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Speaker 1: Fits and whipper.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back again, Tommy. I mean you know you've had

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Speaker 2: your third kid. You took last week off. Has everything

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Speaker 3: Yeah? No, really good housing in the house.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's great, super.

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Speaker 1: Cute baby boy, beautiful little hugo.

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Speaker 3: Yes, thank you guys. It's wonderful to be back. Mister

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Speaker 3: you guys so great.

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Speaker 2: Helping out with the breastfeeding.

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Speaker 3: Always yes, yes, breasts yes.

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Speaker 1: Why that's such a pest comment with Yes, she's breastfeeding

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Speaker 1: a baby.

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Speaker 2: That's what women do, mate, it's pre recorded.

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Speaker 3: Do not play that again, boring.

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Speaker 2: She's just doing her best as a mom of three. No,

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Speaker 2: I'm not doing command, mate. You don't do that gear

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Speaker 2: that that was fifty years ago for Hey, hey.

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Speaker 1: I wish people could need the schooling fits.

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Speaker 3: He gave you a read Simon's right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, mister impersonations that wrong.

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Speaker 4: Doing.

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Speaker 3: Impersonation.

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Speaker 2: That wasn't that was sticky knee.

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Speaker 4: Stick around for the next three hours, Sydney, and you

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Speaker 4: might get every impression from every character.

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Speaker 2: The frog does the Ostrich.

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Speaker 1: Speak, He didn't.

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Speaker 3: He spoke, had a squeaky voice. Yeah, I'm not going

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Speaker 2: Let's move onto this one. I don't know how Livo spoke. No,

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Speaker 2: she can do her weather. Let's move on to this, guys,

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Speaker 2: because when you're out for dinner and this does my

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Speaker 2: head in and I've seen it before, especially when you're younger,

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Speaker 2: and we still don't have that in a system, do

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Speaker 2: we Let know, it's when people will make a point

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Speaker 2: on what they've eaten and try and divvy up the

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Speaker 2: bill based on their intake. Nothing worse, nothing worse. So

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Speaker 2: growing up you'd see it and they go someone will

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Speaker 2: say I didn't have an entrade. The classic is that

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Speaker 2: person wasn't drinking, so you might take some money off

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Speaker 2: the bill and there'll be somebody crunching numbers and then

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Speaker 2: someone will say, yeah, you guys were having cocktails and

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Speaker 2: I was only having beers.

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Speaker 4: Which when you know what though, when you're on a budget,

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Speaker 4: right and you don't have much coin, you're going out

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Speaker 4: for somebody's birthday party and there's a lot there and

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Speaker 4: you say to yourself, I'm not going to go as

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Speaker 4: hard tonight because I don't have the coin to do it.

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Speaker 4: When everyone is racking up coxy. Yeah, I understand there

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Speaker 4: is a point. I know it is tight ass.

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Speaker 1: But for the period that I was pregnant, we'd go

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Speaker 1: to dinner and yeah, you didn't have a drink. You

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Speaker 1: could have if you want to, but you didn't, and

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Speaker 1: they would you get like an extra hundred bucks on

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Speaker 1: your bill and you go, oh, that's really fair. I

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Speaker 1: didn't even have a sip.

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Speaker 4: It happened with BJ's fortieth What happened took she took

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Speaker 4: around forty Bali forty girls to Bali and they had

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Speaker 4: a place over there, this amazing place, and they went

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Speaker 4: out for dinner one night and on the final night,

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Speaker 4: all the girls went crazy and they said, well, how

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Speaker 4: do we split this?

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Speaker 3: Let's just all divvy it up. And one of the

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Speaker 3: girls said.

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Speaker 4: No, I can't do that. I don't have the money

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Speaker 4: to do that, and you girls have been drinking. I've

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Speaker 4: been taking it easy tonight. And then she said it

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Speaker 4: just made it awkward.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it would have. How do we do this?

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Speaker 2: But fine? If she said I didn't have the budget, right,

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Speaker 2: if you go, hang on, guy's got to put my

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Speaker 2: hand up here. Don't have the money for that one,

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Speaker 2: then that's fine. Someone else will chip in. This bloke

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Speaker 2: has decided that he's counted up and divvied up as

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Speaker 2: much to the point of forty seven cents, which is

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Speaker 2: added onto the bill. So one guy's fixed up the bill.

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Speaker 2: Then he's gone home and he's broken it down. So

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Speaker 2: he said, you ate majority of the chips out of

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Speaker 2: one serving, and he's added forty seven cents to the

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Speaker 2: bill to try and divide this up. Oh, you're never

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Speaker 2: going fit. This is a total too of twenty three

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Speaker 2: dollars and eighty three cents rounded that up.

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Speaker 1: You hate this because you are the biggest eater at

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Speaker 1: the table, and it's not a sledge.

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Speaker 2: But I can really do. I'm not a chip, I

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Speaker 2: am not the consumer. My wife is not a big drinker.

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Speaker 2: Every time I go for dinner, I would never say, oh, guys,

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Speaker 1: You got the cash there.

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Speaker 3: That's the thing.

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Speaker 1: You can't affoord that.

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Speaker 2: You know, I wouldn't be going out for dinner if

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Speaker 2: I couldn't split the bill with everywhere. Yes, it is.

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Speaker 1: See your friends, they pick a nice restaurant and you go, well, crab,

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Speaker 1: I won't have an entree and I won't I'll drive cabin,

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Speaker 1: I won't drink, And then you get front at one

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Speaker 4: You've grown up with people in the same boat as

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Speaker 4: you as well.

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Speaker 3: This is the thing.

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Speaker 4: It's not like you've had someone at the table going

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Speaker 4: man for I've got three kids.

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Speaker 2: You're suggesting that all my mates have a truckload of money.

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Speaker 2: That is not the case. We all go through stages

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Speaker 2: of this in our lives and I've never been the one,

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Speaker 2: even at eighteen twenty, I'm a tafe mate doing a

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Speaker 2: building management course. Why did you try to put a

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Speaker 2: meal on the table at the end of the day,

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Speaker 2: did you? I mean, we're still never going out going

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Speaker 2: Oh you ain't have bowl of chips?

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Speaker 1: Well, that's tight.

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Speaker 4: We used to do when we were when we first

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Speaker 4: got our license, when we were sixteen seventeen, all our

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Speaker 4: mates I don't know about you guys, but we petty money.

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Speaker 3: We had to do pet and when you look back, no, no,

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Speaker 2: Going to chuck in five bucks, ten bucks for petrol.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, way, if we're going.

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Speaker 4: To go into the city and go out tonight, everyone's

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Speaker 4: going to put in if someone's going to drive, And

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Speaker 4: then you get to a stage where it's like, nah, okay,

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Speaker 4: well We don't have to put in penny money, or

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Speaker 2: But if you're eating chips in the back of the car,

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Speaker 2: you would need to put in more money.

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Speaker 4: When it's time to trade laps around the supermarket for a.

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Speaker 2: Trip to well, just put me in the direction. Made

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Speaker 2: the bags are packed, it's time to what if it.

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Speaker 2: What if has great deals on a range of hotels

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Speaker 2: and holiday rentals, plus you can book flights and car hire.

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Speaker 3: Visit what if dot com. What if it's Ozzie for

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Speaker 3: travel in the morning and it's Monday, fund me somewhere Mondayday.

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Speaker 3: It's fun, it's basic. It's a great way to kick

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Speaker 2: Pande many very simple. We give story. We're going to

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Speaker 2: tie it to a movie title today. You need to

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Speaker 2: give us that movie title tied to the story. Wow,

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Speaker 2: I've gone in and I've come back out to see

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Speaker 2: what I did that.

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Speaker 3: It's like the more.

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Speaker 2: A woman was shocked when she went on a first

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Speaker 2: date with a man she met on Tinder. He turned

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Speaker 2: up to the date and bought his mother's ashes along.

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Speaker 2: He brought his mother's ashes along to a Tinder date.

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Speaker 4: I don't mind that, just to get to meet mum

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Speaker 4: for the first time, meet the family.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's sustandid doesn't It's not up to mum scratch.

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Speaker 3: You know that he's a family man.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. If you've got a movie pun

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Speaker 2: and you can tie it into that, We've got a

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Speaker 2: bottle of gin to give away to the best call

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Speaker 2: of this morning. Anybody want to put their head up

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Speaker 2: to go first one? Here we go, Here we go,

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Speaker 2: said good.

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Speaker 1: Lucke fifty worst dates.

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Speaker 3: I'm let me go.

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Speaker 4: Michael Douglas and lying close in fatal ashtraction.

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Speaker 2: Well then I'll have a swing if you don't mind

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Speaker 2: giving me a drum roll. Sure shank a dead mom.

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Speaker 4: You just.

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Speaker 2: Sure shak the dead mum.

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Speaker 3: You used it last week. It's amazing. Sorry, that's me me.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I'll go the emotional classic.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting out of this date because you put your

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Speaker 2: mum's ashes on the table.

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Speaker 3: You too are getting really lazy, really lazy. You wanted

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Speaker 3: to bring back Monday and you're not even trying.

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Speaker 2: Awol Right MDG feeling confident this morning.

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Speaker 3: S Worthington classic Ashitah.

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Speaker 4: Because you're just pretty good doesn't mean you can call

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Speaker 4: out pretty bad ones.

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Speaker 1: It's only because I knew your confidence was really low.

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Speaker 4: It just takes one person to be like and everyone goes, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I think that is crash.

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Speaker 2: MB to cut you off. David Lennon's waving his hand.

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Speaker 4: In the.

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Speaker 2: Angela's Ashes at dinner.

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Speaker 1: Cultural as ashes. You've seen that film.

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Speaker 2: One of the guys typed in movie titles with ashes.

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Speaker 3: So I got back draft Robert in the morning and

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Speaker 3: it's Monday.

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Speaker 2: Can't fund me somewhere on Monday. All right, here we go, guys.

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Speaker 2: The punday story we have for you. This woman was

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Speaker 2: that she'd met on Tinder. He turned up and bought

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Speaker 2: his late mother's ashes along. Build that into a movie title.

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Speaker 3: Good luck everyone, Jeannett and Riverwood, watch your puny. E's

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Speaker 3: your drum roll.

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Speaker 5: Jeannette, the good, the bad and ashes.

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Speaker 2: Let's just say you win so far. I like it.

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Speaker 3: I like it.

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Speaker 4: Zay In Ramwick, here's your drum ROLLO.

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Speaker 1: And a funeral, then a day.

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Speaker 3: General and a day It is good in your leading

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Speaker 3: at the moment. And Elizabeth Hill, what is your movie title?

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Speaker 3: Nathan Meet the Ashes? Oh, Nathan is on that's good.

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Speaker 3: I was trying to find something for Meet the Fockers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Meet the Ashes, wouldn't put it in there is

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Speaker 2: thinking this morning with Scuba Steven Ellwood, what's your movie line? Mate?

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Speaker 2: Here's the drum.

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Speaker 3: Roll when Harry and tell Mum.

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Speaker 1: I mean you said it with conviction. You obviously loved

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Speaker 1: it when.

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Speaker 2: You thought of it as a Harry and Sally Mum.

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Speaker 1: I mean it is good to note what you'd be

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Speaker 1: dealing with in a mother in law.

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Speaker 2: Early in the morning. And Steve's a what a time

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Speaker 2: were we looking at here? It's five to seven. Steve's

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Speaker 2: been able to switch his brain on and deliver goal

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Speaker 2: at this time of the morning on a Monday. Steve,

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Speaker 2: you're winning in.

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Speaker 4: My books Thurday and twenty fourteen. If you're agin in

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Speaker 4: I Reckon, you're a big chance.

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Speaker 3: Of winning this. Selm ten, you're in Bride. What's your

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Speaker 3: movie Paine? Hi guys, No, try again? Ten? Yes?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Can you have another go with your movie title?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: This is no.

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Speaker 3: She's sorry. He's out. Wayne in Pendle Hill, Please up. Wayne.

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Speaker 1: It was delivery for Steve.

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Speaker 3: Don't you want to do? It's a real tough one.

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Speaker 2: Nathan, meet the ashes, I.

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Speaker 1: Reckon, Nate, Elizabeth Hills, meet the ashes You've got?

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Speaker 4: Can we talk about first dates and those first impressions?

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Speaker 3: How important they are.

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Speaker 4: This is a really interesting article that was written, Sarah

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 3: Laura liftships, which is a horrible job that no one

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Speaker 2: Want to do that for a living? In a minute

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Speaker 4: So Laura's written an article the ten common lies men

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Speaker 3: You know what?

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Speaker 4: Especially sometimes people can be materialistic, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, of course you do. You've got to sell your

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Speaker 2: There is there a list of ten fits in order,

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Speaker 3: Well, it's not in order. I just listed the tenth.

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Speaker 2: Anything to do with lying about your occupation. I'm a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the He's not going to outright lie and

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Speaker 4: If he's a janitor, he might stretch the truth slightly

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Speaker 3: A lifter.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean if you are a janitor, you would

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Speaker 1: On the I mean I was going to say, you

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Speaker 4: You might say that, Well that's okay, I mean you're

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Speaker 4: just if you could change your job ted or is

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Speaker 2: But a white lie, he's right. I mean, if you're

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Speaker 4: The other ones his money situation, Well, this is a

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Speaker 4: tell you that nicely at all.

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Speaker 1: Shouldn't be talking about money on the first aid at all?

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Speaker 3: Agree with you.

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Speaker 4: Another one is his living situation. He's never going to

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Speaker 4: tell you if he's living with family or roommates. Usually

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Speaker 1: You's wrong with roommates. I'm sure I got divorced. I

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Speaker 2: We've all been through a stage in life. We've all

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Speaker 1: Didn't lie about it though, living in a share house

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but did you want to introduce the guys to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we used to do like full yeah everyone come back?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, why don't you come back to my place?

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Speaker 2: You'll have to step over Hamish in the hallway. That's

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Speaker 2: Peter on the couch, Gary's in the kitchen, and Tony's

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Speaker 2: halfway up the stairs. Passed out and the dog's in

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Speaker 3: He's another big one as well.

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Speaker 4: Guys like to lie on the first date about their

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean, I mean, why are you work out? Yes?

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Speaker 3: So do I? Oh man, I'm flat out always going

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Speaker 1: One just start exercise?

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Speaker 2: What do you do for fitness? What don't I do?

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Speaker 3: His last breakup.

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Speaker 4: I suppose you do get to a point on a

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Speaker 4: first date where you talk about serious relationships just to

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Speaker 3: Sound them out. Well.

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Speaker 2: You know Amy who works on this show. She makes

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Speaker 2: a point of saying on Tinder dates, what is the

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Speaker 2: worst date you've been on? What happened? And she's had

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Speaker 2: some phenomenal stories, certainly not right for broadcast, but my god,

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Speaker 4: His past, if he's a former, if he's got a

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Speaker 3: Spouse, he's not coming clean on that date.

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Speaker 4: No, it'll take a few dates before you get that

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Speaker 3: How long do you wait before you go? Oh, by

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Speaker 1: You wait until they've said I love you. You need

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Speaker 1: the investment, Sarah. They need to be well invested before

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Speaker 1: you drop a clanger like I've done time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, there's a bike.

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Speaker 2: There's a bike out the front. Who wants to chat

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Speaker 2: to me?

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Speaker 4: Out to do this stay of my life? Which was

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Speaker 4: not like the day that I got sent to jail.

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Speaker 4: That's right, good segue for ram raiding a petrol station.

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Speaker 2: I'll never do it again, though, I promise made of mine.

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Speaker 2: When he used to go out with a group of mates,

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Speaker 2: and he would say, why don't we all go back

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Speaker 2: to my place for a spa? Everybody, let's get involved, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Pardiberger Adams, and they'd go back there. He never had

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Speaker 2: a spa like They would lie to get people back

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Speaker 1: But they would get there and go, where's the spine?

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Speaker 1: Haven't I got a blat pool?

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Speaker 2: And you don't even have a black pool, soays don't

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Speaker 3: This is a big one as well his friends.

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Speaker 4: Now, I know this is not a this is not

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Speaker 4: a lie, friends, but how quickly do you reckon the

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Speaker 3: That is, do you reckon?

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Speaker 4: It?

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Speaker 3: Would have been a first date.

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Speaker 2: I'm Bronte. Hey I'm doing Sorry, Sorry, that's my best

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Speaker 2: mate Dean Lewis, but I'm Matt to group.

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Speaker 4: I don't think it benefits you to list a more

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Speaker 4: because Dean's single.

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Speaker 1: You pretty much saying you could date me or the

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Speaker 1: better version.

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Speaker 3: Was what I had no issue say. I worked on

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Speaker 3: the fitting whipis show, no issue at all, so you

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Speaker 2: How do you lead a double life like the work

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Speaker 2: that would go into it? I said to Lisa on

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Speaker 2: when you thought I was going to work, it was

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Speaker 3: You'd be the worst spy, really good. You wouldn't know.

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Speaker 2: I'd be doing accents and all sorts of stuff undercover,

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Speaker 3: Concentration level was very low, very low.

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Speaker 4: You couldn't sit in a car for hours and hours

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't need to be more active than that. I'd be

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Speaker 2: more active spy wouldn't be a steakout kind of Guary'd

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Speaker 4: Now you'd be steak out and then you'd get into

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Speaker 3: Not having a steak while out.

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Speaker 2: In fact, they don't want to be a spy, a

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Speaker 2: completely medium, rare steakout, Thank you. Could you imagine if

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Speaker 2: you didn't know that your partner was doing something else

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Speaker 2: happy families. This poor girl, Priscilla, she's at a sharker.

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Speaker 3: It's not Priscilla Presley, is it.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not. I don't do much gear on her.

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Speaker 3: Elvis had a double life.

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Speaker 2: May could have had anything going on, poor Elvis. This girl,

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Speaker 2: she's decided to google her boyfriend's name. I don't know

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Speaker 2: what drove her to google his name, but the point

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Speaker 2: which has then led to the mother's Facebook page, which

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Speaker 2: has then led to photos of him with another woman

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Speaker 2: as a happily married man with a newborn and she

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Speaker 2: had no idea. How many phones have you got on

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Speaker 2: the go? And where are you finding the time to do?

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Speaker 2: And why do you do it?

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Speaker 4: It's that, I mean phone? Oh my god, that's why

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Speaker 4: Richard Wilkins has two three. But it's it would be

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Speaker 4: it's draining, mate.

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Speaker 3: Imagine I couldn't.

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Speaker 2: Keep my story straight if I was living another life.

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Speaker 2: You're right, it's a clunky spy. I'd be like, hey, Tracy,

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Speaker 2: Oh sir, it's Lisa, isn't it. What do you keep

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Speaker 2: calling me Tracy?

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Speaker 3: The reason it's inevitable that you're going to get busted

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Speaker 2: You can't write it out.

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Speaker 3: You're always looking over your shoulders here.

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Speaker 1: Surely they're chasing a bit of adrenaline because you say, like,

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Speaker 1: nothing about it appeals to you. Guys as you go

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Speaker 1: get caught well, surely, because why else would you risk it?

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Speaker 3: You can't be on the ball the whole time as well.

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Speaker 4: There's a famous story of an AFL footballer who got

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Speaker 3: Interstate from a footy match.

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Speaker 4: Lazy rocked up to the airport and his girlfriend picked

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Speaker 4: pick him up. You're kidding me, So they were both

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Speaker 4: there to pick him up. And it was the story

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Speaker 4: of him walking down the h escalater seeing one with

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Speaker 4: the other one to pick me up as well, and

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Speaker 2: I mean interesting when you think about it. Gary, your man.

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Speaker 2: He can't use laptops on aeroplanes, his phone is specially

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Speaker 2: coded so it can't be hacked, and he travels overseas

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Speaker 2: Are you really mate?

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00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:40,160
Speaker 3: He travels, Yeah, Garry has a French family.

448
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,480
Speaker 1: Well, he hasn't seen him in a while. Would he

449
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,560
Speaker 1: go there? I did say to him, if you're going

450
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,960
Speaker 1: to leave me, you have to take the kid.

451
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,720
Speaker 2: You know he's working late, says is on a zoom

452
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:52,800
Speaker 2: call to his other family.

453
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,960
Speaker 1: Totally get it. Why did we have to fill out lately?

454
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:59,280
Speaker 1: We did a security clearance recently. Why why did you

455
00:20:59,320 --> 00:20:59,800
Speaker 1: need that much?

456
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,200
Speaker 2: In nation and immigration? Yeah, he's moving. This is the thing.

457
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,199
Speaker 2: You don't know what people are really doing. Who do

458
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,040
Speaker 2: you really work with?

459
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,320
Speaker 4: You can claim your flights back to Paris here going

460
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,359
Speaker 4: over to see the family.

461
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,720
Speaker 2: Laura and Manly, who's given us a call? What's your story? Laura?

462
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:14,760
Speaker 5: Hello?

463
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 2: Hello?

464
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:19,880
Speaker 5: So I was dating a guy for probably like six months,

465
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,639
Speaker 5: and we were in love and it was you know,

466
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,679
Speaker 5: there was a few red flags. I was just ignoring

467
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:27,520
Speaker 5: them because I was in love. Yeah, and I turned

468
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,560
Speaker 5: out he had a girlfriend who he's been with for

469
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:36,040
Speaker 5: twenty years. What also, he says that this one was ended.

470
00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:39,080
Speaker 5: Who knows a mistress on the central coach at the same.

471
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,399
Speaker 3: Time, so he had three on the go.

472
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,159
Speaker 4: Laura, Yeah, well.

473
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,360
Speaker 5: One apparently not, but like.

474
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 4: It's very Oh, Laura, why are you compelled to then

475
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,639
Speaker 4: get in contact with the girl that's been with him

476
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,600
Speaker 4: for twenty years?

477
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:56,040
Speaker 5: Well, I we got found out, like I had no

478
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,640
Speaker 5: idea and was happening. And I was watching him play

479
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,879
Speaker 5: a game of sport and she showed up because she

480
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:06,159
Speaker 5: got stuck. Yeah, it all came out and I was

481
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,360
Speaker 5: just like, who were you and she's like, I'm his girlfriend.

482
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,479
Speaker 2: I was like, what wows Just watch the footy, girls,

483
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 2: just stop talking. Watch the footy, right. So and so

484
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 2: that was one girl, and then what about the other

485
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,480
Speaker 2: one on the central coast, the mistress? Howd you find

486
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 2: out about her? Well?

487
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:24,119
Speaker 5: I kind of already knew that he'd been seeing someone

488
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:27,399
Speaker 5: up there, so I didn't realize that, like it was

489
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,920
Speaker 5: still a big mess and that like he also had

490
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 5: had someone else.

491
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,920
Speaker 2: God, and what were the red flags? Just women's underwear?

492
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 5: And I never went to his house because obviously he

493
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 5: lived with her. She would always have his phone face down,

494
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 5: Like it was just all this stuff, Like there was

495
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 5: so many stuff things, and I was like, oh, who knows,

496
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,239
Speaker 5: maybe there's an explanations that. Like I was very kind

497
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 5: of understanding of everything.

498
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:51,680
Speaker 3: It must be horrible.

499
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 4: It must be horrible knowing in your mind there were

500
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 4: a couple of red fakes down.

501
00:22:55,640 --> 00:23:00,399
Speaker 3: But I really love him, hopefully really, you know.

502
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,160
Speaker 5: We stayed together for a little while after.

503
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:02,879
Speaker 1: It was like quite a.

504
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,679
Speaker 5: While actually, because I was just like, oh, you know,

505
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,919
Speaker 5: maybe we can figure this out, but like the trust

506
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 5: is never.

507
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 3: There, and it was more a restless does that guy

508
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 3: ever settled down. Do you reckon that guy? Does it?

509
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,160
Speaker 3: Will he ever find.

510
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,119
Speaker 1: He might find a couple.

511
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,360
Speaker 3: Well this is the thing.

512
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, he might run it perfectly all his life. Maybe

513
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 2: he's just in training. Maybe he won't make the same

514
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:24,399
Speaker 2: mistake again. He will continue on.

515
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 3: What was his job, Laura? Is he a salesman?

516
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:27,159
Speaker 2: Like?

517
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,160
Speaker 3: Was he good at sales?

518
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 4: No?

519
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 5: So he had his own business. He's very successful, very charming.

520
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 3: See this is charming.

521
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 5: Everyone would love him like you meet him and you

522
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 5: instantly love him.

523
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:40,639
Speaker 2: Do you still love him?

524
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 3: Laura?

525
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 2: Yeah? Totally?

526
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 3: Was this recently still Laura?

527
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 1: Yeah?

528
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it kind of all happened like a few

529
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 5: months ago, and then it all just unraveled, and then

530
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 5: it was still like on again, off again and again

531
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 5: off again because I just couldn't let go. He loved

532
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 5: me and kept her speaking with other people.

533
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 3: Poor do you?

534
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,160
Speaker 2: How do you stop listening to your heart there, Laura,

535
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 2: and maybe use your head. I know it's a it's

536
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 2: a tough one.

537
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 5: Head over heart.

538
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 2: You deserve better than that, well said, thanks for I.

539
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 5: Know, I do now.

540
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 3: I mean I was going to throw in like a

541
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:19,400
Speaker 3: fitzy with umbrella.

542
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,160
Speaker 2: I don't think that.

543
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,880
Speaker 4: Interesting one. I mean, there's a bit of a heat

544
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 4: wave happening in the UK at the moment. They're hitting

545
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 4: temperatures in the high twenties.

546
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 2: Stay indoors, guys, don't go outside.

547
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 3: We've done this before, Sarah.

548
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 4: And there's a guy Okay, this is in Dublin, right

549
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 4: in Ireland, so he is sick of it.

550
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 3: And I don't the heart. I know, I don't use

551
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 3: cash much anymore, and I think the pandemic shot is that.

552
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 4: You just just tagging now wherever you go, so cash

553
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 4: isn't really carried around as much.

554
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 3: But this guy said, I'm sick of women coming in

555
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 3: in the heat wave and paying CA out of their

556
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,400
Speaker 3: bra no more.

557
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 1: He's discussing.

558
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 4: He's put a sign up in the in the you're

559
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 4: kidding me in the window no bra money. Due to

560
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 4: increasing temperatures and for our own personal safety, we will

561
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 4: not be accepting BRA money. Sorry for the inconvenient I would.

562
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 2: Have thought when a woman, let's say she was carrying

563
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 2: money in her bra, if you were going to buy something,

564
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,639
Speaker 2: you would subtly turn your back or go to the

565
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 2: corner of the store with the cash.

566
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 1: Out rather than at the checkout.

567
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, instead of dragging it out.

568
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: I get it, though it feels unhygienic, even though you

569
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: don't not everyone sweats there. Imagine if someone went to

570
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,719
Speaker 1: pay for money from under their arm pit. You wouldn't

571
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 1: take that either.

572
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 2: No, you wouldn't. Why are you carrying it in your bra?

573
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: Because if you're in like workout gear or maybe you're

574
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 1: going for a swim, you don't have pockets.

575
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 4: That's the only thing with workout gear and your tights,

576
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 4: you don't have pockets.

577
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 1: Well, they've started putting them in sort of the waste. Yeah,

578
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 1: and there's options, but I know you're right.

579
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 2: Lisa carries a card in her bra.

580
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, just to be I know we've done this before.

581
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 4: But what can you carry in your bra? That's the

582
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 4: other thing as well.

583
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,159
Speaker 3: I mean cash is quite easy, butppy, what's the biggest

584
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 3: thing that you've got in their stiring carried around?

585
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,360
Speaker 1: Thanks, guys, that's disgusting in a way.

586
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 3: You both to Gary struggling to breathe.

587
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 1: One of the girls we all know she carries big

588
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: crystals in her bra. She wears form fitting clothing and

589
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,640
Speaker 1: you go, I can see a massive.

590
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 2: Lump, but yeah, you need a check. No, it's a crystal.

591
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 2: I'm dragging some good energy into my bosoms.

592
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:30,199
Speaker 1: It works.

593
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 4: A lot of people have argued with this new policy, though,

594
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 4: saying it's sexist. Someone did get a sharpie and right

595
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 4: on the shop window. What about the men with their

596
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 4: sweaty bollocks.

597
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 2: Well, no one's keeping cash on there.

598
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 3: I don't know.

599
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 4: I always thought, when I was younger, the power chip

600
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 4: in front of your underpants, Well, you don't cash.

601
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 3: What's for cash? You like where you pulled your to

602
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 3: do we in a great way? No? No, no, no,

603
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:56,639
Speaker 3: you know there's always a pouch.

604
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 1: I thought you pulled your willy out to weave with that.

605
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 3: No, the pouch, the pouch.

606
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: It's not just an air rated hole a.

607
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 4: Pair of bundies. There was always a pouch at the

608
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 4: front of us. You couldn't open it up.

609
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,160
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.

610
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: There was always you know what I'm talking about, Gary,

611
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 1: has the money unbuttoned it? No, not those like in.

612
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 2: The front wife flat. Yeah, so you can putely doodle

613
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 2: out and we yes, yes, we doodles. Okay, it's not

614
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 2: too offensive. I think we're going to move.

615
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: Makes it sound like you're six.

616
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 4: But no, I always thought that that's where you could

617
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,679
Speaker 4: stash cash. Maybe blokes do stash down in their undies

618
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 4: as well, So no one you are.

619
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: Hand down your pants as you're paying for coffee, jumbling

620
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 1: around trying to fry.

621
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 2: You're twenty cent short in there somewhere obviously really excited

622
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 2: about his life.

623
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 3: What are we going into our seventh week in lockdown now?

624
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 2: And you know what, running out of things to do?

625
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 3: I didn't This was the thing.

626
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 4: I didn't mind it at first, no commitments, You're at

627
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,239
Speaker 4: home with the family, and I was really enjoying it.

628
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,679
Speaker 4: But now the routine that we have every weekend is

629
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 4: stout now.

630
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 2: Starting yesterday was tough, wasn't it? Yesterdays longer stay it wasn't.

631
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 2: The weather wasn't great either, was sister Risley. And I

632
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, what are we doing now?

633
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 2: Like we ended up just walking just nowhere.

634
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 3: To turn to art.

635
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 2: Oh we did the swing painting. Yeah, Jack wanted a

636
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 2: little swing paying really beautiful piece he put together yesterday.

637
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 2: But where we have nothing to do, like my brain's dying.

638
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 4: So our routine is Sunday mornings family bike ride.

639
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:39,959
Speaker 3: It's the beginning.

640
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh yes, Lenny Love.

641
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 4: So we're like living in Balmain, you can actually there's

642
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 4: some great rides around here and you can actually go

643
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 4: along Darling Harbor and Bringer and there's no one walking.

644
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 3: There's hardly anyone walking anymore.

645
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 4: But yesterday, because it was a little bit wet and damp,

646
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 4: the kids were like, I don't want to go for

647
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 4: a bike ride, So BJ said, why don't you go

648
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 4: off on your own? And I usually write about thirty

649
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 4: k seid good effort, so I didn't bring a raincoat.

650
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 3: And then it starts.

651
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 4: About half an hour into my ride, it starts peeling

652
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 4: down and it's consistent, and I thought, I'm just going

653
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,959
Speaker 4: to go for this. Then I start getting a bit frustrated.

654
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 4: I want to get home quickly, so I start picking

655
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 4: up the pace a little bit. The Olympics, I'm in

656
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 4: Darling Harbor and there's still a few people were walking

657
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 4: and exercising around there. And I've hit a corner pretty

658
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 4: hard right and'sible. As I've come around a corner, there's

659
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 4: a there's a couple and they sort of come around

660
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 4: the corner.

661
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 3: I see them, so I put it on.

662
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 4: My bakes breaks quickly, bike instantly slides out back will

663
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 4: go on.

664
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 3: It's like in slow motion.

665
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 4: I'm on the ground sliding out the whole time for

666
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 4: about five to ten meters, great effort. Then all of

667
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 4: a sudden, all these other walkers come around, and then

668
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 4: it's this moment where it's like a car crash and

669
00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 4: they gather around you.

670
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 3: Oh you're you're right, I've got I've quickly checked.

671
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,959
Speaker 4: Luckily I didn't land on my arm wrong. I've got

672
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Speaker 4: a dead arm. I've hit my funny bone, my hip,

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Speaker 4: I've corked my hip right, and I'm in a fair

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Speaker 4: bit of pain. But you can't show them that you're

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Speaker 4: that you've got to get I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 3: You guys are right, And.

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Speaker 4: They're going, yeah, no, but you that was pretty full

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Speaker 4: on man, and you okay, And I'm going no, yeah.

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Speaker 4: I limp back over to my bike again, jump on

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Speaker 4: my bike and I'm about to ride off, and the

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Speaker 4: woman goes, sorry, excuse me, mate, You've left your phone

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Speaker 4: on the grounds.

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Speaker 1: Like you've not just smashed it shattering where if you

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Speaker 1: talk into that that'll go into clips in your ear.

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Speaker 4: I've been trying to get my phone to start again,

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Speaker 4: and I'm working on a couple of chips in now

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Speaker 4: in my thumb's glass.

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Speaker 2: Did anyone yell out and do it again? Or Friday?

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Speaker 2: It's so embarrassing, mate, When does your funny bone kick

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Speaker 2: back in?

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Speaker 3: I was riding it down and.

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Speaker 2: So can you not feel your arm?

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Speaker 3: No, it was for a while. I couldn't feel it at.

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Speaker 1: All, just a minor nerve.

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Speaker 3: Damag's trying to but it was just that moment. I

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Speaker 3: don't know. I think I've got to get off the bike, mate, Sarah.

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Speaker 1: Sarah, me so stupid. I don't know what that was now.

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Speaker 1: It's a Simpsons impersonation that Clara has emailed the show.

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Speaker 1: She says, Hi, Sarah, I gave birth to my first

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Speaker 1: child six months ago. Mahara, Yeah, congrats, Clara. My husband

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Speaker 1: has been a doting father ever since. However, I can't

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Speaker 1: check the feeling that he might not be her biological father.

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Speaker 1: Around the time I conceived her, I had a drunken

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Speaker 1: night with his cousin that I've been regressing ever since.

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Speaker 1: Should I come clean and take him to get a

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Speaker 1: DNA test now and potentially blow everything up? Or not

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Speaker 1: say anything and hope my daughter never does one of

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Speaker 1: those DNA tests when she's older. We'll do it on

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Speaker 1: about what to do, so any advice would be her full.

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Speaker 3: Thanks, Clara, Can I just start.

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Speaker 4: As soon as you said the word cousins, people looked

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Speaker 4: up at the screen that I'm on in the studio.

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Speaker 3: It's just it's not.

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Speaker 1: You should never have told the story about.

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Speaker 3: Sleeping with a cousin and me if not linked.

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Speaker 1: She thought that she's in the clear because wouldn't they

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Speaker 1: have the same DNA. What do you mean, Well, if

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Speaker 1: it's her husband's cousin, you're in the clear. You're all

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Speaker 1: from the same family. Like my cousin and I would.

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Speaker 3: Have the same same dinner.

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Speaker 1: Not perfectly the same, but.

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Speaker 3: They would still be able to pick that up.

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Speaker 1: There's got to be DNA that shows your related to

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Speaker 1: your cousin.

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Speaker 2: You're close enough as the father, like closer close enough,

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Speaker 2: not one hundred percent, But how.

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Speaker 1: Hard do you examine that stuff? Like there would be

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Speaker 1: enough DNA to go.

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Speaker 4: See this is the other child as a child, and

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Speaker 4: everyone brings up Prince Harry and they say he doesn't

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Speaker 4: look like his father at all, But.

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Speaker 1: That's because she didn't. Diana rumor hooked up.

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Speaker 3: With bodyguards as a child.

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Speaker 4: Right, do you look at your physical features and get

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Speaker 4: to a point in your life and go, I don't

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Speaker 4: know if that's my real dad.

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Speaker 2: I think you would. We were talking about this on

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Speaker 2: the weekend because Jack has without failed my child because

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Speaker 2: he was born with a double chin and a hairy back.

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Speaker 3: Hair medication when.

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Speaker 2: I had him, because that was a surprise for everybody.

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Speaker 2: Francesca looks nothing like me. She's blonde and fair and

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Speaker 2: looks nothing like me. And if anybody wants to take

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Speaker 2: this moment to put their hand up and so they've

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Speaker 2: contributed to my family in a really big way, then

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Speaker 2: now's your time. If not, I will continue to search else.

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Speaker 2: Was it you? Tom?

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Speaker 3: You know how to make a blond hair? You know

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Speaker 3: how to make a baby? It's not gray hair? Brown?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Please, could Chris Brown? You would be so lucky

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Speaker 1: to have.

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Speaker 2: A list as a big fan.

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Speaker 3: You know the kid's going to be talented and tall.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? You put jeans on the

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Speaker 2: old brown dugger. We know that much. So what should

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Speaker 2: this woman do?

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Speaker 1: I've said my vote. Skip it. You'll be right, Oh, Dna, skip,

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Speaker 1: You'll be right. Yeah, you're the one that's got to

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Speaker 1: carry this. Don't put it on everyone else. You're stuffed

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Speaker 1: up you're cross to bed.

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Speaker 4: If the child goes up and finds out, how bad

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Speaker 4: does that look on you for not being honest?

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Speaker 1: You could just send my goodness. I never thought of it.

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Speaker 3: Oh you are.

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Speaker 2: In with This show is a Nova podcast. For more

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Speaker 2: great comedy shows like this, head to Nova podcast dot

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