WEBVTT - Rating AWFUL Pick Up Lines With Joel Creasey 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:04.800 We got gets you through the morning every day Adelaides. 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:11.040 He's one of Australia's the funniest stand up comedians. 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:13.680 People love to give you social media feedback being like, 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:16.040 oh Joel Creasy is gay, but he doesn't have to 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:20.079 keep shoving it down our throats. 0:00:20.079 --> 0:00:22.880 Bringing his fifteenth solo show to Gluttening this. 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:25.119 March, I had somebody allowed a car window at me. 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:28.640 Wuly off Ter. I was like old school. I kind 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:30.720 of like her, like the man. 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:34.440 Who's somehow never had a bad hair day and serves back. 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:35.000 To back looks. 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:38.480 So we mentioned he's recently engaged Anyone Adelaides Number one 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:42.720 drive show. Ricky leads him and Joel, it's Joel Creasy. 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:46.000 Oh my very goodness, keeping firm your hair. It's on point. Oh, 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:46.920 thank you very much. 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:51.239 It's a it's an engineering masterpiece his hair, Thank you, 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:54.080 and it's going out like the tide. I have two 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:58.200 wonderful doctors, doctor Ashley and doctor Martin working around the 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:02.000 clock holding onto every last piece for me. 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:05.080 And for the uninitiated. What product are you using? 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:08.360 I use, I think if asking, because Ricky and Tim 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:11.479 would never I use a bit of wax and then 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:13.960 a bit of hairspray. I like to go like the 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:15.840 Julie Bishop sort of like you know, we've got the 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:18.240 same sort of haircut with both Earth girls. 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:20.480 So you know, it's like a helmet. 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:25.560 It's like a stack that listening because you could take them. 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:28.920 Actually in Martin character that you speak asking for a friend. 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:31.520 Yeah, what sort of rates are we talking about? You know, 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:34.160 I don't go I did go there. You can just 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:37.600 go to a dermatologist and they will do it for you. Yeah, 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:40.160 I can give you the whole compounded. 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:41.440 Is this an asteroide? 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:45.040 You're talking fastman, Oxiden mixed compounded. I get it done 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:46.960 one pillar day. There you go. 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:49.920 I'm very open about it. Most guys I know are 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:50.280 on it. 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:52.760 Really what yes. 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:56.200 Absolutely to think isenty of people that are women. 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:58.440 Most of you blokes are popping a pillar day to 0:01:58.480 --> 0:01:58.960 keep your hair. 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:02.560 Oh at least one. Yeah, for sure. It's festival time. 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:04.800 I think I'm doing like a triple banger at the moment. 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:08.080 Well it looks magnificent. 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:10.800 Thank you, and I'm here. I'm here as your whipping boy. Yes, 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:13.200 anything you needed to do, I can you know, like 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:15.480 we can take I can take down the competition for you. 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:17.840 I can slack them off. I can do whatever you need. 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:20.600 I might take you up. I saw some of their 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:22.320 buses going around blame. 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:28.320 We actually liked the opposition at the moment. Very nice 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:31.639 media space we have. We had International Women's Day. We 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:34.000 got all the women at once from all the four 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:35.400 different stations on together. 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:37.640 Oh that's so nice and a show. I always like 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:39.800 to have it. You get carrying Tommy and Will and Woody. 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:42.160 But I'm actually really good friends with them in your life, 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:46.320 but I love to smash them. 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:46.680 Joel. 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:49.160 This morning, we're talking about this viral little thing went 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:51.200 over in the state. It's about it's a pilot's trying 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:53.040 to pick up a passenger. And we did say classic 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:55.919 Polot behavior. That's a hot that is classic. 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:57.800 Pole something about the uniform. 0:02:59.240 --> 0:02:59.760 You know, I'm an. 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:01.840 Aby actual Do you know what that is. No, that's 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:05.200 someone that's really into aviation. That's like a nickname. Like 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:08.360 I love planes. Yeah, yeah, Like when I go to 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:10.440 the airport, I don't go to the lounge. I sit 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:12.640 by the window and look at all the different plans 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:13.040 coming in. 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:14.200 Hates it. 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:16.880 Do you ever have you ever as a person parked 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:19.239 near the airport at a place where you can mark 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:20.560 and watch the plane's. 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:23.160 Land and to do that with my dad. I love it. 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:25.040 That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:28.280 It really is. 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:31.560 The South Carolina woman had a message on a napkin 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:33.720 that said, I've seen the whole world and you are 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:35.119 the most beautiful in it. 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:38.320 So he's written that on the nap can, handed it 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:41.120 to her without saying a word, no phone numbers exchanged 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:43.800 or anything like that, and then she's promptly posted it 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:44.520 on the internet. 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:44.960 Yes. 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:47.200 The follow up is that she said that I didn't 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:49.120 mean for this sort of attention to erupt from it, 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:53.000 and that there's a lot of negative backlash in terms 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:55.440 of the pilot was probably trying to do something untoward. 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:57.560 Maybe he was looking at a future life partner. Who 0:03:57.600 --> 0:03:59.920 knows who's to say, but we started talking about pickup 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:03.040 have picked up lines ever actually worked? 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:05.720 I don't think they have picked each. 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:08.160 Other up these days. 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:12.840 Apps apps, well, okay, prior to meeting your lovely fiance, 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:14.320 what apps. 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:14.400 Were you on? 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:19.839 I definitely had Grinder back in the day, you know, 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:21.560 because you know, you could thank the gates by the 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:23.800 way for the apps. We were the you know, we 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:26.600 were we brought you you know, the apps. Grinder was 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:28.680 one of the first, and then you know, your tinders 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:30.839 and stuff came along. The lesbians have the bunning Stare 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:36.360 okater app. But we brought ground for everybody to gaze. 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:39.640 Yeah really, of course, of course we sort of fast 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:40.680 tracked way to hook up. 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:45.120 So yeah, but yeah, before that, I guess the. 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:48.280 Bar and okay, and have you ever been picked up? 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:49.320 Have you ever been hit on? 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:52.279 No, although I did get cruised at the Kylie Mino concert. 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:56.000 What's cruise is when someone wants to hook up with 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:58.440 you there on the spot. And I was with my 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:01.920 manager and we was at rod Laver Arena in Melbourne 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:04.400 and we quickly read out to get some drinks and 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:08.360 I went into the bathroom and this like quite good 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:11.440 looking guy was kind of going to me like like 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.480 wink wink, let's go back to the cubicle. 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:16.719 And hook me me. 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:19.800 And I'm normally with my fiance who's super hot and 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:23.400 people just assume I'm Jack my fiancees aunt, so I 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:27.520 get no attention. He was like fully like I considered it. 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:29.800 I thought, what a story to tell Jody and Hazy 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:30.600 on a Wednesday morning. 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:36.720 Your eyes just have content. Everything is content right then 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:39.040 I heard spitting around. Come on, I was like, sorry, bab. 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:42.360 What was the carlly content? By the way? Laughter, She said, 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:44.080 you are good friends with Danny, aren't you. 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:45.880 Thank you for bringing that up. Miss I am, Miss 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:48.080 I am. I went with I was there with Danny, 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:51.480 which it was so much fun. They're the nicest family, 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:55.640 yeah right, like Ron and Carol, Mum and Dad, Brendan 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:58.839 the brother. They're all lovely. Yeah, look at me name dropping. 0:05:58.880 --> 0:05:59.880 I'll pick them all up after. 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:01.279 Look at you such a celebrity. 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:04.360 I mean we were name dropping you and your name 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:05.200 dropping people that are. 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:06.039 At such a high level. 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:07.440 Did you see the vision of Joel? 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:10.880 He went to the basketball Melbourne United game over there 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:12.880 with Danny and sitting in the seats, and then. 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:15.760 Matthew della a dover fell over into his lab. 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:17.720 Really fell into my lap. And then I didn't know 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:19.680 what to say, so I said, like, I just panicked. 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.200 I went, oh, buy me dinner first, And he was 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:24.720 so in the moment that he sort of got back up. 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:27.440 But I've got that vision. I'm playing it around the clock. 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:30.080 Oh man, oh that is excellent. 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:31.920 Would you like to take some calls on this thirteen, 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:34.960 twenty four ten pickup lines. Have you ever been as 0:06:35.000 --> 0:06:37.719 someone just been really bold and brazen and hit you 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:38.640 up with a pickup line? 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:41.240 When does it actually worked? I'm just not convinced that 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:43.320 it's ever worked. Like people talking about, oh it's a 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:46.360 different generation, was it? Did it work back a few generations? 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:48.839 I don't think it's ever worked. I kind of respect 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:50.360 it is. 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:51.560 You've got the guts to do it. 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:52.880 Very courageous, isn't it. 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.760 Yeah, it's got to be good. And that's the other thing. 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:57.440 If you've got a really good pickup line which you 0:06:57.480 --> 0:06:59.480 think is absolutely going to work each and every time, 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:01.000 please let us know right now. 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:03.080 Yeah, see how you go? 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:07.359 Miss is Adelaide's favorite way to awake up? 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:10.000 Thanks? 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:12.920 She O T Jody and Hazy and Joel Crazy is 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.400 here as well. As we're talking about this pickup line 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:18.560 that's doing the rounds. An American pilot who wrote on 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:21.040 a napkin gave to a passenger I've seen the whole 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:23.160 world and you were the most beautiful in it. 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:25.880 The follow up is that she put it online and 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:27.320 he basically got. 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:27.720 Smashed for it. 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:28.040 Yeah. 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:29.680 See, I can't work out online? 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:32.239 Why do people do that? And then oh my god, 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:34.440 what about all the carnage and attention. 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:36.640 I didn't want this attention? 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:40.840 Yes, yeah, you one hundred percent did so thirteen twenty fourteen, 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:41.920 we're doing this this morning. 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:44.720 You pick up lines. Let's go to Marco. I'm Marco. 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.520 Hello, Hey, going, No, you're smooth market you can tell 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:49.520 heyboard marker. 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:51.880 It says here you have a great pickup line. So 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:52.840 we'll be the judge of that. 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:54.000 Do you want to deliver Marco? 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:55.400 Al right? 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:58.880 Cool? So my pickup line is, hey, I don't use 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:02.520 I don't use me, but for you, I put my 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:07.560 crocs in sports mode. 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:10.600 That's how highly your regarded and regard it. I'll put 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:11.880 my crocs in sports mode. 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:15.960 Wow. Yeah, well done. I'm guessing what's the success right there? Micaeh. 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:18.440 Look, I haven't tried it yet, but yeah, look I'm 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:21.720 forty three, so maybe one day i'll try it. But yeah, 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:23.120 I'm not really much in the pick up I'm not 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:24.679 really much in the pickup lines myself. 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:25.680 No yet. You called it. 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:29.480 Just something funny I heard recently, and I thought it 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:29.880 was like. 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:31.960 Yeah, yeah, and I think that's a great one. I 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:32.920 take out for a spin. 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:36.080 Yeah, I think the problem is as well that and 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:37.880 I can say there's someone who's about hit forty. 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:40.559 If you're forty, you wearing crocs. 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:41.760 You probably don't get to the stage where you get 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:43.040 to even deliver a pickup lines. 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:43.560 Do you know what I mean? 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:44.560 It's on crocs. 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:47.679 Look, I don't like to yuck other people's yum. But 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:50.360 I'm not a I'm not I'm not a Crocs man. 0:08:50.760 --> 0:08:51.040 I did. 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:54.000 We did get some promotional Crocs and it worked, and 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:57.800 the energy drink promotional Crocs. And sometimes when i'm walking 0:08:57.840 --> 0:09:02.080 our dog girlfriend that's her name, I'll wear the crocs 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:04.800 late at night. But she's real judgmental, is she? Because 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:07.800 she was raised by me, so she's like, really, you're 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:08.439 wearing those? 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:08.920 Thank God? 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:13.000 It's dark thoughts on a man who just didn't drink 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:16.000 the croc kool aid for quite a while. And then 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:18.640 we met up after the holiday and lunch, and I 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:19.640 was like, what do you do? 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:24.760 Crocs took a Superman guzzle the whole thing delicious. 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:28.040 With gibbets, with Gibberts. 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:29.880 Kids, gubbets. Let me have a look. I'm around today. 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:31.680 I've got you're wearing. 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:35.520 The middle aged new balance they are. 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:40.440 There's special Nova gibbets now, which you can only get 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:43.360 a hold of via the super and Overs at special events. 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:46.480 I didn't know that I started my career as a 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:47.160 super and over and. 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:48.440 Perfect that's incredible. 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:51.240 Yes, yes, I was not very good. I had my 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:52.839 pea plate, so I wasn't allowed to drive the car. 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:54.240 There you go, that's very nice. 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:57.520 You'd rather be a passenger because look, a friend of 0:09:57.520 --> 0:09:59.240 mine who also had the same name, who was also 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:01.880 a casanova ba the day. He couldn't drive very much 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:03.440 as well because he was always hungover. 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:09.480 Yeah, so I get that he should we go to Joe. 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:11.000 Yeah, let's see how we go? 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:12.839 Hi Joe, how are you? 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:15.120 I'm thank you? 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:16.040 Hi Joe. 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:17.559 So you got hit on, did you? 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:21.559 Yes, a former workplace. 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:27.360 Yes, And basically I wouldn't recommend this, but he said 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:29.839 to me, honey, I've got the oysters. 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:35.000 If you want to bring around the champagne, and you didn't. 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:38.319 You didn't go for it, Joe, No, that's awful. 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:41.880 Also, the champagne costs more than the oysters. 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:44.640 Does anyone really like oysters? Hand on your heart? Do 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:45.400 you like oysters? 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:49.280 Well, I've got to really be in the mood to 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:50.040 impress someone. 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:52.679 Yeah, and how many oysters do you need to consume 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:55.840 before you're really sexually enlightened? I know who's a belly 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:59.480 for the voysters? Forty fifty oysters? So that's slushy, disgusting. 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:02.240 There's just sort of circulating in your belly. 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:07.920 To have one. Again, No, thank you very much. 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.640 The following segment is the mature audiences only and may 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:14.240 contain content, graphic language and nudity. 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:16.920 Not that you'll see it if easily offended. Well, you're 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:18.719 about to find out just how easily. 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:26.559 Your father he's on the money. I said before, I 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:30.400 say it again when Joe's brought this space to life, 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:32.600 when she brought it to the planning meeting, she said, 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:35.120 I just need an opportunity, even if it's three minutes 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:36.640 every day, I can really be myself. 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:38.480 This is where you shine. 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:41.959 So that is incorrect. So normally you are pretty much 0:11:42.000 --> 0:11:46.000 in charge of the nauty. Normally it's you bringing so 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:49.839 much content to the table. But on this occasion, I. 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:51.960 Have found this. What about this for a headline? 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:55.800 Hazy woman triggered after getting bitten by aunt on the 0:11:55.920 --> 0:12:01.120 vagina in her sleep. Now I know this story quite 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:04.280 intimately because that woman who was triggered after getting bitten 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:06.480 by an ant on the vagina in her sleep, was. 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:11.760 Me last night? Oh my god, I'm. 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:16.240 Not even kidding, So I reckon about two o'clock this morning, 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:18.280 I felt a little like you know, that little aunt 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:21.920 nip on the back of my leg, and I was like, oh, ow, anyway, 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:25.640 back to sleep I go, And probably three minutes later 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:27.680 I felt. 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:30.400 This nip again in a place where you don't want 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:31.120 to feel in it. 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:31.640 It's gone for. 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:35.360 It was to remind me of that ad. Can you 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:36.040 remember back. 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:41.000 In the day the aunt's pants? 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:46.200 What about that? That's something you didn't expect for a 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:46.920 Wednesday night? 0:12:47.080 --> 0:12:47.280 Is it? 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:47.560 No? 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:48.040 Absolutely? 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:50.079 Ns that got you in the year. We're just get 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:51.480 to confirm what sort of ant was it? Was it 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:53.280 like a green ant? Was it a bull ant? Was 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:54.880 it Aunt Middleton? What are we talking about? 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:00.600 I couldn't very I believe it. 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:02.560 And then it just got me the thinking, I wonder 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:04.760 who else has been bitten by an ant on the vagina? 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:07.559 Have you ever been bitten in the nether regions down there? 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:09.559 But if I ever been bitten by an ant on 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:15.040 the vagina, I can't say a hat but very very 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:15.920 risky from the ant. 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:18.520 Yeah, talk about Biden or Moore than you can. 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:22.160 Je very bold behavior from the ant, very bold. But 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:24.760 it did get me thinking about ants. 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:27.680 And you're near the region, and like I can imagine 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:30.000 if an ant did they ever venture down there, it 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:30.679 would be like. 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:33.280 Oh my god, it would run back to the rest 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:34.959 of the colony and be like, we've. 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:38.240 Found out home, guys, We've found a place where little 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:40.559 people can reside with little buildings. 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:43.280 And you know what that brings me to Zoolander? 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:48.600 What is this? As you know. 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:51.240 How people have bucket lists, things that they want to 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:54.920 do before they die. Well, I was flicking through Instagram 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:58.200 the other night when I should have been sleeping, and 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:02.360 I came across Tanner Hennessy post about her anti bucket list. 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:05.960 So these are things in life that you will never ever, ever, 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:07.320 ever ever want to do. 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:09.920 This is very good and this is very Tanya Hennessy too, 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:11.160 by the way, she's excellent. 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:13.200 Yes, she is very, very very good. 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:15.280 Yeah, starting strong, bungee jump. 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:18.000 You will never see me do that, have a one 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:19.800 on one experience with a Goanna. 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:22.480 I will never go camping, I will never squeeze into 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:24.920 those tiny caves or go Cave Davy. 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:27.080 And it got us thinking hazy about the top three 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:30.920 things perhaps that we don't want to do before we die. 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:32.080 Would you let me to kick you off? 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:32.760 Yes? Please? 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:33.160 Okay? 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:35.080 Coming in at number three for me, I will never 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:37.800 ever electively go on a tour to any world monument 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:38.440 or landmark. 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:40.320 I cannot think of anything. 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:41.520 Worse than being trapped on a boat or a bus 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:43.440 with tourists going, oh look, let's line up for two hours. 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:45.360 Do you look at the Dani dining me and Mona Lisa? 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:46.120 Thanks? 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:47.280 Thanks jokes. 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:50.840 Number two, I will never complete a triathlon? Why punish 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:52.680 your body and your mind? I watched one on the 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:54.400 weekend at Victor and a guy ran past me and 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:56.320 I kid you not, and he was clutching his stomach, going, 0:14:56.480 --> 0:15:00.240 I'm cramping my stomach muscles and grip these people, every 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:00.800 single one of them. 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:03.720 We're in so much pain. Water you doing? Why would 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:04.600 you do it to yourself? 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:07.600 And the number one thing I will never ever ever 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:11.160 do again, and that is study. Not at university, not 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:13.320 at tafe. I've got no interest in any of it, 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:14.480 actual stuff of nightmares. 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:17.320 For me, I would question how hard and even if 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:22.480 did you study in the first place, because I didn't 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:24.280 study degrees. 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:28.240 You know, or produce what have you got? 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:31.520 Okay, I'm kicking it off with I will never watch 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:32.960 an episode of the Simpsons. 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:39.080 I'm not interested, not necessarily in this room. Isn't it 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:40.800 to do. 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:41.640 A park run? 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:43.600 Not running for fun? 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:46.960 Ever in my life? 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:50.000 Is running as if she's in danger. There's a bear 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:50.520 behind me. 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:51.200 That's it? 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:53.240 Three wear anything camo. 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:56.960 Yes, you want to be saying, don't you You want to. 0:15:56.960 --> 0:15:58.240 Be saying it's not it. 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:02.240 I do have a bonus for suggest we do the Nutbush. 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:07.240 It's the worst. I never want to do the Nutbush again. 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:08.360 We don't need to. 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:09.400 We know you want to play it. 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:10.040 We don't need. 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:17.400 To die left the back he left now, right near back. 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:21.280 In the worst part of any wedding, I'll go to 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:21.920 top three for it. 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:28.480 Go to any sort of fashion event, Oh my god. Okay, 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:31.280 so Joe's can we can we get some sort of 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:33.760 contract where you can legally shoot me and you don't 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:35.880 get in trouble if we have to go to some 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:38.040 sort of fashion event, if there's any sort of runway, 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:39.640 I don't care how long or short it is. 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:42.400 I can't do it. Okay, I can't do it. 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:45.600 Interesting from a former model, isn't it? 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:47.760 Who'd you model for it? 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:52.560 Said Harry? Since gone bus? 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:57.640 Go to a restaurant and eat cavia. No, I don't 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:58.880 think anyone actually likes it? 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:00.760 What's that? 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:01.480 What is that? 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:03.680 Indeed, it's just because it's expensive and you think you're 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:04.440