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Speaker 1: This is fifty and whipper Well.

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Speaker 2: Hi, podcast listeners, I'm Snitch and I'm bringing you a

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Speaker 2: brand new Fixing Whip a podcast.

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Speaker 3: It's Friday.

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Speaker 2: We made it all the way to the end of

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Speaker 2: the week, which means that it's time for some riddle time.

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Speaker 2: The guys also ask if you've never been kissed, and

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Speaker 2: like every Friday, yours truly has got a little recap

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Speaker 2: for you.

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Speaker 3: Stick around for that at the end.

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Speaker 1: Whipper all right, one riddle time got brand new fresh riddles.

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Speaker 1: You said at the end of last year. It's fresh man.

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Speaker 1: These riddles are getting old. And then I said to

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Speaker 1: Jess is working on the show, Jess, find a new book, babe.

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Speaker 1: We need some freshies. Lucy or really let Lucy go.

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Speaker 1: We've had to say goodbye to Luci. She's on maternity leaf.

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Speaker 4: She's had a child.

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Speaker 1: We loved Lucy when she was here.

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Speaker 4: We've had to let her go.

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Speaker 5: What you do, She did her best.

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Speaker 1: She was always an eight out of ten seven day

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Speaker 1: he didn't think, so is it?

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Speaker 6: Can we also just no, I'll just skip right past

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Speaker 6: that for all those who ask on the Facebook stream

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Speaker 6: and who've been asking during the week, because every Friday,

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Speaker 6: you would joke that Tom is being let go and

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Speaker 6: he's not been here this week. They think he has

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Speaker 6: been He's back on Monday.

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Speaker 1: He's sack.

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Speaker 7: He is back on Monday, for he hasn't it might

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Speaker 7: be last week when he is back.

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Speaker 8: Well, if we think if we should dedicate every Friday

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Speaker 8: to Tom last.

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Speaker 1: Night he always his last day. Let's get to the riddle, guys,

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Speaker 1: fresh riddles. We're streaming live on the fitt for Facebook page,

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Speaker 1: also Instagram and thirteen twenty four ten if you want

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Speaker 1: to have a crack at one of the rules this morning.

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Speaker 6: We're not on Instagram just for those who are going

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Speaker 6: to jump on it.

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Speaker 4: We're not just here.

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Speaker 1: We got riddle number one. Imagine you were in a

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Speaker 1: room with no holes in the walls or doors. You

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Speaker 1: have no tools with you. How do you get out?

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Speaker 1: We're going to go again. I'm going to go again

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Speaker 1: from the top. Imagine you are in a room with

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Speaker 1: no holes in the walls or doors, You have no

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Speaker 1: tools with you. How do you get out?

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Speaker 7: Will you imagine your way out of it?

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Speaker 4: I'll give you that. That's so good.

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Speaker 1: Well imagining taken out the first What do you know?

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Speaker 1: Will that be the only one for the year. He's gone. Bang,

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Speaker 1: great start, buddy. Here we go.

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Speaker 6: By the way, on the Facebook, Tom Ivey, thanks for you.

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Speaker 4: Can't wait for my probation to kick back.

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Speaker 1: Last week next week mate, see you're Monday.

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Speaker 7: Couldn't help yourself, Tom, Could you know it's a.

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Speaker 1: Huge leave his bum out of this? Here we go.

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Speaker 1: A man walks into a bar and asks for a

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Speaker 1: glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and

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Speaker 1: fires it barely misses the man. He tips the bartender

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Speaker 1: and says thank you, and walks out of the bar.

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Speaker 1: Why did you tip and say thank you?

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Speaker 7: Because there was something on his head, something dangerous on

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Speaker 7: his head.

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Speaker 1: No fits did.

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Speaker 8: And the first thing I think of is that there's

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Speaker 8: the great joke of a guy walks into a bar

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Speaker 8: and had to get eight stitches.

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Speaker 4: He walks straight into the.

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Speaker 1: Bar, so as he walked into the bar somehow or no,

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Speaker 1: but obviously being a riddle, there is a twist what

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Speaker 1: you're hearing. A man walks into a bar and asks

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Speaker 1: for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a

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Speaker 1: shotgun and fires that barely misses the man. He tips

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Speaker 1: him and thanks the bartender, and then walks out of

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Speaker 1: the bar. Why did he tip him and say.

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Speaker 4: Because he was on fire?

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Speaker 9: No, the bartender is not the one that shot.

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Speaker 5: Him, is he?

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Speaker 1: No he didn't shoot him. No one died here, he

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Speaker 4: Why such a long face?

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Speaker 1: No, that's the horse. A horse walks into a bar.

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Speaker 1: Next week we've got a brand new segment where I

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Speaker 1: set up the joke and then you've got to try

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Speaker 1: and guess the punchline.

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Speaker 4: I thought there was a time.

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Speaker 1: A man walks into the bar to get a glass

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Speaker 1: of water. That's your first clue. Why do you need

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Speaker 1: a glass of water? No, the bartender pulls out a

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Speaker 1: the bar. Why did you tip him and say thank you?

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Speaker 7: We're going to Casey and Penrith Casey.

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Speaker 4: What's the answer?

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Speaker 8: Case?

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Speaker 10: I think it's the hiccup.

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Speaker 1: He had the hiccups, spot on Case. So he eded

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Speaker 1: the water and the shotgun has given him a fright,

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Speaker 1: and he said thank you and left the bar. Hang on.

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Speaker 5: The first imagines his way out of the box.

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Speaker 1: He got it and then he was close on this

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Speaker 1: one beside the long.

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Speaker 4: Face, Lucy, we need you back. That was a good riddle.

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Speaker 1: Case he knew it, everyone online knew it. Here we go,

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Speaker 1: third riddle. I'm a cat, a chair, a car, I said.

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Speaker 4: Donald up? Is this a Trump camera?

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Speaker 1: Man? I'm a cat, a chair, a car, and a country.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I darken, sometimes I lighten. You can't touch me.

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Speaker 1: I'm barely anything at all, yet I loom over you.

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Speaker 4: What am I Burmese boomer?

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Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, no, not just a cat? Not cat

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Speaker 1: breathes car on the country, a country, isn't it? Okay?

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Speaker 1: You're trying to make a link between them? No done?

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Speaker 7: What did you do last night of a cat breed? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: You're right?

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Speaker 1: Can you take it like a limitless drug?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 4: This is it something else?

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Speaker 8: It was something I think it was supposed to be

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Speaker 8: for alls as well. I can only move.

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Speaker 1: My pants and I can't get off the chairs. This

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Speaker 1: is not a panetle, a chair, a car, a country.

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Speaker 1: Seems like all different types of shapes. There's a cloth.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I dark and sometimes I lighting. You can't touch me.

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Speaker 1: I'm barely anything at all, yet I loom over you.

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Speaker 7: It's like a shadow.

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Speaker 4: No, what am I.

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Speaker 1: What am I Quite often people will do this and

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Speaker 1: see these things most when they're lying in a park.

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Speaker 5: The sun, no clouds.

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Speaker 1: Cloud see, you're spot on.

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Speaker 4: You've got it.

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Speaker 1: That is the answer for the third riddle. The shape

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Speaker 1: of a country. You know when people.

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Speaker 7: See clouds, Oh my gosh, there's a cat.

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Speaker 1: He's definitely taken somethingles a horse, tranquiliz mate. You see

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Speaker 1: a donkey. It's an example a cat, chair, a car,

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Speaker 1: a country. Sometimes I darken, sometimes I light and you

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Speaker 1: can't touch me yet. I loom over you.

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Speaker 6: I'm a cloud.

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Speaker 1: It's not actually a cat.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to miss riddle time.

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Speaker 1: Great stuff.

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Speaker 8: That's what went wrong at the funeral thirteen twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 8: That's what I'm looking for. He died, jeez, poolbearers from Gharana.

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Speaker 8: I mean, we've all said these guys have gone viral.

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Speaker 8: You can hire these guys to dance and bring a

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Speaker 8: dead family member. Yeah, down, they dance with it, Sarah.

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Speaker 1: They can actually one.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, are they holding the coffin?

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Speaker 7: They have the coffin on their shoulder while they're dancing.

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Speaker 7: Haven't you seen them?

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Speaker 4: No that they're a bit of a viral video.

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Speaker 1: Yeah everybody, and they've got the coffin on the Shlder says,

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Speaker 1: it's like a routine.

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Speaker 9: It feels like it would reflect the death of say

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Speaker 9: your grammar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if Grannie loves his track, yeah for sure, get

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Speaker 1: her in the box and dance.

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Speaker 7: Can we get those four guys to Australia.

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Speaker 4: You don't know what we did with Danny?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 5: No, that's slotely all right.

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Speaker 1: If you've got a dead family member and you need

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Speaker 1: a party at your funeral, what about the one not

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Speaker 1: long ago of the guy and he died here shots,

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Speaker 1: but they dressed him up and set him in a chair.

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Speaker 1: But then there was an issue about you can't tamper

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Speaker 1: and they went, you've gone past the point of being

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Speaker 7: Dear.

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Speaker 1: It was a Party's a real party, woy.

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Speaker 8: Hey just on that as well. I was watching the

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Speaker 8: news last night we're running out of room in cemeteries.

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Speaker 5: Why don't people just get cremated.

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Speaker 7: In New South Walest we're running out of room.

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Speaker 4: And how's this?

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Speaker 8: They've actually found a block of land out at Western Sydney.

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Speaker 11: This two hundred and twenty hectares of Western Sydney bushland

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Speaker 11: the potential key to solving our city's burial shortage for

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Speaker 11: the next eight hundred.

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Speaker 5: Years, one hundred years.

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Speaker 1: I would suggest there's probably a few there already. Do

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Speaker 1: you know what I was reading the other day? And

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Speaker 1: I don't understand, and I don't know why, and I

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Speaker 1: can't work it out. It's more economical economical. Ergonomical would

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Speaker 1: be better. But you can stack.

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Speaker 4: You can stack bodies on top of bodies.

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Speaker 1: You can, and they do. You could stack five bodies

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Speaker 1: in a more compact area than if you stood them upright,

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Speaker 1: And I don't know why. So if you pitched them down? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I heard that five bricks on top of each other.

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Speaker 1: Why is five bricks on top of each other better

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Speaker 1: than five bricks standing side by side, Because.

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Speaker 9: The length of a brick versus the width of a

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Speaker 9: brick is what you're working, isn't five whiss.

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Speaker 1: Is still in the same space because the.

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Speaker 5: Brick is not the same as the length.

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Speaker 9: And if five wi it just doesn't equal one length,

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Speaker 9: then it's taking or just digging deeper.

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Speaker 1: That's all you're doing. If you're standing the bodies upright,

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Speaker 1: you're just digging deeper. Five bricks is five bricks whether

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Speaker 1: you look, whether you look from length or height or width,

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Speaker 1: it's five bricks made same size. Do you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean?

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Speaker 5: Sometimes I don't want to argue with you because I

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Speaker 8: I wanted to play the gun these boys before I go.

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Speaker 8: All I want to say is working for a funeral

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Speaker 8: director or a funeral service.

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Speaker 4: It must be very stressful.

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Speaker 8: Because if something goes wrong, this is such a sad

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Speaker 8: day in people's lives, you know, And you can't obviously

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Speaker 8: you've got to be servicing all the equipment and stuff

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Speaker 8: like this. This happened yesterday at a funeral when they

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Speaker 8: were just about to lower down into the gray the coffin,

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Speaker 4: That, which is great news.

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Speaker 4: No, this was another one.

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Speaker 4: Have a good life. We will see you soon.

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Speaker 7: Thank you, thank you very much, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 7: That's amazing.

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Speaker 4: Do you want an explanation of why?

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Speaker 8: He's bump. So they were trying to explain the village

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Speaker 12: And it's interesting you bring up the village people. So

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Speaker 12: the song came out YMCA in nineteen seventy eight. Donald

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Speaker 12: Trump had a hand in setting up the events of today.

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Speaker 12: As he said, I'll be watching it, he's listening, and

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Speaker 1: Young man has no need to feel.

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Speaker 7: Bad so much.

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Speaker 4: Timing.

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Speaker 1: We've got to rehearse that more man.

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Speaker 4: I really got to get on the same page.

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Speaker 8: On a Friday, Miss Prince Good point to see him

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Speaker 1: That was good timing.

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Speaker 8: J and I on a piano and it was dark, Sarah,

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Speaker 7: And then all of a sudden, he just walks out and.

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Speaker 4: At the piano and everyone was just losing.

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Speaker 4: Was that late to get that?

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Speaker 1: It was hot? It was I was just during a

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Speaker 1: Was like thumb war like one, two, three four, I

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Speaker 1: that's meant to happen.

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Speaker 4: If it didn't, there'd be an issue.

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Speaker 1: So that's what's meant to take place when you're making

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Speaker 4: Can get it.

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Speaker 8: Your first kiss, your first kiss experience is actually horrible.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, always it's a horrible.

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Speaker 4: Got to go through it, mate, But you don't know

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Speaker 8: What the technique is? You hear you got to open

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Speaker 8: don't know how much you struggled with it, don't know

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Speaker 8: how well. No, my first one, it was counted in

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you had to kiss for as long as you could.

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Speaker 7: Everyone else from primary school was counting for school blue.

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Speaker 4: It was year seven graduation. Go you good thing?

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Speaker 1: You in year seven twelve twelve, and it just went

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Speaker 7: It was Kate Ridley and I remember there was a

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Speaker 8: She went for two minutes and I'm like, God, Dan

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Speaker 8: But someone yelled out her brains out and he's going wow.

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Speaker 1: For two minutes.

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Speaker 4: She's now got only fans.

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Speaker 7: Plays unbelievable, horrible experience.

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Speaker 1: I want this girl, what's her name, Maline Malinn Martin right,

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Speaker 1: I want her to tell you her story. Have a listen.

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Speaker 13: Last month I created an application where people could apply

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Speaker 3: Results and got ready to kiss he.

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Speaker 1: Let's get it, she summoned in his mouth through nervous energy.

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Speaker 8: First of all, really hard to understand where that guy

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Speaker 4: Get rid of him.

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Speaker 1: So she's twenty four and she's gone through the ACTS

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Speaker 5: She put up the video of their thirstie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah there's a makeout with Ann. Yeah.

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Speaker 14: No, I haven't.

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Speaker 1: You've never kissed anyone, Ash? How old are you about it?

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Speaker 14: Turning twenty one in about two months?

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Speaker 8: Okay, So what was the closest that you've got to

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Speaker 7: Ash?

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Speaker 14: I was just with some meats at their house and

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Speaker 1: Is there a nervous energy about it? I mean, is

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Speaker 10: Yes, it is. Yeah.

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Speaker 8: So there's a lot of peer pressure from the friends

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Speaker 14: There's a bit of peer pressure, but I also kind

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Speaker 4: Well said good Ash.

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Speaker 1: If we can help you out, we will let's keep

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Speaker 4: Set up a date.

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Speaker 8: Michaels also giving us a call from Wentworth Falls.

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Speaker 10: Hey, there's a going How old are you?

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Speaker 14: I'm twenty one?

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Speaker 4: Still still haven't had a kiss yet?

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Speaker 8: Meg?

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Speaker 1: No, not at all.

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Speaker 8: Have you had a girlfriend or obviously you haven't had

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Speaker 10: No, not at all.

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Speaker 1: Sing Have you had a best girlfriend that you thought

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Speaker 14: Yeah, there was one time when I thought it was

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Speaker 1: Hasn't had a pressure?

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Speaker 8: Boys are taking them away from you, Michael? Do you

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 4: Have you thought about the way that you would do it?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 10: No, not really? Kind of go do it?

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Speaker 1: You know what?

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Speaker 8: I jump out of the What the nightclub was? Where

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Speaker 8: was that nightclub where you make it?

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Speaker 14: Was really a nightclub?

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Speaker 8: It was Panthers?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, no, not bad, Michael. Is there any

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Speaker 15: Oh?

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Speaker 8: Not really?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you'd like to kiss someone?

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Speaker 3: Met.

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Speaker 4: You'd like to, wouldn't you?

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Speaker 1: You know what like thurteen twenty four ten. If you're

455
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Speaker 1: a girl listening right now and you like the sound

456
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Speaker 1: of either Ash or Michael so far.

457
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Speaker 8: A lot of bloke's calling is met Michael for a

458
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Speaker 8: bit of aquad golf out at Penrith you and maybe

459
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Speaker 8: get it over the line.

460
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Speaker 7: Thomas in Kensington?

461
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Speaker 4: How are you? Thomas?

462
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Speaker 10: I'm twenty two two.

463
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Speaker 7: How close have you got before? Thomas?

464
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Speaker 10: Actually never, never, And you've never.

465
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Speaker 9: Like leant in on a girlfriend and just thought, you know,

466
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Speaker 9: she'll laugh at this and we'll think it's fun.

467
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Speaker 10: Sir Tommy, I've pretty much either been working or been

468
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Speaker 10: out of all the boys school prety much since twenty two.

469
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Tommy, you into guys or girls?

470
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Speaker 7: Oh?

471
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Speaker 10: Girls?

472
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Speaker 4: Okay, all right?

473
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Speaker 8: So Thomas is does it play on your mind or you?

474
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Speaker 8: Are you a pretty fleety guy? That's like, it doesn't

475
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Speaker 8: bother me. I'll wait until the.

476
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Speaker 4: Right time life.

477
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,359
Speaker 10: If a girl wants it at the right time, I will,

478
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Speaker 10: But I don't mind, like really, it's just it happens to.

479
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Speaker 1: Happen, tom What do you do for work? Mate?

480
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,160
Speaker 10: So? I currently work with inside Conwalk Bank.

481
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Speaker 8: Right yeah, bankers and no tellers at the bank there

482
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Speaker 8: that you got your eye on, Thomas.

483
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Speaker 10: Or I actually work with inside the corporate officers though, yeah.

484
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Speaker 5: Stuff.

485
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Speaker 1: It's a good question though. Have you ever had a

486
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Speaker 1: crush on someone Thomas and actively pursued them?

487
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Speaker 10: No, No, you never pursued.

488
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Speaker 4: Them to fit your friendship group. Do you talk it

489
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Speaker 4: with your friends, Yeah, but a lot.

490
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Speaker 10: Of them are guys like I've got a few girls

491
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Speaker 10: who are friends, but they've only always been friends. They've never.

492
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Speaker 7: It seems pretty content with it though, and that's fine.

493
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,960
Speaker 1: All three of them have called the show because they'd

494
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Speaker 1: like to have their first kiss. All three of them

495
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 1: are keen, Ash Michael Thomas. They want to meet, especially

496
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Speaker 1: someone they feel comfortable with to have their first kiss.

497
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Speaker 1: That in twenty four ten. If you're a girl listening

498
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Speaker 1: right now, like the sound of either of the lads,

499
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Speaker 1: it don't be creepy. I'm not being creepyer. I'm helping.

500
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,719
Speaker 1: They've called, We've got the service, We've got the chance

501
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Speaker 1: to find the right people for them.

502
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Speaker 8: Let's actually envy them in a way that you go

503
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Speaker 8: back to that that first time is it starts from

504
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,160
Speaker 8: there you said it was horrible. He's horrible, but then

505
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Speaker 8: it gets better and then you know what you find

506
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Speaker 8: the one that you love, and it's that first kiss,

507
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Speaker 8: just going and when.

508
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Speaker 1: Your tongues are dancing, that's right, and sink starts beautiful,

509
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,679
Speaker 1: says Craig.

510
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Speaker 8: Thompson's next to you with a credit card and you're like, WHOA, what.

511
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Speaker 4: You come from?

512
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Speaker 8: That escalated, So we're just talking about people who are

513
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Speaker 8: still overseas trying to get back to Australia.

514
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Speaker 7: I mean it's been a year now.

515
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Speaker 8: Obviously there's circumstances where people have had to go see

516
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Speaker 8: sick ones or whatever.

517
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 7: But Lenny's given us a kill from Woongong.

518
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,159
Speaker 4: What happened with your plane tickets? Lenny?

519
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Speaker 15: Yeah, I was live on zoom with my daughter in

520
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,920
Speaker 15: law trying to get her before chrisfas and we were

521
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 15: both on the same flight website and it was charging

522
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:05,639
Speaker 15: You wanted to charge me twenty three thousand dollars and

523
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Speaker 15: her down for three thousand dollars exactly the same flight.

524
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Speaker 4: So she was three thousand dollars for the ticket.

525
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Speaker 7: You were twenty three thousand exactly.

526
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Speaker 15: Because it was picking up that I was from here obviously,

527
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 15: like uurls or however, Well, yeah, and so it's assuming

528
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Speaker 15: that I'm definitely which I was desperately trying to get

529
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Speaker 15: a relative here and from where Obviously we send her

530
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Speaker 15: the money and got out of it.

531
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and where was where is she in the UK?

532
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Speaker 2: She was?

533
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Speaker 15: She was, she's here now, she's got the flights. She

534
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 15: was in Chicago, so that was right, pretty desperate and

535
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Speaker 15: right near where the riots and everything.

536
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Speaker 9: You know, she's a.

537
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Speaker 1: Good tips So you need to turn your locator off

538
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Speaker 1: on your computer if you're looking a flight, so you.

539
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 7: Get to skit someone to book it for you over there.

540
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Speaker 4: Lenny, is that what you're saying?

541
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Speaker 15: Well, I don't know. I don't know. That's just experience

542
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 15: you are, that's what you see anybody else like we were,

543
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Speaker 15: Lyve was like telling me twenty three I was telling

544
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Speaker 15: her three.

545
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,119
Speaker 1: Flight hacks with Lenny. It's not all welcome on the

546
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Speaker 1: show anytime.

547
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Speaker 8: Haven't we spoken about that before that you can? Yeah,

548
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 8: I think so things cheaper if you change your location.

549
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Speaker 1: Change your location setting, hide your location.

550
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Speaker 7: God don't they.

551
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Speaker 4: Pick that up?

552
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Speaker 8: Because I try to pick up television in Melbourne and

553
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 8: that sometimes.

554
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 1: It's probably the same show Sydney to Melbourne.

555
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:25,639
Speaker 7: No no, no, no no.

556
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Speaker 8: There's certain AFL show stuff and you can't get them

557
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 8: in Sydney because where your location is.

558
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Speaker 5: It used to be the case, like ten years ago.

559
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Speaker 9: Remember when you'd watch a US TV show and because

560
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,399
Speaker 9: it was a season ahead, they wouldn't let you see it.

561
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Speaker 5: But Melbourne to Sydney did you get through that?

562
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Speaker 1: I mean, we hired a place over summer, which was great.

563
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Speaker 1: And what I didn't realize too on the topic of

564
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Speaker 1: going on holidays and hiring places was the not a report.

565
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Speaker 4: What is it?

566
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Speaker 1: They leave the review? Yeah, they leave a review, and

567
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Speaker 1: I didn't realize that I've got to leave a review.

568
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Speaker 1: This was on Stays. We found this house. I've got

569
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 1: to leave a review and they have to leave a review.

570
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Speaker 4: You don't.

571
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Speaker 1: You don't have to, I don't think. But here's the teaser.

572
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: Here's how they get you. I got an email from

573
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Speaker 1: Stays saying that Brook, the girl whose house you'd stayed out,

574
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Speaker 1: has leaved a review of your review. Don't worry about me,

575
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Speaker 1: I'm doing really well. Stays and Leaves has left a review,

576
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 1: but you need to leave your review to see hers.

577
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Speaker 8: Abba awesome, which is not ahead of itself.

578
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Speaker 4: Not a bad idea, is it?

579
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Speaker 5: Did you do it?

580
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Speaker 2: Yes?

581
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:33,439
Speaker 5: About you?

582
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 1: She said I was great, and I said she was great.

583
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Speaker 1: It was beautiful.

584
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Speaker 8: Yeah, we couldn't find the keys, and it's stunk a

585
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Speaker 8: little bit, and then you open theirs up and it goes.

586
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Speaker 4: They were the best.

587
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Speaker 1: After best ever. It was almost like when you are

588
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 1: younger and you want to know what that girl thinks

589
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 1: of you. I need to tell her what I think first,

590
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,159
Speaker 1: just to get the honest from her. How's this for?

591
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: It distincts like the Bens? How's this for a view

592
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: that was left? This was on an island holiday. This

593
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 1: was from a bloke who's given it one star. Unfortunately,

594
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: due to an intiant that occurred, my wife and I

595
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 1: went to this resort, beautiful resort, water sand pool service

596
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: was amazing. We had such a great time that I

597
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,199
Speaker 1: decided to fly home to get our son Tom and

598
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Speaker 1: bring him back so he could enjoy a good time

599
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: with the family. When I returned, things seemed awkward. My

600
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: wife eventually told me that she went for a massage

601
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 1: while I was picking up our son, and the massous

602
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 1: seduced her and she spent a right with him. I'm

603
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 1: not blaming the resort for this, but it's my wife's fault.

604
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,400
Speaker 1: But I just thought i'd let you know that these

605
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 1: sorts of things can happen at this result.

606
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Speaker 7: Oh awesome, dog.

607
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 8: The hotel got one star, but the massus got six stars.

608
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Speaker 8: You know. Probably the biggest thing that surprised us at

609
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 8: the start of twenty twenty one is that Snitchy, who

610
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 8: works on the show, has.

611
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 4: Kept his job. That's true. We thought he was gone.

612
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,120
Speaker 8: He's here for another year, guys, which is great news

613
00:26:58,119 --> 00:26:59,479
Speaker 8: for Snitchy and now Snitchey.

614
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Speaker 7: Runny had a week.

615
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 8: So far to put together a best so wasn't much. Mate,

616
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 8: got so much, it's ready.

617
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 3: It's been easy to make.

618
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it'd been a good week of radio.

619
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: We stuffed up a lot, have we?

620
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 8: Yeah?

621
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 2: Oh?

622
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 1: Good on?

623
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 4: This is our best stuff.

624
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 7: If there's some things that you missed from the show

625
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 7: this week, let's ever listen.

626
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,399
Speaker 3: All right, recap time? How does this all work again?

627
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 2: A little bit of Tom being creepy. We got mat

628
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 2: to group being dead.

629
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 3: I stamp stairs card.

630
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 5: You can stamp anything.

631
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 3: This you can't talk.

632
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 7: He was a call right now. Thirteen twenty fourteen.

633
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: Weippers still came in at one hundred and one point three.

634
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 3: Sarah is still inappropriate.

635
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 5: Throw the guy a petty passion, getting the.

636
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 3: Cat Okay, good to go.

637
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 4: I don't know where to start.

638
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 2: We kicked off the week with old mate Sea joining

639
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 2: us live from La.

640
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 8: Where's that break of fresh air they call Sea?

641
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 2: I think clearly Fitzi's been doing some meditation during his break,

642
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,880
Speaker 2: because he finished off the interview with this confucious saying, if.

643
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 7: You want to be happy for an hour, go and

644
00:27:59,520 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 7: have a slight.

645
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 4: If you want to be happy for an a go

646
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 4: fishing for a day. Okay, if you want to be

647
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 4: happy for a year, get married.

648
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 8: But it says if you want to be married for

649
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 8: a lifetime, give to others.

650
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 2: So close to making sense, and not to be outdone,

651
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 2: Whipper provided us with some of his own I've been

652
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 2: writing a.

653
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,959
Speaker 3: Few of my own quotes, which somehow were worse than

654
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 3: the original. Now is beautiful, honesty is easy back the eighty.

655
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 2: But if there's going to be someone that comes up

656
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 2: with the cheesiest inspirational quote, it's going to be the

657
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 2: guy that's got a tattooed on himself.

658
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 6: Good better, best, never let it rest until the good

659
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,719
Speaker 6: becomes better, and the better becomes best.

660
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 2: Whipper's oldest this week that his kids had discovered some

661
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 2: old fitting Whipper parody songs on YouTube addiction.

662
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 3: And they'd taken to singing them around the house.

663
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: Bomb I'm bum, It's just out the front staring at

664
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: anyone's bum until the cops go.

665
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 2: Really, though, Whipper should be thanking his lucky stars that

666
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 2: his kids didn't get a hold of some older fits

667
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 2: in Whipper parodies, like this subtle number called by the Balls,

668
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 2: or this Adyl parody called fell in Love with the Head.

669
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 8: Sometimes you fall in love and sometimes it's.

670
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 2: With a or this Creed parody called I'm Homeless, or

671
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 2: what about this one?

672
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 3: Oh it's a nervous legal department. Hello, Oh you want

673
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:29,719
Speaker 3: me to burn?

674
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 2: My heart drives immediately. Yeah, it makes total sense. And

675
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 2: that's why we don't do parody songs anymore.

676
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 4: I wear around night.

677
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 8: There's certain things that you do in radio that you're

678
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 8: not proud of fits.

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Speaker 2: He's already been scraping the bottom of the barrel for

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Speaker 2: content this week.

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Speaker 7: This is just the best.

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Speaker 3: When he did a segment.

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Speaker 8: Called dogs that don't sound like dogs, I mean this

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Speaker 8: is why I got into radio.

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Speaker 2: Thankfully, yours truly was there to pick up the pieces

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Speaker 2: and make it a good segment.

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Speaker 7: This is a Bassett Hound sounds like snitchy.

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Speaker 1: Snitchy.

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Speaker 3: Put it together, mate, But there was a couple of

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Speaker 3: ideas that I missed.

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Speaker 4: It's very true.

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Speaker 15: It is.

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Speaker 8: Here we go the Imperial March with that one. This

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Speaker 8: dog's got a very deep voice.

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Speaker 7: That's Lady Gaga.

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Speaker 3: Yes, fine, guys, I'll do it.

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Speaker 1: Why are the best man?

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Speaker 3: And speaking of rescuing?

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Speaker 2: Segments were only in week one and FITZI is completely

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Speaker 2: given up on a couple of these.

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Speaker 7: Is that an amazing story or was that to be boring?

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Speaker 2: Like this segment where Fitzi tried to relate to our

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Speaker 2: call of Sam about his love of.

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Speaker 7: Cats cats as this conversation.

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Speaker 3: I reckon this dog sums up just how well that went.

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Speaker 2: If only we could get Fitzy is excited for segments,

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Speaker 2: as Sarah was when she found out Matt Damon's in town.

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Speaker 5: Matt Damon has dried. He is here, he is in quarantine.

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Speaker 5: Let's find him. He's locked in a room.

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Speaker 3: Because when Sarah wants something, nothing gets in her.

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Speaker 5: Ways with his wife and kids. I would hope that

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Speaker 5: there may be the weak link.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's our HR department. They want to have a

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Speaker 3: chat with your sirs.

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Speaker 5: Smoking hot.

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Speaker 2: And just before we go, here's something that I noticed

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Speaker 2: when I was going through fitz in Whippers old parody songs.

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Speaker 2: Not only is there one parody of a Creed song,

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Speaker 2: there's actually two Creed parodies.

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Speaker 3: Where no, hold on, there's three. Let's go bi who

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Speaker 3: said this show was running out of ideas?

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Speaker 7: I mean, this is why I got into radio.

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Speaker 2: See you guys next week. The show is a Nova podcast.

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Speaker 2: For more great comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast

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Speaker 2: dot com dot au