Speaker 1: All right, We're ready.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, hello Young, Hello Yong.
Speaker 1: It is Show and Tell Time. It's mel Land, It's Monty.
Speaker 2: You sound like you're in a good mood.
Speaker 1: Oh you Literally before we turn on the mics, I
Speaker 1: was crying and then we turn them on and I'm like, boo, hello,
Speaker 1: oh I know, oh so funny, you know what, because
Speaker 1: we're like Perry is realm Like now you messaged me
Speaker 1: before we recorded and you're like started beating record and
Speaker 1: You're like, got my period. It's gonna be a.
Speaker 2: Fun with my energy is going to be top notch.
Speaker 2: We've talked about this before, but I think we're both
Speaker 2: very early because we're not really getting physical stuff yet.
Speaker 2: The psychological shit fuck.
Speaker 1: The psychological so real because people are like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: cycles regular. I'm like, yeah, they're regular. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: don't have but I don't have yet, night sweats, I
Speaker 1: don't have drive, a job, which is your worst tart man.
Speaker 1: Like certain physical things like that I don't have, but
Speaker 1: the psychological side of it, and I'm just like this,
Speaker 1: i feel like I'm not me. Yeah, that's what it
Speaker 1: feels like. And I also take medication for anxiety and
Speaker 1: depression and it takes the highs away and it takes
Speaker 1: the lows away. Yeah, but I've been on it for
Speaker 1: so many years, and I'm very conscious of what's what
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean of going? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: well this is my benchmarks for low. Like I don't
Speaker 1: get really low, but I also don't feel the huge
Speaker 1: amounts of high. But I could feel joy where at
Speaker 1: the moment I feel joyless.
Speaker 2: You know what it's almost like as well. I think
Speaker 2: this time in our lives with like that, it's you know, unpredictable.
Speaker 2: The hormones are fluctuating and stuff. I'll just speak for myself,
Speaker 2: but like it's like I ovulate and then the two
Speaker 2: weeks after that is like a downwood. I'm on a
Speaker 2: slippery dip into hell. Right, I get my period. Maybe
Speaker 2: there's a bit of relief for that week, but you know,
Speaker 2: you generally feel a bit shitty when you got your
Speaker 2: period that week in between sort of the time that
Speaker 2: I've finished my period and I'm going to start to ovulate.
Speaker 2: It's like one week a month. Yeah that I feel.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, and you just so you feel a
Speaker 1: bit ripped off, Yeah, okay, oh here we going in Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm always shocked because I don't try. I only
Speaker 1: this month started tracking my period because I've gone to
Speaker 1: a hormone specialist who you put me onto. You said,
Speaker 1: get a blood test at day twenty one. So I've
Speaker 1: had to track because every month I'm shocked when my
Speaker 1: period comes because the week before I'm a raging, fucking bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm so irritable, grumpy, my migraines. But I'm always shocked
Speaker 1: when my period comes. I'm like, ah, that's why, so weird.
Speaker 1: That was such a weirdo.
Speaker 2: But you know, I think this is the case with
Speaker 2: both of us too, that your estrogen was high. I
Speaker 2: had started with the estrogen gel and whatever, but then
Speaker 2: I had blood work done in that phase sort of
Speaker 2: a few days before my period was due, and she's like,
Speaker 2: your estrogen is way too high, so I've got to
Speaker 2: stop that. But the issue is that there's potentially not
Speaker 2: enough progesterone, so it's like balancing the hormone. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: so to get it right, to get the balance right,
Speaker 2: But how hard is that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's like getting your ADHD medication amount right.
Speaker 1: It's like your trial and error.
Speaker 2: And that's the added thing it's like that doesn't feel
Speaker 2: like it's working either. It's like everything yeah, like just
Speaker 2: I think because everything's out of balance. Yes, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: just this chaotic energy. I think we're all feeling and
Speaker 2: it's a time of our lives that is really difficult
Speaker 2: to be feeling that because we've got kids that we
Speaker 2: need to you know, manage and do shit for. We've
Speaker 2: got like other stuff we've got to do, work, whatever,
Speaker 2: and it's like, fuck, this is not good timing. It's
Speaker 2: like they start to fuck you in the worst time
Speaker 2: that you can be for they're gone in dry.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I feel like that our generation, Like I
Speaker 1: was walking with a girlfriend the other day and he said,
Speaker 1: I feel like like our mum's clearly all went through this,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't. It just wasn't spoken about that much.
Speaker 1: Just feel like they just got on with shit. But
Speaker 1: also they had kids younger, so when they were perry
Speaker 1: or going through metopause, they had adult kids, where I've
Speaker 1: still got I've got a three year old, you know,
Speaker 1: like I'm so fucking in the thick of it, and
Speaker 1: I'm definitely going through something. And I spoke to other
Speaker 1: friends the other day and it was so it's so
Speaker 1: nice when you share in a really authentic way, like
Speaker 1: I think as adhd As, we can overshare sometimes and
Speaker 1: it's actually not authentic, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like trying to connect almost desperately. Where this we
Speaker 1: just sat we did a polates class together and we
Speaker 1: were just chatting and one of my mates, who I
Speaker 1: would never in a million years almost think she would
Speaker 1: have a bad day, like she's like that. But she
Speaker 1: said how she is a surfer and she was out
Speaker 1: and how this year's been difficult for her and she
Speaker 1: went out, she was on her board, no one else
Speaker 1: is around, Wales were jumping in the background because we're environed,
Speaker 1: and she said she didn't feel an ounce of joy.
Speaker 1: It's like when you're looking at the joy and you
Speaker 1: can't feel it. Yeah, And she's like, that's just so
Speaker 1: not me. And then another friend was saying, yeah, exactly
Speaker 1: the same for her. How it sex strives really low,
Speaker 1: and we're like, this is fucking Perry, ladies, this is Perry.
Speaker 2: It is so unfair, and everyone talks about it like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's all exploding now. I think it's just women sort
Speaker 2: of suffered in silence for so long I agree.
Speaker 1: That's why my grandmothers, they all there's no way that
Speaker 1: this is a new thing. It is just that we
Speaker 1: are so much more open and going. I feel really terrible.
Speaker 1: I feel out of control, terrible. Yes, it's such an
Speaker 1: awful feeling because you can't do like a journal. Like
Speaker 1: I was telling you, you're like, imagine somebody where you
Speaker 1: fucking oh, it is the rambling of a mad like
Speaker 1: mad now, it's insane. I just get like, and I
Speaker 1: wholeheartedly think it's a great idea for everyone to do.
Speaker 1: I know it's so annoying when people say and meditate
Speaker 1: and fucking journal, But I do three packing I've told
Speaker 1: you before, just three pages of consciousness. And half the
Speaker 1: time I'm like, I don't really know what to write now, oh,
Speaker 1: like literally any thought in my mind. I just write.
Speaker 1: But at the end of it, I make myself do
Speaker 1: three things I'm grateful for. And sometimes it is literally
Speaker 1: I'm grateful for the cup of tea I'm drinking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's like, but I've still got to feel some
Speaker 1: form of joy. Yeah, you know what, it makes you
Speaker 1: force it a little bit, even though it's so minute,
Speaker 1: But it might be like grateful the sun's out today,
Speaker 1: and then I'll write it and then I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: but fucking try and feel it. So all pause for
Speaker 1: one second. It takes ten minutes out of my day,
Speaker 1: but it does make a difference for me because I'm
Speaker 1: so in such a fucked head space. I can't talk
Speaker 1: like this to people all the time. Yeah, So draining
Speaker 1: where that journal is like just getting it all out.
Speaker 2: I'll keep doing it. I would just be like burning
Speaker 2: that ship.
Speaker 1: Afterwards, I just rip out the pages and chuck them
Speaker 1: in the bin.
Speaker 2: Fuck, no, don't chuck them in the bin. Anyone could
Speaker 2: read that.
Speaker 1: I read them, so I remember, You're like, I'll stick
Speaker 1: yours back together.
Speaker 2: I would I would, you know what, I wouldn't even
Speaker 2: trust burning it. I'd like eat it and then.
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 2: So terrified. Oh my god, imagine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you got you get really honest. Like some
Speaker 1: days I'm like why the sam like yeah, I know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm jealous. So and so today they're so like the thoughts.
Speaker 2: Do you know what it is? They're childish. They're like
Speaker 2: when we were kids, when you see a toddler, you're
Speaker 2: out of you feel out of control of your emotions.
Speaker 2: In the same way as Toddler is. I want that.
Speaker 2: I don't want that. That's how you feel, but you're
Speaker 2: cognizant enough to realize that that's how you're acting, and
Speaker 2: you fucking hate yourself for it. Yeah, blame it on
Speaker 2: the hormones.
Speaker 1: It's not our fault. It's not our fold at all.
Speaker 1: To a lot to note. I did go to Pilati
Speaker 1: this morning and listen to John farn And the whole
Speaker 1: way there greatest hits.
Speaker 2: Having a bit of a John Farnam renaissance as well.
Speaker 2: Oh are you really that song burned for you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I put that on at the end.
Speaker 1: He wrote it for his wife, you know.
Speaker 2: I mean to say, after that long I burned for
Speaker 2: you for you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he did write it, probably forty years ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know maybe it was a makeup. No,
Speaker 2: I shouldn't say that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well there were always rumors, weren't there, with a
Speaker 1: kind of It's.
Speaker 2: Like bon Jovi that song always or whatever. He wrote
Speaker 2: that as an apology because he fucked someone else.
Speaker 1: Like, oh god, I had a friend who whenever he
Speaker 1: would suck it, he didn't fuck somebody else, but when
Speaker 1: he would fuck up, like say, I was going to
Speaker 1: do something or didn't do it. He would always take
Speaker 1: her to get a massage or buy a typically a
Speaker 1: piece of so whenever they'd be somewhere with us and
Speaker 1: then they go, we're going for a massage. To'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's up, he's done something wrong. Yeah, we knew, we'd
Speaker 1: always it was so typical and all of us knew. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like Jess fucked up a lot. Doesn't he get a
Speaker 1: lot of massage directly? But I just was, and that
Speaker 1: is a bit of my joy for today. I turned
Speaker 1: up pressure down. I just fucking jammed out to pressure down.
Speaker 1: And if you put on his greatest hits, it's just
Speaker 1: fucking one after the other.
Speaker 2: Of anpickness, too strong hearts. Oh not a fan of
Speaker 2: chain reaction. I gotta say it. Didn't like that, but
Speaker 2: oh my god, yeah, pressure down. You're the voice.
Speaker 1: Oh what else did I? Yeah? Too strong huts. We
Speaker 1: stick together like the Urnie.
Speaker 2: And I know it's not necessarily John Farnam. I know
Speaker 2: it's a little river band, but playing to win, I
Speaker 2: don't know that. Yes, you do know it. I inserted
Speaker 2: in here so everyone can hear it.
Speaker 1: But you do know what you don't see it hate it. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know that one, but I wish you had a sun.
Speaker 2: It's not happening.
Speaker 1: Okay. So earlier this week, Travis Kelsey's legal team flew
Speaker 1: into action. Did you see this story mail? No? Okay.
Speaker 1: So obviously he and mcgirl called Taylor Swish to together.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you've heard that. I don't know
Speaker 1: some chick anyway. So they've been together obviously for a while,
Speaker 1: but a contract has been late that is stating the
Speaker 1: date that they're going to break up, which is later
Speaker 1: this month, and then in it it says they will
Speaker 1: release a joint statement three days after the breakup and
Speaker 1: it will be along the lines of this blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. Anyway, his legal team have come out and
Speaker 1: like a fighting this because it's on a legal document
Speaker 1: as well. I looked at it and I'm like, nah,
Speaker 1: that's bullshit. But you can't help. But in our world
Speaker 1: that ship doesn't exist. In Hollywood, there are arranged marriages
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 2: So hang on, you're saying it's like a legal document
Speaker 2: that they are not actually like, it's almost like a
Speaker 2: publicity thing. Is that what you mean?
Speaker 1: Yes, there is a lot of couples. I've got a
Speaker 1: friend who's who is a producer in Hollywood essentially, who
Speaker 1: is like there are so many marriages of convenience because
Speaker 1: of the people who don't want to be known as
Speaker 1: gay or for different reasons, because it will be good
Speaker 1: for their publicity, good for their career. Like to us,
Speaker 1: we go, no, that's not true. It happens all the
Speaker 1: fucking time, and they're legal contracts that they sign.
Speaker 2: The Taylor Swift thing that you just said doesn't seem
Speaker 2: that shocking to me there. Maybe it's just because I'm
Speaker 2: not that way though I shouldn't say this, but they're
Speaker 2: display of like her running and jumping onto him and stuff.
Speaker 2: I look at that, and I'm like, who's like that?
Speaker 2: It seems like overkill.
Speaker 1: I think she. I feel like she's like that with
Speaker 1: all has been like that with all of her boyfriends.
Speaker 1: Some are like that in a new relationship. A lot
Speaker 1: of people are like that.
Speaker 2: I have never ever run and jumped into Mark's arms.
Speaker 2: I can confidently say that.
Speaker 1: Neither of I. But also, Mark's not the size of Kelsey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe if he was, if he was that big, it
Speaker 1: could be fun to jump onto it.
Speaker 2: If I ran up to Mark and jumped onto him
Speaker 2: and like wrap my legs around him. He would he'd
Speaker 2: go backwards and probably hit his head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sam, like stumble really hectically back.
Speaker 2: Nah, Sam would take you you're tiny, not talking about No.
Speaker 1: Sam wouldn't know because a couple of times I've like
Speaker 1: tried to hook myself up, not like in the loving way,
Speaker 1: but he's like, like, I'm not. It's not easy for
Speaker 1: him to hold me, Like he's not throwing me around
Speaker 1: the room. Yeah. Anyway, I just found it, and I
Speaker 1: don't I don't think it's an array or you know,
Speaker 1: a contractual relationship between them, because she's so fucking huge.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's probably people like I never bought
Speaker 1: Hugh Jackman and dead belief aness, Like I just never
Speaker 1: ever ever bought that relationship.
Speaker 2: We're not was it the looks thing?
Speaker 1: Of the looks thing? I just he again was over
Speaker 1: the top, like he couldn't have a sentence without saying,
Speaker 1: deb deb this, deb that, deb this. It's like he
Speaker 1: trained himself on what a husband would say.
Speaker 2: I just found it odd, But that sounds to me
Speaker 2: more like maybe a couple who were just really codependent,
Speaker 2: Like he just couldn't do anything without her whatever, and.
Speaker 1: Maybe like that is probably completely sexist and fucked. I
Speaker 1: think it's the age thing too. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: always I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's just we're living in weird times, I think, where
Speaker 2: you just don't even know what to beeve anymore. What
Speaker 2: there's ai and all that shit, whatever the fuck all
Speaker 2: that means, but you.
Speaker 1: Just don't know how real because there's it was like
Speaker 1: Will and Jada apparently had like a relationship that wasn't
Speaker 1: real that they've always kind of spoken out and said
Speaker 1: it how different their relationship is. But yeah, I remember
Speaker 1: hearing that theirs was a contract.
Speaker 2: I listened to a really interesting episode if you know
Speaker 2: that podcast, Diary of a CEO. No, Oh, it's this
Speaker 2: massive and you should get onto it, but they're very
Speaker 2: long form. But he has all these really interesting guests
Speaker 2: talk about all different things, and one of them was
Speaker 2: like America's biggest divorce lawyer, so he handled all the
Speaker 2: big divorces and stuff, and he was talking about like
Speaker 2: weird contracts his scene, and one of the contracts was
Speaker 2: between a rich guy and his wife prior to marriage,
Speaker 2: and the contract was that something like for every kilo
Speaker 2: she put on after their marriage. She had like ten
Speaker 2: grand deducted from what she'd get in.
Speaker 1: A settlement and come of something and you.
Speaker 2: Hear that and straight away I'm like, what an asshole?
Speaker 2: But then I'm like, she signed it, Yeah, she's yes.
Speaker 2: So it sort of shows where people's values are in relationships.
Speaker 1: They'd be so much there'd be so much shit like
Speaker 1: that that I see, I straight away go bullshit. But
Speaker 1: it's like, no, people, it's fucking weird, as.
Speaker 2: I know, And you add all that money into it,
Speaker 2: and then how could you be faithful? I think more
Speaker 2: of a guy around this, But like, imagine you're a
Speaker 2: musician or something and you've got just hot women throwing
Speaker 2: themselves at you all the time. That would be that
Speaker 2: would be really hard to resist.
Speaker 1: You're on the road all the time, or same as athletes.
Speaker 1: I think that too, where it's like you just have
Speaker 1: fucking it would just be what is it called like
Speaker 1: the the amount of numbers, Like you'd get to the
Speaker 1: point where you go, I'd knocked back one hundred women
Speaker 1: one look, I know, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like you'd be like this trip mate, I've had literally
Speaker 1: five hundred women here I haven't done it. I've been
Speaker 1: really good. I'll just do this bird.
Speaker 2: You know what I would love to feel one day.
Speaker 2: There's this clip I saw on Instagram the other day.
Speaker 2: It was like Elvis just before he went out for
Speaker 2: his last concert, right and they start playing the music
Speaker 2: that it usually came out to, and he's just sort
Speaker 2: of there's a curtain and he's just waiting to go
Speaker 2: on stage and you can see him sort of getting
Speaker 2: himself ready. They open the curtain, he walks out.
Speaker 1: And here everyone, just.
Speaker 2: Imagine how you would feel doing that?
Speaker 1: Oh God, you would How would you stay in any
Speaker 1: form of reality?
Speaker 2: You couldn't. I just want to feel it for a second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just you feel like God, being.
Speaker 2: A celebrity would be the pits, but my god, to
Speaker 2: feel that feeling of just.
Speaker 1: And also because you're literally talented too, It's like what
Speaker 1: you're doing people like you are not a reality star
Speaker 1: who's just got do you know what I mean? I
Speaker 1: know you're a really fucking great musician. Or put holding
Speaker 1: your microphone out to the out and they sing all
Speaker 1: your lyrics back. But I wish I was a singer.
Speaker 1: I agree. I hate to hear them seeing.
Speaker 2: I know I don't want to hear the crowd singer.
Speaker 1: If you were the singer, it would feel pretty part
Speaker 1: fucking epic.
Speaker 2: It would. But I also think they do that because
Speaker 2: they can't hit the notes. Maybe, Oh, come on, yeah
Speaker 2: I do, I do.
Speaker 1: Hey, how's this? This is a really really random story,
Speaker 1: but it's a celeb story. So my mum used to
Speaker 1: organize events and stuff like that, and she used to
Speaker 1: do a lot at big hotels. She became friends with
Speaker 1: one of the women who worked at the hotel. Anyway,
Speaker 1: my mum was bumping in for something that's terms of like,
Speaker 1: you know, setting up for a big conference or something
Speaker 1: like that, and they were in I don't know if
Speaker 1: it was Melbourne or Sydney, like a Crown or something
Speaker 1: like that. But John Travolta had been staying there in
Speaker 1: the penthouse, of course, and the cleaners were in there
Speaker 1: madly cleaning, because in your penthouse it's huge, and you
Speaker 1: know how many windows there are in hotels like that. Yes,
Speaker 1: he wanted it all blacked out, not with curtains. It
Speaker 1: literally had to have full blackout in there. Isn't that weird?
Speaker 2: That would suggest to me sleeping habits are weird.
Speaker 1: That is so strange to me. I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: understand why he did that, Like why did he want that,
Speaker 1: like no salm of light in there? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: maybe because he didn't want any helicopters getting pictures. Maybe.
Speaker 2: I mean, who fucking knows, because hotel rooms get pretty dark,
Speaker 2: like usually they've got double yes, you know.
Speaker 1: They get super dark. But no, it was extra blackout.
Speaker 1: I'm just picture cardboard all over the windows. I'm sure
Speaker 1: it or something a bit more.
Speaker 2: Speaking of that, I saw a fucking brilliant hack the
Speaker 2: other day for like, say you're going away somewhere and
Speaker 2: the window coverings aren't great, but you like say your
Speaker 2: kids can only sleep in when it's real dark or
Speaker 2: something like that aluminum foil, you spray water on the
Speaker 2: glass and then you put four blacks.
Speaker 1: It all loud. That's really good, isn't it. That's I
Speaker 1: hate a light room.
Speaker 2: Oh mate, my house is all light. We've got to go.
Speaker 2: We've got to get all our curtains and stuff done,
Speaker 2: which is awful, but my god, it's horrible. Lost.
Speaker 1: Those timber Venetians, Yeah, but they they're okay, No, they're
Speaker 1: not up. So have the Venetian facing up.
Speaker 2: And then cleaning those things.
Speaker 1: A Venetian is not fun, not fun at all. But
Speaker 1: if I was a morning person and like to wake
Speaker 1: up to the light, that would be so beautiful. I
Speaker 1: feel like that's a really positive person who just laughs
Speaker 1: waking up naturally to the sun.
Speaker 2: I sleep with a pillow over my head and I reckon.
Speaker 2: Part of that is it's become just a thing I
Speaker 2: do now. But maybe part of that has to do
Speaker 2: with blocking out light too. Because I wear eyemasks, they
Speaker 2: never stay on. I can never keep shit.
Speaker 1: I must now they'll stay on. I have to move
Speaker 1: put them on a couple of times during the night,
Speaker 1: but it's just the job. It's pitch black in there.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, maybe I've just got shit ones.
Speaker 1: Just before we head off, I want to tell you
Speaker 1: this script story about Carrie. I've told so many stories
Speaker 1: about Kerry. She's the endless saucer of stories. But she
Speaker 1: was saying how the other day her cleaner has really
Speaker 1: really long dreadlocks. Yeah right, And the other day she
Speaker 1: gets a call from her cleaner. Carry's not at her
Speaker 1: house left the cleaner clean picks up the call, and
Speaker 1: the cleaning is it's like an upset and she's like, Kerrie,
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry, I have to leave. My dreadlocks got
Speaker 1: caught in the vacuum clean what dready You've got caught
Speaker 1: in the vacuum cleaner and the vacuum cleaner somehow like
Speaker 1: didn't explode but stopped working and really doubt of fucking dreadlocks.
Speaker 2: Can you ask Kez what brand of vacuum cleaner that is?
Speaker 2: Because if that has if that suction is that good,
Speaker 2: I want that vacuum cleaner because I just turn it off.
Speaker 1: No, it was like so full on that it was
Speaker 1: obviously I don't know if it got stuck in a
Speaker 1: way that the vacuum cleaner wouldn't turn off. I didn't
Speaker 1: get much of it. All I got was, fuck, McLean's
Speaker 1: got to leave. Her dreadlocks got sucked up by the
Speaker 1: vacuum cleaner that was still attached to her head.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I reckon? It is?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Okay? But now I want to know more because if
Speaker 2: it's what I think it is, how did she get
Speaker 2: herself in that scenario? I think it's probably you know,
Speaker 2: when you're vacuuming, the head of the vacuum has like
Speaker 2: the spinny bit so it's like it, you know, sometimes
Speaker 2: like I look and I'm like, oh fuck, there's a
Speaker 2: lot of hair.
Speaker 1: In there, like in the spinny bit.
Speaker 2: Yes, her hair must have got caught in the spinny.
Speaker 1: Be gone around the spinny bit.
Speaker 2: Maybe what was she doing for it to get because
Speaker 2: that's flush with the floor the vacuum.
Speaker 1: Maybe she was leaning down to pick up something and
Speaker 1: then it got caught like they're long, and then it
Speaker 1: got caught under there, or like.
Speaker 2: She left it on and it wasn't actually on the floor.
Speaker 2: It was like it was on the floor but not
Speaker 2: face down. It was just it was on but tilted
Speaker 2: and she went it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she went to move a dog's toy maybe and
Speaker 1: then got sucked in there.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I feel a new segment coming on.
Speaker 2: I feel like we're gonna call it Kez's Corner.
Speaker 1: Jesus Corner. What fucked up? She's got so many stories,
Speaker 1: it's wild.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Remember babysitter the babysitter have you got? Do you remember that?
Speaker 1: Where she her parents left them for two weeks, got
Speaker 1: a babysitter out of the newspaper hald She went hit
Speaker 1: Harrod on the back of his head when it was
Speaker 1: on the couch with a pink slipper getting a babysitter
Speaker 1: out of the newspaper for you to go for two weeks?
Speaker 2: Two week? Was it two weeks?
Speaker 1: Who weeks?
Speaker 2: Jesus, I know.
Speaker 1: I love it all right, everyone, we're out of here.
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