Speaker 1: We got getting every morning, every day day.
Speaker 2: It's that time of the year. Jode's my Spotify rap.
Speaker 3: Here's all the details. These are the songs that best
Speaker 3: express me. Check out my social media?
Speaker 2: Is that what it's like on social media?
Speaker 4: These exactly how people sound on social media.
Speaker 2: That sort of views like they sound like sometimes if
Speaker 2: they were talking.
Speaker 5: Yes, Spotify rap was all over everyone's feed yesterday. So basically, essentially,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to mansplain this to you because because
Speaker 5: you are the only member of not just this team,
Speaker 5: but only person on the planet who has just persisted
Speaker 5: with Apple Music.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you. Firstly, thank you for the random applause.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that. Yeah, I'm still oh my.
Speaker 4: God, why don't you have a Spotify?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: My wife keeps on saying to me, as well, just
Speaker 3: get on board with Spotify, and I know it's better
Speaker 3: because what I know about it is it's very good
Speaker 3: at working out what you like and providing songs that
Speaker 3: are similar to that what I found with Apple Music.
Speaker 4: It's called an algorithm.
Speaker 3: Sweet, what about Apple's algorithm? They sweety the hell out
Speaker 3: of me. Whatever you listened to, I would listened to
Speaker 3: Blink one I too. I was listening to Xavier right,
Speaker 3: and they're like, here's a song that she would like,
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: Everything.
Speaker 3: And then when you ask Apple, you're like, why do
Speaker 3: you think I like Taylor Swift? And like, because you're
Speaker 3: a warm blooded human, sweety, and everyone loves Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: Now listen to it and consume it and.
Speaker 4: Buy it and love it.
Speaker 5: So hang on, wait, so I don't even know how
Speaker 5: Apple Music works. Do you are you purchasing the music?
Speaker 6: It's insane?
Speaker 3: No, you play a monthly fee, right, yeah? Yeah, so
Speaker 3: it's like Spotify.
Speaker 6: It is like Spotify, but more expensive.
Speaker 5: I thought it's like, can you remember the old system
Speaker 5: where if you like the song, you have to pay
Speaker 5: like Jola's nineteen.
Speaker 4: I thought you were still doing.
Speaker 2: I was probably the last to get off that as well.
Speaker 2: This idiot brought that song again again.
Speaker 7: He's already got it.
Speaker 6: You can always go back to our songs of Innocence,
Speaker 6: the You two album.
Speaker 8: Yes, everyone, this wasn't.
Speaker 2: That beautifully forced on us?
Speaker 5: Didn't that infuriate everyone across the planets?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: YouTube basically went hey, here's some new music. Now.
Speaker 5: Everyone listened to it and love it and everyone's like,
Speaker 5: we don't love it.
Speaker 3: No one loved it, not even YouTube. By the end
Speaker 3: of they're like, oh, I was like, get out of
Speaker 3: my face.
Speaker 2: It's your own music. By all right? Your song? Would
Speaker 2: you say your top song?
Speaker 6: Well, you song for your five top songs and your
Speaker 6: five top artists for the year, and a bunch of
Speaker 6: other starts.
Speaker 5: Mine, my top artist has been infiltrated by my children
Speaker 5: because it's Tailor, Swift, Juwa Leaper, Eminem, Rihanna, Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 5: That is all the stuff that they love and that
Speaker 5: this was my top song, Eminem.
Speaker 7: Please stand up, Please stand.
Speaker 2: Up, it's fat?
Speaker 3: When had that attitude and a bit more Naisily Boy
Speaker 3: before he matured.
Speaker 2: Into the darker performer that is towards.
Speaker 5: In Yeah, I'm surprised that my sleep music didn't make
Speaker 5: the top because I listened to it every night.
Speaker 6: My entire top five songs was just the first five
Speaker 6: songs I listened to every night to fall asleep, which
Speaker 6: is really a gream. Actually that's a lie. My number
Speaker 6: one song was a song that I have loved this year,
Speaker 6: and she was my top artist. It was Billy.
Speaker 3: Eilish Helps Me find Myself.
Speaker 2: And I'm going through some stuff.
Speaker 6: Guys, I told you that I cried a bill, didn't
Speaker 6: we exploid it.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry that you've been so sad.
Speaker 6: I went through a breakup this year. I'm allowed to
Speaker 6: cry to Billy this year.
Speaker 2: Produce a flag wood you got Sorry.
Speaker 9: I can't help but laugh at that, because that's all
Speaker 9: we ever hear about.
Speaker 10: Sorry.
Speaker 2: I Love You my my number one song on Spotify.
Speaker 2: I play it on repeat when I'm at the gym.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 8: Just pumps me up.
Speaker 2: Walk your Hayes.
Speaker 1: Not a first round the song.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a piss take. This can't be well,
Speaker 2: and here we are.
Speaker 4: To sing alongside feel friend.
Speaker 3: Now I'm embarrassed to see so imagine Flak singing along
Speaker 3: with this whilst at the drink, Jimmy squatting to this.
Speaker 3: It's unfortunately I don't have a top song. I can't
Speaker 3: provide you, although I do have a top three that
Speaker 3: Apple Music says.
Speaker 2: I listened to a lot. First of all, you've got this.
Speaker 9: They're eating the dogs, eat the cats, eat the cats.
Speaker 2: Of course, apparently this we're not having Spotify.
Speaker 3: Your father he's on the money six nothing not the
Speaker 3: naughty six forty time for us, yet a little bit blue,
Speaker 3: maybe a little bit risky, probably straight up up seven
Speaker 3: o'clock and then deliver a wholesome program.
Speaker 5: I just feel like I need to step in and
Speaker 5: stop you from choosing these stories, because there's a real
Speaker 5: solid penny.
Speaker 3: Then do you know what I wish? I chose the stories.
Speaker 3: The stories choose me. Okay, these stories need a voice,
Speaker 3: and unfortunately I've been choking. All right, all right, this
Speaker 3: one involving the great Cristiano Ronaldo. One of his former teammates,
Speaker 3: his name is Raphel vander Vaart, has come out and
Speaker 3: spoken about showering with the great man So. The pair
Speaker 3: were teammates at Real Madrid for a short time, and
Speaker 3: the former Dutch international has since opened up what it
Speaker 3: was like sharing the dressing room. He claimed that the
Speaker 3: former Manchester night side was so committed to training that
Speaker 3: he never actually saw him get changed ahead of a session.
Speaker 3: He said he never left his house. I always say
Speaker 3: as a joke, Ronaldo is the only player that I
Speaker 3: never saw his penis. He was the first one on
Speaker 3: the training pitch and the last one who went. So
Speaker 3: he went on to give him heaps of compliments and
Speaker 3: then he said Ronaldo was unbelievably selfish. If we won
Speaker 3: six zero and he did not score, he was not happy.
Speaker 3: When we lose, but he scored twice, he'd be all right.
Speaker 3: So all this thing was floating around social media and
Speaker 3: one of the articles Ronaldo commented I think it was
Speaker 3: via Instagram.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and all he.
Speaker 3: Wrote was who is this guy.
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 3: Anyway, we're getting sidetracked that onto Ronaldo's penis. Yes, it's
Speaker 3: an interesting dynamic. Yeah, sharing a dressing room with a
Speaker 3: lot of other men.
Speaker 5: I've spent I don't know how to say this without
Speaker 5: sounding off, but I've spent a little bit of time
Speaker 5: in AFL change rooms just doing my job. So okay,
Speaker 5: I've seen some stuff. What have you seen, by the way,
Speaker 5: I swear to god.
Speaker 2: You seen naked blokes?
Speaker 5: Yes, working, I swear to god. They would do it
Speaker 5: on purpose if I was or no, no no no
Speaker 5: no no no no no. I don't do boundary stuff anymore,
Speaker 5: but back in the day they would definitely.
Speaker 4: There are a couple that would do it on purple.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably lift the lid on who they are doing
Speaker 2: the song.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have thought.
Speaker 3: Okay, it was always a suspicious thing because some people,
Speaker 3: by the time that I was finished playing football, some
Speaker 3: guys were coming through with the whole Jopson thing, a
Speaker 3: generational shift. So when I first started, everyone would shower
Speaker 3: together and obviously it's coming of a shower and by
Speaker 3: the end of it coming through we wear jocks. Yeah right,
Speaker 3: And it was kind of like it was definitely a
Speaker 3: talking point.
Speaker 4: Did you have a spa bath out there at the pond?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: And so were you naked in the spa bar.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to explain this for our people,
Speaker 3: and like, what the hell was going on out of
Speaker 3: the pond rosa, But this was happening everywhere. We crammed
Speaker 3: into the spa ba. It's like, yeah, absolutely, and it
Speaker 3: was there was so much skin on skin contact, and
Speaker 3: we'd have a couple of beers and celebrate what was
Speaker 3: a really uniting triumph.
Speaker 5: Wait, thank on, you're all crammed into a bather naked together,
Speaker 5: drinking beers, celebrating a win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's wrong with that? Whoa, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 11: Looking at me like that?
Speaker 4: Did anyone get pregnant?
Speaker 2: All right, je, it's it's that time of the morning.
Speaker 2: It's that time of the week.
Speaker 5: Well, we just sort of reflect and sit down and
Speaker 5: think about everything that we've done during the week. Was
Speaker 5: it good, was it bad? Was it indifferent? Who's to say.
Speaker 5: We're about to find.
Speaker 2: Out, Jos, I should be probably nervous.
Speaker 5: Diary, Dear Diary, you know it's Christmas when we wheel out.
Speaker 4: Mariah, this is happening.
Speaker 5: I love all things Mariah, just not when producer Flak
Speaker 5: busts me singing her coming into the work car park.
Speaker 1: I was so afraid of this.
Speaker 8: Oh no, it's ten to five, pulling into the car pike.
Speaker 8: It's blaring from her car, cats down the street.
Speaker 2: We're going off.
Speaker 5: Of you.
Speaker 1: Definitely long, Jeffrey Long, Oh.
Speaker 7: Chalon is your always be my baby?
Speaker 2: And will Linger, you know, sometimes are actually quite similar.
Speaker 2: We're trapped in different times.
Speaker 3: Your wife would constantly say to me that I'm stuck
Speaker 3: in twenty ten.
Speaker 11: Yeah, oh yeah, different times.
Speaker 2: And we go to a happy place.
Speaker 9: So hazy, your your happy place is twenty ten.
Speaker 2: I looked at when that.
Speaker 8: Of course, Jodey's Heavy Places.
Speaker 5: Nineteen ninety five, Red Rooster launched a drumstick scented candle
Speaker 5: that smells just like chicken salt, and it launched a
Speaker 5: chip chat. Can I say between I reckon, Red Rooster
Speaker 5: and KFC, they've got the best chips.
Speaker 7: On the market.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they've got the chunky ones, don't they.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's probably no, but it's the chicken salt.
Speaker 3: Chicken salt right, Okay, so it's probably a battle between
Speaker 3: maybe Red Rooster and cash Ship.
Speaker 2: I said, do they go for the chunky ones?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm your little parrot.
Speaker 5: Hair chat proved that every time someone is nice to
Speaker 5: me in this room, I brace for a follow up insult.
Speaker 5: Said to you yesterday, just a heads up, I'm getting
Speaker 5: my hair done, so be prepared to say something nice
Speaker 5: when I walk in and you went so over the top.
Speaker 4: When I walked in this morning.
Speaker 2: And you walked in this morning, here's my mind. It
Speaker 2: does it looks it's fantastic.
Speaker 4: Thanks, guys. Jealousy is a bit of a curse.
Speaker 1: Boys.
Speaker 3: Can I just say, Can I just say, based on
Speaker 3: what we've seen you and what we've noticed, I'd be
Speaker 3: paying what two and a half grand for that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? How much did you pay for it?
Speaker 4: Both of you would just be happy to pay my hair.
Speaker 5: At this point, Andrew making friends with Uber drivers everywhere
Speaker 5: do you know what I.
Speaker 3: Probably speak a little bit too much. Do you remember
Speaker 3: we will go into an advance. I was by myself
Speaker 3: and I told you I spoke to the Uba driver
Speaker 3: and he had it on over and I said, what's
Speaker 3: your favorite radio station? He said, oh, it's no Body,
Speaker 3: and then he said I listened to the breakfast show.
Speaker 2: I quite like it. He goes, oh, it's it's Jodyoti
Speaker 2: and has some bloke.
Speaker 5: How's your uber rating, stew STU, could you give us
Speaker 5: a call on Monday, please, because I want to know
Speaker 5: what you're uber rating is.
Speaker 4: After a couple of days at the cricket.
Speaker 12: You know what it'll day at four point eight nine
Speaker 12: because they'll be too drunk.
Speaker 5: Let's all take a moment to wish cricket hating producers
Speaker 5: were all the very best this weekend.
Speaker 13: All right, let's see how good you are with cricket
Speaker 13: terms that will be used across the.
Speaker 2: Next five days.
Speaker 8: I'm going to start with an easy.
Speaker 5: One bail stop playing well to stop playing cricket if
Speaker 5: you're bailing.
Speaker 2: At the end of play.
Speaker 11: At the end of the call, I'll have two pims.
Speaker 11: Wait has placed first play?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 5: Can we round out the week with an epic Aussie
Speaker 5: Battle of the banger's songs.
Speaker 2: All right, have you got that? Joe's okay?
Speaker 5: So I cannot see you beating my song this week
Speaker 5: because it is one of the best songs of all
Speaker 5: time from the great John Farnham hit us Please, that's.
Speaker 2: My son, That's where I'm at. I know just how
Speaker 2: good your song is. So I played my song.
Speaker 11: So do all the birds mind your little parrot?
Speaker 13: Now?
Speaker 4: I stew and old what's his name? That's go off
Speaker 4: this weekend, Kings and queens, all my love Jody.
Speaker 1: He's the Adelaide Triple Threat Star of stage.
Speaker 2: It just becomes a full on celebration of what humans
Speaker 2: do best. The best place in the world to do
Speaker 2: so is the Ani Fringe first flas.
Speaker 1: Screen appearing as Ben Impact to the rafters.
Speaker 2: I spent all.
Speaker 9: Last night thinking of what to say now, how to
Speaker 9: talk about me, how there's.
Speaker 2: No one else like it?
Speaker 1: And music stuff no good now good now we love
Speaker 1: When it comes home to Adelaide, please welcome you, Sheridan.
Speaker 4: Thank you for having me wearing a full terry toweling outfit.
Speaker 4: I have to say, and I love it.
Speaker 9: It was invented in Adelaide. I think the Terry towling jumpsuit.
Speaker 9: It makes sense a true fact. Well, I mean we're
Speaker 9: just the Don Dunston invented the Safari suit, so I'm
Speaker 9: assuming along with that was the Terry tailing jumpsuit, the
Speaker 9: adele Co famous And.
Speaker 5: You love coming home because you're here for quite a
Speaker 5: few things, aren't you tell us all about it?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean where do we start?
Speaker 9: Obviously, I'm here at this trip for the Fringe launch
Speaker 9: which is happening today, and I'm coming back to Australia,
Speaker 9: to Adelaide and to Australia to do two shows at
Speaker 9: the Fringe and i haven't been here for a couple
Speaker 9: of Fringes, so I'm very excited.
Speaker 2: So where do you spend Christmas?
Speaker 13: Are you?
Speaker 2: Bucky?
Speaker 9: I'm going to be here this year in Adelaide and
Speaker 9: coming back for Christmas, and I'm doing the Carrols as well,
Speaker 9: which I think is happening on the fourteenth at Elder Park,
Speaker 9: which is going to be amazing.
Speaker 8: Adelaide's are turning eighty for the Carols.
Speaker 2: Something Big, Hugh Sheridan, Yeah, take us through.
Speaker 9: That's my new album, Something Big, and that's the title
Speaker 9: of the show that I'm doing for the Fringe Festival,
Speaker 9: and basically Something Big is an album that I recorded
Speaker 9: with my late father, Dad Dennis Sheridan.
Speaker 2: Dad Dad Sheridan.
Speaker 9: Actually his initials were Dennis Anthony Dominic, so we called
Speaker 9: him it was Dad.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 9: The male came and said Dad Sheridan. We recorded some
Speaker 9: songs and I didn't think that I was going to
Speaker 9: release them, but then later I was listening to them,
Speaker 9: I was like, this is actually really good.
Speaker 2: You know when you sit on something for a while
Speaker 2: and it's actually really beautiful.
Speaker 8: And I'm very proud of the album, and I.
Speaker 9: Wish he was alive for the release, but proceeds go
Speaker 9: to the Prostate Cancer Foundation as well, which is how
Speaker 9: he died, so it's putting it towards prostate cancer as well.
Speaker 2: Was a really nice way to give back to his legacy.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, we are so excited that you're going to
Speaker 4: be back for Fringe.
Speaker 2: It's going to be a good one. It's going to
Speaker 2: be a big one.
Speaker 4: Then you're a highlight of the Fringe Festival, there's no question.
Speaker 3: And that's like you mentioned two shows March second and ninth,
Speaker 3: Arts Theater, Writing here and Out like Fringe ticks dot
Speaker 3: com dot au for the details and how to get
Speaker 3: some tickets you perform me. I don't reckonize anyone better.
Speaker 3: What goes through you when you're on stage. I use
Speaker 3: so many people like this who say I'm free and
Speaker 3: all that sorts of things.
Speaker 2: What happens with you.
Speaker 9: I really like doing shows like this because it's more
Speaker 9: free and I can have a bit more fun. I
Speaker 9: like to have a bit of a joke with the audience,
Speaker 9: and I really love to just try and engage with everyone,
Speaker 9: try and get everyone on the same page. That's my
Speaker 9: favorite thing is when everyone just feels connected.
Speaker 5: And yeah, I want to feel a connection with you
Speaker 5: in just a moment. Because we play a game called
Speaker 5: Songs the song Song Songs. This is where we take
Speaker 5: no hits and we orchestralize them and you have to
Speaker 5: guess the name and the artist. Did I say all
Speaker 5: that right?
Speaker 2: You did that perfect? Wow? Often you don't play the
Speaker 2: game perfectly. Did you set it up perfectly?
Speaker 3: Are you potentially challenging the Great Hugh Sheridan to a
Speaker 3: little song to song song song?
Speaker 4: Off?
Speaker 10: This?
Speaker 2: So take on Hugh Sheridan, the King. No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: you're setting me up for failure. Can we play next week?
Speaker 2: Stick around for you? Now I'm going intimidated, aren't you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, song so songtong songs still joined by the wonderful
Speaker 3: and beautiful Adelaide's very own Hugh.
Speaker 2: Sheridan, is you're just coming in. This is Hugh Sheridan.
Speaker 4: Thank you for doing your own. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: you're such a professional.
Speaker 8: You're listening to five double A.
Speaker 4: All right, should we do this?
Speaker 13: We do so?
Speaker 4: And so you has agreed to play songs or song songs.
Speaker 2: I didn't agree. I've just been strong armed into it
Speaker 2: and locks the door.
Speaker 3: Yes, so nob here sound throwbacks or chestralized. So the
Speaker 3: deal is, Hugh, just for you playing for the first time.
Speaker 3: Obviously you probably play at home one of the moments
Speaker 3: songs and song song so you never heard of it.
Speaker 3: Last song has been orchestralized. And then whoever jumps in first,
Speaker 3: of course you say your name is a Buzzer, Hue
Speaker 3: or Joy, and we will stop the song.
Speaker 2: And if you get it, you get to a point,
Speaker 2: the name of anything, the whole point of the game.
Speaker 3: Point okay, right, cool, al right, first song and of
Speaker 3: course your names are your buzzers.
Speaker 2: Is the Christmas No, no, that's your brothers.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: Oh, hang on, Oh he's feeling something. He's feeling something.
Speaker 4: Oh he's dancing.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: It's only been a thirty left. I'm just really enjoying it.
Speaker 1: I know. Is it?
Speaker 4: Is it rehab Amy one House?
Speaker 2: Definitely?
Speaker 9: It's actually way harder than I thought hard. It sounded
Speaker 9: like a Christmas. Who made these instrumental was by the
Speaker 9: way on the internet. Oh okay, I was like question,
Speaker 9: I've often thought that too.
Speaker 2: Will know you need to win this one.
Speaker 1: You just.
Speaker 2: Tell you what. Here we go song number two, she gets.
Speaker 7: As I know, I don't know whose things I know?
Speaker 1: Is it Little Jody?
Speaker 4: Is it September a bye?
Speaker 2: No bye? Who eight friendom Fire and Fire and the
Speaker 2: Californa critis problem? Yeah? I think we get a point.
Speaker 8: Taken effort.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. These are all the songs that I know,
Speaker 2: but I mean so hard.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at a huge spiel for something big and
Speaker 3: it's got ass. Can look forward to disco sensations like
Speaker 3: Earth Wind and Price. Twenty first night of September.
Speaker 8: I just did this show called the twenty fifth of
Speaker 8: September that's how hard it is. I feel like I'm
Speaker 8: listening to the overture of my show.
Speaker 2: You know, do give you a point. Let's call it
Speaker 2: one pace. It's a really hard game.
Speaker 4: Let's hug it out.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you wouldn't want it to be like life.
Speaker 2: And I'm definitely not going to have you as phone
Speaker 2: a friends. Thank you so much for joining us.
Speaker 8: Thank you my pleasure.
Speaker 2: We can't wait to see you four months again. It's
Speaker 2: going to be a big right battles and what an
Speaker 2: intense space is?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 4: Is okay?
Speaker 5: Battle of the Bangers. This is where two songs that
Speaker 5: we have selected each go head to head. We have
Speaker 5: a theme each and every week.
Speaker 4: Our theme this week was good old fashioned assie pub songs.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, just to get in the spirit for the cricket.
Speaker 4: Aussie Class six.
Speaker 2: What it's all about? I went down this path. Do
Speaker 2: you come from a landown under?
Speaker 4: It's horrifically predictable wound?
Speaker 8: Whoa, that's that's a bit brutal close out.
Speaker 2: I would say yours is pretty predictable as well.
Speaker 4: Predictable and awesome.
Speaker 2: I was just thinking that didn't want to verbalize it now.
Speaker 4: Producers Zoe joins us in the studio. In fact, you
Speaker 4: didn't leave.
Speaker 6: I'm still here, thank you, guys. It's it's tight. We
Speaker 6: know there's only this week and next week for a winner,
Speaker 6: so Hazy really needs to win this week. It was
Speaker 6: close yesterday.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 6: One of you took the lead this morning quite aggressively. Okay,
Speaker 6: I'm nervous drumming.
Speaker 2: Please a go.
Speaker 6: It's joy, which I think means you literally cannot win.
Speaker 2: For the year.
Speaker 3: Wait wages the second sure that takes us court at
Speaker 3: twenty three to nineteen. But I've officially lodged for next
Speaker 3: week to be worth four.
Speaker 4: And how'd that go for you?
Speaker 9: Hey?
Speaker 4: Produce a flat? Can you do that sound effect that
Speaker 4: we talked about?
Speaker 6: Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Ready? That's a winning songdaydays. Sometimes Joe's You're only as
Speaker 3: good as your last game. That's why we'd like to
Speaker 3: speak to Ryan Fitzy Fitzgerald on a Friday and just
Speaker 3: to finish the working week, Strop.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what we like to do.
Speaker 5: And we've been talking Hello for a start. Sorry I
Speaker 5: should let you say.
Speaker 8: Allo morning guys. Thanks Joe. It's Hazy, good to be here.
Speaker 4: Hey, we've been talking about our uber ratings. I am
Speaker 4: so curious as to what yours might be?
Speaker 13: Well, what do you think I'm going to go check
Speaker 13: it out now while we're talking, but do you want
Speaker 13: to give me a bit of an idea of what
Speaker 13: you think it would be?
Speaker 8: What was yours?
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 3: Mine was for point eight three, one was four point
Speaker 3: eighty five. It's a round about four point eight something.
Speaker 3: But we've just got some question marks on who's sort
Speaker 3: of given you a two or three star and what
Speaker 3: sort of soiling you've been doing.
Speaker 2: If it's start at the top.
Speaker 8: Can I ask you guys?
Speaker 13: Have you have you been here long enough at Nova
Speaker 13: where you've got the company credit card to use.
Speaker 2: On the Uber? Yes, we do, well, we've got an
Speaker 2: Uber account. We don't have a credit card.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 8: See, do you know what I've just realized?
Speaker 13: I reckon I may have burnt a few Uber drivers
Speaker 13: on the work company card personal, but I didn't realize
Speaker 13: that that it's all part of one. I thought you
Speaker 13: got an Uber rating for your business side of things
Speaker 13: and for your personal side of things, But it's all one,
Speaker 13: and I've got four point eight zero, which I'm really disappointment.
Speaker 8: I'm really just that's bad, isn't it isn't that bad?
Speaker 2: Have you got really ordinary chat in ubers?
Speaker 8: What's going on? Do you know what I do?
Speaker 13: If an uber's any more than ten minutes, I cancel
Speaker 13: it straight away. Oh okay, yeah, yeah, I cancel it.
Speaker 8: And I don't.
Speaker 13: I've got a I've got a little bit of an
Speaker 13: inkling that uber drivers don't like it when you cancel.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't understand this at all because two things here.
Speaker 5: You are one of the most recognizable faces in this
Speaker 5: great state, so uber drivers should be frothing over you.
Speaker 5: But secondly, the drive from the city to port Nor longer.
Speaker 5: That's a hefty, hefty uber feet Now are you not higher?
Speaker 5: Ryan fits Jerney.
Speaker 8: I shouldn't tell this story first when I got hope,
Speaker 8: it's not an uber it's a taxi story.
Speaker 13: But the first week when I got drafted to the
Speaker 13: Sydney Swans at the age of twenty hazy, it was
Speaker 13: the first weekend I was in Sydney and the senior players,
Speaker 13: mickeyil Laughlin and a few of the boys took me
Speaker 13: out for a drink and at the end of the
Speaker 13: night I was so I was so infatuated with making
Speaker 13: an influence and a first impression with these guys, with
Speaker 13: the senior players that I probably drank it a little
Speaker 13: bit too much. Anyway, I was outside the Shark Bar
Speaker 13: in Sydney, and I remember there was a girl that
Speaker 13: came up to me and said, oh, do you want
Speaker 13: to do you need a hand getting into the taxi
Speaker 13: because I was visibly a bit all over the shop,
Speaker 13: and she said, well, why don't you come back to
Speaker 13: my house? And I said, great, no worries, So I
Speaker 13: jumped into the back of the taxi Jody and I
Speaker 13: fell asleep straight away.
Speaker 8: I basically passed out.
Speaker 13: When I woke, I looked at the taxi ride and
Speaker 13: it was one hundred and thirty dollars and it was
Speaker 13: my first weekend in Sydney.
Speaker 8: And I didn't know where I was. Oh no, I
Speaker 8: had no idea where I was, so I didn't even
Speaker 8: know how to get home.
Speaker 10: So I got out of the cab and unfortunately, I
Speaker 10: was like, I don't know where I am and what
Speaker 10: I'm doing, and I had to keep walking the streets
Speaker 10: of this area until I came across a train station
Speaker 10: and realized I was out at Penrith, which is like
Speaker 10: over an hour out of Sydney.
Speaker 3: It's a trip back, so kind of computers double down?
Speaker 3: So did she did she just jump in the cabin?
Speaker 3: Did you take a bet like well, he's a sleep
Speaker 3: suck up?
Speaker 1: So well, I had to.
Speaker 8: Pay one hundred and thirty dollars for the cab ride.
Speaker 10: She got out and left me, and then I had
Speaker 10: to find my way to the nearest train station.
Speaker 8: My first weekend in Sydney.
Speaker 4: Wow, now are you going to do a number on
Speaker 4: yourself this weekend at the cricket? Are you heading in
Speaker 4: or what's the good?
Speaker 13: I love the Adlaide Test so much and the Friday
Speaker 13: and the Saturday are the best two days.
Speaker 8: The first two days it is magnificent.
Speaker 13: But I'm a little bit worried about today because there's
Speaker 13: supposed to be a thunderstorm coming in when the game
Speaker 13: starts around about two three o'clock. I'm not going to
Speaker 13: be there, jade'es. Do you know what the best thing
Speaker 13: I love about the cricket is when you're in the members,
Speaker 13: you don't don't see one ball of the cricket, You
Speaker 13: don't see any of it. It's there's moments where you'll
Speaker 13: catch up with someone that you went to high school.
Speaker 13: We have a conversation with him and look back and
Speaker 13: you go, oh, India is in. I didn't even know Betzy.
Speaker 2: Appreciate you. We'll catch you next week.
Speaker 3: Thank you, make thanks guys, Jose can't wait. It's all
Speaker 3: about redemption. Happy Adelaide Over this SA afternoon. You can
Speaker 3: catch every ball the Adelaide Test Love and free from
Speaker 3: one thirty today on Channel seven and seven plus. One
Speaker 3: of the absolute best to do it, not just in
Speaker 3: this country but across world cricket is the one and
Speaker 3: only Justin Langer on over nine on nine.
Speaker 2: That sounds pretty nice. Morning is you, Jail?
Speaker 12: Oh, I need a coffee this morning. That's the nicest
Speaker 12: wake up around in my life. Introduction.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm going to continue on the thing. One of
Speaker 4: the nicest guys in cricket too. Jl.
Speaker 12: You are Thanks Jose, it's very nice. You're saying. Guess
Speaker 12: what I cannot believe I'm in Adelaide for the Adelaide
Speaker 12: Test match. Probably say I'm the happiest bloke in the
Speaker 12: world at the moment.
Speaker 3: Can I ask you, Justin? But where does a rank?
Speaker 3: We're seeing a lot of stuff and we love when
Speaker 3: people pump us up. Maybe from a playing perspective, but
Speaker 3: also from now and a coaching perspective and a commentary perspective.
Speaker 3: Where does Adelaide Oval rank for the Test matches?
Speaker 12: I can't say it in Perth obviously because pers my hometown.
Speaker 12: But Lord and Adelaide Oval and my two favorite places
Speaker 12: in the world. I literally love being here. I loved
Speaker 12: how the whole state embraces the Test match. I love
Speaker 12: the party town out the back of I've never been there,
Speaker 12: but it looks amazing. It's actually on the plane yesterday
Speaker 12: coming home from Perth and I saw Sean marsh and
Speaker 12: I said, what are you doing? He goes, mate, I'm
Speaker 12: just going out at the back of Adelaide Oval and
Speaker 12: I'm going to watch the Test from out there for
Speaker 12: the next five days. And I'm sitting here almost by myself.
Speaker 12: It's like two old friends giving each other a hug.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 5: Can you remember, JL, when the change rooms for the
Speaker 5: Australian team used to look over out the back and
Speaker 5: so at any given time, if you were out of
Speaker 5: the back having a drink, you could look up and
Speaker 5: see warning just looking out out the window having a
Speaker 5: dury is likely and.
Speaker 12: Just having a figure out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and just all the players just like you could
Speaker 4: just tell they'd rather be out the back than playing
Speaker 4: out in the middle.
Speaker 12: And that was my whole That was my whole point.
Speaker 12: Joe's I've been looking out out the back for all
Speaker 12: these years, since I was twenty. I played my first
Speaker 12: stests when I was twenty two. Yeah, I'm now fifty four,
Speaker 12: and I was looking at the back all the time.
Speaker 12: And we used to always stay to each other. One day, boys,
Speaker 12: one day have a reunion here. We're going to have
Speaker 12: a union here and some of it, what about some
Speaker 12: of the scenes out the back And the only taste
Speaker 12: of what we got was we'd get a little but
Speaker 12: we'd walk out the back to the bus or the
Speaker 12: team bus or the teen cars, and you used to
Speaker 12: see some people that were blind to hunt you and
Speaker 12: kiss you and get autographs, and man, it was fludy, classic,
Speaker 12: absolutely classic stuff. Only in Adelaide.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, you, sure Marsh is going to get
Speaker 3: a hard time. There's blokes out the back who play
Speaker 3: third grade for Kensington who think they're justin Langer let alone.
Speaker 3: Sure Marsh a really good cricketer. He's going to get
Speaker 3: mob He's not going to be able to join anything.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but Noah Marshi won his brother's plan. He's got
Speaker 12: his mate singer and he'll be as blind as them
Speaker 12: by three about it. He'll be partying. He'll be partying
Speaker 12: with all of them. Don't be surprised if the esc
Speaker 12: photos of Sean dancing with a sombrero on at some point.
Speaker 5: I'm loathed to talk cricket, but did you watch on
Speaker 5: in horror as everything unfolded over there in Perth? And
Speaker 5: I think most Aussie fans were in shock, weren't they.
Speaker 12: Ricky and I did Day one and seventeen wickets fell.
Speaker 12: It was it was extraordinary. We were on top. We
Speaker 12: bowled out India pretty cheaply, and then we had to
Speaker 12: fly to Saudi Arabia for the ipl option. Oh and
Speaker 12: by the time we got there, we're looking and we go,
Speaker 12: oh my god, what's happened? And then we sort of
Speaker 12: watched and it was really interesting because about a few
Speaker 12: days before I was in Calcutta getting ready for the
Speaker 12: ip O option, and there was so much pessimism about
Speaker 12: this test series. By the time left Saudi Arabia, oh
Speaker 12: my god, there's one point five billion Indians. They dancing
Speaker 12: in the straight like Sean marsh is going to be
Speaker 12: that's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Justin Langer joins us this morning, which is an absolute treat, jail.
Speaker 3: Just before we let you go this morning. We did
Speaker 3: a bit of a quiz yesterday for some of those
Speaker 3: people who are potentially going to head out the back, yes,
Speaker 3: who have absolutely limited knowledge of cricket. And one of
Speaker 3: those people is someone who's a member of our team.
Speaker 3: Her name is Zoe's is a producer and we just
Speaker 3: want to play a bit of a clip. We threw
Speaker 3: some cricket terms at her and her response, we just
Speaker 3: want to get your thoughts on this, and also producer.
Speaker 2: What's a night watchman?
Speaker 6: I thought night watchman with serious people that come on
Speaker 6: with us, that sun starts going down, they make sure
Speaker 6: no one invades.
Speaker 4: The And there was one more as well. Know what's
Speaker 4: a maiden?
Speaker 6: I thought the maidens for the lunch ladies.
Speaker 2: I mean, jail, is this disrespectful cricket.
Speaker 1: With you?
Speaker 12: Come down here? Come down, Adelaide. I was sitting here
Speaker 12: with my best mate Adelaide. I O, we're having a
Speaker 12: coffee together. Won't you come and sit down here just
Speaker 12: for half an hour. I'll give you a bit of
Speaker 12: education into some of those cricket tests. But I did
Speaker 12: get a good laugh out about it, laugh out out
Speaker 12: of it, So I'm Zoe your alleged yeah, and then.
Speaker 5: Further too that we were laughing that a maiden over
Speaker 5: would be when the lunch lady fell over.
Speaker 4: And someone had to knocking about.
Speaker 7: Jel.
Speaker 5: Such a privileged to talk to you this morning. Enjoy
Speaker 5: every single second of this test.
Speaker 4: It's going to be a pick.
Speaker 12: Yeah, thanks guys, thanks having me on, and yeah, get
Speaker 12: into Adelaide test. But it is so cool.