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Speaker 1: I love you.

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Speaker 2: I love you guys so much.

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Speaker 3: I love looking you guys.

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Speaker 4: Yes, who.

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Speaker 2: Yes? Back for another week Jess and Shay on Nova

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Speaker 2: for your podcast In Your Ears?

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Speaker 3: Ahs, Hey, Shay, who are you? I'm still trying to

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Speaker 3: work that out.

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Speaker 2: You're the one that gets stuck in my brain is

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Speaker 2: the one that goes. I literally just listen to it.

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Speaker 2: What's wrong with my brain? The video?

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Speaker 3: Oh I love you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a little vocal step. I listened to

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Speaker 2: it and I just walk around the house. I love

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Speaker 2: you guys.

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Speaker 3: I mean, what a thing to say if I put

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Speaker 3: something else in the opener. She's not thinking about us though,

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Speaker 3: if I said, ah, you're a peaceasion.

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Speaker 2: Coming up in the podcast today, we're going to talk

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Speaker 2: about a few things. Celebrities that sell things that are

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Speaker 2: just weird. They're just bizarre.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I think you've got a good list of this.

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Speaker 2: Yes. Also, we're going to talk about little tree culture.

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Speaker 2: There's a few other things coming up. But have you

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Speaker 2: ever had a tea move ail?

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Speaker 3: You know what happened? Did you hear the news? So

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Speaker 3: the whole TMU factory burnt down in China?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 5: No, eighty dollars worth of damage eighty.

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Speaker 2: But did they spin the wheel before he get like

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Speaker 2: two hundred percent. I always wonder how that works, you

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Speaker 2: get two hundred percent off your team or water.

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Speaker 3: You know, my dad does not rate that joke.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't at all.

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Speaker 3: No, He's like, because I said it to my mum,

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Speaker 3: the whole factory burnt down eighty dollars worth of damage because.

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Speaker 2: Everything's so cheap, does dad know what TIMU is?

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Speaker 3: Well, he like had to unpack and he said, well,

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Speaker 3: what you mean is eighty dollars worth of merch merchandising damage. Dad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't ruin my joke. Don't ruin it with dad logic.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: I ordered something and it was a T shirt, right,

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Speaker 2: and the T shirt said it said it said printed

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Speaker 2: printed tea. I can't remember the exact wording, but it

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Speaker 2: was like printed tea something and it had like a

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Speaker 2: really cool logo on it. I was like, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: was really really cheap and with two hundred percent off,

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Speaker 2: and it was literally a printed card, so it was

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Speaker 2: a printed shirt. And I was like, how do they

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Speaker 3: I always feel like, surely people are smart enough to

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Speaker 2: But I will never make the mistake again. Because I

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Speaker 2: was waiting and the parcel turned up and I was like,

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Speaker 2: this parcel seems a little flat for a T shirt,

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Speaker 2: but maybe it's really really poor quality. Maybe it's packed

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Speaker 3: Yeah, look, next time you want to order something off

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Speaker 3: that website, ask me. Because there's no I in T moves.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there is definitely.

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Speaker 4: You're listening to Jess and Shaye.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if Hey, the SBI's were held during

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Speaker 3: the week the SP's are is it? It's got to

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Speaker 3: which is essentially sport. It's Sport awards. I've never sounded

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Speaker 3: more like like you're uneducated. Look a little white girl

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Speaker 2: I know that they did the Desbyat Awards on RuPaul's

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Speaker 3: I love that. Actually, speaking of awards, there's two very

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Speaker 3: funny comedians over in the States and they do their

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Speaker 3: own awards once a year. They're like the cultural awards

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Speaker 3: kind of thing, and the stuff that they do are ridiculous,

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Speaker 3: Like it's like the award for the best cuddle, and

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Speaker 3: then it's like your mum after you come home from war,

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Speaker 3: your best friend, blah blah blah, Like just like randomly, anyway,

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Speaker 3: chicken shop dates? Oh yeah, yeah, they nominated her for

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Speaker 3: best Journalist in this fake awards. And then someone on

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Speaker 5: Just proves everything we need to know about the media

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Speaker 3: And I don't think she realized they were fake awards

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Speaker 3: and very promptly deleted the tweet.

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Speaker 3: But very much, so very much. I know, but no,

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Speaker 3: the SBIs were on. Shane Gillis was the host. He

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Speaker 3: fairy funny. You might know him. He probably recognize his face,

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Speaker 3: and during his monologue, he did this very funny line,

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Speaker 1: Four time WNBA All Star Britney Hicks is here. Give

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Speaker 1: it up for Brittany, everybody, I'm joking around. That's my

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Speaker 1: That's crazy you clap for that.

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Speaker 3: I love that. That's crazy you clap for that. But

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Speaker 3: it's true. So you think sometimes if you hit it

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Speaker 2: I've always said that if you if you say something

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Speaker 2: with enough enthusiasm and with like an air of confidence,

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Speaker 2: people will believe you one hundred percent.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So I thought I would try this out on

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Speaker 3: someone here in the office.

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Speaker 5: This is before you even arrived tonight.

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Speaker 3: As you know, the only person that is here on

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Speaker 3: the weekend is our poor receptionist Bonnie.

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Speaker 5: She doesn't leave, I know, and she's so lovely.

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Speaker 3: But I just thought if I hit her with enough

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Speaker 3: famous who I have made up, would she believe it?

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Speaker 2: That's great.

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Speaker 5: Listen to how I went reception question for you.

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Speaker 3: Shane and I have an interview with Oliver Verse, the singer.

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Speaker 3: Do we need to like sign him in? You will? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Even if he's like hugely famous, and they're like rushing

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Speaker 3: him through. You're more than welcome to do a prior. Okay,

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Speaker 3: he's going to do a performance for us lack and

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Speaker 3: for us in the studio. Oh well yeah, good, get right, yeah,

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Speaker 3: thank you? This is Joe.

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Speaker 2: It is sorry.

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Speaker 3: Who is Oliver?

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Speaker 2: That's so great? I used to work with Oliver verse

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Speaker 2: is that an actual person?

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Speaker 3: See you're listening to Jess and Shae.

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Speaker 2: Celebrities try to sell the weirdest stuff.

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Speaker 3: Don't they sell?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, anything that they can really get their hands.

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Speaker 3: Do you think being a celebrity is almost just a

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when it's like perfumes and stuff. Do you think

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Speaker 2: Ariana Grande actually has any say in what her fim smells?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: Do they? Is she doing a million things, She's signing stuff,

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Speaker 3: she's approving pictures for her calendar, and then she has

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Speaker 2: Do you think she wears her own perfume?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely not no, No.

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Speaker 2: I mean there's there's one that she has I kind

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Speaker 2: of it's in a purple bottle and it's actually quite good.

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Speaker 2: It's just I wouldn't wear it because it's Ariana Grinde's also.

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Speaker 3: Probably Paris Hilton's seventeenth fragrance, and they've just.

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Speaker 2: Rebottled it, rebottled and said, yeah, you can slap your

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Speaker 2: There you.

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Speaker 3: Go, chemists warehouse. They're often racing.

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Speaker 2: I did a little deep dive into some that celebrities

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Speaker 2: are brought out. All right, So, Gwyneth Paltrow, you probably

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Speaker 2: know this one, the candle that smells like her vagina.

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Speaker 2: Of course, that's course everyone knows about that one from Goop.

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Speaker 2: Also Ed Sheeran, he did a tomato sauce colled.

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Speaker 3: I did know that because he loved heind so much.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Mariah Carey, now do you think this one is

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Speaker 2: real or fake? Let's let's play a little game, shall

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Speaker 2: we do?

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Speaker 3: What a bit of music?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, here we go.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to real fakes. Thought I had to do you

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Speaker 2: think this one is real or fake? Mariah Carey had

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Speaker 2: a baking line called Mariah's Cookies.

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Speaker 3: I feel like yes because it ties in like Christmas cookies,

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Speaker 3: Santa all I want for Christmas? He's a cookie.

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Speaker 2: Yes. It was available on Ghost Kitchens in the US.

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Speaker 2: Snoop Dogg Snoop Doggie Dog's pet clothing line.

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Speaker 3: One hundred percent, because you wouldn't have the name Snoop

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Speaker 3: Dogg and not go into pets clothing.

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Speaker 2: It's like streetwear for your pug. Drake he had a

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Speaker 2: candle as well called Corby Musk, Corby Musk Corby Sorry,

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Speaker 2: Carby Musk hasn't cleared it up at all, Carby Musk,

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Speaker 2: which kind of makes me think he sounds he smells

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with yes, because I feel like Drake

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Speaker 2: That one is absolutely real. Yes, Lady Gaga had chromatica

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Speaker 2: Oreo Cookies. Reel of fake.

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Speaker 3: I know that one she did metallic.

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Speaker 2: Weren't they They were? And they were like bright pink

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Speaker 3: Nothing sets the gays off like Oreo cooks. Let's be

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Speaker 3: jalliant speaking from experience.

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Speaker 2: Reel off fake. Beyonce's bubble wrap boots boots boots.

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Speaker 5: No, Beyonce wouldn't stoop that low fake.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I even read a little thing their fists. They're

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Speaker 2: fashionable and a pop. Literally, you should have read that out.

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Speaker 2: I believe that another one from Snoop dog Is this

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Speaker 2: real or fake? Snoop Dogg's yoga or doga app for dogs.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with yes again because I know he's

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Speaker 3: got like eleven children, he's got mouths to feed.

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Speaker 2: No Ah, absolutely fake. I got one more for you,

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Speaker 2: all right, Okay, Harry Styles. Okay, do you think he

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Speaker 2: would have something because I don't. Does he have any

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Speaker 2: merch out at all?

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Speaker 3: Well, he has a like beauty line or like it's

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Speaker 3: actually just nail polish called pleasing.

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Speaker 2: Really yeah, I've never heard of that.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he doesn't do much publicity for it.

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Speaker 2: He could do some type pleather pants or something too.

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Speaker 3: Definitely split on Benson Boom then just recycles like six

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Speaker 2: He just pops up out of nowhere and does a

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Speaker 2: little flipping. I got it. No, this one the Harry Styles.

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Speaker 2: Harry Styles horse drawn ubersers called stable.

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Speaker 5: It needs to be called styable.

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Speaker 2: And then I'll labor.

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Speaker 4: You're listening to Jess and Shay.

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Speaker 3: Ever, I came across this during the week. In Japan,

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Speaker 3: you can rent a grandmother for twenty three dollars an hour.

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Speaker 3: That's so great, isn't that amazing?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 3: Japan is no stranger to unusual people renting services. So

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Speaker 3: in the past they've had a service that would let

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Speaker 3: anyone rent a middle aged guy. So that was if

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Speaker 3: didn't want to get ripped off, you could take a

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Speaker 3: middle aged man in there with you. Another service rented

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Speaker 3: out fat people by the hour for what do you do?

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Speaker 3: Okay. And the last one was a service design to

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Speaker 2: They would come in and pretend to be in love

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Speaker 3: But now for twenty three dollars an hour, you can

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Speaker 3: maybe you don't have your grandma here anymore, and you've

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Speaker 3: Nothing worse than your grandma saying I had a pair

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Speaker 2: Was your race and minus the ribs.

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Speaker 3: Delete and burn leads with her. Maybe you want to

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Speaker 2: That can happen with poking you in the stomach and

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Speaker 2: going you look too thin, You're not eating, are you eating, correct, I.

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Speaker 3: that's the conversation that's happening, asking if you're maybe are

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Speaker 3: you going to brush your hair before we go out? Oh?

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Speaker 2: You're not wearing that, are you? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Luckily I've got an older sister that often takes care

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Speaker 2: Sounds a bit like my family. Or you could you

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Speaker 2: could pay twenty three dollars an hour for her to

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Speaker 3: I mean, I would pay twenty three dollars for a cleaner.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever had that happen? So you're at home

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Just you know, if you just kept things a little

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Speaker 3: Grandma's standard, Mum standard, your standard, like grandma Grandma Trump's.

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Speaker 2: Grandma is clean the shower until the grout is gone.

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Speaker 5: Honestly, if she needs a cup of tea, come my wife.

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Speaker 4: You're listening to Jess and Shay.

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Speaker 2: Who is a economy at the moment that is doing

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Speaker 3: Is it the USA?

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Speaker 2: Well? Everywhere, sa Usa?

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Speaker 3: Everyone.

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Speaker 2: I mean, everything that you do at the moment, it's

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Speaker 2: it's really hard to save money. It's really hard to

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Speaker 2: Everything is more expensive, and sometimes you just want to

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Speaker 3: I love a little treat. Yeah, So I think half

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Speaker 2: I've been writing down little things about what I've treated

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Speaker 3: No, but I that's that would be the sound going

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Speaker 2: His name is Anthony, and every time he's on it,

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Speaker 3: Sweet treat I would be giving myself if my name

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Speaker 3: was Anthony, brand new name.

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Speaker 2: You don't like Anthony? No, what's wrong with it?

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Speaker 3: It's just so?

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Speaker 2: But it can be shortened to a cute little ant.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know if i'd go ant, but would

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Speaker 3: you go Tony? Maybe not? Do you go ant?

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Speaker 2: Ant?

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Speaker 3: Would be nice?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't even shorten my name because it'd just

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Speaker 2: be yeah. Sure. No, I've been running down every time

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Speaker 2: I bought myself a little sweet treat. So I bought

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Speaker 2: to someone that I didn't know with that support that. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but you might have heard it. I had to call

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Speaker 2: someone and tell him I love you, and that deserved

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Speaker 2: a sweet tree.

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Speaker 3: No, you had to call to Shay I love you.

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Speaker 3: Don't just say I made you call someone say I

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Speaker 2: You just love a good pun, right, I love a

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Speaker 2: I booked a massage because I blinked productively I was like, blinked, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what do you mean? I just needed a massage and

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Speaker 2: I didn't care. I just treated myself because I blinked.

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Speaker 3: The bar is so low. You're seving over it. Well,

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Speaker 2: I went to came up for a bin and left

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Speaker 2: with a full full hit of dopamine after buying myself

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Speaker 3: That's gonna happen. I came up. They're basically giving you them.

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Speaker 3: You know, they're essentially free.

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Speaker 2: They're so cheap. And then when I get sold, you

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Speaker 2: don't bother cleaning him. You just throw am out and

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Speaker 2: buy some more. Do you ever do that with your

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Speaker 2: This is gonna sound so bad with your sheets and stuff.

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Speaker 3: No, it's so hard to tell me what you've done.

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Speaker 2: With your sheet. It's so hard to fold fitted sheets.

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Speaker 2: And I mean, I'm doing.

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Speaker 3: Getting a new one every week.

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Speaker 2: They're so cheap.

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Speaker 3: Why are you new fitted sheets every week?

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Speaker 2: Not every week, but at least once a month.

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Speaker 3: You're not justin Bieber with the Calvin Klins where he

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Speaker 2: Well it's not very economically. Well, I guess I'm also

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Speaker 2: not being very economically sound. No, your piece of sheet,

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Speaker 3: I like it.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't see the point in spending you know,

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Speaker 2: put washing powder, water energy. Okay, you can buy any one.

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Speaker 3: I think what you're missing out on if you need

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Speaker 3: once you sleep in them, you'll realize why you don't

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Speaker 3: chuck them out. Stop buying those itchy things from kmartre.

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Speaker 2: What do you explore? What do you suggest I buy?

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Speaker 3: Like, just go and get like a higher thread count,

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Speaker 3: maybe something silky if you feel like sliding in.

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Speaker 2: I love silky sheets. Yeah, you just slides right off

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Speaker 2: the end.

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Speaker 5: Of the Imagine chucking them out every week, I wouldn't.

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Speaker 3: I say, go to kmart and buy yourself, not a

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Speaker 3: and then treat yourself to a touch of self respect

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Speaker 3: and wash it.

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Speaker 5: Attention, passengers, we will be lanting in forty minutes.

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Speaker 3: Do you think I could do a good pilot I

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Speaker 3: could be a good.

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Speaker 2: Pilot pilot or pilot voice.

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Speaker 5: Well, probably pilot voice.

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Speaker 3: I can't actually fly.

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Speaker 2: But I'm sure if you put your mind to it,

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Speaker 3: That sounded like tention, cross check, cross check and entry

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Speaker 3: flight attendants to take your seat, cross check, cross checking.

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Speaker 2: Arm doors and cross chair doors and cross check. And

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Speaker 2: I always wonder what that means, because immediately in my brain,

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Speaker 2: what do they mean? Cross arms, across arms, cross check.

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Speaker 2: I'm like sitting there.

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Speaker 3: No, it's just a flight attendant walking up and going

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Speaker 2: Well, they have to check cross check. They go across

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Speaker 2: each other's doors, And is that what a cross check is? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: make sure your door's locked and then go and check

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Speaker 2: your partner across the aisle.

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Speaker 3: That makes perfect sense. Well, there's a lot of things

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Speaker 3: the air. It or notot no, no, no, no, no

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Speaker 3: do autopilot for the takeoff and the landing, and that's

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Speaker 2: Correct, And that's the bit they do do.

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Speaker 5: I will yeah, that's what they're training for.

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Speaker 3: Pilots are ordered to fart in front of each other

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Speaker 2: Sorry did you say fart?

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Speaker 3: I read it again, just for chits and giggles. Pilots

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Speaker 2: I'm so confused.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So a woman has gone on YouTube and she's

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Speaker 3: She's claimed. Pilots are prohibited from holding in their gas

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Speaker 3: because the confident causes can distract them from their crucially

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Speaker 3: Not like you're clenching.

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Speaker 2: You can't concentrate on anything exactly.

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Speaker 3: The mind is on that and not on flying the plane.

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Speaker 3: So because of that, they have to freely fight in

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Speaker 2: What do you mean though, Like, does that mean that

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Speaker 3: If the pilot restrains a fart, diminished concentrations may affect

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Speaker 3: his ability to control the airplane. If he lets go

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Speaker 3: I think you have to weigh up the lesser of

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Speaker 3: two evils.

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Speaker 2: So you have to also go, oh, what did I

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Speaker 3: You know they eat two separate meals as well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so that if one gets food poisonedish you know.

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Speaker 3: Once Tone and I were on a flight, a British

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Speaker 3: Airways flight, and they bumped us up to Premium economy

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00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,080
Speaker 3: and we were like, we thought we were living. This

446
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,719
Speaker 3: is essentially first class for us.

447
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,480
Speaker 2: You get an extra five centimeters in.

448
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,560
Speaker 3: Front of you actually, but it was amazing. And the

449
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,720
Speaker 3: flight attendant came down the island. She's going chicken or beef,

450
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:05,720
Speaker 3: chicken or beef taking orders for the dinner service whatever

451
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,000
Speaker 3: it was. We went off chicken, ole, beef, whatever. And

452
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:11,040
Speaker 3: then she came down and said, would you like an

453
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,840
Speaker 3: orange juice? Would you like an orange juice? I said,

454
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,360
Speaker 3: oh yeah, orange juice would be awesome, Thank you. She said,

455
00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:18,440
Speaker 3: do you like Cramberry? Said, oh yeah, I love Cramberry.

456
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:19,200
Speaker 2: Where are you going?

457
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,000
Speaker 3: And she goes here's her orange juice, as if she

458
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,720
Speaker 3: was just doing a survey on whether people like cranberry

459
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,000
Speaker 3: or not.

460
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,880
Speaker 2: I always say to that this joke didn't go down

461
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,320
Speaker 2: too well when I tried it. On the way to

462
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:33,080
Speaker 2: buy it, I said, I said to her, she was

463
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:37,359
Speaker 2: coffee tea and I went coffee tea me, and she

464
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,320
Speaker 2: went no, Like she just looked at me, like, you

465
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,160
Speaker 2: fool bad enough if you ever been on this flight

466
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,119
Speaker 2: for fourteen hours?

467
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,679
Speaker 3: What I don't quite get the joke. You're not just

468
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:46,800
Speaker 3: propositioning yourself.

469
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:51,600
Speaker 2: No, she's like walking down going coffee tea me.

470
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,880
Speaker 3: Oh shit, sorry, I've missed it. You're saying that she

471
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,320
Speaker 3: was offering herself, not the other way around.

472
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,320
Speaker 2: She didn't see the joke in it, and I just

473
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,480
Speaker 2: made it absolut full.

474
00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:05,680
Speaker 3: Of She just went to the commission to fat.

475
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:11,840
Speaker 2: And I was at a friend's house yesterday and in

476
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:12,399
Speaker 2: their freezer.

477
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:13,399
Speaker 3: Friends that aren't they?

478
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, many many friends that aren't.

479
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:20,640
Speaker 3: You Not to self get some other friends getting awkward.

480
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,160
Speaker 2: I may need some new friends after this one. Actually,

481
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,600
Speaker 2: they got me some ice out of their freezer, out

482
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,840
Speaker 2: of the fez, out of their freezer, and in the

483
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:34,480
Speaker 2: freezer was their spice jars. What do you keep your

484
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,679
Speaker 2: spice jars in the freezer?

485
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,840
Speaker 3: I don't even keep my spice girls in the freezer.

486
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,400
Speaker 2: They had the spices and I was like what why

487
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:45,520
Speaker 2: and it was like, you know, dried aracano and dried

488
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:50,240
Speaker 2: human Yeah, and garlic. When you made the part powdered garlic.

489
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,840
Speaker 2: What's it called? Like crushed garlic?

490
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:55,320
Speaker 3: And say, for the listener, Cha's doing something very interesting

491
00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:58,160
Speaker 3: with his hand when he's like, imagine a pepper shaker

492
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,399
Speaker 3: and it's going up and down and he's just smoothing

493
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,560
Speaker 3: their hands up and up and down it up and down, Yeah,

494
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,639
Speaker 3: which explains the Cuban.

495
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,680
Speaker 2: I'll just put my hands in my pockets. No, they

496
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,240
Speaker 2: had it in there, and that was because if you

497
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,080
Speaker 2: put it in the freezer, it keeps it for longer,

498
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,240
Speaker 2: and it means that it doesn't clump. So you know,

499
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,720
Speaker 2: when you go to use your your spices and you're like, oh,

500
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,240
Speaker 2: there's nothing that you got to take the lid off,

501
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,680
Speaker 2: jam something in there and free it all up again.

502
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 2: I'm doing that.

503
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,840
Speaker 5: With a bit of cupping this time, which is weird.

504
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:27,719
Speaker 2: Ah wow, I'm holding the shaker all right. I keep

505
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,080
Speaker 2: telling myself that no, if you if you do it,

506
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,520
Speaker 2: it means it doesn't clump, so you don't have to

507
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:36,359
Speaker 2: do that. It'll stay completely separate and you can just genius.

508
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,440
Speaker 2: And it's not frozen, no, because it's not going to freeze.

509
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 2: There's no water in it. It won't freeze. It's dried.

510
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:45,719
Speaker 3: Hang on, Do things only freeze if there's water in them?

511
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,720
Speaker 2: It has to have a water I believe it's got Like.

512
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,800
Speaker 3: Why does bread freeze?

513
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 2: It's got water content in it. When you make bread,

514
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,200
Speaker 2: there's water and bread, oh right.

515
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,240
Speaker 3: And dried spices have no water in them.

516
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's true. Again, if I just say it.

517
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 5: Was confidence, you're sounding very correct.

518
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I was like, well what else goes

519
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 2: in the freezer to be a little bit of a

520
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,239
Speaker 2: life hack? And we thought about jeans. Do you ever

521
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,320
Speaker 2: put you jeans in the freezer?

522
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 4: No?

523
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:14,360
Speaker 2: You jeans are like you you wear them.

524
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,640
Speaker 3: Jeans have water in them?

525
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,840
Speaker 2: Well you know, well maybe they do, because cotton would

526
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,159
Speaker 2: have a little bit of water, wouldn't it.

527
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 3: I don't know, you're talking to the dumbest person, you know.

528
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 2: No, Apparently if you put your your jeans in the freezer,

529
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,800
Speaker 2: it stops them from smelling bad because it kills all

530
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 2: the back to you.

531
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:33,159
Speaker 3: Okay, you need to start washing your sheets and start

532
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 3: washing your pants.

533
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:38,360
Speaker 2: Apparently if you don't like because when you wear jeans,

534
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 2: you don't wash them like every single time.

535
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 3: Definitely not.

536
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:45,160
Speaker 2: And I I wear like jeans and jawts every single day.

537
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,680
Speaker 2: I have multiple pairs, Like, I'm not wearing the same

538
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,479
Speaker 2: every single day I wear. They look similar, but they're not.

539
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,720
Speaker 2: Like I just would never wear the same pair of jeans,

540
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,360
Speaker 2: like multiple days in a row. But maybe you get

541
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,120
Speaker 2: three ways out of them. But if there's one where

542
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, they're a little bit wiffy, but you

543
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,399
Speaker 2: really want to wear those jeans, put him in the

544
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 2: freezer because it will stop them from spelling.

545
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 3: And then so when you come out in the morning, oh,

546
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 3: I got to work, and then you just open the

547
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:09,919
Speaker 3: freezer and.

548
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 2: Crack crack crack, crack crack crack, put you jeans.

549
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 3: Put them on. Yeah, I've always said that in your joughts,

550
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 3: you look ice cooling. It's been a week. Only makes sense.

551
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 3: If we talk Trump, do we have to hail to

552
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,280
Speaker 3: the chief? Probably should be renamed at this point.

553
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,360
Speaker 2: Well, apparently he's got something wrong with his hands.

554
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, what was that swelling disease?

555
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, something that causes his veins to swell.

556
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 3: Maybe he's so stupid. It's in his hands as well,

557
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 3: is it?

558
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 2: He's orange?

559
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,160
Speaker 3: Apologies to all the Trump supporters. I know they're big

560
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 3: fans at the pod. No. President Donald Trump has announced

561
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 3: what could be refreshing news to some Americans last week.

562
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 3: Thanks to him, Coke is changing its American recipe. I

563
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 3: have been speaking to Coca Cola about using real cane

564
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 3: sugar in coke in the US, and they've agreed to

565
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 3: do it. I'd like to thank all of those in authority,

566
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,680
Speaker 3: Coca Cola, Coca Cola. This will be a very good

567
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 3: move by them. You'll see, it's just better.

568
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 2: See I would. This is one thing I actually agree

569
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:08,719
Speaker 2: with him on.

570
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 3: Do you know what?

571
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,919
Speaker 2: I was in the States and all of their soft drinks.

572
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 2: I landed in New York and I was like, I'm

573
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 2: so thirsty. Had a drink and immediately this is going

574
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 2: to sound really bad. Immediately my stomach just started to

575
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 2: bubble and I was like, I need to find a

576
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 2: toilet now. It just did not agree with me. I

577
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 2: never did. And then I had to work out what

578
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 2: it was. I realized it was the corn syrup that

579
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,880
Speaker 2: they yess so high in sugar that I was like, no,

580
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 2: this is not good for me.

581
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 3: I mean it's speaking. We all have free will. That

582
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,439
Speaker 3: is a good use of free will. And probably the

583
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 3: presidential seal. As we know, Trump is a big fan

584
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,920
Speaker 3: of coke. Jd Vance talking here and the.

585
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,119
Speaker 2: President looks over at me, puts the foreign leader on

586
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 2: mute and says this is not going very well. And

587
00:24:53,960 --> 00:25:01,159
Speaker 2: he presses the red button and and my eyes.

588
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,639
Speaker 3: Get really big, and I'm like, mister President.

589
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 2: You know what what just happened? And he's he looks

590
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 2: at me and he goes nuclear. Nuclear. And two minutes

591
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 2: later a guy walks in with a diet coke and

592
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 2: he looks back.

593
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 4: At me and he says, it wasn't nuclear, it's just the.

594
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 2: Diet coke button.

595
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 5: Has a Diet coke button in the situation room.

596
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,199
Speaker 2: I love that, I mean I would love one right here.

597
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 2: What is this button? Not bring press that?

598
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 3: But don't press that button. Don't do that one.

599
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 2: That one just makes me.

600
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:30,919
Speaker 3: Don't do that.

601
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 2: That'll send us That one.

602
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 3: Mutes me, that sends us straight to hr.

603
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 2: It starts my microphone. Yeah, okay, actually know what you do?

604
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 3: Hit that?

605
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 2: But he shut up.

606
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 3: Hey, I had a thought, what would you do as president?

607
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 2: Right?

608
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 3: First of all, I'm making coconut sugars free for everyone

609
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 3: once a day. Get your fridge cigarette. Yeah yeah, you

610
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 3: don't like that as a form of power.

611
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 2: I mean, is it use power free?

612
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, for everybody, everyone, if you want one or pressure.

613
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 2: I can get behind that. Why not? What about throwing

614
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 2: people in jail if they leave the microwave on one

615
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 2: second to go.

616
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 3: No, I respect that because it means that you don't

617
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 3: get the annoying bbbbbb at the end. I hate that

618
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 3: noise one second off because.

619
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 2: Then the microphone does the microphone. The microwave doesn't tell

620
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 2: you the time.

621
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 3: I was wondering why I didn't heat up any soup

622
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,120
Speaker 3: when I poured.

623
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:20,360
Speaker 1: It all over.

624
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 2: Actually, I should throw myself in jail because I've done

625
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,439
Speaker 2: that constantly. Look at my microwave and I'm like, what

626
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:26,919
Speaker 2: time is it?

627
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:27,160
Speaker 3: Oh?

628
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 2: No, I've left.

629
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 3: Calls coming from inside that.

630
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I need to look a little closer.

631
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,679
Speaker 3: Okay, what about making Taylor Swift perform a free concert

632
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 3: every year?

633
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 2: That's just a good one for you. That's where is

634
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 2: the concert?

635
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's what this whole stegment is. It's free will

636
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 3: with the presidential seal. What do I want to see happen?

637
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 2: All right, well, how about making it low that every

638
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 2: McDonald's has to have the soft service cream machine working.

639
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 3: Absolutely. I'm pretty sure you're sounding like Trump right now,

640
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 3: because he promised that as one of his residential actions.

641
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 5: All right, the ice cream. You're all saying it's the

642
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 5: greatest ice cream. We all had some, and.

643
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 3: You know what, they're no longer not making ice cream.

644
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 5: Everybody gets one. I'm like mister whipy those.

645
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:22,879
Speaker 4: Nuggets you're listening to Jess and Shay.

646
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 5: Ever, I had a thought during the week that dangerous

647
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 5: I know, just.

648
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 2: The one is the smoke coming at your ears a

649
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 2: little bit thinking to.

650
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:34,439
Speaker 3: A little bit, I can just hear a ticking noise. Now,

651
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 3: I had a thought that there's some very common sentences

652
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 3: that we say all the time. Yeah, if you were

653
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 3: to rephrase them slightly, they sound very sinister. So when

654
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 3: you're actually replying to someone in just a friendly, casual conversation,

655
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 3: you want to make sure you say something the right

656
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 3: way always. Now I've got a list of phrases here

657
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,239
Speaker 3: for you. Can you read them out for me, and

658
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 3: then I'm going to just rephrase them slightly and tell

659
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 3: you how sinner do they sound. Have a nice day,

660
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 3: Enjoy the next twenty four hours. Won't you.

661
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 2: Danger? Very danger? Wow? Take care, watch your back.

662
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 3: It helps with the dramatic saga.

663
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 2: It is crazy. See you soon.

664
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 3: We'll cross paths again when the time is right.

665
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 2: Good luck.

666
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 5: Let's hope luck is on your side.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay? Oh sleep well?

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Speaker 5: I hope nothing disturbs your rest.

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Speaker 3: Is it better with the boys?

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Speaker 2: You sound like a phone sex operator.

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Speaker 3: You think I gave all that up?

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Speaker 2: You could have changed that too. I hope you enjoy

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Speaker 2: your slump. That's good too, always sounds good. Thanks for

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Speaker 2: your help.

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Speaker 3: I won't forget what you didn't like.

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Speaker 2: You're looking at me.

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Speaker 3: The eye contact is a yes.

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Speaker 2: It's like you're boring through my soul. Let's catch up soon.

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Speaker 3: You can't run forever.

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Speaker 2: Nice to meet you now.

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Speaker 3: I know your face.

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Speaker 2: Oh imagine if someone said that to you. Now I

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Speaker 2: know your face. Shaking your hand first time you've met

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Speaker 2: them in the last one? Happy birthday?

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Speaker 3: Another yeah, closer, or I had another one for this,

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Speaker 3: which I thought was quite good. It's just tink talk.

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Speaker 2: Oh, people say to you another trip around the sun?

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Speaker 2: I hate that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not as fun.

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Speaker 2: Is it to say happy birthday?

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Speaker 3: Hashtag three six five?

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Speaker 2: Hey, closer to death?

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Speaker 3: No, just say tink tok. All right, that's us done

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Speaker 3: for another trip around the sun. I'll be back in

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Speaker 3: a year.

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Speaker 2: No, we'll be back around the sun. Does not take

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Speaker 2: a week, yess.

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Speaker 3: No, I know that. I know that's I've had that

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Speaker 3: on a prior week. I know that takes a year.

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Speaker 3: But we'll be back next week.

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Speaker 2: I did say that. I was looking at the stupidest

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Speaker 2: person I know. Hey, if you want to give us

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Speaker 2: five stars, we would love that because it helps everything.

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Speaker 2: It helps us get paid.

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Speaker 3: Every time you guys give us a star. Shaye teaches

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Speaker 3: me something, which is awesome. Slowly become the least person.

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Speaker 2: Every time I open my mouth.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll be teaching by Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Also follow us on TikTok as well and give us

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Speaker 2: a give us a few little comments, you know, if

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Speaker 2: you like what we're doing.

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Speaker 3: I'd love that.

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Speaker 2: I'm one of those people that never comments on anything

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Speaker 2: like I go, hah, that's really funny and I'll tell

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Speaker 2: people about it, but I never comment.

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Speaker 3: Oh please comm and I love it all. Sligning to

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Speaker 3: can we find you.

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Speaker 3: was nice.

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Speaker 2: Just don't give me weird dms.

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Speaker 3: Are you getting weird?

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Speaker 2: Getting weird DM you from? I'm not gonna say, but

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Speaker 2: I did get a DM from someone who said you

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Speaker 2: have a lovely beard.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'm a real person who were not even married.

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Speaker 4: You're listening to Jess and Shae