Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren start your morning the right.
Speaker 3: Away, be gay.
Speaker 4: This is Jason Lauren on one.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody, welcome you Tuesday morning.
Speaker 5: Great news there, thank you, very topical news.
Speaker 3: A little peak behind the curtain. Sorry to everyone. Just
Speaker 3: heard the.
Speaker 6: News music music it's good to do should release that.
Speaker 3: Clint was sitting in front of me reading his news.
Speaker 7: We thought he was going to air, but all you
Speaker 7: were getting was the.
Speaker 5: Gen z our producer out there could not have moved
Speaker 5: any slower when she goes, huh ship, guys, I don't
Speaker 5: think we're on. What do you mean she goes Brodie,
Speaker 5: I don't think where on my body sat in the
Speaker 5: office room minute and was like okay all the way
Speaker 5: and then realized, oh no, they're actually not on.
Speaker 6: The worst thing is Jason and I thought.
Speaker 3: We were all. We thought we were having a great
Speaker 3: old time. I was giving him thumbs up, like you're
Speaker 3: reading really well.
Speaker 8: I am no, hitchy.
Speaker 5: I'm surprised anyone was listening to the news to notice
Speaker 5: we went on, Quint, good on you anything.
Speaker 8: One of the give us that come on, give us
Speaker 8: what's the top line?
Speaker 3: Just to recap Princess k Princess Kate is cancer free.
Speaker 7: Oh, she's finished therapy, months of treatment, about to return
Speaker 7: to royal duties.
Speaker 5: And they've released some beautiful family vision, a gorgeous The
Speaker 5: Windsors beautiful video.
Speaker 6: And also the iPhone sixteen is hitting shells today, which
Speaker 6: is triggering for Jason because he needs a new phone
Speaker 6: because he threw his phone the other day.
Speaker 8: He did it.
Speaker 3: We threw a highlight and something couldn't.
Speaker 8: Have done it if he tried accidentally.
Speaker 3: That's a silly thing.
Speaker 6: Like if he tried to do that one hundred times,
Speaker 6: he wouldn't be able to do it none at all.
Speaker 8: Hey, Clinton, I were watching the.
Speaker 6: Block last Goodness, I was cord but no, the.
Speaker 5: Block we were. We were mad on the text watching.
Speaker 5: Weren't we a couple of left?
Speaker 3: Oh? What happened?
Speaker 8: Well, she wasn't coping very well, which.
Speaker 3: Is is not coping at all.
Speaker 8: She wasn't coping at all.
Speaker 5: So they sent some counselors in and they had a
Speaker 5: big family meeting and they decided it was time to go.
Speaker 5: They were getting very heated with each other, this couple,
Speaker 5: and the neighbors could hear them yelling.
Speaker 7: Was just the check with the colored hair did the
Speaker 7: black Bear suprisingly.
Speaker 3: She's coping her partner. I'm worried about she.
Speaker 5: Said last night on the Block. What about when she
Speaker 5: said I'm just an ordinary, normal vanilla woman. And I
Speaker 5: was like, you've got lime green hair. There is nothing
Speaker 5: ordinary or vanilla about you.
Speaker 6: And she didn't like it when Ronnie and Georgia came
Speaker 6: the old blockheads, they just waste the couple that left
Speaker 6: for a week.
Speaker 5: Ronnie and Georgia just can't get enough of the Block.
Speaker 5: And you remember, time and time and time and time
Speaker 5: again they were not happy.
Speaker 8: Last time.
Speaker 7: I was about to say, well, maybe this is their redemption.
Speaker 7: We got told some a little behind the scenes block goss. Remember, yeah,
Speaker 7: they're on that season when it was in Hampton. They
Speaker 7: were doing a little cul de sac and Ronnie had
Speaker 7: that full menty b and apparently producers were in the
Speaker 7: shower trying to get his temperature down.
Speaker 3: Stop.
Speaker 5: They had come back for another year and then he
Speaker 5: I think there were stories he was doing his spin
Speaker 5: off on Channel Line, a building show, and blah blah blah.
Speaker 8: They came back.
Speaker 5: They were going to be the heroes, and the house
Speaker 5: absolutely shut the bed and I had to do the
Speaker 5: weather that morning that they got the they got.
Speaker 8: Their reserves reserve and he refused to do it, and
Speaker 8: he stormed off and he was crying and was like,
Speaker 8: it's just the block.
Speaker 3: It's just the block. I feel for the bloody producer.
Speaker 7: It's got to sit there with the detachable shower head
Speaker 7: and hose Ronnie down. Yeah, that's why because if you
Speaker 7: watch like the final episode, yes, when Scottie and Shelley
Speaker 7: are going we'll see you next year on the block,
Speaker 7: he's just sitting there like you're dripping.
Speaker 3: I hope they had a shower chair. I think they
Speaker 3: did have a shower che He wasn't in the shop
Speaker 3: and everyone was like, what happened to Ronnie?
Speaker 8: No, he wasn't happy because the house bombs. Yeah, they
Speaker 8: made the money. They made no monies anyway, that night,
Speaker 8: wasn't it Clinton? I want to be very exciting, the
Speaker 8: perfect couple. And I got distracted with the.
Speaker 7: Block driving around Melbourne. At the moment, I think I
Speaker 7: was with you. It's like, that's a block. That's a
Speaker 7: block that's like everywhere.
Speaker 8: At the moment, what do you mean potential sites?
Speaker 3: Just the ones that have been done?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, there's many alumni.
Speaker 5: Do they all still look spick and Oh yeah, schmick
Speaker 5: And what's that saying?
Speaker 3: Speaking span look speaking speaking span, schmick schmick and span
Speaker 3: speaking span.
Speaker 8: Speaking span.
Speaker 9: They look spick and span.
Speaker 3: They look schmick span.
Speaker 8: Speaking span clean speak. What does that stand?
Speaker 3: I liked better when we weren't on the air. Let's
Speaker 3: go back to this, Let's do the music. But to do,
Speaker 3: but to do? But hey, look a lot coming up today.
Speaker 7: Hawks fans, we're going a special guest joining yourself to
Speaker 7: eight this morning.
Speaker 6: Calsha Deer, one of the stars of the Hollywood Hawks,
Speaker 6: joins us.
Speaker 3: Nineteen years old.
Speaker 8: Howkball? Yes, they're playing.
Speaker 3: We'll talk all he soon as well.
Speaker 7: This is Billie Eilish, Good morning, Melbourne, Welcome and nover.
Speaker 7: It's his over one hundred. Well we are doing thanks
Speaker 7: to what if it is? Ossie for travel?
Speaker 8: Was my microphone on then and I was giving a
Speaker 8: fashion critique.
Speaker 3: It's one of those mornings. What is the thing's going
Speaker 3: to happen? My tip?
Speaker 7: I always turned Lauren's microphone on the last because normally
Speaker 7: I'll go, Mike's on here, but I.
Speaker 5: Don't listen to you because you go MIC's on twenty
Speaker 5: minutes before the song ends, and then you go to
Speaker 5: good point.
Speaker 8: He goes MIC's on, and then he goes, should we
Speaker 8: get breakfast?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What maybe is this conversation?
Speaker 8: Can we Mike's? Can we get coffee? Get Mike's? And
Speaker 8: then he goes, welcome back.
Speaker 6: I'm like, wait, just whenever you want, mate, Well, don't
Speaker 6: worry abot the warloight on the buttons.
Speaker 5: You don't actually turn the MIC's on when you say
Speaker 5: MIC's on. That's why I don't trust you, like the
Speaker 5: Boy who Cried Wolf. But one day I'm going to
Speaker 5: get MIC's off.
Speaker 8: I can turn it on myself now in this fancy
Speaker 8: new studio.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Hey, yesterday you just said I had a date
Speaker 5: day a date?
Speaker 3: Tell you what? We peaked early in the week. Haven't
Speaker 3: we to hang out?
Speaker 8: Well it wasn't really. It didn't go smoothly. We're to
Speaker 8: go and see you?
Speaker 3: Am I not surprised because.
Speaker 8: Of Monday Monday.
Speaker 5: I don't do activities on a Monday after the show.
Speaker 5: Monday is my day just to have no plans.
Speaker 3: I was back to back yesterday had a lot on.
Speaker 8: Back to back.
Speaker 5: Melbourne's busiest man in cause he didn't know anyway. With
Speaker 5: Chris Hemsworth coming up on the show this week, Kemsey,
Speaker 5: we love him. He is in a new film. Is
Speaker 5: in the new Transformers. We're talking about that later in
Speaker 5: the week.
Speaker 7: I was saying to Lauren, I think I'm allowed to
Speaker 7: say one line in the movie when he does that,
Speaker 7: like I am Optimist Prime.
Speaker 3: I looked over at Lauren.
Speaker 7: I was like, as a as a kid like to
Speaker 7: be able to Now you're the voice of optimists Prime Prime, Like,
Speaker 7: that's that's cool. I've got a protein powder called Optimist Prime.
Speaker 8: Do well, you might look like Chris Hams.
Speaker 6: Is he playing the role of my protein powder.
Speaker 8: Transformers? Honey? Anyway, we have to go to the movie.
Speaker 8: We'll tell you about it later in the week.
Speaker 5: But first of all, we get there and they're like, oh,
Speaker 5: we're just Jase. Because I'm going to be a bit late.
Speaker 5: I was like, Handard. She get there and they say,
Speaker 5: so you have to do a preview, see the film,
Speaker 5: then you interview cast and they said, well, we're just
Speaker 5: waiting for some others and I said, oh, who are
Speaker 5: the others?
Speaker 8: I was the only person.
Speaker 3: Don't tell me other radio.
Speaker 7: Show, Private cinema private cinema normally be right, though normally
Speaker 7: it'll be like, you know, someone for the project might
Speaker 7: be there, or someone from Fox or Gold or in
Speaker 7: other stations.
Speaker 5: And anyway, they said, oh, we're waiting someone called Jason,
Speaker 5: someone called Ellie. I was like, well, Jason's running late now,
Speaker 5: who's our producer? And she can't come?
Speaker 8: So it's just me, you and Wali. Just me.
Speaker 6: Doesn't scream Transformers?
Speaker 4: Does he know that'd be a Sarah Job or Georgie
Speaker 4: me cinema to myself anyway, whole cinema.
Speaker 5: Jase rolls in forty five minutes, late, forty five minutes.
Speaker 8: Then he sits there and he goes, how long dreking there?
Speaker 9: How long?
Speaker 5: And I said, it's okay, it's okay, puts his hat
Speaker 5: down on his nose, head down, sound asleep, No, no, no,
Speaker 5: I'm like, bro, wake up, wake up, Come on, we've
Speaker 5: got to watch this movie. Because we're interviewing the Stars
Speaker 5: movie and he's watching Transformers one.
Speaker 3: He got it.
Speaker 5: And then he goes, how long dreck and there is?
Speaker 5: I said about about forty minutes and he goes, okay,
Speaker 5: when you go get snacks, I was like, snacks is
Speaker 5: God here of the wattles gets up, walks through the
Speaker 5: Cinema of shame on his own out to the snack bar, which,
Speaker 5: by the way is not open, so I don't know
Speaker 5: where he got the next from.
Speaker 7: I had to go down the stairs across the jam
Speaker 7: factory and up the other stairs to the other side.
Speaker 5: Ah comes back with fifteen minutes to go with two
Speaker 5: chok tops. It's eleven o'clock on Monday morning, two massive
Speaker 5: chok tops. I was like, he's serious, because I said, great,
Speaker 5: I've had lunch. Yeah, get a smack. I think he's
Speaker 5: gonna come back with sushi or something. This guy walks
Speaker 5: out of the cinema covered in chocolate.
Speaker 8: He goes up there.
Speaker 5: He might as well if he goes I better not.
Speaker 5: I better not get any chocolate on these white shorts.
Speaker 8: And how dressed up he was today.
Speaker 6: He had a collar on this white tailored shorts.
Speaker 5: Yes, he looked like a child had eaten a choctop
Speaker 5: in a cinema. He was covered in melted chocolate all
Speaker 5: over his shorts, all down his shirt.
Speaker 8: It did look like he shut himself. How did you
Speaker 8: even do that?
Speaker 7: I said to you at the time as I was
Speaker 7: eating it. Because you're in the dark. You can feel
Speaker 7: the you can feel the.
Speaker 3: Chocolate break off. You don't know where it's going. The
Speaker 3: piece is gone.
Speaker 7: And I said to Lauren and I went, oh, god, damn,
Speaker 7: this is risky. I really hope I get chocolate on myself.
Speaker 7: I was covered in.
Speaker 8: It, covered covered, grow up.
Speaker 3: How much of the movie?
Speaker 7: You just most of it? Can I ask something? I
Speaker 7: was going to do this, but I thought you'd be like, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 7: that's awkward. There was a security guard in the cinema.
Speaker 8: Well, I wondered who he was.
Speaker 3: Well, so you told me he was a security guard.
Speaker 8: No, I didn't. I never you make things up. You
Speaker 8: said who's that? And I said he works here.
Speaker 3: Well, I went to offer him at chop top.
Speaker 6: I thought, Lauren had the chop top?
Speaker 3: Did you not eat your chop top? I was I
Speaker 3: was going to get one for the other guy and
Speaker 3: two choktops.
Speaker 8: But where did you get he was a security guard?
Speaker 3: From?
Speaker 8: Why did we need a security guard?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: Because to protect the movie under a barger Yes, because.
Speaker 7: You know how in the past you used to set
Speaker 7: up a tripod and film it and then go to
Speaker 7: balley and sell copies.
Speaker 8: I never did that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, that's what right.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I'm not going out in public with you against
Speaker 5: too embarrassing when you eat.
Speaker 3: How good were those little Ballei jobs? Do you ever
Speaker 3: watch those movies?
Speaker 5: The best was when you'd buy the DVD and you'd
Speaker 5: get home and put in it with something completely It
Speaker 5: was like Himalayan.
Speaker 3: We're upside down.
Speaker 8: You're supposed to be fast and furious.
Speaker 3: Or worse if the guy filming it laughed the whole
Speaker 3: book shake.
Speaker 10: Our next guest is a camera man and man of
Speaker 10: the camera.
Speaker 6: His nature photography social accounts have exploded in popularity recently.
Speaker 3: It's called passion and your passionate like that. You spend
Speaker 3: your whole lifetime looking for that perfect show.
Speaker 6: Many are dubbing him the younger and hunkyer David Attenborough.
Speaker 1: Please welcome to the studio lit Chilborn.
Speaker 3: Good morning morning.
Speaker 8: You have a voice like David Attenbrah.
Speaker 3: He's got a voice. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Can you can you narrate beautiful wildlife and beautiful scenery?
Speaker 3: And I could? I narrated my audiobook? So did? He
Speaker 3: has a good practice. Okay, how'd you go doing the
Speaker 3: book first time? That was great?
Speaker 11: He was a lot of sitting down a lot of reading,
Speaker 11: but I feel like I'm a better reader now.
Speaker 3: Mate. What's your background living in Geelong and how did
Speaker 3: you get into this?
Speaker 11: Well, my love for photograph we started way back when
Speaker 11: I was a kid living in North Queensland on my parents'
Speaker 11: farm and told my parents I was bored one day
Speaker 11: and they sort of just handed me a disposable camera
Speaker 11: and said, go do something.
Speaker 3: So that's what I've done. And ever since that day,
Speaker 3: it's just been like, you know, the whole world's come alive.
Speaker 5: Were you fascinated by it, like a particular type of animal,
Speaker 5: like were you a bird watcher?
Speaker 8: And then news became like.
Speaker 3: The people came to be a bit weird.
Speaker 8: I think people they're the best.
Speaker 3: Quo twitches, aren't they? Is that twitches twitches? It's a
Speaker 3: weird thing. I got a different name. But in the
Speaker 3: beginning I was sort of just fascinated with everything.
Speaker 11: Obviously the animals on the farm and I used to
Speaker 11: take my little camera on school excursions and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: But then, yeah, the love for landscape photography.
Speaker 11: I come across a few people I like their work
Speaker 11: and I just got fascinated with it, you know.
Speaker 6: But Also, Instagram's helped you hugely, right, Like you've posted
Speaker 6: a lot of your material on socials.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's where that's.
Speaker 11: Sort of that was, Yeah, the biggest change for me,
Speaker 11: Like and back in twenty twenty one, that's when I
Speaker 11: decided to sort of put myself on Instagram as not
Speaker 11: just pretty photos, but also like taking people behind the
Speaker 11: scenes and bringing them along so they can get the
Speaker 11: whole story behind the shot, not just the end product.
Speaker 5: I remember doing photography at school back when you had
Speaker 5: to develop them yourself and hang them.
Speaker 2: In that dark room.
Speaker 8: I never got the dark the dark room. All kinds
Speaker 8: of things went down in.
Speaker 5: The hookup spot for me, not for the bird people.
Speaker 8: The bird people weren't picking up.
Speaker 3: Lawrence photos were terrible, but she loved developing.
Speaker 8: Always catch people in the dark room along.
Speaker 3: With you taking photos.
Speaker 6: People are taking photos of you because you're doing a
Speaker 6: bit of modeling as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, have a look at it.
Speaker 7: I know is yeah, I'm sure that the photos are
Speaker 7: great online, but I guarantee that behind the scenes, people
Speaker 7: aren't just looking at the photos.
Speaker 8: You don't think people look at the animals?
Speaker 11: No, No, I mean it didn't come naturally but it's
Speaker 11: sort of something I just fell into it. I wouldn't
Speaker 11: call myself a model, but I've just sort of, yeah,
Speaker 11: found it with promotion of the book and getting a
Speaker 11: few good articles and.
Speaker 8: Arms like you working around topless every.
Speaker 3: Speaking of models. Humble, he's not for the reason I said,
Speaker 3: we've got to get Mitchell.
Speaker 8: Why did you want to have a show off with
Speaker 8: your gun?
Speaker 3: Yea yeah, aunt your mind and your and mind combined?
Speaker 3: And have you done? He was in GQQ. Yeah. Can
Speaker 3: we talk about the book? Ye?
Speaker 7: Life Camera action coffee table book. No, it's a memoir
Speaker 7: and all memoir. It's a memoir.
Speaker 3: How are you thirty? He's done something?
Speaker 8: That's part one of the men? What's it about?
Speaker 11: It tells my story from mining, spending a decade of
Speaker 11: mining to now leaving my dream and.
Speaker 3: Everything that got me to that point.
Speaker 11: Through the hard times, through mining, I was suffering, through
Speaker 11: mental health, and photography always pulled me through. So it's
Speaker 11: been my passion all along and it's led me to
Speaker 11: where I am today.
Speaker 6: I know you've got a beautiful girlfriend outside. How many
Speaker 6: chicks do you have? Slipping into the sliding ms or
Speaker 6: trying to slide.
Speaker 8: Into the everyone not just me.
Speaker 5: Well, Clinton called you before because we had a bit
Speaker 5: of a situation trying to get you here to the studio. Well, okay,
Speaker 5: based on Clarendon Street.
Speaker 11: Did you know that's a there's a couple of Clarendon
Speaker 11: Streets in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Have you been. I've done the biggest blockie you'll ever
Speaker 3: started in Thornbury. Clarendon Street, Thornbury.
Speaker 7: Hey messaged yeah, well, Jess our producer cheers. Can you
Speaker 7: run us through the text messages you got?
Speaker 1: So there was some phone calls and Mitch was like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here.
Speaker 3: I am two five five Clarendon's Street.
Speaker 1: Okay, send me your location. No, I can see I
Speaker 1: can see Preston signs for Northcote and he.
Speaker 3: Was like, okay, now it's not South Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Then we went again looking for Nova and he rang
Speaker 1: me a little bit later and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you'll probably see the building when you get here. There's
Speaker 1: a Coals', a Nando's. He was like, yeah, I can
Speaker 1: see Coals, I can see Kia.
Speaker 3: As soon as he said that, I was like the
Speaker 3: gardens in Richmond time the chime.
Speaker 8: So did you get out your compass?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Would have had better luck than Google Maps, honestly, and
Speaker 11: you do well in the city.
Speaker 3: So yeah. Also the anxiety of knowing what this team
Speaker 3: will be like. I was scared. I was scared. He's
Speaker 3: a country boy.
Speaker 8: You're better in nature. Where do you want to go
Speaker 8: from here? What's the plan? What's the big goal?
Speaker 3: I got some big goals. I don't know if anyone's
Speaker 3: ready for him.
Speaker 11: No, honestly, I want My biggest goal is to have
Speaker 11: a gallery, so I'm definitely working towards that. That's huge,
Speaker 11: and obviously just travel to bigger, better destinations to build
Speaker 11: up my portfolio.
Speaker 7: That's a that's a self funded thing, I guess yeah
Speaker 7: at the moment.
Speaker 11: And also social media has been helping I work with
Speaker 11: your brands.
Speaker 6: Five hundred thousand followers on Insta, two billion views on TikTok.
Speaker 8: Two billion.
Speaker 3: I don't know the numbers.
Speaker 8: It's a Mitchell Burns.
Speaker 7: The book is out now. You can go and grab it.
Speaker 7: Life camera action it is available, mate, you can.
Speaker 5: Get on the TikTok. He's even feeding a baby kangaroo.
Speaker 6: Oh stop it, look at it.
Speaker 8: His big hands, a tiny little He's also still in
Speaker 8: the room, Lauren, I know me your big hands.
Speaker 3: Thanks for coming in. Thank you so much.
Speaker 8: Something happened.
Speaker 7: What have I always told you, Lauren? Never put your
Speaker 7: face in the podo?
Speaker 5: Oh the other thing you've always told me is that
Speaker 5: a thick shake is a meal.
Speaker 7: Yeah, very important life lessons and you don't want to
Speaker 7: combine the two.
Speaker 3: That's sorry.
Speaker 5: But I don't know if you saw this live, Jace,
Speaker 5: but I had to send a photo of it to
Speaker 5: you and bring it to your attention.
Speaker 3: This is the problem. Photo gets out, people start spreading it.
Speaker 8: I spread it. Someone in our team posted a photo
Speaker 8: of themselves.
Speaker 3: Have you seen it, Clint, I'm glad I'm not involved.
Speaker 3: WHOA there it is on the big screen. Okay, So
Speaker 3: in situ in a gym, Yes, tank.
Speaker 8: Top, Yes, it's a male.
Speaker 6: It's a male, and what appeared to be some very
Speaker 6: tight Nike bike short bike pants.
Speaker 5: Interestingly, that is a different photo to the one I've seen,
Speaker 5: so there must have.
Speaker 4: Been there a few Fighting's.
Speaker 3: The one you've seen someone?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that one he's got his face in it, and
Speaker 7: I'm like, don't put your face in.
Speaker 5: The different Okay. So the issue here that the man
Speaker 5: in question is our dig little guy.
Speaker 3: He should know better.
Speaker 8: Has bought himself something that he is vibing.
Speaker 3: What are you wearing nandos?
Speaker 2: I'm just wearing some nice little bike shorts. They're good
Speaker 2: for the leg day.
Speaker 5: He started going to the gym in bike shorts with
Speaker 5: no short, not like skins with shorts over the.
Speaker 3: Top, which is what I have done in the past.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but they're they're compression tights and you wear or like,
Speaker 8: I don't know what.
Speaker 3: I've got a couple of Are you do we compression
Speaker 3: trying to compress?
Speaker 8: Yes, he's wearing Nike bikes.
Speaker 6: Two questions. Yes, are they red grundies under the bike shorts.
Speaker 8: Or free balling?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 8: Do you have a vpl.
Speaker 3: Visible panty line? Look?
Speaker 2: I think around the leg line. There was some visible
Speaker 2: some visible lines from my from my bonds.
Speaker 8: But so are you wearing a G string because I
Speaker 8: would always wear a G string under.
Speaker 3: Bike p You wearing a G bang? No?
Speaker 2: G banger?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: No, Now, I'm a big fan of bike shorts right there,
Speaker 5: and they're very like all the girls wearing Princess Diana.
Speaker 3: How does it feel?
Speaker 2: Oh, they feel amazing, so much freedom, they.
Speaker 8: Feel amazing, quite a small They feel amazing.
Speaker 3: Nikesh on there you amazing. Are you wearing them now? No?
Speaker 2: But I can wear them tomorrow.
Speaker 4: No? Nos, he got long socks with them.
Speaker 8: Oh no, he's gone the ankles. Where's gen Z? Gen Z?
Speaker 5: The gen Z has been saying that you can't be
Speaker 5: wearing ankle socks with bike shorts.
Speaker 8: You've got to wear long like gen Z?
Speaker 3: Is that doing it for you? That photo?
Speaker 8: I have theck so bad?
Speaker 3: What is it about the photo?
Speaker 8: Which part?
Speaker 6: Where do you want to start?
Speaker 3: Laura? If you saw a bloke in tight little bike shorts.
Speaker 8: In the gym without shorts.
Speaker 7: That I think that's the difference for blokes. It needs
Speaker 7: to be a shorts over the top job. Does it
Speaker 7: stop chafe? Is that what you're wearing it?
Speaker 3: They do stop chafe?
Speaker 2: Also, they have pockets on the side there, so they're
Speaker 2: obviously not meant to be worn with other shorts.
Speaker 7: Oh like Lulu Lemons where the girls put their phone
Speaker 7: and keys and stuff.
Speaker 3: On the side.
Speaker 8: There's no room for a phone or keys in those shots.
Speaker 6: Okay, so that phone will be into I'm not as
Speaker 6: offended by it.
Speaker 3: No, of course, here we go, because what do you reckon?
Speaker 3: He's rocking bloody leg day.
Speaker 8: You're not worrying. I've never seen here's the thing. Are
Speaker 8: you riding the bike anywhere?
Speaker 3: Did he ride a bike to the gym? No? No bike?
Speaker 8: Does it have a padded bumm?
Speaker 3: That is my no, no no.
Speaker 6: If this was a woman, we wouldn't be saying anything.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 8: No, you're right because women don't have Willi's day around.
Speaker 3: She's got you there, She's got your there.
Speaker 8: It's like you do you if you're comfy, knock yourself out.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 3: He's saying he should, he should do it. If he's
Speaker 3: gonna wear bike pants, do the tuck under. He's also
Speaker 3: going to have to shave the pins.
Speaker 12: Let it out.
Speaker 8: I mean, Matt Shervington's got around in bike shots.
Speaker 3: Those shave the pins please.
Speaker 5: They're also yeah, they out there not short shorts, and
Speaker 5: they're not long shorts.
Speaker 8: They're like mid fight on cyclists.
Speaker 3: Those padded bums. Oh, it looks like they're walking around
Speaker 3: with a nappion.
Speaker 5: For me, it's he's gone around the gym taking multiple
Speaker 5: photos of himself.
Speaker 6: That.
Speaker 8: How's the rig going?
Speaker 3: Good? Is that the before or after photo?
Speaker 2: Before?
Speaker 6: We are going I need a spray tand too, brother.
Speaker 5: And many fellows get around the bike pants surely not.
Speaker 5: Come on, fellas thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 8: Are you rocking bike shorts.
Speaker 3: With no shorts over the top? That'd be freedom?
Speaker 7: But you do see him on the footy field like
Speaker 7: a training and stuff, but shts over the top.
Speaker 5: It's the visible panty line for man. The phones haven't
Speaker 5: exactly lit up, aren't Nando's. I don't know how many
Speaker 5: blokes are getting around Melbourne bike can The issue.
Speaker 6: With the andies underneath is it just gets a bit sweaty,
Speaker 6: does it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Bitch fitzy, would you wear bike pants with no Oh no,
Speaker 5: i'd be free BORNU do you wear undies underskints?
Speaker 3: I did? I don't wear undies under gym show.
Speaker 8: You don't own skins?
Speaker 6: Stop?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I used to?
Speaker 8: Where did you ever.
Speaker 3: Them to the shops.
Speaker 8: On your electric bene?
Speaker 3: Do you have hand weights as well ankle weights?
Speaker 7: I've got an ankle bracelet sort of like a weight.
Speaker 7: Okay thirteen to twenty four ten. Let's just do a
Speaker 7: little social experiment. Here is our video. Guy Nandos the
Speaker 7: only bloke in Melbourne who leaves the house in bike
Speaker 7: pants alone, no shorts over the top, just raw dog
Speaker 7: bike pants.
Speaker 3: Big footing news.
Speaker 6: It's hard to believe, jas, but we're creeping closer to
Speaker 6: the AFL Grand Final.
Speaker 8: We're not that far away. What are three weeks with.
Speaker 6: Semi final weekend, next weekend pre then Final weekend and
Speaker 6: then it's a big one, the Grand Final. Of course,
Speaker 6: Victoria or Melbourne has the Grand Final public holiday on
Speaker 6: the Friday, which is when we have the Grand Final parade.
Speaker 8: Now we're not doing that silly little boat thing again.
Speaker 6: We're not and we're not doing a hybrid version, which
Speaker 6: is what they tried to do last year as well.
Speaker 6: So a bit of both, bit of bit of land
Speaker 6: and sea.
Speaker 8: Well, I think we just let Paris have that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was about to say, I mean yeah, but
Speaker 6: just let them have Paris games.
Speaker 3: It was pretty good.
Speaker 8: Yeah, much better job than those barges down.
Speaker 6: The Yarra they did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's no, let's just.
Speaker 8: Leave it to them, otherwise we're going to be compared.
Speaker 6: So good news. The AFL will shortly confirm late it
Speaker 6: this morning that the Grand Final parade is returning to
Speaker 6: its more traditional route.
Speaker 3: Nice that being.
Speaker 6: It's going to start on Grand Slam Oval, which is
Speaker 6: that that big oval near Melbourne Park where all the
Speaker 6: entertainment is during the tennis. Yep, it's going to make
Speaker 6: its way through the sort of Austrayan open precinct, very nice,
Speaker 6: avoiding Batman Avenue.
Speaker 5: Is that to just not ruin the traffic? Yeah, I
Speaker 5: believe so smart, Thank you.
Speaker 3: To berung Ma.
Speaker 6: It's then going to do a U turn before finishing
Speaker 6: at Yarra Park at the MC, which is where most
Speaker 6: of the two hundred and fifty thousand people that are expected.
Speaker 7: Yeah, question question, when you say you turned, do they
Speaker 7: then go past the people that they've already seen.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know.
Speaker 5: It's like a big U turn that comes down. I
Speaker 5: don't think it's like.
Speaker 3: Actually it's going to say that'd be awkward.
Speaker 8: A couple of delies and go back yellow ye.
Speaker 6: And then of course then they get to the g
Speaker 6: which is quite iconic on Grand Finally, both captains of
Speaker 6: the two Grand final sides hold up that Premissure Cup.
Speaker 8: Yeah, amazing. Yeah, it's happy with that. I'm happy to
Speaker 8: be well done.
Speaker 3: Best year in Melbourne, best time of year.
Speaker 8: It's a great time of year now, I haven't.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's sparkling out there today, hopefully it's it's
Speaker 5: a daylight.
Speaker 7: Today I haven't broken the hearts of my kids yet
Speaker 7: because I think I'm going to the Grand Final with
Speaker 7: you guys?
Speaker 3: Is it the September? We're going to the Grand Final?
Speaker 3: I believe we are. Am I invited? Because I don't
Speaker 3: know anything about it. My question is it a tie job?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: Have you planned something without me?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: In you're coming, am I?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Will you working? You'll be working? No, Oh you're coming.
Speaker 8: Only go where you go? Okay, I believe. I believe
Speaker 8: we've been invited.
Speaker 3: Have we told Melbourne about our party as well?
Speaker 7: We are going to be hosting our Grand Final that party?
Speaker 8: Are coming to that party?
Speaker 3: No, you've got to win a ticket.
Speaker 8: Have we not talked about it yet?
Speaker 3: Well, we've said, Look, we dropped a few.
Speaker 5: We're doing a Grand Final breaks and if you want
Speaker 5: to come, No, no, stay tuned because I will tell.
Speaker 8: You soon because I don't know how you come yet.
Speaker 8: Are we win tickets? Yes, we are having THEMOSA and
Speaker 8: party pis for breakfast.
Speaker 3: No, it's like a ye, you can have my party.
Speaker 3: You can's my name on it?
Speaker 8: I think so?
Speaker 3: Oh you know what would be good? Cocktail?
Speaker 8: Frankfurts love a cocky?
Speaker 3: You love?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: Sorry for? Breakfast.
Speaker 8: You love what so I love a cocky Frank for breakfast.
Speaker 3: I'm going to need that audio isolated.
Speaker 8: Clint like coffee Franks for breakfast.
Speaker 3: He'll taken any time covernor Franks.
Speaker 7: In the next couple of weeks, you can win your
Speaker 7: invites to our Grand Final breakfast.
Speaker 8: That is going to be fun.
Speaker 7: We have a cracking lineup of guests, some very cool
Speaker 7: prizes you can win on the morning and we can't
Speaker 7: reveal where it is yet.
Speaker 8: It's awesome.
Speaker 7: It's a perfect location for Grand Final breakfast and you
Speaker 7: can win your way there.
Speaker 3: Just keep it on. Novar got to.
Speaker 7: Say, as a parent, I'm very happy to you hear
Speaker 7: the news regarding social media laws.
Speaker 8: I know interesting.
Speaker 5: Not only the Victorian government have come up saying that
Speaker 5: they're going to raise the age, but Elbow now also
Speaker 5: saying it'll be part of his election campaign.
Speaker 7: Good Ja Cintra Allen, Victorian Premier, are going to join
Speaker 7: us on the air after.
Speaker 6: She's got a lot of it on her plate at
Speaker 6: the moment.
Speaker 8: There's a lot going on in Victoria.
Speaker 3: We've got a lot of ship we need to fix here.
Speaker 8: To be honest, it's a big job.
Speaker 3: Yep. She's going to be on the air with us
Speaker 3: after seven to thirty. Bailey Smith is leaving the kennel. Yes,
Speaker 3: that's how you.
Speaker 8: Do it, turning from a dog to a cat cat doll.
Speaker 3: That's how you do a track.
Speaker 7: You put the feelers out first, you get a club
Speaker 7: ready to go, and then you say on one out.
Speaker 5: Remember cat, cat dog, cat dog, cat dog cart It
Speaker 5: was half cat, half dog, cat.
Speaker 8: Dog, cat doll.
Speaker 3: Are you okay this morning?
Speaker 8: I'm just can I do anyone remember cat dog?
Speaker 1: I remember cat the dog alone in the world as
Speaker 1: a little cat doll.
Speaker 3: What is going on here today?
Speaker 8: Well, he's going from a dog, I get it, he's
Speaker 8: a cat.
Speaker 3: I understand.
Speaker 6: He's a dull cat.
Speaker 12: The news guy.
Speaker 5: Don't you geta dog with a head on his bomb
Speaker 5: and it's a cat?
Speaker 3: What am I doing? Anyway?
Speaker 6: We told you first on Melbourne Whispers and he was
Speaker 6: a cat right here on that he was a cat dog.
Speaker 3: Guys, where's the professionalism?
Speaker 8: We don't have any.
Speaker 3: How's it good?
Speaker 8: Cat doll?
Speaker 3: I can't this. Yes, I've got a mortgage.
Speaker 7: It is just twelve past seven, Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 3: This is taste. I'm ashamed to say this is an
Speaker 3: over Paul and I have.
Speaker 8: Been turned into a meme.
Speaker 5: Guys, there's this thing floating around old say my poorlie
Speaker 5: and I he there's a thing floating around on socials
Speaker 5: at the moment that my friends were talking about, and
Speaker 5: I was like, that's me.
Speaker 8: Do you ever see those things in you?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I've seen I feel either personally attacked
Speaker 5: or scene anyway. This one is about how we have
Speaker 5: two cars, right like you and your wife have two cars.
Speaker 8: Clinton, you've got one car.
Speaker 5: Lots of American couples, no wife, no one car. But
Speaker 5: we have two cars. But we don't have our own cars.
Speaker 5: Like I get up in the morning and I just
Speaker 5: take which have a car?
Speaker 8: So we don't. I don't care.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 8: One car is mine and one car is born? Have
Speaker 8: two cars?
Speaker 5: Sometimes I take Teslas, some times truck depends what I
Speaker 5: feel like in the morning.
Speaker 8: And he never says, well, why.
Speaker 3: Do you take where.
Speaker 8: Bums in both cars?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 5: I take my lip bum with me my pocket. We
Speaker 5: the cars are bringing vacant, they're like rental cars.
Speaker 8: Get in there's nothing.
Speaker 6: What if you what if Paul wants the other cars?
Speaker 7: He couldn't there's no there's no pre chat the night before, like, hey,
Speaker 7: I'm going to take the truck.
Speaker 5: I just get up In some mornings I'm like, I
Speaker 5: think I'll take the truck, grab the keys.
Speaker 8: And off I go.
Speaker 3: That's exciting. What do you take more the Tesla?
Speaker 5: Because I keep smashing the truck into the roof of
Speaker 5: the car park here, remember a bit high, I've got
Speaker 5: a lower lower the defender before I drive.
Speaker 6: That's really That's rattled me me too.
Speaker 5: This meme about it at the moment, saying that there's
Speaker 5: these families that have cowboy cars and they just go
Speaker 5: and take you.
Speaker 3: Not when lou Borrow is my car, I hate you.
Speaker 3: I go to get in. I got to get in
Speaker 3: a bag.
Speaker 7: My knees hit the dashboard, a lot of them, return
Speaker 7: the seat to the driving.
Speaker 5: I get in the car and I'm all and Paul's
Speaker 5: very tall, so I'm like, oh, this is fun. Paul's
Speaker 5: been in the car. I will just move the car,
Speaker 5: see where it needs to go. I rearrange the mirrors
Speaker 5: and off.
Speaker 7: I get in a loose cart and I'm just like,
Speaker 7: it's just crap around me, lip gloss, bloody phone cables
Speaker 7: hanging everything's a bomb. Make up all on the visor,
Speaker 7: on the visor.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, there's makeup on the one.
Speaker 3: The one thing, the one thing that does my heading.
Speaker 3: She drives the car a havel.
Speaker 8: I like those. I want to I want to build
Speaker 8: your own, build your dream, but build your.
Speaker 7: D The thing that does my heading is she pushes
Speaker 7: on the mat, kinks up underneath the accelerator, and I'm like,
Speaker 7: I'm going to slam on the brakes one day and
Speaker 7: I'm gonna ge straighten your bloody well.
Speaker 5: It's almost like you have to respect the cars because
Speaker 5: you don't know if your can't is going to get
Speaker 5: in and judge you.
Speaker 8: Always is.
Speaker 3: I got my car, she's got hers. That's how your share.
Speaker 5: Well, we don't not a lot of other things. We're
Speaker 5: not like a tooth brush couple. You know, people are
Speaker 5: shared to That's.
Speaker 6: The one that is the one sacred item in anybody's house.
Speaker 6: Some people sure, toothbrush. You can't be You can never
Speaker 6: ever be sharing at time.
Speaker 3: I'll take whatever's there. No, that's that's okay.
Speaker 8: What about question?
Speaker 7: No, you've got the little detachable heads, But I forget
Speaker 7: what color is.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't even like sharing an electric handle of a
Speaker 5: toothbrush where you change the head.
Speaker 3: You won't even share the hand. I keep forgetting. I'm
Speaker 3: blue one yellow mate.
Speaker 6: It is sacred. The toothbrush is sacred. You've had that
Speaker 6: in your gob. I don't want that in my gob.
Speaker 3: But my GOB's touching her gob not often, but you
Speaker 3: know you take oh yeah, don't say Park Jason the
Speaker 3: same thing.
Speaker 5: Okay, what about the absolute freaks out there? And I'm
Speaker 5: calling you if you are one of these people, you
Speaker 5: are a freak that don't have sides of the bed
Speaker 5: and they just get in whatever side they want, whenever
Speaker 5: they want.
Speaker 3: That's a hard note for me. We're in we've been
Speaker 3: together in twenty three years.
Speaker 6: I am left, do you know, single for all? And
Speaker 6: I get in the same side of the Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm the left.
Speaker 5: When Paul's away, I don't even think you know what
Speaker 5: this is. Living around the other side and climbing.
Speaker 3: One side of the mattress must feel brand new.
Speaker 6: You know, he's still got the st.
Speaker 5: They need to do to rotate every six months, spin
Speaker 5: it around, clink, So there's not a.
Speaker 3: In the biggest hole you'll ever see. When you do
Speaker 3: get a partner, it's gonna be like climbing miss spring
Speaker 3: right off the bed.
Speaker 8: Yeah, your last and he's got the crevice in the sofa.
Speaker 3: Are we talking charing?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten. What weird thing do you share
Speaker 5: with your partner? Doesn't matter who's who's in return?
Speaker 7: I got free stuff to go. I just the cars
Speaker 7: really rattle me, that's just yeah.
Speaker 8: Even couples share clothes. That wes me.
Speaker 3: There's a same second couple.
Speaker 7: We've got good friends of ours Row and Day and
Speaker 7: they just have one wardrope.
Speaker 8: Really yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's not happening.
Speaker 3: I like they've got their special shirt andies.
Speaker 7: Yeah, probably just yeah, Dave's left a pair of music
Speaker 7: right place before and climb money.
Speaker 8: I couldn't imagine waking up and seeing Paul in my undies.
Speaker 8: We don't.
Speaker 3: Drinking, he's running around in.
Speaker 8: We don't share laceis you don't know that you're not hurt?
Speaker 8: Trust me, I know.
Speaker 3: Things are stretched when you put them back on.
Speaker 6: Paul in a pair of your undies is something I
Speaker 6: can't unsee in my mind.
Speaker 3: Red lazies, it's just one legging.
Speaker 5: If you think I'm getting around Melbourne wearing red laceies,
Speaker 5: you've got rocks and your clean with.
Speaker 3: The stockings with the little elastic clip. God, that'd be stretched.
Speaker 8: It's black or nude. That's it. There's no red laceis in.
Speaker 7: I've got two QT Rooftop voucher up for grabs. QT
Speaker 7: Rooftop is the only place to spend your spring.
Speaker 8: Thirteen twenty four to ten. What do you share with
Speaker 8: your partner?
Speaker 3: We are talking what do you share with your partner?
Speaker 5: Boys aren't coping with the facts that Paul and I
Speaker 5: have two cars that we share. Like in the morning,
Speaker 5: wake up and I'm like, which car am I going
Speaker 5: to take today? And now I wake up and sometimes
Speaker 5: he's already gone and he's taken one of the cars.
Speaker 3: I've had two mates ready to take me.
Speaker 8: I think it's weird.
Speaker 3: Oh they got absolutely not.
Speaker 6: It's rattling. But what's worse is sharing a toothbrush. But
Speaker 6: that is a cardinal sin. You get that out of
Speaker 6: your mouth.
Speaker 3: I just got my car clean the other week and
Speaker 3: I get in it. Lou had moved it.
Speaker 7: Out of the driveway so the kids can play basketball,
Speaker 7: so she was in my car for ten seconds. Now,
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, but did we open a matt counter on
Speaker 7: my steering wheel and.
Speaker 3: I wasn't in a bronzer on it. Oh, like my
Speaker 3: hands slid straight off. I'm like, what is this?
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, so we don't mind, but we don't keep
Speaker 5: We keep them neat though. So it's like a rental
Speaker 5: car system. You just get up and take whichever one
Speaker 5: of the two cars you.
Speaker 7: Were fair enough, I wouldn't be giving you the bond back. Oh, Abby,
Speaker 7: what do you share with your partner?
Speaker 13: Me and my partner just share a razor, not like one,
Speaker 13: but like we have whatever in the bathroom and we
Speaker 13: just use it whatever. We're in the show.
Speaker 5: See I've done this face raise and he shaves his
Speaker 5: face with you've just done the gray hairs left on.
Speaker 6: The legs and then he puts it on his face.
Speaker 8: He doesn't really, yeah, I've done it.
Speaker 5: I know we have separate ones, but there has been
Speaker 5: times when I'm like, oh, I don't have one in here,
Speaker 5: holds quickly quick ones over, once over. I don't have
Speaker 5: a lot of hair on my legs because I've had
Speaker 5: them lase it. But there's a few, you know, just
Speaker 5: whip them off. You wouldn't cope with me using your
Speaker 5: shaver for your face on my is it?
Speaker 6: Do you think effects.
Speaker 8: Do you think because Gullette, No, my Louis, I've got Louis.
Speaker 3: You've been single and independent for so long? Yes? Is
Speaker 3: that no? But is that a fear of yours?
Speaker 7: Like if you've got relation wrong shame no, No, but
Speaker 7: just like get into a relationship. Yeah, like everything's like
Speaker 7: and at forty it's like, oh god, now I'm sharing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but you also don't get a say in it.
Speaker 5: It just happens. But Paul uses lady Raisers. They're apparently
Speaker 5: more gentle on the skin.
Speaker 8: But mine, I.
Speaker 7: Bet Paul's loving today's show fifteen it too, was strutting
Speaker 7: around in your undies.
Speaker 8: Really Yeah, apparently lazy lady raises the more gentle.
Speaker 3: Because they've got more contours, more blades. Maybe I'll give that.
Speaker 8: Any give the lady Raser. Get a pink one on you, purple.
Speaker 3: Pink, Samantha, What sweet treat do you guys share?
Speaker 13: I do know the truth, brash Sharriffs. But my partner
Speaker 13: and I are Magnum the Shriffs.
Speaker 8: So what you get one Magnum and have half?
Speaker 3: Eh?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 13: It's a bit weird. I eat the chocolate from the
Speaker 13: outside and here it's the ice cream on the inside.
Speaker 8: That's a match.
Speaker 6: Maybe that's because sometimes I don't want the ice cream,
Speaker 6: you just want I just want the chocolate, especially if
Speaker 6: it's a white chocolate one, right, or that all that.
Speaker 8: Almond one almond?
Speaker 6: I love the almond, and then that ice cream can
Speaker 6: go and get in the bin.
Speaker 3: What about the ego? Is the eggo?
Speaker 8: Ego?
Speaker 6: Ego inside? Who gets that camel?
Speaker 8: Did you call it an ego? An ego? You called
Speaker 8: it an ego?
Speaker 3: Sorry, I don't know the exact names of ice creams.
Speaker 5: Have you never heard the word ego, which is ironic
Speaker 5: coming from.
Speaker 8: Not the ego the magnum Know that's caramel, not eggy oak.
Speaker 8: You are on one today, Well, you're putting the words
Speaker 8: in your own mouth.
Speaker 3: Brother Sarah, how are you guys?
Speaker 14: My mother in law and her partner they share a
Speaker 14: bobby tin to clean their easy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, why says is he about the sheep with the
Speaker 7: bobby bit in the hair or she has as well,
Speaker 7: so they just.
Speaker 13: Wipe it off on a dance whatever and then back in.
Speaker 8: Have you seen this take place? Or they've told you?
Speaker 14: Just sitting on the side of the.
Speaker 5: In the house.
Speaker 8: You let yourself go when that's happening.
Speaker 3: Sure you let you can afford to bobby pins.
Speaker 7: I was about to say one hundred. They're scattered all
Speaker 7: around my house. You could borrow a couple.
Speaker 8: That's disgusting.
Speaker 3: That's love, guys, that's like, it's not our lookers in the.
Speaker 12: House's so bad.
Speaker 8: That's terrible to sit around A good morning guys. How
Speaker 8: are you good? You've had an early start this morning.
Speaker 8: Oh not as early as you but it's lovely to
Speaker 8: see you. But have you just driven down from bending your.
Speaker 9: Nose sitting this week? So I'm in the city for
Speaker 9: the week.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, you promised me regional bakery
Speaker 3: delights next time you come in.
Speaker 9: I've been in a city.
Speaker 7: That's fine, you've been in the city. I'll give you
Speaker 7: leave past this time, but next time, this one, next
Speaker 7: time you lose my vote.
Speaker 9: Oh that's a big The team are on it.
Speaker 7: I'm going to say, as a parent of three young kids,
Speaker 7: I was very happy waking up this morning and seeing
Speaker 7: the news headlines regarding social media age limits?
Speaker 3: Can you recap it for everyone?
Speaker 9: So look, I'm a parent, but also I visit a
Speaker 9: lot of schools, talk to a lot of kids, teachers, parents,
Speaker 9: and then also you look at the evidence, right you
Speaker 9: kids ten and twelve.
Speaker 8: Today on social media?
Speaker 9: Yeah, well this is a big issue in our house.
Speaker 9: Big issue in our house. We've actually stopped letting them
Speaker 9: use YouTube because we got to do that one click.
Speaker 8: And you're in a hole.
Speaker 3: How do you do that?
Speaker 6: How do you stop them? Is that just parenting you
Speaker 6: can put on?
Speaker 7: You have to put a block on. Really, honestly, the
Speaker 7: best way to describe it is like watching drug addicts. Yeah,
Speaker 7: if you just said, don't go on there. Like we've
Speaker 7: even had to go on and check the screen time
Speaker 7: and stuff during the night because the kids will wake up.
Speaker 9: Longing on the middle and I and this is where
Speaker 9: I think it becomes a conflict at home. It's kids
Speaker 9: and parents. You know, you've got enough going on. You
Speaker 9: don't need to add that conflict into home. And that's
Speaker 9: where the battle's got to be against the tech giants.
Speaker 9: They have the means and the measures to stop this
Speaker 9: sort of content being pumped into kids feeds. Now they're
Speaker 9: not taking enough action. And the proposal to look at
Speaker 9: putting in place a ban on social media for kids
Speaker 9: under fourteen, parental controls for fourteen and fifteen year olds
Speaker 9: is just one step. It's one tool in the toolkit
Speaker 9: to manage this inappropriate content being pumped through.
Speaker 8: Is that what we're doing in Victoria? There is there
Speaker 8: will be a band. What is the age?
Speaker 9: So it's moved a bit overnight and I'm really excited
Speaker 9: to see that the Prime Minister is coming on board.
Speaker 9: So South Australia have been doing some work. We've been
Speaker 9: talking with South Australia. There's a proposed draft bit of
Speaker 9: legislation that we were looking at introducing at a state level,
Speaker 9: and we're wanting to go out and chat to parents
Speaker 9: and teachers and kids and also experts about how to
Speaker 9: do it, not should we do it, but how to
Speaker 9: do it? And then this morning the Prime Minister has
Speaker 9: jumped on board and said it's going to be a
Speaker 9: national approach, which is just fantastic.
Speaker 3: Audio albow back in this morning.
Speaker 10: Well, what we want to do is to get our
Speaker 10: kids off their devices, to get them interacting with real people,
Speaker 10: having real experiences. And we know that social media is
Speaker 10: doing social harm.
Speaker 3: Premiert. That's all good and well, but how on earth
Speaker 3: do you make that happen? How do you police it?
Speaker 9: Look and this is a challenge. And as I said before,
Speaker 9: we know the tech giants have the mechanisms now to
Speaker 9: deal with it, they're not. And that is where the
Speaker 9: proposal that we're wanting to go out and consult on,
Speaker 9: which I believe might also be what the federal government
Speaker 9: are announcing, is to put the obligation back on the
Speaker 9: tech giants. So you could have a regime of fines
Speaker 9: and obligations on those tech giants to take responsibility for
Speaker 9: who's signing up to their platform.
Speaker 6: In regards to age verification, yeah, okay, and.
Speaker 8: I think that's part of it, but parents still have
Speaker 8: to enforce it within their homes as well. Wash your
Speaker 8: hands of it.
Speaker 3: Fat are you saying we would have to show some
Speaker 3: sort of ID.
Speaker 9: So the e Safety Commission has been working on an
Speaker 9: age verification tool so it can be done. And there's
Speaker 9: also a lot of the states in the US are
Speaker 9: doing this as well. But going back to Lauren's point
Speaker 9: about you're right, it will still become a conversation in
Speaker 9: the home, but for the parents, it gives them another
Speaker 9: reason to.
Speaker 3: Say to the kids, the powers out of my hands.
Speaker 8: These are the rules. These are the rules.
Speaker 9: And if you think about we banned mobile phones in
Speaker 9: schools a few years back. We were the first state
Speaker 9: here in Australia to do that and that also got
Speaker 9: a really strong response from parents and teachers because it's
Speaker 9: someone else talent kids, and that helps parents.
Speaker 3: Enforcements because as a parent, they're like, well, I hate you, dad,
Speaker 3: sign me up. And it's like me, it's not me,
Speaker 3: no offense, it's a government.
Speaker 6: You know. I'm not sure if Killmore's in your electorate.
Speaker 6: Is it just so the father of a teenager who
Speaker 6: took her own life, Jessica Clellan, this is a horrible,
Speaker 6: horrible story. He wants He's welcomed this move obviously, but
Speaker 6: he wants a step further. He wants a curfew imposed
Speaker 6: on teens or on kids using social media. Is that
Speaker 6: really and is that something we can also try and
Speaker 6: push for.
Speaker 9: Yeah, look, I'd be happy to have a look at it.
Speaker 9: And I think again, this is where the voices of families, parents'
Speaker 9: kids is really really important, really important. That's part of
Speaker 9: the consultation. And as I said before, I've visited a
Speaker 9: lot of schools and I ask kids two questions, both
Speaker 9: primary and secondary kids, what do you reckon about limiting
Speaker 9: a ban on social media and what do you reckon
Speaker 9: the age should be. And what's really interesting is whether
Speaker 9: it's primary school secondary school kids. They all say, yeah,
Speaker 9: there does need to be a limit, and they all
Speaker 9: kind of bounce around the thirteen fourteen year old age
Speaker 9: they need to do pretty universal.
Speaker 7: Well, we were having this chat off the air before
Speaker 7: we arrived, and we all just sat here with the
Speaker 7: same thought.
Speaker 3: Thank god we didn't have this at school. I'm so great,
Speaker 3: but school was hard enough.
Speaker 5: I grew up in a time where there was no
Speaker 5: social media, and I had a pretty great childhood, right,
Speaker 5: But I do wonder if that would have been different
Speaker 5: if all of this was it in my hand.
Speaker 9: And this is where the balance is tipped the wrong way,
Speaker 9: doing more harm than good at the moment. And I
Speaker 9: really want to speak clear though. There is good on
Speaker 9: social media. You can find your community, your space, your village.
Speaker 3: Great poached eggs in your area.
Speaker 9: That's all depending on what you want to do, you
Speaker 9: can find.
Speaker 8: And so how do we get the good back? What
Speaker 8: is social media?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 8: What do we talking about?
Speaker 9: This is also something that YouTube social media. Yeah, so
Speaker 9: there's a few different The proposal is what's in and
Speaker 9: what's out and you everything's in unless it's decided that
Speaker 9: it's not social media. Because there's a few platforms that
Speaker 9: are safe and appropriate to use, particularly ones that are
Speaker 9: run through schools or the education. In the education space,
Speaker 9: YouTube is an interesting one because it's more an app
Speaker 9: than a social media.
Speaker 7: Another problem with YouTube though, and I get quite emotional
Speaker 7: about this because and I'm only going to talk about
Speaker 7: this now because my kids wouldn't be in the car,
Speaker 7: but I've seen my kids absolutely change after being on YouTube,
Speaker 7: Like we've had to ban their attention span, Like now
Speaker 7: they watch YouTube shorts. Where they couldn't watch something for
Speaker 7: a minute and a half, now they need twenty seconds.
Speaker 3: So it's an addiction. It's an absolute addiction.
Speaker 9: When ye and I've had that experience too.
Speaker 3: It's horrible, yep.
Speaker 9: And you don't want to be in conflict with your kids.
Speaker 7: The other thing, and parents all say to me as well,
Speaker 7: it's bloody hard because you sit there and go, oh, no,
Speaker 7: I shouldn't be doing it.
Speaker 3: But here's the iPad. I just need a break.
Speaker 6: Yeah, is this bipartisan? Is the opposition on board?
Speaker 3: Look?
Speaker 9: I hope so I haven't. I haven't heard, because this
Speaker 9: is we announced this yesterday and there's been the announcement
Speaker 9: by the Prime Minister this morning. But I would hope
Speaker 9: so because it is something that it doesn't matter where
Speaker 9: you're from, your family circumstances, it's a pretty universal experience.
Speaker 8: So when when is this happening?
Speaker 9: So this is where we were proposing on consulting on
Speaker 9: the legislation. The Prime Minister has indicated this morning. I
Speaker 9: believe that he wants to legislate before the end of
Speaker 9: the year. And that's and in terms of taking a
Speaker 9: national approach, because one of the questions is how do
Speaker 9: you stop this at a state border. Well, now we're
Speaker 9: having a national conversation and a national approach.
Speaker 7: Shame on anybody who's against Just quickly I was going
Speaker 7: to say, we want to lower the age. What about
Speaker 7: kids who've been listening now who have access to it,
Speaker 7: who were say fifteen, How does it work? And that's
Speaker 7: way to lose it.
Speaker 9: We're going to need to talk to those kids. Absolutely,
Speaker 9: I'll have to be a phase out there to just
Speaker 9: STI a heart. So that's where and again this is
Speaker 9: also now being picked up in that national approach.
Speaker 5: May be kids born after this year and then it
Speaker 5: all slowly puts back for a couple of years.
Speaker 8: But you know what, Jason, we were talking before.
Speaker 5: I would actually love to hear from some kids who
Speaker 5: were maybe nineteen or twenty now who grew up with
Speaker 5: social media, to say, do you wish you didn't have
Speaker 5: it when you're a kid, because I'm grateful we didn't
Speaker 5: have it. I'd love to hear from some young late teens,
Speaker 5: early twenty how did.
Speaker 9: I share your story? Because I asked these questions of
Speaker 9: kids at schools, and I've got two really two. I
Speaker 9: remember on two occasions students who were sixteen, fifteen, six
Speaker 9: coming up to me and saying, I now know the
Speaker 9: damage it was doing it. Yeah, and so I wish
Speaker 9: there had been a band when I was younger because
Speaker 9: I can now see how I wasn't ready for it.
Speaker 9: And that's where the evidence comes in. Kids' brains aren't
Speaker 9: developmentally ready for that kind of content that's being pumped.
Speaker 8: Through thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 5: If you are in that age, Brackey, you'd like to
Speaker 5: join the conversation because I think these are the people
Speaker 5: that kids will learn from. They're going to learn from
Speaker 5: the twenty year old. They're not going to learn from
Speaker 5: us oldies telling them what to do. But if there's
Speaker 5: twenty year olds and nineteen years saying I wish I
Speaker 5: didn't have it, this.
Speaker 6: Is the most impressionable age total, you know, and you'd
Speaker 6: know as parents, you know this is the time that
Speaker 6: we need to make these adjustments and these changes.
Speaker 3: It is frightening.
Speaker 7: I get quite emotional about it, as do I. I'm
Speaker 7: with you, Oh mate, I've had days where I'm just
Speaker 7: going to smash it. I'm holding the iPad and handle.
Speaker 8: So that's another issue.
Speaker 5: There's technology and then there's social media, and they're too
Speaker 5: completely similar but also separate things.
Speaker 3: What do you mean we're going to go outside and
Speaker 3: kick a football?
Speaker 12: Dad?
Speaker 3: Put on the screen, fresh air, hang on a good
Speaker 3: late good to check and thank you, take care.
Speaker 7: Just center al and join us on the air thirteen
Speaker 7: twenty four to ten. We'll take your cause next. A
Speaker 7: lot of parents will be waking up to good news
Speaker 7: this morning hearing the government out to lower the legal
Speaker 7: age for social media sorry, looking at looking at.
Speaker 5: Yeah, to put a ban in place for kids under
Speaker 5: certain age being on social media. There is a long
Speaker 5: way to go, but the Prime Minister has spoken this
Speaker 5: morning saying he fully supports it.
Speaker 8: We're going to make it a national policy.
Speaker 5: But what we want to talk about this morning, which
Speaker 5: the phones have gone bananas for, is we want to
Speaker 5: talk to young people who were on social media that
Speaker 5: wish perhaps they weren't. Because I'm extraordinary, extraordinarily grateful that
Speaker 5: I grew up in an era where we didn't have any.
Speaker 8: Of this stuff.
Speaker 3: It is one of my biggest fears.
Speaker 8: I just kind of scraped through.
Speaker 5: I think I was in year twelve when MySpace came in,
Speaker 5: which was sort of the first one of the social
Speaker 5: media and that was where.
Speaker 8: You ranked your friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, remember that, the top nine or when always change.
Speaker 8: Them and if you had a fight, Yeah, if you
Speaker 8: had a fight with someone, you're the top nine. How
Speaker 8: everyone had Tom, So that was sort of the first
Speaker 8: one that I just had a little bit of.
Speaker 7: He was always he was always a little bit self
Speaker 7: indulgent on your Tom. All right, let's go to Beller
Speaker 7: in Hampton Bella. How old are you and how well
Speaker 7: were you when you started using social Hi.
Speaker 15: Guys, So I am twenty two and I was kind
Speaker 15: of I was in year six, like around twelve, when
Speaker 15: Instagram Snapchat were really big and it was kind of
Speaker 15: you know, the first kind of social media platforms that
Speaker 15: we were introduced to, and like the access we had
Speaker 15: growing up was kind of just like astronomical, Like I'm
Speaker 15: the oldest in my family, don't have any siblings or
Speaker 15: any older siblings, so like my parents navigating that, Like
Speaker 15: I just looked back at that, and I'm absolutely terrified
Speaker 15: of having kids in this generation because it's just scary.
Speaker 8: It is scary, isn't And do you think do you
Speaker 8: think that changed childhood bella.
Speaker 15: One, Like the bullying that transpired, like hiding behind you know,
Speaker 15: you just there was even like a apps like after them,
Speaker 15: like you could just like everything was anonymous, Like it
Speaker 15: was just insane and I and just the perpetual diet
Speaker 15: culture like now like growing through that as well, just
Speaker 15: the access of seeing so many different people out there
Speaker 15: and messages that were pushed through is like terrifying.
Speaker 7: And then were people judgmental on posts as well, like
Speaker 7: only got two larks.
Speaker 15: One hundred percent? That was such an issue too, Like
Speaker 15: even recently Instagram like has the option that you can
Speaker 15: turn off like now, and I can't see how much
Speaker 15: that changed a lot, Like it was such a competition,
Speaker 15: like Muhammed followers, you had, how many likes and comments
Speaker 15: you would get?
Speaker 5: It was?
Speaker 15: It was such a competition.
Speaker 5: Hey, bella four young kids who might be on the
Speaker 5: way to school listening to this right now. They might
Speaker 5: be fighting with their parents about using social media. They
Speaker 5: might not be allowed on social media, but they want
Speaker 5: to be.
Speaker 8: What would you say to them, I would say it's.
Speaker 15: Not worth it. The I don't know, like I just
Speaker 15: look at the access they have, the competition, just the
Speaker 15: amount of what they can see, just how other people look,
Speaker 15: and just the competition towards it. I just think is
Speaker 15: very scary. And everyone you know, has their own journey
Speaker 15: in life.
Speaker 6: My issue here is that kids being told they can't
Speaker 6: have something.
Speaker 8: Is like a red rag to a bull, especially being told.
Speaker 6: It is regardless of how old you are. You know,
Speaker 6: kids are so so stevvy when it comes to a device.
Speaker 6: You know, how on earth, how on earth there's going
Speaker 6: to be way?
Speaker 15: You know.
Speaker 7: Why they want it, Clint, because their mates are yeah yeah,
Speaker 7: And that's the thing. It's sort of like I reckon
Speaker 7: if I mean even just CenTra Al and the Premier
Speaker 7: was here before it. Then when she goes around talks
Speaker 7: to kids, they're like, yeah, yeah, would be happy with
Speaker 7: an agelment and stuff. I think if you dragged every
Speaker 7: kid separately in a room and they didn't have to
Speaker 7: say it in front of their friends, they would love.
Speaker 3: Not the pressure that goes with it.
Speaker 8: As adults, I find it really full on at time.
Speaker 7: On the same That's why you hear all the time
Speaker 7: everyone's like, I'm doing a social media detos.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Nadia in Blackburn, twenty one years old. Nadia,
Speaker 5: good morning, good morning, How are you good? Where do
Speaker 5: you sit it on this? Because you're still a very
Speaker 5: young person, what do you think about people younger than
Speaker 5: you being on social media?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Well, I have an interesting perspective because I work with
Speaker 13: kids as well as I'm still at university myself, and
Speaker 13: I find that just even for me, social media is
Speaker 13: is this kids. And it's even hard to get my
Speaker 13: work done because I just find myself switching between my
Speaker 13: Uni work and then going on social media, and so
Speaker 13: it just kind of takes over your life in a
Speaker 13: way to quit easy senses like entertainment that you just
Speaker 13: kind of sit.
Speaker 6: So, given your work with kids, can you put an
Speaker 6: age on it?
Speaker 3: Can you this morning? Right now?
Speaker 6: Can you just definitively say it should be sixteen or.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I absolutely believe it should be sixteen. There's even
Speaker 13: research at screen time should be significantly reduced and shouldn't
Speaker 13: there should be no screen time before two years of age.
Speaker 7: You know the other bad thing I was going to say, Natti,
Speaker 7: you work with kids. When you're in front of kids,
Speaker 7: would they see you pick up your phone and look
Speaker 7: at social media?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 13: I try as best as I cannot to involve businessing
Speaker 13: with phones. But then again, we still use iPads, you know.
Speaker 5: But I think like kids see us drink alcohol, and
Speaker 5: it doesn't mean that they can do it, and there
Speaker 5: are rules that you can't you can and can't do
Speaker 5: it certain ages. But Nadia, if you work with kids,
Speaker 5: do you see the difference in kids who who are
Speaker 5: on devices and social media versus the ones that aren't
Speaker 5: so much? Yeah?
Speaker 13: Absolutely, I mean you even see in their play, like
Speaker 13: the topics they discussed in their play is completely different
Speaker 13: to what you would add two years ago. Like the
Speaker 13: other day they've got these square blocks and they pretend
Speaker 13: that they're iPads. And the other day one of the
Speaker 13: kids said they're going to post something on Facebook.
Speaker 5: I don't know how old are they are therefore, Yeah,
Speaker 5: and the kids do see what out and that's an
Speaker 5: age old thing, right, Like my nephew has no screen time.
Speaker 5: He's too, he's never used a screen. He doesn't watch
Speaker 5: he doesn't watch YouTube, he doesn't.
Speaker 8: He doesn't.
Speaker 5: You wouldn't know how to use the mobile phone, but
Speaker 5: he picks up the remote control and pretends he's walking
Speaker 5: around talking on it like his parents.
Speaker 3: And kids do that.
Speaker 7: And let's be honest, single chop Yeah first, yeah, because
Speaker 7: I watched Archie the other day, who's two two euro up,
Speaker 7: and he picked up an iPad and you exactly what
Speaker 7: to do with it, which was terrifying because he doesn't
Speaker 7: normally have it.
Speaker 6: He's seen his brothers and let's be honest. Yeah, let's
Speaker 6: not mits our words this morning. The social media giants
Speaker 6: out there could not give us stuff clean. So there
Speaker 6: needs to be a homegrown solution. And hats off to
Speaker 6: both the federal and state government because it sounds like
Speaker 6: it's coming, and also to Michael Whippley here at Nova
Speaker 6: who has really championed this course.
Speaker 3: It's awesome. He's done a power of work here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he absolutely has. It's it's really impressive and it's great.
Speaker 5: I mean, like we all said, we're so glad we
Speaker 5: grew up in an era where we didn't have it
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 7: I said to Louse the other day, we praise people
Speaker 7: like Mark Zuckerbergen to me, and I know this is extreme.
Speaker 7: He is the devil at the moment. What he has caused,
Speaker 7: the stress and the fallout in the world is unbelievable.
Speaker 7: And I know I sound like an old grumpy guy
Speaker 7: saying that, but honestly, firsthand, the crap we have to
Speaker 7: deal with because of what he's invented as unbelieving.
Speaker 8: But it also has done a lot of good for
Speaker 8: a lot of other people too.
Speaker 5: Like social media is that it is, and technology is
Speaker 5: like I know that you are in the trenches with
Speaker 5: your kids dealing with it, but it's changed a lot
Speaker 5: of people's lives, their businesses.
Speaker 3: There and you know what, it's killed a lot of others.
Speaker 7: It really has. It's just gone a past eight. Every
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Speaker 8: This good morning.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 8: How old are you Osis?
Speaker 17: Good?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 8: How old are you? Osis?
Speaker 17: Know?
Speaker 3: How the question is going to go.
Speaker 6: One, otis sorry the way you you have a special
Speaker 6: bond with children. I love otis? What football team do
Speaker 6: you break for one? Who's your favorite swanee?
Speaker 3: Um by that caning? Yeah, he won a game for
Speaker 3: the Swans the other day. He's a ripper.
Speaker 7: Alright, right, Otis, do you want to go an easy
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Speaker 3: For five hundred? Or a little fella? Do you want
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Speaker 8: Come on, Otis, this is it.
Speaker 3: We're about to give you a question.
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Speaker 3: Lunch for just nine to ninety five not available on delivery.
Speaker 8: Oh gosh, I hope you gets it.
Speaker 3: The KFC or the question both?
Speaker 8: Potentially both? Okay? Otis for fifty dollars? Can you name
Speaker 8: a character from the Lion?
Speaker 3: King Kimber is my favorite?
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Speaker 8: parents will be so proud of her.
Speaker 3: Otis. This one's going to win the premiership.
Speaker 10: Hopefully you do.
Speaker 8: You know how the Sydney Swan songs?
Speaker 3: Good idea? Can you sing a bit?
Speaker 15: Yeah? Go on, ch Chi the wedder, the what honor
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Speaker 13: By damn by?
Speaker 6: Not hey?
Speaker 5: Good on your Otis legend mad.
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Speaker 1: I do you, Father.
Speaker 8: Vader? I've seen any of them, not one. I have
Speaker 8: no interest in Star Wars or Star Trek, and I
Speaker 8: don't know the difference.
Speaker 3: Field of dreams. He was in field of dreams.
Speaker 8: I've seen field of dreams. They will come, he will come,
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Speaker 7: And then Simber, I'm very disappointed you could have been
Speaker 7: killed you deliberately.
Speaker 3: This will beet me. One of the best, isn't he?
Speaker 3: Or he was?
Speaker 8: We do a Lion King song. Come on, let's do
Speaker 8: Disney our r I.
Speaker 3: I think the kids will love it. They're in their cars.
Speaker 3: Well that went from a song to Disney How that
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Speaker 8: Yeah great, but the Disney version not that.
Speaker 3: Elton John James, Earl Jones. This is for you. This
Speaker 3: is for you. And on the other side of this
Speaker 3: Hollywood Hawks.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going to teach you about howckball we're doing.
Speaker 2: You know what it is?
Speaker 3: Do you know you'll find out next class will be
Speaker 3: drained by one of the stars of the Hawks.
Speaker 6: Tell you what those Hawkers they are flying high right now.
Speaker 6: They're into a semi final after what was a very
Speaker 6: very impressive victory over the Western Bulldogs and one of
Speaker 6: their brighter stars. In fact, they're all very bright because
Speaker 6: they're all very annoyingly young and talented.
Speaker 3: Tell me about it. Kelsha Deer joins us.
Speaker 17: Good morning mate, Good morning. How's it going guy?
Speaker 8: Well, how are you?
Speaker 17: I'm good fit, tired. It's the earlier morning on a
Speaker 17: day off, but I'm happy to do.
Speaker 3: He's nineteen, mate, he doesn't normally get up till bloody eleven.
Speaker 17: I don't know about that.
Speaker 6: What do you do on your days off?
Speaker 17: God? Not much, really, not much at all.
Speaker 12: I want to be nineteen again.
Speaker 3: I don't want to jump too far ahead.
Speaker 7: But if the Hawks made the Granny, what's the youngest
Speaker 7: player that's played in a Grand Find?
Speaker 3: Oh no, there's been rookies. Yeah, yea yeah, right, so
Speaker 3: you're old?
Speaker 17: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, as so, how are you going? Because you're nineteen?
Speaker 5: The Hawks are just absolutely flying. You're playing in front
Speaker 5: of sold out crowds of ninety hundred thousand.
Speaker 8: Are you pinching yourself? Going?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 17: Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 18: I think for me it's so surreal that I just
Speaker 18: don't really feel as much pressure because none of it
Speaker 18: feels real to be so. But obviously playing in front
Speaker 18: of massive crowds is so much fun and everyone, our
Speaker 18: whole team has handled it amazingly. But yeah, I'm just
Speaker 18: having the time I life.
Speaker 7: Do you think that's an advantage that the Hawks have
Speaker 7: at the moment because the team's young. Just as you
Speaker 7: said that, I flashed back to nineteen, and you're right,
Speaker 7: you don't ever thinking.
Speaker 8: You got nothing to lose.
Speaker 6: You sort of answered your own question in that what
Speaker 6: is hockball? That's pretty much what hockball is, right.
Speaker 18: Oh, you're asking the wrong person. I'm asking that question myself.
Speaker 18: I can get Askiny and whato.
Speaker 6: But Ginnevan's one of the architects of hockball, is he?
Speaker 17: I'd say he's the leader of it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, oldies like Jason and I. I was real.
Speaker 5: They're saying the Hawks are playing hockball, the Hollywood Hawks.
Speaker 5: The Hollywood Hawk's playing hockball, which I'm not quite I
Speaker 5: think it's young football, young people sport, Is that right?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, I reckon.
Speaker 18: It's just a collective of how we've borne about it
Speaker 18: this year as a whole. Really, I mean, see all
Speaker 18: the all the weird little celebrations everything, but while still
Speaker 18: playing good footy at the same time.
Speaker 8: My guinea smashing a beer after he kicked a goal.
Speaker 17: That was unreal, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: Where were you twenty four hours before the game? He
Speaker 3: was at the proph What do you do?
Speaker 8: The night before?
Speaker 18: I was actually out for dinner too. I was at
Speaker 18: a local place called True South for a mate's birthday.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, crackling sorry, suckling pig. Yeah yeah, trying to
Speaker 3: get me. Yeah, yeah, that's right. The cracker. Hey, Kelsha.
Speaker 6: What I love about your story is your emergency. This
Speaker 6: year round eight you made your debut. You've been kicking snags,
Speaker 6: clunking marks, You've been in great form. But it was
Speaker 6: in your deboo match that I loved what you when
Speaker 6: you spoke about your old man. You said, your dad's
Speaker 6: always on your mind. In moments like that, you feel
Speaker 6: his presence. It was extra motivation to do him proud,
Speaker 6: It felt you forick Paul dear premiership player in ninety one.
Speaker 6: He's no longer with us, unfortunately, But do you think
Speaker 6: of your old man? Are you thinking about him now?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 17: Yeah, definitely all the time.
Speaker 18: I mean like literally walking in for a set shot,
Speaker 18: I'm thinking about him, and I think, yeah.
Speaker 3: Probably.
Speaker 18: One of the biggest things that helped me is that
Speaker 18: that period of my life was so tough that whenever
Speaker 18: I make a mistake on the field or something as
Speaker 18: small as that, I can just think back to that.
Speaker 17: And so I got through that. So there's no reason
Speaker 17: why I can't.
Speaker 3: Move past this.
Speaker 17: Were you when you lost him, oh sixteen, so a
Speaker 17: bit young, but.
Speaker 3: He'd be he'd be so proud of you, mate. What
Speaker 3: do you think he would be thinking.
Speaker 18: I reckon, he'd be thinking that we're not finished yet
Speaker 18: and that I don't think he would have been happy
Speaker 18: with four behinds on the week, That's what I'm sure.
Speaker 18: I'm sure it'd be very happy and very surprised at
Speaker 18: everything that's happened.
Speaker 17: But yeah, I wish he was here for it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, he'll be watching, I hope.
Speaker 8: So what is the vibe like around the club right now?
Speaker 5: Such a young team going into such a huge final series,
Speaker 5: and like I said before, you guys are flying.
Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, definitely, I mean saying that hasn't hasn't really
Speaker 18: changed all year the vibe. I mean, we since the
Speaker 18: start of season, even after on five start, we always
Speaker 18: knew like what what could happen and how good we
Speaker 18: had the potential to be, and it was just about
Speaker 18: getting all that together. And as I told you I
Speaker 18: was before, we have forty eight hours after the game
Speaker 18: to forget what the result was. So whether we win
Speaker 18: or we lose, we can move on and just focus
Speaker 18: on the next week.
Speaker 5: The Prime Minister down in the rooms, did he give
Speaker 5: you some words? Does he actually know anything about football?
Speaker 3: Do you know who the Prime Minister is?
Speaker 17: Briefly looked familiar, so I thought i'd say all over.
Speaker 3: Did he say anything?
Speaker 18: Did he give you a yeah? Yeah, said I said,
Speaker 18: I played well. We didn't get into politics or anything.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 17: I don't reckon it started up for my side of politics.
Speaker 3: Just kidding at that. Yeah, he gave me a bit
Speaker 3: of a pump up.
Speaker 8: It was good, you take that from me.
Speaker 17: Absolutely.
Speaker 5: I love it when like politicians and celebrities this time,
Speaker 5: if you get these scars on and go to the foot,
Speaker 5: maybe the whole time.
Speaker 8: How many times has he appeared in the rooms?
Speaker 3: Is this?
Speaker 5: Ye?
Speaker 17: No, I reckon I saw him in the rooms? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 17: after a tazzy game.
Speaker 3: Anyone who was propped into the rooms afterwards that would know?
Speaker 3: Any other big name?
Speaker 6: What about a certain gold medalist?
Speaker 17: Oh yeah, yeah, Tis that was.
Speaker 8: A pump up before the game.
Speaker 18: Did She came into the club a few weeks ago
Speaker 18: and just spoke to us as a group and just
Speaker 18: spoke about her mentality in swimming and how we can
Speaker 18: transform that to football, which I think we're trying to
Speaker 18: do and we have sort of done.
Speaker 17: So she's been great.
Speaker 8: It's awesome.
Speaker 7: Concerns me at nineteen, imagine what they're going to be
Speaker 7: like on Mad Monday compared to the oldest. Yeah, you
Speaker 7: know what I mean, Like Geelong went to the retirement
Speaker 7: homer party.
Speaker 6: Well hopefully it's an We see him the Monday after
Speaker 6: the Grand Final in our studio.
Speaker 3: If you make the Grand Final, would you come and
Speaker 3: visit us again?
Speaker 8: Careful if we win it up as a dinosaur or something.
Speaker 8: We don't.
Speaker 6: We had made some cocks in here last year and
Speaker 6: he was just a mess.
Speaker 3: He was on the floor and we had to give
Speaker 3: him a beer at eight o'clock.
Speaker 5: I can't be talking about You can't be talking about
Speaker 5: that yet because you have you have a couple of huge.
Speaker 6: Still to come Adelaide Friday night, right, Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can you beat the Giants? The power? The power? How well?
Speaker 3: I confuse me a bit there.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I can'll be a cracker game.
Speaker 18: I mean, say they didn't go how they would have
Speaker 18: liked last week, but they still finished second on the
Speaker 18: ladder and they're they're a great side and in front
Speaker 18: of their home crowd.
Speaker 17: I can will be a great game.
Speaker 5: Just fly in and fly out for a game like that,
Speaker 5: before the game and then after the game, or do
Speaker 5: you stay overnight?
Speaker 18: No, we'll stay, will stay Thursday night, and then because
Speaker 18: it's such a late game, yeah Friday, instead of getting
Speaker 18: back at four in the morning, we'll just stay and
Speaker 18: fly home Saturday.
Speaker 7: Hey, I wish you had our executive producer Brody because
Speaker 7: he's professional to say the least.
Speaker 3: You want to share the best for the game. Be
Speaker 3: wary our fans spit.
Speaker 8: That he's a port fan and he always is adelaide.
Speaker 8: Do you ever notice that does he spit?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gonna spit on him on his way out.
Speaker 8: Absolutely, we'll keep him clear.
Speaker 3: Good last, good luck.
Speaker 8: It's so seeing such a young, young, young team.
Speaker 7: So hell, make good on you. Dad would be watching him,
Speaker 7: be extremely proud of you.
Speaker 3: Thank you, appreciate this week.
Speaker 9: Good last.
Speaker 3: Damn guys, we look good for a hundred, don't we?
Speaker 3: Just what are you gonna do? I'm thinking about the
Speaker 3: full facelift in about ten years, just like you're ready?
Speaker 8: You ready, and I don't mind to get a face leap?
Speaker 8: What makes you feel good about yourself?
Speaker 3: Are we still taking the shadowed turkey to do the plugs?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I need something too, hair turkey.
Speaker 8: They call it not hair turkey, Yes, hair turkey.
Speaker 3: Can we you can get the teeth done?
Speaker 6: On the same trip. So you get the teeth done
Speaker 6: and the hair done?
Speaker 3: What would and you're what your.
Speaker 8: Teeth in your Hey? What else can you get done there?
Speaker 8: Tummy tuck, teeth, tommy and extension?
Speaker 3: What do you? What are you? What are you going for?
Speaker 8: You take your tummy and your hair?
Speaker 3: What are you? Where are you going for?
Speaker 8: I don't know what else can you get done there?
Speaker 8: I've never been to Turkey?
Speaker 3: Should we do a wheel of like surgery?
Speaker 7: And then you spin it and you're like, oh, you're
Speaker 7: getting plugs and I'm getting Okay, we're taking the Shadow
Speaker 7: Turkey to celebrate one hundred shows.
Speaker 8: We are giving We're not going to Turkey.
Speaker 1: Just like that.
Speaker 3: No, not now, but can we do it?
Speaker 5: Said?
Speaker 8: We're going to Turkey show.
Speaker 7: To celebrate one hundred shows. We are giving you the
Speaker 7: chance to win a hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 8: It's pretty fun.
Speaker 3: That's right, pretty easy.
Speaker 7: When I clear the phone lines, all you have to
Speaker 7: do is ring at thirteen twenty four ten caller one hundred.
Speaker 7: We'll be invited into the studio tomorrow morning to sit
Speaker 7: in front of a giant red button. There is a
Speaker 7: Golden minute in between seven am and nine am.
Speaker 3: If they hit the.
Speaker 7: Button during the golden minute, they win one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 7: And if you want that to be you, then clear
Speaker 7: the phones.
Speaker 3: Call right now. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 7: We are looking for caller one hundreds here at Nova,
Speaker 7: thinking next year around Easter, we load the planer, we
Speaker 7: go over. I'm making Beanie, I like a big reveal
Speaker 7: in June.
Speaker 5: Good o' clock is ticking, Jason Lauren, it's one hundred
Speaker 5: thousand dollars dollar.
Speaker 7: Well, if you're just joining us, we have clopped up
Speaker 7: one hundred shows here at Nova. We've also locked in
Speaker 7: our first international trip next year, taking the show to Turkey.
Speaker 7: To or get some hair plugs.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 8: I don't need hair plugs. Someone.
Speaker 5: I'm worried about what enhancements II after B'll book something.
Speaker 5: I've got great teeth, so I don't need teeth.
Speaker 3: Teeth. I'm going to get the married at first Sight job.
Speaker 3: Get those plugs.
Speaker 8: You're going to come back looking like a mass contestant.
Speaker 3: Tony made of mine did the Turkey thing? Oh went
Speaker 3: over there, got the hair plugs. Apparently it's a flight
Speaker 3: of shame home.
Speaker 12: No, it's it's not.
Speaker 8: There's no shame in it because everyone's doing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The only thing is they picked him up from
Speaker 3: the hotel in like a mini bus and he goes.
Speaker 3: You get on. It's just you and eight other ball
Speaker 3: blokes heading heading to the facility.
Speaker 8: Don't you do a private transfer?
Speaker 7: But then when you come back to the hotel, they
Speaker 7: post someone in your room just to watch it. Yeah,
Speaker 7: because you're on that many pain Kelly, Well you're going
Speaker 7: to you're awake when they do it.
Speaker 6: They come home so quickly. Couldn't you book yourself into
Speaker 6: a five star hotel?
Speaker 3: Takes months though, Like you've got to let it grow out,
Speaker 3: then let it heal, sir. But imagine at the end
Speaker 3: we'll get to your photo.
Speaker 7: Because Clint and I are going to have afros next September,
Speaker 7: will be new men and you'll have you know your
Speaker 7: set of okay, right, So here's the go. We are
Speaker 7: looking for call one hundred right now and we will
Speaker 7: bring you.
Speaker 3: Into the studio. What are you grabbing your chest? Call?
Speaker 3: Don't you?
Speaker 8: I don't need enhancement.
Speaker 7: We will bring you into the studio to play for
Speaker 7: one hundred thousand dollars. Clint, your favorite bit. We're looking
Speaker 7: for caller number one hundred. You want to break some.
Speaker 3: Hearts, so cool of ninety eight?
Speaker 8: Why do we keep cool?
Speaker 3: And ninety eight?
Speaker 6: I mean you'd be desperately unlucky to get this close
Speaker 6: so many and unfortunately that's you taking.
Speaker 3: Oh done it?
Speaker 8: Yeah, so sorry, hang on start.
Speaker 3: I've just been told taken to.
Speaker 8: Cop, so we over today.
Speaker 13: It's the closest I've ever been to winning anything, So
Speaker 13: I'll take it.
Speaker 8: Oh taking I once want to fine from you, so.
Speaker 3: Call it even Sorry, good day, though this.
Speaker 7: Will sting a bit Rhiannon in Eltham. You are caller
Speaker 7: ninety nine, so close.
Speaker 5: That's okay. Sorry, you don't want anything, lehann oh I.
Speaker 14: Have you so I'm happy for somebody else.
Speaker 3: That's the attitude.
Speaker 8: That's human I'm hearing.
Speaker 3: Y Are we ready to go?
Speaker 8: Don't do? Don't do what they've got on the screen
Speaker 8: to do.
Speaker 3: Next, we've got to take caller one hundred, Joe from
Speaker 3: Saint Kilda. Oh my god, your one hundred ingrads.
Speaker 5: I thought they were going to tell you you a
Speaker 5: call a one hundred and one and I was going
Speaker 5: to flip the desk, Joe, and you'll call one hundred.
Speaker 8: You're coming in my heart, going going.
Speaker 14: I've never won anything.
Speaker 3: Oh tell us about yourself?
Speaker 8: The first time my.
Speaker 14: Friend got through these guys, you guys rock.
Speaker 3: Oh how good. I'm just getting some men.
Speaker 7: Far about you here, three kids, two grandkids, loves, yeah,
Speaker 7: I love, I.
Speaker 14: Love to meet. I met baby stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh big of people.
Speaker 14: We're community, a community agency here and stay Kilda supporting
Speaker 14: a vomnerable.
Speaker 3: Angel.
Speaker 5: So, Joe, you're coming in tomorrow now, I'm going to
Speaker 5: give you a chance to win one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 8: You're going to be bringing you knitting in just to
Speaker 8: be through the time. You can bring it in.
Speaker 3: Hey, Joe, don't be playing the guilt card tomorrow. Okay,
Speaker 3: enough of this. Like I'm a community superhero.
Speaker 8: You deserve the money.
Speaker 3: Joe.
Speaker 7: We will see you in the Nova Studios tomorrow morning,
Speaker 7: where you will play for one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: Do what would you do with the money, Joe? Would
Speaker 6: you spread the love?
Speaker 3: Go on a bender?
Speaker 14: I actually spread the love I've got. You know, I've
Speaker 14: got family that I would love to be able to
Speaker 14: share something with. I'd love to take a trip. Yeah, wonderful.
Speaker 8: Forget the family and gone on an extended holiday.
Speaker 3: She'd say, she's going to go to the dolphin Treasure.
Speaker 8: What enhancements are you getting into?
Speaker 3: Good morning everyone, just gone nine to nine? That makes sense.
Speaker 3: That's sort of what Petrakas should have done. Hey, what
Speaker 3: get get his ducks in her row?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 8: I think you talk about the cat dog again?
Speaker 3: The cat when the dog dog?
Speaker 5: Who might go to the cats and singing all morning
Speaker 5: cat dog cat do the cartoon it's on our socials.
Speaker 5: There's a great video if you want to see the
Speaker 5: latest episode of Cat Dogs.
Speaker 8: Bailey Smith.
Speaker 3: I was more of a Jetson's guy.
Speaker 5: George Jetson, his boy O Roy, daughter, Julie, Jean, his wife.
Speaker 8: I loved wife. What was the dog called?
Speaker 2: Jeane?
Speaker 3: His wife? Let us?
Speaker 8: What's the dog as?
Speaker 3: Did you ever get into ducktails? Who?
Speaker 8: I was thinking? Chip and Dale the Rangers?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a strip show as well as.
Speaker 8: Gummy Bears? Was my facet?
Speaker 3: Be careful looking that up.
Speaker 5: The Gummy Bears weren't strippers, but they were bouncing here
Speaker 5: and there and everywhere. Their adventures were beyond compare.
Speaker 6: Because miss you retained some stuff from school.
Speaker 5: Why that's why I don't watch movies because my brain
Speaker 5: is full of cartoons.
Speaker 3: I loved the Smurfs.
Speaker 8: I didn't really.
Speaker 5: I thought they were like a poor man's seven Dwarves.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't you think you know what? You remind me
Speaker 3: of game? They were a bit pop.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Smurfs weren't for me. And then people would try
Speaker 5: and dress up with them and paint themselves blue and
Speaker 5: I was like, that's dumb.
Speaker 3: You can do that. Oh yes, sorry, video guy Nandos.
Speaker 2: Question for you guys, how tall is a Smurf? Come on,
Speaker 2: apples tall?
Speaker 8: Put your hand up if you get it.
Speaker 3: You know the sad thing he used to do? Stand up.
Speaker 3: It's not a joke, it's a fact.
Speaker 12: Is it a joke?
Speaker 3: What's just that?
Speaker 2: Let's smurf is three apples?
Speaker 5: This big?
Speaker 8: It's only this big six inches.
Speaker 2: Three apples tall, not six inches three apples.
Speaker 8: I preferred to miniature. I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: We just sit on the flintstones.
Speaker 5: I like the flintstones I named I had two Bundery
Speaker 5: guards and they were called Fred and Barney.
Speaker 8: Love that for you, the Budgies.
Speaker 7: This is no been a big day today. The AFL
Speaker 7: Grand Final Parade has been announced. You can go online
Speaker 7: to check out the route. But we're going back to
Speaker 7: the traditional parade.
Speaker 3: No boats.
Speaker 6: Yeah, on the roads. Mars ends up at the Yarrah Park.
Speaker 3: The AFL said, get rid of the boats for the parade.
Speaker 3: Yeah to the boats. I want to be careful that
Speaker 3: quote you taken out of context, Yes, very much, sir. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yesterday, guys, I had a bit of a scary situation
Speaker 5: with my dad, Bobby. We love Bobby, love Bobby, love Dad.
Speaker 3: How's he going? Well?
Speaker 8: I was a bit worried yesterday. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 7: Worried on Sunday and I didn't get a birthday text
Speaker 7: from Bobby. He forgot about it because Bobby reaches out
Speaker 7: on Christmas.
Speaker 3: To me, like your dad.
Speaker 8: He thinks you're a son of his. Hey son, Well
Speaker 8: like that with my friends.
Speaker 3: Right now, I just refer to your dad as my dad.
Speaker 3: I hope that's okay.
Speaker 8: Fine, Well, you can share him after what he did yesterday?
Speaker 5: No text, So well, just wait, he said to me,
Speaker 5: he's just discovered that we have a podcast and he
Speaker 5: can listen to the show outside of six till nine,
Speaker 5: so he sleeps in now and listens to it later.
Speaker 8: So you're probably going to message it at eleven because he.
Speaker 3: Would get up and listen to this show live every day.
Speaker 6: He'll put it in his filo facts for next year.
Speaker 5: He will in the file of facts for sure if
Speaker 5: he's still around next year. Because I got some concerns
Speaker 5: yesterday when I called him and he answered the phone
Speaker 5: like this ah, and I went, Dad, Dad, are you okay?
Speaker 8: He's in half a full age and I said, Daddy, okay,
Speaker 8: goes and I was like, Dad, what's happened? Okay? And
Speaker 8: I like pulled over my car and I go I
Speaker 8: hear this kind of giggling in the background. I'm like, Dad,
Speaker 8: what's happened.
Speaker 18: He goes.
Speaker 8: On, don't do that?
Speaker 6: But was he.
Speaker 9: You know where he was?
Speaker 3: Don't tell me? Was it the dentist he's at in
Speaker 3: the chair? That's what old people do, old people, I guess.
Speaker 8: I go, what you're there with Arthur?
Speaker 5: Arthur is his dentist, who is the father of one
Speaker 5: of my brother's mates, who I haven't seen since primary school.
Speaker 5: And he goes, it's me on the phone to Arthur.
Speaker 5: Arthur wants to say hello, and Arthur goes, hello, Lauren,
Speaker 5: it's Arthur. I'm like, yet, I Arthur is everything okay?
Speaker 5: Like why and he goes, oh, yeah, your dad's just
Speaker 5: here at the dentist. I'm like, why am I talking
Speaker 5: to you now, Arthur?
Speaker 8: And I'm like, I don't know if this is more
Speaker 8: awkward for me or Arthur.
Speaker 3: That's what opens.
Speaker 5: And I'm making this small talk with dad's dentist, my
Speaker 5: brother's mate eights Dad I haven't seen in twenty years
Speaker 5: ready for this one. And I'm like, Arthur, do you
Speaker 5: want to get back to maybe pulling out the rest
Speaker 5: of his teeth and stitching his mouth shut?
Speaker 7: My wife, ma, wif my wife, my wife's mum. Wendy
Speaker 7: my mother, and the Wendy rings me the other week?
Speaker 8: Did she put you on the phone to someone?
Speaker 7: She goes, Hi, Jason, I'm here at the hair dresses
Speaker 7: and I'm like, hey, whins and she goes, you know
Speaker 7: how you and Lou bought a house at Burley on
Speaker 7: the Gold Coast And I go yeah, and she goes,
Speaker 7: Tina next to me, he's got a house in Burley
Speaker 7: as well.
Speaker 3: This is Tina.
Speaker 6: In the house in the same suburbs, same suburbs. Hi,
Speaker 6: so was teens giving her the blozzer the blow wave?
Speaker 8: No teens was getting a blows next door. She's getting
Speaker 8: blowave next door.
Speaker 3: I didn't ask, well, what.
Speaker 8: Did you talk to Tina about?
Speaker 7: I just meant lovely suburb, isn't it. She goes, yes, well,
Speaker 7: look I better go. My child's sick.
Speaker 8: It's an old person thing. Oh they passed you around.
Speaker 8: I'm like, my dad goes, oh, love, I met a function.
Speaker 8: He's uncle.
Speaker 3: I know it's a Jeff and.
Speaker 8: I'm happened they passed around.
Speaker 3: It happened to here this morning.
Speaker 5: What happened?
Speaker 3: Your mom was on the ball?
Speaker 5: Oh, Dan, my friend Julie's son's in it Nova who
Speaker 5: Dan's lovely by the way, So when I got a photo,
Speaker 5: She's like, now Dan's getting married. Make sure I've never
Speaker 5: met Dan. Make sure you congratulate Dan on the wedding.
Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, mom, nor lovely, lovely guy.
Speaker 3: What about when they just pop up on FaceTime?
Speaker 8: My dad FaceTime made be an accident and I wouldn't
Speaker 8: want to know where he was. I'm not answering a face.
Speaker 3: But the guest.
Speaker 6: The guest pops up on FaceTime.
Speaker 5: That's sometimes like when I was in BG, I'm lying
Speaker 5: in bed because I was away last week for work,
Speaker 5: and I'm lying in bed and I thought old FaceTime
Speaker 5: Paul and say good night. So it's like nine point
Speaker 5: thirty there at seven o'clock here, like if you're out
Speaker 5: for dinner, don't answer.
Speaker 8: He's not like good, I love. And then he's passing the.
Speaker 5: Phone around and there's he's at Campbell Brown's birthday and
Speaker 5: there's Campbell on this and I'm like, on it bed,
Speaker 5: I don't need to be a waste.
Speaker 3: Also, you can't.
Speaker 6: They're all yelling at the phone, how's your dad's chumpers?
Speaker 8: Well, he said he'd call me back after the dentist
Speaker 8: and he didn't, so I don't know when was that yesterday?
Speaker 3: He seemed concerned.
Speaker 8: Did we do a welfare check after this?
Speaker 3: It'd be wonderful.
Speaker 7: Hey, just before we get out of here, I just
Speaker 7: want to do a quick welfare check on your dad,
Speaker 7: my dad.
Speaker 8: Because when I called him yesterday he answered the phone
Speaker 8: like this, oh oh, And I was like, Dad, what's happened?
Speaker 8: What's happened?
Speaker 6: He wasn't having a sash, No, we thought he was.
Speaker 6: He was dad getting his chompers done, and oh.
Speaker 8: He just hung up on us?
Speaker 2: Did he?
Speaker 3: I just d him? On the phone. I'll call him back.
Speaker 8: I don't think he knew he was calling.
Speaker 3: He didn't ring me for my birthday Sunday, which is
Speaker 3: very unlike your very unlike your dad.
Speaker 8: You're live on the radios.
Speaker 3: I swear.
Speaker 16: Hello, all good, all good.
Speaker 5: Now, Dad, we were doing a welfare check because when
Speaker 5: I called you yesterday, you answered the phone like this,
Speaker 5: ha ha, where were you?
Speaker 16: I was in artists.
Speaker 3: You're in seat.
Speaker 16: And that's another story.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 16: I was good after as a friend. He's a dentist
Speaker 16: and he was extracting a couple of teeth, which is
Speaker 16: always good fun, which we enjoy.
Speaker 5: So you answered the call when I called you on
Speaker 5: your Apple watch while you're the dancers.
Speaker 3: Watch you missed that bit. Just watch Tracy.
Speaker 16: No, I just got look, I couldn't I couldn't speak.
Speaker 16: So I had my watch and I saw it was Lauren.
Speaker 16: I always wanted to take a call from her because
Speaker 16: if you don't, she didn't call you back.
Speaker 3: There rare you. She accidentally called your bobby.
Speaker 16: Probably anyway, it was all good, and I had a chick,
Speaker 16: you know, for a long time. I was really busy
Speaker 16: when you just rang then I was just googling to
Speaker 16: see when I'm allowed to have a beer after an extraction.
Speaker 5: So you've had your text taken out now Dad. Jason
Speaker 5: also has.
Speaker 8: A bone to pick with you because you missed a
Speaker 8: very important date on the calendar.
Speaker 16: Didn't I text you as he was his birthday Friday?
Speaker 3: And got reply that's all right, hang on, hang on,
Speaker 3: la So you text Lauren to ask if it was
Speaker 3: my birthday and I looked. I look.
Speaker 16: I looked up on Facebook to see if it tried
Speaker 16: to find you on Facebook to see what your day
Speaker 16: of birth was, so I wouldn't forget to Ja.
Speaker 3: That's what I thought. Bobby's the ruling.
Speaker 5: The last text Dad sent me was when we're going
Speaker 5: to the snow and he said have a great road
Speaker 5: trip to no snowtown because there was no snow. And
Speaker 5: he's posing for a photo in his Jason Lauren Nova
Speaker 5: Hide and Seek truck suit.
Speaker 16: I haven't taken it off for three weeks.
Speaker 3: Bobby. Would you like to wish the big fellow happy
Speaker 3: birthday fifty? Dad? I did shut up?
Speaker 8: He turned fifty.
Speaker 3: Turn fifty, Bobby, Bobby, Oh no, we lost him.
Speaker 8: He must have that beer that he's been warning.
Speaker 16: Did you hit the or something similar.
Speaker 3: I I'm not fifty. I'm not fifty.
Speaker 7: But seen his card Now I do not have a scene.
Speaker 7: Hey Bobby, thank you mate. I hope the tooth heels.
Speaker 7: When when can you have a beer? What did Google say?
Speaker 16: It's twenty four hours, so I've just got to wait
Speaker 16: another I think what's on about five past eleven.
Speaker 3: I'll be right.
Speaker 12: I love you, Thank you.
Speaker 3: Late start Bobby, where you get it from?
Speaker 8: He answered that call on his upper watch again. It's
Speaker 8: his new favorite accessory, the Apple Watch.
Speaker 7: Everything's my mate, cam answer his Apple Watch the other
Speaker 7: day He's like, I'm gardening, you're on the watch up
Speaker 7: going back.
Speaker 8: When in the garden, that's fine. If you're at the
Speaker 8: dentist or a public place, not not really acceptable.
Speaker 3: And you need to let someone know. It's like speaker phone.
Speaker 8: Yeah you got to tell him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can be down at Bloody Franklin's on your
Speaker 3: Apple Watch.
Speaker 6: People who answer their watches as they're running, that's not on.
Speaker 3: Well, that's when they're exercise.
Speaker 8: I couldn't talk on the phone.
Speaker 3: I'm just pumping out.
Speaker 12: Can I call you back?
Speaker 3: Don't you back?
Speaker 8: But that's real fit.
Speaker 3: None of us do that, not at all.
Speaker 8: I can't even run. All talk on the phone perfectly.
Speaker 3: I don't run to the phone. Hey, that's it. We
Speaker 3: are out of here. Aaron Rich is in next to
Speaker 3: have a.
Speaker 5: Joy the sunshine Melbourne, laurious degrees today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sparkle, Jason Sparkler will sin tomorrow.
Speaker 12: Bye, Thank you, Lauren, Lauren wake.
Speaker 3: Up feeling Good.
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