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Speaker 1: And look, so many people have been asking us what's
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Speaker 1: addressed as the whole right now. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 1: story that got around about how influencers are potentially taking
Speaker 1: over as journalists for the number one place that young
Speaker 1: people absorb their information, which is devastating to fake journals
Speaker 1: like us.
Speaker 3: So gen z are getting all their information from influencers,
Speaker 3: and like, we thought, that's a load of bullshit, So
Speaker 3: we made Abby in the newsroom deliver her news like
Speaker 3: an influencer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she suspiciously transitioned with ease.
Speaker 3: Oh, it was beautiful to watch her just morph into
Speaker 3: an influencer like that.
Speaker 4: So she was speaking in her normal language.
Speaker 5: It's like, hey, guys, I'm home. I found myself.
Speaker 6: Hey.
Speaker 1: We did a nice little talk topic about when have
Speaker 1: you played through an injury off the back of Patti
Speaker 1: Danel getting smacked in the ribs, and then we spoke
Speaker 1: to a particular call who got stepped on by a horse,
Speaker 1: and then she went into detail where she got stepped on,
Speaker 1: and then she started talking about specific body parts yeah,
Speaker 1: and bits, And I was like, I don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on here, and you were writing stuff on paper
Speaker 1: saying it's this particular body part yeah, And I was
Speaker 1: still confused.
Speaker 3: How have you had potentially three children? I don't understand it.
Speaker 4: No, I told you carry gives birth ly.
Speaker 2: Female anatomy, not a strength of Vanderwhiges.
Speaker 5: Anyway, enjoyed the podcast.
Speaker 4: Really, really nice result last night for the Power.
Speaker 5: They are on fire eleven in a row.
Speaker 7: It's a good football team.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was just it was a pretty slow start,
Speaker 5: but you just always knew they were going to come
Speaker 5: back from there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And a lot of people saying, oh, geez, this is
Speaker 1: a bit of a lethargic start, and they're like, oh
Speaker 1: they did do FOREE lost all those types of things.
Speaker 5: They just just bang.
Speaker 3: It's like, okay, we've just been cruising along in second gear.
Speaker 7: I turned it on.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Paddy Dangerfield got crunched last night, so it was I
Speaker 3: the first or second quarter was really earlier. Yeah, went
Speaker 3: off for a little bit, but then came on and
Speaker 3: played the game out. It's been revealed this morning that
Speaker 3: he went to hospital last night.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he is tough, Patrick James, that is so tough,
Speaker 4: really tough.
Speaker 1: And I'd tell you what, there's no point getting angry
Speaker 1: at Port Adelaide because I'm pretty sure it was Gary
Speaker 1: Rohan that pushed Dan Houston and then collide with Patrick Dangerfield.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you had a situation a couple of
Speaker 3: weeks ago with a broke his jaw but played on
Speaker 3: Lockey Jones.
Speaker 1: So last week, six minutes ago in the game at
Speaker 1: Lockie Jones breaks his jaw, wins the ball and then
Speaker 1: plays out the rest of the game. Then goes, oh,
Speaker 1: just jaws a little bit tender, might get a skin
Speaker 1: on that bank.
Speaker 4: Broken four weeks off.
Speaker 5: Unbelievable stuff.
Speaker 3: And then my husband informs me that because they've just
Speaker 3: had the Stanley Cup ice hockey finals over there and
Speaker 3: they played playoff series, is like like seven odd games.
Speaker 3: One of the players, one of the Florida Panthers players
Speaker 3: who went on to lose the series to Las Vegas,
Speaker 3: played four weeks with a broken sternum. Goodness, broken stern.
Speaker 3: He was in so much pain that he couldn't dress
Speaker 3: himself for the game, so other people had to dress
Speaker 3: him and put his skates on, and then he goes
Speaker 3: out in the ice and plays unbelievable stuff. Another one
Speaker 3: of the players, Aaron eck Bland, had during that final
Speaker 3: series two dislocated shoulders.
Speaker 5: He had to.
Speaker 3: Pass the concussion tests and it turns out he had
Speaker 3: a broken foot.
Speaker 1: Hang on, so two dislocated shoals, a sore head and
Speaker 1: a sore.
Speaker 5: Foot, a broken foot?
Speaker 1: What were they doing just strapping his stick to him
Speaker 1: and throwing it? So I've got get a meg plant.
Speaker 3: I've never broken a foot, but can you imagine someone
Speaker 3: putting an ice skate on it and then going just
Speaker 3: go out there and skate and get beaten up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not nice. So Nhli still got this old
Speaker 4: school mentality where you just got to push through the
Speaker 4: pain totally. Oh I'm seeing three things, well, go for
Speaker 4: the middle one.
Speaker 3: Well then, and then we switched over to the soccer
Speaker 3: because soccer whos played Argentina last night and I swear
Speaker 3: to God, within the first five minutes of that match
Speaker 3: there were three Argentina and Argentina players that went down.
Speaker 3: It was like they'd been shot and they're like, I'm
Speaker 3: dying and then precisely thirty six seconds later they're up
Speaker 3: running round again, it's like, stop carrying on. You don't
Speaker 3: have a broken foot or two dislocated shoulders exactly.
Speaker 1: Now, this is not a knock on soccer players, it is,
Speaker 1: but this is a trend.
Speaker 3: It begs the question this morning, thirteen twenty four to ten,
Speaker 3: when have you just gotten on with it and not
Speaker 3: realized how injured you were?
Speaker 2: Did you play through anything painful?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, what It was probably too stupid to identify that
Speaker 1: I was in serious pain. So what I thought was
Speaker 1: just a bit of a torn groin, plagued through it,
Speaker 1: and the next day, very very sore, went to the
Speaker 1: doctor somehow. They're like, oh, no, no, it's just you've
Speaker 1: had a bit of a spasm or a cramp. I
Speaker 1: got through Thursday to the next week and find I'm like,
Speaker 1: I can't walk properly.
Speaker 4: Here, wehn't got a scan. Bang, I'd ripped off the bone.
Speaker 1: So I got off the bone two adductor muscles on
Speaker 1: the inside that had ripped off the bone. So what
Speaker 1: happens in situations like that, because you've got so many ductors,
Speaker 1: the other ones and the bigger ones just sort of
Speaker 1: take over the area. Yeah, but it was still like,
Speaker 1: oh no, you'll be right next week and I win
Speaker 1: got scinned, like, actually you're out for three months.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: I just love that the other adductors are in there,
Speaker 2: going we've.
Speaker 4: Got this all right. Donald and Jimmy are downright, boys,
Speaker 4: Let's regroup.
Speaker 3: And that's after they've tried to like go in and
Speaker 3: drag Donald and Jimmy off the ground.
Speaker 2: Get up, boys, keep going, no you can't.
Speaker 5: That's right, We've got this. I love that your inductors
Speaker 5: are talking to each other. That's so cute.
Speaker 4: It's good. They're very, very connected.
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: When did you get on with it when you did
Speaker 3: not realize how very badly injured you were?
Speaker 5: Sometimes with the kids, you're like, ah, if they fall.
Speaker 3: I've had a friend whose kid fell on the trampoline
Speaker 3: and she's like, oh, you're right, darling, can you move it?
Speaker 6: Yep?
Speaker 3: Off you go to school and then found out broken.
Speaker 3: I really thoes there.
Speaker 5: I don't know anyway. A couple of them your arm morning.
Speaker 5: When did you get on with it and you didn't
Speaker 5: know you were injured?
Speaker 9: I went to move my horse in ament in November
Speaker 9: last year, and she went into fight and flight mode
Speaker 9: and she stomped on my left foot, pushed me over backwards,
Speaker 9: stomped on my right femur, and then stuck her rear
Speaker 9: horse between my legs.
Speaker 4: She had a crack.
Speaker 9: Yeah, she had a good crack and unfortunately, well she
Speaker 9: didn't break anything. And that happened at quarter past ten
Speaker 9: in the morning. By the time I got her onto
Speaker 9: the truck to move her, it was one o'clock in
Speaker 9: the afternoon. Right by the time I got her to
Speaker 9: a new adjustment, it was half past one. By two
Speaker 9: o'clock I was in hospital.
Speaker 4: Well, oh my.
Speaker 2: Goodness, Jan, Yeah, so what ines In the end?
Speaker 9: I had nine stitch is on the inside of my
Speaker 9: right Lady, she really put her real right between my legs.
Speaker 1: Oh god, this is Jan. This is the time where
Speaker 1: I don't keep on asking further questions. Jodie's waving her
Speaker 1: arms at me, just saying just just leave it there anything.
Speaker 9: It was not very pleasant, that's all for three hours
Speaker 9: and got it to where she needed to be.
Speaker 3: Wow, you can really soldiering on.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what horses you cannot trust horses going to.
Speaker 3: Rachel from sleepid quickly, please, Rachel, good.
Speaker 10: Thank you, Rachel.
Speaker 5: Tell me whatever happened to you was your upper body.
Speaker 11: I don't know if I can top that, but yeah, wow, Yeah.
Speaker 11: I was doing a surf competition many years ago and
Speaker 11: sort of ten minutes into my heat, my surfboard smashed
Speaker 11: into my face and broke my well, hurt my nose
Speaker 11: and blood, blood going everywhere.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 11: It's not what you want when you're in the middle
Speaker 11: of the ocean. Yeah, yeah, And I felt like I
Speaker 11: broke my nose and continued surfing in the heat, probably
Speaker 11: fifteen minutes ago, and I actually won the heat. But
Speaker 11: when I came in and everyone was just looking at
Speaker 11: me with blood coming down my face and my nose
Speaker 11: was apparently to the side of my face.
Speaker 4: Oh, and is this stuff of movies?
Speaker 3: But also you know what happens when there's blood in
Speaker 3: the water in the ocean.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know who's.
Speaker 10: Coming for you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were.
Speaker 11: It was held it by a PingER, you know, which
Speaker 11: is quite known for fifty years of sharky waters.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Whilst I applaud your bravery, that could have ended real
Speaker 3: bad for you, right, g.
Speaker 4: And piranhas and all sorts of things, you know. Back
Speaker 4: to Jams twenty minutes and nine o'clock. There's a lot
Speaker 4: to look forward to when.
Speaker 7: It comes to Fridays.
Speaker 5: Oh, we love our Fridays.
Speaker 1: Here you got the Battle of the Bangers, which was
Speaker 1: a good one. This morning is very very epic. Smile
Speaker 1: at the top of the shelf. Ricon fifty Fridays with
Speaker 1: Ryan Fitzgerald.
Speaker 5: We love this.
Speaker 6: I play that opener to the kids every Friday. It
Speaker 6: doesn't get in the same response I get from you, guys.
Speaker 5: How are you great?
Speaker 6: Many good good and Battle of the Bangers? I don't
Speaker 6: know Jade's growing up. A banger was someone who loved
Speaker 6: their heavy metal music as well. Remember those. Yeah, if
Speaker 6: you're a banger at school, you usually wore a Metallica
Speaker 6: T shirt and tight jeans and you're a bit of
Speaker 6: a banger. But I do love your Battle of the Bangers.
Speaker 6: What was the selection today, guys? And I'll give you
Speaker 6: my my result.
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go, here we go. You got this one,
Speaker 4: fatigue or you've got this one? What a contrast?
Speaker 7: Well, let me tell you this.
Speaker 6: I was a banger in high school, so I'm going
Speaker 6: with chiesewee.
Speaker 5: I'm so sure.
Speaker 3: Okay, So thank you for taking that big handful of
Speaker 3: salt and rubbing it into my wound.
Speaker 5: You appreciate that, you'd be happy to.
Speaker 4: Know it got the job done.
Speaker 1: We played a bit of coaches on over before and
Speaker 1: this will be our last yift.
Speaker 6: That's it, it's all over. No, No, that's good. That
Speaker 6: was a good selection.
Speaker 5: I like that one, Vizy.
Speaker 3: How impressed were you by the Port Adelaide Football club
Speaker 3: last night?
Speaker 5: Just taking out the rain and premieres?
Speaker 6: They are the real deal, Jody, They really are. I
Speaker 6: mean last night, I mean to win by over six goals.
Speaker 6: That was a dominant performance. And the only thing that
Speaker 6: I need to worry about, or anyone needs to worry
Speaker 6: about with Port Adelaide is have they gone too hard
Speaker 6: too early? You know, it is their form, their best
Speaker 6: halfway through the season. But you know what, I'd rather
Speaker 6: be playing like this halfway through the year than some
Speaker 6: of the other teams that aren't in the top eight
Speaker 6: at the moment. So yeah, it was very impressive world
Speaker 6: under Paul Lai. They looked magnificent at the moment.
Speaker 4: It's a story of my life.
Speaker 1: It's but what is on their side and what people
Speaker 1: are saying is well, the engine room is so young,
Speaker 1: so if it's rosy. But as on On Francis, these guys
Speaker 1: are still young enough to not get sore or not
Speaker 1: need a break.
Speaker 4: Is that just? Is that too old school to think?
Speaker 6: Do you reckon?
Speaker 4: They're playing through injury?
Speaker 6: That that is something that I never did in my
Speaker 6: career because I was such a weak turd. I I
Speaker 6: remember when I popped my shoulder out for the first time, Hazy,
Speaker 6: did you ever go on the green whistle?
Speaker 4: Do you get on the grat?
Speaker 6: Well? I popped my shoulder out for the first time, Jones,
Speaker 6: and they couldn't The doctor couldn't get it back in.
Speaker 6: It was a local doctor in Melbourne at Punt Road
Speaker 6: there and they couldn't get it back in for an
Speaker 6: hour and a half.
Speaker 7: And I went through.
Speaker 6: I went through two whistles, man, I was playing the
Speaker 6: rude sandstorm in the rooms.
Speaker 7: I had my top off.
Speaker 4: I was on people's shoulders, fire out.
Speaker 6: I ended up at the Savvy that night and then
Speaker 6: went to Rise.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: I was in exact same situation, so they couldn't get
Speaker 1: my shoulder back in.
Speaker 4: This was the Ponderosa.
Speaker 1: So I ended up with Lyel McEwen and they had
Speaker 1: to put me to sleep to slip it back in,
Speaker 1: and then the irresponsible nurses let my housemates in who
Speaker 1: had a.
Speaker 4: Text, and the drew penises all over me.
Speaker 1: So I woke up with my arm and a cast
Speaker 1: and a photo of me just Harvard in cartoon Fallacies.
Speaker 5: Which is how you used to sign footballs back and.
Speaker 7: Your signature comes back.
Speaker 6: So my pain barrier was very very low. If I
Speaker 6: got injured, I was straight off the ground. I'm not
Speaker 6: sticking around. But those boys are bloody tough, very tough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just very quickly. The Crows they've got the
Speaker 3: buy this weekend.
Speaker 4: Well, let's hope.
Speaker 6: So God, if there's if there's ever a team that's
Speaker 6: looking forward to the buy, it's Carlton at the moment.
Speaker 6: If you're a Carlton supporter, isn't it like it's just
Speaker 6: I went on the front I went on the front
Speaker 6: bar the other night and I've never had so much
Speaker 6: more fun than just I had about fifteen Carlton jokes
Speaker 6: up my slope and as a South Australian, it's so
Speaker 6: good that this year both teams are doing quite well
Speaker 6: and we're not that person that everyone's joking about. But
Speaker 6: isn't it Yeah, it'd be good for the boys just
Speaker 6: to have a rest, refresh and come back because those
Speaker 6: young kids are playing really well, but they their bodies can't,
Speaker 6: you know, they can't handle a full year. So to
Speaker 6: have a week halfway through it will be great for
Speaker 6: the term. So obviously last week we spoke to you
Speaker 6: before Texas to fiftieth. Can you just explain to you
Speaker 6: what happened to you physically as Taylor Walker was approaching
Speaker 6: goal number ten. I just I couldn't you know that
Speaker 6: those days that were it just falls into your lap, Paisy,
Speaker 6: It's just and everything was happening. I'm so glad for
Speaker 6: the crowd that had happened because watching it was like
Speaker 6: it was in slow motion. And you know, Oscar Allen
Speaker 6: was standing him, which is he's probably the best player
Speaker 6: in the West Coast team at the moment, and I
Speaker 6: thought once they put him on him, he won't kick anymore.
Speaker 6: He kicked another three, but that tenth goal he got
Speaker 6: thrown out of the marking contest and then all of
Speaker 6: a sudden, he played for the free kick, looked at
Speaker 6: the umpire and as he looked back around, the ball
Speaker 6: just happened to bounce up right into his hands and
Speaker 6: he just snapped it for his tenth poetry in motion
Speaker 6: in goals, we're.
Speaker 5: Going to take about on this.
Speaker 2: So Sam pal Pepper was interviewed postgame last night.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you caught it.
Speaker 3: He got a little bit excited talking about Quintin Nichele's deboo.
Speaker 5: Do you want to have a list of this?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Love to and you're so proud to be playing alongside
Speaker 3: him now.
Speaker 5: And he's a good player.
Speaker 1: I love that you love that from a young man,
Speaker 1: that's from the heart.
Speaker 6: And that's why we love footballers is because I mean,
Speaker 6: we get a dump button in radio, but they don't
Speaker 6: get it with interviews for an AFL game, that's for sure.
Speaker 5: So good to speak to you, FFFITZI.
Speaker 7: Love you guys. Have a great week in mate.
Speaker 5: Have you checked out?
Speaker 2: What if dot COM's a top ten winter weekend as yet?
Speaker 4: How could it wa?
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Speaker 2: Camera, can's tweetheads?
Speaker 4: The book? You to get away on the waterfat?
Speaker 5: What if it's Ouzzie for travel?
Speaker 3: Well, hazy, I've had the pleasure of interviewing our next
Speaker 3: performer before and can I just give your heads up?
Speaker 5: You don't know what you're going to get I like it.
Speaker 3: Performing at the Adelaie Cabaret Festival. The show is called Engorged.
Speaker 3: Can you please welcome Rubin Cateren.
Speaker 12: I'd love to say it's a pleasure, but it is
Speaker 12: very early in the morning for me to be here.
Speaker 7: This feels homophobic.
Speaker 5: Now what about this.
Speaker 3: The sixteenth of June is sold out, the seventeenth of
Speaker 3: June is pretty much sold out.
Speaker 5: But you've had to put.
Speaker 3: On a new show on the twenty fourth of June
Speaker 3: at seven thirty pm.
Speaker 12: I have by public demand democracy and action. And the
Speaker 12: Greece invented two things, democracy and homosexuality. So let's see
Speaker 12: which one does well for me.
Speaker 1: It ties in beautifully to the show title and gorged
Speaker 1: indeed through it swollen, overblown, everything that makes your mind go,
Speaker 1: what's going on here?
Speaker 12: Well, originally what we wanted to do was have the
Speaker 12: word gorge in it, like oh that's gorge, Oh that's gorge.
Speaker 12: And then we realized that if we just put engrged
Speaker 12: but capitalize the gorge and that we can get a
Speaker 12: really filthy pun in under the radar, so to speak.
Speaker 7: For the Adelaide Cabaret Fessel, and they went with it.
Speaker 12: It's sort of like when we were at q PAC
Speaker 12: in Queensland that had the ten meter high led screens
Speaker 12: on the side of the building and we had them
Speaker 12: with the K hole there because no one at q
Speaker 12: PAC knew.
Speaker 7: What a k hole was one.
Speaker 12: So today I've got engaged on the Adelaide Cabaret Festival
Speaker 12: out the front in ten meter letters.
Speaker 3: Well done you And it's not like you to love
Speaker 3: a filthy pun, is it.
Speaker 12: There's a reason I'm not allowed on live TV anymore.
Speaker 12: That's why I'm on tour so much. It's harder to
Speaker 12: hit a moving target.
Speaker 5: Yes, Ruben what sort of songs are we performing?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 12: Well, there's a couple of originals in there. It's eighteen
Speaker 12: musicians that I've got there. I know normally have different
Speaker 12: names for the band. So normally it's ruben Ka and
Speaker 12: the Close Contacts or ruben k and the Emergency Contacts.
Speaker 12: This year it's ruben k and the Afterthoughts because there's
Speaker 12: a sorry because there's eight Do you have a dump button?
Speaker 4: I can't find I can't find it.
Speaker 12: The song list is absolutely incredible, as am I. In fact,
Speaker 12: I don't think the Adelaide Cabaret festival deserves to have me.
Speaker 12: We've got some stuff from Amandalier, who's one of the
Speaker 12: old sort of supermodel vocalists in inverted commas from Studio
Speaker 12: fifty four. There's Carol King. We've got a bit of
Speaker 12: Whitney in there. We got a little bit of Aerosmith
Speaker 12: in there. We've got some stuff from the Divine Comedy,
Speaker 12: this amazing sort of dramatic and vaguely depressing, a very
Speaker 12: sardonic and biting.
Speaker 7: Band from the UK.
Speaker 12: And then ah, there's this amazing version of this song
Speaker 12: that your listeners are far too young to remember, called
Speaker 12: If I Ruled the World, sung by Tony Bennett. But
Speaker 12: let's just say we've given it the Ruben k treatment.
Speaker 12: And my goodness me, she slaps right now.
Speaker 3: Ruben, you are incredibly stylish, and you've just made reference
Speaker 3: to Hazes at Hire. He's incredibly unstylish. I would love
Speaker 3: for you to give him some sort of makeover.
Speaker 9: Look.
Speaker 12: I think it's very unfair to refer to people who
Speaker 12: identify as beije as.
Speaker 7: And don't you laugh.
Speaker 12: You're wearing it suspiciously off white sweater there that feels
Speaker 12: like it could be oatmeal, champagne or oyster. I think
Speaker 12: every single person is beautiful in what they are comfortable in.
Speaker 12: And if you're comfortable in a torn jersey with a
Speaker 12: coffee stain, you do you celebrate the journey you're on.
Speaker 3: I don't think you've even seen the Birkenstocks at this point.
Speaker 5: Is sorry that show the bottom half? Please?
Speaker 7: Oh but the calf is good.
Speaker 12: And the macas socks with the Birkenstocks real dat. But
Speaker 12: I will say this, if you're wearing Birkenstocks, you are
Speaker 12: immediately part of the queer community. Yeah, really right, that's
Speaker 12: the B and lgbt Q I if you don't mind.
Speaker 7: So camp seem adorable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Reuben, the show is called in Gorge in case
Speaker 3: you haven't got that already.
Speaker 5: You are larger than life.
Speaker 3: I've seen you and you are just absolutely spectacular.
Speaker 12: So thank you for having me. Both of the shows,
Speaker 12: the sixteenth and seventeenth, have sold out, but we have
Speaker 12: a We have added a new show on Saturday the
Speaker 12: twenty fourth at the Dunstan Playhouse, me eighteen piece Orchestra
Speaker 12: and a party at my room.
Speaker 7: At the end of Connor you could say, no.
Speaker 5: Everything what room number? Because of Haze is going to be.
Speaker 7: Back yeah, five fourteenth.
Speaker 4: That's me. That's me down the hallway in the Birkenstocks.
Speaker 7: A little You tell me you built a time machine?
Speaker 5: Hazes on this daisy.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's Friday.
Speaker 7: Let's come.
Speaker 4: Come on.
Speaker 5: Trademark Friday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, week too. It's like, is it already Friday?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 4: It is a big legend. Go have a crack. Sixteenth
Speaker 4: of June. Let's take a little trip down memory lane.
Speaker 1: Let's go all all the way back to eighteen eighty four,
Speaker 1: the first ever roller coaster began operating at Corney Island
Speaker 1: in New York. I don't trust a roller coaster these days.
Speaker 1: That's gone through so many safety regulations. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: the eighteen eighty four version.
Speaker 5: They wouldn't have even finished it. There was no endpoint.
Speaker 5: You just launched off the end of the end.
Speaker 4: There was like, okay, I'll have a crack.
Speaker 5: Oh this is fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people built a bit different down there.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 1: Young Johnny died when he was twenty nine. Well, he
Speaker 1: lived a long, long, long life. Back in eighteen eighty four,
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen, one of the great songs was launched.
Speaker 4: Dinner Baby shucked it in Jodes Baby.
Speaker 1: I should probably phase this out right now because there's
Speaker 1: people that are hovering around the radio.
Speaker 4: I don't get off, get that off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you ever want to sample Triple Am, now
Speaker 3: is the time.
Speaker 1: South Korean education brand Pink Fong debut on YouTube and
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen.
Speaker 4: Who would have thought, there's no way in the world
Speaker 4: that they did that.
Speaker 1: And when you know what, this will be one of
Speaker 1: the absolute songs of our generation. Pink Fong, Pink Fong,
Speaker 1: It's pink Fong for it starts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then there were different adaptations as well. There
Speaker 4: was Baby Monkey Bananas.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they really switch things up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, jerdy, Yeah, that's not going to work. Twenty seventeen, Sorry.
Speaker 3: What were you trying to say?
Speaker 1: Coca Cola No sugar so good went on sale in Australia.
Speaker 1: There you go, most some really foreign accent Coca Cola.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Coca Cola.
Speaker 1: Twenty thirteen Despicable Me Too, with voices from Steve Carell
Speaker 1: and Kristin Wig premieres.
Speaker 7: That was a great movie as well. How cute to
Speaker 7: the minions.
Speaker 3: Okay, I've never gone to a kids movie and I've
Speaker 3: gone that.
Speaker 5: Is a great movie.
Speaker 4: Are you seriously you.
Speaker 5: Can't do it?
Speaker 2: I've just been to too many kids movies.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what about the cars franchise, Cars one,
Speaker 1: two and three. There's a new installment coming out too, apparently. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Cars one, two and three. Come on, old Wilson, no interest.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are we dealing here with?
Speaker 4: Flaty and gentlemen? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry for Joden.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I'm a woman, a grown mature woman.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I am speed.
Speaker 4: Like nim the Queen.
Speaker 1: Number one song in June sixteenth in nineteen ninety six
Speaker 1: was Wonderwall by Oasis.
Speaker 5: Oh can those boys just sort out the differences? Please?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I just feel like, don't reckon? This would be a
Speaker 1: good song to play. If you're doing acoustic music around
Speaker 1: like pubs and stuff, don't reckon this would be a
Speaker 1: good one to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there are you getting that film?
Speaker 5: Have you ever performed the song acoustically?
Speaker 12: Only?
Speaker 4: Every single time that I ever got a chance to
Speaker 4: play anywhere?
Speaker 5: Any requests anyone?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well let's do Wonderwall.
Speaker 4: Hey can you play the new one by the Killers?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 4: Wonder Wall? It is.
Speaker 1: Sejay was going to be the dam They'll never.
Speaker 7: Throw it back.
Speaker 3: To you.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the studio news Rita, Abby, Good morning as
Speaker 1: hi abbyh yeah, we bring you alarming news. This is
Speaker 1: little article stumbled across my desk and I thought, well,
Speaker 1: that's really really concerning for those journalists, which is my
Speaker 1: other job.
Speaker 4: So I had some danger as well, Abby TikTok.
Speaker 1: Influences and celebrities are increasingly taking over from journalists as
Speaker 1: the main source of news for young people, according to
Speaker 1: report published by the Britain based Routers Institute. You know,
Speaker 1: if it's Britain based, it's the real deal.
Speaker 10: Here we go.
Speaker 5: So the dumbing down of the world bigging.
Speaker 10: I think it's already started to be honest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did you go to UNI?
Speaker 5: I went to UNI, waste the time, to wasteated.
Speaker 8: With a Bachelor of Communications, Thank you, and I still
Speaker 8: can't speak.
Speaker 10: So that's funny.
Speaker 1: Does it mean chat unless you've got fifty thousand Instagram followers?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so true mate.
Speaker 8: Concerning stuff, Well, that's yeah, that's concerning obviously. You know,
Speaker 8: we go to UNI and we study and we delve
Speaker 8: into news and that's our life and all the rest
Speaker 8: of it. So for people to be getting their news
Speaker 8: off influencers, I know how depressing.
Speaker 3: They should be getting getting it off the likes of me,
Speaker 3: who has to ask every single time to my editors
Speaker 3: at work, if I was going to use a comma here,
Speaker 3: would put it before or after that letter.
Speaker 8: I think most people don't realize with me. But every
Speaker 8: time I meet someone and they say, oh, like with
Speaker 8: the news, you know who writes it for Oh my god,
Speaker 8: I do, And they go, oh, oh really, no, I'm
Speaker 8: not just sitting in that both singing to this.
Speaker 10: I mean I do sing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, time I writer, I find it, I research it,
Speaker 8: and then I also present it. So it's my fault
Speaker 8: when I stuff up. Also, but I don't have anyone
Speaker 8: else in there helping me.
Speaker 1: No, the hell knows the difference between all the wares
Speaker 1: and the words, and you know.
Speaker 4: The pluralization, all that type of thing.
Speaker 5: Singing's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: You've got to adapto apps, You've got to adapt with
Speaker 1: the times.
Speaker 8: Adapt or Diaby saying that maybe I should become an
Speaker 8: influencer and then I can like I'm across both I'm
Speaker 8: a and I'm an influencer, and then you're fully qualified.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, so this isn't heavy feedback.
Speaker 1: What we're saying is it's probably your tone, the way
Speaker 1: that you're delivering the information.
Speaker 4: Does that make sense.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm probably a little bit too professional.
Speaker 10: Yeah, some it down.
Speaker 1: If these people are making sure they listen to influencers,
Speaker 1: you've probably got to change your language and all sorts
Speaker 1: of things. So all good though, We're here to give
Speaker 1: you some tips.
Speaker 10: I love when you guys get on board.
Speaker 1: We're here to help you adapt seamlessly into this next transition.
Speaker 1: So what we're going to do is we're going to
Speaker 1: give you a bit of example of how the news
Speaker 1: should sound like. Okay, perfect, right, here we go, and
Speaker 1: please take note. Hey guys, thanks for tuning in that
Speaker 1: so many people have been asking me about the budget,
Speaker 1: so I thought i'd just address it with you guys
Speaker 1: as a whole. So the budget's like done and there's
Speaker 1: no stamp duty, so that's that's good.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 5: I just want to.
Speaker 3: Say thank you all to subscribing to my channel, and
Speaker 3: I want to say that the number of people in
Speaker 3: work is here to record high. So fourteen million people
Speaker 3: now have a job. Unemployment dropped to three point six percent,
Speaker 3: and I have to say that I have one of
Speaker 3: the most serious jobs of all as a hashtag influencer.
Speaker 3: So I'd say to all you people that don't have
Speaker 3: a job, just go and get a real one like
Speaker 3: me and do tutorials on how to apply contour simple
Speaker 3: or die ye.
Speaker 10: Do you know what serve Judy is? All right, I reckon,
Speaker 10: I'm going to give this a go.
Speaker 4: If I can do this, all right, here we go,
Speaker 4: Then here we go.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Abbey in the newsroom for the latest
Speaker 1: on the traffic a traffic.
Speaker 8: Hey, guys, welcome back to the traffic with me at
Speaker 8: Abbey in the newsroom.
Speaker 10: Give us a like and like, I'll like you back
Speaker 10: or follow you back. So many of you have.
Speaker 8: Been in my DMS, and I just thought i'd hop
Speaker 8: on here and update the traffic for you all, because
Speaker 8: like it's pretty crazy out.
Speaker 10: There this morning.
Speaker 8: So first off, we have to talk about this crash
Speaker 8: at Salisbury Heights. There's been a crash and they're kind
Speaker 8: of like there and they're cleaning it up. But like
Speaker 8: on Main North Road near the Groveway, it's sort of
Speaker 8: really slow for city bound, so like we're really back
Speaker 8: to the truck up on South Road to Edwardstown two.
Speaker 8: Because every single person in Adelaide is like trying to
Speaker 8: get into the city.
Speaker 10: How crazy is that?
Speaker 8: There is also some speak cameras like don't speed, it's
Speaker 8: so bad.
Speaker 10: Also you'll get fined, which is like really really bad.
Speaker 8: So they're on trimm Oparade at Seton and the Letter
Speaker 8: Road at Fulham Gardens. The Audi end of financial your
Speaker 8: event is on now, Oh who wants to buy me?
Speaker 8: An Audi presenting you with an exciting opportunity across a
Speaker 8: range of exceptional models out if you're listening, like I'm
Speaker 8: here for you, drive progress today and June thirty.
Speaker 10: Te's and seas apply.
Speaker 8: Let's now look at the weather because so many people
Speaker 8: have been damming me about oh.
Speaker 10: My god, like the sun is out. What is that?
Speaker 10: Like we almost like all gonna die because the sun's
Speaker 10: finally out.
Speaker 8: Anyway, it's sunny today and it's the top of nineteen degree.
Speaker 10: So what you should do like gone.
Speaker 8: Get your coffee, gone, get you your slow brew or
Speaker 8: even my baby, grab a juice, like the juice is
Speaker 8: really good for you, and you should not wear your shoes.
Speaker 8: You should got onto the grass and put your feet
Speaker 8: on the grass. Apparently it's not really good anyway. It's tenin'
Speaker 8: well and on Adelaide Snova.
Speaker 4: Just breaking stories.
Speaker 5: How huge. I hope you.
Speaker 3: Agree that Modern Family was one of the greatest shows
Speaker 3: of all time. We can absolutely aground that Arial Winter
Speaker 3: played Alex Dumpy, the smart kid in the family.
Speaker 4: She was the jam of the family exactly.
Speaker 3: So she has joined an eclectic cast of actors, athletes
Speaker 3: and television personalities in a Mars simulation on a new
Speaker 3: reality show. Right, does that make any sense to anyone?
Speaker 4: Mars simulation is in the planet, Yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, but it's filmed in Kooper Peat in South Australia
Speaker 3: because Kooper Pet apparently looks like Mars.
Speaker 5: Endorsement.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these guys were going there and was on all
Speaker 1: the news services, but they were literally covering themselves up
Speaker 1: and no one knew who was going.
Speaker 3: So she's on this show and she was most surprised
Speaker 3: to see Lance Armstrong there, but she made a huge
Speaker 3: mistake because she confused him for someone else.
Speaker 13: Have a listen, Lamb's Armstrong is a real freaking astronaut.
Speaker 13: He is a real astronaut.
Speaker 4: He is Lance Armstrong.
Speaker 13: You need to google him, You need to know everything
Speaker 13: about him because he is so cool. The fact that
Speaker 13: we have an astronaut is so crazy.
Speaker 4: And also that she went up to Neil Armstrong. He's
Speaker 4: like you drugged cheap.
Speaker 5: Oriels made a real mess of things. Ah, juicy, Let's
Speaker 5: talk al Pacino, shall we.
Speaker 3: He's a new dad once again at age eighty three,
Speaker 3: and his girlfriend nor a fella twenty nine.
Speaker 4: You just have confidence.
Speaker 12: Yep.
Speaker 3: He confirmed she'd give him birth as the pair enjoyed
Speaker 3: a dinner date in West Hollywood recently.
Speaker 5: Can we do the maths on this please?
Speaker 3: So he's eighty three when the kid's twenty, he's going
Speaker 3: to be one hundred and three.
Speaker 4: Twenty first, one hundred and four. Dad, get up here
Speaker 4: and give us a speech.
Speaker 1: Well, oh, I'm asleep right, thank you did.
Speaker 4: Either? All his eyes are shut.
Speaker 3: He's tired and he's having a little nap or a
Speaker 3: long nap.
Speaker 5: Who's to say?
Speaker 7: Je juice?
Speaker 3: Sam pel Pepper had a blinder last night in the
Speaker 3: port game.
Speaker 4: He's a raging bull that I love him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's very very good.
Speaker 3: Now, you, of course, will know that Quintin Narkle came
Speaker 3: in late for Junior Rioli, who had the flu. Quinton
Speaker 3: made his debut for the Port Adelaide football club. Quentin
Speaker 3: is an ex cat. He's also Sam pal Pepper's cousin
Speaker 3: and they also grew up playing football together.
Speaker 5: Nice little history.
Speaker 4: Lesson for you there, good for there you go, there's
Speaker 4: a connection.
Speaker 3: SPP got a little excited when he was interviewed by
Speaker 3: Abby Holmes after the match and she asked him about
Speaker 3: Quinton and this was his reply, and side bad.
Speaker 5: You're playing on siding now and as a player, as.
Speaker 1: A very good player, I love especially when it's nice
Speaker 1: and beautiful and innocent.
Speaker 4: Because she get caught.
Speaker 1: Up in the moment, I imagine Thedorphans would just be apps,
Speaker 1: absolutely pumping. I feel like if I was in that situation,
Speaker 1: I would only know two or three words, and one
Speaker 1: of them would be the.
Speaker 4: I think he's done well to say at once?
Speaker 3: What about that moment though, when you're sitting there watching
Speaker 3: a live interview and someone drops an F bomb and
Speaker 3: you have that doubt in your head, you go did
Speaker 3: he and you look to your partner on the couch
Speaker 3: did he just say?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because it's happened a couple of times in roaming Brian
Speaker 1: on a Friday night. Oh yes, obviously extremely live and
Speaker 1: someone drops an F mom and it was Tommy Jonas's mate,
Speaker 1: Oh that's the wet.
Speaker 4: And Brian was like, oh, no thanks, we'll just head
Speaker 4: over here.
Speaker 3: All The other good one is when they get the
Speaker 3: big boom mics and they put it like at the
Speaker 3: in the NBL, in the basketball and they put it in.
Speaker 5: The middle of the huddle and someone's like, let's f
Speaker 5: and go.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, that needs to be Joey Wright.
Speaker 1: To a teams to go off, and you're like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, he's a bleeding job, I know.
Speaker 3: And then they go back to the commentary box and
Speaker 3: no one knows what.
Speaker 1: To say and they do like this half fast apology.
Speaker 4: Yeah, apologies for that, but that's Live TV for you.
Speaker 5: Juicy Juicy, that's projuice for this morning.
Speaker 4: Very good stuff, really big show.
Speaker 1: We really encourage you as well to download the podcast
Speaker 1: and a big show coming up on Monday.
Speaker 5: Huge.
Speaker 3: We are going to pay your bills every single hour
Speaker 3: and all across the day as well. Oh, the Monday
Speaker 3: joke off returns. We need to be in the newsroom
Speaker 3: to start working on hers now, please.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course her.
Speaker 5: Form is indifferent.
Speaker 10: Ma'am was good for the last two weeks.
Speaker 8: Thank you. I think you two are the issue here.
Speaker 8: Oh you're the common denominator. You don't laugh, and I'm hilarious.
Speaker 4: It's everyone else.
Speaker 10: It's correct, everybody else.
Speaker 5: Time to take some personal responsibility.
Speaker 3: Never Rennie is going to be in for the weekend
Speaker 3: sports rap as well.
Speaker 2: Now we're about to rip into the diary.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, I didn't have time to get this little faux
Speaker 3: pa of yours in from this morning. We were talking
Speaker 3: about younger people now get their news from influences and
Speaker 3: not journalists and abs in the newsroom. To her credit,
Speaker 3: did her beautiful traffic as an influencer that might be
Speaker 3: in a video today if you will. You, during the
Speaker 3: course of that discussion said this, and I didn't pick
Speaker 3: it up at the time, but afterwards I went, did
Speaker 3: he just say this?
Speaker 4: People?
Speaker 1: According to report published by the Britain based Routers Institute, Yeah, look,
Speaker 1: since then we've done some research.
Speaker 5: It's very much definitely.
Speaker 4: Reuters Reuters right, Okay.
Speaker 5: It's not an institute for Routers, the.
Speaker 1: US institute part of Britain's University of Oxford. What a
Speaker 1: bunch of dirty birds at Oxford. So I was thinking
Speaker 1: after it.
Speaker 3: Sadly that didn't make it into the diary, but all
Speaker 3: of the following content did did Diary? I think that
Speaker 3: Donald Trump best summed up the entire week.
Speaker 7: For US America.
Speaker 5: Griefs and is and good and gruesome and gigantic and
Speaker 5: gluey and gilly.
Speaker 3: Kanye West featured heavily in Battle of the Bangers.
Speaker 7: Everybody says, who does he think he is?
Speaker 4: I just told you who I thought I was.
Speaker 5: God here we.
Speaker 3: Are that crazy, And we spoke about Kanye's birthday party
Speaker 3: and the fact that there were nude models covered in sushi,
Speaker 3: presumably from sushi Sushi. That's are you hungry?
Speaker 7: That's not Jennifer's sushi again?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 3: Speaking of parties, here's one we all want to go to, Diary.
Speaker 7: That's Freshet Factory, Nava.
Speaker 4: It's the Weekend Madonna.
Speaker 5: It's called Popular Weekend the Madonna. What a combo a coming?
Speaker 1: No one throwing their playboy KARTI You've got a genuine party,
Speaker 1: don't you, playboy CARDI party?
Speaker 4: That's what I want to go to.
Speaker 2: My brain farts continued this week.
Speaker 5: That's awful, awesome.
Speaker 10: Is what diary.
Speaker 3: Abby once again threatened to never ever ever deliver another
Speaker 3: joke on this show, and the part of me wishes
Speaker 3: she'd follow through on that.
Speaker 8: Today, my son asked, can I have a bookmark? And
Speaker 8: I burst into tears. Eleven years old and still doesn't
Speaker 8: know my name is Brian's.
Speaker 1: I get it now, what's so disappointing about this whole
Speaker 1: past few minutes?
Speaker 4: Is it? We all hand in the joke?
Speaker 1: She produces Zoe, and I say, alright, you ranked them
Speaker 1: zo weakest to strongest. She said, I reckon Abbey needs
Speaker 1: to go last because she's got a crack it this way,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 5: Who's the best last.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hey, don't no one blame Abbey please,
Speaker 1: because she's so hit and miss with this thing.
Speaker 4: Please blame producers.
Speaker 5: Well, that definitely wasn't orphan.
Speaker 3: What about that moment when you go to a funeral
Speaker 3: and everyone's morning and then it turns out the person
Speaker 3: isn't really dead?
Speaker 2: Who the hell was that physician?
Speaker 5: You idiot?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 5: Everybody? Hi Ecuadorian dougna Nick.
Speaker 3: And then we asked what did you miss out on
Speaker 3: as a kid? Kieran from Hilton got a real run
Speaker 3: up and he's Telly.
Speaker 5: October eighty eight.
Speaker 1: I was watching The Dark Crystal and my dad used
Speaker 1: to hit the side of a TV.
Speaker 9: When the reception would go funny, and the reception was
Speaker 9: going funny, so I ran back and fly.
Speaker 7: Kicked it into the walls the TV blower and Mum
Speaker 7: didn't replace the TV for twelve years.
Speaker 3: While my husband, at eleven years of age, became a
Speaker 3: junior designer for Nike.
Speaker 2: He's drawn a swash on it.
Speaker 1: He hasn't done a good job of the richard to
Speaker 1: explain why I throw on the other day, Who's ring
Speaker 1: that suit with his Hugo boss written.
Speaker 12: A love.
Speaker 2: So this weekend, kickback and.
Speaker 3: Enjoy your Jennifer sushi, Chuck on a bit of Kanye Chray,
Speaker 3: and don't be afraid to get all Donald.
Speaker 4: And Blue and Gilling.
Speaker 10: Oh my love.
Speaker 6: Jody Adelaides Jody and Hazy