Speaker 1: Look first and foremost, I know what you're after. Let
Speaker 1: me just get straight to the point and give you
Speaker 1: the little teaser for the Ed Sheeran song here it is.
Speaker 1: What's that one? It's nice though, isn't it? Thursday's edition
Speaker 1: of Guests the Ed Edge sheer and tickets up for grabs.
Speaker 1: What song is that? And can I just say this
Speaker 1: is a spot where I can really sort of feel
Speaker 1: like myself and open up and just concentrating on developing
Speaker 1: my own character both physically, personally, mentally, and spiritually and
Speaker 1: taking to the next level. So thank you for tuning
Speaker 1: in and sharing this experience with me. How do you
Speaker 1: feel about things.
Speaker 2: Joey, settle down here, It's just the podcast been going on.
Speaker 2: You had me hypnotized. Why you would do that?
Speaker 3: I don't know, completely went under completely, had no idea
Speaker 3: what I was doing or saying.
Speaker 2: So thanks for that.
Speaker 1: No, You're so welcome. Please do yourself a favor and
Speaker 1: jump on the socials and have a look at this video,
Speaker 1: because joy, it's almost like Jody's had one to sixteen.
Speaker 2: Drinks anywhere in between comhere in between.
Speaker 1: On the latter stages. Though I'm famous now too.
Speaker 3: By the way, Oh, yes you are, because you have
Speaker 3: a starring role in the new AFL documentary called Show
Speaker 3: Me the Money. Oh my god, what you do in
Speaker 3: this is extraordinary.
Speaker 1: It is nothing short than extraordinary. Do you want a snake pete? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's it.
Speaker 2: But this is you asking a question into press converence.
Speaker 2: Bear with us for this one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't even They didn't even do the whole question, mate, Sure.
Speaker 1: What the end of the sentence was, but no doubt
Speaker 1: was really riveting anyway. I'm just going to wait for
Speaker 1: the royalties to flow through. They must not have my
Speaker 1: bank details.
Speaker 3: Ross Noble also swung by for a bit of comedy
Speaker 3: gold given the fringes on right now here in Adelaide,
Speaker 3: So strap in and enjoy the potty.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jody and Hazy, Hello, time now to catch up
Speaker 1: with one of the absolute doions of the comedy industry.
Speaker 1: That's fair to say, is yeah, I reckon been around
Speaker 1: for so long, joins us magnificent to stop seeing the
Speaker 1: intro for you, isn't it? I like it. It's nice.
Speaker 2: This is Ross Noble's twenty first comedy tour. That's outrageous
Speaker 2: twenty one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's just sore little to us. That's me
Speaker 4: just on my own tour and around. Yeah that's gone
Speaker 4: long before that. Yeah right, Yeah, we'll work out your age.
Speaker 4: Then when did you start what I start when I
Speaker 4: was fifteen?
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah, and I'm forty seven. Now there you go.
Speaker 1: I'm not forty six. I'm turning for a year off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so hazy. Last week I was lucky enough
Speaker 3: to do a live cross on ten years First with
Speaker 3: Ross and that was an adventure because halfway through someone
Speaker 3: walked behind us and he you know, because it's fringe
Speaker 3: and people just dressed up in the most bizarre stuff
Speaker 3: and a guy had like a netted skirt on, and
Speaker 3: he goes, you know, the things you see when you
Speaker 3: walk around, like, look at this bloke.
Speaker 2: He looks like a human shuttlecock.
Speaker 1: I think I met the book.
Speaker 4: Actually I saw. I was in the I was in
Speaker 4: the bar, and hek what we went. I'm the shuttle
Speaker 4: and I'm completely forgotten about it. And as part of
Speaker 4: you goes, yeah, however, you want to live your life,
Speaker 4: you just live your life. You want to be a
Speaker 4: shuttle cock? Then, you know, because what it was that
Speaker 4: there was a look. I think it was the look
Speaker 4: of the other people listening, because what I said was
Speaker 4: this guy's doing a show.
Speaker 1: He's known as the human shuttle Cock.
Speaker 4: They fire him into the air and then he lands
Speaker 4: on the floor, and the audience for the second half
Speaker 4: of the show watch him having the ambulance people attending
Speaker 4: to his head injury. And I saw the publicist for
Speaker 4: the festival. Well, I'm clearly joking, but I mean I
Speaker 4: would watch half an hour if somebody have been treated
Speaker 4: for head injuries. And I saw the problicists for the
Speaker 4: festival kind of winch like sort of wins the winch.
Speaker 4: She had a full winch on the wins and just
Speaker 4: sort of go, oh my god, you can't see if
Speaker 4: somebody's got head injuries on the live.
Speaker 2: I was a little nervous about the reaction of the newsroom,
Speaker 2: but they loved it. They said it was brilliant, So
Speaker 2: there you go.
Speaker 4: Oh that's right, as long as they didn't imagine if
Speaker 4: it had gone for that and it literally got and
Speaker 4: in other news massive head injuries for.
Speaker 1: Somewhere, Oh god, Cross Cross Noble has the lightest, let's
Speaker 1: get the exclusive.
Speaker 3: Well if you do, I mean he's a sports presenter,
Speaker 3: so you have to do those awkward segways, don't you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean really you're talking about death in sport,
Speaker 1: are you? Hopefully not? Depends what the sport is, So
Speaker 1: what you do the news? There's a few victims.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because there's the lose, but then there's the skeleton, yes,
Speaker 4: seeing that one. The skeleton is basically it's like they
Speaker 4: lose like the Bob slip, but without any of the stuff.
Speaker 5: It's just the body just coming down and you don't
Speaker 5: know when it's gone wrong. You're waiting to see death.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's sort of like the person crashes, but they're
Speaker 4: still coming down. You've got there's no change here, it
Speaker 4: is until they cross the line. Help and the sports
Speaker 4: that's a tricky one for the sports reporter.
Speaker 1: How did it go?
Speaker 4: It's either as the best run ever or middle ground?
Speaker 1: With the skeleton.
Speaker 5: Is his head in the they just goes he needs
Speaker 5: to be wiped on his brow.
Speaker 4: But do we need a spoon to scoop him out
Speaker 4: of the helmet? So you do that thing? Who doesn't
Speaker 4: love seeing a bit of helmet scoopy? So you do
Speaker 4: that way where the news presenter finishes the thing and
Speaker 4: then he and like literally turns over like turns around
Speaker 4: and says in sport you and do you have to
Speaker 4: do that thing where you go from because I like
Speaker 4: that as well, like the transition.
Speaker 1: This is going to be in your head the next day.
Speaker 1: Yes it is. And I only do a part time,
Speaker 1: only do the proper sports presenting, so I'm very amateur
Speaker 1: at it.
Speaker 4: So when there's because there's a moment where you pretending
Speaker 4: to talk to the news presenter, where you're going, well,
Speaker 4: that's nice. I certainly will go to the South Australian
Speaker 4: Honey Festival and somebody who's having a sweet time at the.
Speaker 1: Moment is afl legend.
Speaker 4: And then it's like no longer talking to the presenter
Speaker 4: and they're talking to the camera.
Speaker 1: And you just I like to sit at home and
Speaker 1: what's the news? What's it? What's the sports presenter? And
Speaker 1: and it's late.
Speaker 4: There's been an argument and it's like you going yes
Speaker 4: and then looking away.
Speaker 1: Those relationships over ross noble, we.
Speaker 3: Could talk to you all day. You can't stay on track,
Speaker 3: but we could talk to you all day.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming in absolute pleasure.
Speaker 4: Come sure every night at the Gluttony.
Speaker 2: It's called gibb Jabber Jamboree.
Speaker 1: Ross Noble Gluttney Nightly until March nineteen. Tickets through Gluttony
Speaker 1: dot net dot au. Ross, thank you so much. I've
Speaker 1: learnt a lot. Bring a tanner and you get in three.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a joke. You're doing Adelaides and Hazy.
Speaker 1: Well the guest weekly story.
Speaker 6: Just tell me.
Speaker 3: Huge week one before we rip into the juice. Never
Speaker 3: ever ask the men that you work with, what's your face?
Speaker 3: I D thinks each and every day when you try
Speaker 3: and scan in, because they'll have some real feedback for you.
Speaker 1: Well, fortunately produced, Sean and I both went down the
Speaker 1: path of maybe it's like, is that you jeez? What
Speaker 1: did you do last night? It was a little bit negative,
Speaker 1: but then we flipped it to say that your face.
Speaker 1: ID might say, wow, is that you or your daughter?
Speaker 1: Come on in't you come to the phone. Here's some
Speaker 1: access anyway, Well, we're sweating here, aren't we?
Speaker 3: Producing Sean heartbreaking news for Justin Bieber fans.
Speaker 2: He's canceled his Australian tour.
Speaker 1: Sure, Dan, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: So on the website it says Frontier Touring regret to
Speaker 3: advise that Justin Bieber's Justice tour of Australia and New
Speaker 3: Zealand has been canceled. All tickets purchase will be refunded
Speaker 3: directly from the official ticketing supplier.
Speaker 2: We figured that.
Speaker 3: He's going to be hundreds of thousands of tickets in total,
Speaker 3: and then he released a statement and this is what
Speaker 3: Justin had to say for himself.
Speaker 1: Yes he is.
Speaker 2: You see what we did there.
Speaker 3: We took the lyrics of a Biba song to make
Speaker 3: out like he was actually saying sorry to the Australian people.
Speaker 1: Is that what was going on here? I just had
Speaker 1: two little spots, you know, I just clicked on them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no wood as to why. No one can
Speaker 3: work out exactly why he's canceled. So a bit more
Speaker 3: gym shaming on Maths last night. So this guy, he
Speaker 3: was supposed to be the nice guy of this group
Speaker 3: of belligerent men and he's turned out not to be
Speaker 3: and I don't know how to put this.
Speaker 2: Oh, no, he's turned out to be a bit of
Speaker 2: an ass.
Speaker 3: So here he is having yet another crack at his
Speaker 3: wife's inability to go to the gym.
Speaker 7: Sandy, if I spent that much time at the gym
Speaker 7: as what you do on the couch, I'd be absolutely
Speaker 7: shredded and ripped to no end. I'm out running, I'm
Speaker 7: out hiking, I'm out in the water, I'm in the
Speaker 7: ocean because.
Speaker 1: I a beast mode. Then go to your best mood,
Speaker 1: Go off, Prince.
Speaker 2: Any bloke who says I'm in be smoke, you.
Speaker 1: Can't say you're a b smoe unless you're Marshawn Lynch,
Speaker 1: and you probably don't know who that is. Marshall Lynch, Yes,
Speaker 1: used to play in the NFL.
Speaker 2: NFL player. Yes, Now let's move on.
Speaker 3: Bunning's Warehouse has confirmed its largest department expansion in twenty years,
Speaker 3: and this time, guess who it's for? Our little furry
Speaker 3: friends dog. So, the hardware giant has announced stores across
Speaker 3: Australia will now stop pet food toys, bowls, expanding the
Speaker 3: existing range of kennels, mats and pet doors.
Speaker 2: Good news for all the pet lovers out there.
Speaker 1: That's nice. Do you remember when he's a little trip
Speaker 1: down memory lane? Do you remember and Bunnings said you
Speaker 1: could bring your pets into Bunnings?
Speaker 2: No, I don't.
Speaker 1: They did that years and years ago. That's when I
Speaker 1: first worked at nov. He thought this would be fun
Speaker 1: and we took it any camel. That's a true story.
Speaker 1: Her name was Alice, and she still wasn't granted access.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do you have your shirt off?
Speaker 1: Kept it on the rare days, which is nice.
Speaker 2: Seems to be what you went to back in the day.
Speaker 2: And sometimes still.
Speaker 3: Someone needs to get pink out of here stat because
Speaker 3: Ed Shearing is smashing all her ticket sales concert records
Speaker 3: across the board. So he's playing the MCG on Friday night.
Speaker 3: He shifted upwards of one hundred and seven thousand tickets.
Speaker 1: Mate, the bloke knows how to shift tickets like Dan
Speaker 1: knows how to shift sea at.
Speaker 3: A gym on Thursday night show, he's past the one
Speaker 3: hundred thousand ticket markers. Well, so think about that, two
Speaker 3: hundred thousand people over two nights going to see Ed.
Speaker 1: And this is the pulling power of Ed Shearan. My wife,
Speaker 1: who looks.
Speaker 2: Doesn't go anywhere ever.
Speaker 3: I've never even met her, and I'm starting to think
Speaker 3: she doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: And you've got a made up wife and children. But anyway,
Speaker 2: proceed That is.
Speaker 1: The room around here. And then last night I said,
Speaker 1: how do you want to get Ed sheeron? And she
Speaker 1: nearly bit my head off with a really solid yest.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so good, and Sharon, absolutely I'll be the heir.
Speaker 3: And on an even bigger and brighter note, I get
Speaker 3: to get in your wife's year about what I have
Speaker 3: to put up with each and everything feedback. Look for
Speaker 3: holiday you this summer because he's at a little different
Speaker 3: on holiday, more of daring, relaxing, sometimes a bit more fancy.
Speaker 3: And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit
Speaker 3: your style, booking.
Speaker 1: XT getaway on the what if? What if it's Ozzie
Speaker 1: for travel?
Speaker 7: You're telling me you built the time machine on this daisy.
Speaker 1: Happy hunt Day Wednesday, first of March, Happy first day
Speaker 1: of the month. Pinching a punch? There you go?
Speaker 2: What are you?
Speaker 1: Twelve Thursday, nineteen ninety four. Justin Bieber was born in
Speaker 1: Ontario and Canada. Today is his twenty ninth birthday. I
Speaker 1: can't think of someone who completely flipped their career around
Speaker 1: better than Justin Bieber when he released what do You Mean? Yes?
Speaker 1: But before that he was almost this annoying little child singer.
Speaker 1: We see bee bee bet the most dislike song on YouTube?
Speaker 2: Oh is it true?
Speaker 1: I think it's probably up there for one of the
Speaker 1: most likes on as well.
Speaker 2: But what about what about that song It's Friday.
Speaker 1: Fine Rebecca Black? About that she's still waiting to the justin.
Speaker 3: Bieberslip, It's pending Watch this Space.
Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty seven. Cash I was born in California. Today
Speaker 1: is her thirty sixth birthday. Any confirmation did Kesha still
Speaker 1: have the S as a money symbol in her name?
Speaker 1: I don't know she does. He did that when he
Speaker 1: turned thirty day Ja you move on? At what stage?
Speaker 1: Will Asap Rocky get rid of the money symbol as
Speaker 1: an S.
Speaker 3: You've got a money symbol for Hazy.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 3: Every time you sign up an email, you go Hazy.
Speaker 5: Dollars.
Speaker 1: That's the only money that's that I see in my name.
Speaker 1: Exactly nineteen sixty two, Kmart open their first door in
Speaker 1: the US in Michigan. I'm just going to say it,
Speaker 1: Kmart sucks. I'm kidding, and you would get that sort
Speaker 1: of reaction, joking. Phone line's going off right now, don't you?
Speaker 1: Very dairy mums just surrounding the Novi studio get him
Speaker 1: out of here?
Speaker 2: How very dare you came?
Speaker 1: It's amazing even I can appreciate. Nineteen seventy five, color
Speaker 1: television officially began in Australia.
Speaker 8: You're doing black and white?
Speaker 9: I am not.
Speaker 8: Yes, you are unny Jack. Wow, I'm glad I did
Speaker 8: catch it.
Speaker 1: What that horrible disease that comes with color?
Speaker 7: Greek slim popis green slime.
Speaker 1: That's good stuff. Twenty twenty, Australia recorded its first death
Speaker 1: from COVID nineteen.
Speaker 8: Coronavirus has turned deadly in Australia.
Speaker 1: A seventy eight year old West Australian man.
Speaker 10: Was being treated at a Perth hospital when he succumbed
Speaker 10: to the virus.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty one, Michael Gadinsky, Australian music entrepreneur, died at
Speaker 1: the age of sixty eight. Huge tribute as it should
Speaker 1: have been an absolute pioneer for doing big things in
Speaker 1: this country and abroad. Number one sang on in March
Speaker 1: verse two thousands. This is just an absolute banger and
Speaker 1: it will never get old. Pure sures by all Saints.
Speaker 1: Think of the beach too, Think of Leo DiCaprio and
Speaker 1: the beach. Yes, let's take a little trip back.
Speaker 2: Do you want to do it ready? I'm moving, I'm can.
Speaker 1: Thanks for joining in. Well, I'm gonna let the guys
Speaker 1: do the verse first. Are you back on planet Earth?
Speaker 3: I think I'm okay now, but I don't have too
Speaker 3: much recollection of what went down before the show.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're going to recap and that's our little experience
Speaker 1: of yours coming up very very soon.
Speaker 2: This is huge what I'm about to talk about.
Speaker 3: So, you, my friend, are a rising start. There is
Speaker 3: no question about that, absolutely, and it's.
Speaker 2: A beautiful thing to watch.
Speaker 3: And I'm always said I can't wait for Adelaide, South
Speaker 3: Australia to realize just how talented you are, because, let's
Speaker 3: be honest, no one knew you when you first started here.
Speaker 1: Yes, compliments coupled with a swift little backhand.
Speaker 3: Well, now I see the whole world has got access
Speaker 3: and this is outstanding. So, sitting on my couch the
Speaker 3: other night, I was watching the new AFL doco show
Speaker 3: it's called Show Me the Money on Stan And you
Speaker 3: didn't tell me you had a starring role.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do, very I'm sitting there.
Speaker 3: And while you were going, hold up, wait a minute,
Speaker 3: I know that voice.
Speaker 2: So here, I just want to play it for everyone.
Speaker 3: Here is your astounding caveo performance on a stand documentary.
Speaker 2: You ready for it? Have a listen.
Speaker 1: I think we've got the wrong gravy because it cut
Speaker 1: out after three seconds us you said bear with us
Speaker 1: for this one.
Speaker 2: What was the rest of the question?
Speaker 3: Everyone was so bored with you that they cut you
Speaker 3: off halfway through your question in the press conference.
Speaker 2: And I think and then you pop up very very
Speaker 2: quickly about a minute later. But at this point I'm going,
Speaker 2: what about the co host? Look at him going, look
Speaker 2: at him just kicking goals. And the funny thing about.
Speaker 3: This is every other sports journalist in Adelaide's Southern Australia
Speaker 3: got at least ten.
Speaker 1: Seconds, So that's all I got. Yeah, I don't even
Speaker 1: know what the question is. Was it a question or
Speaker 1: was it? What was I saying?
Speaker 9: This one?
Speaker 2: And then some peanut goes, yeah, I'm trying to keep up.
Speaker 2: We all are, mate, we all are, well, we're talking
Speaker 2: about possibly for this one.
Speaker 1: That's amazing, real exightful stuff there. You're welcome world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine, Welcome to the world of Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 1: Well that's my Can I call that a little brush
Speaker 1: with fun? I'll take whatever I can get.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was in the I was in the afl
Speaker 2: W one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so how did that go? What did you do?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 3: I was at at the press conference before the Grand Final.
Speaker 3: I was up significantly longer than you were.
Speaker 1: So what happens there? Did you get a little fee?
Speaker 1: Did you sign a waiver.
Speaker 2: To sign a waiver? To be honest, that doesn't justify
Speaker 2: a waiver.
Speaker 1: There's no doubt they're seeing there going should we make
Speaker 1: him sign a waiver? One? The first person goes why
Speaker 1: h didn't do anything, and his second person goes why
Speaker 1: he's going to want to do it.
Speaker 2: And the third person went why he didn't even finish
Speaker 2: the question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is my little brush with fame.
Speaker 3: Let's do this thirteen to twenty four ten. Please, what's
Speaker 3: your claim to fame? Did you feature on something on
Speaker 3: the telly?
Speaker 2: Were you on the radio?
Speaker 3: What's been your what's been your little five minutes, not
Speaker 3: even five minutes that.
Speaker 1: Hits the top of the resume, your.
Speaker 2: Little flirt with fame, That's what we want to know.
Speaker 1: We do have exclusive invites for Nova's a red room
Speaker 1: for grabs as well, But I mean for me, I
Speaker 1: just sort of sit back and watch the fane, the
Speaker 1: riches and the fortunes and then everything coming, don't I Yeah,
Speaker 1: here we go with Swine, You're welcome world, my little contribution.
Speaker 2: So we're talking claim to fames this morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're welcome.
Speaker 8: Yeah with Swine.
Speaker 3: That's a hazy starring role. And then you stand documentary
Speaker 3: called Show Me the Money.
Speaker 1: I just looked at my Instagram followers. Yeah yeah, still
Speaker 1: bugger all what's going on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're thirteen twenty four ten. Let us know
Speaker 3: what was your little cameo?
Speaker 2: What have you done? That was your little claim to fame?
Speaker 3: You didn't know this, but I was on a morning
Speaker 3: show in Hobart when I was about six doing a
Speaker 3: jump rope for heart performance because we traveled around Tasmania
Speaker 3: our little troupe and did performances.
Speaker 1: Of course she did. It's a real tazzy thing to do,
Speaker 1: isn't it. Unfortunately didn't get the green light in the
Speaker 1: Eastern States.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: My sister in law though this was in pressive. She
Speaker 3: was an extra mission impossible with Tom Grase.
Speaker 1: Really it's a good one to say, that's very, very impressive.
Speaker 3: It's got the phone. Thirteen twenty four to ten. Claudia
Speaker 3: from Modbury, North, Good morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning guys, how are you going good?
Speaker 2: Hit us with your claim to same please.
Speaker 6: Well it's not as interesting as Hazy's claim to fame.
Speaker 6: But back in the nineties there was this really creepy
Speaker 6: show called The Book Place and It's Yeah, it featured
Speaker 6: this really disturbing talking worm.
Speaker 1: It was a good worm too.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was quite massive, and as a four year
Speaker 6: old I was interviewed by staid worm about what books
Speaker 6: I like to read in my bed and what toys
Speaker 6: I take to my bed at night. So try to
Speaker 6: repress it. But your little segment brought it all up.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Meanwhile, that crazy worm was just entering your subconscious
Speaker 1: and just living there in your head, went free for
Speaker 1: the rest of your life.
Speaker 2: Goodness, Yes, oh, Claudia, that's outstanding.
Speaker 1: He was disgusting that worm.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was that made here Australia.
Speaker 1: I was really sure. I think it was. I think
Speaker 1: it was made in the depths of Hill.
Speaker 2: Right, Tana from Morford Vale. What'd you claim to fame?
Speaker 11: Gel Well a educator and myself ran an a choir
Speaker 11: for some students at our school and we got booked
Speaker 11: for a well known festival in our small country town
Speaker 11: and we thought you know what, let's capitalize on this.
Speaker 11: Will hate the microphones and we'll send me a little jeet.
Speaker 11: John Farnham, you're the voice and kids came out on
Speaker 11: stage holding hands.
Speaker 9: It was a beautiful, beautiful the showfod to Tacond.
Speaker 1: Picture it right now.
Speaker 2: It's stunning, Tana. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Sharon from Salisbury North Good morning, Good morning. What's your
Speaker 3: big claim to fame?
Speaker 11: Sharon?
Speaker 12: My time to fame is you interviewing me a couple
Speaker 12: of years ago on the radio?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 12: Did I to you about I had a heart transplant?
Speaker 2: Wow? I do remember you, Sharon.
Speaker 12: Oh, thank you, Jody. You were aw and I listening
Speaker 12: to you every day again on the radio ever since.
Speaker 2: We love Sharon.
Speaker 8: I love you that.
Speaker 2: Thank you. It's very sweet.
Speaker 1: That is nice. Hey, Sharon has a ticker.
Speaker 12: Sorry, haws.
Speaker 8: The heart.
Speaker 12: Is the best heart ever. And I'm able to do
Speaker 12: things that I never dreamed I could do.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: That's good stuff, isn't it a nice little way to
Speaker 1: finish there?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And if you I mean speaking of heart stopping,
Speaker 3: if you haven't caught it, make sure we can get it.
Speaker 2: Cash. Andrew Hayes on the new Stand documentary.
Speaker 1: This Might give your heart palpitations stuff?
Speaker 10: Is it?
Speaker 2: Bear with us for this one. We were so riveted
Speaker 2: they cut out halfway through your questions.
Speaker 1: Thank you to everybody called up this morning.
Speaker 2: I was hypnotized before the show. I haven't heard this back.
Speaker 3: I am at this point absolutely mortified about what you're
Speaker 3: about to put to air. I know that I can
Speaker 3: be hypnotized really easily because I've been hypnotized before.
Speaker 2: So I literally just take my brain out of my
Speaker 2: head and hand it to Matt Hale.
Speaker 8: And go there, Go do it. Bogle.
Speaker 1: You know how I did a video the other day
Speaker 1: for Worst Job Wednesday. I was in my speedos and
Speaker 1: at one stage I was sort of rubbing myself on
Speaker 1: poor young producers always windscreen. Yeah, how embarrassing that was. Yep,
Speaker 1: this is much worse. Oh, let's just reflect on Jody's
Speaker 1: little session with Matt Hale, the hypnotist. Jody, get ready
Speaker 1: to square. Here's the first part. Very very special guest
Speaker 1: in the studio right now is Matt hal Matt Solow
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 10: Hey, Hazy, thanks for having me and Jody as well.
Speaker 10: This is a fantastic lovely to be here. Great to
Speaker 10: be back in Adelaide. Yes, yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1: To have you, and we're so pumped that we are
Speaker 1: the festival state. We're back.
Speaker 10: Absolutely, it is going crazy, but I don't know what
Speaker 10: this past weekend has been insane.
Speaker 2: All across the I just want you to hold my hands.
Speaker 8: Oh really, I'll hold your hand. That's fine.
Speaker 10: We met on a weather cross last year and then
Speaker 10: you know, it's been best friends ever since.
Speaker 2: I just feel it feels nice, feels nice.
Speaker 10: Feels nice, and say, we will have to explain that
Speaker 10: we have already done a little bit of work with
Speaker 10: Jody already.
Speaker 1: Just behind the scenes. So so this isn't the first time.
Speaker 1: So he took Joy out for a few minutes just
Speaker 1: to get her on the right headspace.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because can you stroke my hand?
Speaker 8: Chemist Yeah, absolutely, yes.
Speaker 10: It's an unusual kind of request in a radio. And
Speaker 10: if you will say, and all the time I've been
Speaker 10: doing this, it's good.
Speaker 8: Okay, So.
Speaker 2: Traditionally what we do we can hold my hand to.
Speaker 1: Push a button.
Speaker 2: So yeah, Andrew hold my hand.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, you've got a spare hands.
Speaker 2: It's finally, so stroke it.
Speaker 10: So yeah, off air, I just make sure Jody, you know,
Speaker 10: had this kind of nice ability to be able to
Speaker 10: switch off.
Speaker 8: Now I think we can already see.
Speaker 2: I tried to say this to you.
Speaker 3: What is that like my brain is so active that
Speaker 3: any opportunity to relax.
Speaker 1: I just yeah, you take it. I love it.
Speaker 8: You take it feels good?
Speaker 2: Hey, like I could actually fall asleep on the microphone.
Speaker 6: I just like.
Speaker 1: I just like how Matt said, Hey, by the way,
Speaker 1: I just need some prep Jody before we get into
Speaker 1: this thing, and he took her out there and then
Speaker 1: gave her about ten shots of vodka.
Speaker 8: Oh the secrets out the secrets out there.
Speaker 2: You stopped holding my hand.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now we're back to real time. And that's just
Speaker 1: a little tea. That's just a little taste. Why are
Speaker 1: you squirming around this yet like a big giants?
Speaker 2: I get so affectionate, for goodness sake, so needy.
Speaker 10: Shut up.
Speaker 1: We're going to put a giant piece on social media
Speaker 1: as well. But coming up next is the main bit.
Speaker 1: When you really really shine as an absolute hypnotized zombie.
Speaker 1: I'm going to call you earlier on today and now
Speaker 1: you've got hypnotized either. Great, Matt Hale. He performs not
Speaker 1: there glutting your tickets from fringe ticks, and look, you
Speaker 1: have no recollection of what happened. Can you also explain
Speaker 1: to us what you feel when you get hypnotized.
Speaker 3: It feels like you you sort of a cognizant of
Speaker 3: what's going on, but you can't stop yourself, and you
Speaker 3: can't stop what's about to come out your mouth. And
Speaker 3: it's a little bit like having a couple of drinks
Speaker 3: and being a bit tipsy.
Speaker 1: It sounds like someone who's had probably too many drinks,
Speaker 1: like you can't stop what's coming out in your mouth
Speaker 1: though you know you should.
Speaker 2: No, exactly right, that's the best way.
Speaker 1: To describe it, all right, audio to you would you
Speaker 1: like to hear?
Speaker 2: But really not overly?
Speaker 8: Jody, you can sleep now onto that microphone.
Speaker 10: Nice reacts there, some relax there, Jody fantastic, got that microphone.
Speaker 10: So Jody, here's the thing and Hazel start have a
Speaker 10: little bit of a chat. You're going to start doing
Speaker 10: some very bizarre warm up vocal exercises for the interview.
Speaker 10: It's going to be quite loud and disrupt not you
Speaker 10: had to understand if you've got space not yet one
Speaker 10: two and great to be in the studio with you here, hazy,
Speaker 10: And it's so lovely to have Jody.
Speaker 2: Here checking my levels. I'm checking my level, checking my leble.
Speaker 8: That already we we did that. So yeah, it's a
Speaker 8: pleasure to be back in the studio at no. But
Speaker 8: is this normal?
Speaker 1: Pretty much?
Speaker 8: But your daily But how are you?
Speaker 1: Mate?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm fantastic, trying to.
Speaker 1: God like you really stretched. That's good.
Speaker 5: We doing a We're doing don't don't do.
Speaker 1: This year one of the rules.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think last time I did that, you said,
Speaker 2: don't do it again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm not gonna in our top ten rules.
Speaker 10: Of course, we're coming into Oscar season, so many amazing movies,
Speaker 10: so many amazing movies.
Speaker 8: And of course we have our our movie reviewer. Jody
Speaker 8: obviously comes from a great pedigory of movie reviewing, however.
Speaker 10: Particularly harsh. He's known for being a particularly harsh reviewer.
Speaker 10: We'll go through a few of the Oscar Best Picture
Speaker 10: nominations just to get your thoughts on them, whether you've
Speaker 10: seen them or not.
Speaker 8: But I'll tell you what, You're gonna be so harsh.
Speaker 8: You're gonna hate every single one of those movies. Thank
Speaker 8: you so much. It's great to be in on your
Speaker 8: movie section.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 8: I mean, I'm a big fan of the movies, and
Speaker 8: will you been reviewing them for a year.
Speaker 10: I need to find out like an expert reviewer's view
Speaker 10: on these nominations because there's some big pictures out there.
Speaker 8: And of course, I mean, tell me one Avatar. I
Speaker 8: can't believe Avatar's back over the years.
Speaker 1: What a movie.
Speaker 3: So I've not even ever watched an Avatar. And then
Speaker 3: all I know about Avatar is it makes him really horny.
Speaker 9: It makes you, I'm it makes you, It makes you horny.
Speaker 9: Avatar makes you horny, you know what I think?
Speaker 1: At once I said that those big blue beasts were
Speaker 1: quite athletic.
Speaker 2: No, I remember saying that it made me want you
Speaker 2: are turned on by a blue person.
Speaker 8: Elvis, the Elvis movie.
Speaker 6: I hated it.
Speaker 2: That I swear to God, Matt Hale.
Speaker 3: I watched it for eight minutes on the plane and
Speaker 3: then I was like, I can't sleep on planes, but
Speaker 3: it put me to sleep literally, And then I was like,
Speaker 3: on the way home, I thought I'll try Elvis again.
Speaker 2: I'll try him again.
Speaker 8: Got past eight minutes, No.
Speaker 3: Seven and a half, and then I like, tapped out
Speaker 3: what an absolute book movie that is.
Speaker 2: And also the guy who won it didn't me win
Speaker 2: Best Actor?
Speaker 8: He's one best actor.
Speaker 2: It was horrible. He was so bad. Then Tom Hanks
Speaker 2: he got nominated.
Speaker 3: For Raspberry and I was like, damn straight he should
Speaker 3: he was terrible.
Speaker 8: They literally just gave him a Raspberry for it.
Speaker 1: That was all they did.
Speaker 8: Top Gun. Come on, we can all agree on that one.
Speaker 10: Top Gun.
Speaker 2: Top Gun.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't even see the first one, so why
Speaker 3: would I bother the scorers with the second one?
Speaker 8: It's kind of your job to do that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: No, But I don't know. I just it's almost like
Speaker 2: it's a movie that.
Speaker 3: Was good seven hundred years ago and we're going to
Speaker 3: reinvent it, and then is it gonna be good for
Speaker 3: the second time around? And why didn't they get Kelly McGinnis.
Speaker 3: Isn't it Kelly McGill willis Why didn't they get her
Speaker 3: to do it the second time around?
Speaker 2: Is it because she's like fifteen ls so she's too
Speaker 2: old for that?
Speaker 8: Well, Tom Cruise is told, But that's what.
Speaker 3: I mean about the misogyny of the whole situation. Tom
Speaker 3: Cruise is okay, but Kelly mcginner, this is.
Speaker 10: Not Lly mcginna againness, I reckon we should get Kelly
Speaker 10: mcgins it Guinness in it. So yeah, I'll tell you what,
Speaker 10: anytime any of us in this studio mentioned the word
Speaker 10: nov people will get funnier and funnier.
Speaker 8: To you that each time we mentioned the word nover
Speaker 8: it will.
Speaker 1: Make you laugh more and more.
Speaker 10: Well, thank you everybody today, there's been a pleasure popping
Speaker 10: into nov again, which is.
Speaker 8: It's great.
Speaker 10: It's great to see you in your new Nova home.
Speaker 10: It's only just beautiful. It's a really fun show to
Speaker 10: be part of. And in the times I come to Nova,
Speaker 10: every time I come to Nova, it's just such a
Speaker 10: it's such a great experience. I mean, the team here
Speaker 10: at Nova absolutely amazing. In fact, everyone from the Nova receptionists,
Speaker 10: everyone through the nov producers, the representers, even the way
Speaker 10: the no.
Speaker 13: Logo because over stupid off.
Speaker 1: That's the funny thing, the jacks on them. We're back,
Speaker 1: We're back in the now. You've just heard that for
Speaker 1: the first time. What was going on?
Speaker 2: Here's of embarrassment?
Speaker 1: What the hell?
Speaker 2: What the hell goes on the newsroom? Shagging your head?
Speaker 13: My goodness, you've even offended news reader, you could never
Speaker 13: offend me.
Speaker 5: Joy.
Speaker 1: Thanks ever, thank you are the full uncut version as well.
Speaker 2: Make sure you check that out everyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which also includes details of your new friend show
Speaker 1: that's coming up. You remember playing that.
Speaker 2: Said something about Jody and a potato. Yes, those lines
Speaker 2: sounds fascinating.
Speaker 1: Very good stuff. Make sure you check out the video
Speaker 1: that's coming up as well. On the socials at and
Speaker 1: over naa night and at Jody and Hazy. Apologies everyone
Speaker 1: a good stuff. I'll just about do us for today.
Speaker 2: I reckon, we're done here.
Speaker 1: You don't.
Speaker 2: It's been a morning.
Speaker 1: It's been a morning.
Speaker 2: Thank you for that.
Speaker 1: Ah, you're so welcome. A big special shout out to
Speaker 1: our good mate Matt Hall who puts you under a spell.
Speaker 1: And we thought that you'd had one thousand drinks.
Speaker 3: That's what it sounded like, didn't it and looked like.
Speaker 3: So if you'd like to check it out the social video, please.
Speaker 1: Don't for goodness saying to yourself a favor. Jump on
Speaker 1: the socials over no my nine and Jodi and Hazy
Speaker 1: tomorrow a big show coming up. Edge sharing tickets more
Speaker 1: edge hearing tickets via I guess the ads and We're
Speaker 1: gonna put a little clue on the podcast as well,
Speaker 1: to give you a bit of a heads up. It
Speaker 1: was a bit a tough one today, and I dare
Speaker 1: say they might even get tougher as we go along,
Speaker 1: could do.
Speaker 3: We've got more red room invites as well, your chance
Speaker 3: to get on the standby list for first class and
Speaker 3: fifty K and a bando man is going to join
Speaker 3: us in the studio.
Speaker 1: Alright, you have a sleep, Rock, no problease. I'm exhausted
Speaker 1: catching tomorrow morning. Alades, Godi and Hazy