WEBVTT - A Horse Destroyed My Labia 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:04.760 Hey guys, thanks for subscribing to the podcast. 0:00:05.120 --> 0:00:07.400 If you like what you hear today, click on the 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:08.119 link below. 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:12.520 And look, so many people have been asking us what's 0:00:12.520 --> 0:00:14.040 coming up on the podcast, so we thought we just 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:16.200 addressed as the whole right now. Yeah, it was a 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:19.240 story that got around about how influencers are potentially taking 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:22.119 over as journalists for the number one place that young 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:25.160 people absorb their information, which is devastating to fake journals 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:25.560 like us. 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:29.440 So gen z are getting all their information from influencers, 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:33.040 and like, we thought, that's a load of bullshit, So 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:35.839 we made Abby in the newsroom deliver her news like 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:36.600 an influencer. 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:40.280 Yeah, and she suspiciously transitioned with ease. 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:44.080 Oh, it was beautiful to watch her just morph into 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:45.120 an influencer like that. 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:48.040 So she was speaking in her normal language. 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:51.239 It's like, hey, guys, I'm home. I found myself. 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:51.760 Hey. 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:53.600 We did a nice little talk topic about when have 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:55.400 you played through an injury off the back of Patti 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:58.680 Danel getting smacked in the ribs, and then we spoke 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:01.760 to a particular call who got stepped on by a horse, 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:04.560 and then she went into detail where she got stepped on, 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.680 and then she started talking about specific body parts yeah, 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:10.080 and bits, And I was like, I don't know what's 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:12.679 going on here, and you were writing stuff on paper 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:15.200 saying it's this particular body part yeah, And I was 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:16.000 still confused. 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:21.280 How have you had potentially three children? I don't understand it. 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:24.480 No, I told you carry gives birth ly. 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:29.880 Female anatomy, not a strength of Vanderwhiges. 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:31.800 Anyway, enjoyed the podcast. 0:01:31.720 --> 0:01:34.360 Really, really nice result last night for the Power. 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:37.640 They are on fire eleven in a row. 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:39.119 It's a good football team. 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:42.200 Yeah, it was just it was a pretty slow start, 0:01:42.280 --> 0:01:44.080 but you just always knew they were going to come 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:44.560 back from there. 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:45.040 Yeah. 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:46.960 And a lot of people saying, oh, geez, this is 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:48.400 a bit of a lethargic start, and they're like, oh 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:49.880 they did do FOREE lost all those types of things. 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:51.560 They just just bang. 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:55.520 It's like, okay, we've just been cruising along in second gear. 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:56.400 I turned it on. 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:57.480 Yeah. 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:00.800 Paddy Dangerfield got crunched last night, so it was I 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:03.760 the first or second quarter was really earlier. Yeah, went 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:05.240 off for a little bit, but then came on and 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:07.360 played the game out. It's been revealed this morning that 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:09.040 he went to hospital last night. 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:11.799 Yeah, he is tough, Patrick James, that is so tough, 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:12.480 really tough. 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:14.360 And I'd tell you what, there's no point getting angry 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:16.200 at Port Adelaide because I'm pretty sure it was Gary 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:20.440 Rohan that pushed Dan Houston and then collide with Patrick Dangerfield. 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:22.359 Yeah, and then you had a situation a couple of 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:24.920 weeks ago with a broke his jaw but played on 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:25.920 Lockey Jones. 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:29.240 So last week, six minutes ago in the game at 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:32.320 Lockie Jones breaks his jaw, wins the ball and then 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:34.000 plays out the rest of the game. Then goes, oh, 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:36.480 just jaws a little bit tender, might get a skin 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:37.160 on that bank. 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:39.040 Broken four weeks off. 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:39.880 Unbelievable stuff. 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:42.400 And then my husband informs me that because they've just 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:45.480 had the Stanley Cup ice hockey finals over there and 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:48.680 they played playoff series, is like like seven odd games. 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:52.519 One of the players, one of the Florida Panthers players 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:55.480 who went on to lose the series to Las Vegas, 0:02:56.080 --> 0:03:01.920 played four weeks with a broken sternum. Goodness, broken stern. 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:04.600 He was in so much pain that he couldn't dress 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:06.760 himself for the game, so other people had to dress 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:08.480 him and put his skates on, and then he goes 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:11.120 out in the ice and plays unbelievable stuff. Another one 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:15.160 of the players, Aaron eck Bland, had during that final 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:17.840 series two dislocated shoulders. 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:18.400 He had to. 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:21.200 Pass the concussion tests and it turns out he had 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:22.400 a broken foot. 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:27.440 Hang on, so two dislocated shoals, a sore head and 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:28.079 a sore. 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:29.320 Foot, a broken foot? 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:32.400 What were they doing just strapping his stick to him 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:35.920 and throwing it? So I've got get a meg plant. 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:39.560 I've never broken a foot, but can you imagine someone 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:41.960 putting an ice skate on it and then going just 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:43.600 go out there and skate and get beaten up? 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:45.720 Yeah, that's not nice. So Nhli still got this old 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:47.640 school mentality where you just got to push through the 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:50.280 pain totally. Oh I'm seeing three things, well, go for 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:50.880 the middle one. 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:53.080 Well then, and then we switched over to the soccer 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:56.080 because soccer whos played Argentina last night and I swear 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:58.560 to God, within the first five minutes of that match 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:02.040 there were three Argentina and Argentina players that went down. 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:06.720 It was like they'd been shot and they're like, I'm 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:10.880 dying and then precisely thirty six seconds later they're up 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:13.960 running round again, it's like, stop carrying on. You don't 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:16.520 have a broken foot or two dislocated shoulders exactly. 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:18.960 Now, this is not a knock on soccer players, it is, 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:20.000 but this is a trend. 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:26.159 It begs the question this morning, thirteen twenty four to ten, 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:29.480 when have you just gotten on with it and not 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:31.440 realized how injured you were? 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:33.920 Did you play through anything painful? 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:34.560 Yeah? 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:37.600 Absolutely, what It was probably too stupid to identify that 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:41.080 I was in serious pain. So what I thought was 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:45.040 just a bit of a torn groin, plagued through it, 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:48.520 and the next day, very very sore, went to the 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:51.360 doctor somehow. They're like, oh, no, no, it's just you've 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:53.279 had a bit of a spasm or a cramp. I 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:55.400 got through Thursday to the next week and find I'm like, 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:56.279 I can't walk properly. 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:59.760 Here, wehn't got a scan. Bang, I'd ripped off the bone. 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:02.200 So I got off the bone two adductor muscles on 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:04.560 the inside that had ripped off the bone. So what 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:06.880 happens in situations like that, because you've got so many ductors, 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:08.680 the other ones and the bigger ones just sort of 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:11.120 take over the area. Yeah, but it was still like, 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:12.560 oh no, you'll be right next week and I win 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:14.560 got scinned, like, actually you're out for three months. 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:15.720 Oh my goodness. 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:18.800 I just love that the other adductors are in there, 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:19.480 going we've. 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:26.360 Got this all right. Donald and Jimmy are downright, boys, 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:27.080 Let's regroup. 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:32.760 And that's after they've tried to like go in and 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:34.479 drag Donald and Jimmy off the ground. 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:36.160 Get up, boys, keep going, no you can't. 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:40.320 That's right, We've got this. I love that your inductors 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:41.840 are talking to each other. That's so cute. 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:43.159 It's good. They're very, very connected. 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:44.479 Thirteen twenty fourteen. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.240 When did you get on with it when you did 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:49.000 not realize how very badly injured you were? 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:52.599 Sometimes with the kids, you're like, ah, if they fall. 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:54.800 I've had a friend whose kid fell on the trampoline 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:56.720 and she's like, oh, you're right, darling, can you move it? 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:56.960 Yep? 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:58.840 Off you go to school and then found out broken. 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:01.480 I really thoes there. 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:08.360 I don't know anyway. A couple of them your arm morning. 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:10.279 When did you get on with it and you didn't 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:10.960 know you were injured? 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:14.520 I went to move my horse in ament in November 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:19.440 last year, and she went into fight and flight mode 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:24.200 and she stomped on my left foot, pushed me over backwards, 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:27.600 stomped on my right femur, and then stuck her rear 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:28.880 horse between my legs. 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:29.960 She had a crack. 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:35.039 Yeah, she had a good crack and unfortunately, well she 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:38.840 didn't break anything. And that happened at quarter past ten 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:41.680 in the morning. By the time I got her onto 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:44.800 the truck to move her, it was one o'clock in 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:48.000 the afternoon. Right by the time I got her to 0:06:48.080 --> 0:06:50.240 a new adjustment, it was half past one. By two 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:51.520 o'clock I was in hospital. 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:53.560 Well, oh my. 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:57.280 Goodness, Jan, Yeah, so what ines In the end? 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:01.760 I had nine stitch is on the inside of my 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:08.919 right Lady, she really put her real right between my legs. 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:13.600 Oh god, this is Jan. This is the time where 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:17.360 I don't keep on asking further questions. Jodie's waving her 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:21.440 arms at me, just saying just just leave it there anything. 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:28.840 It was not very pleasant, that's all for three hours 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:30.600 and got it to where she needed to be. 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:34.160 Wow, you can really soldiering on. 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:39.520 I'll tell you what horses you cannot trust horses going to. 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:44.880 Rachel from sleepid quickly, please, Rachel, good. 0:07:44.680 --> 0:07:45.600 Thank you, Rachel. 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:50.080 Tell me whatever happened to you was your upper body. 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:56.200 I don't know if I can top that, but yeah, wow, Yeah. 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:59.480 I was doing a surf competition many years ago and 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:04.040 sort of ten minutes into my heat, my surfboard smashed 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:07.360 into my face and broke my well, hurt my nose 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:09.280 and blood, blood going everywhere. 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:09.600 You know. 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:11.160 It's not what you want when you're in the middle 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:15.640 of the ocean. Yeah, yeah, And I felt like I 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:20.960 broke my nose and continued surfing in the heat, probably 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:23.360 fifteen minutes ago, and I actually won the heat. But 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:26.120 when I came in and everyone was just looking at 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:29.119 me with blood coming down my face and my nose 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:30.720 was apparently to the side of my face. 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:35.040 Oh, and is this stuff of movies? 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:38.480 But also you know what happens when there's blood in 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:39.439 the water in the ocean. 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:41.839 Yeah, you know who's. 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:42.079 Coming for you? 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:43.320 Yeah, we were. 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:45.360 It was held it by a PingER, you know, which 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:48.160 is quite known for fifty years of sharky waters. 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:48.600 Yeah. 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:52.720 Whilst I applaud your bravery, that could have ended real 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:54.280 bad for you, right, g. 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:59.040 And piranhas and all sorts of things, you know. Back 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:08.760 to Jams twenty minutes and nine o'clock. There's a lot 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:09.720 to look forward to when. 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:10.400 It comes to Fridays. 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:11.360 Oh, we love our Fridays. 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:13.800 Here you got the Battle of the Bangers, which was 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:16.560 a good one. This morning is very very epic. Smile 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:18.920 at the top of the shelf. Ricon fifty Fridays with 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:19.720 Ryan Fitzgerald. 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:20.480 We love this. 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:23.959 I play that opener to the kids every Friday. It 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:27.360 doesn't get in the same response I get from you, guys. 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:28.920 How are you great? 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:31.800 Many good good and Battle of the Bangers? I don't 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:34.040 know Jade's growing up. A banger was someone who loved 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:37.439 their heavy metal music as well. Remember those. Yeah, if 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:40.479 you're a banger at school, you usually wore a Metallica 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:43.120 T shirt and tight jeans and you're a bit of 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:45.560 a banger. But I do love your Battle of the Bangers. 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:47.520 What was the selection today, guys? And I'll give you 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:48.560 my my result. 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:50.680 Okay, here we go, here we go. You got this one, 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:59.240 fatigue or you've got this one? What a contrast? 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:01.440 Well, let me tell you this. 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:03.760 I was a banger in high school, so I'm going 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:04.480 with chiesewee. 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:05.080 I'm so sure. 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:09.960 Okay, So thank you for taking that big handful of 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:12.280 salt and rubbing it into my wound. 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:15.040 You appreciate that, you'd be happy to. 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:16.920 Know it got the job done. 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:19.240 We played a bit of coaches on over before and 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:20.440 this will be our last yift. 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:24.400 That's it, it's all over. No, No, that's good. That 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:25.120 was a good selection. 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:26.400 I like that one, Vizy. 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:29.320 How impressed were you by the Port Adelaide Football club 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:29.880 last night? 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:31.400 Just taking out the rain and premieres? 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:35.040 They are the real deal, Jody, They really are. I 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:38.280 mean last night, I mean to win by over six goals. 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:43.040 That was a dominant performance. And the only thing that 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:45.680 I need to worry about, or anyone needs to worry 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:48.320 about with Port Adelaide is have they gone too hard 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:51.080 too early? You know, it is their form, their best 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:54.160 halfway through the season. But you know what, I'd rather 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:57.000 be playing like this halfway through the year than some 0:10:57.080 --> 0:10:58.800 of the other teams that aren't in the top eight 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:01.640 at the moment. So yeah, it was very impressive world 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:04.040 under Paul Lai. They looked magnificent at the moment. 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:05.720 It's a story of my life. 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:09.240 It's but what is on their side and what people 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:11.400 are saying is well, the engine room is so young, 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:14.520 so if it's rosy. But as on On Francis, these guys 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:16.520 are still young enough to not get sore or not 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:17.120 need a break. 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:19.200 Is that just? Is that too old school to think? 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:20.040 Do you reckon? 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:21.120 They're playing through injury? 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:23.280 That that is something that I never did in my 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:27.880 career because I was such a weak turd. I I 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:32.440 remember when I popped my shoulder out for the first time, Hazy, 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:33.959 did you ever go on the green whistle? 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:36.559 Do you get on the grat? 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:39.199 Well? I popped my shoulder out for the first time, Jones, 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:41.120 and they couldn't The doctor couldn't get it back in. 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:44.960 It was a local doctor in Melbourne at Punt Road 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:47.600 there and they couldn't get it back in for an 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:48.199 hour and a half. 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:48.960 And I went through. 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:54.360 I went through two whistles, man, I was playing the 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:56.480 rude sandstorm in the rooms. 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:58.360 I had my top off. 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:00.679 I was on people's shoulders, fire out. 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:05.760 I ended up at the Savvy that night and then 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:06.520 went to Rise. 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:09.040 Yeah, that's amazing. 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:12.199 I was in exact same situation, so they couldn't get 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:12.920 my shoulder back in. 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:13.880 This was the Ponderosa. 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:16.240 So I ended up with Lyel McEwen and they had 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:18.440 to put me to sleep to slip it back in, 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:22.520 and then the irresponsible nurses let my housemates in who 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:22.880 had a. 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:25.680 Text, and the drew penises all over me. 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:29.600 So I woke up with my arm and a cast 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:33.680 and a photo of me just Harvard in cartoon Fallacies. 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:36.880 Which is how you used to sign footballs back and. 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:40.200 Your signature comes back. 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:45.640 So my pain barrier was very very low. If I 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:47.559 got injured, I was straight off the ground. I'm not 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:50.560 sticking around. But those boys are bloody tough, very tough. 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:53.520 Yeah, I just very quickly. The Crows they've got the 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:54.320 buy this weekend. 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:57.560 Well, let's hope. 0:12:57.600 --> 0:13:01.079 So God, if there's if there's ever a team that's 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:03.079 looking forward to the buy, it's Carlton at the moment. 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:05.480 If you're a Carlton supporter, isn't it like it's just 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:07.880 I went on the front I went on the front 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:09.920 bar the other night and I've never had so much 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:14.480 more fun than just I had about fifteen Carlton jokes 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:18.680 up my slope and as a South Australian, it's so 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:21.320 good that this year both teams are doing quite well 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:24.000 and we're not that person that everyone's joking about. But 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:27.000 isn't it Yeah, it'd be good for the boys just 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:30.000 to have a rest, refresh and come back because those 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:33.079 young kids are playing really well, but they their bodies can't, 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:35.200 you know, they can't handle a full year. So to 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:37.560 have a week halfway through it will be great for 0:13:37.600 --> 0:13:39.960 the term. So obviously last week we spoke to you 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:42.400 before Texas to fiftieth. Can you just explain to you 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:45.760 what happened to you physically as Taylor Walker was approaching 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:49.400 goal number ten. I just I couldn't you know that 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:52.920 those days that were it just falls into your lap, Paisy, 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:56.120 It's just and everything was happening. I'm so glad for 0:13:56.240 --> 0:13:59.520 the crowd that had happened because watching it was like 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:02.400 it was in slow motion. And you know, Oscar Allen 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:04.880 was standing him, which is he's probably the best player 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:06.680 in the West Coast team at the moment, and I 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:09.160 thought once they put him on him, he won't kick anymore. 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:12.480 He kicked another three, but that tenth goal he got 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:15.959 thrown out of the marking contest and then all of 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:18.920 a sudden, he played for the free kick, looked at 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:21.600 the umpire and as he looked back around, the ball 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:24.680 just happened to bounce up right into his hands and 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:29.280 he just snapped it for his tenth poetry in motion 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:31.040 in goals, we're. 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:31.880 Going to take about on this. 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:34.920 So Sam pal Pepper was interviewed postgame last night. 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:36.000 I don't know if you caught it. 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:39.000 He got a little bit excited talking about Quintin Nichele's deboo. 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:39.840 Do you want to have a list of this? 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:40.520 Yeah? 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:44.000 Love to and you're so proud to be playing alongside 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:44.280 him now. 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:46.800 And he's a good player. 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:51.960 I love that you love that from a young man, 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:53.720 that's from the heart. 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:56.480 And that's why we love footballers is because I mean, 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:58.640 we get a dump button in radio, but they don't 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:01.600 get it with interviews for an AFL game, that's for sure. 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:03.800 So good to speak to you, FFFITZI. 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:08.320 Love you guys. Have a great week in mate. 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:09.760 Have you checked out? 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:12.560 What if dot COM's a top ten winter weekend as yet? 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:13.720 How could it wa? 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:15.320 Tipon? System's in there? 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:17.200 Camera, can's tweetheads? 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:19.200 The book? You to get away on the waterfat? 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:20.600 What if it's Ouzzie for travel? 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:24.320 Well, hazy, I've had the pleasure of interviewing our next 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:27.840 performer before and can I just give your heads up? 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:30.880 You don't know what you're going to get I like it. 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:35.440 Performing at the Adelaie Cabaret Festival. The show is called Engorged. 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:37.680 Can you please welcome Rubin Cateren. 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:41.720 I'd love to say it's a pleasure, but it is 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:43.880 very early in the morning for me to be here. 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:45.200 This feels homophobic. 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:48.800 Now what about this. 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:51.800 The sixteenth of June is sold out, the seventeenth of 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:53.240 June is pretty much sold out. 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:54.200 But you've had to put. 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:55.600 On a new show on the twenty fourth of June 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:56.520 at seven thirty pm. 0:15:56.880 --> 0:16:00.160 I have by public demand democracy and action. And the 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:03.480 Greece invented two things, democracy and homosexuality. So let's see 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:04.560 which one does well for me. 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:09.040 It ties in beautifully to the show title and gorged 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:14.640 indeed through it swollen, overblown, everything that makes your mind go, 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:16.120 what's going on here? 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:18.320 Well, originally what we wanted to do was have the 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:21.400 word gorge in it, like oh that's gorge, Oh that's gorge. 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:24.520 And then we realized that if we just put engrged 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:27.400 but capitalize the gorge and that we can get a 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:31.800 really filthy pun in under the radar, so to speak. 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:34.760 For the Adelaide Cabaret Fessel, and they went with it. 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:36.520 It's sort of like when we were at q PAC 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:39.760 in Queensland that had the ten meter high led screens 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:41.760 on the side of the building and we had them 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:45.040 with the K hole there because no one at q 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:45.880 PAC knew. 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:48.840 What a k hole was one. 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:52.240 So today I've got engaged on the Adelaide Cabaret Festival 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:53.720 out the front in ten meter letters. 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:55.640 Well done you And it's not like you to love 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:56.800 a filthy pun, is it. 0:16:56.960 --> 0:16:59.280 There's a reason I'm not allowed on live TV anymore. 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:04.000 That's why I'm on tour so much. It's harder to 0:17:04.040 --> 0:17:05.120 hit a moving target. 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:07.760 Yes, Ruben what sort of songs are we performing? 0:17:07.920 --> 0:17:08.080 Oh? 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:10.760 Well, there's a couple of originals in there. It's eighteen 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:13.960 musicians that I've got there. I know normally have different 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:16.120 names for the band. So normally it's ruben Ka and 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:19.679 the Close Contacts or ruben k and the Emergency Contacts. 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:23.760 This year it's ruben k and the Afterthoughts because there's 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:29.760 a sorry because there's eight Do you have a dump button? 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:32.159 I can't find I can't find it. 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:37.399 The song list is absolutely incredible, as am I. In fact, 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:40.760 I don't think the Adelaide Cabaret festival deserves to have me. 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:43.600