Speaker 1: We got gets you through the morning every day Adelaides.
Speaker 2: He's one of Australia's the funniest stand up comedians.
Speaker 3: People love to give you social media feedback being like,
Speaker 3: oh Joel Creasy is gay, but he doesn't have to
Speaker 3: keep shoving it down our throats.
Speaker 2: Bringing his fifteenth solo show to Gluttening this.
Speaker 3: March, I had somebody allowed a car window at me.
Speaker 4: Wuly off Ter. I was like old school. I kind
Speaker 4: of like her, like the man.
Speaker 2: Who's somehow never had a bad hair day and serves back.
Speaker 4: To back looks.
Speaker 2: So we mentioned he's recently engaged Anyone Adelaides Number one
Speaker 2: drive show. Ricky leads him and Joel, it's Joel Creasy.
Speaker 5: Oh my very goodness, keeping firm your hair. It's on point. Oh,
Speaker 5: thank you very much.
Speaker 3: It's a it's an engineering masterpiece his hair, Thank you,
Speaker 3: and it's going out like the tide. I have two
Speaker 3: wonderful doctors, doctor Ashley and doctor Martin working around the
Speaker 3: clock holding onto every last piece for me.
Speaker 1: And for the uninitiated. What product are you using?
Speaker 3: I use, I think if asking, because Ricky and Tim
Speaker 3: would never I use a bit of wax and then
Speaker 3: a bit of hairspray. I like to go like the
Speaker 3: Julie Bishop sort of like you know, we've got the
Speaker 3: same sort of haircut with both Earth girls.
Speaker 5: So you know, it's like a helmet.
Speaker 6: It's like a stack that listening because you could take them.
Speaker 7: Actually in Martin character that you speak asking for a friend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what sort of rates are we talking about? You know,
Speaker 3: I don't go I did go there. You can just
Speaker 3: go to a dermatologist and they will do it for you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I can give you the whole compounded.
Speaker 5: Is this an asteroide?
Speaker 3: You're talking fastman, Oxiden mixed compounded. I get it done
Speaker 3: one pillar day. There you go.
Speaker 5: I'm very open about it. Most guys I know are
Speaker 5: on it.
Speaker 4: Really what yes.
Speaker 7: Absolutely to think isenty of people that are women.
Speaker 1: Most of you blokes are popping a pillar day to
Speaker 1: keep your hair.
Speaker 3: Oh at least one. Yeah, for sure. It's festival time.
Speaker 3: I think I'm doing like a triple banger at the moment.
Speaker 1: Well it looks magnificent.
Speaker 3: Thank you, and I'm here. I'm here as your whipping boy. Yes,
Speaker 3: anything you needed to do, I can you know, like
Speaker 3: we can take I can take down the competition for you.
Speaker 5: I can slack them off. I can do whatever you need.
Speaker 5: I might take you up. I saw some of their
Speaker 5: buses going around blame.
Speaker 6: We actually liked the opposition at the moment. Very nice
Speaker 6: media space we have. We had International Women's Day. We
Speaker 6: got all the women at once from all the four
Speaker 6: different stations on together.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so nice and a show. I always like
Speaker 3: to have it. You get carrying Tommy and Will and Woody.
Speaker 3: But I'm actually really good friends with them in your life,
Speaker 3: but I love to smash them.
Speaker 5: Joel.
Speaker 7: This morning, we're talking about this viral little thing went
Speaker 7: over in the state. It's about it's a pilot's trying
Speaker 7: to pick up a passenger. And we did say classic
Speaker 7: Polot behavior. That's a hot that is classic.
Speaker 1: Pole something about the uniform.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm an.
Speaker 3: Aby actual Do you know what that is. No, that's
Speaker 3: someone that's really into aviation. That's like a nickname. Like
Speaker 3: I love planes. Yeah, yeah, Like when I go to
Speaker 3: the airport, I don't go to the lounge. I sit
Speaker 3: by the window and look at all the different plans
Speaker 3: coming in.
Speaker 5: Hates it.
Speaker 7: Do you ever have you ever as a person parked
Speaker 7: near the airport at a place where you can mark
Speaker 7: and watch the plane's.
Speaker 5: Land and to do that with my dad. I love it.
Speaker 1: That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 5: It really is.
Speaker 7: The South Carolina woman had a message on a napkin
Speaker 7: that said, I've seen the whole world and you are
Speaker 7: the most beautiful in it.
Speaker 6: So he's written that on the nap can, handed it
Speaker 6: to her without saying a word, no phone numbers exchanged
Speaker 6: or anything like that, and then she's promptly posted it
Speaker 6: on the internet.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 7: The follow up is that she said that I didn't
Speaker 7: mean for this sort of attention to erupt from it,
Speaker 7: and that there's a lot of negative backlash in terms
Speaker 7: of the pilot was probably trying to do something untoward.
Speaker 7: Maybe he was looking at a future life partner. Who
Speaker 7: knows who's to say, but we started talking about pickup
Speaker 7: have picked up lines ever actually worked?
Speaker 1: I don't think they have picked each.
Speaker 5: Other up these days.
Speaker 6: Apps apps, well, okay, prior to meeting your lovely fiance,
Speaker 6: what apps.
Speaker 4: Were you on?
Speaker 3: I definitely had Grinder back in the day, you know,
Speaker 3: because you know, you could thank the gates by the
Speaker 3: way for the apps. We were the you know, we
Speaker 3: were we brought you you know, the apps. Grinder was
Speaker 3: one of the first, and then you know, your tinders
Speaker 3: and stuff came along. The lesbians have the bunning Stare
Speaker 3: okater app. But we brought ground for everybody to gaze.
Speaker 3: Yeah really, of course, of course we sort of fast
Speaker 3: tracked way to hook up.
Speaker 5: So yeah, but yeah, before that, I guess the.
Speaker 1: Bar and okay, and have you ever been picked up?
Speaker 1: Have you ever been hit on?
Speaker 3: No, although I did get cruised at the Kylie Mino concert.
Speaker 3: What's cruise is when someone wants to hook up with
Speaker 3: you there on the spot. And I was with my
Speaker 3: manager and we was at rod Laver Arena in Melbourne
Speaker 3: and we quickly read out to get some drinks and
Speaker 3: I went into the bathroom and this like quite good
Speaker 3: looking guy was kind of going to me like like
Speaker 3: wink wink, let's go back to the cubicle.
Speaker 5: And hook me me.
Speaker 3: And I'm normally with my fiance who's super hot and
Speaker 3: people just assume I'm Jack my fiancees aunt, so I
Speaker 3: get no attention. He was like fully like I considered it.
Speaker 3: I thought, what a story to tell Jody and Hazy
Speaker 3: on a Wednesday morning.
Speaker 5: Your eyes just have content. Everything is content right then
Speaker 5: I heard spitting around. Come on, I was like, sorry, bab.
Speaker 1: What was the carlly content? By the way? Laughter, She said,
Speaker 1: you are good friends with Danny, aren't you.
Speaker 3: Thank you for bringing that up. Miss I am, Miss
Speaker 3: I am. I went with I was there with Danny,
Speaker 3: which it was so much fun. They're the nicest family,
Speaker 3: yeah right, like Ron and Carol, Mum and Dad, Brendan
Speaker 3: the brother. They're all lovely. Yeah, look at me name dropping.
Speaker 3: I'll pick them all up after.
Speaker 5: Look at you such a celebrity.
Speaker 7: I mean we were name dropping you and your name
Speaker 7: dropping people that are.
Speaker 5: At such a high level.
Speaker 1: Did you see the vision of Joel?
Speaker 6: He went to the basketball Melbourne United game over there
Speaker 6: with Danny and sitting in the seats, and then.
Speaker 1: Matthew della a dover fell over into his lab.
Speaker 3: Really fell into my lap. And then I didn't know
Speaker 3: what to say, so I said, like, I just panicked.
Speaker 3: I went, oh, buy me dinner first, And he was
Speaker 3: so in the moment that he sort of got back up.
Speaker 3: But I've got that vision. I'm playing it around the clock.
Speaker 1: Oh man, oh that is excellent.
Speaker 6: Would you like to take some calls on this thirteen,
Speaker 6: twenty four ten pickup lines. Have you ever been as
Speaker 6: someone just been really bold and brazen and hit you
Speaker 6: up with a pickup line?
Speaker 7: When does it actually worked? I'm just not convinced that
Speaker 7: it's ever worked. Like people talking about, oh it's a
Speaker 7: different generation, was it? Did it work back a few generations?
Speaker 1: I don't think it's ever worked. I kind of respect
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 5: You've got the guts to do it.
Speaker 1: Very courageous, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's got to be good. And that's the other thing.
Speaker 7: If you've got a really good pickup line which you
Speaker 7: think is absolutely going to work each and every time,
Speaker 7: please let us know right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, see how you go?
Speaker 3: Miss is Adelaide's favorite way to awake up?
Speaker 5: Thanks?
Speaker 7: She O T Jody and Hazy and Joel Crazy is
Speaker 7: here as well. As we're talking about this pickup line
Speaker 7: that's doing the rounds. An American pilot who wrote on
Speaker 7: a napkin gave to a passenger I've seen the whole
Speaker 7: world and you were the most beautiful in it.
Speaker 5: The follow up is that she put it online and
Speaker 5: he basically got.
Speaker 8: Smashed for it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: See, I can't work out online?
Speaker 1: Why do people do that? And then oh my god,
Speaker 1: what about all the carnage and attention.
Speaker 5: I didn't want this attention?
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, you one hundred percent did so thirteen twenty fourteen,
Speaker 6: we're doing this this morning.
Speaker 1: You pick up lines. Let's go to Marco. I'm Marco.
Speaker 7: Hello, Hey, going, No, you're smooth market you can tell
Speaker 7: heyboard marker.
Speaker 6: It says here you have a great pickup line. So
Speaker 6: we'll be the judge of that.
Speaker 1: Do you want to deliver Marco?
Speaker 2: Al right?
Speaker 9: Cool? So my pickup line is, hey, I don't use
Speaker 9: I don't use me, but for you, I put my
Speaker 9: crocs in sports mode.
Speaker 7: That's how highly your regarded and regard it. I'll put
Speaker 7: my crocs in sports mode.
Speaker 5: Wow. Yeah, well done. I'm guessing what's the success right there? Micaeh.
Speaker 9: Look, I haven't tried it yet, but yeah, look I'm
Speaker 9: forty three, so maybe one day i'll try it. But yeah,
Speaker 9: I'm not really much in the pick up I'm not
Speaker 9: really much in the pickup lines myself.
Speaker 5: No yet. You called it.
Speaker 9: Just something funny I heard recently, and I thought it
Speaker 9: was like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and I think that's a great one. I
Speaker 5: take out for a spin.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think the problem is as well that and
Speaker 7: I can say there's someone who's about hit forty.
Speaker 5: If you're forty, you wearing crocs.
Speaker 7: You probably don't get to the stage where you get
Speaker 7: to even deliver a pickup lines.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It's on crocs.
Speaker 3: Look, I don't like to yuck other people's yum. But
Speaker 3: I'm not a I'm not I'm not a Crocs man.
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 3: We did get some promotional Crocs and it worked, and
Speaker 3: the energy drink promotional Crocs. And sometimes when i'm walking
Speaker 3: our dog girlfriend that's her name, I'll wear the crocs
Speaker 3: late at night. But she's real judgmental, is she? Because
Speaker 3: she was raised by me, so she's like, really, you're
Speaker 3: wearing those?
Speaker 5: Thank God?
Speaker 6: It's dark thoughts on a man who just didn't drink
Speaker 6: the croc kool aid for quite a while. And then
Speaker 6: we met up after the holiday and lunch, and I
Speaker 6: was like, what do you do?
Speaker 5: Crocs took a Superman guzzle the whole thing delicious.
Speaker 1: With gibbets, with Gibberts.
Speaker 5: Kids, gubbets. Let me have a look. I'm around today.
Speaker 5: I've got you're wearing.
Speaker 6: The middle aged new balance they are.
Speaker 7: There's special Nova gibbets now, which you can only get
Speaker 7: a hold of via the super and Overs at special events.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that I started my career as a
Speaker 5: super and over and.
Speaker 1: Perfect that's incredible.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I was not very good. I had my
Speaker 3: pea plate, so I wasn't allowed to drive the car.
Speaker 5: There you go, that's very nice.
Speaker 7: You'd rather be a passenger because look, a friend of
Speaker 7: mine who also had the same name, who was also
Speaker 7: a casanova ba the day. He couldn't drive very much
Speaker 7: as well because he was always hungover.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I get that he should we go to Joe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's see how we go?
Speaker 1: Hi Joe, how are you?
Speaker 9: I'm thank you?
Speaker 5: Hi Joe.
Speaker 1: So you got hit on, did you?
Speaker 9: Yes, a former workplace.
Speaker 6: Yes, And basically I wouldn't recommend this, but he said
Speaker 6: to me, honey, I've got the oysters.
Speaker 2: If you want to bring around the champagne, and you didn't.
Speaker 5: You didn't go for it, Joe, No, that's awful.
Speaker 3: Also, the champagne costs more than the oysters.
Speaker 1: Does anyone really like oysters? Hand on your heart? Do
Speaker 1: you like oysters?
Speaker 3: Well, I've got to really be in the mood to
Speaker 3: impress someone.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and how many oysters do you need to consume
Speaker 7: before you're really sexually enlightened? I know who's a belly
Speaker 7: for the voysters? Forty fifty oysters? So that's slushy, disgusting.
Speaker 7: There's just sort of circulating in your belly.
Speaker 5: To have one. Again, No, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 3: contain content, graphic language and nudity.
Speaker 1: Not that you'll see it if easily offended. Well, you're
Speaker 1: about to find out just how easily.
Speaker 7: Your father he's on the money. I said before, I
Speaker 7: say it again when Joe's brought this space to life,
Speaker 7: when she brought it to the planning meeting, she said,
Speaker 7: I just need an opportunity, even if it's three minutes
Speaker 7: every day, I can really be myself.
Speaker 5: This is where you shine.
Speaker 6: So that is incorrect. So normally you are pretty much
Speaker 6: in charge of the nauty. Normally it's you bringing so
Speaker 6: much content to the table. But on this occasion, I.
Speaker 1: Have found this. What about this for a headline?
Speaker 6: Hazy woman triggered after getting bitten by aunt on the
Speaker 6: vagina in her sleep. Now I know this story quite
Speaker 6: intimately because that woman who was triggered after getting bitten
Speaker 6: by an ant on the vagina in her sleep, was.
Speaker 5: Me last night? Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 6: Not even kidding, So I reckon about two o'clock this morning,
Speaker 6: I felt a little like you know, that little aunt
Speaker 6: nip on the back of my leg, and I was like, oh, ow, anyway,
Speaker 6: back to sleep I go, And probably three minutes later
Speaker 6: I felt.
Speaker 1: This nip again in a place where you don't want
Speaker 1: to feel in it.
Speaker 5: It's gone for.
Speaker 1: It was to remind me of that ad. Can you
Speaker 1: remember back.
Speaker 6: In the day the aunt's pants?
Speaker 1: What about that? That's something you didn't expect for a
Speaker 1: Wednesday night?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 7: Ns that got you in the year. We're just get
Speaker 7: to confirm what sort of ant was it? Was it
Speaker 7: like a green ant? Was it a bull ant? Was
Speaker 7: it Aunt Middleton? What are we talking about?
Speaker 1: I couldn't very I believe it.
Speaker 6: And then it just got me the thinking, I wonder
Speaker 6: who else has been bitten by an ant on the vagina?
Speaker 1: Have you ever been bitten in the nether regions down there?
Speaker 7: But if I ever been bitten by an ant on
Speaker 7: the vagina, I can't say a hat but very very
Speaker 7: risky from the ant.
Speaker 5: Yeah, talk about Biden or Moore than you can.
Speaker 1: Je very bold behavior from the ant, very bold. But
Speaker 1: it did get me thinking about ants.
Speaker 6: And you're near the region, and like I can imagine
Speaker 6: if an ant did they ever venture down there, it
Speaker 6: would be like.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it would run back to the rest
Speaker 1: of the colony and be like, we've.
Speaker 6: Found out home, guys, We've found a place where little
Speaker 6: people can reside with little buildings.
Speaker 1: And you know what that brings me to Zoolander?
Speaker 5: What is this? As you know.
Speaker 6: How people have bucket lists, things that they want to
Speaker 6: do before they die. Well, I was flicking through Instagram
Speaker 6: the other night when I should have been sleeping, and
Speaker 6: I came across Tanner Hennessy post about her anti bucket list.
Speaker 1: So these are things in life that you will never ever, ever,
Speaker 1: ever ever want to do.
Speaker 7: This is very good and this is very Tanya Hennessy too,
Speaker 7: by the way, she's excellent.
Speaker 5: Yes, she is very, very very good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, starting strong, bungee jump.
Speaker 2: You will never see me do that, have a one
Speaker 2: on one experience with a Goanna.
Speaker 3: I will never go camping, I will never squeeze into
Speaker 3: those tiny caves or go Cave Davy.
Speaker 6: And it got us thinking hazy about the top three
Speaker 6: things perhaps that we don't want to do before we die.
Speaker 1: Would you let me to kick you off?
Speaker 5: Yes? Please?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: Coming in at number three for me, I will never
Speaker 6: ever electively go on a tour to any world monument
Speaker 6: or landmark.
Speaker 1: I cannot think of anything.
Speaker 6: Worse than being trapped on a boat or a bus
Speaker 6: with tourists going, oh look, let's line up for two hours.
Speaker 1: Do you look at the Dani dining me and Mona Lisa?
Speaker 6: Thanks?
Speaker 5: Thanks jokes.
Speaker 6: Number two, I will never complete a triathlon? Why punish
Speaker 6: your body and your mind? I watched one on the
Speaker 6: weekend at Victor and a guy ran past me and
Speaker 6: I kid you not, and he was clutching his stomach, going,
Speaker 6: I'm cramping my stomach muscles and grip these people, every
Speaker 6: single one of them.
Speaker 1: We're in so much pain. Water you doing? Why would
Speaker 1: you do it to yourself?
Speaker 6: And the number one thing I will never ever ever
Speaker 6: do again, and that is study. Not at university, not
Speaker 6: at tafe. I've got no interest in any of it,
Speaker 6: actual stuff of nightmares.
Speaker 7: For me, I would question how hard and even if
Speaker 7: did you study in the first place, because I didn't
Speaker 7: study degrees.
Speaker 5: You know, or produce what have you got?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm kicking it off with I will never watch
Speaker 2: an episode of the Simpsons.
Speaker 6: I'm not interested, not necessarily in this room. Isn't it
Speaker 6: to do.
Speaker 1: A park run?
Speaker 2: Not running for fun?
Speaker 1: Ever in my life?
Speaker 5: Is running as if she's in danger. There's a bear
Speaker 5: behind me.
Speaker 1: That's it?
Speaker 4: Three wear anything camo.
Speaker 5: Yes, you want to be saying, don't you You want to.
Speaker 4: Be saying it's not it.
Speaker 2: I do have a bonus for suggest we do the Nutbush.
Speaker 2: It's the worst. I never want to do the Nutbush again.
Speaker 5: We don't need to.
Speaker 1: We know you want to play it.
Speaker 5: We don't need.
Speaker 7: To die left the back he left now, right near back.
Speaker 5: In the worst part of any wedding, I'll go to
Speaker 5: top three for it.
Speaker 7: Go to any sort of fashion event, Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 7: so Joe's can we can we get some sort of
Speaker 7: contract where you can legally shoot me and you don't
Speaker 7: get in trouble if we have to go to some
Speaker 7: sort of fashion event, if there's any sort of runway,
Speaker 7: I don't care how long or short it is.
Speaker 5: I can't do it. Okay, I can't do it.
Speaker 6: Interesting from a former model, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Who'd you model for it?
Speaker 5: Said Harry? Since gone bus?
Speaker 7: Go to a restaurant and eat cavia. No, I don't
Speaker 7: think anyone actually likes it?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 7: Indeed, it's just because it's expensive and you think you're
Speaker 7: supposed to like it.
Speaker 6: I can't even do the little fish eggs on the sushi.
Speaker 6: The way they pop in your mouth is disgusting.
Speaker 7: It's like this little gross fishy explosion in your face. Thirdly,
Speaker 7: go camping.
Speaker 2: Camp.
Speaker 6: We've got a serious camper to my left here. You
Speaker 6: love it, producing Molly love it man being in nature?
Speaker 5: Not for me, Not for me. I'm not showering. Yay,
Speaker 5: good stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you want to have for dinner?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't know, cold tin baked beans.
Speaker 5: That's good, isn't it.
Speaker 1: You're not doing it right if you're having baked beans.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that is very up. That's a survival food. And
Speaker 7: when you're camping.
Speaker 6: Set up though, of having to pull out the tend
Speaker 6: or the awnings, oh my god, just hey for a hotel.
Speaker 7: Pert And finally, in his next run for Your World,
Speaker 7: Jude's no stage in my life. It's part of my
Speaker 7: anti bucket list. Will I be attending one of your
Speaker 7: mixed netball matches?
Speaker 6: That's fair, her full fair, very very fair.
Speaker 1: You said you would rather do something to your appendage
Speaker 1: than come along, and.
Speaker 5: I stand by that. Are you okay?
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, I'm fine.
Speaker 6: I just had a bit of a rough afternoon, so
Speaker 6: I picked up the five year old from school and
Speaker 6: I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 5: No, I know.
Speaker 6: And it was one of those situations where she thought
Speaker 6: her friend got a birthday party invite and she didn't. Ah,
Speaker 6: if anything's going to pierce your soul, it's that, And
Speaker 6: she was like, but why does Lockie get to go
Speaker 6: to a birthday party? Because his friends in room dinner
Speaker 6: my friends too. She was so upset. And then anyway,
Speaker 6: Lockie's mum texts me and said, all good. It was
Speaker 6: a fake invite. So one of the kids was just.
Speaker 1: Like, come to my party. But it wasn't real invite.
Speaker 5: It wasn't really invited.
Speaker 1: It wasn't invite.
Speaker 5: So that's a horrible prank, isn't it.
Speaker 1: But by then she was.
Speaker 6: Fully triggered, so she'd had a meltdown and wouldn't put
Speaker 6: on her ballet outfit. So I'm trying in the back
Speaker 6: of my car in like thirty seven degrees yesterday to
Speaker 6: get her change, put all the leotard on, and jam
Speaker 6: on some tap shoes that were far too small. In
Speaker 6: the meantime, the car next to me, those people couldn't
Speaker 6: get into their car because I was blocking their space.
Speaker 6: They quietly stood there for about seven minutes while I
Speaker 6: was trying to get this five year old dressed in
Speaker 6: the back of the car and didn't say word.
Speaker 1: And then I turned around.
Speaker 6: I was horrified. I was I'm so sorry, and they
Speaker 6: were so lovely.
Speaker 5: Well good on them for I understanding the situation and
Speaker 5: not cracking out.
Speaker 1: Yes, well done.
Speaker 6: And then I got home and my thirteen year old
Speaker 6: had a teeth extract, one of her tooth teeth whatever
Speaker 6: taken out yesterday, and I was like, she didn't look well,
Speaker 6: feel well. So I was like, babe, I'll run your bath.
Speaker 6: So I started the bath and then I got distracted
Speaker 6: by making the past to bake for dinner, completely forgot
Speaker 6: the bath, walked into our en suite and it was flooding.
Speaker 6: My own little cyclone, Alfred, that's nice in my bathroom.
Speaker 5: Like takes sure you fill up your bath, do not
Speaker 5: that much, not that much.
Speaker 6: And then I was like, I'm just going to pack
Speaker 6: it in and go to bed and jumped in my
Speaker 6: bed and one of the kids and all dogs had
Speaker 6: wet the bed, so changing the sheets at ten o'clock night.
Speaker 1: Good, thanks, gosh good?
Speaker 5: What next?
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's it, isn't it.
Speaker 8: I think that's it all comes in three so fours
Speaker 8: or who knows.
Speaker 6: If I find out that birthday invite was real, then
Speaker 6: we're in real trouble.
Speaker 5: Stuff.
Speaker 7: You've had it rough, all right, Yeah, you've had a
Speaker 7: very very rough Just just lay back and take it
Speaker 7: easy for a few minutes ago.
Speaker 6: You know what this feels like if you ever went
Speaker 6: home from work.
Speaker 5: I didn't need that Dick text you to say that.
Speaker 6: Mate.
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Speaker 8: Good morning, Hazy, good morning Joe. How are you you
Speaker 8: We're so good, Sam.
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Speaker 5: Look, it's not really my style, but.
Speaker 8: You know, yeah, I'm very like, I'm excited and I
Speaker 8: hope people watch. They also am very well aware that everyone,
Speaker 8: you know, people have got stuff on. So you know,
Speaker 8: I'm fifty to fifty percent up myself at this stage.
Speaker 8: So there we go. No, I can't I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Sam.
Speaker 6: I want to ask you about your experience with screen
Speaker 6: icon and legend Jack Thompson during the Actor Awards on
Speaker 6: the Gold Coast.
Speaker 1: Tell everyone what you said to him? Please?
Speaker 5: Well, I was backstage.
Speaker 8: I was very very you know, honored to be part
Speaker 8: of like, you know, introducing Working Dog onto the stage.
Speaker 8: Working Dog is like Rob Sitch and Tommy Gleisner and
Speaker 8: Jane Kennedy and Santa Chlo is very a big honor.
Speaker 5: And then so you're backstage.
Speaker 8: And there's like just Jack Thompson's just sitting there, you know,
Speaker 8: like legend. Does he mean as much as you two
Speaker 8: as he does of me. It's like it's just Jack Thompson.
Speaker 8: It's just unbelievable.
Speaker 5: He's iconic.
Speaker 7: What's fascinating, Sam, is it's I don't want to embarrass
Speaker 7: you here, but you don't seem like the type of
Speaker 7: bloke that would easily get rattled.
Speaker 5: And Jack Thompson's presence rattled you. Yeah, look, I don't know.
Speaker 8: Yeah I was rattled, but I also hit it very well,
Speaker 8: hazy by just saying hello and then scurrying out of
Speaker 8: the room.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I mean? I didn't.
Speaker 8: It's hard to be rattled or to be you know,
Speaker 8: kind of nervous as long as you just don't stick around. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I mean, so I hit it, so he doesn't. He
Speaker 8: didn't know that I was, you know, in awe. I
Speaker 8: just said hello and then thought, hey, you know, I've
Speaker 8: got nothing else to say. This is you know, I'm
Speaker 8: not a selfie guy. I'm not going to ask him
Speaker 8: for anything. So I just got out of there and
Speaker 8: then yeah, so I wasn't my finest moment, but anyway,
Speaker 8: it's you know, hopefully I'll still come on the show
Speaker 8: one day.
Speaker 6: It's always fifty fifty in that situation, whether you ask
Speaker 6: for a selfie when you really really desperately want one
Speaker 6: with these big stars, do you get hit up for
Speaker 6: selfies all the time?
Speaker 8: Sam, Oh, Well, I know about all the time time. Actually,
Speaker 8: i'd look, I'll give you the real story. Jack asked
Speaker 8: me for one, so it's pretty.
Speaker 6: Embarrassing, all right, say the show is Sampang tonight premier
Speaker 6: his Monday's seventeenth, the March at eight forty on ten
Speaker 6: and ten play He's going to hang up the phone.
Speaker 4: What about these in years?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
Speaker 8: I had a good time. ID love to stick around.
Speaker 5: Pay Sam