaker 11: park later. 205 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:56,400 Speaker 2: That'll make your whole work awesome, awesome, beauty. Hey, guys, 206 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,920 Speaker 2: how's it going sitting here with my cowboy hat vest 207 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 2: whipper and they're trying to prove to my wife that 208 00:10:02,559 --> 00:10:04,160 Speaker 2: I am the bronze Horseman. 209 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:07,200 Speaker 1: So the guy isn't an actual horseman in the book, I. 210 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,800 Speaker 5: Don't know anything about it to be a soldier x well, yeah, soldiers, 211 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:11,600 Speaker 5: so maybe he. 212 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:15,320 Speaker 2: Goes on yeah, I just I mean, my wife has 213 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,439 Speaker 2: fallen in love with this guy called Alexander out of 214 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:20,000 Speaker 2: the book and like you're watching Bridget and says Bridget 215 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,240 Speaker 2: in one with that guy and whatever his. 216 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:23,319 Speaker 3: Name is Champagne. 217 00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:26,239 Speaker 1: So he didn't come back for bridging. 218 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:29,600 Speaker 3: And too seriously worse off for it. 219 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,800 Speaker 1: He knew he knew that it was just diving me. 220 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,079 Speaker 3: Well, no, it was like the high serrated show ever 221 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:35,800 Speaker 3: on Netflix. 222 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,040 Speaker 5: I don't think that was the case, and he's now 223 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,320 Speaker 5: tipped to be the next James Bond. 224 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:40,800 Speaker 3: I think it went pretty well. 225 00:10:40,679 --> 00:10:43,040 Speaker 2: For James Bond before him. 226 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,400 Speaker 1: If it was the biggest show, he would have been 227 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:48,760 Speaker 1: paid a fortune. He jumped off the sinking ship. 228 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:53,880 Speaker 5: His according to because it's eight books, his storyline ends 229 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,440 Speaker 5: after the first, so he didn't actually. 230 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:57,240 Speaker 1: Refuse to come back. 231 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:58,800 Speaker 3: He wasn't required. 232 00:10:58,360 --> 00:10:59,600 Speaker 2: Because he's not written into the book. 233 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:02,040 Speaker 3: It should have falsified the story and put him in it. 234 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,840 Speaker 2: Maybe he could be the Bronze Horseman. We took so 235 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,319 Speaker 2: many calls yesterday from people saying that their loved one 236 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,920 Speaker 2: has been lost to a good book as well. And 237 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,880 Speaker 2: my wife has fallen in love with Alexander. I just 238 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,480 Speaker 2: thought i'd read a little bit this morning to get 239 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:17,199 Speaker 2: a taste of what she's spending her nights reading, knowing 240 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:20,439 Speaker 2: that she did two hours last night when she could 241 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:20,960 Speaker 2: have been with me. 242 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,400 Speaker 1: Okay, is this audible? No, has not. 243 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,319 Speaker 2: Been recorded for audible purposes. This is just me reading. 244 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,000 Speaker 3: Given how I don't think. 245 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 1: You'd pay for I would love to hear a grug 246 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,000 Speaker 1: read by Michael. 247 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,960 Speaker 2: Whipfley read a lot of grug Who did the green 248 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:37,760 Speaker 2: sheep last night? 249 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:38,200 Speaker 6: Oh? 250 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, really good? Where is the green sheep? 251 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:41,480 Speaker 3: We don't care the. 252 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,600 Speaker 1: Eight months to get through it, but you finally got. 253 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:50,920 Speaker 2: Where is the green sheep? Oh sleeping dumb sheep? Not 254 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:55,840 Speaker 2: in the book. Here we go the bronze horseman, good mite, 255 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:01,680 Speaker 2: give him, I know what is he? Goodbye my moon 256 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,040 Speaker 2: song and my breath. 257 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,720 Speaker 3: Could you do it gently and romantically, not shouting it 258 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:06,040 Speaker 3: at us? 259 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,720 Speaker 2: This is how I would imagine it being. 260 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:10,000 Speaker 3: Because whispering sweet nothing's you're. 261 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,880 Speaker 1: Shouting British moon sash. 262 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,400 Speaker 2: I don't know, good but it's Russian. By my mill 263 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:22,160 Speaker 2: song and my bof mynas and my golden days. I 264 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,120 Speaker 2: can't understand it. 265 00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:25,840 Speaker 3: Just do it in your accent, but soften the time. 266 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:30,400 Speaker 2: Good started to go, But French a well, I don't 267 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,280 Speaker 2: know why you tried to slap me. Here we go. 268 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:37,319 Speaker 2: Goodbye my moon song and my breath, my white nights 269 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:41,479 Speaker 2: and golden days, my fresh water and my fire. Goodbye, 270 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,000 Speaker 2: and may you find a better life fine comfort again 271 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:48,920 Speaker 2: in your breathless smile. And when your beloved face lights 272 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,120 Speaker 2: up once more with the western sunrise. Be sure that 273 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:56,160 Speaker 2: I felt for you was not in vain. What I 274 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:59,560 Speaker 2: felt for you was not by and have faith, my Tatty. 275 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,640 Speaker 3: He doesn't say it like he's having a stroke. 276 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,760 Speaker 2: Love is when he is hungry and you feed him. 277 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:10,360 Speaker 2: Love is knowing when he is hungry. I'm not hungry, 278 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:21,839 Speaker 2: Alexander whispered, I'm I'm famished. Watch out for me now, 279 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,200 Speaker 2: don't make a single sound, he said, moving on top 280 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:28,440 Speaker 2: of her. Oh, Tatiana, God, I'll cover your mouth just 281 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:29,920 Speaker 2: like this and hold on to me. 282 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,199 Speaker 1: Is this Gregory I They're the one that. 283 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:37,520 Speaker 2: Completely different, Tiana. She was very attractive and would be 284 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:41,599 Speaker 2: great in a book. Just like this, I'm going to 285 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:47,960 Speaker 2: move on top of you just like this, cold me, 286 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:53,520 Speaker 2: hold me, hold me tight on this, gentle Bosom, and 287 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,400 Speaker 2: sleep all night as I will never forget you. 288 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:59,480 Speaker 3: Lisa just wants to know what true intimacy would be like. 289 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:03,520 Speaker 2: Bosom, you mean me in the moment. What do you 290 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,360 Speaker 2: mean by the moment? 291 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:08,000 Speaker 1: Well, Lisa goes up into the bedroom by herself, gets away, 292 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:08,440 Speaker 1: and she. 293 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:13,079 Speaker 5: You suggesting that she's visualizing actual intimacy, because she said. 294 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,920 Speaker 2: She reads and then she meditates. 295 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,240 Speaker 1: In the book. 296 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:21,400 Speaker 3: You heard meditate. 297 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:26,000 Speaker 2: She meant, I'm going to die with Alexander's hand on 298 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:26,520 Speaker 2: my face. 299 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:30,320 Speaker 12: Tatiana thought, that's not a bad way to die. 300 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:34,400 Speaker 2: I cannot move, I can't get up. She's like her drink. 301 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:35,440 Speaker 1: I wish I could die. 302 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 2: She closed her eyes and felt herself drifting through the 303 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,800 Speaker 2: haze in front of her. She heard Alexander's voice voice, Tatiana, 304 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,280 Speaker 2: I love you, do you hear me? 305 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,040 Speaker 9: I give me some skin. 306 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,960 Speaker 2: I love you like I've never loved anyone in my 307 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:54,960 Speaker 2: whole life. Now get up for me, Tatty for me. 308 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,560 Speaker 2: Please get up and go take your sister. Go on, 309 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,520 Speaker 2: I will take both of you. 310 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:05,360 Speaker 12: Alexander throwing the old bronze sword around it sounds don't 311 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:10,040 Speaker 12: worry about the horseman. He's been very aggressive on two sisters. 312 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,120 Speaker 12: You're kinky bronze horsemen. 313 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:16,000 Speaker 1: I just wish war Smith was in the room. 314 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,240 Speaker 2: It's not often you say that. 315 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 1: I know it's not often. 316 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:22,560 Speaker 2: Should I go up and film her reading. 317 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,800 Speaker 3: The book for personal visions, just to. 318 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:28,160 Speaker 2: See what's really going on? Because this is a horseman 319 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,480 Speaker 2: is an absolute crop. 320 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,880 Speaker 3: Of It's actually a very well renowned or. 321 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:37,880 Speaker 2: Don't make a sound sounds a little bit. Don't say 322 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,480 Speaker 2: a word, don't dog me into the police. 323 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,120 Speaker 1: Let me sing. 324 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,760 Speaker 2: Yes, it is songs a song song song guys streaming 325 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,240 Speaker 2: love on the fifty Where for Facebook page? Welcome everybody, 326 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:55,040 Speaker 2: wherever you're tutor, wherever you're chinning in from. I say 327 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:58,200 Speaker 2: good and Morgan to you, which is German for good morning? 328 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,280 Speaker 2: I've done a small translation for you. One? 329 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,760 Speaker 1: Is it segment isenhus? 330 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,680 Speaker 2: I don't understand? Could you translate for me? No? Do 331 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,160 Speaker 2: not mean? 332 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:07,920 Speaker 1: It's amazing? 333 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,600 Speaker 2: Why don't I say libertic? 334 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,360 Speaker 1: That's I love you? 335 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,000 Speaker 2: Is it? What's the other one? What's the Christmas tree? One? 336 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 2: Don't you do a German Christmas tree? One? 337 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,880 Speaker 1: German Christmas tree? 338 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,320 Speaker 2: Yeah? I thought there was one about a German Christmas tree. 339 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,000 Speaker 2: I don't know much German either. There's fits his great 340 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:28,440 Speaker 2: joke about the accountant. Oh yeah, what's that one? That's true? 341 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,680 Speaker 1: I love it? If I say it? What is in 342 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:34,200 Speaker 1: one mace? Are we allowed to slap Michael as the 343 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:38,880 Speaker 1: MC he says something that we don't like. Everyone's doing it. 344 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:42,560 Speaker 2: He worked it out with a pencil that coated the 345 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,920 Speaker 2: game classic. 346 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,000 Speaker 3: We always have to talk. 347 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,840 Speaker 2: Oh it's so. 348 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 1: That six o'clock hour segment. 349 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,480 Speaker 2: Okay, the first word is put it into a song. 350 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,680 Speaker 2: Here we go, says is leading the leaderboard. She's seven 351 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:02,360 Speaker 2: ahead of everybody else. What a streak. Here we go, guys. 352 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,160 Speaker 2: The first word you can't go out in round one. 353 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,560 Speaker 2: The word is right right. 354 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:10,439 Speaker 1: Right here, right here, right right now. Do we do 355 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,680 Speaker 1: this last week? Right here? Right now? Yeah? 356 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:16,080 Speaker 2: The word was now are. 357 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,440 Speaker 3: You doing the fat boy slim one? 358 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,080 Speaker 1: Is that what you were doing? 359 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,000 Speaker 3: Whoever said right. 360 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,040 Speaker 2: Here right now? I mean, come on, this is a 361 00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:23,720 Speaker 2: terrible start from everybody except time I'm doing right now 362 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:27,560 Speaker 2: by a conj contan, stop right now? 363 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,840 Speaker 1: Oh we did do that last week? Yea? 364 00:17:30,119 --> 00:17:34,160 Speaker 2: Now last week, tom is what we did last week? 365 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:35,960 Speaker 1: So you're going to do stop next? 366 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,439 Speaker 2: No, I'm not made. We're moving on. We are all 367 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,040 Speaker 2: through to the first round. Although very disappointing warm up. 368 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,600 Speaker 2: Here we go. You can bomb out and lose your 369 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:45,680 Speaker 2: spot in this round. 370 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:49,800 Speaker 1: The word is easy, easy to take it easy by 371 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,480 Speaker 1: the commodore. 372 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,000 Speaker 2: Yes, adele is like a Sunday morning? 373 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,920 Speaker 1: Is adele? Easy on me? Is that you said. 374 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:00,880 Speaker 2: You like Sunday morning? 375 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:01,800 Speaker 1: And that's the commodore? 376 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,720 Speaker 2: Is it? The love is a difference on Faith No More? 377 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,240 Speaker 2: That was a cover No easy, wasn't it? 378 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,040 Speaker 1: Original was? 379 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,960 Speaker 2: But the Commodore was, yeah, but same song. 380 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,440 Speaker 1: You can't well covers. 381 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,720 Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. You can't do a car You can't, 382 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,760 Speaker 2: I mean with Faith No More. When he's done, the Commodore's. 383 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,520 Speaker 1: Oh damn, so you would matter? 384 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:23,880 Speaker 6: No. 385 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,560 Speaker 2: The grout had easy Lover? Is that what you said? 386 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:26,400 Speaker 2: Easy lover? 387 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:32,359 Speaker 1: Phil Collins, Hey, ladies? Last year, Genesis, and it was 388 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,040 Speaker 1: really struggling on stages. 389 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,400 Speaker 5: He was struggling here like eighteen months ago. I saw 390 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,879 Speaker 5: he couldn't stand up, just sit on a stool. 391 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,320 Speaker 2: Think that's right. I remember he's got that huge mansion 392 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,880 Speaker 2: where the ex wife still lives in the house. Retired 393 00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:48,879 Speaker 2: quiet and I see you later, Genesis. Tom Ivey, we 394 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,560 Speaker 2: say see you later to you as well. You had 395 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:55,120 Speaker 2: nothing on Easy. It was your nickname growing up. Could 396 00:18:55,119 --> 00:18:56,920 Speaker 2: have gone to the Jackson five ABC. 397 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,760 Speaker 1: Too, I didn't. 398 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,119 Speaker 2: You didn't. So that's why we say farewell could have. 399 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,399 Speaker 1: Done, which I didn't. 400 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,840 Speaker 2: So many things. Where do I start? 401 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,919 Speaker 1: Tell him? I give you a mission to slap. 402 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,160 Speaker 2: That was his clapping, was not hit. The word is. 403 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:18,320 Speaker 1: Sugar, sugar sugar, Yes, sugar, sugar, sugar, buttermelon. 404 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:22,480 Speaker 2: Sugar Hunt, yes, sugar, Harry Styles one. 405 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:27,640 Speaker 1: To sugar one sugar, sugar on me, Sugar. 406 00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:31,040 Speaker 2: Bronie, you were on with no you had it? Yeah, 407 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:34,200 Speaker 2: sugar on me, that's where you were going. 408 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:41,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was definitely leapond some sugar on me. That 409 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,600 Speaker 1: was that? The one with the one armed drummer. 410 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,959 Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely one armed drummer. 411 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:47,680 Speaker 1: Unbelievable. 412 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,000 Speaker 2: Man. I heard of one armed penis the other day 413 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:54,560 Speaker 2: and he was extraordinary. Sounded like he had three hands. 414 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,520 Speaker 2: How good he was? Wow? 415 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,760 Speaker 1: And how much did he us to come? And by 416 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:04,720 Speaker 1: your permission to slaptop. 417 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,440 Speaker 2: Mission, it's gonna be great in g I, Jane, Matt, 418 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:13,760 Speaker 2: here we go. Matt, Ryan and Sarah are still in 419 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,560 Speaker 2: the word is cold. 420 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:18,639 Speaker 3: Cold, des ice old you. 421 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:22,280 Speaker 1: You must be able to see that My life cold 422 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:27,119 Speaker 1: by but by Katy Perry Yeah, yea or no Sam Smith? 423 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,080 Speaker 1: Remember Sam Smith? 424 00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:28,320 Speaker 2: Yeah? 425 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, well I do whichever one fits. 426 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:35,119 Speaker 2: He didn't go son, What do you mean it's the 427 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:35,560 Speaker 2: same song. 428 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,480 Speaker 1: Katy Perr and Sam Smith have the same song. It's 429 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:43,000 Speaker 1: the same titled song. You can't go the same different artists. 430 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,840 Speaker 2: So M DG. We say goodbye, thank you so much 431 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:45,679 Speaker 2: for your contribution. 432 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:47,600 Speaker 1: Now I will. 433 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,560 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, mate, you can't just say the same thing 434 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,560 Speaker 2: as Fitsy and say it's by a different artist. I 435 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,119 Speaker 2: don't know the other one you're talking about. 436 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,960 Speaker 1: What have you got? I've got the Sam Smith or 437 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:58,840 Speaker 1: the Katy Perry one. 438 00:20:58,880 --> 00:20:59,960 Speaker 2: What's the Sam Smith one? 439 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:00,560 Speaker 1: It's right there? 440 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,760 Speaker 2: Play No, don't play. You tell me what it is. 441 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:03,960 Speaker 2: If you're telling me about. 442 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:08,080 Speaker 12: Sam Smith's song with easy, we all know it is 443 00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:08,920 Speaker 12: what we're looking for. 444 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:13,240 Speaker 1: You're out here, your wild donkey, so. 445 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,800 Speaker 2: Close as he scrambles, Ryan James, Sarah and you are 446 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:23,240 Speaker 2: still in the word is stuck stuck. 447 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,240 Speaker 1: In the middle of you, Stuck in the middle with you. 448 00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:28,000 Speaker 3: Stuck with you, pussy Cat Dolls. 449 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,040 Speaker 2: Stuck with you, pussy Cat Dolls. We got that in 450 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:34,919 Speaker 2: the system, not on ma sheet here. Stuck in the 451 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,560 Speaker 2: middle with you, Yes, still as well, stuck on you 452 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:43,120 Speaker 2: line or Richie, great song, great song you stuck on you? 453 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:47,240 Speaker 2: Justin bieber ariana grande to one of my favorites, that one. 454 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,760 Speaker 1: What's the pussy Cat Dolls? Tom? Is it true? 455 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,159 Speaker 2: Yeah? It is. We have stuck on you by the 456 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,200 Speaker 2: pussy Cat dolls sing it, but she goes says, give 457 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,080 Speaker 2: it a go, pull a bed down, Leona. 458 00:21:58,920 --> 00:21:59,840 Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to sing it. 459 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,240 Speaker 2: Don't worry you scrape through. 460 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,440 Speaker 5: So I made her sing it when we climbed the bridge, 461 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,199 Speaker 5: and you said, I don't sing this rubbish. Sing a 462 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,240 Speaker 5: different song, and I said that is her song with 463 00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:10,720 Speaker 5: her who yeah. 464 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,440 Speaker 2: Lucky, We've still got a beer. And afterwards I miss her. 465 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,640 Speaker 2: The word is for the two of you, dollar. 466 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:21,680 Speaker 1: Dollar, I need a doll what I need you? Stop? 467 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:27,240 Speaker 2: Stop? 468 00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:30,320 Speaker 5: You are cheating, going like a money on my mind 469 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,800 Speaker 5: or something on my mind. 470 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:38,200 Speaker 2: So we say farewell, we haven't went a ride for 471 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,720 Speaker 2: your Tuesday. Mons laid down on the board out on 472 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,480 Speaker 2: an Allied blad. 473 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,639 Speaker 1: I'm over it. I'm I'm over this country. You know, 474 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,960 Speaker 1: I love this country. But there's things that are happening 475 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,840 Speaker 1: at the moment, especially here in New South of It's 476 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,400 Speaker 1: more rain today. Okay, we've had fifty millimeters of a night. 477 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,080 Speaker 1: We're getting more today. Okay, it's not I'm sick of. 478 00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:58,280 Speaker 2: Is that what you're upset about? I'm not hang on. 479 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Speaker 1: Is that there's a new spider out. 480 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,119 Speaker 2: What do you mean we've got a new spider O 481 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,679 Speaker 2: great music. Love the way you play guitar. 482 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,200 Speaker 1: Okay, So have a look up on the screen, right, Yeah, 483 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:13,320 Speaker 1: it's a camouflage the Erasia mullion and what it's doing there, 484 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,880 Speaker 1: it's actually chewing off a bit of the tree, right yeah, 485 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,080 Speaker 1: and the bark on the tree. So then what it 486 00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:22,959 Speaker 1: does It uses that bark and then it spins a web. 487 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,560 Speaker 1: But it's the color of the bark, so you watch 488 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,919 Speaker 1: in a minute, it camouflages itself in the tree so 489 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,960 Speaker 1: you can't see it. 490 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,840 Speaker 2: Do you know what we picked off? The kids are 491 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,840 Speaker 2: into picking off bark when you go down to the tree, 492 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:40,160 Speaker 2: and they were picking bark off the tree the other day. 493 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,720 Speaker 2: The size of the spider that was living under the 494 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:47,680 Speaker 2: bark that was flaking off the tree was extraordinary. Fell 495 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,000 Speaker 2: to the ground ran away. 496 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,160 Speaker 1: I was like, we've got two palm trees in our backyard, right, 497 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,560 Speaker 1: and you know the leaves they get old and they 498 00:23:55,560 --> 00:24:00,720 Speaker 1: fall off. Mate, spiders love those them up a couple 499 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:04,040 Speaker 1: of times. And those spiders on the palm trees, they 500 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,800 Speaker 1: are fast and you look to see them in the 501 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,240 Speaker 1: corner of your eye and you think they're on your arm. 502 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,600 Speaker 2: There's one that's been hanging out in a tree that 503 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,440 Speaker 2: we've got. And it's called an orb spider, yes, and 504 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,439 Speaker 2: the size of its back is about a twenty cent piece. 505 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,359 Speaker 2: I think they're quite placid. But we cut the branch 506 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,399 Speaker 2: down the other day to get the spider out because 507 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,359 Speaker 2: of the thickness of the web that it was sowing 508 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,800 Speaker 2: every night. It's not going to hurt you though, no, no, no, 509 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,560 Speaker 2: no no, it's. 510 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:33,399 Speaker 1: Just where Raisia Mullion is on the Eastern State is 511 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,040 Speaker 1: in the Eastern States of Australia, right, so they're around 512 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:39,320 Speaker 1: here somewhere. The other thing as well, just because it 513 00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,119 Speaker 1: can now camouflage itself so you don't even know it's there. 514 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,960 Speaker 1: The other thing as well, if you haven't looked real 515 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,480 Speaker 1: closely at it, it can jump on your face. What 516 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,480 Speaker 1: do you mean it's a jumping spider. 517 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,000 Speaker 3: Well they all laugh, bit they all jump. 518 00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:54,880 Speaker 5: No they don't, Sarah, the big charantelas if you never 519 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,640 Speaker 5: had them, or Huntsman up on the wall jump. 520 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,119 Speaker 1: Huntsmen jump. They can fall only a certain amount of 521 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,320 Speaker 1: jumping spider, so. 522 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,080 Speaker 2: This one will literally attack you. 523 00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:06,600 Speaker 1: What it says here in the article as well, Very 524 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:11,720 Speaker 1: very little is known about their behavior. Mate, that's bull crap. 525 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:16,200 Speaker 1: They hide edge. I can tell you about their behavior. 526 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,639 Speaker 1: There is about its trustworthy is a real estate agent. 527 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,720 Speaker 1: I'm not going anywhere near it. 528 00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:25,000 Speaker 2: Real estate agents are known to hide under bark. You 529 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,560 Speaker 2: know what it will be anywhere. 530 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,240 Speaker 1: And I know there's nerds out there. Then they go, wow, 531 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:33,080 Speaker 1: we found a new species of spider. It camouflages itself, 532 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,760 Speaker 1: It jumps on you and bites. 533 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,560 Speaker 2: You won't find it because you won't know it's there 534 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,520 Speaker 2: until it's on your face. And you know, when you 535 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,520 Speaker 2: see those pictures of spider bites where it's just an 536 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:45,960 Speaker 2: open wound that won't heal septic and the skin's. 537 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,400 Speaker 3: Rotting, they're usually over in. 538 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:54,600 Speaker 4: Like the Africans. They're in your backyard, coming for you. Yesterday, 539 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,720 Speaker 4: guys awesome, I mean Friday night we saw our buddy 540 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,560 Speaker 4: Franklin kicked his one thousand skull. 541 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,760 Speaker 2: And story this morning is it'll be up to buddy 542 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,320 Speaker 2: whether he wants to continue the nine year contract coming 543 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:07,920 Speaker 2: to an end. Will he extend? Come on, buddy, keep playing. 544 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,479 Speaker 2: Alex Wheeler was the man who caught the footy awesome 545 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,679 Speaker 2: footage sitting behind the goals and the disbelief on his 546 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,040 Speaker 2: face when he actually realizes he's got the ball, He's 547 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,919 Speaker 2: taken mark of the year. He's falling forward over the seats. 548 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,639 Speaker 2: He smashed his head into the ground, but he's got 549 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,720 Speaker 2: the ball, and then the question was what does he 550 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,679 Speaker 2: do now? Have we got a bit of Alex? He 551 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,600 Speaker 2: was joined us on the show yesterday. Sorry, everything has broken, 552 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,880 Speaker 2: everything's frozen again. 553 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:37,800 Speaker 1: What is with this system and slappy Lenno that I'm sorry, Leonna, 554 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,120 Speaker 1: I'll get your grab out of my mouth. 555 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,280 Speaker 2: Okay, mate. Alex was on the show yesterday just talking 556 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,440 Speaker 2: about how he jumped in an uber once he'd got 557 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,000 Speaker 2: the foot He first he went out on the field, 558 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,360 Speaker 2: which was stupid, realized the demand of how much everybody 559 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,600 Speaker 2: wanted this foot He jumped in an uber and got 560 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,919 Speaker 2: home straight away, panicking that someone to take the footy 561 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,720 Speaker 2: off him. Well, yesterday he returned the footy to Buddy. 562 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,360 Speaker 2: They met at the scgre and got himself a pair 563 00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,320 Speaker 2: of footy boots and assigned jersey. And there's an uther 564 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,080 Speaker 2: appeal that he took home but returned the football to 565 00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:08,439 Speaker 2: the right fel owner, Buddy Franklin. 566 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,480 Speaker 1: Well, the custom signed footy boots by Buddy would have 567 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,040 Speaker 1: to be worth a few thousand. 568 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,200 Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. Love to know what memorability you've got. 569 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,240 Speaker 2: I stole a pair of footy boots from a guy 570 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:24,280 Speaker 2: by the name of Gary. They were ben Cousins premiership boots. 571 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,880 Speaker 3: You stole them from my husband. 572 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, So what happened was what happened was the guy 573 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,840 Speaker 2: worked for West Coast right in Perth and he got 574 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,840 Speaker 2: sacked from his job. He went down to the rooms 575 00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:40,359 Speaker 2: and stole ben Cousins footy boots. Gary then had to 576 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,720 Speaker 2: play footy and said can I borrow Has anyone got 577 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,439 Speaker 2: a pair of boots? And he went, yeah, I've got 578 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,119 Speaker 2: a pair of boots that ben Cousins premiership boots. So 579 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,639 Speaker 2: then I had to play footage. 580 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:49,320 Speaker 6: It's terrible. 581 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,040 Speaker 2: So then I said to Gary, if you've got any 582 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,800 Speaker 2: footy boots. He gave them to me and I never 583 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:53,400 Speaker 2: gave them back. 584 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,960 Speaker 3: Where are they now at home? 585 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:55,879 Speaker 1: Are kidding? 586 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:56,879 Speaker 2: I'll probably put them money? 587 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,520 Speaker 1: Boy. I think there's a bit of icing on that. 588 00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,919 Speaker 2: No icing whatsoever. 589 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,560 Speaker 1: Why would the guy have a brand new pair of 590 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,760 Speaker 1: footy boots that ben Cousins were in a Grand Final 591 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,480 Speaker 1: and then just hand him out to mates just to play. 592 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,600 Speaker 2: It didn't hand them out to mates. They were stolen 593 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,240 Speaker 2: from his locker. 594 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:11,720 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. 595 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,560 Speaker 2: What I'm saying is your yeah, yeah, yeah, just he 596 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,000 Speaker 2: didn't care. Didn't care, so gave him to Gary. I 597 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,120 Speaker 2: took them from Gary, got him at home. Guys, Brian 598 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,320 Speaker 2: in Penrithllo, Hey here, you're going going to have you 599 00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,320 Speaker 2: in the show, Brian. What memorabilia have you got? 600 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,159 Speaker 9: I have got a bit of a variety between my 601 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:33,399 Speaker 9: wife and I. I've got acrylic turf, agrillic cricket ball 602 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,720 Speaker 9: paperweight with turf from. 603 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,120 Speaker 11: Lord's Great Pain. 604 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:43,560 Speaker 9: I've got Bradman in Vincible's bat signed for eighteen es. 605 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,360 Speaker 1: Now, that would be unbelievable, that one, because Bradman did 606 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,400 Speaker 1: sign quite a bit of stuff. If you've got the 607 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,520 Speaker 1: whole team, Brian, do you know what that's worth? 608 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,360 Speaker 9: I do not know. I think I got it at 609 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,640 Speaker 9: quite a good price because there's at an auction for 610 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,719 Speaker 9: a political fundraiser, and I don't think there are any 611 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,080 Speaker 9: cricket fans in the room. Course, I'm happy with what 612 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:09,920 Speaker 9: I got. What you pay, Brian, only twelve hundred. 613 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:08,840 Speaker 1: And what else you got? 614 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,600 Speaker 9: My wife has a signed Wilson team bonnet from the supercar. 615 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:18,280 Speaker 2: Oh where do you keep that? Brian? 616 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,680 Speaker 9: Well, that's that was still up a discussion for whether 617 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,560 Speaker 9: we're going to put it in the stairwell or in 618 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,960 Speaker 9: the garage, or when you walk in the front door 619 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:27,520 Speaker 9: you're going to. 620 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:31,240 Speaker 2: Make love on the bonnet or on the ceiling above 621 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:31,600 Speaker 2: the bed. 622 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,680 Speaker 1: Brian. 623 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,240 Speaker 9: Still interesting. 624 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,640 Speaker 2: Do you love your mate, You'll commit to it. 625 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,320 Speaker 1: How did you get that home on the day, Brian? 626 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,800 Speaker 10: It's surprisingly light obviously for aerodynamics and wade and everything. 627 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,840 Speaker 10: And it was my brother in law that actually got 628 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,120 Speaker 10: it and picked it out one of it. The mother 629 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,040 Speaker 10: in law carried. 630 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,520 Speaker 9: It across Olympic Park back to the hotel where I 631 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,280 Speaker 9: was playing, and I just got it home from there. 632 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:03,240 Speaker 2: Good Brian, I love it. Amazed he's collecting, Brian, two people. 633 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,400 Speaker 1: And only one lad. 634 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,280 Speaker 11: Yeah, sixty seconds on the clock. 635 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:11,720 Speaker 1: It's time to. 636 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,960 Speaker 8: Play Lost seven. 637 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,680 Speaker 6: The Star Championships. This is where stories are made. 638 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:23,000 Speaker 3: April two and nine at Royal randwork book now. 639 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,560 Speaker 2: At the races dot com dot. 640 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,040 Speaker 4: At you you have. 641 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,800 Speaker 1: The next couple of Saturdays are big at Ryal ramwek 642 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:31,520 Speaker 1: anyone who's been to Royal Ramwick knows how magnificent that 643 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,280 Speaker 1: day ramp it up. It's so good. And that's the 644 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:37,040 Speaker 1: Star Championships as well. You've got the best horses running 645 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,520 Speaker 1: raw ramd week. You can go get tickets at the 646 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,000 Speaker 1: races dot com dot au. But they've given us one 647 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:46,000 Speaker 1: thousand dollars cash and tickets for this Saturday. Mattin Warramore, 648 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,320 Speaker 1: Good morning, Matte. 649 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,560 Speaker 2: Mattie. You've just finished a night shift as a paramedic. 650 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,040 Speaker 2: Is that right? 651 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:52,440 Speaker 6: That's correct? 652 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,480 Speaker 2: Oh? Wow you feel I. 653 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,960 Speaker 1: Mean the heart would be pump and now you would 654 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,920 Speaker 1: have been tired when you're knocked off. But Mattie, how 655 00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:58,760 Speaker 1: is the heart going? 656 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,520 Speaker 6: Oh that's good. I'm I'm a bit excited. You can't 657 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:03,560 Speaker 6: win a bit of money you do. 658 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,000 Speaker 2: No worry on you, Maddie, and thanks for all your service, buddy. 659 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:06,680 Speaker 2: We love your work. 660 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,160 Speaker 1: Doing very well. You're very welcome, No worries. You're up 661 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,040 Speaker 1: against Mindy in Marrickville. What would you use the thousand 662 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:12,520 Speaker 1: dollars on? 663 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:12,880 Speaker 2: Mindy? 664 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:17,640 Speaker 10: Hello, my husband's turning fifty, so it would be so 665 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,440 Speaker 10: good to taking the races. 666 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,640 Speaker 2: Ah, beautiful day. 667 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,600 Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Matt's going first. You get 668 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,640 Speaker 1: one wrong, power goes over to Mindy. Whoever has the 669 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,200 Speaker 1: power at the end of sixty seconds, thousand dollars cash 670 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,320 Speaker 1: and you're going to roar around with this Saturday, Matt, 671 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,440 Speaker 1: your sixty second starts now. Which Sydney Swan's player just 672 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,120 Speaker 1: recently kicked their thousandth goal? 673 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,480 Speaker 2: The too long sory? 674 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:46,320 Speaker 1: That's Buddy Franklin, Mindy over to you. Short haired, Bengal 675 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:51,240 Speaker 1: and Siamese are all breeds of what? That is correct? 676 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:55,000 Speaker 1: The Big Apple is the nickname for which city, New York? 677 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:55,440 Speaker 2: Yes? 678 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,160 Speaker 1: Who wrote the books The Shining and Psycho? 679 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:00,760 Speaker 10: Didn't you? 680 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,080 Speaker 1: That is correct? Who did Will Smith slap last night 681 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,680 Speaker 1: at the Oscars? 682 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:07,320 Speaker 11: Chris Rock? 683 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:07,720 Speaker 2: Yes? 684 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,959 Speaker 1: Correct? Where would you find the Mount Panorama Racetrack? 685 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:12,680 Speaker 10: On? 686 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:18,440 Speaker 1: Yes, Dangerously in Love? And four albums by Witch pop singer. 687 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,240 Speaker 10: I don't know. 688 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:24,600 Speaker 1: How many weeks are in a year? 689 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:26,200 Speaker 6: Fifty? 690 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,520 Speaker 1: Yes, which Australian actress recently played the role of Lucile 691 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,360 Speaker 1: Ball in Being the Ricados. 692 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,240 Speaker 2: I reckon, you've got in man, Maddie, You've done it, 693 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:42,000 Speaker 2: Sutty sorry, Minji, Maddie has no You are off for 694 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,160 Speaker 2: the races. 695 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:48,080 Speaker 1: Worlde mate, you know what You're one second away, Matt. 696 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,160 Speaker 1: I can't believe it, but you have won tickets to 697 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:55,040 Speaker 1: the races and also one thousand dollars cash World done, Minji, 698 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,800 Speaker 1: thanks for playing mate. 699 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:02,120 Speaker 2: I'm just saying that's mindy. 700 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,760 Speaker 1: You're going to get that in line radio. 701 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:10,400 Speaker 2: Sorry completely, This is mindy, isn't he Matt one? Matt 702 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:15,440 Speaker 2: is one. Well, then you after the rest of Let's go.