WEBVTT - Full Show: Melbourne's Wildest Wills 0:00:09.600 --> 0:00:11.960 Good morning Melbourne. 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:20.440 Jason Lauren start your morning the right way. 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:24.160 This is Jason Lauren Noel one hundred. 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:27.480 Well, good morning everybody and working Wednesday. 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:29.360 Good morning, how are we all? 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:30.280 We are excellent. 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:35.159 Have you a beautiful afternoon? Yesterday Melbourne. 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:36.400 I was in the pool doing laps. 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:39.000 One bad day and we are back. Baby. 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:40.920 How many strokes pearl lap in your pool? 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:42.839 You're about half a stroke before you at the end. 0:00:43.680 --> 0:00:45.960 Tumble turn? Oh you hit the bottom. 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:47.280 Have you done a tumble turn before? 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:48.600 Yes, I've done a tumble turn. 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:53.200 They're quite awkward, aren't they. Sometimes they spit you out sideways. 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:55.920 Channeler athletics Yes, in Queensland. 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:59.680 Yes, swimming athletics, swimming complex, big swimming complex of Brisbane. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:03.560 At least do the complex. Yeah yeah, like m Sack. 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:05.600 But Brisbane have the Olympics soon. 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:08.920 Yeah, we better start building up twenty thirty two. 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:12.280 Babe, there's announcement on their stadium next week. 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:14.120 Tell you what I heard. The tennis might be coming 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:16.319 to Melbourne. Yeah, we'll take the tennis. 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:20.119 Yeah, why not in July. It's not the same as 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:22.000 the December January tournament, is it. 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:24.920 I feel like a little gap now, not gap footy started, 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:26.399 but be cool to have a little you know. 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:29.480 Probably got enough indoor courts. 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:31.959 Yeah, we need roofs on all the courts. 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:38.320 We've got a few any way, two oh thirty. 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:39.400 Two we need to start building. 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:40.360 Oh that's miles away. 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:42.399 I remember Eddy mcgui g. 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:45.400 I just don't think he did. I think you've made 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:47.160 that up he did. 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:51.600 I want Yeah, he wants a roof on the gyep ow. 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:53.000 Does you know how big it is? 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:54.360 It's big, isn't it. 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:55.960 I don't think you can just whack a roof on 0:01:57.440 --> 0:01:58.120 overseas though. 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:01.480 Does he want a attractable roof as that's even you are? 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:03.880 What's the stadium bigger than the MCG has a roof? 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:08.120 He's in the MCG one of the biggest in the world. 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:11.519 It's a Google job, jays No, no, no, MCG. 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:13.960 Has the biggest capacity. Every time someone does a stadium 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:14.799 show there they break the. 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:18.120 Record for the biggest show stand by jazz. Can you 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:20.280 just google biggest stadium in the world with the roof? 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:23.520 Thank you? What about the sphere hold? 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:27.639 What about the Millennium Dome in London? Millennium Dome? 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:28.520 How many fit in there? 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:29.720 The burna bell? 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:34.120 How many fits in there eighty four, seven hundred, one 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:34.799 hundred and two. 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:38.440 Also, I mean you're building the roof these days. You 0:02:38.440 --> 0:02:39.480 haven't it retractable, aren't you? 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:40.200 Oh? 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:43.880 Obviously, how would do you have the fireworks when Katie 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:44.440 Perry comes out? 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:46.359 Exactly, we'll be hitting the roof. 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:49.120 Can't be doing that, that's crazy speak, can't be doing. 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:52.280 Are gos coming up on the show today? 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:53.440 What is on the show? 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:56.840 Well, if you missed him yesterday, the Opposition leader Peter 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:59.400 Dutton is in the house. You're gonna hear that chat 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:01.120 coming up in next twenty minutes. 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:04.560 Was eye opening, it was I had a lot of 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:07.200 people have a chat to me about this chat. 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:10.880 So did I. What was the general vibe? 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:16.040 Very mixed and I think it's a politics illustrative of 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.600 the electric right now. Yeah, it's going to go right 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:19.200 down to the wire. 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:20.600 All right, we're going to hear that in the first 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:24.680 twenty minutes. Also, we're talking Melbourne United after seven o'clock. 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:26.840 Oh, you turned it out of it, don't you. 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:27.680 Take it out tonight? 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:30.120 Yeah? The basketball it's at John Cane Arena. 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:34.040 So it's Melbourne United the illawarrahor in the ground final. 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:37.400 It's been a weird series so far, but United lead 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:39.080 at to to one and if they win tonight, they 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:44.480 win the championship. Do they get rings like yeah, yeah, absolutely. 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:46.080 My god, they like t versions of the NBA. 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:49.160 Ye're pretty cool. I think they get gold marks to 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:50.119 do it cold. 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:55.480 Revels clients. 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:57.560 I remember a boy in the boy brought me a 0:03:57.640 --> 0:03:59.560 ring from clients once, as as I. 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:02.400 Bought my girlfriend of ring from What do you say? 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:05.600 I'd rather a Tiffany's Where's the blue box? 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:06.680 What is this? 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:09.680 That's exactly what I said? 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:11.960 Lauren new scream Pandora to me? 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:14.600 Ah arm, doesn't she? 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:18.719 They're great because you just had a charm every year. 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:19.360 That's ship. 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:20.560 That's an easy gift. 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:21.080 Birthdays and everything. 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:22.200 See scream charms. 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:25.720 Hey, let's get into it right across. But it is Jase, 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:28.920 Lauren and Clint. You are listening to Noble one hundred. 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:32.040 Good morning here on the air with Jase and Lauren. 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:33.680 Clint here as well. We're doing it. Thanks so mates 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:38.320 a shell already exeperesses top twenty two today. Did you forget? 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:39.760 Did you forget? We have an outing? 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:42.000 Did you forget we have an outing? 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:43.040 No? 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:47.440 No, no, but he's rattled. I remembered we had an outing. 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:49.039 We do have an outing, by the way. 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:51.480 We do have a team outing. 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:56.479 But I'm rattled that you've both brought your costumes. 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.320 They're just my traditional dress. 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:05.400 Your outfits my favorite, and I've worn my outfit in So. 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:06.680 We've got to go to a function after this that 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:09.359 we have to speak at, and I've rolled in jeans 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:12.080 and a T shirt. Actually, Jase, you look quite nice 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:15.400 for you normally. And then we both bought in outfits 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:18.279 to change into before we go, but Clints turned up 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:19.920 in his tonal knit. 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:22.720 I'm ready. I'm ready to go now. Which has thrown 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:23.239 you both? 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:26.200 He hasn't thrown me at all, because you often look 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:27.919 very nice at work, because you sometimes run off to 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:29.839 the news or you run off to things where I 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:31.960 just don't trust myself to not spill my coffee on 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:34.800 myself or something. Yes, so I will change. 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:35.440 What's a question? 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:37.520 You look nice. You look like the bloke in the 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:39.160 Seed catalog like over this. 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.320 It's just it does look a bit. 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:47.440 So I've got as well. He's work we need to do. 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:53.000 He's got there's one thing. Tongues got his paints tucked 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:55.480 into his boot. Are they tucked in at the back 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:56.560 as well. Give me spin. 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:58.200 Anybody that tucks their panthers. 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:00.320 Yeah, no, one's tucked in at the back of. 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:01.960 One's not off with their feet. 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:03.640 Say so he's got brown rms. 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:06.119 What's the point of owning r ms if you can't 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:07.520 show off the fact that there are ms? 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:09.800 That's what they are rms because if you know, you know, 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:10.200 you know. 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:11.359 You know, you know, you know, you know. 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:15.600 So he's got the he's got the camel trouser and 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:18.400 the olive green knit T shirt. 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:20.720 So you do look like I'm a working man. 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:22.600 You look like No, you look like you haven't done 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:24.080 a hard day's work in your life. 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:25.520 Do they sell them as a package? 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:25.640 Like? 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:28.160 Are they in a it's called a set, the stand 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:28.839 away collection? 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:32.000 You look great, but you do look like a look 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:35.400 like a dad model in a ceo. Doesn't it like 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:36.200 a hot dad. 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:38.279 Rocking up at the park for the for the barbecue 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:41.479 and kids part. I'm probably more scas man dad? Is 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:45.080 that he said this morning? Before you wrapped? He's like, well, yes, 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:46.760 at the coffee shop. You know I want the want 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:48.960 the little tags out to the coffee shop. Knows there 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:49.560 are rms. 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:51.640 I remember when j Sport R. M. 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:52.400 Williams. 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:54.160 I know it was a big thing. 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:56.839 You were like walking into restaurants putting your big toe 0:06:56.960 --> 0:07:00.279 in first to be like, notice my RMS. 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:02.799 But if I put my boot up on this chair. 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:06.080 I'm not sure if you've noticed. But I'm wearing I M. Williams. 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:07.119 Could I get a bitter table? 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:09.880 Place doesn't rain today? Because might have knock off our 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:12.240 rioms today they might fas on. 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:16.280 Is something that's even worse than like anxiety around what 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:19.720 you're wearing is back seat drivers are in my case 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:22.920 front seat drivers now just very quickly. Last night I 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:27.640 stayed back at Channel nine because Tony Jones, my colleague 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:34.960 and friend, asked me in that order if i'd give 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:37.560 him a list lift to a pub in Richmond because 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:38.680 it was on my way home. 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:41.240 No, not if you finished before him. 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:44.040 He was having a drink. So I'm like, yeah, no, 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:45.120 I'll give you a list. 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:46.360 So how long do you have to wait? What time 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:47.720 could you have left without him? 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:49.400 Let's say quarter to seven? 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:51.119 Only fifteen minutes? 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:54.760 Yeah, it wasn't still how far was the pub? Well 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:58.080 round the corner from my house so Richmond? I thought, yeah, 0:07:58.120 --> 0:07:58.520 why not? 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:00.320 Did he ride his bike again. 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:04.200 Yeah, I think he did. You are friends his bike? 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:10.960 He's an electric bike anyway, gets in the car? Oh 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:13.440 this car? Oh it's so low. 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:15.360 Oh no, you can't be complaining when someone gives you 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:15.640 a leave. 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:17.640 I but imagine TJ trying to get out of the 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:18.560 Mercedes hatchback. 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:22.040 Ah, what's going on with the back of the seat. 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:23.120 It's so hard? 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:23.960 Oh? 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:27.960 What do you have for the car? I feel like 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:30.920 I'm at Albert Park at the Grand Prix. Oh his 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:33.199 max for stab and driving. What do you have for 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:35.480 the barrier on the left? Mate? 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:38.280 How I would have said, are you get out? Get 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:38.920 out and walk? 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:42.800 But he can't. They're friends, we can't get out of 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:43.199 the seat. 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:45.839 That's did you say to him? Tony, you're a real painting? 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:48.559 Was a paint in his back? Actually he was a 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:50.080 love of support that was on. 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:52.200 Support. 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:53.720 Yeah, that's real, old. 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:56.720 Man, someone that's probably going to turn into TJ in 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:59.440 about twenty years. What do you mean turn into up? 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.280 Because we're all friends. 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:04.760 I can see it would be quite a low car 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:05.720 for him to get into. 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:08.640 Well, he's supposed to be quite agile. He's the cyclist 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:11.760 at the Network Network. 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:14.280 There is nothing more annoying than a passenger. 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:15.520 Paul doesn't too, does he? 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:16.000 Yeah? 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:17.920 When I drive out because I drive out of our lane. 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:20.600 Wavery morning. I know I know how to drive my 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:26.360 car down the lane one saying down it's he's like 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:30.400 on the left left, I'm like, get up, push it. 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:34.240 Then Yeah, I said, they're binding my tongue because I'm like, 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:35.959 Lou's going to hit the rooms. 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:37.880 On the I hit the rooms on my car. 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:42.600 She hit the rims. Yeah, maybe just back out from 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:44.400 the guttery a bit. I know how to drive, I know, 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:45.520 but I can hear. 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:49.840 Part of the charm. No, anyway, you guys are so perfect, 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:52.000 great drivers. 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:57.000 Thank you perfect. Maggie Dent is in after eight o'clock 0:09:57.040 --> 0:09:57.640 this morning. 0:09:57.800 --> 0:10:01.280 I'm not overly familiar with Maggie Dent's work because it's 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:04.160 it's very much a parenting. 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:08.360 She's a parenting expert. She refers to herself as a bloke. 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:11.440 As a bloke, Yeah, but she's she's very good with 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:14.000 families who have young boys. 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:16.199 Yeah. So she's going to school you. 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:18.640 So she's sending you an invoice after the chat. 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:20.880 I'm hoping just to send her the three kids just 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:24.400 make it a trade to be honest, what the hell 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:24.960 is that? 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:27.440 Sorry, I'm watching the Today Show and the ugliest thing 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:29.160 I've ever seen in my life has just popped up. 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:30.560 It's New Zealand's Fish of the Year. 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:32.720 Is that it's disgusting. 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:38.559 Anything it looks like, it looks like anything, it's anything anything. 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:41.960 It looks like an albino dolphin who's had a lipid teeth. 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:47.360 Yeah with favor, Google anything New Zealand. 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:48.679 Don't google anything. 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:50.160 Anything New Zealand fish of the Year. 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:51.600 Google anything, you. 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:53.839 Know the biggest awards night. I went to New Zealand 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:57.920 when I lived there. Pie the Year night fantastic. I 0:10:57.920 --> 0:10:59.280 thought it was a pissed I got the invite and 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:00.800 I know who's going to the High the Year and 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:04.440 everyone was like, oh every like just senter our durm 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:04.920 back in the day. 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:05.920 Would have went, really. 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:09.080 Clark And that was very Queensland of you. 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:11.559 She would have went, She would should have gone. She 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:14.079 would she would have she would have went, She. 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:14.439 Would have went. 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:17.000 Can I say draw her attention very quickly? Two weeks? 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:19.240 But I don't finish your sentence. 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:21.240 With but it's hot cross bun season. 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:24.240 I've already started, guys. I did it on the weekend, 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:26.200 I went and bought the plane. I think it's traditional 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:27.480 hot cross bunch. 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:30.800 It should be fifty two weeks of the year. Well 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:34.480 that's ra They shouldn't shelve them two weeks of the year. 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:36.080 I think I just take a cross off. 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:38.240 I think only one month leading up to Eastern we've 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:39.000 gone a bit early. 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:42.080 We broke the ice vovo. 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:44.960 Yes, yeah, I need you haven't had the pink hot 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:46.680 cross bun really threw me gathering. 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:47.640 They need to go in the bit. 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:52.120 Audi is celebrating with the arrival of the giant hot 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:55.000 cross bun. It weighs almost as much as a soccer 0:11:55.040 --> 0:11:58.840 ball sockerball, five hundred and fifty grams and measures up 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:00.560 to twenty centimeters in diameter. 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:01.560 Well it's only one. 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:04.000 It's a it's a gigantic. 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:06.240 Is it like a aran chair hot cross bun? 0:12:06.520 --> 0:12:08.720 Oh my god, it's like a you know what, it's 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:11.360 like a poor part also hot cross butter part. 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:14.480 Can I just ask lady in the photo that's holding 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:16.200 is she wearing Aldi swimmers? 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:19.480 She is cross because it's a hot cross bun collaboration 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:24.320 with Budgie smuggler called Bungee smuggler. 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:27.680 Oh, we've got to get you some lossy. You still 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:29.319 look great in the Aldi one p. 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:31.120 I thought you meant you're going to get me one 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:32.120 of the buns. 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:32.880 Coming up next. 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:36.360 So we're talking hot family members. 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:40.040 This is Nova. Hey, that was post Malone. 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:42.960 You get the chance to go overseas and see him 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:44.720 of Nova's Red Room. 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:47.400 It's powered by Expedia. 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:49.160 If you want to get on the standby list, all 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:51.360 you got to do is go to the Nova player 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:53.600 app and if you get on the air, if we 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:56.160 bring you back like this Renee from Geelong, You're on 0:12:56.240 --> 0:13:01.880 the list. Oh amazing, Thank you so much, no worries. Congrats, 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:04.439 Tim and Joel could be giving you a call and 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:07.240 giving you some tickets. 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:08.720 Great, good luck. 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:10.360 This isn't an inside job. 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:11.240 Is this your sister? 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:12.720 It's not my urban. 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:15.079 Good morning? 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:16.720 Oh my goodness. 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:18.080 Hello, you're on the list. 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:21.080 Thank you so much, good luck. 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:23.720 Do you know Jason's sister is also called Leticia. 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:26.560 I have heard that it's such an uncommon name. 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:28.000 What's your siblings names? 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:29.680 I don't have any siblings. 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:30.280 I'm an only. 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:41.040 Child child name Michelle Raylan Laticia and then really Jason, Jason. 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:45.319 Jon He's a real Jason, which is chasing Jason. 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:50.360 My name iss to go, I get on the school 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:53.480 bus and everyone to be impersonating your name. 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:58.679 Can we talk about the white lotus I've got. 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:00.480 I watched the first episode there it is. 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:03.640 It's a new thing. So did they change the theme 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:04.080 a little bit? 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:06.960 Yea, yeah they did. So I watched the first episode. 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:09.240 I was so enraged that you couldn't binge it that 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:12.080 I didn't go back. But now when I've got some time, 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:13.280 I'll sit down. 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:14.840 And watch a bunch in an episode. 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:21.320 Two seasons, it's an island trying to kill me is 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:23.200 likes island with an edge? 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:25.440 Yeah, different spot. 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:30.280 One seasons in Sicily. This one is in Thailand. The 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:34.880 other season is in Greece. 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:40.720 Grace, Okay, it's cool. Well, an episode is aired which 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:43.600 has taken quite a few people's breath away. No really, 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:46.960 it evolves Patrick Schwartzger. 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:49.840 He has some interesting scenes in the first episode. He 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:51.720 has quite powerful See. 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:52.360 He's a handsome fella. 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:53.400 Is that arm skipped? 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:59.440 Yeah Schwarzenegger Patrick. What's happened is in this episode? Now 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:01.480 I don't want to give too much away, but basically 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:05.400 he and his on screen brother were coming home from 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:07.160 the full moon party, which. 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:11.160 Can be quite you've. 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:10.920 Been to one? 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:14.320 Never, Oh my goodness. 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:17.640 I've been to. I've taken on the skipping rope by 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:20.840 skipping rope, and I've done the fire breathing. 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:23.240 Honestly, it's a death trap. 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:23.880 It really is. 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:27.320 I did. Yeah, I had some fun. 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:31.640 Anyway, So there's a little stand away running around. 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:34.520 Well that's what I'm worry Let's just say luck of 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:35.440 the Irish. 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:40.240 Throw it down Patrick's day yesterday would have been a 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:43.600 good day to meet your baby Clinton. 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:45.680 Let's do that as like an on air arc. We're 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:46.960 going to find mini stand away. 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.600 So after dancing in the streets during the full moon party, 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:53.560 Patrick and his on screen brother toddle off home with 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:55.200 a couple of sisters. 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:58.000 Right now, it happened to you? 0:15:58.160 --> 0:15:58.640 Is this right? 0:15:58.680 --> 0:15:59.840 I hope I've got this right. 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:01.080 Is that what happened to you? 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:02.120 No? No, no, no, no. 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:05.280 They start a Irish producer. That's not your son, is it? 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:09.000 Look at it looks like Billy Madison. 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:10.320 Good morning to your dad. 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:12.160 Stop guys, I don't like this conversation. 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:16.360 Good morning daddy, daddy. Yes, it's just dad to you. 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:21.240 Okay. Anyway, the two brothers go and pick up two sisters. 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:22.680 I know you're saying you don't want to give too 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:24.320 much away, but it actually sounds like giving a lot. 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:28.560 Do you want to give more away? The girls urge 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:32.800 the brothers to kiss, and the brothers do it because 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:36.760 they want a little bit of action. And it's enraged. 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:42.600 People because because the brothers brothers shouldn't be brothers brothers. 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:46.120 Although you know what, people wouldn't be outrage if a 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:46.880 sister's kissing. 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:48.160 No, they wouldn't be. 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:53.800 Now we're talking, Jason, what is it with now? 0:16:54.040 --> 0:17:02.480 Just quickly now Perry and watch NANDOS has watched this episode? Perry, 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:07.040 what were your thoughts? I thought it was pretty tame, 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:10.240 to be honest, like it was in the context of it, 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:12.119 it was it was. It was fine. 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:14.160 A lot of siblings the show. 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:15.800 I mean, I don't approve it in real life, but 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:16.760 for TV it's fine. 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:18.720 There's a guy said a lot of siblings past. 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:21.600 I thought it was pretty Perry. 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:23.800 It was pretty tame. I don't know. You can't be 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:24.520 passing your brother. 0:17:24.760 --> 0:17:27.040 No, can I ask your controversial question? 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:28.000 Go for it? 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:31.680 I haven't no, have I kissed my brother? 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:31.920 No? 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:34.679 No, no, no, no no, and not just your immediate family, 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:37.800 but like you know, Paul's as well. Let think family tree, 0:17:37.840 --> 0:17:39.359 think family tree, broad family. 0:17:39.720 --> 0:17:44.280 Do you guys have a hot family member? Oh, it 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:45.000 sounds like you do. 0:17:45.280 --> 0:17:49.240 No, I've got a gorgeous little cousin, Maya. She's beautiful. 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:50.360 Can you give us a lot? 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:51.000 Maya? 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:54.840 You know Maya, My little cousin, Maya, she's stunning. 0:17:56.200 --> 0:17:59.080 Do you mean like like you go, I can appreciate 0:17:59.240 --> 0:18:01.040 that is a good. 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:02.600 Looking of the opposite sex. 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:06.359 You had a good looking family maner, no offense to. 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:09.560 All the boys in my family, but absolutely not hot cousins. 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:12.040 You're sitting on sitting like you know what I mean? 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:16.320 What thirteen twenty fourteen, Yeah. 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:19.920 MEAs Yes, she had, do you Jason? 0:18:20.680 --> 0:18:22.919 No, the Hawks were a pretty rough crowd. 0:18:25.119 --> 0:18:29.840 About the in laws. Louse family. No, you can't say 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:31.520 you got hot in laws. That's even weirder. 0:18:32.119 --> 0:18:35.040 I was like, it's more acceptable than the spicy little 0:18:35.080 --> 0:18:37.400 Portuguese sister in law. 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:40.440 I bet her. She's gorgeous. Yeah, she's hot. 0:18:40.840 --> 0:18:44.359 Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? Do you have 0:18:44.400 --> 0:18:45.359 a hot family member? 0:18:45.480 --> 0:18:46.240 Kissing cousins? 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:46.760 No? 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:49.520 No, no, no, no, you haven't done anything with them. Yeah, 0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:51.600 calm down, just you know, you can appreciate. 0:18:51.720 --> 0:18:55.199 Let's you remember that these White Lotus kids are on 0:18:55.320 --> 0:18:57.280 screen brothers. They're not brother brothers. 0:18:57.720 --> 0:19:00.600 Oh great, we can sleep brother's brother. 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:02.000 Or what's up brother? 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:04.680 Oh you didn't know that one either. No, I don't 0:19:04.720 --> 0:19:07.119 have I'm not attracted to any members. 0:19:07.280 --> 0:19:07.320 No. 0:19:07.800 --> 0:19:13.240 Thirteen twenty No in return, I got two hundred dollars 0:19:13.240 --> 0:19:14.600 Crispy Kream bouchers. 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:16.800 I think even if your brother's the best looking person 0:19:16.840 --> 0:19:18.760 on planet Earth, you find them repulsive. 0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:19.880 Don't you. Oh, your brother's a good looking. 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:21.080 Rooster mine, No it's not. 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:26.120 Yeah rooster, isn't he no good looking? Yeah? 0:19:26.840 --> 0:19:30.919 No, he's oh sharp? You see him in that nice jetard, 0:19:31.359 --> 0:19:32.040 good jaw line. 0:19:32.119 --> 0:19:33.800 Yeah, I would not been there. 0:19:34.359 --> 0:19:38.800 Thirteen twenty four number, do you have a hot family member? 0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:40.879 We're talking to hot family members. 0:19:40.960 --> 0:19:43.240 It's all off the back of White Lotus, which the 0:19:43.400 --> 0:19:46.760 latest episode features Patrick Schwatz and and Agger. I don't 0:19:46.760 --> 0:19:49.400 say that. Probably do a Schwartz and Nagger. And he's 0:19:49.440 --> 0:19:52.240 on screen brother having a and I've just looked at it. 0:19:52.240 --> 0:19:54.200 It's a passionate kiss. 0:19:54.560 --> 0:19:58.040 All right, let's go to the phone. Thirteen twenty four 0:19:58.080 --> 0:19:59.800 to ten did join us on the air. The question 0:19:59.880 --> 0:20:03.280 is do you have a hot family member, Simon? 0:20:03.920 --> 0:20:06.840 Good morning crew, are we Who is it? 0:20:07.000 --> 0:20:07.359 Simon? 0:20:08.200 --> 0:20:10.520 Well, you guys may know a young lady by the 0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:11.879 name of el McPherson. 0:20:12.200 --> 0:20:14.240 Oh, yeah, is your cousin. 0:20:14.880 --> 0:20:15.800 She's my fifth cousin. 0:20:15.880 --> 0:20:21.119 Yeah, yeah, she's my fifth cousin. 0:20:21.200 --> 0:20:24.280 To you could almost be kissing cousins if you're that remo. 0:20:24.440 --> 0:20:26.280 Absolutely, ye, no, I'm good. 0:20:26.600 --> 0:20:28.480 The fact that she's family just kills. 0:20:28.280 --> 0:20:30.879 It to true. No, that's that's differently. 0:20:31.520 --> 0:20:34.399 I'm still you can still put a place for Simon. 0:20:34.760 --> 0:20:37.159 Yeah, you're allowed to say my cousin's hot when your 0:20:37.200 --> 0:20:38.240 cousins are on the person. 0:20:38.359 --> 0:20:40.600 I used to trade off Jennifer Hawkins because same last 0:20:40.680 --> 0:20:42.600 night your sister, and. 0:20:42.520 --> 0:20:46.679 Everyone knew she was my sister. Different jas different. 0:20:47.160 --> 0:20:49.320 So your parents adopt you after Jennifer came on. 0:20:49.560 --> 0:20:52.160 Yeah, you definitely don't look like brother and sister. 0:20:52.359 --> 0:20:54.359 Maybe third cost miss universe. 0:20:54.760 --> 0:21:02.360 Holly, this is much. I love this, Holy, I do. 0:21:02.640 --> 0:21:02.880 Well. 0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:05.320 I don't think he's hot, but my friends do because 0:21:05.359 --> 0:21:06.879 three of them are slept with my brother. 0:21:08.200 --> 0:21:11.160 Sorry, three of their friends have slept with her brother. 0:21:11.560 --> 0:21:13.760 Yeah, that's awkward, probably a. 0:21:13.680 --> 0:21:16.480 Bit of a rooster, though, Holly, my friends are all. 0:21:16.400 --> 0:21:18.560 Banned from my like a male version of me. 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:22.280 So I mean, are you gorgeous? 0:21:22.640 --> 0:21:24.960 I don't think so, but my friends. 0:21:24.760 --> 0:21:26.800 Make Can you describe your brother? What does he look like? 0:21:27.480 --> 0:21:29.920 Oh god, I don't know. Tall, skinny, he's got a 0:21:29.960 --> 0:21:30.400 big nose. 0:21:30.440 --> 0:21:32.320 I have a big nose too. I don't know why people. 0:21:32.119 --> 0:21:34.800 They That's that's sisterly love right there. 0:21:34.920 --> 0:21:39.200 So you do you firmly believe none of your friends 0:21:39.280 --> 0:21:40.440 ever hooked up with your brother? 0:21:40.480 --> 0:21:47.919 Bow me. Yeah, I don't think they did. His mates, 0:21:47.920 --> 0:21:50.200 on the other hand, but none of them are allowed 0:21:50.200 --> 0:21:53.680 to hook up with the other. But he's friends, yeah, 0:21:53.680 --> 0:21:54.320 once or twice? 0:21:54.400 --> 0:21:54.840 Does he know? 0:21:55.440 --> 0:21:55.640 Yeah? 0:21:55.720 --> 0:21:58.320 Yeah, it cause huge family walk. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. 0:21:58.359 --> 0:22:01.159 Of course I've rubbed it right in his face. He 0:22:01.240 --> 0:22:02.840 did it in reverse, he would have been kicked out 0:22:02.840 --> 0:22:03.359 of the family. 0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:07.480 Let's go to Rebecca from Doncaster Morning. 0:22:07.520 --> 0:22:07.720 Beck. 0:22:07.760 --> 0:22:09.440 We're talking hot family members. 0:22:09.840 --> 0:22:10.960 Hey, how are you good? 0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:12.320 Have you got a hot family member? 0:22:13.320 --> 0:22:13.560 Yeah? 0:22:13.600 --> 0:22:13.840 I do. 0:22:14.520 --> 0:22:20.040 His name's Toby, Toby Minor who works in the mind. 0:22:21.760 --> 0:22:22.720 What do you like about him? 0:22:23.119 --> 0:22:25.960 He's just hot with him? 0:22:26.680 --> 0:22:30.320 Okay, we buried the leader. Oh god, sorry. 0:22:30.000 --> 0:22:31.800 And my sister slept with the brother. 0:22:32.320 --> 0:22:37.040 Oh wow, are they direct cousin? Hot? Are they first cousins? 0:22:37.040 --> 0:22:40.200 We have a bit to unpack, Yes, the first cousins. 0:22:40.520 --> 0:22:46.040 Hang on, hang on, you've slept with your hot cousin yep, 0:22:46.600 --> 0:22:47.840 and his brother. 0:22:47.880 --> 0:22:52.280 Slept with your sister yep. Okay, how you can be 0:22:52.320 --> 0:22:52.879 doing that? 0:22:52.880 --> 0:22:54.520 That was Christmas afterwards. 0:22:55.359 --> 0:22:56.200 That's pretty cool. 0:22:56.359 --> 0:22:59.920 And we still get together at family occasions and reunions. 0:23:00.080 --> 0:23:01.679 When you say get together, what do you what do 0:23:01.720 --> 0:23:04.120 you mean? Do you meet in great. 0:23:04.000 --> 0:23:06.440 Or yeah, we just have a family reunion. 0:23:06.480 --> 0:23:07.920 We have a laugh about it, and that's it. 0:23:08.359 --> 0:23:09.000 Everyone knows. 0:23:09.160 --> 0:23:11.160 Was it once soft or have you gone back again 0:23:11.920 --> 0:23:14.560 once off? What was the setting? 0:23:14.560 --> 0:23:16.639 How did that happen? Did you guys meet when you 0:23:16.640 --> 0:23:19.240 were out and not realize that your cousin was at Easter? 0:23:19.359 --> 0:23:20.800 And the event was streng. 0:23:21.480 --> 0:23:24.960 We went to a family function it was his family's 0:23:25.480 --> 0:23:27.879 parents aniversary, and then we went to a funeral a 0:23:27.920 --> 0:23:30.400 week later, and then it just happened. 0:23:30.440 --> 0:23:31.200 At the funeral. 0:23:33.640 --> 0:23:34.520 And what do you. 0:23:36.119 --> 0:23:36.479 Funeral? 0:23:36.680 --> 0:23:38.320 What do your parents think about this? 0:23:39.359 --> 0:23:42.640 My mother doesn't know my dad's passway? 0:23:42.960 --> 0:23:44.520 Wow, what do you think? 0:23:45.200 --> 0:23:45.800 Is this? 0:23:45.920 --> 0:23:46.520 What's happening? 0:23:47.480 --> 0:23:50.600 Have you and your sister thought about swapping? 0:23:50.840 --> 0:23:58.960 Oh, that's disgusting discussing, Sorry, discussed, that's got a bral 0:23:59.040 --> 0:24:00.760 coupas yeer right. 0:24:01.640 --> 0:24:05.040 Well, good morning everybody, and welcome to your Wednesday. 0:24:05.080 --> 0:24:08.040 Good morning Melbourne. 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Grant or grant 0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:10.160 from Brunswick. 0:25:10.560 --> 0:25:13.760 Good morning, Melbourne, fourteen past seven, as we do, thanks 0:25:13.800 --> 0:25:15.919 to Shell already Express it's. 0:25:15.840 --> 0:25:17.159 Quite country it is. 0:25:17.280 --> 0:25:19.920 You're on the air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well. 0:25:20.040 --> 0:25:23.840 And look, guys, we're doing the Keno Go three minute through. 0:25:23.960 --> 0:25:26.439 You can experience the thrill of the weight with a 0:25:26.520 --> 0:25:29.800 forty million dollar Jackpop from Keno Go every three minutes. 0:25:30.160 --> 0:25:32.800 We were looking for grant or grant. 0:25:32.640 --> 0:25:35.040 Grant from bron Brunswick and he didn't call. What does 0:25:35.040 --> 0:25:35.360 that mean? 0:25:35.400 --> 0:25:38.439 It means we Jackpop Baby tomorrow two thousand dollars. 0:25:38.600 --> 0:25:41.320 Hey guy, if you've registered, make sure you're listening tomorrow 0:25:41.400 --> 0:25:42.879 and if you haven't registered yet, i'd go. 0:25:44.160 --> 0:25:47.359 Let's talk basketball and of course Melbourne United. 0:25:51.119 --> 0:25:53.439 Chris Golding joins us from Melbourne United. They've got a 0:25:53.520 --> 0:25:58.040 huge match tonight against the Illawarra Hawks. CG forty three. 0:25:58.600 --> 0:25:59.280 How are we going? 0:25:59.440 --> 0:26:03.560 Good morning, Hey guys. I'm gone really well, looking forward 0:26:03.600 --> 0:26:03.880 to it. 0:26:04.480 --> 0:26:07.320 Mate. I don't want to jinx this, but United are 0:26:07.400 --> 0:26:10.159 looking very good. Dare I say we have this in 0:26:10.200 --> 0:26:10.480 the back? 0:26:10.560 --> 0:26:14.960 Oh yeah, look, I wouldn't. I wouldn't go that far. 0:26:17.200 --> 0:26:20.560 Ilawara the Hawks, they've been on top of the ladder 0:26:20.760 --> 0:26:24.200 all year. They picked this at the post last time 0:26:24.240 --> 0:26:27.960 we played in Melbourne, so we'll be hoping for another 0:26:28.080 --> 0:26:32.200 sell our crowd. The crowd was absolutely rocking last time 0:26:32.359 --> 0:26:35.879 and hopefully we can change the result this time and celebrate. 0:26:35.520 --> 0:26:38.400 A championship that was weird actually because yeah, Illawarra won here, 0:26:38.480 --> 0:26:41.399 but you guys won on their home turf, where normally 0:26:41.400 --> 0:26:42.240 it's the other way around. 0:26:42.400 --> 0:26:44.320 They want twice this series on their turf. 0:26:45.200 --> 0:26:49.119 Yeah, we put well, everyone puts so much emphasis on 0:26:49.280 --> 0:26:52.000 home court advantage, but in the Grand finals the last 0:26:52.000 --> 0:26:56.080 two years it's been six straight away wins, so that's 0:26:56.119 --> 0:26:59.400 something that we are very much ready to change. Of course, 0:26:59.440 --> 0:27:01.440 we were on the the bad end of a few 0:27:01.440 --> 0:27:05.080 of those last year, so we're ready for ten thousand 0:27:05.119 --> 0:27:08.200 plus in John Cana readers, and to help. 0:27:08.080 --> 0:27:10.119 Celebrate with us, I was going to say, Chris, what 0:27:10.240 --> 0:27:13.119 about how big the NBL is at the moment. I 0:27:13.160 --> 0:27:15.680 remember in the nineties, I used to go and watch 0:27:15.880 --> 0:27:20.800 your Tiger. It was huge. Would go to our family, 0:27:20.920 --> 0:27:22.800 all my friends would go. I feel like went through 0:27:22.800 --> 0:27:24.560 a bit of a lull, and now you're back. NBL 0:27:24.640 --> 0:27:27.840 is massive, it's sold out crowds. Are you guys loving it? 0:27:28.880 --> 0:27:32.960 Yeah, it's a really great time for the NBL and basketball. 0:27:33.000 --> 0:27:37.160 There's been a massive boom in our country and worldwide 0:27:37.200 --> 0:27:40.800 with basketball, and the people at NBL HQ have done 0:27:40.800 --> 0:27:43.400 a great job of riding that wave and putting out 0:27:43.400 --> 0:27:47.639 a product that is really enticing to families and kids 0:27:47.760 --> 0:27:53.640 with such a family friendly product. So yeah, we love 0:27:53.960 --> 0:27:57.679 being able to go at our home court sold out 0:27:57.840 --> 0:28:02.520 and just feel the energy from our fans, old, young, everything. 0:28:02.600 --> 0:28:04.560 It's it's a great time to be playing basketball. 0:28:04.640 --> 0:28:08.560 I got one issue, Chris, because you're always court side 0:28:08.600 --> 0:28:09.040 in the court. 0:28:12.440 --> 0:28:14.600 I'm a few raced back, Chris, I'm not stand away 0:28:14.600 --> 0:28:15.280 in the celebrity. 0:28:16.760 --> 0:28:19.240 Yes, standards is like Jack Nicholson. 0:28:21.480 --> 0:28:25.439 Standards is in the bar near a bar. 0:28:25.640 --> 0:28:27.840 Chris is one thing that sort of just gets to 0:28:27.880 --> 0:28:29.480 me and I wonder how you deal with it. When 0:28:29.480 --> 0:28:31.959 you're on the court, how do you feel about the clapper? 0:28:32.240 --> 0:28:33.040 Plapper? 0:28:35.200 --> 0:28:38.000 Well, at the moment, my my ten month old son 0:28:38.240 --> 0:28:42.800 gets one in each hand about six am in the morning, 0:28:42.920 --> 0:28:45.920 So mixed reviews on the clapper where the oppositions at 0:28:45.920 --> 0:28:48.640 the free throw line. We absolutely love it. But you know, 0:28:48.720 --> 0:28:52.280 another great initiative by the club. You know, lots of 0:28:52.320 --> 0:28:54.120 stuff for the kids to get involved in, and the 0:28:54.160 --> 0:28:55.040 clapper is one of them. 0:28:55.200 --> 0:28:59.040 Hy Chris. Now Jason is saying, oh, wearing for it. 0:28:59.200 --> 0:29:02.400 We're g He thinks he's a number one fan, right, 0:29:02.800 --> 0:29:04.040 But what I've. 0:29:03.920 --> 0:29:10.360 Seen him at Southeast Melbourne tickets up and. 0:29:10.240 --> 0:29:13.320 What do you have for supporters like jas who leave 0:29:13.400 --> 0:29:16.840 with fifteen minutes to go to be? He does it 0:29:16.920 --> 0:29:19.240 all the time. The other night he went and I said, 0:29:19.280 --> 0:29:21.240 how amazing was the end? And he said, oh no, 0:29:21.320 --> 0:29:21.960 I left. 0:29:21.720 --> 0:29:21.960 To be. 0:29:23.480 --> 0:29:27.760 To say to pathetic supporters like Jase, I've. 0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:30.560 Got nothing for him. But I think I think tonight 0:29:32.320 --> 0:29:34.120 you're going to want to stay to the end. So 0:29:34.360 --> 0:29:37.000 hopefully it's going to be a big party. We know 0:29:37.120 --> 0:29:39.360 there's a lot of work to do before then, a 0:29:39.480 --> 0:29:42.720 really formidable team we're coming up against, but the chance 0:29:42.760 --> 0:29:45.440 to win a championship on your home for is something 0:29:45.480 --> 0:29:47.200 really special and something we want to grab. 0:29:47.280 --> 0:29:49.200 Hey, Jase, do you want to tell Chris about your 0:29:49.240 --> 0:29:53.000 coaching exports because you're a basketball coach, Jason, you coached 0:29:53.000 --> 0:29:58.400 the Raptors Pythons. 0:29:56.240 --> 0:29:59.720 Up, Chris, I coached under eights. I retired after we 0:29:59.760 --> 0:30:03.800 got the Grand Final. In fact, actually, Felix my Son 0:30:03.920 --> 0:30:08.640 gets coached by your CFO Vince. I'm not sure Vince 0:30:08.640 --> 0:30:10.440 wants to retire next season and you want to take 0:30:10.480 --> 0:30:13.280 up the whistle, Chris, But yeah, I am a retired 0:30:13.520 --> 0:30:14.720 I'm a retired coach. 0:30:15.320 --> 0:30:17.400 Yeah, we'll see how tonight goes and if I need 0:30:17.400 --> 0:30:18.160 to look into. 0:30:17.960 --> 0:30:22.560 That, I'm planning of retirement. Sorry, let's just yeah. 0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:25.840 Chase also was that the goalscorer once and he got 0:30:26.000 --> 0:30:28.560 formal complaints from the other team because he wasn't adding 0:30:28.560 --> 0:30:28.840 it up. 0:30:28.880 --> 0:30:33.040 Probably, Hey CJ. We love watching on the court. I 0:30:33.080 --> 0:30:35.480 love seeing all the kids with the CG forty three 0:30:35.520 --> 0:30:37.640 singlets on. We wish you all the very best against 0:30:37.640 --> 0:30:39.760 Delaware tonight. Bring it home for Melbourne Son. 0:30:39.680 --> 0:30:41.760 Good luck, appreciate you guys, great. 0:30:41.600 --> 0:30:43.360 To chat, Try to do a good date. 0:30:43.840 --> 0:30:46.800 What have you're done? Because there's nothing worse when you 0:30:46.840 --> 0:30:48.080 actually do try and help someone. 0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:49.400 Thank you and a backfights. 0:30:49.600 --> 0:30:52.200 So this was at the kids basketball the other week 0:30:52.880 --> 0:30:58.280 the Raptors. My mates scalpers. We were scalpers, but it 0:30:58.360 --> 0:31:01.000 wasn't politically correct, so we into the vampires. 0:31:01.600 --> 0:31:02.400 Vampires. 0:31:02.520 --> 0:31:07.479 Yes, yes, my mate Sleepy Sadesh. The guy alls asleep 0:31:07.480 --> 0:31:07.960 standing up. 0:31:08.240 --> 0:31:09.640 He gets a lot of air times. 0:31:10.320 --> 0:31:11.320 Catching up with him lately. 0:31:11.360 --> 0:31:11.760 That's why. 0:31:11.920 --> 0:31:14.280 So he's not getting airtime after this though. Let me 0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:16.120 tell you so he mentioned he was having to sleep 0:31:16.160 --> 0:31:18.959 at the basket. No, no, he mentioned he was going 0:31:19.000 --> 0:31:21.200 to take the family to come buy a world. Oh yeah, 0:31:21.280 --> 0:31:22.280 after the basketball. 0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:23.720 What day of the week? 0:31:24.040 --> 0:31:26.520 So this was training and he said he was going 0:31:26.560 --> 0:31:26.800 to do it. 0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:28.600 On the Saturday, right the weekend job. 0:31:28.760 --> 0:31:30.959 I didn't say anything, but I thought, we love gon By. 0:31:31.000 --> 0:31:34.000 Well we did the show there last week exactly, We've 0:31:34.000 --> 0:31:34.800 got good context. 0:31:34.840 --> 0:31:36.440 Did he say because he wanted free tickets? 0:31:36.480 --> 0:31:37.080 Absolutely not. 0:31:37.280 --> 0:31:37.520 No. 0:31:37.600 --> 0:31:39.360 I even asked what are you doing for the weekend. 0:31:39.120 --> 0:31:41.200 So he was just like, I'm going to gun By. 0:31:41.680 --> 0:31:44.520 So pulled a few strings and when I. 0:31:44.520 --> 0:31:46.680 Rocked up, so he did get tickets. 0:31:46.880 --> 0:31:48.720 When I rocked up basketball on the Saturday. I walked 0:31:48.720 --> 0:31:51.040 over and went, your family passed to go. 0:31:52.160 --> 0:31:52.760 That's nice. 0:31:53.680 --> 0:31:57.400 When you had the conversation because she's wake up, wake up, 0:31:57.440 --> 0:31:59.200 so everybody's wiggling. 0:31:58.840 --> 0:32:00.760 And he's lovely. He was like, thanks so much, mate, 0:32:00.760 --> 0:32:02.840 that's really nice. I got a phone call half an 0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:05.400 hour later when he got home and he says, my 0:32:05.440 --> 0:32:07.640 wife's already purchased the tickets online. 0:32:08.360 --> 0:32:09.640 Oh, give them to another family. 0:32:10.120 --> 0:32:11.320 Can't the wife get a refund? 0:32:11.520 --> 0:32:14.480 No, it couldn't get a refund. And he goes, look 0:32:15.120 --> 0:32:18.480 the past you've given me is valid for like six months. 0:32:18.880 --> 0:32:20.600 He gives it another Well, he said, you know how 0:32:20.640 --> 0:32:22.800 the school at the moment are doing this charity drive 0:32:22.880 --> 0:32:25.320 because they're up everyone at the moment. Can you provide 0:32:25.360 --> 0:32:26.280 anything for the auction? 0:32:26.400 --> 0:32:29.160 We're trying to r give them some Jason Lauren water bottles. 0:32:28.960 --> 0:32:29.080 Was it? 0:32:29.200 --> 0:32:31.400 Yeah, I'll give them something and sidesh goes, I might 0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:32.920 just throw it in that, and I said, yeah, go 0:32:32.920 --> 0:32:35.160 for it, mate, throw it in that. So then I 0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:37.920 go to school pick up yesterday, No get the head 0:32:37.920 --> 0:32:41.080 of the p and c oh is that the parents club? 0:32:41.120 --> 0:32:42.040 The parents pretty much? 0:32:42.040 --> 0:32:44.600 The parents and culture? Is that like eight h half of. 0:32:44.640 --> 0:32:48.600 School yes, pretty much. Jace, we haven't heard from you 0:32:48.640 --> 0:32:52.000 with what you cande for the school get wait for 0:32:52.040 --> 0:32:54.680 it to just sdesh. Yesterday gave us a family past 0:32:54.680 --> 0:32:57.160 to come by. Will I think we'll get good money 0:32:57.160 --> 0:32:58.840 for it. Is there anything you can get from the radio. 0:32:58.920 --> 0:33:00.800 No, no, no no no no no no no no no no no. 0:33:01.720 --> 0:33:03.960 You throw under the bus and say no no, that 0:33:04.000 --> 0:33:04.360 was from me. 0:33:04.480 --> 0:33:08.280 I didn't want to get into ad your dog. 0:33:08.440 --> 0:33:12.680 Put your hand up and say do you need to 0:33:12.720 --> 0:33:16.560 say that's from Jason? You need to donate something else? 0:33:18.280 --> 0:33:23.040 Actually on behalf of the Jason, we would like to 0:33:23.120 --> 0:33:26.920 donate Jace's time to take the kids to gum By. 0:33:27.680 --> 0:33:28.680 Absolutely not. 0:33:28.880 --> 0:33:31.440 We'll get another family pass and Jason will take your 0:33:31.520 --> 0:33:35.760 kids for the afternoon function. Again, it's the it's the schools. 0:33:35.440 --> 0:33:39.840 The charity charity drive. You should host it. Actually you 0:33:39.920 --> 0:33:44.280 could host it, yes, and your time. You're going to 0:33:44.360 --> 0:33:45.240 donate your time? 0:33:46.080 --> 0:33:47.760 Or you could throw a pool party at your house? 0:33:48.960 --> 0:33:51.280 Come up, yes, your chance. 0:33:51.400 --> 0:33:55.840 I don't know what you're talking about. Things backfiring. Remember 0:33:55.840 --> 0:33:58.200 when the Simpsons had everyone in the street over because 0:33:58.240 --> 0:33:59.080 they were rich enough. 0:33:58.960 --> 0:34:01.600 To have a pool hot day? The whole school can 0:34:01.640 --> 0:34:02.240 go to Jason. 0:34:02.720 --> 0:34:04.760 It's thirty two degrees today and. 0:34:04.720 --> 0:34:08.279 He's got the slushy machine today, doesn't Why don't you 0:34:08.320 --> 0:34:11.760 do a slushy store and the money from the slushy 0:34:11.760 --> 0:34:12.600 store will go to the. 0:34:12.560 --> 0:34:16.359 School fundraise because the church needs the money they do. 0:34:16.960 --> 0:34:17.520 It's right on. 0:34:17.760 --> 0:34:19.759 Are you're going on that father and son camping trip? 0:34:19.800 --> 0:34:22.840 Well, we are out of time. Have you seen the 0:34:22.920 --> 0:34:25.839 mascot for the new Tazzy AFL team. 0:34:27.000 --> 0:34:28.680 I'm it's Devil. 0:34:28.800 --> 0:34:29.560 Is it a Tasmanian? 0:34:29.880 --> 0:34:32.279 Yeah, like the full mascot outfit that they're going to wear. 0:34:32.520 --> 0:34:35.080 It's the Warner Brothers Tasmania. 0:34:35.719 --> 0:34:39.560 It's like Warner Brothers with an edge. Looks looks me? 0:34:39.800 --> 0:34:40.279 Does it? 0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:45.000 It looks pretty Goodazzy Devil's a savvy and they get Lockjawn. 0:34:46.200 --> 0:34:49.719 I made a baby Tasmanian Devil and I got to 0:34:49.760 --> 0:34:51.680 hold it and it bit my finger and it would 0:34:51.680 --> 0:34:51.960 not like. 0:34:52.160 --> 0:34:54.480 It would not beat your finger. 0:34:55.000 --> 0:34:55.279 So the. 0:34:57.400 --> 0:34:58.799 Finger Charlie that. 0:35:01.280 --> 0:35:02.960 Remember that Charlie. 0:35:02.719 --> 0:35:07.200 Bit my finger? Gen zt she was probably Charlie's age, 0:35:07.520 --> 0:35:10.960 remember gen Z Do you remember Charlie bit my finger out? 0:35:11.360 --> 0:35:11.880 Charlie? 0:35:13.520 --> 0:35:17.439 No, okay, I thought they were facing extinction the old 0:35:17.680 --> 0:35:18.760 devil they are. 0:35:19.080 --> 0:35:20.880 I was at a conservation place. 0:35:22.120 --> 0:35:22.560 Distinction. 0:35:23.160 --> 0:35:26.880 It was up in New South Wales somewhere, and it 0:35:27.000 --> 0:35:32.200 was like territory that most resembles the terrain in Tasmania. 0:35:31.760 --> 0:35:34.720 Right because the tiger Tasmanian tigers. 0:35:34.760 --> 0:35:37.560 That's rip that's gone, gone, gone gone. 0:35:37.880 --> 0:35:41.840 You know what I love? I love a black cat signing? 0:35:42.440 --> 0:35:45.439 Don't I saw one yesterday? It ran in from four 0:35:45.520 --> 0:35:49.920 times like a like a pussy cat neighborhood, isn't it 0:35:49.960 --> 0:35:50.479 bad luck? 0:35:50.680 --> 0:35:53.280 I still haven't seen any foxes around Melbourne. 0:35:54.400 --> 0:35:56.960 I see them all the time. Have you seen a 0:35:56.960 --> 0:35:57.839 black cat? No? 0:35:58.000 --> 0:35:58.520 Like a panther? 0:35:59.160 --> 0:35:59.800 Like a panther? 0:36:00.080 --> 0:36:02.080 Someone's with a lot yesterday, guys. 0:36:03.719 --> 0:36:05.960 I love those people that are like here, look at 0:36:05.960 --> 0:36:06.839 the vision. 0:36:06.680 --> 0:36:07.640 The lotless monster. 0:36:07.760 --> 0:36:09.960 Would I clearly know the difference between a fox and 0:36:10.000 --> 0:36:10.319 a dog? 0:36:10.600 --> 0:36:12.960 Yeah, because you think it was a big cat. 0:36:13.040 --> 0:36:14.279 I reckon they're more cat like. 0:36:14.440 --> 0:36:17.000 Have you seen the video you probably haven't of the 0:36:17.040 --> 0:36:21.560 couple that hand raised a fox. They rescued a fox. 0:36:21.680 --> 0:36:22.120 Who is. 0:36:23.640 --> 0:36:26.680 A fox, and they hand raised it and then the 0:36:26.680 --> 0:36:29.200 fox is just frolicking around in the and then they 0:36:29.239 --> 0:36:30.280 released it in the wild. 0:36:30.960 --> 0:36:34.280 Foxes are quite nice brought all. 0:36:34.160 --> 0:36:36.680 The other Foxes back to say, thank you. Shut up, 0:36:38.760 --> 0:36:40.120 I'm going to get it in the ad break. 0:36:40.080 --> 0:36:40.600 I'm gonna watch. 0:36:40.719 --> 0:36:41.640 We've got an ad coming up. 0:36:42.880 --> 0:36:43.440 What are we doing? 0:36:43.560 --> 0:36:45.560 Let's play ad so we can watch the Fox. 0:36:46.280 --> 0:36:49.760 So beautiful to bring it teardle glass eye. 0:36:50.120 --> 0:36:52.680 Now, don't go and listen to the Fox. I stay 0:36:52.680 --> 0:36:55.680 with us. It sounds like a commercial for. 0:36:55.719 --> 0:37:00.160 Our friends, the experts with you. 0:37:00.160 --> 0:37:06.400 Send Lauren your vessel specialists who specialize in very special things. 0:37:06.760 --> 0:37:08.880 Hi, I'm Adam from Safe Will and I am a 0:37:08.960 --> 0:37:09.680 will expert. 0:37:10.160 --> 0:37:12.120 Let's hear from the expert. 0:37:13.080 --> 0:37:14.200 Welcome to the show. 0:37:14.719 --> 0:37:15.799 Hey, guys, go to be here. 0:37:16.040 --> 0:37:20.000 Good morning. Okay, we're talking wills. Now, this can be 0:37:20.040 --> 0:37:21.799 a bit of a taboo topic. It's something people don't 0:37:21.840 --> 0:37:23.680 like talking about because it seems scary. 0:37:23.719 --> 0:37:24.480 It's a bit delicate. 0:37:24.600 --> 0:37:28.840 Yeah, it's a funny thing. Like I know when I 0:37:28.880 --> 0:37:31.080 talk to my parents about this. My mum has said 0:37:31.120 --> 0:37:33.360 to me before. Every time my mum goes on holidays, 0:37:33.560 --> 0:37:35.200 she calls me before she goes away and she says, 0:37:35.239 --> 0:37:36.520 now you know where I've got the will? 0:37:36.680 --> 0:37:36.880 You know? 0:37:36.880 --> 0:37:38.479 And I'm like, I don't want to talk about it. Yes, 0:37:38.880 --> 0:37:40.600 I don't want to talk about it, but it's important 0:37:40.600 --> 0:37:42.920 that we all talk about it and look into it, 0:37:42.960 --> 0:37:43.520 isn't it, Adam? 0:37:43.640 --> 0:37:43.839 Yeah? 0:37:43.880 --> 0:37:44.360 Absolutely. 0:37:44.400 --> 0:37:46.600 It's one of those things where the last time where 0:37:46.640 --> 0:37:49.240 you want a surprise is when the will is actually surfaced. 0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:50.560 And so the more that you can talk about it, 0:37:50.600 --> 0:37:51.840 the better that it is for everyone. 0:37:51.920 --> 0:37:53.719 Because Lu and I have been discussing it lightly because 0:37:53.760 --> 0:37:56.160 this is terrible. We've got three kids, we don't have 0:37:56.200 --> 0:37:56.520 a will. 0:37:57.120 --> 0:37:58.640 Yeah, you need to get a will, mate, Yeah, your 0:37:58.640 --> 0:37:59.880 own multiple properties. 0:38:00.600 --> 0:38:02.800 Can you imagine dividing up that empire? 0:38:03.120 --> 0:38:15.600 I know gets the boats. 0:38:05.040 --> 0:38:11.799 For joke, gets the ninja slushy mates. 0:38:12.200 --> 0:38:12.560 Tiny? 0:38:13.120 --> 0:38:15.719 In all seriousness, though, Adam, who should. 0:38:15.520 --> 0:38:18.759 Have a will? In reality, everyone should have a will. 0:38:18.800 --> 0:38:21.920 It is particularly important for parents, people with kids, people 0:38:21.960 --> 0:38:23.600 with big ass at whole things. 0:38:23.880 --> 0:38:25.600 So how old do you actually have to be to 0:38:25.760 --> 0:38:26.320 do a will? 0:38:26.840 --> 0:38:28.799 Really, it's as soon as you become an adult, right. 0:38:29.160 --> 0:38:32.239 Wow, exactly, But you say it's very important when you've 0:38:32.239 --> 0:38:32.800 got kids. 0:38:33.920 --> 0:38:35.440 You don't put your kids in the will. 0:38:36.120 --> 0:38:37.120 Like who's going to get them? 0:38:37.360 --> 0:38:37.680 Yeahs? 0:38:37.680 --> 0:38:38.600 Who looks after them? 0:38:38.640 --> 0:38:40.120 So that isn't that is part of a will? 0:38:41.880 --> 0:38:42.080 No? 0:38:42.080 --> 0:38:44.160 No, no, Because you're jokes aside, you. 0:38:44.239 --> 0:38:45.600 Might grow up, Jason. 0:38:45.800 --> 0:38:47.960 I know, Lou and I was saying this because at 0:38:47.960 --> 0:38:51.800 the moment, I honestly don't know who the family would 0:38:51.840 --> 0:38:53.120 think we want them to go to. 0:38:53.360 --> 0:38:56.160 But does that sometimes end in I can imagine huge 0:38:56.239 --> 0:38:57.120 family adults? 0:38:57.200 --> 0:38:59.239 Yeah, absolutely, which is why it's much better to make 0:38:59.280 --> 0:39:01.799 the decisions up front and not haven't made when you 0:39:01.840 --> 0:39:02.560 know that's wild. 0:39:02.640 --> 0:39:05.720 I always thought it was just financial and physical assets. 0:39:05.320 --> 0:39:07.960 So almost to scare people into doing this, Let's use 0:39:08.000 --> 0:39:10.799 my situation. If lu and I died tomorrow and we 0:39:10.880 --> 0:39:11.840 hadn't done a will, where do. 0:39:11.840 --> 0:39:12.279 The kids go? 0:39:13.320 --> 0:39:15.800 The court would need to decide who would be most appropriate. 0:39:15.960 --> 0:39:17.960 Someone that's never met you doesn't know exactly. 0:39:18.040 --> 0:39:21.600 So straw Pole, you haven't got a will? Just yep, Lauren, 0:39:22.280 --> 0:39:24.960 obviously Adam's got a will. I do, yes, And I've 0:39:24.960 --> 0:39:25.920 got one as well. 0:39:25.840 --> 0:39:26.120 Do you? 0:39:26.160 --> 0:39:28.120 Yeah, I've got one. Who gets your drink cards? I 0:39:28.160 --> 0:39:32.960 think they're golden tickets they are now. I got one 0:39:33.000 --> 0:39:35.440 before I went overseas to live overseas. I've got like 0:39:35.480 --> 0:39:37.279 a medical power attorney done and a will done? 0:39:37.320 --> 0:39:37.799 And is that all? 0:39:37.840 --> 0:39:37.880 Just? 0:39:37.960 --> 0:39:40.200 You just made a kind of siphon all my assets 0:39:40.239 --> 0:39:41.799 to mom and dad. 0:39:41.920 --> 0:39:42.080 Yeah? 0:39:42.239 --> 0:39:44.600 Right, But how often if you do have a will, 0:39:44.600 --> 0:39:45.320 should you update it? 0:39:45.320 --> 0:39:47.000 Because if you did that when you moved into seas, 0:39:47.440 --> 0:39:50.880 since then you've purchased a house, like your circumstances have changed. 0:39:50.960 --> 0:39:51.520 Yeah, that's right. 0:39:51.560 --> 0:39:56.759 So anytime that there are major circumstances changes, marriage, divorce, kids, 0:39:57.400 --> 0:39:59.719 if you acquire major assets, is a good time to 0:39:59.719 --> 0:40:00.080 do it? 0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:01.880 And how much do you put in your will? Like 0:40:01.920 --> 0:40:04.959 obviously children are a big one assets, but do people 0:40:05.080 --> 0:40:07.319 get down to the nitty gritty like who gets the car, 0:40:07.400 --> 0:40:12.160 who gets the individual pieces of jewelry or family heirlooms. 0:40:13.400 --> 0:40:15.800 Seriously, though, you've. 0:40:15.600 --> 0:40:18.040 Got some people who want to do the quick and 0:40:18.520 --> 0:40:20.400 dirty will, which is just you know, where does my 0:40:20.440 --> 0:40:22.759 stuff go, who looks after the kids, who's my executive? 0:40:23.160 --> 0:40:25.040 And then some people want to really take their time 0:40:25.120 --> 0:40:30.360 get super detailed and specific about individual assets, notes, funeral requests, 0:40:30.400 --> 0:40:31.600 a bit of everything, and does it. 0:40:31.520 --> 0:40:34.400 Cost more depending on how much stuff you want to 0:40:34.400 --> 0:40:34.799 have in it? 0:40:35.280 --> 0:40:35.759 None at all. 0:40:35.920 --> 0:40:37.960 So we're on a platform called Safe Will, which is 0:40:38.000 --> 0:40:40.719 now the leading will writing platform in the country. Will 0:40:41.200 --> 0:40:44.319 about one in three wills in the country, and it 0:40:44.360 --> 0:40:46.480 can take as little as fifteen minutes, which is just 0:40:46.520 --> 0:40:48.239 you know the basics of what you want to do, 0:40:48.280 --> 0:40:48.640 so do it. 0:40:48.760 --> 0:40:50.040 You don't have to go in and sit down in 0:40:50.040 --> 0:40:51.640 front of someone and itemize everything. 0:40:51.760 --> 0:40:52.480 None at all. 0:40:52.560 --> 0:40:55.880 I'm doing this, are you really? I'm doing it? 0:40:55.920 --> 0:40:56.239 To do it? 0:40:58.400 --> 0:41:00.359 Don't do it after a couple of ve or I'm 0:41:00.360 --> 0:41:02.600 going to get I. 0:41:02.480 --> 0:41:03.000 Don't want. 0:41:05.200 --> 0:41:06.799 Definitely, But this is the thing, right you say you're 0:41:06.800 --> 0:41:08.239 going to do it after a couple of venos. But 0:41:08.280 --> 0:41:11.080 you hear these fights right with people Will saying, oh, 0:41:11.120 --> 0:41:11.840 he wasn't. 0:41:11.640 --> 0:41:13.520 In clear mind when he did that. 0:41:13.520 --> 0:41:16.200 That's real stuff that causes drama in Wills. 0:41:16.000 --> 0:41:18.920 Right, stuff can't happen. It's probably a little bit over dramatized. 0:41:18.960 --> 0:41:21.440 You say more about it in Hollywood than life. But 0:41:21.600 --> 0:41:23.359 you know, if we were looking at doing it over 0:41:23.400 --> 0:41:25.040 a couple of venos, that's probably okay. 0:41:25.239 --> 0:41:27.200 Right right now, if I. 0:41:27.160 --> 0:41:29.720 Get stuck with these kids, I can't say play the tapes. 0:41:29.760 --> 0:41:31.400 He said he had a few ones. He didn't mean it. 0:41:31.480 --> 0:41:35.440 No, we'll talk after, we'll figure out damn it. 0:41:35.440 --> 0:41:36.960 It's going to be a long it's been a long 0:41:37.000 --> 0:41:38.759 play gag and I'll have to be dead. I won't 0:41:38.800 --> 0:41:40.160 be able to see it. But God will be great. 0:41:40.280 --> 0:41:43.080 I've seen a friendo through this whose parents passed away 0:41:43.480 --> 0:41:46.320 and didn't leave anything to one bunch of the kids, 0:41:47.320 --> 0:41:49.360 and you would think that's it, that's what dad wanted. 0:41:49.480 --> 0:41:50.759 But instead they can challenge it. 0:41:51.040 --> 0:41:54.520 Yeah, that's right. The point of a will, well, it 0:41:54.560 --> 0:41:56.600 will is the starting point. So it's better to have 0:41:56.719 --> 0:41:58.799 something in place. If you want to challenge it, you 0:41:58.840 --> 0:42:01.239 have to prove that either you were entitled to it, 0:42:01.320 --> 0:42:03.880 the person wasn't a sound mind, whatever ground you're can 0:42:03.880 --> 0:42:07.879 testing it on. But if there is no contest the will, 0:42:08.040 --> 0:42:08.920 the will should stand. 0:42:09.280 --> 0:42:12.120 So is there an actual will reading? Do they go 0:42:14.120 --> 0:42:17.480 the Last Will and Testament of Clint Lucas Stanaway? Like 0:42:18.200 --> 0:42:21.920 the Mercedes A thirty five that goes to Jace. You've 0:42:21.960 --> 0:42:24.040 always wanted a sports car. I'm not going to fit 0:42:24.080 --> 0:42:30.760 in that, Larreen the big ear you do you actually 0:42:30.800 --> 0:42:31.040 do that? 0:42:31.960 --> 0:42:35.600 No, it's not often that traumatic. Often what happens is 0:42:35.680 --> 0:42:38.400 someone will find the will, go through it as a 0:42:38.480 --> 0:42:41.520 family and you know, figure out how they're going to 0:42:41.560 --> 0:42:42.320 divide the stuff. 0:42:43.280 --> 0:42:44.960 That it would be great if it was that traumatic. 0:42:45.200 --> 0:42:47.880 What some of the strangest stuff you see because you 0:42:48.120 --> 0:42:50.080 hear people who die and they leave hundreds of millions 0:42:50.120 --> 0:42:53.240 to the Lost Dogs Home or to random things. 0:42:53.400 --> 0:42:55.480 Yeah, we've seen a lot, so we've written hundreds of 0:42:55.520 --> 0:42:58.879 thousands of wills. We had one user leave twenty five 0:42:58.920 --> 0:43:01.200 grand to their cat to make sure that the cat 0:43:01.280 --> 0:43:02.680 mantained the high quality of. 0:43:02.719 --> 0:43:03.680 Living which was. 0:43:06.160 --> 0:43:06.319 There. 0:43:06.360 --> 0:43:09.440 We saw one one bloke leave ten grand to his 0:43:09.520 --> 0:43:12.480 friends for flights to Vegas and another ten grand specifically 0:43:12.520 --> 0:43:13.040 to put. 0:43:12.840 --> 0:43:16.520 On black Never we never heard how that ended up. 0:43:16.680 --> 0:43:17.600 It was super interested. 0:43:17.840 --> 0:43:18.480 That's awesome. 0:43:18.719 --> 0:43:21.719 My favorite one was someone requested that they that their 0:43:21.760 --> 0:43:24.479 ashes get put into a firework so that they could 0:43:24.520 --> 0:43:26.920 go out with a bang and side. 0:43:27.600 --> 0:43:28.799 Put that stuff in a will. 0:43:28.920 --> 0:43:29.120 Yeah. 0:43:29.120 --> 0:43:31.920 Absolutely, you can specify funeral wishes gifts. 0:43:32.080 --> 0:43:34.279 Wow, I can really screw you over and leave some 0:43:34.520 --> 0:43:38.319 specific things that you to do on the show what 0:43:38.360 --> 0:43:39.080 they've orders. 0:43:39.760 --> 0:43:41.880 No, that's not appropriate. 0:43:42.040 --> 0:43:45.080 So if we're like, I don't know out at dinner, okay, 0:43:45.160 --> 0:43:48.000 go with me here right, and something happens to me, 0:43:49.080 --> 0:43:51.160 I'm now bleeding at the table. I look like I'm 0:43:51.160 --> 0:43:54.680 about to die. Can I scribble down on the napkin? 0:43:54.920 --> 0:43:56.560 Yeah, and sign it and sign it. 0:43:56.600 --> 0:43:59.160 That's a wheel asking the expert. Come on, would that? 0:43:59.160 --> 0:44:03.719 Because the look without giving legal advice, if you can 0:44:03.760 --> 0:44:05.920 prove that you're in sound mind as you're doing it, 0:44:06.040 --> 0:44:09.800 then perhaps yeah. Well if it gets properly executed and 0:44:09.920 --> 0:44:12.280 witnessed at the table, then we might. 0:44:12.200 --> 0:44:16.960 Be your witness. Ja can you so? Okay? So, in 0:44:17.080 --> 0:44:19.960 terms of a checklist, what do people need to complete 0:44:20.000 --> 0:44:20.360 a will? 0:44:20.760 --> 0:44:22.240 Great question? So the basics. 0:44:22.320 --> 0:44:24.879 If you've got kids, who are going to look after 0:44:24.920 --> 0:44:25.319 your kids? 0:44:25.400 --> 0:44:25.560 Yep? 0:44:25.640 --> 0:44:28.040 Who will act as executor of your estate? So that's 0:44:28.080 --> 0:44:29.920 the person who steps in to do all of the 0:44:30.000 --> 0:44:33.520 work to administer your estate once you pass away. And 0:44:33.560 --> 0:44:35.359 the last thing that you want to consider is how 0:44:35.440 --> 0:44:38.680 your state will get divided. Beyond that, if you've got 0:44:38.719 --> 0:44:41.120 pets and you want to leave ped instructions, if you've 0:44:41.120 --> 0:44:43.920 got funeral wishes, if you've got specific gifts, you can 0:44:43.920 --> 0:44:45.080 go down that level of detail. 0:44:45.160 --> 0:44:47.200 And then what do you need to do it on safe? 0:44:47.239 --> 0:44:47.359 Well? 0:44:47.400 --> 0:44:49.120 Do you need your passport? Do you need your driver's license, 0:44:49.160 --> 0:44:50.160 you need your birth certificate? 0:44:50.239 --> 0:44:51.680 Nothing? Just a computer? 0:44:52.040 --> 0:44:52.279 Wow? 0:44:53.040 --> 0:44:53.400 Really? 0:44:53.560 --> 0:44:55.359 All right, that's me tonight you should do it as well? 0:44:55.480 --> 0:44:56.200 Or do it tonight? 0:44:56.320 --> 0:44:57.240 How much does it cost? 0:44:57.920 --> 0:44:59.920 So it costs one hundred and sixty dollars for sing 0:45:00.040 --> 0:45:01.920 as in tw one hundred and forty dollars for couples. 0:45:02.560 --> 0:45:06.080 It's actually free for the rest of March special we'll 0:45:06.120 --> 0:45:09.440 run out that we're running quick at the moment. We 0:45:09.480 --> 0:45:11.399 do a lot of work with charities, so we help 0:45:11.480 --> 0:45:13.759 them to get gifts and wills, which makes up twenty 0:45:13.800 --> 0:45:17.000 five percent of total national fundraising. We run this promotion 0:45:17.080 --> 0:45:19.920 once a year and so Jason now to time. 0:45:19.840 --> 0:45:21.840 Okay, gidding up to the end of March, and we 0:45:21.960 --> 0:45:23.399 just go to safewill dot com dot a. 0:45:23.360 --> 0:45:25.719 You safe doctor, very charitable person. Who are you going 0:45:25.760 --> 0:45:29.360 to lead Jason Hawkins Foundation. 0:45:29.760 --> 0:45:32.040 If you're married or engaged, or you have a defect, 0:45:32.600 --> 0:45:34.480 can I have a separate like can you have a 0:45:34.480 --> 0:45:36.239 separate will to your partner or does it need to 0:45:36.280 --> 0:45:36.920 be done together? 0:45:37.120 --> 0:45:38.920 No, it's encouraged that you have separate wills. 0:45:39.520 --> 0:45:40.719 Just asking for. 0:45:43.600 --> 0:45:45.359 No, there would be a lot of people that would 0:45:45.400 --> 0:45:46.360 want to do Yeah. 0:45:46.239 --> 0:45:49.160 That's why you're asking. It's for them. I Adam, thanks 0:45:49.200 --> 0:45:50.520 for company mate. We appreciate it. 0:45:50.520 --> 0:45:52.080 Thanks guys, great to chating. 0:45:52.239 --> 0:45:56.160 Well, good morning Melbourne, and good morning to Mellie, and 0:45:56.200 --> 0:45:57.719 thank you for the fine week you do it the G. 0:45:59.480 --> 0:46:00.919 Sorry you say that again. 0:46:01.080 --> 0:46:02.840 I said thank you for all the fine work you 0:46:02.880 --> 0:46:05.560 do at the MCG. She works in Food and BEV goes. 0:46:05.719 --> 0:46:08.359 Oh now an angel, I love it. 0:46:08.640 --> 0:46:10.800 Yeah, the MCG. What an amazing place. 0:46:10.840 --> 0:46:11.040 Do you? 0:46:11.280 --> 0:46:12.239 Who do you barrack for. 0:46:14.160 --> 0:46:14.600 Supporter? 0:46:15.560 --> 0:46:16.640 Let the good times roll? 0:46:16.680 --> 0:46:20.600 Eh, we've got the wizard on off Friday. Hey, I 0:46:20.640 --> 0:46:22.520 believe you want to go the five hundred dollars question 0:46:22.600 --> 0:46:23.160 this morning? 0:46:24.000 --> 0:46:24.960 Yeah, I'll try it. 0:46:25.160 --> 0:46:27.840 All right, good Lork. Here's how it works. You're going 0:46:27.920 --> 0:46:30.720 to hear a question. You'll hear a three two one countdown. Mallie, 0:46:30.960 --> 0:46:33.960 you have to answer before the buzzer. If you don't know, 0:46:34.239 --> 0:46:35.920 have a guess because you might just get it right. 0:46:35.920 --> 0:46:37.120 And the casual be yours exactly. 0:46:37.239 --> 0:46:40.600 Question m fourth quarter? Do you guys get to close 0:46:40.640 --> 0:46:41.960 down Food and Bev and just go and watch the 0:46:42.040 --> 0:46:42.560 end of the game. 0:46:43.400 --> 0:46:44.480 Yes, ten minutes in. 0:46:45.160 --> 0:46:46.040 Oh, that's cool. 0:46:46.160 --> 0:46:47.719 If you want your hot chips, don't try and get 0:46:47.719 --> 0:46:49.359 them fifteen minutes into the last quarter. 0:46:49.719 --> 0:46:50.279 That's right. 0:46:50.760 --> 0:46:52.560 You know the NRAL in Brisbane they shut the bar 0:46:52.640 --> 0:46:53.960 at halftime, do they? 0:46:54.040 --> 0:46:55.560 Yeah, that's the best bit. 0:46:55.719 --> 0:46:58.080 No, no, no, The end of halftime and the second half 0:46:58.120 --> 0:47:01.600 of the footy starts. Bar close full strength or mid strength, 0:47:01.640 --> 0:47:02.320 they'd be middiest. 0:47:02.480 --> 0:47:03.400 Why do they close the bar? 0:47:03.719 --> 0:47:04.880 NRL crowd in Brisbane? 0:47:04.920 --> 0:47:07.120 Oh, they get a bit unruly, Yeah do they? 0:47:07.320 --> 0:47:09.040 You're only allowed to drink in the first half. 0:47:09.200 --> 0:47:11.480 Yeah. Well, well you stack up at hard time. 0:47:11.680 --> 0:47:14.360 I mean that must they must lose so much money. 0:47:14.840 --> 0:47:15.960 Well, people stack up. 0:47:17.000 --> 0:47:19.719 You know those little trays. Those trays are a full. 0:47:20.360 --> 0:47:22.800 They are full. Yeah, and you can carry two trays 0:47:22.840 --> 0:47:23.160 as well. 0:47:23.400 --> 0:47:26.360 Queenslunders. It's too hot maybe and they need to stay hydrated. 0:47:26.400 --> 0:47:27.560 The speaking for a Franklin. 0:47:27.600 --> 0:47:31.320 All right, Mellie, here comes your question for five hundred dollars. 0:47:31.360 --> 0:47:34.560 Remember make sure you answer within that three seconds. Here 0:47:34.600 --> 0:47:34.800 we go. 0:47:36.680 --> 0:47:43.200 Which country was formerly known as Sam. 0:47:40.600 --> 0:47:47.360 Three two one India? My guess was Vietnam? 0:47:47.560 --> 0:47:50.680 No, it was Thailand Island. 0:47:53.000 --> 0:47:53.839 Thailand. Me. 0:47:54.640 --> 0:47:55.480 No, I haven't. 0:47:56.040 --> 0:47:57.759 One thing You'll notice there is that a lot of 0:47:57.760 --> 0:48:01.280 the hotels and eateries are all sort of named Siam. 0:48:01.560 --> 0:48:04.319 Oh something. There's a lot around Melbourne that. Yeah, well 0:48:04.480 --> 0:48:08.040 look Siam Takeaway, Hampton Street, Siam Massage. 0:48:08.360 --> 0:48:14.280 I love typhood yum it's I love Thailand. 0:48:14.400 --> 0:48:15.879 So we must go. 0:48:16.040 --> 0:48:16.640 We should go. 0:48:16.800 --> 0:48:19.399 I like typhood, Clint likes time massages. 0:48:20.640 --> 0:48:25.160 Well, yeah I do. Well. 0:48:25.280 --> 0:48:26.480 Good morning everybody. 0:48:26.800 --> 0:48:28.000 Hey this time tomorrow. 0:48:28.040 --> 0:48:31.280 Another five thousand dollars up for grabs thanks to Jurassic Unearthed. 0:48:31.480 --> 0:48:35.719 The dinosaurs are coming. Prepared to be amazed as a 0:48:35.760 --> 0:48:38.799 lifelike dinosaurs stomp raw and move right before your rise 0:48:39.200 --> 0:48:42.600 Jurassic Unearthed. That's happening from March twenty eight to April 0:48:42.640 --> 0:48:47.480 twenty seven at Colfield race Course. Lauren's blown up about 0:48:47.520 --> 0:48:49.680 the the tazzy mascot. 0:48:49.840 --> 0:48:52.160 I I just caught it half a glimpse on the 0:48:52.200 --> 0:48:52.839 Today Show. 0:48:53.000 --> 0:48:54.960 It looks like a sewer rat. This is for the 0:48:55.000 --> 0:48:56.719 new AFL team in Tasmania. 0:48:57.320 --> 0:49:00.320 It looks quite Excid's going to want to get there. Photo. 0:49:00.920 --> 0:49:03.960 It looks like it's made out of recycled garbage bags. 0:49:04.000 --> 0:49:05.160 It's got little knock knees. 0:49:05.200 --> 0:49:08.640 Look at it'sh It does look a little paper mash. 0:49:09.239 --> 0:49:10.920 I'm sorry, it's not going to go well in the wet. 0:49:11.080 --> 0:49:13.399 That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my last Jase. 0:49:13.440 --> 0:49:16.520 You were pretty happy with it. You said it looked fearsome. Yeah, 0:49:16.560 --> 0:49:21.480 I lied. Yeah, Tasmanians do it differently. They really do. 0:49:22.120 --> 0:49:24.520 They really do. It does look a bit ratty, Hey. 0:49:24.480 --> 0:49:28.400 Guys, can we talk? Is it Butcher and Sonny? 0:49:28.600 --> 0:49:29.960 Yeah, Butcher and Sunny. 0:49:33.680 --> 0:49:33.919 Home? 0:49:34.080 --> 0:49:36.920 They're coming on most homes. So they're seventeen. 0:49:37.239 --> 0:49:44.399 So is it spelled sun I? 0:49:44.480 --> 0:49:45.160 Yeah, Sunny. 0:49:45.680 --> 0:49:49.120 So this is the two astronauts that originally we're going 0:49:49.200 --> 0:49:50.839 to the space station for how long? 0:49:51.440 --> 0:49:53.920 They were going for a week and they've been there 0:49:54.040 --> 0:49:58.000 nine months and they missed a whole heap of things 0:49:58.000 --> 0:50:02.439 like Christmas the rest. Anywayventeen hours ago they bordered their 0:50:03.120 --> 0:50:04.760 rocket ship. Is a capsule? 0:50:04.920 --> 0:50:06.160 Is elon bringing them back? 0:50:07.120 --> 0:50:10.320 Is it long? I? 0:50:10.400 --> 0:50:11.200 Are you just saying yes? 0:50:11.239 --> 0:50:12.840 But you don't sink? 0:50:13.000 --> 0:50:13.160 Yeah? 0:50:13.200 --> 0:50:13.600 Yeah yeah. 0:50:13.680 --> 0:50:14.760 Starlink's the internet? 0:50:14.880 --> 0:50:15.560 Is it? Yeah? 0:50:15.760 --> 0:50:17.200 SpaceX space X. 0:50:18.480 --> 0:50:19.719 They haven't had anything. 0:50:19.640 --> 0:50:25.720 You did you to splash down shortly, they've been Sunny slash. 0:50:25.880 --> 0:50:28.240 Suni's hair is huge. 0:50:28.560 --> 0:50:30.840 So nine months of zero gravity. 0:50:30.880 --> 0:50:35.880 They'll fall out of that little capsule being born again, yes, 0:50:36.600 --> 0:50:39.719 so hoping safe touchdown for those guys. 0:50:39.719 --> 0:50:40.680 Can we watch it live? 0:50:40.800 --> 0:50:41.480 Is this like motion? 0:50:42.280 --> 0:50:47.200 We can commentate it? I'm doing the show. Is it 0:50:47.320 --> 0:50:50.680 sort of propel back towards Earth? How does it all? 0:50:50.719 --> 0:50:54.600 Well, I watched that movie with Sandra Bullock Lands in 0:50:54.640 --> 0:50:54.960 the Lake. 0:50:55.160 --> 0:50:57.759 Yeah, how do they get it? So they're landing water? 0:50:58.440 --> 0:51:02.239 Do they always land in water just on the dirt 0:51:03.320 --> 0:51:06.480 and then they just floats until they Yeah, they're opening 0:51:06.480 --> 0:51:07.600 a new careed tennis balls. 0:51:08.120 --> 0:51:10.640 Well sort of that that the Coastguard come and fish 0:51:10.680 --> 0:51:14.040 them out or the NASA boats. 0:51:14.880 --> 0:51:15.719 That is amazing. 0:51:15.800 --> 0:51:17.440 I'll tell you what. That's what I love about you 0:51:17.520 --> 0:51:19.680 being a journalist. You are, Clint, You're a detail guy. 0:51:21.040 --> 0:51:22.239 The coast guardal. 0:51:22.440 --> 0:51:27.399 Watch the boats even played in Melbourne again last night 0:51:27.400 --> 0:51:28.640 and coming up after this loss. 0:51:29.080 --> 0:51:31.560 Oh, there's a bit of a debate in my house 0:51:32.600 --> 0:51:36.239 about a new family member. Hello right now, though, this 0:51:36.280 --> 0:51:39.040 is something that I think Clint will empathize with me on. 0:51:39.160 --> 0:51:41.880 Maybe not you jas because you are a cold blooded 0:51:41.920 --> 0:51:42.640 reptile lover. 0:51:43.080 --> 0:51:44.200 No not, I'm a dog man. 0:51:44.239 --> 0:51:47.640 No, you're not your reptile. When did When was the 0:51:47.680 --> 0:51:48.560 last time he had a dog? 0:51:49.400 --> 0:51:51.840 We borrowed a friend's dog for a week during lockdown? 0:51:51.960 --> 0:51:52.920 Oh? Yeah, how did that go? 0:51:53.040 --> 0:51:53.560 Had it end? 0:51:53.640 --> 0:51:55.479 I did dog share? I let people take my dogs 0:51:55.480 --> 0:51:57.120 for walks that. 0:51:57.120 --> 0:51:58.760 Way just kept the kids happy. 0:51:58.719 --> 0:52:01.440 Yeah, it was awesome anyway. As you know, I have 0:52:01.480 --> 0:52:05.080 two beautiful dogs, A big one, Mala, the German shorthad pointer, 0:52:05.440 --> 0:52:07.480 and a little sausage dog called Ted. Ted comes to 0:52:07.560 --> 0:52:08.360 visits sometimes. 0:52:08.520 --> 0:52:09.960 I love Ted. 0:52:10.120 --> 0:52:13.040 Right, So you might feel sad about this. Ted is 0:52:13.080 --> 0:52:18.080 going through this weird stage. He's never really been a yapper. 0:52:18.160 --> 0:52:21.000 When we're out, he's always a chill for a sausage dog, 0:52:21.000 --> 0:52:23.799 He's super chill. But all of a sudden, every time 0:52:23.800 --> 0:52:25.400 we go out and I come home, he's sitting on 0:52:25.440 --> 0:52:29.160 the front door step like outside rain, hail or shine. 0:52:29.160 --> 0:52:32.960 He sits there in the pouring rain, waiting for us 0:52:33.000 --> 0:52:33.640 to come home. 0:52:34.600 --> 0:52:37.280 He's got Yeah, he's gone like separation. 0:52:37.360 --> 0:52:40.160 He's never had it before. He's now ten, and all 0:52:40.160 --> 0:52:42.000 of a sudden we go and he just cries and 0:52:42.040 --> 0:52:43.920 sits on the front doorstep in the. 0:52:43.920 --> 0:52:47.799 Rain, helongs for you or probably Paul running out. 0:52:47.840 --> 0:52:49.400 Well, in fact, either of us. If one of us 0:52:49.440 --> 0:52:51.879 is home, he's happy. But if we're both out, it's 0:52:52.000 --> 0:52:54.440 the saddest thing. Because you know, little Ted, he's so tiny, 0:52:54.480 --> 0:52:55.960 big dog, couldn't care less. 0:52:56.120 --> 0:52:59.480 You must medicate him. Oh no, I don't. 0:53:00.160 --> 0:53:01.680 Nobody's so coolable. 0:53:01.320 --> 0:53:05.840 For giving their dogs cannabis, medicinal cabin cannabis. 0:53:06.880 --> 0:53:10.080 Yeah, I heard about this anxious stop that's like a 0:53:10.080 --> 0:53:11.080 little gummy. 0:53:10.800 --> 0:53:14.120 Prescribing cannabis to the Dame's just sitting there. 0:53:15.520 --> 0:53:18.160 With a bag of tim tamps or even mum, got 0:53:18.160 --> 0:53:20.239 any food yourself? 0:53:23.000 --> 0:53:23.480 Seriously? 0:53:23.719 --> 0:53:27.840 Hold that a little smoke with his paws? 0:53:28.280 --> 0:53:32.840 Oh Teddy? Anyway, he's so cute and Paul is desperately 0:53:32.880 --> 0:53:34.640 sad about it, even sauder than me, I think, because 0:53:34.640 --> 0:53:37.680 he's just so little interest, shivering in the rain waiting 0:53:37.680 --> 0:53:38.040 for us. 0:53:38.239 --> 0:53:39.080 You feel that bad? 0:53:39.239 --> 0:53:39.479 Right? 0:53:39.960 --> 0:53:41.480 Has it stopped you going out at all? 0:53:41.680 --> 0:53:46.520 No? Not at all. So, but what I've proposed. 0:53:46.600 --> 0:53:49.480 Ted's doing, that's alright, he's on the doorstep in the wet. 0:53:49.800 --> 0:53:49.960 No. 0:53:50.000 --> 0:53:52.520 Well, now, I'm like, he'll be fine, he'll be fine, 0:53:52.560 --> 0:53:54.160 and then we'll be out for dinner. And Paul looks 0:53:54.160 --> 0:53:56.439 at the cameras and he's like, he's just sitting out. 0:53:57.000 --> 0:53:58.040 So do you leave the event? 0:53:58.440 --> 0:53:58.600 Some? 0:53:58.760 --> 0:53:58.880 Well? 0:53:58.960 --> 0:54:02.480 Yeah, sometimes what is the other dog doing? Living her 0:54:02.480 --> 0:54:05.000 best life on the couch where she's not supposed to be. Probably, 0:54:05.520 --> 0:54:08.400 So what I've proposed to Paul, oh here we go, 0:54:09.239 --> 0:54:10.799 is that we get another sausage dog. 0:54:11.000 --> 0:54:13.680 No, goodness, gracious. 0:54:13.280 --> 0:54:16.600 Because then you have something to care for a little 0:54:16.640 --> 0:54:17.400 baby Saucy. 0:54:17.800 --> 0:54:18.920 No, because. 0:54:21.840 --> 0:54:25.480 Because he's lonely and he wants another friend. Paul just 0:54:25.480 --> 0:54:26.759 says three dogs are too much. 0:54:27.520 --> 0:54:28.200 Get another dog. 0:54:28.400 --> 0:54:29.759 I think so too, but it's got to be a 0:54:29.760 --> 0:54:31.320 sausage handover. 0:54:31.360 --> 0:54:33.960 Sa. I think it's fantastic you for a third child. 0:54:34.160 --> 0:54:38.839 I know what I'm about to give your don't get 0:54:39.120 --> 0:54:39.879 the third dog. 0:54:40.000 --> 0:54:43.080 What about a cat? 0:54:43.760 --> 0:54:47.400 I hate cats, No offense to the cat people out there, 0:54:47.440 --> 0:54:49.360 but I at one of them. No, so I'm thinking 0:54:49.400 --> 0:54:52.839 another dog. Paul says three dogs is too many. So 0:54:54.120 --> 0:54:56.040 I want to know who has the most pets in 0:54:56.080 --> 0:55:01.480 their house in Melbourne? Thirteen twenty four ten. How many dogs, cats, reptiles, 0:55:01.600 --> 0:55:02.480 birds do you have? 0:55:02.560 --> 0:55:02.680 Now? 0:55:02.760 --> 0:55:05.440 Remember I live in a townhouse and I want three dogs. 0:55:05.480 --> 0:55:08.040 We were live from a listener's house where they had 0:55:08.040 --> 0:55:08.920 eleven children. 0:55:08.960 --> 0:55:10.520 Now I want to know who's got the most. 0:55:10.360 --> 0:55:15.080 Pets thirteen twenty four to ten, Doctor Doolittle. 0:55:14.760 --> 0:55:17.600 Get five dogs with the doctor do dogs with our 0:55:17.680 --> 0:55:19.120 very own doctor do Little in Melbourne? 0:55:19.200 --> 0:55:22.880 Who has the most pets in their house in Melbourne? 0:55:23.920 --> 0:55:26.000 And keeping eye on our socials? But when Lauren goes 0:55:26.000 --> 0:55:27.280 shopping for a third puppy. 0:55:28.040 --> 0:55:29.600 Can you imagine how it's going to be a baby, 0:55:29.640 --> 0:55:30.399 little easy dog. 0:55:30.800 --> 0:55:31.960 We'll call it Fred, Ted and Fred. 0:55:32.080 --> 0:55:36.920 Oh, we've even got names. Okay, right, decision needs I 0:55:36.920 --> 0:55:39.759 think it's done. Phone lines of Ted and Ned. We'll go. 0:55:41.760 --> 0:55:46.040 I quite like that. Good morning Melbourne. You are on 0:55:46.080 --> 0:55:49.000 the air with Jason and Lauren. Clint's here as well 0:55:49.200 --> 0:55:54.440 and coming up after the eight thirty years parenting expert Maggie. 0:55:54.239 --> 0:55:56.120 Dent is going to be on the air with us. 0:55:56.239 --> 0:55:58.480 Had a suggestion from a friend, Sharen. 0:55:59.080 --> 0:56:02.440 I'm just saying, my little sausage dog, Ted is a 0:56:02.440 --> 0:56:04.000 bit lonely, even though I've got another dog. 0:56:04.080 --> 0:56:06.280 So I'm trying to convince Paul to let me another 0:56:06.280 --> 0:56:06.879 sausage dog. 0:56:06.960 --> 0:56:09.560 Well, my friend Jules just sent me a message to say, 0:56:09.600 --> 0:56:10.360 how about Bill. 0:56:10.760 --> 0:56:12.600 Oh, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. 0:56:13.040 --> 0:56:13.799 I don't mind it. 0:56:14.080 --> 0:56:14.840 Bill and Ted. 0:56:15.160 --> 0:56:17.360 Yeah, I think you should do it, just because. 0:56:17.160 --> 0:56:19.440 I like Ned and Ted. But my nephew's name is 0:56:19.440 --> 0:56:21.480 Ned and he comes over a bit. We can't have Ned, 0:56:21.560 --> 0:56:22.120 Ned and Ted. 0:56:22.600 --> 0:56:24.799 We just another get another dog? Get four? 0:56:29.480 --> 0:56:30.760 How many pets have you got? 0:56:31.120 --> 0:56:34.359 I'm thirteen twenty four ten, Melbourne. How many pets do 0:56:34.400 --> 0:56:36.080 you have? Who's got the most? 0:56:36.760 --> 0:56:39.719 Looking for Aaron? Doctor? Do it all tomorrow? Is that 0:56:39.760 --> 0:56:41.319 you do? You think? Oh? 0:56:41.360 --> 0:56:42.759 I don't know if I'm a doctor doo a little bit, 0:56:42.880 --> 0:56:43.719 definitely not there. 0:56:43.760 --> 0:56:44.879 What do you go through the list? 0:56:45.600 --> 0:56:48.359 I've got one dog, a four cat, two rabbits and 0:56:48.360 --> 0:56:49.319 two ferrets. 0:56:49.560 --> 0:56:51.560 Oh my god, do you live in like a suburban 0:56:51.600 --> 0:56:52.560 house or a farm? 0:56:53.239 --> 0:56:53.439 No? 0:56:53.880 --> 0:56:55.560 Can you run me through all their names? 0:56:56.480 --> 0:56:56.640 Yes? 0:56:56.760 --> 0:57:02.680 So there's Nala, Boss, them, Donnie, Jenny, Jordan, Monica, Moses, 0:57:03.120 --> 0:57:04.680 Marshmallow and Willow. 0:57:04.960 --> 0:57:09.360 Okay, all pet names. Jordans, Why Jordans? And what's Jordan? 0:57:10.000 --> 0:57:12.680 Jordan's the cats? And she came to us name. 0:57:13.440 --> 0:57:14.200 You're asking man? 0:57:14.560 --> 0:57:18.320 And Monica was Monica? Named after Monica from Friends Again? 0:57:18.480 --> 0:57:21.440 Monica and Moses, they're the ferrets and they were both named. 0:57:23.440 --> 0:57:27.080 Ferret. What's the ferret? That a guinea pig. 0:57:27.120 --> 0:57:29.680 It's like a long guinea pig with the not yet 0:57:29.680 --> 0:57:32.520 it's not not as nice as a guinea pig. Paris 0:57:32.560 --> 0:57:34.760 Hilton has a lot of ferrets and she has a 0:57:34.800 --> 0:57:38.280 ferret house. It's a miniature version of her mansion and 0:57:38.320 --> 0:57:39.600 it's the ferret mansion. 0:57:39.840 --> 0:57:42.200 That's ridiculous. What's the one that sprays the stuff on you? 0:57:43.080 --> 0:57:45.160 Skunk like? 0:57:46.360 --> 0:57:46.560 Yes? 0:57:47.920 --> 0:57:51.320 Or apparently bits on you, doesn't it? 0:57:51.520 --> 0:57:54.880 Yes? Slash alpacker, same thing. 0:57:55.840 --> 0:57:56.720 No different. 0:57:59.400 --> 0:58:02.919 Man when you really Oh yeah, they're gonna come for me. Yes. 0:58:04.360 --> 0:58:08.160 And in don Vale, Now that's that's a suburb, not 0:58:08.200 --> 0:58:11.040 a rural area. How many animals have you got in 0:58:11.160 --> 0:58:12.560 downtown don Violin? 0:58:13.000 --> 0:58:14.280 We have sixteen? 0:58:15.200 --> 0:58:16.720 Six What do you got? Six? 0:58:17.200 --> 0:58:21.680 So we've got five cats, three grudles and the rest 0:58:21.680 --> 0:58:22.520 are birds? 0:58:24.000 --> 0:58:26.360 Ivery family, you were an ivory. 0:58:28.320 --> 0:58:33.600 Five have a massive cadio for the cat so they 0:58:33.640 --> 0:58:34.680 can spend time outside. 0:58:34.800 --> 0:58:40.240 What so closed in patio? 0:58:40.560 --> 0:58:42.120 Do the cats have a go after the birds? 0:58:43.560 --> 0:58:43.680 Oh? 0:58:43.800 --> 0:58:46.000 No, they do like to watch them, but they don't. 0:58:46.200 --> 0:58:47.000 They've never met. 0:58:47.240 --> 0:58:47.840 But that's good. 0:58:50.840 --> 0:58:51.160 Ivory. 0:58:52.440 --> 0:58:54.280 What sort of birds have you got in your ivory in? 0:58:55.360 --> 0:59:00.440 We have rainbow lore keats, a quaker parrot, cockatie, and. 0:59:00.400 --> 0:59:04.560 A love bird. 0:59:04.440 --> 0:59:06.000 Do you have a love bird? Jase? 0:59:07.320 --> 0:59:09.640 Because I was struggling to find love. I think it 0:59:09.680 --> 0:59:10.920 was connected to having an avery. 0:59:10.960 --> 0:59:12.440 Didn't your cat eat the birds? 0:59:12.680 --> 0:59:13.880 The neighbor's cat? Oh? 0:59:14.240 --> 0:59:16.960 I had a buffet one morning with the quail. 0:59:17.040 --> 0:59:18.479 I mean quiet, just feathers left. 0:59:18.640 --> 0:59:23.600 Yeah, oh no, Jake in Narry Warren South, Good morning, 0:59:24.520 --> 0:59:27.360 Good morning, Jake, Narry Warren South. Sounds like a place. 0:59:27.360 --> 0:59:29.680 You've got a lot of animals. 0:59:30.480 --> 0:59:31.920 We have about twenty seven. 0:59:32.520 --> 0:59:35.360 Whoa what do you got? 0:59:36.360 --> 0:59:36.480 Oh? 0:59:36.600 --> 0:59:42.360 We have four cats, four chickens, four birds, about eleven 0:59:42.440 --> 0:59:44.840 or twelve fish, and then we have two dogs. 0:59:45.360 --> 0:59:50.440 All right, the cats and chickens and dogs all fight. No, 0:59:51.080 --> 0:59:53.840 they're all friends. Or do you have to keep them separate. 0:59:54.960 --> 0:59:57.240 There's like an enclosure out the back for the chickens 0:59:57.280 --> 0:59:59.080 and they can come out into the backyard if they 0:59:59.080 --> 1:00:00.000 want to get away from the door. 1:00:00.120 --> 1:00:03.440 You know, worries me about chickens, Talk to me, chickens bread. No, 1:00:03.640 --> 1:00:05.880 snakes are snakes like the chicken? 1:00:05.960 --> 1:00:07.400 Yes, snakes eat the chicken. 1:00:07.760 --> 1:00:10.560 Yes, you have any dramas with snakes. 1:00:10.240 --> 1:00:14.280 Jake, none of them? 1:00:14.480 --> 1:00:17.120 Oh yeah, they're really they're nice. 1:00:17.160 --> 1:00:19.640 Eggs well, you you know that's that's a good business 1:00:19.680 --> 1:00:20.120 at the moment. 1:00:20.600 --> 1:00:24.000 Eggs are rare. No bird flu at Jake's house. 1:00:24.120 --> 1:00:26.600 Got a lot of mates about chicken coops and then 1:00:26.600 --> 1:00:27.880 they have to deal with snakes. 1:00:28.320 --> 1:00:29.560 Really, what the snakes go for the. 1:00:29.600 --> 1:00:31.560 Chickens or the chick World both. 1:00:31.600 --> 1:00:33.480 I guess you would love that because you're a reptile guy. 1:00:35.400 --> 1:00:37.960 We've got all Jake, how many pets do you have 1:00:37.960 --> 1:00:44.360 in your house? What is it? You're a reptile guy. 1:00:42.800 --> 1:00:46.080 With fifteen books to her name. On the topic of parenting, 1:00:46.360 --> 1:00:49.160 i'd say our next guest, there's somewhat of an expert. 1:00:49.280 --> 1:00:51.200 You never know who you're going to get with your child. 1:00:51.440 --> 1:00:52.360 It's like a puzzle. 1:00:52.400 --> 1:00:54.200 We can't see the picture. But I want you to 1:00:54.240 --> 1:00:57.400 just be reassured that all every child actually wants is 1:00:57.440 --> 1:00:59.840 to be loved, excepted, and valued as they are. 1:01:00.160 --> 1:01:05.720 Gotcha's good, Please, Welcome to the show. Maggie Dance, Maggie Dance. 1:01:05.800 --> 1:01:08.680 Good morning, Bike God, how are you? 1:01:08.920 --> 1:01:10.240 Where do you want to start? Jason? 1:01:10.360 --> 1:01:12.680 Maggie, Why did I have three children and put myself 1:01:12.680 --> 1:01:13.400 in this situation? 1:01:13.520 --> 1:01:15.120 No, look, no worries. 1:01:15.160 --> 1:01:17.280 Look I think you know when there were days I 1:01:17.320 --> 1:01:19.520 locked myself on the toilet, So what was I thinking? 1:01:20.360 --> 1:01:21.240 Like, what the heck? 1:01:21.360 --> 1:01:23.000 Did I know? What's going to be this hard? And 1:01:23.000 --> 1:01:27.000 then I just said four pharal boys, like yeah, so 1:01:27.040 --> 1:01:32.360 that's normal, right, because raising little humans who are unpredictable 1:01:32.440 --> 1:01:36.480 and developmentally unable to be the compliant, beautiful, well behaved 1:01:36.520 --> 1:01:38.440 children we thought that world was. You know, if you said, 1:01:38.520 --> 1:01:41.400 my kids are never going to do yeah. 1:01:41.280 --> 1:01:45.960 Yeah, right yeah. So I've got a eleven, nine and 1:01:46.200 --> 1:01:49.960 three year old and friends of mine have got teenage 1:01:50.040 --> 1:01:52.920 daughters and they're like, we're in the tough years now 1:01:52.960 --> 1:01:55.560 for daughters, right yeah. Well, I think boys, by the 1:01:55.560 --> 1:01:58.280 time boys hit fifteen sixteen, we're just happy to ride 1:01:58.280 --> 1:02:00.120 our bikes at the server that. 1:02:00.200 --> 1:02:02.400 Did we can get them up the screen nowadays, though, 1:02:02.480 --> 1:02:04.520 so and that's the other challenge we have. The world 1:02:04.560 --> 1:02:06.440 has kind of I think I put a thing up 1:02:06.440 --> 1:02:08.400 the other day on my Facebook page about how we've 1:02:08.400 --> 1:02:11.680 stolen boyhood off boys here we have because we've made 1:02:11.720 --> 1:02:15.720 them have to be safer and actual fact, natural consequences 1:02:15.760 --> 1:02:18.080 of boys falling out of trees and falling off their 1:02:18.120 --> 1:02:20.640 bikes and you know, all of that is how they 1:02:20.720 --> 1:02:23.360 learned not to make that choice next time, and now 1:02:23.400 --> 1:02:26.200 we aren't letting them do it for their capacity to 1:02:26.240 --> 1:02:28.640 take risks, and that was really one of the things 1:02:28.640 --> 1:02:32.840 on I think episode three isn't as developed and they're 1:02:32.840 --> 1:02:36.160 not as resilient. You know, we've still got biological wiring 1:02:36.200 --> 1:02:38.480 and the testosterone means they're still supposed to be out 1:02:38.520 --> 1:02:39.280 hunting mammoth. 1:02:39.520 --> 1:02:39.720 Yeah. 1:02:40.240 --> 1:02:42.959 I was explaining to one of my boys who's nine, 1:02:42.960 --> 1:02:45.080 the other day. I'm like, mate, I used to go 1:02:45.120 --> 1:02:47.840 off on my pushbike for six hours. Don Mum and Dad, 1:02:47.840 --> 1:02:49.959 that's no idea, ra I am. I'd come back because 1:02:50.000 --> 1:02:52.040 I was hungry, I'd et and I'd be gone again. 1:02:52.320 --> 1:02:54.920 And I'm just watching his little mind blind like really 1:02:55.360 --> 1:02:56.880 like yeah, yeah. 1:02:56.680 --> 1:02:58.920 And they're probably looking at you, going how dangerous was that? 1:02:59.040 --> 1:02:59.200 Dad? 1:02:59.320 --> 1:03:02.240 Yes, yes, I'm like, I'm encouraging you to do it. 1:03:02.280 --> 1:03:02.960 Get out of here. 1:03:03.120 --> 1:03:06.120 So it's called safetyism, and it's one of the things 1:03:06.120 --> 1:03:07.880 that we keep on challenging, and that's one of the 1:03:07.920 --> 1:03:11.360 things I love in this episode to, you know, remind 1:03:11.440 --> 1:03:14.080 everybody that they're meant to be doing risky stuff as 1:03:14.080 --> 1:03:17.040 they navigate through childhood so that they're able to navigate 1:03:17.120 --> 1:03:21.040 fire later, they're able to hear they're inner warning system 1:03:21.040 --> 1:03:23.840 that says no, mate, last time you jumped off that balcony, 1:03:23.960 --> 1:03:26.760 hurt yourself. See not doing it today. And I think, 1:03:27.040 --> 1:03:29.080 you know, this is one of the challenges. We want 1:03:29.120 --> 1:03:32.400 to overprotect them because that's our job, because you look 1:03:32.480 --> 1:03:34.400 like the lousy parent when your kids right up the 1:03:34.440 --> 1:03:38.800 top of that tree and you're not following them down right. Yeah, now, man, 1:03:38.880 --> 1:03:39.840 the judgment. 1:03:40.480 --> 1:03:45.040 Now the role of a lifetime parenting is and I 1:03:45.080 --> 1:03:48.280 hope that I become a dad one day, right, Jay, 1:03:48.360 --> 1:03:51.880 So I've got a question for you. I mean, clearly 1:03:51.960 --> 1:03:54.040 it is the role in the honor of a lifetime, 1:03:54.400 --> 1:03:59.000 right yep. But it's hard. Yeah, it's exhausting. Yeah, it 1:03:59.080 --> 1:03:59.720 is exhausting. 1:03:59.760 --> 1:04:02.680 But then there'll be moments like yesterday, you know, we're 1:04:02.680 --> 1:04:04.080 not we do a bit of prep for this show 1:04:04.080 --> 1:04:07.520 in the afternoon. Hard to believe, Maggie, I know, but 1:04:08.120 --> 1:04:09.680 I was like, you know what, I'll do all my 1:04:09.760 --> 1:04:11.240 work late to night. I just want to sit down 1:04:11.280 --> 1:04:13.640 and play, you know, with my eight year old, you know. 1:04:13.720 --> 1:04:16.240 And when you get those moments, it's my wife and 1:04:16.240 --> 1:04:17.720 I look at each other and go it's a bloody 1:04:17.760 --> 1:04:20.440 roller coaster. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like one minute, 1:04:20.840 --> 1:04:23.240 I'm just going how do I get myself in this situation? 1:04:23.560 --> 1:04:25.280 And the other minute, I'm happy to pause on the 1:04:25.280 --> 1:04:26.560 world and just build lego. 1:04:26.840 --> 1:04:30.120 That's exactly what it is. And it's always been like that, 1:04:30.240 --> 1:04:32.040 and so what we keep I keep saying to parents, 1:04:32.040 --> 1:04:34.400 what are you're doing now? Your lens is on what 1:04:34.440 --> 1:04:37.640 I'm doing wrong. It's not what you're doing right, And 1:04:37.680 --> 1:04:40.480 it's you know, in the midst of COVID, I kept saying, parents, 1:04:40.520 --> 1:04:42.560 you can't work full time with the kids doing schooling. 1:04:42.920 --> 1:04:45.040 Put a good movie on, get the popcorn out, cuddle 1:04:45.120 --> 1:04:47.160 up on the couch and want those kids to remember 1:04:47.800 --> 1:04:50.080 COVID might have been crap, but we actually hung out 1:04:50.160 --> 1:04:55.480 and did stuff together. They're hungry for connection with parents, 1:04:55.800 --> 1:04:57.960 and you know, when it's all it is is correcting 1:04:58.000 --> 1:05:00.000 me and telling me. And that's why the adolescent years 1:05:00.000 --> 1:05:03.200 they're so tricky because so much of the stuff is 1:05:03.200 --> 1:05:05.360 happening that they don't know, which causes them to be 1:05:05.400 --> 1:05:09.320 confused and angry and stressed and mixed up. And then 1:05:09.360 --> 1:05:11.320 we're going to come down hard because they're not done 1:05:11.400 --> 1:05:15.600 something when we never know that there is a psychological 1:05:15.640 --> 1:05:20.480 fragility inside them and they're desperate, just desperate for someone 1:05:20.480 --> 1:05:22.800 to say it's okay. It happens to wall of it. 1:05:23.440 --> 1:05:26.840 So, Maggie, we talk so often about parents and needing 1:05:26.880 --> 1:05:29.960 a break from their children. Do children need a break 1:05:30.000 --> 1:05:31.480 from their parents? Sometimes? 1:05:32.600 --> 1:05:35.240 You know, there's a whole generation here that are in 1:05:35.280 --> 1:05:38.400 their bedroom more than any other previous generation. And they're 1:05:38.440 --> 1:05:41.080 getting away from their parents in a way, right because 1:05:41.080 --> 1:05:45.280 they're meant to individuate into a new human, coming over 1:05:45.320 --> 1:05:48.000 the bridge to adulthood. But now what they're doing, they're 1:05:48.040 --> 1:05:49.560 doing it in the bedroom, but they're not in a 1:05:49.680 --> 1:05:53.320 social situation, not in a real situation, so they're ending 1:05:53.400 --> 1:05:56.080 up with lower social and emotional capacity. 1:05:56.320 --> 1:05:59.760 It's escapism as opposed to independence in their view. 1:06:00.040 --> 1:06:02.280 I think they're more connected, but what we now know, 1:06:02.440 --> 1:06:05.040 and this comes up in today's episode, they're actually lonelier 1:06:05.200 --> 1:06:08.720 and more socially connected, and yet they want to spend 1:06:08.800 --> 1:06:11.040 hours doing it because it's at a distance and it's 1:06:11.120 --> 1:06:13.800 but it's all it's not all good, and it's not 1:06:13.880 --> 1:06:16.880 all bad. But when it's bad, it's really bad. And 1:06:16.920 --> 1:06:19.960 I think if you watch, you'll get the smack in 1:06:20.000 --> 1:06:22.040 the face of what AI is doing in our team 1:06:22.120 --> 1:06:26.280 space and the capacity to do really harmful things, even 1:06:26.360 --> 1:06:29.520 though it might seem like a bit of fun for 1:06:29.640 --> 1:06:33.640 an immature boy. Can you see once again through their lens. 1:06:34.000 --> 1:06:36.000 I just thought i'd take a picture and put booths 1:06:36.040 --> 1:06:40.080 on it. Yeah, no, mate, No, mate, that's really harmful 1:06:40.120 --> 1:06:41.240 for the girl that you've done that. 1:06:41.920 --> 1:06:43.880 It's funny you're just going back on what you're talking 1:06:43.880 --> 1:06:46.120 about before, where it's like, you know, people would think 1:06:46.120 --> 1:06:48.200 I'm crazy if I was like, mate, to take your bake, 1:06:48.240 --> 1:06:50.120 get out of here for six hours, go writing. You'd 1:06:50.160 --> 1:06:51.920 be like, oh, it's a dangerous world out there. But then, 1:06:52.200 --> 1:06:53.760 and I know this has come up before, But then 1:06:53.760 --> 1:06:57.760 we give them a laptop and they're doing They've got 1:06:57.800 --> 1:06:59.800 access to much more dangerous stuff. 1:06:59.520 --> 1:07:02.320 And people a more dangerous Yeah. And then and I 1:07:02.360 --> 1:07:04.400 think that's the challenge because we think they're safe in 1:07:04.440 --> 1:07:06.160 our house technically they're. 1:07:06.000 --> 1:07:11.200 Actually Yeah, it's crazy, and it's the change. 1:07:10.880 --> 1:07:13.560 In the parenting, which is why it's a chasm, not 1:07:13.600 --> 1:07:14.800 a good generation gap. 1:07:15.160 --> 1:07:17.680 We are on the air with Maggie Dan parenting expert 1:07:17.720 --> 1:07:19.440 this morning, and on the other side of this, I 1:07:19.520 --> 1:07:21.640 need her advice regarding an issue I've got with my 1:07:21.680 --> 1:07:25.320 three year old. Oh yeah, it's quite embarrassing what he's 1:07:25.320 --> 1:07:30.080 doing at the moment. Dad, he does. Actually, we'll go 1:07:30.120 --> 1:07:30.640 there next. 1:07:31.240 --> 1:07:35.320 I was off sick on Monday, guys, but you guys, 1:07:35.720 --> 1:07:37.160 well I was a way I thought you'd do all 1:07:37.240 --> 1:07:39.480 kinds of wild and fun things, but you're very sensible. 1:07:39.520 --> 1:07:42.320 You caught up with parenting expert Maggie. 1:07:42.040 --> 1:07:44.200 Dent I wanted to ask you about something that you 1:07:44.240 --> 1:07:48.160 brought up in the past. You flagged that sometimes at 1:07:48.200 --> 1:07:49.680 the end of the day, kids will come home from 1:07:49.720 --> 1:07:53.640 school and they'll just melt down, won't they, Maggie, They're 1:07:53.680 --> 1:07:55.919 just like you know, nothing will make them happy, even 1:07:55.960 --> 1:07:58.040 the drive home from school. I'm like, God, you really 1:07:58.040 --> 1:07:59.680 just turned on me now, Maggie. You've said in the 1:07:59.680 --> 1:08:02.360 past to look at it differently. You've said, rather than 1:08:02.400 --> 1:08:05.320 looking at it and going, oh, they're angry, you suggest 1:08:05.320 --> 1:08:07.720 looking at it in a way that they actually feel 1:08:07.800 --> 1:08:10.120 safer around us. 1:08:09.600 --> 1:08:10.560 That is. 1:08:12.400 --> 1:08:15.000 Yeah, So if we hold in all our biggest feelings, 1:08:15.080 --> 1:08:17.840 then we actually overload our nervous system and become really 1:08:17.920 --> 1:08:21.760 volatile anywhere. So when they come home and it's the 1:08:21.840 --> 1:08:24.360 milkdown in the car for younger kids, and it's that 1:08:24.439 --> 1:08:28.080 one in the kitchen, you're that words, Marvi whatever, What 1:08:28.200 --> 1:08:32.240 that is is actually an incredible gift is that they 1:08:32.360 --> 1:08:35.400 know that that's safe enough to discharge this stuff that's 1:08:35.400 --> 1:08:38.320 inside them. That well, they want to get out because 1:08:38.360 --> 1:08:40.080 you are still going to be able to love them 1:08:40.080 --> 1:08:43.000 after that, right and in that moment, if we can 1:08:43.080 --> 1:08:46.120 hold the ground and go, you know, pat your little 1:08:46.160 --> 1:08:47.280 on nailing it what they. 1:08:47.200 --> 1:08:48.040 Love me the best? 1:08:48.600 --> 1:08:51.200 Without going how dare they speak to me so disfull 1:08:51.840 --> 1:08:54.599 having a ground you gate to because that's the previous generation. 1:08:54.720 --> 1:08:55.880 But I guess that's my question. 1:08:56.000 --> 1:08:59.960 When we're calm, we come back in and so it busy, 1:09:00.040 --> 1:09:01.639 look that you had a hard day, and usually that's 1:09:01.680 --> 1:09:04.360 when they'll either make an apology or they'll feel loudy. 1:09:04.840 --> 1:09:06.240 I can't do it in the heat of the moment, 1:09:06.320 --> 1:09:08.280 because that's my question. I guess, like you know, I 1:09:08.320 --> 1:09:10.280 was having an absolute block with one of the kids, 1:09:10.400 --> 1:09:12.240 one of the kids the other day, and this is 1:09:12.280 --> 1:09:14.040 after school, and I had your voice in the back 1:09:14.040 --> 1:09:16.479 of my head going, well, how to comment say? How 1:09:16.520 --> 1:09:18.320 lucky am I that I'm bringing you all out? Not 1:09:18.400 --> 1:09:22.639 who feels comfortable? And then I had to go, Okay, 1:09:22.840 --> 1:09:24.920 I'm going to approach it like that, but how long 1:09:24.960 --> 1:09:25.800 do you let that go for? 1:09:26.280 --> 1:09:27.880 Do you know what I mean? Surely it's telling that 1:09:27.920 --> 1:09:28.719 rewarding bout. 1:09:28.600 --> 1:09:32.040 Behavior ready, No, no, no, that's the lens you're going 1:09:32.040 --> 1:09:35.439 through the behaviorism lens. Aren't I rewarding that behavior? No, 1:09:36.080 --> 1:09:39.240 I'm showing them that I am completely safe. However, what 1:09:39.360 --> 1:09:41.240 I'm going to do when everyone's a little bit calmer 1:09:41.240 --> 1:09:43.760 and if I've said things I shouldn't have said, the 1:09:43.880 --> 1:09:47.640 repairing of the rupture was not something we ever did 1:09:47.680 --> 1:09:50.600 in previous generations, and that's what we've come in with. 1:09:50.800 --> 1:09:53.400 Oh man, I've just yeah, of course that's not the 1:09:53.479 --> 1:09:55.840 dat I want to be or and we let them 1:09:55.840 --> 1:09:58.080 completely calm down, and we might go back in with 1:09:58.439 --> 1:10:01.280 like I said to Jesu a kindness, saying, wow, that 1:10:01.479 --> 1:10:05.799 was a big blow up. Pay once they're calm, yeah. 1:10:05.800 --> 1:10:08.679 Like, so do you think just walking away adding distance 1:10:08.720 --> 1:10:09.200 at that point? 1:10:09.320 --> 1:10:12.880 I think it depends. So when they're really calm, I say, look, 1:10:12.920 --> 1:10:15.000 make if hyde a flyoff like that again to want 1:10:15.040 --> 1:10:15.800 me to stay there? 1:10:16.000 --> 1:10:17.559 Yeah, right, you're going to walk away. 1:10:18.120 --> 1:10:20.400 So in other words, we're going to use We're going 1:10:20.400 --> 1:10:22.919 to work together to work out how do I support 1:10:22.920 --> 1:10:26.960 you when your immature brain has slipped its lips? Right, 1:10:27.200 --> 1:10:27.679 because they. 1:10:27.560 --> 1:10:30.200 Won't do it at school, Jason, hold. 1:10:30.000 --> 1:10:32.080 It until they get home, right, and that's after the 1:10:32.080 --> 1:10:33.920 boy's gone and had a pool before he can. 1:10:33.800 --> 1:10:37.479 Do that you need, you need Maggie on speed dialond 1:10:37.840 --> 1:10:40.400 absolutely forget that. Maggie, we're going to spare room. 1:10:40.479 --> 1:10:41.720 I don't know if you're looking to get out of 1:10:41.720 --> 1:10:46.320 yours it, but you know what, I don't know if 1:10:46.320 --> 1:10:48.360 you want to move in after this last bit. But 1:10:48.840 --> 1:10:51.840 I thought I would ask Maggie about remember the issue 1:10:51.880 --> 1:10:54.519 I've got with the three year old at the moment. So, Maggie, 1:10:54.880 --> 1:10:58.320 our three year old Archie, we call him the liability. 1:10:59.200 --> 1:11:02.479 Can I just that there you are manifesting his reality? 1:11:02.560 --> 1:11:05.080 So I would say, he's just wonderful and see the change. 1:11:05.200 --> 1:11:07.120 He's a wonderful liability. 1:11:07.520 --> 1:11:10.040 Let's rebatch him. Is the shining light of your lives. 1:11:10.080 --> 1:11:11.759 It's shining light. Let's keep that in mindment. 1:11:11.800 --> 1:11:14.880 I play this next audio because he's developed a little 1:11:14.880 --> 1:11:16.960 bit of a habit now at the age of three. 1:11:17.160 --> 1:11:19.679 On the weekend, I'll go, hey, Achie, I'm doing dinner. 1:11:19.680 --> 1:11:23.160 Should we do noodles or dumplings? And this is his 1:11:23.320 --> 1:11:30.000 common response at the moment that was that was him 1:11:30.040 --> 1:11:30.479 in the pool. 1:11:32.280 --> 1:11:36.600 Okay, And guess what he's let that word from me. 1:11:38.920 --> 1:11:40.679 So at the end of the day, oh my god, 1:11:40.680 --> 1:11:44.080 there's such mirrors and It's one of the scariest bits 1:11:44.160 --> 1:11:46.200 is that we think they don't hearers, and of course 1:11:46.280 --> 1:11:49.280 quite often they use it an extremely appropriate place. 1:11:50.600 --> 1:11:52.240 Trying not to laugh at that. 1:11:52.560 --> 1:11:54.320 Trying not to laugh is the hardest bit. So we 1:11:54.439 --> 1:11:56.559 get it. We're just going to kind of not make 1:11:56.600 --> 1:11:58.880 a bit. So the more you make a thing about it, 1:11:58.920 --> 1:12:01.400 the more likely it's going to day. And we just 1:12:01.880 --> 1:12:05.160 very gently go high five for noodles or dumblings, but 1:12:05.320 --> 1:12:07.000 just moves through it. So it's not going to be 1:12:07.000 --> 1:12:09.920 a big thing. But sometimes around the dining table we're 1:12:09.920 --> 1:12:12.160 going to say, look, you know, you know how we've 1:12:12.160 --> 1:12:14.120 got to keep the words we really try there some 1:12:14.160 --> 1:12:17.040 words that we're not meant to say. It just reminds 1:12:17.040 --> 1:12:20.879 a whole table three year olds, and then we gradually 1:12:20.920 --> 1:12:23.880 diminish the capacity for that to become quite such a habit, 1:12:24.160 --> 1:12:26.760 and then they can sometimes literally forget to use it. 1:12:27.240 --> 1:12:29.080 But you've got to give him other words to use 1:12:29.120 --> 1:12:31.720 in that space or another action to do when you 1:12:31.800 --> 1:12:33.400 ask it. So that's say you've got it. You've got 1:12:33.439 --> 1:12:35.400 to get a bit creative, and so I get the 1:12:35.439 --> 1:12:37.200 older ones to play with you on that one. So 1:12:37.240 --> 1:12:38.360 what are we doing to do it and they go. 1:12:38.479 --> 1:12:39.320 Yeah, that's that one. 1:12:39.320 --> 1:12:42.600 Whoa well a different word, and then it becomes a 1:12:42.760 --> 1:12:43.280 fun thing. 1:12:43.840 --> 1:12:44.760 There's a neural. 1:12:44.520 --> 1:12:47.200 Pathway in the brain. We can always change old habits 1:12:47.200 --> 1:12:50.120 by inhabiting them, but we have to create a new 1:12:50.160 --> 1:12:51.720 habit to go over the top. 1:12:51.920 --> 1:12:54.120 Now that you're saying, Now that you say they're like 1:12:54.120 --> 1:12:56.400 sponges and it's a mirror. It makes sense because when 1:12:56.439 --> 1:12:57.880 he said that, he was on a Lilah with a 1:12:57.880 --> 1:13:02.600 margarita and it was like in a mirror, which is 1:13:02.640 --> 1:13:08.080 a terrifying tho. Hey, Maggie d congratulations on this series. 1:13:08.160 --> 1:13:08.759 It is an. 1:13:08.640 --> 1:13:10.920 Absolute back in the chair. 1:13:10.960 --> 1:13:11.439 But juso. 1:13:11.640 --> 1:13:15.040 I was really really excited to be a part of 1:13:15.120 --> 1:13:17.400 organizing and most of my friends are in the show. 1:13:17.600 --> 1:13:19.840 All right's some great people, Amana, Keller, Cake, Richie. We 1:13:19.880 --> 1:13:22.519 love Nazem as well. Maggie Dan join us on the 1:13:22.520 --> 1:13:24.840 other role of a lifetime finale. You can binge it 1:13:24.840 --> 1:13:26.080 all on ABC. 1:13:26.360 --> 1:13:28.080 I view Maggie, we love you. 1:13:28.120 --> 1:13:30.040 Next time you're in Melbourne, pop past the studio. 1:13:30.680 --> 1:13:31.360 Let's do it. 1:13:31.400 --> 1:13:34.280 I'll give you three kids to take homes to get Maggie, 1:13:35.520 --> 1:13:36.120 thank you for. 1:13:38.240 --> 1:13:38.760 That is it. 1:13:38.880 --> 1:13:40.160 We are out of. 1:13:40.200 --> 1:13:44.160 Here, guys, we are you needs a beautiful day Melbourne 1:13:44.200 --> 1:13:45.120 thirty two degrees. 1:13:45.360 --> 1:13:46.840 You need to race home and get ready. We've got 1:13:46.840 --> 1:13:48.080 to function to get to we do. 1:13:48.160 --> 1:13:48.639 I'm ready. 1:13:48.880 --> 1:13:50.800 We have just make a conference. I don't feel like 1:13:52.080 --> 1:13:55.439 we are smart enough. I can't even spit it out. 1:13:56.720 --> 1:13:58.960 You don't even think of the word I'm trying, or 1:13:59.920 --> 1:14:01.320 or or experience. 1:14:01.720 --> 1:14:04.000 That's the yea. I only said yes to it because 1:14:04.000 --> 1:14:05.920 it's at a cinema, so I thought, hello, chop Top, 1:14:06.000 --> 1:14:07.040 do you need Q cards? 1:14:07.600 --> 1:14:11.559 Maybe? What are we going to talk about? I mean, 1:14:11.600 --> 1:14:14.080 it's a miracle anyone listens to this show who wants 1:14:14.120 --> 1:14:16.280 to listen to us outside of these three hours? 1:14:16.320 --> 1:14:19.000 Thank you for listening and make sure you join us 1:14:19.000 --> 1:14:22.320 tomorrow on the show. Teddy Swims Tickets to go. We've 1:14:22.360 --> 1:14:25.840 got more money to give away to mel Sea. 1:14:26.160 --> 1:14:28.719 Oh, Sporty, spy Sky. You can't. 1:14:28.720 --> 1:14:32.080 I don't think if you understand as a thirty something 1:14:32.280 --> 1:14:36.400 year old woman, like the Spice Girls were my whole childhood. 1:14:37.760 --> 1:14:41.240 I'm not well, yeah, but I'm still in my berties. 1:14:42.040 --> 1:14:44.880 Like the Spice Girls were what I did in my 1:14:45.040 --> 1:14:47.080 bedroom all day every day with my friends. 1:14:47.280 --> 1:14:49.599 Did you have the Spice of your Life impulse. 1:14:50.280 --> 1:14:55.439 I did, and once myself and my friend stop right 1:14:55.439 --> 1:14:58.920 now dance No. We fully dressed up as the Spice 1:14:59.000 --> 1:15:01.880 Girls and did a per photo shoot and gave it 1:15:01.960 --> 1:15:04.240 to our friend for his twenty first birthday, a blown 1:15:04.280 --> 1:15:06.240 up picture of Glass Girls. 1:15:06.600 --> 1:15:09.439 Of course, I was, well, Melsey is on the air 1:15:09.439 --> 1:15:13.400 of this on Friday, and we got the Wizard from 1:15:13.400 --> 1:15:14.439 the Hawks Friday. 1:15:14.560 --> 1:15:15.920 I thought you said she was tomorrow. 1:15:16.200 --> 1:15:17.720 I like, what's still to come this week? 1:15:19.800 --> 1:15:21.479 I was going to be excited tonight that I was 1:15:21.520 --> 1:15:22.479 meeting one of my heroes. 1:15:22.600 --> 1:15:24.880 You will just after the next slate see Tomorrow. 1:15:25.120 --> 1:15:36.200 Bye Gonna Jason Lauren Jason Lauren Lake up feeling good 1:15:36.360 --> 1:15:37.479 on number one hundred. 1:15:38.680 --> 1:15:40.800 Lauren on Socials