WEBVTT - Ross Noble & The Human Shuttlecock

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<v Speaker 1>Look first and foremost, I know what you're after. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me just get straight to the point and give you

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<v Speaker 1>the little teaser for the Ed Sheeran song here it is.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that one? It's nice though, isn't it? Thursday's edition

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<v Speaker 1>of Guests the Ed Edge sheer and tickets up for grabs.

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<v Speaker 1>What song is that? And can I just say this

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<v Speaker 1>is a spot where I can really sort of feel

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<v Speaker 1>like myself and open up and just concentrating on developing

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<v Speaker 1>my own character both physically, personally, mentally, and spiritually and

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<v Speaker 1>taking to the next level. So thank you for tuning

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<v Speaker 1>in and sharing this experience with me. How do you

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<v Speaker 1>feel about things.

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<v Speaker 2>Joey, settle down here, It's just the podcast been going on.

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<v Speaker 2>You had me hypnotized. Why you would do that?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, completely went under completely, had no idea

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<v Speaker 3>what I was doing or saying.

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<v Speaker 2>So thanks for that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, You're so welcome. Please do yourself a favor and

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<v Speaker 1>jump on the socials and have a look at this video,

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<v Speaker 1>because joy, it's almost like Jody's had one to sixteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Drinks anywhere in between comhere in between.

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<v Speaker 1>On the latter stages. Though I'm famous now too.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, Oh, yes you are, because you have

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<v Speaker 3>a starring role in the new AFL documentary called Show

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<v Speaker 3>Me the Money. Oh my god, what you do in

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<v Speaker 3>this is extraordinary.

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<v Speaker 1>It is nothing short than extraordinary. Do you want a snake pete? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is you asking a question into press converence.

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<v Speaker 2>Bear with us for this one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I didn't even They didn't even do the whole question, mate, Sure.

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<v Speaker 1>What the end of the sentence was, but no doubt

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<v Speaker 1>was really riveting anyway. I'm just going to wait for

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<v Speaker 1>the royalties to flow through. They must not have my

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<v Speaker 1>bank details.

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<v Speaker 3>Ross Noble also swung by for a bit of comedy

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<v Speaker 3>gold given the fringes on right now here in Adelaide,

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<v Speaker 3>So strap in and enjoy the potty.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Jody and Hazy, Hello, time now to catch up

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<v Speaker 1>with one of the absolute doions of the comedy industry.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fair to say, is yeah, I reckon been around

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<v Speaker 1>for so long, joins us magnificent to stop seeing the

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<v Speaker 1>intro for you, isn't it? I like it. It's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Ross Noble's twenty first comedy tour. That's outrageous

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<v Speaker 2>twenty one.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but that's just sore little to us. That's me

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<v Speaker 4>just on my own tour and around. Yeah that's gone

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<v Speaker 4>long before that. Yeah right, Yeah, we'll work out your age.

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<v Speaker 4>Then when did you start what I start when I

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<v Speaker 4>was fifteen?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? Yeah, and I'm forty seven. Now there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not forty six. I'm turning for a year off.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, so hazy. Last week I was lucky enough

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<v Speaker 3>to do a live cross on ten years First with

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<v Speaker 3>Ross and that was an adventure because halfway through someone

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<v Speaker 3>walked behind us and he you know, because it's fringe

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<v Speaker 3>and people just dressed up in the most bizarre stuff

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<v Speaker 3>and a guy had like a netted skirt on, and

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<v Speaker 3>he goes, you know, the things you see when you

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<v Speaker 3>walk around, like, look at this bloke.

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<v Speaker 2>He looks like a human shuttlecock.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I met the book.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually I saw. I was in the I was in

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<v Speaker 4>the bar, and hek what we went. I'm the shuttle

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm completely forgotten about it. And as part of

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<v Speaker 4>you goes, yeah, however, you want to live your life,

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<v Speaker 4>you just live your life. You want to be a

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<v Speaker 4>shuttle cock? Then, you know, because what it was that

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<v Speaker 4>there was a look. I think it was the look

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<v Speaker 4>of the other people listening, because what I said was

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<v Speaker 4>this guy's doing a show.

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<v Speaker 1>He's known as the human shuttle Cock.

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<v Speaker 4>They fire him into the air and then he lands

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<v Speaker 4>on the floor, and the audience for the second half

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<v Speaker 4>of the show watch him having the ambulance people attending

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<v Speaker 4>to his head injury. And I saw the publicist for

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<v Speaker 4>the festival. Well, I'm clearly joking, but I mean I

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<v Speaker 4>would watch half an hour if somebody have been treated

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<v Speaker 4>for head injuries. And I saw the problicists for the

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<v Speaker 4>festival kind of winch like sort of wins the winch.

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<v Speaker 4>She had a full winch on the wins and just

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<v Speaker 4>sort of go, oh my god, you can't see if

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<v Speaker 4>somebody's got head injuries on the live.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a little nervous about the reaction of the newsroom,

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<v Speaker 2>but they loved it. They said it was brilliant, So

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<v Speaker 2>there you go.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's right, as long as they didn't imagine if

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<v Speaker 4>it had gone for that and it literally got and

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<v Speaker 4>in other news massive head injuries for.

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<v Speaker 1>Somewhere, Oh god, Cross Cross Noble has the lightest, let's

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<v Speaker 1>get the exclusive.

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<v Speaker 3>Well if you do, I mean he's a sports presenter,

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<v Speaker 3>so you have to do those awkward segways, don't you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I mean really you're talking about death in sport,

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<v Speaker 1>are you? Hopefully not? Depends what the sport is, So

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<v Speaker 1>what you do the news? There's a few victims.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because there's the lose, but then there's the skeleton, yes,

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<v Speaker 4>seeing that one. The skeleton is basically it's like they

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<v Speaker 4>lose like the Bob slip, but without any of the stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just the body just coming down and you don't

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<v Speaker 5>know when it's gone wrong. You're waiting to see death.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's sort of like the person crashes, but they're

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<v Speaker 4>still coming down. You've got there's no change here, it

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<v Speaker 4>is until they cross the line. Help and the sports

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<v Speaker 4>that's a tricky one for the sports reporter.

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<v Speaker 1>How did it go?

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<v Speaker 4>It's either as the best run ever or middle ground?

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<v Speaker 1>With the skeleton.

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<v Speaker 5>Is his head in the they just goes he needs

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<v Speaker 5>to be wiped on his brow.

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<v Speaker 4>But do we need a spoon to scoop him out

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<v Speaker 4>of the helmet? So you do that thing? Who doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>love seeing a bit of helmet scoopy? So you do

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<v Speaker 4>that way where the news presenter finishes the thing and

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<v Speaker 4>then he and like literally turns over like turns around

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<v Speaker 4>and says in sport you and do you have to

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<v Speaker 4>do that thing where you go from because I like

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<v Speaker 4>that as well, like the transition.

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<v Speaker 1>This is going to be in your head the next day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes it is. And I only do a part time,

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<v Speaker 1>only do the proper sports presenting, so I'm very amateur

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<v Speaker 1>at it.

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<v Speaker 4>So when there's because there's a moment where you pretending

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<v Speaker 4>to talk to the news presenter, where you're going, well,

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<v Speaker 4>that's nice. I certainly will go to the South Australian

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<v Speaker 4>Honey Festival and somebody who's having a sweet time at the.

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<v Speaker 1>Moment is afl legend.

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<v Speaker 4>And then it's like no longer talking to the presenter

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<v Speaker 4>and they're talking to the camera.

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<v Speaker 1>And you just I like to sit at home and

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<v Speaker 1>what's the news? What's it? What's the sports presenter? And

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<v Speaker 1>and it's late.

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<v Speaker 4>There's been an argument and it's like you going yes

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<v Speaker 4>and then looking away.

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<v Speaker 1>Those relationships over ross noble, we.

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<v Speaker 3>Could talk to you all day. You can't stay on track,

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<v Speaker 3>but we could talk to you all day.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for coming in absolute pleasure.

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<v Speaker 4>Come sure every night at the Gluttony.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called gibb Jabber Jamboree.

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<v Speaker 1>Ross Noble Gluttney Nightly until March nineteen. Tickets through Gluttony

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<v Speaker 1>dot net dot au. Ross, thank you so much. I've

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<v Speaker 1>learnt a lot. Bring a tanner and you get in three.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a that's a joke. You're doing Adelaides and Hazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well the guest weekly story.

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<v Speaker 6>Just tell me.

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<v Speaker 3>Huge week one before we rip into the juice. Never

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<v Speaker 3>ever ask the men that you work with, what's your face?

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<v Speaker 3>I D thinks each and every day when you try

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<v Speaker 3>and scan in, because they'll have some real feedback for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, fortunately produced, Sean and I both went down the

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<v Speaker 1>path of maybe it's like, is that you jeez? What

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<v Speaker 1>did you do last night? It was a little bit negative,

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<v Speaker 1>but then we flipped it to say that your face.

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<v Speaker 1>ID might say, wow, is that you or your daughter?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on in't you come to the phone. Here's some

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<v Speaker 1>access anyway, Well, we're sweating here, aren't we?

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<v Speaker 3>Producing Sean heartbreaking news for Justin Bieber fans.

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<v Speaker 2>He's canceled his Australian tour.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, Dan, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>So on the website it says Frontier Touring regret to

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<v Speaker 3>advise that Justin Bieber's Justice tour of Australia and New

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<v Speaker 3>Zealand has been canceled. All tickets purchase will be refunded

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<v Speaker 3>directly from the official ticketing supplier.

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<v Speaker 2>We figured that.

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<v Speaker 3>He's going to be hundreds of thousands of tickets in total,

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<v Speaker 3>and then he released a statement and this is what

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<v Speaker 3>Justin had to say for himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes he is.

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<v Speaker 2>You see what we did there.

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<v Speaker 3>We took the lyrics of a Biba song to make

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<v Speaker 3>out like he was actually saying sorry to the Australian people.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what was going on here? I just had

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<v Speaker 1>two little spots, you know, I just clicked on them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's no wood as to why. No one can

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<v Speaker 3>work out exactly why he's canceled. So a bit more

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<v Speaker 3>gym shaming on Maths last night. So this guy, he

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<v Speaker 3>was supposed to be the nice guy of this group

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<v Speaker 3>of belligerent men and he's turned out not to be

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<v Speaker 3>and I don't know how to put this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no, he's turned out to be a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>an ass.

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<v Speaker 3>So here he is having yet another crack at his

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<v Speaker 3>wife's inability to go to the gym.

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<v Speaker 7>Sandy, if I spent that much time at the gym

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<v Speaker 7>as what you do on the couch, I'd be absolutely

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<v Speaker 7>shredded and ripped to no end. I'm out running, I'm

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<v Speaker 7>out hiking, I'm out in the water, I'm in the

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<v Speaker 7>ocean because.

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<v Speaker 1>I a beast mode. Then go to your best mood,

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<v Speaker 1>Go off, Prince.

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<v Speaker 2>Any bloke who says I'm in be smoke, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't say you're a b smoe unless you're Marshawn Lynch,

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<v Speaker 1>and you probably don't know who that is. Marshall Lynch, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>used to play in the NFL.

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<v Speaker 2>NFL player. Yes, Now let's move on.

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<v Speaker 3>Bunning's Warehouse has confirmed its largest department expansion in twenty years,

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<v Speaker 3>and this time, guess who it's for? Our little furry

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<v Speaker 3>friends dog. So, the hardware giant has announced stores across

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<v Speaker 3>Australia will now stop pet food toys, bowls, expanding the

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<v Speaker 3>existing range of kennels, mats and pet doors.

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<v Speaker 2>Good news for all the pet lovers out there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice. Do you remember when he's a little trip

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<v Speaker 1>down memory lane? Do you remember and Bunnings said you

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<v Speaker 1>could bring your pets into Bunnings?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>They did that years and years ago. That's when I

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<v Speaker 1>first worked at nov. He thought this would be fun

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<v Speaker 1>and we took it any camel. That's a true story.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name was Alice, and she still wasn't granted access.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, do you have your shirt off?

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<v Speaker 1>Kept it on the rare days, which is nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Seems to be what you went to back in the day.

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<v Speaker 2>And sometimes still.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone needs to get pink out of here stat because

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<v Speaker 3>Ed Shearing is smashing all her ticket sales concert records

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<v Speaker 3>across the board. So he's playing the MCG on Friday night.

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<v Speaker 3>He shifted upwards of one hundred and seven thousand tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Mate, the bloke knows how to shift tickets like Dan

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<v Speaker 1>knows how to shift sea at.

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<v Speaker 3>A gym on Thursday night show, he's past the one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred thousand ticket markers. Well, so think about that, two

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<v Speaker 3>hundred thousand people over two nights going to see Ed.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is the pulling power of Ed Shearan. My wife,

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<v Speaker 1>who looks.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't go anywhere ever.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never even met her, and I'm starting to think

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<v Speaker 3>she doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 2>And you've got a made up wife and children. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>proceed That is.

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<v Speaker 1>The room around here. And then last night I said,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you want to get Ed sheeron? And she

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<v Speaker 1>nearly bit my head off with a really solid yest.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's so good, and Sharon, absolutely I'll be the heir.

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<v Speaker 3>And on an even bigger and brighter note, I get

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<v Speaker 3>to get in your wife's year about what I have

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<v Speaker 3>to put up with each and everything feedback. Look for

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<v Speaker 3>holiday you this summer because he's at a little different

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<v Speaker 3>on holiday, more of daring, relaxing, sometimes a bit more fancy.

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<v Speaker 3>And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit

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<v Speaker 3>your style, booking.

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<v Speaker 1>XT getaway on the what if? What if it's Ozzie

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<v Speaker 1>for travel?

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<v Speaker 7>You're telling me you built the time machine on this daisy.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy hunt Day Wednesday, first of March, Happy first day

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<v Speaker 1>of the month. Pinching a punch? There you go?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Twelve Thursday, nineteen ninety four. Justin Bieber was born in

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<v Speaker 1>Ontario and Canada. Today is his twenty ninth birthday. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't think of someone who completely flipped their career around

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<v Speaker 1>better than Justin Bieber when he released what do You Mean? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>But before that he was almost this annoying little child singer.

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<v Speaker 1>We see bee bee bet the most dislike song on YouTube?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is it true?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's probably up there for one of the

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<v Speaker 1>most likes on as well.

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<v Speaker 2>But what about what about that song It's Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>Fine Rebecca Black? About that she's still waiting to the justin.

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<v Speaker 3>Bieberslip, It's pending Watch this Space.

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<v Speaker 1>Nineteen eighty seven. Cash I was born in California. Today

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<v Speaker 1>is her thirty sixth birthday. Any confirmation did Kesha still

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<v Speaker 1>have the S as a money symbol in her name?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know she does. He did that when he

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<v Speaker 1>turned thirty day Ja you move on? At what stage?

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<v Speaker 1>Will Asap Rocky get rid of the money symbol as

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<v Speaker 1>an S.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got a money symbol for Hazy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time you sign up an email, you go Hazy.

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<v Speaker 5>Dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the only money that's that I see in my name.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly nineteen sixty two, Kmart open their first door in

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<v Speaker 1>the US in Michigan. I'm just going to say it,

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<v Speaker 1>Kmart sucks. I'm kidding, and you would get that sort

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<v Speaker 1>of reaction, joking. Phone line's going off right now, don't you?

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<v Speaker 1>Very dairy mums just surrounding the Novi studio get him

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<v Speaker 1>out of here?

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<v Speaker 2>How very dare you came?

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<v Speaker 1>It's amazing even I can appreciate. Nineteen seventy five, color

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<v Speaker 1>television officially began in Australia.

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<v Speaker 8>You're doing black and white?

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<v Speaker 9>I am not.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, you are unny Jack. Wow, I'm glad I did

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<v Speaker 8>catch it.

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<v Speaker 1>What that horrible disease that comes with color?

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<v Speaker 7>Greek slim popis green slime.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good stuff. Twenty twenty, Australia recorded its first death

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<v Speaker 1>from COVID nineteen.

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<v Speaker 8>Coronavirus has turned deadly in Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>A seventy eight year old West Australian man.

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<v Speaker 10>Was being treated at a Perth hospital when he succumbed

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<v Speaker 10>to the virus.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty twenty one, Michael Gadinsky, Australian music entrepreneur, died at

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<v Speaker 1>the age of sixty eight. Huge tribute as it should

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<v Speaker 1>have been an absolute pioneer for doing big things in

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<v Speaker 1>this country and abroad. Number one sang on in March

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<v Speaker 1>verse two thousands. This is just an absolute banger and

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<v Speaker 1>it will never get old. Pure sures by all Saints.

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<v Speaker 1>Think of the beach too, Think of Leo DiCaprio and

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<v Speaker 1>the beach. Yes, let's take a little trip back.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to do it ready? I'm moving, I'm can.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for joining in. Well, I'm gonna let the guys

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<v Speaker 1>do the verse first. Are you back on planet Earth?

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm okay now, but I don't have too

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<v Speaker 3>much recollection of what went down before the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we're going to recap and that's our little experience

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<v Speaker 1>of yours coming up very very soon.

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<v Speaker 2>This is huge what I'm about to talk about.

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<v Speaker 3>So, you, my friend, are a rising start. There is

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<v Speaker 3>no question about that, absolutely, and it's.

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<v Speaker 2>A beautiful thing to watch.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm always said I can't wait for Adelaide, South

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<v Speaker 3>Australia to realize just how talented you are, because, let's

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<v Speaker 3>be honest, no one knew you when you first started here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, compliments coupled with a swift little backhand.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, now I see the whole world has got access

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<v Speaker 3>and this is outstanding. So, sitting on my couch the

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<v Speaker 3>other night, I was watching the new AFL doco show

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<v Speaker 3>it's called Show Me the Money on Stan And you

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<v Speaker 3>didn't tell me you had a starring role.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you do, very I'm sitting there.

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<v Speaker 3>And while you were going, hold up, wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 3>I know that voice.

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<v Speaker 2>So here, I just want to play it for everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>Here is your astounding caveo performance on a stand documentary.

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<v Speaker 2>You ready for it? Have a listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we've got the wrong gravy because it cut

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<v Speaker 1>out after three seconds us you said bear with us

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<v Speaker 1>for this one.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the rest of the question?

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone was so bored with you that they cut you

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<v Speaker 3>off halfway through your question in the press conference.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think and then you pop up very very

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<v Speaker 2>quickly about a minute later. But at this point I'm going,

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<v Speaker 2>what about the co host? Look at him going, look

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<v Speaker 2>at him just kicking goals. And the funny thing about.

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<v Speaker 3>This is every other sports journalist in Adelaide's Southern Australia

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<v Speaker 3>got at least ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Seconds, So that's all I got. Yeah, I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know what the question is. Was it a question or

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<v Speaker 1>was it? What was I saying?

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<v Speaker 9>This one?

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<v Speaker 2>And then some peanut goes, yeah, I'm trying to keep up.

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<v Speaker 2>We all are, mate, we all are, well, we're talking

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<v Speaker 2>about possibly for this one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's amazing, real exightful stuff there. You're welcome world.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's fine, Welcome to the world of Andrew Hayes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's my Can I call that a little brush

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<v Speaker 1>with fun? I'll take whatever I can get.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was in the I was in the afl

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<v Speaker 2>W one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, so how did that go? What did you do?

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<v Speaker 9>So?

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<v Speaker 3>I was at at the press conference before the Grand Final.

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<v Speaker 3>I was up significantly longer than you were.

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<v Speaker 1>So what happens there? Did you get a little fee?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you sign a waiver.

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<v Speaker 2>To sign a waiver? To be honest, that doesn't justify

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<v Speaker 2>a waiver.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no doubt they're seeing there going should we make

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<v Speaker 1>him sign a waiver? One? The first person goes why

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<v Speaker 1>h didn't do anything, and his second person goes why

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<v Speaker 1>he's going to want to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>And the third person went why he didn't even finish

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<v Speaker 2>the question.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is my little brush with fame.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's do this thirteen to twenty four ten. Please, what's

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<v Speaker 3>your claim to fame? Did you feature on something on

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<v Speaker 3>the telly?

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<v Speaker 2>Were you on the radio?

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<v Speaker 3>What's been your what's been your little five minutes, not

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<v Speaker 3>even five minutes that.

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<v Speaker 1>Hits the top of the resume, your.

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<v Speaker 2>Little flirt with fame, That's what we want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>We do have exclusive invites for Nova's a red room

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<v Speaker 1>for grabs as well, But I mean for me, I

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<v Speaker 1>just sort of sit back and watch the fane, the

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<v Speaker 1>riches and the fortunes and then everything coming, don't I Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go with Swine, You're welcome world, my little contribution.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're talking claim to fames this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you're welcome.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah with Swine.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a hazy starring role. And then you stand documentary

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<v Speaker 3>called Show Me the Money.

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<v Speaker 1>I just looked at my Instagram followers. Yeah yeah, still

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<v Speaker 1>bugger all what's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so we're thirteen twenty four ten. Let us know

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<v Speaker 3>what was your little cameo?

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<v Speaker 2>What have you done? That was your little claim to fame?

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't know this, but I was on a morning

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<v Speaker 3>show in Hobart when I was about six doing a

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<v Speaker 3>jump rope for heart performance because we traveled around Tasmania

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<v Speaker 3>our little troupe and did performances.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course she did. It's a real tazzy thing to do,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it. Unfortunately didn't get the green light in the

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<v Speaker 1>Eastern States.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 3>My sister in law though this was in pressive. She

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<v Speaker 3>was an extra mission impossible with Tom Grase.

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<v Speaker 1>Really it's a good one to say, that's very, very impressive.

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<v Speaker 3>It's got the phone. Thirteen twenty four to ten. Claudia

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<v Speaker 3>from Modbury, North, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning guys, how are you going good?

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<v Speaker 2>Hit us with your claim to same please.

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<v Speaker 6>Well it's not as interesting as Hazy's claim to fame.

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<v Speaker 6>But back in the nineties there was this really creepy

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<v Speaker 6>show called The Book Place and It's Yeah, it featured

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<v Speaker 6>this really disturbing talking worm.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a good worm too.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it was quite massive, and as a four year

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<v Speaker 6>old I was interviewed by staid worm about what books

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<v Speaker 6>I like to read in my bed and what toys

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<v Speaker 6>I take to my bed at night. So try to

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<v Speaker 6>repress it. But your little segment brought it all up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Meanwhile, that crazy worm was just entering your subconscious

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<v Speaker 1>and just living there in your head, went free for

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of your life.

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<v Speaker 2>Goodness, Yes, oh, Claudia, that's outstanding.

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<v Speaker 1>He was disgusting that worm.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it was that made here Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>I was really sure. I think it was. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was made in the depths of Hill.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Tana from Morford Vale. What'd you claim to fame?

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<v Speaker 11>Gel Well a educator and myself ran an a choir

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<v Speaker 11>for some students at our school and we got booked

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<v Speaker 11>for a well known festival in our small country town

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<v Speaker 11>and we thought you know what, let's capitalize on this.

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<v Speaker 11>Will hate the microphones and we'll send me a little jeet.

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<v Speaker 11>John Farnham, you're the voice and kids came out on

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<v Speaker 11>stage holding hands.

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<v Speaker 9>It was a beautiful, beautiful the showfod to Tacond.

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<v Speaker 1>Picture it right now.

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<v Speaker 2>It's stunning, Tana. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Sharon from Salisbury North Good morning, Good morning. What's your

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<v Speaker 3>big claim to fame?

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<v Speaker 11>Sharon?

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<v Speaker 12>My time to fame is you interviewing me a couple

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<v Speaker 12>of years ago on the radio?

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<v Speaker 3>Ah?

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<v Speaker 12>Did I to you about I had a heart transplant?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow? I do remember you, Sharon.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh, thank you, Jody. You were aw and I listening

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<v Speaker 12>to you every day again on the radio ever since.

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<v Speaker 2>We love Sharon.

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<v Speaker 8>I love you that.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. It's very sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>That is nice. Hey, Sharon has a ticker.

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<v Speaker 12>Sorry, haws.

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<v Speaker 8>The heart.

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<v Speaker 12>Is the best heart ever. And I'm able to do

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<v Speaker 12>things that I never dreamed I could do.

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<v Speaker 2>That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good stuff, isn't it a nice little way to

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<v Speaker 1>finish there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? And if you I mean speaking of heart stopping,

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<v Speaker 3>if you haven't caught it, make sure we can get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Cash. Andrew Hayes on the new Stand documentary.

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<v Speaker 1>This Might give your heart palpitations stuff?

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<v Speaker 10>Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Bear with us for this one. We were so riveted

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<v Speaker 2>they cut out halfway through your questions.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you to everybody called up this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I was hypnotized before the show. I haven't heard this back.

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<v Speaker 3>I am at this point absolutely mortified about what you're

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<v Speaker 3>about to put to air. I know that I can

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<v Speaker 3>be hypnotized really easily because I've been hypnotized before.

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<v Speaker 2>So I literally just take my brain out of my

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<v Speaker 2>head and hand it to Matt Hale.

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<v Speaker 8>And go there, Go do it. Bogle.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how I did a video the other day

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<v Speaker 1>for Worst Job Wednesday. I was in my speedos and

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<v Speaker 1>at one stage I was sort of rubbing myself on

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<v Speaker 1>poor young producers always windscreen. Yeah, how embarrassing that was. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>this is much worse. Oh, let's just reflect on Jody's

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<v Speaker 1>little session with Matt Hale, the hypnotist. Jody, get ready

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<v Speaker 1>to square. Here's the first part. Very very special guest

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<v Speaker 1>in the studio right now is Matt hal Matt Solow

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<v Speaker 1>to you.

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<v Speaker 10>Hey, Hazy, thanks for having me and Jody as well.

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<v Speaker 10>This is a fantastic lovely to be here. Great to

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<v Speaker 10>be back in Adelaide. Yes, yeah, it's good.

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<v Speaker 1>To have you, and we're so pumped that we are

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<v Speaker 1>the festival state. We're back.

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<v Speaker 10>Absolutely, it is going crazy, but I don't know what

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<v Speaker 10>this past weekend has been insane.

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<v Speaker 2>All across the I just want you to hold my hands.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh really, I'll hold your hand. That's fine.

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<v Speaker 10>We met on a weather cross last year and then

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<v Speaker 10>you know, it's been best friends ever since.

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<v Speaker 2>I just feel it feels nice, feels nice.

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<v Speaker 10>Feels nice, and say, we will have to explain that

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<v Speaker 10>we have already done a little bit of work with

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<v Speaker 10>Jody already.

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<v Speaker 1>Just behind the scenes. So so this isn't the first time.

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<v Speaker 1>So he took Joy out for a few minutes just

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<v Speaker 1>to get her on the right headspace.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because can you stroke my hand?

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<v Speaker 8>Chemist Yeah, absolutely, yes.

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<v Speaker 10>It's an unusual kind of request in a radio. And

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<v Speaker 10>if you will say, and all the time I've been

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<v Speaker 10>doing this, it's good.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, So.

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<v Speaker 2>Traditionally what we do we can hold my hand to.

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<v Speaker 1>Push a button.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, Andrew hold my hand.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, okay, you've got a spare hands.

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<v Speaker 2>It's finally, so stroke it.

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<v Speaker 10>So yeah, off air, I just make sure Jody, you know,

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<v Speaker 10>had this kind of nice ability to be able to

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<v Speaker 10>switch off.

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<v Speaker 8>Now I think we can already see.

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<v Speaker 2>I tried to say this to you.

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<v Speaker 3>What is that like my brain is so active that

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<v Speaker 3>any opportunity to relax.

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<v Speaker 1>I just yeah, you take it. I love it.

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<v Speaker 8>You take it feels good?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, like I could actually fall asleep on the microphone.

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<v Speaker 6>I just like.

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<v Speaker 1>I just like how Matt said, Hey, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I just need some prep Jody before we get into

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<v Speaker 1>this thing, and he took her out there and then

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<v Speaker 1>gave her about ten shots of vodka.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh the secrets out the secrets out there.

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<v Speaker 2>You stopped holding my hand.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Now we're back to real time. And that's just

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<v Speaker 1>a little tea. That's just a little taste. Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you squirming around this yet like a big giants?

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<v Speaker 2>I get so affectionate, for goodness sake, so needy.

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<v Speaker 10>Shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to put a giant piece on social media

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<v Speaker 1>as well. But coming up next is the main bit.

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<v Speaker 1>When you really really shine as an absolute hypnotized zombie.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to call you earlier on today and now

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<v Speaker 1>you've got hypnotized either. Great, Matt Hale. He performs not

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<v Speaker 1>there glutting your tickets from fringe ticks, and look, you

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<v Speaker 1>have no recollection of what happened. Can you also explain

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<v Speaker 1>to us what you feel when you get hypnotized.

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<v Speaker 3>It feels like you you sort of a cognizant of

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<v Speaker 3>what's going on, but you can't stop yourself, and you

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<v Speaker 3>can't stop what's about to come out your mouth. And

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<v Speaker 3>it's a little bit like having a couple of drinks

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<v Speaker 3>and being a bit tipsy.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like someone who's had probably too many drinks,

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<v Speaker 1>like you can't stop what's coming out in your mouth

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<v Speaker 1>though you know you should.

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<v Speaker 2>No, exactly right, that's the best way.

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<v Speaker 1>To describe it, all right, audio to you would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to hear?

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<v Speaker 2>But really not overly?

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<v Speaker 8>Jody, you can sleep now onto that microphone.

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<v Speaker 10>Nice reacts there, some relax there, Jody fantastic, got that microphone.

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<v Speaker 10>So Jody, here's the thing and Hazel start have a

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<v Speaker 10>little bit of a chat. You're going to start doing

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<v Speaker 10>some very bizarre warm up vocal exercises for the interview.

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<v Speaker 10>It's going to be quite loud and disrupt not you

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<v Speaker 10>had to understand if you've got space not yet one

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<v Speaker 10>two and great to be in the studio with you here, hazy,

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<v Speaker 10>And it's so lovely to have Jody.

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<v Speaker 2>Here checking my levels. I'm checking my level, checking my leble.

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<v Speaker 8>That already we we did that. So yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 8>pleasure to be back in the studio at no. But

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<v Speaker 8>is this normal?

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty much?

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<v Speaker 8>But your daily But how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Mate?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I'm fantastic, trying to.

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<v Speaker 1>God like you really stretched. That's good.

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<v Speaker 5>We doing a We're doing don't don't do.

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<v Speaker 1>This year one of the rules.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I think last time I did that, you said,

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<v Speaker 2>don't do it again.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I'm not gonna in our top ten rules.

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<v Speaker 10>Of course, we're coming into Oscar season, so many amazing movies,

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<v Speaker 10>so many amazing movies.

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<v Speaker 8>And of course we have our our movie reviewer. Jody

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<v Speaker 8>obviously comes from a great pedigory of movie reviewing, however.

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<v Speaker 10>Particularly harsh. He's known for being a particularly harsh reviewer.

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<v Speaker 10>We'll go through a few of the Oscar Best Picture

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<v Speaker 10>nominations just to get your thoughts on them, whether you've

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<v Speaker 10>seen them or not.

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<v Speaker 8>But I'll tell you what, You're gonna be so harsh.

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<v Speaker 8>You're gonna hate every single one of those movies. Thank

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<v Speaker 8>you so much. It's great to be in on your

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<v Speaker 8>movie section.

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<v Speaker 1>I love.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, I'm a big fan of the movies, and

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<v Speaker 8>will you been reviewing them for a year.

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<v Speaker 10>I need to find out like an expert reviewer's view

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<v Speaker 10>on these nominations because there's some big pictures out there.

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<v Speaker 8>And of course, I mean, tell me one Avatar. I

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<v Speaker 8>can't believe Avatar's back over the years.

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<v Speaker 1>What a movie.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've not even ever watched an Avatar. And then

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<v Speaker 3>all I know about Avatar is it makes him really horny.

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<v Speaker 9>It makes you, I'm it makes you, It makes you horny.

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<v Speaker 9>Avatar makes you horny, you know what I think?

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<v Speaker 1>At once I said that those big blue beasts were

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<v Speaker 1>quite athletic.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I remember saying that it made me want you

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<v Speaker 2>are turned on by a blue person.

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<v Speaker 8>Elvis, the Elvis movie.

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<v Speaker 6>I hated it.

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<v Speaker 2>That I swear to God, Matt Hale.

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<v Speaker 3>I watched it for eight minutes on the plane and

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<v Speaker 3>then I was like, I can't sleep on planes, but

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<v Speaker 3>it put me to sleep literally, And then I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>on the way home, I thought I'll try Elvis again.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll try him again.

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<v Speaker 8>Got past eight minutes, No.

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<v Speaker 3>Seven and a half, and then I like, tapped out

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<v Speaker 3>what an absolute book movie that is.

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<v Speaker 2>And also the guy who won it didn't me win

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<v Speaker 2>Best Actor?

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<v Speaker 8>He's one best actor.

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<v Speaker 2>It was horrible. He was so bad. Then Tom Hanks

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<v Speaker 2>he got nominated.

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<v Speaker 3>For Raspberry and I was like, damn straight he should

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<v Speaker 3>he was terrible.

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<v Speaker 8>They literally just gave him a Raspberry for it.

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<v Speaker 1>That was all they did.

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<v Speaker 8>Top Gun. Come on, we can all agree on that one.

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<v Speaker 10>Top Gun.

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<v Speaker 2>Top Gun.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I didn't even see the first one, so why

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<v Speaker 3>would I bother the scorers with the second one?

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<v Speaker 8>It's kind of your job to do that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 2>No, But I don't know. I just it's almost like

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<v Speaker 2>it's a movie that.

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<v Speaker 3>Was good seven hundred years ago and we're going to

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<v Speaker 3>reinvent it, and then is it gonna be good for

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<v Speaker 3>the second time around? And why didn't they get Kelly McGinnis.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't it Kelly McGill willis Why didn't they get her

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<v Speaker 3>to do it the second time around?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it because she's like fifteen ls so she's too

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<v Speaker 2>old for that?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, Tom Cruise is told, But that's what.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean about the misogyny of the whole situation. Tom

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<v Speaker 3>Cruise is okay, but Kelly mcginner, this is.

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<v Speaker 10>Not Lly mcginna againness, I reckon we should get Kelly

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<v Speaker 10>mcgins it Guinness in it. So yeah, I'll tell you what,

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<v Speaker 10>anytime any of us in this studio mentioned the word

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<v Speaker 10>nov people will get funnier and funnier.

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<v Speaker 8>To you that each time we mentioned the word nover

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<v Speaker 8>it will.

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<v Speaker 1>Make you laugh more and more.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, thank you everybody today, there's been a pleasure popping

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<v Speaker 10>into nov again, which is.

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<v Speaker 8>It's great.

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<v Speaker 10>It's great to see you in your new Nova home.

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<v Speaker 10>It's only just beautiful. It's a really fun show to

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<v Speaker 10>be part of. And in the times I come to Nova,

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<v Speaker 10>every time I come to Nova, it's just such a

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<v Speaker 10>it's such a great experience. I mean, the team here

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<v Speaker 10>at Nova absolutely amazing. In fact, everyone from the Nova receptionists,

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<v Speaker 10>everyone through the nov producers, the representers, even the way

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<v Speaker 10>the no.

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<v Speaker 13>Logo because over stupid off.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the funny thing, the jacks on them. We're back,

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<v Speaker 1>We're back in the now. You've just heard that for

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<v Speaker 1>the first time. What was going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Here's of embarrassment?

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell?

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell goes on the newsroom? Shagging your head?

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<v Speaker 13>My goodness, you've even offended news reader, you could never

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<v Speaker 13>offend me.

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<v Speaker 5>Joy.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks ever, thank you are the full uncut version as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure you check that out everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, which also includes details of your new friend show

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<v Speaker 1>that's coming up. You remember playing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Said something about Jody and a potato. Yes, those lines

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<v Speaker 2>sounds fascinating.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good stuff. Make sure you check out the video

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<v Speaker 1>that's coming up as well. On the socials at and

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<v Speaker 1>over naa night and at Jody and Hazy. Apologies everyone

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<v Speaker 1>a good stuff. I'll just about do us for today.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon, we're done here.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been a morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, you're so welcome. A big special shout out to

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<v Speaker 1>our good mate Matt Hall who puts you under a spell.

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<v Speaker 1>And we thought that you'd had one thousand drinks.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what it sounded like, didn't it and looked like.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you'd like to check it out the social video, please.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't for goodness saying to yourself a favor. Jump on

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<v Speaker 1>the socials over no my nine and Jodi and Hazy

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow a big show coming up. Edge sharing tickets more

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<v Speaker 1>edge hearing tickets via I guess the ads and We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna put a little clue on the podcast as well,

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<v Speaker 1>to give you a bit of a heads up. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a bit a tough one today, and I dare

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<v Speaker 1>say they might even get tougher as we go along,

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<v Speaker 1>could do.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got more red room invites as well, your chance

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<v Speaker 3>to get on the standby list for first class and

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<v Speaker 3>fifty K and a bando man is going to join

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<v Speaker 3>us in the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>Alright, you have a sleep, Rock, no problease. I'm exhausted

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<v Speaker 1>catching tomorrow morning. Alades, Godi and Hazy