Speaker 1: Saturday night, We're invited to a thirtieth birthday party. Now
Speaker 1: we bought the average ja je up. I called Jason
Speaker 1: said are you are you going? Because if you you
Speaker 1: need to come and I'll go, and then.
Speaker 2: We went together safety in.
Speaker 3: So what sort of demo was it?
Speaker 2: Well, it was the thirtieth.
Speaker 1: Some people were barely eighteen Clinton, some people were sixty.
Speaker 3: Diverse, crowd diverse.
Speaker 2: This sum set up. Lauren and I were going to
Speaker 2: go at six and then we'll tell the party starts
Speaker 2: at eight. Yeah, so I was like, okay, but the
Speaker 2: party really starts it. That was the other thing.
Speaker 4: I said to Lauren, I'll come over and we'll get
Speaker 4: there for eight o'clock and she's like, we can't get eight.
Speaker 1: Well, let's be honest. The party didn't start till we
Speaker 1: walked in. Of course, the party was pretty heaving.
Speaker 2: The party kicked on after.
Speaker 1: So, first of all, I had the anxiety about what
Speaker 1: to wear do with thirtieth the crop top. I did
Speaker 1: not go with the crop tops winter Clinton high boots. Well,
Speaker 1: also because so it was it was Masie who's part
Speaker 1: of our team here. It was her thirtieth and she
Speaker 1: is in a rental and it's it's a brand new home,
Speaker 1: and she wanted to respect the house and said, do
Speaker 1: you think I can tell people not to where heels
Speaker 1: or stilettos because I don't want four wants to be damaged.
Speaker 1: I was like absolutely.
Speaker 2: When I rocked up at Laurence, she looked great.
Speaker 4: You looked great, but I definitely could tell she was
Speaker 4: dressing to try and blend him with thirty year olds.
Speaker 1: Well, the first outfit I put on, I'd sort of
Speaker 1: was like, it's a bit like it's a corporate No,
Speaker 1: it was a bit like.
Speaker 2: It wasn't The pin skirt was a bit much which one?
Speaker 1: And a pin skirt yeah, no, like a pin striped skirt. No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't that. So then I put on a flat
Speaker 1: knee high boot like a ride like you caught, like
Speaker 1: a riding boot, flat boot, little miniskirt, and a leather
Speaker 1: jack like a little cool. I keep saying cool, don't.
Speaker 2: I stopped saying cool.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So we got past the outfit anxiety, went to
Speaker 1: the party. At the party, Macy's gorgeous mum and dad
Speaker 1: with Eron. At about eleven o'clock, Macy's mum was like,
Speaker 1: do you think we should do party pies and sausage rolls.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh jam it. I left before that.
Speaker 2: You got put to work in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Well, it was like I could help. I was hanging
Speaker 1: out with him, so I turned it up and are
Speaker 1: you the chef? Now?
Speaker 2: This is its quiet.
Speaker 1: I turned the oven on, helped mum. We couldn't work
Speaker 1: out how to get the oven on. We got the
Speaker 1: oven on in go the party sausage drills like twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: I said to her, Mum, did you put a timer
Speaker 1: on your phone? Make sure you don't forget the party
Speaker 1: pires sausage rolls. Twenty minutes later, Mum opens the oven.
Speaker 1: Fire alarms on all fives, all five levels of the
Speaker 1: house going like bananas, and there's smoke all through the
Speaker 1: middle level of the house. I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: I've put it on grill not so the boys are
Speaker 1: up trying to take the fire alarms off the roof.
Speaker 1: Always safe for the house party. Anyway, we got through that.
Speaker 1: I don't know who ate the party parts or sausage rolls.
Speaker 1: We survived that. Then I went home and when we
Speaker 1: were there, part of the deal of the house party
Speaker 1: was just bring cans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wracked up my heart solos.
Speaker 1: Hard solos, and I'd also tried to do community service.
Speaker 1: I kept finding people's boxes of beer and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'll pop them in the fridge.
Speaker 2: So really we're working well, yeah.
Speaker 1: People storming around. Someone's stolen my ideas.
Speaker 2: She was in a cool jacket, cool jacket, in my cool.
Speaker 1: Jacket, I said, I put them in a fridge, and
Speaker 1: no one wants warm beer. So I get home and
Speaker 1: I've been drinking hard solos, which all the kids are drinking.
Speaker 1: Not good for the heart burn all the reef. So
Speaker 1: we've got in our pantry. We've gone like I don't
Speaker 1: know if you've seen it. There's like draws of medications
Speaker 1: and they're very clearly lady great farmer, sand aids. I
Speaker 1: think like eye drops, neuropin, panadole, anti in flams, a pharmacy,
Speaker 1: heartburn like a famacy. And they're in drawers. So I
Speaker 1: roll in. It's late. I kind of just kept the
Speaker 1: lights off. I opened the drawer, the heartburn drawer, to
Speaker 1: get two gave scots. No, I don't two gavescons. So
Speaker 1: I've started chewing the chew ones and I'm like, these
Speaker 1: taste different I've taken two emmodium and on the advance,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to poop for a month.
Speaker 2: Oh, they clog it, they shut it.
Speaker 3: It's to stop the diarrhea.
Speaker 1: Of which I don't have, nor do I need. You
Speaker 1: only take one. Apparently they're in the wrong drop. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like, this taste funny, and I'm standing
Speaker 1: over the sink and it's not going to come out
Speaker 1: and pick it out of my teeth. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: like rinse my mouth out and trying.
Speaker 3: To so you actually swallow.
Speaker 2: Yeah too, Ah, that's why you're not eating much to
Speaker 2: you don't want to.
Speaker 3: She came in, What do I do? She came in
Speaker 3: eating papaya. She's like, I think, how long does it last?
Speaker 2: Because forget being around.
Speaker 1: You, you had them. I've never had them. I mean,
Speaker 1: you've got gut problems. They're pretty hard. Currently you haven't been.
Speaker 3: You haven't been since Saturday. You haven't been since Saturday.
Speaker 1: When you go, don't no, I'm just going to eat papaya.
Speaker 2: Forget going in there after. You need to.
Speaker 1: It's good for gut enzymes.
Speaker 2: You need to reverse it.
Speaker 3: No, you need to get the anti Yes, we need
Speaker 3: to get you that the meta musial that's I don't
Speaker 3: know what's the one that makes.
Speaker 1: You go, but I'm dying to know who put the
Speaker 1: emmodium advanced in the heartburn draw. Oh, it can stop
Speaker 1: symptoms rupped to three days based off on tablet and
Speaker 1: was six days here.
Speaker 4: I was this morning thinking, oh, maybe you've had another
Speaker 4: situation like when you put yourself on the tent.
Speaker 1: This is quite the opposite, Lauren. I don't know what
Speaker 1: so sorry, I don't know what to do. Three days
Speaker 1: for one tablet. I had two of it.
Speaker 2: Here on the screen.
Speaker 4: It can stop symptoms up to three days through one tablet.
Speaker 3: You need meta musical. Could someone whip down to the
Speaker 3: show a meta musical? Either that or it says you
Speaker 3: can also.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be like, what was that girl on
Speaker 1: numb on Willy Wonka that just got they.
Speaker 3: Need it says you can also have an enema.
Speaker 1: I've never done one of those, like a colony.
Speaker 2: We're not going to do it on the show.
Speaker 3: Jason Lauren Lauren wake out feeling good following them on
Speaker 3: the Socials show