Speaker 1: We got Getty morning every day, Alida, Yes, and it's
Speaker 1: a little fierce battle this week.
Speaker 2: So the topic is this Dark Horse by Katie Perry
Speaker 2: is the greatest Katie Perry song of all time.
Speaker 3: I'm for you against and you seem to sit okay
Speaker 3: with this?
Speaker 2: I sit very well with this.
Speaker 3: That's a good Joe.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of us were really really refreshed
Speaker 2: and energized when we learn who the hell Juicy j was.
Speaker 3: It's so true.
Speaker 4: Also, have Katie Perry's listening this morning. Feel free to
Speaker 4: wait in for your songs.
Speaker 2: But that is so true. The lines are open as
Speaker 2: of now. Go for Katie third, three, four day. Do
Speaker 2: you want me to go first?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, Here we go. I'm up Catherine Perry.
Speaker 2: So many epic songs, one that captured the heart and
Speaker 2: soul of the world. Because we learned about a beautiful
Speaker 2: artist by the name of Juicy j known for his
Speaker 2: trunk style characterized by heavy breathing, stomping sound effects. Juicy
Speaker 2: j Ah, You're a prince of a man, and Juicy
Speaker 2: j was the one who brought this man's work to
Speaker 2: our attention. Your heart help Jeff. And so they were like, Oh,
Speaker 2: who is this Jeffrey Dharma character? Finda sounds nice. Let's
Speaker 2: just give him a bit of a gurgle. Oh, here
Speaker 2: he is Milwaukee Monster, American serial killer dismembering seventeen people.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, why Jeffrey your six? Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: get it, eat your heart out? Yeah, I understand. Great
Speaker 2: song though, Sorry, Joe's got a little bit side by
Speaker 2: the Milwaukee Monster. But it's a good song. I think
Speaker 2: it's a great song.
Speaker 3: Honestly, get your on the prize, mate.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but boy, oh boy, do yourself a favor
Speaker 2: and do not google Jeffrey Darmer.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to dig a little deeper into the
Speaker 4: subject matter of the debate this weekend. That is Katie
Speaker 4: Perry's songs. Let me just drill down on the dark
Speaker 4: Horse rap. Shall I call her Karma?
Speaker 3: She eat You're Hot like Jeffrey drama.
Speaker 4: So incorporating a serial killer with cannibalistic tendencies into a catchy,
Speaker 4: upbeat pop song is very counterintuitive. Dark Horse slaps, But
Speaker 4: Catherine Elizabeth Hudson has had much bigger bangers with much
Speaker 4: more impressive lyrics. Remember that time she sung about the
Speaker 4: biggest Friday Night of her life where she got blackout drunk,
Speaker 4: and then try explaining those lyrics to a five year old?
Speaker 4: And what about the time she sung about being a
Speaker 4: cold bag in a storm?
Speaker 3: Do you ever feel like a plastic bell sifting through
Speaker 3: the winding starting? Yeah, lyrical genius?
Speaker 4: What about this banger I got, the the tune that
Speaker 4: made people dump it Toxi Partners and buy a tiger?
Speaker 4: And where would you be without the song that launched
Speaker 4: a thousand Master Chef contestants' careers? How very dare you
Speaker 4: try to imagine a world without Julie Goodwin, Callum han
Speaker 4: and poland yell the real name Sharon by the way,
Speaker 4: sun fact in some reason ever put Katie in a corner.
Speaker 4: She's an AFL Grand Final singing goddess married to Orlando,
Speaker 4: and she's magnificently unhinged and we love her suck.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, it's gotta be tough for me from here.
Speaker 2: Off the back of that, Jason, Okay, you just finished
Speaker 2: so strong.
Speaker 3: I love that audio from Katie.
Speaker 2: Michelle take us through who won the debate? In your eyes? Okay?
Speaker 2: What was it? What was it?
Speaker 4: Was it?
Speaker 2: The way that she even even I felt defeated as
Speaker 2: soon as I've done it, so that's okay.
Speaker 3: I don't be down on yourself, Michelle, thank you. So
Speaker 3: she has.
Speaker 4: Got so many good songs. That's very, very true. It's
Speaker 4: Vicky from Goodwa Good morning Vicky, Good morning morning Vicky.
Speaker 4: Sorry though, do you know what Eve?
Speaker 2: And I can very much agree with you. Jody had
Speaker 2: a bit of debate this week, also.
Speaker 3: Don't apologize, Vicky.
Speaker 4: The anything left for Vicky to save him was it's
Speaker 4: not you, it's me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, do you know what? It is? Best? The three?
Speaker 2: But can I at least try and make it too one?
Speaker 2: Can we go to Taylor from Roseworthy? Taylor, who are
Speaker 2: you voting for this week's three? Zip yep? Awesome? Thank you?
Speaker 2: That really sort of splatted in my face.
Speaker 3: Feeling really bad for you. But then I think his
Speaker 3: songs a song, song song, and I go nutscrew him?
Speaker 2: Oh that is true. Congrats Joe's It's now five to
Speaker 2: one in the debates, and it would seem that there
Speaker 2: are better Katie Perry songs and dark Horse Yeah, well.
Speaker 4: And she's got a Monty off them and I can't
Speaker 4: wait to hear the matter concerts is mate?
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for everyone who voted. You got
Speaker 2: yourself on air. You're now on standby this Frey winter
Speaker 2: weekend Escape. We will draw that on Friday, and let's
Speaker 2: leave you with this and maybe you will never like
Speaker 2: dark Horse again.
Speaker 3: I need to know, I need to know now. I
Speaker 3: need to know. I need to know.
Speaker 2: I need to know what news today to know.
Speaker 3: This is what you need to know.
Speaker 2: What you need to know with Jody. And as weather
Speaker 2: outside is weather, it's very weathery.
Speaker 4: When you said before hate weather chat next, everyone must
Speaker 4: have been.
Speaker 3: Like, whoa stick around for that joke?
Speaker 2: We got me.
Speaker 4: Nowhere because that's what people go to when they've got
Speaker 4: nothing else to say.
Speaker 3: You talk about the weather.
Speaker 2: Shut up, they're about to talk about the weather.
Speaker 4: Sivie weather swept across our beautiful state last night, causing
Speaker 4: some significant traffic disruptions and safety concerns as well. There
Speaker 4: was a delay of about fifty five minutes on the
Speaker 4: Southern Expressway between Lonsdale and Seaford. The salt Fleet Street
Speaker 4: Bridge at Portland in London was closed for this second
Speaker 4: time in a month due to flooding. How would Fitzer
Speaker 4: get to his house?
Speaker 3: That's my question. Oh my gosh, that's the gateway to fits.
Speaker 2: His manch yould probably fly. That man can do anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4: And in the Adelaide Hills there was morning hail, there
Speaker 4: was heavy rain, there were icy roads near Mount Barker,
Speaker 4: so very hazardous at driving conditions as well, and then
Speaker 4: there was a three car crash near the His and
Speaker 4: Tunnels at around six thirty.
Speaker 2: Oh goodness, gracious, it's all happening. You've got any updates
Speaker 2: as well in your area, please get involved thirteen twenty
Speaker 2: four ten gifts cool, send us a text as well.
Speaker 2: Fall double nine nine one nine. Let's get through this
Speaker 2: crazy weather together. Yes, so, particularly if there's any stoppages
Speaker 2: or delays on your road, let us know so we
Speaker 2: can spread the good words.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 4: So the good news is the forecast for the rest
Speaker 4: of today. There's still a high chance of showers and
Speaker 4: damaging winds, but it'll ease by this afternoon, which is good.
Speaker 3: And then the rest of the week looks okay.
Speaker 4: Cloud in fifteen sixteen, Friday fifteen and fifteen.
Speaker 3: For the weekend.
Speaker 4: There you go, it's all right, it's not great, but
Speaker 4: it's the middle of winter, so.
Speaker 2: You know, you feel like as well, it wasn't that
Speaker 2: long ago. We We're like, wow, it was a rain
Speaker 2: for so long. It's so dry in the city, and
Speaker 2: that all of a sudden they went, Okay, we'll make
Speaker 2: up for it. We'll make up for yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And also I just have to say, I'm just lying
Speaker 4: in bed last night, and as lovely as the rain
Speaker 4: is hazy on your.
Speaker 3: Roof, I just I thought, I hope that there's a Code.
Speaker 4: Blue tonight with these heavy showers, because obviously a lot
Speaker 4: of people sleep rough. But Nat drove into work this
Speaker 4: morning and we're bangs back in the middle of the
Speaker 4: city at ho Much Square here, and I saw two
Speaker 4: homeless people and I thought, oh, my goodness, you guys
Speaker 4: slept in that last night.
Speaker 2: That's tough, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's so spare a thought for those people who aren't
Speaker 4: fortunate enough to have a home.
Speaker 2: Spot on fifteen degrees across Adelaide, say, probably feels like
Speaker 2: seven eight degrees thirteen and twenty four to ten. Matthews
Speaker 2: caught through. Hey Matthew, can you please share your feelings
Speaker 2: about the whole This is what it is, but what
Speaker 2: it feels like? Are you four or against that little philosophy.
Speaker 3: I am absolutely against it.
Speaker 2: Who haven't made that feels like weather?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Mate, that's a terrible belly.
Speaker 4: Does it upset you so much? Matthew, I feel like
Speaker 4: you really triggered.
Speaker 3: I am. I always look at the weather and then
Speaker 3: see that feels like it just grinds my.
Speaker 2: Gears on team Matt with this one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you're optimistic when you see a temperature of
Speaker 4: around fifteen to sixteen, and then you see the feels
Speaker 4: like eight or nine.
Speaker 3: You go, well, thanks for that.
Speaker 2: Just give it to me straight, sugarcreat it all right.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's like when you walk into a party and you
Speaker 4: think this is going to be a bit of fun
Speaker 4: and then they go, no, it's our goal free and.
Speaker 2: You go, oh, god, appreciate the gore mat lines are
Speaker 2: always open. Thirty and twenty fourteen. Jode's the correct age
Speaker 2: to get married? Oh, I mean, love knows no rules,
Speaker 2: It's true. Yeah, sometimes it's timing is poor. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: who can absolutely schedule these things? Do you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 3: You can't tell love what to do.
Speaker 2: They have done a study, though, and it's found that
Speaker 2: men who marry after I said, after the age of
Speaker 2: twenty five tend to live longer than those who marry younger.
Speaker 3: Is this because you always need to sew some motes?
Speaker 2: I'm not really sure. Researchers believe that out of maturity,
Speaker 2: emotional stability, and better financial footing later in life may
Speaker 2: contribute to improve longevity in relationship satisfaction. Men who marry
Speaker 2: in their late twenties or early thirties are more likely
Speaker 2: to enter healthier, more stable marriages. According to the data,
Speaker 2: early marriages, while not inherently harmful, showed more signs of stress, conflict,
Speaker 2: and instability.
Speaker 4: Because it's that passion, isn't It's that passion of youth
Speaker 4: need get to get with someone, and it just explodes,
Speaker 4: and sometimes.
Speaker 2: There's fireworks, and sometimes the fireworks they laugh.
Speaker 3: Sometimes that's the problem is all out.
Speaker 2: You said something about sewing some oats nice and early.
Speaker 2: I think for a lot of guys as well. And
Speaker 2: how do I say this without sounding just a little
Speaker 2: bit peculiarly.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of boks need to get things
Speaker 2: out of their systems when they're young.
Speaker 3: Why do you just say blokes though some women like
Speaker 3: to do that.
Speaker 2: And some women as well, And then what would happen.
Speaker 2: Is for a lot of blokes. Once they get that
Speaker 2: out of the system, somethin For a lot of them,
Speaker 2: you realize, well, it's not that fulfilling anyway. No, But
Speaker 2: then the guys that don't do that, and maybe they
Speaker 2: got shacked up nice and early, always have that in
Speaker 2: the back of their mind. And you can't explain to
Speaker 2: some of those blokes that, hey, those things that you
Speaker 2: wanted to do, you're probably going to be unfulfilled anyway. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: until it actually happens.
Speaker 3: My god, this is the wisdom of Uncle Andrew, isn't it beautiful?
Speaker 2: I why I say something intelligent here?
Speaker 3: Vaguely?
Speaker 2: What's going on? Hey, guys, what happened? I just blacked
Speaker 2: out for two minutes? Where are we?
Speaker 3: Can we resume? Can we resume business as usual?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 3: Fuddy footy?
Speaker 2: The other thing I will say as well, is it guys? Am?
Speaker 4: I right?
Speaker 2: Where itiots? We're absolute idiots. Early twenties, mid twenties come on,
Speaker 2: Like when I was twenty five, I was such a child. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think I started to really understand what was
Speaker 2: going on until forty about forty two, and I'm forty now,
Speaker 2: so in two years time, I'll start to work it
Speaker 2: out dead set, early thirties, mid thirties, you start to
Speaker 2: work out what's going on.
Speaker 3: I reckon Pasily, what's after twenty five? Is right?
Speaker 4: All the good things happen, But when is the ideal
Speaker 4: time do you think to get married?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, if you had to schedule it out,
Speaker 2: i'd say early thirties. Yeah, right, because, yeah, the difference
Speaker 2: between early twenties and early thirties, it feels like decades
Speaker 2: and decades, not just ten years. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: In terms of knowledge twenty one year old boys to
Speaker 2: twenty five, Yeah, I think there's something that sort of
Speaker 2: prioritizes laugh, knowledge and other things, if you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. Joe, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: I understand exactly what he's saying. What do you make
Speaker 4: of twenty old twenty one year old women who make
Speaker 4: the decision to get married. What do you think about that?
Speaker 4: Is that distance to flourish?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not really sure. It depends on your partner.
Speaker 2: But once again, and I know people. I know people
Speaker 2: who got married nice and early and it's fantastic, beautiful relations.
Speaker 4: And equally there's people that get married in their thirty
Speaker 4: who are divorced by forty two, So who's to say?
Speaker 4: Whatever it was for you, love is love God, just
Speaker 4: roll with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know how I'm talking to, don't you
Speaker 2: wink wink? That's right, you dropping on the road down
Speaker 2: Now you're dirty birds easy, forty live blessed. Didn't think
Speaker 2: i'd find myself in the situation where I'm giving you
Speaker 2: some sort of laugh advice. But here we go.
Speaker 3: I didn't see you coming in, To be honest, no
Speaker 3: one really did.
Speaker 2: Okay, as we lead up to the big night on Thursday,
Speaker 2: each and every day, I got two little bits of
Speaker 2: laugh advice for you, the wisdom that comes with forty. Okay,
Speaker 2: first bit, when reheating pizza, don't put the pizza box
Speaker 2: in the oven because it will catch a light. Unfortunately
Speaker 2: I did that first hand. Okay, not that long ago, all.
Speaker 4: The things you've learnt in your life. Don't put a
Speaker 4: cardboard pizza box in the oven.
Speaker 2: It'll catch a light. Guys, well done, it will catch
Speaker 2: a light. All right, I'll save you from putting yourself
Speaker 2: in that really potentially disastrous situation.
Speaker 4: How many twenty year old blots out there going, oh
Speaker 4: my god, thank God.
Speaker 2: For haze, Oh jeez, worrying up for dinner tonight. Now
Speaker 2: you might have to whack it in the microwave. I've
Speaker 2: got another one for you. Maybe it's a bit more serious.
Speaker 2: Stop giving time and attention to people you don't like.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I've learned that in the last
Speaker 2: year or so, I reckon, you ignore You don't pay
Speaker 2: enough for two to the people that you do like
Speaker 2: and that they like you because you're too busy trying
Speaker 2: to make other people like you, and you give time
Speaker 2: and appreciation to the people who don't like you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, So just move on because what you do
Speaker 2: learn is that there's a bunch of people that don't
Speaker 2: like you, whether you like it or not. The most
Speaker 2: popular people on earth still have haters. I worry about
Speaker 2: the people that can't, that are not ever going to
Speaker 2: like you.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of jealousy though, too, I think, don't
Speaker 4: you reckon? I think if people actively don't like you,
Speaker 4: there's a.
Speaker 3: Fear amount of jealousy involved. Okay, because I can't imagine
Speaker 3: any idea and.
Speaker 2: You're situpactual he DAGs through. What are they jealous of?
Speaker 3: Ask you? Oh? Having a bit of a.
Speaker 2: No, no, but do you know what I mean? So
Speaker 2: when you think of the top people on the planet,
Speaker 2: they've still Gottron James Lebron James has got so many
Speaker 2: haters and for whatever reason, and it's not just me,
Speaker 2: we're wired to really try and convert the people that
Speaker 2: don't like us instead of just keeping on giving channeling
Speaker 2: that love the people you do have a connection with,
Speaker 2: because when it's all said and done, there will be
Speaker 2: a time where you go, why did I waste so
Speaker 2: much time on those absolute knobs who don't like me
Speaker 2: and never want to like me? You can't flick it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, And we're here for such a finite time
Speaker 3: on the planet. God stop, don't stress. I agree.
Speaker 4: This is a really big one that I think you
Speaker 4: learn sort of a little bit later in life. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, stop giving energy to people who don't deserve it.
Speaker 2: Yes, there we Yes, Joe's Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: So deep and I don't know what to do now.
Speaker 2: How do you have so much wisdom when you're fortieth
Speaker 2: is so far away?
Speaker 3: Spoil kids.
Speaker 4: It's a really fine line, isn't it, in between giving
Speaker 4: them what they want and making them happy, but also
Speaker 4: being a little bit disciplined and being like, you can't
Speaker 4: have everything.
Speaker 2: I mean, yes, dad, no joke, particularly with my daughter. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she rules the house. Harsh from my son, absolute sucker
Speaker 2: for my daughter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. And little girls do that to their dads.
Speaker 3: Their dad's fingers are like this. Little girls have little
Speaker 3: pinky fingers, more fingers, Yeah, and you dad's just wrapped
Speaker 3: around them like that.
Speaker 2: How I'm six foot two completely wrapped around that tiny
Speaker 2: little finger. Does it even work physically?
Speaker 3: It doesn't seem possible, and yet here we are.
Speaker 4: So we're bringing this up because Ossie DJ Fisher real
Speaker 4: name Paul Fisher has given his one year old daughter
Speaker 4: a designer.
Speaker 3: Bag for her birthday. I'm not even joking.
Speaker 4: He has given her a sixteen hundred dollar Eve Saint
Speaker 4: Laurent handbag, isn't it. I'm sorry, that's ridiculous, all.
Speaker 2: Fun of game until she starts carried in with text.
Speaker 4: I know, finger painting on it doesn't. That just seem obscene?
Speaker 4: But as parents, we're all walking that fine line of
Speaker 4: just how do you keep your kids happy but also
Speaker 4: not spoiled. There are seven signs, and I've taken the
Speaker 4: liberty of looking them up on Fisher's behalf to see
Speaker 4: if you're spoiling your child.
Speaker 3: Or if you have a spoilt brat for a kid.
Speaker 2: Ready for This is going to be confronting, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Let's worst, let's work backwards. They refuse to complete even
Speaker 3: simple tasks until you beg or bribe them.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is kids, I'm kids.
Speaker 3: This is classic Gregotti. This is hey, go and have
Speaker 3: a shower, or you don't get a chocolate, or we'll.
Speaker 2: Give you a blue note? Was a blue note ten dollars?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, go and have a shower. And then
Speaker 3: I'm not even joking. A minute half later it's like,
Speaker 3: if you're going to have a shower and get your chocolate?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, come on, I'll give you a peaknote. And
Speaker 2: then the response is your kidnap you?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: A blue note?
Speaker 3: Number six.
Speaker 4: They don't give up until they get what they want.
Speaker 4: Oh the nagging, The nagging that gets you, doesn't it?
Speaker 4: Number five? They sore losers, so when a sporting sense,
Speaker 4: if they lose, then they pick up their bat and.
Speaker 3: Ball and go home. Henry saw loser.
Speaker 2: He's good now, it's good now. I think it was
Speaker 2: early on where we sort of had to really drill
Speaker 2: into him where it was almost like if he wasn't
Speaker 2: good at something instantly didn't want to do it, so
Speaker 2: to really sort of knuckle in the whole perseverance thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's like my daughter Harper doesn't want to
Speaker 4: do acro on a Saturday dance because she.
Speaker 3: Falls on her head.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Number number four. They demand things asap. I want it
Speaker 4: and I want it now. Number three. They think the
Speaker 4: world revolves around them. I know it as adults like that.
Speaker 3: It's their world. We're just living in it.
Speaker 2: Some people grow out of it, some people don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Number two.
Speaker 4: Then never satisfied with what they have, they always want more,
Speaker 4: doesn't matter. They could have all the toys in the world,
Speaker 4: Andrew Hayes, but.
Speaker 3: They still want more. Or he now house houses on roadblocks.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we go through a robox phase as well. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: Big Lego Fast two was still going through that. But
Speaker 2: Dad Luck's Lego two number one.
Speaker 4: When you tell them no and they throw a tantrum
Speaker 4: until they get their way.
Speaker 2: Especially in public.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dad gives in every single time to the daughter.
Speaker 3: Talk us through a lotty tantrum in public place.
Speaker 2: Well, what ends with a lotty tantrum is the most
Speaker 2: aggressive sentence that I've ever heard out of someone's mouth,
Speaker 2: particularly a youngster, over something that's really really small and trivial,
Speaker 2: and that is I wish you were dead. Gosh, you
Speaker 2: were dead, Oh God.
Speaker 3: And then your soul is broken.
Speaker 2: My soul is fractured.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 4: Harp To had one the other night and these words
Speaker 4: came out of her mouth. I hate this family. I'm
Speaker 4: going to find a new one. At that point where like,
Speaker 4: good go.
Speaker 2: If you see a little five year old just cruiser
Speaker 2: out of the streets, that's harp She's looking for a
Speaker 2: new family.
Speaker 3: She's not bad.