WEBVTT - Bonus: Lauren mixed up her antacid for something else...

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday night, We're invited to a thirtieth birthday party. Now

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<v Speaker 1>we bought the average ja je up. I called Jason

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<v Speaker 1>said are you are you going? Because if you you

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<v Speaker 1>need to come and I'll go, and then.

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<v Speaker 2>We went together safety in.

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<v Speaker 3>So what sort of demo was it?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it was the thirtieth.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people were barely eighteen Clinton, some people were sixty.

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<v Speaker 3>Diverse, crowd diverse.

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<v Speaker 2>This sum set up. Lauren and I were going to

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<v Speaker 2>go at six and then we'll tell the party starts

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<v Speaker 2>at eight. Yeah, so I was like, okay, but the

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<v Speaker 2>party really starts it. That was the other thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I said to Lauren, I'll come over and we'll get

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<v Speaker 4>there for eight o'clock and she's like, we can't get eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's be honest. The party didn't start till we

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<v Speaker 1>walked in. Of course, the party was pretty heaving.

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<v Speaker 2>The party kicked on after.

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<v Speaker 1>So, first of all, I had the anxiety about what

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<v Speaker 1>to wear do with thirtieth the crop top. I did

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<v Speaker 1>not go with the crop tops winter Clinton high boots. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>also because so it was it was Masie who's part

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<v Speaker 1>of our team here. It was her thirtieth and she

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<v Speaker 1>is in a rental and it's it's a brand new home,

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<v Speaker 1>and she wanted to respect the house and said, do

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<v Speaker 1>you think I can tell people not to where heels

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<v Speaker 1>or stilettos because I don't want four wants to be damaged.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>When I rocked up at Laurence, she looked great.

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<v Speaker 4>You looked great, but I definitely could tell she was

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<v Speaker 4>dressing to try and blend him with thirty year olds.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the first outfit I put on, I'd sort of

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<v Speaker 1>was like, it's a bit like it's a corporate No,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a bit like.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't The pin skirt was a bit much which one?

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<v Speaker 1>And a pin skirt yeah, no, like a pin striped skirt. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't that. So then I put on a flat

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<v Speaker 1>knee high boot like a ride like you caught, like

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<v Speaker 1>a riding boot, flat boot, little miniskirt, and a leather

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<v Speaker 1>jack like a little cool. I keep saying cool, don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I stopped saying cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, So we got past the outfit anxiety, went to

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<v Speaker 1>the party. At the party, Macy's gorgeous mum and dad

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<v Speaker 1>with Eron. At about eleven o'clock, Macy's mum was like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think we should do party pies and sausage rolls.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh jam it. I left before that.

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<v Speaker 2>You got put to work in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it was like I could help. I was hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out with him, so I turned it up and are

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<v Speaker 1>you the chef? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>This is its quiet.

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<v Speaker 1>I turned the oven on, helped mum. We couldn't work

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<v Speaker 1>out how to get the oven on. We got the

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<v Speaker 1>oven on in go the party sausage drills like twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I said to her, Mum, did you put a timer

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<v Speaker 1>on your phone? Make sure you don't forget the party

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<v Speaker 1>pires sausage rolls. Twenty minutes later, Mum opens the oven.

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<v Speaker 1>Fire alarms on all fives, all five levels of the

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<v Speaker 1>house going like bananas, and there's smoke all through the

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<v Speaker 1>middle level of the house. I was like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>I've put it on grill not so the boys are

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<v Speaker 1>up trying to take the fire alarms off the roof.

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<v Speaker 1>Always safe for the house party. Anyway, we got through that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who ate the party parts or sausage rolls.

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<v Speaker 1>We survived that. Then I went home and when we

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<v Speaker 1>were there, part of the deal of the house party

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<v Speaker 1>was just bring cans.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wracked up my heart solos.

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<v Speaker 1>Hard solos, and I'd also tried to do community service.

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<v Speaker 1>I kept finding people's boxes of beer and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll pop them in the fridge.

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<v Speaker 2>So really we're working well, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>People storming around. Someone's stolen my ideas.

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<v Speaker 2>She was in a cool jacket, cool jacket, in my cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Jacket, I said, I put them in a fridge, and

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<v Speaker 1>no one wants warm beer. So I get home and

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<v Speaker 1>I've been drinking hard solos, which all the kids are drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>Not good for the heart burn all the reef. So

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<v Speaker 1>we've got in our pantry. We've gone like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if you've seen it. There's like draws of medications

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<v Speaker 1>and they're very clearly lady great farmer, sand aids. I

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<v Speaker 1>think like eye drops, neuropin, panadole, anti in flams, a pharmacy,

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<v Speaker 1>heartburn like a famacy. And they're in drawers. So I

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<v Speaker 1>roll in. It's late. I kind of just kept the

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<v Speaker 1>lights off. I opened the drawer, the heartburn drawer, to

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<v Speaker 1>get two gave scots. No, I don't two gavescons. So

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<v Speaker 1>I've started chewing the chew ones and I'm like, these

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<v Speaker 1>taste different I've taken two emmodium and on the advance,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to poop for a month.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, they clog it, they shut it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's to stop the diarrhea.

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<v Speaker 1>Of which I don't have, nor do I need. You

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<v Speaker 1>only take one. Apparently they're in the wrong drop. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm like, this taste funny, and I'm standing

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<v Speaker 1>over the sink and it's not going to come out

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<v Speaker 1>and pick it out of my teeth. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>like rinse my mouth out and trying.

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<v Speaker 3>To so you actually swallow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah too, Ah, that's why you're not eating much to

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to.

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<v Speaker 3>She came in, What do I do? She came in

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<v Speaker 3>eating papaya. She's like, I think, how long does it last?

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<v Speaker 2>Because forget being around.

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<v Speaker 1>You, you had them. I've never had them. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got gut problems. They're pretty hard. Currently you haven't been.

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<v Speaker 3>You haven't been since Saturday. You haven't been since Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>When you go, don't no, I'm just going to eat papaya.

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<v Speaker 2>Forget going in there after. You need to.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good for gut enzymes.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to reverse it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you need to get the anti Yes, we need

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<v Speaker 3>to get you that the meta musial that's I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know what's the one that makes.

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<v Speaker 1>You go, but I'm dying to know who put the

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<v Speaker 1>emmodium advanced in the heartburn draw. Oh, it can stop

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<v Speaker 1>symptoms rupped to three days based off on tablet and

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<v Speaker 1>was six days here.

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<v Speaker 4>I was this morning thinking, oh, maybe you've had another

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<v Speaker 4>situation like when you put yourself on the tent.

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<v Speaker 1>This is quite the opposite, Lauren. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry, I don't know what to do. Three days

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<v Speaker 1>for one tablet. I had two of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Here on the screen.

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<v Speaker 4>It can stop symptoms up to three days through one tablet.

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<v Speaker 3>You need meta musical. Could someone whip down to the

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<v Speaker 3>show a meta musical? Either that or it says you

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<v Speaker 3>can also.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be like, what was that girl on

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<v Speaker 1>numb on Willy Wonka that just got they.

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<v Speaker 3>Need it says you can also have an enema.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never done one of those, like a colony.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not going to do it on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Jason Lauren Lauren wake out feeling good following them on

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<v Speaker 3>the Socials show