Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren start your morning the right way.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren Noel one hundred.
Speaker 4: Well, good morning everybody and working Wednesday.
Speaker 5: Good morning, how are we all?
Speaker 3: We are excellent.
Speaker 5: Have you a beautiful afternoon? Yesterday Melbourne.
Speaker 4: I was in the pool doing laps.
Speaker 5: One bad day and we are back. Baby.
Speaker 3: How many strokes pearl lap in your pool?
Speaker 4: You're about half a stroke before you at the end.
Speaker 4: Tumble turn? Oh you hit the bottom.
Speaker 3: Have you done a tumble turn before?
Speaker 4: Yes, I've done a tumble turn.
Speaker 3: They're quite awkward, aren't they. Sometimes they spit you out sideways.
Speaker 3: Channeler athletics Yes, in Queensland.
Speaker 4: Yes, swimming athletics, swimming complex, big swimming complex of Brisbane.
Speaker 4: At least do the complex. Yeah yeah, like m Sack.
Speaker 6: But Brisbane have the Olympics soon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we better start building up twenty thirty two.
Speaker 3: Babe, there's announcement on their stadium next week.
Speaker 5: Tell you what I heard. The tennis might be coming
Speaker 5: to Melbourne. Yeah, we'll take the tennis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why not in July. It's not the same as
Speaker 3: the December January tournament, is it.
Speaker 4: I feel like a little gap now, not gap footy started,
Speaker 4: but be cool to have a little you know.
Speaker 5: Probably got enough indoor courts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need roofs on all the courts.
Speaker 5: We've got a few any way, two oh thirty.
Speaker 3: Two we need to start building.
Speaker 5: Oh that's miles away.
Speaker 3: I remember Eddy mcgui g.
Speaker 5: I just don't think he did. I think you've made
Speaker 5: that up he did.
Speaker 3: I want Yeah, he wants a roof on the gyep ow.
Speaker 5: Does you know how big it is?
Speaker 3: It's big, isn't it.
Speaker 5: I don't think you can just whack a roof on
Speaker 5: overseas though.
Speaker 3: Does he want a attractable roof as that's even you are?
Speaker 5: What's the stadium bigger than the MCG has a roof?
Speaker 5: He's in the MCG one of the biggest in the world.
Speaker 3: It's a Google job, jays No, no, no, MCG.
Speaker 5: Has the biggest capacity. Every time someone does a stadium
Speaker 5: show there they break the.
Speaker 4: Record for the biggest show stand by jazz. Can you
Speaker 4: just google biggest stadium in the world with the roof?
Speaker 4: Thank you? What about the sphere hold?
Speaker 3: What about the Millennium Dome in London? Millennium Dome?
Speaker 6: How many fit in there?
Speaker 3: The burna bell?
Speaker 5: How many fits in there eighty four, seven hundred, one
Speaker 5: hundred and two.
Speaker 4: Also, I mean you're building the roof these days. You
Speaker 4: haven't it retractable, aren't you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Obviously, how would do you have the fireworks when Katie
Speaker 5: Perry comes out?
Speaker 3: Exactly, we'll be hitting the roof.
Speaker 5: Can't be doing that, that's crazy speak, can't be doing.
Speaker 4: Are gos coming up on the show today?
Speaker 5: What is on the show?
Speaker 4: Well, if you missed him yesterday, the Opposition leader Peter
Speaker 4: Dutton is in the house. You're gonna hear that chat
Speaker 4: coming up in next twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: Was eye opening, it was I had a lot of
Speaker 3: people have a chat to me about this chat.
Speaker 4: So did I. What was the general vibe?
Speaker 3: Very mixed and I think it's a politics illustrative of
Speaker 3: the electric right now. Yeah, it's going to go right
Speaker 3: down to the wire.
Speaker 4: All right, we're going to hear that in the first
Speaker 4: twenty minutes. Also, we're talking Melbourne United after seven o'clock.
Speaker 6: Oh, you turned it out of it, don't you.
Speaker 4: Take it out tonight?
Speaker 3: Yeah? The basketball it's at John Cane Arena.
Speaker 5: So it's Melbourne United the illawarrahor in the ground final.
Speaker 3: It's been a weird series so far, but United lead
Speaker 3: at to to one and if they win tonight, they
Speaker 3: win the championship. Do they get rings like yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 6: My god, they like t versions of the NBA.
Speaker 3: Ye're pretty cool. I think they get gold marks to
Speaker 3: do it cold.
Speaker 4: Revels clients.
Speaker 5: I remember a boy in the boy brought me a
Speaker 5: ring from clients once, as as I.
Speaker 3: Bought my girlfriend of ring from What do you say?
Speaker 3: I'd rather a Tiffany's Where's the blue box?
Speaker 4: What is this?
Speaker 5: That's exactly what I said?
Speaker 4: Lauren new scream Pandora to me?
Speaker 3: Ah arm, doesn't she?
Speaker 4: They're great because you just had a charm every year.
Speaker 4: That's ship.
Speaker 5: That's an easy gift.
Speaker 4: Birthdays and everything.
Speaker 3: See scream charms.
Speaker 4: Hey, let's get into it right across. But it is Jase,
Speaker 4: Lauren and Clint. You are listening to Noble one hundred.
Speaker 4: Good morning here on the air with Jase and Lauren.
Speaker 4: Clint here as well. We're doing it. Thanks so mates
Speaker 4: a shell already exeperesses top twenty two today. Did you forget?
Speaker 4: Did you forget? We have an outing?
Speaker 5: Did you forget we have an outing?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, but he's rattled. I remembered we had an outing.
Speaker 3: We do have an outing, by the way.
Speaker 6: We do have a team outing.
Speaker 3: But I'm rattled that you've both brought your costumes.
Speaker 5: They're just my traditional dress.
Speaker 3: Your outfits my favorite, and I've worn my outfit in So.
Speaker 5: We've got to go to a function after this that
Speaker 5: we have to speak at, and I've rolled in jeans
Speaker 5: and a T shirt. Actually, Jase, you look quite nice
Speaker 5: for you normally. And then we both bought in outfits
Speaker 5: to change into before we go, but Clints turned up
Speaker 5: in his tonal knit.
Speaker 3: I'm ready. I'm ready to go now. Which has thrown
Speaker 3: you both?
Speaker 5: He hasn't thrown me at all, because you often look
Speaker 5: very nice at work, because you sometimes run off to
Speaker 5: the news or you run off to things where I
Speaker 5: just don't trust myself to not spill my coffee on
Speaker 5: myself or something. Yes, so I will change.
Speaker 3: What's a question?
Speaker 4: You look nice. You look like the bloke in the
Speaker 4: Seed catalog like over this.
Speaker 5: It's just it does look a bit.
Speaker 3: So I've got as well. He's work we need to do.
Speaker 5: He's got there's one thing. Tongues got his paints tucked
Speaker 5: into his boot. Are they tucked in at the back
Speaker 5: as well. Give me spin.
Speaker 4: Anybody that tucks their panthers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, one's tucked in at the back of.
Speaker 3: One's not off with their feet.
Speaker 5: Say so he's got brown rms.
Speaker 3: What's the point of owning r ms if you can't
Speaker 3: show off the fact that there are ms?
Speaker 6: That's what they are rms because if you know, you know,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 3: You know, you know, you know, you know.
Speaker 5: So he's got the he's got the camel trouser and
Speaker 5: the olive green knit T shirt.
Speaker 3: So you do look like I'm a working man.
Speaker 5: You look like No, you look like you haven't done
Speaker 5: a hard day's work in your life.
Speaker 4: Do they sell them as a package?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 3: Are they in a it's called a set, the stand
Speaker 3: away collection?
Speaker 5: You look great, but you do look like a look
Speaker 5: like a dad model in a ceo. Doesn't it like
Speaker 5: a hot dad.
Speaker 4: Rocking up at the park for the for the barbecue
Speaker 4: and kids part. I'm probably more scas man dad? Is
Speaker 4: that he said this morning? Before you wrapped? He's like, well, yes,
Speaker 4: at the coffee shop. You know I want the want
Speaker 4: the little tags out to the coffee shop. Knows there
Speaker 4: are rms.
Speaker 6: I remember when j Sport R. M.
Speaker 2: Williams.
Speaker 3: I know it was a big thing.
Speaker 5: You were like walking into restaurants putting your big toe
Speaker 5: in first to be like, notice my RMS.
Speaker 4: But if I put my boot up on this chair.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure if you've noticed. But I'm wearing I M. Williams.
Speaker 5: Could I get a bitter table?
Speaker 4: Place doesn't rain today? Because might have knock off our
Speaker 4: rioms today they might fas on.
Speaker 3: Is something that's even worse than like anxiety around what
Speaker 3: you're wearing is back seat drivers are in my case
Speaker 3: front seat drivers now just very quickly. Last night I
Speaker 3: stayed back at Channel nine because Tony Jones, my colleague
Speaker 3: and friend, asked me in that order if i'd give
Speaker 3: him a list lift to a pub in Richmond because
Speaker 3: it was on my way home.
Speaker 6: No, not if you finished before him.
Speaker 3: He was having a drink. So I'm like, yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I'll give you a list.
Speaker 6: So how long do you have to wait? What time
Speaker 6: could you have left without him?
Speaker 3: Let's say quarter to seven?
Speaker 6: Only fifteen minutes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't still how far was the pub? Well
Speaker 3: round the corner from my house so Richmond? I thought, yeah,
Speaker 3: why not?
Speaker 6: Did he ride his bike again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he did. You are friends his bike?
Speaker 3: He's an electric bike anyway, gets in the car? Oh
Speaker 3: this car? Oh it's so low.
Speaker 6: Oh no, you can't be complaining when someone gives you
Speaker 6: a leave.
Speaker 4: I but imagine TJ trying to get out of the
Speaker 4: Mercedes hatchback.
Speaker 3: Ah, what's going on with the back of the seat.
Speaker 3: It's so hard?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: What do you have for the car? I feel like
Speaker 3: I'm at Albert Park at the Grand Prix. Oh his
Speaker 3: max for stab and driving. What do you have for
Speaker 3: the barrier on the left? Mate?
Speaker 6: How I would have said, are you get out? Get
Speaker 6: out and walk?
Speaker 3: But he can't. They're friends, we can't get out of
Speaker 3: the seat.
Speaker 5: That's did you say to him? Tony, you're a real painting?
Speaker 3: Was a paint in his back? Actually he was a
Speaker 3: love of support that was on.
Speaker 5: Support.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's real, old.
Speaker 4: Man, someone that's probably going to turn into TJ in
Speaker 4: about twenty years. What do you mean turn into up?
Speaker 5: Because we're all friends.
Speaker 4: I can see it would be quite a low car
Speaker 4: for him to get into.
Speaker 5: Well, he's supposed to be quite agile. He's the cyclist
Speaker 5: at the Network Network.
Speaker 6: There is nothing more annoying than a passenger.
Speaker 5: Paul doesn't too, does he?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: When I drive out because I drive out of our lane.
Speaker 5: Wavery morning. I know I know how to drive my
Speaker 5: car down the lane one saying down it's he's like
Speaker 5: on the left left, I'm like, get up, push it.
Speaker 4: Then Yeah, I said, they're binding my tongue because I'm like,
Speaker 4: Lou's going to hit the rooms.
Speaker 5: On the I hit the rooms on my car.
Speaker 4: She hit the rims. Yeah, maybe just back out from
Speaker 4: the guttery a bit. I know how to drive, I know,
Speaker 4: but I can hear.
Speaker 5: Part of the charm. No, anyway, you guys are so perfect,
Speaker 5: great drivers.
Speaker 4: Thank you perfect. Maggie Dent is in after eight o'clock
Speaker 4: this morning.
Speaker 5: I'm not overly familiar with Maggie Dent's work because it's
Speaker 5: it's very much a parenting.
Speaker 4: She's a parenting expert. She refers to herself as a bloke.
Speaker 4: As a bloke, Yeah, but she's she's very good with
Speaker 4: families who have young boys.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So she's going to school you.
Speaker 6: So she's sending you an invoice after the chat.
Speaker 4: I'm hoping just to send her the three kids just
Speaker 4: make it a trade to be honest, what the hell
Speaker 4: is that?
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm watching the Today Show and the ugliest thing
Speaker 5: I've ever seen in my life has just popped up.
Speaker 3: It's New Zealand's Fish of the Year.
Speaker 5: Is that it's disgusting.
Speaker 3: Anything it looks like, it looks like anything, it's anything anything.
Speaker 4: It looks like an albino dolphin who's had a lipid teeth.
Speaker 3: Yeah with favor, Google anything New Zealand.
Speaker 5: Don't google anything.
Speaker 3: Anything New Zealand fish of the Year.
Speaker 5: Google anything, you.
Speaker 4: Know the biggest awards night. I went to New Zealand
Speaker 4: when I lived there. Pie the Year night fantastic. I
Speaker 4: thought it was a pissed I got the invite and
Speaker 4: I know who's going to the High the Year and
Speaker 4: everyone was like, oh every like just senter our durm
Speaker 4: back in the day.
Speaker 3: Would have went, really.
Speaker 6: Clark And that was very Queensland of you.
Speaker 5: She would have went, She would should have gone. She
Speaker 5: would she would have she would have went, She.
Speaker 4: Would have went.
Speaker 3: Can I say draw her attention very quickly? Two weeks?
Speaker 6: But I don't finish your sentence.
Speaker 3: With but it's hot cross bun season.
Speaker 5: I've already started, guys. I did it on the weekend,
Speaker 5: I went and bought the plane. I think it's traditional
Speaker 5: hot cross bunch.
Speaker 3: It should be fifty two weeks of the year. Well
Speaker 3: that's ra They shouldn't shelve them two weeks of the year.
Speaker 3: I think I just take a cross off.
Speaker 5: I think only one month leading up to Eastern we've
Speaker 5: gone a bit early.
Speaker 6: We broke the ice vovo.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I need you haven't had the pink hot
Speaker 3: cross bun really threw me gathering.
Speaker 6: They need to go in the bit.
Speaker 3: Audi is celebrating with the arrival of the giant hot
Speaker 3: cross bun. It weighs almost as much as a soccer
Speaker 3: ball sockerball, five hundred and fifty grams and measures up
Speaker 3: to twenty centimeters in diameter.
Speaker 6: Well it's only one.
Speaker 3: It's a it's a gigantic.
Speaker 6: Is it like a aran chair hot cross bun?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's like a you know what, it's
Speaker 3: like a poor part also hot cross butter part.
Speaker 4: Can I just ask lady in the photo that's holding
Speaker 4: is she wearing Aldi swimmers?
Speaker 3: She is cross because it's a hot cross bun collaboration
Speaker 3: with Budgie smuggler called Bungee smuggler.
Speaker 4: Oh, we've got to get you some lossy. You still
Speaker 4: look great in the Aldi one p.
Speaker 6: I thought you meant you're going to get me one
Speaker 6: of the buns.
Speaker 3: Coming up next.
Speaker 4: So we're talking hot family members.
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Speaker 4: the list. Oh amazing, Thank you so much, no worries. Congrats,
Speaker 4: Tim and Joel could be giving you a call and
Speaker 4: giving you some tickets.
Speaker 5: Great, good luck.
Speaker 4: This isn't an inside job.
Speaker 5: Is this your sister?
Speaker 4: It's not my urban.
Speaker 5: Good morning?
Speaker 9: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4: Hello, you're on the list.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much, good luck.
Speaker 6: Do you know Jason's sister is also called Leticia.
Speaker 9: I have heard that it's such an uncommon name.
Speaker 4: What's your siblings names?
Speaker 10: I don't have any siblings.
Speaker 3: I'm an only.
Speaker 11: Child child name Michelle Raylan Laticia and then really Jason, Jason.
Speaker 5: Jon He's a real Jason, which is chasing Jason.
Speaker 4: My name iss to go, I get on the school
Speaker 4: bus and everyone to be impersonating your name.
Speaker 3: Can we talk about the white lotus I've got.
Speaker 5: I watched the first episode there it is.
Speaker 3: It's a new thing. So did they change the theme
Speaker 3: a little bit?
Speaker 5: Yea, yeah they did. So I watched the first episode.
Speaker 5: I was so enraged that you couldn't binge it that
Speaker 5: I didn't go back. But now when I've got some time,
Speaker 5: I'll sit down.
Speaker 3: And watch a bunch in an episode.
Speaker 5: Two seasons, it's an island trying to kill me is
Speaker 5: likes island with an edge?
Speaker 3: Yeah, different spot.
Speaker 5: One seasons in Sicily. This one is in Thailand. The
Speaker 5: other season is in Greece.
Speaker 3: Grace, Okay, it's cool. Well, an episode is aired which
Speaker 3: has taken quite a few people's breath away. No really,
Speaker 3: it evolves Patrick Schwartzger.
Speaker 5: He has some interesting scenes in the first episode. He
Speaker 5: has quite powerful See.
Speaker 3: He's a handsome fella.
Speaker 4: Is that arm skipped?
Speaker 3: Yeah Schwarzenegger Patrick. What's happened is in this episode? Now
Speaker 3: I don't want to give too much away, but basically
Speaker 3: he and his on screen brother were coming home from
Speaker 3: the full moon party, which.
Speaker 5: Can be quite you've.
Speaker 3: Been to one?
Speaker 5: Never, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4: I've been to. I've taken on the skipping rope by
Speaker 4: skipping rope, and I've done the fire breathing.
Speaker 6: Honestly, it's a death trap.
Speaker 4: It really is.
Speaker 3: I did. Yeah, I had some fun.
Speaker 4: Anyway, So there's a little stand away running around.
Speaker 3: Well that's what I'm worry Let's just say luck of
Speaker 3: the Irish.
Speaker 5: Throw it down Patrick's day yesterday would have been a
Speaker 5: good day to meet your baby Clinton.
Speaker 4: Let's do that as like an on air arc. We're
Speaker 4: going to find mini stand away.
Speaker 3: So after dancing in the streets during the full moon party,
Speaker 3: Patrick and his on screen brother toddle off home with
Speaker 3: a couple of sisters.
Speaker 5: Right now, it happened to you?
Speaker 3: Is this right?
Speaker 4: I hope I've got this right.
Speaker 5: Is that what happened to you?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: They start a Irish producer. That's not your son, is it?
Speaker 6: Look at it looks like Billy Madison.
Speaker 4: Good morning to your dad.
Speaker 6: Stop guys, I don't like this conversation.
Speaker 3: Good morning daddy, daddy. Yes, it's just dad to you.
Speaker 5: Okay. Anyway, the two brothers go and pick up two sisters.
Speaker 5: I know you're saying you don't want to give too
Speaker 5: much away, but it actually sounds like giving a lot.
Speaker 3: Do you want to give more away? The girls urge
Speaker 3: the brothers to kiss, and the brothers do it because
Speaker 3: they want a little bit of action. And it's enraged.
Speaker 5: People because because the brothers brothers shouldn't be brothers brothers.
Speaker 5: Although you know what, people wouldn't be outrage if a
Speaker 5: sister's kissing.
Speaker 3: No, they wouldn't be.
Speaker 5: Now we're talking, Jason, what is it with now?
Speaker 3: Just quickly now Perry and watch NANDOS has watched this episode? Perry,
Speaker 3: what were your thoughts? I thought it was pretty tame,
Speaker 3: to be honest, like it was in the context of it,
Speaker 3: it was it was. It was fine.
Speaker 4: A lot of siblings the show.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't approve it in real life, but
Speaker 3: for TV it's fine.
Speaker 4: There's a guy said a lot of siblings past.
Speaker 3: I thought it was pretty Perry.
Speaker 5: It was pretty tame. I don't know. You can't be
Speaker 5: passing your brother.
Speaker 4: No, can I ask your controversial question?
Speaker 3: Go for it?
Speaker 6: I haven't no, have I kissed my brother?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no no, and not just your immediate family,
Speaker 4: but like you know, Paul's as well. Let think family tree,
Speaker 4: think family tree, broad family.
Speaker 3: Do you guys have a hot family member? Oh, it
Speaker 3: sounds like you do.
Speaker 5: No, I've got a gorgeous little cousin, Maya. She's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Can you give us a lot?
Speaker 5: Maya?
Speaker 6: You know Maya, My little cousin, Maya, she's stunning.
Speaker 4: Do you mean like like you go, I can appreciate
Speaker 4: that is a good.
Speaker 6: Looking of the opposite sex.
Speaker 4: You had a good looking family maner, no offense to.
Speaker 5: All the boys in my family, but absolutely not hot cousins.
Speaker 4: You're sitting on sitting like you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: What thirteen twenty fourteen, Yeah.
Speaker 3: MEAs Yes, she had, do you Jason?
Speaker 4: No, the Hawks were a pretty rough crowd.
Speaker 5: About the in laws. Louse family. No, you can't say
Speaker 5: you got hot in laws. That's even weirder.
Speaker 4: I was like, it's more acceptable than the spicy little
Speaker 4: Portuguese sister in law.
Speaker 5: I bet her. She's gorgeous. Yeah, she's hot.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? Do you have
Speaker 4: a hot family member?
Speaker 6: Kissing cousins?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, you haven't done anything with them. Yeah,
Speaker 4: calm down, just you know, you can appreciate.
Speaker 3: Let's you remember that these White Lotus kids are on
Speaker 3: screen brothers. They're not brother brothers.
Speaker 4: Oh great, we can sleep brother's brother.
Speaker 3: Or what's up brother?
Speaker 5: Oh you didn't know that one either. No, I don't
Speaker 5: have I'm not attracted to any members.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty No in return, I got two hundred dollars
Speaker 4: Crispy Kream bouchers.
Speaker 5: I think even if your brother's the best looking person
Speaker 5: on planet Earth, you find them repulsive.
Speaker 4: Don't you. Oh, your brother's a good looking.
Speaker 5: Rooster mine, No it's not.
Speaker 3: Yeah rooster, isn't he no good looking? Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, he's oh sharp? You see him in that nice jetard,
Speaker 4: good jaw line.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would not been there.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four number, do you have a hot family member?
Speaker 4: We're talking to hot family members.
Speaker 3: It's all off the back of White Lotus, which the
Speaker 3: latest episode features Patrick Schwatz and and Agger. I don't
Speaker 3: say that. Probably do a Schwartz and Nagger. And he's
Speaker 3: on screen brother having a and I've just looked at it.
Speaker 3: It's a passionate kiss.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to the phone. Thirteen twenty four
Speaker 4: to ten did join us on the air. The question
Speaker 4: is do you have a hot family member, Simon?
Speaker 3: Good morning crew, are we Who is it?
Speaker 4: Simon?
Speaker 8: Well, you guys may know a young lady by the
Speaker 8: name of el McPherson.
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, is your cousin.
Speaker 8: She's my fifth cousin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she's my fifth cousin.
Speaker 5: To you could almost be kissing cousins if you're that remo.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, ye, no, I'm good.
Speaker 8: The fact that she's family just kills.
Speaker 5: It to true. No, that's that's differently.
Speaker 3: I'm still you can still put a place for Simon.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're allowed to say my cousin's hot when your
Speaker 5: cousins are on the person.
Speaker 4: I used to trade off Jennifer Hawkins because same last
Speaker 4: night your sister, and.
Speaker 6: Everyone knew she was my sister. Different jas different.
Speaker 4: So your parents adopt you after Jennifer came on.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you definitely don't look like brother and sister.
Speaker 3: Maybe third cost miss universe.
Speaker 4: Holly, this is much. I love this, Holy, I do.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 10: I don't think he's hot, but my friends do because
Speaker 10: three of them are slept with my brother.
Speaker 5: Sorry, three of their friends have slept with her brother.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awkward, probably a.
Speaker 5: Bit of a rooster, though, Holly, my friends are all.
Speaker 12: Banned from my like a male version of me.
Speaker 5: So I mean, are you gorgeous?
Speaker 12: I don't think so, but my friends.
Speaker 3: Make Can you describe your brother? What does he look like?
Speaker 12: Oh god, I don't know. Tall, skinny, he's got a
Speaker 12: big nose.
Speaker 10: I have a big nose too. I don't know why people.
Speaker 5: They That's that's sisterly love right there.
Speaker 4: So you do you firmly believe none of your friends
Speaker 4: ever hooked up with your brother?
Speaker 5: Bow me. Yeah, I don't think they did. His mates,
Speaker 5: on the other hand, but none of them are allowed
Speaker 5: to hook up with the other. But he's friends, yeah,
Speaker 5: once or twice?
Speaker 4: Does he know?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it cause huge family walk. Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: Of course I've rubbed it right in his face. He
Speaker 5: did it in reverse, he would have been kicked out
Speaker 5: of the family.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Rebecca from Doncaster Morning.
Speaker 3: Beck.
Speaker 4: We're talking hot family members.
Speaker 12: Hey, how are you good?
Speaker 6: Have you got a hot family member?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 5: His name's Toby, Toby Minor who works in the mind.
Speaker 4: What do you like about him?
Speaker 8: He's just hot with him?
Speaker 4: Okay, we buried the leader. Oh god, sorry.
Speaker 8: And my sister slept with the brother.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, are they direct cousin? Hot? Are they first cousins?
Speaker 5: We have a bit to unpack, Yes, the first cousins.
Speaker 4: Hang on, hang on, you've slept with your hot cousin yep,
Speaker 4: and his brother.
Speaker 6: Slept with your sister yep. Okay, how you can be
Speaker 6: doing that?
Speaker 4: That was Christmas afterwards.
Speaker 8: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 5: And we still get together at family occasions and reunions.
Speaker 3: When you say get together, what do you what do
Speaker 3: you mean? Do you meet in great.
Speaker 8: Or yeah, we just have a family reunion.
Speaker 10: We have a laugh about it, and that's it.
Speaker 4: Everyone knows.
Speaker 3: Was it once soft or have you gone back again
Speaker 3: once off? What was the setting?
Speaker 4: How did that happen? Did you guys meet when you
Speaker 4: were out and not realize that your cousin was at Easter?
Speaker 4: And the event was streng.
Speaker 12: We went to a family function it was his family's
Speaker 12: parents aniversary, and then we went to a funeral a
Speaker 12: week later, and then it just happened.
Speaker 5: At the funeral.
Speaker 3: And what do you.
Speaker 5: Funeral?
Speaker 3: What do your parents think about this?
Speaker 8: My mother doesn't know my dad's passway?
Speaker 3: Wow, what do you think?
Speaker 8: Is this?
Speaker 5: What's happening?
Speaker 4: Have you and your sister thought about swapping?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's disgusting discussing, Sorry, discussed, that's got a bral
Speaker 3: coupas yeer right.
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Speaker 3: Chris Golding joins us from Melbourne United. They've got a
Speaker 3: huge match tonight against the Illawarra Hawks. CG forty three.
Speaker 3: How are we going?
Speaker 8: Good morning, Hey guys. I'm gone really well, looking forward
Speaker 8: to it.
Speaker 4: Mate. I don't want to jinx this, but United are
Speaker 4: looking very good. Dare I say we have this in
Speaker 4: the back?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, look, I wouldn't. I wouldn't go that far.
Speaker 8: Ilawara the Hawks, they've been on top of the ladder
Speaker 8: all year. They picked this at the post last time
Speaker 8: we played in Melbourne, so we'll be hoping for another
Speaker 8: sell our crowd. The crowd was absolutely rocking last time
Speaker 8: and hopefully we can change the result this time and celebrate.
Speaker 4: A championship that was weird actually because yeah, Illawarra won here,
Speaker 4: but you guys won on their home turf, where normally
Speaker 4: it's the other way around.
Speaker 3: They want twice this series on their turf.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we put well, everyone puts so much emphasis on
Speaker 8: home court advantage, but in the Grand finals the last
Speaker 8: two years it's been six straight away wins, so that's
Speaker 8: something that we are very much ready to change. Of course,
Speaker 8: we were on the the bad end of a few
Speaker 8: of those last year, so we're ready for ten thousand
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Speaker 5: Celebrate with us, I was going to say, Chris, what
Speaker 5: about how big the NBL is at the moment. I
Speaker 5: remember in the nineties, I used to go and watch
Speaker 5: your Tiger. It was huge. Would go to our family,
Speaker 5: all my friends would go. I feel like went through
Speaker 5: a bit of a lull, and now you're back. NBL
Speaker 5: is massive, it's sold out crowds. Are you guys loving it?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a really great time for the NBL and basketball.
Speaker 8: There's been a massive boom in our country and worldwide
Speaker 8: with basketball, and the people at NBL HQ have done
Speaker 8: a great job of riding that wave and putting out
Speaker 8: a product that is really enticing to families and kids
Speaker 8: with such a family friendly product. So yeah, we love
Speaker 8: being able to go at our home court sold out
Speaker 8: and just feel the energy from our fans, old, young, everything.
Speaker 8: It's it's a great time to be playing basketball.
Speaker 3: I got one issue, Chris, because you're always court side
Speaker 3: in the court.
Speaker 4: I'm a few raced back, Chris, I'm not stand away
Speaker 4: in the celebrity.
Speaker 8: Yes, standards is like Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 5: Standards is in the bar near a bar.
Speaker 4: Chris is one thing that sort of just gets to
Speaker 4: me and I wonder how you deal with it. When
Speaker 4: you're on the court, how do you feel about the clapper?
Speaker 3: Plapper?
Speaker 8: Well, at the moment, my my ten month old son
Speaker 8: gets one in each hand about six am in the morning,
Speaker 8: So mixed reviews on the clapper where the oppositions at
Speaker 8: the free throw line. We absolutely love it. But you know,
Speaker 8: another great initiative by the club. You know, lots of
Speaker 8: stuff for the kids to get involved in, and the
Speaker 8: clapper is one of them.
Speaker 5: Hy Chris. Now Jason is saying, oh, wearing for it.
Speaker 5: We're g He thinks he's a number one fan, right,
Speaker 5: But what I've.
Speaker 8: Seen him at Southeast Melbourne tickets up and.
Speaker 5: What do you have for supporters like jas who leave
Speaker 5: with fifteen minutes to go to be? He does it
Speaker 5: all the time. The other night he went and I said,
Speaker 5: how amazing was the end? And he said, oh no,
Speaker 5: I left.
Speaker 3: To be.
Speaker 5: To say to pathetic supporters like Jase, I've.
Speaker 8: Got nothing for him. But I think I think tonight
Speaker 8: you're going to want to stay to the end. So
Speaker 8: hopefully it's going to be a big party. We know
Speaker 8: there's a lot of work to do before then, a
Speaker 8: really formidable team we're coming up against, but the chance
Speaker 8: to win a championship on your home for is something
Speaker 8: really special and something we want to grab.
Speaker 3: Hey, Jase, do you want to tell Chris about your
Speaker 3: coaching exports because you're a basketball coach, Jason, you coached
Speaker 3: the Raptors Pythons.
Speaker 4: Up, Chris, I coached under eights. I retired after we
Speaker 4: got the Grand Final. In fact, actually, Felix my Son
Speaker 4: gets coached by your CFO Vince. I'm not sure Vince
Speaker 4: wants to retire next season and you want to take
Speaker 4: up the whistle, Chris, But yeah, I am a retired
Speaker 4: I'm a retired coach.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we'll see how tonight goes and if I need
Speaker 8: to look into.
Speaker 3: That, I'm planning of retirement. Sorry, let's just yeah.
Speaker 5: Chase also was that the goalscorer once and he got
Speaker 5: formal complaints from the other team because he wasn't adding
Speaker 5: it up.
Speaker 3: Probably, Hey CJ. We love watching on the court. I
Speaker 3: love seeing all the kids with the CG forty three
Speaker 3: singlets on. We wish you all the very best against
Speaker 3: Delaware tonight. Bring it home for Melbourne Son.
Speaker 8: Good luck, appreciate you guys, great.
Speaker 4: To chat, Try to do a good date.
Speaker 5: What have you're done? Because there's nothing worse when you
Speaker 5: actually do try and help someone.
Speaker 3: Thank you and a backfights.
Speaker 4: So this was at the kids basketball the other week
Speaker 4: the Raptors. My mates scalpers. We were scalpers, but it
Speaker 4: wasn't politically correct, so we into the vampires.
Speaker 3: Vampires.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, my mate Sleepy Sadesh. The guy alls asleep
Speaker 4: standing up.
Speaker 5: He gets a lot of air times.
Speaker 4: Catching up with him lately.
Speaker 3: That's why.
Speaker 4: So he's not getting airtime after this though. Let me
Speaker 4: tell you so he mentioned he was having to sleep
Speaker 4: at the basket. No, no, he mentioned he was going
Speaker 4: to take the family to come buy a world. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: after the basketball.
Speaker 6: What day of the week?
Speaker 4: So this was training and he said he was going
Speaker 4: to do it.
Speaker 5: On the Saturday, right the weekend job.
Speaker 4: I didn't say anything, but I thought, we love gon By.
Speaker 4: Well we did the show there last week exactly, We've
Speaker 4: got good context.
Speaker 6: Did he say because he wanted free tickets?
Speaker 4: Absolutely not.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: I even asked what are you doing for the weekend.
Speaker 6: So he was just like, I'm going to gun By.
Speaker 4: So pulled a few strings and when I.
Speaker 5: Rocked up, so he did get tickets.
Speaker 4: When I rocked up basketball on the Saturday. I walked
Speaker 4: over and went, your family passed to go.
Speaker 3: That's nice.
Speaker 5: When you had the conversation because she's wake up, wake up,
Speaker 5: so everybody's wiggling.
Speaker 4: And he's lovely. He was like, thanks so much, mate,
Speaker 4: that's really nice. I got a phone call half an
Speaker 4: hour later when he got home and he says, my
Speaker 4: wife's already purchased the tickets online.
Speaker 6: Oh, give them to another family.
Speaker 3: Can't the wife get a refund?
Speaker 4: No, it couldn't get a refund. And he goes, look
Speaker 4: the past you've given me is valid for like six months.
Speaker 4: He gives it another Well, he said, you know how
Speaker 4: the school at the moment are doing this charity drive
Speaker 4: because they're up everyone at the moment. Can you provide
Speaker 4: anything for the auction?
Speaker 6: We're trying to r give them some Jason Lauren water bottles.
Speaker 8: Was it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll give them something and sidesh goes, I might
Speaker 4: just throw it in that, and I said, yeah, go
Speaker 4: for it, mate, throw it in that. So then I
Speaker 4: go to school pick up yesterday, No get the head
Speaker 4: of the p and c oh is that the parents club?
Speaker 4: The parents pretty much?
Speaker 6: The parents and culture? Is that like eight h half of.
Speaker 4: School yes, pretty much. Jace, we haven't heard from you
Speaker 4: with what you cande for the school get wait for
Speaker 4: it to just sdesh. Yesterday gave us a family past
Speaker 4: to come by. Will I think we'll get good money
Speaker 4: for it. Is there anything you can get from the radio.
Speaker 5: No, no, no no no no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 5: You throw under the bus and say no no, that
Speaker 5: was from me.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to get into ad your dog.
Speaker 5: Put your hand up and say do you need to
Speaker 5: say that's from Jason? You need to donate something else?
Speaker 5: Actually on behalf of the Jason, we would like to
Speaker 5: donate Jace's time to take the kids to gum By.
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
Speaker 5: We'll get another family pass and Jason will take your
Speaker 5: kids for the afternoon function. Again, it's the it's the schools.
Speaker 3: The charity charity drive. You should host it. Actually you
Speaker 3: could host it, yes, and your time. You're going to
Speaker 3: donate your time?
Speaker 6: Or you could throw a pool party at your house?
Speaker 3: Come up, yes, your chance.
Speaker 5: I don't know what you're talking about. Things backfiring. Remember
Speaker 5: when the Simpsons had everyone in the street over because
Speaker 5: they were rich enough.
Speaker 6: To have a pool hot day? The whole school can
Speaker 6: go to Jason.
Speaker 3: It's thirty two degrees today and.
Speaker 5: He's got the slushy machine today, doesn't Why don't you
Speaker 5: do a slushy store and the money from the slushy
Speaker 5: store will go to the.
Speaker 4: School fundraise because the church needs the money they do.
Speaker 3: It's right on.
Speaker 6: Are you're going on that father and son camping trip?
Speaker 4: Well, we are out of time. Have you seen the
Speaker 4: mascot for the new Tazzy AFL team.
Speaker 3: I'm it's Devil.
Speaker 6: Is it a Tasmanian?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like the full mascot outfit that they're going to wear.
Speaker 6: It's the Warner Brothers Tasmania.
Speaker 4: It's like Warner Brothers with an edge. Looks looks me?
Speaker 3: Does it?
Speaker 5: It looks pretty Goodazzy Devil's a savvy and they get Lockjawn.
Speaker 5: I made a baby Tasmanian Devil and I got to
Speaker 5: hold it and it bit my finger and it would
Speaker 5: not like.
Speaker 4: It would not beat your finger.
Speaker 2: So the.
Speaker 5: Finger Charlie that.
Speaker 6: Remember that Charlie.
Speaker 5: Bit my finger? Gen zt she was probably Charlie's age,
Speaker 5: remember gen Z Do you remember Charlie bit my finger out?
Speaker 4: Charlie?
Speaker 3: No, okay, I thought they were facing extinction the old
Speaker 3: devil they are.
Speaker 6: I was at a conservation place.
Speaker 4: Distinction.
Speaker 5: It was up in New South Wales somewhere, and it
Speaker 5: was like territory that most resembles the terrain in Tasmania.
Speaker 3: Right because the tiger Tasmanian tigers.
Speaker 5: That's rip that's gone, gone, gone gone.
Speaker 3: You know what I love? I love a black cat signing?
Speaker 5: Don't I saw one yesterday? It ran in from four
Speaker 5: times like a like a pussy cat neighborhood, isn't it
Speaker 5: bad luck?
Speaker 4: I still haven't seen any foxes around Melbourne.
Speaker 3: I see them all the time. Have you seen a
Speaker 3: black cat? No?
Speaker 5: Like a panther?
Speaker 3: Like a panther?
Speaker 6: Someone's with a lot yesterday, guys.
Speaker 3: I love those people that are like here, look at
Speaker 3: the vision.
Speaker 6: The lotless monster.
Speaker 4: Would I clearly know the difference between a fox and
Speaker 4: a dog?
Speaker 6: Yeah, because you think it was a big cat.
Speaker 5: I reckon they're more cat like.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the video you probably haven't of the
Speaker 3: couple that hand raised a fox. They rescued a fox.
Speaker 4: Who is.
Speaker 3: A fox, and they hand raised it and then the
Speaker 3: fox is just frolicking around in the and then they
Speaker 3: released it in the wild.
Speaker 5: Foxes are quite nice brought all.
Speaker 3: The other Foxes back to say, thank you. Shut up,
Speaker 3: I'm going to get it in the ad break.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna watch.
Speaker 4: We've got an ad coming up.
Speaker 5: What are we doing?
Speaker 4: Let's play ad so we can watch the Fox.
Speaker 3: So beautiful to bring it teardle glass eye.
Speaker 5: Now, don't go and listen to the Fox. I stay
Speaker 5: with us. It sounds like a commercial for.
Speaker 4: Our friends, the experts with you.
Speaker 8: Send Lauren your vessel specialists who specialize in very special things.
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Adam from Safe Will and I am a
Speaker 2: will expert.
Speaker 13: Let's hear from the expert.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 13: Hey, guys, go to be here.
Speaker 5: Good morning. Okay, we're talking wills. Now, this can be
Speaker 5: a bit of a taboo topic. It's something people don't
Speaker 5: like talking about because it seems scary.
Speaker 3: It's a bit delicate.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a funny thing. Like I know when I
Speaker 5: talk to my parents about this. My mum has said
Speaker 5: to me before. Every time my mum goes on holidays,
Speaker 5: she calls me before she goes away and she says,
Speaker 5: now you know where I've got the will?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 5: And I'm like, I don't want to talk about it. Yes,
Speaker 5: I don't want to talk about it, but it's important
Speaker 5: that we all talk about it and look into it,
Speaker 5: isn't it, Adam?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: It's one of those things where the last time where
Speaker 2: you want a surprise is when the will is actually surfaced.
Speaker 2: And so the more that you can talk about it,
Speaker 2: the better that it is for everyone.
Speaker 4: Because Lu and I have been discussing it lightly because
Speaker 4: this is terrible. We've got three kids, we don't have
Speaker 4: a will.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you need to get a will, mate, Yeah, your
Speaker 5: own multiple properties.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine dividing up that empire?
Speaker 4: I know gets the boats.
Speaker 6: For joke, gets the ninja slushy mates.
Speaker 4: Tiny?
Speaker 6: In all seriousness, though, Adam, who should.
Speaker 2: Have a will? In reality, everyone should have a will.
Speaker 2: It is particularly important for parents, people with kids, people
Speaker 2: with big ass at whole things.
Speaker 3: So how old do you actually have to be to
Speaker 3: do a will?
Speaker 13: Really, it's as soon as you become an adult, right.
Speaker 5: Wow, exactly, But you say it's very important when you've
Speaker 5: got kids.
Speaker 6: You don't put your kids in the will.
Speaker 4: Like who's going to get them?
Speaker 3: Yeahs?
Speaker 13: Who looks after them?
Speaker 5: So that isn't that is part of a will?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, Because you're jokes aside, you.
Speaker 5: Might grow up, Jason.
Speaker 4: I know, Lou and I was saying this because at
Speaker 4: the moment, I honestly don't know who the family would
Speaker 4: think we want them to go to.
Speaker 5: But does that sometimes end in I can imagine huge
Speaker 5: family adults?
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, which is why it's much better to make
Speaker 2: the decisions up front and not haven't made when you
Speaker 2: know that's wild.
Speaker 6: I always thought it was just financial and physical assets.
Speaker 4: So almost to scare people into doing this, Let's use
Speaker 4: my situation. If lu and I died tomorrow and we
Speaker 4: hadn't done a will, where do.
Speaker 3: The kids go?
Speaker 13: The court would need to decide who would be most appropriate.
Speaker 5: Someone that's never met you doesn't know exactly.
Speaker 3: So straw Pole, you haven't got a will? Just yep, Lauren,
Speaker 3: obviously Adam's got a will. I do, yes, And I've
Speaker 3: got one as well.
Speaker 2: Do you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got one. Who gets your drink cards? I
Speaker 3: think they're golden tickets they are now. I got one
Speaker 3: before I went overseas to live overseas. I've got like
Speaker 3: a medical power attorney done and a will done?
Speaker 4: And is that all?
Speaker 8: Just?
Speaker 3: You just made a kind of siphon all my assets
Speaker 3: to mom and dad.
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Right, But how often if you do have a will,
Speaker 6: should you update it?
Speaker 5: Because if you did that when you moved into seas,
Speaker 5: since then you've purchased a house, like your circumstances have changed.
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: So anytime that there are major circumstances changes, marriage, divorce, kids,
Speaker 2: if you acquire major assets, is a good time to
Speaker 2: do it?
Speaker 5: And how much do you put in your will? Like
Speaker 5: obviously children are a big one assets, but do people
Speaker 5: get down to the nitty gritty like who gets the car,
Speaker 5: who gets the individual pieces of jewelry or family heirlooms.
Speaker 6: Seriously, though, you've.
Speaker 2: Got some people who want to do the quick and
Speaker 2: dirty will, which is just you know, where does my
Speaker 2: stuff go, who looks after the kids, who's my executive?
Speaker 2: And then some people want to really take their time
Speaker 2: get super detailed and specific about individual assets, notes, funeral requests,
Speaker 2: a bit of everything, and does it.
Speaker 6: Cost more depending on how much stuff you want to
Speaker 6: have in it?
Speaker 13: None at all.
Speaker 2: So we're on a platform called Safe Will, which is
Speaker 2: now the leading will writing platform in the country. Will
Speaker 2: about one in three wills in the country, and it
Speaker 2: can take as little as fifteen minutes, which is just
Speaker 2: you know the basics of what you want to do,
Speaker 2: so do it.
Speaker 5: You don't have to go in and sit down in
Speaker 5: front of someone and itemize everything.
Speaker 13: None at all.
Speaker 3: I'm doing this, are you really? I'm doing it?
Speaker 4: To do it?
Speaker 5: Don't do it after a couple of ve or I'm
Speaker 5: going to get I.
Speaker 3: Don't want.
Speaker 5: Definitely, But this is the thing, right you say you're
Speaker 5: going to do it after a couple of venos. But
Speaker 5: you hear these fights right with people Will saying, oh,
Speaker 5: he wasn't.
Speaker 6: In clear mind when he did that.
Speaker 5: That's real stuff that causes drama in Wills.
Speaker 2: Right, stuff can't happen. It's probably a little bit over dramatized.
Speaker 2: You say more about it in Hollywood than life. But
Speaker 2: you know, if we were looking at doing it over
Speaker 2: a couple of venos, that's probably okay.
Speaker 3: Right right now, if I.
Speaker 5: Get stuck with these kids, I can't say play the tapes.
Speaker 5: He said he had a few ones. He didn't mean it.
Speaker 13: No, we'll talk after, we'll figure out damn it.
Speaker 4: It's going to be a long it's been a long
Speaker 4: play gag and I'll have to be dead. I won't
Speaker 4: be able to see it. But God will be great.
Speaker 5: I've seen a friendo through this whose parents passed away
Speaker 5: and didn't leave anything to one bunch of the kids,
Speaker 5: and you would think that's it, that's what dad wanted.
Speaker 5: But instead they can challenge it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. The point of a will, well, it
Speaker 2: will is the starting point. So it's better to have
Speaker 2: something in place. If you want to challenge it, you
Speaker 2: have to prove that either you were entitled to it,
Speaker 2: the person wasn't a sound mind, whatever ground you're can
Speaker 2: testing it on. But if there is no contest the will,
Speaker 2: the will should stand.
Speaker 3: So is there an actual will reading? Do they go
Speaker 3: the Last Will and Testament of Clint Lucas Stanaway? Like
Speaker 3: the Mercedes A thirty five that goes to Jace. You've
Speaker 3: always wanted a sports car. I'm not going to fit
Speaker 3: in that, Larreen the big ear you do you actually
Speaker 3: do that?
Speaker 2: No, it's not often that traumatic. Often what happens is
Speaker 2: someone will find the will, go through it as a
Speaker 2: family and you know, figure out how they're going to
Speaker 2: divide the stuff.
Speaker 13: That it would be great if it was that traumatic.
Speaker 5: What some of the strangest stuff you see because you
Speaker 5: hear people who die and they leave hundreds of millions
Speaker 5: to the Lost Dogs Home or to random things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've seen a lot, so we've written hundreds of
Speaker 2: thousands of wills. We had one user leave twenty five
Speaker 2: grand to their cat to make sure that the cat
Speaker 2: mantained the high quality of.
Speaker 4: Living which was.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 2: We saw one one bloke leave ten grand to his
Speaker 2: friends for flights to Vegas and another ten grand specifically
Speaker 2: to put.
Speaker 13: On black Never we never heard how that ended up.
Speaker 13: It was super interested.
Speaker 4: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: My favorite one was someone requested that they that their
Speaker 2: ashes get put into a firework so that they could
Speaker 2: go out with a bang and side.
Speaker 6: Put that stuff in a will.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, you can specify funeral wishes gifts.
Speaker 4: Wow, I can really screw you over and leave some
Speaker 4: specific things that you to do on the show what
Speaker 4: they've orders.
Speaker 5: No, that's not appropriate.
Speaker 4: So if we're like, I don't know out at dinner, okay,
Speaker 4: go with me here right, and something happens to me,
Speaker 4: I'm now bleeding at the table. I look like I'm
Speaker 4: about to die. Can I scribble down on the napkin?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and sign it and sign it.
Speaker 4: That's a wheel asking the expert. Come on, would that?
Speaker 2: Because the look without giving legal advice, if you can
Speaker 2: prove that you're in sound mind as you're doing it,
Speaker 2: then perhaps yeah. Well if it gets properly executed and
Speaker 2: witnessed at the table, then we might.
Speaker 3: Be your witness. Ja can you so? Okay? So, in
Speaker 3: terms of a checklist, what do people need to complete
Speaker 3: a will?
Speaker 13: Great question? So the basics.
Speaker 2: If you've got kids, who are going to look after
Speaker 2: your kids?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 2: Who will act as executor of your estate? So that's
Speaker 2: the person who steps in to do all of the
Speaker 2: work to administer your estate once you pass away. And
Speaker 2: the last thing that you want to consider is how
Speaker 2: your state will get divided. Beyond that, if you've got
Speaker 2: pets and you want to leave ped instructions, if you've
Speaker 2: got funeral wishes, if you've got specific gifts, you can
Speaker 2: go down that level of detail.
Speaker 6: And then what do you need to do it on safe?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 5: Do you need your passport? Do you need your driver's license,
Speaker 5: you need your birth certificate?
Speaker 13: Nothing? Just a computer?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 3: All right, that's me tonight you should do it as well?
Speaker 3: Or do it tonight?
Speaker 5: How much does it cost?
Speaker 2: So it costs one hundred and sixty dollars for sing
Speaker 2: as in tw one hundred and forty dollars for couples.
Speaker 2: It's actually free for the rest of March special we'll
Speaker 2: run out that we're running quick at the moment. We
Speaker 2: do a lot of work with charities, so we help
Speaker 2: them to get gifts and wills, which makes up twenty
Speaker 2: five percent of total national fundraising. We run this promotion
Speaker 2: once a year and so Jason now to time.
Speaker 4: Okay, gidding up to the end of March, and we
Speaker 4: just go to safewill dot com dot a.
Speaker 3: You safe doctor, very charitable person. Who are you going
Speaker 3: to lead Jason Hawkins Foundation.
Speaker 5: If you're married or engaged, or you have a defect,
Speaker 5: can I have a separate like can you have a
Speaker 5: separate will to your partner or does it need to
Speaker 5: be done together?
Speaker 13: No, it's encouraged that you have separate wills.
Speaker 3: Just asking for.
Speaker 5: No, there would be a lot of people that would
Speaker 5: want to do Yeah.
Speaker 4: That's why you're asking. It's for them. I Adam, thanks
Speaker 4: for company mate. We appreciate it.
Speaker 13: Thanks guys, great to chating.
Speaker 4: Well, good morning Melbourne, and good morning to Mellie, and
Speaker 4: thank you for the fine week you do it the G.
Speaker 12: Sorry you say that again.
Speaker 4: I said thank you for all the fine work you
Speaker 4: do at the MCG. She works in Food and BEV goes.
Speaker 3: Oh now an angel, I love it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the MCG. What an amazing place.
Speaker 8: Do you?
Speaker 3: Who do you barrack for.
Speaker 10: Supporter?
Speaker 3: Let the good times roll?
Speaker 4: Eh, we've got the wizard on off Friday. Hey, I
Speaker 4: believe you want to go the five hundred dollars question
Speaker 4: this morning?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'll try it.
Speaker 5: All right, good Lork. Here's how it works. You're going
Speaker 5: to hear a question. You'll hear a three two one countdown. Mallie,
Speaker 5: you have to answer before the buzzer. If you don't know,
Speaker 5: have a guess because you might just get it right.
Speaker 5: And the casual be yours exactly.
Speaker 4: Question m fourth quarter? Do you guys get to close
Speaker 4: down Food and Bev and just go and watch the
Speaker 4: end of the game.
Speaker 12: Yes, ten minutes in.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 5: If you want your hot chips, don't try and get
Speaker 5: them fifteen minutes into the last quarter.
Speaker 12: That's right.
Speaker 4: You know the NRAL in Brisbane they shut the bar
Speaker 4: at halftime, do they?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the best bit.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, The end of halftime and the second half
Speaker 4: of the footy starts. Bar close full strength or mid strength,
Speaker 4: they'd be middiest.
Speaker 5: Why do they close the bar?
Speaker 4: NRL crowd in Brisbane?
Speaker 3: Oh, they get a bit unruly, Yeah do they?
Speaker 6: You're only allowed to drink in the first half.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, well you stack up at hard time.
Speaker 6: I mean that must they must lose so much money.
Speaker 4: Well, people stack up.
Speaker 3: You know those little trays. Those trays are a full.
Speaker 3: They are full. Yeah, and you can carry two trays
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 5: Queenslunders. It's too hot maybe and they need to stay hydrated.
Speaker 3: The speaking for a Franklin.
Speaker 4: All right, Mellie, here comes your question for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: Remember make sure you answer within that three seconds. Here
Speaker 4: we go.
Speaker 3: Which country was formerly known as Sam.
Speaker 5: Three two one India? My guess was Vietnam?
Speaker 4: No, it was Thailand Island.
Speaker 3: Thailand. Me.
Speaker 5: No, I haven't.
Speaker 3: One thing You'll notice there is that a lot of
Speaker 3: the hotels and eateries are all sort of named Siam.
Speaker 3: Oh something. There's a lot around Melbourne that. Yeah, well
Speaker 3: look Siam Takeaway, Hampton Street, Siam Massage.
Speaker 5: I love typhood yum it's I love Thailand.
Speaker 4: So we must go.
Speaker 3: We should go.
Speaker 6: I like typhood, Clint likes time massages.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah I do. Well.
Speaker 4: Good morning everybody.
Speaker 3: Hey this time tomorrow.
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Speaker 4: Jurassic Unearthed. That's happening from March twenty eight to April
Speaker 4: twenty seven at Colfield race Course. Lauren's blown up about
Speaker 4: the the tazzy mascot.
Speaker 3: I I just caught it half a glimpse on the
Speaker 3: Today Show.
Speaker 5: It looks like a sewer rat. This is for the
Speaker 5: new AFL team in Tasmania.
Speaker 3: It looks quite Excid's going to want to get there. Photo.
Speaker 5: It looks like it's made out of recycled garbage bags.
Speaker 5: It's got little knock knees.
Speaker 4: Look at it'sh It does look a little paper mash.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, it's not going to go well in the wet.
Speaker 6: That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my last Jase.
Speaker 3: You were pretty happy with it. You said it looked fearsome. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I lied. Yeah, Tasmanians do it differently. They really do.
Speaker 3: They really do. It does look a bit ratty, Hey.
Speaker 4: Guys, can we talk? Is it Butcher and Sonny?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Butcher and Sunny.
Speaker 12: Home?
Speaker 3: They're coming on most homes. So they're seventeen.
Speaker 5: So is it spelled sun I?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sunny.
Speaker 4: So this is the two astronauts that originally we're going
Speaker 4: to the space station for how long?
Speaker 3: They were going for a week and they've been there
Speaker 3: nine months and they missed a whole heap of things
Speaker 3: like Christmas the rest. Anywayventeen hours ago they bordered their
Speaker 3: rocket ship. Is a capsule?
Speaker 6: Is elon bringing them back?
Speaker 3: Is it long? I?
Speaker 6: Are you just saying yes?
Speaker 3: But you don't sink?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: Starlink's the internet?
Speaker 4: Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: SpaceX space X.
Speaker 5: They haven't had anything.
Speaker 3: You did you to splash down shortly, they've been Sunny slash.
Speaker 3: Suni's hair is huge.
Speaker 6: So nine months of zero gravity.
Speaker 4: They'll fall out of that little capsule being born again, yes,
Speaker 4: so hoping safe touchdown for those guys.
Speaker 6: Can we watch it live?
Speaker 5: Is this like motion?
Speaker 3: We can commentate it? I'm doing the show. Is it
Speaker 3: sort of propel back towards Earth? How does it all?
Speaker 5: Well, I watched that movie with Sandra Bullock Lands in
Speaker 5: the Lake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how do they get it? So they're landing water?
Speaker 5: Do they always land in water just on the dirt
Speaker 5: and then they just floats until they Yeah, they're opening
Speaker 5: a new careed tennis balls.
Speaker 3: Well sort of that that the Coastguard come and fish
Speaker 3: them out or the NASA boats.
Speaker 6: That is amazing.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. That's what I love about you
Speaker 4: being a journalist. You are, Clint, You're a detail guy.
Speaker 6: The coast guardal.
Speaker 4: Watch the boats even played in Melbourne again last night
Speaker 4: and coming up after this loss.
Speaker 5: Oh, there's a bit of a debate in my house
Speaker 5: about a new family member. Hello right now, though, this
Speaker 5: is something that I think Clint will empathize with me on.
Speaker 5: Maybe not you jas because you are a cold blooded
Speaker 5: reptile lover.
Speaker 4: No not, I'm a dog man.
Speaker 6: No, you're not your reptile. When did When was the
Speaker 6: last time he had a dog?
Speaker 4: We borrowed a friend's dog for a week during lockdown?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, how did that go?
Speaker 4: Had it end?
Speaker 6: I did dog share? I let people take my dogs
Speaker 6: for walks that.
Speaker 4: Way just kept the kids happy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was awesome anyway. As you know, I have
Speaker 5: two beautiful dogs, A big one, Mala, the German shorthad pointer,
Speaker 5: and a little sausage dog called Ted. Ted comes to
Speaker 5: visits sometimes.
Speaker 4: I love Ted.
Speaker 5: Right, So you might feel sad about this. Ted is
Speaker 5: going through this weird stage. He's never really been a yapper.
Speaker 5: When we're out, he's always a chill for a sausage dog,
Speaker 5: He's super chill. But all of a sudden, every time
Speaker 5: we go out and I come home, he's sitting on
Speaker 5: the front door step like outside rain, hail or shine.
Speaker 5: He sits there in the pouring rain, waiting for us
Speaker 5: to come home.
Speaker 6: He's got Yeah, he's gone like separation.
Speaker 5: He's never had it before. He's now ten, and all
Speaker 5: of a sudden we go and he just cries and
Speaker 5: sits on the front doorstep in the.
Speaker 3: Rain, helongs for you or probably Paul running out.
Speaker 5: Well, in fact, either of us. If one of us
Speaker 5: is home, he's happy. But if we're both out, it's
Speaker 5: the saddest thing. Because you know, little Ted, he's so tiny,
Speaker 5: big dog, couldn't care less.
Speaker 3: You must medicate him. Oh no, I don't.
Speaker 5: Nobody's so coolable.
Speaker 3: For giving their dogs cannabis, medicinal cabin cannabis.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I heard about this anxious stop that's like a
Speaker 6: little gummy.
Speaker 3: Prescribing cannabis to the Dame's just sitting there.
Speaker 4: With a bag of tim tamps or even mum, got
Speaker 4: any food yourself?
Speaker 3: Seriously?
Speaker 4: Hold that a little smoke with his paws?
Speaker 5: Oh Teddy? Anyway, he's so cute and Paul is desperately
Speaker 5: sad about it, even sauder than me, I think, because
Speaker 5: he's just so little interest, shivering in the rain waiting
Speaker 5: for us.
Speaker 4: You feel that bad?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 4: Has it stopped you going out at all?
Speaker 5: No? Not at all. So, but what I've proposed.
Speaker 3: Ted's doing, that's alright, he's on the doorstep in the wet.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: Well, now, I'm like, he'll be fine, he'll be fine,
Speaker 5: and then we'll be out for dinner. And Paul looks
Speaker 5: at the cameras and he's like, he's just sitting out.
Speaker 3: So do you leave the event?
Speaker 5: Some?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes what is the other dog doing? Living her
Speaker 5: best life on the couch where she's not supposed to be. Probably,
Speaker 5: So what I've proposed to Paul, oh here we go,
Speaker 5: is that we get another sausage dog.
Speaker 3: No, goodness, gracious.
Speaker 5: Because then you have something to care for a little
Speaker 5: baby Saucy.
Speaker 3: No, because.
Speaker 5: Because he's lonely and he wants another friend. Paul just
Speaker 5: says three dogs are too much.
Speaker 3: Get another dog.
Speaker 5: I think so too, but it's got to be a
Speaker 5: sausage handover.
Speaker 3: Sa. I think it's fantastic you for a third child.
Speaker 4: I know what I'm about to give your don't get
Speaker 4: the third dog.
Speaker 3: What about a cat?
Speaker 5: I hate cats, No offense to the cat people out there,
Speaker 5: but I at one of them. No, so I'm thinking
Speaker 5: another dog. Paul says three dogs is too many. So
Speaker 5: I want to know who has the most pets in
Speaker 5: their house in Melbourne? Thirteen twenty four ten. How many dogs, cats, reptiles,
Speaker 5: birds do you have?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 6: Remember I live in a townhouse and I want three dogs.
Speaker 4: We were live from a listener's house where they had
Speaker 4: eleven children.
Speaker 6: Now I want to know who's got the most.
Speaker 4: Pets thirteen twenty four to ten, Doctor Doolittle.
Speaker 5: Get five dogs with the doctor do dogs with our
Speaker 5: very own doctor do Little in Melbourne?
Speaker 4: Who has the most pets in their house in Melbourne?
Speaker 4: And keeping eye on our socials? But when Lauren goes
Speaker 4: shopping for a third puppy.
Speaker 6: Can you imagine how it's going to be a baby,
Speaker 6: little easy dog.
Speaker 5: We'll call it Fred, Ted and Fred.
Speaker 4: Oh, we've even got names. Okay, right, decision needs I
Speaker 4: think it's done. Phone lines of Ted and Ned. We'll go.
Speaker 4: I quite like that. Good morning Melbourne. You are on
Speaker 4: the air with Jason and Lauren. Clint's here as well
Speaker 4: and coming up after the eight thirty years parenting expert Maggie.
Speaker 3: Dent is going to be on the air with us.
Speaker 3: Had a suggestion from a friend, Sharen.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, my little sausage dog, Ted is a
Speaker 5: bit lonely, even though I've got another dog.
Speaker 6: So I'm trying to convince Paul to let me another
Speaker 6: sausage dog.
Speaker 3: Well, my friend Jules just sent me a message to say,
Speaker 3: how about Bill.
Speaker 6: Oh, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.
Speaker 3: I don't mind it.
Speaker 5: Bill and Ted.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you should do it, just because.
Speaker 5: I like Ned and Ted. But my nephew's name is
Speaker 5: Ned and he comes over a bit. We can't have Ned,
Speaker 5: Ned and Ted.
Speaker 3: We just another get another dog? Get four?
Speaker 4: How many pets have you got?
Speaker 5: I'm thirteen twenty four ten, Melbourne. How many pets do
Speaker 5: you have? Who's got the most?
Speaker 3: Looking for Aaron? Doctor? Do it all tomorrow? Is that
Speaker 3: you do? You think? Oh?
Speaker 7: I don't know if I'm a doctor doo a little bit,
Speaker 7: definitely not there.
Speaker 4: What do you go through the list?
Speaker 7: I've got one dog, a four cat, two rabbits and
Speaker 7: two ferrets.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, do you live in like a suburban
Speaker 5: house or a farm?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: Can you run me through all their names?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 7: So there's Nala, Boss, them, Donnie, Jenny, Jordan, Monica, Moses,
Speaker 7: Marshmallow and Willow.
Speaker 5: Okay, all pet names. Jordans, Why Jordans? And what's Jordan?
Speaker 7: Jordan's the cats? And she came to us name.
Speaker 3: You're asking man?
Speaker 5: And Monica was Monica? Named after Monica from Friends Again?
Speaker 7: Monica and Moses, they're the ferrets and they were both named.
Speaker 3: Ferret. What's the ferret? That a guinea pig.
Speaker 5: It's like a long guinea pig with the not yet
Speaker 5: it's not not as nice as a guinea pig. Paris
Speaker 5: Hilton has a lot of ferrets and she has a
Speaker 5: ferret house. It's a miniature version of her mansion and
Speaker 5: it's the ferret mansion.
Speaker 4: That's ridiculous. What's the one that sprays the stuff on you?
Speaker 5: Skunk like?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 6: Or apparently bits on you, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: Yes? Slash alpacker, same thing.
Speaker 5: No different.
Speaker 3: Man when you really Oh yeah, they're gonna come for me. Yes.
Speaker 5: And in don Vale, Now that's that's a suburb, not
Speaker 5: a rural area. How many animals have you got in
Speaker 5: downtown don Violin?
Speaker 10: We have sixteen?
Speaker 5: Six What do you got? Six?
Speaker 10: So we've got five cats, three grudles and the rest
Speaker 10: are birds?
Speaker 4: Ivery family, you were an ivory.
Speaker 10: Five have a massive cadio for the cat so they
Speaker 10: can spend time outside.
Speaker 5: What so closed in patio?
Speaker 6: Do the cats have a go after the birds?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 10: No, they do like to watch them, but they don't.
Speaker 10: They've never met.
Speaker 5: But that's good.
Speaker 4: Ivory.
Speaker 6: What sort of birds have you got in your ivory in?
Speaker 10: We have rainbow lore keats, a quaker parrot, cockatie, and.
Speaker 4: A love bird.
Speaker 5: Do you have a love bird? Jase?
Speaker 4: Because I was struggling to find love. I think it
Speaker 4: was connected to having an avery.
Speaker 6: Didn't your cat eat the birds?
Speaker 3: The neighbor's cat? Oh?
Speaker 4: I had a buffet one morning with the quail.
Speaker 3: I mean quiet, just feathers left.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh no, Jake in Narry Warren South, Good morning,
Speaker 5: Good morning, Jake, Narry Warren South. Sounds like a place.
Speaker 5: You've got a lot of animals.
Speaker 9: We have about twenty seven.
Speaker 5: Whoa what do you got?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 9: We have four cats, four chickens, four birds, about eleven
Speaker 9: or twelve fish, and then we have two dogs.
Speaker 5: All right, the cats and chickens and dogs all fight. No,
Speaker 5: they're all friends. Or do you have to keep them separate.
Speaker 9: There's like an enclosure out the back for the chickens
Speaker 9: and they can come out into the backyard if they
Speaker 9: want to get away from the door.
Speaker 3: You know, worries me about chickens, Talk to me, chickens bread. No,
Speaker 3: snakes are snakes like the chicken?
Speaker 5: Yes, snakes eat the chicken.
Speaker 4: Yes, you have any dramas with snakes.
Speaker 3: Jake, none of them?
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, they're really they're nice.
Speaker 5: Eggs well, you you know that's that's a good business
Speaker 5: at the moment.
Speaker 6: Eggs are rare. No bird flu at Jake's house.
Speaker 4: Got a lot of mates about chicken coops and then
Speaker 4: they have to deal with snakes.
Speaker 5: Really, what the snakes go for the.
Speaker 4: Chickens or the chick World both.
Speaker 5: I guess you would love that because you're a reptile guy.
Speaker 5: We've got all Jake, how many pets do you have
Speaker 5: in your house? What is it? You're a reptile guy.
Speaker 3: With fifteen books to her name. On the topic of parenting,
Speaker 3: i'd say our next guest, there's somewhat of an expert.
Speaker 12: You never know who you're going to get with your child.
Speaker 5: It's like a puzzle.
Speaker 12: We can't see the picture. But I want you to
Speaker 12: just be reassured that all every child actually wants is
Speaker 12: to be loved, excepted, and valued as they are.
Speaker 3: Gotcha's good, Please, Welcome to the show. Maggie Dance, Maggie Dance.
Speaker 12: Good morning, Bike God, how are you?
Speaker 3: Where do you want to start? Jason?
Speaker 4: Maggie, Why did I have three children and put myself
Speaker 4: in this situation?
Speaker 7: No, look, no worries.
Speaker 12: Look I think you know when there were days I
Speaker 12: locked myself on the toilet, So what was I thinking?
Speaker 5: Like, what the heck?
Speaker 12: Did I know? What's going to be this hard? And
Speaker 12: then I just said four pharal boys, like yeah, so
Speaker 12: that's normal, right, because raising little humans who are unpredictable
Speaker 12: and developmentally unable to be the compliant, beautiful, well behaved
Speaker 12: children we thought that world was. You know, if you said,
Speaker 12: my kids are never going to do yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right yeah. So I've got a eleven, nine and
Speaker 4: three year old and friends of mine have got teenage
Speaker 4: daughters and they're like, we're in the tough years now
Speaker 4: for daughters, right yeah. Well, I think boys, by the
Speaker 4: time boys hit fifteen sixteen, we're just happy to ride
Speaker 4: our bikes at the server that.
Speaker 12: Did we can get them up the screen nowadays, though,
Speaker 12: so and that's the other challenge we have. The world
Speaker 12: has kind of I think I put a thing up
Speaker 12: the other day on my Facebook page about how we've
Speaker 12: stolen boyhood off boys here we have because we've made
Speaker 12: them have to be safer and actual fact, natural consequences
Speaker 12: of boys falling out of trees and falling off their
Speaker 12: bikes and you know, all of that is how they
Speaker 12: learned not to make that choice next time, and now
Speaker 12: we aren't letting them do it for their capacity to
Speaker 12: take risks, and that was really one of the things
Speaker 12: on I think episode three isn't as developed and they're
Speaker 12: not as resilient. You know, we've still got biological wiring
Speaker 12: and the testosterone means they're still supposed to be out
Speaker 12: hunting mammoth.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was explaining to one of my boys who's nine,
Speaker 4: the other day. I'm like, mate, I used to go
Speaker 4: off on my pushbike for six hours. Don Mum and Dad,
Speaker 4: that's no idea, ra I am. I'd come back because
Speaker 4: I was hungry, I'd et and I'd be gone again.
Speaker 4: And I'm just watching his little mind blind like really
Speaker 4: like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 12: And they're probably looking at you, going how dangerous was that?
Speaker 2: Dad?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I'm like, I'm encouraging you to do it.
Speaker 3: Get out of here.
Speaker 12: So it's called safetyism, and it's one of the things
Speaker 12: that we keep on challenging, and that's one of the
Speaker 12: things I love in this episode to, you know, remind
Speaker 12: everybody that they're meant to be doing risky stuff as
Speaker 12: they navigate through childhood so that they're able to navigate
Speaker 12: fire later, they're able to hear they're inner warning system
Speaker 12: that says no, mate, last time you jumped off that balcony,
Speaker 12: hurt yourself. See not doing it today. And I think,
Speaker 12: you know, this is one of the challenges. We want
Speaker 12: to overprotect them because that's our job, because you look
Speaker 12: like the lousy parent when your kids right up the
Speaker 12: top of that tree and you're not following them down right. Yeah, now, man,
Speaker 12: the judgment.
Speaker 3: Now the role of a lifetime parenting is and I
Speaker 3: hope that I become a dad one day, right, Jay,
Speaker 3: So I've got a question for you. I mean, clearly
Speaker 3: it is the role in the honor of a lifetime,
Speaker 3: right yep. But it's hard. Yeah, it's exhausting. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: is exhausting.
Speaker 4: But then there'll be moments like yesterday, you know, we're
Speaker 4: not we do a bit of prep for this show
Speaker 4: in the afternoon. Hard to believe, Maggie, I know, but
Speaker 4: I was like, you know what, I'll do all my
Speaker 4: work late to night. I just want to sit down
Speaker 4: and play, you know, with my eight year old, you know.
Speaker 4: And when you get those moments, it's my wife and
Speaker 4: I look at each other and go it's a bloody
Speaker 4: roller coaster. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like one minute,
Speaker 4: I'm just going how do I get myself in this situation?
Speaker 4: And the other minute, I'm happy to pause on the
Speaker 4: world and just build lego.
Speaker 12: That's exactly what it is. And it's always been like that,
Speaker 12: and so what we keep I keep saying to parents,
Speaker 12: what are you're doing now? Your lens is on what
Speaker 12: I'm doing wrong. It's not what you're doing right, And
Speaker 12: it's you know, in the midst of COVID, I kept saying, parents,
Speaker 12: you can't work full time with the kids doing schooling.
Speaker 12: Put a good movie on, get the popcorn out, cuddle
Speaker 12: up on the couch and want those kids to remember
Speaker 12: COVID might have been crap, but we actually hung out
Speaker 12: and did stuff together. They're hungry for connection with parents,
Speaker 12: and you know, when it's all it is is correcting
Speaker 12: me and telling me. And that's why the adolescent years
Speaker 12: they're so tricky because so much of the stuff is
Speaker 12: happening that they don't know, which causes them to be
Speaker 12: confused and angry and stressed and mixed up. And then
Speaker 12: we're going to come down hard because they're not done
Speaker 12: something when we never know that there is a psychological
Speaker 12: fragility inside them and they're desperate, just desperate for someone
Speaker 12: to say it's okay. It happens to wall of it.
Speaker 3: So, Maggie, we talk so often about parents and needing
Speaker 3: a break from their children. Do children need a break
Speaker 3: from their parents? Sometimes?
Speaker 12: You know, there's a whole generation here that are in
Speaker 12: their bedroom more than any other previous generation. And they're
Speaker 12: getting away from their parents in a way, right because
Speaker 12: they're meant to individuate into a new human, coming over
Speaker 12: the bridge to adulthood. But now what they're doing, they're
Speaker 12: doing it in the bedroom, but they're not in a
Speaker 12: social situation, not in a real situation, so they're ending
Speaker 12: up with lower social and emotional capacity.
Speaker 3: It's escapism as opposed to independence in their view.
Speaker 12: I think they're more connected, but what we now know,
Speaker 12: and this comes up in today's episode, they're actually lonelier
Speaker 12: and more socially connected, and yet they want to spend
Speaker 12: hours doing it because it's at a distance and it's
Speaker 12: but it's all it's not all good, and it's not
Speaker 12: all bad. But when it's bad, it's really bad. And
Speaker 12: I think if you watch, you'll get the smack in
Speaker 12: the face of what AI is doing in our team
Speaker 12: space and the capacity to do really harmful things, even
Speaker 12: though it might seem like a bit of fun for
Speaker 12: an immature boy. Can you see once again through their lens.
Speaker 12: I just thought i'd take a picture and put booths
Speaker 12: on it. Yeah, no, mate, No, mate, that's really harmful
Speaker 12: for the girl that you've done that.
Speaker 4: It's funny you're just going back on what you're talking
Speaker 4: about before, where it's like, you know, people would think
Speaker 4: I'm crazy if I was like, mate, to take your bake,
Speaker 4: get out of here for six hours, go writing. You'd
Speaker 4: be like, oh, it's a dangerous world out there. But then,
Speaker 4: and I know this has come up before, But then
Speaker 4: we give them a laptop and they're doing They've got
Speaker 4: access to much more dangerous stuff.
Speaker 12: And people a more dangerous Yeah. And then and I
Speaker 12: think that's the challenge because we think they're safe in
Speaker 12: our house technically they're.
Speaker 4: Actually Yeah, it's crazy, and it's the change.
Speaker 12: In the parenting, which is why it's a chasm, not
Speaker 12: a good generation gap.
Speaker 4: We are on the air with Maggie Dan parenting expert
Speaker 4: this morning, and on the other side of this, I
Speaker 4: need her advice regarding an issue I've got with my
Speaker 4: three year old. Oh yeah, it's quite embarrassing what he's
Speaker 4: doing at the moment. Dad, he does. Actually, we'll go
Speaker 4: there next.
Speaker 5: I was off sick on Monday, guys, but you guys,
Speaker 5: well I was a way I thought you'd do all
Speaker 5: kinds of wild and fun things, but you're very sensible.
Speaker 5: You caught up with parenting expert Maggie.
Speaker 4: Dent I wanted to ask you about something that you
Speaker 4: brought up in the past. You flagged that sometimes at
Speaker 4: the end of the day, kids will come home from
Speaker 4: school and they'll just melt down, won't they, Maggie, They're
Speaker 4: just like you know, nothing will make them happy, even
Speaker 4: the drive home from school. I'm like, God, you really
Speaker 4: just turned on me now, Maggie. You've said in the
Speaker 4: past to look at it differently. You've said, rather than
Speaker 4: looking at it and going, oh, they're angry, you suggest
Speaker 4: looking at it in a way that they actually feel
Speaker 4: safer around us.
Speaker 8: That is.
Speaker 12: Yeah, So if we hold in all our biggest feelings,
Speaker 12: then we actually overload our nervous system and become really
Speaker 12: volatile anywhere. So when they come home and it's the
Speaker 12: milkdown in the car for younger kids, and it's that
Speaker 12: one in the kitchen, you're that words, Marvi whatever, What
Speaker 12: that is is actually an incredible gift is that they
Speaker 12: know that that's safe enough to discharge this stuff that's
Speaker 12: inside them. That well, they want to get out because
Speaker 12: you are still going to be able to love them
Speaker 12: after that, right and in that moment, if we can
Speaker 12: hold the ground and go, you know, pat your little
Speaker 12: on nailing it what they.
Speaker 4: Love me the best?
Speaker 12: Without going how dare they speak to me so disfull
Speaker 12: having a ground you gate to because that's the previous generation.
Speaker 3: But I guess that's my question.
Speaker 12: When we're calm, we come back in and so it busy,
Speaker 12: look that you had a hard day, and usually that's
Speaker 12: when they'll either make an apology or they'll feel loudy.
Speaker 4: I can't do it in the heat of the moment,
Speaker 4: because that's my question. I guess, like you know, I
Speaker 4: was having an absolute block with one of the kids,
Speaker 4: one of the kids the other day, and this is
Speaker 4: after school, and I had your voice in the back
Speaker 4: of my head going, well, how to comment say? How
Speaker 4: lucky am I that I'm bringing you all out? Not
Speaker 4: who feels comfortable? And then I had to go, Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm going to approach it like that, but how long
Speaker 4: do you let that go for?
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? Surely it's telling that
Speaker 3: rewarding bout.
Speaker 12: Behavior ready, No, no, no, that's the lens you're going
Speaker 12: through the behaviorism lens. Aren't I rewarding that behavior? No,
Speaker 12: I'm showing them that I am completely safe. However, what
Speaker 12: I'm going to do when everyone's a little bit calmer
Speaker 12: and if I've said things I shouldn't have said, the
Speaker 12: repairing of the rupture was not something we ever did
Speaker 12: in previous generations, and that's what we've come in with.
Speaker 12: Oh man, I've just yeah, of course that's not the
Speaker 12: dat I want to be or and we let them
Speaker 12: completely calm down, and we might go back in with
Speaker 12: like I said to Jesu a kindness, saying, wow, that
Speaker 12: was a big blow up. Pay once they're calm, yeah.
Speaker 4: Like, so do you think just walking away adding distance
Speaker 4: at that point?
Speaker 12: I think it depends. So when they're really calm, I say, look,
Speaker 12: make if hyde a flyoff like that again to want
Speaker 12: me to stay there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, you're going to walk away.
Speaker 12: So in other words, we're going to use We're going
Speaker 12: to work together to work out how do I support
Speaker 12: you when your immature brain has slipped its lips? Right,
Speaker 12: because they.
Speaker 3: Won't do it at school, Jason, hold.
Speaker 12: It until they get home, right, and that's after the
Speaker 12: boy's gone and had a pool before he can.
Speaker 3: Do that you need, you need Maggie on speed dialond
Speaker 3: absolutely forget that. Maggie, we're going to spare room.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you're looking to get out of
Speaker 4: yours it, but you know what, I don't know if
Speaker 4: you want to move in after this last bit. But
Speaker 4: I thought I would ask Maggie about remember the issue
Speaker 4: I've got with the three year old at the moment. So, Maggie,
Speaker 4: our three year old Archie, we call him the liability.
Speaker 12: Can I just that there you are manifesting his reality?
Speaker 12: So I would say, he's just wonderful and see the change.
Speaker 4: He's a wonderful liability.
Speaker 3: Let's rebatch him. Is the shining light of your lives.
Speaker 3: It's shining light. Let's keep that in mindment.
Speaker 4: I play this next audio because he's developed a little
Speaker 4: bit of a habit now at the age of three.
Speaker 4: On the weekend, I'll go, hey, Achie, I'm doing dinner.
Speaker 4: Should we do noodles or dumplings? And this is his
Speaker 4: common response at the moment that was that was him
Speaker 4: in the pool.
Speaker 12: Okay, And guess what he's let that word from me.
Speaker 12: So at the end of the day, oh my god,
Speaker 12: there's such mirrors and It's one of the scariest bits
Speaker 12: is that we think they don't hearers, and of course
Speaker 12: quite often they use it an extremely appropriate place.
Speaker 3: Trying not to laugh at that.
Speaker 12: Trying not to laugh is the hardest bit. So we
Speaker 12: get it. We're just going to kind of not make
Speaker 12: a bit. So the more you make a thing about it,
Speaker 12: the more likely it's going to day. And we just
Speaker 12: very gently go high five for noodles or dumblings, but
Speaker 12: just moves through it. So it's not going to be
Speaker 12: a big thing. But sometimes around the dining table we're
Speaker 12: going to say, look, you know, you know how we've
Speaker 12: got to keep the words we really try there some
Speaker 12: words that we're not meant to say. It just reminds
Speaker 12: a whole table three year olds, and then we gradually
Speaker 12: diminish the capacity for that to become quite such a habit,
Speaker 12: and then they can sometimes literally forget to use it.
Speaker 12: But you've got to give him other words to use
Speaker 12: in that space or another action to do when you
Speaker 12: ask it. So that's say you've got it. You've got
Speaker 12: to get a bit creative, and so I get the
Speaker 12: older ones to play with you on that one. So
Speaker 12: what are we doing to do it and they go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that one.
Speaker 12: Whoa well a different word, and then it becomes a
Speaker 12: fun thing.
Speaker 10: There's a neural.
Speaker 12: Pathway in the brain. We can always change old habits
Speaker 12: by inhabiting them, but we have to create a new
Speaker 12: habit to go over the top.
Speaker 4: Now that you're saying, Now that you say they're like
Speaker 4: sponges and it's a mirror. It makes sense because when
Speaker 4: he said that, he was on a Lilah with a
Speaker 4: margarita and it was like in a mirror, which is
Speaker 4: a terrifying tho. Hey, Maggie d congratulations on this series.
Speaker 4: It is an.
Speaker 12: Absolute back in the chair.
Speaker 8: But juso.
Speaker 12: I was really really excited to be a part of
Speaker 12: organizing and most of my friends are in the show.
Speaker 4: All right's some great people, Amana, Keller, Cake, Richie. We
Speaker 4: love Nazem as well. Maggie Dan join us on the
Speaker 4: other role of a lifetime finale. You can binge it
Speaker 4: all on ABC.
Speaker 3: I view Maggie, we love you.
Speaker 4: Next time you're in Melbourne, pop past the studio.
Speaker 10: Let's do it.
Speaker 3: I'll give you three kids to take homes to get Maggie,
Speaker 3: thank you for.
Speaker 4: That is it.
Speaker 3: We are out of.
Speaker 5: Here, guys, we are you needs a beautiful day Melbourne
Speaker 5: thirty two degrees.
Speaker 4: You need to race home and get ready. We've got
Speaker 4: to function to get to we do.
Speaker 3: I'm ready.
Speaker 5: We have just make a conference. I don't feel like
Speaker 5: we are smart enough. I can't even spit it out.
Speaker 5: You don't even think of the word I'm trying, or
Speaker 5: or or experience.
Speaker 4: That's the yea. I only said yes to it because
Speaker 4: it's at a cinema, so I thought, hello, chop Top,
Speaker 4: do you need Q cards?
Speaker 5: Maybe? What are we going to talk about? I mean,
Speaker 5: it's a miracle anyone listens to this show who wants
Speaker 5: to listen to us outside of these three hours?
Speaker 4: Thank you for listening and make sure you join us
Speaker 4: tomorrow on the show. Teddy Swims Tickets to go. We've
Speaker 4: got more money to give away to mel Sea.
Speaker 3: Oh, Sporty, spy Sky. You can't.
Speaker 5: I don't think if you understand as a thirty something
Speaker 5: year old woman, like the Spice Girls were my whole childhood.
Speaker 6: I'm not well, yeah, but I'm still in my berties.
Speaker 5: Like the Spice Girls were what I did in my
Speaker 5: bedroom all day every day with my friends.
Speaker 4: Did you have the Spice of your Life impulse.
Speaker 5: I did, and once myself and my friend stop right
Speaker 5: now dance No. We fully dressed up as the Spice
Speaker 5: Girls and did a per photo shoot and gave it
Speaker 5: to our friend for his twenty first birthday, a blown
Speaker 5: up picture of Glass Girls.
Speaker 4: Of course, I was, well, Melsey is on the air
Speaker 4: of this on Friday, and we got the Wizard from
Speaker 4: the Hawks Friday.
Speaker 5: I thought you said she was tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I like, what's still to come this week?
Speaker 5: I was going to be excited tonight that I was
Speaker 5: meeting one of my heroes.
Speaker 4: You will just after the next slate see Tomorrow.
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