Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.
Speaker 3: Be great.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren. No, you're one hundred.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning. Everybody work and he Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1: Gosh, wasn't yesterday the most heavenly autumn day?
Speaker 3: It's bloody freezing in the morning though it was.
Speaker 4: Twenty five degrees in the afternoon.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she was.
Speaker 3: I was playing a bit of basketball, were you, Yeah.
Speaker 4: I went for a big walk.
Speaker 1: It was one of the prettiest sunsets I've seen in
Speaker 1: Melbourne in a long time.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Michael Jordan was out playing basketball. Yeah, you found
Speaker 2: a half court somewhere and shot.
Speaker 3: Some hoops that the driveways, the driveway for the kids. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: they flogged me yesterday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like everyone was out and about yesterday.
Speaker 4: Afternoon it was, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: I took the dogs for a walk and you couldn't
Speaker 1: swing a cat. People everywhere soaking up the last of it.
Speaker 1: You think today is nice also, and then it turns
Speaker 1: this afternoon.
Speaker 3: Your pointer, the one that's the size of a horse,
Speaker 3: is it one of those dogs that takes you for
Speaker 3: a walk or you take it? You know, like you
Speaker 3: see some people in the giant dog.
Speaker 1: And it's pretty good. Yeah, she sniffs everything. It's me like,
Speaker 1: I hurry up, SNIFFI is the hunting dog. So she
Speaker 1: wants she wants to harness people.
Speaker 3: No, needn't move with the dog.
Speaker 4: I'm not a harness person and she ain't a harness.
Speaker 3: Right, thanks for cleaning that harness family, it's what you
Speaker 3: need to say.
Speaker 1: But she's a possum chaser, and we've got no possums
Speaker 1: at our place anymore. And she's lost her little friends.
Speaker 4: So she is.
Speaker 1: Second she gets out the gate, she's like.
Speaker 3: You've still got the rats.
Speaker 2: No rats, the old house.
Speaker 3: Rat infestation and you just moved out. You let them
Speaker 3: have the house take over. Start around, We're out.
Speaker 4: Yep, No, that was the old house. Get rid of them.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, we're going to massive show coming up today.
Speaker 3: Mason Cox sorry, the one gloved Mason Cox is going
Speaker 3: to be joining us after seventh.
Speaker 4: Is an accessory our mates, doesn't he just why.
Speaker 2: Is he curious about the glove? Got some intel?
Speaker 4: Why is he wearing it?
Speaker 2: He sustained a hand injury of sorts, all right, so
Speaker 2: I believe it's sort of protecting.
Speaker 3: How are we going to see some glove merchandise.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine you can get the double you get
Speaker 2: the glasses and the glove.
Speaker 3: Can you find me a Cox glove for Christmas? Doesn't
Speaker 3: know it doesn't have the same ring to it, don't
Speaker 3: you know? Maybe some merch Yeah, all right, well order
Speaker 3: sing mace. Yes, he had an absolute cracker on the weekend.
Speaker 3: He's going to be joining us after seven this morning.
Speaker 3: Five thousand dollars. Question on the way as well. Also,
Speaker 3: we're going to be probing the Poe po.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you've had a situation. Yes, yeah, there was
Speaker 1: a situation in my strait too. I know you're the
Speaker 1: only one that thinks you had a situation the cops around.
Speaker 1: On the group chat of my street, one of the
Speaker 1: older ladies posted that.
Speaker 4: Someone walked in through her cakes.
Speaker 1: On camera, looks up to her front door, looks inside
Speaker 1: her Nike runners to see what size they are, and.
Speaker 4: Took off with them.
Speaker 1: Controversy the runners run off with the runners, the pink runners.
Speaker 3: I've seen this footage. Actually, you know, can you share
Speaker 3: clean the footage? I'd like to see if he thinks
Speaker 3: it's a guy or a girl.
Speaker 1: The cameras, Yeah, we couldn't work it. Out if someone
Speaker 1: runners for his misso.
Speaker 3: We've got our reasons them for herself. Have a look
Speaker 3: at the footage and he's got a.
Speaker 4: Fetish well no, I mean I think he's or.
Speaker 3: She probably just needing shoes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she has.
Speaker 1: She has runners on in the video.
Speaker 3: I was down at the cop shop yesterday. Actually i'll
Speaker 3: give you a rundown of what unfolded coming up after
Speaker 3: one song. Hey, also, guys, guy or girl.
Speaker 2: I think I think it's a girl because the person
Speaker 2: is wearing job pers.
Speaker 4: That's what I said.
Speaker 2: It's it's a job.
Speaker 3: That's what we think, like a legging.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Detective Standaway says Jopper equals female.
Speaker 3: Senior Sergeant Tom Croydon. I agree.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's throw the book at them.
Speaker 3: Every female is a suspect.
Speaker 1: Someone once came through my gate took a pot plant
Speaker 1: out of the pot and took the ceramic pot really
Speaker 1: yeah off my front doorstep.
Speaker 3: Pots can be expended. I bought a plant for someone
Speaker 3: at the nursery before and they told me the pots
Speaker 3: on included, and then they told me the price, and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, ohlass ones are there.
Speaker 4: They left my plant though.
Speaker 3: Teor Cotler will get you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're expensive. I was filthy about it.
Speaker 3: This is pretty random. But thirteen twenty four ten, so
Speaker 3: we've got a pop plant and sneakers. What's the most
Speaker 3: random thing that's been stolen from you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, off your doorstep.
Speaker 1: I also ordered some shoes on the internet and they
Speaker 1: go on the camera.
Speaker 4: You could see them get delivered in a package.
Speaker 1: And someone came and stole the package that hadn't even
Speaker 1: been opened. And then they had opened it and they
Speaker 1: returned them. They didn't like what they found, and so
Speaker 1: the package came back open, back in the box.
Speaker 3: I was like, my gosh, we lost a lasagna.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's understandable.
Speaker 4: Where was it solent?
Speaker 3: When we had Archie, like a lot of people bringing
Speaker 3: food around, like hey, you guys got three kids and
Speaker 3: now you'd be busy, and they were leaving food on
Speaker 3: the doorstep and there was like Amazon packages and they
Speaker 3: were left there.
Speaker 4: I'd go the la is it a Peter Booch lasagna?
Speaker 3: Was? There's nine hundred bucks on past you got footy tomorrow?
Speaker 1: I keep forgetting, of course, starting on Wednesday, I forgot
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 4: Clint Lauren female feeling. I know who's going to win.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's going to be made.
Speaker 2: They're a bit wounded. Your tigers.
Speaker 3: You never know. You never know. My super kitchen, Super
Speaker 3: Coach tips in the Herald Sun on a Thursday, Film
Speaker 3: and check it out. Lauren was having a look last week.
Speaker 3: I'm not going too bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shot on the case, which is quite a shock.
Speaker 2: Usually the ones that don't know much tend to do
Speaker 2: pretty well steaks.
Speaker 3: Hey, So yesterday I was saying how I started the
Speaker 3: day walking out to my car at four point thirty
Speaker 3: and I was like, what, I've left the door open.
Speaker 3: This is random, Like the door was slightly jarred, opened
Speaker 3: the door and someone had gotten in and ransacked the car.
Speaker 4: And so annoying in your driveway, on your property.
Speaker 3: That's what it was like.
Speaker 1: So I think, because I've left mint on the street
Speaker 1: before I unlocked, and I'm like, oh, it's been ransacked,
Speaker 1: And I'm like I deserved that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I should have locked the car.
Speaker 3: So I thought, yeah, I don't think anything was stolen,
Speaker 3: maybe a pair of sunnies. But that's what it was.
Speaker 3: It was more the eerie feeling that someone's gone through
Speaker 3: the gate. They're on our property and they're going through
Speaker 3: the car. I swung past Sandy police station yesterday just
Speaker 3: to report it. And I was like, do I even bother?
Speaker 4: But you've got vision of them.
Speaker 1: I always think it's good because they could be like
Speaker 1: criminals doing much worse than that.
Speaker 3: She spot on Columbo was the one that encouraged me
Speaker 3: to go and do it, because at least that way
Speaker 3: they've taken, they've taken more from other houses than they
Speaker 3: can use that as everyone it's on.
Speaker 1: Crime stop as they say something like no piece of
Speaker 1: information is too small.
Speaker 2: Exactly what did Maggie say at the police station.
Speaker 3: She was there, she was like hello, I was like, Maggie,
Speaker 3: big fan. Firstly I felt stupid enough being there over it,
Speaker 3: and then they went, we're going to send out the forensic.
Speaker 1: Did you have anything stolen? In the end, was anything
Speaker 1: actually taken? Because yesterday morning you thought your wallet was
Speaker 1: gone and then you called your wife and she said no, it's.
Speaker 4: Here at home.
Speaker 3: Nothing was taken, Nothing was taken.
Speaker 4: It was nothing worthy.
Speaker 3: The full forensic van came out, which like good on him.
Speaker 3: That was great, And I kept saying, I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, quiet day, I don't think they do.
Speaker 3: They were busy. They were busy.
Speaker 2: Can the forensic van do normal policing stuff like poor
Speaker 2: people over you reckon?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah they had guns.
Speaker 2: Yeah they had guns. And Tastes said, all the dust
Speaker 2: for the fingerprints.
Speaker 1: That's the main thing they do, the fingerprints. But this
Speaker 1: fingerprints all over cars.
Speaker 3: Well, the van rocked up and he got out with
Speaker 3: this little finger print bag and I'm like, really, you
Speaker 3: need a.
Speaker 1: Full van for the little finger and then he goes
Speaker 1: to these figure prints look like they belong to an
Speaker 1: eight year old. Oh no, that's just my kid who
Speaker 1: gets in and out of the car every day.
Speaker 3: Well, I looked at the car and I'm like, what
Speaker 3: are you what are you going to get? There's no
Speaker 3: fingerprints on there. And the cop just sort of looked
Speaker 3: at it and he got a little torch out and
Speaker 3: he goes, you know, we've got some good ones.
Speaker 4: They know straight away.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I can't see anything. What are
Speaker 3: you looking at? And then they dust and then boom,
Speaker 3: the full sleeve of the perp leaning up against the car.
Speaker 1: The full sleeves of the purp.
Speaker 3: That's how we were film.
Speaker 1: My god, mall cops here, that's how we refer to them.
Speaker 1: Who's Wes in the force? Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 4: To the Purp.
Speaker 3: So then oh my god, they've got the full sleeve
Speaker 3: and the fingerprints of the Purp. And I said to him,
Speaker 3: do you need my fingerprints to eliminate them from the door.
Speaker 1: You're going to they're going to come and arrest you
Speaker 1: in your own heart from breaking into your own car.
Speaker 3: Well, they said, now we actually don't get your fingerprints.
Speaker 3: It's more about we put any fingerprint we got, we
Speaker 3: just put in the system.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're on the system now.
Speaker 3: Dark And I said, so hang on. For example, my
Speaker 3: wife has done a massive crime in the past, and
Speaker 3: you've got her prints on file.
Speaker 4: They're looking for it, and her.
Speaker 3: Prints on the door. He goes, it's going to light
Speaker 3: up like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah, they're not just bringing the Purp down.
Speaker 3: They're bringing they're bringing everyone down.
Speaker 4: They bring the whole institution down. So nothing got stolen.
Speaker 1: But you had the forensic van is there, the four
Speaker 1: forensic van was out there.
Speaker 3: They got fat and they were great, and they just said, look,
Speaker 3: at the end of the day, I know, you know,
Speaker 3: you're not really caring, but think about you know, if
Speaker 3: other people in the street get done, And he said,
Speaker 3: nine times out of ten, like he goes, because we've
Speaker 3: fingerprinted the whole like jacket and everything. He goes, when
Speaker 3: we get these people and it might be in a
Speaker 3: month time, twenty bucks says. They're wearing the same jacket
Speaker 3: though they robbed on the place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's great, they say.
Speaker 4: If you see it, say it, Oh, be alert, not alarm.
Speaker 2: No, that was alert.
Speaker 4: Ye isn't that just crime?
Speaker 2: It terrorism?
Speaker 3: Was it? No?
Speaker 4: I think it's crime in general. Crime crime, like with.
Speaker 3: The purpse upgrade for an extra fifty cents. No, that's
Speaker 3: McDonald's all right, Okay, your on thirteen, twenty fourteen, what's
Speaker 3: the most random thing you have had taken from your place?
Speaker 6: We had a love of strime.
Speaker 7: It was actually a concrete dog.
Speaker 2: A concrete dog.
Speaker 7: It looks life size of a pity, you know, and everything,
Speaker 7: and someone stole it.
Speaker 1: Is that like when people have lions on their gap,
Speaker 1: big concrete lions.
Speaker 4: Yeah, someone stole the.
Speaker 1: Pity the life size concrete people.
Speaker 3: So was it like attached to a fence or anything like?
Speaker 3: It wasn't concrete.
Speaker 7: I was just sitting at the front door. We had
Speaker 7: at the front door.
Speaker 3: We named everything your concrete patch. You know what that
Speaker 3: sounds like a few people. What was he called a
Speaker 3: couple of milkshakes in him?
Speaker 2: Did Patch ever come home?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Sorry about that poor part in a million pieces at
Speaker 3: the local park.
Speaker 2: But what are you doing with Pat?
Speaker 3: Seriously, imagine that someone's got a belly full of cans
Speaker 3: and they're like, goot the.
Speaker 2: Door, that dog.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to sunshine now date, Good morning,
Speaker 1: someone stole something off you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, morning, long time, Good on your deep, Good on
Speaker 3: your brother.
Speaker 8: We had a heap of plants put in, like nice flowers,
Speaker 8: like all colorful, stage by state, so I thing in
Speaker 8: the front sort of garden there. Over a space of
Speaker 8: three months we had some old lady come pass and
Speaker 8: take all the colors out one by one. So in
Speaker 8: space of three months, the whole garden bed was empty.
Speaker 1: There is a big market for people stealing plants from
Speaker 1: people's garden. My girlfriend had her whole front garden landscape
Speaker 1: with all these trees, and overnight these these two men
Speaker 1: came and they dug them all up with spades. With spades,
Speaker 1: I've got a question, and took the little mini baby trees.
Speaker 4: One of our posted them and resold them.
Speaker 3: One of our neighbors is actually put in like a
Speaker 3: full garden bed on the nature strip, you know, like
Speaker 3: the grass of the nature strinity community garden. Well, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what I was gonna ask. Is that free?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can I come round with the shovel if it's on
Speaker 3: the nature store.
Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't have to be bad, like bad
Speaker 1: community spirit, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Especially with friends.
Speaker 2: Event around, someone got pinged for stealing somebody's azailures, you know,
Speaker 2: like snipping them. Yeah, now someone's front garden. Or if
Speaker 2: you steal the lemons off the lemon tree that overhanging
Speaker 2: the fence.
Speaker 4: You can't do that.
Speaker 1: In the Stonington Facebook page at the moment, there's there's
Speaker 1: an issue with someone who's been trimming native over the fence.
Speaker 3: Sharing the neighbor. I love you the bit, but those
Speaker 3: lines come over the tree in my vocal line inside
Speaker 3: to thank you. Yeah, let's goin to lead to wrap
Speaker 3: things up. Most random thing that's been taken from your place?
Speaker 3: What did the perp take? Mate?
Speaker 10: I've got a bit of a unique situation here, so
Speaker 10: you know, you know, the dark the dark world of
Speaker 10: council collection.
Speaker 11: From the front y.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hard rubbies, yeah, hard Rubby.
Speaker 10: I had a large glass table really nice.
Speaker 8: Would have gone out the back of someone's back yard.
Speaker 7: They've actually someone's picked it up, put it onto you
Speaker 7: on their youth, don't look blocking and gone, yeah, don't
Speaker 7: they want this?
Speaker 10: And then put it back.
Speaker 1: They returned it like they borrowed. They borrowed it from
Speaker 1: the hard rubbish shop. Maybe they took it home and
Speaker 1: didn't fit.
Speaker 3: No, that would have been hey, baby, it's me. Guess
Speaker 3: what I've just picked up. We don't need that. Put
Speaker 3: it back you can imagine it.
Speaker 1: May see they put it back on the right property,
Speaker 1: not just dumped it in someone else's heart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, poor LEAs thing can think on that table's gone.
Speaker 2: So have your cops cracked the coat the purp? They
Speaker 2: caught it.
Speaker 3: I haven't caught the purp yet. Perhaps it was multiple.
Speaker 3: We'll find out a couple of days. If the fingerprints
Speaker 3: come up in the sister you go to man match
Speaker 3: find out. If my wife's been honest about.
Speaker 1: Her past, I'd be more concerned about yours than what.
Speaker 3: Don't you worry? I am Median Arge Barker has made
Speaker 3: headlines out the last twenty four.
Speaker 1: Hours gon' he.
Speaker 3: Just Melbourne International Comedy Festival ARJE was doing a show.
Speaker 3: During the show, he claims he politely asked a mum
Speaker 3: who was in there with her baby trying to breastfeed,
Speaker 3: to get up and leave the show, because he says
Speaker 3: the baby was disrupting the comedy show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said it was disrupting his train of thought.
Speaker 1: It's an interesting one. I mean, it was all over
Speaker 1: the news last night. It's sort of been everywhere in
Speaker 1: the last twenty four hours. The mum has spoken out
Speaker 1: a lot. She was on the Project last night. She
Speaker 1: was on a Current Fair.
Speaker 3: I've got to hear on the project last night.
Speaker 4: Take a listen, and I'm just gonna pop on for
Speaker 4: a feed.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, yep, go for your home.
Speaker 12: So I sort of just said, do you actually want
Speaker 12: me to leave? And he didn't hear me, so I
Speaker 12: repeated it and he was like yes, But then he
Speaker 12: threw back to the crowd and said basically it was
Speaker 12: trying to get their support to say get out, you
Speaker 12: know what I mean. And I feel like that's the
Speaker 12: bit that's really not right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that was on a Current Fair last night
Speaker 1: with Ali Langdon and the baby was getting a bit
Speaker 1: grizzily and unsettled, and so she just said, you mind
Speaker 1: if I quickly if I quickly feed during this interview,
Speaker 1: which is great, like women should be able to feed
Speaker 1: wherever that baby relies on that milk to be able
Speaker 1: to feed. The controversy is, I mean, firstly, Clint sorry
Speaker 1: to cut you off. Is because he asked her to leave.
Speaker 1: Some people in the audience were saying, well, the baby
Speaker 1: was actually really disruptive. She said the baby was just
Speaker 1: gurgling and being a baby. Then Arch spoke out and said, well,
Speaker 1: actually I've got to know a sorry an over sixteen
Speaker 1: policy on the show. I think feeding babies are exempt
Speaker 1: to those rules though, Yeah, so there's been I mean,
Speaker 1: is there places that babies shouldn't be? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I've never had, but look like I know, we've got
Speaker 1: laws here that protect breastfeeding mums, that babies can go.
Speaker 4: Where do they go?
Speaker 3: I get it. If the baby was crying and disrupting
Speaker 3: the show constantly, then okay, yeah, there's an issue for
Speaker 3: paying customers. However, I'm not surprised that this has happened
Speaker 3: because Arge Barker, I find is a bit of a knob.
Speaker 3: Like I met him years ago. He came into a
Speaker 3: Brisbane radio station I was working at. He strolled in
Speaker 3: late for an interview live on air, walks in with
Speaker 3: his sunglasses on, and anyone wear sunglass inside a nob
Speaker 3: in my books, and then rolled in with his Yes,
Speaker 3: mate just put him on the ear.
Speaker 4: That's weird.
Speaker 3: I just had this real herald, but he just had
Speaker 3: this real So I think it's about him.
Speaker 2: I think, just reading between the lines, there's a way
Speaker 2: to deal with the situation, and probably didn't deal with
Speaker 2: the situation very well.
Speaker 3: He doubled down the next day.
Speaker 2: He made a joke of this mum, and that's what
Speaker 2: I don't like. Yeah, you know, these things happen, and
Speaker 2: you know what, good on her for getting out and
Speaker 2: about she's a new mum. She wants to experience these things.
Speaker 2: She shouldn't be denied these things. But don't make a
Speaker 2: joke out of her.
Speaker 1: Don't embarrass it. I actually heard Tommy Little yesterday, who's
Speaker 1: a really successful comedian, and he was saying, you know,
Speaker 1: this has happened to me before in my shows, and
Speaker 1: I will always if it becomes something that you can
Speaker 1: tell people are noticing. He always says to the mum,
Speaker 1: please don't feel like you have to sit in your seat,
Speaker 1: if you need to get up and bounce your baby
Speaker 1: and walk around like you do whatever you need to
Speaker 1: do to make yourself comfortable, or don't feel rude if
Speaker 1: you need to leave, like I'm cool with it. So
Speaker 1: I think it's it's the way that it was handled
Speaker 1: that's not right in this situation.
Speaker 3: But just from to come out and double down the
Speaker 3: next day and not go okay, you know what, in hindsight,
Speaker 3: maybe I could have dealt with it differently. It was
Speaker 3: just like he backed himself in. It was just like, mate,
Speaker 3: read the room, Read the room.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of conflicting information coming out of what
Speaker 1: actually happened.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. When we're watching the project last night,
Speaker 3: maybe was not happy baby and started crying and lou
Speaker 3: my wife and I were on the couch and we're like,
Speaker 3: do not wrap her up now you can now you
Speaker 3: keep her on the telling as long as she wants
Speaker 3: to stay there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the baby was no happy. On the current of
Speaker 4: Ali was like I get it.
Speaker 1: It's witching hour, Like why don't you just let's just,
Speaker 1: you know, go and have fun with your little girl.
Speaker 3: On the project, Like maybe maybe the baby wants to
Speaker 3: see dad, and she passed him off to dad and
Speaker 3: the mom's doing the interview and Liv and I were like,
Speaker 3: you can imagine dad right now in the front yard, hurry, hungry.
Speaker 1: It was a very vocal baby on the DV last night.
Speaker 4: That's sure. There has been drama Domino's.
Speaker 1: Dominoes is not my go to pizza of choice, just
Speaker 1: putting it out there, but it is apparently in cheesy crust.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean late night, it's all right, can you buy?
Speaker 4: Can you buy a slice?
Speaker 1: I lot those places where you can buy the one
Speaker 1: like American slice of pizza.
Speaker 3: Try the chocolate lava.
Speaker 4: Cake from Domino Yeah, what yeah?
Speaker 2: What what's that?
Speaker 1: I think in pizza places you got to stick to
Speaker 1: the pizza.
Speaker 3: They've gone way broad now there's like chicken bites, Turkey
Speaker 3: Bulls and I'm just just do the pizza.
Speaker 1: Well, well, this guy did not do the pizza well
Speaker 1: at Domino's. A domino store in South Australia. Catherine Pickles
Speaker 1: her grandmother names Catherine Pickles. Isn't that the cutest name
Speaker 1: you've ever heard? She sounds like a cartoon.
Speaker 2: She get herself into a pickle.
Speaker 1: She got herself into a pickle. Claim Catherine Pickles claimed
Speaker 1: that the twelve dollar pizza delivered to her doorstep appeared
Speaker 1: to be too different pizzas put together as one. Now,
Speaker 1: if you see the photo of this pizza, it looks
Speaker 1: like there's like two or three pieces that someone's had
Speaker 1: and then they've gone, ah, there's three pieces less than
Speaker 1: this pizza.
Speaker 4: We'll just put them together and make it look like.
Speaker 2: A whole ship to get.
Speaker 1: But then the pieces are too big. It doesn't.
Speaker 2: It looks a little skewy. Yeah, you still eat it.
Speaker 1: Sure, it definitely is two pizzas put together. There's absolutely
Speaker 1: no doubt about it. It's got to be.
Speaker 4: Anyway, she went down.
Speaker 1: Miss Pickles went down to Domino's in Mount Gambia and
Speaker 1: confronted the owner and things didn't end well.
Speaker 2: She hit record capturing the moment she claims he threw
Speaker 2: the pizza at her.
Speaker 6: If you.
Speaker 2: Okay, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 1: So the owner of the store is said, in this
Speaker 1: particular instance, I let my emotions get the better of me.
Speaker 4: But that is no excuse.
Speaker 3: My tubby got the better of you as well. You
Speaker 3: ate half the pizza.
Speaker 2: So did she stump her way down and throw the pizza?
Speaker 1: Do you think she got the pizza delivered, and then
Speaker 1: Miss Pickles got in her car and drove back.
Speaker 4: You know it, just you can't be doing that though.
Speaker 3: Here's a tip.
Speaker 4: You ever want to pull Miss Pickles.
Speaker 3: Eat someone's pizza without them knowing. Right, you got the
Speaker 3: round pizza, you just do a slip down the middle, right,
Speaker 3: like imagine a ruler, right, slip down the middle. You
Speaker 3: take that piece out, and then you push the two
Speaker 3: sides together.
Speaker 4: Right, take a piece and then push it all.
Speaker 3: I don't know that. People say that doesn't match up.
Speaker 4: Someone around here.
Speaker 3: Long strip, a long strip, take that out and then
Speaker 3: push the two sides together.
Speaker 1: You should try it.
Speaker 2: What if you want more than a long.
Speaker 3: Strip, we should try it.
Speaker 13: Try it.
Speaker 3: And if we're going to order pizza, to try it
Speaker 3: on the work card because we're doing it on the
Speaker 3: air tax deductible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should try.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four Ten fast food fiascos. You have a
Speaker 3: smack down to drive through? Have you had a drama
Speaker 3: with her breef?
Speaker 1: I once got a pizza delivered on Uber Eats and
Speaker 1: the guy rolled up on his pushbike. It's so hard
Speaker 1: when you see them all a bike and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm dying here now.
Speaker 4: He's in the tunnel.
Speaker 2: They're on the e bikes, aren't they. He doesn't match.
Speaker 2: They're a bit quicker.
Speaker 1: I'd rather my pizza will not be open to the
Speaker 1: Melbourne fresh air.
Speaker 4: Anyway. This guy had it because he was on a bike,
Speaker 4: had a backpack and.
Speaker 1: He pulled the pizza like up vertically like out of
Speaker 1: the back. It was in in like a book and
Speaker 1: so the pizza was all just smatched to the bottom
Speaker 1: of the box. Even when he got to the front
Speaker 1: door and pulled it out, took his backpack off, pulled
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 4: I was like, dude, you can.
Speaker 2: I thought it was okay. He was happy to hand
Speaker 2: it over.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh no, get off thirteen to twenty fourteen Fast
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Speaker 1: Have you people who found like chicken heads in there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh no, I remember when you threw up in
Speaker 3: the KFC drive through. We'll take that. That was fast food.
Speaker 2: Oh that's quite remember that. I saw it. I saw
Speaker 2: it blow by blow. Oh it was not a pretty sight.
Speaker 3: But do you like fries with that? No, she's had
Speaker 3: enough and they're in your garden bed, Colonel.
Speaker 4: That was so bad. It was the day after my
Speaker 4: best friend's wedding. I was not in a good way.
Speaker 3: Fast food fiasco.
Speaker 1: What happened to your takeaway, Marianne in Geelong?
Speaker 2: Or morning Jason's built this one up? Marianne?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 14: We got chased away? We got menu log. This was
Speaker 14: actually quite a while ago in Covid and I was
Speaker 14: eating mine. I saw this like little green thing and
Speaker 14: I pulled it out. My thought, well it's plastic, but
Speaker 14: it was actually a fingernail with a green chip on it.
Speaker 3: Here's my question. Here's my question.
Speaker 2: Was it a fingernail with a green what?
Speaker 14: A green chip on it?
Speaker 1: Like a fake nail, like someone stick on the floor.
Speaker 3: If you're at a restaurant, right, Tafe, We're at a restaurant,
Speaker 3: there's some other people at the table, and you find
Speaker 3: something like that in your meal, do you just put this.
Speaker 4: Not a finger out, a fingernail or a body part?
Speaker 2: It depends what it is. I'll pull the strand of
Speaker 2: hair out and I'll just let it go.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't want to cause a drama or hungry.
Speaker 4: I'm just going figured out.
Speaker 2: That's going back.
Speaker 1: It's like finding a band aid.
Speaker 3: I think I power on until I found the second
Speaker 3: body part and then call it finger.
Speaker 2: It's a nail, But you'd happily eat the bolonnaise.
Speaker 4: With a nail with the nail in it.
Speaker 3: Well, I've got the nail, I've caught.
Speaker 4: It out, but they could be five more in.
Speaker 3: There, Yeah, could would as.
Speaker 1: If you're such a grumpy old man. If you're to
Speaker 1: nail in your bolonnaise. Remember when you got the dumplings.
Speaker 1: What happened to you dumpling? There was an issue with
Speaker 1: your dumplings months?
Speaker 2: What happened to your dumplings?
Speaker 4: There's a staple in months? They disappeared?
Speaker 2: Where did they go?
Speaker 3: Something twenty in the peck? All right?
Speaker 1: John from Hillside, good morning, what happened to you?
Speaker 7: So we were leaving a friend's wedding and we decided
Speaker 7: to pull into our local McDonald's on the way home,
Speaker 7: and we asked for extra pickles because my daughter she
Speaker 7: just pickle freaks, so she eats nothing but better. So
Speaker 7: there's like a ton of pickles all the time on
Speaker 7: her burger. And when this particular time of like, you know,
Speaker 7: instead of giving her a couple of pickles, like usually,
Speaker 7: just black them on the burger, and he's like, no,
Speaker 7: well we can't do that. And I said, will you
Speaker 7: do it any other time? There's no issues now, and yeah,
Speaker 7: needless to say, there was no pickles. I walked inside.
Speaker 7: He's still refused to give me the extra pickles. I said, well,
Speaker 7: then give me a couple of pickles. He wasn't doing
Speaker 7: that either, and then he's get out of the drive
Speaker 7: through and started getting a bit of an attitude and drunk,
Speaker 7: I decided, well, I'll take that at a personal calendar.
Speaker 1: Took the shirt off, and you got in a fight
Speaker 1: at McDonald's over a pickle in the waiting bay.
Speaker 7: A couple of pickles. I was not I was not
Speaker 7: having it. I was not letting.
Speaker 1: You took your shirt off. I underneath, but does that
Speaker 1: mean business? What does that mean if you're taking your
Speaker 1: shirt off but leaving your single on you wouldn' want
Speaker 1: your chest to get cold, like you got your singing
Speaker 1: on and then you're fighting over pickles.
Speaker 2: I've seen some things in the waiting bay. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I've never seen the like rippy shirt off with.
Speaker 1: His little bottom single, doesn't want to get a cold,
Speaker 1: doesn't want to get a sniffle.
Speaker 3: You ever go through go through the drive at three
Speaker 3: o'clock in the morning, offer the uber driver or the driver, No, no,
Speaker 3: I just want you to get out of my car.
Speaker 2: It's always alf a cheese burger. You have a cheese burger.
Speaker 1: You've never heard of someone ordering a cup of pickles.
Speaker 1: And the other day I popped into the pharmacy to
Speaker 1: grab something and there was some commotion going on at
Speaker 1: the pharmacy. Was one of those pharmacies are like huge
Speaker 1: these days. So I walked in the front of the
Speaker 1: pharmacies like a gift shop.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It could literally by a wedding present, birthday present, Mother's
Speaker 1: Day present, whatever you wanted there.
Speaker 4: Then you get to the back and there's there were.
Speaker 1: The pharmacists, there's sort of the cosmetics, and there's the medicines.
Speaker 2: Your injections there can't you you can.
Speaker 1: Get without scenes do I think it depends which pharmacy
Speaker 1: you're at. Anyway, there was about eight people standing around
Speaker 1: this corner of the pharmacy, and I was like, it's
Speaker 1: none of my business, but what's going on over there?
Speaker 4: So it was rat tests wandering around.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like they were fighting over any well, they
Speaker 1: kind of were. So I was like, I'm just going
Speaker 1: to walk past this way, pretend I'm looking at the
Speaker 1: maybeline and work out what's going on over here.
Speaker 3: And it was a warm Sorry, you are such a sticky.
Speaker 1: Big, full rubberneck, I was like, but it was obvious
Speaker 1: that there was something going on, and other people were
Speaker 1: walking past, also being like.
Speaker 2: Are you getting more sticky beaky in your older age?
Speaker 1: She is, no, you know what I think in my
Speaker 1: old age, I care less about things.
Speaker 4: I'm just like, get out of my way. I'm in
Speaker 4: a rash.
Speaker 1: I want to pay for my cold and flu and
Speaker 1: get out of here. But I was like, this is
Speaker 1: looking looking like something worth talking.
Speaker 2: There's a level of intensity about it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I walked past and it was a woman getting
Speaker 1: her ears pierced. An adult woman and her daughter had
Speaker 1: taken her to get her ears pierced. And at this pharmacy,
Speaker 1: it was like a nineteen year old with the gun,
Speaker 1: the piercing gun, and she'd already pierced this woman's ears
Speaker 1: and she was looking in the mirror and the lady
Speaker 1: was like, it's too low.
Speaker 4: You've pierced it too low.
Speaker 2: I don't get the little texture out.
Speaker 1: She thought it was too close to the bottom of
Speaker 1: her lobe. And the woman was like, well, I put
Speaker 1: the that it's exactly where we marked it. And then
Speaker 1: she said yeah, but I don't it's too low. And
Speaker 1: they were like, it's on you.
Speaker 3: You saw the market.
Speaker 1: Well, what are you going to do about it? And
Speaker 1: they were like, well, it's been pierced so this girl.
Speaker 1: So by this stage the managers there, there's like six
Speaker 1: of cons sounding around. She said, no, I want you
Speaker 1: to do it again, and they were like, but you've
Speaker 1: already got the hole.
Speaker 4: You can't do it again.
Speaker 1: And by this stage I was like fully sitting there
Speaker 1: with my popcorn, just watching, like how's this going to win?
Speaker 4: And so she said no, I want it higher.
Speaker 1: I need you to do it again, and like the
Speaker 1: girl was like, well, if I do it again, you're
Speaker 1: going to end up potentially with a giant hole, because
Speaker 1: if the.
Speaker 2: Two holes are all of those holes.
Speaker 1: She was like, I'm and they called space. Yeah like that,
Speaker 1: and she was like, I'm not doing it again, and
Speaker 1: the lady was like, no, I want to take it
Speaker 1: out and do it again. Anyway, they had a full
Speaker 1: blow up and the only thing they could resolve she
Speaker 1: had to get it taken out. She had to go
Speaker 1: home for a month and let it heal, and then
Speaker 1: she was going to come back and get a complimentary yep, his.
Speaker 3: You really had your head in you listen to all
Speaker 3: the details.
Speaker 4: That I was like, this is drama.
Speaker 3: In a scale of one ten. How hard we're holding
Speaker 3: back yourself to give an opinion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to jump in and be like, well,
Speaker 1: I was actually going to say I think it's in
Speaker 1: the perfect spot because I felt so bad for the
Speaker 1: lady with the ear gum and I didn't want her
Speaker 1: to do it again.
Speaker 2: Did you get your belly button done?
Speaker 9: You would have.
Speaker 3: You would have been a little dotty crop top back
Speaker 3: in the day, a belly button and a little DIMONDI
Speaker 3: on one hundred.
Speaker 1: I went with my friend to get done and we're
Speaker 1: going to get them done together and We've done fake
Speaker 1: signatures to say we're over seventeen.
Speaker 4: Whatever you have to be.
Speaker 2: You have to have a seventeen something like that without
Speaker 2: a parent, right.
Speaker 1: And we didn't have a parent, so we did our
Speaker 1: parents signatures and I watched Georgie get hers done and
Speaker 1: I fainted.
Speaker 3: So Georgie's working around with the bloody climbs dimonde on there.
Speaker 4: No I fainted. They're like, you're not getting any piercings today.
Speaker 15: Love Siren Colinwood with a third winn of the season.
Speaker 2: But it's a lighty win. Is it a season of fighting?
Speaker 2: When the Pies a.
Speaker 3: Good two point winners? That's right from the Collingwood Football Club.
Speaker 3: Mason Cox is in the house.
Speaker 5: Cox e morning legends.
Speaker 3: Are we nice?
Speaker 2: Morning man?
Speaker 3: Nice win? It was good.
Speaker 5: It's good to get a little I.
Speaker 2: Went at the MC gym front of sixty five thousand.
Speaker 3: The coach looked very happy with you.
Speaker 5: M yeah, he's happy with the team.
Speaker 6: I think scoring one hundred and something points is always
Speaker 6: a you know, a good sign and port Adelaide number
Speaker 6: three on the ladder at the time is a good win.
Speaker 2: Are you are you back?
Speaker 5: Clay?
Speaker 2: The Magpie is back. We're back I don't think we
Speaker 2: ever laughed, to be honest, we're back.
Speaker 3: They're bad.
Speaker 6: It's been an interesting start, a lot of criticism and
Speaker 6: stuff to the start, and there were three and three
Speaker 6: and everyone seems to have a totally different mindset around it.
Speaker 6: It's funny how things change very quickly.
Speaker 1: Mate, supporters are so fair weather, aren't they. I'm one
Speaker 1: of them as well. When it comes to the tags,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, then I go, but then they'll be winning,
Speaker 1: and I'm like the biggest fan.
Speaker 3: To be fair though, your mannerisms have changed in the
Speaker 3: last three weeks too, Like you could see the stress
Speaker 3: on yourself players after coming off a few losses.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's I think it's just one of those things
Speaker 6: that your value it's so highly and you work so
Speaker 6: hard for it. You know, whenever it doesn't kind of
Speaker 6: pan out the way you want it to, it's it's
Speaker 6: it's frustrating, but you just have to have, you know,
Speaker 6: faith in the course of where you're going and everything else.
Speaker 6: And yeah, you get reminded everywhere you go, you know,
Speaker 6: the shops, the supermarkets, everything else, and what's going on
Speaker 6: when we're gonna get to win?
Speaker 2: All this kind of stuff.
Speaker 5: Happened on high Rise.
Speaker 3: You sort of stand out.
Speaker 1: So it's funny how people talk to players. Like when
Speaker 1: we flew up to Brisbane and I flew I was
Speaker 1: sitting next to Tom Hawkins before the Cats game, and
Speaker 1: as we're getting off the plane, someone came up to
Speaker 1: him and said, I flow all this way to come
Speaker 1: and what do you play? You better win and stormed
Speaker 1: off and oh, like what, it's pretty normal, Like it's
Speaker 1: pretty it's pretty full on how people talk to you guys,
Speaker 1: isn't it's wife?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is. It is interesting. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I think there's like we're all ordinary people, like we
Speaker 6: go and shop for a g streets at the same
Speaker 6: grocery store and everything else. So I guess there's a
Speaker 6: lot more interaction between just normal people and arts that
Speaker 6: maybe you know, athletes and different countries and stuff would have.
Speaker 6: So yeah, you get all different types of people from
Speaker 6: all different types of bat to come and say hi,
Speaker 6: anyone throwing.
Speaker 3: Your shade that you had to bite your tongue over.
Speaker 6: Every day on us. I remember having people hate Collingwood.
Speaker 6: I mean, you can imagine people would have come up
Speaker 6: and say something.
Speaker 3: I remember a lady coming up to me in a shop.
Speaker 3: My wife was with me as well, and she has
Speaker 3: I promised myself if I ever met you, I come
Speaker 3: and tell you how much I hate you.
Speaker 1: Oh great, thanks so lovely that your life.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't say anything, but my wife on leashed
Speaker 3: on us.
Speaker 1: It is it's often the partners and the people around
Speaker 1: the players that get up for them.
Speaker 4: Yeah I want When that lady said it's Tom, I
Speaker 4: was like it.
Speaker 3: Ski use me?
Speaker 2: Yeah I am, yeah, sorry, and we're going to talk
Speaker 2: about the I've been a bit concerned about your mace.
Speaker 2: I'm worried about you.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 3: Here's a snippet from the postmatch interviews on the weekend
Speaker 3: where the issue of the glove came up.
Speaker 1: What's happening here?
Speaker 5: It's all injury. It's by lingered on for a while.
Speaker 6: It sussed the glove today whatnot, which is quite interesting.
Speaker 6: But a lot of always give me a bit of
Speaker 6: a deck about do you want to play eighteen holes
Speaker 6: later with golf? So, but no, it was it was something.
Speaker 6: I've got a cast underneath that. So it's just kind
Speaker 6: of something the AFL for for me.
Speaker 5: To be able to work from.
Speaker 2: So my intel is such that apparently, Well, you had
Speaker 2: to get it ticked off by the a f L.
Speaker 3: Is that right?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is that because true or false? You couldn't find a
Speaker 2: glove big enough for your hand?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the whole OJ Simpson issue.
Speaker 2: Really, because you've got a big hand, a massive man.
Speaker 5: As Zeros, I feel like my second knuckles where your
Speaker 5: finger finishes.
Speaker 4: It looks like a child.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So what happened Essentially the day before the game, I
Speaker 6: just went to Drummond Golf and just picked up at
Speaker 6: I could guess golf globe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just picked up the biggest one I could get.
Speaker 6: And because the AFL only has like five or six
Speaker 6: gloves you can wear, and none of those came in
Speaker 6: the size that would fit me, So I'd have to
Speaker 6: like cut the fingers off, you know.
Speaker 1: Like my grandpas to drive the forward vulcan.
Speaker 3: Or a bike.
Speaker 5: To the gyn.
Speaker 3: Have you ever thought about another mint?
Speaker 1: But in all serious this, did you have like a
Speaker 1: hard Do you have to have like a hard guard
Speaker 1: or something under it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's like a little like plastic kind of thing
Speaker 6: I tape underneath it and it just kind of keeps
Speaker 6: that in place. So like probably thirty minutes for the game.
Speaker 6: I'm sitting there with boiling water and this little cast thing,
Speaker 6: trying to make a cast.
Speaker 5: Out of this.
Speaker 1: Really the doctors do that for you.
Speaker 5: They did, but I just wanted to change it a
Speaker 5: little bit before the game.
Speaker 3: Paris sort of style like you like molding.
Speaker 5: No, you just put like water, hot water and then
Speaker 5: kind of goes.
Speaker 1: It's like a disposable mouthguard.
Speaker 3: Have to and the guys at the club have had
Speaker 3: a field day with it. Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker 6: I didn't wear it till Captain's Ryan and then everyone's like,
Speaker 6: what are you doing? I was like, I'm all with
Speaker 6: this on the weekend. I think how many accessories.
Speaker 2: Are you going to get? I said, can we can
Speaker 2: monetize this? We can do a Mason Cox two for
Speaker 2: one and you can get the glasses and the.
Speaker 6: Glass Yeah, I do you think I'm in I don't
Speaker 6: know how to do this, but I'm sold.
Speaker 5: Let's make millions.
Speaker 1: Do you actually play golf?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 6: I'm getting into it. I'm actually going to live golf
Speaker 6: next weekend. Yeah, so that's gonna be fun to nice
Speaker 6: before for sure, I will.
Speaker 5: I will a little bit of che Yeah.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's so you can do that because you're playing
Speaker 1: on an Zac Day. It's just a huge game for
Speaker 1: you guys. Do the club do something like special or
Speaker 1: significant in the lead up to Anzac Day.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not sure exactly what we'll do today, but
Speaker 6: usually we have someone in that's you know, got a
Speaker 6: bit of history with it, or go over to the
Speaker 6: Anzac Memorial which is on the other side of the
Speaker 6: Botanical Garden where we train, so we usually do something.
Speaker 6: I'm not sure what it's going to be this year,
Speaker 6: but we do patriviate beforehand to kind of, you know,
Speaker 6: make sure everyone understands how important of the day it
Speaker 6: is and you know how fortunate we are to be
Speaker 6: able to represent them on the day with playing a
Speaker 6: football game.
Speaker 3: It's one of the good dates on the AFL calendar,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 1: The AFL do even AzaC Day. In fact, the whole
Speaker 1: Anzac round very very well. It's it's a very respectful
Speaker 1: service before the match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe Zach Merritt the yes and Captain and
Speaker 2: Dussy Moore heading to the r Double a F facility
Speaker 2: at Point Cook today to launch the match. Thank you.
Speaker 2: If you know what's where you'll find it to give
Speaker 2: him a buzz.
Speaker 3: Applies are back and hopefully another win coming our way
Speaker 3: this week. Got on your matche to coming in brother
Speaker 3: back left.
Speaker 2: Got a little buffy there.
Speaker 4: So embarrassing.
Speaker 3: I never let Giant's got a nice song, play cool
Speaker 3: guys propos in the house?
Speaker 2: Want you Jason Lawrence, tell me what you know?
Speaker 3: I got to say. One of my favorite segments we
Speaker 3: do on the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we do it every week.
Speaker 1: We have a police officer come in and I love
Speaker 1: it because it's helping me overcome my not phobia. But
Speaker 1: if I see a police car on the road, automatically
Speaker 1: think I'm doing something wrong and I pan.
Speaker 3: Me what you got in the back seat?
Speaker 2: Nothing club box driver in the world.
Speaker 1: So what I'm stressing?
Speaker 2: You are?
Speaker 4: Except then you told me you can get fun for
Speaker 4: driving too slow.
Speaker 3: Well, let's check that. Acting Commander Adrian Heally is joined
Speaker 3: us this morning.
Speaker 13: Good morning, Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 3: First off, can she get booked if she goes too slow?
Speaker 15: Well, you could you could be accused of causing a
Speaker 15: bit of a disruption to the flow of traffic.
Speaker 13: So technically driving rarely do we Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I was driving to work this morning, someone was
Speaker 1: driving way too slow, and I wish I was a
Speaker 1: police officerer's officer to book them. They were driving at
Speaker 1: the same speed as the tram in the lane next
Speaker 1: to the tram.
Speaker 2: Tram top brass you are, I've look at all the
Speaker 2: all the patches on there.
Speaker 3: You got some blink?
Speaker 2: Where do you sit on the tree?
Speaker 15: So I'm an acting commander, so I sitting under the
Speaker 15: commissioner level. So wow, three tiers of commissioner, the assistant
Speaker 15: deputy in chief.
Speaker 3: So yeah, you'd have a good parking spot at work.
Speaker 13: I reckon, I do have a parking spot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So where are you based which station currently?
Speaker 15: I'm down at danding On, which is the headquarters for
Speaker 15: Southern Metro. So Victoria has full regions and I'm in
Speaker 15: one of those regions.
Speaker 1: You get moved around a lot of once you're at
Speaker 1: a state. Is it like Blue Heelers where they never
Speaker 1: left Mount Thomas Police Station?
Speaker 15: You could do that yeah, yeah, not like the army,
Speaker 15: where you do get moved around so you can plot
Speaker 15: your pathway and correct once you've sort of graduated from
Speaker 15: the academy.
Speaker 3: I was saying to you off the air, are your
Speaker 3: crew at Sandy Police Station have been amazing. We had
Speaker 3: a little drama earlier this week. Someone climb the fence
Speaker 3: at our joint ransacked our car at like midnight, and
Speaker 3: I was saying, yes, we're talking about this, yes now
Speaker 3: on the show, and I'm like, do I go and
Speaker 3: report it? Nothing's really missing, And Lauren was the one
Speaker 3: that was like, no, go and report it, especially if
Speaker 3: you've got footage on his camera.
Speaker 1: So my concern was maybe they didn't get anything from Jase,
Speaker 1: but they might have gone to the house next door
Speaker 1: and taken all of their belongings. So if you've got
Speaker 1: vision of someone doing something wrong, should you hand it
Speaker 1: over to the police or should just go whatever?
Speaker 15: Yeah, look, we do appreciate your reporting it because it
Speaker 15: does paint a picture of the crime that's happening in
Speaker 15: your area.
Speaker 13: And we're as.
Speaker 15: Willing to make your area as safe as you would
Speaker 15: want it to be too, So reporting it is certainly worthwhile,
Speaker 15: and that evidence of CCT footage is very valuable to us.
Speaker 2: Is this what Jase experienced? Is this common?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: I hate to use the word common because but it
Speaker 2: sounds like it's happening more and more and more.
Speaker 15: Theft from motor car is a very ubiquitous and common problem. Unfortunately, Yeah,
Speaker 15: it's been happening ever since cars have been around our guess.
Speaker 15: But what we do find, Lauren, is over half or
Speaker 15: around half the cars you get broken into are unlocked.
Speaker 2: So you know, you tell to tell the acting commander
Speaker 2: what happened. Because JA said what happened.
Speaker 1: Security footage didn't actually catch them breaking into the car.
Speaker 2: Why is that?
Speaker 3: I may have left it unlocked, but can I just
Speaker 3: say what I felt like? What made us feel uncomfortable
Speaker 3: is the fact that they're coming into our property and
Speaker 3: just knowing people and milling around the front of the house.
Speaker 3: My wife went to panic moment. She's like, can you
Speaker 3: ask the police, like, you know, we should we put
Speaker 3: it be putting cameras, cameras, even stopping these thugs because
Speaker 3: you know, I remember we had a cop on a
Speaker 3: while back and he was saying, almost sensor lights the
Speaker 3: biggest thing to tear it.
Speaker 15: Yeah, we find sensor lights and dogs are the greatest
Speaker 15: preventative measure.
Speaker 1: He's got a lizard there living.
Speaker 4: They're a reptile family, and.
Speaker 3: The blizard did nothing, sat in the cage.
Speaker 1: If you had a snake in the car, people wouldn't.
Speaker 15: Go near it, you might need it patrolling the yard
Speaker 15: at So what.
Speaker 2: I mean, what's people be doing because we hear also
Speaker 2: worrying reports of sort of car keys being flogged from
Speaker 2: inside homes. That's the really concerning one for me. Just
Speaker 2: break it down. What should people be doing to protecting
Speaker 2: themselves and their cars?
Speaker 15: Yeah, and then look, Clint, the message is very simple.
Speaker 15: It's firstly, removing valuables from your car, so don't leave
Speaker 15: things inside. Take them inside.
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful bottle of pinot in the back that
Speaker 3: they didn't take.
Speaker 13: We were lucky on.
Speaker 3: To remove your valuables.
Speaker 15: And secondly lock your car so and I know you
Speaker 15: know it's so easy to forget, but you just need
Speaker 15: to get into that habit. And because because we do
Speaker 15: know that some of these offenders have tortures, so they'll
Speaker 15: look into cars procef there's anything valuable. If there is
Speaker 15: something valuable and it's locked, they might break into it.
Speaker 15: So of course you have that inconvenience of getting the
Speaker 15: car repeated ale.
Speaker 1: So my friend had his car stole on from his driveway,
Speaker 1: which we're hearing about a lot walking on stealing the cars.
Speaker 1: The car he has has through an app on his
Speaker 1: phone he can see where the car worries. So he
Speaker 1: saw where they parked the car, and he went and
Speaker 1: stole the car back. So he called the police and
Speaker 1: they said, first of all, he called and reported the
Speaker 1: car had been stolen, and then they were like, okay,
Speaker 1: well we'll look into it. And they were, you know,
Speaker 1: because at that point they didn't know. And then he goes,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I can see where it is on
Speaker 1: the app. And then he called them back and he
Speaker 1: was like, oh know where it is. I'm just going
Speaker 1: to go and.
Speaker 4: Steal it back.
Speaker 1: And they were like, well, actually, probably don't go and
Speaker 1: steal it back. We'll meet you there and then we'll
Speaker 1: work out what we.
Speaker 2: Do with it.
Speaker 1: But he had his key, so he met them there
Speaker 1: and then he just took the car back.
Speaker 4: And you know where he parked the car in my driveway.
Speaker 1: Because he didn't want them to come back to his house.
Speaker 1: And I was like, but what if they've put a
Speaker 1: tracking device on the car and now they're going to
Speaker 1: come back and steal it again?
Speaker 3: Parentor it just.
Speaker 2: A little bit?
Speaker 1: Do you hear about that stuff happening?
Speaker 13: Very often?
Speaker 15: We do a lot of cars can be tracked now
Speaker 15: when they're stolen and we do the advice you were
Speaker 15: given was or your friend was given was perfect that
Speaker 15: we will assist in the recovery, So we wouldn't encourage
Speaker 15: people to recovery. But so getting back to your question, Clint, Yeah,
Speaker 15: lock your homes as well. So we do see a
Speaker 15: lot of homes that were cars are stolen are actually
Speaker 15: unlocked as well. So we do have a night shift
Speaker 15: operation and underweight at the moment where we have extra
Speaker 15: police resources on the road for this very reason.
Speaker 3: That just reminds me. I think I've asked once before
Speaker 3: to someone higher up, but you know, you know, you
Speaker 3: come up with the funny little operation names Operation Stinger
Speaker 3: in effect this weekend, we've.
Speaker 1: Got Operation Trinity going on at the moment.
Speaker 3: What's a chance, what's a chance in getting us named
Speaker 3: after one of those operations Operation Jason Laurens right across
Speaker 3: Victoria Strong.
Speaker 1: You know, funny Operation Sick.
Speaker 13: Do you have some intel there you might be able
Speaker 13: to help us.
Speaker 1: What were they stealing from your car the other night?
Speaker 3: Just final thing, give us a story. Stupidest prim you've
Speaker 3: come across in your career, what are you going you
Speaker 3: were to come across some absolute beauties I do.
Speaker 15: This was one from a town when I was growing up. Actually,
Speaker 15: there was a guy that was drink driving and he
Speaker 15: pulled into the he saw the police were behind him,
Speaker 15: and he sort of, you know, panicked a bit. So
Speaker 15: he pulled into the driveway and made out he was
Speaker 15: driving home because once so the police pulled up behind him.
Speaker 13: What are you doing? And he said, I'm at home.
Speaker 15: They said you're sure and he said yeah, And he said, well,
Speaker 15: I don't think you are because this is my house.
Speaker 13: Driving and trespassing.
Speaker 5: What are the.
Speaker 4: Odds that's bad luck?
Speaker 3: What are the odds? I love that?
Speaker 1: Hey, just before you go, I've got one quick question
Speaker 1: because this is something a lot of my friends have
Speaker 1: been doing, and that is that they're leaving their car
Speaker 1: keys near the front door because they're scared if someone
Speaker 1: breaks in. They don't want them running into the bedrooms
Speaker 1: trying to find keys. They're just there and they're like,
Speaker 1: take the keys and take the car.
Speaker 4: Should we do that?
Speaker 13: Look that that's up to you, but it is.
Speaker 3: It is wise advice.
Speaker 15: And what we're seeing is often they are just after cars,
Speaker 15: so we and we do advise not to confront people
Speaker 15: if you do find people breaking in your house and things, so.
Speaker 3: I'll throw the lizard at him. Jase, I've got three kids, Clinton,
Speaker 3: I am not getting a dog as well. Acting Commander
Speaker 3: Adrian Heally joining us on the year. Hey, thank you
Speaker 3: so much for coming in this morning. Mate. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Guys are doing a fine job.
Speaker 4: Do a great job.
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Speaker 16: Well, I'm a marketing manager by trade, and right now
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Speaker 3: What the question is.
Speaker 16: You're a mother of I've got three.
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Speaker 16: Three?
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Speaker 2: In it, and it's got the Aifful Tower.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's got the pyramids.
Speaker 3: I mean, when you've seen the pyramid.
Speaker 1: Little venice, it's got a little venice.
Speaker 3: The venice trips me out, especially when it's four in
Speaker 3: the morning you're wondering through and you're.
Speaker 2: Like this, the roof was blue.
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Speaker 3: One hundred person, one hundred dollars. It's as easy as out.
Speaker 3: Ten o'clock today, Southern Cross Station is where we'll be.
Speaker 1: Handing out cash left, right, and center. We'll see there Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Straight after we left Flint the Street yesterday, I went
Speaker 2: into Channel nine at a very important yet little boring
Speaker 2: training session to do. We're doing a comput to upgrade
Speaker 2: at work.
Speaker 3: So you send me a photo of you on the
Speaker 3: medium and said, I'm in hell, how's your day?
Speaker 2: You know, when these things get a little long in
Speaker 2: the tooth, you get a little bit distracted. And something
Speaker 2: caught my eye as I was on TikTok, so you
Speaker 2: were paying attention. I was on TikTok, but my colleague,
Speaker 2: who was sitting to my right, was doing something far
Speaker 2: more peculiar. And this is what he was doing. He
Speaker 2: might be able to see this la Jason Lawren.
Speaker 4: He's swiping left and raisy on Tinder.
Speaker 2: It looks like he's on Tinder, and that's why I
Speaker 2: was worried. I'm like, mate, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Is he married?
Speaker 2: You're a married. Second of all, you're expecting a child.
Speaker 4: Oh, and he's sitting on Tinder.
Speaker 2: On Tinder, and he goes, no, I'm on Kinder.
Speaker 3: What's kinder?
Speaker 2: Good question? What is kinder? Kinder is Tinder to find
Speaker 2: a name for your baby.
Speaker 3: So basically it's not baby's dating.
Speaker 2: No it's not babies dating. So just say Jason and
Speaker 2: are having a baby. You both get the app Lauren Jayce,
Speaker 2: and you either swipe left or what right on a
Speaker 2: baby name and then and when you both swipe right,
Speaker 2: you match and it goes into the pool of baby nows.
Speaker 3: So we both like that name until this app really
Speaker 3: becomes more public. I don't think I want to be
Speaker 3: caught on this app on public transport.
Speaker 2: What do you want? Kinder? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's quite cute because it says the
Speaker 1: awkward conversation, do you like Henry?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, back to the drawing board. So then you've got
Speaker 1: your list of names that you both like. But how
Speaker 1: rogue are the names? Because some people nearly going left?
Speaker 2: It funny you should say that.
Speaker 3: I think walk into Granny Maze, look at those fake
Speaker 3: little number plates and pick one of those.
Speaker 1: Oh they're all very vanilla names, and people want to
Speaker 1: be different and people want to spell them differently these days.
Speaker 2: Before the break, I think I told you I was
Speaker 2: looking at baby names. I'm looking at baby names with
Speaker 2: our executive producer Brody. We both downloaded the app and
Speaker 2: we started, you know, tossing up a few names for
Speaker 2: a potential girl, a potential boy.
Speaker 3: Have you too agreed on one? You're gonna have you got?
Speaker 2: I've got two matches so far, Brody, what are they?
Speaker 1: We've got Holden.
Speaker 2: We both like Holden, Holden stand away by full Bogaan.
Speaker 4: How's its spelled? He's got a wine in it, hold
Speaker 4: hold In.
Speaker 3: Hold hold very traditional.
Speaker 1: I like Shaquille stun Away, but didn't get a match
Speaker 1: on that one.
Speaker 2: Shaquille anything else?
Speaker 1: Haven't you got a sister called Shakira Leaticia Latsia.
Speaker 2: That's right, shower matches for a boy Jagger and for
Speaker 2: a girl Seeya.
Speaker 4: Do you know what my parients later?
Speaker 2: How did they name you Jays?
Speaker 3: Because I've got three older sisters.
Speaker 2: They did a ballot and themis Yeah, Jason's the.
Speaker 3: Fourth kids who like just you know, everything's out the window.
Speaker 3: And they just said, all right, all the girls can
Speaker 3: throw a name in the hat.
Speaker 2: We pick out Yeah, and who suggests was Jason?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure?
Speaker 2: I think t shirt.
Speaker 1: So Jason's parents went through an urban stage in.
Speaker 3: Cool Michelle, so just typical Brisbane couple Michelle, and then
Speaker 3: they had ray Lee.
Speaker 2: Ray Lee.
Speaker 3: Matter at the caravan park Clint, and then we're in
Speaker 3: an urban stage.
Speaker 1: And Jason does she does she have a complex that
Speaker 1: she doesn't fit into the family tree names.
Speaker 3: Especially she looks like my auntie, so we think they.
Speaker 1: Might have what dad stoop to your auntie what you.
Speaker 3: Like to call her and say, hey, have you ever
Speaker 3: noticed my auntie looks like your mum? And it doesn't
Speaker 3: go down?
Speaker 4: Well, oh no, that's very Chloe car You should t.
Speaker 3: Shirt when she fires up?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, she doesn't talk. You're the first born?
Speaker 2: How did Bobby?
Speaker 1: My brother's name is Bowin Matthew conningsby Phillips h and
Speaker 1: then I got long, My god, it's a family name though,
Speaker 1: So there's there's been four Bowen's.
Speaker 4: In the family.
Speaker 3: Bowen screams bowin, sparkling water, type of electric gates.
Speaker 2: I don't know how my mom and dad came up
Speaker 2: with Clint, an American names close to a few others,
Speaker 2: you know, early in the eighties, Little Clint. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: thirteen twenty four ten. I want to know what sort
Speaker 2: of weird ways, what weird reasons?
Speaker 4: How to get your name?
Speaker 2: You know you got your name? How did you get it?
Speaker 3: If it wasn't on Kinder. How are you coming up
Speaker 3: with a Melbourne.
Speaker 1: A You're named after a character on a TV show?
Speaker 3: Question? Are they photos of baby? No?
Speaker 4: Not photos. You can't order a baby off.
Speaker 2: I've given Jaska fining to have a go.
Speaker 3: All right, let me I go. I'll go through and
Speaker 3: have a.
Speaker 1: Nash Nash stannaway.
Speaker 2: That's a hard no from me, remind it.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. How to get your name?
Speaker 2: Clint's download the new app Kinder. It's not Tinder, it's well,
Speaker 2: it's Tinder for parents.
Speaker 1: Well, no, that sounds like sweet. Is it's baby.
Speaker 2: It's a baby naming app.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so so mum and dad both have the app.
Speaker 1: They swipe left or right on names and then you
Speaker 1: go get a mash.
Speaker 4: You both like that one.
Speaker 2: So we're asking thirteen twenty four to ten, how did
Speaker 2: you get your name?
Speaker 5: Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Kinder, not Thrinder, not trend still thing different things.
Speaker 2: The first call is p et dash A. Is that
Speaker 2: Petta or Peter?
Speaker 16: Yeah, so it's Petter, but it's felt the s felt
Speaker 16: the way of Peter the girl p et A.
Speaker 14: Yeah, p et A.
Speaker 16: So my parents just been all their wisdom thought that
Speaker 16: they would just like the six year old sister love
Speaker 16: that the only stipulation they gave her was that I
Speaker 16: had to start with a.
Speaker 4: P, right, and she said, I don't want a sister,
Speaker 4: I want a pet.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. At a quick glance, it looks
Speaker 3: like pet, you know. At the start of that listen to.
Speaker 16: Them goes like, not only do you have to spell it,
Speaker 16: you have to pronounce it.
Speaker 2: Ordering a coffee Petter?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, So I just used.
Speaker 16: The kids names, easy ones and so. But every time
Speaker 16: someone sends you a text or a message or an email,
Speaker 16: like it's capitalized because I think you're Peter. Like the
Speaker 16: ethical treatment another month?
Speaker 1: Oh, dear Peter.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen. How did you get your name? Melbourne?
Speaker 1: Text from Geelong?
Speaker 3: Good morning, solid name.
Speaker 14: Good morning, good boarders.
Speaker 1: How old are you text?
Speaker 4: I die nine years old?
Speaker 1: In text?
Speaker 4: How did you get your name?
Speaker 14: I was laid after an oil cubsly called Textico and America.
Speaker 4: Are you an heir to an oil? Thrown though?
Speaker 13: Like?
Speaker 4: Are you going to be a billionaire one day?
Speaker 1: Text?
Speaker 14: Maybe?
Speaker 2: Hey? Text? Do you like your name?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: A text?
Speaker 3: When you're at school learning to write your name? Were
Speaker 3: you well advanced and ahead of your other mates because
Speaker 3: your name is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, three letters, it's easy, yeah, tas.
Speaker 2: After school text?
Speaker 1: H have you got a little brother or sister with
Speaker 1: you there? What's their name? Were they named after?
Speaker 14: Ray?
Speaker 3: Lucky? Not ringing?
Speaker 4: Ash, Barker Mane, no screaming babies. More than welcome here?
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to Ash.
Speaker 3: Sorry's just Bena. I always feel for kids with big,
Speaker 3: extravagant names. It's like, imagine that means.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, yeah Ash from McKinnon, Good morning, how'd
Speaker 1: you get your name?
Speaker 17: Good morning? So my partner and I we have we're
Speaker 17: praying with our third child and we did the ant
Speaker 17: and we all have three letter names, so we're sort
Speaker 17: of running short on names with three letters. And we
Speaker 17: found a name on both our family trees with threw
Speaker 17: letters that we liked.
Speaker 1: Oh oh that and what name was it? Aida?
Speaker 2: Aida ok haid Nick and Medo famous from home.
Speaker 4: You say it isn't.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's a good idea.
Speaker 4: They've gone back in the family tree.
Speaker 3: Forget that.
Speaker 2: Jess in Warrigal, how do you get your name?
Speaker 16: So it depends on what show and binge watching at
Speaker 16: the time during the pregnancy.
Speaker 1: Oh, so, who have you gotten the fam. How many
Speaker 1: kids have you got?
Speaker 11: Well, that's three, so my daughter next year, you're telling
Speaker 11: you your name Elaina Elena from Vampire Diary.
Speaker 4: I thought, that's it's going to be signed.
Speaker 1: Felt.
Speaker 7: Who else have you got too?
Speaker 16: Young? Nathaniel from Gossip Girl and Clara from Doctor Who
Speaker 16: Flashed the Nutcracker Ballet?
Speaker 3: I was hoping from the blockader.
Speaker 2: Oh that's strong.
Speaker 1: I love that you at the moment in time as well.
Speaker 3: All right, thirteen twenty fourteen. How'd you get your name? Melbourne?
Speaker 1: Rachelle? Good morning, Good morning?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 17: My mom's a twin and he was adopting a daughter
Speaker 17: into the family as my mum was pregnant, and we
Speaker 17: would have both been called Michelle.
Speaker 11: So they picked the coin.
Speaker 3: I got the coin to see who would keep in
Speaker 3: the name.
Speaker 11: Yes, so he got Michelle and I got Rochelle.
Speaker 1: Rachelle And I say that again, Rachelle.
Speaker 4: She spelt it funny too.
Speaker 1: For a big point of difference. Michelle and Rochelle, the cousins.
Speaker 3: Of twins, the heads you lost your name.
Speaker 1: Have the same name because both parents they fought over it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they both got the same name.
Speaker 3: Yes, we haven't had that draumer in our family with
Speaker 3: a tea shirt.
Speaker 1: Shane Crawford called one of his children the same name
Speaker 1: as his dog because they liked the name of the dogs.
Speaker 1: And then he tried to change the dog's name, but
Speaker 1: the dad hug the dog forever, so they couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: So when he screamed the name, who came running?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, the dog was more obedient.
Speaker 3: Michael in Port Melbourne, How did you come up with
Speaker 3: your name? How they come out? You were good, babe?
Speaker 5: Good.
Speaker 10: So I was named after my brother's imaginary friend. From
Speaker 10: my older brother David, he had an imaginary friend called
Speaker 10: Vicky James, and my parents thought, oh my god, we've
Speaker 10: got to counteract this nut job. So ended up having
Speaker 10: me and called me Michael James to his friend went black.
Speaker 4: People didn't think it was crazy.
Speaker 1: They're like, no, he does.
Speaker 3: Have a brother, so good.
Speaker 2: I wish his imaginary friend was Milko.
Speaker 4: Was the movie about the imaginary friends?
Speaker 1: Dropped Dead? One of the best movies.
Speaker 3: You know what, I'm going to watch out with the
Speaker 3: kids this weekend.
Speaker 1: Your kids would love it. They have a snot sandwich.
Speaker 4: Remember that's right.
Speaker 3: I got my kids to watch weekend at Bernie's last week.
Speaker 3: I was like, do you want to fast forward to
Speaker 3: the dead bit? He's like, no, no, no, we'll back I reckon.
Speaker 1: You'd have to cover their eyes. And he's a little
Speaker 1: bit for.
Speaker 3: There was a couple of scenes, Lauren, Yeah, pretty hard. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's a lot that happened to that dead body dead Fred.
Speaker 3: Great moment, Bernie, for someone that was dead, was a
Speaker 3: whale of a time.
Speaker 5: Loved it.
Speaker 2: You like dog twisters Jason Lawren's tongue twisted Tuesday?
Speaker 1: All right, this is where we like to have a
Speaker 1: laugh with you, not at you. Is there a word
Speaker 1: you cannot say? Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 1: Here's what's happened in the past. Really brewery where if
Speaker 1: that was the passcay to get into the brewery, I wouldn't.
Speaker 13: Get any.
Speaker 3: Seeing a woman who was very manipuls.
Speaker 17: I hope I don't get attacked by a bomb snowman,
Speaker 17: A bumbable.
Speaker 3: Snow man, the abominable, that's the one abdominal snowman thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty four ten to join us on the air. What
Speaker 3: is the word you cannot say? In return? I got
Speaker 3: no horror tickets up for grabs, all right, remember usually
Speaker 3: word in a sentence as well.
Speaker 1: Erica from Geelong, What word can't you say? Can you
Speaker 1: put it in a sentence?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 11: I literally cannot say Australia.
Speaker 1: I don't think Australia.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I think we've got two here, We've got issues and plenty.
Speaker 3: I think we've got two words with this sentence? Can
Speaker 3: you go from the top plays?
Speaker 11: Literally, I can't say Australia.
Speaker 1: She sounds like it had sixteen sharp nice for breakfast.
Speaker 1: She literally can't say Shraia, Okay, let's.
Speaker 11: Break It wasn't until we went on a recent holiday
Speaker 11: in La and people were saying, oh, where are you from,
Speaker 11: and it was like, we're from Australia.
Speaker 4: Literally is a literally issue in Australia. That that's a
Speaker 4: whole sentence.
Speaker 3: We've never had it two in one. That's our first
Speaker 3: two love that for us.
Speaker 1: Well done, Erica Anna from Churnside Park. Is there a
Speaker 1: word you can't say? Maybe a sentence you can't say?
Speaker 17: I have to go in and have regular guestothacy.
Speaker 4: That's a tough sorry.
Speaker 14: Gastroscopies medical it's a medical procedure, you know when you.
Speaker 2: Have the tube. Ana, are you trying to say gastroscopy.
Speaker 14: Yes, I have, I haven't had a crack gastrocacy.
Speaker 3: You need to be careful. I might put that somewhere else.
Speaker 11: That's I'm worried about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you say it?
Speaker 3: Gestroscopy?
Speaker 2: Gastroscopytroscopy.
Speaker 3: That's a camera down the throat, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I believe that's the office?
Speaker 3: And then what's the one?
Speaker 2: Yes, Colleen Philip Island, good morning, Colleen. You a word
Speaker 2: you can't say?
Speaker 14: Yes, I need to put an explanation mark at the
Speaker 14: end of a sentence.
Speaker 4: Explanation.
Speaker 3: Can you say that again?
Speaker 17: Exploration?
Speaker 1: Oh, I reckon, you almost got it.
Speaker 4: That exclamation point, exclamation mark.
Speaker 3: You'd never be able to make a statement, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean? You just give it one more crape explanation.
Speaker 1: That finally finishes off. Nikki from Melton, what word can't
Speaker 1: you say?
Speaker 4: And can you pop it in a sentence?
Speaker 14: I can try for you, guys. It is the statistics
Speaker 14: of a football game, the satistics of a football game.
Speaker 4: There you go, the statistic satistics. The statistician is a
Speaker 4: hard one. Just gona hang on.
Speaker 1: How do you say the statistician?
Speaker 2: Statistician?
Speaker 3: Statistician?
Speaker 1: Statistician, Nikki, can you try and say the person who
Speaker 1: does the statistics is the statistician the.
Speaker 7: Statistics for the no, that's so good.
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