Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren started morning.
Speaker 3: The right away is Jason Lauren Nogel one hundred.
Speaker 4: Well, good morning and hey hey guys, thurs Day, Happy Friday.
Speaker 4: What happens a short week?
Speaker 5: I think we should seriously campaign to have this every.
Speaker 4: One, Lauren, We're going to do petition around here. Let's
Speaker 4: make it for.
Speaker 6: A long while to win my vote with elbow. Yeah,
Speaker 6: he makes a four day week. People for it, I
Speaker 6: think so.
Speaker 5: It has been some discussion about it. Not in here.
Speaker 7: One of the Nordic nations do it?
Speaker 5: Are they happier?
Speaker 7: I believe so as well.
Speaker 4: Who's the ones that have the little si estas Mexico?
Speaker 4: They look happy in Europe in Europe.
Speaker 8: In Europe as well, it's often the very hot climates
Speaker 8: and you know what, it's been hot here.
Speaker 4: So they just close all their businesses for a couple
Speaker 4: of hours during I just have a sleep.
Speaker 5: But then, what about what about places? Countries?
Speaker 4: Do you want to see? Now you're right?
Speaker 5: What about can you give me a break?
Speaker 4: I say one thing, all the things to say, I mean, what.
Speaker 8: About the countries places like I was talking to a
Speaker 8: friend who rather lives in hell Sinki, where they get
Speaker 8: like four hours of daylight and it's dark the rest
Speaker 8: of the time, or vice versa, where you get like
Speaker 8: four hours a night time or three hours of darkness.
Speaker 8: Much having kids and it's been dark for three hours.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, no, no, yes. How was everyone's nine?
Speaker 4: I know you went for dinner.
Speaker 8: I went to a dinner with George Russell. I love
Speaker 8: him his he's so impressive. He's a Mercedes drap so
Speaker 8: he's a Mercedes. He was always a Mercedes number two
Speaker 8: second seat because yeah, because lowis Hamilton had been with
Speaker 8: Mercedes for so long. But he's jumped ship for Ferrari
Speaker 8: now and it's gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Georgia's car bloating before the big race.
Speaker 7: I didn't meat what was the was on the mean.
Speaker 5: You last night?
Speaker 7: We eate?
Speaker 5: I was at the Ritz. I've never been to the Rits.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 4: We went there for an interview Katie Perry.
Speaker 8: Sorry we did, but we were like in and out.
Speaker 8: I'd never been to the Ritz.
Speaker 5: It was it was. It was a steak for dinner,
Speaker 5: and it's.
Speaker 4: Amazing how they do two hundred steaks.
Speaker 5: We weren't two hundred. It was smaller than that. I
Speaker 5: don't know how many. But the steak was good anyway.
Speaker 6: No chips and roasty rots, roasty.
Speaker 4: Like like a potatoes one like a potato ba.
Speaker 8: There was rotten. It was roast potatoes. Oh okay, little
Speaker 8: small crunchy on. But they had the formula simulators.
Speaker 7: Oh don't you had to simula? Did you play him?
Speaker 5: People perversing George Russell?
Speaker 7: Oh no, he would love pressure the guy.
Speaker 8: Who raced him. No, crashed into the wall, very early
Speaker 8: George chapter is it?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't think.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't think they're so fit. He told me. He
Speaker 5: told me that one race he lost four kilos in
Speaker 5: a race.
Speaker 8: That's what I said, Give a sister turn, would you
Speaker 8: a couple of laps?
Speaker 5: Drops and kegs?
Speaker 4: Well, Lauren was there? You were strutting your stuff at
Speaker 4: Glamor on the greed on the deer.
Speaker 7: Probably, let's not get I was on the greed and
Speaker 7: it was glamorous.
Speaker 5: Was it glamorous?
Speaker 7: Wet?
Speaker 5: What did you wear?
Speaker 6: So that super cell storm thing came through just as
Speaker 6: everyone was getting out of their ubers.
Speaker 8: I was sitting at dinner with gorgeous George Russell, and
Speaker 8: I got a text from Clint going ha, imagine all
Speaker 8: the moist frocks and miscua.
Speaker 7: Wow, And I thought I thought you.
Speaker 5: Were talking about the community, because I miss.
Speaker 4: You know what, I'm going to tell you what, you
Speaker 4: know what. We'll come back on. We'll check Lemera on
Speaker 4: the grid Grid on the other side of this. Hey,
Speaker 4: we've got a big show coming up today, guys. We
Speaker 4: are celebrating the Bombers later on this morning. We've got
Speaker 4: club memberships to go eighty thousand at the G Tonight.
Speaker 4: Footy is back back, baby, let's get into it. Sam
Speaker 4: Pang joining us later on as well.
Speaker 6: Here at nov we're just talking before the break about
Speaker 6: the various events going on in Melbourne right now. Of course,
Speaker 6: Lauren was with gorgeous Georgias as you called Georgia miss.
Speaker 5: Oh, he would and she'd be a supermodel.
Speaker 7: Yeah, who's he raceful?
Speaker 8: But he's also like the president of the drivers, so
Speaker 8: he deals between the drivers and all the team principals
Speaker 8: and the Formula one. So when they do things like
Speaker 8: say you're going to get one hundred and fifty thousand
Speaker 8: first wear word no, he then goes and fights.
Speaker 5: This is getting a bit ridiculous.
Speaker 6: A lot of paper his teams are one that we're
Speaker 6: going to be supporting tomorrow because we're going to the
Speaker 6: track and we're going to for us.
Speaker 7: Oh did you we got to did you sell the
Speaker 7: house to buy the hat?
Speaker 8: Because the merchant, Theeorge, George's gorgeous George just signed them?
Speaker 4: Did he really person?
Speaker 7: We can fog them.
Speaker 8: Off because I didn't know. I actually got it for
Speaker 8: Jazz because he loves Formula.
Speaker 4: One and be half for the team.
Speaker 7: Thanks guys, pre said that.
Speaker 5: You're welcome, so we'll wear them to the Grand Prix.
Speaker 8: But I'm actually barracking for my Claren.
Speaker 4: Let's not say that in the Mercedes tent they're giving us.
Speaker 5: I'm not saying it that.
Speaker 6: I'm saying that's who I saw. I had a fantastic
Speaker 6: conversation with Oscar's mum last night and he she said
Speaker 6: to say, thank you for the hilarity that you brought
Speaker 6: the other day when you told the story about her
Speaker 6: boy and the interaction on the Monash Freeway.
Speaker 4: I hate your burger at grill.
Speaker 8: She's coming on the show tomorrow, very happy, very happy
Speaker 8: with his story.
Speaker 7: So you went to Glamour on the Grid.
Speaker 6: Now talk me through So the storm Basically it was
Speaker 6: entry from seven to thirty.
Speaker 8: Glamor on the Greed is this black tie event where
Speaker 8: you walk through the pit lane and all the celebrities go.
Speaker 7: One hundred people in attendance apparently apparently eight rivals the
Speaker 7: Brownlow in terms of farshal.
Speaker 4: Question, yes, question, And the cars all set up.
Speaker 7: I mean the garage just set up. The cars aren't
Speaker 7: set up.
Speaker 6: But the cool part of it is is that the
Speaker 6: Uber drivers they really get off on it because they
Speaker 6: get to drive on the track as they drop you off, so.
Speaker 4: You don't have to walk out the game and they
Speaker 4: come down to the.
Speaker 6: Uber gets to drive on the track. That's the reverse
Speaker 6: way though, but still and they drop you off at
Speaker 6: the front.
Speaker 5: Of course, is it really dorky? They're like, turn your.
Speaker 7: Hour. I'm so happy.
Speaker 6: I mean we waited about forty minutes to get in there,
Speaker 6: but he was so wrapped the line up to get in.
Speaker 5: Okay, So who was there the guest list? Did you
Speaker 5: get invited?
Speaker 4: Jakes wasn't on the list?
Speaker 8: You know what, I actually, I know you always say
Speaker 8: not on the list. I think you were invited to
Speaker 8: that one.
Speaker 7: I think you were too.
Speaker 4: Don't ruin the front of it wasn't on the list
Speaker 4: one lister. I didn't want to be what would you
Speaker 4: have worn?
Speaker 5: It's too hard midweek because.
Speaker 7: It was a real fluctuation.
Speaker 2: What did you did you tire?
Speaker 8: Did you we bow tie?
Speaker 7: No? I wore a linen suit?
Speaker 8: Was it black?
Speaker 5: Tiny, wor ba?
Speaker 6: It was just sort of like it was it was
Speaker 6: cocktailly black See this is where it's very vague.
Speaker 5: Did the invitations say cocktailly black tie?
Speaker 7: Is it's a glamour.
Speaker 5: Whatever you want exactly? It would have been some sparkles.
Speaker 4: Do you sit on denim at a wedding?
Speaker 5: Absolutely not.
Speaker 7: I mean it depends how what form it comes in.
Speaker 6: Now the interpretation of it's not a denim theme wedding,
Speaker 6: the interpretation of glamour all sorts. So you had you
Speaker 6: had women especially who were in you know, the short
Speaker 6: short skirt and then a long training type thing.
Speaker 5: Wow, that sounds beautiful.
Speaker 6: News and then described the trains were outrageous and because
Speaker 6: it was a bit.
Speaker 8: Moist, that'd be ruined.
Speaker 7: They were ruined.
Speaker 4: Question question, So you getop asking questions.
Speaker 8: I just want to know who's there.
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go, but what do they do when
Speaker 4: they get there?
Speaker 5: You take photos of yourself.
Speaker 7: And then a lot of people take a photo them.
Speaker 7: They leave no.
Speaker 5: Way after getting ready for three hours.
Speaker 7: No, yeah, they just walk the red carp and then okay,
Speaker 7: let's go.
Speaker 5: A few champagnes.
Speaker 7: I had a few.
Speaker 4: Champagnes their like someone performed.
Speaker 7: To any performance.
Speaker 4: There's some people.
Speaker 7: On like you know, stilts in the rain, the Melbourne
Speaker 7: Yeah pretty much.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 5: Can we now get to who's on the.
Speaker 7: Okay, here we go, names out there? You ready?
Speaker 4: Last question?
Speaker 7: Okay, so you know.
Speaker 8: What if you just said yes the invitation and went,
Speaker 8: you wouldn't have all these questions.
Speaker 7: It's a stand up event for eight hundred people.
Speaker 5: Food, there's orders, Yes, there's a hot dog cart.
Speaker 6: Had a beautiful, beautiful cheese station which was lovely.
Speaker 7: In the rain. There I was inside.
Speaker 8: Okay, now, can I please find out what big stars
Speaker 8: they said to us this morning? Don't waffle on too
Speaker 8: much today, guys, we've got to be on time.
Speaker 7: Cink William, Who's that that is Channing Tatum's girlfriend?
Speaker 4: Please tell me they didn't introduce her like that on
Speaker 4: the carpet.
Speaker 8: Tatum's girlfriend Montana Cox and top Models supermodels.
Speaker 7: Girlfriend beck Harding was there.
Speaker 5: Well, she's the face of the Grand Prix. We love her.
Speaker 6: Analise Dallan's another friend of our beautiful Annalise who is
Speaker 6: a partner of Josh.
Speaker 5: Cos she's our favorite.
Speaker 4: Do you speak to It was a question mark over
Speaker 4: Josh playing you I speak to Josh?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Was there a Christian Mark over Josh or Nick?
Speaker 8: No, Josh, he was at that Ralph Lauren event the other.
Speaker 7: Night he was to events. No, he was at that event.
Speaker 7: He wasn't.
Speaker 4: Did you speak to him about playing the footy?
Speaker 5: No, he was too busy talking to analyse.
Speaker 7: Maria A Hill.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, yes, hanging was Brady Executive produced, smiling and
Speaker 4: nodding on that one. You had almost beautiful Maria Hill.
Speaker 4: His head almost fell off.
Speaker 7: A big Maria Man.
Speaker 8: He's a big Maria Man podcast.
Speaker 5: I thought she had a podcast.
Speaker 7: Maybe this is going well this segment. Kathy Freeman was there.
Speaker 6: She could race the car. Car Kathy. We should do
Speaker 6: that as a segment.
Speaker 8: The last night, Kathy, all the slams were there.
Speaker 7: Carve Kathy.
Speaker 5: I can't believe he didn't go well.
Speaker 4: I thought like, at least just a mailboy perform or something.
Speaker 5: I think someone would have performed. I think probably just missed.
Speaker 8: No glamor on the green kicks off the Grand Prix
Speaker 8: because it all starts today.
Speaker 5: I thought you're going to say Ariana Grande.
Speaker 7: There.
Speaker 5: It all happens to over park today.
Speaker 8: But there's no Formula one cars today, right, it's that
Speaker 8: other cars.
Speaker 7: Formula cars.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's like, there's some, there's some.
Speaker 4: I'll ask the sport guy, Jason Lawrence coffee. Leave it
Speaker 4: quicker you enter the phone, more cash you win. Hey,
Speaker 4: this reminds me actually because you have a habit of
Speaker 4: sending me to voicemail.
Speaker 5: Well, no, I don't send you to voice. I've got
Speaker 5: a problem with my voice.
Speaker 4: Your voicemail's fault.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 5: But then I deleted them all and it still says fault.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't leave a message for it's very upset.
Speaker 5: So what do I do?
Speaker 8: Do you have to call Telstra?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Do you know what the new phone tells you have
Speaker 5: to wait about eleven years?
Speaker 4: Tell me about I got to bring im G today.
Speaker 4: Oh no, get new cards.
Speaker 8: That's going to be fraudulent activity online and it has been.
Speaker 7: I know the new phone to have another new function.
Speaker 6: I stumbled across. You can send someone to voicemail, but
Speaker 6: then you can also.
Speaker 7: Retrieve them back.
Speaker 6: Sorry, sorry, Clint, you can actually grab it back.
Speaker 7: Bring me now.
Speaker 5: No, no, I think you'd have to call him because
Speaker 5: you don't have the update.
Speaker 4: Yeah I've got the update.
Speaker 5: No you don't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I've got the funny little email and all
Speaker 4: that sort of stuff.
Speaker 6: This is this is a live test. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I hang on, Jason know how to do it? Why
Speaker 5: don't we call the other way around?
Speaker 4: I'll call you hang on stand like.
Speaker 8: The Golden Girls, Blanche and so Fair out on Blanche.
Speaker 8: That's she's the naughty one, naughty one, the randy one.
Speaker 8: My word of the week.
Speaker 4: Who am I the old bat so fair or your
Speaker 4: second fair?
Speaker 5: Is the really old one?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a grumpy one. She's quite grumpy. I'm ringing
Speaker 7: you tell.
Speaker 4: Me so send me to voicemail.
Speaker 7: What am I on your phone? By the way, Clint,
Speaker 7: channel nine, Okay, I'm sitting not even over. I think
Speaker 7: I need to let it ring out. This is really
Speaker 7: boringmb okay and.
Speaker 8: Nineteen twenty fourteen. If you have the same issue with
Speaker 8: your voicemail, or if you do you have with the
Speaker 8: new update, like, I am, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Do you have a voicemail?
Speaker 5: How many times does your.
Speaker 7: Phone voicemail waking?
Speaker 4: What didn't even get to voice?
Speaker 5: He never got to voicemail? You just rung an hands
Speaker 5: great demo.
Speaker 7: Guys, you can salvage your call.
Speaker 8: Thanks for coming to our ten talk on the iPhone?
Speaker 8: Everyone where's he's busy with Oscar Piastro. I G.
Speaker 4: We're making your call. Stand by, Here we go. If
Speaker 4: you're registered by the nob player, salvage you call. If
Speaker 4: you've registered by the over app, we could be calling
Speaker 4: you now Here we go, quicker you answer one, Come
Speaker 4: on eight hundred, Come on six.
Speaker 7: Hundred, four hundred, No.
Speaker 4: Two, one hundred.
Speaker 7: You are calling.
Speaker 4: A hopefully leave a message.
Speaker 8: Hi Holly, It's Jase, Lauren and Clint here wondering if
Speaker 8: you've got the new iPhone updates.
Speaker 6: You know you can salvage this call from your voice.
Speaker 8: Hello, there, I will calling because we had one thousand
Speaker 8: dollars for you. Wen't answer, no money, We go to
Speaker 8: the pub instead.
Speaker 4: Jackpots tomorrow?
Speaker 5: Does it?
Speaker 7: Why do we call someone else? No?
Speaker 4: It does not Jackpots tomorrow, So.
Speaker 5: We are putting it on the bar tab.
Speaker 4: What do we do with the money. What do we
Speaker 4: do with the money that we didn't give away?
Speaker 7: Oh no, you should see the filthy look on brain.
Speaker 9: Kitty for the Christmas party, the chart time kiddy.
Speaker 7: All right, make sure chart time.
Speaker 8: Someone's called through and said that we're really annoying this morning.
Speaker 7: Can we get it? Can we that?
Speaker 4: Cool? We're going to he a, Lisa, we're calling you
Speaker 4: back on, hang on, you guys are so annoying.
Speaker 5: You guys are so annoying.
Speaker 7: I agree with that.
Speaker 4: Well, then go somewhere else like.
Speaker 5: Everywhere else.
Speaker 7: Cool, we make contact. It's going to be like answering. Okay,
Speaker 7: Well anyway, Lisa.
Speaker 5: Sorry about being listening, so.
Speaker 7: Try harder to be more annoyed.
Speaker 5: I told you it's a funnel week.
Speaker 8: I warned you all yesterday that thinks things are happening
Speaker 8: this way.
Speaker 7: You're Randy. It is twenty eight past six, Not Randy.
Speaker 4: We're going to check your under work latest ten years next,
Speaker 4: and then I reckon we restart the show. Guys. Let's
Speaker 4: get professional.
Speaker 7: Idea the opener, Yeah, I ain't doing it.
Speaker 4: We want to talk.
Speaker 10: What's inside?
Speaker 9: You?
Speaker 7: Tell me what's inside ya? What's insider?
Speaker 4: Tell me what INSI thirteen, twenty fourteen. If you've had
Speaker 4: something inside you that shouldn't be there, whether it's swallowed
Speaker 4: lego pieces, maybe an impalement on the job site, No, no, no,
Speaker 4: shut yourself with the nail gun.
Speaker 7: Give us call now.
Speaker 8: There is an amazing story about a man in Sydney.
Speaker 8: Modern medicine is just so clever. So this man in
Speaker 8: his early forties needed a heart, a new heart. So
Speaker 8: he was on the list waiting for a transplant, a
Speaker 8: transplant before that transplant run by, aren't they they are?
Speaker 7: And it's always it's extraordinary.
Speaker 5: What a gift, unbelievable.
Speaker 4: I am I have They didn't want me on the
Speaker 4: list your organs No, no, yeah, I'm signed up.
Speaker 7: There's no guy I am. At the moment, I have
Speaker 7: to do it.
Speaker 8: It is the greatest gift you could evidence someone.
Speaker 5: Anyway, this guy needed a heart.
Speaker 8: While he was waiting on the donor list, doctors manage
Speaker 8: to give him an completely artificial heart. It is the
Speaker 8: first time that he someone has been discharged from hospital
Speaker 8: with an artificial hat. He has since had he since
Speaker 8: had a heart donated and he's.
Speaker 7: It's cool that it's metal. It looks like something you
Speaker 7: get in the.
Speaker 8: That's what it's a titanium and it's designed to keep
Speaker 8: patients alive until an organ donor's heart becomes available.
Speaker 7: So it's not forever, No, it's like.
Speaker 8: A temporary So he now has had a heart. He's
Speaker 8: had a donor, so he's got a human heart. This
Speaker 8: is the longest that someone's ever been kept alive with
Speaker 8: an artificial rotary blood. It's like a placeholder. Really, well
Speaker 8: you wait, isn't that amazing?
Speaker 7: Incredible?
Speaker 6: Going through the metal detector at the airport. That's the
Speaker 6: first I've.
Speaker 5: Got a feeling.
Speaker 8: If you've got a temporary heart, you're not holidays way,
Speaker 8: You've got to stay around in case heart becomes available.
Speaker 4: Really to the gold coash you get back in a
Speaker 4: couple of hours.
Speaker 7: But that's extraordinary.
Speaker 6: The first amazing transplantable human heart in Australia was nine
Speaker 6: eighty four by Victor Chang.
Speaker 7: Has an amazing legacy.
Speaker 4: I wanted to tell you this story but ran out
Speaker 4: of time in the pre show meeting.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, well it just dragged on a little bit.
Speaker 4: Well no, no, no, it's regarding an organ, right, you know,
Speaker 4: transporting organs and stuff like that. This was a story
Speaker 4: four years ago in New York City, there was a
Speaker 4: helicopter that was carrying an organ about to land on
Speaker 4: the roof of a hospital. I'll bring up the news video.
Speaker 4: This is like a scene from a movie.
Speaker 8: Three are sega done. We begin with breaking news. A
Speaker 8: helicopter from San Diego carrying a heart for transplant has
Speaker 8: crashed in Los Angeles.
Speaker 7: Wait for it.
Speaker 8: Phil Blair has the details for us. Phil, Marie, We've.
Speaker 11: Got a couple pieces of video we want to show you.
Speaker 11: But basically, they got the heart out and you can
Speaker 11: see them taking it to the doctor's here on top
Speaker 11: of this KUSC hospital in downtown LA. The doctor is
Speaker 11: now going to move away from the helicopter. Two people
Speaker 11: understand were hurt in this crash. Again, it was took
Speaker 11: off from Gillespie Field.
Speaker 7: The only problem is, come on, Phil, get to the punchline.
Speaker 11: You see the doctor going here then suddenly hits his
Speaker 11: piece of metal and drops the heart. Unfortunately, right there
Speaker 11: you see they rush over to get that organ and
Speaker 11: they're going to try to save it and bring it
Speaker 11: back inside.
Speaker 7: But oh.
Speaker 5: Fel oh, my god, is it in an eski or something?
Speaker 4: Well, it was, but then it fell out of the sky.
Speaker 4: Because look he high it rolled like a bowling ball.
Speaker 7: They salvage the heart.
Speaker 4: How's that?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that is a terrible Oh my goodnes.
Speaker 7: What's he tripped on?
Speaker 4: The helicopter crashed on the roof of the hospital.
Speaker 7: They got the heart, They get the heart out.
Speaker 4: Well, they're running it in. He trips.
Speaker 5: He's carrying it like a baby in his arms.
Speaker 7: But also he's not watching where he's going.
Speaker 8: No, well he's a surgeon who's like, it's a bit
Speaker 8: of a manic day.
Speaker 5: I imagine he's.
Speaker 4: The helicopter just crashed. He has tripped on shrapnel shut shot.
Speaker 7: What did you just call it?
Speaker 5: Shp You actually think that's what it's called. He thinks
Speaker 5: it's called shrunnel.
Speaker 4: Well I did until.
Speaker 7: Shrap that.
Speaker 4: That's a scene from a movie.
Speaker 7: That's extraordinary. That's your ship out of Locke can't mate.
Speaker 5: It was the hard okay to we know?
Speaker 7: I don't know Ifiel didn't tell it come on field.
Speaker 4: An update, so it would have got the update on
Speaker 4: nine yews. That's a show thirteen twenty four ten. Was
Speaker 4: Alan rascally he'd be dressed in scrubs doing the story
Speaker 4: thirteen twenty four ten. What has been inside you, and.
Speaker 5: It doesn't have to be an artificial It doesn't have to.
Speaker 4: Be an artificial heart. Kid could have swallowed lego. You
Speaker 4: could show yourself with an awl.
Speaker 8: When I cheated in the we had a barbie pool
Speaker 8: table and I was playing against my brother and I
Speaker 8: couldn't get through a pool in the socket of what
Speaker 8: do you call it? The pool ball, the pool ball.
Speaker 7: In the in the pouch, in the panic, in the pocket,
Speaker 7: in the pocket, in.
Speaker 8: The pocket, not the socket, the stuck at the pocket,
Speaker 8: And so I kept pinching them off the table. My
Speaker 8: brother wasn't looking and putting them up my nose, and
Speaker 8: I ended up in the emergency.
Speaker 5: Stuck up my nose. Yet you don't want that the
Speaker 5: barbie balls stuck?
Speaker 7: What about surgeons to leave stuff inside?
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, busy clap a pair of scissors stitched up inside.
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Speaker 1: What's inside?
Speaker 10: Tell me what's inside your what's inside you?
Speaker 5: Tell me what's inside inside?
Speaker 7: Get stuck?
Speaker 4: They really do, thirteen twenty.
Speaker 7: Do they know what you just said about in the community?
Speaker 8: They do just get stuck?
Speaker 7: What's got stuff?
Speaker 5: Can you clint? Because things just get stuck?
Speaker 8: What's being stuck?
Speaker 5: Well, you've made a very.
Speaker 7: The breadth of our cause which extreme this morning?
Speaker 5: Who never had anything stuck inside you?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, I was going to say anything going but
Speaker 4: didn't get stuck, Like you swallowed something and then vomited
Speaker 4: it up or stood on something and then.
Speaker 7: Well, that's not what we're asking exactly.
Speaker 4: We're asking what's stuck inside?
Speaker 7: What's remaining inside you?
Speaker 4: Glowey, good morning, Good morning, Chloe. What do you got
Speaker 4: for us? What's stuck inside you?
Speaker 12: When I was about ten, my nine took me to
Speaker 12: bunder a park. I decided to go on a pony ride,
Speaker 12: and when I got off the pony, I put my
Speaker 12: hand on the wooded rail and as I was walking down,
Speaker 12: a piece of wood went underneath my nail. No one
Speaker 12: there could get it out. I refused to let anyone
Speaker 12: pull it out. It was like my nail wasn't broken
Speaker 12: or anything else inside.
Speaker 4: It's not that's a form of torture. That's a form
Speaker 4: of torture.
Speaker 8: Is it a hospital job?
Speaker 12: Yeah yeah, under general anesthetics.
Speaker 13: So how do we put Oh?
Speaker 4: God, so she was deep?
Speaker 7: Did you lose the having it?
Speaker 5: Did you lose the nail?
Speaker 12: Well half they decided to take.
Speaker 5: Did it ever come back?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I've got a nail now, Thank goodness.
Speaker 8: That's her in that make that gives you the.
Speaker 7: Chunder.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Charlotte in Frankston, good morning morning. What has been inside you?
Speaker 13: I was about the same age as the last caller. Actually,
Speaker 13: our dishwasher used to sit in the hallway.
Speaker 7: One of the kids in the hall was that story
Speaker 7: right there?
Speaker 13: It was hard to say. It's a bit of a
Speaker 13: like a hallway towards bathroom and it was sitting in there.
Speaker 8: So it wasn't under a bench the dishwasher.
Speaker 5: Was it plugged in?
Speaker 9: Started?
Speaker 5: It was like plumbed in, yes.
Speaker 13: Plugged plumbed in. Next to it was in the hallway.
Speaker 7: I don't know my dad did it.
Speaker 4: What was on top of it was like a side tabe.
Speaker 13: It was just on its own.
Speaker 7: Put some photo frames on that.
Speaker 8: Your dad that sounds like a dad job. We don't
Speaker 8: need a plumber.
Speaker 7: I just put it in continue.
Speaker 13: And I was emptying it. So I've opened the door,
Speaker 13: I've put my foot on the door. I've gone to
Speaker 13: reach in. The whole thing fell forward. My arm went
Speaker 13: in the dishwasher, and when I pulled it out, I
Speaker 13: had two thoughts stuck in.
Speaker 7: My foot, my dad's didn't.
Speaker 5: Did you just yank him out?
Speaker 8: I did.
Speaker 13: I was in such shock I couldn't even speak, and
Speaker 13: I just ripped them out of my arm, and then
Speaker 13: I started screaming, I, Oh.
Speaker 7: That's not ideal, LAEO.
Speaker 8: I still want to know why the dish washer was
Speaker 8: in the hallway.
Speaker 4: You pass me a fork? You you told your arm
Speaker 4: take one out, Robert.
Speaker 14: Good morning, morning, guys. Love this show.
Speaker 4: We love you.
Speaker 7: What you have? Is it you or someone else?
Speaker 14: It's my daughter. About four years ago on New Year's Eve,
Speaker 14: she was walking a dog and got spooked and bit
Speaker 14: her hand and she was in hospital. So long story short,
Speaker 14: over the time, they were going to amputato finger because
Speaker 14: infect was that bad.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was bad.
Speaker 14: They didn't give her antibiotics, so anyway, they eventually amputated
Speaker 14: her toe to replace into her ring finger.
Speaker 8: What they took her toe off to isn't having a
Speaker 8: toe more important because if you lose toe, you lose balance.
Speaker 14: Yeah, it's your big toe.
Speaker 4: But the second one in Ah, yeah, that little piggy
Speaker 4: didn't come back.
Speaker 14: Yeah, she was only like seventeen at the time. And
Speaker 14: so they did that, and I offered my hand and knuckle,
Speaker 14: but they said it has to be from the same person.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that wouldn't work.
Speaker 7: I think your fingers would stand out.
Speaker 14: Yeah, they did the surgery and up till today, there's
Speaker 14: still half a drill bit in her knuckle that they
Speaker 14: can't dig out, but it shows.
Speaker 5: Up on X ray and it got stuck in there
Speaker 5: when they took This is a this is a wild story.
Speaker 8: So they took the toe off the foot and then
Speaker 8: they drew it back onto the finger, and a drill
Speaker 8: bit got stuck in there.
Speaker 14: It snapped off here and there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Robert did this. So happen in a hospital or
Speaker 5: in a backyard somewhere.
Speaker 14: It was in a hospital. But they did such a
Speaker 14: good job. I mean, now she still suckers, but it's
Speaker 14: there for long.
Speaker 5: Can you tell her finger is really a toe.
Speaker 4: Bone?
Speaker 14: It's the bone in the ro.
Speaker 5: Doesn't have a little toe on her hands.
Speaker 4: No, no, it's not here.
Speaker 5: He Oh wow, that is like, it is amazing that
Speaker 5: you can even do that.
Speaker 4: Where do you keep your dishwasher? Robert is yours in
Speaker 4: the kitchen, I said to America, America, America when he
Speaker 4: caught the home of the home of the home of
Speaker 4: the brave land. Well, it's also the home of taris. Yeah. No,
Speaker 4: we've got an exemption.
Speaker 6: Now there's a bit of a don't have an pardon
Speaker 6: my language, but a bit of a diplomatic ship fight.
Speaker 7: Going on right now.
Speaker 5: But no one's got an exemption.
Speaker 7: No one's got an exemption.
Speaker 5: Russia to have an exemption.
Speaker 6: Russia could have an exemption because trumpy boy is coosing
Speaker 6: up to.
Speaker 4: Look, imagine those two on the horse, remember that shot
Speaker 4: of Yes, imagine Trump behind him on the horse.
Speaker 7: Some great AI memes going around.
Speaker 5: Just se I don't know what to believe anymore.
Speaker 7: You does that happened or happening?
Speaker 6: So basically in the way that all the US is
Speaker 6: aluminium steel, which are building construction. Yeah, two of our
Speaker 6: great exports. They're going to be lumped with tariffs now
Speaker 6: twenty five percent, which is going to impact our market.
Speaker 8: Hang On is exporting from Australia. Yes, we have to
Speaker 8: pay to send our things to America. America, Why don't
Speaker 8: we just not send it to its Why don't we
Speaker 8: send it to other.
Speaker 7: Well, because the local economy would yeah, plummet.
Speaker 8: Because we provide so much elementium to America. Yeah so,
Speaker 8: but then they'd have nothing to build with.
Speaker 4: Well, it'd be a bit of a standoff.
Speaker 7: We lose, but they have no buildings.
Speaker 4: Well, they get their aluminium somewhere else?
Speaker 5: Who else?
Speaker 7: That is good?
Speaker 8: Aluminium supply not.
Speaker 4: As good as.
Speaker 5: I know nothing about this stuff.
Speaker 4: I did metal work in your eleven metal.
Speaker 5: But it would work in your nine.
Speaker 6: Oh did you what did you make? Well, you had
Speaker 6: to make a just made a picture frame. We digress,
Speaker 6: what a shock. I made a letter holder you know?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, basically in woodwork. In woodwork, put your mailing.
Speaker 4: It barbecue tools. In metal work, did.
Speaker 7: You use the soldiering Yeah, the soldiering line.
Speaker 8: I made a photo frame, wooden photo frame.
Speaker 4: Well, should have picked metal work.
Speaker 8: No, I much prefer my photo frame than your egg flipper.
Speaker 6: But all of these decisions that are being made out
Speaker 6: of the White House have bigger impacts and effects on
Speaker 6: the stock market and the stock exchange in America. Jason,
Speaker 6: do you see America?
Speaker 4: Did you see.
Speaker 7: Elon?
Speaker 5: What Elon wear?
Speaker 8: Just that black T shirt, black blazer and black cap.
Speaker 8: He looks like he's working outside boutique nightclub in two
Speaker 8: thousand and six.
Speaker 7: Well, you know, the black Cappy wears is actually making
Speaker 7: great again hat but in black's customers made. He's made
Speaker 7: it real millinery.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's customer He's got merch as a
Speaker 4: merch shop at the White House.
Speaker 5: Now I have some kind of recording device, and.
Speaker 7: His kid was back at the White House running around
Speaker 7: with the tesla's.
Speaker 5: Surely they put a playroom in the in the White
Speaker 5: House for him.
Speaker 4: Now, he el said something that sent the White House
Speaker 4: and the stock market into a bit of a tailspin.
Speaker 4: And it reminds me of meeting something similar at home.
Speaker 4: He branded what of the senators a traitor? Oh oh,
Speaker 4: huge claim by coming out and doing that, though the
Speaker 4: stock market plummeted. Yeah, it's very reminiscent of when my
Speaker 4: wife puts on the outfit to go out and goes,
Speaker 4: how do I look?
Speaker 8: And I say fine, oh yeah, oh no, no, that's
Speaker 8: a cardinal scene.
Speaker 7: Your economy would absolutely plummet. Fine.
Speaker 4: I don't do fine.
Speaker 5: Paul says, yeah, it's great, and he's not even looking
Speaker 5: at me.
Speaker 4: He's on his phone, maybe seeing the reflection, watching the
Speaker 4: star racing.
Speaker 5: You know what sends me.
Speaker 8: Paul always says, are you ready to go yet? At
Speaker 8: like fifteen minutes before we have to leave, when I'm
Speaker 8: like in my towel and clearly not ready to go, Like,
Speaker 8: what is the point of you asking do I look
Speaker 8: ready to go? I think that's as you know, you
Speaker 8: should say, Hey, we're leaving in fifth just quick, Rinda, Darling,
Speaker 8: we're leaving in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 5: Are you ready to go to my show?
Speaker 10: I'm ready to go.
Speaker 8: I'm naked in a towel, fresh out of the shower.
Speaker 4: Maybe he's asking, maybe he's asking if we've got tom No.
Speaker 8: He's just like, hurry up because I know you're going
Speaker 8: to be late. Trying it actually like drives me crazy,
Speaker 8: and she'd react.
Speaker 4: So well if he was like, Darling, fifteen minute reminder, I.
Speaker 5: Would love that.
Speaker 8: Fifteen minutes gentle reminder, Darling, we're leaving in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 8: Why can't you talk to your wives.
Speaker 4: Because you would snap back going I have a watch,
Speaker 4: I can see we're leaving in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 8: Or just leave us alone, don't walk into the bathroom,
Speaker 8: work in the white House. Hey, I thought you're going
Speaker 8: to say you live together rather than in the white house.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten is our number? Is there
Speaker 4: a word or a phrase that absolutely sends you on?
Speaker 7: A trigger word?
Speaker 8: A trigger word around here?
Speaker 5: Guy's got time for a quick.
Speaker 8: Meetinghtly not sorry, I gotta go on the appointment the.
Speaker 4: Old place we worked at. Sweetheart, you got a sect?
Speaker 8: No, no, I don't have a actually don't have a
Speaker 8: sec in my whole life. Favorable, you're sweeter.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten. Here's our number. Is there a
Speaker 4: word or phrase that absolutely sends you or it might
Speaker 4: send your partner, even someone at work. You just know
Speaker 4: if I say this, they're going to go off. Thirteen
Speaker 4: twenty four ten is our number. We're gonna come back
Speaker 4: and get the phones. Next, we've got free stuff to
Speaker 4: go as well. Oh, one hundred and fifty dollars el
Speaker 4: JOHNA vouchers. Now that's some good chicken.
Speaker 2: That is good.
Speaker 4: That's good chicken. Thirteen twenty four to ten, What phrase
Speaker 4: or word absolutely sends you Courtney?
Speaker 7: Good morning, good morning?
Speaker 4: How are we We're good?
Speaker 7: What sends you?
Speaker 13: When my partner asked me what kind of matter you're
Speaker 13: gonna eat it?
Speaker 12: Anyway?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 5: What's says? What's for dinner?
Speaker 8: It's more like have you planned anything? And I'm always like, well,
Speaker 8: I don't know. Why can't you tell me what are
Speaker 8: you planning?
Speaker 4: Courtney?
Speaker 7: What's for dinner?
Speaker 13: I don't know?
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Here at a Nova we
Speaker 4: are doing a thanks to Shelready Express and we're talking
Speaker 4: about what phrase or word absolutely sends you off.
Speaker 6: I've got a little contribution from my sister who's listening
Speaker 6: at home this morning. She says her husband story says
Speaker 6: to me, So I've been thinking, she says, I always
Speaker 6: know it's.
Speaker 7: Going to be either something expensive or involved me doing
Speaker 7: something I don't want. It's true, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Whenever I said to my wife do I need to
Speaker 4: go to whatever it is that we're supposed to be going?
Speaker 4: Of course you do, yeah apparently, But it's worth disking
Speaker 4: the question because you never know.
Speaker 7: One hundred She'm like, I know you know what? You
Speaker 7: stay here? And watch the footy, But I want to
Speaker 7: come around to the family's house.
Speaker 5: What about when Jayson goes, hey, guys, I do you
Speaker 5: sit on this and we.
Speaker 7: All go, oh, hey, guys, hey guys.
Speaker 5: No, not telling, not going, not telling, not listening. I'm
Speaker 5: out of here.
Speaker 8: What about you, Adrian, have you got something that absolutely
Speaker 8: sends you?
Speaker 4: We're good? Yeah, sold me in food food distribution, and
Speaker 4: yeah when I was when I was a driver, when
Speaker 4: the accounts would go, can you put your.
Speaker 7: Thinking hat on? Oh that's annoying, and then.
Speaker 4: Proceeds to go three four weeks ago, I'm like, lady,
Speaker 4: I can't remember what I have a breakfast? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, but you're thinking hat on. You know what else
Speaker 8: sends me? Have you seen my ear pods? Oh?
Speaker 10: My god?
Speaker 7: Every day day you.
Speaker 8: Have the app on your phone called fine my and
Speaker 8: you can literally go on it and push a bun
Speaker 8: annal play noise on.
Speaker 4: Around this time, around seven thirty, Sh'll get the text
Speaker 4: from her fiance, Hey, babes in the EarPods in their pods.
Speaker 8: When he's off to the gym, I'm like, I'm at work,
Speaker 8: you're in the house. Just those eyes, they don't have
Speaker 8: to be painted on all the time.
Speaker 10: Just use them.
Speaker 7: Have a look. What about I'm seeing you. I'll be
Speaker 7: there in two minutes.
Speaker 5: I say that all the time.
Speaker 8: Fifteen Sometimes I say i'll be there in two minutes.
Speaker 8: I haven't even left home.
Speaker 4: I'll give you. I'm not even gumment. You got to
Speaker 4: impack morning.
Speaker 7: Robin, morning one two? Like this, Robin?
Speaker 4: What absolutely sends you?
Speaker 12: Whatever?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Whatever?
Speaker 12: Whatever?
Speaker 11: And I hate it.
Speaker 12: Because it's just an easy way of getting out of answering.
Speaker 8: You know what, God, this is I'm really ragging on Paul.
Speaker 8: But when I say to him, what would that din?
Speaker 8: And goes, oh, you decide, because I want to have
Speaker 8: a conversation about it. Empowering you, No, it's basically saying
Speaker 8: that's you problem, you work it out.
Speaker 7: Liberated.
Speaker 5: He's saying you decided. I don't mind. But what he
Speaker 5: means is you sort it out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, trying to empower you exactly.
Speaker 7: Or you too?
Speaker 4: Are you here because I can't win?
Speaker 8: Is his gaslight?
Speaker 7: Ever?
Speaker 5: He's empowering you.
Speaker 7: It's liberated to the sisters. You guys do dinner. He's telling, yeah,
Speaker 7: you decide, what if.
Speaker 5: I wanted to do that?
Speaker 8: If I wanted something particularly just do it. I'm trying
Speaker 8: to have a conversation. It's about engaging in conversation.
Speaker 7: But what a conversation.
Speaker 8: Oh thanks for empowering men, love, I feel empowered.
Speaker 4: Go women, Well there you go, little thank you wouldn't
Speaker 4: hurt now and then, would it? It's not that huh?
Speaker 4: A huge night tonight are the MCG? I reckon, baby,
Speaker 4: I reckon seventy thousand plus tonight.
Speaker 7: I reckon they might nudge ninety?
Speaker 10: Are you really?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Huge?
Speaker 7: This thing sold out? People have admission?
Speaker 5: Isn't he waiting for? It's at the MCG. People are
Speaker 5: quite jovial at the moment as well, like they're out
Speaker 5: and about.
Speaker 8: When's good on?
Speaker 5: Pres on Footi's back Melbourne like Melbourne is on.
Speaker 4: I know it's the blue bag has taken on your team,
Speaker 4: the Tigers, but I know where your heart is.
Speaker 5: Lauren has the horn for Michael Voth.
Speaker 7: You're going for the blues tonight?
Speaker 5: Or was that me saying that about me? Was I
Speaker 5: talking with Laren has the horn for Michael Voth?
Speaker 7: A bit of third person? Givet?
Speaker 5: Was I talking in third person?
Speaker 7: I don't know? I like it though? And you do?
Speaker 7: You have the horn for Michael Watz.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I like him the horn.
Speaker 5: It was probably a private conversation that you guys recorded,
Speaker 5: so I don't appreciate.
Speaker 7: That this one was live.
Speaker 5: A bit randy, aren't we.
Speaker 7: Oh we're joining the dots now, Michael joining the unfair.
Speaker 5: I said one word wrong in.
Speaker 4: The same conversation.
Speaker 7: Hey, you should switch teams.
Speaker 8: Absolutely run out of my family unit if I switched
Speaker 8: teams to Carlton.
Speaker 7: Right, okay with marrying a woman though, Just don't.
Speaker 5: Got a cut marrying a woman.
Speaker 4: She didn't follow you. Hey, guys, footy tippings back this year.
Speaker 7: I got some cares.
Speaker 5: I hate footy tipping.
Speaker 8: I hate it.
Speaker 5: Because you guys get so competitive. Utill you talk about
Speaker 5: you walk in with your chest puffed out, like two
Speaker 5: more tips on the weekend.
Speaker 8: I'm like, you even't watched a game of footy in
Speaker 8: fourteen years, and now you're beating your chairs. I was
Speaker 8: second last, my puret dumb luck and stops talking about.
Speaker 4: Stephen Bradley walks around with his medal.
Speaker 7: He got who you got? Who are you tipping tonight?
Speaker 4: I'm on the Blues today.
Speaker 8: He's their best player.
Speaker 7: Crips, the one you've met.
Speaker 4: Don't forget to register for tips dot com dot au
Speaker 4: every Thursday. They're in the heralds How good is the tipping.
Speaker 7: Sponsor?
Speaker 5: Isn't a sponsor?
Speaker 7: We foot.
Speaker 8: Love that?
Speaker 5: Why didn't I get a gig in?
Speaker 14: I have no.
Speaker 4: Hey, guys coming up next as a new club, I
Speaker 4: don't think we're going to be allowed in. Still to
Speaker 4: come your chance to win five thousand dollars. We've got
Speaker 4: Formula one tickets. A couple of bombers are dropping by
Speaker 4: after eight with club memberships to give away, and Sampang
Speaker 4: is in the house and back on Nova.
Speaker 8: We all had a bit of a panic, didn't we.
Speaker 8: Sampang walked in, sat down out studio. Then Christy Swan
Speaker 8: wanted it in. She's helping in mornings up in Sydney
Speaker 8: from Melbourne, and we were like, hang on, do you
Speaker 8: know something we done? They're getting the band back together.
Speaker 4: Jonathan brown Roll was in here, Well we'll start packing
Speaker 4: up our desk.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 8: People loved them.
Speaker 7: I loved them, been there before.
Speaker 8: That was my favorite show. Well, Samon Brownie was my favorite.
Speaker 8: You were on then, I think sorry, but to be honest,
Speaker 8: we were nov We were Nova people from the beginning.
Speaker 4: God, what I'm listening to every station to me is
Speaker 4: what I love them. Hey, a little bit of clouds,
Speaker 4: say tops the twenty five we going for guys. There's
Speaker 4: a club in London that I don't think a couple
Speaker 4: of us are.
Speaker 7: Going to be allowed, Pink Pony Club. It's not the
Speaker 7: Pink Pony Club.
Speaker 4: It's a secret comedy club in London. And as well
Speaker 4: as checking IDs on the door, they're now doing expression
Speaker 4: tests because this world famous comedy club has come out
Speaker 4: saying they are now going to ban people who have
Speaker 4: too much botox? Why because they can't change his question?
Speaker 4: Why for the comedians when they're at your stage doing.
Speaker 7: You're not getting in Lauren?
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh god no, I don't want to go with
Speaker 5: all those people look old anyway?
Speaker 7: What about mean?
Speaker 8: Hang on?
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 8: Is this for the performance?
Speaker 4: You shouldn't leave the house.
Speaker 8: You can't go either open we get a group discount,
Speaker 8: We go and get our botox.
Speaker 7: This is for the like the audience coming in, so
Speaker 7: your pa, so you can.
Speaker 5: I can have botox and be the comedian.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah yeah, but people.
Speaker 5: Don't they want you to laugh. You can still laugh
Speaker 5: if you've got botox.
Speaker 4: Well, I guess they're targeting people that have too much Like.
Speaker 5: The botox doesn't stop me from laughing.
Speaker 4: How about this, I've got some situations, No, just situations.
Speaker 8: You wouldn't be allowed into the comedy funny one around here.
Speaker 7: Give a hot see we're laughing, We're laughing.
Speaker 4: Faces laugh You're smart.
Speaker 8: We laugh with botox, laugh more because we're happierheads.
Speaker 7: We need more botox because the wrinkles appear quicker because
Speaker 7: we're laughing so much cold.
Speaker 5: You can fry an egg on our forehead, but you
Speaker 5: could great a carrot on your.
Speaker 7: Why can't you laugh having bot laughing out there? It's
Speaker 7: so funny with bosts.
Speaker 5: People with botoxs are funnier.
Speaker 4: How do you go with sad news?
Speaker 7: Do you like you can cry? Well?
Speaker 5: It doesn't like paralyze your tear ducks having.
Speaker 7: Botos angry mayor can't tell you cry for us, just
Speaker 7: so I can't cry.
Speaker 5: I can only cry when I'm actually sad.
Speaker 7: What other emergent?
Speaker 5: Why are you crying in a comedy club.
Speaker 7: No, I'm sure you cry with after.
Speaker 5: We cry loved all the time. Clicks with funny because
Speaker 5: I think you're funny.
Speaker 7: Botox, it's not the botox.
Speaker 8: That makes you funny.
Speaker 7: So what's the point of this?
Speaker 5: So what are you talking about?
Speaker 7: Chee?
Speaker 8: I can't get only old people people, not old people.
Speaker 7: What are we doing? We got money to go this morning.
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Speaker 5: Let's go to Angela and Clyde North. Good morning. Do
Speaker 5: you own a cleaning business? Are you homes? Commercial buildings? Cars?
Speaker 5: What are we cleaning?
Speaker 12: I do a lot, funny, I do absolutely everything.
Speaker 7: Asking for a friend, Lauren, I'm just wondering.
Speaker 8: I'd always always thought I'd like to be a dog washer.
Speaker 8: I love taking my dog to that big bark.
Speaker 15: I can't say that we do dogs, don't do dogs.
Speaker 8: I think that'd be such a fun job.
Speaker 7: Dog. The kids in that the dog.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the little thing down at the.
Speaker 8: Cory just called a bathtub.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the kids is a big dry. Get the big dry.
Speaker 8: I know, I hate it my dogs the dry.
Speaker 4: Anyways, all right, Ange, I believe you want to roll
Speaker 4: the dice and go for five hundred this morning. Let's yep,
Speaker 4: what saw I gave five hundred dollars. You will hear
Speaker 4: a question. You will then hear a three to two one.
Speaker 4: You have to answer in that three seconds.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, Angela a problem?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, good black.
Speaker 7: Now just quickly this I got it now.
Speaker 6: Now, sometimes we get a preview, and we demanded a
Speaker 6: preview today and Lauren got it straight away.
Speaker 7: So first second I bugged it up.
Speaker 5: Actually, I'll tell you what Jay said when he after.
Speaker 4: This, here we go, all right, Angela for five hundred bucks.
Speaker 6: Which country is home to the famous landmark Machu Pachu
Speaker 6: three two one?
Speaker 8: I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, guys, yeah,
Speaker 8: well you after the buzzer and it's not Australian.
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Can Can I do one favor?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 13: Can I give a massive shout out to the hustle
Speaker 13: car Tell family please.
Speaker 8: They do lots of love for the community, so I
Speaker 8: just want to give him.
Speaker 5: A massive, amazing good on you, Angela sure, thank you
Speaker 5: so much. Guy by the way, was Peru.
Speaker 4: Hey, before you get out of here, I'm gonna check
Speaker 4: your hundred dollars grilled out. You're okay just for playing?
Speaker 12: Oh, thank you. I'll give that away in the family.
Speaker 4: Thanks guys person, nice, good on you all right, done,
Speaker 4: there you go. Thanks a lot of sweet totato for us.
Speaker 8: When Jason heard the question what country is home to
Speaker 8: the famous landmark much you picch you, he said, is
Speaker 8: that a Pokemon character?
Speaker 7: Isn't it Pikachu?
Speaker 4: That's it? Sorry, look at Pikachu is back tonight.
Speaker 8: We've got some lovely players in here and it's just
Speaker 8: standing so close to them.
Speaker 7: You too, you do, team mate.
Speaker 9: Our next guests are a couple of bombers from Essendon
Speaker 9: who have been with the team since twenty eighteen and
Speaker 9: twenty twenty one.
Speaker 6: Serious against Jike Corpwell floats a god no, he's graffy.
Speaker 7: Please welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Ji Cordwell and Mattalthy.
Speaker 7: Morning, good morning.
Speaker 4: Looks a little bit like you brought your sons in.
Speaker 5: Clinton police line and is really snuggling in with you too.
Speaker 7: No, no, you look like.
Speaker 8: He's like a cheer squad member. Actually, hey, you guys
Speaker 8: are coming in some very cool merchant. We're all that
Speaker 8: we like your t shirts.
Speaker 5: We didn't actually realize it was merch.
Speaker 16: Yeah, for once we got some actual fashionable clothes. So
Speaker 16: it could have been worn to climber on the grid
Speaker 16: last night.
Speaker 7: No, I didn't. Did you? Did you get an invite?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 7: Usually clean? Yeah, he dresses up, he goes dress up,
Speaker 7: doesn't he does? I seen him at Melbourne Fashion Week
Speaker 7: looking very very smart.
Speaker 4: So I've been in the past, but didn't get a
Speaker 4: call up this ship.
Speaker 15: No, I didn't get the call up.
Speaker 5: Oh that's savvy.
Speaker 7: Had you done something in the past maybe clean together.
Speaker 8: But Theesston merch is very cool. Do you guys get
Speaker 8: a say in it?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 5: Do you collab with them?
Speaker 7: Not really?
Speaker 9: Usually the brands of like Puma came on this year
Speaker 9: and they've done all of our poll stuff as well.
Speaker 9: This is through the AFL. But it's pretty cool stuff. Now, Yeah,
Speaker 9: it's great, it's cool range.
Speaker 4: Hey, yeah, we got club memberships to go this morning.
Speaker 4: So thirteen twenty fourteen, is our number if you want
Speaker 4: to win a Obama's Club membership. You guys were supposed
Speaker 4: to be up celebrating school this week.
Speaker 7: And playing the opening round, but its the Sunnies.
Speaker 4: Yeah that got parked.
Speaker 5: When did you guys find out that game was off?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: I reckon.
Speaker 9: It was a Wednesday. We played the Saturday. Found out
Speaker 9: Wednesday night, so we're prepping that week to play fly
Speaker 9: up on Friday. But yeah, you got cans pretty quickly
Speaker 9: because the wind and obviously.
Speaker 5: So do you know when that game will be rescheduled for?
Speaker 16: Yeah, so it'll be at the end of the season,
Speaker 16: before the finals. By we'll probably plan like a Wednesday,
Speaker 16: which would be a bit weird, but we're not really
Speaker 16: sure just yet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, speaking of finals.
Speaker 7: No, don't I told you to ask this question. You
Speaker 7: told me about the Twitter account.
Speaker 4: As the question.
Speaker 5: It's true. He did tell you about it.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 4: So there is a Twitter account that's counting the amount
Speaker 4: of days since the Bombers have been in the finals.
Speaker 15: Last one a final, right, Daniel Goran is probably running it?
Speaker 5: And how many days does it mean?
Speaker 4: Do you guys follow it?
Speaker 7: I think we've all blocked the narrative, which is which
Speaker 7: the pests in the media are running with. You know
Speaker 7: you are.
Speaker 8: Okay, let's not talk about finals. Let's talk about the
Speaker 8: start of the season.
Speaker 7: They've got ambition. You got ambition to play in win finals.
Speaker 16: You got to Definitely, that's the industry we live in,
Speaker 16: so it's good pressure to have. And yeah, we're excited
Speaker 16: to take it on.
Speaker 8: How the Essendon players feeling going into twenty twenty five.
Speaker 9: We're all excited. It's been a long summer, pre season
Speaker 9: and all that. But Scotty resigned our coach. All the
Speaker 9: players are fit and fiery, and yeah, we're super excited
Speaker 9: for your head, which is so good.
Speaker 7: So do you two? Did you live together?
Speaker 4: We did?
Speaker 7: Did last year? So what happened? Hang on?
Speaker 4: You were kicked out?
Speaker 7: You were about that sounds fun though, that's how I
Speaker 7: know Clinton detecting.
Speaker 8: So you guys lived together? Whose house was it?
Speaker 7: No, we're just friends for end last year and what happened?
Speaker 7: We just got our own ways. Hang on, because I
Speaker 7: know you're still single, but are you?
Speaker 4: I'm still single?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 5: The bachelor pad?
Speaker 4: Is there a lot of players? Is that a like
Speaker 4: sharing your cap a little bit like a lot of
Speaker 4: the younger boys.
Speaker 5: Mate, You're like, yeah, you have quite a young team,
Speaker 5: don't you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, go should we get a three better?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: That would be good.
Speaker 8: There's absolutely nothing I would prefer to do less than we've.
Speaker 7: Done it before.
Speaker 4: Good, good call. All right?
Speaker 7: So going into the season, how are we feeling?
Speaker 4: We are good, very good to go.
Speaker 15: I'm injured, but the boy alady ready crack in Friday Night?
Speaker 4: So you're out?
Speaker 7: How long?
Speaker 16: Probably another six weeks. I had said you're in my
Speaker 16: hamstring four weeks ago. But it's to be frustrated, but
Speaker 16: excited to watch the boys on Friday?
Speaker 6: Can I ask about a bit of an excitement machine
Speaker 6: and a debutante Isaac CaCO?
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's a weapon? What about that? He's going to
Speaker 7: be a cold figure at the bombs. He's already got that.
Speaker 9: Or the little fella he's yeah, what kicked five reckon
Speaker 9: in that Cats game? So he's playing Friday Night? Super
Speaker 9: Excited'd be pretty nervou I assume about ninety thousand most likely,
Speaker 9: but I'm super excited for that career. He's going to
Speaker 9: start on Friday Night, and yeah, hopefully he snags a
Speaker 9: couple of they're up.
Speaker 7: Against the Hollywood Hawks, the Hollywood Hawks. What about that?
Speaker 8: The other teams look at the what do they call it?
Speaker 8: Hoball the other teams look.
Speaker 15: At that, and oh we know a few of them.
Speaker 15: It's quite funny. So to be I'm sure I'll be
Speaker 15: getting into that out there on the weekend.
Speaker 7: A little bit brings the Hollywood.
Speaker 8: You've got a bit of goss you can use.
Speaker 4: I'm not sharing that. Yeah, in front of fifty thousand
Speaker 4: people where there's microphones.
Speaker 7: Who brings a touch of Hollywood to the hangar? At Tullermarine?
Speaker 7: Who's Archie Perkins? A bit of a rooster?
Speaker 15: No fashion sense?
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm like what does he wear?
Speaker 15: You look at his instagram?
Speaker 7: You need a steam?
Speaker 15: Yeah, needs like pink button up with door on. Yeah,
Speaker 15: when he came when he.
Speaker 7: Was drafted, I saw that tooth and just hang on,
Speaker 7: what's jar.
Speaker 4: Diving?
Speaker 7: When Lauren does a live Instagram, she's very good at it.
Speaker 4: Quite cool because yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Want I want live reaction down. He hasn't posted for
Speaker 7: a while. He's not quite ansome. How well would it
Speaker 7: be twenty three a bit? You found him and I'm
Speaker 7: trying to find it.
Speaker 8: Oh wait, I see the pink and purple jacket, pink shirt,
Speaker 8: purple tie, blood jacket.
Speaker 5: So friend gorgeous in it?
Speaker 7: Just a quick lovely lady.
Speaker 6: Rally cried to the Essendon fans. Obviously, memberships still available,
Speaker 6: very much so, but what would you say to them?
Speaker 15: Yeah, just get around us this year. We need your support.
Speaker 16: We hear, especially ninety thousand like it makes a massive difference.
Speaker 16: It's like having another player. So yeah, we really need you,
Speaker 16: and you get around us this year and we'll try
Speaker 16: it best for you.
Speaker 4: Well, look, we're gonna flad to memberships this morning. Britney
Speaker 4: from Languarren will offload one your way. And Laura from Blackburn,
Speaker 4: good morning, good morning.
Speaker 7: We're good.
Speaker 4: You're on the line of the boys. I believe you're
Speaker 4: a massive Bombers fan.
Speaker 8: I am. I stuck through it all, Laura, I mean right, thanks,
Speaker 8: Hey Laura, why don't you sing?
Speaker 5: It's part of the Bomber's song.
Speaker 13: Okay, so not what I signed up for.
Speaker 12: Bart Brace yourself.
Speaker 13: See the Bombers flying the premiership.
Speaker 7: Well done, It's infectious, isn't it going?
Speaker 5: She's still going?
Speaker 8: You two sung it with very little enthusiasm, hopefully some
Speaker 8: more enthusiasm than that.
Speaker 7: This weekend she's twenty six. She was one when they
Speaker 7: last want to fly. No, I'm just just a little
Speaker 7: historical marker and she'll be twenty seven. When when you
Speaker 7: win another one, that's the positive.
Speaker 4: You didn't believe that, stay when you save it, stop.
Speaker 7: Stop it.
Speaker 5: I believe, I believe in.
Speaker 7: I love great club boys.
Speaker 4: Good luck for the year ahead, Thanks for coming in, Thanks,
Speaker 4: thank you for having us. Guy all right, it is
Speaker 4: just gone twenty bars day here on over, guys, it
Speaker 4: is all very sweet. The Formula one in the Louis
Speaker 4: Vuitton Australian Grand Prix. It's Melbourne. Expect nothing less than extraordinary.
Speaker 4: It's going to be incredible out there today. Eight thousands
Speaker 4: already at the gates.
Speaker 8: I know people are lined up ready to get in,
Speaker 8: ready to see the drive.
Speaker 4: We're doing a team excursion tomorrow and then we got
Speaker 4: tickets for Sunday race day. All you have to do
Speaker 4: is your best f one car sound.
Speaker 8: There's not many tickets left to get for some day.
Speaker 5: These are on the last tickets in Melbourne.
Speaker 6: Hey just quickly aspect to Max the staff in yesterday. Yes,
Speaker 6: the full chat on weekend today on the weekend. Chamus
Speaker 6: Plug he's in a good mood. He was very playful
Speaker 6: yes day, very jovi.
Speaker 5: Is that quite rare for me? Serious? He also said
Speaker 5: a couple of weeks ago that they can not win
Speaker 5: the Australian Grand priend.
Speaker 7: I said, how's the car? He guys, not great?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Red Bull, which is really I
Speaker 8: think we've seen the best of Red Bull. It is
Speaker 8: absolutely McLaren's to lose.
Speaker 7: But here we go. Thank you, Martin Brundle. I love
Speaker 7: that it is.
Speaker 5: The McLaren's are the best cars.
Speaker 4: How would you feel if you were the mechanic at all?
Speaker 7: Number one? Four time world champions?
Speaker 8: Like yeah, because they do all the testing coming into
Speaker 8: this first race?
Speaker 4: I know, but don't you just want to act confident?
Speaker 5: He's basically blaming the car his own ability, and.
Speaker 7: Max just very quickly cracked the sads at me because
Speaker 7: I asked the first two questions to his number two,
Speaker 7: Liam Lawson William Wwson the New Zealand.
Speaker 5: He's on the kid, isn't he.
Speaker 4: Why do you do that?
Speaker 7: Just because he was a part of it. I just
Speaker 7: thought I'd give it a go.
Speaker 5: And why did he crack the sads?
Speaker 7: What did he say?
Speaker 5: Excuse me?
Speaker 7: I said? I'll get to you Max in the second
Speaker 7: first year leave.
Speaker 4: Is that because you hadn't done any prep you didn't
Speaker 4: know what my Max?
Speaker 8: This steppends quite intimidating because he's not He doesn't come
Speaker 8: across as the warmest, friendliest guy.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to don Caster. Get Grace.
Speaker 14: Hi, how are you?
Speaker 4: We are good?
Speaker 8: Grace? You ever been to the Grand Prix before?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 10: I haven't.
Speaker 8: Let's try and win you some tickets. All you've got
Speaker 8: to do is your best formula one sound you're ready?
Speaker 9: Go for it?
Speaker 4: Okay, another year, another year, Grace won't be going.
Speaker 7: Grace the worst. But I feel as he had a
Speaker 7: little bit.
Speaker 4: More had Grace.
Speaker 7: The good news is you're winning so far you got
Speaker 7: you got a little bit more on you, just a
Speaker 7: little bit more.
Speaker 10: Again?
Speaker 13: Yes, okay, Oh my gosh, Charlie.
Speaker 7: Was the first. Do you not want to go?
Speaker 6: Take?
Speaker 4: Think?
Speaker 5: Three calls so you will be on the podium, had chance.
Speaker 4: The next two calls and and the ticket to yours ma.
Speaker 8: Max.
Speaker 5: That was very impressive.
Speaker 8: But do you think you can do better?
Speaker 7: I think I can. All right, mad Rex loves Max
Speaker 7: as well. You'll be Max.
Speaker 8: Did you get in trouble at school for trying to
Speaker 8: get through the other day. Did you send me an
Speaker 8: Instagram video I showed you. Look at this kid who
Speaker 8: accept your video?
Speaker 7: A lot of people last night in desperation for a singer.
Speaker 13: I tried to call yesterday and I ended up getting
Speaker 13: at attention in school trying to do it.
Speaker 7: Did you d M Jason?
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, you get that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just looking at it now.
Speaker 5: All right, Max, you get Instagram on You're thirty two team?
Speaker 4: Can you show me out a long again?
Speaker 5: Just after you finish your game of Snake?
Speaker 7: We'll get on good last blow ic Q, Right, go
Speaker 7: for it?
Speaker 5: You ready, ye, dear change, Well done?
Speaker 7: Max. Look it was not Grace, but.
Speaker 8: I think Max might be the front runner.
Speaker 4: All right, Kelly, here we go. You want to take
Speaker 4: your eleven year old son?
Speaker 7: All right, go for it. I like the.
Speaker 4: Can I get that one more time?
Speaker 7: Please?
Speaker 13: I can try.
Speaker 7: He's Max's personalized video big f one fan.
Speaker 10: I actually did end up trying to call you.
Speaker 5: Guys to make a one So send you the same
Speaker 5: video everyone.
Speaker 7: I think I think the video version was better than.
Speaker 8: The live but I think it's a phone situation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is. What Kelly, Kelly something.
Speaker 7: What can we give?
Speaker 5: Give Kelly something? But I think Max?
Speaker 4: Max?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, oh Max? Who's your favorite driver?
Speaker 7: Max? I?
Speaker 5: What do you love about Max?
Speaker 8: Fistappenak.
Speaker 7: He's the best, That's why he's the best.
Speaker 5: Well, he actually is the best. You're right now? He
Speaker 5: said the car was no good.
Speaker 8: I think you're still win the rain.
Speaker 7: He's the best in the rain.
Speaker 5: Good in the rain.
Speaker 4: I love the passion, love the past.
Speaker 7: Can you be our No. One hundred reporter this weekend?
Speaker 7: Do some videos for us? Yeah?
Speaker 10: Good?
Speaker 8: Could we get Maybe we'll talk to Max on Monday
Speaker 8: and get a review of the race.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's good to me, all right, Max.
Speaker 4: Tickets to yours mate, congrats, enjoy, Thank you so no worries, brother,
Speaker 4: It is just gone twenty six To our next guest.
Speaker 7: There's one many of our listeners will know and love.
Speaker 9: He used to host Breakfast here on Nova and now
Speaker 9: he's launching a brand new too show on Child.
Speaker 10: There's a statement called listen hearing you little Punk. Well,
Speaker 10: I'll be out for that as long as the guests
Speaker 10: every week is feelings Cameron.
Speaker 9: Good to see he's using his platform to continue a
Speaker 9: feud with a fifteen year old childs welcome to the show.
Speaker 7: Sad, Hey, good morning, good morning. He deserved it, that kid,
Speaker 7: did he not? Well, what do you reckon?
Speaker 5: That's the kids? A boy swallows World Universe.
Speaker 10: He's a little punk. No, he's great. Felix t hammeron whatever,
Speaker 10: I was close. He's a boy right, swallows Universe. Yes,
Speaker 10: that's the one that I haven't seen. You said it.
Speaker 7: I saw right.
Speaker 10: Apparently it's wonderful. He is very, very very powerful.
Speaker 8: He's very good.
Speaker 4: Hey, Sam, you're becoming out letterman. You do want to
Speaker 4: do it's not.
Speaker 10: Yea, he did it every night. I'm on one once
Speaker 10: a week.
Speaker 5: You don't want to work too hard.
Speaker 4: Though we're not great. We don't get the caliber of
Speaker 4: guests for every night here.
Speaker 10: And that's a very good point, jameson. I want to
Speaker 10: just can I lead with that.
Speaker 5: We were talking about this before.
Speaker 10: We don't tune in, tune in, but don't have high
Speaker 10: expectations of like like there'll be the guests will be
Speaker 10: great and they'll be interesting of it. But it's not
Speaker 10: like the Graham Norton Show right where there's you know,
Speaker 10: four of the biggest names in the world on a
Speaker 10: couch drinking wine. You know, we're in Australia. Sometimes they're
Speaker 10: not here, thank you, Lauren. Sometimes they're not here. So
Speaker 10: and also I think, you know, if you're familiar with
Speaker 10: that format, there's the guests is great, but it's one
Speaker 10: segment out of six. There's other segments there that hopefully
Speaker 10: if you want to, if you there's plenty of comedy,
Speaker 10: there's a monologue, there's all this other stuff. So yes,
Speaker 10: get that out. Let's get that.
Speaker 8: I feel like you're frustrated.
Speaker 5: Have lots of people been saying to you what celebrities
Speaker 5: have it?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 10: No, I thought in terms of guests, what are you
Speaker 10: doing Monday night?
Speaker 7: Seriously, it's way past what.
Speaker 4: Time?
Speaker 10: Is it on the sheet? Jackson? Is it you're drinking
Speaker 10: in a park?
Speaker 14: Is it?
Speaker 7: Is it daunting or like jokes aside.
Speaker 10: It's exciting and then you know it's like, yeah, it's exciting.
Speaker 10: So because your own show and I've always wanted to cool.
Speaker 7: It's cool.
Speaker 10: It's not you know, it's a good nice level of nerves,
Speaker 10: but not like you know, crippling where you can't where
Speaker 10: it's stopping and doing your job. I can't like I
Speaker 10: can't wait.
Speaker 6: But is there a talk show host that you sort
Speaker 6: of or late night hosts that you sort of watched
Speaker 6: through the years more than any other.
Speaker 10: Well, when I was younger, Advisard was on and was
Speaker 10: on but it's funny, bro and they were both great
Speaker 10: and it was awesome. But you know, we haven't had
Speaker 10: row finished in two thousand and nine. Someone, we haven't
Speaker 10: had one for fifteen years.
Speaker 5: I don't get your toothbrush.
Speaker 7: That was.
Speaker 4: So there's that.
Speaker 10: But then I think I started watching when Channel ten
Speaker 10: started playing Letterman late at night, so I was watching that.
Speaker 7: Then we used to have the panel and.
Speaker 8: Alle warn try and do he did it to sit
Speaker 8: on the couch, come and have a chat late night.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm not that. Yeah, you know, guess it was
Speaker 10: one of your favorites.
Speaker 4: No hot dogs up late with hot dogs?
Speaker 8: Was this your idea or did someone come to you
Speaker 8: and say, Pangy, we want you to do an uplate
Speaker 8: show or a nighttime No.
Speaker 10: Channel ten and I were chatting a good relationship with
Speaker 10: them after you know, ten years of having paying attention,
Speaker 10: and they were saying, hey, is there anything else you
Speaker 10: want to do?
Speaker 7: And real estate?
Speaker 10: Yeah, there's a lot of minutes, all right. I know
Speaker 10: that's Channel nine is a powerhouse, but you know, we're
Speaker 10: just a little network, just the you know, an underdog.
Speaker 8: Channel nine just does the Today Show and then Today
Speaker 8: Show and then maths and news. To be honest, I
Speaker 8: love the Channel ten try and do new things. They
Speaker 8: try new shows, They do exciting.
Speaker 10: Shows, so many of them they do just you know,
Speaker 10: Clin one of the.
Speaker 5: Just on all of the Channel nine shows that's an
Speaker 5: maps is.
Speaker 7: Next to him.
Speaker 10: One of the segments that was on the whiteboard during
Speaker 10: the week was another Magic Moment from Today Extra just
Speaker 10: too careful matter. I'm just letting you know, and are you.
Speaker 8: Going to rip into people like Clint when they make
Speaker 8: mistakes on the news and things.
Speaker 10: I'm trying to have more national appeal. No, I love Clint,
Speaker 10: but also I think absolutely that's in place. There's news
Speaker 10: of the week, but also you know, all the stuff
Speaker 10: we don't have him pay attention where I like that
Speaker 10: we it's very adult as in, yeah, guess what, there's
Speaker 10: other shows on, you know, like there's other it's not
Speaker 10: like all just channeled it so I'll be it's much
Speaker 10: you know, like the logis, it's it's an equal opportunity.
Speaker 10: It's United Nations and I have to have guests from
Speaker 10: other networks on that whole network star crap just makes me.
Speaker 4: I never got that the day overseas they wouldn't have
Speaker 4: other you know, like or seven Stars. But overseas it's like,
Speaker 4: you know, Kimmel will have people on that are on
Speaker 4: a different network.
Speaker 7: I love that.
Speaker 10: So yeah, let him and used to be and I
Speaker 10: think he was on CBS. Yeah, you have a guest
Speaker 10: on and at the end of it, say, hey, the
Speaker 10: new show starts on NBC on Sunday nights.
Speaker 4: Again.
Speaker 10: Yeah that we're all adults, we all understand the channels
Speaker 10: and yeah, yeah, channels ten have been but.
Speaker 7: You know, I'm doing that.
Speaker 10: I'll take anything at the moment.
Speaker 8: What's on Monday night? What's happening on? Like, have you
Speaker 8: got have you got someone on? Have you planned the show?
Speaker 13: Yet?
Speaker 4: It's not about the guests.
Speaker 10: The monologue. The monologue will write like this weekend starts
Speaker 10: with the monologue. Okay, so that's good. You know, that's
Speaker 10: fun and I had a good time doing them at
Speaker 10: the LOGI so it's a nice way to start.
Speaker 5: You're funny at the Logies.
Speaker 10: Thanks.
Speaker 8: Don't ever let them take that job. Off you because
Speaker 8: so many other people have butchered it. You're so good
Speaker 8: at it.
Speaker 10: What do you mean take it off me? Have you
Speaker 10: heard something?
Speaker 5: You got the new shown production?
Speaker 10: I thought Channel seven and I had a good I'm
Speaker 10: still on the front, but everything's fine.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 10: The show will be like like I said, there'll be
Speaker 10: a guest and there's lots of segments and a lot
Speaker 10: of my friends dropping in and friends live audience and
Speaker 10: live on the night.
Speaker 5: That a live production.
Speaker 10: Yeah, who knows? It could be an absolute debarcle. But
Speaker 10: then again, I can always get in sixty six. I
Speaker 10: can tell you this. There's a wheel.
Speaker 5: I'm spinning a yeah, right, you've run cleaned over with your.
Speaker 10: I'm going to well, so you have to stick around
Speaker 10: with sex six for the wheelm not opening with the wheel?
Speaker 5: Is there a dump button?
Speaker 7: It's live, live, live, live life TV.
Speaker 10: Well, I was feeling good about it until you're going
Speaker 10: to kill it? And what's it about?
Speaker 7: And I won't be watching whe too late?
Speaker 10: You got a wheel?
Speaker 5: Are there any friends on Monday?
Speaker 8: So haven't got to the bottom of it.
Speaker 4: Who's on?
Speaker 10: Yeah, we don't know.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm trying to get to the wheel and
Speaker 4: the monologue.
Speaker 8: I'm tuning in for the Wheel late, Lauren, listen.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry the monologue should have been the new name.
Speaker 8: How long does it go for?
Speaker 5: An hour?
Speaker 7: Two hours?
Speaker 5: How long doesn't the show go for?
Speaker 10: I don't know a sheet it's supposed to be an hour.
Speaker 5: It just says eight forty ten and ten plays.
Speaker 7: Maybe for an hour?
Speaker 4: And well you just keep going.
Speaker 7: Are they going to tire you?
Speaker 10: I'm going to lock the doors. They're gonna lock myself
Speaker 10: in l just an hour. Just give me an hour
Speaker 10: on Monday and then after that.
Speaker 7: I think we're going to do a wheel on weekend
Speaker 7: today this weekend, just to get in firstday.
Speaker 10: Jill monologue too. I watch then, I'd watch that. I'd
Speaker 10: watch that Mane.
Speaker 4: Sam Pang Monday night, Channel ten. You can see it
Speaker 4: all good on your Pangs guys anytime. Well, good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 4: It is all right. On nine o'clock. You're on the
Speaker 4: air with Jason.
Speaker 7: Lauren.
Speaker 4: Clint's here as well. We're doing it thanks to your
Speaker 4: mates at shell Ready Express. Guys. Gates are opening day
Speaker 4: one of the Formula One.
Speaker 8: Happy Grand Prix weekend for all those who celebrate Now,
Speaker 8: if you don't have tickets to go to Alba Park
Speaker 8: to the Grand.
Speaker 7: Prix walk along Clarendon Stree because you can hear them
Speaker 7: from here.
Speaker 5: I know they're not out today.
Speaker 7: The Formula one supercars?
Speaker 8: Is it supercars today? Everything for someone who will know
Speaker 8: all about it is sound of the F one Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Fan z Owe, Smallsy, good.
Speaker 2: Morning morning guys.
Speaker 5: Are you doing out of bed at this time of
Speaker 5: the morning?
Speaker 7: You know what?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't get out of the bed for early for
Speaker 3: many things, but Formula one, Yes, I.
Speaker 7: Can do that.
Speaker 4: This is what I was going to say. I'm not
Speaker 4: sure who's a bigger Formula one fan you sell for, Lauren,
Speaker 4: because you both.
Speaker 8: I think Smallsy you love it. I mean I'm a
Speaker 8: bit of enough ee, but I think you're a proper
Speaker 8: enough yet.
Speaker 2: No, I absolutely, I absolutely am obsessed and I do
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 7: And yes, go. Do you have merch? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean, of course I do. You can justify
Speaker 3: spending two hundred dollars on a team T shirt?
Speaker 5: It is very expensive.
Speaker 3: Do you know there's a Pirelli hat right that was?
Speaker 3: That's two hundred. It's just a baseball cap, a two hundred.
Speaker 3: You should get one, Jason two hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 3: Jason should get.
Speaker 4: Should do they do fathead size or is it.
Speaker 5: Because it costs five hundred because you need double the fact.
Speaker 4: That's what I thought when they say one size fits all,
Speaker 4: it doesn't.
Speaker 7: I'll give it.
Speaker 5: Who's your team or who's your favorite driver.
Speaker 3: I hate saying this because I was a Team McLaren
Speaker 3: before they were winning, when they were losing.
Speaker 8: I was.
Speaker 3: When they signed Oscar and I don't know, I don't
Speaker 3: want to go too deep in this, but when Oscar
Speaker 3: tweeted years ago saying that I'm not driving for Alpine,
Speaker 3: I don't know why anyone would be. Then I was
Speaker 3: like Team McLaren. And then they won Constructors last year,
Speaker 3: and then everyone who's new to the sport. Because there's
Speaker 3: a crazy stat that fifty percent or something like that
Speaker 3: of all the new fans that people that love F
Speaker 3: one now have come because of drive to survive.
Speaker 8: Which is which is great. I do like that because
Speaker 8: it's made people understand. I think a lot of people
Speaker 8: just thought that car's going around in a circle.
Speaker 3: Well I remember, this is why I love and I
Speaker 3: love being part of it and coming to Melbourne because
Speaker 3: I've come to Melbourne for years for the Grand Prix,
Speaker 3: and it used to take over the city like you
Speaker 3: would remember. But it wasn't like people now there's TikTok
Speaker 3: videos of people stopping Carlos Science as he's doing a
Speaker 3: bike ride around town. Back in the day, drivers would
Speaker 3: be they'd be begging for someone to stop them.
Speaker 7: Small.
Speaker 6: I stopped you last night at Glamor on the Greed
Speaker 6: for a big hello. You looked dashing in your Now,
Speaker 6: what was the dress code there?
Speaker 5: Glamour?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was glamour. It was glamour.
Speaker 7: Where does that sit with you? Because I was very confused?
Speaker 3: Okay, so was I Because one guy very glamorous but
Speaker 3: was wearing no T shirt, just a blazer and pants
Speaker 3: on or just a blazer. I was taken away by
Speaker 3: the six pack. And if I had his abs, I
Speaker 3: wouldn't have worn.
Speaker 7: A T shirt.
Speaker 5: It's pretty happy with his abs. You wouldn't get away.
Speaker 7: With many layers. I was wearing a jumper.
Speaker 8: What's happening down at the fans one, please? Because I've
Speaker 8: heard all the drivers are popping in and out.
Speaker 3: They are all day. There's a whole bunch of like
Speaker 3: food stuff, and there's that. There's a Formula one car here.
Speaker 3: We're going to have tickets. Actually, I think we've got
Speaker 3: some tickets if you want to go today, just like
Speaker 3: jig work and forget about it.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 3: It's one weekend a year, thirteen twenty four ten. I
Speaker 3: think we can give away some GA passes to today.
Speaker 7: Fun.
Speaker 5: How good?
Speaker 8: Well we might set you out there over the weekend.
Speaker 3: Absolutely well in your merch. You just got I bet
Speaker 3: you're Lauren. You've got Paddock, don't you. I bet knowing
Speaker 3: you you were like, be right up there.
Speaker 7: She's a g. Don't believe he's taking You're not going?
Speaker 5: Are you going on Sunday or Saturday?
Speaker 14: I am?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But I do you know how hard Paddick was to
Speaker 2: come by this year?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Very popular Paddick is do you know?
Speaker 7: Do I need to expatting club the Paddick?
Speaker 8: I imagine we're taking we're taking Jason tomorrow for his
Speaker 8: first ron David. We're having a team outing what could
Speaker 8: possibly go wrong?
Speaker 4: Like Liam Wawson, I'm not on the list though I'm
Speaker 4: a plus he is because I really did have to know.
Speaker 5: The feeling mate begging people to get him on the list.
Speaker 4: Any list, any list?
Speaker 7: What's the theme it's not Glamy's glamor those jackets, no shirt.
Speaker 4: Where she lets check it? Hey, Smallsy, have fun down
Speaker 4: there mate. We might check in tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Love it sound it sounds great.
Speaker 4: And just to confirm McLaren when you're getting.
Speaker 2: A tap absolutely right on my tramp stamp area.
Speaker 7: Yeah, lovely, thank you for being.
Speaker 4: We're going to hold him.
Speaker 8: That is it. We are out of here, just quickly.
Speaker 8: To anyone who wants to pop down and see Smallsy
Speaker 8: down at the F one Melbourne Fan Zone. It's down
Speaker 8: the rod Laverna John Cane Arena in the middle.
Speaker 5: Get down there, go check it out. And the where
Speaker 5: that's going to be great as well.
Speaker 8: So even if you don't have tickets to the Grand Prix,
Speaker 8: you can go down there all weekend and watch and
Speaker 8: join in the festivities.
Speaker 4: Have a great day everyone. Aaron Rich is in next.
Speaker 7: We've got to go shopping, Jess, I know me too.
Speaker 7: What do we we all go shopping together?
Speaker 8: We're not wearing matching outfits like you and Juan Lewis.
Speaker 7: No where are we going to go? Caliber.
Speaker 4: I'm a country road because I fit in the medium.
Speaker 4: There no other brand.
Speaker 8: It's good for the ego.
Speaker 4: It really is. Yeah, yeah, I have a great day.
Speaker 4: Yum will say tomorrow bye like you will.
Speaker 1: Be gonna be Jason Lauren, Jason Lauren.
Speaker 5: Wake up feeling good A number one hundred Jason Lauren
Speaker 7: Only go I'm on Socials