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Speaker 1: Well, guess what, people, I'm down here, final post post week.

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Speaker 1: I'm down here. You're down here. The one who's been

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Speaker 1: most critical of me, he's not here, John's They might

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Speaker 1: ask you ready whenever you're ready. Brother, he made people

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Speaker 1: in glasshouses. Bro, Well, I was doing people in glasshouses. Dog,

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Speaker 1: I was up early? Man?

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Speaker 2: What doing breakfast radio? Brother? Guess what? Because guess what?

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Speaker 2: Guess who's the only one? Really, guess who's the only

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Speaker 2: one in overtime?

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Speaker 1: Now? Second, the older brother, mate, he's doing all the cutting,

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Speaker 1: the editing, the planning, editing, editing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but now like now that your work's done, I

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Speaker 2: technically become the man of the house, the bread.

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Speaker 3: Don't even say breadwinner, because for breadwinning, you'd have to

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Speaker 3: contribute something to the house. Absolutely, I'm still waiting for

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Speaker 3: you to transfer the money for my day present that

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Speaker 3: I bought that you said, yeah, no, I'll get you those.

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Speaker 2: Here's my theory my Father's Day.

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Speaker 1: Present as well.

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Speaker 3: We gave you something for that.

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Speaker 2: I got you shirts of Father's Day and you said

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Speaker 2: they were too, brother, hold on.

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Speaker 1: You've taken they were free. You've taken a leave matter.

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Speaker 1: You've taken a leaf out of your uncle Joey's book

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Speaker 1: Who for One Christmas brought me in two thousand and six,

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Speaker 1: and I hadn't played them, sorry for four years. After retired,

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Speaker 1: he gave me a free pair of Nikes that he

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Speaker 1: was given screwings and they were a size and half

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Speaker 1: two big. Anyway, that is the height of rudeness. Yeah, slackness, slackness,

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Speaker 1: your right, you're right up, brother.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, brother, all right, I have

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Speaker 2: what I have done for this family has it goes

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Speaker 2: comedic value around the house and.

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Speaker 3: We're all like, you know, I'd like, I think I

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Speaker 3: can contribute to that.

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Speaker 2: Trish, you don't contribute anything, not only do this podcast,

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Speaker 2: but to general society, to this house respectfully. In comedy

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Speaker 2: it's hush, I mean in comedic terms.

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Speaker 1: Well, I can fix that.

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Speaker 2: That's not your role. Don't cry. You have one of

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Speaker 2: the great Cole sols on your lips at the moment

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Speaker 2: you got baby again.

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Speaker 3: I know it's like the third time in about eight

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Speaker 3: weeks you.

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Speaker 2: Being French kissing.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm just run down. It was a big weekend,

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Speaker 3: Jack fine night drinking.

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Speaker 1: I went to the FanFest the other day for the

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Speaker 1: NRL and spoke to a number of people there who

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Speaker 1: are really worried about your jokes at the end, and

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Speaker 1: I'll give confirmation of that. Although you may find them funny,

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Speaker 1: a good joke has a little bit of edge to it.

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Speaker 1: How you're going there trying to get phone over your

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Speaker 1: your mane of hair? Just leave it, I reckon, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and so boys, Jack, I've got a plan. What it's not,

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Speaker 1: so what it gives. Let's leave it to the end

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Speaker 1: of the podcast. But one of my favorite jokes is

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Speaker 1: the Willie Nelson Joe right. I'm not going to say

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Speaker 1: what it is, but you've given I think what you

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Speaker 1: should do is, rather than say, Willie Nelson, have a

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Speaker 1: twist like I'm thinking a prominent regul league identity, maybe

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Speaker 1: in the media. Can I whisper to you in the air?

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Speaker 2: I whispered, what do you yeah?

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Speaker 3: What is it going to be hard? I've got headphones on, bra.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to turn your MIC's down. Was whispered

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Speaker 2: as soft as possible.

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Speaker 4: You think after years Matthew would understand the medium, Right.

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Speaker 3: I did think that.

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Speaker 2: His mack's getting worse.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 2: How was it?

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Speaker 3: I don't know if the words will come out of

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Speaker 3: my mouth. Will see am I doing it now?

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Speaker 4: Can she?

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Speaker 2: Let's wait till the end of the podcast, so she's

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Speaker 3: I know that might be the problem.

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Speaker 1: I will whisper to you again.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I've got it. I've got it.

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Speaker 2: But just while we're on big weekends, I want to

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Speaker 2: this week. And I bloke that you wouldn't expect it

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Speaker 3: I take about Jack.

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Speaker 2: John's take about because what who were you? The mess

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Speaker 2: bloody good stuff. So I want to give a round.

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Speaker 3: Report because he went for me, now, he went for

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Speaker 3: Cooper first, I went for you, and.

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Speaker 1: He came for me about my parenting and he was

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you think a lot of people who agree with

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Speaker 3: What did oh? Oh, so it wasn't parenting of you?

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Speaker 4: I'm happy. I'm happy with parents.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he had he had question. Yeah, he had to

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Speaker 2: But you think he's a good parent when it comes

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Speaker 1: Of just coubo. What did you say?

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Speaker 4: You thought it was the drunk as you've ever seen me.

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Speaker 2: Easily, I reckon drunkers I've ever seen, and I've seen

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Speaker 4: Like you had to be dehydrated.

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Speaker 1: I had to be. Yeah, cial you were.

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Speaker 2: you must have been that dehydrated because I've never seen

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Speaker 3: You were drinking tequila and vodka, vodka, just.

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Speaker 4: Tequila, and then oh yeah, Martha was making like these

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Speaker 2: Everyone's done it. Everyone's made a mess of themselves in

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Speaker 3: He was physically tidy his anger issues with you and Jack.

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Speaker 2: You just couldn't reason with the bastard or just no,

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Speaker 1: I just couldn't let alone.

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Speaker 2: He just couldn't let I just couldn't.

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Speaker 4: Let you go.

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Speaker 3: In Jex's defense, you came home belligerent that day.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you've been you'd been hung over after two days

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Speaker 4: of drinking yourself. Yeah, you've been partying in Melbourne and

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Speaker 4: And then he didn't know.

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Speaker 3: You didn't you came and sat with us.

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Speaker 4: We were having lunchstairs and then at his own shoes,

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Speaker 3: And it was outside, wasn't.

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Speaker 1: Uncle, It was good. It's very good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Joey didn't He wasn't offering a whole heap, but

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Speaker 1: Were on our way to having one of the great days,

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Speaker 2: And I had a you know what, I started having

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Speaker 2: seven and Jack come up and he just sat next

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Speaker 2: don't know what you're doing, but like all your mates

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Speaker 4: I'm convinced, like I'm convinced now some of that because

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Speaker 4: I don't like go too hard too often, but I think, no, no,

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Speaker 4: I'm convinced that it's age. I think I'm starting to know.

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Speaker 4: But I'm starting to think that when I was younger,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you fell asleep in the bus step o,

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Speaker 2: Yeah that was and you spewed over the side of

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Speaker 2: I think Jack can. Jack can turn it on right

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Speaker 2: and then like just once a year, go like randomly

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Speaker 2: hard because like you'll come out Jack, but you won't like.

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Speaker 4: Like I'm not the type of person have like one

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Speaker 4: like I'm having a you'll have a crack I'm having.

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Speaker 2: And this year you haven't really had a crack at all.

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Speaker 2: And like, I reckon your liver just started to think

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Speaker 2: of callous on your liver to be fit so resilience.

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Speaker 2: I think his liver sort of reverted back to that

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Speaker 2: of a liver of a sixteen, sixteen year old boy,

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Speaker 2: and it just thought, maybe this is the turning of

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Speaker 2: a new leath, this is the healthy liver. And then

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Speaker 2: Jack just obliterated it with tequila and vodka.

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Speaker 3: That is actually true, man, that's well, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I just remember trying some uncle.

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Speaker 1: A tractor.

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Speaker 3: But Matt, he's Melbourne storm in the dressing room mainly

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Speaker 3: episode that he can barely remember. That was after he'd

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Speaker 4: Oh I don't know. There must have been someone injured

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Speaker 2: And what I will also say is Jack's partner, Jem,

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Speaker 4: I think I forgot. I genuinely think I forgot that

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Speaker 2: I thought that I thought, the only way I'm going

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Speaker 4: May me sound like a real tyrant, you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't a pleasant man.

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Speaker 1: Watched the ninety seven Grand Final with me as it

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we watched, and mate, yeah, and we have watched

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Speaker 2: about this is Coops. I remember we'd done this during

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Speaker 4: Death, and oh, I don't know about that.

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Speaker 1: She's talking you to death.

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Speaker 2: You and I had then, I had dad making my

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Speaker 4: Dead, and you have severely hungover, and.

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Speaker 2: I've hung hung as a horse.

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Speaker 1: Well, Triush, what's our story of what's our question for

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Speaker 3: Okay, if you guys can pop yourself into any music clip,

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Speaker 3: which would it be?

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Speaker 2: And why a music video?

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Speaker 3: Any music video?

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Speaker 2: There's not many good music videos anymore.

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Speaker 1: Studio one o one.

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Speaker 2: I heard I heard that they were in They were

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Speaker 2: filming basically just them on a bender. Is that right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, that would be the way to open it.

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Speaker 2: You ever meet Michael Hutchins in excess.

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't, Cubs, I never got to meet him,

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Speaker 1: so sort all the other boys. I met all the

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Speaker 1: other boys. Jack used to speak to Kerk Pengeli at

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Speaker 2: His son, he's with Lamee Bash the right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they're back.

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Speaker 2: Their child went to my school. Yeah yeah, a couple

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Speaker 3: I don't think they have a child together.

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Speaker 2: I might have been, Oh, maybe I'm opening up a candle.

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Speaker 2: That's just whoopers.

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Speaker 1: Another music I.

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Speaker 4: Went for Cobber Yeah, okay, I went for I went

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Speaker 4: for that that weird music video with David Bowie and

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Speaker 2: Is it dancing on the ceiling That was like rich

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a there's an episode of Family Guy that

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Speaker 2: There's a remember this guy's name. There's there used to

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Speaker 2: they'd play a three and a half minute No, he's

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Speaker 4: Austin powers, you know, he has and ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 2: It might be him. He kind of looks like he's

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Speaker 2: got like well, and i'll do it.

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Speaker 1: I'll do It's not that.

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Speaker 2: But the guy was dead when they kept doing it,

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Speaker 2: so his family had to write in, and the family

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Speaker 3: Do you know what? I don't think it is Burt

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Speaker 3: Backrat because he well, he was definitely live ten years

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Speaker 3: ago because we got invited to go and watch him, yeah,

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Speaker 3: at Singer's place, and we didn't. We couldn't go because

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Speaker 1: But well I loved what is cost us?

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Speaker 3: Thanks seventy this year. Soon.

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Speaker 2: Your brother is Uncle John.

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Speaker 3: Uncle John. Oh, he looks amazing.

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Speaker 2: Those people we've told him. There was an episode years

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Speaker 3: You're not allowed to talk about Uncle johns. Every time

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Speaker 3: I talk about him. I know you talk about him,

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Speaker 2: I don't give you Uncle John.

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Speaker 1: Uncle listened to the podcast people do?

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Speaker 2: Apparently people in the Goldie pulled him up all the

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Speaker 4: He's a Gold Coast surfer for context. Everyone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he lives out of the Goldie and he'll always

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Speaker 2: The other day, I was out there, bloody sixteen foot

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Speaker 2: I got barreled out there. He just lies straight through

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Speaker 1: Truth was standing there he said to Johnny said to me,

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Speaker 1: I did it the other I did it the other year.

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Speaker 1: john yeah, right that what about what about speed cameras?

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Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, I go past speed cameras And

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Speaker 1: if I think it's got me, I just do a

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Speaker 1: U turn and go back and smash. It fits right,

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Speaker 1: and Mark and said.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to get this.

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Speaker 2: We're too far going, we're.

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Speaker 1: Too far out of the track. We can't you turn.

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Speaker 3: My favorite one was when we went to visit him

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Speaker 1: Because one he said, you've got to move up here.

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Speaker 1: He said, mate, you do so well. He said, there

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Speaker 3: I'm going, are you freaking he's married? Yeah?

443
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Speaker 1: Anyway, catlong story short, we went out, me and John

444
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Speaker 1: and I did very well.

445
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Speaker 2: I found the bloke's name is all that family guy.

446
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Speaker 2: His name is Conway Twitty. You'd never would have He

447
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Speaker 2: was like, so niche ladies and gentlemen, mister Canwei Twitty.

448
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Speaker 3: I'm going have to google.

449
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Speaker 2: Anyone else got a music video?

450
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Speaker 3: Sure do? I? I want to be in the Offsprings

451
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Speaker 3: pretty fly for a white guy. It is the sexiest

452
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Speaker 3: piece of video clip I've ever seen in my life.

453
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Speaker 3: When the girls are shaking their little tushes around the pool.

454
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Speaker 1: That tight little talian As wouldn't go well.

455
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Speaker 3: There, I don't even know how to shake. I don't

456
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Speaker 3: really have.

457
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Speaker 4: Much to know. I didn't need to hear that.

458
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Speaker 2: I did not need to hear about my mom, referring

459
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Speaker 2: to her ass as a tight little Italians. What is

460
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Speaker 2: wrong with you?

461
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:13,960
Speaker 3: He's wrong with you?

462
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Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, guys, we're in the trust tree.

463
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Speaker 3: Trust you trusted broke a branch. Hey, what video do

464
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Speaker 3: you want to be in?

465
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Speaker 1: It's an easy one for me. The bangals walk like

466
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Speaker 1: an Egyptian. Oh those girls.

467
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Speaker 3: Oh, he's always loved the lead singer, the little brunette

468
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Speaker 3: Chicky awesome.

469
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Speaker 1: Not sure, but they were all jealous of her, apparently,

470
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Speaker 1: the other girls. She was a listen to podcast about it,

471
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Speaker 1: and yeah she was, Oh, yeah, she's good, she's And

472
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Speaker 1: what role.

473
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Speaker 3: Would you play?

474
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Speaker 1: Like?

475
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Speaker 3: You just walk across the stage during the Egyptian I'd.

476
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Speaker 1: Walk across like the local Letharia, just like like a

477
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Speaker 1: farah jab of the hut, you know. And I'm just

478
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Speaker 1: sort of around there and they're worshiping me like.

479
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Speaker 2: The disgusting fat slob you are.

480
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Speaker 1: Zeeing.

481
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Speaker 4: Actually, I've got a segment, just a short segment for

482
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Speaker 4: us today. I thought i'd chuck it in somewhere on

483
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Speaker 4: the podcast.

484
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Speaker 3: Okay, it just the place for it.

485
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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the one. I believe this is quite

486
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Speaker 4: age appropriate too, Unlike some of the other segments I've

487
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Speaker 4: done through the year. So there was a study done

488
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Speaker 4: at a Boston university right where they found they did

489
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Speaker 4: a study on twelve year old kids and how they

490
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Speaker 4: surpassed what their scores were in for three separate riddles

491
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Speaker 4: at different levels of intensity to see, like, so people

492
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Speaker 4: can compare themselves to a twelve year old that do riddles.

493
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Speaker 2: Okay, take pause for one second.

494
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Speaker 3: Anyone follow that three different levels of riddle, so one

495
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Speaker 3: would of complexity.

496
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Speaker 4: I would imagine, Yeah, so I've got three the three

497
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Speaker 4: here they go from hardest to easier, as easiest to hardest.

498
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Speaker 4: And I'll give you the score of the twelve year

499
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Speaker 4: olds on average, and you guys have to nominate which

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Speaker 4: one you want. So there's one that's eighty percent of

501
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Speaker 4: twelve year olds got it correct, there's one that's seventy

502
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Speaker 4: percent of twelve year olds got it correct, and there's

503
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Speaker 4: one that only twenty percent got it correct.

504
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Speaker 2: It's almost like, are you smarter than a twelve year

505
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Speaker 2: old for riddles?

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Speaker 3: I'd go to the middle one. I don't think I'm wonderful.

507
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Speaker 4: Twelve year olds are more on So you want to

508
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Speaker 4: go for the hardest one? Call for that is that personally,

509
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Speaker 4: So matthewill go last. Then Cooper said, you're going with

510
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Speaker 4: the easiest one.

511
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Speaker 3: Then yeah, I go easiest, okay, and I'll go middle.

512
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Speaker 2: So how many how many olds got easy?

513
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Speaker 4: Eighty percent of them got this one right? So only

514
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Speaker 4: if you can answer you're ready, No, it's.

515
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Speaker 1: Here we go.

516
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Speaker 4: I follow you by day and flee at night. I

517
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Speaker 4: copy your shape, I know your way. I already know

518
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Speaker 4: what is it?

519
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Speaker 1: Shadow?

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Speaker 4: Correct Cooper John's well done, ding ding?

521
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Speaker 2: What twenty percent of them didn't get at They're stupid

522
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Speaker 2: twelve year old?

523
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Speaker 4: Twelve year old?

524
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Speaker 3: To be fair, I was going to say the sun.

525
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Speaker 2: I hate twelve years.

526
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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, here we go, Tricia John's you get thee

527
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Speaker 4: So seventy percent here seventy This is the second hardest.

528
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Speaker 4: Seventy percent of twelve year olds answer correct you. I

529
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Speaker 4: guard many treasures, yet keep none of none for myself.

530
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,639
Speaker 4: I have keys that open everything, but locks that fit nothing.

531
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Speaker 4: My song is silent until you touch me. What am I?

532
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Speaker 1: Oh?

533
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:27,159
Speaker 3: I do not? So could you just repeat it one

534
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 3: more time? I'm sorry?

535
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Speaker 2: All good or good?

536
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,639
Speaker 4: I guard many treasures, yet keep none for myself. I

537
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,879
Speaker 4: have keys that open everything, but locks that fit nothing.

538
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 4: My song is silent until you touch me? What am I?

539
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 4: Twelve year old's got this?

540
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Speaker 1: True? God is just so easy? True?

541
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Speaker 2: You don't know boy?

542
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Speaker 3: Do you know cood?

543
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Speaker 4: No?

544
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Speaker 2: Not really?

545
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Speaker 3: No, Okay, I'm thinking like, where's your head at?

546
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Speaker 2: What do you think it? Because i'm music box I

547
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Speaker 2: was thinking vinyl player, yeah, something of that.

548
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 3: But key unlock. The key thing sort of threw me.

549
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Speaker 2: What do you think I think you say yeah, piano, Yeah,

550
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Speaker 2: say that, Matthews after you were playing Keyboardso.

551
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Speaker 4: That's you're good. I'm an idiot that's led in perfectly.

552
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 4: So Matt Yeah, has the hardest one. So only twenty

553
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Speaker 4: percent of twelve year olds were able to get this

554
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Speaker 4: next one Roll with Slaves people are cowenty percent people.

555
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Speaker 2: People have been commenting about how handsome you've been looking

556
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,919
Speaker 2: on the Partty lately. Blake requested for you to do

557
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 2: the whole party one day with your shirt off.

558
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Speaker 1: Well, you know the Bengals. The lead singer with the Bengals,

559
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Speaker 1: she actually let she actually got there. She used to

560
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Speaker 1: sing all the songs completely in the nude.

561
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Speaker 3: We heard that this morning, Jackie, Yes, right, yeah, because

562
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Speaker 3: because her manager or producer told her that Olivia Newton

563
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Speaker 3: John used to do it, which was a lie.

564
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Speaker 2: It was a pervert, which was a lie. And she

565
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Speaker 2: did it and she really hit the You know, it

566
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Speaker 2: would be bloody funny one day and we couldn't use

567
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Speaker 2: it like visually, but just for our own amusement, we

568
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Speaker 2: all did the Poddy naked.

569
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Speaker 3: No, I'm not comfortable.

570
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,679
Speaker 2: I'm real comfortable with that'd be funny. Maybe maybe we

571
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Speaker 2: have to do it, like maybe we do it on

572
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Speaker 2: one of our backstage episodes with a random guest and

573
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Speaker 2: we don't tell them.

574
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Speaker 3: Okay, what do they have to be new?

575
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Speaker 2: They don't have to be but me and Day will

576
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Speaker 2: just be new. Give them the option and we'll go like,

577
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Speaker 2: you know, when did you have your first?

578
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Speaker 1: What I do.

579
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Speaker 3: The rest of the podcast completely due No, how about

580
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Speaker 3: you doing it? Because then it'll be really off putting.

581
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Speaker 2: It'd be one of those ones where we we wouldn't

582
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Speaker 2: be able to use the vision. Probably sure, you know,

583
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Speaker 2: So we just do an audio.

584
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Speaker 3: Blurt bits out blue bit don't blues bits?

585
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Speaker 2: No?

586
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Speaker 1: Probably not?

587
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Speaker 4: Can I get back to the.

588
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Speaker 3: We do digress?

589
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Speaker 4: I forgot Okay, so Matthew, here you go. This is

590
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Speaker 4: the hardest one. Here. Telve year old's got it?

591
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Speaker 2: Here we go, I feel right now talking about Nate

592
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:56,399
Speaker 2: nudity when we're doing twelve year old riddle or something.

593
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 4: I flee when you advance and return when you stand still.

594
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 4: I divide two worlds without ever drawing a line. Sailors

595
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 4: chase me forever, yet never never move. What am I?

596
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 3: I know this one true?

597
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 1: Can reput it again? Just while Trush was talking about yeah,

598
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 1: I couldn't quite.

599
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 4: Get that, Okay, I flee when you advance and return

600
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 4: when you stand I divide two worlds without ever drawing

601
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 4: a line. Sailors chase me forever, Yet I never move?

602
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,400
Speaker 4: What am I?

603
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 2: Sailors chase me forever? What am I tell me?

604
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 3: When I'm allowed, I.

605
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 1: Would say the tide?

606
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 3: Can I answer? Well, he gave me, he answered, She's

607
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 3: allowed to answer if it's the horizon.

608
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 4: It is the horizon.

609
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Speaker 1: Oh, well done, Trush.

610
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Speaker 3: That's why I'm so excited. I couldn't get the easier.

611
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 4: The moment your half thought it, you just couldn't. You

612
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 4: couldn't stand still say it.

613
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 3: I just said I know it. I was excited.

614
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 2: You're yelling across the room, and who's jack to have

615
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 2: a crack after his belligerent performance.

616
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I wasn't yelling on now to Cooper, she

617
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 3: mo to me, mate, you shouldn't go walking around trying

618
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 3: to make enemies. Mate, let me tell you.

619
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Speaker 4: Yeah, getting called mate my mom, that's a that's a cover.

620
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Speaker 1: Yeah, old digger, can I kickligator?

621
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Speaker 2: We've got some stories from our week because I've got

622
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 2: a good little one that I want to bring up

623
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Speaker 2: with you. Dad. I haven't teared you up on this,

624
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 2: but at the Gulf Day last week I played that

625
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,360
Speaker 2: Greg Bird was there, former teammate of you, Dirty Birdie,

626
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 2: dirty bird Vocastrian Novocastrian boy from Maitland. But he used

627
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 2: to play Cronulla with you. He actually told he kept

628
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 2: retelling a story to me and Fletcher Sharp. He says

629
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 2: snock boy about his debut. He said that he was

630
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 2: on the piss all week. It was a semi final

631
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 2: against maybe the Dragons, and it was the game where

632
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 2: you broke your neck and then had to retire, and

633
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 2: he was on the bench. He'd been on the piss

634
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 2: all week with the reserve grade and they put him

635
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 2: on at five acre and he got me out of

636
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,400
Speaker 2: the match. Not relevant to the story. But he told

637
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 2: it six times, and I did by the end say, Bertie,

638
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 2: you have told me that six times. It's getting annoying.

639
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 2: Shout out to Bertie, another beligerent drunk just like Jack.

640
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 2: But Bertie was telling me and he said, ask your

641
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 2: dad about this. Apparently in back in the day, you

642
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 2: got knocked out bad one day at Cranulla and the

643
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 2: physio Tony Au came on the field and the typical

644
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 2: question back then was do you know where you are? Matt,

645
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 2: And apparently you said back to Tony while you were really thinking,

646
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 2: you started singing, I'm the copa cob Is that true?

647
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 1: Well, I can't remember Tony Au and all that. After

648
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,959
Speaker 1: the gap, mate, when I sort of come through absolutely prisoners,

649
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: I was laughing. They said, we came out and mate,

650
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 1: maybe you know here it's okay anyware the colper copper cabaner.

651
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 1: The other straight thing about back in those days, it

652
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Speaker 1: was like there was no concussion test. It was like

653
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Speaker 1: sweet mate.

654
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 2: It was just the old like where are you? What

655
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Speaker 2: day is it? And then if you get answer that

656
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 2: and set back out there.

657
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: And because I said the copa cabana and hit the

658
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Speaker 1: right note, Bill Harrigan was standing there. Apparently he was pissing.

659
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Speaker 2: No way. So even in your even back then, Dad,

660
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 2: you were always I would say, entertaining.

661
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: I'm an entertainer. Everyone I'm concussed.

662
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 3: That's the only way we actually stayed together through his humor.

663
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Speaker 2: Do you reckon?

664
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Speaker 3: Yeah? When I cracked the shits, he managed to turn

665
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 3: things to me.

666
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 2: He's a great he's one of the great manipulators. You

667
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 2: came and you played a situation to benefit your talk

668
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 2: about the book.

669
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 3: Oh what about the time that you did hurt your

670
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 3: neck and then you ended up?

671
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 2: She can't tell us, she can't tell a joke.

672
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 4: She can bring a story out of nowhere and with

673
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 4: no timing whatsoever.

674
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 3: I see, these are my special qualities. Remember the time

675
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 3: you did hurt your neck, that was your last game

676
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 3: and they took you into the dressing room and they

677
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 3: called me down. I was like, oh no, mid beer

678
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 3: god German walking going down And you sort of came

679
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 3: to and you had the pastor praying over you.

680
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 1: It was a terrific bloke, the past but he had

681
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: him and Jason Stevens both had their hands on me praying.

682
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 2: Why was Jason Stephens praying?

683
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 3: Because he was Christian because he's a Christian.

684
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 2: But was he wasn't he playing?

685
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: No? No, he was out injured. So I work out,

686
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: like came through and they're standing out the top of

687
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: their hands on me. I said, fellas, please please, just

688
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 1: you give me. You're starting to spook me here.

689
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 3: Well, dinners, they were doing it.

690
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 2: I'm like, last he was dead.

691
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't looking good.

692
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 2: It wasn't looking good.

693
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: Bro.

694
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 2: Anyone else got anything from that week?

695
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 3: Yeah? We had pretty well eye let me rephrase it.

696
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 3: I had a pretty massive weekend in the house Thursday

697
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 3: night drinks, Friday night drinks, Saturday lunch and then obviously

698
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 3: Grand Final. We had a heap of people over. I

699
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 3: got text messages from Sun number one Friday night. Yeah,

700
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 3: Friday night, nine thirteen, text message.

701
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 2: He's a really pumping jack did have can you.

702
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 3: Girls be more quiet? Second?

703
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,959
Speaker 4: Was I I was I was being I think I

704
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 4: was being quite.

705
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. This was Friday night at nine thirteen.

706
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 3: I was a weekend.

707
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 4: As I said, I was up early running the next

708
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 4: morning and that was the next text, that's your decision.

709
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 3: I'm up early and trying to sleep. So that and

710
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 3: then you know, we did put the music down because

711
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 3: the other girls after I'd.

712
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 4: Gone to the BOTTLEO for you and got a couple

713
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 4: of bottles of champagne.

714
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 3: A couple more bottles of champagne. What did you think

715
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 3: was going to happen?

716
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, I was on Salor.

717
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, we went for sale.

718
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 2: Who are you with? On Friday night?

719
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 3: Bourne and Tash right.

720
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: Control. Tash was over was three or.

721
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 4: Four days in a row. She basically lived here the.

722
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 2: Last four I'll tell you she can you had Tash

723
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 2: over three or four days and then Dad had his

724
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 2: mate party, Marty who lives two doors up party. Marty

725
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 2: was here three of the four days.

726
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 3: As well well, and then jumped to Sunday night after

727
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 3: the Grand Final.

728
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: Awesome.

729
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, at eleven fifty two perm on

730
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 3: a public holiday Sunday night, I get and Matt was

731
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 3: in on this one too. He sent it to both

732
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 3: of us. This is from Jack again. Text number one,

733
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 3: please turn the music down. Text number two. A little

734
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 3: bit later, me and Jim's room is shaking, yeah, text

735
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 3: number three, we just want to sleep. And then we

736
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 3: worked out that way. It wasn't the music that was

737
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 3: the real problem was the microphone we had.

738
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 4: They have a karaoke mission, right, and that was fine.

739
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 4: They could be as loud as they wanted. With that,

740
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 4: I didn't really care. What was really affecting us was

741
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 4: even we're putting a pillow over our head. Whoever was singing,

742
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 4: like the voice that was going through the speaker, it

743
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 4: was reverberating throughout all the like the wooden walls of

744
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 4: the house, and like our room was shaking.

745
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 3: Just to our walls up.

746
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 4: Honestly, they be concrete.

747
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 2: It was Grand Final day exactly.

748
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 3: Come on, it was a big weekend.

749
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 2: And and and I'll back you on the Friday night

750
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 2: one because you like you're run on the next day

751
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 2: in that. But Sunday, you know, you after you're trying

752
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 2: to fight me and Dad the night before. It's one

753
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 2: of those things. Yeah, I reckon, I'm one hundred percent

754
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 2: with you.

755
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 3: I've also got a nasti email you got sent Matt.

756
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 4: Oh.

757
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wake up Monday after the Grand Final and

758
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 3: this woman Anita calling herself the long suffering fan seeking

759
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 3: unbiased commentary sens. Dear mister John's. Now that the Grand

760
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 3: Final is over and the Broncos have received their well

761
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 3: earned prize of prizes. I'd love it if you publicly

762
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 3: eat a piece of Humble Buy and reflect on your

763
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 3: failings as non biased commentator of the game an NRL

764
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 3: expert both in quotestion marks. You have shown yourself to

765
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,719
Speaker 3: be neither. Oh, you have failed on both counts. Shame

766
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 3: on you for being inherently unable to cast a view

767
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 3: that is anything but openly anti Queensland. What was your

768
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 3: prediction again? Question mark? Question mark question mark? I'm like,

769
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 3: who the freaking hell is this woman and where is

770
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 3: she basing this anyway?

771
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 4: You?

772
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 3: And then she brings in Joe, your dickhead brother. I

773
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 3: need to go home and have a big think about

774
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 3: your behavior and how it impacts viewers in the fans,

775
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,399
Speaker 3: because that would because what would NRL be like without

776
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 3: Queensland participation? A less again? What is she saying?

777
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: Like?

778
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 3: You actually get accused of the total opposite being too

779
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 3: pro queens that so I sent Anita a.

780
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 4: Little Jordan Ricky Burner.

781
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 3: And I freaking love it, Like never hear back from

782
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 3: these people when you when you actually point out to them.

783
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 3: I said, dear Anita, I'm not sure if you've been

784
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 3: drinking and felt compelled to send your misinformed email or

785
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 3: just completely ignorant, perhaps both. On the contrary, Matthew gets

786
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 3: accused of being pro queens Land, so I'm quite confused

787
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,320
Speaker 3: as to what your possible sources might be. In fact,

788
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 3: if you go back to the start of the year,

789
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 3: you'd say that matt actually predicted the Broncos as potential

790
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 3: premiers under the new coach.

791
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 1: My first ever prediction of the year was that it'd

792
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 1: be that Broncos were in the.

793
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 3: Comp pointed, yeah, because I thought, yeah, fat's us anyway, Fats,

794
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 3: that's us? Fat chance either of that was a bit

795
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 3: of lie. Yeah, And then I continued, and if you're

796
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 3: able to take your mind back to twenty twenty three,

797
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 3: you'd know that Matthew and his brother actually had a

798
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 3: public falling out after matt voiced his opinion that the

799
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 3: Queensland State of Origin team were the better team and

800
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 3: knew what they stood for. So go away and think

801
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 3: about your comments, and heaven forbid should you actually do

802
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 3: any research and know what the hell you are talking about?

803
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 3: And then I finished it farewell, meaning beat it, sister, bitch,

804
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 3: messed with the.

805
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 2: Bull, get the horniness, pull the tiger, sorry, pull the tile.

806
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,240
Speaker 1: Get the whole Tiger.

807
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 3: I think she had been drinking because it was a

808
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 3: late night text. Everybody knows message. You don't send messages

809
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 3: when you've.

810
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: Been Anita would have woke up and be horrified. Anita,

811
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 1: no dramas. It's okay.

812
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:04,399
Speaker 2: I forgive you, Anita. I tell you what you need

813
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 2: to get a life? Anita, you I need a life,

814
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 2: all right. If you ever email my mum again on

815
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 2: her person or email, I'll personally send belligerent Jack up

816
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 2: to your place and let me tell you something. That

817
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 2: bloke or burn that house is a ground. Let's hope

818
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 2: he does that.

819
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

820
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 2: No, I'm serious because nothing gets me angrier than people

821
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 2: doing that ship and.

822
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 3: Even if, especially when it's incorrect. She's just pulled that

823
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 3: out of our arms.

824
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 2: And let me tell you something. With those family we

825
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 2: are we are unbiased, all right. We love Queenslanders, we

826
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 2: love you so much. We love people from Victoria, Tasmania.

827
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 2: We're not massive on I love.

828
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 3: I love Tasmania, right, such an innocent people.

829
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 4: Western Australia is growing on us.

830
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:54,720
Speaker 1: I suppose y yeah, those Quakers even Adelaide South Australians. Yeah, yeah, okay,

831
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: you've got a quiz free settlers.

832
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 2: I've got some stuff. Yeah. Does anyone else have anything

833
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 2: from the week or dad you've done?

834
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: You know? I had something, but it's sort of a

835
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: bit of a sad story, so let's move happy podcast.

836
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:09,359
Speaker 2: I was so sad about it.

837
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 1: Oh. I listened to the column to your radio show

838
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 1: today and they had to which was riveting about. Her

839
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: name was Loretta Line. We should publisher give the book

840
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: a wrap. It's called traffic called unbroken h something like

841
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: the story of human trafficking. Yeah, and she talks about it,

842
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 1: and I just sort of think in this podcast of

843
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: the name, because we sort of moved maneuver down a

844
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: fun path. I don't want to take it back ye

845
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:34,760
Speaker 1: another time.

846
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 2: But to let people know what it's like, it's kind

847
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 2: of it's basically it's almost like the plot of taken

848
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 2: exactly literally like putting your you know, someone inviting you somewhere.

849
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 2: And it was a good message from it, like because

850
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 2: a lot of girls, I know, even on the northern beaches,

851
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 2: get like offered by I suppose like rich people to

852
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,800
Speaker 2: get flown places. Oh Jesus and dangerous.

853
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

854
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 2: She sort of emphasized the message like don't do it

855
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 2: because you don't unless you know people, it's hard to trust.

856
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: During the walking towards she was sitting in disputed territory

857
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: Kossovo and was walking down the street, had a hood

858
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 1: put over her head and was taken crazy.

859
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't I suppose she's fragile. Look like Australia has

860
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 2: some bad stuff that happened in it. But like some

861
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 2: of those countries overseas, like I can't even I can't.

862
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 2: I would just never even imagine that sort of thing

863
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 2: to happen.

864
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 3: We imagine being a woman.

865
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: Count don't know. Those people have been so much struggle there.

866
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: They are the nicest people. When we went to Bosnia,

867
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 1: Brian and I I was like mate house because you're

868
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: unf me, you know, the history would be unfamiliar with

869
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: the culture at the time, and I'm sort of not

870
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,720
Speaker 1: proud to say that I had my wallet like down

871
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 1: in pants. And then after a while I made these

872
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 1: are the nicest people. Nice. But I remember me and

873
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 1: Brian were sitting on a plane, sitting on it, sorry,

874
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: sitting on the train, were going from Sarajeva Mosta, and

875
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 1: there was a very young boy, his grandmother and his

876
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: mother all sitting there together. Anyway, we just or to

877
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 1: ask one or two things. They are really quite at

878
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: first and really opened up. And the little boy I

879
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 1: gave him the sailors how I bought in venice?

880
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,280
Speaker 2: Yes, I gave him that.

881
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:14,439
Speaker 1: Creepy head lice and yeah, yeah, absolutely littered with head lice.

882
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: And the mother she said to Brian and I, she said,

883
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 1: do you know he's been sitting there just watching and

884
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 1: listening to your people. He's never seen two people like

885
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: this before.

886
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 3: And when she bade alcoholics, were you drinking at the

887
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 3: time on the train.

888
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 1: Because we couldn't drink?

889
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 3: You just must have been so animated as you are together.

890
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do have a little quiz.

891
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 1: You know what that was? That we put a positive

892
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 1: twist on a horrible story.

893
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, what we do half fully?

894
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:58,760
Speaker 2: Even this crazy world, we find light in the darkness

895
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 2: when the darkness completely takes over.

896
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 4: What are we a riddle one horizon?

897
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 2: Anyway, we know this game, We've been playing it for

898
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 2: the last few weeks. I'll give you a you bid

899
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 2: on the category how many things you can get? And

900
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 2: then you go, mad Am.

901
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 3: I doing that joke after this because I have to

902
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 3: sign myself up.

903
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, after this, people, the joke is coming, and believe me,

904
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 1: this will be You've.

905
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,959
Speaker 3: Never heard things like this out of my mouth.

906
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: Joe, Sure you have.

907
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 2: What a great tease? Okay, first category is shoe brands. Okay,

908
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 2: in a minute.

909
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 1: Ten, I'll go, I'll go eleven.

910
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 3: I'm going to stay out of this one.

911
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 2: I'm not amazing, Jack, But do you want to go

912
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 2: over the top of Matthew? I'll go.

913
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 1: Twelve to yours joke twelve. Negotiate you.

914
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:56,800
Speaker 4: Okay, keep on you mate, through two tracks, Joe, Nike

915
00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 4: rebook sketches out of Dart.

916
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: Real sorry asex.

917
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 5: Ah, new balance, Ah, Jesus and getting limited already taken

918
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 5: the sporting round type or just the brand.

919
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 2: Anyone that does shoes think a bit more classy? Jack?

920
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 1: Yeah?

921
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 4: Sorry, go on? Why is my brain so fuzzled with

922
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 4: this because.

923
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 2: You drink on the weekend?

924
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 4: But I have as uh haveas uh converse ugly shoe

925
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 4: in the world. Uh yeasy, I'll give you that. I

926
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 4: just thought ugliest Croc to La Costa have shoes.

927
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 2: Four three two?

928
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 4: I can't think of why it was eleven.

929
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, brothel Croupers, yeah yeah, let myself down.

930
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 2: I'm sure Crocs will be really stoked with that branding.

931
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 2: True Ugly is sure live potential.

932
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 3: Sponsored tru think No, I don't think so. I wouldn't

933
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 3: allow that.

934
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 2: I like crocs. Yeah, come on, man, man, I have rules.

935
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 2: You don't get the style.

936
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:22,399
Speaker 1: Bro.

937
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 2: Look at you over there wearing your Michael Jackson jeans

938
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:25,919
Speaker 2: with like, excuse.

939
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 3: Me, like these are little French handmade shoes that I've

940
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 3: had for four years, and.

941
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,359
Speaker 1: You look like you defluffed a poodle and put them

942
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 1: into that looked like a tiner fist. That's what else

943
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: we got?

944
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 3: Cood Next category, Jack's minus one.

945
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jacks mineus one.

946
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 3: Okay, she said, yeah, well I'm the only one ever

947
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 3: achieved minus one before apparently.

948
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 2: Okay, ready names for your spouse.

949
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 1: Oh, sen, okay eleven.

950
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:55,399
Speaker 4: I'm I'm out of this one.

951
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 2: Here we go. This is I like this to you?

952
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 2: Two go at each other? What are you at?

953
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: Eleven? Twelve, thirteen?

954
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 2: It's yours?

955
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,399
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm let to wear right?

956
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 2: Oh jesus, I suppose I suppose you could just remember.

957
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,799
Speaker 3: There might be kids in the cat How many am

958
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 3: I did?

959
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,320
Speaker 2: I just been fourteen?

960
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,919
Speaker 1: I'll be good, kid, said the sea word that she.

961
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 2: Does call that.

962
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,280
Speaker 3: Well, can I okay, can I just get that given

963
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 3: to me without having to say it, because Oise, it's

964
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 3: just I don't think I sacrifice, and I'll sacrifice five

965
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 3: seconds right off the top.

966
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 2: I don't think you should ever call your spouse the

967
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,840
Speaker 2: sea words. I'm not going to allow it. It's stuff

968
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 2: that like, that's almost okay.

969
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:40,439
Speaker 1: Let's go there laying the rules.

970
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 2: Dan, listen to the rolls, you know, if you're going

971
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 2: to do it seriously.

972
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 3: If I'm not offended, no one else should be.

973
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 2: Three two, one.

974
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 3: Honey, baby, little veggie, pooky pooky pie, ghost asshole.

975
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 2: Ghost ghost assholes I've called.

976
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 1: You just have one word or two ghost.

977
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 3: And seven Ma Marie, which is my husband in French

978
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 3: husband Hobby Matt Matthew.

979
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 2: No, I'm not allowing his name.

980
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 3: It's like I came up to eleven, then ten, I'm eleven.

981
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 2: I'm counting monster.

982
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: What now.

983
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 2: Freak fifteen seconds? My god, I'm not allowing allow.

984
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:43,720
Speaker 3: That, sweetie pie. One more pumpkin, pumpkin patch.

985
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: I haven't heard even.

986
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 3: And I gave you fifteen.

987
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 1: Actually was I haven't heard a quarter of those that

988
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 1: they think that.

989
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 3: My little pump Well, that's okay because I gave you

990
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 3: fifteen and I've been fourteen, my little pumpkin.

991
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 1: Patch, I've never heard You've never called me that. You've

992
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,240
Speaker 1: never called me ghost.

993
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 3: No, I more probably referred to you as ghosts more

994
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 3: than what just not around ghost?

995
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

996
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,720
Speaker 3: Not around like you're around, but you're not here, absent.

997
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never heard that, so I'm sorry that doesn't.

998
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 2: I was thinking like ghosts in spirit because he consumes

999
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 2: so many spirits.

1000
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 4: That's what about monster?

1001
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 3: I have absolutely called you a monster.

1002
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 2: You missed out a lot of obviously, like darling, honey.

1003
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 3: I don't really call him darlin, but you called him.

1004
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 2: Know how you got him ghost to a monster? Or

1005
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 2: you tried to pass you miss tripod?

1006
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, darling, open to interpretations someone you all right?

1007
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 2: Last one?

1008
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 3: What I didn't say.

1009
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: That I think you did. Baby your mouth out.

1010
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 2: And this is thirty thirty, your wedding anniversary coming up.

1011
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 3: I know we do. We have to plan something.

1012
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:03,959
Speaker 1: I get at the bars in averted Commas celebration.

1013
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 2: We'll play the funeral for you.

1014
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 3: About that, I shouldn't say that life is fragile.

1015
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 2: Life is a fragile thing, Okay, I agree. Things that

1016
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 2: smell bad. Five eight five eight, Dad used to play

1017
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 2: that position.

1018
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 1: I'll do ten mission, okay, I'll go eleven, twelve, okay, Jesus.

1019
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:34,919
Speaker 2: For uses to let anyone. Okay, what did you say?

1020
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: Truth?

1021
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 3: Twelve?

1022
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: Can I do this?

1023
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 4: Thirteen?

1024
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 2: Even about out?

1025
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:38,439
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1026
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 3: Okay, you go much.

1027
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 4: I was trying to again.

1028
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 3: Okay, what was the category things that smell bad?

1029
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 2: It is things that smell bad? And I'm going to

1030
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 2: just give you a couple more seconds just to buy

1031
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,839
Speaker 2: some time on you, okay, And then you.

1032
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: Can't say truth is as okay.

1033
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:58,919
Speaker 3: Well, they've got to be things that give smell.

1034
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:03,280
Speaker 1: Right, let me tell you, don't worry. We've we've smelled

1035
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: a bit of that organized okay, ready as in organist

1036
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:08,280
Speaker 1: in the piano.

1037
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 2: Not that alright, I am the and okay, Jack ready

1038
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:12,839
Speaker 2: to one thing?

1039
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:14,240
Speaker 4: Cheese?

1040
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 2: Uh, toilet a.

1041
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 4: Rotten food, rotten eggs or eggs.

1042
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 1: Let's go with garbage.

1043
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 4: Bins on hot day, sewage, sewage, spoiled fish, decaying meat,

1044
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 4: burnt hair is horrendous. Wet wet dog smell. I don't

1045
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 4: like that smell.

1046
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 2: Try that thing, moldy.

1047
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 4: Towels, cigarette smell. I want to be fantasygarettes smell.

1048
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 2: Sewage more ship, smell.

1049
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 4: Those weird sulfur springs in.

1050
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 1: Like like Budapest and stuff like that.

1051
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 4: You know those weird springs springs.

1052
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, and give me one more just for you go

1053
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 2: feet feet he.

1054
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 3: Said ship when he got made the mistake and shot

1055
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 3: stinks smells bad, right, so he actually gave you.

1056
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: Fifty what we're just leaving your space to pick.

1057
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 2: Do you did you like? Do you get like? Do

1058
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 2: you get hard off? Interrupting and taking over a segment,

1059
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 2: an innocent segment.

1060
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 1: She's okay, she's excited.

1061
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 2: You're very excited today. And tell you a little mate

1062
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,800
Speaker 2: that's on your lip, Well.

1063
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 1: It's going to start talking. Maybe that's the thing that's talking. Okay,

1064
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:48,240
Speaker 1: are we ready for the joke? The Are we ready?

1065
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: Are we ready for the jocos to come? Go on?

1066
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 3: Give Okay, it's everyone else finish, because this is.

1067
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 4: Just the finishes.

1068
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,320
Speaker 2: There's nothing after this, do you.

1069
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,919
Speaker 3: There will be nothing to say glanced down.

1070
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: I've got to remember it now, guys, this is the

1071
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: Willie Nelson's Willie Nelson joke. Patricia going to change.

1072
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 3: Their name to just just remember I've been forced to

1073
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 3: do this.

1074
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: This is like you had to move. Change the name

1075
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 1: to suit our part of the world. Here we go. Okay,

1076
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 1: clip it, people.

1077
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 3: Clip it. What's the worst possible thing to hear when

1078
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 3: you're going down?

1079
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 4: The joke said by one Patricia Johns has been canceled

1080
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 4: by the podcast authority due to inappropriate use.

1081
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 2: Of the English language.

1082
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:41,240
Speaker 3: May God have mercy on her soul.

1083
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,320
Speaker 1: Next week doing Richie joke the Broncos.

1084
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,439
Speaker 4: That way, we won't get any better.

1085
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 2: You might get too much.

1086
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 4: Oh take us out, get better than that.

1087
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so you got Thanks for joining us. Another

1088
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 2: week of the fa only potty and just thanks for

1089
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 2: everyone for you continued support. We couldn't do it without you,

1090
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 2: and we keep in going.

1091
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 3: People are think are thinking that we're stopping over.

1092
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 2: We don't stop. Our work rate continue second to none,

1093
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,240
Speaker 2: second to none. We will keep giving you, guys, excellent content.

1094
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 4: Have we got on Monday?

1095
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 2: This is what we do for the Backstage podcast. We've

1096
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 2: got Dylan Walker, one of the great ball players of

1097
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 2: our game and one of the great blokes, a great

1098
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 2: bloody character. We only get good characters on this potty,

1099
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 2: all right, So have a good time, have a good week,

1100
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 2: and feed your kids.

1101
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 1: No check on your early neighbors, make sure there's water,

1102
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: few pets there. We go start