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Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables and if you ever break up

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Speaker 1: with someone and you did really really love them or

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Speaker 1: like them, don't tell them you're still in love with

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Speaker 1: them or give them a chance that you're ever going

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Speaker 1: to get back with them, just so you feel less guilty.

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Speaker 1: The Relatables podcast is hosted by mister Jake Craig aka

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Speaker 1: Daddy and myself Audie Clark aka Mummy. Thanks for tuning in, baddies,

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Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. Mummy and Daddy and their baddies are

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Speaker 1: back again. We hope you guys are having a splendid,

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Speaker 1: splendid week, and I hope we're going to brighten it

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Speaker 1: up that little bit more. Yeah, hopefully this just makes

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Speaker 1: the next you know, half an hour go a week quicker,

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Speaker 1: do you reckon? People see that Monday notification and they're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: the latter was uploaded, I hope so, and they get

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Speaker 1: a little smile and I really hope. So. You know

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Speaker 1: what something I've noticed is so on my phone, I

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Speaker 1: have every single, every single hour notifications I turned off

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Speaker 1: apart from text, message and email. I thought you're going

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Speaker 1: to do a segue into and Patreon and five dollars,

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Speaker 1: that's what you were doing. I wasn't, but but what

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Speaker 1: I was getting to wash Patreon no, I So I

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Speaker 1: get text messages and emails, yeah, everything else. I just

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Speaker 1: the notification. But I've noticed, like so Joanna, Beth, even you,

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Speaker 1: like a lot of people like have all their notifications on.

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Speaker 1: So like every time they get a snapchat and a

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, I don't know if I want

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Speaker 1: Like I see a notification, I reply, yeah, I snapchat you.

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Speaker 1: I could get a reply and it now I could

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Speaker 1: get a l yeah, but I feel like I thought

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Speaker 1: you knew that. I do know that. So I was like,

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Speaker 1: if you know that, it's like, just text me if

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Speaker 1: if it's a snapchat, it's like sometimes snapchats I forget

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Speaker 1: what did I say? But like, fuck, take away from this.

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Speaker 1: I have Spotify notifications on, yeah, so I say our

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Speaker 1: upwards and Patreon notifications Patreon, well, I have Patreon because

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Speaker 1: the reason I have Patreon is because Patreon sends you

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Speaker 1: an email when something's uploaded. So every time I, whoever

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Speaker 1: I subscribe to a Patreon relatable for someone else, it's

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Speaker 1: I get it's like something such and such just posted

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Speaker 1: in an email. Yeah, yeah, I'm kind of I'm thinking

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Speaker 1: changing my email. Yeah, because when I was like I

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Speaker 1: And then when I actually have to reply to an

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Speaker 1: more emails. I've got like six thousand unread emails, and

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking, fuck, what am I I think I'll get

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Speaker 1: my emails up? How many unread emails do you think

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I reckon, you've got twelve thousand? How do

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Speaker 1: you check on Gmail? I didn't Gmail. Mine's just like

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Speaker 1: thousand and eight hundred, dude, can you do it? Can

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Speaker 1: you go do a mass delete? I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: it's not like we're going to miss out on anything,

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Speaker 1: because if it was important enough, we would have figured

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Speaker 1: it out by now exactly we've got to go, would

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Speaker 1: have got more than one email. So I want to

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Speaker 1: first things first, we've got things men do unironically. Okay, right,

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Speaker 1: first one wait wait wait wait wait explain unironically. So

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Speaker 1: I but like when we make we we posted a

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Speaker 1: During the week, Jake sent me an explanation of it.

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Speaker 1: Fucking shit. He you, guys, I've got this segment idea

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Speaker 1: and I didn't know what unironically meant, and he explained

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Speaker 1: Then you explain they're good. So first one, things men

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Speaker 1: do unironically shadow boxing. I'm dead serious. I'm saying you

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Speaker 1: how many people play that sport? Your first and last.

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Speaker 1: a page on Instagram or TikTok of just like shadow boxing,

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Speaker 1: like boys shadow box, Yeah, what's okay? Girls? And then

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Speaker 1: how much water have you drank today? Have you had

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Speaker 1: My girlfriend right now, she've then and got drunk on

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Speaker 1: I wasn't really complaining, which's just like I'm so tired

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Speaker 1: like feel like shit. Like seriously, things men do unironically

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Speaker 1: a flex like twenty four ceents. I am guilty as

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Speaker 1: charged on this A really whenever my girlfriend is like,

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Speaker 1: as a girl touches your bicet. But it's like if

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Speaker 1: it and I flex and she doesn't go yeah, like yeah,

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Speaker 1: fuck go way, that's men fishing for a compliment exactly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: things men do unironically only answer the most irrelevant part

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Speaker 1: something like the bare minimum for the monomy reply to

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Speaker 1: you just you forget to do it? No, I just

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Speaker 1: a feeling you do it too. If I'm getting these

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Speaker 1: men things men do unironically moving their lips instead of

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Speaker 1: relationship right now. I had some chapped lips last week

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Speaker 1: and she got I was doing it in the front

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Speaker 1: a fucking boy. Tell me I'm just a boy again.

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Speaker 1: And I'm just gonna say, yeah, yeah, I said, I've

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Speaker 1: am a male. You know I'm a boy. Why are

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Speaker 1: you making me feel bad? Feel dumb? Oh? This one

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Speaker 1: I think we may have touched on before. Things men

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Speaker 1: do on ironically entering beast mode while running up the stairs.

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Speaker 1: That was the old four one. It's something about being

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Speaker 1: in your primitive state. Going up the stairs. Is that

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Speaker 1: what it's called X games. It's like loser murder or something.

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Speaker 1: Give girls the Okay, this one I'm gonna I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do an action for and you're gonna know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: We don't do We're not guilty of this, Okay, we're

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Speaker 1: not guilty of Okay things men do on ironically, they

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Speaker 1: always have to just put up one finger in a

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Speaker 1: photo like oh, guys always go like it's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's something about that. Hey, especially they get like they

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Speaker 1: they've got number one. We don't do it, but I

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Speaker 1: know I know some people that do a shacker out there. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: to be honest with you, actually, neither taking a couple.

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Speaker 1: We've taken some photos with like people that have come

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Speaker 3: But things men do unironically, they say, let's go, let's go.

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Speaker 1: in with a when you've got to go, you've got

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Speaker 1: enjoy confession session. Hello, good morning, Welcome to confession Sessions.

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Speaker 1: How are you good? How are you doing? Really good?

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Speaker 1: First things? First, would you like to be anonymous? Yees? Anonymous?

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Speaker 1: It is. It's I'm Jake here with Addie. Hello. Thanks

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Speaker 1: for coming on, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: For having me.

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Speaker 1: Of course. So the prompt is when you've got to go,

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Speaker 1: you got to go, and apparently you've got a good

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Speaker 2: Oh god, I don't know if I would call it good.

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Speaker 2: It's very embarrassing, but it is pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Take it away. You got to think of a name

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Speaker 1: for Yeah, you're out of it. Eh, it's early. What

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Speaker 1: does she sound like? What do you sound? I'm thinking,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking like jemimah, how old are you?

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Speaker 2: I love it? I love it?

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Speaker 1: Oh wonderful. Alright, Jemima, take it away?

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Speaker 2: Okay. So on a beautiful Saturday in April, my friends

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Speaker 2: and I got some goosie for lunch.

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Speaker 3: Good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's it's perfect. We had some goosies chicken.

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Speaker 2: Chicken didn't taste too good though, so big questionable. But

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Speaker 2: I'm not not feeling one hundred percent, you know, not

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Speaker 2: I looked at my friend and I was like, oh god.

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Speaker 2: I was like, if we start getting low, something bad

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like and I look at her and

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Speaker 2: was like, oh, I'm not. I'm not the only one

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Speaker 1: Is that what you're for thought you might be sick.

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Speaker 2: Well, I I thought. I was like, I was like

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Speaker 1: Know.

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to say a thing because we were

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Speaker 2: I kind of just said out lad. I was like,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, something's going to come out. I've got to go,

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Speaker 2: and I grabbed my friend and we start sprinting. We're

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Speaker 2: I thought, oh, look if I go and do what

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Speaker 2: I need to do in there. That's not the place

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Speaker 2: to be. There's girls taking selfies, they're doing their makeup

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Speaker 2: like that all ruined their night, not only mine. And

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Speaker 1: You've done well, thank you.

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Speaker 2: And then I saw a park. I'm really drunk, by

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Speaker 2: It's like, we've got to do what we've got to

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Speaker 2: I was like, you've just got to do it. I

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Speaker 2: So we shat in too.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we were holding hands the whole time. Was

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Speaker 2: the girlhood. I love the experience. And then we was

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Speaker 2: want to go home corns bed. Yeah, we actually went

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Speaker 1: Did that we did?

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Speaker 2: I I want to make it really clear that as

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Speaker 2: two hours. So discussing that, that's the lowest of lows

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Speaker 2: to me, I'm pretty sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's pretty low. What did you dig both holes?

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Speaker 1: What was your friend thinking or saying?

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Speaker 2: Well, no, she had she had clearly nails, and I

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Speaker 1: We're finding out the girls also do this quite often. Well,

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Speaker 1: she got stitched up because the girl's toilet they've packed

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Speaker 1: no line. Just gone into the boys. Yeah, we would.

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Speaker 2: I actually I did think about it, I really really did.

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Speaker 2: I was like, do I just pop in? Like do

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Speaker 2: I just go in? Like you know? Like but then

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Speaker 2: I thought no, oh, Jemima, Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to have a bit more dignity.

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Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just gonna go to MACI.

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Speaker 1: Have more dignity. And then you did it in a

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm sorry. Tr really thought that that was better.

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Speaker 1: Did you fill the hole over with dirt when you finished? Oh?

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Speaker 2: I didn't see that far ahead.

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Speaker 1: It's not your problem anymore. Your problem. Your problem was

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Speaker 1: just getting it out of you, and this dog just

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Speaker 1: dug a hole. O man, it's funny because you can

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Speaker 1: always it. Definitely. So the chicken wasn't good. You think

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Speaker 1: I reckon it was.

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Speaker 2: I reckon it was a chicken. I couldn't think of

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we can post this episode with

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Speaker 1: good saying that.

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Speaker 2: Because I've eaten it about five times after, like I

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Speaker 2: I won't give up Goodman. Ever, No, no, no, I

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Speaker 2: think it was just the one place that I went

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Speaker 1: Well, that's that's unfortunate. Yeah, it is unfortunate, but when

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Speaker 1: you've got to go, you got to go. Good point, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much for coming on, Jemima, thank you

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Speaker 1: for having me. So you have a good day. You

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Speaker 1: two all right, that's that was a good one. That

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Speaker 1: was funny. Jemima came to play. Yeah, she came in

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Speaker 1: with some heat. Just be fortunate about the chicken. It

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Speaker 1: how it would suck for girls because every when you

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Speaker 1: always overflowing. Yeah, and like she was saying, girls go

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Speaker 1: the Instagram that they're going to pick their makeup. It's

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Speaker 1: like crazy, like dudes are in and out and there's

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Speaker 1: never a line. So it's just of urinals because we

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Speaker 3: They're in and out.

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Speaker 1: There's never a line. But also, let me tell you

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Speaker 1: is going to stink out the toilets. I'm stinking out

425
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Speaker 1: the Yeah, no guy gives a ship. No guy cares

426
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,640
Speaker 1: at all about making the toilets for like shit, because

427
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,400
Speaker 1: quite often you could even get out you can even

428
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,440
Speaker 1: just make a joke like guys don't get embarrassed about that,

429
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,000
Speaker 1: Oh not at all. You could give any guy as

430
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 1: much as you want, like did you do this? Be

431
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 1: like that was me. You could run in there and

432
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,680
Speaker 1: being like about the ship in my pants. Literally, yeah,

433
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 1: it wouldn't even anyone. Quite often, like guy's toilets are gross.

434
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 1: Quite often there's just fucking ship everywhere anyway, disgusting, And

435
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Speaker 1: props to her for digging a hole, like she tried

436
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Speaker 1: to have some decency, Like I don't. I would have

437
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,719
Speaker 1: just popped the squad if I was in that situation,

438
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 1: I would have been like fucking Macais and done it

439
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Speaker 1: on their doors. We told the story of the Ivy.

440
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Speaker 1: I one of my mates did it at the back

441
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Speaker 1: door of the ivy. Wait that I think he came

442
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 1: on and told me yeah, because he didn't. So many

443
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 1: of these now, but that was funny. That was funny.

444
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 1: If you want to submit any confession sessions, go to

445
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Speaker 1: the Linking Out bio. Scroll the bottom says confession session

446
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 1: to take you to a Google dot. Yeah, and that's it.

447
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,679
Speaker 1: Let us know and we'll hit you up if we

448
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 1: think it's good. Okay, guys, Dilemma's time. This one's actually

449
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 1: an m I the Asshole, which we love. If you

450
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 1: want to send in a dilemma or an m I

451
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: the Asshole, they can both be on the same one

452
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Speaker 1: Instagram link in bio scroll down dilemmas. Remember when you

453
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 1: went to that phase of like begging for theole. I

454
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 1: was like, give us some of the assholes, and everyone

455
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,679
Speaker 1: was like, pro I don't want to be the asshole. Okay,

456
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 1: am I the asshole? I dated my ex for nearly

457
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 1: three years. Yes, yeah, that's it, moved away from home

458
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:46,880
Speaker 1: with him, made future plans with him, etc. Earlier this year,

459
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 1: I was just feeling so empty and sad in the

460
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 1: relationship and wanted some independence for a while. He's the

461
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 1: best person I know, but I knew it was just

462
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 1: damaging our relationship to force something I didn't want any longer.

463
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 1: I expressed this and he was devastated, ultimately in brackets.

464
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 1: I know this was wrong, but to make myself feel

465
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:12,399
Speaker 1: less guilty, I told him it was just for a while,

466
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 1: that I still loved him and would be keen to

467
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 1: get back together once I had figured out some personal stuff.

468
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 1: At the time, I genuinely felt this was true, but

469
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 1: slowly found myself loving life in being independent, and by independent,

470
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 1: I don't mean sleeping around. I just mean the little

471
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: things like not having to tell someone where I am

472
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: at all times and sleeping in a bed by myself. Anyway,

473
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: we have reconnected a couple times, and each time I

474
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:42,200
Speaker 1: have had to rebreak up with him, which was so

475
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: painful for both of us, especially for him, and we

476
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:49,679
Speaker 1: ended things okay, but he said he doesn't want to

477
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:53,119
Speaker 1: go through the pain anymore and that no communication was best.

478
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: He doesn't even like my Instagram photos anymore. Nearly a

479
00:24:56,840 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 1: year on from our initial breakup, I finally feel in

480
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 1: a healthy spot to reignite our relationship, and I would

481
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 1: love him back in my life. I know beggars can't

482
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,640
Speaker 1: be choosers, and I accept that he has finally made

483
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: progress in moving on, But would reaching out be so

484
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 1: bad or do the risks outweigh the benefits, especially when

485
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 1: I don't exactly know if I miss him just being

486
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 1: in my life generally, or if I miss being with him.

487
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:29,400
Speaker 1: I appreciate any input. Boys love the party. I don't

488
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 1: like that, no, me neither, and I would like that

489
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 1: We have to be honest with our baddies. Yeah, apologies,

490
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: you asked us to be honest, but you're an asshole.

491
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 1: That is an asshole move, especially that last bitch. She

492
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: said she doesn't even know if she likes him or

493
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 1: likes just being around someone. Yeah, like he's finally moved

494
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 1: on or moving on no contact you, you know, and

495
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: so now you're kind of like, oh shit, he's doing good,

496
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 1: and so now you want him. Yeah, and he I

497
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 1: don't like that thing. Like, I'm proud of you for

498
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 1: working on yourself lahlahlahlah, but like, don't come crawling back

499
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: once a good is just not there waiting for you.

500
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: I think the asshole part is the look. Yes, it's

501
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 1: great that you recognize you had to leave him, Yeah,

502
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,120
Speaker 1: but the asshole part was definitely, which she kind of admitted,

503
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 1: is that you said, oh it's not forever. Yeah, that's

504
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 1: it just for now. Take away from this dilemma and

505
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: this podcast is if you ever break up with someone

506
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 1: and you did really really love them or like them,

507
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: don't tell them you're still in love with them or

508
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 1: give them a chance that you're ever going to get

509
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 1: back with them, just so you feel less guilty. Yeah,

510
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: because getting over someone is So the initial conversation might

511
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 1: be harder, but getting over someone knowing that they don't

512
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 1: they're not in love with you anymore makes it so

513
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: much easier. Don't give him hope. Hope is the worst

514
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 1: thing when getting over a breakup, one hundred percent. I

515
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: like what you said how it's like getting over someone.

516
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: So the initial conversation, if you add in, oh, it's

517
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: not for ours, you know, I still love you, giving

518
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 1: them that hope, it's like you need to be you

519
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: need to really hurt them more in the moment, and see,

520
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 1: I've fallen out of love with you, like bang bang bang,

521
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 1: rip the band aid off. They're going to be more

522
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: hurt for the short term, yes, but heal quicker because

523
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,679
Speaker 1: they know there's no chance one. And I think what

524
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 1: you've done is just super selfish. Yeah, it's very selfish

525
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 1: what you should put yourself first. And what you did

526
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 1: breaking up initially is fine. The way you did it's toxic,

527
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:31,360
Speaker 1: asshole material. Yep. And then don't get back of him,

528
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 1: Please don't contact him again. Yeah, and it's yeah, nah,

529
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: don't do it. You odd to him because you've already

530
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: sucked him over too much. Yeah, it's just it's thinking

531
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: where inside the boy's head, Like you go through a breakup,

532
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 1: you get over someone, and then there's still there might

533
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,919
Speaker 1: be a little inkling and this like fuck she was,

534
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 1: she was as sick as bitch, like I really liked it.

535
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,719
Speaker 1: And then she pops up in his phone one day

536
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: and he gets so excited he will too, and he'll

537
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 1: even yeah, he wouldn't be fully over you yet. No,

538
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,119
Speaker 1: And who's to say she in a year down the

539
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,199
Speaker 1: track thinks, oh, I just like the idea of him

540
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 1: wasn't actually him. What I'm saying is like, yeah, who's

541
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: to say that if you get back together with him,

542
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 1: the first two months are going to be great, but

543
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: then you just randomly get this feeling again of like no,

544
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: I feel swampty inside? Why would yeah? And like back

545
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: of your head, like breaking one person's heart once is

546
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 1: hard enough, like don't go through it again. Don't break

547
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 1: the same person's heart twice. I've always had the theory

548
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: that if you break up with someone, you broke up

549
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: for a reason like that happened, Yeah, I don't think

550
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: you should really go back on it. And then like

551
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,879
Speaker 1: that was happening for a reason. Yeah, so you think,

552
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:30,360
Speaker 1: do you think men find it harder to get over

553
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,199
Speaker 1: a woman, or a woman to find it find it

554
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,400
Speaker 1: harder to get over a man. Or do you think

555
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: it's just like a personal what doesn't matter. I think

556
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: it's personal, But I think it's harder for men. Yeah,

557
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: I do think it's harder for men, just because I

558
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: do think it's just harder for men. I can't explain why, yeah,

559
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: just seeing I don't know. I can't. We don't have

560
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 1: a lot of female friends, and I haven't seen him

561
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 1: go through breakups in the same extent. True, but I've

562
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: seen how men go through broke out breakups. Yeah. I

563
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: think if a man actually, if the man genuinely loves you,

564
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: then he finds it harder. I feel like it's harder

565
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: for him to fall out of love than it is

566
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: for a female. Yeah. It's also I've got to word

567
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 1: this correctly. When the breakup happens initially, it's easier for

568
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: a girl to get attention again, well, if she wants to,

569
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: or even if you wanted to distract yourself. It's easier

570
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: just to go out as a girl and get an

571
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: attention if that's what you want. But for a man

572
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 1: to go out and get noticed and get his mind

573
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 1: off this relationship. Yeah, it's way, way, way harder. It

574
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: is harder. We have had a dilemma where a girl

575
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: was five years on from a relationship it still couldn't

576
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: get over him so personalized and how much you loved

577
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: them and how like how it happened. Well, yeah, like

578
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: in that situation, he just probably didn't love her as

579
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: much as you know, or I saw another thing. What

580
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 1: do you think? Okay, apparently this is apparently like I

581
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: don't know if it's proven or not. I just saw

582
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: a thing where it says for a relationship to work best,

583
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: the guy needs to love the girl more than the

584
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: girl loves the guy. What's your take on that? Is that?

585
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: Is there any explanation? I don't know if there's explanation,

586
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: but I just saw It's just one of those dumb

587
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 1: things I saw. It was probably it's like i'd say,

588
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: there's no I think it's just a hot take. Okay,

589
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 1: but what do you think the girl I asked to

590
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 1: love the girlfriend more? Why. I'm a big believer in

591
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 1: equally Yeah, like you both love each other. I don't

592
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 1: think when you're in a relationship even one can love

593
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: each other more than if they love each other like

594
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: love each other. I agree with you, and I saw it.

595
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 1: Here's here's something that I could end it on. Yeah,

596
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: and it's if you're if this is making a question anything.

597
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: I saw a Reddit thread and it was people have

598
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: had a long marriage, what's the best advice? And someone

599
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: said it's it's not fifty to fifty, it's sixty forty,

600
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: but both of you should be trying to give sixty.

601
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I get it. Okay, that is a good

602
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: little theory. Yeah, I like that a lot more. Yeah,

603
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 1: so you're not fifty to fifty. Mm, it's even more.

604
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: You could say, I like get more that you're just

605
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 1: going off it is. It's one hundred, one hundred percent

606
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 1: each because you're both individual, but you're both trying to

607
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: give one hundred and ten percentage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just

608
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: like you're so. Yeah, I think I think it's a

609
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 1: great way to think about it. It is one hund percent.

610
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 1: And I don't think that year. I don't like that one.

611
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,239
Speaker 1: I think you should be when you're in when you're

612
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 1: in love with someone, you can't love anyone anymore. No,

613
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: I don't think the girl can love more than the guy.

614
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 1: The girl the guy can love more than the girl.

615
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: Do you find that? Do you? Do you ever find

616
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: You'll be sitting there thinking like, oh I love my

617
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: girlfriend more than I loved her a week ago though

618
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, sometimes I miss her more than I

619
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: miss her other days. Oh there's there's loves. Life gets

620
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 1: in the way, and then sometimes like life potty is

621
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 1: going to the life is just like very in the

622
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: moment here and I get a little bit distracted, and

623
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: then I'm hanging out with her, I'm like, fuck, I

624
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: love her, yeah yeah, yeah, And then there's moments where

625
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 1: I'm not thinking like fuck I love her right there

626
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,479
Speaker 1: and there. Yeah. True, So its just like just give

627
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: me a breathe. Yeah, there's always that underlying love. I'm

628
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: definitely like the pinnacle of I'm the definition of like,

629
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 1: I feel like I definitely get more feelings when I

630
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 1: so I hang out with her, and then I get

631
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: stronger feelings when I'm on when I'm alone. Yeah, I'm

632
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: definitely like I probably gain feelings along with her, but

633
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: like when I'm alone, I think that's where I gather

634
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: the most Ever gone through your camera roll and then

635
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Speaker 1: you see like a photo of her and then you're

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