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Speaker 1: Okay, Matt, you're auditioning for Fate's next Top Model today. Yes,
Speaker 1: you question that we asked so basic though they're not
Speaker 1: going to be very fun. Okay, well, okay, let's do it.
Speaker 2: You wanted what was the point that you wanted to
Speaker 2: bring up in the main episode go off that you
Speaker 2: said you asked a question because we're.
Speaker 1: Talking about food.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, and what was the question.
Speaker 1: It's super easy. If you could only eat one food
Speaker 1: or one part of me meal for the rest of
Speaker 1: your life and that was the only thing you ate,
Speaker 1: what would it be.
Speaker 2: I'm going chicken burger. Really, that's how I eat anyway,
Speaker 2: chicken burger. But see, here's a thing. Yeah, is it
Speaker 2: the same exact meal or just if I just go
Speaker 2: to a restaurant or I can order is a chicken burger?
Speaker 2: Or does it have to do the same chicken burger
Speaker 2: every single day?
Speaker 1: Same thing every single day? But you can like spice
Speaker 1: it up that you can have an entree, a maine
Speaker 1: and a drink. Yeah, it's a food.
Speaker 2: Week this week kind of like your death throw meal.
Speaker 2: Then right, what would your last meal be? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Which, but this is different because it's one food for
Speaker 1: the rest of your life.
Speaker 2: So people, oh, I've got I've got something for you too.
Speaker 2: Sorry before we go on. Yeh fucking hell. I know
Speaker 2: we talk a lot about Dominoes on this podcast, but
Speaker 2: Dominoes have new pizza pots. I think that's what they called.
Speaker 2: Please for the love of God, it's a pot pizza
Speaker 2: pots yet they like little pies, but fueled with melted
Speaker 2: so it's like a lava cake. But it's filled with
Speaker 2: cheese and obviously it's pastry or pizza puffy stuff, and
Speaker 2: there's little toppings on top as well. The cheese ones
Speaker 2: are divine, and the beef and bacon and divine. I
Speaker 2: haven't had the pepperoni, but that's my recommendation. That's my
Speaker 2: royal flush the week. Actually it's the pepperoni pizza. Sorry,
Speaker 2: the pizza pots from Dominoes. Anyway, I'd probably have them
Speaker 2: as an entree every single day.
Speaker 1: Yea.
Speaker 2: Then I'm going with the chicken burger. You've got a
Speaker 2: lot of protein with the chicken.
Speaker 1: You've got bacon, chicken, baconberger.
Speaker 2: Chicken, bacon and cheese and an aoli or a QP
Speaker 2: Mayo dress.
Speaker 1: I'm a Mayo girl. I'm always going to pick mayo
Speaker 1: over aoli.
Speaker 2: I think the bacon needs to be maple glaze, and
Speaker 2: I think the bun needs to be breosh. Avocado could
Speaker 2: go on it as well. Good healthy fats love it.
Speaker 2: You've got your carbs coming in with the loaded fries
Speaker 2: curly specifically, I'm having deja vu? Again? Have we not
Speaker 2: done this before?
Speaker 1: Who knows? We've spoken about a lot of on this podcast,
Speaker 1: and we've been doing this podcast like when it is
Speaker 1: our two year anniversary.
Speaker 2: Not till like August, but this year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty fucking cool. Yeah, well we'll say so. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The sidekick we had on what was her name again, Florence?
Speaker 1: She said America.
Speaker 2: I said we'd be going to America, and both of
Speaker 2: us we both went, could you find that audio? And
Speaker 2: like play it in here?
Speaker 3: And again I'm getting the American connections. So would you
Speaker 3: have any plans to go to America? Would you have
Speaker 3: any and I'm talking the West coast, so like California
Speaker 3: all that side of the world. Would that make any
Speaker 3: sense to any plans or anything at the moment, at
Speaker 3: the moment.
Speaker 1: Maybe in the future in business, Okay, got it?
Speaker 2: Okay? From memory, I think if that audio serves correctly,
Speaker 2: I think from memory, we were like, nah, I can't
Speaker 2: see that happening.
Speaker 1: And I literally and no, I think I said, oh, maybe,
Speaker 1: like if work takes me there and we're in America
Speaker 1: right now, is this episode or you are I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll be here. It's Friday now, so you'll be here.
Speaker 1: We need to go back and listen to that whole
Speaker 1: episode and see what else she said. It's crazy, okay,
Speaker 1: I will say a lot of people in the model
Speaker 1: search when they answered that question because it's a hard
Speaker 1: question to answer on the spot. They one girl said,
Speaker 1: and I was like, valid, she would have just like
Speaker 1: the theme of sharkuterie board because then you can add
Speaker 1: anything you want to a sharkouterie and mix it up
Speaker 1: every day. You can have your meats, your cheeses, crackers,
Speaker 1: some fruit, you know, grape strawberries or whatever, and you
Speaker 1: can mix it up every time. So I thought that
Speaker 1: was a smart answer. Another person said just the theme
Speaker 1: of salad and then they would have a salad every day,
Speaker 1: but mix it up kind of thing.
Speaker 2: I would see. Now, I feel like I've been hoodwinked
Speaker 2: because there's different rules. Didn't realize I could change the
Speaker 2: ingredients on the chicken burger every day.
Speaker 1: My answer would you'd want to answer the question actually
Speaker 1: strategically of something that you're never going to get sick of,
Speaker 1: that's healthy and whatever. But like my go to would
Speaker 1: be like my NaN's potato bake. It is so fucking good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeahm But I'd get sick of that shortly after a
Speaker 1: few days.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. You can't have too much of what
Speaker 2: you enjoy.
Speaker 1: Okay, anyway, let me ask you another question. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is going to be a hard question for you to answer. Okay,
Speaker 1: on this pod, what is something about yourself that people
Speaker 1: would be surprised to learn?
Speaker 2: Shit, see and see.
Speaker 1: This was an easy question for us to ask these
Speaker 1: girls because we were strangers to them. Whereas I know you,
Speaker 1: and like everyone knows you, what's like an interesting fact
Speaker 1: about yourself?
Speaker 2: The problem is I don't keep anything under wraps. I
Speaker 2: would love to be mysterious, but I can't keep my
Speaker 2: fucking mouth shut.
Speaker 1: Okay, what about if someone's listening right now, Nay, this
Speaker 1: is the first time they're ever listening to you.
Speaker 2: Well, my eyesbreaker would always be you know, if we
Speaker 2: played two truths in one lie. You know, if I
Speaker 2: ever had like a job or something, or there was
Speaker 2: something some sort of exercise where it was like two
Speaker 2: truths to one lie, or like share an interesting fact,
Speaker 2: I'd always throw in, like my two truths and a lie.
Speaker 2: I would be like I am color blind, I was
Speaker 2: held hostage in Japan and I've only ever stolen once
Speaker 2: in my life from Kmart.
Speaker 1: They're all true.
Speaker 2: No, I've never stolen anything.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I was like, wait what No, but everyone goes, oh,
Speaker 2: you've never been held hostage but you have yeah, because
Speaker 2: they all think that something I've stolen something in my life.
Speaker 2: Never stolen anything.
Speaker 1: Okay, next question, because I feel like.
Speaker 2: It's like the parking situation. Trust me, maybe I've wanted
Speaker 2: to steal, but I think it's like the parking situation.
Speaker 2: Remember that one time I didn't pay for parking? I
Speaker 2: reckon if there was any like the one time that
Speaker 2: I would steal in my life or can I get caught?
Speaker 2: So I've never done it?
Speaker 1: Okay, Next question for you. If you could trade lives
Speaker 1: with anyone in the world or dead or alive, and
Speaker 1: that they don't have to be a human. It could
Speaker 1: be a character or celebrity, whoever, for only one day.
Speaker 1: Who would you be for a day.
Speaker 2: Right now, I'd say Donald Trump? That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Do you want to know what's funny about Wade who
Speaker 1: did the model search with me? He has gone out
Speaker 1: for dinner with Donald Trump? The fuck when he was
Speaker 1: nineteen though, so like fifteen years ago, because Wade does
Speaker 1: like hair and makeup, and he entered a competition and
Speaker 1: won and got to go to the Bahamas to do
Speaker 1: Miss Universe pageant hair and makeup. And Donald Trump at
Speaker 1: the time like owned Miss Universe or whatever. And so
Speaker 1: Wade got to go to this dinner and like sat
Speaker 1: at the table with Donald Trump. But he's this was
Speaker 1: like fifteen years ago or more, and he said, back then,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump was just like the rich guy that owned
Speaker 1: heaps of shit. Then Wade said he was super embarrassing,
Speaker 1: like because he was nineteen, this young gay guy, and
Speaker 1: apparently he's like, I'm from Niwi, That's what he said,
Speaker 1: Like this rich old why would you want to be
Speaker 1: Donald Trump today? Uh?
Speaker 2: Fix everything that I have done, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Fix everything, Fire all the people, maybe rescind my presidency.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe I could get up there and
Speaker 2: just go in there say I quit, yeah, goodbye, everyone,
Speaker 2: make a few laws that help people. Maybe just do
Speaker 2: a whole one eighty on his entire campaign and go.
Speaker 1: The fucking script trick, Jar.
Speaker 2: Lowell. Actually it's illegal, Hannah. I wanted to say it.
Speaker 1: I could tell you I want to.
Speaker 2: I wanted to say what I would do if I was.
Speaker 1: Him, But you're not going to say that.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say that. Yeah, that could be
Speaker 2: a security risks for us being in America, you know
Speaker 2: what I'm just saying. You know, Maybe I would tell
Speaker 2: my secret service to take the day off and I
Speaker 2: would go for a walk in Central Park as Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe I would get on TikTok, make
Speaker 2: a TikTok as Donald Trump and say, how doing a
Speaker 2: meet and greet on the steps of the Washington Monument.
Speaker 2: Come on down on everyone. My security team will not
Speaker 2: be present. I don't know. These are the things I
Speaker 2: could think about. Maybe I could just do something really rogue,
Speaker 2: like something. Maybe I could do something kind of iconic.
Speaker 1: Okay, what if the question changed, and if it was
Speaker 1: you could trade lives with anyone in the world, dead
Speaker 1: or alive, character or not, for a week, would your
Speaker 1: answer change?
Speaker 2: M Yeah, because I wouldn't want to be Donald Trump
Speaker 2: for a week. I feel that's a little too long,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like a day, I could
Speaker 2: deal with that, but a week.
Speaker 1: Who would you be? Surely you'd be fucking Kyle of
Speaker 1: An or something.
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't be Kylie. I would be I would
Speaker 2: probably have to say, like a Jeff Bezos or an
Speaker 2: Elon musk.
Speaker 1: Well, just to see what their life is, because.
Speaker 2: I spend all their fucking money and fix fix the world,
Speaker 2: I'd be spending all the money I could. Sorry, Jeff,
Speaker 2: I've accidentally tapped your MX and sent billion dollars to
Speaker 2: this country that's been struggling. Oh, we need some help
Speaker 2: over here. Let me donate whatever few Australian charities that
Speaker 2: are close to my heart. Well, here's a billion dollars.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what else you could do as well,
Speaker 1: like go on a massive shopping spree and ship everything
Speaker 1: to like your house at home so that when you
Speaker 1: flip back to yourself.
Speaker 2: And on Amazon as well. Yeah, because then Jeff, it's
Speaker 2: not as bad becaus Jeff's still getting the money anyway,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not treat yourself through him.
Speaker 2: Also, I'm wondering to these people then swap with my
Speaker 2: life like it is Jeff Bezos here on the podcast
Speaker 2: with you. Yeah, but do you know that's the other thing? Oh,
Speaker 2: do you know that it's someone else?
Speaker 1: Or do I have to it would be a giveaway.
Speaker 2: Do I have to wake up as Jeff Bezos and
Speaker 2: just like pretend that I'm him? Or can I be like, hey,
Speaker 2: so it's not really me and I'm going to spend
Speaker 2: all his money today?
Speaker 1: Oh okay. Another question that we asked everyone, what's the
Speaker 1: best compliment that someone has ever given you?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't get many. That's a hard one,
Speaker 2: it is. I don't often think about compliments, do you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. It doesn't really stick with me
Speaker 2: for very long. I don't think I've ever had anyone
Speaker 2: say anything. The ones I do remember a lot, or
Speaker 2: I do think about it a lot when someone compliments
Speaker 2: my teeth and says you have really nice teeth because
Speaker 2: I was one bullied for in my whole life. But
Speaker 2: too like I'm just kind of like, oh thanks, and
Speaker 2: then I don't I keep thinking about that all day. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I don't know. It's really hard.
Speaker 1: It is hard. These are the point of there questions,
Speaker 1: like you got to think on the spot, and they're
Speaker 1: hard to answer. That's another question we have.
Speaker 2: The best answers you.
Speaker 1: Got when we asked some people, who would you want
Speaker 1: to trade lives with for a day. I thought it
Speaker 1: was really cool. A couple of people actually said, like
Speaker 1: they would love to be like their nan when their
Speaker 1: nan was younger, to see like how the nan was
Speaker 1: living and maybe like when their mum was born or whatever.
Speaker 3: You screw it.
Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy. Why would you wasted on that? I mean,
Speaker 2: go off, that's beautiful, but also as if you'd be surprised.
Speaker 1: A lot of people said they would like to be
Speaker 1: like someone in their family, but like at a different
Speaker 1: time before they were born.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean everyone's answers a kind of fucking blurred into
Speaker 1: one because we asked it to over one hundred people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so true. What other questions were on it?
Speaker 1: Another one, which you kind of just answered, was like,
Speaker 1: what's something about yourself that you once didn't love that
Speaker 1: you've learned to like grow and appreciate it time?
Speaker 2: Uh huh?
Speaker 1: Would yours be your teeth?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Teeth and just body in general American? Yeah, just
Speaker 2: appearance in general.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What made you want to apply for the Fate
Speaker 1: Model search?
Speaker 2: M I just don't really have anything on my plate
Speaker 2: at the moment. I thought that this would be a
Speaker 2: good opportunity. What was some of the best answers to
Speaker 2: that question, do you remember?
Speaker 1: Everyone kind of had the same sort of theme of answers,
Speaker 1: Like the common theme was that they wanted to be
Speaker 1: part of something that we were doing. And my answer
Speaker 1: to that every time was by being here today and
Speaker 1: also by putting yourself out there and applying in the
Speaker 1: first place, Like everyone that we met is now a
Speaker 1: part of fate forever, because you know, even though it's
Speaker 1: a contest and there's like one winner and everything, like
Speaker 1: just being there, everyone's a part of fate now forever
Speaker 1: just because that's like so special. So everyone kind of
Speaker 1: had the same sort of answer. Lot of people were
Speaker 1: wanting to like step outside their comfort zone be a
Speaker 1: part of like fate and what we're doing. So I'd
Speaker 1: say everyone's answer to that was pretty similar. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: trying to think of one other fucking question that we
Speaker 1: asked everyone. They were all just like basic fucking questions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like what's your go to hype song?
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah, what's yours?
Speaker 1: What's my go to hype song? Yeah, there is a
Speaker 1: song that I really like, but I'm pretty sure she's
Speaker 1: kind of canceled. See yah, is she kind of canceled?
Speaker 1: For some reason.
Speaker 2: Probably yeah, everyone is.
Speaker 1: But I do like Unstoppable by her Ahman's star Bar,
Speaker 1: Like that is the ultimate fucking hype song.
Speaker 2: H yeah, mine's crazy in love? Is it all spinning around?
Speaker 1: I thought you would be dancing Queen.
Speaker 2: No, that's the song. Oh well, it depends what you
Speaker 2: mean by hype song, like to hype you up. So
Speaker 2: if I'm sad, it would be dancing Queen dancing Queen's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm in a rut and need to
Speaker 2: fucking listen to that piano and go crazy. But hype
Speaker 2: song as in, you're gonna wake up and be a
Speaker 2: bad bitch today. Let's like we're about to start drinking.
Speaker 2: We're about to start drinking to go to the club,
Speaker 2: crazy and fucking love.
Speaker 1: And she's going to play that song at her tour
Speaker 1: that we're going to.
Speaker 2: Surely it's her biggest one. I don't think she's So
Speaker 2: it's like if Kylie didn't sing spinning around, like, everyone
Speaker 2: go go what the fuck? Yeah? Yeah, I need to
Speaker 2: ring ticket Master actually and sort those tickets up. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: let's do that while we eat our subway.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, well, what you are? You have been unsuccessful and
Speaker 1: you are not Fate's next top model.
Speaker 2: You know what, that's fine.
Speaker 1: And Matt, do you want to know what's actually so
Speaker 1: fucked up about like model castings in general? Obviously you
Speaker 1: and I have never done like a model casting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but wait, because I was a kid, you know,
Speaker 2: I was in the kids magazines and the kids brochures
Speaker 2: and the kids I did some modeling for, like kids clothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Wade, he obviously is a model. Sorry, right,
Speaker 1: frog in my throat. Wade who did the Fate casting
Speaker 1: with me. He is a model and done lots of
Speaker 1: castings himself. And we made the experience like fun and
Speaker 1: inclusive for everyone and made it all like it's not
Speaker 1: about the final outcome, like you're here today kind of thing. Obviously,
Speaker 1: But Wade said, generally in model castings, like you walk
Speaker 1: in and you might not even be there for twenty
Speaker 1: seconds and they'll tell you on the spot no wow,
Speaker 1: no you're not it. Imagine that for the ego.
Speaker 2: Shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we didn't make it like that at all.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's cutthroat. Yeah. I remember auditioning for
Speaker 2: a McDonald's Happy Meal toy ones and I fucking hated it,
Speaker 2: but I loved.
Speaker 1: Wait, you auditioned what to get a toy?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, to be in the art.
Speaker 1: On Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: And I just remember I just walked in like being
Speaker 2: like I don't really care about this, but these other
Speaker 2: like six year olds, it was like live and breathe.
Speaker 2: It was their life and they needed this gig so bad.
Speaker 2: And I just remember looking around going like I don't know,
Speaker 2: but like who cares? Like and it was for. Do
Speaker 2: you remember when the Happy Meal toys came out and
Speaker 2: you'd get a placemat and then you had it was
Speaker 2: Toy Story and they were like it was like Jesse
Speaker 2: and Woody and stuff from Toy Story And when you
Speaker 2: put them on the placemat, they would talk. You had
Speaker 2: to collect them all and put them on the place mat.
Speaker 2: Was that And I remember i because they actually used
Speaker 2: the toys in the audition that it was going to
Speaker 2: be for. And I remember seeing the end result on
Speaker 2: TV and being like, ah, I auditioned to that, And
Speaker 2: I also knew what the toy was going to be,
Speaker 2: like six months in advance. It's fucking cool. I felt
Speaker 2: like the coolest kid at school, like, I know what
Speaker 2: the Happy Meal toy is in six months. Anyway, there's
Speaker 2: a little fun fact for you. I just a little
Speaker 2: acting and modeling and everything as a kid. Where'd it
Speaker 2: get me fucking nowhere? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Where's the money that you went from it?
Speaker 2: Oh dog?
Speaker 1: With a disappearing dollar mites account.
Speaker 2: We're gone. I'm gonna tell your story off air, okay,
Speaker 2: about some of my funds when I was younger, and
Speaker 2: you could tell me if it's fucked up or not. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 2: that's gonna be a real close, close, close friends story.
Speaker 2: See you next Tuesday.